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Hey guys. Do you think three
against one is a bit unfair?
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No problem, Wilhelmina!
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Throw the doomsday device out
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- and we'll let you go.
- Convincing, right?
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Sorry. Can't do that.
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But | have another present for you.
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Shit!
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Guys, I'm out.
That's it for me.
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Go get her!
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Follow her, Mike!
| catch up next corner.
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It's about time you give up.
The net is getting tighter and tighter.
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You don't say.
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- See yal
- What the...?!
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- Hey Mike, are you okay?
- Hell yeah, but I'm out too. Finish her!
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You shouldn't have done that.
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- Now it's personal!
- Oh, come on. It's always personal.
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This can't go on like this forever, Zack!
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You don't get away that easy.
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- Looking for that kiss goodbye?
- Sure.
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- Just get out of your car.
- Feel bulletproof?
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Shit!
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- David Hasselhoff?
- Yeah?
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I'm in pursuit of a crazy chick
with a doomsday device in her possession.
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The world could end.
Can | borrow your car?
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- The world's always ending.
- But this time it's also about family.
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Okay, then.
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Okay, then!
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Okay, Marty.
So, what are we going to do about this?
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- About what?
- That's it!
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My whole fucking part.
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- It's a fun cameo!
- No, Marty.
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It blows donkey balls!
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How often are we
going to repeat this joke?
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I'm an actor.
| want to act!
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I'm done playing fake
versions of David Hasselhoff.
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They want me to do press for this thing.
Yesterday at the junket,
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some smartass asked me
how | got into character.
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You turned it into a funny moment.
That's what you do.
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- What if | don't want to?
- People loved you
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- in Guardians of the Galaxy.
- Guardians was great.
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But also another David Hasselhoff.
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Last week | was
doing a Mitch Buchannon,
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and two Michael Knights in May.
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This is getting old.
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- You guys still need the... room?
- Does it look like I'm finished!?
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David, we've received
some promising offers,
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- we were just going to talk to you about.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Send them over.
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- | want to read them.
- We're still getting coverage on it.
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Why don't you come in tomorrow and
we'll give you an update on the material?
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Yeah, tomorrow.
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I'm sorry, | got to take this.
See you!
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Leo, how are you?
Listen, | talked to Apple.
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They want you with Steven directing...
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- Aaand he's gone...
- Sorry, there's a lot going on.
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For what it's worth,
| thought it was really funny.
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- Sorry, what's your name again?
- I'm Bill.
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- | came in when the movie was already...
- You're on my team?
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- Yeah, I'm a new addition.
- Listen, Bill.
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It's not worth a whole lot, okay?
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It's worth less than dog shit.
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- ls Marty handing me off?
- No! David! Come on!
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You're a priority client.
You know that!
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Marty loves you!
| love you!
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It's just... we wanted to
incorporate a younger perspective.
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- Under-twenty-fives will love this!
- Who cares? It's not acting!
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I'm 69 years old!
Get me something that's worth my time!
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Hey honey.
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- Worried about something?
- You know me, I'm never worried.
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- How'd the meeting go?
- Ugh, they don't care.
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They make money either way.
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- | care.
- | know, Peach.
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- But I'm not that desperate yet!
- Yes, you are. Let me help you.
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People will talk.
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- It's not going to be a good look for you.
- Don't need to protect me, Dad.
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- | don't want you on my team!
- Okay!
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Honey, they're going to say it's nepotism.
They won't respect you.
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| know.
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- What are you doing tonight?
- Staying in!
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- Book, or a movie?
- Can | check in?
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- Not necessary.
- Can |?
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Of course you can, honey.
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- What's going on with my father?
- Hello! Didn't hear you knocking.
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- Well?
- Funny.
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We're having a team meeting about that
right now.
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Bill on David's team now?
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- As a matter of fact...
- He is. You know...
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- Your father didn't want you to...
- | don't care.
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- You're dropping him.
- No! Marty's just getting...
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...less involved and
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Bill's going to take over the day to day.
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- You're dropping him too.
- No. Also just getting less involved.
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You know, your dad wants to go
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- in a new direction...
- He wants to be taken seriously,
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- that's hardly a new direction!
- ...Bill's the right man
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to get him that fresh new start!
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- How long have you been working here?
- Seven months.
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David is still raking in
a ton of money for A.C.T.
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He has been with you for 17 years.
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You're planning on
handing him over to college boy?
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He wouldn't have to know.
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- | think | must've fucking misheard.
- Don't get all high and mighty.
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I'm just talking like | would
about any other client.
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Now, are you with the agency?
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Or are you daddy's girl?
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My father came to you today,
asking for help.
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How do you plan on helping him?
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People loved him in
Guardians of the Galaxy, so...
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People love him period!
You want to know how much?
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You can't walk two blocks
without drawing a crowd!
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Come on.
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All he wants is a challenge.
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You could have a great career here, Tara.
You really want to tie it to your old man?
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Yes.
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My father has greatness in him
that he has yet to show the world!
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Okay.
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It's your funeral.
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Dad...
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Dad!
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Hey.
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Must've fallen asleep.
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God, I'm tired.
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- What's babyface doing here?
- We need to talk to you.
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I'm coming into
the agency again tomorrow.
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| thought this was a
daddy-daughNter visit?
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Just listen to him.
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Okay.
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Shoot.
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Marty and Anne would like me
to find you your next project.
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You.
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- Okay.
- So, we currently have
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eight real offers for you.
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Four of them are... well,
they're shit.
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Just subpar television.
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The other four are movies,
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but more or less cameos
and | know you don't want that.
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Dad.
| went through the material with him.
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- I'm afraid he's right.
- So, we pass and wait for better days.
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Been there, | can afford it.
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- You both aren't here for that.
- There was an unusual offer.
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It came in a month ago.
Marty didn't like it. He had it trashed.
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- But | pitched it to Tara.
- We pulled it from the archives,
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| read the coverage
and | like it for you.
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- It's the lead in a Demroy Corban play.
- Do you know who Batur N. Bathur is, sir?
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- No.
- He's a rising star in the theatre world.
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He's had amazing successes in London.
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And he'll be directing
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"Supernatural Man of Mystery"
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- By Demroy Corban.
- Supernatural Man of Mystery?
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- It's a serious play. Highly acclaimed.
- Then why does it sound
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- like an Austin Powers movie?
- It's older than the Austin Powers movies.
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- They should change the name then.
- You can't change a Demroy Corban!
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Why?
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- Because he's a genius?
- No, it's in his contracts.
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| mean, he's famous for it.
And... he's a genius.
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So I'd have to be in London, huh?
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This is east o' Berlin.
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At an independent
English language theatre.
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- As you know...
- The Germans love David Hasselhoff.
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- Exactly.
- Now, it's not a lot of money.
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But...
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The playwrighter is a legend and if
it's successful, it'll go on the road
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- and will end up in London.
- Okay.
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I'll read it and discuss it with Marty
at A.C.T. tomorrow.
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Okay, what's the catch?
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The offer's a month old
and expires today.
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- We have to get back to them right away.
- Peach, they'll have someone else by now.
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No, | talked to them on my way here.
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They're holding out for you.
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Sounds fishy.
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Read it.
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Hey, peach.
| guess you're sleeping.
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Well, I've landed.
| couldn't really sleep on the plane.
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Guess I'm too old for the red-eye.
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Anyway, I'll try to catch some sleep
before meeting everyone.
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Berlin is amazing.
I've always loved it.
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This is going to be great.
| just want to say
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| really do love the play.
Such a great find!
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| guess | should be happy
to have you as my agent.
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This is exciting!
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- How long is the drive?
- Twenty minutes.
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Okay!
That was quick.
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Do me a favour and have my
luggage brought in, | want to take a nap
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before starting the day.
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Please, Mr. Hasselhoff.
This is not final destination.
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This is pickup for other actor.
I'm sorry.
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- Other actor?
- Yes.
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You realise | was on a plane
for twelve hours, right?
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Yes. Very sorry.
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They say, | drive.
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No sweat!
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You sleep on plane, right?
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First class?
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Yeah, right.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm... David Hasselhoff.
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You do look like him.
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I'm Henry.
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| play Rufus.
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Nice to meet you.
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How long are we driving?
| never remember Berlin being so big.
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- We're leaving Berlin right now.
- What?
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We're going to Gorlitz.
Where the theatre is.
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Girl-Its?
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Right on! It's at the Polish border.
The city furthest to the east of Germany.
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This is Hasselhoff.
Whoever's awake - call me. Right now.
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- Hi, you landed? What's up?
- I'll tell you what's up.
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Either I'm being kidnapped as we speak
or you lied to my fucking face.
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I... | don't... what?
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The play is not in East Berlin.
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It's in some way over, almost in Poland
town called Girl's zits, or something.
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G6rlitz. Yeah, | know. | never said
East Berlin. | said East of Berlin.
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- You must've misheard. Sorry.
- You're going to have a great career.
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G6rlitz is where it's at
right now in Europe.
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George Clooney shot there,
Wes Anderson, Tarantino...
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They actually call it
Gorliwood for all the
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first rate filmmaking
that's going on there.
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Besides, it's only four months and...
the contract's signed.
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Listen, Bill. Call me in the morning.
The whole team.
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Yeah.
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We have met before, you know.
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No.
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| don't drink.
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You used to. Funny story: 1989.
Just before the wall came down.
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You went to Berlin. | mean the east.
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That was a big deal for the GDR.
Celebrities from the West coming over.
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Obviously the secret police
was watching your every move.
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| was working for "The Network" back then.
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That's what we called our special branch
of intelligence service.
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- But you're an actor.
- Yes, a great one!
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- But | also believed in Socialism.
- You were an actor...
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- Famous actor.
- ...and a spy?
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Yeah.
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The Network's specialty was
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employing artists
and celebrities as agents.
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They can often travel to places,
gain access to situations
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where regular people and, by extension,
regular agents will fail.
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See, it's not always easy
with celebrity targets like you.
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Lots of exclusive events and receptions.
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Everybody knows each other,
everybody's famous.
242
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Can't just have any old Stasi bureaucrat
waltz into that mix of people
243
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,480
without sticking out like a sore thumb.
244
00:17:42,80 --> 00:17:47,760
So, eastern intelligence services,
KGB, Stasi, UB, UDBA...
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created this Network of celebrities
that were also agents.
246
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,40
It being the cold war and all,
the West did the same thing.
247
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- But we invented it.
- Why would one be interested in me?
248
00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,920
Why was | a target?
249
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| don't remember.
250
00:18:03,80 --> 00:18:05,80
- Of course.
- It's a long time ago.
251
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Maybe it was to recruit you. Or we
thought you were with "The Other Side".
252
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That's what we called the western network.
253
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,360
Of course they called us "The Other Side".
Very confusing.
254
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:18,760
What I'm trying to say is that we've
already met each other in the past.
255
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,920
Funny story, huh?
256
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,80
What did you do?
257
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,760
Oh, nothing.
258
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,320
- The whole thing failed.
- What did you try to do?
259
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,280
Just the basic standard scheme
to get kompromat.
260
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Drug you, get to your room,
take compromising photos...
261
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Maybe a Super 8
with you and a hooker/agent.
262
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,360
Nothing special.
263
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,40
Oh, sorry. Ils that your drink?
264
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I've always wondered what that was.
265
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,640
Well, everything is different now.
266
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,560
We're just two middle
aged actors shooting the shit.
267
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:33,560
But you could tell me now, you know?
If you were ever part of "The Other Side".
268
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Nobody cares about past secrets anymore.
269
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:43,520
| was never part of
any "Network" or any "other Side".
270
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What?
271
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I'm just curious if
"The Other Side" still exists.
272
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,160
Doesn't matter.
273
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:08,720
Ah! Here we go! This is Gorlitz,
Germany's gateway to the east.
274
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Isn't it beautiful?
275
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,440
The WW2 bombings mostly spared the city.
276
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:17,880
Buildings and structures in the historic
part are up to eight centuries old.
277
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The city exudes history.
278
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Poland and the former USSR
are spitting distance.
279
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:27,840
The town's records date back to the
11th century as a Sorbian settlement.
280
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Throughout history, it was under German,
Bohemian, Polish and Hungarian rule...
281
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| have a killer jet lag.
282
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,520
...this is the payoff
for years of hard work.
283
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,80
Everybody told me,
"Don't invest your own money in this."
284
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,200
"You need to succeed on the
quality of your endeavor."
285
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,960
They thought this idea was a sinkhole.
286
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,760
They thought | was crazy.
287
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,640
But look at this now.
Isn't it unbelievable?
288
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,600
Yeah...
289
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,920
It's unbelievable.
290
00:21:07,80 --> 00:21:09,520
Hey man, I'm Tom Maria Dunckel.
291
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Looking forward to
be working with you.
292
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,320
Thanks. Same.
293
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:16,880
Hey Henry!
294
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,680
Hello.
295
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,440
How long is will this go on?
I've got a killer jet lag.
296
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,40
- | need sleep!
- | hear you.
297
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:30,120
There's nothing I'd love more than to go
to my hotel room. We'll split soon, ok?
298
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,440
- Stick with me.
- Hi! I'm Andra Shandra. I'm a big fan.
299
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,80
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
300
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,280
What are you doing?
301
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,80
I'm in the play. I'm an actress.
302
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,560
- Huh?!
- What?
303
00:21:43,00 --> 00:21:47,360
Uh, excuse me. You don't say actress.
You say actor. Both male and female.
304
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,440
Funny! | didn't notice
when | was in New York and L.A.
305
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:54,720
Well, when you're too busy with
bikini-in-the-pool photo shoots...
306
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,640
Now we're talking. | waited for this.
Thank God | was warned about you.
307
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:02,40
- If you think I'll ask... I'm not.
- I'll tell you anyway:
308
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:06,240
Hubchen's an eccentric diva.
His ego's bigger than the Brandenburg Gate.
309
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,120
- He can't stand others being more famous.
- What's going on?
310
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,480
Nothing. She thinks people clicking on
her pictures qualifies her as an actor.
311
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,400
Two. Million. Followers. Okay, Henry?
312
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,720
Translates to: Two. Million. Fuck you's!
313
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:24,280
Come, David. Let's go. Let's not
have that old fart rain on our parade.
314
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,640
...already a success. You will see.
315
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,640
And now we got Batur, this amazing cast...
316
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,560
This thing's on the straight road to
success. Don't you think so?
317
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,400
Yes, sure. Absolutely.
318
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:41,120
- When will you introduce me?
- David's a bit jet-lagged.
319
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:46,200
- We shouldn't bother him too much.
- Not David. Shandra! As agreed!
320
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,200
- Ahhh!
- What?!
321
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,960
One second.
322
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,640
One more time:
I'm so excited to see you all here.
323
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:04,680
This will be amazing!
Together, we will accomplish greatness!
324
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,840
And | realize,
everybody's a little tired, huh?
325
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:13,80
So, let's meet fresh tomorrow
and start our journey!
326
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,360
Thank fucking god.
327
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,960
Good night, everybody. Thank you.
328
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,720
Come on over, folks!
The bus is down there!
329
00:23:32,80 --> 00:23:34,160
Mr. Hasselhoff, can | help you?
330
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:35,360
Where's my car?
331
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,640
Let me just find out for you.
Wait here a sec, alright?
332
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,920
Come on. Let's not bother with that.
333
00:23:41,80 --> 00:23:44,240
You're in Germany now.
Enjoy the ride! See? This is for us.
334
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,800
Thanks. | got a killer jet lag.
I'll wait for my driver.
335
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,520
Oh... yeah, okay. As you like.
336
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:57,680
So... It seems like your driver
was sent to the hotel with your luggage
337
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,680
to check in for you. I'm sorry,
it'll be a while before he's back.
338
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,80
-But let me just call you a cab-
-No.
339
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,840
No, thanks.
340
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,40
You sure?
341
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,880
| really am, you know.
342
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:33,640
A big fan. It's not just some
small talk bullshit American style.
343
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:38,600
| used to watch "Baywatch" every week,
dreaming to live in California.
344
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,40
It's still a dream. Maybe one day...
345
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,880
Have you seen Henry?
346
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,00
No, haven't seen him. Don't care.
347
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,840
Wait.
348
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,480
What?
349
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,600
What's wrong?
350
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,720
Where's the hotel?
351
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,400
Oh, the hotel can wait.
Come on, the night is young!
352
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,800
Let's paint the town red!
353
00:25:10,40 --> 00:25:12,320
You really want to call it a night, huh?
354
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,600
You have no idea.
355
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:18,200
Trading a quick night cap
for a shared cab ride to the hotel.
356
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,800
Yeah, come on, I'll be your guide!
357
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,400
...he doesn't appreciate how hard it is.
358
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,400
| have three people working with me,
just to keep up.
359
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,960
Followers expect new content every day.
360
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:47,720
You know how exhausting it is to feed the
demands of two million people every day?
361
00:25:48,80 --> 00:25:51,520
| have to be a storyteller.
362
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,840
And a guy like Henry...
363
00:25:55,760 --> 00:26:00,240
...like Henry... The asshole couldn't do
what | do, if he had 100 years to do it.
364
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,880
Well? How do you like it?
365
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,320
Oh! Uhm...
366
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,800
| honestly don't know.
367
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,280
Oh.
368
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,320
No problem.
369
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,520
Yeah, it's no "Looking for Freedom",
but it went straight to #1.
370
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:31,40
What about that... cab. To the... hotel.
371
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,600
If you take me to your room...
372
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,400
It's a lot of pressure, you know.
373
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,240
A lot of... pressure.
374
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,200
You need a banger every few months.
A real over-the-top banger.
375
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:54,720
That will easily bring you up to
30 to 40 million shares...
376
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,440
UNDER RENOVATION
377
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,760
This is our hotel?
378
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:12,240
You guys won't believe
what's happening here.
379
00:27:13,40 --> 00:27:15,360
- Good evening.
- Hi.
380
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,40
That was room...
381
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,200
- 306
- 306, right.
382
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,200
And I'll take the keycard for...
383
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:29,320
- You won't believe what's happening here.
- 306 and the keycard for Mr. Hasselhoff.
384
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,00
This is a nightmare.
385
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,40
Holy shit!
386
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,480
| need another drink.
387
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,80
Just a coke for me. | don't drink!
388
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:19,00
Oh honey, you had more than me,
I'm just trying to catch up.
389
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:34,40
...take compromising photos, maybe a
Super 8 with you and a hooker/agent.
390
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,840
Oh, sorry.
391
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,680
..ls that your drink?
392
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,520
| can't believe you're trying
the same shit again.
393
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,200
How do you know?
394
00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,480
Damn.
395
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,400
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