Original subtitles

LUCKY SHOT

Starring What really turns us on is cash.

And if the cash is there. Life becomes first class.

What really turns us on is sex.

When sex and cash are there You got a full success.

Edited by

Music by

Production Manager

Director of Photography

Screenplay by

Produced by

Directed by

- Your place? - You wanna stay here?

- G' night... - What?!

- After one dinner? - A very expensive one.

It would be cheaper if you ate less.

How romantic.

- The gate's broken? - Go away.

- Wet your finger. It might help. - Get lost.

Told you. It always works.

Come on, kitty.

Alex! Mom's away. You can live at large now.

You at it again? Since early morning.

Live is beautiful.

- Anything new? - Yes...

I'll drop by later.

If I let you in.

Don't overstrain yourself you'll get ruptured.

You came home without warning. I could get a neurosis.

First you'll get a spanking.

Why? I lost track of time playing bridge.

You want me walking the streets at night?

You should know me better. Mothers know best.

After all, you weren't suppose to be here.

I want to wish you happy birthday.

Buy yourself a present.

I don't know the needs of a grown man.

Now you're talking. Thanks.

Sorry for leaving you today.

Go. After the course you'll get a raise and we'll live like kings.

Of course. Remember to turn off the gas...

and to check the doors on your...

way out.

I've got you a new pack of cards for "bridge".

Play this card.

"Prosecutor insulted me"- claims, Ted Baginski

"Baginski is a Briber"

- Don't smoke that shit. - You silly boy.

If Clinton hadn't smoked pot, he wouldn't have been elected.

He confessed and his poll went sky high.

- But he didn't inhale. - Quiet. Look.

Baginski struck lucky again. The inquiry was dismissed.

No wonder. He's to rich to go to jail.

And now he's dealing with some Asians.

- I know. - How do you know?

- Are you up to something? - Me? No way.

- They should 've taken you. - It was a professional job.

No way. I know every pro in this town.

They'd drive my car back and even wash the windows.

And you also left the briefcase. You should be working for police.

We'll find the car sooner or later.

Find it today, or I'll blame you for it.

- Why boss, you know us. - Yes I do. Put the papers in.

Now you can talk.

OFFICIAL CRIME REPORT

Don't break your fingers!

Years of practice, damn it!

Figures. Have you ever found any stolen car?

A few times, you know...

This case, I don't think so.

- It looks like pro job. - But it wasn't.

- Car didn't drive off by itself. - Clever.

You figured that out yourself?

Mr. Ted Baginski...

Well, well... Sorry, sir. I didn't recognize you.

That's a different story.

Professionals wouldn't steal from you.

What do you mean?

Nothing. Just mumbling.

Listen...

I reported the crime for insurance reasons.

I don't have all day.

And you'll bring the papers to me in your teeth.

There is justice.

Going downtown.

- It's straight ahead. - Need a lift?

I can manage.

Come on. I work two floors above you.

- Which floor is my then? - 26-th.

Thanks. I live downtown, too.

What a coincidence.

- You've got a rich dad. - Yeah, very.

My boss also has a car like this.

It's in the same color.

Small world.

- It is your father's car? - Sure. I never lie.

Damn! I have to pick up my laundry.

- I'll get off here. - What? At this hour?

- You'll get it tomorrow. - Right, tomorrow.

Are you color-blind? That explains your driving.

I'm not in a hurry.

God, don't leave me with this lunatic!

- Did you say something? - No...

You, you...

Stop it! I'm driving! You wanna cause an accident?!

It can't be! Impossible.

I'm dreaming!

- Who did you steal it from? - I borrowed it from your boss.

I'm through! You son of a bitch!

Everyone will think, I set it up.

Even I would. I'll go down with you.

Mom! I don't wanna go to jail! What am I gonna do?

- What? - Didn't you want to go home?

Why did you do this to me?

Why me?

I'm attracted to you, but didn't know how to tell you.

- Is this a joke? - No...

I'm serious.

Crazy.

Look in the mirror. I'm not that crazy.

Nice going. They'll put you away for at least 2 years.

102.

You have just ruined your life!

It was worth it.

They shouldn't have left you out alone.

Stop the car! I don't wanna end up in jail.

Get out. If they catch you, I'm also finished.

Come on. I'd never turn you in.

I take your word for it.

Your forehead is bleeding.

It to get stolen.

You've blocked the way, you riffraff.

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

Scums riding limousines.

When you work, you have.

Could you slow down?

She doesn't like fast driving.

Call him.

- Baba? We found it. - Where?

In Warsaw.

- First the money, then I'll tell you. - Don't be a smart ass.

- It's O.K.? - Yes, but...

... some punks stole the radio.

- You know what's in here? - I don't wanna know.

Korean investment in a perfect location.

Your boss is a big shot.

- Looking for a salesman job? - No, just admiring.

- He runs a lot of businesses? - Don't know. It's not my job.

What is it, then?

So, you deliver mail?

What would you do if they'll catch you?

I'll wait till you come to see me.

Well, well...

I attract you that much?

You hardly know me.

Not quite. I'd even say we have a lot in common.

The roof vis--vis.

You were there?

You could have fallen down!

You pig!

- Promise you won't do it again. - No way.

You like it that much?

All right...

But under one condition.

You'll never climb that roof again.

I don't wanna have you on my conscience.

Romeo of mine.

Come...

I don't have to play saint for you, do I?

Well... You know... It's not what I meant.

I gotta go return this case.

You sure?

There are important papers in it.

Nice meeting you. Really great.

"Girls are... hot!"

"Girls are hot, and guys, too!"

"But don't worry, it will take some time.

Feel the chilly dawn everything will go...

'cuz boys don't cry..."

Fuckin' prick.

Sir... Are you there, sir?

- No. I'm dining now. - At Sheraton?

- No, at Bristol. What's up? - We had a call.

A man said, that someone wanted to run him over.

You want me to apologize to him?

No. But it was a silver Audi, like the one you're looking for.

- Give me the address. - 20 Mila St. by the overpass.

Easy man, easy. I'll tell you what you want.

- Who are you working for? - I found this car.

It was open. I saw the case and took it so no one would steal it.

I called the police. They're on their way.

Stay down, don't move!

- Alive? - Don't know.

Was it worth it to steal those wheels?

- What wheels? - Those that drove off.

- Who are you? - Your guardian angel.

So... Who did this to you?

I did. Self reproach?

Yeah... Did it hurt?

What do you think?

I don't think. I'm a police officer.

I'd like to know what happened.

- You do? - That's my job.

Sorry then.

23-rd of June. 18-th birthday.

Nice party. Robbery, demolition of properties;

two police cars, and one private.

What's your opinion, doctor?

- Inch deeper, he'd loose an eye. - What else?

A small kidney ache, but he can go.

You still remember nothing?

I'll take you to the station to help you remember.

That's the way to deal with those shits.

I've had two radios stolen from my car.

Really?

Is it usual procedure to stitch without anesthetic?

- Is this the doctor's car? - It is.

Tow away the white Opel blocking the ambulance parking...

in front of the hospital. On the double.

You still wanna get the shit beaten out of you?

A road hog police chase ended few hours ago.

2 patrol cars were hit. Bandit escaped.

Bravo officers! Just for you...

the theme from: "Smokey and the Bandit".

I live here.

So go on.

And you'll get me for for escape?

No. I'll shoot you.

Get lost. I checked you out. You don't have a record,

and don't look like a bad guy.

If we put you away - who knows. Go.

It's a birthday present from the police.

Really?

- Say hello to the babe. - What babe?

- The one you rode with. - Me? I was alone.

And I'm from "The X Files".

The Koreans arrive at 16:00.

They have a meeting with Madex Ltd.

At least they think they do.

- Stop. Are you blind? - What's up?

Shit that's what. There's a bomb. Get lost!

Holy cow.

You guys are bad luck. There's a bomb wherever you go.

Speeding in a residential area! Road hog.

The chairman awaits you.

How's our brave police force doing, Mr. Bond?

Same as always.

You got a nice place here.

Honest work is my best policy.

- I'm glad the car was found. - I heard you caught the thief.

You see, there's a problem.

In spite of intense police action, the thief got away.

- I have some questions. - To me?

I didn't steal it. It was stolen from me. Remember?

You're quite a joker.

Of course I remember. The question is how did you find it?

How did I find it?

I walked out of my house...

and the car was there.

Do you follow?

Know what, punk?!

I'll get you. You'll see.

And tell your bouncers not to get in my way.

Do you follow?

I found it.

Good bye, and thanks for the coffee.

What a weirdo. I didn't serve him coffee.

- Who is he? - Police. Car investigation.

- He found it? - No but we did.

- Who stole it? - A punk.

He won't be stealing for awhile. I foot's still bruised.

You should have seen it.

Come here, you moron.

I told you stay out of trouble.

I did. They got me involved.

Have you taken leave of your senses?

Next time duck to avoid the blows.

I'll do that.

Don't let me down.

I left my jacket.

Oh boy, you look...

- Finally I impressed you. - Idiot.

- The ride was exciting after all. - There are better ways...

Sure.

- I'll pull down the blinds. - Why? I'm here.

True.

What's wrong?

Why can't you?

Sorry. It happened,

- when they beat me. - What?

They hit you down there?

They broke something?

Not there, here.

Trauma. Understand?

Not quite.

At the end they took my pants off...

tied me up to the bumper, and dragged me along.

Oh no.

Not far, about 50 yards.

When people showed up they cut me loose and took off.

The local kids gathered around,

and I was lying there with no pants.

I even heard them laughing as the ambulance drove me away.

Sorry, I had to tell you.

Don't blame me for getting even with this son of a bitch.

I have to, otherwise I'll never be a man again.

What son of a bitch?

Your boss.

I'll con him yet, you'll see.

He's a gangster. He'll kill you.

A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.

Got it?

I figured it all out, but I need something to go on.

But, you stay out of it.

I don't want you photocopying anything...

Photocopying?

We'll split the money 50-50.

- You can hardly make ends meet. - What?

No one would catch you but I gotta do it myself.

And stay out of trouble.

Gotta go. Remember. Good-bye.

I'll never lie to a woman!

Was it a bet?

No, a penance.

- Let's go, please. - I can't.

You don't have to be a hero. Not for me.

I've got to stay.

"A man's gotta do, what he has to,

or he's no longer a man.

Got that?"

What kind of a woman are you?

How can you leave him?

If Kane would be my man I'd get a gun and fight.

- Why don't you? - He's not my husband.

You're his wife.

Oh, God...

- You're not happy to see me? - I am.

In my own way.

If you want me to go, say one word and I'm gone.

Go.

I can't do it to you. You'd regret it.

Did he see you?

- No way. I'm better. - Stay there and I'll believe you.

Not a word, not a single word!

Nice talking to you.

God! Do I always have to meet such morons?

I'm in.

You could insist a bit more.

You won't tell anyone?

Even if they'll drag you behind the car with no pants?

I'm a coward. If they catch me, I'll turn you in.

Hi. Is the stuff working O.K.?

- Yes, but I need more. - What? Another Zippergate?

Six for 300.

250.

Deal.

There's a good gear, but I'm 50 short.

I was to earn money not spend it.

- Beginnings are tough. - What a partner.

What are you doing here?

I'm watching your car.

I'm the car thief, remember.

Sclerosis. I can't help it.

Are you still suffering from a memory lapse?

- Sure. I've got trauma. - True.

Pity, 'cuz Baginski is scum. A real swindler.

If I had something on those two you don't remember,

they'd give me something on their boss, or I've got nothing.

Nothing at all.

Maybe they'd give me a medal.

Or a promotion.

- You're kind fellow, aren't you? - Of course.

A token of my kindness.

I bought it at the market.

Real, but remodeled.

- Cool, huh? - Yeah, cool.

"Gut"?

Thanks.

"It's vily gut"...

Give me the tip.

That's all he gave me.

I've already got two warnings for battering guests.

I owe you a 100 zloty. I'll be rich soon.

I'll bring it to him.

Good morning, sir. Mr. Kozlowski kindly requests...

- your signature. - Kindly requests?

Did I say something wrong?

No, no. Everything is perfectly all right.

Sorry, I dropped an earring.

No problem.

If you'd have any other papers to sign, please bring them in.

- Any time. - Thank you.

- Nice ass. - You're moron.

Girls like that don't stick out their butts without a reason.

What reason?

Check her wage.

Maybe it's because I pay her too much.

Too much? No way, sir.

- Leave it. - Take the money to the bank.

Be a pal. Let me listen.

What's that sound?

Be back in an hour.

May I smoke?

- What if there is a line-up? - Then I'll kick your ass.

It could be so simple.

I go through hell to get clearance to wire a joint.

And the pricks always know about it first.

Painful.

Very painful.

Yes, but I won't get my head busted.

Got that?

Will you tell me everything now?

I think so.

Let's go.

Leave it on,

you want it on tape.

Good morning. Baginski here. Did you get my application?

When will you process it?

You see...

I was surprised, too.

Eat while it's hot.

Very interesting.

Put me through to Mr. Kobuz at the Ministry.

It really works!

Good morning, sir. Baginski here.

Did you get my application?

When will you process it?

I know it's not easy, to get this location, but it's a big investment.

You know what I mean? Profit for a city...

Do you hear this?

Profit for everyone.

- I do, so? - They're talking about a bribe.

I'll inform you what's next.

Little shit.

Let's check up on the Koreans at the hotel.

You forgot to tell them to speak English.

I need 5 minutes to take care of this.

O.K. Zeng. Concentrate.

50% up front.

Give me 50 zloty.

Nice friends.

And what?

- You moron. - Whaj... Why?

It's Korean, and I'm from Vietnam.

- You don't understand a word? - And you understand Africans?

You go different vender.

But I won't pay for it.

- What if he won't take it? - He will.

- Where to, sir? - To the theater, dumb ass.

We know everything about him.

All he has to do now is make one little mistake.

It might take some time.

Not much, you'll see. I know him well.

A week without swindle, is a wasted week for him.

When he hears our price he'll get furious.

And I won't ever have to worry about being short on cash.

Never again.

There's a bottle of wine in the fridge.

Need help?

What's up?

They'll catch us...

- and kill us. - No one knows about you.

That's what you think. You won't be the on after me.

Just remember, who got me into all of this.

It would be better for you if there is no life after death.

One day, they will ask you in heaven "who is to blame?"

But, maybe they won't. They know everything without asking.

So what?

Let's go to bed, right?

It's my place. If anyone, I can go to bed.

You're on your own.

Jeez! I have no money, and now I'll lose my job.

Good morning.

Wash the car. Squeaky clean.

- How long have you been with us? - 2 years, but it's my first late.

Do you speak English?

We are in business with the Koreans.

Sensitive negotiations. We have to impress them.

I'm sure you can manage. We can work closer together.

And of course you'll get the raise, too.

Let's go.

It would give me a great pleasure, if only I could.

Of course, you can.

You start right now.

Meet them at the hotel. Give them a sight seeing tour?

In the evening bring them to my place for a summit talks.

Maybe we'll end with a climax?

So fast?

Why wait?

We are alone. You don't have to call me "sir".

It will ease our business relation.

Come on, sir.

I mean you...

...sir.

- Office is such a commonplace. - What?

Clean it well.

I'd better go.

Wait. He'll give you a lift.

It should hold the frequency.

Hope you've got a good reason.

They were pro, sir. From the car.

Oh fu... Call the boys.

They have to clean my home by night.

I'll kill those fuc...

They let you go.

Thank God. We got to run.

They found it. So? They still don't know who.

What if they figure it out?

They won't link me to the car.

The bug in the office also wouldn't lead to me.

Anyone could have planted it, even the cop.

He might have left it.

I don't know.

How did you put the bug in? The car was permanently guarded.

You punk! You stole it to put the bug in!

It was by chance.

Don't go there.

If something were to happen to you... I'd kill myself.

"I'm attracted to you, but didn't know how to tell you".

- You made a fool out of me! - Put the knife down.

- Let me explain. - I won't let you.

Wait!

What will you get when you combine chromosome X & Y...

What?

Genes!

Your boss and I have the same genes.

He's my father.

Couldn't be.

Wanna see my birth certificate?

He left us, when I was one year old. My mom told me...

not long ago.

He has a lot of money, but never pays alimony.

When I found out I wanted to get even.

- The money will be for us. - But you forgot to tell me?

It's purely business.

I still want to make some money.

But you know my dad is not a nice guy.

He let me go, so he doesn't suspect me.

- It might be a trap. - He's not that smart.

You've got the same genes.

Don't you dare touch me again!

This microphone works up to 25 feet. It'll register even if you don't.

Always face the person you are recording.

And do not hug, 'cuz you'll disconnect the wires.

It's for me to decide whether to hug or not.

I'll take my share and we'll go separate ways.

What a relief it will be.

- And what? - Nothing.

- The house is clean. - Go through the back door.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

They're looking for a bug. They'll kill me.

- Out! I have to search you. - Wait!

- Hands up. - You touch me,

and I'll shout as loud as I can.

You wanna go on?

The boss will like it.

Easy girl, easy. It's just a precaution.

Don't get mad. We check everyone.

Even such beautiful bodies.

I'll spank you, you old fart.

Sir, we're not alone.

It's nice here.

- We're alone, just as you wished. - It's also...

- in your interest. - Something to drink?

Thanks.

Let's get to business. How much?

I don't follow you, sir.

It won't write.

Do you have a pen?

Foolish. The house was checked for bugs an hour ago.

$200.000 cash.

No bargain.

- When? - The day after tomorrow.

Location permit upon cash.

- Here? - At noon.

- Nice doing business with you. - We're professionals.

We are professionals!

Everything as you want.

He wanted $250.000 but he went down to $200.000

Do you follow?

Really? That's good. "You great negotiator".

"You give "$100.000" and I give" $100.000"

"I've study economy in Poland. Nice country, honest men."

I'll drive them back to the hotel.

$200.000 cash.

- No bargain. - When?

After tomorrow. My permit upon your cash.

- Louder? - Turn it off, prick!

I didn't mean to intrude,

but you know it's important.

- Anything wrong? - It's all right. Reporters.

- They're everywhere. - Hello.

- Throw him out? - I can handle it.

Please, go away!

Bye.

If I go down, I'll drag your boss with me.

I'll sue him for bribing a government official. I'll crush him!

Very good. I'm not with him.

- What do you want? - This location permit.

- Impossible. It'd be suicide. - Don't worry. He'll get it.

But he'll pay a bit more. I have to earn a living.

The deal doesn't change for you.

Deal. Tomorrow at noon.

It's a complex procedure!

I'll listen to it in the hallway out loud.

In an hour.

Now.

Were there any copies made?

Of course, not having them, could be suicide.

Drop your earring again?

Boss will be happy.

Stupid bitch! Cheating me? It would be a first. Who is it?

- Not me. It's your son. - What son?

Yours!

- Olek? - Alex!

It's just a kid. He is... eighteen, fucking, years old.

Hopeless punk. Why did he do it?

Don't know. He stole your car,

and was planning to get you.

Get me?

How?

He was to collect the permit from the official.

Collect what?

- The permit? - From the Ministry.

I'll kill him. Does he live where he used to?

I don't know... Polish Army St.

Stay.

Mr. Baginski? After all these years.

- Alex will be happy to see you. - Hope so.

Good morning.

- I came to see my son. - I figure, you miss him a lot.

They cuffed me to the radiator!

I couldn't predict that.

- The money is in the safe. - So?

The safe is locked!

That's how it should be.

I've got an idea.

Not again!

A notable businessman caught on an ordinary house breaking.

God...

I expected more from you a fraudulent banking scheme for example.

I told you, I came to see my son.

- I lost my keys. - Sure. That explains everything.

Hope your son will confirm the story with the keys.

He wouldn't do anything nasty to his own dad.

We need to start from the proper digit.

First, 3 clicks, then 5, and 3. Just 9 combinations of the first digit.

Got that?

- Am I under arrest, or something? - Not yet.

I have to take a statement.

Fortunately I brought along a form.

I, Ted Baginski state...

that in order to get in...

to the apartment located on Polish Army St...

Is it right, so far?

How could I know that the knob turns both ways?

9 combinations to the left, 9 to the right.

9 alterations starting left, and 9 starting right.

9 to begin with 2 left, 9 with 2 right, then

2 times 9 for 3 to the left, 2 times 9 for 3 right.

2 times 9 for 3 in alterations.

2 to the left, 1 right, 2 right...

1 left... It's only...

90 possibilities!

I wanna die...

Once, I open this safe then I know what to do.

He stole $200.000

And left the permit.

Do you understand?

Not really. He must be your son.

Fact is a fact.

You know the name of this suit?

Las Vegas.

...97, 98, 99, 200.000!

Jeez! It's so nice that I wanna count it again!

I'll open it.

Something's wrong? Sorry.

Told you I'd be rich.

If there's something you need, sir... just call.

Yeah, sure.

- Do you want champagne? - I do, but later!

Listen... Am I your first lover?

First, was Claudia Schiffer on the magazine cover.

You always choose best of the best.

"Gotta run. Room's paid till 14:00". Alex!

You, you... scum!

You're scum.

Hi, shiny.

What are you looking at?

I understand.

But I don't care. It's your problem. I pay, I demand.

Here.

I want nothing from you.

I wanted to con you, but I'm not like you.

I've spent a few hundred. Expenses, you know.

Son!

There's no use crying over spilt milk. Forget the past.

I have neglected you, but you know,

troubles, problems...

You have guts. No one pulled one over me like that.

- We can play together. - We can't,

troubles, problems... you know Get us a new door.

You're a weakling.

I better like the door, or I'll do it again.

- Was he surprised? - His jaw dropped.

Tell me...

why did you let me get away with this?

Tapes.

And the double cheeseburger.

I'm a bit short for a double.

Then I won't tell you.

You scum! Prick! Useless punk! Where's the money?

I returned it. I'm not a thief.

No?

- You're not? - I told you, I never lie.

You used me! Bastard!

At least you can take it out on me.

Oh, God! I'll kill you!

Here I am.

When you were gone I didn't think about the money but...

about you.

That's disgusting.

I feel the same.

What the same?

We conquered him, we can conquer all.

The world is ours. You gotta believe it.

Getting in?

I have no money, no job, my car broke down...

You bet I'm in!