All language subtitles for Fuks (1999)_eng

LUCKY SHOT

Starring
What really turns us on is cash.

And if the cash is there.
Life becomes first class.

What really turns us on is sex.

When sex and cash are there
You got a full success.

Edited by

Music by

Production Manager

Director of Photography

Screenplay by

Produced by

Directed by

- Your place?
- You wanna stay here?

- G' night...
- What?!

- After one dinner?
- A very expensive one.

It would be cheaper
if you ate less.

How romantic.

- The gate's broken?
- Go away.

- Wet your finger. It might help.
- Get lost.

Told you.
It always works.

Come on, kitty.

Alex! Mom's away.
You can live at large now.

You at it again?
Since early morning.

Live is beautiful.

- Anything new?
- Yes...

I'll drop by later.

If I let you in.

Don't overstrain yourself
you'll get ruptured.

You came home without warning.
I could get a neurosis.

First you'll get a spanking.

Why? I lost track of time
playing bridge.

You want me walking
the streets at night?

You should know me better.
Mothers know best.

After all, you weren't
suppose to be here.

I want to wish you
happy birthday.

Buy yourself a present.

I don't know the needs
of a grown man.

Now you're talking.
Thanks.

Sorry for leaving you today.

Go. After the course you'll get
a raise and we'll live like kings.

Of course. Remember
to turn off the gas...

and to check
the doors on your...

way out.

I've got you a new pack
of cards for "bridge".

Play this card.

"Prosecutor insulted me"-
claims, Ted Baginski

"Baginski is a Briber"

- Don't smoke that shit.
- You silly boy.

If Clinton hadn't smoked pot,
he wouldn't have been elected.

He confessed
and his poll went sky high.

- But he didn't inhale.
- Quiet. Look.

Baginski struck lucky again.
The inquiry was dismissed.

No wonder. He's to rich
to go to jail.

And now he's dealing
with some Asians.

- I know.
- How do you know?

- Are you up to something?
- Me? No way.

- They should 've taken you.
- It was a professional job.

No way.
I know every pro in this town.

They'd drive my car back
and even wash the windows.

And you also left the briefcase.
You should be working for police.

We'll find the car
sooner or later.

Find it today,
or I'll blame you for it.

- Why boss, you know us.
- Yes I do. Put the papers in.

Now you can talk.

OFFICIAL CRIME REPORT

Don't break your fingers!

Years of practice, damn it!

Figures. Have you ever
found any stolen car?

A few times, you know...

This case,
I don't think so.

- It looks like pro job.
- But it wasn't.

- Car didn't drive off by itself.
- Clever.

You figured that out yourself?

Mr. Ted Baginski...

Well, well... Sorry, sir.
I didn't recognize you.

That's a different story.

Professionals wouldn't
steal from you.

What do you mean?

Nothing. Just mumbling.

Listen...

I reported the crime
for insurance reasons.

I don't have all day.

And you'll bring the papers
to me in your teeth.

There is justice.

Going downtown.

- It's straight ahead.
- Need a lift?

I can manage.

Come on.
I work two floors above you.

- Which floor is my then?
- 26-th.

Thanks.
I live downtown, too.

What a coincidence.

- You've got a rich dad.
- Yeah, very.

My boss also has
a car like this.

It's in the same color.

Small world.

- It is your father's car?
- Sure. I never lie.

Damn! I have to
pick up my laundry.

- I'll get off here.
- What? At this hour?

- You'll get it tomorrow.
- Right, tomorrow.

Are you color-blind?
That explains your driving.

I'm not in a hurry.

God, don't leave me
with this lunatic!

- Did you say something?
- No...

You, you...

Stop it! I'm driving!
You wanna cause an accident?!

It can't be!
Impossible.

I'm dreaming!

- Who did you steal it from?
- I borrowed it from your boss.

I'm through!
You son of a bitch!

Everyone will think,
I set it up.

Even I would.
I'll go down with you.

Mom! I don't wanna go to jail!
What am I gonna do?

- What?
- Didn't you want to go home?

Why did you do this to me?

Why me?

I'm attracted to you,
but didn't know how to tell you.

- Is this a joke?
- No...

I'm serious.

Crazy.

Look in the mirror.
I'm not that crazy.

Nice going. They'll put you away
for at least 2 years.

102.

You have just
ruined your life!

It was worth it.

They shouldn't have
left you out alone.

Stop the car! I don't wanna
end up in jail.

Get out. If they catch you,
I'm also finished.

Come on.
I'd never turn you in.

I take your word for it.

Your forehead is bleeding.

It to get stolen.

You've blocked the way,
you riffraff.

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

Scums riding limousines.

When you work, you have.

Could you slow down?

She doesn't like fast driving.

Call him.

- Baba? We found it.
- Where?

In Warsaw.

- First the money, then I'll tell you.
- Don't be a smart ass.

- It's O.K.?
- Yes, but...

... some punks
stole the radio.

- You know what's in here?
- I don't wanna know.

Korean investment
in a perfect location.

Your boss is a big shot.

- Looking for a salesman job?
- No, just admiring.

- He runs a lot of businesses?
- Don't know. It's not my job.

What is it, then?

So, you deliver mail?

What would you do
if they'll catch you?

I'll wait till you come
to see me.

Well, well...

I attract you that much?

You hardly know me.

Not quite. I'd even say
we have a lot in common.

The roof vis--vis.

You were there?

You could have
fallen down!

You pig!

- Promise you won't do it again.
- No way.

You like it that much?

All right...

But under one condition.

You'll never
climb that roof again.

I don't wanna have you
on my conscience.

Romeo of mine.

Come...

I don't have to play saint
for you, do I?

Well... You know...
It's not what I meant.

I gotta go return this case.

You sure?

There are important
papers in it.

Nice meeting you.
Really great.

"Girls are... hot!"

"Girls are hot,
and guys, too!"

"But don't worry,
it will take some time.

Feel the chilly dawn
everything will go...

'cuz boys don't cry..."

Fuckin' prick.

Sir...
Are you there, sir?

- No. I'm dining now.
- At Sheraton?

- No, at Bristol. What's up?
- We had a call.

A man said, that someone
wanted to run him over.

You want me
to apologize to him?

No. But it was a silver Audi,
like the one you're looking for.

- Give me the address.
- 20 Mila St. by the overpass.

Easy man, easy.
I'll tell you what you want.

- Who are you working for?
- I found this car.

It was open. I saw the case and took
it so no one would steal it.

I called the police.
They're on their way.

Stay down, don't move!

- Alive?
- Don't know.

Was it worth it
to steal those wheels?

- What wheels?
- Those that drove off.

- Who are you?
- Your guardian angel.

So...
Who did this to you?

I did.
Self reproach?

Yeah... Did it hurt?

What do you think?

I don't think.
I'm a police officer.

I'd like to know
what happened.

- You do?
- That's my job.

Sorry then.

23-rd of June.
18-th birthday.

Nice party. Robbery,
demolition of properties;

two police cars,
and one private.

What's your opinion, doctor?

- Inch deeper, he'd loose an eye.
- What else?

A small kidney ache,
but he can go.

You still remember nothing?

I'll take you to the station to
help you remember.

That's the way to deal with
those shits.

I've had two radios stolen
from my car.

Really?

Is it usual procedure to stitch
without anesthetic?

- Is this the doctor's car?
- It is.

Tow away the white Opel
blocking the ambulance parking...

in front of the hospital.
On the double.

You still wanna get
the shit beaten out of you?

A road hog police chase
ended few hours ago.

2 patrol cars were hit.
Bandit escaped.

Bravo officers!
Just for you...

the theme from:
"Smokey and the Bandit".

I live here.

So go on.

And you'll get me for
for escape?

No. I'll shoot you.

Get lost. I checked you out.
You don't have a record,

and don't look like a bad guy.

If we put you away -
who knows. Go.

It's a birthday present
from the police.

Really?

- Say hello to the babe.
- What babe?

- The one you rode with.
- Me? I was alone.

And I'm from "The X Files".

The Koreans arrive
at 16:00.

They have a meeting
with Madex Ltd.

At least they think they do.

- Stop. Are you blind?
- What's up?

Shit that's what.
There's a bomb. Get lost!

Holy cow.

You guys are bad luck.
There's a bomb wherever you go.

Speeding in a residential area!
Road hog.

The chairman awaits you.

How's our brave police force
doing, Mr. Bond?

Same as always.

You got a nice place here.

Honest work
is my best policy.

- I'm glad the car was found.
- I heard you caught the thief.

You see, there's a problem.

In spite of intense police action,
the thief got away.

- I have some questions.
- To me?

I didn't steal it. It was stolen
from me. Remember?

You're quite a joker.

Of course I remember. The
question is how did you find it?

How did I find it?

I walked out of my house...

and the car was there.

Do you follow?

Know what, punk?!

I'll get you.
You'll see.

And tell your bouncers
not to get in my way.

Do you follow?

I found it.

Good bye,
and thanks for the coffee.

What a weirdo.
I didn't serve him coffee.

- Who is he?
- Police. Car investigation.

- He found it?
- No but we did.

- Who stole it?
- A punk.

He won't be stealing for awhile.
I foot's still bruised.

You should have seen it.

Come here, you moron.

I told you stay out of trouble.

I did. They got me involved.

Have you taken leave
of your senses?

Next time duck
to avoid the blows.

I'll do that.

Don't let me down.

I left my jacket.

Oh boy, you look...

- Finally I impressed you.
- Idiot.

- The ride was exciting after all.
- There are better ways...

Sure.

- I'll pull down the blinds.
- Why? I'm here.

True.

What's wrong?

Why can't you?

Sorry. It happened,

- when they beat me.
- What?

They hit you down there?

They broke something?

Not there, here.

Trauma. Understand?

Not quite.

At the end
they took my pants off...

tied me up to the bumper,
and dragged me along.

Oh no.

Not far, about 50 yards.

When people showed up
they cut me loose and took off.

The local kids
gathered around,

and I was lying there
with no pants.

I even heard them laughing
as the ambulance drove me away.

Sorry, I had to tell you.

Don't blame me for getting even
with this son of a bitch.

I have to, otherwise
I'll never be a man again.

What son of a bitch?

Your boss.

I'll con him yet, you'll see.

He's a gangster.
He'll kill you.

A man's gotta do,
what a man's gotta do.

Got it?

I figured it all out,
but I need something to go on.

But, you stay out of it.

I don't want you
photocopying anything...

Photocopying?

We'll split the money 50-50.

- You can hardly make ends meet.
- What?

No one would catch you
but I gotta do it myself.

And stay out of trouble.

Gotta go.
Remember. Good-bye.

I'll never lie to a woman!

Was it a bet?

No, a penance.

- Let's go, please.
- I can't.

You don't have to be a hero.
Not for me.

I've got to stay.

"A man's gotta do,
what he has to,

or he's no longer a man.

Got that?"

What kind
of a woman are you?

How can you leave him?

If Kane would be my man
I'd get a gun and fight.

- Why don't you?
- He's not my husband.

You're his wife.

Oh, God...

- You're not happy to see me?
- I am.

In my own way.

If you want me to go,
say one word and I'm gone.

Go.

I can't do it to you.
You'd regret it.

Did he see you?

- No way. I'm better.
- Stay there and I'll believe you.

Not a word,
not a single word!

Nice talking to you.

God! Do I always have to meet
such morons?

I'm in.

You could insist a bit more.

You won't tell anyone?

Even if they'll drag you
behind the car with no pants?

I'm a coward. If they catch me,
I'll turn you in.

Hi.
Is the stuff working O.K.?

- Yes, but I need more.
- What? Another Zippergate?

Six for 300.

250.

Deal.

There's a good gear,
but I'm 50 short.

I was to earn money
not spend it.

- Beginnings are tough.
- What a partner.

What are you doing here?

I'm watching your car.

I'm the car thief, remember.

Sclerosis. I can't help it.

Are you still suffering from
a memory lapse?

- Sure. I've got trauma.
- True.

Pity, 'cuz Baginski
is scum. A real swindler.

If I had something on those two
you don't remember,

they'd give me something on
their boss, or I've got nothing.

Nothing at all.

Maybe they'd give me a medal.

Or a promotion.

- You're kind fellow, aren't you?
- Of course.

A token of my kindness.

I bought it at the market.

Real, but remodeled.

- Cool, huh?
- Yeah, cool.

"Gut"?

Thanks.

"It's vily gut"...

Give me the tip.

That's all he gave me.

I've already got two warnings
for battering guests.

I owe you a 100 zloty.
I'll be rich soon.

I'll bring it to him.

Good morning, sir.
Mr. Kozlowski kindly requests...

- your signature.
- Kindly requests?

Did I say something wrong?

No, no. Everything is
perfectly all right.

Sorry, I dropped an earring.

No problem.

If you'd have any other papers
to sign, please bring them in.

- Any time.
- Thank you.

- Nice ass.
- You're moron.

Girls like that don't stick out
their butts without a reason.

What reason?

Check her wage.

Maybe it's because
I pay her too much.

Too much?
No way, sir.

- Leave it.
- Take the money to the bank.

Be a pal.
Let me listen.

What's that sound?

Be back in an hour.

May I smoke?

- What if there is a line-up?
- Then I'll kick your ass.

It could be so simple.

I go through hell to get clearance
to wire a joint.

And the pricks always know
about it first.

Painful.

Very painful.

Yes, but I won't get
my head busted.

Got that?

Will you tell me
everything now?

I think so.

Let's go.

Leave it on,

you want it on tape.

Good morning. Baginski here.
Did you get my application?

When will you
process it?

You see...

I was surprised, too.

Eat while it's hot.

Very interesting.

Put me through to Mr. Kobuz
at the Ministry.

It really works!

Good morning, sir.
Baginski here.

Did you get my application?

When will you process it?

I know it's not easy, to get this
location, but it's a big investment.

You know what I mean?
Profit for a city...

Do you hear this?

Profit for everyone.

- I do, so?
- They're talking about a bribe.

I'll inform you what's next.

Little shit.

Let's check up on
the Koreans at the hotel.

You forgot to tell them
to speak English.

I need 5 minutes
to take care of this.

O.K. Zeng. Concentrate.

50% up front.

Give me 50 zloty.

Nice friends.

And what?

- You moron.
- Whaj... Why?

It's Korean,
and I'm from Vietnam.

- You don't understand a word?
- And you understand Africans?

You go different vender.

But I won't pay for it.

- What if he won't take it?
- He will.

- Where to, sir?
- To the theater, dumb ass.

We know everything
about him.

All he has to do now
is make one little mistake.

It might take some time.

Not much, you'll see.
I know him well.

A week without swindle,
is a wasted week for him.

When he hears our price
he'll get furious.

And I won't ever have to
worry about being short on cash.

Never again.

There's a bottle of wine
in the fridge.

Need help?

What's up?

They'll catch us...

- and kill us.
- No one knows about you.

That's what you think.
You won't be the on after me.

Just remember,
who got me into all of this.

It would be better for you
if there is no life after death.

One day, they will ask you in
heaven "who is to blame?"

But, maybe they won't.
They know everything without asking.

So what?

Let's go to bed, right?

It's my place.
If anyone, I can go to bed.

You're on your own.

Jeez! I have no money,
and now I'll lose my job.

Good morning.

Wash the car. Squeaky clean.

- How long have you been with us?
- 2 years, but it's my first late.

Do you speak English?

We are in business with
the Koreans.

Sensitive negotiations.
We have to impress them.

I'm sure you can manage.
We can work closer together.

And of course
you'll get the raise, too.

Let's go.

It would give me a great pleasure,
if only I could.

Of course, you can.

You start right now.

Meet them at the hotel.
Give them a sight seeing tour?

In the evening bring them
to my place for a summit talks.

Maybe we'll end
with a climax?

So fast?

Why wait?

We are alone. You don't have
to call me "sir".

It will ease
our business relation.

Come on, sir.

I mean you...

...sir.

- Office is such a commonplace.
- What?

Clean it well.

I'd better go.

Wait. He'll give you a lift.

It should
hold the frequency.

Hope you've got
a good reason.

They were pro, sir.
From the car.

Oh fu...
Call the boys.

They have to clean
my home by night.

I'll kill those fuc...

They let you go.

Thank God.
We got to run.

They found it. So?
They still don't know who.

What if they figure it out?

They won't link me
to the car.

The bug in the office
also wouldn't lead to me.

Anyone could have planted it,
even the cop.

He might have left it.

I don't know.

How did you put the bug in?
The car was permanently guarded.

You punk! You stole it
to put the bug in!

It was by chance.

Don't go there.

If something were to happen
to you... I'd kill myself.

"I'm attracted to you,
but didn't know how to tell you".

- You made a fool out of me!
- Put the knife down.

- Let me explain.
- I won't let you.

Wait!

What will you get when you
combine chromosome X & Y...

What?

Genes!

Your boss and I
have the same genes.

He's my father.

Couldn't be.

Wanna see my
birth certificate?

He left us, when I was
one year old. My mom told me...

not long ago.

He has a lot of money,
but never pays alimony.

When I found out
I wanted to get even.

- The money will be for us.
- But you forgot to tell me?

It's purely business.

I still want to make some money.

But you know
my dad is not a nice guy.

He let me go,
so he doesn't suspect me.

- It might be a trap.
- He's not that smart.

You've got the same genes.

Don't you dare
touch me again!

This microphone works up to 25 feet.
It'll register even if you don't.

Always face the person you are
recording.

And do not hug,
'cuz you'll disconnect the wires.

It's for me to decide
whether to hug or not.

I'll take my share and
we'll go separate ways.

What a relief it will be.

- And what?
- Nothing.

- The house is clean.
- Go through the back door.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

They're looking for a bug.
They'll kill me.

- Out! I have to search you.
- Wait!

- Hands up.
- You touch me,

and I'll shout
as loud as I can.

You wanna go on?

The boss will like it.

Easy girl, easy.
It's just a precaution.

Don't get mad.
We check everyone.

Even such beautiful bodies.

I'll spank you, you old fart.

Sir, we're not alone.

It's nice here.

- We're alone, just as you wished.
- It's also...

- in your interest.
- Something to drink?

Thanks.

Let's get to business.
How much?

I don't follow you, sir.

It won't write.

Do you have a pen?

Foolish. The house was checked
for bugs an hour ago.

$200.000 cash.

No bargain.

- When?
- The day after tomorrow.

Location permit upon cash.

- Here?
- At noon.

- Nice doing business with you.
- We're professionals.

We are professionals!

Everything as you want.

He wanted $250.000
but he went down to $200.000

Do you follow?

Really? That's good.
"You great negotiator".

"You give "$100.000"
and I give" $100.000"

"I've study economy in Poland.
Nice country, honest men."

I'll drive them back
to the hotel.

$200.000 cash.

- No bargain.
- When?

After tomorrow.
My permit upon your cash.

- Louder?
- Turn it off, prick!

I didn't mean to intrude,

but you know it's important.

- Anything wrong?
- It's all right. Reporters.

- They're everywhere.
- Hello.

- Throw him out?
- I can handle it.

Please, go away!

Bye.

If I go down,
I'll drag your boss with me.

I'll sue him for bribing
a government official. I'll crush him!

Very good.
I'm not with him.

- What do you want?
- This location permit.

- Impossible. It'd be suicide.
- Don't worry. He'll get it.

But he'll pay a bit more.
I have to earn a living.

The deal doesn't change for you.

Deal. Tomorrow at noon.

It's a complex procedure!

I'll listen to it
in the hallway out loud.

In an hour.

Now.

Were there any copies made?

Of course, not having them,
could be suicide.

Drop your earring again?

Boss will be happy.

Stupid bitch! Cheating me?
It would be a first. Who is it?

- Not me. It's your son.
- What son?

Yours!

- Olek?
- Alex!

It's just a kid.
He is... eighteen, fucking, years old.

Hopeless punk.
Why did he do it?

Don't know.
He stole your car,

and was planning
to get you.

Get me?

How?

He was to collect the permit
from the official.

Collect what?

- The permit?
- From the Ministry.

I'll kill him. Does he live
where he used to?

I don't know...
Polish Army St.

Stay.

Mr. Baginski?
After all these years.

- Alex will be happy to see you.
- Hope so.

Good morning.

- I came to see my son.
- I figure, you miss him a lot.

They cuffed me
to the radiator!

I couldn't predict that.

- The money is in the safe.
- So?

The safe is locked!

That's how it should be.

I've got an idea.

Not again!

A notable businessman caught
on an ordinary house breaking.

God...

I expected more from you a fraudulent
banking scheme for example.

I told you, I came to see my son.

- I lost my keys.
- Sure. That explains everything.

Hope your son will confirm
the story with the keys.

He wouldn't do anything
nasty to his own dad.

We need to start from
the proper digit.

First, 3 clicks, then 5, and 3.
Just 9 combinations of the first digit.

Got that?

- Am I under arrest, or something?
- Not yet.

I have to take a statement.

Fortunately I brought
along a form.

I, Ted Baginski state...

that in order to get in...

to the apartment located
on Polish Army St...

Is it right, so far?

How could I know that the
knob turns both ways?

9 combinations to the left,
9 to the right.

9 alterations starting left,
and 9 starting right.

9 to begin with 2 left,
9 with 2 right, then

2 times 9 for 3 to the left,
2 times 9 for 3 right.

2 times 9 for 3
in alterations.

2 to the left, 1 right,
2 right...

1 left... It's only...

90 possibilities!

I wanna die...

Once, I open this safe
then I know what to do.

He stole $200.000

And left the permit.

Do you understand?

Not really.
He must be your son.

Fact is a fact.

You know the name
of this suit?

Las Vegas.

...97, 98, 99, 200.000!

Jeez! It's so nice that
I wanna count it again!

I'll open it.

Something's wrong?
Sorry.

Told you I'd be rich.

If there's something
you need, sir... just call.

Yeah, sure.

- Do you want champagne?
- I do, but later!

Listen...
Am I your first lover?

First, was Claudia Schiffer
on the magazine cover.

You always choose
best of the best.

"Gotta run.
Room's paid till 14:00". Alex!

You, you... scum!

You're scum.

Hi, shiny.

What are you looking at?

I understand.

But I don't care. It's your problem.
I pay, I demand.

Here.

I want nothing from you.

I wanted to con you,
but I'm not like you.

I've spent a few hundred.
Expenses, you know.

Son!

There's no use crying over
spilt milk. Forget the past.

I have neglected you,
but you know,

troubles, problems...

You have guts. No one pulled
one over me like that.

- We can play together.
- We can't,

troubles, problems... you know
Get us a new door.

You're a weakling.

I better like the door,
or I'll do it again.

- Was he surprised?
- His jaw dropped.

Tell me...

why did you let me get away
with this?

Tapes.

And the double cheeseburger.

I'm a bit short
for a double.

Then I won't tell you.

You scum! Prick! Useless punk!
Where's the money?

I returned it.
I'm not a thief.

No?

- You're not?
- I told you, I never lie.

You used me! Bastard!

At least you can take it out on me.

Oh, God! I'll kill you!

Here I am.

When you were gone I didn't
think about the money but...

about you.

That's disgusting.

I feel the same.

What the same?

We conquered him,
we can conquer all.

The world is ours.
You gotta believe it.

Getting in?

I have no money,
no job, my car broke down...

You bet I'm in!