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Trick or treat!
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Andy, what are you doing here?
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I told you never to come
without an invitation.
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I haven't heard from you
in a couple of weeks,
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so I thought I'd surprise you
and be spontaneous and fun-loving.
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My husband's home.
And the neighbour's blinds are open.
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(Well, in that case...)
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Can I interest you in some
Jehovah's Witness literature?
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Andy, I think we're done.
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You're getting too attached.
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What? No, I'm not, see?
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You sent me 20 naked selfies.
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I know, I was kind of going for that
flip book approach, you know?
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MAKES FLIPPING SOUND
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I love my husband.
I don't want to ruin my marriage.
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OK. You know...
We can just be friends.
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You? Want to be friends?
You can't be friends with women.
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Why not? I love women.
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I haven't known you long
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but long enough to know that you
break everything you love.
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If you really love women,
you'll leave them alone.
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Andy?
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Shelley? You all right?
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Yeah, I'm just doing some...
Light reading.
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In the feminist book section?
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Yeah, it's part of my new,
er, overhaul.
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I'm eating goji berries now as well.
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Good for you. How are things?
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Yeah, good. I mean, the music
stuff is picking up.
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How about you, you still
doing party gigs?
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No, I quit.
I couldn't stand it any more.
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I started working for a label.
I'm a music video commissioner now.
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Oh, you joined the enemy?
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I get to nurture new acts,
see loads of gigs.
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Happiest I've ever been.
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Except for that time that me
and you were together?
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Yeah. Of course.
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Look, I... I'm sorry about...
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Andy, it's fine. Going out with you
was an important part of my life.
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I mean, my self-esteem
was at an all time low
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and my career was going nowhere.
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But, you know, I had to hit rock
bottom to pick myself up again.
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Well, you know,
glad that I could help.
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So, you seeing anyone?
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Yeah. Lyle. For about a year now.
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He likes Mumford & Sons,
you'd hate him. You?
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Nah. No. No, no.
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Just taking time for myself, really.
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Practically living like a monk.
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How's Errol? Yeah, he's good.
You know, still weird.
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LAUGHTER
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Look, do you want to maybe, um,
get a bite to eat some time?
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You know, just as friends?
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You want to be just friends?
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Yeah, why not? I mean,
you're seeing Mumford & Sons
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and I've taken a vow of celibacy.
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I'm not monk-ing about.
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Yeah, maybe some time.
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Yeah, sounds goo...
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Whoo!
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HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
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Um, er, how long?
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Eight months. You're still happy
being friends, right?
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Baby, maybe. Definitely.
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Nice seeing you, Andy.
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Hello?
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Andy, what are you doing here?
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Shelley's pregnant. Great, but you
can't just come in out of the blue.
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I gave you the key for emergencies.
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Shelley's knocked up, this is
an emergency. She looked so happy.
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I've never made anyone that happy.
Is Errol in?
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Er, no, he's just, he's, er,
he's getting his costume
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for the school Halloween party.
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I'll just crash here
until he gets back.
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No! You should go.
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Have you got someone here?
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Yeah, right(!) I wish.
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Yeah, the only action I'm getting
is my spinning class.
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"Earn the burn", "Spin to win"...
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Fine, I'll go.
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No! No. You should stay.
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Are you hungry?
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Hey, sweetie. How'd it go?
It was a nightmare.
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I wanted to go as Isaac Newton
but they ran out of baroque wigs.
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Oh, no!
I hate it when that happens.
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If I go wearing these clothes,
holding a Guardian,
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could I pass for Edward Snowden?
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Oh, shit. What? Amy's dropped out.
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We're a chaperone
short for the party tonight.
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It's just a bunch of geeky
kids, how many chaperones
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do you need? An army.
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Last year, there were smoke bombs in
the faculty lounge, laxatives in the
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punch bowl, chilli oil on the toffee
apples, an unplanned pregnancy...
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Sounds like an average
night out in Camden.
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Why don't you chaperone then?
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Hell, no. Mum, I like Uncle Andy,
and even I think that's a horrible
idea.
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Come on, you can handle kids.
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Plus, Melodie will be there.
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No.
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No, she's taken and I'm busy.
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You don't want me there, anyway.
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I'll just balls things
up like I normally do.
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I always end up
an emotional wreck at these things.
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And I always have a chance to look
cool and blow it.
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So what if we just decide to not
do our usual shit tonight, guys?
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This family is capable of having one
night out, without self-destructing.
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We just have to think before we act
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or speak or think.
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Who is with me?
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Fuck it, I'm in.
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As long as I get to choose
Edward Snowden's costume.
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Deal. Wait, what?
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Are you sure people are going
to get this?
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I don't just look like
an underage mortician?
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Relax. You look cool.
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I'd better. This costume has to
get me my first kiss.
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HE LAUGHS
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First kiss?!
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No, I mean, no biggy.
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You know, nerds bloom late.
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Once you're there and have your own
million-dollar software
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corporation, women'll be climbing
over each other to get you.
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I can't wait that long, though.
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Boys who don't hit
certain social milestones
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are more likely
to become serial killers!
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All right, all right, calm down.
Have you even got a girl in mind?
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Ruby. I think
she's been flirting with me.
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The other day I asked her
if I could borrow her pen
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and she actually gave it to me.
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Wow, not a whole pen!
What about that One Direction thing?
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Oh, she's moved on.
She's into Mumford & Sons now.
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I can't believe you wouldn't lend me
a keyboard.
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Keyboards aren't props.
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Yeah, but it's not Keytar Cat.
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Whatevs,
at least I'm wearing a costume.
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This is a costume.
No-one is going to get it.
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People with taste will get it.
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The only people that are going to
get
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yours are weird, creepy internet
geeks. Hey, Keyboard Cat!
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Looking great, guys.
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Thanks.
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Can you guess what we've come as?
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Course. The Specials are my
all-time favourite band.
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Rudy rude boys forever!
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See? What a frightful bunch!
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Hi, Ms Vaughn. You look fab.
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Can you guess what I am? A witch?
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I'm a Fairy God Mother.
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Ms Vaughn, this is my brother Andy.
He's filling in for Amy.
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If you need something filling in,
then I'm your man.
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I'm loving the whole MI5 thing.
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Spooks is my favourite.
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Here are your chaperone badges.
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Remember, we don't want any
trouble tonight.
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Mr Foster!
Hands out of the punch bowl now!
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Girls and boys need at least
one foot between them.
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We don't want a repeat of last year.
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Of course, I don't have to
worry about you, Errol!
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Bitch. Errol!
What? I said witch.
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Which reminds me
that I need a drink.
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So, I guess we should, er, partner
up as, er, chaperone buddies?
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Oh, yeah. Good idea.
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Have fun.
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Pathetic.
They think they're being subtle.
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Seriously. When did you find out?
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About a month. You? Same.
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I was playing Flappy Bird on Bruce's
phone when your mum texted
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"I need my meat injection." Cringe.
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Are all adults as embarrassing
as this or is it just our parents?
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Old people make everything gross.
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Hope I'm not as gross as that
if I ever fall in love.
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Yeah.
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Er, cool suit, by the way.
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What? Oh, er, thanks, yeah.
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It's from some dumb movie that
Uncle Andy's obsessed with.
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It's giving me a bit of a wedgie.
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No screaming or running!
And get back inside.
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What is there about this night that
turns our little angels into devils?
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You tell me. I'm feeling a little
bit devilish myself.
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Is Keyboard Cat in heat?
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Depends, does 1950s robot need me
to change his oil?
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Seriously,
can you even get out of this thing?
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You'll be pleased to know this
costume is modular.
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Nice try, dipshit.
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Hey, that's my dad's!
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Well, you can tell your dad...
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That he has got
shit taste in whisky.
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What are you even doing here, loser?
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Well, I got finished
slamming your mum early,
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so, er, nice costume by the way.
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Bit on the nose, don't you think?
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What're you supposed to be,
A shit Men in Black?
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Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers?
Never heard of it.
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Obviously. It's not a Pixar film.
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What a massive dick.
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Yeah? That's what your dad said...
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When your mum...
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Told him how big I was.
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LAUGHTER
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Go on, get in there, that's it,
Charlie!
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Just friends, you can do this.
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That's it, you can do it!
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Hey, friend!
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Hey, Andy. Nice Matrix costume.
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Oh, er, thank you.
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What do you think of mine?
Made it myself.
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It looks really well-made.
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Oh, can I, er, can I tempt you?
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Oh, um...
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Not right now.
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Er, Matrix men don't eat, remember.
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Hey kiddies, how's it shaking?
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Hey, Ryan. That's a really good
Back to the Future costume.
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Do you think?
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I was sort of torn between Marty
and George McFly, to be honest.
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"I'm your density."
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I mean, "Destiny."
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Aw, you're so cute.
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Keep an eye on this one.
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SHE SMACKS HIM
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So, um, Melodie said you've got
a really sick discography at home.
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Melodie mentioned that she'd
been round my flat?
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Yeah, the night you guys got
really mashed up.
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Don't look so stricken, Andy,
she tells me everything.
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Said that you have the best music
taste out of any guy she'd ever met.
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Oh, aside from you, obviously.
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Obviously.
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But what is most important
is that we hate the same bands.
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Mumford & Sons.
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I made them break up
using just my psychic powers.
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All right?
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Yeah.
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I saw Alfie spit on those.
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We should go and mingle.
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Do you want to come and
talk to Ruby with me? No.
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Come on.
You two can talk about girl things.
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I hate girl things.
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I love jamming in my spare time
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but the music career thing,
just a bit of a lark.
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Teaching is my true calling.
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Like Pryzbylewski in, er,
season 4 of The Wire.
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I'm so heterosexually
attracted to you right now.
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If it wasn't for the old lady
friend...
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She's a good one.
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She's THE one.
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Never been more certain
of anything in my whole life.
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Oh, Mr Sardson, someone let off a
stink bomb in the boys loo.
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Well, duty calls.
249
00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,960
Are you leaving without saying
goodbye, then?
250
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,640
Hey. Yeah.
251
00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,320
Er, I'm not feeling so hot.
252
00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,520
Must be a glitch in the Matrix
or something
253
00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:36,080
but, um...
It was really nice seeing you.
254
00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,480
And...you look really happy.
255
00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,800
Excuse me, Ms Thomas, Ms Thomas.
256
00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,680
A girl just slipped down the stairs,
I think she's broken her ankle!
257
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,560
Oh, God. Andy, will you come help?
258
00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,880
Er, yep.
259
00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,840
Everything seems in order.
260
00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,160
She's just in there.
261
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,240
Where is she?
262
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,600
Well, well, if it ain't
Snore White and Men in Crap.
263
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,640
Oh, shit.
264
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,600
Enjoy your all-night lez-off,
ladies.
265
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,760
Alfie, no!
266
00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,600
Alfie Foster, you are in deep shit!
267
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,280
Hi, Ruby. Oh, hey, guys.
268
00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,600
Nice dress.
269
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,240
Cool ghost costume.
I like yours too, Errol.
270
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,680
It's giving him a wedgie.
271
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,120
She's joking.
272
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,680
(Girl talk.)
273
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,720
So, Ruby,
have you started your period yet?
274
00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,640
Er... Ha-ha...
275
00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,360
No, I had to go out and buy my mum
some tampons the other week.
276
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,600
Yeah, I think the cashier thought
I was some sort of boyish lesbian.
277
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,160
You know tampons have been around
since ancient Egypt?
278
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,760
They used to call periods
"the Pharaoh's curse."
279
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,080
Crazy stuff, right?
280
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,360
Ladies?!
281
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,880
Hey, Rubes, we stole Ms Vaughn's
keys and we're going to the
282
00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,280
staff room to play Seven Minutes
In Heaven, want to come?
283
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,680
What's Seven Minutes In Heaven?
284
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,280
Kissing game you play in a cupboard.
285
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,680
You can bring your friends too.
286
00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,000
What about Errol and Tiffany?
287
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,240
Air-hole and Tuf-fanny?
I don't think so.
288
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,320
It's either me and ALL my friends,
or none of us at all.
289
00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,760
Someone help!
290
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,880
Who designed this door,
Josef Fritzl?!
291
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,000
Shit, I haven't got any bars,
have you?
292
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,480
No. Alfie'd better get
expelled for this.
293
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:10,160
Yeah, well, his dad's on the board
of governors. He's untouchable.
294
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:14,200
Well, at least it's not my fault.
295
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,960
Why would it be your fault?
296
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,680
It doesn't matter.
297
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:21,280
Well, Ryan'll come looking for us
once he sees I'm missing.
298
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,960
And if not, the caretaker will
definitely unlock the door...
299
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,800
That's good. ..at 5am.
300
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,440
Fuck him.
301
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,960
And now I'm dying of thirst.
302
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:38,040
Well, it's not water but it's wet.
303
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,480
So, should probably tell
the kids soon, right?
304
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,720
Totally. Yeah, I'm just
waiting for the right time.
305
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,160
Errol's been annoyed with his dad
lately and I'm enjoying
306
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,720
being the good guy for once.
I just hope Claire doesn't try to
307
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,040
murder you when she finds out.
308
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,600
Why would she? You're getting
a divorce, she cheated on you.
309
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,040
Her brain doesn't work like that.
310
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,000
When we were together, I wasn't
allowed any female Facebook friends.
311
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,480
Shit. Exactly. (No, it's Claire.)
312
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,640
I have a confession. Er, shoot.
313
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,520
Claire didn't leave me. I left her.
314
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,360
OK... And now she's trying to win me
back. What? Why don't you just
315
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,600
tell her we're together!
316
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,400
Claire! You look great.
317
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,480
And look at this hunky robot.
318
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,680
Ooh, you wear my favourite cologne.
319
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,680
Like a Boy Scout, always prepared.
320
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,840
Hey, Claire. That costume's fab.
321
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,160
What costume?
322
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,720
Kidding!
323
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,520
Charlie's Angels used to be mine
and Bruce's favourite role play.
324
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,440
Anyway, how are you, Sam?
It's been too long.
325
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,400
I probably didn't have
these whiskers then.
326
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,640
Actually, you did.
327
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,760
Seriously though,
if you want to pop in the salon,
328
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,000
we'll wax that right off.
329
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,960
So, you still doing that
psychology stuff?
330
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,720
I always thought Bruce should go to
therapy. Sorry, can we not...
331
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,360
Oh, relax. It's only Sam.
332
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,960
It's not like she's your girlfriend.
333
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,560
Has anyone seen my keys?
334
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,800
Anyone seen Melodie?
335
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,400
Actually, where's Andy and Errol?
336
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,080
Bruce. Where's our daughter?
337
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,200
So, you spin the bottle
and whoever...
338
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,640
Whomever.
339
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:01,160
Whoever it lands on, you go in the
cupboard with for seven minutes.
340
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,600
If it lands on someone of the same
sex, you spin again.
341
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,760
That's homophobic.
342
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,520
And then, I scratched a massive
dick into his dad's Bentley.
343
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,600
That never happened.
344
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,640
No, I swear to Satan, it happened.
345
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,600
Why do you think Alfie hates me
so much?
346
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,760
Because he's a cock.
347
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,440
I'm not supposed to
badmouth my students.
348
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,840
You can just blame it on the whisky.
Yeah.
349
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,760
I remember that was the day that
350
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,880
I first saw Shelley again,
since school.
351
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,480
I saw her today. She's pregnant.
352
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,720
You don't sound too thrilled.
353
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:53,600
I'm never anyone's happy ending.
You know, I'm a bit like jazz.
354
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,320
You think it's a good idea
at the time and then, in the end,
355
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,400
it's just disappointing and messy.
356
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,520
Yeah, you dodged a bullet with me.
357
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,560
Dodged a bullet?
358
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,880
Well, you know, cos...
359
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,080
..it doesn't matter.
360
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,480
But you've met your Prince Charming,
haven't you?
361
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,720
Yeah. Ryan's amazing.
362
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:20,080
He's like a greatest hits album,
isn't he?
363
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,160
I'm sure you'll be
very happy together.
364
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,080
Why does that feel like an insult?
365
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,440
You know it's...
366
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,080
It's not like Ryan and I are...
367
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,360
Married or anything.
368
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,400
Now, that is the whisky talking.
369
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,680
I might be a bad person
370
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,280
but that doesn't mean
I have to make bad decisions, so...
371
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,880
(I'm going to take this...)
372
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,600
(And I'm going to sit over here.)
373
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,520
It's your turn, Rubes.
374
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,240
SHOCKED GASPS
375
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,320
It's between two people. Do over.
376
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,600
# Seven minutes in heaven
377
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,960
# Or a lifetime in hell
378
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,400
# Seven minutes in heaven, darling
379
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,240
# It's too early to tell
380
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,800
# One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven
381
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,320
# Got seven whole minutes
just to take you to heaven
382
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,080
# Was there something between us,
if there was, what was it?
383
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,600
# Trapped in a cupboard
but I'm not in a closet
384
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,880
# Breathing so hard,
going faster and faster
385
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,520
# But it might be the dust,
it's affecting my asthma
386
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,720
# Time's running out
at a rate that's alarming
387
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,520
# You're my fairytale princess,
I'm your Prince Fucking Charming
388
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,120
# Round, round, round,
goes the spin of the bottle
389
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,320
# Better slow down,
don't give it full throttle
390
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,760
# I like, like you so hard,
I like, like you to bits
391
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,320
# You look like an angel,
an angel with tits
392
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,600
# I've helped you with
homework for terms and terms
393
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,000
# I wanted to kiss you,
to hell with the germs
394
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,320
# Want to take you heaven
till you're begging for more
395
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,640
# I got seven whole minutes
but I'll only need four
396
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:24,520
# I don't know why you wouldn't
want this to be
397
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,240
# Anything that it could be
398
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:34,800
# I don't know why you would
want this to end
399
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,800
# Seven minutes in heaven
400
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,360
# Oh, oh, yeah
401
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,840
# Seven minutes in heaven
402
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,360
# Oh, oh, yeah
403
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,800
# Seven minutes in heaven
404
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,120
# Oh, oh, yeah
405
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,720
# Seven minutes in heaven.
406
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,200
# Oh, oh, yeah. #
407
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,800
Spin again. No!
408
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,280
You made the rules, Alfie.
409
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,320
Come on, Errol.
410
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,400
Melodie?
411
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,440
Tiff?
412
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,200
So, er, how long have you been
with Errol's mum?
413
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,640
Wow, wow,
who says I'm with Errol's mum?
414
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,200
Come on,
it doesn't take a rocket scientist.
415
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,960
Plus, I saw you guys coming
out of the broom cupboard together.
416
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,040
Please don't tell my ex.
417
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,760
Relax, it's none of my business.
418
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,480
Out of curiosity though,
as a formerly married man,
419
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,680
how did you, um, propose?
420
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,320
Claire proposed to me, actually.
421
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,360
Half-time at the Fulham-Stoke match.
422
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:42,080
Projected on the big screen
in front of 20,000 fans.
423
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,400
It must've been a great day.
424
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,960
Yeah, it was. We won 2-0.
425
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,800
Tiff?!
426
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,200
Love a good closet.
427
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,360
It's like being in a lift
428
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,120
but without all of the hydraulic
risk factors.
429
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,320
I can't kiss you, Errol.
430
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,720
No, definitely, no.
I'd, er, recommend against.
431
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,800
Just to be clear though,
why aren't we kissing?
432
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,320
I just want to be on the same page.
433
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,880
Is there another boy you fancy?
434
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,560
No. It's Tiffany.
435
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,360
You fancy Tiffany?
436
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,160
Wow, OK.
I didn't see that coming.
437
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,480
Now I see how the One Direction
thing was just an overcompensation.
438
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,880
No, Tiffany fancies you
and I'm afraid she'll beat me up.
439
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,040
No, that's crazy.
440
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,200
Rubes? Is Air-hole's breath
knocking you out already?
441
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,120
Go away, Alfie!
442
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,600
Look, if Tiffany didn't have a
crush on you, why does
443
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,920
she follow you everywhere?
She's my bodyguard.
444
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,080
I've seen the way
she looks at you in class.
445
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,480
She's just keeping an eye
out for snipers.
446
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,400
Look, if we kiss,
we don't have to tell anyone.
447
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,800
Are you angry with me?
448
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,880
No.
449
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,280
Yes.
450
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:43,120
People look at me and all they see
some innocent little...
451
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,400
Pollyanna.
452
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,840
Well, the costume's not helping.
453
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,040
I know you think you're this
tortured artist, Andy,
454
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,920
but I'm no angel.
455
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,920
I've slept with a married man.
456
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,120
I've slept with a married woman.
457
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,440
Now you're just turning me on.
458
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,040
I was sectioned once.
OK, that's less sexy. Go on.
459
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,520
I had food issues...
Have, I have food issues.
460
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,240
Couldn't keep
a meal down for five years.
461
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,360
I ate 30 Crunchie
bars in an hour, once,
462
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,520
and I still can't see one without
breaking a sweat.
463
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,560
Bulimia with self-harm was
the official diagnosis.
464
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,640
Does Ryan know all this?
465
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,320
I don't want to pull him
down into the darkness.
466
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,640
But you and me,
we already live there, Andy.
467
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,560
So you're not protecting me
from the big bad wolf.
468
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,280
I was ruining my own life
long before I met you.
469
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,560
Were they fun size Crunchies or
the regular ones?
470
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,840
Tiff?!
471
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,360
Roly?!
472
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,440
Sam, can I ask you something?
473
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,160
Is it the lines on my forehead?
Yeah, I know I should get Botox.
474
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:53,000
But I'm just, I hate needles. That's
why I never mainlined heroin.
475
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,040
It's not the lines but I can get
you a good price on those.
476
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,640
As a therapist, anything I say
is confidential, right?
477
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,120
Yeah, yeah. Absolutely, yeah.
478
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,680
Do you think I'm scary?
479
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,480
You?
480
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,960
No.
481
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,720
No? It's just that sometimes I think
things ended with me and Bruce
482
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,040
because I was overpowering.
483
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,120
I thought they ended
because you cheated on him?
484
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,240
We could be all night
figuring out who's to blame,
485
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,600
it's just that there's something
different about him.
486
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,560
A glow. If I didn't
know any better...
487
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,160
Claire, I just want to say...
I think he wants me back.
488
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,920
Pardon? It's obvious.
489
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,920
And I know Tiff hates
living between two houses.
490
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,760
I mean, look how it's damaged your
boy. What do you think?
491
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,320
Should we give it another go?
492
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,960
Erm... There you two are!
493
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,360
I think I know where the
children might be.
494
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,800
You've got a minute left.
495
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,600
Maybe we should just come out early.
496
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,440
There's valour in defeat.
497
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,600
Wait. 'That's it. I'm coming in.'
498
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,800
Leave them alone, Alfie.
499
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,960
Don't you mind your boyfriend's
in there with the
500
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,120
prettiest girl in school?
501
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,560
Shut up, you're just jealous.
Get off me, Tuf-fanny!
502
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,080
What's that...
503
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,480
..wet feeling?
504
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,760
It's not me, I swear!
505
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,320
Oh, no.
506
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,120
I think I just got my first...
507
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,440
..Pharaoh's curse.
508
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,720
Wait, your first?
You mean you've... You've never...
509
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,560
So you've, er,
had your first period.
510
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,840
Erm, congratulations.
511
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,280
You're a woman. Don't freak out.
512
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,080
It, er, happens late for some girls.
513
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,800
We can still kiss, though, can't we?
514
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,920
I have to go!
515
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,400
Argh! Ruby, wait!
516
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,000
What's going on? Is this an orgy?!
517
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,040
Get out!
518
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,560
Roly, what is going on here?
519
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,080
What do you care? You're too busy
with Bruce to understand!
520
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,640
Bruce? What's he talking about?
521
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,000
Sam and Bruce are shagging.
522
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,360
Kids' imaginations!
523
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,880
Listen, Claire, I can explain
everything. The thing is...
524
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,760
that I'm going to run.
525
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,280
HE SIGHS
526
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:54,000
Ryan's going to propose.
527
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,120
How do you know?
I can just feel it.
528
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,880
Like when you eat
12 packets of Maltesers
529
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,440
and you know you're going to
be sick.
530
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,520
You've eaten 12 packets of
Maltesers? 18's my record.
531
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,880
That's what I get for watching
the Buffy box set.
532
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,920
You could do a lot worse than Ryan.
533
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,240
Yeah, I know.
534
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,400
Ryan's nice and...
535
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,640
Good, fun...
536
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,240
Safe.
537
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,600
Safe is good.
538
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,920
But I don't want to be safe.
539
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,440
I want to be...
540
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,560
thrilled.
541
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,000
Just once more...
542
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,240
..before I'm locked away for good.
543
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,560
There.
544
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,600
See?
545
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,480
Nothing ruined.
546
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,440
Melodie?
547
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,640
Ryan...
548
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,320
Got it! Reservoir Dogs!
549
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,720
Ryan, it's not what it looks like!
550
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,800
Oh, really? Cos it looked a lot
like you two were sucking face.
551
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,880
We weren't kissing,
552
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,480
Alfie locked us in the storeroom
553
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,280
and then I got a Skittle
stuck down my throat.
554
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,360
Was it an orange one?
God, I hate those guys.
555
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,880
You must think I'm stupid, Andy?
556
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,720
It's not like I didn't know
there was a spark between you two
557
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,840
but I thought you were cooler than
that. How could you, man?
558
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,480
And dressed as a character
from my all-time favourite film.
559
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,640
You know, I'm never going to be able
to watch Blues Brothers again. Yes!
560
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,560
Finally, somebody gets...
It...
561
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,400
Bruce, are you slamming
this bony bitch?
562
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,960
Hey! Aww, do you think I'm bony?
563
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,080
I was joking.
They're not really together.
564
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,760
Yes, they are. Who the fuck are you?
565
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,080
Claire. Who the fuck are you?
566
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,440
I'm Sam's brother.
567
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,680
Hang on, you're Bruce's ex, Claire?
568
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,880
And you think them two are together?
569
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,520
I think I would know if my sister
was shacking up with Bruce.
570
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,760
It's true.
571
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,760
Sorry I didn't tell you sooner,
Claire.
572
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,600
But now that everything's
out in the open,
573
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,080
hopefully we can handle
this like adults.
574
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,040
Yeah. Yeah.
575
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,240
Truce?
576
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,400
Ow!
577
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,000
Yeah, yeah?
578
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,120
Don't! You wouldn't dare.
I've just had my roots done!
579
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,160
What on earth is going here?!
580
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,240
CROWD GASPS
581
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,640
Hi, Tiff.
582
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,480
Hey.
583
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,440
I appreciate you
sticking up for me before.
584
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,080
Especially considering...
585
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,680
What?
586
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,040
I just wanted to say thanks.
587
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,480
You're welcome.
588
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,120
Haven't said thank you yet.
589
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,320
No matter how hard
I try doing things right,
590
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,480
I always end up with egg on my face.
591
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,040
Or cupcake in your hair.
592
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,480
It's my fault.
593
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,080
I should have been
honest with Claire.
594
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,840
I guess I'm just
a malfunctioning robot.
595
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,080
Somebody should probably give
you a service then.
596
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:43,360
You're right, otherwise we might
have a CAT-atsrophe on our hands.
597
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,240
Ow! Yeah?!
598
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,840
Bruce, can you give us a minute?
599
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,440
Look, Claire. I just want to say,
for my part,
600
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,440
I didn't handle the situation well
and I'm really sorry.
601
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,360
Yeah. I really need to step back
602
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:04,640
and take a good long
look at myself after this too.
603
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:05,680
Really?
604
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,280
No.
605
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,200
Watch your back, bitch.
606
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,080
So, if you knew about your mum
and Bruce...
607
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,640
..why didn't you tell me?
608
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,320
I figured you'd have a
meltdown about it being weird
609
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,000
between you and Bruce,
and make it all about yourself.
610
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,240
Did you have your first kiss?
611
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,160
A gentleman never tells.
612
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,600
Yeah, but Blues Brothers don't
keep secrets, do they?
613
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,080
All right, then.
614
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,240
Do you love Melodie?
615
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,520
You know...
616
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,240
..next year,
we should come as Ghostbusters.
617
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,840
Great.
Another film I haven't heard of.
618
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,120
Are the costumes for that
wedgie-inducing as well?
619
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,080
Nah. Super baggy and comfortable.
620
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,960
Naturally, I'll be Bill Murray.
621
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,680
You'll be Harold Ramis, obviously.
622
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,880
And Bruce is going to have to
be Ernie Hudson.
623
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,480
And Tiff is just going to have to
live with being Aykroyd.
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