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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,500 Come, come! 2 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,300 Please, please! 3 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,300 Aziz. 4 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,600 Aziz. 5 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,000 Aziz, light! 6 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Aziz, light. 7 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:27,700 Good. 8 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:30,500 We start again. 9 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:33,900 "When the three planets are in eclipse, 10 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,200 "the black hole, like a door, is open. 11 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,000 "Evil comes 12 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,700 "spreading terror and chaos." 13 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:44,300 See the snake, Billy? The ultimate evil. 14 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:47,500 - Make sure you get the snake. - Yes, I've got your snakes. 15 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,100 I got all the snakes. 16 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:51,500 So, when is this snake act supposed to occur? 17 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,100 Well, if this is the five 18 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,400 and this is the one... 19 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:04,300 Every 5,000 years. 20 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,800 So, I've got some time, then. 21 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:17,600 You bring them water. 22 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,200 Good boy. I will take it to them. 23 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,600 Go with God. Be safe from evil. 24 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:28,000 You see here these different peoples, or symbols of people 25 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,200 gathering together the four elements of life, 26 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,000 water, fire, earth, air, 27 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,200 around a fifth one. 28 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,900 A fifth... 29 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,300 element. 30 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,200 Forgive me, Lord. 31 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,300 They already know too much. 32 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,300 Ah, father! 33 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,300 - How are you today? - Well, Billy, well. 34 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:55,900 - You have some glasses? - Of course. 35 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,600 Father, I'm so glad to see you. It's the most extraordinary thing. 36 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,100 I mean, look, it's the greatest find in history. 37 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,100 Yes, you must be parched. 38 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,300 Oh, yes, yes. I'm sorry. 39 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,600 It's like a battle plan. 40 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,700 Here, the good. Here, the evil. 41 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:19,400 And here, a weapon against evil. 42 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:23,000 I'm going to be famous. 43 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,300 Then let us toast to your fame. 44 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,800 To fame. 45 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,800 Salute. 46 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,100 You can't drink a toast with water. Billy, in my sack, the grappa. 47 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,300 Ah, yes! 48 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:54,100 This I don't understand, but this could be something... 49 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,300 prehistoric. 50 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,800 Maybe, I don't know. 51 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,900 But wait. 52 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:02,600 Here. 53 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:12,000 Look, look. 54 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,500 They're here. 55 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,600 This man, 56 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,200 this perfect being. 57 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:36,800 I know this is the key, I know it. 58 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,300 This divine light they talk about. 59 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,500 What is divine light? 60 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,400 Aziz, light! 61 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,200 Much better. Thank you, Aziz. 62 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,300 My Lord. 63 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:58,500 Father, this is the most unbelievable thing I have ever seen. 64 00:07:58,700 --> 00:07:59,900 Don't you think? 65 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,700 Are you German? 66 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,100 Lord, I know he was about to discover everything. 67 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:16,300 But there is no worry. I was there in time. 68 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,600 Priest, you and those before you, 69 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,100 have served us well. 70 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:24,100 But war is coming. 71 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:27,500 Stones not safe on Earth anymore. 72 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,300 This... 73 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,400 is really amazing. 74 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,500 The fifth element. 75 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,500 Take the stones. 76 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,900 My Lord, if you take the weapon, 77 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,200 we will be defenceless when evil returns. 78 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:15,900 In 300 years, when evil returns, 79 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:18,100 so shall we. 80 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:27,500 Oh, professor! 81 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,300 Professor! 82 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,200 Don't move! 83 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,400 - Billy! - I have a gun! 84 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,000 Please, understand. They're our friends. 85 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,400 Friends? 86 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,900 Father, they've killed the professor! They're monsters! 87 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:51,500 I'll explain everything. Billy! 88 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,200 - You're with them? - Billy, look at me. 89 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,700 Look at me. I am your friend. 90 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:57,300 - No, Father. - Billy, look at me! 91 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:01,600 Please, put the gun down. 92 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:02,900 No! 93 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,900 Billy, no! 94 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,800 Hurry! The wall is closing! 95 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,700 Here is your mission now. 96 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,800 Pass your knowledge to the next priest as it was passed on to you. 97 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,600 I will do as you command, but, please, hurry, you still have time. 98 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,800 Time not important. 99 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:28,400 Only life important. 100 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,700 I will fulfill my mission! 101 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,500 You can count on me! 102 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:53,300 I will pass the knowledge until your return. 103 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,300 - Anything yet? - No, sir. 104 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,700 - Not even a temperature? - The thermal analyzers have jammed. 105 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,500 One of them shows a million degrees, the others minus 5,000. 106 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,700 Let's see it. 107 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,000 It's taking shape. 108 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,200 Send out a probe. 109 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,600 Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the Federated Territories. 110 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,000 On air with General Staedert in 30 seconds. 111 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:30,200 Oh, I saved this seat for you, Father. 112 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,600 President on the line, sir. 113 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,000 We're in position, Mr. President. 114 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:38,300 I have to address the Supreme Council in ten minutes. Just the facts, General.. 115 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,200 There are no results from the chemical and molecular analysis as yet. 116 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:42,700 All the calibres are overshot. 117 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,700 We're initiating a thermonucleatic imaging. 118 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:47,600 So, what you're saying is you don't know what this is. 119 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:50,100 Not yet, sir. All we know is it just keeps getting bigger. 120 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,400 Recommendation? 121 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:54,700 My philosophy, Mr. President, is shoot first and ask questions later. 122 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,100 I don't like uninvited guests. 123 00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:00,000 - All right, then, Staedert-- - Mr. President? 124 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,200 Yes? 125 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:05,900 Priest Vito Cornelius, expert of astrophenomenon. 126 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:10,800 I have a different theory to offer you, sir. 127 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,900 You have 20 seconds. 128 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,900 Imagine for a moment that this... 129 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,900 thing is not anything that can be identified, 130 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,600 because it prefers not to be. 131 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,600 Wherever there is life, it brings death. 132 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,800 Because it is evil. Absolute evil. 133 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,500 One more reason to shoot first. 134 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,300 Evil begets evil, Mr. President. 135 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,000 Shooting will only make it stronger. 136 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,600 Probe will obtain its objective in five seconds. 137 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,900 Growth rate is at 27%. 138 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:57,000 Your theory is interesting, Father, but we don't have time to go onto that right now. 139 00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:00,600 Time is of no importance, Mr. President. Only life is important. 140 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,200 You're right. That's exactly what we're gonna do. 141 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,500 We're gonna protect the life of some 200 billion of my fellow citizens. 142 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,200 General, you may fire when ready. 143 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,500 Upfront loading of a 120-ZR missile. Marker lights on the objective. 144 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,500 Its structure has just solidified on the surface. 145 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:23,300 I think it's anticipating the attack. Anticipation denotes intelligence. 146 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:27,700 The most terrible intelligence imaginable, Mr. President. 147 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,000 120's loaded. 148 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,700 The ship is in combat formation. Missiles are loaded, Mr. President. 149 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,700 - Staedert. - Yes, sir. 150 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,700 - I have a doubt. - I don't, Mr. President. 151 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,200 Staedert. 152 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,700 What happened? Staedert, can you hear me? 153 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,600 Staedert, what happened, Staedert? 154 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,400 - Did you destroy it? - I'm about to, sir. 155 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,900 The planet has increased in diameter by 200%. 156 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,600 It's moving towards the ship. 157 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,200 What do we have that's bigger than 240? 158 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,700 Nothing, sir. 159 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,300 Staedert, do you hear me? Get out of there. 160 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,600 I don't want an incident. Do you hear me, Staedert? 161 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:31,000 Get out of there. Can you hear me, Staedert? 162 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,000 Do you understand? Listen. 163 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,100 This is the president. That's an order. 164 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,300 Do you understand me? Do you hear me? 165 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,500 Get out of there! 166 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,600 Good God! 167 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,500 Four a day. 168 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,500 I'm trying. 169 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,000 To quit is my goal. 170 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,200 I'm up. 171 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,300 All right, I'm up. 172 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,800 God! 173 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,300 Yeah, yeah! 174 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,700 - Yes? - Hey, dog brain, Finger here. 175 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,100 - Hi, sweetie. - I love you too, Major, 176 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,400 but you haven't called me that since basic training. 177 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,700 - I was talking to the cat. - Oh, yeah, I forgot. 178 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,300 You still prefer your cat to the real thing. 179 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,200 At least the cat comes back. 180 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,900 You're still pining for that two-timing slut? 181 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,900 Forget about her, man. There're a million women out there. 182 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,700 I don't want a million women. 183 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,800 I just want one. 184 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,000 The perfect one. 185 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,800 - It don't exist, Major. - Yeah, I know. 186 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,800 - What? - I just found a picture of you. 187 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,500 - How do I look? - Like shit. 188 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,100 It must be an old picture. 189 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:20,400 Listen, you gotta bring me in your hack for a six-month overhaul. 190 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,000 - Negative. - ASAP. 191 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,700 - I don't need one. - Hey! 192 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,400 Are you forgetting who sat next to you for a thousand missions? 193 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,500 I know how you drive. 194 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:32,200 Finger, I drive a cab now, not a space fighter. 195 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,000 Okay, so tell me. How many points you got left on your license? 196 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,400 Major, how many points? 197 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,900 At least 50. 198 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,500 You know what? You gotta learn how to lie better. 199 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,000 See you tonight. 200 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,200 Welcome to paradise. 201 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,000 Welcome to Fhloston Paradise! 202 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,300 This is Ruby Rhod, your main man, and I will tell you live at 5:00 203 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,600 the name of the winner of the Supergreen Gemini Croquette Contest! 204 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:02,900 The winner will go with me for two days to Fhloston Paradise. 205 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,800 So, tune in to Radio Cosmos. 206 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:08,100 Don't watch it all day, sweety. It'll rot your brain. 207 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,700 For a perfect world. 208 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,600 - Give me the cash. - Been here long? 209 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,200 Yeah, long enough. Come on, give me the cash! 210 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,500 Is that a Z-140? Alleviated titanium. 211 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:26,000 - Neurocharged assault model. - Yeah, yeah. 212 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,300 Good thing for me it's not loaded. 213 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,400 - What do you mean, it's not loaded? - Well, you have to... 214 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,500 to push that little yellow button to load it. 215 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,900 Take your time. 216 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,000 Want me to...? 217 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,200 Okay? 218 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,900 There you go. 219 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,100 Give me the cash! 220 00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,000 That's a very dangerous gun. 221 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,500 Maybe you better let me hang on to this one for you, huh? 222 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,900 - You don't mind, do you? - No. 223 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,400 - You sure? - No. 224 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,700 Take it. I don't need it. 225 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,500 That's a very nice hat. 226 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,000 You like it? 227 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,700 Please enter your license. 228 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,000 Yes, yes, just a minute. 229 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,000 Welcome on board, Mr. Dallas. 230 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,900 - Good morning. - Fuel levels, check. 231 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,200 Sleep well? Yeah, me too. 232 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,200 - I had a horrible nightmare. - Propulsion 2-X-4. 233 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,200 You have 5 points left on your license. 234 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:49,800 Yes, thank you for reminding me. 235 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Have a nice day. 236 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,500 Why not? 237 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,200 You have 48 hours. 238 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,600 That's the length of time it needs to adapt itself to our living conditions. 239 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,700 - And then? - And then it will be too late. 240 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:14,300 The goal of this thing is not to fight over money or power... 241 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,500 but to exterminate life. All forms of life. 242 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:23,000 So, what you're telling me, Father, there's nothing that can stop this. 243 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,100 There is only one thing. 244 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,700 The Mondoshawan have in their possession the only weapon to defeat evil. 245 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,900 Four elements... 246 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,500 gathered around a fifth... 247 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,300 supreme being, the ultimate warrior, 248 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,400 created to protect life. 249 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,700 Together they produce what the ancients call the Light of Creation. 250 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,400 Able to bring life to the farthest reaches of the universe. 251 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:54,900 But if evil stands there... 252 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,800 Then what? 253 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,000 Then light turns to dark... 254 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:01,900 Life to death... 255 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,600 Forever. 256 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,100 Sir, there's a Mondoshawan spaceship at the frontier 257 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,600 requesting permission to enter our territory. 258 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,400 Give it permission to enter our territories with our warmest regards. 259 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,600 Thank you. 260 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,800 Permission to enter granted. 261 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,100 Showtime. 262 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,200 We are lost. 263 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,200 Aknot, we are connected to Earth. 264 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,500 Mr. Zorg's office. 265 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,000 It's Aknot. 266 00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:34,500 I'm so glad to hear you, Aknot. 267 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,200 The mission is accomplished. 268 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,000 You'll have what you asked for in a few hours. 269 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,700 Good. I'll meet you at my factory. 270 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,300 The attack was launched by two unregistered warships. 271 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,100 - Close all borders and declare a state of general alert. - Yes, sir. 272 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,200 - Try to make contact with the Mondoshawans. We owe them an explanation. - Sir. 273 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,900 300 years of waiting, for nothing. 274 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,400 Father, you should go home now and get some rest. 275 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,500 No. 276 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,700 The Mondoshawan... 277 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,400 I am their contact on Earth. They will come for me. 278 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:09,000 Father, this is government business now. I will keep you informed. 279 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,400 The rescue team has reported from the Mondoshawan crash site. 280 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,900 Any survivors? 281 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,400 Only one. 282 00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,200 Is that what you call that a survivor? 283 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,400 A few cells are still alive. It's more than I need. 284 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,900 Have you at least identified it? 285 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,700 We tried, but the computer went off the charts. 286 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,700 You see, normal human beings have 40 DNA memo groups, 287 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,400 which is more than enough for any species to perpetuate itself. 288 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,100 This has 200,000 memo groups. 289 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:43,000 Sounds like a freak of nature to me. 290 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,800 Yeah. Can't wait to meet him. 291 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:55,400 You okay, General? Over here. 292 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,600 Excuse me. 293 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,100 Okay, General, I wanna show you something here. 294 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,500 This is a normal human DNA chain, okay? 295 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,700 You, me, anybody, right? 296 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:12,300 Watch this. 297 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:16,600 The compositional elements of his DNA chain are the same as ours. 298 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:20,000 There's simply more of them, tightly packed with infinite genetic knowledge. 299 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:22,900 Almost like this being was... engineered. 300 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,400 - Is there any danger? - No, no, no, no, no! 301 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,500 We put it through the cellular hygiene detector. 302 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,800 The cell is, for lack of a better word... 303 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,800 perfect. 304 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Okay, go ahead. 305 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,000 Mr. Perfect better be polite. 306 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:42,200 Otherwise, I turn him into cat food. 307 00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:44,000 Activate it. 308 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,000 Tissue processing. 309 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,700 Ten seconds to ultraviolet protection. 310 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,800 This is the last phase. 311 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,200 The cells are bombarded by slightly greasy solar atoms, 312 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,700 which forces the body to react to protect itself. 313 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,200 That means growing skin. 314 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,700 Wonderful. 315 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,400 Reconstruction complete. 316 00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,400 Remove the shield. 317 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,300 I told you. Perfect. 318 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,100 Thermal bandages. 319 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,800 I'd... like to take a few pictures. 320 00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:33,100 For the archives. 321 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,200 - What's she saying? - I don't know. 322 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,000 Activate the phonic detector. 323 00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,900 Is... that thing solid? 324 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,500 - Unbreakable. - Good. 325 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,200 If you want out, 326 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:09,500 you're going to have to learn to develop those communication skills. 327 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,600 General alert. 328 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:56,700 Perfect. 329 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,000 Ladder on 18. 330 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,300 - Two men with me. The rest to the main ventilation. - Okay, sir. 331 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:26,700 This way. 332 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,900 Okay, lady, stay calm. 333 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:05,700 This is the police. 334 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,900 There's nowhere else to go. 335 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:12,100 You're gonna slowly turn around and put your hands on the floor. 336 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:14,300 Do you understand me? 337 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,700 She doesn't. 338 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,200 I think we need a flying unit here. 339 00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:51,000 This is the police. 340 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:53,200 We are processing your identification. 341 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,900 Please, put your arms up and follow our instructions. 342 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,300 She has no file. 343 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,900 She dove off! 344 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,400 - Sorry! - You've just had an accident. 345 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,700 Yes, I know I just had an accident, you daffy bastard! 346 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,200 - You have one point left on your license. - You have one point left on your license. 347 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,800 Look out! 348 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,200 No, no! Left! 349 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 I can't believe it. Shit! 350 00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:58,200 Any survivors? 351 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,700 Hi. 352 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,100 Are you okay? 353 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,500 Boom. Yeah, I understand "boom". 354 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,000 Bada boom. 355 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,200 Big. Big bada boom. 356 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,500 Big... 357 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,300 bada big boom. 358 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,800 - Big... boom. - Yeah. 359 00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:54,700 - Yeah, big bada boom. - Bada boom. 360 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,400 Big boom. Big bada boom. 361 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:03,000 You know, you're lucky you're not dead. 362 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,800 This is a police control. 363 00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:10,800 Please keep your hands on the wheel. 364 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000 You have an unauthorized passenger in your vehicle. 365 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:16,100 We are going to arrest her. 366 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,900 Thank you for your cooperation. 367 00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:19,500 Sorry, honey. 368 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,500 Looks like this is your ride. 369 00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:22,900 Open the door. 370 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,900 Better do what they say. 371 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,300 Sorry. 372 00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:55,000 Please... 373 00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:57,300 help. 374 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,000 I only got one point left on my license. 375 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:02,900 And I need that to get back to the garage and get the cab a six-month overhaul. 376 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,800 You understand? 377 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,800 Can you please open the passenger door? 378 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,900 Please... 379 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,300 help. 380 00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,500 I can't. 381 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,500 I repeat, 382 00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:27,800 can you please open the passenger door? 383 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,200 Yeah, yeah, sure. 384 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,700 Why not? 385 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:47,700 Thank you for your cooperation. 386 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,100 Help. 387 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:55,700 Finger's gonna kill me. 388 00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:05,200 Emergency! Emergency! 389 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,100 One point has been removed... 390 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,400 - Yes, I know! - ...from your license. 391 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,400 This is so stupid. 392 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,100 All units assist in pursuit of yellow cab, level 10. 393 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,800 Unit 47, we're on the way. 394 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,700 As soon as we finish lunch. 395 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:29,600 - Two golden menus. - Thank you. 396 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:34,400 I'm too old, too tired and too hungry to go chasing some hot rod. 397 00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:37,800 Thank you so much. 398 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,700 And I'm definitely too thirsty. 399 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,700 Look out! 400 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Whoa! 401 00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:51,800 We got lucky. 402 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:55,800 If they don't chase you after a mile, they don't chase you. 403 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,500 Maybe it's two miles. 404 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:07,000 Hang on. 405 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:19,500 Look, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English. 406 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:22,900 Run an ID. 407 00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:27,900 Don't get me wrong, I'm all for conversation, 408 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,800 but maybe you can just shut up for a minute! 409 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:33,500 I get nothing. He's got a scan blocker. 410 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,100 Means he's a car thief. Blast him. 411 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:42,100 I don't know what you did to piss these guys off... 412 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:47,000 but they are really pissed off! Hold on! 413 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,300 I think we're safe for a while. 414 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,800 You wanna play it soft? I'll play it soft. 415 00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:37,400 You wanna play it hard? Let's play it hard. 416 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,000 If we make it to the fog, we'll be all right. 417 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,200 If we make the fog. 418 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:15,100 How do they expect us to find anything in this shit? 419 00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:24,700 We're just gonna wait here for a little while until things quiet down, if you don't mind. 420 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,800 Hey! 421 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,700 Shit! 422 00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:50,400 You okay? 423 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,600 Priest. 424 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,600 You don't need a priest, you just need a doctor. You'll be all right. 425 00:39:56,700 --> 00:40:01,000 - Vito Cornelius. - What? 426 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:03,000 Priest. 427 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,400 Yes? 428 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,100 I'm... looking for a priest. 429 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:13,000 The weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations. 430 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,500 She's not my bride. She's my fare. 431 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,300 She's looking for a priest, named Vito Cornelius. 432 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:21,600 The phonebook said he lived here. 433 00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:24,700 Yes, that's me, but I don't know who she is. 434 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,500 Nobody knows who she is. No file, no ID, nothing. 435 00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:30,200 She's got a tattoo on this arm here. 436 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,600 Tattoo? 437 00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:41,700 It's the... 438 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:43,700 fifth... 439 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,600 element. 440 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,900 Finger's gonna kill me. 441 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,700 - Hey! Wake up! - Who are you? 442 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,200 I brought the girl, remember? The redhead. 443 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,900 She just dropped in on me. Started speaking this bizarre language. 444 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000 It's not bizarre! It's the divine language! 445 00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:08,900 - The ancient language. - Okay. 446 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:12,200 Spoken throughout the universe before time was time. 447 00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:16,700 - He's a she. - You noticed that, huh? 448 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,800 Yes. 449 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,400 - It's a miracle. - Miracle she's not dead. 450 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,200 Not a moment to lose. Wake her up. 451 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:33,400 But gently, because this woman is mankind's most precious possession. 452 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:35,600 She is perfect. 453 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:41,600 Perfect. 454 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,900 Something more dignified. 455 00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:53,100 Hey, lady, wake up. 456 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,500 You're right, you're right. 457 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,000 I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that. 458 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,700 I was wrong to kiss you. 459 00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:10,500 But he told me to wake you up gently. 460 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,500 You're right. You're right. 461 00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,600 Just thought you might remember me from the cab. 462 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,300 Remember? 463 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,600 "Bada boom"? 464 00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:23,300 - "Big bada boom"? - Boom? 465 00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:26,300 Boom. Big bada boom. In the cab. Here, look. 466 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:29,000 I drive a cab. This is me. 467 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,800 Korben Dallas. 468 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:33,300 Korben. You understand? 469 00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:36,200 Here. You take it, go ahead. 470 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,900 You can call me when you learn to speak English. 471 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,900 Just kidding. I'm kidding. 472 00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,000 And you? What is your name? 473 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,500 You? 474 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,200 Korben. 475 00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:00,000 Good. 476 00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:03,000 That whole thing's your name, huh? 477 00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:05,800 Do you have a... 478 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,300 shorter name? 479 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,500 Short. 480 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:15,900 Korben Dallas. 481 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,300 Leeloo. 482 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:23,700 Leeloo. 483 00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:26,300 Korben, Leeloo. 484 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,200 Leeloo, Korben. 485 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,900 Father, are you sure she's a supreme being? 486 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,700 Absolutely sure. 487 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:51,400 Old friends! 488 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,800 Yeah, you're right. 489 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,400 Listen, do you think you could ask her if I could have the gun back, please? 490 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,400 - What's your name? - Korben Dallas. 491 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,100 Thank you, Mr. Dallas, for all your help. Thank you so much! 492 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,700 You've been so kind, but now the girl needs some rest. 493 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,600 Because she's been on a long trip. 494 00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:08,900 Yes, I know. I was there when she landed. 495 00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:11,500 Hey, wait, wait, wait, Father. 496 00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:13,600 Listen, she said something that I didn't understand. 497 00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:15,100 Well, I didn't understand any of that, but... 498 00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:17,000 What does "ekto gamat" mean? 499 00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:19,200 "Never without my permission." 500 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,300 That's what I thought. 501 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,300 I shouldn't have kissed her. 502 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,500 Oh, no. I'm so sorry. I forgot your food. 503 00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:44,500 How about some nice Thai food to apologize, huh? 504 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,500 Yeah, yeah, hold on. 505 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,200 - What? - Hey, Buddy, I'm waiting all day here. 506 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,200 - Finger. - Where is the cab? 507 00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:53,400 Car's running fine. Purring like a kitten. 508 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:56,100 Fine. What "fine"? I know you, Dallas. 509 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,100 "Fine" ain't in your vocabulary. 510 00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:00,600 Now come on, you can tell your old buddy Finger what happened. 511 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,900 - What? You saved the planet? - Listen... 512 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,000 You dinged the fender again. That's it, right? You dinged the goddamn fender. 513 00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:10,600 Finger, I was on my way over to see you, when a big fare fell in my lap. 514 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,800 You know, one of these really big fares that you just can't resist. 515 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Oh! How big? 516 00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:26,300 5' 9'', 517 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,100 blue eyes, 518 00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:30,300 long legs, great skin. 519 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:34,200 - You know, perfect. - Huh-huh, I see. 520 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,200 And this perfect fare, she got a name? 521 00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:41,900 Yeah. Leeloo. 522 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:50,700 What's she doing? 523 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,800 Learning our history, the last 5,000 years that she's missed. 524 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,700 She's been asleep for quite a while, you know. 525 00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:11,000 Father, I know she's been through a lot, but we don't have much time. 526 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,400 Yes, you're right. 527 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:16,200 Chicken. 528 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,700 Good. 529 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:22,600 Chicken. 530 00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:30,700 I'm really sorry to interrupt you, but... 531 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:32,200 the case... 532 00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:34,400 with the stones... 533 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:36,700 where is it? 534 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,200 Stolen? 535 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,500 Who in God's name would do such a thing? 536 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:53,600 Excuse me, sir. The council is worried about the economy heating up. 537 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,400 They wonder if it would be possible to fire 500,000? 538 00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,500 I thought, maybe, from one of the smaller companies, 539 00:46:58,600 --> 00:46:59,900 where no one would notice, 540 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,100 like one of the cab companies. 541 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,900 Fire one million. 542 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,300 But 500,000... 543 00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:12,600 One million. Fine, sir. 544 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,700 Sorry to have disturbed you. 545 00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,800 - It's for the Supreme... - Yes, yes. 546 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,300 Oh, sorry. 547 00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:36,500 I didn't know your size, and I found you this make-up box., okay? 548 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,600 You just put it like that. 549 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:42,100 Yes, there was a man with a limp. 550 00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:45,900 Came here about a month ago asking questions about the stones. 551 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,600 Se said he was an art dealer. 552 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,400 What was his name? 553 00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:56,200 I'm so bad with names. 554 00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:05,800 - They really make her... - Perfect, I know. 555 00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:11,600 What did she say? 556 00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:15,800 She says she knows exactly where they are. 557 00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:23,100 My dear Aknot, how about those two little planes that you borrowed? 558 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:27,200 Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face! 559 00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:28,700 It doesn't suit you. 560 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,000 Take it off. 561 00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:34,500 That's better. 562 00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:36,500 Never be ashamed of who you are. 563 00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:38,200 You're warriors. Be proud. 564 00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:41,700 So what if the federal government scattered your people to the wind. 565 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000 What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. 566 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,000 Your time for revenge is at hand. 567 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,700 Voilà, the ZF-1! 568 00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:56,800 It's light. The handle's adjustable for easy carrying. Good for righties and lefties. 569 00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:59,100 Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray. 570 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,000 Ideal for quick discreet interventions. 571 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,700 A word on firepower... 572 00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:06,400 Titanium recharger, 3,000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. 573 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:09,500 With the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. 574 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:11,700 One shot... 575 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:16,000 and replay sends every following shot to the same location. 576 00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:26,000 And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. 577 00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:27,900 Rocket launcher. 578 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:33,100 Arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads. 579 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:37,100 Very practical. Our famous net launcher. 580 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,100 The always efficient flamethrower. 581 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,600 My favorite. 582 00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:50,600 And for the grand finale, the all-new ice-cube system. 583 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,500 Four full crates delivered right on time. 584 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,700 And what about you, my dear Aknot? 585 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,400 Did you bring me what I asked you for? 586 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,300 Yes. 587 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,300 Magnificent. 588 00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:22,900 This... 589 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,600 This case is empty. 590 00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:29,400 What do you mean, empty? 591 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:32,300 Empty, the opposite of full. 592 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,000 This case is supposed to be full! 593 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:40,000 Anyone care to explain? 594 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:46,300 The Guardians gave the stones to someone they could trust. 595 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:51,500 Who took another route. 596 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,600 She's supposed to contact this person 597 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,500 in a hotel. 598 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,600 And she's looking for the address. Easy. 599 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,800 Dot. 600 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,000 It's Planet Fhloston in the Angel Constellation. 601 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000 We're saved. 602 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,600 I'm screwed. 603 00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:22,000 You asked for a case. We brought you a case. 604 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,700 A case with four stones in it! 605 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,200 Not one or two or three, but four! 606 00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:28,500 Four stones! 607 00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:31,500 But what the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case? 608 00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:33,700 We are warriors, not merchants. 609 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:37,200 But you can still count! Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers. 610 00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:39,000 Four stones, four crates. 611 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,500 Zero stones, zero crates! 612 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,000 Pack everything up! We're out of here! 613 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,600 We risked our lives. 614 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:53,500 I believe a little compensation is in order. 615 00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:58,000 Oh! So, you are merchants after all. 616 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:03,000 Leave him one crate for the course. 617 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,800 I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. 618 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,200 And worse, they fight for hopeless causes, honor. 619 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,200 Honor's killed millions of people. Hasn't saved a single one. 620 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,900 I'll tell you what I do like, a killer. 621 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,700 A dyed-in-the-wool killer. 622 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,600 Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. 623 00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:22,700 Now, a real killer when he'd have picked up the ZF-1, 624 00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:26,300 would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun. 625 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,200 Bring me the priest. 626 00:52:48,700 --> 00:52:51,200 I got it. Everything here we need to know about Fhloston Paradise 627 00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:53,000 and a detailed blueprint of the entire hotel. 628 00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:56,400 Good work, my son! Now, all we've got to do is find a way of getting there. 629 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,100 It's not gonna be easy. There's a big charity ball on Phloston tomorrow. 630 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,200 The flights are full for months, 631 00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:02,600 and with all the celebrities the hotel will be guarded like a fortress. 632 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,100 But there must be a way of getting there. 633 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:11,900 I'll get it. 634 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,800 Weddings? 635 00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:18,400 Not really. 636 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:21,400 - Mr. Zorg would like to talk to you. - Mister who? 637 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,100 Mr. Zorg. 638 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:27,300 Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg. 639 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,100 It's nice to see you again, Father. 640 00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:35,600 Ah! I remember you now. 641 00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:38,700 The so-called art dealer. 642 00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:41,000 I'm glad you got your memory back. 643 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:43,000 'Cause you're gonna need it. 644 00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:46,500 Where are the stones? 645 00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:50,900 I don't know. And even if I did know, I wouldn't tell somebody like you. 646 00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:52,300 Why? 647 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,400 What's wrong with me? 648 00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:56,100 I try to serve life. 649 00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,200 But you only... 650 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,300 seem to want to destroy it. 651 00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:03,300 Father... 652 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:07,300 You're so wrong. Let me explain. 653 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,400 Life, which you so nobly serve, 654 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,300 comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. 655 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:17,800 Now, take this empty glass. 656 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,000 Here it is, peaceful, serene, boring. 657 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,000 But if it is... 658 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,300 destroyed... 659 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,800 Look at all these little things. So busy now. 660 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,400 Notice how each one is useful. 661 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:41,200 What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. 662 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,700 Now, think about all those people that created them. 663 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:49,300 Technicians, engineers. Hundreds of people who will be able to feed their children tonight, 664 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:53,300 so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny-weeny children of their own, 665 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,900 and so on and so forth. 666 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,000 Thus adding to the great chain... 667 00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:00,000 of life. 668 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,100 Water. Fruit. 669 00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:07,200 You see, Father, by creating a little destruction... 670 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:08,400 A cherry. 671 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,300 ...I'm, in fact, encouraging life. 672 00:55:10,900 --> 00:55:13,900 In reality, you and I are in the same business. 673 00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:15,900 Cheers. 674 00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:35,100 Where's the robot to pat you on the back? 675 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,000 Or the engineer? 676 00:55:43,300 --> 00:55:45,900 Or their children, maybe? 677 00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:58,900 There, you see how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing? 678 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:04,300 How your entire empire of destruction comes crashing down 679 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:08,600 all because of one little cherry. 680 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,600 You saved my life. 681 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,000 And in return, I'll spare yours... 682 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,800 for now. 683 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,800 You're a monster, Zorg. 684 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,400 I know. 685 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,800 Torture who you have to, the president, I don't care. 686 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Just bring me those stones. 687 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,300 You have one hour. 688 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,000 It's gobbling up all the communication satellites in the galaxy. 689 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,900 Why in the hell is it eating up all the satellites? 690 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,800 We're working on it, Mr. President. 691 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:20,400 I managed to contact the Mondoshawan. 692 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:22,700 They deplore the incident, but they accept our apologies. 693 00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:25,000 And the stones? Did you find them in the wrekage? 694 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,500 - The stones weren't on board the ship. - What do you mean? 695 00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:30,500 The Mondoshawan never fully trusted the human race. 696 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,800 They gave up the stones to someone they do trust. 697 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:36,500 Her name is Plavalaguna. She's a diva. 698 00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:40,000 And she's going to sing at a charity ball in Fhloston Paradise in a few hours. 699 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,900 She has the stones with her. 700 00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:44,500 The Mondoshawans have accepted... 701 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,800 All we have to do is send someone to get the stones and bring them... 702 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,200 Excellent. 703 00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:54,400 I want this operation to be discreet as possible. 704 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,800 No troops. No big operation. 705 00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,400 I want your best man to go undercover. 706 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:01,400 I have the perfect one. 707 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,600 - You got a message. - Yeah. 708 00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:10,200 - Not gonna open it? Could be important. - Yeah. 709 00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:12,900 Like the last two I got were important. 710 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,700 First one was from my wife telling me she's leaving. 711 00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:20,700 The second was from my lawyer telling me he was leaving with my wife. 712 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:22,900 That is bad luck. 713 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,400 But grandfather say... 714 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:28,000 "It never rain every day." This is good news, guaranteed. 715 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,400 I bet you lunch. 716 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:32,600 Okay. 717 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,000 Come on. 718 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,900 "You are fired." 719 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,500 Oh, I'm sorry. 720 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,000 Well... 721 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,400 At least I won lunch. 722 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:55,700 Good philosophy. See good in bad. I like. 723 00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:57,900 - Hello. - Korben, sweetheart. 724 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,400 You got broken fingers? You can't punch my number? 725 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:02,500 - Hi, Mom. - 17 messages. 726 00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:06,100 And don't tell me your machine is broken again. Those things are good for 1,000 years. 727 00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:09,700 Mr. Kim, you should go. This is gonna take a minute. 728 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,800 You wouldn't even feed your pussycat a croquette, who you obviously love more than me. 729 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,300 - But she didn't breast-feed you. I did. - Goodbye, Mr. Dallas. 730 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,500 Good fortune for you. 731 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,700 Oh, Christ, I'll never be a grandmother! 732 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,100 - Give you good luck! - Yeah, sure. 733 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,100 Korben, you know how my poor body's failing me. You have to take me on this trip. 734 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,200 Mom, what are you talking about? 735 00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:37,500 Oh, I get it. You wanna make your only mother beg, is that it? 736 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,000 No, I don't wanna make you beg. All I want is an explanation. 737 00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:41,400 Look, I just got in. 738 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:44,400 I just smashed my cab. I lost my job. I got mugged. 739 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:47,800 Besides that, everything's peachy. Thanks for asking. 740 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,900 Now, will you just settle down and explain this to me calmly? 741 00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:56,200 Oh, so you don't know you won a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days? 742 00:59:56,300 --> 01:00:00,800 And I suppose you're just gonna leave me on the lunar surface to freeze my ass off. 743 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000 If I'd won a trip, I'd know about it. 744 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,200 Somebody would've notified me. 745 01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:11,000 Korben, they've been blaring your name out on the radio for the last hour, you big ape. 746 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,600 Ma, I'll call you back. 747 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:23,500 General Munro, how nice to see you in the 5,000 block. 748 01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:26,900 Nice apartment, Major. 749 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,800 Like you've settled into a wonderful life. Heard you lost your job. 750 01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:33,600 You heard that, huh? 751 01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:37,400 Don't worry. I'll get another job. 752 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,600 Don't bother. We have one for you. 753 01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:43,000 "Major Dallas, you've been selected for a mission of the utmost importance." 754 01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:45,100 - What mission? - To save the world. 755 01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:47,900 "You leave immediately for Fhloston Paradise, 756 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 "retrieve four stones from the diva Plavalaguna 757 01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:51,900 "and bring them back with the utmost discretion possible." 758 01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:54,600 - Any questions? - Yeah, just one. Why me? 759 01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:57,700 - I retired six months ago, you remember? - Three reasons. 760 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:02,200 One, as a member of the Elite Special Forces Unit of the Federated Army, 761 01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:05,900 you are an expert in the use of all weapons and spacecraft needed for this mission. 762 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,600 Two, of all the members of your unit, you're the most highly decorated. 763 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,900 - And the third one? - Of all the members of your unit... 764 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000 ...you're the only one left alive. 765 01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:15,900 Did you check your messages? 766 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,600 No, I've had enough good news for one day. 767 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,100 Might be important. 768 01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:22,900 You're a winner! 769 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:26,500 You've won the annual Gemini Contest and a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two. 770 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:30,900 Here are your tickets. 771 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,100 - You rigged the contest? - Uh-huh. 772 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:34,900 Congratulations. 773 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:39,300 You couldn't think of anything a little more discreet, huh? 774 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,600 Old tricks are the best tricks, ey? 775 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:44,500 Major Iceborg will accompany you as your wife. 776 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:49,000 I am not going. 777 01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:51,500 Why not? 778 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,100 Excuse me, general. 779 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,300 - Who is it? - Huh? 780 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:08,500 Who is it? 781 01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:13,000 - My wife. - You remarried? 782 01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:16,000 Yes. No. I just met this girl, but I'm gonna marry her. 783 01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,100 I love her, but she hates the military. 784 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,200 She knows that the military ruined my last marriage 785 01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:21,500 and she can't have anything to do with it. 786 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,100 If she sees you here, guys, she's gonna kill me. 787 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:24,900 - Major! Major! - Look, We just gotta hide you somewhere. 788 01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:26,500 You've gotta help me. You've just gotta hide somewhere. 789 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,800 We'd love to help, but, I mean, there's only one door. Where can we hide? 790 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,200 - Major, we don't have time for this. - It's just for one minute. 791 01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:38,400 You have no idea how much you're helping me. 792 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:41,500 No idea. You've no idea. I'm going to be happily married. 793 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,300 - Major! - What? 794 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,500 - The three of us won't fit in there. - Sure you will. 795 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,100 Major! 796 01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:51,000 You're on my foot. 797 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,700 Major! Major! 798 01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:02,500 I'm really sorry to have to resort to these methods, Mr. Wallace... 799 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,000 - Dallas. - Dallas. 800 01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:07,600 ...but we heard about your good luck on the radio and we need your tickets for Fhloston. 801 01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:09,800 Is this the way priests usually take vacations? 802 01:03:09,900 --> 01:03:11,200 We're not going on a vacation. We're on a mission. 803 01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:13,000 What kind of mission? 804 01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:15,900 We have to save the world, my son. 805 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,800 - You're gonna save the world? - Yes! 806 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,600 - First down there. Down there. - Yeah, come with me. 807 01:03:34,300 --> 01:03:36,900 This is a police control. 808 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,700 This is not an exercise. 809 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:44,400 Come on, get in. For one minute, all right? 810 01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:46,600 Just stay here for one minute. I promise, you'll be fine. 811 01:03:46,700 --> 01:03:49,700 - This is a police control. - Don't touch anything. 812 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,300 This is not an exercise. 813 01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:55,100 Can you please spread your legs 814 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,100 and place your hands in the yellow circles? 815 01:03:58,300 --> 01:04:00,500 - What are you doing? - Saving you ass, so you can save the world. 816 01:04:00,700 --> 01:04:02,000 Yeah, but I... 817 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,000 I think this is the door. There's no name and no number. 818 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:07,300 Let's see it. 819 01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:13,800 Sir, sre you classified as human? 820 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,600 Negative. I am a meat Popsicle. 821 01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,600 I found him. 822 01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:22,600 Mr. Korben Dallas? 823 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:27,100 Sir, can you put your hands in the yellow circles, please? 824 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:32,800 Smoke you! 825 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,500 Wrong answer. 826 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,200 The police control is now terminated. 827 01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:42,900 Thank you for your cooperation. 828 01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:44,500 Have a nice day. 829 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,500 Okay, we got the guy. Wasn't easy, but we bagged him. 830 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:50,000 - Thanks for the tip. - Glad to be of help, my friend. 831 01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:53,300 The guy's just been arrested for uranium smuggling. 832 01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:55,000 Everything's going as planned. 833 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,700 All I have to do now is go to the airport, take his place, 834 01:04:57,900 --> 01:05:00,400 and I'll be in Fhloston in less then four hours. 835 01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,100 Don't come back without the stones. 836 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,200 Korben Dallas, we got him. 837 01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:23,400 Perfect. 838 01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,000 Akanit, take command. 839 01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:28,800 Go to Fhloston and get the stones. 840 01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:30,800 If Zorg really wants them, 841 01:05:30,900 --> 01:05:33,100 he'll have to negotiate. 842 01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:35,800 Revenge is at hand. 843 01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:43,500 Oh, I am so sorry! I forgot about the autowash. 844 01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:45,900 There's an autowash in that shower. 845 01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:53,500 I'm so sorry. 846 01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:55,100 Autowash. 847 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,200 Autowash, yes. Autowash, in the shower. 848 01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:02,200 You know, it's funny. I've met you twice today. 849 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,400 Both times, you've ended up in my arms. 850 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,800 It's my lucky day. 851 01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:14,700 Yeah. 852 01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:22,500 Did you hear something? 853 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:24,900 Cornelius. 854 01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:32,300 Autowash. 855 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:36,000 - I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. - I don't need your help. 856 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,200 You want a cup of coffee? 857 01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:42,500 - Yes, please. - Yeah. 858 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,600 Autowash. 859 01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:47,500 Coffee's not really my specialty. 860 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,000 But you must drink a lot of coffee, being a priest, huh? 861 01:06:58,500 --> 01:07:01,800 I know, I know. I'm not proud of what I did. I had no choice. 862 01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:14,600 I'll take the mission. 863 01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,400 The New York International Airport... 864 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:32,500 - Did you get them? - ...apologizes... 865 01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,500 - Yeah, I got them. - Good work. - ...for the work interruption... 866 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,500 ...by our refuse disposal personel. 867 01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:40,300 - "Leeloo Dallas". - Yeah. Multi-pass. 868 01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,300 "Korben David Dallas". Perfect. 869 01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,200 No, no. I can't possibly be your husband. I'm too old. 870 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,100 But David is... 871 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,800 in great shape. He'll protect you. 872 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:56,200 Now, please, go to the diva, collect the stones and meet me at the temple. 873 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,800 Now. Yes? 874 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,400 Okay. 875 01:08:04,700 --> 01:08:08,400 Last call for Fhloston Paradise. Hurry up. 876 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,200 The tickets. 877 01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:15,300 - ID, please. - I'm sorry. 878 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:18,400 - There. - In here? Right. 879 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,500 - Thank you. - Mr. Dallas? 880 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:23,500 Yeah. 881 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:26,000 Congratulations on winning the contest. 882 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:28,000 Oh, right. Okay. 883 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:29,900 - Sorry for the mess. - The mess? 884 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,300 The garbage. 885 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,000 Oh, rig... It's K... 886 01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:37,400 Made it! 887 01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:40,000 I was so afraid I wasn't gonna make this flight... 888 01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:42,200 - ...so I sent... David, here... - Yeah. 889 01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:43,600 - ...to come and pick up my boarding pass. - But I'm... 890 01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:46,600 And now David has to go. Thank you. Bye. 891 01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:49,600 I am Korben Dallas. 892 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:53,300 Please report infractions immediately to the spaceport authorities. 893 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,000 And this is? 894 01:08:55,900 --> 01:08:58,200 Leeloo Dallas. Multi-pass. 895 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:00,000 - Yeah, Leelloo... - Multi-pass. 896 01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:01,500 Multi-pass. She knows it's a multi-pass. 897 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,000 Leeloo Dallas. She's my wife. We're newlyweds. Just met. 898 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:07,000 You know how it is. Bump into each other, sparks happen. 899 01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:09,100 Yeah, she knows it's a multi-pass. 900 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:10,700 Yeah. Anyway, we're in love. 901 01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:15,000 I mean, I know she's made to be strong. 902 01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:18,700 She's also so fragile, so human. You know what I mean? 903 01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:25,000 - You want some more? - Yeah. 904 01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:30,200 - Make that two. - Oh, David. 905 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:33,600 - David! Where's Leeloo? - She's on the plane with Mr. Dallas. 906 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,300 - What?! - I'm sorry, Father. 907 01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:37,200 I didn't know what to do. I thought he was gonna kill me. 908 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,600 But this is not possible. 909 01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:41,600 This is not possible. 910 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:43,100 You want some more? 911 01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:44,600 This is all my fault. 912 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:48,200 I'm the servant. It is my mission. I should have never given it to you. 913 01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:49,300 I know. 914 01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:53,000 - Here's the key to the temple. - Oh, no. 915 01:09:53,100 --> 01:09:56,000 Prepare for our arrival. I go to face my destiny. 916 01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,200 Yes. 917 01:09:58,300 --> 01:10:00,400 I don't wanna go to Egypt. 918 01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:06,700 - Thank you. - Dallas? Korben Dallas? 919 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:09,800 Yeah, that's me. 920 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:12,800 Just a minute, please. 921 01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,800 It will take just one more minute. 922 01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:31,800 We'll be right back. 923 01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:38,200 Oh, Mr. Dallas! Oh, we really need you right now. 924 01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:41,800 Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live and he needs you for an interview. 925 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,200 Miss? 926 01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:44,700 Multi-pass. 927 01:10:48,700 --> 01:10:51,700 - Tell Aknot that plan A flopped. Go to plan B. - Okay. 928 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,300 Aliens ahead. Spread out. 929 01:11:04,900 --> 01:11:06,500 Back-up unit, zone 18. 930 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,800 Mr. Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star. 931 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,000 It's a great honor to be on his talk show. 932 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:23,900 He's so green. 933 01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:25,300 Yes, I'm sure you're very excited, 934 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,400 but I'm on my vacation and I don't wanna be bothered. 935 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:29,500 I prefer to remain anonymous. 936 01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:35,600 Korben Dallas! 937 01:11:35,700 --> 01:11:39,000 Here he is! The one and only winner of the Gemini Croquette Contest. 938 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:42,800 This boy is fueled like fire, so start melting, ladies, 939 01:11:42,900 --> 01:11:45,900 'cause the boy is hotter than hot. He's hot, hot! 940 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:51,400 The right size, the right build, the right hair, the right on. 941 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:53,400 Right on, right on! 942 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,600 And he's got something to say 943 01:11:55,700 --> 01:11:58,100 to those 50 billion pairs of ears out there. 944 01:11:58,700 --> 01:11:59,900 Pop it, D-man. 945 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,200 Hi. 946 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,300 Unbelievable! 947 01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,600 Quiver, ladies, quiver. He's gonna set the world on fire. 948 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,100 Right here from 5:00 to 7:00, 949 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,200 you'll know everything 950 01:12:15,300 --> 01:12:17,800 there is to know about the D-man. 951 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,300 His dreams, 952 01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:20,900 his desires, 953 01:12:21,100 --> 01:12:23,800 his most intimates of intimates. 954 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,800 And from what I'm looking at, intimate is this stud-muffin's middle name. 955 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,800 So, tell me, my man. 956 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,400 You nervous in the service? 957 01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:34,900 Not really. 958 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:39,200 Freeze those knees my chickadees, 'cause Ruby's in the place and he's on the case. 959 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:43,300 Yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's prince 960 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,700 of Fhloston Paradise! 961 01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:49,100 The hotel of a thousand and one follies, lollies, and lick 'em lollies. 962 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,800 A magic fountain of flow with non-stop wine, women and... 963 01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:53,600 hootchie-kootchie-koo 964 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,500 ...all night long. 965 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:59,000 # All night long # # All night # 966 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:09,300 Start licking your stamps little girl, 'cause this guy's gonna have you writing home to Mama. 967 01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:12,000 Right here, from 5:00 to 7:00, I'll be your voice, your tongue. 968 01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:14,200 And I'll be hot on the trail of the sexiest man of the year, 969 01:13:14,300 --> 01:13:17,000 D-man, your man... 970 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:20,600 ...my man. 971 01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:24,400 End of transmission. 972 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,300 Okay, Ruby. See you tomorrow at 5:00. 973 01:13:27,900 --> 01:13:28,900 How was it? 974 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,400 - Oh! - Wow! 975 01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:33,700 - That was just absolutely green! - So green! 976 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:34,900 I was touched to the core, you know what I'm saying? 977 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,200 Green like what? 978 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,300 - Oh? Crystal green. - Crystal green. 979 01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:40,600 - Any kind of green you want. - Any green you like. 980 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,600 Like tree green, emerald green, pond green. 981 01:13:55,700 --> 01:13:57,600 Korben, sweetheart, what was that? 982 01:13:57,700 --> 01:13:59,600 It was bad! It had nothing! 983 01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:01,600 No fire! No energy! No nothing! 984 01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:03,200 You know, I have a show to run here, you know, hmm? 985 01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:04,900 And it must pop, pop, pop! 986 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,600 So, tomorrow, from 5:00 to 7:00, 987 01:14:06,700 --> 01:14:10,500 will you please act like you have more than a two-word vocabulary? 988 01:14:10,900 --> 01:14:13,000 It must be green. Okay? Okay? 989 01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:16,300 Can I talk to you for a second? Can I just talk to you? 990 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,700 I didn't come here to play Pumba on the radio. 991 01:14:19,900 --> 01:14:22,900 So, tomorrow, from 5:00 to 7:00, you're gonna give yourself a hand. 992 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,700 - Green? - Super-green. 993 01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:29,400 Dallas? Korben Dallas? 994 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:30,800 That's me. 995 01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:35,400 Listen, I only have one Korben Dallas on my list, and he's already checked in, okay? 996 01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:42,400 That's impossible. I am Korben Dallas. 997 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:45,400 - Sorry, sir. Boarding is finished. - Hey! 998 01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 999 01:14:48,100 --> 01:14:49,900 Hey, hey, hey! 1000 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,200 I need to talk to someone! 1001 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,100 I don't believe this! 1002 01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:57,500 This is not an exercise. This is a police control. 1003 01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,700 - I'm sorry. I'm calm. - Put your hands in the yellow circle. 1004 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:02,100 There's been a mistake. There's been a mistake. 1005 01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:04,700 To make your flight as short as possible, 1006 01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:07,100 our flight attendants are switching on the sleep regulator, 1007 01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:10,000 which will regulate your sleeping during the flight. 1008 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,600 Thank you. 1009 01:15:18,900 --> 01:15:19,900 Hi. 1010 01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:22,800 - Oh, you speak English now. - Yes. I learn. 1011 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,200 Good. 1012 01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:26,800 Leeloo, we are not on vacation. 1013 01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:30,400 I'm on a mission, a very important mission. I work for some very important people. 1014 01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:33,600 If I hadn't come to get you, you would be in big trouble, do you understand that? 1015 01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:36,100 - Do you understand big trouble? - Yes. 1016 01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:38,300 But you, no trouble. 1017 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:41,500 Me, fifth element. 1018 01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,200 Supreme being. 1019 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,200 Me protect you. 1020 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,700 Sleep. 1021 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,600 - Sweet dreams, Mr. Dallas. - No, wait... 1022 01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:03,200 Sleep regulator operative in zone one, captain. 1023 01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:06,000 Thank you. Zone two, are you operative? 1024 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,600 Zone two? 1025 01:16:07,900 --> 01:16:09,400 Yeah, everything's ready, captain. 1026 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,100 - Mr. Rhod. - What? 1027 01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:13,400 You're gonna have to assume your individual position. 1028 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:15,400 I don't want one position, I want all positions! 1029 01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:18,000 Mr. Rhod! 1030 01:16:19,900 --> 01:16:21,300 Parasites in landing gear. 1031 01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:22,400 Ground, you copy? 1032 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:24,000 Got it. Front gear. 1033 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:27,000 Hey, man, give me some heat, man! 1034 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:30,800 We need some heat here, man! Get some heat! 1035 01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:34,100 Some heat over here, man! 1036 01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:37,500 Good shit, man. Put the heat over here, man! 1037 01:16:51,100 --> 01:16:55,000 Thank you! Thank you very much! 1038 01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,900 Come, come, come, come. Give me this. Give me this. Give me this. 1039 01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:04,400 Take that. 1040 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,000 Mr. Rhod! 1041 01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:09,900 You can call me Ruby. 1042 01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:13,100 Fueled and ready to go. 1043 01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,600 - Yup. - I'll buy you one, man. 1044 01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:20,600 Have you taken off already? 1045 01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:24,300 - I'm not on the plane. - What? 1046 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:27,900 The real Dallas took my place. I don't understand. 1047 01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:29,600 Are you making fun of me? 1048 01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:31,900 No, no, no! I swear! I swear! 1049 01:17:32,100 --> 01:17:35,200 I never felt this way before with a human. 1050 01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:38,200 - Really? - Yeah! 1051 01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:42,200 I've tried everything, sir, believe me. There's other way of getting on this plane. 1052 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:53,200 - Ground is clear. - Roger. Ready for lift-off? 1053 01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:54,700 Confirmed. 1054 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:03,300 Not there. No, please, not there. Oh, please, not there. 1055 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,100 - Power pressure? - Primed. 1056 01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:11,300 - Protection? - Confirmed. 1057 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,500 Power increase. 1058 01:18:13,700 --> 01:18:14,800 Ten seconds. 1059 01:18:14,900 --> 01:18:16,400 I am... 1060 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,400 ...a little... 1061 01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:21,300 - ...disappointed. - Five... 1062 01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:24,900 - And if there is one thing I do not like... - Three... 1063 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,400 - ...it is to be... - Two... 1064 01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:30,400 - ...disappointed. - One... 1065 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:33,900 - Sorry, sir, this will never happen again. - I know. 1066 01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:35,100 Lift-off. 1067 01:18:46,700 --> 01:18:49,700 - Landing gear secure. - Roger. Checklist for light speed. 1068 01:19:16,100 --> 01:19:18,200 Sir, we're finally getting something. 1069 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:20,900 It's sending radio wavelengths. 1070 01:19:21,100 --> 01:19:22,800 What does it want with radio waves? 1071 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,800 Maybe it wants to make a call. 1072 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,600 Zorg's office. 1073 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,100 I told you I did not want to be disturbed. 1074 01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:37,400 I know. You don't want to be disturbed except if it's Mr. Shadow, 1075 01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,200 and it's Mr. Shadow on the line. 1076 01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:51,400 It's me again. 1077 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:53,100 Zorg here. 1078 01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:55,700 Am I disturbing you? 1079 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:58,200 No, no, no, no, I was just... 1080 01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,600 Where are you? 1081 01:20:02,300 --> 01:20:04,500 Not far now. 1082 01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:07,100 Good. 1083 01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,200 Good, good. 1084 01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:13,800 How are the stones? 1085 01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:17,900 Fine. Fine. Just fine. I'll have the... 1086 01:20:18,300 --> 01:20:21,800 I'll have the four stones that you asked for any time now. 1087 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:23,700 But it wasn't easy. 1088 01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,400 My costs have tripled. 1089 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:32,900 Money is of no importance. 1090 01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:39,400 I want the stones. 1091 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:41,500 The stones... 1092 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:45,000 will be here. 1093 01:20:47,100 --> 01:20:48,800 I'll see to it personally. 1094 01:20:49,100 --> 01:20:52,600 I will be among you 1095 01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:54,700 soon. 1096 01:20:57,300 --> 01:20:59,900 - We lost it. - We lost the signal. 1097 01:21:00,100 --> 01:21:01,600 Damn! 1098 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:22,500 Ladies and gentlemen, we've begun our descent towards Fhloston Paradise. 1099 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,600 The local time is 3:20 p.m. 1100 01:21:24,700 --> 01:21:28,400 Auto-temperature is currently 85 degrees Fahrenheit. 1101 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,600 We do hope that you've enjoyed your flight for today 1102 01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:32,600 and hope to see you again soon. 1103 01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:54,500 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to paradise. 1104 01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:08,000 Excuse me, dear. Excuse me. Thank you. Excuse me, please. 1105 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,700 Wow! 1106 01:22:42,700 --> 01:22:44,500 Parasites in the main ventilation. 1107 01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:46,400 Again? Don't worry, I'll get it. 1108 01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:57,200 Have we arrived yet? 1109 01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:00,000 - Yeah. - Oh, good. 1110 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:03,600 We have 12 swimming pools and 2 on the rooftop. 1111 01:23:03,700 --> 01:23:06,800 All the restaurants are between level 2 and level 10. 1112 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:11,100 The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches, all accessible until 5 p.m. 1113 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:14,700 Then the airship goes higher to offer you a better view with your dinner. 1114 01:23:14,900 --> 01:23:17,200 - Is the diva here yet? - Not yet. 1115 01:23:17,300 --> 01:23:19,900 Are there any tickets left for this opera? I'm a really big fan. 1116 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:22,300 You have a seat reserved, front row, next to... 1117 01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:24,500 Ruby Rhod! 1118 01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:27,800 He's so talented, don't you think? I just love him. He's so sexy. 1119 01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:31,300 Anyway, he has your ticket for the show, and he'll be here in 20 minutes. 1120 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:34,800 Do you know where I can get something to wear? 1121 01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:41,000 - Enjoy your evening, Mr. Dallas. - Thank you. 1122 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,400 - Hello? - You miserable bastard. 1123 01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:52,300 - I never should've pushed you out. - Ma? 1124 01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:55,400 I was in labor for days, and this is how you repay me? 1125 01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:57,000 I should've just gotten a robot. 1126 01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:59,200 - Come on, Ma. - Don't come on, Mommy! 1127 01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:00,700 I should be there, not you. 1128 01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:03,100 - I need a tan. I need a cocktail. - Mom! 1129 01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:27,100 Get the case in. 1130 01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:32,800 Hello, Ms. Diva. I'm Fog. 1131 01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:36,500 Welcome to the... I'm... security. 1132 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,900 Welcome to the... Tall! 1133 01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:00,500 - Can I talk to you for a minute? - Sure. Yeah. 1134 01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:02,500 - What's your name? - Fog. 1135 01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:08,000 Ms. Plavalaguna wants you to know how glad she is that you're here. 1136 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:12,000 She'll give you what you've come to get after the concert. Stay here. 1137 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:17,400 You're listening to Radio Cosmos, 1138 01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:19,700 and it is now 5 p.m. 1139 01:25:19,900 --> 01:25:22,000 - Helm to 108. - Yes, sir. 1140 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:24,900 Helm 108! 1141 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,300 Helm to 108. 1142 01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:31,000 Time to join Ruby Rhod and Korben Dallas, 1143 01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:35,600 the lucky winner of the Gemini Croquette Contest, 1144 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:38,900 coming at you live from Fhloston... 1145 01:25:39,100 --> 01:25:40,500 Paradise! 1146 01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:42,600 Ruby Rhod at your service for two hours 1147 01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:45,600 with lusty Korben and the manager of this super-green hotel 1148 01:25:45,700 --> 01:25:48,500 and Miss Gemini Croquette in person 1149 01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:50,800 and 8,000 other lucksters here 1150 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:56,000 to enjoy the privilege of the unique concert of Miss Plavalaguna! 1151 01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:01,400 And now we enter what must be 1152 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:04,300 the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe. 1153 01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:08,500 A perfect replica of the old opera house. 1154 01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,700 But who cares?! 1155 01:26:10,900 --> 01:26:14,500 To my right, a row of ministers, more sinisters than ministers. 1156 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:18,200 To my left, Baby Ray, star of stage and screen. 1157 01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:21,300 He's not gonna get much out of this concert, 'cause he's stone-deaf! 1158 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,500 To who? 1159 01:26:24,200 --> 01:26:27,500 And here we have Roy von Bacon, king of laser ball. 1160 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:31,200 And her the Emperor of Kodar Japhet and his lovely daughter. 1161 01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:34,500 "I love to sing", she recently confessed to me. 1162 01:26:34,700 --> 01:26:37,700 By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice. 1163 01:26:39,700 --> 01:26:42,200 I'll play the rest of the song after the concert, because right now 1164 01:26:42,300 --> 01:26:44,800 it's time for Korben to say the word of the day. 1165 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:49,500 Tell me, my man, you happy here in the big world? 1166 01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:53,200 Thrilled. 1167 01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:57,400 And now... champagne! 1168 01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:05,700 Commercial! Commercial! 1169 01:27:06,100 --> 01:27:07,600 Break for 30 seconds. 1170 01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:25,500 Showtime. 1171 01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:21,400 Commander, I have a ship in trouble requesting permission to dock for repairs. 1172 01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:24,500 - Put him in the docking garage. Inform security. - Sir. 1173 01:29:25,100 --> 01:29:27,800 - Permission granted for one hour. - More than I need. 1174 01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:45,000 - Yes?! - Champagne for the diva. 1175 01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:46,800 I'll take it. 1176 01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,000 I found it. 1177 01:30:58,000 --> 01:30:59,000 Get her! 1178 01:32:33,100 --> 01:32:34,600 It was an ambush. 1179 01:32:38,300 --> 01:32:42,300 If it's war they want, it's war they'll get! 1180 01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:47,300 Bravo! Bravo! 1181 01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:49,600 Bravo! Bravo! 1182 01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:51,200 My compliments, little lady. 1183 01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:55,400 Thank you for doing all the dirty work. I couldn't have done a better job myself. 1184 01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:57,900 Hand over the stones. 1185 01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:40,500 Nobody move! I'm taking over the ship! 1186 01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:46,700 Hands up! 1187 01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:03,400 Ruby! Ruby! 1188 01:34:54,900 --> 01:34:56,400 I know this music. 1189 01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:01,000 Let's change the beat. 1190 01:35:07,300 --> 01:35:09,500 Ladies and gentlemen, samething's happened. I think we're being attacked. 1191 01:35:09,700 --> 01:35:11,000 I don't know who they are, but they're everywhere. 1192 01:35:11,100 --> 01:35:12,400 Wait a minute. I see one of them. 1193 01:35:12,500 --> 01:35:14,300 They're warriors, and they're ugly. 1194 01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:17,600 They got big teeth, and they got big foreheads, and big ears, and they stink. 1195 01:35:17,800 --> 01:35:18,800 Mangalores. 1196 01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:24,100 The government sent me to help you. Just stay calm. 1197 01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:26,000 If somebody hears this, come and get me. 1198 01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:28,300 I'm in the first row. 1199 01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:33,100 - You must give her the stones. - Who? 1200 01:35:33,300 --> 01:35:34,900 The fifth element. 1201 01:35:35,200 --> 01:35:39,400 The supreme being sent to Earth to save the universe. 1202 01:35:39,500 --> 01:35:42,200 - Leeloo? - Yes. 1203 01:35:43,100 --> 01:35:46,400 But she's more fragile than she seems. 1204 01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:49,000 She needs your help 1205 01:35:49,700 --> 01:35:51,700 and your love 1206 01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:55,500 or she will die. 1207 01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:02,100 - No, no, no. Stay with me. - Help! 1208 01:36:09,300 --> 01:36:13,500 If you want something done, do it yourself. 1209 01:36:14,300 --> 01:36:17,700 Come on, honey. You can't die. Come on. Listen to me. Wake up! 1210 01:36:17,900 --> 01:36:19,500 - Where are the stones? - What? 1211 01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:22,000 The stones. Where are the stones? 1212 01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:23,400 The stones. 1213 01:36:37,200 --> 01:36:39,000 They're not here. 1214 01:36:39,900 --> 01:36:41,700 The stones, where are they? 1215 01:36:43,600 --> 01:36:45,100 In me. 1216 01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:48,000 What? What? 1217 01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:55,100 Oh, my God! Korben! Oh, my God! 1218 01:36:55,200 --> 01:36:56,500 Korben, Korben, Korben, another one coming, Korben. 1219 01:36:56,600 --> 01:36:58,100 Korben, I think we should go, Korben. Korben. 1220 01:36:58,200 --> 01:36:59,600 One minute. One minute. Just give me a minute. 1221 01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:01,500 Hey, you! 1222 01:37:02,200 --> 01:37:03,800 I said you! 1223 01:37:03,900 --> 01:37:05,700 - I'm not with him. - Where's the other? 1224 01:37:08,700 --> 01:37:10,000 I said one minute. 1225 01:37:10,300 --> 01:37:11,600 - Ruby, hold this gun. - What? 1226 01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:13,700 - Hold this gun. - What do you want me to do? 1227 01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:14,900 - Come on. Put your hand on it. - Oh, my God! 1228 01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:16,500 Put your hand on it. You got it? Hold it. 1229 01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:19,000 - What do I do? - If he moves, squeeze the trigger. 1230 01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:22,300 I don't feel right. I don't feel right, Korben. 1231 01:37:22,400 --> 01:37:24,900 "The stones are in me." 1232 01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:36,800 Korben, I got a headache, Korben. This ain't me. 1233 01:37:51,700 --> 01:37:52,700 Ruby! 1234 01:37:55,400 --> 01:37:57,700 Sorry. 1235 01:37:57,900 --> 01:37:59,100 Think he'll be okay? 1236 01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:09,000 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Korben! Another one coming. 1237 01:38:11,200 --> 01:38:13,300 Oh, shit! Three coming, Korben. Three! 1238 01:38:16,500 --> 01:38:19,900 Listen, you guard this with your life, or you're gonna look like this guy right here. 1239 01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:21,700 - You green? - Green. 1240 01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:23,200 - Super-green? - Super-green. 1241 01:38:23,300 --> 01:38:25,700 Is that your idea of a discreet operation? 1242 01:38:25,900 --> 01:38:29,700 Don't worry, sir. I know my man. He'll calm things down. 1243 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:44,000 Okay. 1244 01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:58,500 Move! Move! 1245 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:01,200 Oh, my God! 1246 01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:02,800 Oh, my God, ladies and gentlemen! 1247 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,700 Ladies and gentlemen, this is amazing. 1248 01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:08,400 Let me do it. 1249 01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:18,900 Oh, my God! Korben Dallas, Korben, my man, Korben Dallas is in trouble. 1250 01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:24,000 Hey, Ray! 1251 01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:27,200 The gun! 1252 01:39:28,500 --> 01:39:30,500 Give me the gun. The gun, the gun! 1253 01:39:30,700 --> 01:39:33,000 I'm gonna go and try to see 1254 01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:36,200 if I can see something a little closer. 1255 01:39:52,900 --> 01:39:54,600 Yes! The gun, yeah! 1256 01:40:03,900 --> 01:40:05,100 Thanks, Ray. 1257 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:09,500 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! I'm not armed! 1258 01:40:09,700 --> 01:40:10,700 Get up! 1259 01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:13,300 You've got the wrong guy! Don't shoot! 1260 01:40:13,500 --> 01:40:14,800 I'm not armed! I'm not armed! 1261 01:40:18,500 --> 01:40:19,500 Oh, my God! 1262 01:40:19,700 --> 01:40:21,300 I'm on vacation. 1263 01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:25,400 Don't shoot me, please. I'm on a vacation. I won a... 1264 01:40:26,700 --> 01:40:27,900 contest. 1265 01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:31,600 Gemini Croquette's to Fhloston Paradise. 1266 01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:35,900 Down! 1267 01:40:37,300 --> 01:40:38,500 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1268 01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:39,600 Get down! 1269 01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:43,100 I think he's trying to say something to me. 1270 01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:44,300 Get down! 1271 01:40:58,700 --> 01:40:59,900 Sorry, my man. 1272 01:41:07,800 --> 01:41:09,300 Korben, Korben? 1273 01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:10,700 Where are you, man? 1274 01:41:11,900 --> 01:41:14,300 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Korben! 1275 01:41:14,800 --> 01:41:16,900 They're coming. 1276 01:41:19,300 --> 01:41:20,500 Korben! 1277 01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:23,000 - Don't move. - What? 1278 01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:36,200 - What're you doing? - Count to ten. 1279 01:41:43,500 --> 01:41:44,500 - Korben! - What? 1280 01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:46,200 - Was that a bomb? - Just shut up and count! 1281 01:41:46,300 --> 01:41:49,400 One, two, three, four, five... 1282 01:41:49,500 --> 01:41:52,000 six, seven, eight... 1283 01:41:52,700 --> 01:41:54,300 nine... 1284 01:42:18,500 --> 01:42:19,700 Ten. 1285 01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:29,600 I am very disappointed! 1286 01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:32,400 Korben, my man, what are you looking for? 1287 01:42:32,600 --> 01:42:33,800 Control room. 1288 01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:37,200 - This is it. - I'll be over here, all right? 1289 01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:38,800 Let's go! Let's go! 1290 01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:43,900 Quiet! Quiet! 1291 01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:47,700 - You in charge? - Yeah. 1292 01:42:47,900 --> 01:42:49,400 How many of them are out there? 1293 01:42:50,400 --> 01:42:52,100 - I don't know. - Let's count. 1294 01:42:55,600 --> 01:42:57,700 7 on the left. 5 on the right. 1295 01:43:04,100 --> 01:43:06,300 4 on the right. 2 on the left. 1296 01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:10,100 We need to find the leader. Mangalores won't fight without the leader. 1297 01:43:10,700 --> 01:43:13,400 One more shot and we start killing hostages. 1298 01:43:14,200 --> 01:43:15,200 That's the leader. 1299 01:43:15,400 --> 01:43:17,400 Send someone to negotiate. 1300 01:43:19,500 --> 01:43:21,900 I've never negotiated. 1301 01:43:22,100 --> 01:43:24,000 You mind if I try? 1302 01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:25,900 No, no. Sure, sure, sure. 1303 01:43:26,100 --> 01:43:28,600 We're sending somebody in to negotiate! 1304 01:43:37,500 --> 01:43:39,500 Anybody else want to negotiate? 1305 01:43:41,000 --> 01:43:42,700 Where did he learn to negotiate like that? 1306 01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:44,300 I wonder. 1307 01:43:48,800 --> 01:43:50,200 Where's Ruby? 1308 01:43:51,100 --> 01:43:52,600 I thought he was dead, you know? 1309 01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:53,800 Master! 1310 01:43:53,900 --> 01:43:57,100 It was nothing, really. It was just a helping hand. 1311 01:43:57,600 --> 01:44:00,100 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Ruby Rhod 1312 01:44:00,200 --> 01:44:01,200 still alive. 1313 01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:05,100 What's wrong with you? It hurt! 1314 01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:14,800 Korben, I realize that you must be pretty mad at me. 1315 01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:17,500 But I want you to know that I am fighting for a noble cause. 1316 01:44:17,600 --> 01:44:20,500 Yes, you're trying to save the world. I remember. 1317 01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:22,900 Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo, Father. 1318 01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:24,200 Leeloo's in trouble? 1319 01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:25,900 When is Leeloo not in trouble? 1320 01:44:26,100 --> 01:44:28,500 - There. Where's that? - That's the diva's suite. 1321 01:44:29,500 --> 01:44:30,500 Leeloo! 1322 01:44:32,800 --> 01:44:33,800 Leeloo. 1323 01:44:34,100 --> 01:44:35,100 Hang on. 1324 01:44:38,400 --> 01:44:41,600 Here, come on. How the hell do you get yourself into these positions? 1325 01:44:42,800 --> 01:44:44,000 Come on. 1326 01:44:47,300 --> 01:44:50,600 Here. I'm here. It's all right. It's all right. Everything's okay now. 1327 01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:51,800 Listen... 1328 01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:57,500 I got the stones, all right? Just take it easy, all right? 1329 01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:04,000 My man, my man, my man, what's this thing with all these numbers? 1330 01:45:09,700 --> 01:45:12,000 It's a... 1331 01:45:12,100 --> 01:45:13,800 No, no, no. 1332 01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:15,600 'Cause if it was a bomb, 1333 01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:16,800 the alarms would go off, 1334 01:45:16,900 --> 01:45:20,100 'cause all these hotels have bomb detectors, right? 1335 01:45:22,000 --> 01:45:24,100 This is a Type A alert. 1336 01:45:24,200 --> 01:45:25,700 For security reasons 1337 01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:29,000 the hotel must be evacuated. 1338 01:45:29,200 --> 01:45:31,900 - Please, proceed calmly to the lifeboats... - Stay calm! 1339 01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:34,100 ...located in the main hallways. 1340 01:45:34,300 --> 01:45:35,800 Please, stay calm! 1341 01:45:41,200 --> 01:45:43,800 Korben, Korben, my man, you know how to stop this, right? 1342 01:45:46,000 --> 01:45:47,200 Korben? 1343 01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:52,800 Two minutes to complete evacuation. 1344 01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:57,600 - Get back! Get back! - Evacuation! Evacuation! 1345 01:45:57,800 --> 01:46:01,100 Sorry, sir, you can't stay here. There's a bomb in the hotel. 1346 01:46:06,100 --> 01:46:07,300 I know. 1347 01:46:22,300 --> 01:46:24,800 - I don't want to die! - Please, my son. 1348 01:46:25,000 --> 01:46:27,000 No one's going to. Get in. 1349 01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:34,800 One minute to total evacuation. 1350 01:46:39,300 --> 01:46:40,500 This one. 1351 01:46:43,800 --> 01:46:45,600 45 seconds. 1352 01:46:48,900 --> 01:46:50,400 Get her strapped in. 1353 01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:58,200 Korben, Korben, Korben, my man, you know how to fly this thing? 1354 01:46:58,400 --> 01:46:59,600 Just like driving a cab. 1355 01:47:04,300 --> 01:47:06,200 The door? How're we gonna get out the door? 1356 01:47:19,700 --> 01:47:21,700 15 seconds. 1357 01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:29,900 Ten, nine, eight, 1358 01:47:30,100 --> 01:47:34,500 seven, six, five... 1359 01:47:51,300 --> 01:47:53,100 For the honor. 1360 01:47:57,200 --> 01:47:58,400 Oh, no. 1361 01:47:59,100 --> 01:48:00,300 You should hold on. 1362 01:48:22,600 --> 01:48:23,800 Like driving a cab. 1363 01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:28,500 Ladies and gentlemen, it is now 7 p.m., time for the news. 1364 01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:30,600 See you tomorrow for a new adventure. 1365 01:48:31,000 --> 01:48:32,600 End of transmission. 1366 01:48:33,600 --> 01:48:35,600 That's the best show I ever did. 1367 01:48:38,500 --> 01:48:41,200 Mr. President, Major Dallas has the five elements on board, 1368 01:48:41,300 --> 01:48:44,100 and the priest is guiding them directly to the temple. 1369 01:48:48,800 --> 01:48:50,200 We're saved. 1370 01:49:06,300 --> 01:49:08,800 The diva said that I should take care of you. 1371 01:49:10,000 --> 01:49:12,500 Humans act so strange. 1372 01:49:12,700 --> 01:49:14,000 What do you mean? 1373 01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:17,600 Everything you created 1374 01:49:17,800 --> 01:49:19,500 is used to destroy. 1375 01:49:21,700 --> 01:49:25,400 We call it human nature. You learn that on your screen? 1376 01:49:25,500 --> 01:49:28,800 I'm not finished yet. I'm up to "V". 1377 01:49:29,200 --> 01:49:30,500 "V" is good. 1378 01:49:31,000 --> 01:49:32,800 Some very good words in "V". 1379 01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:34,300 Like what? 1380 01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:38,000 Valiant. 1381 01:49:38,500 --> 01:49:39,800 Vulnerable. 1382 01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:43,900 Very beautiful. 1383 01:49:49,500 --> 01:49:51,000 Yes! 1384 01:49:55,700 --> 01:49:58,200 Oh, of course, Munro! 1385 01:49:59,500 --> 01:50:01,900 - Mr. President. - Yes, now what? 1386 01:50:05,300 --> 01:50:06,700 We have a problem. 1387 01:50:12,200 --> 01:50:13,500 What do you mean it's advancing? 1388 01:50:13,700 --> 01:50:16,300 It's not only advancing, it's moving at incredible speed. 1389 01:50:16,400 --> 01:50:17,400 We're having trouble following it. 1390 01:50:21,900 --> 01:50:25,200 And do you have any idea where it's heading? 1391 01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:34,900 Korben, there's a general on the phone. 1392 01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:37,800 I'll give you to the president. 1393 01:50:38,600 --> 01:50:41,600 Major Dallas, I first would like to salute a warrior. 1394 01:50:41,700 --> 01:50:44,100 - You're a shining example of this army's might. - Mr. President. 1395 01:50:44,300 --> 01:50:46,100 - In the name of the Federation and it's territories-- - Mr. President. 1396 01:50:46,300 --> 01:50:48,200 Any idea when you're gonna be getting to the point? 1397 01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:55,400 Okay. There's a ball of fire 1,200 miles in diameter heading straight for Earth, 1398 01:50:55,600 --> 01:50:58,900 and we have no idea how to stop it. That's the problem. 1399 01:51:02,200 --> 01:51:03,700 How much time do we have? 1400 01:51:04,700 --> 01:51:08,300 If its speed remains constant, in an hour and 57 minutes. 1401 01:51:09,300 --> 01:51:11,200 I'll call you back in two hours. 1402 01:51:11,400 --> 01:51:14,400 Hello? 1403 01:52:24,500 --> 01:52:26,200 They just landed in the desert. 1404 01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:30,400 Good job, David! 1405 01:52:32,100 --> 01:52:34,300 - Put her in the center. - Where? Here? 1406 01:52:42,000 --> 01:52:43,500 You got it figured out, Father? 1407 01:52:43,800 --> 01:52:46,600 This one should be fire. 1408 01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:47,800 You know how all this works? 1409 01:52:47,900 --> 01:52:49,000 - Theoretically, yes. - Theoretically? 1410 01:52:49,100 --> 01:52:52,300 The four stones should go around. 1411 01:52:52,500 --> 01:52:54,400 The fifth element should be in the middle. 1412 01:52:54,600 --> 01:52:57,500 And then the weapon against evil should work. 1413 01:52:58,100 --> 01:53:00,200 - You've never seen this work before, have you? - No. 1414 01:53:01,600 --> 01:53:05,100 Every weapon has a manual. I'm sure this has one too. 1415 01:53:13,400 --> 01:53:16,200 That's it. That's it. Match up the symbols. Go! Go! 1416 01:53:17,800 --> 01:53:19,000 Wind. 1417 01:53:20,800 --> 01:53:22,800 My man, what're you doing? 1418 01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:24,900 - What? - What're you doing? 1419 01:53:26,100 --> 01:53:27,800 Trying to keep you in the DJ business. 1420 01:53:31,600 --> 01:53:32,800 Fire. 1421 01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:35,200 Done. 1422 01:53:35,400 --> 01:53:36,400 So, what happens now? 1423 01:53:36,500 --> 01:53:39,200 So now, we have to open them. 1424 01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:43,800 - And you know how to do that, right? - Theoretically... 1425 01:53:45,400 --> 01:53:46,400 - ...no. - No. 1426 01:53:51,500 --> 01:53:54,000 Leeloo, wake up, honey, wake up. You have to help us. 1427 01:53:54,200 --> 01:53:57,000 Leeloo, how do you open these stones? 1428 01:53:58,500 --> 01:54:00,400 Wind blows. 1429 01:54:01,900 --> 01:54:03,300 Fire burns. 1430 01:54:03,500 --> 01:54:06,800 Yes, I know all that. But how do you open these stones? 1431 01:54:07,300 --> 01:54:08,500 Rain... 1432 01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:13,400 falls. 1433 01:54:17,000 --> 01:54:18,800 Leeloo, Leeloo! 1434 01:54:20,300 --> 01:54:21,500 What does it mean? 1435 01:54:23,100 --> 01:54:24,200 I think that... 1436 01:54:24,300 --> 01:54:25,900 - Maybe it's a charade. - What? 1437 01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:27,200 A game or something. 1438 01:54:27,800 --> 01:54:30,300 If we don't get these stones open in five minutes, we're all dead. 1439 01:54:30,400 --> 01:54:31,900 - Dead? - Yes, dead! 1440 01:54:44,700 --> 01:54:46,000 Too late. 1441 01:54:47,800 --> 01:54:49,200 We've lost contact with them. 1442 01:54:49,400 --> 01:54:50,800 Three minutes. 1443 01:54:52,400 --> 01:54:55,300 I think mine is broken. Why I gotta get the broke one? 1444 01:55:03,900 --> 01:55:05,600 We're never gonna make it. 1445 01:55:10,600 --> 01:55:13,100 Korben! Korben, it moved! 1446 01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:16,000 - What did you do? Show me what you did. - Nothing! 1447 01:55:16,100 --> 01:55:17,100 - Show me what you did! - I swear to God! 1448 01:55:17,200 --> 01:55:18,700 - Shut up, shut up, shut up! - I didn't do nothing! 1449 01:55:18,800 --> 01:55:20,600 - Calm down, calm down. Show me what you did. - Okay, okay. 1450 01:55:20,700 --> 01:55:21,900 Take it step by step, all right? 1451 01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:24,100 - I was just standing here like this, okay? - Quickly. 1452 01:55:24,200 --> 01:55:28,500 And I put my hands on the top like this, and I said... 1453 01:55:29,400 --> 01:55:31,300 "We're not gonna make it." 1454 01:55:33,000 --> 01:55:34,300 And that's it? 1455 01:55:43,000 --> 01:55:44,300 Korben, my man. 1456 01:55:45,000 --> 01:55:46,200 Wind. 1457 01:55:46,900 --> 01:55:49,200 She said, "Wind blows." 1458 01:55:57,000 --> 01:55:58,600 Everyone take a stone. 1459 01:55:58,900 --> 01:56:01,700 Water for water. Fire for fire. Earth for earth. Go, now! 1460 01:56:04,300 --> 01:56:05,400 Earth. 1461 01:56:05,700 --> 01:56:07,200 - Open the other one. - Okay. 1462 01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:22,500 Korben? 1463 01:56:23,000 --> 01:56:25,300 Korben, my man, I have no fire. 1464 01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:27,600 I have no matches. Do you have any matches? I have no matches. 1465 01:56:27,800 --> 01:56:30,200 I stopped smoking. If I knew... I mean, Father, you smoke? 1466 01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:33,200 Got some matches? We need some fire. 1467 01:56:34,500 --> 01:56:36,200 We're gonna die. 1468 01:56:43,500 --> 01:56:44,700 Don't breathe. 1469 01:57:04,200 --> 01:57:05,400 Fire. 1470 01:57:05,900 --> 01:57:06,900 One minute. 1471 01:57:07,100 --> 01:57:08,800 Let's go, Leeloo. 1472 01:57:08,900 --> 01:57:11,900 Wake up. Wake up. It's time for you to work now. 1473 01:57:12,700 --> 01:57:14,200 Protect life... 1474 01:57:15,400 --> 01:57:16,400 until death. 1475 01:57:16,500 --> 01:57:18,100 No, no, Leeloo! Leeloo, listen to me! 1476 01:57:18,200 --> 01:57:19,600 Listen to me! Listen! 1477 01:57:19,700 --> 01:57:22,600 Listen, I know you're very tired. I know you're very tired. 1478 01:57:22,700 --> 01:57:24,100 I'll take you on vacation when we're done. 1479 01:57:24,200 --> 01:57:26,500 I swear, a real vacation. A real vacation, just you and me. 1480 01:57:26,700 --> 01:57:29,100 But, listen to me, if you don't do something right now, we're all gonna die. 1481 01:57:29,200 --> 01:57:30,200 You understand? 1482 01:57:30,300 --> 01:57:33,900 What's the use of saving life when you see what you do with it? 1483 01:57:34,300 --> 01:57:36,800 It'll be entering the atmosphere in 40 seconds. 1484 01:57:38,300 --> 01:57:39,900 Leeloo, you're right, you're right, you're right. 1485 01:57:40,000 --> 01:57:41,900 But there are some things, 1486 01:57:42,100 --> 01:57:44,600 very nice things worth saving, some beautiful things. 1487 01:57:45,000 --> 01:57:46,700 Beautiful things. 1488 01:57:47,900 --> 01:57:49,400 Like love? 1489 01:57:49,600 --> 01:57:51,600 Yes, yes, love. That's good. That's good. 1490 01:57:51,800 --> 01:57:54,100 That's a good example. Like love. Love is worth saving. 1491 01:57:55,000 --> 01:57:56,800 I don't know love. 1492 01:57:58,900 --> 01:58:00,200 I don't know love. 1493 01:58:00,400 --> 01:58:02,700 I was built to protect, not to love. 1494 01:58:02,900 --> 01:58:05,400 So, there's no use for me other than this. 1495 01:58:05,500 --> 01:58:08,300 No, no, no, you're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. 1496 01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:12,000 I need you. I need you, very much. 1497 01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:15,000 Why? 1498 01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:18,200 Because... 1499 01:58:18,500 --> 01:58:19,900 Because... 1500 01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:22,800 Tell her, Korben. 1501 01:58:24,700 --> 01:58:27,300 Tell me. Please. 1502 01:58:27,500 --> 01:58:29,400 Why do you need me? 1503 01:58:29,900 --> 01:58:33,100 - Because... - Tell me. 1504 01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:36,700 - Tell me. - Because I... 1505 01:58:36,900 --> 01:58:38,400 Because I love you. 1506 01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:40,900 I love you. 1507 01:58:45,000 --> 01:58:46,800 Ten, nine, 1508 01:58:47,000 --> 01:58:48,900 eight, seven, 1509 01:58:49,100 --> 01:58:51,500 six, five, 1510 01:58:51,700 --> 01:58:53,300 four, three, 1511 01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:54,600 two, 1512 01:58:55,000 --> 01:58:56,000 one... 1513 01:59:33,900 --> 01:59:38,000 Scanner imaging has confirmed the dark planet dead. 1514 01:59:38,700 --> 01:59:41,700 The planet seems to have stopped at 62 miles from impact. 1515 01:59:53,200 --> 01:59:54,200 Yes! 1516 01:59:54,300 --> 01:59:56,700 What's wrong with you? What're you screaming for? 1517 01:59:56,900 --> 01:59:59,200 Every five minutes, it's a bomb or something. 1518 01:59:59,400 --> 02:00:00,700 I'm leaving. 1519 02:00:15,300 --> 02:00:16,600 Mr. President... 1520 02:00:16,800 --> 02:00:19,500 Let me introduce you to Professor Mactilburgh who runs the center. 1521 02:00:19,600 --> 02:00:21,400 It's an honor to receive you, Mr. President. 1522 02:00:21,600 --> 02:00:23,300 Where are my two heroes? 1523 02:00:23,400 --> 02:00:27,200 Oh, they were so tired from their ordeal, we put them in the reactor this morning. 1524 02:00:27,400 --> 02:00:29,300 I have 19 more meetings after this one, Professor. 1525 02:00:29,500 --> 02:00:31,900 Yeah, I'm sorry. Let me see if they're revived. 1526 02:00:32,100 --> 02:00:33,100 Thank you. 1527 02:00:33,400 --> 02:00:35,700 - We go live in one minute, Mr. President. - Mm-hm. 1528 02:00:43,800 --> 02:00:45,400 They're... 1529 02:00:46,600 --> 02:00:48,400 not ready. 1530 02:00:48,600 --> 02:00:49,900 They need... 1531 02:00:50,100 --> 02:00:51,300 five more minutes. 1532 02:00:51,500 --> 02:00:52,900 You have 20 seconds. 1533 02:00:53,000 --> 02:00:56,100 - No, ma'am. No, no, I tried. No, ma'am. - Who's that? 1534 02:00:56,300 --> 02:00:58,200 Some woman. Claims to be Korben's mother. 1535 02:00:58,300 --> 02:00:59,500 Well, give it here! 1536 02:01:00,700 --> 02:01:03,300 Mrs. Dallas, this is the president. 1537 02:01:03,500 --> 02:01:04,900 On behalf of the Federation, 1538 02:01:05,000 --> 02:01:06,200 - I would like to thank you-- - Oh, please! 1539 02:01:06,300 --> 02:01:07,300 That doesn't even sound like him. 1540 02:01:07,500 --> 02:01:09,900 The president's an idiot. And you don't sound like an idiot. 1541 02:01:10,100 --> 02:01:12,900 If you don't wanna talk to your mother, just avoid me like usual, huh? 1542 02:01:13,100 --> 02:01:16,900 I'll throw myself in traffic. I'll Saran Wrap myself to the bed. 114406