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Original subtitles

[Music]

Can I help you?

Can I even blow you off last night?

Okay.

Wait.

I took two nike one past out.

I can wake up until after midnight.

I swear.

I put on normal clothes for you.

I'm sorry.

But I got you.

I think it's cheese.

I assume you might need it after the very aggressive and slurred.

Hey, must you left me?

Don't make any jokes.

Right.

Sorry.

Can I come in?

Cheese.

You're glowing today, but you are.

You're beautiful.

You're queen.

I'm serious, please.

If you do that again, you better ingest every night will pill you own.

Done.

I'm serious.

I can't fucking promise.

Okay, then why have that smile off your face?

I'm sure I'm trying, but it's not fucking enter or...

[Music]

Erino.

Thank you.

Scratch my back.

[Music]

What is?

Harder.

Down?

Mm-hmm.

It's all the left a little.

Yeah.

Do that one thing that I like.

Mm-hmm.

That's not what I like.

That's one thing.

No.

I'm out of here.

Nope.

Nathan.

Stop.

Ouch!

Ow.

[Laughs]

No.

What?

Stop.

Keep going.

[Laughs]

Mm-hmm.

You so bad, good boy.

You gonna do everything I tell you to do?

Yeah.

Okay, keep fucking me then.

Oh.

Party, you little bitch.

Oh, it's fucking pussy.

Oh, I'm just fucking loose.

Don't comment.

Hold it in.

I'm so close.

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Laughs]

[Sighs]

Oh.

[Sighs]

Oh, my.

Oh.

[Sighs]

Oh, man.

[Sighs]

Um.

Yeah.

Can I get a white chocolate mocha?

Mm-hmm.

Decaf.

Oh, and with skimmed, not regular milk.

Size?

Um.

Medium.

Oh, in a large.

Actually.

Can I get a medium in a large cup with extra whipped cream?

Yeah.

Sure.

Anything else?

Oh, yeah.

Can I give one of those low cow bagels?

Oh.

The freshest one?

No.

Not that one.

Um.

The one in the back.

Hey, man.

Do you want to do your job?

I'm trying to get an education.

I'd like for myself.

You're reading manga.

Yeah.

Is that turn you on?

A cultured man reading Japanese literature?

Probably.

But China has literally never been so dry.

I'm into those.

It's fine.

Stage.

A word.

High.

Stage, it's all about keeping the order sort of the cup facing out.

Expedited service.

And it's smooth.

Slick.

After all, we are a well oiled machine.

Got it.

Good, good, good.

Also, I am.

We need to discuss your upsell tactics.

You know, this was brilliant.

Small and street orifice.

A lot of children have that for this company.

Here.

Take it.

That's yours.

Take it.

Goodbye.

Enjoy.

Think about it like carpeting it.

Seize the opportunity.

Make them want what they don't have.

We're a model store.

Are there locations?

Look up to us.

It's like we are delivering the opiate of the mess.

It's a domino.

Actually.

Okay.

Oh.

Is that it?

Yeah, that's all back to the right.

All right, people, let's keep it moving.

All right.

Hey, sage.

Come here.

Come on.

I just, I don't want you to forget to wipe down the tables.

So.

Since we're here.

I hope you choke on your velvet and down your seat.

I'm flirting with me in the workplace.

This is a sacred environment.

Fine.

I'll go out with you.

Come back.

Please come back.

No.

I really can't tell if I'm turned on.

Or if I want to like gouge out his eyes and force

feet in his own test.

Oh, that I can get on board with.

How many times is he gonna upset you before you realize you just got to move on?

I suck at this game.

You got to get more hand jobs.

Exercise that risk.

Nobody likes hand jobs.

Whoa.

Seventh graders like hand jobs.

That's true.

Ew.

You could masturbate.

I hate masturbating.

Did you say?

My arm gets tired.

Better start flicking that clip.

Ew, stop.

You really need to get more comfortable with your sexuality.

There's nothing to do with my sexuality.

I just don't like that word.

What?

Yes.

It really might be your sexuality.

Thank you.

I love sex.

Come penis.

vagina.

Ariola.

Tip of the dick.

I don't fucking know.

I just don't like that specific word.

Oh, shit.

Hey.

Sorry, Casey.

You lose.

So you can swallow J's, but you can't take down two ounces of tequila.

No, it's swallow.

What do you do, you doing, Ben?

You swallow.

Duh.

Do you swallow?

It depends on the guy, but...

Yeah?

I mean the consistency.

It's like melted.

Brovers.

Why you got a deep throat and just let it shoot back.

It also sounds like he might be eating something that he should not be eating.

I don't know.

I think I'm just out of textured person or something.

You can't complain about come until you've had Jason Michaels blow his wad all over you.

I forgot about Jason.

Who's Jason?

Junked his.

A piece of J's literally flew out of his dick onto my hand.

Like the palatable glue that you get in magazine perfume samples.

That's...

Not as bad as Colgate just.

No.

Too much worth.

Okay.

This guy, when he came, it was literally like squeezing a tube of toothpaste.

J's just like fire rolled out of the tip of his dick.

Does that sound right too?

That is rich.

Gross adjectives.

I'm glad you guys do this, do I?

And now you have rubberches, so you know it's like a routine.

Worst league ever.

Whatever man.

Oh fuck.

What?

I need to start handling my own prints because I'm making like $2 through third party.

It's a total scam.

Mm.

All better.

Stop wearing low cut shirts to work.

You can rack up that tip manne.

Okay.

Yeah.

First of all, I don't have boobs.

You didn't notice.

Secondly, please do not bring up work.

I'll drink to them.

What?

I thought the publishing house was going well.

And I'm paying internships, not really helping with rent.

You're still interning?

I guess there hasn't been to move someone up with no college credentials and a late-in-life

GED.

I have a degree and I serve coffee for a living if that makes you feel better.

It does.

Thank you.

Yeah, but that's an art degree.

Wow.

Thank you for putting my failure into perspective.

Oh, okay.

I didn't mean it like that.

And just...

There's no like set career path.

Believe me, I would much rather have a career with the path as clear cut is selling insurance.

Okay.

It's a transitional job.

Any piece.

Wow.

Not that that money's actually enjoyed.

I love your dad, but he's draining you dry on me.

And how exactly are you paying for things?

Savings?

Hmm.

I don't have a lot of time.

Conference is in 20 minutes.

That's plenty.

Sit down.

I think I'll get my pants.

I'm not good.

I'm good.

Look at me.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Keep drinking.

It tastes good, doesn't it?

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Stop.

Don't swallow.

Okay.

Slap me.

No.

Get me again.

Good.

Now, the war.

Spit it in my face.

Good.

Ah.

Mm.

Slap me.

I can go now.

♪ And I will return ♪

♪ I will be loud ♪

♪ Rest in ourself ♪

♪ ♪ You should hear yourself ♪

(aris hitting the back)

(somber music)

I think it's best to keep a positive perspective.

I know this feels like a low point, but perhaps this could be a renewed beginning.

If you'd like to come in twice a week, I'd do have an opening on Thursdays.

(somber music)

♪

(typing)

Yeah thanks Jeff.

The winner will get 20.

David Buster's dollars!

What?

- Yes.

- I have a question.

- What?

- Is that exchangeable?

- Exchangeable for real money.

- No, for sure.

- I don't go to there we go.

- No, no, shut up.

- Fuck it.

Anyone else?

- One's this meeting over?

- Pardon?

- Never mind.

- Do you even work here?

- Man, I'm sorry, we open at 5 a.m.

You have to stop doing this.

It's not funny, it's sage.

- Sorry.

It's not funny.

- You locked the doors next time.

- Sorry.

- Yeah thanks.

(clicking)

- Oh, loser.

- Okay, it's going easy now, yeah.

But I'm done doing it.

(clicking)

- You're the scarring yourself.

- All right, see this.

- Yeah, so let's talk about,

oh, let's talk about that.

(clicking)

- Whoa!

- Oh, that's a fast hand.

(clicking)

(laughing)

Come on in.

- Fuck!

(laughing)

- Man, I can't wait to see the fish

and make them new lose.

- Yeah, that's what that's right.

Here I got them fucking comedian.

- Thank you.

(clicking)

- No, no, wait, wait, wait.

- Stakes?

- Ooh, you got it, got it, got stakes.

- Name your price.

- I win.

You get a Sailor Moon tattoo on your ass.

- Mmm.

Yeah, no, I was thinking more in the realm of like,

I buy you dinner.

- You're ready to bot me dinner.

- Okay, use it as a frame of reference.

- Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

I win.

- You should have both eyebrows.

- No, but closer.

- Close, see?

- Sure.

- Yeah, you win, I get your pussy.

- It was a joke, I don't want any of your pussy.

I am so sorry, that was such a bad joke.

- Ooh, I win.

You've paint your nails hot pink.

- I'm not really sure how you made that leap,

but done.

- Tone isn't cool.

- Fine, but, fine.

You have to tell me something about yourself

that most people don't know.

You're a closed book, gotta get the story out somehow.

Although I don't know why you'd be worried

unless you think maybe there's some chance you might lose.

- Honey, fucking bastard.

You ready?

- Yes.

- Oh, my God, show angry.

- Oh, God.

- Yes!

- No, no, no, no!

- I told you I'd win.

- No, no, no.

- Oh, I can breathe.

- Oh, that is a real chol stuff.

- Okay, good.

Hold stuff, hold stuff, hold stuff, hold on, hold on.

Oh, that's good, that's perfect.

Oh, look, quick.

Oh, the face of defeat.

- He's rich.

- It is like that homeless man bent over

and released an inhuman amount of explosive diarrhea.

And then decided to just do like a 360 while he was at him.

- Wow, is that what you see at all of the leaves?

- Just you.

- Touched.

- Hey, do you think the ceiling fan in the back

is high enough for me to hang a niche from?

- I don't sense a bleak.

I've got those Dave investors bucks to look forward

to you can't forget that.

It's important to have for me.

- All right, I'm just gonna come out sick

because I know everyone else is thinking it.

- Your day.

- Have a wish.

- Her romantic life would be a lot less depressing

but it was a case.

- Well, we're on the street as you've given a blow job

so I'm sure if you enjoyed that

you will be pleasantly surprised by it.

- Okay, first of all, I was on the receiving end

of that blow job and that was a one-time experiment.

It doesn't make me gay.

It's not, you know.

- It definitely brings your level of straight

into question.

- Like you're so pure, Miss.

It's easier to go down on a girl

than it is to suck a dick.

- Yeah, it is.

It absolutely is and that was a three-sum situation

not one-on-one so totally different scenario.

- You know what?

Those certificates are going straight to grades can, by the way.

- Who, by pure chance being of Asian descent,

has a natural ability to just beat all of us

because she's Asian.

- Yeah, I don't think the ceiling family's just staying

your weight but you could try the exposed pipe

in a walk in the freezer just to thought.

- I love them.

- It can be worse.

It can be more.

- Never thought about that.

It's really dark.

It's also funny.

I'm telling you, you got this dark humor thing down.

You should really capitalize on it.

You can stand up.

In fact, there's this really cool open mic.

There's no--

- What can I do?

What can I do to change your mic?

- Not so dick.

- Yeah.

- I told you I was on the receiving end.

- Oh my god, I forgot, yeah, and also not get your

dick sucked by other dudes.

- See, now you're just setting me up for failure.

Why do you do that?

- Or who you are doing that all on your own, I guess.

- So, if I hadn't let Mark T. have his way with me,

then you'd let me date you.

- Honestly, I don't even care that you like dudes,

whatever, it's your general existence that repels me.

It's just a ghost.

- Wow, okay, you know what?

I don't even like you anymore.

Right there, I said it.

I've been over you for a while.

And you know what?

Mark team loves me for who I am.

So, fuck you.

- Where are you going?

- I'm going to hang myself from the freezer.

Unless you've missed me.

- Oh no, you go ahead and have fun.

Bye.

- Okay.

- I got something special for you.

- So what is it?

- Some red wine.

- So, it's a good cab.

- Tell me.

- Yeah, it's a vignon.

Something straight in your spouse wine.

- That's like six bucks.

- Four.

- Got on clearance.

- Well then, I hope it has mold and you go into anaphylactic shock.

- But that could very potentially lead to both of our guts.

- I welcome death.

- Cheers to our mass suicide.

- Okay.

- That's terrible.

- I am so sorry.

- That's all right.

- I don't think so.

I think it's a worst thing it's ever been inside my mouth.

There's been some weird shit in my mouth.

But that is bad.

- Okay.

You ready?

- What?

- Talk?

- No.

- No, you don't have any of this.

- Oh, we really do because if I had lost you

to make me paint my fingernails,

so you're gonna talk.

- Whatever, I'm gonna come up with,

it's gonna be lame and depressing.

So, I love lame and depressing.

That's why I asked you out.

- Thank you.

- Fine.

Okay.

I haven't talked with my parents in 10 years.

- Okay.

- That's it.

- You have any cheese that can go with this?

- You're not gonna get away with that.

- If I drink an empty stomach,

things tend to get a little slutty.

And I like you, so I wanna just stay a little classy.

- You said you like me.

- Should I go in there for a do that ever again?

- Maybe like, talk a little low.

- You can do that?

- Yes.

- Sam, a Lee.

- I can't really love her.

I wish that much, but Sam.

- Oh.

- Fantastic.

- Fine.

- What?

- If I get you cheese, will you please finish?

- Fuck, fuck, fuck, get the cheese.

(

- Who?

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

- Oh, okay, cheese.

- Knife crackers.

- Are you serious?

- I'm very serious.

- Blue cheese?

- What else do you want from me?

- Who hurt you as a child that you put up blue cheese?

- I like you.

- Aw.

- A little bit.

- No matter what you tell me, that's not gonna change.

That prompts.

(sighs)

- What?

- Um.

My dad.

He used to drink.

One night, you are watching TV in the living room.

I'm on a phone and asleep, putting in my little brother to bed.

My head was in my dad's lap.

He was stroking my hair.

And when I felt his hand go up my shirt.

First, I didn't know what to do.

Eventually, I snapped up, walked back to my room,

and I slept with the desk chair, pushed against the door knob.

And the next day, he pretended like nothing had ever happened.

So at first, I thought maybe he didn't remember,

or maybe I was remembering it wrong,

but every time we would be alone in a room together,

he would look at me like he remembered.

Sure enough, another night, I woke up and...

(sighs)

Well, anyways, I ended up telling my mom a couple months later,

she freaked out, and my dad said that he was hurt,

that I would say something like that,

that I would never hurt man a million years,

that I was his little girl.

I did my mom threw me out of the house,

and I haven't seen either them, or my little brother's in.

I'm so sorry.

Happens.

No, and chapter one, right?

I really hope that I didn't make you talk about something

that you didn't wanna talk about.

I kind of feel like a total asshole right now.

That's because you are an asshole.

I hope I didn't scare you off too much.

No, no, no, it's kissing. (laughs)

Not a hole. (laughs)

What? No. Oh, thank you. I hope you find.

(somber music)

I can make you something, you want eggs?

No, I don't want to touch it.

I'm already late.

I'm gonna make you real quick. No, there are eggs.

No.

I would just grab something in the room kitchen before you go.

I already did.

(gasps)

You should eat a little shit.

I know.

I'm ready to go.

I'm in the sea too.

I'm fine.

I'm in the summer too, friend.

I'm in too fresh.

Where you going?

Dude, are you even reading or just staring?

I'm staring.

I know.

(door closes)

Did you notice?

Yeah.

Shit.

Okay.

Um, was she pissed?

I mean it's hard to tell.

She asked for you where.

Right.

Look.

Leads.

My office.

She's in a good mood.

No, she's not.

Shut up.

(

Do you enjoy working for this company?

Absolutely, ma'am.

We want a team of people who take a serious interest

in building a future at this company.

Okay.

We haven't opening an adult fiction.

It's not a huge starting salary, but a definite page

jumped from zero plus benefits and room to advance.

We can draft up a contract starting Monday.

I can take that as a yes.

I am so proud of you.

Beautiful.

Free sure.

Oh, here we go.

Okay.

Baby, ready to check it out.

Another round of the ladies, please.

Let me go.

(mumbling)

We're celebrating.

So we need to be fancy.

And I'll give you one of the case in the balance.

I'll take good.

Nice.

(mumbling)

Apparently, just got a partial.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Adrienne.

Can I also get a shot of tequila?

Something to demonstrate?

Can you make that two shots of tequila, please?

(mumbling)

Really?

I'm not just having fun.

(mumbling)

You know what?

I'll get it on that spot.

I'm ordering off the press.

It's a serious thing.

All right.

- Are you a preference?

Well.

Wow.

I'm not getting some kind of a balance.

I'm taking the code.

So if you're a good guy, you're always a magnet.

I'm quite naked.

You're a well-trained.

Pass a finger.

(mumbling)

Thank you.

Enjoy.

Is your vagina always this magnet?

Good.

You're really good.

Just saying.

(mumbling)

Oh, gotta admire someone who can track a validity.

Seriously, I'm just having fun.

We heard it.

Aren't personally my fan of drum case.

(mumbling)

Oh, good.

Then you can be the one she gropes when she passes her lip?

Okay, that was one time.

It was more than once.

I'm just having fun.

I'm just having a major play with it.

Is that that?

(mumbling)

(laughing)

(mumbling)

Hyperbole.

(mumbling)

She...

Why is that so funny?

You have no idea.

You can go off.

No!

No.

You cannot leave.

Sierra tribe.

Yes, a.

For a tribe.

A hot list.

A name tribe.

Okay.

You can't leave that child abuse.

Sir, tell her she cannot leave because that is child abuse.

(whistling)

(laughing)

I think I'll leave it all for this picture.

(laughing)

(mumbling)

Look at these.

Grasp!

They're so perfect and shiny and soft.

You get up one to two nipples in your mouth at any given moment.

And oh, just be heaven.

What do you think?

Okay, you don't need to answer that.

Go ahead.

He's gonna answer.

Let the man be heard.

What a beat haven.

It would...

You said I have a question for you.

Yeah.

What kind of just do you have?

Does it taste like love?

Oh, okay.

(mumbling)

You're so major.

Something embarrassing.

Okay, hey, hey, hey.

You know what else is natural?

Yeah.

Bella Tona.

You got tea.

Okay, let's get rid of some of that.

(mumbling)

The human pew.

No, no, marsh milk.

(mumbling)

Okay, you can hear that.

Can you see?

You can have this bottle.

(mumbling)

Okay.

That's okay.

Okay.

Okay, you can.

Mmm, that's your baby.

(laughing)

Let's go somewhere out.

No, come back to sleep.

We're back to sleep.

Please, quick to put our breakfast for you.

My nippabat bah bah bah.

(mumbling)

(knocking)

(mumbling)

(knocking)

(mumbling)

What do you weigh?

(mumbling)

Mm-hmm.

(mumbling)

Mm, did you have fun?

(mumbling)

We should come over to my bed and blast something in my face.

I guess much fun, that sounds I can't today.

What's why?

(mumbling)

So?

So I have to wake up early.

(mumbling)

Please?

I really can't.

I'll swallow.

I'm going to climb off the surface.

(mellow music)

[music]

It's just a mock up, it's not the final thing.

Oh, okay, cool.

Yeah, I was looking for a nice way to tell you how shitty it is.

I'm kidding.

Okay, what do you think?

I think I should have trademarked that.

Does this mean that I actually inspired you?

Don't get cocky.

Ooh, don't say cock around me, that turns me on.

Okay, bye bye, you're done.

There was a compliment.

Don't touch that.

Okay, it won't.

[music]

Whoa.

I'm not asking if it's boring, I'm telling you that you said that looked fair, but it was very

foul.

Oh my god, you are so creepy.

I'm sorry.

Um, Skylar's the Morgan Morgan Skylar.

Oh my god, Morgan.

Nice, stoked, I'm new.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Ah, I'm gonna get a drink.

Okay, you need to stay.

I'm just gonna get a drink.

You know, I'm gonna be like right back.

You said I promise you to drink.

Yeah.

Oh, are you fucking kidding me?

I hate, oh, don't flip.

Don't flip me.

Okay, be nice.

Be nice.

Okay, yeah.

Some more fries.

I mean, we're gonna head out of here as soon as this happens over.

Oh, I love when you talk fat, man.

Mm, mmm.

Mm.

Oh my god, you're still meant to fresh.

I'm not still meant to fresh, you know what I'll do.

I'm not even sure if I'm going to say nothing.

Well, I'm just waiting to eat.

You have no idea.

No.

Reach into my pocket.

Okay.

Here you go.

Yeah.

Grab it.

Okay.

Get it.

That's it.

What do you do?

I did, you know.

Toms.

It's related to getting burnt so much.

It's not good.

Thank you.

Alright, mmm, Jordan.

Morgan, Morgan, Jer.

Oh my god.

Alright, we're gonna.

Good to finally meet you.

Alright.

I'm gonna.

Ah.

Oh.

Yeah.

So.

It's gonna be good.

Or remind me how long have you two been together?

Since February.

Wow.

That.

That's a long time.

I'm...

Jared and I go payback.

Hm.

All the way to the middle school.

No way.

The way.

Yeah.

It's surprising we still talk actually considering how much we hated the time.

Yeah.

That's very funny.

Oh, literally.

Yeah.

Well, I'll say steer face because you're sitting around in front of me.

But so anywhere a total day.

Well, we were then friendly.

He was.

He knows that.

I'm totally really like times different.

He's a changed man.

Just depends on the day.

And yet, here we are.

All these things.

Good.

Oh!

It's out.

This is fun.

What?

Are you mad at me?

I'm sorry I didn't come okay.

I was obviously being cold.

Okay.

Let me take you out to dinner tonight.

Stop bribing me with food.

Please.

Even if I wanted to, my head feel like it's peeling in half.

So, it's not much movement going on right now.

I'll take you.

I'll go around six.

I'll bring you whatever you want.

Just text me.

I love you.

Thank you.

Hello.

Sage.

Hey, it's Aubrey.

Can you work tonight?

I can't tonight.

Please, Sage.

If I get one more write up.

Laurel is going to fire me and I can't lose this job.

I just enrolled in acting class.

And my agent says I need to do a self tape and then my acting teacher is like, hey,

you should probably take a yoga class, you know, just like to loosen up and stuff because

I'm just really tense all the fucking time.

So, how am I going to afford yoga class?

Did you ask her as Kim already?

She quit.

What?

When?

It's coming once and a go.

She had an immense school or something.

Which is great.

I don't know.

I'm not sure what I'm going to do.

I don't know what it does and it exists.

I mean.

It's because we're like him.

This old race is that shit.

They look thick ass now.

You look like a fucking white mess.

Fuck your white mix.

What the hell are you looking at?

What you holding?

I'm hitting your head.

Turn around.

Fuck up.

That damn makes me call.

Look at me.

I'm going to eat some fucking call.

You're on my fucking list.

I'm going to eat some fucking call.

You're on my fucking list.

Great.

Thanks.

Thank you so much.

Sage.

I have my phone.

My wallet.

I cannot find my jacket.

I don't know how I jagged it.

Duty calls.

Thank you.

For everything.

For everything you're making me feel wanted and important.

Just being nice.

It's coming here.

I'm good.

I'm just very much in that group view.

Like both.

I'm in love with you.

I've never told anyone that before.

And I just thought you should know.

I really like love you too.

You don't have to say that.

I don't care if you do.

You don't.

Despite your indifference to my feelings.

I really do.

Even if you are a shining nor misnurtic.

You know that I don't just watch that much Harry Potter for anyone, right?

You like those movies.

You know I like those movies because I have to like those movies.

Whatever.

I watched the Bachelor for you.

You promised me that it's not something we will speak of.

Proms.

You want them.

I like them.

Thanks.

Okay, bye for real.

Okay.

[music]

[phone ringing]

Hey.

Um, it's almost 9 p.m.

I'm guessing you're not coming over with dinner anymore.

Look, I'm not even mad.

I just want to make sure you're okay.

So, go away back.

Bye.

[music]

[phone ringing]

Hey, congratulations on your first write-up.

It's my second.

Oh.

Well, if you want a vent about it, this is really cool.

Why do you ask when you know the answer already?

I thought maybe I caught you on an off day.

Nope.

I'm bad.

Shit, there's another homeless guy.

Shit.

Am I overreacting?

Not at all.

He couldn't text dinner called.

It's not even like he treats me bad per se.

It's just like, it feels...

I don't know.

Like he doesn't even care if I'm there, or if I'm not, it's just convenient.

I mean, human flesh-like.

He cares about you obviously.

I mean, you guys have been together since you were what?

14, 16.

Oh, no, no.

My point is, you cannot take someone like that seriously.

It's like, like he's a carnival ride, fun, but totally unreliable.

Great analogy.

I got stuck on zipper once.

It was incredibly traumatic.

I'm sorry.

I hate being that person that's always crying about a boyfriend.

It's embarrassing.

Makes me feel any better.

You're definitely the best customer we've had all day.

It's true.

Yeah.

Casey, I know you don't wear this, but the dude is a self-indulgent to move with a full

walk.

Oh, I don't know the guy, but that sense is a lot of red flags.

Kyle, I was talking to myself.

Okay, the faux-hopper was a phase.

I can't believe we're having this conversation.

Wait, well, maybe this is the push you need to move on.

Stop prolonging your own suffering.

You want some more tea?

Oh, I have a whiskey flask in the back, because I can make you a hot toddy or something.

Absolutely.

Are you sure you want to be drinking right now?

Please let me board without judgment.

And no, the best way to get over someone is to get under someone.

Consider this.

Org.

Do you want to go drink it my mouse?

Yes.

Okay.

We're leaving.

Can I go?

No.

Why not?

Because we're just staying here to clean.

Okay.

Later days.

I love you.

Fuck.

Hello.

Thank you for letting me eat low-expeets up and is wine.

It is a surprise anyway, so you won't know the difference.

You know you can put the shoe down.

It's not going to make the glue dry any faster.

It's my favorite pair.

You're fine.

That stuff can glue a baby to the back of a bus.

Okay.

That would never happen.

Never.

Yeah, because the lifetime moving network is known for its realism.

So, it's something I was just believing.

I don't want to fight at night.

It's just when I was starting to be a little bit better about myself.

Hey, you're not watching alone.

That's true feeling.

You know what?

So what?

We're not getting shit based on Friday night.

We're bonding.

We do.

I mean, there is nothing to be ashamed of.

Whatever happened to a real intellectual conversation.

We are watching a TV movie about a teenager trying to steal a fetus.

I don't think that qualifies as intellectual conversation.

So then, let's talk.

About what?

Anything.

Sub-boys.

Or work.

Thanks.

I have a question.

What?

What's your question?

Are you guys just vagina symmetrical?

Morgan.

The elaborate.

I just feel like the right side of mine is just a little bit longer.

Mine is like that on the left.

Like you have to tug it in.

Oh, you got it.

Don't think you.

Someone do you take.

Oh, my God.

What?

It's Nathan.

What do I do?

You ignore it.

That's what you do.

What do I do?

I do.

Casey, don't answer that.

Come on.

I'm going to go to the next one.

Who cares?

I don't care.

Who cares?

I do.

Casey, don't answer that.

Come on.

I don't care.

No.

Answer that. Come on just know just talk really loud like we're out and we're having a really fun time

And we're out of part. Here's something not just do it oh

Hello

Is that Morgan

Morgan

Yeah, it is

I'm in the bathroom now, sorry easy in there, but enough about my life. Where are you? We had plans?

Yeah, I know look I'm sorry, but

Max had to get scosie chance for the last minute and then my phone died so

Anyway, we're at this after party now and I finally found a charger so I can call you

You're at you're an after party right now

Yeah

I owe you

So do you right

It sounds like you're at the beach

You're like a time I know

Yeah, I am you know I am at an after party - actually

For ludicrous

I'm awake like you're at you got an after party

Mean that literally I let him in his rapper friends gang banging with their big huge cocks. Oh

Here here they come

Door oh

This bathroom it's so shiny

He's so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm at stuff

Rauches in my ears earlier in the semen is making it really hard to hear just a big fat wall of non-rubber

Rapperages all in my mouth. Oh my god. Chin-cutty. You're boss of some fucking saw

Okay, you know what?

Yeah, you're fine yeah, really articulate

Hi hi

Long night

Fairy

Thought you'd be in bed by now

Oh, yeah, I

Couldn't sleep

Casey wasn't feeling well. It's us with her onstage

Where are you?

Yeah, and

Left over pizza

There was more but the other pieces got mugged. Yeah, I'm not really hungry. Yeah

I got dinner with Jared

Yeah

Why didn't you tell me I didn't know how

Replanning not telling me

I was in bed

Okay

Imagine how I felt when my best friend told me that my girlfriend fucks for money

Fuck

past hands

Just had a curiosity when was the last guy?

I use it the week we met

Is it the day we met

Okay

Right I guess next topic are there there any kids that I should know about

Okay, well, that's good. No kids um

Do you run a drug cartel? I wanted to tell you god. What can you you lied to me? I did lie

Come on

You know, I really think that I

Need to be alone tonight. Look three in the morning. I know it's three in the morning, but I don't

Think it's a good idea that we be in the same room right now

Look, I just got more again. I'm just I need you to leave

Please

Please I'm asking you

How

um the pizza and the fridge it's your favorite

Anyway

Um pepperoni and all of on gluten-free crust even though gluten-free doesn't really cause to it as pizza

But you know, I got it anyways because you like it and I thought you want it's on a bit

Yeah

Can leave my key on the counter

Yeah

Hello

I'll leave it right here in next little pizza

You

[Music]

You honestly think you're not making this a much bigger deal than it is really?

[Music]

I come all the way out here to check on you and make sure you're okay.

The least you can do is come outside and talk to me babe.

Come on, just come outside and talk to me.

Please.

[Music]

Thank you.

Whoa, you're one of the fuck.

Number one, don't fucking call me dramatic.

I didn't mean to like that.

Two, don't call me two.

You put the fucking knife in!

I have a fucking hangover.

Just stop pounding on my door!

[Music]

I'm fucking calling you!

[Music]

Will you just stop and listen?

I don't know how to tell you to calm down without offending you.

Just chill out so we can talk.

Okay, and if you stab me, it won't count a self-defense.

So please.

Just talk to me.

I think we should break up.

What?

[Music]

You're back!

You're back.

I'm still cistern, but I feel very strongly in office nothing to me.

I'm not that bad.

Celebratory treatment.

It's best for a person.

Yeah, I'll be right back.

I'm going here.

I'm not so stay.

You want something?

No.

Yeah, no, I'm already left.

I'm not even here.

I'm going.

Okay.

[Music]

Don't know.

Don't we offer him two extensions?

This book needs to be ready to print before the end of the year.

If the proposal is on to my desk by the end of this week, he can take the material somewhere

else and stop wasting my time.

[Music]

Morgan.

Yes.

I don't have a lot of time don't sit.

Okay.

Finally got word back about that sample you had before, illustration.

Turns out the department is very interested.

Really?

That's all they expressed.

Interest.

Okay, nothing is set in stone.

They have a few ideas they want to go over.

Can you set up a meeting for next week?

Also, push my 5 p.m. to next Wednesday.

I need to leave the office early.

Yeah, absolutely.

Oh, why does my cappuccino taste like a mocha?

Um, the barista was new so maybe she made it wrong?

I don't get it.

One job.

Make coffee and somehow it's an impossible feat.

It truly amazes me.

What are you doing here?

I'm just living out the no-conum, seek my parents' made.

I'm here at work.

You answered it on self-explanatory.

Yeah, I was up until 5 working on some pieces.

I thought Aubrey was on the schedule.

Yeah, she was.

I got the honor of covering her.

Why does she work here?

She's never going to show up.

Well, she doesn't work here anymore.

She finally got herself fired.

No, she booked a series regular something on some shitty sitcom.

Yeah, I don't get it either.

I never thought she was that funny, but hey, that just goes to show the quality of American humor.

You okay?

Yep, fine.

That's clearly a lie.

You kidding?

I love one untalented people to have success.

It really reaffirms my life choices.

Check it out.

Yes, stop that alone.

Oh, sir.

Come on, let's go.

Hey, hey, hi, yeah, I'm talking to you.

First of all, you shouldn't even be using straws because our planet is dying.

Secondly, pick up your U-Shit-you fucking privilege in great.

What the hell are you doing?

Pick up your shit.

Stage.

The beans were actually handpicked by Korean anthons.

Well, those who have hands.

Excuse me, please.

Sage, hey, wait up.

Green tea latte.

I wanted to -- I don't know.

I don't know. Give you something to remember me, bye.

Thank you.

It's really going to suck, not working with you.

Yeah, well, I guess you're going to have to pass him else.

This is actually her ass now, huh?

No, I've had my eye on Jeff for a while. We're good.

Well, it's a good pick. He's scrawny, so we'll be able to pin him easy when he resists.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, bye, Sage.

I don't get grinders.

It's for people who will not think to talk about but want to fuck.

So why don't they just have sex?

Because we're living in a society where people can't do anything.

We like, hey, you want to fuck?

Yeah, okay, cool.

They actually play out again.

They're doing their own trips.

Here, and they're dead.

They'll see each other, so they feel like they find some effort.

This is local trust-making opportunity.

I don't know.

Perfect timing.

If you enjoy critical, you're going to want to check this out.

No.

It's good.

Oh, you're just there.

Okay, yes, they're here.

I'm right out.

Right?

I'm tired.

I want to make toast.

I early retirement, and I've had a whole suicide.

Because again, toast with water, it's got sex for seven years.

And we have because we've had such good sex.

I've been told now.

I'm not going to be afraid.

Okay, so you can stop being upset about the life-sucking coffee house because the illustration

department loved your book sample.

What?

Yes, they want to make a few next week.

There's a leak in.

Are you messing with me?

I'm not that cruel.

Okay.

Safety?

What?

I'm so proud of you.

Two talented.

We stuck one kind of register anyways.

Yeah.

And I know that some people want an anyway-based trip and accomplish in their life plan.

So I'm really glad you cost a lot of money.

It's a pretty self-fire.

Thank you.

I'm so glad you're here.

I love you too.

What's the problem?

Look what's the problem?

What's the problem?

You're too wrong with me.

You're not even too lazy.

And if you start making a noise, I can't find your own time.

I'm so glad you're here.

I'm not here.

I'm just waiting.

I'm not here.

I'm sorry.

Hi.

Hey.

Some bits filled my drink.

I'm so excited.

Hi.

I'm Morgan.

Sarah.

I love your dress.

Fair dancing.

Thank you.

Brown celebrating.

It's safe to be there to book do.

That's amazing.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

To book about, it's an art book.

I'll draw into more of a like, a dyed and bald pop, a witch eye.

I accidentally knew the copy table book.

I'm not very good at pitching it.

No.

It sounds cute.

Thanks.

Thank you.

So you're on a date then?

Uh, yeah.

This would be a date.

All right.

Well, there you go.

Okay.

Um, Sarah.

I'm going to pleasure to meet you.

And again, we love the dress.

Glad you're doing well.

Fantastic.

I'm so excited.

I feel any better here with more happiness.

I'm so excited.

I have to tell you like how bad or how bad you know you're good.

If you have a herpes and you have to tell them but not each people because they can't get it.

Can we please talk about that girl over bread now?

Super extra.

But she's a hug.

They're so shocked.

She's been with like a ton of old dudes.

I can't even.

I don't care how much money you pay me.

I fucking kill myself.

I don't know.

It's the end of the curtain.

What a song.

It's the end of the curtain.

I'm so excited.

Wow.

That's good.

What's this?

Um, hello.

That's much better than the clear and squelch it that we had on our first day.

Do you remember that, right?

Mm.

Fucking delicious.

Mm.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Did you not tell her that he used to go?

He used to go.

Yeah, I gathered.

Perceptive.

I love it.

Man, he is such a sweet guy.

We're in.

We should.

Yeah, definitely definitely.

Yeah, yeah.

I was just telling Sarah.

Sarah up here.

How lucky she is to be.

Such a gosh, a dog.

She's a big guy.

You know what I like most about him?

How much he values a total honesty.

I told him I loved it.

Um, we're gonna want to know.

No, don't.

You touched me.

This is a really great story.

After he said, I love you.

He found out that I fucked for money.

And he kicked me out of his house and killed him.

And he never returned single one of my old critics.

That is for it.

I want to double it for it.

I'm just going to double it.

Still as funny as the first time I've happened.

Look who is here.

I know that.

Look.

That is a little person finding out for the very first time.

Did you not tell her that he used to fuck across the tooth?

Did he not tell you that?

Got him that hand.

You're welcome.

I saved you one very awful conversation, friend.

So please stay safe.

Sarah.

So close.

Don't worry.

I'm sure maybe we should help.

I got checked constantly, especially after you stop using on this morning.

I can't believe you should.

I can't believe you got your understanding here.

Sarah.

I love the new eo.

Lowick.

I'm sorry.

But you got to make the call to see my friend.

More than you just believe to say--

I don't want to hear about what I should or should not have done.

I just needed to say that.

Why did you say all of that?

Can we not do this right now?

If I don't feel like brushing all of that under the rug like it was nothing?

Did you know about this?

You're my best fucking friend.

What were you saying?

You're not exactly the most open-minded person that I know.

This is why I don't cheer us with water.

Casey.

Who's mirroring?

Mowing.

Sage.

What?

Get up.

No.

The ground is disgusting.

Come on.

Whatever we probably already have heapsy from walking barefoot anyways, which doesn't matter.

I am way too tired for this bullshit right now.

Okay.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get to the ground.

Guys.

Oh, what?

I'm not supposed to just leave me in the middle of a sh*t.

Right.

Casey.

Casey, stop.

So I'm just going to call an absolut.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Casey, we got kicked out last week.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Come on.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

That's how I was going to know this unlocks, right?

Are you so far behind?

Oh, maybe there's a left hand.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm sorry.

That's okay.

There you go.

You know?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Yeah.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Come on.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Come on, physical.

Come on.

Stick with me on that.

I didn't do anything.

You're just a good man with her.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I didn't even--

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Come on.

Are you going to do the--

No.

We're going to be our first show.

No.

Please.

You have to.

I don't want to.

But you have to.