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CHEERING
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Mr King?
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Mr King, we're waiting for you.
RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
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SLOW MOTION: Mr King? Mr King?
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Touche or not touche,
that is the question.
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Take that, you vegan wannabe!
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Take that, you Neil Diamond lover.
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Hey! Don't knock Jewish Elvis.
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Just had my last radiation
treatment, bitches!
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My tit cancer's been cured, or I'll
turn into the Hulk,
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but either way, it's a win.
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That's amazing news!
Ah! Careful!
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The girls are still tender!
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Sorry. Sorry. We're going to
celebrate hardcore, right?
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No. My follow-up mammogram's
not for another six months,
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so I won't know if I've got
the all clear until then.
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PHONE BUZZES
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Oh. Shit.
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It's OK, I know why I'm here.
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Just fire me already,
and get it over with.
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Bear?
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Your new band name.
Bear Maximum was giving me cock rot.
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I don't follow.
Explain it to him, Spock.
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I think Marsh is trying to rebrand
you as a performer,
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not just a composer/producer.
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I know I said I couldn't package
you, but I had a bit of a rethink.
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I'll sign you as is -
old-school songwriter.
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We'll wheel you out as a kind of
Joe Cocker meets Elbow.
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That's right in the pocket!
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Ever heard of Ezra + Riley?
Duo on my label?
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Total tossers,
but they're getting quite big.
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First headliners coming up,
six-month European tour.
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My opener's pulled.
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Rehab. I've got your backing band
all lined up.
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All expenses paid.
Tour leaves in a week.
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What about my nephew?
I assume you'll want to bring him.
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He's your Ray Manzarek.
Everybody loves a bit of keyboards.
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So you're asking me to be the
opening act on a six-month
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European tour with my nephew,
all expenses paid?
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This is your shot. Don't blow it.
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'I'm not stressing.
I think it's great.'
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I just don't know how
I'm going to persuade them
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to let me go,
especially with GCSEs coming up.
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Is that you that changed it from
Dusky Butternut to Dusky Butt?
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I learnt from the best.
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Unacceptable.
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Sorry, I'll change the label.
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No, that...punter perusing
with his dumb, handsome face.
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We don't need that sort in here.
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Look at him,
with his chiselled features.
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Who does he think he is,
David Ginola?
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Michelangelo called.
He wants his sculpture back.
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Probably one of them blokes who says
that they love nipple clamps
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but when push comes to shove,
he's like,
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"Ooh, no, I don't want
to hurt you, Roopesh."
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# Please, please, please let Roly go
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# On tour with me and do a show
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# We'll make a handsome sum,
for sure
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# If me and Roly go on tour
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# By day I'll make him
learn and read
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# By night we'll make
some earholes bleed
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# Paris, Stockholm, Lisbon, Rome
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# He'll keep in touch,
I'll make him phone
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# Now it's time to sort this mess
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# So won't you kindly...
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# Please...
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# Say...
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BOTH: # Yes? #
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I can't believe they said no!
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Do they know how long it took me
to make those cards?
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I'm still high off Sharpie fumes.
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I'll just phone Marsh in the morning
and tell him it's off.
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You're giving up the biggest break
of your life for me?
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I can't believe it, either. But who
are we kidding? I'm better off
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with you, and if I go it alone, I'll
only end up making a tit of myself.
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But you love tits.
I know.
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I guess this is what
growing up feels like.
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SNORING
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ANDY GASPS
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How long have you been
sitting there?
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Not long. Just 20 minutes.
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Listen, I've been thinking...
20 minutes?!
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Go without me.
Am I dreaming?
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You've been given a chance you've
always wanted,
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and now you're
terrified to balls it up.
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What if all those hundreds of people
who thought you didn't have
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what it takes were right? What if
you ARE just a talentless hack?
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Instead of putting it all on the
line, you're going to retreat,
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because if you don't ever try,
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then at least you know
that you won't ever fail.
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Don't use me as an excuse. I'll be
right here when the tour's over.
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And who knows,
I might even have a girlfriend.
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Now I KNOW I'm dreaming.
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It's not a dream, dummy!
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So, are you going or not?
Yes. I'll go.
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Good.
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MUSIC: Souvenir, by Orchestral
Manoeuvres In The Dark
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So I figured it's going to take off,
right?
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Yeah.
That's going to...
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Hi. The name's Andy, Andy King,
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but my friends call me Big Dick
Legend With A Heart Of Gold.
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Rich. Guitar.
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Gareth. Drums.
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So, when's the headline act
getting here? Oh, just over there.
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Maybe one day we'll get a ride
that doesn't smell like zombie come.
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The thing about zombie come is that
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it tastes a lot better
than it smells.
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Yeah, all right, mate.
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Berlin, here we come!
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Not without me!
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Oh, what in the name of holy fuck
are you doing here?
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Come to give me a goodbye kiss?
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No, dick features, I'm your bassist.
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I don't think so. Marsh has taste.
Why would he hire you?
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Cos I done a few sessions for him,
and he likes my work.
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I'm not happy about this, either,
but money's money.
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Well, what do Gwen and Val
think about this?
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That you're a prick. That you need
me to keep an eye on you.
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But I'm warning you -
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this isn't going to end up
with us being besties,
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sleeping on each other's shoulders,
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staying up all night watching Girls,
whilst eating Nutella out of a pot.
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Savvy?
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I don't even like Nutella.
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HORN BLARES
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This is really weird.
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It's only been a day. I'm quite
enjoying the lack of thumping music
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coming from the basement.
Garden flat.
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Plus, now Roly and I
get to spend more time together.
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You guys should take
a knitting class.
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That is a great idea, Tiff.
And we can go trainspotting.
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Well, I should probably get to
school. Knowledge is power.
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Yeah, the power to make
other people feel stupid.
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BRUCE LAUGHS
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Andy would've loved that one.
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Six of one,
half a dozen of the other,
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but I didn't understand
that meant "the same"...
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LAUGHTER
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PHONE CHIMES
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# No vital signs, no BPM
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# Our relationship flatlined
right then
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# There was nothing left to do
but pray
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# Like the last time you walked
out
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DRUMS CRASH
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# No survivors
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DRUMS CRASH
# No survivors
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# No... #
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I mean... I mean... Erm...
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Er, I think you're coming in
a bit strong.
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Maybe you're coming in a bit weak.
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Am I rushing or dragging?
ANDY CHUCKLES
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Oh, forget it. Let's go again.
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# No vital signs, no BPM
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# Our relationship flatlined
right then
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# There was nothing left to do
but pray
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# Like the last time you walked out
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# No survivors
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# No survivors
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GUITAR OUT OF TUNE
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# No survivors... #
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How do you think it sounds?
Honestly?
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Like cats puking.
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Well, can you tell your new
girlfriends to step in line?
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I can't take your side in front of
them. They'll never respect me.
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Says the guy wearing the beanie.
Hey! Don't diss the beans.
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RINGING TONE
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Miss me already?
You wish.
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Are you at school?
Just getting out of chemistry.
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Why do chemists love nitrates
so much? Why?
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They're cheaper than day rates.
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Listen, when we're rehearsing a song
and we disagree on something,
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how do we resolve it?
Is it Casper? Bloody bassists!
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I wish it was just Casper.
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OK, well, here's what you do.
You've got to tell them,
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"Listen here, you wastes of carbon.
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"I haven't spent two decades
crawling out of music's..."
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..shitter to let you
fanny-come-latelys
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tell me how to play my music!
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So if you've got a problem with
that, why don't you fuck off
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back to the prick holes that you
dribbled out of?
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And don't let the door hit you
where Phil Collins shit you!
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# No vital signs, no BPM
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# Our relationship flatlined
back then
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# There was nothing left to do
but pray
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# Like the last time you walked out
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# No survivors
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# No survivors
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# No survivors... #
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MUSIC: Waterfall,
by The Stone Roses
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Goodnight, Prague!
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You've been great, Oslo!
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Goodnight, Stockholm!
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# Now you're at the wheel
Tell me how... #
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Thank you, Amsterdam!
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Goodnight, Brussels!
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# ..so good to have equalised
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# To lift up the lids
of your eyes... #
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We did two encores last night.
For the second one,
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we did a cover of Little Red
Corvette at half tempo,
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James-Blaked the shit out of it.
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I even caught Casper
enjoying himself.
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MELODIE: Oh, sounds amazing!
Remind me again, which one's Casper?
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Bassist. Gwen's boyfriend.
Sworn enemy.
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When we're not making sweet music
together, that is.
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Ahh! Are you in your hotel now?
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Yeah. Pretty swank.
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Scotland has the worst hotel porn,
though.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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PHONE BEEPS
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Shit. Sorry, Melodie,
I should get this.
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Talk soon?
Always.
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Hey, Roly!
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Are you freezing your balls off yet?
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The one upside of Edinburgh is that
the entire place reeks of hops.
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It's like I'm still drinking.
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It sucks that we're in the same
country but we can't see each other.
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Same kingdom. Different country.
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All right, Cromwell.
KNOCK AT DOOR
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How did you...?
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We have this amazing new invention
called the rail service.
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I've told Mum I'm staying at a
friend's house.
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She won't suspect a thing. My train
back's at 7.30 tomorrow morning.
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Sadly, it's too late to visit
the Scottish Parliament,
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so we'll just have to
make our own fun.
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# You don't know if I'm a berk
And you don't care if I go to work
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# What am I supposed to do?
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# That's one
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# You're telling me
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# I'm still a baby. #
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Mum is dragging me to ballroom
classes. Bruce has bought a drone
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for us to fly, and Tiff has made me
watch all of the Divergent films.
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You can say it.
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OK, I did enjoy the first Divergent,
but the others just felt incoherent.
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Hunger Games was much better.
No, you miss me.
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Have you noticed how every room
service menu has a club sandwich?
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Guess it's not
a very exclusive club, then.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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We're going to the bar. You coming?
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Whoa. Hey, man, what happens in
Edinburgh stays in Edinburgh, but...
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Shut up, donkey. That's his nephew.
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THEY CHEER
There he is!
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Errol said that you two have been
playing music together
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since he was 12. You playing nursery
rhymes or something?
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THEY LAUGH
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I'll have you know that working
with my nephew's been
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a very important step in my
evolution as a songwriter.
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I'm basically the John Lennon
to his Paul McCartney.
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More like the Linda McCartney
to my Paul.
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They were the Wings
of nursery rhymes.
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No, it's cool you guys
are so close, man.
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I mean, I only see my uncle
at Christmas,
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which is often enough,
cos he's a twat.
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Both my parents are only children,
so I don't have an aunt or an uncle.
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That explains so much.
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The family you choose mean more than
the family you're born with.
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Thanks, Ghostie!
Not you, idiots. Val and Gwen.
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We're getting married
when the tour's over.
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I'm sure you and Val
will be very happy together.
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THEY LAUGH
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It's funny,
I'm really happy for you both.
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If we ever have a boy,
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we definitely won't call him Andy.
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DOOR SLAMS
Ho, ho, ho!
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Andy King is ho-ho-home
for the ho-ho-holidays!
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Hey! The prodigal
brother's returned.
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Ow!
You smell like Pringles and petrol.
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Welcome home, dude.
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Look, Bruce is teaching me
how to shave.
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I could've taught you how to shave.
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What does Bruce know about shaving?
He's got a beard.
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So do you, Andy.
Oh, yeah.
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Now, wash that custard pie off your
face and put your shoes on.
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We're going out to buy me a new car.
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But me and Bruce
were just about to go droning.
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I'll get my shoes.
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Don't you think this looks
a little bit upmarket for you?
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Only if you've got
a down-market 'tude.
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Oh, shit, it's Alfie.
We need to go somewhere else.
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No way. This is like
that scene in Pretty Woman
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when Julia Roberts goes into that
shop and makes all the staff
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feel like shit because they made
her feel like shit
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when they thought
that she was just a poor prozzie.
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Yeah, but she was just
a poor prozzie.
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And the proper term is "sex worker".
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Well, well!
What are you two queefs doing here?
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Get lost on the way
to your bikini wax?
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Speedo wax, actually. And no.
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Nice hat, Alfie. Does a good job
of hiding those horns.
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Dad!
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Well, well.
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If it isn't Baloo and Mowgli.
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You need to update your refs, Tom.
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You of all people, Baloo,
should know they've just made
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a live-action Jungle Book,
so who's the muppet now?
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You've got a lot of nerve showing up
here, after what you did.
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Don't know what you're
talking about. Yeah?
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Who etched a cock on my Benters?
Haven't the foggiest.
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And you should know, Tom,
a lot's changed since last we met.
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My band is currently on
a European tour.
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The Edinburgh show was rated
three stars in the Scotsman,
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which is the equivalent
of six English stars.
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Yeah? What's your band's name?
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It's Bear.
What's that? I can't hear you.
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Bear! We're called Bear!
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That's a perfect band name, Baloo.
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I forgot how funny you were!
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He's not here to make jokes,
he's here to buy a car.
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You can't afford any of these!
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Not a problem. We could cut a deal.
My services for a discount.
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What would you have to offer, Baloo?
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I wrote a jingle for
Carpet Brothers,
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and their sales went up by 30%.
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Actually, forget it.
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I can see we're not dealing
with serious businessmen.
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Errol, come.
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Wait.
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# Leyton Luxury Cars,
Leyton Luxury Cars,
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# Leyton Luxury Cars,
Leyton Luxury Cars
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# Oh, Leyton car dealership
is here to stay
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# If you don't like it,
get out the way
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# Whether you're from Leyton
or you're from Mars
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# Leyton is the best at dealing cars
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# The interiors are leather
and sometimes vinyl
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# Smells like a car, not a urinal
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# Come to fucking Leyton
car dealership
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# It'll make you cool,
it'll make you hip
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# Everybody's gonna think
you have a massive dick
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# It's Leyton Luxury Dealership
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# W-W-Word! #
ERROL BEATBOXES
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Not bad, Baloo.
You've earned your discount.
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On one condition.
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I can live with that.
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Hi, this is Errol,
future Prime Minister.
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Leave a message after the beep.
BEEP
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Hey, it's your cool Uncle Andy here.
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Er, I'm in Stuttgart,
but my flight's been cancelled.
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Bloody climate change!
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So I guess I'll have to see you
next month. Sorry about that, mate.
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Oh, PS - you're a nerd.
CALL ENDS
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Well, Uncle Andy's
not coming back this weekend.
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What am I going to do?
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Spend time with friends
your own age?
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I haven't got any friends
my own age.
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PHONE BUZZES
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Who's that?
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That's Ian from school. He keeps
wanting to hang out.
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He's a nice chap,
but he's into symphonic metal.
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00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,880
Hey!
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Oh, wow, that looks really good.
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Yeah. It's what happens
when you finally ask
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your professional-artist brother
for help.
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00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,920
Ooh, speaking of collabs, I spoke
with the oncologist today, and, erm,
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she says if - sorry, no, when -
I get the all clear,
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she recommends that we wait for two
more years
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before trying for a baby
again, in case of a relapse.
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00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:28,760
Well, I've been waiting 13 years
for the new Postal Service album,
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so two years is a cinch.
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DOOR SLAMS
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The road warrior's here!
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Witness me!
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MUSIC FROM DOWNSTAIRS
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Guess who, motherfucker?
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LOUD ROCK MUSIC
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MUSIC STOPS
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Oh. Hey, Andy.
Oh?
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Who are these people,
and what are they doing in my flat?
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We're Ophelia Nightshade. I'm Ian.
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00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,640
Sorry. It just seemed like
a nice place to jam.
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00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,840
"Jam"? Are you a band?!
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00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,280
Roly! Is that a bass?
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00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,200
The bass was just a one-time thing.
I was just experimenting.
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This isn't a band,
it's just a school project.
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They're not even my mates,
they're just co-workers.
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00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,920
Trust me, no fun was being had.
I saw the bowl of Starmix.
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00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,040
It was just oranges and yellows.
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00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,040
What...? What are those magazines?
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00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,680
Someone's written an article about
me. Oh, wow! Can I see?
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00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,680
Maybe when you've finished
with your co-workers.
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00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,520
If you want some company,
there's always Tiff.
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You'd be doing me a big favour.
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00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,520
She keeps on flirting with Ian
and showing him her jujitsu moves.
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00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,160
I don't need company! I've just
performed a sell-out concert
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in front of 3,000 adoring fans.
And seriously, "Ophelia Nightshade"?
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00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,000
Have you gone all
symphonic metal on me?
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00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,760
You paid them to write this, right?
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00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,240
No. Why would you think that?
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00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,400
It says that you're handsome
and charismatic. If I gave a shit,
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00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,120
I'd be really proud of you.
Thank you.
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00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,280
Listen, Andy, can I, er...
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00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,520
ask your advice about something?
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00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,000
You want my advice?
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00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,360
Yeah. It's a new low.
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00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,480
I just feel weird
talking to Gwen about this.
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00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,840
I knew it. You hate Casper.
We've all been there.
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00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,680
No, you knob! I'm seeing someone.
Patrick. He's...
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00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,720
lovely, and it's getting serious,
but he has teenage kids
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and an ex-wife,
and they're really straight.
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00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,720
You know? Square?
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00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,960
And I don't know what
they're going to make of me,
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or Gwen or this place...
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00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,680
I refuse to change who I am.
And I just... I just don't want
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to scare them off before they get to
know me, you know?
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00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,120
What?
Oh, my God!
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00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,680
You are so insecure.
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00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,720
Andy, don't make me kill you
just when things were looking up.
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00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,320
Listen, Val...
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00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,040
you are one of the coolest,
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00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:05,920
most genuine, beautiful
human beings I have ever met.
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00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,800
You stick up for your friends
and your family.
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00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,760
And if you're special to this guy,
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00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,520
then his family
should know about it.
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00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:19,120
And if they can't see it,
and he won't show them,
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then he doesn't deserve you.
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00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,080
If he doesn't want what you're
cooking,
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00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,720
then I'll come over for dinner.
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SNIFFLES
Are you hitting on me?
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Accidentally, maybe.
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00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:45,480
# How's it feel
when it's on the wall?
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# When you're out, you're out cold
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00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,160
# So long
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# Shed your skin again, my child. #
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00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,280
Happy 16th, Roly!
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00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,720
You're now old enough
to register as a blood donor.
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Or join the army.
Or get married.
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00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,320
Over my dead body.
Or ride a moped, like a true mod.
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00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,240
Over your dead body.
Hey!
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00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,280
You're leaving the biggest one out.
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00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,520
Sex!
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00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:28,760
You are officially old enough
to change your name by deed poll!
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00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,840
This "Errol" joke has been
going on long enough.
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00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,080
Hi, Uncle Andy.
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00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,000
Wow. When Sam heard I could
finally afford to move out,
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00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,600
she wasted no time
in packing all my stuff up.
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00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,880
Cool. Thanks.
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00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,960
It's a lady's small.
It should fit perfectly.
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00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,720
Now that's out the way,
what do you want to do?
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00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,160
We could go and try and sneak you
into an 18-certificate film,
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00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,120
or we could have a jam session.
Starmix on me.
439
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,840
I'd love to, but my friends are
waiting.
440
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,200
I'll see you at the gig tonight.
441
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,440
Ophelia Nightshade
are friends now, are they?
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00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,160
I don't think I should feel guilty
for jamming with other people.
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00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,960
And if you think Ophelia
Nightshade's dumb,
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00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,440
then what about
the Bear Maximum?
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00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,200
That is a riff on a joke that
YOU made. When I was 12.
446
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,800
Well, if you're so mature, then how
come you've stopped answering
447
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,840
my calls? Well, because I knew
you'd make me feel bad
448
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,200
for having fun without you. Yeah,
well, I've been having fun
449
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,160
without you. I've been having the
time of my life.
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00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,560
Why would I want to hang around
with a stupid kid from Croydon?
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00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,880
Because this stupid kid is
the only real friend you've got.
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00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,160
Real friends hang out
with each other on their birthdays,
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00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,080
not with a bunch of talentless
brats. I only said
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they were talentless to protect your
fragile ego. MY fragile ego?!
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00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,240
The only reason I started hanging
out with you in the first place
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00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,840
was because you're my sister's
weirdo kid and I felt sorry for you.
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00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,080
Well, don't let me cramp your style.
And me playing bass -
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00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,120
that wasn't a one-time thing.
I'm a bassist now!
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00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,440
Well, you know what a bassist
and a Hoover have in common?
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00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,080
They both suck when
you plug them in!
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00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,120
Fuck you, Andy!
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00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,480
One minute you're writing
hits for NTL,
463
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,920
and now you're opening for
Ezra + Riley.
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00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,600
Does it all feel kind of
surreal to you?
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00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,520
Yeah. I mean, it's been a long road.
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00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,120
And this band is kind of
an evolution of your duo,
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00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:57,160
the Bear Maximum, right?
That was with your nephew?
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00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,240
Can you talk about how
that influenced your sound?
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00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,560
PHONE RINGS
Yeah.
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00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,600
I mean, he wasn't available
to do the tour.
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00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,080
Erm... Oh, I've got to get this.
472
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,640
Hey. What's up?
473
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,760
We're heading over to the venue,
but I can't find Roly,
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00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,360
and he's not picking up.
Have you heard from him?
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00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:16,120
# Isn't it a pity?
476
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,520
# Now isn't it a shame?
477
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,480
# How we break
each other's hearts? #
478
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:38,120
All right, you fanny flannels.
After six months together,
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00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,400
I can say each of you
now feels like a brother -
480
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,040
a brother in the sense that I'm
tired of smelling your farts
481
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,960
and cleaning up your vom.
482
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:49,200
I'm ashamed to say I know your wank
schedules better than my own.
483
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,080
Now, let's get out there and give
them the show of our lives tonight.
484
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,040
I've got some ex-girlfriends
in the crowd,
485
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,160
and I'd like to make them feel bad
for letting me get away.
486
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,080
Andy? You want to add anything?
487
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,680
Erm...
488
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,480
Don't fuck it up.
489
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,240
ALL: Don't fuck it up!
490
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,720
Come on, boys, come on.
491
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,760
CHEERING
492
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:19,560
MUSIC: Smother,
by Daughter
493
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,040
Mr King?
494
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,640
Mr King, we're waiting for you.
495
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:35,520
# In the darkness
I will meet my creators... #
496
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,480
RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
497
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,400
CHEERING
498
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:08,680
# We're always told
it's all about the taking part
499
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,880
# Yeah, whoopy-doo
and, well done, you
500
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:15,600
# You take that sentiment to heart
501
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,560
# You lag behind
502
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,400
# You've constantly been overlapped
503
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,800
# I raise my hat,
I'm impressed that
504
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,280
# You've really ran with being crap
505
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,200
# Here we go again, here we go again
506
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,920
# You're perfect again
507
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,600
# Coming last again
508
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,960
# You can't know again
You're on show again... #
509
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:40,080
So, you got all that rock-star stuff
out of your system?
510
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,280
No? Good! Cos I want Bear
to do me an album.
511
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,440
Don't thank me.
512
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,560
Fuck me.
513
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,360
In the ears.
With your music.
514
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,680
I'll give it a go.
Super.
515
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,000
Ezra, you skinny twat.
516
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,280
Andy, you ready to
finish that interview?
517
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,600
Yeah, er...
518
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,280
Maybe later.
519
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,360
Hi.
520
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,560
That was a great show.
521
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,200
Yeah. Thanks.
522
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,920
EXHALES
523
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,120
You want to get out of here?
524
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,600
You punch like a diabetic kitten.
525
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:30,920
You punch like Danny DeVito
in a zero-gravity plane.
526
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,840
You punch like an inflatable
balloon man at a boat show.
527
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,360
You punch like a bassist.
528
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,640
Oh. Sorry.
529
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,280
That was a low blow.
530
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,880
You're my best friend.
531
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,960
Shut up!
532
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,000
You're my best friend,
and that will never change,
533
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,360
but I've got some friends
my own age now.
534
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,440
And I might need to start
hanging out with them more.
535
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,680
For sociological reasons.
536
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,880
You know, how can I pretend to be
a normal teenage boy
537
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,080
if I don't study their ways?
538
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,440
And sure, I might play
in a few bands, but
539
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,480
you'll always be my number one.
540
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,960
Yeah. Well, you'll always be
my number two.
541
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,800
And you're my best friend.
542
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,120
I love you, Errol Andrew Meyer.
543
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,200
I love you, too...
544
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,360
Andrew...
545
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,720
An-Andrew, er...
546
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,560
Oh, my God!
547
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,320
You don't know my middle name!
548
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,920
'Course I do! It... Er, it...
549
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,920
It's, er...Andy? You think my name
is Andrew Andy King?!
550
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,280
AA King? It sounds...
It sounds fancy, like, er....
551
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,960
AA Milne.
Yeah.
552
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:52,320
The only problem is that my
full name is Andrew Guthrie King.
553
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,160
PHONE CHIMES
554
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,520
Shit. It's Ian and the lads.
555
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,480
They've come to pick up
me and Tiff for a party.
556
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,200
And they're totally spaced.
I'll... I'll cancel.
557
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,760
No, no, you should go.
558
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,440
You know, I've got to finish packing
up this place, anyway.
559
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,640
Are you sure?
Go on. Get out of here.
560
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,960
See you later...
561
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,520
..Baloo.
562
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,840
See you later, Mowgli.
563
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:22,080
MUSIC: Smother,
by Daughter
564
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,640
Silly old bear.
565
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,040
TOILET FLUSHES
566
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,000
SNIFFLES
567
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,280
Hey! Don't cry.
568
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,600
It was only a wee.
569
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,400
LAUGHS TEARFULLY
Sorry. It's just...
570
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,360
...Roly's growing up.
571
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:05,440
You're moving out.
It's like everything's changing.
572
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,960
Yeah, it's funny.
573
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,840
This feels like the first time in my
life that I'm actually all right
574
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:18,000
with being on my own, like I don't
need someone else to complete me.
575
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,800
But, if it's making you this sad,
576
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,080
I'll stay.
No.
577
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,720
I'm very proud you've finally put
a deposit on a flat,
578
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,440
like a real grown-up. It's amazing.
579
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,920
And it's a moot point,
anyway, because, erm,
580
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,440
Roly's moving down here
to make some more space.
581
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,800
"Space"?
582
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,200
For what?
The new nursery.
583
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,880
Bruce and I hadn't planned it,
584
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,680
but we've decided,
as long as I stay in remission,
585
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,960
then we are moving forward.
586
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,440
Am I a stupid cow?
587
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,120
Andy?
588
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,240
Andy! Can you please say something?
589
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,880
You mean...
590
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,000
...I'm going to be an uncle?
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