Original subtitles

What are you doing!?

[Isaac] You're under arrest for the attempted assassination

of the president of the United States.

[Announcer] Previously on The Oval.

Tase her.

No! No-- [taser clicking]

I am not sleeping with her.

Don't sit up here and lie to me. Don't play in my face.

Don't send that recording.

What recording?

Who are you trying to send it to?

-Why are you here? -I'm looking for a kid.

Who's the kid?

The same kid you're looking for.

My credit card, Barry had mine.

I'm gonna call the credit card company

and see what he charged last.

Hello.

[screaming]

Don't you move.

[muffled cries]

Shh.

[muffle cries]

I said don't move.

Wait. Wait.

What?

I have asthma.

I don't care.

I can't...

-What? -I can't catch my breath.

I don't care, lady.

Please! I need, I need my...

-What? -I need my inhaler!

What?

My inhaler. No, please, please!

You can get it for me. It's in my purse. Please!

[wheezing]

[wheezing]

[wheezing]

-Are you better? -Yeah.

-Sit, sit down! -Okay.

Sit down.

Okay.

-Are you better? -Yes, I am.

Okay.

What?

I need you to tell me something. Okay. Where's Priscilla?

She just went to work.

-Okay. -[Nancy] What?

I am asking the questions. Okay?

Okay.

Do you know who I am?

-No. -Don't you lie!

Do you know who I am?

And what are you doing here?

I said that I'm asking the questions. All right?

Okay.

-Do you have Sam's number? -[Nancy] Yes.

Okay. Well, you're gonna call him for me.

Yes. Okay. I just have to get my phone.

Stay right there.

Call him.

Okay.

[Man] Ladies and gentlemen, the president and first lady.

♪ Feels like I'm running out of time ♪

♪ You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine ♪

♪ Not really sure where we're headed to ♪

♪ I just hope that you make it when I do ♪

And don't say anything stupid.

Okay, I won't.

Go! Call him now.

Okay? Ready? You're gonna tell him to come here

and you're gonna tell him to come alone.

Okay.

Call him.

[groans, sighs]

Damn.

Yeah, I know.

What?

You feel like hell.

Yeah, I do.

[laughing]

You look like it.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Watch it.

Watch it? You the one that had a lot to drink.

Don't act like you never had it.

Hey, I don't deny, I have.

Okay then. [chuckles]

[Sam grunts]

-You headed out? -Yeah.

Ah, yeah. I am too.

Alright. Um, don't you need to, um, shower first?

-I did. -Yeah. Um...

Man, go ahead.

[laughing]

But you, uh, lock up before you leave.

Will do.

Hey, you, uh, you, you coming back here tonight?

-Yeah, I probably will. -Okay.

Hey, uh, will Nancy be back?

No.

-So you're just gonna... -I'm not talking about this.

Got it. Okay. See you at work.

-[Richard] Yeah, see you ther. -Okay.

[phone ringing]

Sam.

What?

It's, uh, it's Barry.

-What? -Yeah. Barry. Barry.

Hello? Hello?

-What happened? -Nothing.

-Anything? -Oh man. Its, its just ringing.

Shit.

Damn Sam, what the hell?

I'm calling the trace right now.

-Okay. Thank you. -Go on to work.

-I'm gonna stay right here. -Hey, go on.

I'll get it to you as soon as I get there, all right? Go on.

-Oh, oh, okay. -All right.

[phone vibrating]

Shit.

[phone vibrating]

Shit. Nancy.

-Sam? -[Sam] Yeah?

Uh, I, I need to talk to you.

What is it?

[Nancy] Can you come to Priscilla's?

What's going on?

-I need you to come here. -[Sam] Okay?

And I, I need you to come alone.

-Nancy. -[Nancy] What?

What is going on?

Look, look, I just need you to come here right away.

And I need you to tell me what's going on.

Sam, please.

Is Priscilla there?

No, she's not.

Nancy, is she setting me up again?

She's not.

-[Sam] Okay. -Okay. Come now.

-Okay. On my way. -Okay. Bye.

[music]

Why would he think that she was setting him up?

-I don't know. -Yes, you do.

No, I don't.

I don't like this.

Will you tell me what's going on, please?

My parents tried to have me killed.

What?

My mother tried to poison me.

What are, what are you saying?

What do you care?

Did you vote for them?

Yes. I, I did.

Then I'm not telling you anything else.

No, no, no, don't. Go on.

What do you care?

I do care.

Who are you?

Okay. My name is Nancy.

Nancy who?

Hallsen.

Wait, do you know Richard?

Yes. He's my husband.

And how do you know Priscilla?

And how do you know Priscilla?

Oh, oh. We, we, we've been friends for a long time.

Okay.

Look, you can put that knife down.

I don't trust you.

I know, but I'm not a threat to you.

No. Everybody is a threat to me.

No, you trust somebody. You, you, you trust Sam.

I guess, to a point.

Listen, I'm not gonna hurt you.

Sit down.

[Nancy] I am not gonna hurt yo.

-No. -Look, you look hungry

and I, I'm just gonna feed you.

What? No.

Okay. You gonna just have to stab me then.

You don't know me.

I hear that you're hungry and your stomach's growling.

I know that. So just go on and sit down.

-Miss! -You can watch me.

Just, just have a seat.

No. You, you may try to burn me with something.

Look, it's already cooked. I don't even have

to turn the stove on.

Sit down.

[music]

You watching?

[music]

[birds chirping]

[music]

Hey. Wake up.

I am up.

Oh, you are?

Yeah. Do you think I could sleep with all that noise

you were making last night?

What noise?

I couldn't, and plus I had to keep an eye on you anyway.

Dale, you were snoring.

-I was not. -Okay.

Shut up. I don't snore.

[laughing]

Okay. Relax. Don't get so defensive.

I'm not. I just didn't sleep.

Why the hell didn't you sleep?

Because I don't trust you.

And yet here you are.

Yeah, but I'm about to go.

Where will you go?

-Um, not here. -Come on.

No. Like, what if he comes back here?

Oh my Lord!

[grunts]

He is not going to come back.

How do you know that?

I know him. Okay.

-Oh, do you? -Mm-Hmm.

How well?

Well, I know him well enough to know when he's moving.

Oh, really? Yeah, like you did the last time?

Right. Which is why I know now.

Yeah. Okay. Whatever.

So you're fine?

Yeah, I'm fine. I just, just need to go.

[sighs]

Where will you go? Again I ask, where will you go?

I'm gonna go back to Allan's.

Oh, you are?

-Yeah. -Well, it looks like,

it looks like you two are a thing.

Good.

Why is that good?

Because, uh, you know, maybe that way

your crazy-ass lover won't think that we're together.

Come on, man. Don't worry about Donald.

How many times do I have to tell you that?

-He had me shot. -Yeah.

It was more of a... love tap!

-You're both crazy, aren't you? -[chuckling]

Oh. Oh, come on. I mean,

didn't we have a good time last night genuinely?

You're really insane, aren't you?

[sighs]

Okay, fine. Fine.

Okay. So, I'm gonna go.

I'll drop you off.

No, you won't.

Why not?

Because I don't trust you.

I don't think you're actually gonna drop me off

where I need to be.

[long sigh]

Dale, I know that you like me.

Are you joking?

No. Dale, you were so turned on last night.

Don't try to hide it.

-Kyle, please. -No, you were!

This is the most excitement that your little

country town life has ever seen.

Well, I don't want to die for it.

Who the hell says you're gonna die?

Again, he's gonna kill me.

Again, he is not going to find out.

-So you say, yeah. -No, I know it. Okay?

Yeah. Okay. Whatever.

Come on.

Come on.

No, I really need to go.

[Kyle growls]

Okay. I'll compromise. I'll drop you off there

-and... -And?

I will pick you up when I get off of work.

No, I don't want you to pick me up when you get off work.

[music]

Um, let's try something else.

How do you feel about Sharon?

What?

Do you like her?

Are you threatening her right now?

No, I'm not.

Then what are you doing?

I know that you like her.

I know that you like her.

Yes, I do.

Okay then. Great!

Great what?

I can help you.

How can you help me?

I can get her out.

You're bullshitting me.

-No. -Yeah, you are.

I'm not bullshitting you, Dale.

I know exactly what she's in for.

And you can help her?

I can.

And how?

Come on. You know I can get her out.

-And you would? -Mm-hmm.

You be nice to me and then I will be nice to you.

I don't like this.

Dale, you were selling your body for a place to stay

when you got here.

Alright? I am offering you shelter and help.

I mean, the least you could do is say thank you.

But I don't believe you.

Okay, fair enough.

Well then you'll just have to wait and see.

Okay, fine. But, uh, still gotta go.

Okay, fine. But you might as well wait

because that door is locked.

Seriously?

Yeah. So you might as well let me bring you.

Shit.

Yeah, it's locked.

Okay.

-Okay. -Okay!

Great! Okay!

You, what are you doing in here?

Are you deaf? I asked you a question.

I'm not talking to you.

Can you help us get out?

How's she gonna help us get out? She's in here with us.

Look, I told him everything.

Antonio, you need to shut the -- up.

He owns a pharmacy. And I was just,

I was just running some things through there for someone.

Oh shit.

You are the one.

You know me?

You are an idiot!

Ma'am. Wait.

So Ben talked to you?

Yeah, I, I spoke to Ben.

Shit!

I should've known he'd get with some dumbass idiot.

What?

And you're the Kareem that owns the pharmacy.

I want my lawyer.

[laughing]

You're not getting a lawyer. Do you know where you are?

I do. I'm in America. I want my lawyer.

No, sir, you are in hell.

So who's the devil? You or the white guy?

Who's to say, but you might as well

tell me everything.

I got nothing to tell you.

I bet I can get you to talk.

There's nothing to say to you. You know what you did.

Oh, you're on his side.

What?

You are on my husband's side.

I have no idea what you're talking about, lady.

Yeah. Okay.

Look, ma'am, can you help us get outta here?

Like I said before, I'll tell him everything.

Who?

Your husband.

You already told him everything. I have you to thank for this!

No, you are not getting out of here.

No. And if he does let you out, I'm gonna find someone

to cut your damn tongue out.

Ma'am--

You've snitched you little bitch.

-I'm not no... -No, shut up!

Ma'am, calm down.

I'm gonna get you, gonna get you...

Can you just wait--

And whatever he has planned for you,

you better hope to God that he finds you first.

Okay. Look, I was just trying...

About to shut the hell up!

How that go? That go good for you?

-Damn! -I told you not to talk to her.

What'd I say? I said don't talk to her.

Better listen to your cousin.

Can't trust these people.

No, you can never trust us.

Told you, man.

Damn it.

Ah shit!

Yeah, shit. This is a shit show.

I can't believe this.

[music]

[car door closes]

-Hey. -Hey.

-Anything? -No, nothing at all.

Are they still there?

Yeah. Probably stayed all night.

Should we talk to them?

I don't think he's in a talking kind of mood.

You did well, even though he was a little sensitive.

Thanks. He was not very trusting.

Should I give it a shot?

Yeah, sure.

Okay. Then you are going to get some rest.

Yah, I will.

Good.

You might wanna take some tissues.

[door closes]

You know we have to leave, right?

Yeah, you go. I got it covered.

Okay.

-Wait, hold up. -What?

We got company.

Some sexy-ass company.

Yeah, I can see that.

Gentlemen.

Hi.

-I'm Desiree Walton. -[Max] We know who you are.

-I'm Desiree Walton. -[Max] We know who you are.

Oh, so you know why I'm here.

Somewhat.

Look, we're on the same team.

Are we?

Yeah, we are.

So why don't you fill us in?

Yeah, because I don't think we are.

You don't?

No, Bobby, I don't.

Neither do I, Max.

Huh!

None of our superiors know we're here. So...

So how are you out here?

What a great question.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Come on, guys. All right? We're looking for the kid too.

We wanna take them down.

And who did you say you were working with?

Why don't you ask your most private source

and they can fill you in.

And who is that exactly?

The only one you can trust?

See Bobby, is that, is that a name?

-No, it isn't. -See, I didn't think so.

All I'll say is you work very closely with her.

-Her. -We work with a lot of hers.

-Especially Bobby. -I'm Bobby, baby.

Forgive him. He loves the third person.

You know, they say when people speak in third person,

it creates a disconnect. Helps with fear and anxiety.

Wow. She's got you pegged.

-I like her. -I know you do.

Do I make you anxious, Bobby?

Yes, you do.

Point is we can do a lot better working together.

I, I agree. Yeah. 100.

Down, Bobby.

And?

-No name. -Nope.

-She still didn't give us one. -Nope.

I'm gonna go inside and talk with him.

How about you guys do something and maybe call that contact,

and they'll fill you in.

But we don't know who to contact.

-'Cause there's no name. -Still.

Try thinking with your mind and you might figure it out.

I've been telling him the same thing.

Guy thinks down there. Not up here.

Don't worry about it. Thank you.

Hasn't that gotten you in enough trouble?

-What? -Focus!

-[Bobby] I am focused. -Not on her.

So you think she's working with her?

There's only one way to find out.

-Yeah. I'll, I'll go over. -Yeah. Yeah. You do that.

Yeah.

[car door closes]

And go the other way.

[music]

- Hi. -[Allan] Hi .

Can I come in?

[Allan] Sure.

Did he come back?

Nope.

Did you know you had two agents outside watching?

What?

I have a feeling you knew.

Yeah. Uh, I'm sure I told you that they would, right?

Do you know, uh, Max and Bobby?

Somewhat.

Okay.

-Are they... -I don't know.

Okay.

Look. Um, I gotta head into work. All right?

I don't want anyone getting suspicious.

Yeah. I know.

So will you be able to grab the...

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'll get everything you guys ask for, okay?

Thank you.

[Allan] You shouldn't be here. All right? Come on.

Looks like you have company.

What are you talking about?

He got out of an agent's vehicle.

Yeah. That's, uh, that's just Dale.

And?

I think you should actually leave out the back door.

-Okay. -All right.

-You know he was with Kyle. -Yeah, I know Kyle, all right?

Yes.

Okay.

[Desiree] Right.

Back door.

[music]

-[Allan] Hi. -Hey.

Look at that glow! How was it?

Hmm?

It was a shit show.

Right. Uh, okay, so really?

Yeah. That guy is batshit crazy.

Well, we know that.

Does, uh... Does he know? Think he knows?

No, he doesn't know.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

So let me ask you something, Dale.

Um, how'd you just get him to drop you back off here?

I told him that I wasn't staying with him.

And he just dropped you back off here?

-Obviously. -Interesting.

Well, you know, that's just gonna piss him off.

Yeah, well, uh, I told him that Donald might be pissed

if he thinks that we're together.

So maybe he should think that, I don't know...

What that, that, that me, me and you, that we're together?

Something like that. Yeah.

Wow. Okay. Well you know, he is not gonna buy that.

Well, Allan, he might.

No, I know him.

Okay...

And, and honestly, even if he did buy it,

then he might try me. I don't want that shit.

Well, I don't want any of this either.

Yeah. We know.

Yeah. Thank you.

Well, did, uh, did you get anything at all

that we can use? Any information at all?

Something useful?

Not exactly...

Hey... [claps]

Nice job, Dale.

Ah, okay. Well, I gotta head to work.

Okay.

Just lay low here. Okay?

You know, Virginia's starting to seem a lot better to me now.

Yeah, I bet.

Yeah, I know. If I had enough money,

I'd get the -- out of this city.

You just calm down, tough guy. All right?

Why don't you come help me with the dishes or something?

[birds chirping] [music]

[knocking]

Come on in.

Sir. You called?

Yeah, I did, Isaac.

-What's up, sir? -Can you help me up?

-I'm wanna try and get up. -Sure, sir.

Okay. Let's go.

Okay. I'm sorry. I got you.

[grunting]

You're gonna fall.

I know, I know. I'm sorry. That's some bullshit!

It's like my legs don't work.

It's like my legs don't work.

-Well, I'm here, sir. -Try it one more time.

Just one more time.

Here we go.

Forget it. Forget it. All right, forget it.

What is going on? We gotta call the doctor.

Should I call him now for you?

-No, don't do it. -Sir?

I can't trust him, Isaac.

I don't blame you.

Could be working with Victoria.

Oh, man.

You have no idea what it's like,

knowing that absolutely everybody

is out to get you.

I have an idea, sir.

Yeah, I guess. I guess everybody's trying

to kill you on the battlefield.

Affirmative.

I gotta get downstairs.

I gotta show them that I'm strong.

I gotta show them that I can do this.

I agree.

I can't believe they all betrayed me.

Betrayal's a tough pill to swallow, sir.

Get Donald up here.

Yes sir.

No, wait. Don't you do it. I'll have my office do it.

Copy that.

You ready?

For what, sir?

To take over.

I'm gonna bring Donald up here and I'm gonna fire his ass.

And when I do, I need you to be ready.

I'm always ready, sir.

All right.

But I'm gonna have to bring in my own team, if that's okay.

Soldiers like you?

Best of the best, sir.

Music to my ears.

I'll have my office call Donald.

Yes sir.

I'll bring him up here. I'll fire his ass.

Then we'll take over.

Yes, we will.

Thank you, Isaac.

Thank you, sir.

Shit.

Max.

Yeah.

[Bobby] The vice president left early.

Okay.

No, that's not good.

[Max] Why not?

The Oval needs to be swept before he goes in.

You're not there?

[Bobby] No, I'm with the first lady.

Shit.

-[Bobby] What? -I knew it.

I knew this was gonna happen.

Yeah. Well...

[Max] And can they trace it back to you?

Come on, Max. You know they can't.

I bet they can if they have timelines.

That's why you need to beat them there.

Oh, so you want me to leave the post?

[Bobby] You can go to the White House.

The kid isn't coming back.

Okay, fine.

-So move your ass. -[Max] I'm on it.

Thank you.

Covering your ass again.

-[Bobby] Yeah. -Yeah. 'cause that's what I do.

Yeah, that's exactly what you do Max. Now go.

[grunting]

Yes.

I understand.

Yes. Okay.

Thank you.

Something wrong dear?

Nope.

You sure?

Yep.

Oh, I, uh, have a message here for you.

Yeah. What is it?

It says the president

wants to see you.

And why didn't you give me that?

Why would I?

Oh, you know it's important, right?

Well, he has lots of ways to reach you, right?

Lilly.

You should go.

I will go when I finish this coffee.

How about that? Hmm?

Wow. The man of the house is all big and bad now.

Baby. I am what I am. Yeah.

[Lily] Okay.

Okay.

Hey, guess what?

What?

We found that little cute officer of yours last night.

Okay.

Hmm. Here.

What is it?

Take a look.

I'm not looking at that, Donald.

Okay.

Donald.

I sent it.

You look beautiful today, by the way.

Gutted him like a fish.

Donald.

What? What baby? I, I told you, right?

You are horrible.

Am I? Ugh.

That man was just trying to help me.

Baby. Now that man can help the buzzards feed their babies.

Okay?

You really are Satan.

Satan?

Yeah.

Oh, he's a pussy compared to me, baby.

I'm not even so convinced that this is a real photo.

You're the Photoshop King, right?

Photoshop King.

Okay. Well, try calling him.

I don't have his number.

There's no numbers in a morgue.

True that.

Yeah. Probably can't talk without ears either.

Look.

I know the games you play.

Yeah.

And I know that this is now my prison

and I'm okay with that.

So you know that you'll never leave me?

Yeah. And it's okay.

Good.

I know it.

Okay. I'm glad that you know it.

Okay, well, just stop it.

Okay. Well, okay. You know what?

I didn't realize you got so sensitive all of a sudden.

Well, I'm just saying, this is so boring and repetitive

-and redundant. -Okay, I'm sorry. Okay?

-[Lily] Lame. -I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Thank you.

Kyle!

Hi.

Bring those sexy lips over here and kiss me.

Don't be shy, I think she likes it.

[yawns]

-[Kyle] Hi. -Hey.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

That tastes good.

Can you guys just, like, jerk each other off or something,

so I can at least rub one out?

Jerk each other off? Baby, that's jealous play.

Because this right here is so boring.

Sorry. I've seen better porn than this.

You should be in the bedroom tonight.

The guest bedroom that is, it's gonna be a real show.

I'll watch it on the camera.

Yeah? You know, you welcome to join.

Okay.

-[Donald] That'd be nice. -[Kyle] Gross.

We should have done that before.

Why didn't you tell me?

Baby, you know how happy this home could've been?

Let's handcuff her in the corner and make her watch.

You should invite Bobby. Now, that's gonna be some real fun.

You should invite Bobby. Now, that's gonna be some real fun.

I would like that, actually.

I got his number.

That'll be more exciting than watching you two.

I mean four inches and four inches

-just kind of like... -Oh baby.

I mean, how does that work when it goes, like, in the back?

Can you feel it? Kyle, can you feel his?

Ask Bobby! You remember the night with Bobby, baby?

I do remember the night.

That's what he liked to call himself, right?

Four times four.

Question, baby. Why are you here?

Hmm. That part. Yes.

Well, the president's office reached out to me.

I am the president's office.

Yeah, I know, which I thought was strange.

Okay, so?

He wanted to see you right away.

-Okay? -So I was here to get you.

Oh, you got me.

-Shall we go? -Yeah.

One more.

I guess I better go then, huh?

No guessing. You run shit, remember?

[Donald] Lilly.

Just get out of here.

How's my tie, baby?

-You messed it up a little bit. -Why don't you fix it for me?

-[Kyle] Perfect. -Two more?

Okay. Let's get out here.

[sighs]

[Donald] I'll see you later baby.

She's in a mood.

Should we hold hands? Come on.

You know you want to look at his butt.

Babe, you see all this fineness walking out the door, huh?

Mm-hmm!

[door shuts]

[music]

-Bobby. -What?

-[Lilly] I need you. -Lilly.

-No, please. -You've made your choice.

I know and I'm sorry.

Stop calling me. Stop calling me.

But, Bobby...

[sighs]

[chuckles]

[sighs]

[music]

[Simone] Hi, Bobby.

Ma'am. You look lovely ma'am.

Well, thank you.

I'm told you're needed at the White House?

Yes.

And we have the motorcade ready

-for you. -Okay, great.

[phone dings]

Ma'am? Your phone.

[phone dings]

I'll deal with it later, okay?

Check your email, ma'am.

How did you know it was a email?

Check your email, ma'am.

[Eli & Victoria moaning]

[Victoria] Don't stop!

This son of a bitch.

Is it good?

Yeah.

Good.

What do you think is taking Sam so long?

You know, I don't know.

Do, do you want me to call him again?

Shit!

What?

You think he called my parents?

Didn't you say that Sam was helping you?

Yeah, I did.

Then why would he do that?

I don't think he would.

Listenk if Sam is helping you, then he's...

[screaming]

What is going on?

[Sam] Next on The Oval.

Is he with her, Bobby!?

I'm sorry.

He's -- trying to play me. Me, you, all of us.

What are you doing?

Sweeping the office.

Your head is so far up the chief of staff's ass

you think you can do whatever you want, don't you?

There's nothing going on with Dale and I.

-I'm straight. -That is such bullshit.

Did you see the first lady?

Housekeeping told me that she slept

in the Lincoln bedroom. Sounds like trouble in paradise to me!

[music]

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