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Previously on "Grosse
Pointe Garden Society"...
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Alice.
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- She's just a friend.
- Nobody looks at their friend like that.
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Just tell me how you feel.
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What's our goal here?
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Dig up dirt on Brett.
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- What'd he do?
- Your wife.
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Someone stole the quilt,
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but I will get that thing back.
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How did we get here, Birdie?
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We were so freaked out.
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Everything just got
out of control so fast.
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We got to get gas.
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With a dead person in the trunk?
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I've never heard of
anyone getting killed
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the way that you just described.
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Show me.
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Maybe I will take that light.
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[SOFT MUSIC]
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Every garden needs to be
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left fallow for a season.
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♪ Silent night ♪
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♪ Holy night ♪
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You let the soil rest
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so it can come back
stronger in the spring.
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♪ All is calm ♪
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It's the only way for the garden
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to transition from death to new life.
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♪ All is bright ♪
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Keith!
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Oh, my God.
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Check his pulse.
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Uh, help me put pressure on the wounds.
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Ugh!
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Oh, there's so much blood.
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Keith!
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Keith, wake up!
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I can't find a pulse.
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Keith! Come on, move.
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- There's no pulse.
- Oh, my God!
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Just keep... keep putting pressure!
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I am, I am!
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Keith, come on. Move
something, just anything!
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- Guys.
- Oh, my God!
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Oh, God. Oh, please, please...
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- Guys.
- Please, please, please.
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Oh, please. Oh, God, please. Oh, no.
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- Why don't you do CPR?
- It's too late.
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Or what about those, um...
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the... the paddle thingies?
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That doesn't put the
blood back in people.
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- No, no, no.
- He's gone.
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- No!
- Oh, God.
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Call 911.
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- OK.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Let's think about this.
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Think about what?
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What we're gonna say.
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What?
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"Send an ambulance."
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- I mean about what happened.
- It was an accident!
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Yeah, well, it doesn't look like one.
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But it was.
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Our prints are all over his body.
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Because we are trying to save him.
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Or we pushed him.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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What? That didn't happen!
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Tell that to a jury.
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We're on trial now?
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We will be if we don't
think this through.
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But it's the right thing to do.
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OK, then what?
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With the quilt and the wood chipper?
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I mean, at best, it's manslaughter.
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Like, we literally slaughtered a man.
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On accident!
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That still puts us behind bars!
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Yeah, you want to never
see your kids again?
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Oh.
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- Alice.
- Fine.
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Yeah, I'll call.
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No.
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Alice, wait.
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Alice. Alice.
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Wait, wait.
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What did you tell Patty?
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Huh?
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To get her down here.
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What did you text her?
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First, I said,
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"Get your ass down to
Mack Avenue Garden Center."
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OK, that's not so bad.
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I mean, it's a little aggro, but...
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And then I might have said,
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"I'm gonna take away
what you love the most."
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- [SIGHS]
- [GASPS]
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Oh, no.
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Jesus!
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I meant the quilt.
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But it sounds like her husband.
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[GASPS]
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There goes manslaughter.
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Now what do we do?
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[WHIMPERS] She hasn't read it yet.
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She will when the cops wake her up
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to say her husband's dead.
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We can't call anyone else.
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We can't. We can't.
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But he's my father-in-law!
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[SOBBING] I have to.
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Either way, we're going to his funeral.
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Oh! [SOBS]
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You want to go to jail too?
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Ugh.
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I don't think I want to garden anymore.
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Why me?
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If we get pulled over,
you're the drunk friend
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who needs a ride home.
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Are you sure we
shouldn't just try the lake?
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No, better to hide in plain sight.
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Please.
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Garden makes the most sense.
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Yeah, we decide what gets planted.
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And how deep.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Oh, it's Addie.
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Don't answer it.
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What if it's an emergency?
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Sweetie, it's too late for iPad.
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Daddy didn't close my closet.
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Addison.
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The monster's gonna get me.
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Monsters don't hide in the closet.
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Where are they?
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[BOTTLES CLINKING]
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Nowhere I'll ever let you be.
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When are you coming home?
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Soon, baby.
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Come home now.
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Only if you go to sleep.
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OK, Mommy. Love you.
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I love you so much.
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OK.
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No more FaceTimes.
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Purses, phones... put them in here.
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[LID CLATTERS]
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[ALL SIGH]
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Showtime, drunk friend.
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I know this might sound weird,
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but...
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try to take care of him.
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We will.
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[LINE RINGS]
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Hey, it's Lexi. Leave a message.
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[BEEP]
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Hey, baby.
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It's me.
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I know you said you needed some space,
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but I meant to congratulate
you on all your new followers.
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People are really eating up
all your bartending content.
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Also, couldn't help but notice you got
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a lot of men following you.
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But hey, you're a fierce woman.
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If any of those creeps
slide into your DMs,
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I know you'll be smart about it.
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Anyway, it's looking like a slow night.
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So if you get bored
or anything, hit me up.
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Whatever.
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Bye.
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[TABLET CHIMES]
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[ENGINE TURNING OVER]
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Hey, man.
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Help us out?
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What do you need?
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Beer.
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Yeah, my buddy and I
forgot our IDs at home.
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[SIGHS]
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I don't know, I could get arrested.
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Come on.
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We'll give you some.
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I don't drink.
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OK.
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What about weed?
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Do I look like I do drugs?
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Uh...
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Well, you don't look like
you'd turn them down.
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That's funny.
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Just get the hell
out of here, all right?
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Y'all are spoiled pricks.
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Go.
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- [SIGHS]
- [SCOFFS]
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- Let's go, dude.
- All right, dude.
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Good God!
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Dude, am I crazy,
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or did that guy smell hella good?
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[LAUGHS]
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I thought the same thing, yo!
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Like... like cologne but super fancy.
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Hey, let's try this asswipe.
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Hey, lady!
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[KNOCKS]
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Bro, that's your fake mom.
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[THUD]
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[SIGHS]
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[WHISPERING]
Stick it back under the brick.
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This is bananas.
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No matter what happens,
she can never read that text.
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OK, so Keith came
downstairs to make a quesadilla.
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It has to be here somewhere.
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- Right there.
- Oh.
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Um, try Doug's birthday.
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092591.
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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- Oh, God damn it.
- Think.
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Maybe... maybe her street address.
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That's not enough numbers.
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Honey, what are you doing?
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You better not be eating again.
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[GASPS]
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[GASPS]
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Alice, wh...
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What are you doing?
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I let myself in.
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I didn't mean to scare you.
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What time is it?
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Late.
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Is Doug here?
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Uh, no, no.
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We sent him to the cabin.
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Uh, I was...
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I was worried.
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Ah, well, don't be.
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His dad is, uh... is
joining him tomorrow.
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Is Keith's car in the driveway?
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I didn't see it.
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That man is always
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at some fast-food drive-through,
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stuffing his face,
thinking I won't wake up.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, since no one's
sleeping, how about some tea?
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I... I feel terrible, uh...
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About what happened tonight.
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Well, it was embarrassing for everyone.
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Is Doug OK?
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You really care?
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[WATER RUNNING]
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He's still my husband.
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[STOVE CLICKS, BURNER WHOOSHES]
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Then let's talk honestly for once.
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OK.
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You can't fake a marriage, Alice.
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Doug means everything to me.
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That doesn't mean
there isn't some tiny bit
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of room for someone else.
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I've never cheated, Patty.
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But if you stay in this
game long enough,
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then there's bound to be another man
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who gets you better than your husband.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[DOOR BELL CHIMES]
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How'd it go?
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Let's just get out of here.
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What if we had to make
a slight detour first?
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What?
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OK, so remember when
you were in high school
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and your parents were like,
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"If you ever get drunk at a party,
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"we'd rather you call us and drive home,
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and we promise you won't get punished."
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And then you fall for it
and you get grounded
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for, like, a month.
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And then that's, like,
the last time you ever
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call them for anything ever again.
275
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,646
What?
276
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,782
[SIGHS]
277
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,283
[GASPS]
278
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:01,387
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
279
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,068
Are you kidding?
280
00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:06,310
They're out here
wasted, trying to buy beer.
281
00:12:06,312 --> 00:12:07,605
Why is that our problem?
282
00:12:07,607 --> 00:12:08,894
Because he could get arrested.
283
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,796
I'm sorry, but how is that
284
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:14,901
more important than us going to prison?
285
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:21,373
Because I want him to
know that he can count on me.
286
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:25,511
Or you could just get
a new garden intern.
287
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,547
[SOFT MUSIC]
288
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:36,555
He might be more
than just a garden intern.
289
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,329
That's not what's going on.
290
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,397
Come on.
291
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,432
Wife to wife.
292
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,436
No.
293
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:52,405
So you mean to tell me
294
00:12:52,407 --> 00:12:57,109
that you have no feelings
whatsoever for your friend?
295
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,577
- Not even a pang?
- [TEAKETTLE WHISTLING]
296
00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,712
Patty!
297
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,413
Oh, come on.
298
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,049
I mean, let's just lay
the cards on the table.
299
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:07,454
OK, you're right.
300
00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:11,774
Which part?
301
00:13:12,037 --> 00:13:17,267
Maybe there is something else with Brett
302
00:13:17,282 --> 00:13:21,967
that, um, I've just ignored.
303
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,271
- Mm-hmm.
- [WHISTLING STOPS]
304
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,907
All this real talk is making me hungry.
305
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,409
[CHUCKLES]
306
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,244
You want a burger?
307
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,847
Keith says that calories
don't really count
308
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,582
between midnight and 8:00 a.m., so...
309
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,617
[TENSE MUSIC]
310
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,919
Oh, you know what? I...
311
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,522
I can't read a damn
thing without my glasses.
312
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,758
Uh, OK.
313
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,894
Don't get old, Alice!
314
00:13:58,693 --> 00:14:00,873
Uh, so what do you want?
315
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,075
I'm good.
316
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,278
Oh, you mean to tell me
317
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,381
you don't do fries with that metabolism?
318
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,317
I'm just exhausted.
319
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:16,088
Well, marriage will
do that to you, Alice.
320
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:22,089
Look, it's long and
hard and complicated.
321
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:27,917
But if you're faking
it, you're not in it.
322
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:32,789
I'm in it, Patty.
323
00:14:34,153 --> 00:14:35,941
It took me a long time
324
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:41,942
to appreciate what I have in Keith.
325
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,955
Uh, you'll never know
326
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:54,660
how sorry I am about
what happened tonight.
327
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,098
[SOFT MUSIC]
328
00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:00,699
Don't waste all that
time if it isn't right.
329
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,704
OK.
330
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,201
But I might leave him if
he doesn't text me back
331
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,313
about those fries.
332
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,048
[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
333
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,050
[SIGHS] Thank you.
334
00:15:18,052 --> 00:15:20,185
Never let 'em see you yawn, brother.
335
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,721
Yeah, well, overnights
are kicking my ass.
336
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,123
You got to embrace it.
337
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,958
You got to be one with the darkness.
338
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,993
We're not killing vampires.
339
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,995
We're babysitting drunks.
340
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,563
If that's how you want to see it.
341
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,432
Well, it's not gonna
get me to division chief.
342
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,669
You got half the town at
that charity event tonight.
343
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:37,870
So what?
344
00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,304
Well, think about it.
345
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:43,275
You got a bunch of rich
people all being rich together.
346
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,144
What is the worst that can happen?
347
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,977
- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, come on, man.
348
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,947
Listen, every case that
comes through that door
349
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,649
could be the one to get
your feet on the ladder.
350
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,309
Lady witnessed some
kind of fight at the gala.
351
00:15:53,311 --> 00:15:56,122
Two guys trashed the place.
352
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,891
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
353
00:15:58,892 --> 00:15:59,992
See?
354
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,393
There you go.
355
00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:14,073
Our crew is counting on us.
356
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,407
Not my problem.
357
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,177
We can't show up empty-handed.
358
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:22,614
Dude, your mom's fire.
359
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,050
I think your friend's
had enough to drink.
360
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:28,755
You're en fuegotoo.
361
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,422
Lovely.
362
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,890
[SCOFFS]
363
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:32,991
All I'm saying is,
364
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,545
I think there's a real opportunity here.
365
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,730
This is your moment to decide
366
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,932
what kind of mom you want to be:
367
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:43,068
lame mom or cool mom.
368
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,170
How about just mom?
369
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,772
- [SIGHS]
- Lame.
370
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,841
- [PHONE RINGING]
- [GASPS]
371
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,909
- Oh, my God!
- There's a phone.
372
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,845
Yeah. It's how calls work.
373
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,413
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
374
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,647
Who's Wifey?
375
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,549
Uh, just a friend.
376
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,817
Who you call Wifey?
377
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,085
What do we do?
378
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:03,239
Send it to voicemail.
379
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,611
[SIGHS]
380
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,332
Whose car is this?
381
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,694
Guys, I don't feel too good.
382
00:17:15,696 --> 00:17:17,603
Open the window!
383
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:18,837
[BUTTON CLICKING]
384
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:19,972
It's locked.
385
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,707
Uh...
386
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,908
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
387
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,011
[TIRES SCREECHING]
388
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:32,785
[RETCHING]
389
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,793
Did you guys steal this car?
390
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,161
[TIRES SCREECHING]
391
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,815
One six-pack.
392
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,766
- [HORN HONKING]
- [GASPS]
393
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,769
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
394
00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:00,530
I'm solid.
395
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,782
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
396
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,061
All right.
397
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,833
They should be here by now.
398
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:21,900
Oh, God.
399
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,670
What do we do?
400
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,405
Just hold our breath.
401
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,422
[LINE RINGING]
402
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,698
Hey, it's Lexi. Leave a message.
403
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,099
[BEEP]
404
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:00,039
[LAUGHTER]
405
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,908
Hey, Lexi.
406
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,476
Stop stalking me.
407
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,146
All you have to do
is pick up your phone.
408
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,681
Did you put another tracker on my car?
409
00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:10,315
Yeah, that's what I do for a living.
410
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,285
[SCOFFS] Go back to work.
411
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,321
Hey, everything OK here?
412
00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:17,122
None of your business, tough guy.
413
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,325
He's my boss.
414
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,361
[SIGHS]
415
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,414
I'll be inside if you need me.
416
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,600
Why are you working
so late on a school night?
417
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,636
Because I can't pay tuition, Dad.
418
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,339
What about that
birthday check I sent you?
419
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,742
[SCOFFS] That covered, like, one book.
420
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,243
How much do you need?
421
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,712
Don't worry about it.
422
00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:42,047
That's why I'm here,
because I worry about you.
423
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,140
Awesome.
424
00:19:43,142 --> 00:19:45,084
I'll get you a World's
Greatest Dad T-shirt.
425
00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:48,120
Just give me another shot.
426
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,373
Bourbon or tequila?
427
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,727
I'm not that person anymore.
428
00:19:53,729 --> 00:19:55,461
Oh? You moved on to scotch.
429
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,096
OK.
430
00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:58,230
OK.
431
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,333
Fair enough.
432
00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:05,388
Truce, please?
433
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,258
[SCOFFS]
434
00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:12,878
Fine.
435
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,513
How much is tuition?
436
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,754
You can't afford it.
437
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,117
That's my problem, not yours.
438
00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:21,020
[MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
439
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,892
Just don't break my heart again.
440
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,838
I'm sorry about your car.
441
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,173
Oh. That's OK. I don't...
442
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:43,008
[GAGS]
443
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,243
OK.
444
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,297
Thank you.
445
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:54,353
Or whosever it is.
446
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,723
How you getting home?
447
00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:01,527
Uh, I've been crashing
here for a little while, actually.
448
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:04,063
Why?
449
00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,532
My mom's pissed at me.
450
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:11,087
What'd you do this time?
451
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:16,942
I told her that I want
to hang with you more.
452
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,444
Oh.
453
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,680
[SOFT MUSIC]
454
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,849
I'd like that.
455
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,821
Thanks for being so cool.
456
00:21:28,822 --> 00:21:32,091
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
457
00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:33,459
OK. [CLEARS THROAT]
458
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,960
- Love you.
- What?
459
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,129
Oh, no. Not in a weird way.
460
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,378
- That was like a...
- Oh, no, yeah.
461
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,698
Hey, man. Love you.
462
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,001
- Yeah. Yeah, I got it.
- You get it. OK, I'm gonna go.
463
00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,135
- OK.
- [ENGINE TURNING OVER]
464
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,269
[SIGHS]
465
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,142
Nice.
466
00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:55,848
Dude, she got us nonalcoholic.
467
00:21:55,849 --> 00:21:57,016
Bro!
468
00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:05,708
I'm sorry about all that.
469
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:10,898
It's OK.
470
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,018
I didn't know what to do.
471
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:20,190
You did what any good mom would do.
472
00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:26,547
[SIGHS]
473
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:33,853
You really think we're
gonna get away with all this?
474
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,773
We don't have a choice.
475
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,326
[BOTH SIGH]
476
00:22:43,189 --> 00:22:46,446
I mean, even if they did get
pulled over for something,
477
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,267
it doesn't mean they got arrested.
478
00:22:48,268 --> 00:22:49,968
But if they didn't get arrested,
479
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,338
why wouldn't they be here?
480
00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:54,741
Oh, man.
481
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,185
Let's say we get through this.
482
00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:07,853
OK.
483
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,154
Then what?
484
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,889
What do you mean?
485
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,516
How... how are we
supposed to wake up tomorrow
486
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:19,365
and make breakfast with
this seared in our brains?
487
00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:21,100
I don't know.
488
00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:22,935
Here's an omelet, Doug.
489
00:23:22,936 --> 00:23:24,770
Would you like a fork,
490
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:28,207
like the pickax that was in your dad?
491
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:32,237
Or maybe a spoon to shovel
some sugar over your cereal,
492
00:23:32,239 --> 00:23:37,701
like the... the dirt that I
dumped on your dad?
493
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:42,022
You guys eat big breakfasts.
494
00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:46,725
Patty was right about me.
495
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:51,363
The same woman who shot your dog.
496
00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:53,767
God.
497
00:23:56,970 --> 00:23:59,138
You're a good friend.
498
00:23:59,139 --> 00:24:02,608
[ENGINE RUMBLING]
499
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,643
Oh, thank God.
500
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,413
Wait, that's not them.
501
00:24:07,414 --> 00:24:09,348
[TENSE MUSIC]
502
00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:11,383
What do you mean?
503
00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:13,085
It's a cop.
504
00:24:13,086 --> 00:24:14,386
[SIREN CHIRPS]
505
00:24:14,387 --> 00:24:16,221
Oh!
506
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:18,625
Oh!
507
00:24:22,683 --> 00:24:25,297
This is not good.
508
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:26,432
[SIGHS]
509
00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:27,808
[TENSE MUSIC]
510
00:24:27,810 --> 00:24:28,840
Here.
511
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:31,904
- Go with it.
- What?
512
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:34,907
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
513
00:24:47,187 --> 00:24:49,054
Attention, lovebirds.
514
00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:51,557
This is private property.
515
00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:53,058
So you don't have to go home,
516
00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:56,195
but you should go home.
517
00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:04,803
[ENGINE TURNING OVER]
518
00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,510
[SIGHS]
519
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:12,911
[GEARSHIFT CLICKS]
520
00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:14,279
[ENGINE STOPS]
521
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,785
[BOTH SIGH]
522
00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:34,099
Did you mean what you said to Patty?
523
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,334
Does it matter?
524
00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:36,902
Kinda.
525
00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,827
Our lives are already a mess.
526
00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:41,040
Just answer the question.
527
00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:44,094
And then what?
528
00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:46,178
I don't know.
529
00:25:46,179 --> 00:25:51,083
What, we pretend like...
like I'm not married
530
00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:55,187
and that we're not about
to bury my father-in-law?
531
00:25:55,188 --> 00:25:58,624
[ENGINE RUMBLING]
532
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,526
- [SIGHS] It's about time.
- Uh...
533
00:26:00,527 --> 00:26:02,394
[SIGHS]
534
00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,363
[TENSE MUSIC]
535
00:26:04,364 --> 00:26:05,998
[CREAK, THUD]
536
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,874
What are we gonna do about their car?
537
00:26:17,711 --> 00:26:19,978
All right.
538
00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:21,847
We take it to one of those
chop shops downtown.
539
00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:23,415
Parts get sold off across the country.
540
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,984
What about DNA?
541
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:28,838
We'll strip the fabric from the trunk.
542
00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:35,761
That, uh... that only
takes care of the blood.
543
00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:39,065
What about the back seat?
544
00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:42,018
Who was in the back seat?
545
00:26:44,004 --> 00:26:46,138
[GAGS, COUGHS]
546
00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:47,172
Dude.
547
00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:48,774
Oh, God! It's everywhere.
548
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,910
[PHONE RINGING]
549
00:26:54,481 --> 00:26:55,514
Wifey.
550
00:26:55,515 --> 00:26:57,182
Oh, God, it's Patty again.
551
00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,620
You got to text her something.
552
00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:02,769
No.
553
00:27:02,771 --> 00:27:05,057
OK, her next call is
gonna be to the cops.
554
00:27:12,532 --> 00:27:14,733
What do I say?
555
00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:17,469
Whatever buys us the most time.
556
00:27:22,769 --> 00:27:26,405
It's not the worst thing
we've done tonight.
557
00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:29,081
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
558
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,313
[SIGHS]
559
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,084
We'll do it together, OK?
560
00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:33,085
Yeah.
561
00:27:36,456 --> 00:27:38,859
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
562
00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:45,097
[EERIE VOCALIZING]
563
00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:01,480
[SOMBER MUSIC]
564
00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:06,251
- [FIRE WHOOSHES]
- [GASPS]
565
00:28:08,621 --> 00:28:10,956
♪ Once ♪
566
00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,891
Wait, where's the phone?
567
00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,494
And where's Birdie?
568
00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:19,398
- We made a deal.
- I know.
569
00:28:19,399 --> 00:28:20,699
No more secrets.
570
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:24,103
♪ Of disgust ♪
571
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:32,478
Have you been up all night?
572
00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:34,380
Still can't sleep.
573
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:38,083
You're gonna pass out
during your soccer game today.
574
00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:41,987
Not if the monsters eat me first.
575
00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:43,889
OK.
576
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:46,925
Where are they?
577
00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:50,129
♪ I fell hard ♪
578
00:28:50,130 --> 00:28:52,264
♪ Hard ♪
579
00:28:52,265 --> 00:28:55,267
♪ I fell fast ♪
580
00:28:55,268 --> 00:28:57,536
[GASPS]
581
00:28:57,537 --> 00:28:58,837
Sorry.
582
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,739
Just your jacket.
583
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,608
Did you check under the bed?
584
00:29:02,609 --> 00:29:03,676
No.
585
00:29:03,677 --> 00:29:06,578
Oh, they love it down there.
586
00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:10,582
[GASPS]
587
00:29:12,619 --> 00:29:13,919
Puppy.
588
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,919
I've been looking for him.
589
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,005
Yeah.
590
00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:22,961
[SIGHS]
591
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,596
Can I ask you something?
592
00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:26,999
Mm-hmm.
593
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,301
Why would a monster want to eat you?
594
00:29:29,302 --> 00:29:31,570
I did something bad.
595
00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:36,775
Everyone does bad things.
596
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:40,779
I spilled my juice box
on Daddy's laptop.
597
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,147
Oh.
598
00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,416
Well, that sounds like an accident.
599
00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:46,685
But I blamed Julie.
600
00:29:46,686 --> 00:29:48,921
Well, what did Daddy say?
601
00:29:48,922 --> 00:29:51,824
We need a new babysitter.
602
00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,992
He was just upset.
603
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:59,098
Should I tell him it was me?
604
00:29:59,099 --> 00:30:00,766
Well...
605
00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:07,239
It won't fix his laptop.
606
00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:16,015
Just because you do a bad thing
607
00:30:16,016 --> 00:30:18,484
doesn't make you a bad person.
608
00:30:20,854 --> 00:30:23,789
[VOCALIZING]
609
00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:34,050
Can I help you, ma'am?
610
00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:36,869
I'm here to see Joel.
611
00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:39,371
Are you a friend?
612
00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:41,306
I was.
613
00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:43,042
Follow me.
614
00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:46,145
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
615
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:52,284
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
616
00:30:55,455 --> 00:30:57,656
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
617
00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:15,759
Come on. Open up.
Zoe has to go to the bathroom.
618
00:31:18,748 --> 00:31:20,752
Hey!
619
00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,045
Come here.
620
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:27,419
[GROWLS PLAYFULLY, LAUGHS]
621
00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:29,555
Daddy, I got to pee.
622
00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:31,096
- I can't breathe.
- I know.
623
00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:32,305
I just missed you guys.
624
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:34,326
You just saw them yesterday.
625
00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:37,431
OK, OK.
626
00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:40,065
Wow!
627
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,319
How late were you out?
628
00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:46,624
Oh, uh, you know, lost track.
629
00:31:46,626 --> 00:31:48,007
Oh.
630
00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:49,408
Who were you with?
631
00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:51,777
Uh, friends.
632
00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:55,032
Who?
633
00:31:55,034 --> 00:31:57,163
I don't even remember.
634
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,535
I had a lot to drink.
635
00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:06,459
Is that why you pulled
me on the dance floor?
636
00:32:06,726 --> 00:32:08,961
Huh?
637
00:32:08,962 --> 00:32:11,965
Because you were so drunk?
638
00:32:13,055 --> 00:32:14,099
[SIGHS]
639
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:18,103
I'm just, like...
640
00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,239
really freaked out.
641
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,341
Yeah.
642
00:32:22,342 --> 00:32:23,575
Me too.
643
00:32:23,576 --> 00:32:24,576
Melissa...
644
00:32:24,578 --> 00:32:27,479
That doesn't mean that we can't...
645
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,333
like, try again.
646
00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:32,851
Um...
647
00:32:32,852 --> 00:32:36,457
maybe we shouldn't just jump into this.
648
00:32:36,856 --> 00:32:39,709
What's that mean?
649
00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:42,695
Uh, it's complicated.
650
00:32:42,696 --> 00:32:45,297
OK?
651
00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:47,479
Well, you seemed to have
it all figured out last night.
652
00:32:47,481 --> 00:32:52,139
Well, I'm not in the
best place right now.
653
00:32:53,206 --> 00:32:56,109
Are you serious?
654
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,744
It wouldn't be fair to you.
655
00:32:58,745 --> 00:33:00,346
You know, I just...
656
00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:04,951
I kind of can't understand
what changed literally overnight.
657
00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:08,137
Nothing I could ever explain.
658
00:33:10,457 --> 00:33:12,658
OK.
659
00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:14,026
Thanks for the update.
660
00:33:14,027 --> 00:33:15,452
No, wait.
661
00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:17,062
No, you know, you don't
have to do the whole, like,
662
00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:18,597
"it's not you, it's me" thing.
663
00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:19,732
I... I get it.
664
00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:21,000
No, I highly doubt that.
665
00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:23,068
[SIGHS] Come on.
666
00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:25,270
It was a stupid idea anyways.
667
00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:28,240
Why?
668
00:33:28,241 --> 00:33:32,845
We were never gonna fix
something this broken, right?
669
00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:35,814
[SOMBER MUSIC]
670
00:33:42,822 --> 00:33:44,857
[SIGHS]
671
00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:08,681
[CRYING]
672
00:34:08,682 --> 00:34:11,617
[PHONE BUZZING]
673
00:34:17,524 --> 00:34:19,224
Marilyn?
674
00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,057
Whoa, just slow... slow down.
675
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,661
Slow down, OK?
676
00:34:22,662 --> 00:34:23,796
What?
677
00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:25,998
No, I haven't listened
to your voicemail yet.
678
00:34:25,999 --> 00:34:29,968
I... oh, my God.
679
00:34:29,969 --> 00:34:33,038
OK, OK, OK.
680
00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:35,774
- [KEYS JINGLING]
- I'm coming.
681
00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:38,844
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
682
00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:40,612
[DOOR SLAMS]
683
00:34:45,785 --> 00:34:47,419
[TENSE MUSIC]
684
00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:50,689
My friends and I sort
of murdered someone.
685
00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:51,924
Show me.
686
00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:00,733
All right.
687
00:35:00,734 --> 00:35:03,135
[CLEARS THROAT]
688
00:35:03,136 --> 00:35:05,504
Let's do this.
689
00:35:05,505 --> 00:35:06,672
Now?
690
00:35:06,673 --> 00:35:09,274
Would you rather wait
till the store is open?
691
00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:11,744
We cleaned everything.
692
00:35:11,745 --> 00:35:14,279
Trust me...
693
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,250
there's always evidence.
694
00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:21,120
I really don't want to go back there.
695
00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:23,144
Oh, I'm sorry, but, uh...
696
00:35:23,146 --> 00:35:25,657
[CLEARS THROAT]
697
00:35:25,658 --> 00:35:28,862
I'm really gonna need
you to walk me through it.
698
00:35:29,729 --> 00:35:33,132
Can't I just tell you how to get inside?
699
00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:35,968
Homicide's still gonna
need your statement.
700
00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:37,469
Why do we need to involve them?
701
00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:39,594
Because that's what happens
702
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,241
when you're charged with murder.
703
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,413
I was sort of hoping that
704
00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:50,549
we could keep this just
between the two of us.
705
00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:52,351
Let me get this straight.
706
00:35:52,352 --> 00:35:54,353
You rip out my heart,
707
00:35:54,354 --> 00:35:56,855
and now you expect me to help you?
708
00:35:56,856 --> 00:35:58,738
Can't I just owe you a favor?
709
00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,698
You then spiked it on the ground
710
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,227
while it was still barely beating
711
00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:07,165
and then you stomped
all over it for sport.
712
00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:10,002
OK, I could have
handled that differently.
713
00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:12,170
Yeah, I've got notes.
714
00:36:12,172 --> 00:36:14,106
I needed to make sure
that you wouldn't come back.
715
00:36:14,107 --> 00:36:15,140
Mission accomplished.
716
00:36:15,141 --> 00:36:17,744
Because I would have wanted you to.
717
00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:20,279
And then we would
have had tons of hot sex
718
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,015
because there is no other kind with us.
719
00:36:23,016 --> 00:36:24,383
And then I would have felt terrible
720
00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:25,681
and broken up with you again,
721
00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:26,891
and then more hot sex,
722
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:29,421
except now it's even
hotter because you're mad.
723
00:36:29,422 --> 00:36:32,480
And the cycle just repeats
itself over and over again,
724
00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:33,859
like a snake eating its tail.
725
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:35,394
And what is wrong with that?
726
00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:37,096
- It's not fair!
- To who?
727
00:36:37,097 --> 00:36:39,199
Everyone!
728
00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,699
You know you could
have just broken up with me
729
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:46,338
over a text like a normal person.
730
00:36:46,339 --> 00:36:50,142
There's nothing normal about this, Joel.
731
00:36:50,143 --> 00:36:51,844
Mm.
732
00:36:51,845 --> 00:36:54,113
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
733
00:36:54,114 --> 00:36:56,015
It's good you came in first.
734
00:36:56,016 --> 00:36:57,816
The DA will take it easy,
735
00:36:57,817 --> 00:37:00,019
and you'll do less
time than your friends.
736
00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:01,687
I can't sell them out.
737
00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:03,386
It's the only way to
avoid a long sentence.
738
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:04,814
I can't do that either.
739
00:37:04,816 --> 00:37:06,525
You might surprise yourself.
740
00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:10,329
They've got toilet wine.
741
00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:13,866
I can't have our baby behind bars.
742
00:37:13,867 --> 00:37:16,802
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
743
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,384
[THUDDING]
744
00:37:36,790 --> 00:37:40,159
[BIRD SQUAWKING]
745
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:44,930
I probably would have covered
up a murder for you anyway.
746
00:37:44,931 --> 00:37:48,686
That's not the only reason I told you.
747
00:37:54,507 --> 00:37:57,209
How the hell are we gonna do this?
748
00:37:57,210 --> 00:37:58,977
[SIGHS]
749
00:37:58,978 --> 00:38:01,447
I don't know.
750
00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:05,752
But I know I only
want to do it with you.
751
00:38:10,090 --> 00:38:12,391
And you're 100% sure that It's...
752
00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:14,059
Oh, God!
753
00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:16,328
Nothing happened with my ex.
754
00:38:16,329 --> 00:38:19,131
But you're such a good liar.
755
00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:24,003
Well, then why don't you
give me that polygraph?
756
00:38:24,004 --> 00:38:27,006
[LIGHT MUSIC]
757
00:38:35,151 --> 00:38:38,986
They only had decaf freshly brewed.
758
00:38:40,053 --> 00:38:42,021
My fave.
759
00:38:42,022 --> 00:38:46,525
Um, thank you so much for
meeting me on short notice.
760
00:38:46,526 --> 00:38:48,193
I didn't know if you'd be hungry.
761
00:38:48,194 --> 00:38:51,296
Oh, maybe later.
762
00:38:51,297 --> 00:38:55,467
So this is gonna
sound a little bit strange.
763
00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:58,971
The guy that you've been
following for my husband.
764
00:38:58,972 --> 00:39:02,274
My boy Brett.
765
00:39:02,275 --> 00:39:06,011
What exactly have you found on him?
766
00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:07,880
[SIGHS]
767
00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:12,184
Not a damn thing.
768
00:39:15,288 --> 00:39:16,789
Oh.
769
00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:21,724
- Oh, sorry.
- Oh, no, do your chair.
770
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:23,294
No, I don't have to.
771
00:39:23,296 --> 00:39:25,898
- [LAUGHS]
- [SIGHS]
772
00:39:25,899 --> 00:39:28,300
Did you get any sleep?
773
00:39:28,301 --> 00:39:30,353
No.
774
00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,184
Think we'll ever be the same?
775
00:39:45,185 --> 00:39:49,054
Maybe someday.
776
00:39:49,055 --> 00:39:53,110
I meant us.
777
00:39:53,286 --> 00:39:55,361
[DOOR CLICKS OPEN]
778
00:39:55,362 --> 00:39:57,830
Oh, hey.
779
00:39:57,831 --> 00:39:59,431
Has anyone heard from Birdie?
780
00:39:59,432 --> 00:40:01,700
Just goes straight to voicemail.
781
00:40:01,701 --> 00:40:03,068
[SIGHS]
782
00:40:03,069 --> 00:40:06,005
And why is Marilyn calling a
goddamn meeting so early?
783
00:40:06,006 --> 00:40:08,958
Shouldn't she be at home
with her goddamn cat?
784
00:40:09,776 --> 00:40:12,011
How are we ever
gonna get the quilt back?
785
00:40:12,012 --> 00:40:13,012
We're not.
786
00:40:13,013 --> 00:40:15,047
How are we ever gonna
get that phone back?
787
00:40:15,048 --> 00:40:17,700
We're not.
788
00:40:21,988 --> 00:40:24,991
[GROANS]
789
00:40:25,314 --> 00:40:27,493
There's just no way this ends well.
790
00:40:27,494 --> 00:40:30,396
Everything leads back to us.
791
00:40:30,397 --> 00:40:33,599
[PENSIVE MUSIC]
792
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,567
When a garden goes fallow,
793
00:40:35,568 --> 00:40:37,970
it may seem like there's nothing to do.
794
00:40:44,878 --> 00:40:48,047
♪ It's time to wake up ♪
795
00:40:48,048 --> 00:40:53,085
♪ Stop calling it love ♪
796
00:40:53,086 --> 00:40:56,455
Even though it just looks
like a bunch of empty soil,
797
00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:59,291
it's actually the most crucial time.
798
00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:05,292
♪ I wanted to be your star ♪
799
00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:07,700
♪ But you couldn't see ♪
800
00:41:07,701 --> 00:41:09,535
The slightest misstep,
801
00:41:09,536 --> 00:41:11,837
like adding too much fertilizer,
802
00:41:11,838 --> 00:41:15,140
can create problems
for generations to come.
803
00:41:20,246 --> 00:41:22,981
Looks like she bought it.
804
00:41:22,982 --> 00:41:25,918
So we dump it in some
frozen lake by their cabin?
805
00:41:25,919 --> 00:41:29,121
No, he's not going ice fishing.
806
00:41:29,122 --> 00:41:30,856
Where is he going?
807
00:41:30,857 --> 00:41:32,858
Shopping.
808
00:41:32,859 --> 00:41:35,194
For what?
809
00:41:35,195 --> 00:41:38,030
His new life.
810
00:41:38,031 --> 00:41:39,999
That's why you have to be willing
811
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,069
to roll up your sleeves
and get your hands dirty.
812
00:41:44,070 --> 00:41:47,039
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
813
00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:53,445
Whatever it takes to
protect the garden you love.
814
00:41:54,981 --> 00:41:56,615
Good news, baby.
815
00:41:56,616 --> 00:41:59,870
I found a way to get you that tuition.
816
00:42:00,175 --> 00:42:05,175
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