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How are you doing? Yeah. Shared
custody isn't that bad, really.
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Mum and Dad are in better moods now.
Oh, I made a new schedule.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's good seeing you. Yeah.
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Whatever...
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MUSIC STARTS
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MUSIC SLURS TO A STOP
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One of these days I'm
going to be dead for real
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and you won't respond appropriately!
You didn't even check my vitals.
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Have you ever heard of the boy
who cried wolf?
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He was preparing his
village for imminent wolf attacks.
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As a result of gross negligence,
a child was torn limb-from-limb!
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He had it coming though, didn't he?
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Oh, shit! Come on!
I'm tired of playing video games.
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That's what we do. You come over
here and we play games. That's our
thing.
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Yeah, for the last year.
Can't we try a new "thing?"
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How about puzzles?
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Oh, fuck puzzles.
Go on, switch it back on.
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I'm bored, I'm going to Dad's.
Oh, wait, look, I'm sorry.
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I'm just cranky cos of my shit job.
Why don't you just quit?
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I can't quit.
If I quit I don't get severance.
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I've tried getting fired.
I relabelled the whole
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aisle of carpets "baby shit brown"
and nobody noticed.
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I'm sorry too. This whole
restraining order's just really...
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Getting on your tits?
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All this sneaking around has
given me a rash. I've cut out
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caffeine so I know it's not that.
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Well, why don't we ask your dad
to drop the restraining order?
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I'm sure he's cooled down by now.
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Oh, you think? Once I told him
I didn't like his cooking
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and he didn't talk to me for a week!
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Then I guess we'll have to keep this
secret for the rest of our lives.
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Switch it back on and let's have a
game! I've got a better idea.
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Let's write a song! I think I did
see a puzzle round here somewhere.
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Come on. When was the last time
you wrote a really cracking tune?
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We haven't done anything together
since, since Rage Records.
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Yeah. I'm just kind of letting some
ideas percolate at the moment.
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No. Are you telling me you haven't
written a song in a year?
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You've got writer's block!
I don't have writer's block!
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It's OK. Hemmingway had writer's
block. Really?
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What did he do about it? He shot
himself.
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DOOR BUZZER
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Andy?! Shit! It's Mum.
What are we going to do?
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Let's tell her. She'll be cool.
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If Dad finds out that she
knew he won't forgive her.
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Fine. Climb out the window then.
Er, no.
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I'm reporting you to the police.
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Why? For being a neglectful brother.
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I have my first client tomorrow.
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Why would anyone let ME
be their therapist?!
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I mean, do they know my history?
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And, look, look...
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I have bitchy resting face.
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I can't listen to crazy people's
fucked-up problems
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and keep my bitchy face neutral.
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Right, quick, just tell me
something horrible.
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Something nobody knows. Er, I ran
over a pigeon the other day.
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Darker. I had a wank in a Tube
station toilet.
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There was a homeless man
crying in the cubicle next to mine.
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That didn't stop me. In a weird way,
if anything, I think it helped.
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How am I doing?
You look constipated.
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Ugh! God I'm screwed. That story
didn't really happen did it?
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No, the pigeon's fine.
CANS CHINK
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What was that?
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Er, I have a girl over. Lola.
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Looks like someone's dry spell
ended with a "bang."
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Get her out here.
Let's meet the old gal.
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No! She's very shy.
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Is this Roly's bag?
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Yes. I mean, I miss him
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and I went out and I bought a bag
that's exactly like his.
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So whenever I'm feeling lonely
I can just look at it
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and imagine he's here.
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That is the saddest thing
I've ever heard. Come here.
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If it makes it any easier,
I know he misses you too.
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Right. Have fun with Lola.
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Bye.
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See you tomorrow, Lola.
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Until next time, Tube wanker.
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No, I don't think you look
fat in it at all.
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Well, only in the good parts...
Dad, are you home?
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Oh, sweetie, I'd better go, Errol's
home. No, I love you more. Bye.
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Sorry I was a bit late I was just,
finishing off my homework at school.
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No rest for the wicked, eh?
This has become a habit.
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What's the point in calling
it "homework"
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if you're not doing it at home?
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ERROL CHUCKLES
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Good one, Dad!
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Erm, Dad, can I ask you something?
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Is it the chicken?
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Sorry, I know your feelings
on microwave radiation,
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I didn't have time to cook
it in the oven. No, it's fine.
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Don't worry about it. Good.
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Now, what did you want to ask?
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Erm, can you pass the salt, please?
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# Here I am, in a room
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# That's where I live
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# Next door lives a woman
named Barbara
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# She likes a good doner kebabera. #
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Oh! Oh, argh!
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Would you like a tissue?
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Shh...
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Yeah...
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Ah, hello, Belle, do come in.
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Just take a seat.
SAM TAKES A DEEP BREATH
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Brilliant. Hmm...
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So I've got a little
history from your mum,
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but this is your space,
so I'd love to hear, hear from you.
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I know that eating disorders
can be very challenging.
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I don't have an eating disorder.
Well, disordered eating.
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Behaviour, complex feelings
towards food
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and shame which, hopefully,
we can work on through these...
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I don't have an eating disorder.
..sessions. You do not...
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You do not have an eating disorder.
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Andy?
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What are you doing?
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I understand if you want to fire me.
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Why would I fire you?
That, that is like totally hilaire.
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You should do more of these.
Customers'll love it.
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"Rich Butt."
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Just as well it isn't
scratch and sniff!
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It's good. Hi, there. Hi.
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Er, me and my wife, we're looking
for some carpet for our home
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recording studio.
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We're thinking a sort of CBGBs
meets like All Saints vibe so...
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Hang on, don't I know you?
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No. No, I've never seen you before.
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What colour are you looking for?
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Can I interest you in a rich
buttermilk? Oh, I've got it!
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You're that guy who was busking
outside my coffee bar.
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Not me. Sorry. Haven't got
a musical bone in my body.
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Trust me, mate, neither did this
guy. He just stood there shouting
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"One survivor!"
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It was, "No Survivors!"
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So, it was you!
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See you've got yourself a real job.
Well, I'm still doing music.
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Oh!
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Well, you can't win 'em all!
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Well, what are you doing
lately that's so great?
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Nothing. Apart from opening two more
branches of the coffee bar.
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My band just recorded our first
album, Sony's putting that
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out later this month.
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About to start shooting the music
video for our new single.
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And you'll like this...
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The Guardian chose our EP
as their Pick of the Week.
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I believe the quote was,
"White hot.
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"If The Clash
and Kasabian made a baby..."
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But that's it, what about you?
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# Prick you, prick
you're a prick, prick, prick!
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# Got a prick for a face
and a face for a prick!
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# Sick, sick well you make me
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# Sick, I wish you'd go away cos
I find you intimidating... #
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Shit!
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DOOR BUZZER
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I couldn't do it.
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He's just too vulnerable, like one
of those babies you find in bins.
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I've got writer's block.
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Were you listening to what
I was just saying?
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Yeah, he's a bin baby.
Now help me write a song.
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Not until you help me speak to Dad.
Let's write a song about it.
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That's a great idea!
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# Restraining order!
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# Restraining order!
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# Don't take away my
happiness you BLEEP. #
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Whoa! Whoa! What? Too much?
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I mean I could say, "Witch".
It's not as good but it rhymes.
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Maybe I should just write a letter.
Letters are for pussies.
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They say, "A great letter has
the strength of 1,000 punches."
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A pussy said that.
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Aren't you worried about being
out in public, someone could see us?
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Not in this neighbourhood.
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I mean the chances of seeing
someone...
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Shit, it's Bruce. Get down.
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Hey! Andy?
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Bruce, what are you doing
in these parts?
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Just moved around the corner. Going
around collecting the local menus.
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Why do you want to move round here?
What's the matter,
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your wife kicked you out?
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Actually, yeah.
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Me and Claire's getting a divorce.
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Everyone's getting divorced
these days. They're everywhere.
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They're like Cadbury's Creme Eggs
in March.
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How's it going with you?
Yeah. Cranking out the hits.
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Sorry about the whole Errol thing.
Not fussed really.
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Kid was cramping my style.
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BANG
Ugh!
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Haemorrhoids.
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You have company?
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Blind date. Lola.
She's been in the toilet for ages.
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But she says the first day
is her heaviest flow.
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Better leave you to it.
Oh, and say, "Hi" to Sam for me.
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Yep.
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Tiffany said her mum cheated on him
with a male hairdresser.
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Ouch! That's like a vegan
stealing your hot dog.
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Oh, I ordered poached eggs,
not scrambled. Scrambled eggs
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don't have definitive borders.
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Then say something. No, it's fine.
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Look, if you don't speak up
for yourself now, you'll never
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speak up for yourself.
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You're just going to be invisible.
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I could sneak into the Science
Museum without anyone noticing.
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That's what you'd do with
invisibility? Yeah.
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What, what would you do?
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It doesn't matter. Look, if you
don't tell that waiter
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that he got your order wrong,
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then how do you expect to stand
up to your dad?
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Excuse me.
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Hi, er, Jeremy.
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Erm, I ordered poached eggs,
these appear to be scrambled.
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I'll get 'em changed. No, Jeremy,
you're missing the point.
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If you'd been listening
when I ordered, we wouldn't find
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ourselves in this mess.
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The craft of good service
is an art in many cultures.
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You could be an artist, Jeremy.
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So how about you take a little
pride in your job, hm? Sorry, sir.
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Don't be sorry. Be better.
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How was that? Maybe you should just
write a letter.
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How's this going to help?
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You need to detox your mind and body
to get your confidence back.
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I'm confident! I went on a Boris
bike the other day. Do you know how
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hard it is to look cool on those?
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Your imagination's in a rut
and we're going to free it.
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That's what alcohol's for!
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High in trans-fat. High in sodium.
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High in sugar. How often do you get
exercise per week?
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Please, this body takes
care of itself.
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Zero exercise...
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No, no, not the cigarettes.
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Name one good thing about smoking?
It makes me look cool?
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Argh... High in sugar.
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High in...
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I was just high. Do you get regular
bowel movements?
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What's that got to do with
anything?! Irregular BMs.
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When was the last time you were
intimate with a lady?
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Now, a gentleman never tells.
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Eight months and 23 days, all right?
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That completes the questionnaire.
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I'll prepare a food
and exercise regimen for you.
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And in the meantime,
no drinking or smoking,
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fast food or any sexual
activity of any kind.
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It keeps the mind focused. I'm
focused. Now let's play video games?
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What are you doing?
Eliminating distractions.
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Don't take my PlayStation, I need
it! For what?
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Company.
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No!
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00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,880
Look, Dad, you're a great guy but
it's about time that you cut the
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crap and drop the restraining order.
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I'm sorry I said "crap" it's just...
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I'm, well, I'm a bit worked up.
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Good dry run.
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MOBILE BLEEPS
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What?!
She didn't speak to me for an hour!
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It must be my face, or is
it my voice, is it too high?
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Oh, I sounded better when I was
smoking. What do you think?
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I can't write a song.
I'm empty inside.
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I could have told you that.
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Big help, Miss professional
therapist. You know what you need?
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Step nine of the 12 step programme,
making amends with all
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the people you've wronged.
And why would I do that?
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Because your subconscious is
overwhelmed with the burden of guilt
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and it's blocking your creative
flow. You're right.
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Your voice is annoying.
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But you love me.
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Clash and Kasabian!
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Excuse me.
I was wondering if you could help?
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Can't you see I'm busy!
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Andy. My office. Now.
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I just want to say
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I totally respect you for what
you're about to do.
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I'm ready. Give it to me.
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Andy that was a totally shocking
display of initiative.
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Those craggy arseholes have been
window shopping for three weeks.
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You just showed them that we
only deal with serious customers.
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Andy, I'd like to offer you
a promotion.
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How would you like to be
Carpet Brothers' new Junior Manager?
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Er... I know what you're thinking.
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"That's very nice, Roopesh, but how
does that translate money-wise?"
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Well, how does 2.50 extra
an hour sound?
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All right, £3, cheeky.
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But, you know, I can't go any
higher. Do we have a deal, Andy?
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Er, yes? Great.
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There's a delivery for you to
celebrate, Mr Junior Manager!
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Hello...?
I'm upstairs. Go straight through.
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BACKGROUND MUSIC
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'No alcohol.'
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'No smoking.'
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By all means, help yourself.
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00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,600
Oh, erm... Hi, I've got
a delivery for Mrs Connaught.
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Where do you want this?
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I saw you pilfer my cigarettes.
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I wasn't pilfering, you know,
I was helping.
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You know, each one of them
is 15 minutes off your life.
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I've just saved you an hour.
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That's two episodes of Girls or one
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episode of Question Time.
Take your pick.
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I should call your boss right now
and have you sacked.
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I'm not a snitch, though.
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That is hideous.
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Yeah. I mean, if you could just
sign...
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00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,280
What makes you think I'm signing
that? You don't want the rug?
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How old do you think I am?
Be honest.
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52? Less honest.
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00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,840
43? 45.
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00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:03,080
Do you find older women
attractive...
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00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,920
Andy? Erm...
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00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,280
'No sexual activity!'
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00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:12,760
Sometimes. I feel the same about
slovenly blue-collar delivery men.
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Do you get a lot of deliveries?
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00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:18,000
Let's just say I was voted
Ocado's Customer of the Year.
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00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,480
Now. I'm going upstairs
to run a bath.
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Are you coming?
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No sex!
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# Older lady
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# Older lady
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00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,720
# Older lady
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# She like gravy.
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00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,440
# Older-older-older-older-older
lady.
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00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,320
# Older-older-older lady! #
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00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,000
Shit!
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00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,360
Is this really necessary? Well,
apparently I can't write another
song
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00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,600
until I, "make amends"
with the people I've hurt.
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00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,640
You're doing step nine. It only
works if you've done steps one
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00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,320
through eight. It's worth a try.
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00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,360
Now prepare yourself.
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00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,720
There's going to be some pretty
angry adults in there
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and there may be some bad language.
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00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,560
What do you fucking mean, it's nice
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00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,640
to see me? It's been so long,
I almost missed you.
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00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:07,720
Almost. You brought an entertaining
chaos to my life. Good one.
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00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,160
Now skip to the part where you
grab me by the balls
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00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,840
and threaten to tear my nuts off.
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00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,040
And use them as suppositories!
333
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,600
I mean, for example.
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00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,680
Sorry. I just can't be arsed. Could
you pass me the glitter please?
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00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,120
Oh, Gwen? Give me something.
Call me a useless prick...
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00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,280
Or an odious troglodyte?
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00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:25,160
Dad's right, Andy. I've barely heard
from you in about a year
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00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,760
apart from your status updates.
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00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,840
Is Carpet Brothers really that
much of a shithole? Yes!
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00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,680
You've got to be furious with me
about something. I was the worst
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00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,800
boyfriend in the world.
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00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,840
Don't flatter yourself. Look, it's
been a while and I've cooled off.
343
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,120
Plus, we had some fun times.
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00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,320
Oh, please don't tell me
on the one day that I need it
345
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,840
nobody wants to take a swing at me.
346
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,320
Oh, mate, I'll gladly do the job.
347
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,280
Oh! You're still around?
348
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,400
What's he doing here?
We're having a nice chat.
349
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,520
Don't worry your pretty,
little head about it.
350
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,080
Yeah, we wouldn't want to tax
that brain cell.
351
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,280
You sure you want to start this?
352
00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,160
I see they've got you working
the store room. What's the matter?
353
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,440
Animal testing not hiring?
354
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,800
Andy, just popped by to apologise
for all of his stupid behaviour.
355
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,200
Well, I never said stupid.
356
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,400
Oh, it's a given.
So where's my apology?
357
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,920
I know you were the one who wrote
"Casper has a Lego piece dick"
358
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,080
on my band's YouTube page.
359
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,920
Hey, you'd better not be
cyberbullying my boyfriend.
360
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,960
I never wrote that!
361
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,240
Really? Someone else has the
username Andyisthedogsbollocks82?
362
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,120
Well, I told him he shouldn't have
skipped steps one to eight.
363
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:34,040
Is there anything you'd like to
share today, Belles? Anything?
364
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,440
This is your time.
365
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,640
Just that my mum's
a bitch for making me come here.
366
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,280
And why, why do you think
she wants you to come here?
367
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,240
Do you think she might be
worried about you?
368
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,760
You really want to get into this?
369
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,200
All right...
370
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:51,560
I don't eat because food is the one
thing my mother can't control.
371
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,200
She's not interested in my problems,
372
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,920
so she wants to farm them off on you
and have me come home all fixed.
373
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,840
She doesn't want me better,
she just wants me obedient.
374
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,200
Fucking parents, right?
375
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,080
Only listen when you tell them
what they want to hear.
376
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,840
This is great, Belle.
377
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,640
And I want to help you find
a healthy way to process this
378
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,960
that doesn't involve you
harming your body.
379
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,520
You're not even a real
therapist, are you?
380
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,040
You're one of those trainees,
trying to get their hours in.
381
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,360
How's this hour going for you?
382
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,280
It's not your fault. Excuse me?
383
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,920
It's not your fault.
384
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,960
It's not your fault.
385
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,440
Are you Good Will Hunting me?
386
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,360
That's us.
387
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,080
That was good.
388
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,600
He's probably busy. He's at home
doing his taxes. Exactly.
389
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,280
Never get between a man and his
taxes. I did all the calculations,
390
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,440
he's doing the paperwork.
391
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,880
A monkey could do it. Come on,
please. You promised.
392
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,920
MOBILE BUZZES
393
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,360
Hello?
394
00:18:56,360 --> 00:19:00,040
Er, Yes. Who is this?
Andy? Is that you?
395
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,720
It's Ben. Ben? Which Ben
am I talking to?
396
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,600
Your ex-brother-in-law, Ben.
397
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,560
Yeah, that Ben. Hi!
398
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,240
Erm... How can I help you?
You called me?
399
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,320
Oh, yeah. That's right. I did.
400
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,160
Yeah, I just wanted to ask
you, how are you
401
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,640
getting along with your taxes?
402
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,120
How do you know I'm doing my taxes?
403
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:24,840
Because I took acid at Glastonbury
in 2004 and ever since then
404
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,280
I've been a little bit psychic. Bye!
405
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,440
Well, you can't say we didn't try.
406
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,760
I feel a song coming along.
No, call him back.
407
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,640
Give me back my axe.
I am not messing around.
408
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,520
You'll have writer's block until you
409
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,720
tell him to drop the restraining
order. I do not. Check this out.
410
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,320
# Writer's block, writer's block
411
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,720
# I'm going to come and do your lock
412
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,760
# Writer's block, writer's block
413
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,920
# You can suck my big fat... #
414
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,960
DOORBELL BUZZES
415
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,280
I'm shit!
416
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,400
I Good Will Hunting-ed her.
417
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,160
I've had all this training and the
best I could do was a cheesy line
418
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,840
by Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
I heard they didn't write that.
419
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,080
I need a cigarette.
420
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,640
I thought you quit. I'm unquitting.
Where are they? I don't have any.
421
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,040
Liar. I know where you hide them.
422
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,280
Andy, move. You'll never guess who
I bumped into the other day?
423
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,040
Bruce. He says, "Hello."
That's great. Get out of the way.
424
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,040
I can't! Lola's in the shower.
I can't hear any water.
425
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:20,520
Lola? Hi! It's Sam, Andy's sister.
Can I come in please?
426
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,960
No! Sorry. I'm naked.
I've boobs and everything.
427
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,800
Polish. Bit of a prude.
428
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,240
Just use the shower curtain then.
I'm coming in.
429
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,520
Argh!
430
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:35,640
Ha! I knew it.
431
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,960
Mum! No!
432
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,200
Errol, get your things
and get in the car.
433
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,200
Now!
434
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,320
Sam...
435
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,800
Ugh! Sam!
436
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,600
Jesus, Errol.
437
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,160
You can't go undermining every
decision that your dad makes
438
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,320
that you don't agree with.
439
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,920
Andy could get in a lot
of trouble over this.
440
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,240
And your dad, he's just trying to
protect you, in his own way.
441
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,120
He just wants you to be safe
442
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,760
and quiet and obedient...
443
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,640
..and...
444
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,000
Oh, shit!
445
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,720
Well, if it isn't our new Junior
Manager. Where's your uniform?
446
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,920
Oh wait, you're starting casual
Fridays? That's a brilliant idea.
447
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,520
Roopesh, I appreciate everything
you've tried to do for me.
448
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,920
It's just that something's not
quite working out here.
449
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,920
Is this about the employee vending
machine? I promise, I'll get that
450
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,280
fixed. It's just been mayhem.
451
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:41,520
No. It's not that.
It's just that I qui...
452
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,320
Can you give me a minute? Yeah.
453
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,200
It wasn't my idea. He just started
coming over and I couldn't
454
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,640
get rid of him.
455
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,000
Andy. Shut up. Right.
Here's how we're going to do this.
456
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,760
I'm going to pretend like I know
nothing about your arrangement
457
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,560
and we are never going to speak
of this again but you have
458
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,880
to promise me something.
459
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,120
Ben must never find out about this.
Understood? Yeah. Yes.
460
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,040
Good.
461
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,400
Is that really called Nut Cream?
Yeah.
462
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,600
Wow!
463
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,200
Ben's here. What? Hide! Oh, Jesus.
464
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:20,840
Ben! Long time no see. Can I
interest you in a fine Persian?
465
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,320
A rug, not a person.
466
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,080
You must think I'm a total
fucking idiot. Er, it's a joke.
467
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,400
Hello, you can't sell people,
that is illegal.
468
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,400
Also known as trafficking.
469
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,600
The only way you could have known
I was doing my taxes
470
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,960
was if Errol told you.
471
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:39,480
Or, if Errol told Sam and Sam told
me. She is my sister. We do talk.
472
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,600
What are you waving at? Nothing.
I've got that restless arm syndrome.
473
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,800
Don't let me near an auction!
474
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,400
Oh, Dad. Fancy seeing you here.
475
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,400
Congratulations, Andy. You're now
officially breaking the law.
476
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,640
I'm calling the police.
No, no, no, Dad, please wait!
477
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,600
Ben, listen, we can talk about this.
I'll deal with you two in a minute.
478
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,600
No. It's fine. I'm walking away.
200 metres. Officially walking...
479
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,280
I said stop! Errol!
480
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,320
What? You're always
asking me how I'm doing.
481
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,080
If you're so curious, I've been...
I've been seeing Uncle Andy
482
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,840
every day after
school for the last year.
483
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,360
Because he's the only person I feel
484
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,680
I don't have to pretend to be
happy around all the time!
485
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,040
I don't make you pretend. You can
tell me your feelings.
486
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,200
My feelings? OK.
The restraining order is stupid.
487
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,240
He's in this family
488
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,560
and you can't stop me
from seeing someone in my family.
489
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,280
I'm 13 now. It should be MY choice,
not yours! But the drugs...
490
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,360
Were an accident
and he's been punished enough.
491
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,480
And you weren't there, so how would
you even know?
492
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,200
The reason he's here is
because you two
493
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,800
didn't have the time for me in
the first place.
494
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,720
Well, this is a first.
495
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,680
This is normal. He's finally
processing his anger towards you.
496
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,600
Towards me?! Is that what you
guys think of me as?
497
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,640
Bad cop?
498
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,160
Dammit.
499
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,440
Fine.
500
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,440
I'll lift the restraining order.
501
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,280
But if you ever
endanger my son again...
502
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,200
Oh, yeah, you'll kill me. No.
503
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,880
I'll move out of the country.
And I'll take Errol with me.
504
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,920
So how about we take another
crack at this song then?
505
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,160
I don't think that's going
to happen, mate.
506
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,720
I believe my song-writing
days are behind me.
507
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,360
It's...
508
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,400
It's not your fault.
509
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,560
What? It's not your fault.
510
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,240
Are you Good Will Hunting me?
511
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,040
Listen to me, Andy.
It's not your fault.
512
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,040
That's not going to work, Sam.
It's not your fault. Sam, stop it.
513
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,560
Look at me. It's not your fault.
514
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:38,960
It's not your fault.
515
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,760
But it is, it is my fault.
516
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,880
He was my responsibility
and I fucked up.
517
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,400
And he almost...
Yeah, but he didn't, and he's fine.
518
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,720
And you have to let go of this,
and forgive yourself, and move on.
519
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,880
Or you're never going
to write again.
520
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,520
(I can't.)
521
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:06,000
Uncle Andy? Yeah?
522
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,280
I forgive you.
523
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,920
# Lately I've been feeling strange
524
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,840
# Something deep inside me changed
525
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,840
# My DNA was rearranged
526
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,640
# I've been down and out
527
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,720
# But holy fuck I'm back again
528
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,280
# Just like the phoenix
from the flames
529
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:38,080
# Or Jesus Christ or Whatshisname
530
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,520
# I was lost but now I'm found
531
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,960
# I'm back
He's back!
532
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,800
# Consider my lessons learned
He's back!
533
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,800
# The prodigal son's returned!
He's really back!
534
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,400
# Re-building the bridges I burned!
535
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,160
# Burned!
Burned!
536
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,880
# Burned!
Burned!
537
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,840
# I'm back to save my reputation
538
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,000
# Save you all from your damnation
539
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,840
# Start the fucking celebration
540
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,240
# I've seen the holy light!
He's back!
541
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,760
# Everybody bow before me
542
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,600
# Gather round and all adore me
543
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,160
# Restore me to my former glory
544
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,600
# The resurrection's nigh!
545
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,480
# I'm back!
He's fuckin' back!
546
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,560
# I'm feeling myself again
547
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,320
# Thank fuck, he's back!
548
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,680
# Relieving myself of pain
549
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,200
# Holy shit, he's back!
550
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,920
# And rising above the flames!
551
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,400
# Flame!
Flames!
552
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,800
# Flame!
Flames!
553
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,600
# I'm back!
Sweet shit, he's back, he's back
554
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,560
# Your prayers have been
answered at last!
555
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,200
# Hot piss, he's back, he's back
556
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,480
# Returning like Lazarus
557
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,920
# Big Dick is back, he's back
558
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,480
# You'd better start kissing my ass
559
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,560
# Ass!
Ass!
560
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,080
# Ass!
Ass, ass, ass, ass!
561
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,160
# I'm baaaack! #
562
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,960
You're fired!
563
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,440
What are you doing here?
I've written a song.
564
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,320
Give me back my PlayStation.
Not until you write a whole album.
565
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,000
Don't make me kill you in front
of all these nice people.
566
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,360
We've only just had
the restraining order lifted.
567
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,280
What's this? It's a food and
exercise regimen I've prepared for
you.
568
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,200
Well, I haven't got writer's block
any more. So why would I need this?
569
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,720
You'll be healthier and more
attractive to the opposite sex.
570
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,720
Goji berries?
Yeah. They're a potent antioxidant.
571
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,120
So's a chicken korma.
Why do you care if I write an album?
572
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,240
I don't. It's just since
I stood up to Dad,
573
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,040
I've discovered
something about myself.
574
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,640
Honesty is the best policy?
575
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,280
I like telling people what to do.
576
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,720
Oh, I'm back.
577
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:06,960
So what do these Goji berries
taste like then?
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