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This is ridiculous.
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Do you have any idea what
time we'll get out of here?
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Nobody likes to work
late, least of all me.
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Do you have plans tonight?
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No, I don't.
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Remember when you told us not to
make plans, 'cause we were working?
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Yes, I remember.
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Hmm.
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This is BS. This is BS.
Why are we here?
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I am gonna call corporate.
Enough is enough. I'm...
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God, I'm so mad! This is
Michael Scott, Scranton.
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Well, we don't want to work.
No, we don't!
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It's not fair to these people!
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These people are my friends,
and I care about them!
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We're not gonna do it!
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Everybody, I just got off
the horn with corporate,
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and basically I told them where they could
stick their little overtime assignment.
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Go enjoy your Friday.
Thank you, Michael.
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All right.
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All right. Happy Friday.
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Well, I think we dodged a bullet, there.
I think you did.
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I think we should celebrate.
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How about you, Pam, mi casa.
A little dinner, dancing, drinks?
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Oh, I... You said you
didn't have plans.
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That's what you said.
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Michael has asked Pam and me
to dinner at least nine times.
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And every time, we've been
able to get out of it.
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But I've got to give him credit.
He got me.
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Because I'm starting to suspect
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that there was no
assignment from corporate.
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Michael, what time
should I be arriving?
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Dwight, it's couples only.
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And besides, I only have six wine glasses.
So it will be me and Jan, and Pam and Jim.
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And Angela and Andy.
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Hey, oh!
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Does it bother me that I wasn't
invited to Michael's dinner party?
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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How are you? Come on in.
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Good to see you. Chilly, huh?
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I'm so glad we finally...
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Finally got to do
this with you guys.
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This is great.
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You want to take
their coats, babe?
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Yes, I would. Okay.
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All right. So, what
have you been doing?
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Let's see, since I saw
you an hour ago? Yeah!
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I have been getting ready,
and then driving over here.
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Well, we've been doing
pretty much the same thing.
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Really? Except driving.
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We got you this.
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Pam!
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Thank you. That's so nice.
Thanks.
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This will be great to cook with.
Really.
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Well, have a seat,
or come on in, or...
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I don't know, make yourself to home.
This is our casa.
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- It's really nice.
- It's great.
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So, what do you guys think?
Should we do the tour first,
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should we have appetizers first?
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Tour. Let's do the tour first.
Okay.
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You have a preference, babe?
Upstairs first?
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Totally your call, babe. All
right, well, let's go, then.
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All right. I say upstairs.
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You guys doing a
little construction?
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Oh, just redoing the
sliding glass door.
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Yeah, so sorry about this God-awful carpet.
We are still a work in progress, here.
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This is my office.
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Yup. Never been used.
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Not super-exciting. No.
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- And this is my work space.
- This is it.
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Check that out. You smell that?
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Uh-huh.
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As you can smell, there's a lot of
different odors going on in here.
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So you have an office
and a work space.
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I do, you know. I just...
I cannot create in the same space
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that I conduct business. I'm sure that
you're the same with your doodles.
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Smell.
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It's fire. Bonfire.
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Bond! Men love this one.
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James Bond-fire! "I am Bond-fire...
James Bond-fire."
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Michael Scott!
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When I get frustrated,
or irritated or...
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Angry, I come up here and I
just smell all my candles!
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And it just... Poof! Goes away.
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Just like that. Just like that.
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So this is the master bedroom.
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And these walls, they used to
be, like, white, like an asylum.
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So I wanted it to be softer, so I
had it painted an eggshell white.
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Guess what? White and eggshell
white are exactly the same color.
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Babe... Exactly.
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I thought you said that you
were gonna tidy things up.
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Well, I...
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Shame on you.
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What a cute bench.
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Thanks. That's my bed.
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Jan has some space issues,
so I curl up on that puppy.
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Really? 'Cause... It seems
pretty narrow and short.
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It's actually a lot bigger than it seems.
Look at this!
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See? He fits perfectly.
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I finally
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broke down and bought myself
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a plasma TV.
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Check it out. I actually
hung this on the wall myself.
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That's good. I want
to show you something.
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A lot of people in the
room, you need more space...
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Voilà. Right into the wall.
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Wow!
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Sometimes, I will just
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stand here and watch television
for hours. I love it.
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I love this TV. And I
also built this table.
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What is that, chestnut?
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No, I think that is either
pine or Nordic cherry.
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It's pine. Yeah.
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Michael, I'm just terrible at all
this stuff, so that's really cool.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, he tried to set up my TiVo for me,
but then I didn't have audio for a week.
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If you ever need any help,
I'm just a phone call away.
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I bet you are.
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Well, I saw...
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Oh, your Dundies.
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I'm surprised they're not out on the
coffee table for everybody to see.
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Well, it was between the neon
beer sign and the Dundies.
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So I said, "Honey,
keep the trophies."
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Oh, honey, I have the best trophy
right here. Aside from my Dundies.
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Oh, excuse us for just a second.
I'll get it.
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So glad we were finally
able to do this.
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So glad we... No. No.
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Okay. Tuna!
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What's up, Tuna? We gonna
have some tuna for dinner?
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I bet you're sick of tuna, right?
You probably have tuna every night.
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All right. Tuna.
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These are for you.
Oh, how thoughtful.
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Very nice. Except
for one flower,
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which is for my flower.
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Aw.
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What am I supposed
to do with this?
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Well, how about we do the short
tour, and then I'll start dinner?
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Oh, I can help starting
dinner, if you need it.
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Oh no, no, no, it's just the Osso Buco,
needs to braise for about three hours.
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Everything else is done.
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Three hours from now, or three
hours from earlier, like 4:00?
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You know, Pam, in Spain, they often
don't even start eating until midnight.
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When in Rome.
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You have a preference?
Upstairs first?
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Whatever you say, babe.
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Follow me.
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All right.
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How about a toast? Shall I?
Here's to good friends.
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Cheers. Cheers.
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Mmm.
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A sort of an oaky afterbirth.
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What was that?
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Music? Should we
turn some music on?
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That sounds good.
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Do you guys remember my
old assistant, Hunter?
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He is an excellent songwriter. Wait
until you hear this. Okay, here we go.
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You know what? Hunter
was a terrible assistant.
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That is why Ryan fired him.
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Well, I think he's probably
just about as reliable as Pam,
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being that it usually takes you
an afternoon to get back to me.
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Sometimes I think she
holds on to faxes.
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I don't care what they say about me.
I just want to eat.
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Which I realize is
a lot to ask for
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at a dinner party.
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Cow. No, it's a
hump, there's a hump.
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Joe Camel! Joe Camel! Yes!
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Okay, yes. First
name of that animal,
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and the second name is the state
where Helena is the capital.
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Montana. Joe Montana?
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Yes! Yes!
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Time's up! All
right, two pieces!
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Why didn't you just
say 49ers quarterback?
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All right, my... my... my... my turn!
My... my... my... my turn!
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My... my... my... my turn!
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- Babe, can you just, like, really...
- What?
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You're just, like, really...
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What? What?
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Could you just simmer down?
Seriously.
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- I'm just making people laugh.
- No.
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Yes, I was watching Jim's face.
I was watching Jim.
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And he was laughing.
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No smile.
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Look at him. He's laughing.
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Michael and Jan seem to be
playing their own separate game.
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And it's called, "Let's see how
uncomfortable we can make our guests."
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And they're both winning. So I
am going to make a run for it.
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You'll never guess. I just got
a message from my landlord.
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Apparently, my
apartment flooded.
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- Something with the sprinkler.
- Oh, no!
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Pam, we should probably get
going and see the damage.
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Oh! Okay.
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Well, you don't need
two of you to do that.
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That's true...
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Dinner sounded delicious.
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Pam, I'll see you at home.
Thank you so much.
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Oh, Jim, I don't think you're going to
abandon this party here, all by itself.
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I don't know, because
everything I own is there.
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You can buy new stuff, but
you can't buy a new party.
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That's true. That is a great point.
Come on down here.
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Sit down on that couch
and be amongst friends,
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and we're not gonna think about all
your stuff being destroyed. All right?
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Michael, you're up.
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Here we go. This
is gonna be fun.
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- Ready...
- Go!
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All right. First name is Tom.
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No, no, no. No names. No names,
no rhyming, no sound-alikes.
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All right, okay. Okay.
You're getting into my head!
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First name is blank,
and he goes on a cruise.
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He goes on a Caribbean cruise.
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I don't know. Katie Holmes.
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No, but he's married to her!
Oh, Dawson's Creek.
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No, it has to be a real person, Jim.
Come on!
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No, no, I'm gonna pass.
I'm gonna pass.
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Okay!
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Rhymes with Parnold Sportsanegger.
No rhyming!
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Not really a rhyme.
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Another clue! Another clue!
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Okay, he's the
governor of California.
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He is the Terminator.
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Those aren't helpful.
Tom Cruise!
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No! Time!
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God! Does anybody
read the paper?
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Oh, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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I'm so, so sorry for
the temperature in here.
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The sliding glass
door shattered.
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So... It's okay.
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It's actually a
really cute story.
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Do you want to tell it,
babe, or should I tell it?
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I don't like that story, babe.
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Come on!
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It's a cute story... Michael ran
through the sliding glass door
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because he thought he
heard the ice cream truck.
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Stop. Stop it!
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I mean, I like ice cream, okay?
Sue me.
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Oh, no, don't.
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I shouldn't say that jokingly,
because she will sue me.
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She loves to sue.
She loves lawsuits.
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You know, honey, that door was extremely
clean, and it looked invisible.
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You are so right.
You are so right!
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Because before I lived here, the
glass was always covered in smudges.
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And I moved in and I cleaned it,
so I guess that makes me the devil.
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You are! She is! She is the devil!
I'm in hell!
243
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I'm burning. Help me!
244
00:12:18,319 --> 00:12:19,650
You shouldn't joke about that.
245
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:20,982
Is there more wine
in the kitchen?
246
00:12:21,055 --> 00:12:22,420
No, I will get it.
I will get it.
247
00:12:22,489 --> 00:12:24,320
What kind of hostess would I
be if I didn't get my wine?
248
00:12:24,391 --> 00:12:26,655
It's okay, I don't mind. No, no, no.
In fact, you know what?
249
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Girls' trip. Angela, come on.
Girls' trip.
250
00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,626
Oh, not even close.
251
00:12:34,702 --> 00:12:36,863
So, you keep a very tidy house.
252
00:12:36,937 --> 00:12:40,031
You should see our bathroom
after Michael takes a bath.
253
00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:43,510
But I don't have
to tell you, Pam.
254
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Oh, yeah...
255
00:12:45,412 --> 00:12:46,504
What?
256
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:50,277
Oh, don't tell me that he's really
changed since you guys dated.
257
00:12:50,351 --> 00:12:51,682
Oh, are you joking?
258
00:12:51,752 --> 00:12:55,882
No, Michael told me a little bit about
it, but I see the way you look at him.
259
00:12:55,956 --> 00:12:58,288
I have never, ever dated
260
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or wanted to do anything
resembling dating Michael, ever.
261
00:13:02,796 --> 00:13:07,062
Not ever, not now, not then,
not now, not ever, ever.
262
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,193
I've noticed how you look
at him at the office.
263
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Mmm-hmm.
264
00:13:13,908 --> 00:13:18,709
So, I spend most of my time right here.
Have a hand.
265
00:13:18,779 --> 00:13:21,247
So, Jim, I noticed you
checking out Jan's candles.
266
00:13:21,315 --> 00:13:23,306
Oh, no, she just put
it in front of my face.
267
00:13:23,384 --> 00:13:26,444
Yeah, did you know that candles
268
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are the number-one fastest-growing
product in the scent-aroma market?
269
00:13:30,491 --> 00:13:34,552
$2 billion a year industry.
And for only $10,000,
270
00:13:34,628 --> 00:13:38,428
you could become a co-owner
of "Serenity by Jan."
271
00:13:38,499 --> 00:13:41,161
What do you think about that?
Thought about it. I'm in.
272
00:13:41,235 --> 00:13:45,535
I'm sorry, are you really trying to
get us to invest in Jan's company?
273
00:13:46,307 --> 00:13:47,399
I'm sorry.
274
00:13:49,476 --> 00:13:50,636
What now?
275
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Coming.
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00:13:53,981 --> 00:13:55,414
Hello.
277
00:13:55,482 --> 00:13:56,915
What are you doing here?
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00:13:56,984 --> 00:14:00,579
We came here to eat dinner and to party.
This is a dinner party, right?
279
00:14:00,654 --> 00:14:02,315
Awesome! What is he doing here?
280
00:14:02,489 --> 00:14:03,786
Yes, what are you doing here?
281
00:14:03,857 --> 00:14:05,381
Dwight is my friend.
282
00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,257
We weren't invited?
283
00:14:08,329 --> 00:14:13,130
You said that I could not invite Dwight
because he was not part of a couple,
284
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,135
and because we didn't
have enough wine glasses.
285
00:14:16,236 --> 00:14:19,399
Dwight brought
glasses and a person.
286
00:14:19,473 --> 00:14:21,134
Fine. Whatever you want.
287
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,766
Just like always.
Whatever you want.
288
00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:25,368
Whatever I want? It's
never whatever I want.
289
00:14:25,946 --> 00:14:28,608
It's fine, Michael. When
I wanted to see Stomp
290
00:14:28,682 --> 00:14:29,774
and you wanted to see Wicked,
291
00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:31,613
what did we see?
We saw Wicked...
292
00:14:31,719 --> 00:14:34,552
When I said that I
wanted to have kids,
293
00:14:34,621 --> 00:14:38,284
and you said that you wanted me to
have a vasectomy, what did I do?
294
00:14:38,359 --> 00:14:40,827
And then, when you said that
you might want to have kids,
295
00:14:40,894 --> 00:14:43,829
and I wasn't so sure, who
had the vasectomy reversed?
296
00:14:43,897 --> 00:14:45,888
And then when you said you
definitely didn't want to have kids?
297
00:14:45,966 --> 00:14:47,297
Who had it reversed back?
298
00:14:47,368 --> 00:14:49,495
Snip, snap! Snip, snap!
Snip, snap!
299
00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:50,764
I did! Okay...
300
00:14:50,838 --> 00:14:56,037
You have no idea the physical toll that
three vasectomies have on a person!
301
00:14:57,411 --> 00:14:59,311
And I bought this condo
302
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:00,813
to fill with children.
303
00:15:00,881 --> 00:15:02,246
I am so sorry
304
00:15:02,316 --> 00:15:05,513
that I don't want to bring kids
into this screwed-up world.
305
00:15:05,586 --> 00:15:07,019
Okay? But look...
I'm sorry, too.
306
00:15:07,087 --> 00:15:11,387
If you want to have kids, then
fine, you win. Let's have a kid!
307
00:15:14,061 --> 00:15:16,689
Do you mean it? You
want to have a kid?
308
00:15:18,298 --> 00:15:19,629
I hate my life.
309
00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,763
So, can we come in?
310
00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:31,470
Mmm.
311
00:15:31,812 --> 00:15:33,780
Great turkey leg.
312
00:15:35,149 --> 00:15:37,777
Okay, I'm just gonna
check on dinner.
313
00:15:41,255 --> 00:15:43,382
Angela, would you like
some of my beet salad?
314
00:15:43,457 --> 00:15:44,924
I hate beet salad.
315
00:15:44,992 --> 00:15:46,516
It's actually really good.
316
00:15:46,593 --> 00:15:48,458
Hey, hey, hey.
317
00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:51,555
I know you love beet salad.
I've seen you eat it many times.
318
00:15:51,632 --> 00:15:56,865
The thought of popping one of your beets
into my mouth makes me want to vomit.
319
00:15:56,937 --> 00:15:57,926
Pam...
320
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,707
I hope she didn't do
anything to the food.
321
00:16:03,577 --> 00:16:04,703
Like what?
322
00:16:04,778 --> 00:16:06,746
I can't prove it,
323
00:16:06,814 --> 00:16:09,783
but I think she might
be trying to poison me.
324
00:16:14,888 --> 00:16:16,048
Hey, looks great, babe.
325
00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:17,317
Yeah, it really does.
326
00:16:17,391 --> 00:16:20,656
I know Jan didn't poison the food.
I know that.
327
00:16:20,727 --> 00:16:23,958
But if she was going to poison
the food of someone at that table,
328
00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:27,228
wouldn't it be me?
Michael's former lover.
329
00:16:34,942 --> 00:16:37,570
Can you not do that?
It's disgusting.
330
00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:42,214
You know I have soft teeth.
How could you say that?
331
00:16:42,382 --> 00:16:43,508
Oops.
332
00:16:46,086 --> 00:16:48,020
Excuse me for a second.
333
00:16:52,726 --> 00:16:56,355
So, how do you guys
know each other?
334
00:16:57,831 --> 00:16:59,321
I was his babysitter.
335
00:16:59,399 --> 00:17:02,163
And now you guys are dating?
336
00:17:02,236 --> 00:17:05,171
Purely carnal, that's
all you need to know.
337
00:17:05,239 --> 00:17:08,299
Would you write down your e-mail?
Because I have, just,
338
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,434
so many questions. E-mail?
339
00:17:12,479 --> 00:17:13,776
Never mind. Okay.
340
00:17:15,349 --> 00:17:18,284
All right. There we go.
341
00:17:26,593 --> 00:17:27,582
There.
342
00:17:31,265 --> 00:17:32,254
Okay.
343
00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:34,766
That's nice. MICHAEL:
Everybody enjoying their meal?
344
00:17:37,271 --> 00:17:38,568
- Hey, babe.
- Yeah.
345
00:17:38,639 --> 00:17:41,005
How about we take the beer sign
down until our guests leave,
346
00:17:41,074 --> 00:17:42,132
and then we can discuss it?
347
00:17:42,209 --> 00:17:46,839
No, no. I'm gonna leave it up. I
think it ties the whole room together.
348
00:17:48,115 --> 00:17:49,241
Okay.
349
00:17:55,289 --> 00:17:58,281
Jan thinks Hunter's
very talented.
350
00:17:58,358 --> 00:18:01,418
You know what? I don't
think he's that good.
351
00:18:01,495 --> 00:18:03,122
At least he's an artist.
352
00:18:03,197 --> 00:18:05,427
BFD, I'm a screenwriter.
353
00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:08,660
And I'm a candle maker, but you
don't hear me bragging about it!
354
00:18:08,802 --> 00:18:13,569
No, all you do is you get me to
try to work on my rich friends.
355
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,733
For an investment opportunity!
356
00:18:15,809 --> 00:18:18,334
Man, I would love to
burn your candles!
357
00:18:18,412 --> 00:18:19,970
You burn it, you buy it!
358
00:18:20,047 --> 00:18:22,675
Oh, good, I'll be
your first customer!
359
00:18:22,749 --> 00:18:24,580
You're hardly my first.
360
00:18:24,651 --> 00:18:26,118
That's what she said!
361
00:18:37,698 --> 00:18:41,691
That is a $200 plasma screen
TV that you just killed!
362
00:18:41,768 --> 00:18:44,134
Good luck paying me back
363
00:18:44,204 --> 00:18:48,072
on your zero-dollars-a-year
salary plus benefits, babe!
364
00:18:55,082 --> 00:18:56,242
I'm gonna get going.
365
00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:57,510
Fine, get out of here.
366
00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:58,915
It's getting late. We should...
367
00:18:58,986 --> 00:19:02,649
You know what, you guys? She'll
be out of the bathroom soon.
368
00:19:02,723 --> 00:19:03,747
Of course.
369
00:19:03,824 --> 00:19:06,418
Get out of my way.
I'll take care of this.
370
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:08,461
Okay, what seems to be
the problem, Officers?
371
00:19:08,528 --> 00:19:10,928
Not now, Dwight. We got a
call about a disturbance.
372
00:19:10,998 --> 00:19:13,762
No. Nope. Nothing
disturbing here.
373
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:16,564
Just a couple of friends
having an awesome dinner party.
374
00:19:16,703 --> 00:19:18,261
Your neighbors say they
heard some shouting.
375
00:19:18,338 --> 00:19:20,704
Yes, there was screaming, but...
376
00:19:22,075 --> 00:19:26,307
My girlfriend threw a
Dundie at my TV, plasma.
377
00:19:27,214 --> 00:19:28,306
You want to press charges?
378
00:19:28,382 --> 00:19:29,849
Would she get into trouble?
379
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,383
Yeah, she'd be charged.
380
00:19:32,352 --> 00:19:35,344
I will take the fall. I did it.
381
00:19:35,422 --> 00:19:39,552
You know, you don't have to press charges.
You could just try to be more quiet.
382
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,685
Michael! Yes.
383
00:19:41,762 --> 00:19:43,525
Wait, what are you doing to him?
384
00:19:43,597 --> 00:19:45,588
Sir, do you have any other
place you could stay?
385
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:48,499
Maybe with one of
your friends, here?
386
00:19:49,803 --> 00:19:51,566
Michael can come home with me.
387
00:19:53,373 --> 00:19:54,397
Jim, Pam?
388
00:19:54,474 --> 00:19:56,032
Oh, my apartment's on fire.
389
00:19:56,109 --> 00:19:57,303
Flooded. Flooded.
390
00:19:57,377 --> 00:19:58,366
You people!
391
00:19:58,445 --> 00:20:00,174
Come on, you're sleeping with me.
No.
392
00:20:00,247 --> 00:20:02,078
I'm gonna take you home, Michael.
No.
393
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,479
All right.
394
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:06,814
Bye, babe!
395
00:20:06,953 --> 00:20:09,615
This is the best burger
I've ever had, babe.
396
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:14,753
Babe, I should have told you, but...
I did something bad.
397
00:20:18,498 --> 00:20:21,092
I stole this. For you, babe.
398
00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:39,579
One night
399
00:20:39,653 --> 00:20:41,086
I love that.
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