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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:08,474 Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"... 2 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:09,507 Alice. 3 00:00:09,508 --> 00:00:11,810 - She's just a friend. - Nobody looks at their friend like that. 4 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:13,679 Just tell me how you feel. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,813 What's our goal here? 6 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:15,981 Dig up dirt on Brett. 7 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:17,883 - What'd he do? - Your wife. 8 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:20,719 Someone stole the quilt, 9 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,087 but I will get that thing back. 10 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:23,989 How did we get here, Birdie? 11 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,734 We were so freaked out. 12 00:00:25,736 --> 00:00:28,926 Everything just got out of control so fast. 13 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,070 We got to get gas. 14 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:31,821 With a dead person in the trunk? 15 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:34,574 I've never heard of anyone getting killed 16 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,101 the way that you just described. 17 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:37,403 Show me. 18 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,356 Maybe I will take that light. 19 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:42,808 Every garden needs to be 20 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:45,244 left fallow for a season. 21 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,586 You let the soil rest 22 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:57,256 so it can come back stronger in the spring. 23 00:01:00,108 --> 00:01:01,768 It's the only way for the garden 24 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,263 to transition from death to new life. 25 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,700 Keith! 26 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:08,934 Oh, my God. 27 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:10,569 Check his pulse. 28 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,605 Uh, help me put pressure on the wounds. 29 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:14,807 Ugh! 30 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,809 Oh, there's so much blood. 31 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:17,843 Keith! 32 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:19,160 Keith, wake up! 33 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,013 I can't find a pulse. 34 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,580 Keith! Come on, move. 35 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:23,750 - There's no pulse. - Oh, my God! 36 00:01:23,752 --> 00:01:24,980 Just keep... keep putting pressure! 37 00:01:24,982 --> 00:01:26,218 I am, I am! 38 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:28,687 Keith, come on. Move something, just anything! 39 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:30,189 - Guys. - Oh, my God! 40 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,523 Oh, God. Oh, please, please... 41 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,425 - Guys. - Please, please, please. 42 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,627 Oh, please. Oh, God, please. Oh, no. 43 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:38,397 - Why don't you do CPR? - It's too late. 44 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,307 Or what about those, um... 45 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,700 the... the paddle thingies? 46 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:43,351 That doesn't put the blood back in people. 47 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:44,853 - No, no, no. - He's gone. 48 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,872 - No! - Oh, God. 49 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:48,073 Call 911. 50 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:51,178 - OK. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 51 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:52,277 Let's think about this. 52 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,653 Think about what? 53 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:54,780 What we're gonna say. 54 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:55,914 What? 55 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:57,449 "Send an ambulance." 56 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,775 - I mean about what happened. - It was an accident! 57 00:01:59,777 --> 00:02:02,055 Yeah, well, it doesn't look like one. 58 00:02:04,501 --> 00:02:05,591 But it was. 59 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:06,793 Our prints are all over his body. 60 00:02:06,795 --> 00:02:08,293 Because we are trying to save him. 61 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,095 Or we pushed him. 62 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,766 What? That didn't happen! 63 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:14,767 Tell that to a jury. 64 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,068 We're on trial now? 65 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,970 We will be if we don't think this through. 66 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,074 But it's the right thing to do. 67 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,375 OK, then what? 68 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,602 With the quilt and the wood chipper? 69 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:29,281 I mean, at best, it's manslaughter. 70 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,733 Like, we literally slaughtered a man. 71 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:32,918 On accident! 72 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,753 That still puts us behind bars! 73 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,422 Yeah, you want to never see your kids again? 74 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:37,990 Oh. 75 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:41,242 - Alice. - Fine. 76 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,695 Yeah, I'll call. 77 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:43,755 No. 78 00:02:43,757 --> 00:02:44,963 Alice, wait. 79 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:46,532 Alice. Alice. 80 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:47,700 Wait, wait. 81 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:48,901 What did you tell Patty? 82 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,002 Huh? 83 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,870 To get her down here. 84 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,140 What did you text her? 85 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,214 First, I said, 86 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:05,351 "Get your ass down to Mack Avenue Garden Center." 87 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,726 OK, that's not so bad. 88 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,253 I mean, it's a little aggro, but... 89 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:11,724 And then I might have said, 90 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:15,361 "I'm gonna take away what you love the most." 91 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,864 Oh, no. 92 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:19,965 Jesus! 93 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,700 I meant the quilt. 94 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,635 But it sounds like her husband. 95 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,973 There goes manslaughter. 96 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:29,708 Now what do we do? 97 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,378 She hasn't read it yet. 98 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,946 She will when the cops wake her up 99 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,047 to say her husband's dead. 100 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,118 We can't call anyone else. 101 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,619 We can't. We can't. 102 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,721 But he's my father-in-law! 103 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,690 I have to. 104 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,725 Either way, we're going to his funeral. 105 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,560 Oh! 106 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,062 You want to go to jail too? 107 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,066 Ugh. 108 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:59,938 I don't think I want to garden anymore. 109 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,279 Why me? 110 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,873 If we get pulled over, you're the drunk friend 111 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,650 who needs a ride home. 112 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,087 Are you sure we shouldn't just try the lake? 113 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,556 No, better to hide in plain sight. 114 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:18,957 Please. 115 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,463 Garden makes the most sense. 116 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,432 Yeah, we decide what gets planted. 117 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,966 And how deep. 118 00:04:31,253 --> 00:04:34,239 Oh, it's Addie. 119 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,308 Don't answer it. 120 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:38,844 What if it's an emergency? 121 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,586 Sweetie, it's too late for iPad. 122 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:50,289 Daddy didn't close my closet. 123 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,523 Addison. 124 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,525 The monster's gonna get me. 125 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:55,794 Monsters don't hide in the closet. 126 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,162 Where are they? 127 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,504 Nowhere I'll ever let you be. 128 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:06,805 When are you coming home? 129 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,007 Soon, baby. 130 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,508 Come home now. 131 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:11,243 Only if you go to sleep. 132 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,379 OK, Mommy. Love you. 133 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:16,849 I love you so much. 134 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,154 OK. 135 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,322 No more FaceTimes. 136 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:28,494 Purses, phones... put them in here. 137 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:44,495 Showtime, drunk friend. 138 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,887 I know this might sound weird, 139 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:58,424 but... 140 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,192 try to take care of him. 141 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:06,065 We will. 142 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:16,775 Hey, it's Lexi. Leave a message. 143 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:19,044 Hey, baby. 144 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,379 It's me. 145 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,114 I know you said you needed some space, 146 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:25,951 but I meant to congratulate you on all your new followers. 147 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:29,254 People are really eating up all your bartending content. 148 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,003 Also, couldn't help but notice you got 149 00:06:31,005 --> 00:06:32,725 a lot of men following you. 150 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,728 But hey, you're a fierce woman. 151 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,905 If any of those creeps slide into your DMs, 152 00:06:37,907 --> 00:06:39,932 I know you'll be smart about it. 153 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:43,026 Anyway, it's looking like a slow night. 154 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:48,207 So if you get bored or anything, hit me up. 155 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,775 Whatever. 156 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,679 Bye. 157 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,033 Hey, man. 158 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,334 Help us out? 159 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,236 What do you need? 160 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,438 Beer. 161 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:23,275 Yeah, my buddy and I forgot our IDs at home. 162 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,912 I don't know, I could get arrested. 163 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,080 Come on. 164 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,982 We'll give you some. 165 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:33,036 I don't drink. 166 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,087 OK. 167 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,188 What about weed? 168 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,390 Do I look like I do drugs? 169 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:39,758 Uh... 170 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:42,227 Well, you don't look like you'd turn them down. 171 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,516 That's funny. 172 00:07:44,518 --> 00:07:45,954 Just get the hell out of here, all right? 173 00:07:45,956 --> 00:07:47,229 Y'all are spoiled pricks. 174 00:07:47,231 --> 00:07:48,667 Go. 175 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:51,970 - Let's go, dude. - All right, dude. 176 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,372 Good God! 177 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:54,506 Dude, am I crazy, 178 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,808 or did that guy smell hella good? 179 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,377 I thought the same thing, yo! 180 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:02,414 Like... like cologne but super fancy. 181 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:05,969 Hey, let's try this asswipe. 182 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,152 Hey, lady! 183 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:17,429 Bro, that's your fake mom. 184 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,994 Stick it back under the brick. 185 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,148 This is bananas. 186 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:42,087 No matter what happens, she can never read that text. 187 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:44,790 OK, so Keith came downstairs to make a quesadilla. 188 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:46,358 It has to be here somewhere. 189 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,812 - Right there. - Oh. 190 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:56,828 Um, try Doug's birthday. 191 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:59,071 092591. 192 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:02,608 - Oh, God damn it. - Think. 193 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,810 Maybe... maybe her street address. 194 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,178 That's not enough numbers. 195 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,914 Honey, what are you doing? 196 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,383 You better not be eating again. 197 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,266 Alice, wh... 198 00:09:34,004 --> 00:09:35,808 What are you doing? 199 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,976 I let myself in. 200 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:40,679 I didn't mean to scare you. 201 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,515 What time is it? 202 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,384 Late. 203 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,652 Is Doug here? 204 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:47,933 Uh, no, no. 205 00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:49,621 We sent him to the cabin. 206 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:52,124 Uh, I was... 207 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,258 I was worried. 208 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,993 Ah, well, don't be. 209 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:58,348 His dad is, uh... is joining him tomorrow. 210 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:05,422 Is Keith's car in the driveway? 211 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,608 I didn't see it. 212 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,478 That man is always 213 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,813 at some fast-food drive-through, 214 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:18,050 stuffing his face, thinking I won't wake up. 215 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:26,954 Well, since no one's sleeping, how about some tea? 216 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,429 I... I feel terrible, uh... 217 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,769 About what happened tonight. 218 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,338 Well, it was embarrassing for everyone. 219 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,376 Is Doug OK? 220 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,278 You really care? 221 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,882 He's still my husband. 222 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:57,456 Then let's talk honestly for once. 223 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,024 OK. 224 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:02,428 You can't fake a marriage, Alice. 225 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:05,998 Doug means everything to me. 226 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,031 That doesn't mean there isn't some tiny bit 227 00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:10,969 of room for someone else. 228 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,838 I've never cheated, Patty. 229 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,741 But if you stay in this game long enough, 230 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:18,277 then there's bound to be another man 231 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:22,114 who gets you better than your husband. 232 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,488 How'd it go? 233 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,704 Let's just get out of here. 234 00:11:30,706 --> 00:11:34,660 What if we had to make a slight detour first? 235 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,061 What? 236 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:40,099 OK, so remember when you were in high school 237 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,633 and your parents were like, 238 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,992 "If you ever get drunk at a party, 239 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,803 "we'd rather you call us and drive home, 240 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,905 and we promise you won't get punished." 241 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,873 And then you fall for it and you get grounded 242 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:49,604 for, like, a month. 243 00:11:49,606 --> 00:11:51,115 And then that's, like, the last time you ever 244 00:11:51,117 --> 00:11:53,112 call them for anything ever again. 245 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,646 What? 246 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,068 Are you kidding? 247 00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:06,310 They're out here wasted, trying to buy beer. 248 00:12:06,312 --> 00:12:07,605 Why is that our problem? 249 00:12:07,607 --> 00:12:08,894 Because he could get arrested. 250 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,796 I'm sorry, but how is that 251 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:14,901 more important than us going to prison? 252 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:21,373 Because I want him to know that he can count on me. 253 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:25,511 Or you could just get a new garden intern. 254 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:36,555 He might be more than just a garden intern. 255 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,329 That's not what's going on. 256 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,397 Come on. 257 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,432 Wife to wife. 258 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,436 No. 259 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:52,405 So you mean to tell me 260 00:12:52,407 --> 00:12:57,109 that you have no feelings whatsoever for your friend? 261 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,577 Not even a pang? 262 00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,712 Patty! 263 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,413 Oh, come on. 264 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,049 I mean, let's just lay the cards on the table. 265 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:07,454 OK, you're right. 266 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:11,774 Which part? 267 00:13:12,037 --> 00:13:17,267 Maybe there is something else with Brett 268 00:13:17,282 --> 00:13:21,967 that, um, I've just ignored. 269 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,271 Mm-hmm. 270 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,907 All this real talk is making me hungry. 271 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,244 You want a burger? 272 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,847 Keith says that calories don't really count 273 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,582 between midnight and 8:00 a.m., so... 274 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,919 Oh, you know what? I... 275 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,522 I can't read a damn thing without my glasses. 276 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,758 Uh, OK. 277 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,894 Don't get old, Alice! 278 00:13:58,693 --> 00:14:00,873 Uh, so what do you want? 279 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,075 I'm good. 280 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,278 Oh, you mean to tell me 281 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,381 you don't do fries with that metabolism? 282 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,317 I'm just exhausted. 283 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:16,088 Well, marriage will do that to you, Alice. 284 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:22,089 Look, it's long and hard and complicated. 285 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:27,917 But if you're faking it, you're not in it. 286 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:32,789 I'm in it, Patty. 287 00:14:34,153 --> 00:14:35,941 It took me a long time 288 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:41,942 to appreciate what I have in Keith. 289 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,955 Uh, you'll never know 290 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:54,660 how sorry I am about what happened tonight. 291 00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:00,699 Don't waste all that time if it isn't right. 292 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,704 OK. 293 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,201 But I might leave him if he doesn't text me back 294 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,313 about those fries. 295 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,050 Thank you. 296 00:15:18,052 --> 00:15:20,185 Never let 'em see you yawn, brother. 297 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,721 Yeah, well, overnights are kicking my ass. 298 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,123 You got to embrace it. 299 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,958 You got to be one with the darkness. 300 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,993 We're not killing vampires. 301 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,995 We're babysitting drunks. 302 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,563 If that's how you want to see it. 303 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,432 Well, it's not gonna get me to division chief. 304 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,669 You got half the town at that charity event tonight. 305 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:37,870 So what? 306 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,304 Well, think about it. 307 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:43,275 You got a bunch of rich people all being rich together. 308 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,144 What is the worst that can happen? 309 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,977 Oh, come on, man. 310 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,947 Listen, every case that comes through that door 311 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,649 could be the one to get your feet on the ladder. 312 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,309 Lady witnessed some kind of fight at the gala. 313 00:15:53,311 --> 00:15:56,122 Two guys trashed the place. 314 00:15:58,892 --> 00:15:59,992 See? 315 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,393 There you go. 316 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:14,073 Our crew is counting on us. 317 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,407 Not my problem. 318 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,177 We can't show up empty-handed. 319 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:22,614 Dude, your mom's fire. 320 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,050 I think your friend's had enough to drink. 321 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:28,755 You're en fuegotoo. 322 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,422 Lovely. 323 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:32,991 All I'm saying is, 324 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,545 I think there's a real opportunity here. 325 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,730 This is your moment to decide 326 00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,932 what kind of mom you want to be: 327 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:43,068 lame mom or cool mom. 328 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,170 How about just mom? 329 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,772 Lame. 330 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,909 - Oh, my God! - There's a phone. 331 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,845 Yeah. It's how calls work. 332 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,647 Who's Wifey? 333 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,549 Uh, just a friend. 334 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,817 Who you call Wifey? 335 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,085 What do we do? 336 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:03,239 Send it to voicemail. 337 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,332 Whose car is this? 338 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,694 Guys, I don't feel too good. 339 00:17:15,696 --> 00:17:17,603 Open the window! 340 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:19,972 It's locked. 341 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,707 Uh... 342 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,908 Stop, stop, stop, stop! 343 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,793 Did you guys steal this car? 344 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,815 One six-pack. 345 00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:00,530 I'm solid. 346 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,061 All right. 347 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,833 They should be here by now. 348 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:21,900 Oh, God. 349 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,670 What do we do? 350 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,405 Just hold our breath. 351 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,698 Hey, it's Lexi. Leave a message. 352 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,908 Hey, Lexi. 353 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,476 Stop stalking me. 354 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,146 All you have to do is pick up your phone. 355 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,681 Did you put another tracker on my car? 356 00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:10,315 Yeah, that's what I do for a living. 357 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,285 Go back to work. 358 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,321 Hey, everything OK here? 359 00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:17,122 None of your business, tough guy. 360 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,325 He's my boss. 361 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,414 I'll be inside if you need me. 362 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,600 Why are you working so late on a school night? 363 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,636 Because I can't pay tuition, Dad. 364 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,339 What about that birthday check I sent you? 365 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,742 That covered, like, one book. 366 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,243 How much do you need? 367 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,712 Don't worry about it. 368 00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:42,047 That's why I'm here, because I worry about you. 369 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,140 Awesome. 370 00:19:43,142 --> 00:19:45,084 I'll get you a World's Greatest Dad T-shirt. 371 00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:48,120 Just give me another shot. 372 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,373 Bourbon or tequila? 373 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,727 I'm not that person anymore. 374 00:19:53,729 --> 00:19:55,461 Oh? You moved on to scotch. 375 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,096 OK. 376 00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:58,230 OK. 377 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,333 Fair enough. 378 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:05,388 Truce, please? 379 00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:12,878 Fine. 380 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,513 How much is tuition? 381 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,754 You can't afford it. 382 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,117 That's my problem, not yours. 383 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,892 Just don't break my heart again. 384 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,838 I'm sorry about your car. 385 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,173 Oh. That's OK. I don't... 386 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,243 OK. 387 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,297 Thank you. 388 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:54,353 Or whosever it is. 389 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,723 How you getting home? 390 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:01,527 Uh, I've been crashing here for a little while, actually. 391 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:04,063 Why? 392 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,532 My mom's pissed at me. 393 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:11,087 What'd you do this time? 394 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:16,942 I told her that I want to hang with you more. 395 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,444 Oh. 396 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,849 I'd like that. 397 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,821 Thanks for being so cool. 398 00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:33,459 OK. 399 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,960 - Love you. - What? 400 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,129 Oh, no. Not in a weird way. 401 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,378 - That was like a... - Oh, no, yeah. 402 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,698 Hey, man. Love you. 403 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,001 - Yeah. Yeah, I got it. - You get it. OK, I'm gonna go. 404 00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,135 OK. 405 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,142 Nice. 406 00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:55,848 Dude, she got us nonalcoholic. 407 00:21:55,849 --> 00:21:57,016 Bro! 408 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:05,708 I'm sorry about all that. 409 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:10,898 It's OK. 410 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,018 I didn't know what to do. 411 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:20,190 You did what any good mom would do. 412 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:33,853 You really think we're gonna get away with all this? 413 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,773 We don't have a choice. 414 00:22:43,189 --> 00:22:46,446 I mean, even if they did get pulled over for something, 415 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,267 it doesn't mean they got arrested. 416 00:22:48,268 --> 00:22:49,968 But if they didn't get arrested, 417 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,338 why wouldn't they be here? 418 00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:54,741 Oh, man. 419 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,185 Let's say we get through this. 420 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:07,853 OK. 421 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,154 Then what? 422 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,889 What do you mean? 423 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,516 How... how are we supposed to wake up tomorrow 424 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:19,365 and make breakfast with this seared in our brains? 425 00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:21,100 I don't know. 426 00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:22,935 Here's an omelet, Doug. 427 00:23:22,936 --> 00:23:24,770 Would you like a fork, 428 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:28,207 like the pickax that was in your dad? 429 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:32,237 Or maybe a spoon to shovel some sugar over your cereal, 430 00:23:32,239 --> 00:23:37,701 like the... the dirt that I dumped on your dad? 431 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:42,022 You guys eat big breakfasts. 432 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:46,725 Patty was right about me. 433 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:51,363 The same woman who shot your dog. 434 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:53,767 God. 435 00:23:56,970 --> 00:23:59,138 You're a good friend. 436 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,643 Oh, thank God. 437 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,413 Wait, that's not them. 438 00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:11,383 What do you mean? 439 00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:13,085 It's a cop. 440 00:24:14,387 --> 00:24:16,221 Oh! 441 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:18,625 Oh! 442 00:24:22,683 --> 00:24:25,297 This is not good. 443 00:24:27,810 --> 00:24:28,840 Here. 444 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:31,904 - Go with it. - What? 445 00:24:47,187 --> 00:24:49,054 Attention, lovebirds. 446 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:51,557 This is private property. 447 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:53,058 So you don't have to go home, 448 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:56,195 but you should go home. 449 00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:34,099 Did you mean what you said to Patty? 450 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,334 Does it matter? 451 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:36,902 Kinda. 452 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,827 Our lives are already a mess. 453 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:41,040 Just answer the question. 454 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:44,094 And then what? 455 00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:46,178 I don't know. 456 00:25:46,179 --> 00:25:51,083 What, we pretend like... like I'm not married 457 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:55,187 and that we're not about to bury my father-in-law? 458 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,526 - It's about time. - Uh... 459 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,874 What are we gonna do about their car? 460 00:26:17,711 --> 00:26:19,978 All right. 461 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:21,847 We take it to one of those chop shops downtown. 462 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:23,415 Parts get sold off across the country. 463 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,984 What about DNA? 464 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:28,838 We'll strip the fabric from the trunk. 465 00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:35,761 That, uh... that only takes care of the blood. 466 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:39,065 What about the back seat? 467 00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:42,018 Who was in the back seat? 468 00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:47,172 Dude. 469 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:48,774 Oh, God! It's everywhere. 470 00:26:54,481 --> 00:26:55,514 Wifey. 471 00:26:55,515 --> 00:26:57,182 Oh, God, it's Patty again. 472 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,620 You got to text her something. 473 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:02,769 No. 474 00:27:02,771 --> 00:27:05,057 OK, her next call is gonna be to the cops. 475 00:27:12,532 --> 00:27:14,733 What do I say? 476 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:17,469 Whatever buys us the most time. 477 00:27:22,769 --> 00:27:26,405 It's not the worst thing we've done tonight. 478 00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:29,081 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 479 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,084 We'll do it together, OK? 480 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:33,085 Yeah. 481 00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,891 Wait, where's the phone? 482 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,494 And where's Birdie? 483 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:19,398 - We made a deal. - I know. 484 00:28:19,399 --> 00:28:20,699 No more secrets. 485 00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:32,478 Have you been up all night? 486 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:34,380 Still can't sleep. 487 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:38,083 You're gonna pass out during your soccer game today. 488 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:41,987 Not if the monsters eat me first. 489 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:43,889 OK. 490 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:46,925 Where are they? 491 00:28:57,537 --> 00:28:58,837 Sorry. 492 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,739 Just your jacket. 493 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,608 Did you check under the bed? 494 00:29:02,609 --> 00:29:03,676 No. 495 00:29:03,677 --> 00:29:06,578 Oh, they love it down there. 496 00:29:12,619 --> 00:29:13,919 Puppy. 497 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,919 I've been looking for him. 498 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,005 Yeah. 499 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,596 Can I ask you something? 500 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:26,999 Mm-hmm. 501 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,301 Why would a monster want to eat you? 502 00:29:29,302 --> 00:29:31,570 I did something bad. 503 00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:36,775 Everyone does bad things. 504 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:40,779 I spilled my juice box on Daddy's laptop. 505 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,147 Oh. 506 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,416 Well, that sounds like an accident. 507 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:46,685 But I blamed Julie. 508 00:29:46,686 --> 00:29:48,921 Well, what did Daddy say? 509 00:29:48,922 --> 00:29:51,824 We need a new babysitter. 510 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,992 He was just upset. 511 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:59,098 Should I tell him it was me? 512 00:29:59,099 --> 00:30:00,766 Well... 513 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:07,239 It won't fix his laptop. 514 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:16,015 Just because you do a bad thing 515 00:30:16,016 --> 00:30:18,484 doesn't make you a bad person. 516 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:34,050 Can I help you, ma'am? 517 00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:36,869 I'm here to see Joel. 518 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:39,371 Are you a friend? 519 00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:41,306 I was. 520 00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:43,042 Follow me. 521 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:15,759 Come on. Open up. Zoe has to go to the bathroom. 522 00:31:18,748 --> 00:31:20,752 Hey! 523 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,045 Come here. 524 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:29,555 Daddy, I got to pee. 525 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:31,096 - I can't breathe. - I know. 526 00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:32,305 I just missed you guys. 527 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:34,326 You just saw them yesterday. 528 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:37,431 OK, OK. 529 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:40,065 Wow! 530 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,319 How late were you out? 531 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:46,624 Oh, uh, you know, lost track. 532 00:31:46,626 --> 00:31:48,007 Oh. 533 00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:49,408 Who were you with? 534 00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:51,777 Uh, friends. 535 00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:55,032 Who? 536 00:31:55,034 --> 00:31:57,163 I don't even remember. 537 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,535 I had a lot to drink. 538 00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:06,459 Is that why you pulled me on the dance floor? 539 00:32:06,726 --> 00:32:08,961 Huh? 540 00:32:08,962 --> 00:32:11,965 Because you were so drunk? 541 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:18,103 I'm just, like... 542 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,239 really freaked out. 543 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,341 Yeah. 544 00:32:22,342 --> 00:32:23,575 Me too. 545 00:32:23,576 --> 00:32:24,576 Melissa... 546 00:32:24,578 --> 00:32:27,479 That doesn't mean that we can't... 547 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,333 like, try again. 548 00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:32,851 Um... 549 00:32:32,852 --> 00:32:36,457 maybe we shouldn't just jump into this. 550 00:32:36,856 --> 00:32:39,709 What's that mean? 551 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:42,695 Uh, it's complicated. 552 00:32:42,696 --> 00:32:45,297 OK? 553 00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:47,479 Well, you seemed to have it all figured out last night. 554 00:32:47,481 --> 00:32:52,139 Well, I'm not in the best place right now. 555 00:32:53,206 --> 00:32:56,109 Are you serious? 556 00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,744 It wouldn't be fair to you. 557 00:32:58,745 --> 00:33:00,346 You know, I just... 558 00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:04,951 I kind of can't understand what changed literally overnight. 559 00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:08,137 Nothing I could ever explain. 560 00:33:10,457 --> 00:33:12,658 OK. 561 00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:14,026 Thanks for the update. 562 00:33:14,027 --> 00:33:15,452 No, wait. 563 00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:17,062 No, you know, you don't have to do the whole, like, 564 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:18,597 "it's not you, it's me" thing. 565 00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:19,732 I... I get it. 566 00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:21,000 No, I highly doubt that. 567 00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:23,068 Come on. 568 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:25,270 It was a stupid idea anyways. 569 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:28,240 Why? 570 00:33:28,241 --> 00:33:32,845 We were never gonna fix something this broken, right? 571 00:34:17,524 --> 00:34:19,224 Marilyn? 572 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,057 Whoa, just slow... slow down. 573 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,661 Slow down, OK? 574 00:34:22,662 --> 00:34:23,796 What? 575 00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:25,998 No, I haven't listened to your voicemail yet. 576 00:34:25,999 --> 00:34:29,968 I... oh, my God. 577 00:34:29,969 --> 00:34:33,038 OK, OK, OK. 578 00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:35,774 I'm coming. 579 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:50,689 My friends and I sort of murdered someone. 580 00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:51,924 Show me. 581 00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:00,733 All right. 582 00:35:03,136 --> 00:35:05,504 Let's do this. 583 00:35:05,505 --> 00:35:06,672 Now? 584 00:35:06,673 --> 00:35:09,274 Would you rather wait till the store is open? 585 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:11,744 We cleaned everything. 586 00:35:11,745 --> 00:35:14,279 Trust me... 587 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,250 there's always evidence. 588 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:21,120 I really don't want to go back there. 589 00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:23,144 Oh, I'm sorry, but, uh... 590 00:35:25,658 --> 00:35:28,862 I'm really gonna need you to walk me through it. 591 00:35:29,729 --> 00:35:33,132 Can't I just tell you how to get inside? 592 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:35,968 Homicide's still gonna need your statement. 593 00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:37,469 Why do we need to involve them? 594 00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:39,594 Because that's what happens 595 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,241 when you're charged with murder. 596 00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,413 I was sort of hoping that 597 00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:50,549 we could keep this just between the two of us. 598 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:52,351 Let me get this straight. 599 00:35:52,352 --> 00:35:54,353 You rip out my heart, 600 00:35:54,354 --> 00:35:56,855 and now you expect me to help you? 601 00:35:56,856 --> 00:35:58,738 Can't I just owe you a favor? 602 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,698 You then spiked it on the ground 603 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,227 while it was still barely beating 604 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:07,165 and then you stomped all over it for sport. 605 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:10,002 OK, I could have handled that differently. 606 00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:12,170 Yeah, I've got notes. 607 00:36:12,172 --> 00:36:14,106 I needed to make sure that you wouldn't come back. 608 00:36:14,107 --> 00:36:15,140 Mission accomplished. 609 00:36:15,141 --> 00:36:17,744 Because I would have wanted you to. 610 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:20,279 And then we would have had tons of hot sex 611 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,015 because there is no other kind with us. 612 00:36:23,016 --> 00:36:24,383 And then I would have felt terrible 613 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:25,681 and broken up with you again, 614 00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:26,891 and then more hot sex, 615 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:29,421 except now it's even hotter because you're mad. 616 00:36:29,422 --> 00:36:32,480 And the cycle just repeats itself over and over again, 617 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:33,859 like a snake eating its tail. 618 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:35,394 And what is wrong with that? 619 00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:37,096 - It's not fair! - To who? 620 00:36:37,097 --> 00:36:39,199 Everyone! 621 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,699 You know you could have just broken up with me 622 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:46,338 over a text like a normal person. 623 00:36:46,339 --> 00:36:50,142 There's nothing normal about this, Joel. 624 00:36:50,143 --> 00:36:51,844 Mm. 625 00:36:54,114 --> 00:36:56,015 It's good you came in first. 626 00:36:56,016 --> 00:36:57,816 The DA will take it easy, 627 00:36:57,817 --> 00:37:00,019 and you'll do less time than your friends. 628 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:01,687 I can't sell them out. 629 00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:03,386 It's the only way to avoid a long sentence. 630 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:04,814 I can't do that either. 631 00:37:04,816 --> 00:37:06,525 You might surprise yourself. 632 00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:10,329 They've got toilet wine. 633 00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:13,866 I can't have our baby behind bars. 634 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:44,930 I probably would have covered up a murder for you anyway. 635 00:37:44,931 --> 00:37:48,686 That's not the only reason I told you. 636 00:37:54,507 --> 00:37:57,209 How the hell are we gonna do this? 637 00:37:58,978 --> 00:38:01,447 I don't know. 638 00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:05,752 But I know I only want to do it with you. 639 00:38:10,090 --> 00:38:12,391 And you're 100% sure that It's... 640 00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:14,059 Oh, God! 641 00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:16,328 Nothing happened with my ex. 642 00:38:16,329 --> 00:38:19,131 But you're such a good liar. 643 00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:24,003 Well, then why don't you give me that polygraph? 644 00:38:35,151 --> 00:38:38,986 They only had decaf freshly brewed. 645 00:38:40,053 --> 00:38:42,021 My fave. 646 00:38:42,022 --> 00:38:46,525 Um, thank you so much for meeting me on short notice. 647 00:38:46,526 --> 00:38:48,193 I didn't know if you'd be hungry. 648 00:38:48,194 --> 00:38:51,296 Oh, maybe later. 649 00:38:51,297 --> 00:38:55,467 So this is gonna sound a little bit strange. 650 00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:58,971 The guy that you've been following for my husband. 651 00:38:58,972 --> 00:39:02,274 My boy Brett. 652 00:39:02,275 --> 00:39:06,011 What exactly have you found on him? 653 00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:12,184 Not a damn thing. 654 00:39:15,288 --> 00:39:16,789 Oh. 655 00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:21,724 - Oh, sorry. - Oh, no, do your chair. 656 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:23,294 No, I don't have to. 657 00:39:25,899 --> 00:39:28,300 Did you get any sleep? 658 00:39:28,301 --> 00:39:30,353 No. 659 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,184 Think we'll ever be the same? 660 00:39:45,185 --> 00:39:49,054 Maybe someday. 661 00:39:49,055 --> 00:39:53,110 I meant us. 662 00:39:55,362 --> 00:39:57,830 Oh, hey. 663 00:39:57,831 --> 00:39:59,431 Has anyone heard from Birdie? 664 00:39:59,432 --> 00:40:01,700 Just goes straight to voicemail. 665 00:40:03,069 --> 00:40:06,005 And why is Marilyn calling a goddamn meeting so early? 666 00:40:06,006 --> 00:40:08,958 Shouldn't she be at home with her goddamn cat? 667 00:40:09,776 --> 00:40:12,011 How are we ever gonna get the quilt back? 668 00:40:12,012 --> 00:40:13,012 We're not. 669 00:40:13,013 --> 00:40:15,047 How are we ever gonna get that phone back? 670 00:40:15,048 --> 00:40:17,700 We're not. 671 00:40:25,314 --> 00:40:27,493 There's just no way this ends well. 672 00:40:27,494 --> 00:40:30,396 Everything leads back to us. 673 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,567 When a garden goes fallow, 674 00:40:35,568 --> 00:40:37,970 it may seem like there's nothing to do. 675 00:40:53,086 --> 00:40:56,455 Even though it just looks like a bunch of empty soil, 676 00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:59,291 it's actually the most crucial time. 677 00:41:07,701 --> 00:41:09,535 The slightest misstep, 678 00:41:09,536 --> 00:41:11,837 like adding too much fertilizer, 679 00:41:11,838 --> 00:41:15,140 can create problems for generations to come. 680 00:41:20,246 --> 00:41:22,981 Looks like she bought it. 681 00:41:22,982 --> 00:41:25,918 So we dump it in some frozen lake by their cabin? 682 00:41:25,919 --> 00:41:29,121 No, he's not going ice fishing. 683 00:41:29,122 --> 00:41:30,856 Where is he going? 684 00:41:30,857 --> 00:41:32,858 Shopping. 685 00:41:32,859 --> 00:41:35,194 For what? 686 00:41:35,195 --> 00:41:38,030 His new life. 687 00:41:38,031 --> 00:41:39,999 That's why you have to be willing 688 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,069 to roll up your sleeves and get your hands dirty. 689 00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:53,445 Whatever it takes to protect the garden you love. 690 00:41:54,981 --> 00:41:56,615 Good news, baby. 691 00:41:56,616 --> 00:41:59,870 I found a way to get you that tuition. 692 00:42:00,175 --> 00:42:05,175 - Synced and corrected by actumaxime - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 45128

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