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MUSIC: Love Will Tear Us Apart
by Joy Division
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# When routine bites hard
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# And ambitions are low
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# And resentment rides high
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# But emotions won't grow
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# And we're changing our ways
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# Taking different roads
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# Then love
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# Love will tear us apart again... #
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BEEPING
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As smooth operations go, this one's
up there.
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Have you just given her anything?
Just put the local in.
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She's dumped her pressure
and her sats are dropping.
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RAPID BEEPING
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OK, give me adrenaline,
hydrocortisone, 200 milligrams.
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Shall I carry on or stop? Stop!
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Stop!
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This is officially the best
day ever.
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Comfy hospital gown - check.
Trashy hospital mag - check.
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If this bed had a vibrate button,
I could die happy.
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You're not convincing anyone. Fine.
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I'm starving. Seriously, who can go
12 hours without eating anything?
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Andy! Can you stop moving about?
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He's probably thinking about all the
primo drugs that are in this
building right now.
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I wasn't! Until you mentioned it.
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And, actually, I was worried about
my sister. Thank you.
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You don't need to worry. It's just
a lumpectomy. I'm going to be fine.
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And I get that you're detoxing,
but can you stand still?
Cos you're making me nauseous.
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Nauseated. Nauseous means you're
making other people nauseated.
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Whatever. You know what I mean.
And why are you being so snippy?
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Judging by his jumper,
he's gone full Robert Smith.
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Or maybe he has a girlfriend.
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Sam, be rational.
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Come on, sweetie, what's up? They
should make hospital gowns red.
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That way, they can at least blend in
with all the blood.
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I regret letting you watch
American Psycho.
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PHONE VIBRATES
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Who is it? It's Mum. She's asking if
you've had your roots done,
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and I quote, "The surgeon won't care
about you unless you care about
yourself."
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Aww! Mum of the Year!
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Hospital parking is the worst.
50 quid for a day?
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I could buy a black-market kidney
for that. So! What's shaking?
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I am reading which celebs
are in a messy break-up this month,
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Andy's detoxing and Roly's sulking.
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He's not sulking. Speaking of sulky
teens, Tiff sends her love.
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Aww! Oh, and Claire.
Eurgh! Mwah!
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You look so beautiful.
What did I tell you?
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I'm not being sentimental.
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I'm an emotional rock.
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WHISPERS: I'm wearing paper
knickers. Oh!
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Mum, is this really the time?
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Any day that I'm legally allowed
to pump myself full of drugs
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is a win. So lucky.
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What? Oh, yeah, cancer's terrible.
Yeah.
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Hi, Samantha. So, the surgeon has
five procedures today
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and you are second on the list,
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so you shouldn't have too long to
wait. Do you have any questions?
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What is the Wi-Fi password?
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Fine, I'll just try "hospital1234".
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MONITOR BEEPS
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Oh, how do people do this?
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Sit still? Manage stress
without drugs.
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It's not like you were doing drugs
all the time. What's different now?
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Now, I am officially an addict,
and as soon as you tell me
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I can't have something,
I want it even more.
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I went mental when they discontinued
curry Twiglets.
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So how did you manage stress
before? There was no before.
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I had my first spliff when I was 11.
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Don't look at me like that.
I looked old for my age.
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And I didn't have a stable
home life. And I do?
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Fair enough.
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I know, I know. I've got to find...
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a better way to filter my feelings,
but I'm not a fucking fish tank,
am I?
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Well, you've only been clean about
a week.
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Why don't you just try thinking
about something else? Like Melodie.
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The one that got away?
Yeah, that'll help(!)
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How long's she been in there?
40 minutes.
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Definitely feels longer. That's what
she said. Don't steal my act.
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How are you so calm?
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I'm a man of science. Feelings have
no place in a hospital.
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PHONE VIBRATES
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What is it?
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"Stay arm, we're shit, kiss-kiss".
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Whatever.
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Right... Here's something fun
that'll keep us busy.
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Uncle Frank taught me this. If you
stare directly at it, then the coin
is yours.
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And when you've got it,
you've got to get me to stare at it.
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Then I get it back.
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The trick is to hold it
underneath the waist
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and whoever's got the coin
at the end of the day is the loser.
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When you said this game was going to
be fun,
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did you really mean it was going to
be pointless and stupid?
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Ahhh, shit! I've got cramp in
my foot.
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Who's stupid now, stupid?
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What happens to the loser?
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A friend of mine had to go out in
public dressed as a condom.
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Why would anyone do that? Because he
has a reputation
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for being a wild and crazy guy,
and that's its own burden.
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Are you going to tell me what my mum
said before she went to surgery?
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Are you going to tell me
what happened to your wrist?
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Oh.
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That was, er...
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That was just a reading accident.
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Sprained it while...
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turning a page too fast.
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Ah.
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Oh, shit, how did I get blood on
my jeans?
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Oh, you...
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I think I'm going to enjoy
this game.
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Oi, Errol. Do you like my shoes?
Not falling for it.
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The floor's got a funny pattern on
it, hasn't it?
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MONITOR BEEPS
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I thought being in a wheelchair
would be embarrassing, but I could
get used to this.
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Andy, stop chewing your feelings.
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So, what are you guys going to do
while I'm gone?
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Oh, you know, we're going to poke
corpses and take some selfies
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with corpses. I'm kidding!
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We're not going to take any selfies.
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All right, don't miss me too much.
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Bruce.
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I'm... I'm not crying.
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I'm the rock.
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I crush feelings for fun.
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Andy, come here. There's something
I need to tell you. Come on.
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SHE WHISPERS
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To the Batmobile, Robin. Mum...
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Break a leg.
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MUSIC: She's Lost Control
By Joy Division
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Turn that down!
HE TURNS MUSIC DOWN
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What did you do that for? So I can
hear myself think.
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And what are you doing
listening to New Order?
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Joy Division. They're the same band,
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and they're for pretentious
art school burn-outs.
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It's your record. What on earth are
you wearing?
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Clothes. What does it look like?
Like Halloween's come early.
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Where are you going? Out.
Oh, no, you're not.
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Veronica will be here any minute.
We're going to order takeaway.
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I'm not hungry. I'm not negotiating.
You have to be up early.
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Your clothes make you look dumpy.
Excuse me?
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You always wear your Fred Perry
shirts like
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you're still a young mod, but
you're not.
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You're just a sad middle-aged man
trying to hang on to his glory days.
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Pathetic.
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Enjoy your night out. Don't wait up.
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MONITOR BEEPS
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There you are! She's still
in theatre.
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What are you doing?
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What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm turning my lungs to jerky.
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Give me a puff.
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No way. Is that because cigarettes
are a drug?
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I see what you're doing.
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If cigarettes are a drug and I've
given up drugs, then I should give
up cigarettes.
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Well, you're wrong.
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They're not drugs.
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If they're not drugs, then give me
a puff.
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Fine. They're drugs. But if you take
these away from me,
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then I'll have nothing, and then
I'll go full Kanye.
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Don't ruin the only thing
I've got left to live for.
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This isn't about you. This is about
what I want.
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And surely my silence is worth
a puff.
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You're allergic. I've got
my inhaler.
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Your mum would kill me. What she
doesn't know won't kill her.
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Fine, I'll give you a puff.
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But first, you've got to guess what
my shoe size is.
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You have got a lot to learn,
young padawan.
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MUSIC BLARES
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ID.
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I have a pituitary condition.
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MONITOR BEEPS
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INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
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Um...
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Lovely weather we're having.
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I wouldn't know. I haven't been
outside in a month.
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Oh. Go on, just ask me. Ask what?
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What I'm here for. What are you
here for?
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Anal bleaching.
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And leukaemia. I got a
two-for-one deal.
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HE CHUCKLES
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I shouldn't be laughing, that was
quite dark. I know.
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That's why I'm getting it bleached.
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What are you in for? My mum's having
a lump removed.
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That sucks. I know. No, it sucks
for me.
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I was hoping you were a
new inpatient.
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Cancer ward's got pretty
slim pickings. Hm! Thanks.
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For what? For not saying
everything's going to be OK.
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Trust me, if there's one thing
leukaemia teaches you,
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it's that everything
is not going to be OK.
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And anyone that says that is full
of crap.
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Do you know how annoying people are
when you're dying?
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It's like I can't be sad because
they won't let themselves be sad.
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And they're always going on
about positive visualisation
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and what an inspiration I am
to everyone.
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Hurgh.
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I don't even think I mind dying
that much.
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Any more.
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But I'll tell you what really grinds
my gears.
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I'm not going to be around
for the next Star Wars
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or the last Game Of Thrones book.
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God, I'd give anything for someone
to stop pitying me and tell it like
it is.
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Your hat clashes with your robe.
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Come on, you can do better
than that.
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I bet you've never read
any Kierkegaard,
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and if you did, you wouldn't
understand it.
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Are you kidding me?
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I bet the most interesting thing
about you
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is that you're dying.
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SHE LAUGHS
Nicely done.
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All right? Let's hit the road,
young lady.
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Nice talking to you.
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See you in the next life.
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Here's hoping you make it
to the next Star Wars.
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Don't hold your breath
for Game Of Thrones.
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Yeah, screw you, too.
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Where've you been?
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Let's just say I never thought
I'd have a wank in a hospital.
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MONITOR BEEPS
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Look, she's going to be all right.
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All right? We just need to...
think positive.
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Yeah? That's what your mum would
want. How about a joke?
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Knock, knock. Who's there?
Jesus. Jesus who?
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Come on! You've heard of me.
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Jesus, I wish I was high.
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Maybe I'll join a gym. You don't
need a gym. You need a hug.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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Cool. Well...
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I'll just set this over here
for whenever you want it.
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I know. We should get Sam a snack
from the vending machine, all right?
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She's going to be starving when she
wakes up. Maltesers are her
favourite.
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Pretty sure it's Dairy Milk. Guys,
I'm pretty sure it's Wotsits.
Since when?
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Since she used to eat them
every time she had the munchies,
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and since I've known her
longer than both of you.
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I was connected to her
with an umbilical cord.
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Well, I've had se...
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sex with her, so...
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What's her favourite colour?
Purple. Green.
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It's sea foam. What's sea foam?
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It's pastel mint.
What, you mean green?!
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Roly, what happened to your
wrist? Nothing.
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MONITOR BEEPS
241
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,880
TEXT ALERT
Ooh. Mm...
242
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,240
Sam just went into surgery.
243
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,440
I'm sure she'll be fine.
Andy said it was routine.
244
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,440
Maybe I should call back anyway.
They've got enough going on.
245
00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,280
I should write something back,
though, right?
246
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,440
Definitely. Ohh, I hate texting.
247
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,760
It's such a shallow way to
communicate.
248
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:29,880
Right, how about,
"We're all praying for her"?
249
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,880
Nah, bit grim. Mm. How about,
250
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,920
"Even with a dodgy tit,
I still would"?
251
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,920
Yeah, so would I.
252
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,800
But her brother's reading the text.
253
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,760
Do you know what? I'm going to
leave it. No, no, no.
254
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,160
You have to say something,
even if it's just...
255
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,320
"Kiss-kiss."
256
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:48,880
I wouldn't kiss-kiss Andy
if his lips were made of tits.
257
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,800
Mike... Yes, boss?
258
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,040
Family friend's in hospital
having surgery on a tumour.
259
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,320
What should I text her brother?
260
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,120
Internet hugs?!
261
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,000
Internet hugs? Euch!
262
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,560
No wonder I pay you for your body
and not your mouth.
263
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:07,200
You could do emojis, like a frowny
face and a bicep curl.
264
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,480
That means,
"I'm worried, stay strong."
265
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,840
Is there an emoji for, "I couldn't
think of something to say,
266
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,400
"so I'm sending you a
bullshit emoji"?
267
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:16,720
Thinking face, poo face.
Here, just let me do it. No, no...
268
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:20,840
Dad, let me do it. I've got an
idea. No, no... Dad, give it to me!
Oh, shit.
269
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,160
What?
270
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,600
It sent.
271
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,560
MONITOR BEEPS
272
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,600
Do you think you'll ever have kids?
273
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,600
Dunno.
274
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,720
Society's broken.
275
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,000
We can't even get
the electoral system right.
276
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,200
What about you? Do you think you'll
ever do it?
277
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,520
Vote? No.
278
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,760
I mean, I'm still on the fence
between Coke and Pepsi.
279
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,000
No, I mean have a baby.
280
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,040
Especially after the whole
Teresa thing.
281
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,160
Uh...
282
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,360
I think I've got enough people
disappointed in me
283
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,880
without creating new ones.
284
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,840
What if it was with Melodie?
285
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,880
I've got it.
286
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,600
How about...
287
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:10,120
the loser of the coin game gets to
take a vow of silence for a week?
288
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,360
Sorry, excuse me.
289
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,280
I'm Dr Marcum. Are you Samantha
King's family?
290
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,640
Yeah. Everything went fine with
the procedure.
291
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,600
She tolerated the general
really well.
292
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,600
But when they were finishing up,
she had an allergic reaction
293
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,440
to the local anaesthetic they used
to close the incision
294
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,680
and she went into
anaphylactic shock.
295
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,760
Hi, Sally.
296
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,840
I'll keep you posted.
297
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,360
She looks so peaceful.
298
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:54,240
Well, I'm not. It's cramped as hell
in this thing.
299
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,400
Don't you think this looks a bit
bling for Uncle Frank?
300
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,560
That cardboard box over there's
only 100 quid.
301
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,240
I'm sure all the green options
are probably more his speed, anyway.
302
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:04,280
He'd probably hate this one. That's
what he gets for dying without
a will while
303
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:08,000
illegitimate kids pop out of
woodwork and I'm left paying for his
stupid body to sit in a freezer
304
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,360
for ages because no-one will fork
out for the burial costs.
305
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,360
No. This way, I get the last laugh.
306
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,720
I'll remember that when you die.
307
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,320
Who says I'm dying before you?
I am way healthier.
308
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,840
You're going to die first,
cos that's how dramatic irony works,
309
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,840
and then Roly can live with me
full-time.
310
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,800
I still have a dad, remember? What
if they both die, like, together,
311
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,400
in a helicopter crash or something?
312
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,240
What are my two divorced parents
doing in a helicopter ride together?
313
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,920
They're coming to my private concert
on a remote tropical island.
314
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,720
You arrived earlier by seaplane.
315
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,200
Well, I'll tell them not to
go, then.
316
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,720
You're not killing my mum with your
stupid tropical concert.
317
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,680
I'll kill her however I want to
kill her.
318
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,040
Boys! Relax. I'm not going to go
to Andy's made-up concert
319
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,760
and I'm not going to get
in any helicopters.
320
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,560
You're not getting rid of me
for a long time.
321
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,280
Hi, can I help you?
322
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,040
Oh, how much is this coffin?
323
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,680
£750.
324
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,240
We'll take the cardboard box.
325
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,120
MONITOR BEEPS
326
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,440
Look, I'm sorry, I don't have an
update for you.
327
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:01,120
This is unacceptable.
She's my wife. Ex-wife.
328
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,960
I know this is difficult for you,
I understand that... Hey, Kim.
329
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,040
Listen, mate, I'm feeling really
tender today,
330
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,240
so apologies if this comes across
as rude,
331
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,640
but I want you to go and find out
what is going on with my sister
332
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:16,960
right now or I am going to lose
it, please!
333
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,440
OK, I'll...I'll see what I can do.
334
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,600
I need a coffee.
335
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,880
I'd better make sure he gets
a decaf.
336
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,400
No, of course, I wouldn't normally
call like this,
337
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,400
you know, especially the night
before you have...
338
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,040
Um... You know...
339
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,440
HE SIGHS
340
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,760
Er, we...we had a row.
341
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,920
Row? About what?
342
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,240
I don't even know. I think
he's just...
343
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,640
pushing back.
344
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:48,200
I wish he could worship me again
like he did when he was little.
345
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,960
Do you think my shirts are
too tight?
346
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,480
No... Well... Well, maybe just the
Fred Perry ones.
347
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:56,160
I only wear Fred Perry ones.
Well, thanks for the call.
No, wait, Sam...
348
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,280
There's something else. Yes, your
jeans are a bit crotchy.
349
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,320
No, um... Look, I know tomorrow's
only routine,
350
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,240
but I just wanted to
say that, um...
351
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:09,040
I'll be thinking of you and...
352
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,240
I...
353
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,720
Hey! Roly!
354
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,240
You're back. Yeah. Cool.
355
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,000
I'm just, er...
356
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,680
..ordering pizza.
357
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,280
Can we have mozzarella sticks,
please? What?
358
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,960
I thought you had takeaway
with Veronica.
359
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,640
Midnight...snack.
360
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,400
Yes, I'll...I'll pay cash.
361
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,320
Wait, Errol...
DOOR SHUTS
362
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,760
Pathetic.
363
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,880
MONITOR BEEPS
364
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,560
What is this? A great room
to come to think in peace.
365
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,320
Until you followed me in.
366
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,440
Ohh!
367
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,120
Does feeling everything
always hurt this much?
368
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:57,840
Well, I wouldn't know.
You're talking to a man of
science, remember?
369
00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,160
I'm basically a sentient robot.
All right, robot,
370
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,560
do you want to tell me
what really happened to your wrist?
371
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:06,520
It's embarrassing, really. I went to
a concert last night and, er...
372
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,840
got fake ID and everything,
and then they...
373
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,880
stamped my wrist to get into
the venue.
374
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,960
It was all going great until...
375
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,760
suddenly my wrist began to swell up
into a blistered mess.
376
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,960
I was allergic to the stamp.
You don't want to see it, trust me.
377
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,000
That's what you get
for doing cool shit without me.
378
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,280
Lesson learned.
379
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,520
Hi there.
380
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:30,200
Oh, we're just leaving. You don't
need to leave. Is there anything you
want to talk about?
381
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,360
No, we're good, thanks. You sure
there isn't someone you want me to
pray for?
382
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,760
Are you having a laugh?
Errol...don't.
383
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,640
You're offering prayer up like it's
something real that's going to help.
384
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,080
Praying is just thinking.
385
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,600
It's inaction wrapped in piety.
It's the least you can do for
a person.
386
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,520
I'm praying for you to shut up
right now.
387
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,200
I find prayer is a good way to take
stock of the things
388
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:52,920
we're grateful for and gives us,
the prayer, a sense of perspective
389
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,320
and can help us to process feelings
390
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,400
by asking a divine
something-greater-than-ourselves
for help.
391
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,960
Like Mystic Meg, only not £1.50
a minute.
392
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,000
Richard Dawkins says a delusion
is something people believe in
393
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,720
despite a total lack of evidence.
394
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,080
What do you have to say to that?
395
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,600
That I've never seen the ocean
floor, but I know it's there.
396
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,120
That's because we have scientific
evidence and photos
397
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,960
and Jacques Cousteau documentaries.
398
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,560
I'm not here to change your mind.
399
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,880
I'm only saying...what's the harm?
400
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,440
The harm...
401
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,160
is there is no God and we're all
alone and everything is meaningless,
402
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,800
or there is a God and he gives
people cancer
403
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,560
and only takes it away
when people pray hard enough,
meaning he's a total wanker.
404
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,960
Roly, wait.
405
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,080
MONITOR BEEPS
406
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:37,200
They're ready for you. All right,
let's go see the wizard. Wait.
407
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,800
Oh, no. Not a ukulele.
408
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,600
It's what they call in recovery
"rock-bottom".
409
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,680
# My dog has fleas
410
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,000
# Like a ship in a bottle
411
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,080
# I don't want it to change
412
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,680
# Even though he pissed me off
And led the kid a-strange
413
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,600
# Cos who is gonna tell me
When I am full of shit?
414
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:03,480
# And who will make me miserable
And make me babysit?
415
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,280
# So if you fucking die on me
And leave me on my own
416
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:11,240
# I promise I will hunt you down
You'll have nowhere to turn
417
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:15,040
# It's not that I would miss you
Just I couldn't stand the fuss
418
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:19,240
# Don't make me plan a funeral
We're better off as us
419
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:23,640
# I hate cancer
More than ukulele songs
420
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,720
# They're horrific, annoying
And worst of all
421
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,920
# They're twee as fuck
And won't shut up
422
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,760
# They jingle jangle on my tits
423
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,520
# I hate them and they fuck me off
424
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,760
# I wanna smash them all to bits
425
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:39,080
# I hate cancer
More than ukulele songs
426
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:42,320
# They're annoying and hipster
And worst of all
427
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,320
# They're twee as fuck
And won't shut up
428
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,240
# They jingle jangle on my tits
429
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,120
# I hate them and they fuck me off
430
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,120
# I wanna smash them all to bits
431
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:54,440
# I hate cancer
More than ukulele songs
432
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,520
# They're annoying and hipster
And worst of all
433
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,520
# They're twee as fuck
And won't shut up
434
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,480
# They jingle jangle on my tits
435
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,400
# I hate them and they fuck me off
436
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,400
# I wanna smash them all to bits. #
437
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,760
MONITOR BEEPS
438
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,160
Give me a cigarette. Roly!
Please, I just need something
439
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,200
to take my mind off my dying mum.
Is this how it is now?
440
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,960
Following a family tradition
of gateway drugs and self-harm?
441
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,800
Self-harm? Did it make you
feel better?
442
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,200
I'm not going to let you hurt
yourself. How about I hurt
you, then?
443
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,320
Roly! Calm down.
444
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,760
Don't tell me to calm down.
I'm always the calm one.
445
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,680
When do I get to lose my shit?
446
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,120
Ow! Shit! Come on, hit me.
447
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,320
I'm not going to hit you,
you human swizzle stick.
448
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,440
Argh!
449
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,160
One more time, Roly, I swear.
450
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,520
Or what? Don't push me today.
451
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,520
I am feeling tender.
452
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,000
I said I was feeling tender!
453
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,840
GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS
454
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,040
MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS
455
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,520
MUSIC RESUMES
456
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,240
You're up.
457
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,120
You sure about this?
458
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,440
I can pay in cash.
459
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,960
Fine.
460
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,960
Hope she's a keeper.
461
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,720
So do I.
462
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,600
TATTOO GUN BUZZES
463
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,840
By the way, that Chinese symbol,
464
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,440
that doesn't mean "Beauty".
465
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,200
That means "Disaster".
466
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,240
HE SIGHS
467
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,600
I should have told her I loved her.
468
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,400
I had loads of opportunities,
but I blew it.
469
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,760
The last thing I ever said to her
was... "Break a leg."
470
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:13,200
The last word she might ever hear
from me is "leg".
471
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,280
It's better than "phlegm".
472
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,800
Yeah.
473
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,960
But what's worse is that I didn't
say it to her, because I thought it
would be bad luck.
474
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,720
Bad luck? Yeah.
475
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:30,040
It's exactly the sort of thing you
say to someone before they die,
isn't it?
476
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,320
And I thought if I said it, the gods
might laugh at us.
477
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,360
Man of science, eh?
478
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,840
But...
479
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,480
I didn't say it and now she's
dying anyway,
480
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,440
so what's the point?
481
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,080
You know what your mum said to me
just before she went into surgery?
482
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:53,760
It's OK, you don't have to...
She said, "If anything happens..."
483
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,000
"tell Roly..."
484
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,440
"I know."
485
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,520
MONITOR BEEPS
486
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,400
Cheers.
487
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,560
I like you, Bruce. You're a good
guy. You made Sam happy.
488
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:16,240
Made? Make. Make Sam happy.
Don't know why I said that.
489
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,960
I just don't know what I'd do
without her.
490
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,000
Veronica's great, but...
491
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,200
Sam is...the mother of my child.
492
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,600
Oh, no. Yeah, obviously.
493
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,600
Love of my life.
Well, love of...my life.
494
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,600
Oh, yeah. Obviously.
495
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,120
Oh, no.
496
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,800
Are you about to ugly cry?
497
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,080
No!
498
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,480
No. I'm a bloody rock.
499
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,560
HE SOBS
500
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,800
You know you could have just told
me about the tattoo.
501
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,480
I wanted something for myself.
502
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,640
You know, take control.
503
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,200
And, plus, you're shit at
keeping secrets.
504
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,800
Fair point.
505
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,680
Look, I'm sorry. I know you're going
through a hard time at the moment.
506
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,120
And I just let my feelings
get away from me.
507
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,200
It's OK.
508
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,240
But if you're not OK,
that's OK, too.
509
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,640
I'm not OK.
510
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,160
I'm really not OK.
511
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,640
What are you doing? Praying.
512
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,720
You know... Just in case.
513
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,480
KNOCK ON DOOR
Sorry, am I interrupting? No.
514
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,160
Um... We were just...
515
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,600
Er, have you got any news? Yes.
516
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,840
She's in recovery and you can see
her soon.
517
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,600
Hi, Anna. Fuck off, James.
518
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,040
There you go.
519
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:11,400
If you're going to try one,
I'd prefer it to be one of mine.
520
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,000
Maybe another time.
521
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,960
Yeah.
522
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,360
Melodie. Oh.
523
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,640
Non capisco. Sorry, I thought...
524
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,040
Never mind.
525
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,240
How are you feeling?
526
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,880
Oh, like I've been felt up
by Edward Scissorhands.
527
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,240
You gave us quite a scare.
528
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,000
Mum...
529
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,840
I love you.
530
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,360
I love you, too.
531
00:26:56,360 --> 00:27:00,240
BEN: Are you hungry? What do
you think? I've been fasting for
18 hours.
532
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,880
There's a vending machine. How about
your favourite? Dairy Milk.
533
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,040
Since when are they my favourite?
How about Maltesers?
Nah, not in the mood.
534
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,080
Wotsits. Only taste good when
you're high.
535
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,600
Crunchie! Bingo.
536
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,400
Roly, what happened to your wrist?
537
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,280
Oh, he tried cutting himself...
538
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,960
Please tell me that's a stick-on.
539
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,680
You're underage,
how did you even...?
540
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,720
I got a fake ID. You are in so much
trouble, young man.
541
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,120
And what was wrong with my
whole name?
542
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,520
Are you joking?
It's right on the bone.
543
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,480
I passed out halfway through
and they had to stop.
544
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,680
That's why it's off-centre.
That'll drive you crazy for the rest
of your life.
545
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,720
I'll get it finished
when Mum gets the all clear.
546
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,680
No. No more tattoos.
Was this your idea, Andy?
547
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,160
I wish. This little scamp
was irresponsible all by himself.
548
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,080
Uncle Andy, you've had tattoos
before... Yeah.
549
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,640
..does this look infected?
550
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,760
Shit.
551
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,800
# Let's dance to Joy Division
552
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,960
# And celebrate the irony
553
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,000
# Everything is going wrong
554
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,920
# But we're so happy
555
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,800
# Let's dance to Joy Division
556
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,840
# And raise our glass to the ceiling
557
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,920
# Cos this could all go so wrong
558
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,960
# But we're so happy
559
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,600
# Yeah, we're so happy
560
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,440
# So happy
561
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,920
# Yeah, we're so happy
562
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,720
# So happy
563
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,920
# Yeah, we're so happy. #
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