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A catch!

What a dumb ass!

Ghost!

Make way!

Don't be so ferocious!

It's the young master of Kuei Yi

Sounds terrible!

Don't go away!

There's a ghost out there!

Ghost?

What nonsense!

You dare call me a ghost?

I'll skin you alive!

You talk big!

Who is it?

I just wanted to borrow it.

I wasn't taking it!

Hu Lai, don't mess around!

Hu Lai!

Let's see if you dare fool around now!

Damn it!

Shit!

What's keeping the bridal section?

I wonder?

Shall we send someone to ask?

What's the matter?

The bridal sedan came upon a ghost

Rubbish!

It's true! I saw it!

The young master will soon be here!

The sedan is going to south headquarters.

Moron!

Who dare oppose me? The southern lord?

Hu Lai!

Who did this? Tell me!

I... I saw nobody.

How should I know?

You must have seen a ghost?

It could have been a ghost.

Bullshit!

Where's the mistress?

She's back!

Mother!

Dear!

Who did this to her! Speak up!

You call yourself a bandit chief!?

You can't even protect your own daughter!

Who said I couldn't?

You always argue

The bridal sedan is ruined.

How will you answer to Chen Chi?

Answer for what?

My daughter has plenty of suitors

Rubbish!

You're not selling your daughter

This is no flea market!

Alright already!

We'll find her another husband!

Hu Lai, who did this?

I couldn't see who it was

The voice was that of a girl.

You fucking moron!

Beat it!

Could it have been Chen Chi Li?

Trying to get out of matrimony?

You tried to force this marriage all along.

Perhaps he did it on purpose.

So he could escape?

Three wolves!

Three Wolves!

Yes sir!

Yes chief!

Go with Hu Lai To Chaoyang City

And find out who is responsible for this!

Yes, chief!

Are you blind? Stupid peasant!

Sorry! Sorry!

Sorry for what, stupid!

Damn! Who's tired of living?!

Look at that girl. Looks tasty!

It's her that did it

She's got some nerve!

Let's give her some company.

Did you throw that stone just now?

What if I did?

Don't try to act so fierce

Shut up and go!

You tell me to go now.

But tonight...

You'll beg me to stay!

That's it, come along!

How dare you!

Wait, take her alive!

Hold it!

Deadly Rainbow Szutu I Chi!?

Let's go!

Let them go, sister!

Come on. We've got things to do

Lucky of them!

Shing Shao Hua is in Chaoyang

We'll go to see him.

I've travelled a long way for nothing.

Yes, well go to Tichen Inn

Do you know...

the road to Kuei Yun fort?

Is it haunted?

Ridiculous. In broad daylight!

What kind of ghost?

I saw it myself

The young master was to be married that day.

But the bridal sedan was attacked.

It was very frightening!

I don't believe it.

Ghosts can haunt in the daylight too!?

Hsing Erh

You've nothing on your conscience.

You have nothing to fear then.

Ghosts do not exist. It's all superstition.

Don't listen to a bunch of nonsense.

Welcome!

Shao Hua!

Brother Ching!

I Chi. Wen Pei!

Join me for a drink!

Father's wounded and can't speak!

Where is he now?

At Hsing Lung Inn.

I'm going to go there now

- You fetch the medicine case. - Right!

Thank you sir!

Come in, come in!

It's them!

Never mind, father's wound comes first.

I'll let you live a while longer.

You talk big, little girl!

Lai girls know martial arts.

Are better left alone. Come on.

Half a catty of wine, please!

Brother Chen, you're here too!

Borther Hu!

Our two chiefs.

Have been joined by a marriage today.

So we are in the same family now.

Come, let's sit together!

Here, here!

Cheers, cheers!

Sit down!

Come, bottoms up!

Damn it, there are no girls

This sucks.

There you go again!

Have another.

Have another!

Come in!

Young lady, what will you have?

A bowl of noodle.

Right!

Hey baby!

Why don't you show your face?

Come and drink!

She must have acne, or pockmarks!

She doesn't want to be seen.

Have some tea!

You're lucky, wimps!

Listen to this bitch!

Damn it!

My lucky day, huh?

When I've finished my drink

Whatever you look like,

I'll try my luck either way!

Now for the fun part!

Like it?

Who are you?

Silver maid swordswoman?

What's your name?

That's all, Silver maid!

I'll have a good look at you.

Remove your hat if you dare, bitch!

It's save me the trouble

Losers! You're not worthy of my time!

Let's see about that!

Come on!

Didn't you want to see my face?

Right, I will oblige you!

Run!

Come on! Help me!

Help! Help!

Come here! Help me!

Chief, we found her!

Where is she?

In the clearing by the temple

Let's surround the place!

Right! Get her!

Did you attack the bridal procession?

What if I did?

I was only having some fun

Don't take it so seriously.

But I'm tired of pranks now!

Step back, I'm leaving

Leaving?

Easier said than done!

How can you get away from Tu Ta

Get her!

Chief... she has no head!

Bullshit! Attack her!

God dammit! Fucking idiots!

IS she the headless one

Come on, I'm not afraid! Come at me bros!

It's her! She's fierce alright!

We will attack her together!

No head!

Go on, get her!

She knows the secret of invisibility!

Let's get out of here!

Come in please!

Do you have any rooms?

Yes, come on in!

Ghost!

What's the matter you knucklehead?

A ghost!

Oh shit! Shit!

Buddha be praised!

Buddha be praised!

So many ganging up on me...

I'll fix their wagon alright!

Lucky my sword is heavily poisoned

It actually countered the other poison.

This kind of poison dart

It is used by the Four Terrors.

Who are they?

Who do they work for?

My father once told me

They're highly skilled swordsman

The lead is Liu I Kung

The second, Ho Kung Mou

The third is Kao Shan Hsiu

The fourth Lin I Hung

Where do those four

usually hang out?

Chen Chi Lung is your uncle.

He knows everyone in Kingnan

Why don't you ask him?

It's a long story

Lao Hua, outside of Lin Kua

There's nowhere else we can trace them

That's right

The Southern Chief's daughter

Is to be married today.

The Four Terrors will be there.

Father, think!

Our fort has a reputation, we will lose face

You take in a bandit's daughter

What will our name be then?

What do you think we should do?

Luckily the headless one came

I think...

A man must keep his word.

I can't back out of the marriage.

Father, you should never have agreed.

It was my mistake

If Tu Ta Hai didn't get me drunk

Drinking dulls the senses

Who is it?

Don't get excited

I came to see the fat villain

But this is the wrong place

Wait!

The four terrors are well known to all!

They're important men in our gang!

Drink up!

Cheers!

Brother Tu, you flatter us.

We came late

We were delayed by an old friend

Do forgive us please!

We appreciate the hospitality.

Not at all

Drink up!

Bottoms up!

Bottoms up!

I'll have them join you later

no, no

Don't stand on ceremony!

Tired of living?

Not me, you are!

Help, an intruder! It's that girl!

Don't get so excited!

Who are you?

The one who put you on the flame

The headless Silver maid.

It's... you!

Oh mother!!

It's not your mother, just your fate!

What is it?

Where did this girl come from?

Like a fairy from heaven

Fucking bitch!

Like my girls?

They'll be your company this evening

The Four Terrors!

Do you remember me? Szutu I Chin

Just a child. His elder comes last time.

This time it's the other way around!

Enough talk!

Screw you both!

You dare sneak in here!

Step back!

So many ganging up on us

Where's your sense of chivalry?

I'll have some fun with you now!

Chief!

What is it?

The headless girl, she's here!

She's in the rear courtyard

Come!

You wouldn't go to heaven

So now you'll go to hell!

Come at me bro, see if you can beat me!

Wen Pei, be careful!

Stop!

Wait!

You dare meddle in our affairs?

We heard of the Four Terrors.

Now we can see you!

What an honor!

Enough talk! Let's do this!

Time for you to make your move!

No!

Dueling means killing!

Bullshit! Kill him!

Big brother!

Liu I Kung is an upright fellow.

Ho Kung Mou is too rash.

Kao Shan Hsiu and Lin I Hu

Are much too weak.

They are not a match

Four of you are not a match for them

Who are you?

I have no name, don't bother

Kill him now you four!

Wait!

Borther Chang, let us try them!

If he uses his favorite technique, as he always does.

I can easily counter it.

And I would cut him as well.

Why let them escape?

I will explain later, be patient. Let's go!

Wait! I'm tired of playing games!

Don't let her get away!

Watch it!

Stupid fucking idiots!

You're all a bunch of idiots!

All of you put together

can't even cope with one girl!

Boss! Boss!

She's extremely formidable

What can we do, she can become invisible! How can we fight her?

Damn, you're an idiot too!

Get out of my sight!

Yes sir!

Brother...

To handle that girl I think

We need the help of the two Ancients

Alright

We'll have to send for them

they can fix her!

I've won, you see!

My poison neutralizing jade is best

My white piece doesn't belong there,

please put it back

Your hearing is still sharp! You still got it!

Check it out! Someone is coming!

Big brother the two ancients are tempermental

Watch what you say to them

Who is it?

Who dares to criticize us?

I'm Liu I Kung

Why doesn't the other one speak?

I'm Tu Ta Hai

What do you want?

Sir...

Liu I Kung, I gave you a lesson

I recommend you don't bother me

I brought a "treasure pearl"

Pearl, eh

They must need a favor.

We mustn't leave this mountain

Don't say anymore.

We've trained for ten years.

Ask them to come in.

Come in!

Please!

Sirs, good to talk to you!

Let's have it!

Here it is, sir!

Don't be hasty

Not bad!

Let me see it!

Sit down and let's talk.

Yes sir

What is it? Tell us!

I have an enemy I need handled

Who has a strange skill

We need your help to deal with her.

Who is this enemy?

That you would need us to help with?

It's a girl

Not just any girl, but one who can become invisible!

What?

She can become invisible?

That's why we need your help.

We need someone special!

That day there was a little girl.

It's for becoming invisible.

Yes! Yes!

I can't give it to you

We must get it now

We need to grab it, before her folks get here.

Don't come any closer!

Kill!

Lao Erh

We can't have people finding out a kid beat us!

What would they say then?

They'd say that you are a couple of losers!

Watch it!

Granny!

They were after the herbs!

Are you the lady hermit?

Do you remember, what happened 6 years ago?

I was famous as Wu Chiu Chi, remember me?

...People say you...

That I'm dead? Do I look dead, fool!

I don't have time for you two!

Leave your limbs behind

and scram!

Silver maid, take the herbs home now, sweetie.

Yes, Granny!

Watch it!

Lao Erh, perhaps the invisible girl is the same one.

It must be her granddaughter

Tell us, where is she now?

In Chaoyang

Send her a message to meet

at Southern Fort in 10 days

We can settle up with her then.

Yes!

You invited me but the door was locked.

This is quite a gathering

So you're the invisible girl

So where are your manners?

Two old hermits

Where did you come from?

The impudence!

The old hag, Wu Chiu Chai who did this to us

Who is she to you?

You dare insult my grandmother!

Hold it!

Are you afraid of me?

You talk big, where's your grandmother now

She died.

Dead?

Remove your hat! Show your face!

Not on your life!

Take it off!

Watch girl, I'll take your eyes for mine!

So you can become invisible...

Lao Erh, use the centipede ring

Lao Erh!

Bullseye! A hit!

Block the exits! Don't let her escape!

After her!

Forget it!

But sir

She was hit by my centipede ring

The poison will kill her in a few days.

Why do we need to worry?

We've already had our revenge.

Let's go back.

Thank you, gentlemen!

We better stay here for the moment

Light up a fire

Hsing Erh, what is it?

Look here! There's blood!

It's poisoned!

Look for some more trails

Over there!

Hey young master, there's a cave over here!

Alright, come with me!

Master, I don't want to! I'm scared!

Don't worry so much, get a torch

Yes!

I'm scared master

Follow the trail

Hisng Erh

Bring my medicine case, hurry up!

Master

We saved her just in time

Light a fire quickly

I'm tired

Watch her while I take a rest

Yes

Master!

What is it?

Master, I dozed off

and when I woke up, she was gone!

How is that possible? She's too weak!

Who are you? Keep your hands to yourself.

Master, we better get out of here!

Are you human or a ghost?

You're the ghost!

You look well mannered.

But you don't act well mannered.

It hurts!

You dressed my wound

Are you the invisible girl everyone is looking for?

My name is Yin Chu, I know who you are

You're a physician

You got stabbed with a lot of poison.

I brewed some medicine for you

It contains some very special ingredients

They are able to counter the poison you got stabbed with.

Hsing Erh! Hsing Erh!

Bring the medicine!

I... I don't care, she's a ghost!

Hsing Erh

It's alright, she's only human after all.

Come on!

He's scared of me, fraidy cat!

Come on now

Drink this medicine

I don't want to, it's bitter.

But you must drink it.

You need it to get better.

It tastes awful!

Now get some sleep!

Call Hshin Erh if you need anything

I'm going to gather some herbs.

It's cold outside.

Your wound hasn't healed yet

We'd better return to the cave

I recovered long ago

Tell me, does it hurt again?

I'll ask Hsing Erh to stay with you

I'm going to go get you more herbs

Master, you're back

Where's Yin Chu?

She's still asleep.

Ching?

Ching!

What is it?

I'm over here

What is it?

I want to look at you

Have a seat

Yin Chu, are you better?

Yes, thanks to your expert treatments

What are you thinking about?

Well, how can you become invisible

Are you angry with me?

It's not that, I just don't like to talk about it.

Alright, I won't mention it again.

You're wonderful you know!

Look at my sleeves

Hsing Erh gave me these clothes.

These old clothes!

You shouldn't wear them

I have nothing else to wear

Take me to ChaoYang Tomorrow.

Alright?

Not yet

You need to rest for a few more days

then we can go, OK

Alright, that works

What are you doing here?

I came to see uncle

I have no nephew, piss off!

Dad!

Uncle!

Beat it!

Master SzuTu, Young Master!

The chief has summoned you!

Master Ching, Master Ching come on in!

Take the medicine to Uncle Sun Tzu

I don't want to go!

Where are you going?

To see the old man at Tu Tai Hu!

Hey!

Miss, is there anything else?

No thanks!

Look! Master Ching is back!

Hsing Erh, take this case to my room.

Brother Ching is back!

Lu Ti!

Shao Hua! It's been a month!

Father has missed you!

The young master saved a girl!

We were in the middle of nowhere!

Hisng Erh

That's too much!

It's my fault! My fault!

Please.

Father, Ching is a terrific swordsman

The Four terrors saw him and ran!

Whoever heard that you knew martial arts?

But uncle, I don't really

Dad just taught me a few tricks.

But I have concentrated my studies on medicine.

I only know some of the theory.

Shao Hua

Then the Four Terrors...?

It was only a ruse, really...

Actually, I would have lost a real fight.

You can't take such risks in the future.

Yes, you are right Uncle.

You must be tired, you go get some rest.

Alright, that sounds good. Good night!

Good night master, madam!

Master! Master!

Master Szu Tu, come help!

Stay back!

Come any closer and I kill the fake swordsman!

You want him?

You tell the invisible girl

come down to the Southern fort!

What is it, isn't Yin Chu dead?

Yes, but she would be so much fun

as she is invincible.

You're shameless!

Put on your clothes!

How did you defeat him?

It was easy!

One move!

I'm not bragging

But aside from the chief

Who can be my match?

Take him away!

- Yes! - Move it!

Father, I think...

What is it?

I don't want to get married.

Hush! What's wrong with my daughter?

It's terrible! Terrible!

What's terrible about it?

There's a headless girl running around!

Let's go around and see!

Release Hsiu Feng right now!

Or I'll skin you alive!

You'll never get me you old fart!

Hey "boss", your daughter loves Wang Yu?

Why not come and see!

You're tired of living!

Don't get all worked up

I'm not ready to die just yet

Yin Chu? Is it really Wang Yu?

You don't believe me?

Come and look for yourself!

How dare you try and fool me!?

How could I fool you sir?

You knew of our affair long ago

Nonesense! I'll kill you, you disgrace!

Wang Yu, talk!

You wanted us three to help you

You never asked us about Hsiu Feng

Now you want to use her as bait

So you could take over Ku Yuan Fortress

Now you don't need me...

Damn you!

Back off!

It's not me who's backing out now

I'll kill you! You little backstabber!

Dog eat dog, how entertaining!

Take this while you're at it!

You slut, I kill you too!

This is outrageous!

I want to die

Let it be by your sword

Kill me!

Kill me, you heartless monster!

Do it, kill me!

Do it, just finish me off, you beast!

Fucking slut!

So you were just using me!

Hsiu Feng! Hsiu Feng!

Tu Tau Hai, what now!?

You die!

Your daughter did a shameful thing

now you want to silence me

Even if my daughter liked Wang Yu, it is not a capital crime!

I'll kill you!

Old man, don't forget about me!

What?

You go up first!

I'm going after the old ones

Where are the two old cripples?

They aren't here now

Or they would have finished you off by now!

Tu Ta Hai, where is Ching Shao Hu?

I don't know!

Talk or die!

Alright! He's in the main cellar

I'm going to find him!

Let me.

No!

Yin Chu, can you tell me now,

how you became invisible?

Why do you keep asking me?

With my knowledge of medicine

I may be able to figure out how to do it

Really?

Grandma spent over 30 years trying

And she finally came up with the mixture

And then she perfected it

Yin Chu, bring me Hsiao San!

I've succeded!

At long last, success!

Yin Chu, give me the pot

Hsiao San

I've done it! I've done it!

I've finally done it

Granny? What's wrong?

It's alright.

Yes

Granny, are you alright?

Yin Chu, drink the brew

Come on, it's getting cold!

Come, come!

Drink it!

I've succeeded! I've really done it this time!!

Granny!

Granny!

There was too little antidote left.

What will I do?

I can only appear by night!

I'm cursed to be a ghost by day!

So now I am invisible by day

I'm sick of it!

Nothing is impossible

We can figure this out.

I'll study all the formulas

To find an antidote for you.

Really? You will?

It won't be easy.

Don't worry now.

It's late, time to get some rest.

The sky is red today.

It's morning

It's a beautiful sight!

You're even more beautiful

Ching, you...

Master, master!

Hsing Erh, what is it?

They said that Silver Maid saved you

So I thought you might be back here now.

Hsing Erh, you are a smart boy!

Master Szu Tu and the others are looking for you as well

What is it?

Master, the Kui Yuen fort people are planning to strike back

What! God Damn it!

We need your help again

to defeat the invisible girl

I can handle the Kuei Yun fortress

What do you think?

Right, this time

we will finish her once and for all!

Come on men!

Yin Chu!

So we meet again!

That's fine, we'll dispose of them first

Ching is alone in the cave..

He may be...

They'll never find them

The two ancients went there to take care of you

You can die there as well

Get ready to die!

Ching, hurry, run!

You've lived long enough, little girl!

Ching, are you alright?

I'm fine

Yin Chu, you should go first.

Ching, I understand.

Here, you can use this better than me.

Let me handle this!

Yin Chu!?

Yin Chu!

What else have you got, you old fart?

Nice try!

Use your grandmothers secret technique!

If you are finished talking

I will send you to hell with your granny!

Yin Chu, are you hurt?

Look at Chen and Wei Pei, they are a fine couple!

To the bridal chamber!

Thanks!

Congrats!

Bottoms up!

It's daybreak already

I must go now

Nonsense, the parties just starting!

Old Man

I have found the antidote and I am having Yin Chu go out, and gather the herbs

Yin Chu!

Here I am!

Yin Chu

Don't be so mischevious!

Yin Chu, the headress!

Come on, let's go now!