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(dramatic music)

(static buzzing)

(smooth ambient music)

(ambient music continues)

(group chattering)

Thank you. (laughs)

Why? What you need?

Thank you, baby.

- Well, hold on. - You know what?

I paid good money for this coat.

I think this looks pretty better than hers.

- Exactly. - Wait a minute, now.

(all chattering)

But this is coming from somebody wearing a denim jacket

with what is that sequins?

- Okay. - Peanut butter and jelly.

Well, she got this in a different color.

She ain't even trippin'.

- Y'all are playing too much. - Boy, anyway.

I'm gonna run to the bathroom.

- I'll be right back. - All right.

Now don't, how you gonna try to do that?

And say something about my coat?

Hey. Hey, real quick.

I gotta go to the car.

For what?

Who's gonna pay for this? I left my wallet in there.

Oh yeah. You better go on and get that.

I know you ain't gonna pay for it.

You gonna save me some money?

You going halfsies? Say what?

- Boy, go get the damn wallet. - Get the damn wallet.

(Rochelle laughs)

Thank you, baby.

No, I ain't baby.

Your name Ms. Bennett, I ain't in it. (both laughing)

But you was just in me and her conversing,

- so you in something. - Well, you know.

Look, aren't you tired of beating around the bush?

Andre, what is it now?

Look, if you don't say something this weekend,

I'm definitely gonna bring that shit up.

I've already told you.

I'm gonna tell Frank when I'm ready to tell Frank.

Until then you keep your mouth shut.

Okay?

(traffic roaring)

[Rochelle] Well, I talk to her

every day so I beg to differ.

A1 like the steak sauce.

[Rochelle] Anyway, girl.

How was the bathroom? Was it clean?

Yeah, it was okay.

She good.

Welcome back, boo.

Did you get your wallet?

- Yeah, I got it. - Okay.

Why you looking like that though?

I'm fine, just...

(Andre clears throat)

Okay. Alright, alright.

I'm right here.

Don't be hesitating now.

Sorry I'm late y'all.

Sorry I'm late. Sorry I'm late.

Annette couldn't make it.

She got stuck up at work, so.

- As usual. - Hmm.

Annette and late.

You got it good or bad.

Look, lemme go ahead and say this

since nobody else gonna say it.

Do y'all already think it's a good idea

to go to Blue Ridge Mountain fucking Georgia

at this time of the year?

Here we go with this scary shit, man.

Come on, man.

I ain't listening to no late ass nigga

talking about some shit like that.

Well, on that note,

how about we all toast to his scary ass being safe?

- Yes. - Deep.

All right. I'm gonna take your girl's drink

since she's not here with your late ass.

(group laughing) (glasses clink)

I'm driving.

You know I'm driving. He ain't driving me.

Oh, you know the nigga driving. All day.

[Rochelle] Alright, baby. I got it, I got it.

(light R&B music)

Girl, did you text her and let her know we was outside?

Oh shit.

You know what? You're right.

She probably sitting in there

eating fried chicken as we speak.

Okay, because you know how she is about cooking

and getting that back bed.

- Girl. - That's our girl though.

And she wonder why she can't even run.

She need to work out with me.

You need to take her with you.

I keep telling you that

'cause she won't be doing my Pilates class.

Hey!

She ready!

Let's get it y'all.

We can hike and we can go for your little run.

- We can do that. - Okay.

Now don't do that, honey.

You know it takes time to look this good.

Don't be jealous. Don't be jealous.

I already am. (friends laughing)

Yes, baby.

We about to get this! (laughs)

Ooh honey. Where?

Where's a man when you need one?

(friends chattering)

Remember you got this, let's sit down,

'cause you know I can't be worried about that.

What's up? Look at you!

Y'all ready?

(upbeat R&B music)

(friends chattering)

(light hip hop music)

[Frank] Right there.

All right, I'm about to run in here real quick.

Y'all want anything in here?

Lemme get some of them barbecue chips.

[Frank] Dre?

[Andre] But I don't want nothing.

I just want you to hurry your ass up

so we get to this fucking cabin.

[Frank] Nigga, I'm gonna grab you some Doritos.

Grab that nigga something.

[Frank] You know he gonna want something.

You know he gonna be begging.

[Andre] Nigga, only thing I want is my girl at this cabin.

I'm about to be blowing her back up! (laughs)

[Mike] Nigga, you told me

you was goddamn coming for some fun.

Now, hey!

Don't forget them, get them pickled pig feet, bro!

Man, I don't think they got barbecue chips.

(door creaking)

(suspenseful music)

Barbecue chips, here.

Y'all ain't from around here, eh?

Um, no.

We just a couple of friends from the city

wanting to get away for the weekend.

Y'all going up there to the cabin?

Be careful.

Yeah, I've seen people go up there

but they never come down. (coughs)

They never come down.

They never come down.

Fucking weirdo.

- Just the black pearl. - Hey.

I need my motherfucking chips.

Yeah, let me get them barbecue chips, nigga.

Nigga, chips.

Fuck the barbecue chips, man.

The fucking cashier in there creepy as fuck.

So that means you didn't get my pig feet?

Nigga, are you not listening to what the fuck I'm saying?

Yo, check this out.

This nigga talk about we go up to the cabins,

we better be careful and safe out there

because he didn't see other people come down from the cabin.

- Some, some shit. - Who said that shit?

This fucking farmer in there.

Man, I knew we shouldn't have came out here

with this bullshit, man.

It's some White folk shit.

Look, bro, anytime see a Black guy

with a emo chain in his pocket to hold his wallet,

nigga, you leave the fuck on.

Why the fuck are you talking to his ass anyways?

Man, he talked to me.

Bro, pull the fuck off, bro.

I'm getting tired of this.

You ain't gotta tell me twice.

Too easy.

(suspenseful music)

Look like we here, fellas.

- Creepy ass cabin. - I know.

- A fucking crow. Really? - This shit nice.

Look fellas, promise me after this trip

that we still gonna be boys

because this weekend is gonna be a tell all.

- Dre, drive the fuck on. - What the fuck you on, man?

(Andre laughs)

Drive this motherfucking car.

All right, man.

I love y'all boys, man. Just remember that.

[Frank] What the fuck?

Ooh, I'm just so happy to get away from all the damn drama

and relax with my boo thang.

I feel you.

Right, I am not happy about it but we gonna be all right.

- You ready, babe? - Ready?

- I can't hear you. - Mm-hmm.

(ominous music)

[Rochelle] What the? Katina?

- What you say? - Mm-mm.

With the crow on the fucking horn?

And why does it smell like death?

Okay guys, it didn't look like this

in the pictures online.

So we been catfished?

Hey look, this is the best that we could find.

All right?

And if it ain't, we gonna make it the best.

Look I paid for this shit, all right?

- Here we go. - That's bullshit.

What the fuck that supposed to mean?

Look what y'all want? Some shots?

Ready to get loose?

'Cause that's what we gonna need.

We need to wait on all that.

Let's figure out what's in this cabin,

like first, where's our rooms?

- That's the room. - Oh here, lemme go.

- Excuse me. - I don't wanna ask her!

All right.

Baby, make sure our room got a bathroom.

- It does, come on in. - No bathroom or what?

You ain't taking no showers?

Babe, I'ma just stay out here. All right?

- Yeah, all right. - Real nigga shit.

[Annette] We should stay together, friend.

This is cute, cozy.

Criticize, criticize, criticize.

Well.

(bag thumps)

- Oh. - Shit!

(Katina laughs)

[Rochelle] Baby?

What's up?

Baby, that room is ready for us.

[Andre] You ready right now?

- Boy you know how we move. - Shit, you know how I talk.

Oh damn!

- Hell yeah. - Ow, ow, ow!

Hey, hey y'all close the door!

Don't come in here! Grown folks business!

Damn.

- Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. - Come on!

[Rochelle] Like this?

(Andre blowing raspberries) You like that?

Ooh!

- Damn! - Oh shit!

- I'm trying to smother you. - Oh, don't touch it.

Don't touch it. Oh, oh!

[Rochelle] Oh, don't move.

I'm about to come up.

[Andre] Oh shit.

That was at least five minutes, right?

(Rochelle laughs) (Andre grunts)

What you wanna do now?

[Katina] You ready to have a good weekend?

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm?

Uh-uh, not ready. Not yet.

- Huh? - We got stuff to do.

Go get 'em ready for that.

- Get up. - All right.

Let me try this bed though.

- Get up! - All right, all right.

- Frank, go. - Fuck.

Hey yo, y'all ready to go?

- Mm-hmm. - Oh damn.

- Yeah. - Woo! Damn.

- You like that? - Yo, what the fuck?

What's going on up in here, man?

Avert your eyes.

What you looking at, man?

- Oh man. - Come on, y'all.

- Goddamn. - Y'all are nasty.

Y'all need to be nasty.

Look like a goddamn pig on top of a cat.

Hey, no Diddy. Smell that.

- Who the fuck? - What?

- Hey, hey, hey. - You're nasty.

Go wash your fucking hands.

[Andre] It smells good.

You allow him to do this shit.

- My God. - Y'all already to go to?

- Y'all mad. - Go take a hike.

- Ooh. - Let's get some air.

Stop asking to use my baby oil.

Now I know what your ass be doing.

Maybe you need to use it more.

(friends chattering) (leaves rustling)

It is cold, but let's focus on what's at matter.

Ladies get the food?

You know I got the food, honey.

Men, y'all keep us warm, right?

Hell yeah, I'm gonna keep y'all,

- I mean my girl warm. - Me.

My girl warm. (Annette laughs)

- What the fuck? - Know that.

- Wait, what the fuck? - What?

That sound like a howling wolf.

That must be nothing but the trees talking.

Where you at?

Well, Blue Ridge Mountains are known for their wildlife.

So we just need to stay at alert, all right?

Look man, it's about time for us to get to these cabins,

somewhere where it's safe before the lights go down.

Lights go off. Sun goes down.

All that shit.

I agree with Dre. Let's get back to the camp.

Not looking back.

You making me nervous.

(wind howling)

Alright everyone, to a weekend of peace and escape.

(glasses clinking)

- Cheers. - Thank you.

Rochelle, you good boo?

Yeah, I'm okay.

You seemed pretty freaked out earlier.

I am good as long as you holding me.

- [Andre] Ooh. - Because you know them trees

was making some crazy ass sound.

(Andre chuckles)

- No, facts. - No, it was.

It was creepy as hell out there for sure.

Girl, you know I'll protect you from any spooky trees.

You know them little thin pine trees

don't got shit on this big, thick, black oak.

(Rochelle laughs)

(Annette coughing)

Well, you know I don't know what I would do without you.

Look at your friends.

(Andre laughing)

But those trees was giving me the heebie-jeebies.

- Probably got rabies. - Watch it.

The heebie-jeebies whatever, man.

Look, it's just a bunch of superstition.

There ain't nothing out there we can't handle.

(electricity zaps)

Oh shit!

- Oh hell no. - That's what I'm saying.

I didn't sign up for this.

Relax, I'll go get the fucking flashlight.

- Shit. - I'll start the fire, man.

I'll try to start the fire. - Where are y'all going?

[Annette] The pictures don't match the damn thing.

But now the power don't work?

First of all, in my defense, this was not in the reviews.

- Thank you very much. - Okay.

Nobody's blaming you, but-

- Mike! - Where's the flashlight?

- Baby? - Excuse me, let me by.

(suspenseful music)

(ominous music)

Oh girl, thank you for this food

because we need it and it's really good.

No, facts.

I mean it's colder than a motherfucker,

but shit good though.

Man, it's like pizza, fam.

When it's cold it gets better.

What you put in this? This is good as hell.

That's a secret.

But I am glad that this pasta

and salad was good enough for y'all greedy ass.

(friends laughing)

Can you please top me up?

Yeah, I don't know.

This shit sure is hitting the spot

or I could just be hungry as fuck.

(friends laughing)

Do not do my girl like that.

First of all, it is good,

but you are hungry as fuck.

Thank you, girl.

- Y'all welcome. - Shit, say less.

Anyway, now look y'all,

I know y'all heard more than them damn wolves out there.

The trees was crackling. We falling in the mud.

Come on, y'all.

Y'all know there's dead people under there.

These grounds ain't right, I'm just saying.

- Now you're being dramatic. - What?

As long as we stay together,

we should be cool while we here.

Yeah, look, kill all that, man.

It's just nature being nature.

So you a nature boy?

On that note, I gotta take a leak.

Give me that.

He always gotta piss when he drink.

Ol' pissy ass.

All right, beast boy.

- Not too much. - Oh, you going?

- You love me? - No, no, no, no.

Well, when Frank comes back,

we definitely gotta do some games.

- Yes. - Facts.

- Hell, truth or dare. - Truth or dare it is.

Yeah!

(Andre laughs)

(smooth R&B music)

(smooth R&B music continues)

(birds chirping)

What's going on, girl?

Where's your fine ass going?

Babe, you're supposed to be asleep.

Come on, get back in this bed

and give me some early morning loving.

No, I'm about to go for a run so I can clear my head.

I don't know about all that.

You might ask one of your home girls to go with you.

Babe, I will be fine.

Especially with you having me buy this bear mace.

I could take out a whole fucking army.

Alright, be careful.

[Annette] Alright. Oh keys.

You coming back to gimme some, huh?

No, I'll see you in a little bit.

Alright.

(dramatic music)

(leaves rustling)

(dramatic music continues)

- I like your shoes. - Oh my God!

What the fuck?

Where the fuck did you come from?

I just, man, just happened

to be at the right place at the right time.

You okay?

Yeah, but not thanks to you.

I like your shoes.

You, you, you running?

Go and finish running.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- You have a good day, sir. - You too. Be careful.

Bye!

(dramatic music)

(ominous music)

(knife squelches) (Annette grunts)

(ominous music)

So how do y'all like it?

Is it enough salt for you, Frankie boo?

It's aight.

Oh, why is he always hating on my food?

Baby, you know it's good.

Right. We don't see your girl up there cooking.

Um, not too much on me.

I made the coffee, thank you very much.

Looking like that little kid from the 5-1.

Lemme try, lemme try.

One of these eggs had a shell in it.

- Come on, man. - Okay, the coffee is good.

Probably Andre's top, but.

Watch them now.

Baby, I need a pick me up, you feel me?

Because anyways, lemme get you some coffee.

Mm, okay. Thank you, baby.

Because you know you kept me up all night.

I guess we wasn't the only ones doing that nasty

and that man ain't even came out the room yet.

(friends laughing)

What the hell y'all in here laughing about?

[Rochelle] Not about you.

(friends laughing)

Where Annette at?

[Rochelle] Boy, what you mean where she at?

Didn't you just come out the room?

No, she went on a run this morning.

- Okay. - A run?

Baby, we on vacation.

- Right. - That's true.

Okay. Wait, what time did she leave?

- 6:00 AM. - Whoa.

- 6:00 AM? - No, wait.

That not her now.

- That's two hours! - Yo, relax, relax, relax.

She probably stopped somewhere drinking some water.

- Oh hell, for two hours? - Relax, relax.

Stop somewhere, bro?

Hey man, fuck all that shit, bro.

I'm finna go look for her.

- Mike. - Baby, go look.

- Hold up, man. - Hey I'm coming too.

- Be careful. - I got you.

[Katina] Why has she been gone for two hours?

None of that two hours shit.

- Where would she go? - She work out,

but not that damn much.

She ain't buff.

Where the fuck your girl at, man?

Why the fuck was she running in these woods like this?

I dunno, but she must be coming back.

Annette!

Bro, we might go ahead back to the motherfucking cabin.

Oh, fuck that.

Annette!

I mean are you really that loyal to her?

You can get another one.

Annette!

Annette!

Damn, is she a fucking cross country runner or something?

Where the fuck did she go, nigga?

Maybe she went around on the other side.

- Other side? - I dunno.

The other side of the woods, man.

We not covering no ground.

Nigga, what side of the woods?

It's this side or this side or that side.

Y'all chill the fuck out with all that shit, man.

I'm actually getting worried, bro.

(leaves rustling)

Annette!

(dramatic music)

What the fuck?

How y'all doing?

Dude, that's that creepy motherfucker from the store.

Yo say man, look, you seen a girl moving through here?

She was wearing a white t-shirt and black leggings.

Yeah, I, I saw, um,

a mile, mile back yonder there.

She was jogging.

She had one some, she had on some nice shoes.

Yeah, I, I helped her.

I sent on her way.

Where you say you seen her at?

About a mile yonder back yonder.

You, you, you stupid? I just said that.

- Stupid? - What?

Motherfucker, I'll kill your ass.

- Calm that shit, man. - I told y'all.

(friends chattering) - Man, fuck him.

I told you.

That they go up,

but they never come down.

[Andre] What the fuck is this motherfucker talking about?

Hey yo, I say we kill this motherfucker right now.

- Then we find Annette. - Right.

Man, we ain't got time for all that shit, man.

I gotta find Annette right now, bro.

He probably the nigga that did it!

No, we ain't got time for that shit.

My baby alive, bro, and we gonna go find her.

Whatever, nigga.

Squirrels my ass.

(leaves rustling)

Fuck.

Hey look, y'all, at this rate,

we not gonna find her like this.

I think we need to split up and cover more ground.

So Mike, you go that way.

Dre, you had north,

and I'll had back this way where that hillbilly went.

Something ain't right about his ass.

He ain't kill no fucking squirrels.

Alright, I'm gonna do that shit.

But this how White people die in fucking movies.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

So the way the perimeter is set up,

we should meet back right here in this area.

- Uh-huh. - All right?

Okay.

(leaves rustling)

(suspenseful music)

What the fuck?

Annette!

(dramatic music)

(knife squelches) (Mike grunts)

(ominous music)

(keys jingling)

(mysterious music)

Bro, I had no fucking luck.

Yeah, me neither.

Where's Mike?

Nigga, I don't know.

But what we should do is head back to the cabin

and make sure that the women are okay.

I mean at the end of the day, Mike is a grown ass man.

I'm sure he gonna find his way back.

Speaking of bad shit happening,

did you run back into that motherfucking store clerk?

Nah, I didn't.

I lost that motherfucker.

Good.

So we just gonna leave Mike out here?

[Andre] Nigga, he's grown.

Let's get the fuck on.

Yeah, you right.

He probably made his way back to the cabin.

(suspenseful music)

(leaves rustling)

(suspenseful music continues)

Did you guys find Annette?

- Where is she? - Yeah, where is she at?

And where is Mike?

Is he coming up behind y'all?

No, we didn't find her.

And now Mike is nowhere to be found neither.

Fuck you mean Mike is nowhere to be found?

Are you shitting me?

Look, we went to go find Annette.

We split up and then when me and Frank got back,

we seen there was no Mike or Annette.

So we assumed that they came back here

to the motherfucking cabin,

so we made the informed decision to get back here.

I mean, bro, it started getting strange out there, right?

No one has been here. Okay?

And I've been calling you for almost an hour,

but we don't have any service out here.

Rochelle, pack our shit.

We need to fuck up outta here.

You ain't gotta tell me twice.

I told y'all about this White people movie shit.

What?

So you just gonna fucking leave?

Andre, Andre, you are really gonna leave

Mike and Annette out here?

They're our friends, bro.

Nigga, you and Frank need be packing y'all shit

and getting the fuck up outta here too.

Man, you just gonna leave 'em out there?

What kind of friends are y'all?

[Rochelle] The kind that want to live.

The kind that want to stay the fuck alive.

Come on, Andre. Get this shit.

(Rochelle muttering)

So y'all really gonna leave our best friends in the woods?

Are y'all shitting me?

[Andre] We out this motherfucker.

See my Black ass is gonna get the fuck on and survive.

(Andre speaking faintly)

Look, they wanna leave, let 'em.

I told you this fucking shit was a bad idea.

(suspenseful music)

Stupid motherfuckers.

What the hell is going on? (engine sputtering)

I don't know.

Look, I don't like this.

(engine sputtering)

Come on. Look.

Go look under the hood.

Andre, get me the fuck outta here

before Jason come around the fucking corner!

[Andre] Hold the fuck on, goddamn it!

Fuck!

(Andre muttering)

Fucking shit.

How you open this anyways?

Shit.

Fuck!

[Rochelle] What the fuck is going on with the car?

Nigga, I don't know.

Look, I'm a man, but I'm not a man-chanic.

What the fuck, man?

Well, I can fucking see that.

Look, all right. This is what we're gonna do, all right?

While there's still daylight outside,

I'm gonna go ahead and go down the road and get some help.

All right?

[Katina] Babe, you think we should go out there and help?

Help? I'm not going out there to help them.

Look, they left me, you, Annette, Mike.

Okay, but they're still our friends.

Maybe they're just scared.

Girl, I don't give a fuck about that.

(Katina sighs)

- Fuck! - Hello? Excuse me.

I don't know if you noticed,

but do I look like the typical marathon walker?

No, my thick ass will fall down.

Look Dre, man,

don't you think it's better than all four of us is together?

Think about it, man.

You going out here by yourself.

Look, we ain't going out like that.

Y'all niggas sound stupid as fuck.

I'm glad y'all had a little Kumbaya moment.

Oh shit, we not going out like that.

Well, y'all could throw hands

with these motherfuckers all you want.

What I'm gonna throw is these legs

down this motherfucking road.

Take this Black ass

somewhere where it belongs to get some help.

Help, nigga, means somewhere

not in these White people motherfucking mountains.

So you gonna... You coming or not?

You're gonna hike down the mountain?

You think that's smart?

[Andre] I think nothing, fuck y'all.

Okay, look. Look Andre, I think Frank is right.

Look, the more of us, the better we can throw these hands.

Look, if some, we gonna go in the cabin, right?

And if somebody come in the cabin,

we gonna whoop they ass.

Swerve 'em up. Come on, baby.

Mm-hmm, whoop our ass all you want by your damn self.

Your goddamn self!

Bro, we're gonna go in the cabin

where it's safe, barricaded.

What the fuck?

And we're gonna wait

for Annette and Mike like real friends.

Shit.

Let's go.

Wait, she has to get her bags.

Let's go in, babe.

Fuck.

You really gonna just leave?

Let's go inside.

(car door slams)

Fuck, man. The fuck is wrong with them?

They know we Black

and we in these fucking mountains with these White folks.

Do you really think you could throw hands

with fucking Jason and fucking Michael Myers and the shit?

This nigga's stupid as shit.

What the fuck?

Who's this?

Oh hell.

Hey boy.

Everything okay?

Where the other fellas at?

I can give you a ride

to the next cabin down the road about two miles away.

That's where, that's where Crumble

and his hick bag of a wife live.

- Nah. - I can, I can take you.

Thank you. But no thank you.

I'll, I'll figure my own shit out.

There you go, okay.

Be careful walking around here these mountains.

They go up, they never come down.

They never come down.

(ominous music)

Oh shit!

There is no service in here.

What the fuck?

Look, I, I, I need something.

Do you have something stronger than this?

I need something stronger and harder to keep my nerves down.

Rochelle, calm down.

You crashing out right now.

Mike and Annette could be walking through

that door at any minute.

See, I agree with Frank. Okay?

For all we know, Mike and Annette planned this entire thing

and they just wanted to get off in the woods

and get a little kinky this whole time.

What?

Excuse me.

But I could think of 10,000 ways to get kinky

that does not involve going out in the fucking woods

to get lost to do so.

Would y'all stop

and stop fucking trying to sugar coat everything?

And let's figure out how to get outta here.

Okay? Fuck it.

I know what I need to get me right.

Oh shit.

[Rochelle] Now I was gonna smoke

this motherfucker with Andre.

Bow!

- Of course. - Uh-huh.

See, that's exactly what we need in this situation.

[Rochelle] Hmm.

Me and Katina haven't smoked since what? College?

Yeah, actually. Yeah.

[Rochelle] Okay, so?

You know what? Fuck it.

- Yeah! - Fire it up.

I'm with it, come on.

Oh wait, lemme spark that up.

Back in college they used call me Frank Dog, baby.

- Frank Dog? - Remember that shit?

- No they didn't. - Well, let's see.

They didn't.

Listen, Ro, we're gonna be all right. Okay?

Maybe we just need to get our minds relaxed

and then we can think better, yes?

I just can't believe this stupid man

went walking and left my ass behind.

I'm dumping him when I get back home.

Okay, wait. Hold on, hold on now.

For everything that we've all been going through,

we're all a little scared and a little spooked.

People react differently in different situations, okay?

People have fight, they have flight.

Andre on the other hand,

he, he might just be flight. Okay?

Yes. Come on.

Oh, now I can smoke this whole thing by myself right now.

Oh, we know.

See, given the situation,

one of these ain't gonna cut it for me.

So we just gonna spark both of these.

How about that?

Okay, thank you.

Me and my baby gonna share this one.

- Mm. - Bring it on, bring it on.

[Rochelle] Mm-hmm.

Come on, Fabio. What you doing?

(Katina coughing)

(Katina mutters)

- You all right? - Mm-hmm.

I'll stick to my wine. (coughs)

- Come on, girl. - She can't hang.

Listen, I don't know how we did that in college,

but goddamn, what the fuck you got in that?

Mm, baby, that good shit.

That good shit.

- God. - Mm-hmm.

Hit me up one more time, baby.

All right.

I'm about to go look for Dre.

[Katina] Uh, what?

Looks like it's getting dark outside.

He need to bring his ass back to the cabin.

Okay, hold on.

But do you really think it's a good idea

for you to go out there by yourself?

What you mean by myself?

I ain't worried about shit.

What the hell?

I thought we said we weren't gonna bring firearms.

Look, sometimes you have to be prepared

for situation like this.

And besides, I wasn't gonna pull it out unless I needed to.

(coughs) Excuse me.

But you are gonna leave it here in the cabin

'cause we are still in the cabin.

No he's not.

Like I said, we need to be prepared.

Baby, your gun is in my luggage.

Oh fuck, no. I'm not touching it.

I don't care if it's in the luggage.

[Rochelle] What do you mean? We do need a gun.

What? Katina, go on now.

For what? We're locked in the cabin.

We are in a cabin stuck

because we don't know where our people are.

- What do you mean? - Okay.

And then we propped the doors up so nobody gets in.

What the fuck do we need a gun for?

- Are you fricking crazy? - Look,

stop all this fucking arguing.

We don't need to be doing this shit right now.

Like I said, I'm about to go out and look for Dre.

Baby, your gun is in my luggage and lock the damn door.

I'll be right back.

Um, can you show me where that gun is?

Don't show her shit. We don't need it.

You go and hurry up and come back.

You are blowing my fucking high.

Okay, smoke some more then.

What the fuck?

- Be my guest. - What we need a gun for?

[Katina] Shit, I might need to move about this anyway.

(suspenseful music)

What the fuck? Not again.

What the fuck is wrong with this fucking weird ass

driving up and down the motherfucking road?

(dramatic music)

(tires screeching)

(Andre coughing)

What the fuck, man?

Please!

(dramatic music)

I asked him did he want a ride.

He went up.

But he never came down.

Oh well.

(Rochelle snapping fingers) (light R&B music)

(Rochelle laughing)

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Go on, girl.

(both laughing)

Oh shit!

Oh God.

Yes ma'am.

Oh shit.

(Rochelle singing)

(both shouting) (both laughing)

Yes!

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.

Let's get this shit, baby.

Katina.

Hmm?

Katina.

Look, I been wanting to tell you that Frankie, Frank Dog,

(Rochelle howls)

That motherfucker is fine as hell.

- Girl. - Woo!

One thing is for certain,

there's two things, Rochelle.

Wait, hold the fuck up.

Wait a minute, bitch.

That is my motherfucking man.

- Yes he is. - That's my man.

- Your man! - My man!

(both laughing)

Wait, this is fire.

He's your man, baby. He's your man.

And he, oh, I know I'm getting fucked up.

I'm saying shit that I shouldn't be saying. (laughs)

Ain't nothing. You ain't never lie.

That man tall. Oh shit.

Nigga, look at you.

(both laughing)

Oh my God. Wait a minute.

But why am I feeling good this fast?

Now I'm not supposed to get,

I'm not supposed to get fucked up this fast.

[Katina] Girl, what you mean?

No. Uh-uh, listen.

I mean, I know this shit was good, but goddamn.

There's no such thing as getting fucked up too fast, okay?

You just getting your mind right.

♪ I'm getting my mind right ♪

♪ Get your mind right ♪

♪ Get your mind right ♪

♪ Get it right, get it right, get it right ♪

(Rochelle laughing)

- I think I'm done dancing. - Oh shit. God.

That fucking wine did hit me.

Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

(Katina laughing)

(Rochelle shouting)

Run, bitch! Run!

Fuck!

(Rochelle muttering)

Oh shit.

Oh! Oh!

(Rochelle sighs)

(Rochelle farting)

Oh, that shit help me get the bubble guts.

(Rochelle farting)

Oh, that was a nasty one.

Oh, come on.

None of these people can...

(Rochelle farting)

That goddamn much shit done come outta me.

(object thumping)

(suspenseful music)

Katina?

Katina, are you out there?

Are you all right?

Katina?

Katina, where are you?

(suspenseful music)

Oh shit.

See that's what I'm talking about, this shit.

What the fuck?

(suspenseful music)

(dramatic music)

Fuck!

(door slams shut)

Okay, okay. It is just me and you, Mr. Rod.

We gonna beat some fucking ass tonight.

Oh, come on. All right.

If you in here, you gonna get all fucking of me.

My hands, my feet and this fucking rod.

Come on, come on out.

Come on out with it, motherfucker.

(suspenseful music)

Stay back or we gonna fight to the motherfucking death.

Don't come no closer

or I will knock your fucking head off your shoulders.

Who are you and why are you doing this?

(dramatic music)

Shit!

(Rochelle screams)

Come on, Ro.

Get your thick ass up and running, bitch.

(Rochelle breathing heavily)

(Rochelle screams)

What the fuck?

What do you want?

What the fuck do you want?

Look, bitch, it's gonna be a fight

because I ain't going out like a White woman-

(gunshot blasts)

Katina? Rochelle?

(Katina coughing)

Baby, what's wrong? What the fuck happened?

I think we drank too much. Oh shit.

Where's Rochelle at? You okay?

I don't know if she, she went down the hall.

She said she needed to use the bathroom, but...

Come on, come on, come on.

Look, let's go. Let's go.

We gotta get the fuck outta here.

- Let's go. Come on. - Okay.

Come on, come on, come on, come on. I got you. I got you.

I got you. I got you.

(dramatic music)

That's that creepy motherfucker from the store.

Oh shit, okay. (car horn honking)

Let's just get to the base of the mountain

so I can get some bars and call the police.

(Katina screams)

- They never come down. - Fuck.

[Clerk] They never come-

(suspenseful music)

We have to tell them about the clerk at the gas station.

I don't know, Frank,

that's a really big accusation to make.

Especially if we don't have any proof.

Katina, think about it.

He was the one working

at the gas station before we got here.

Not to mention the random times

we ran into him in the forest.

He could've easily been the one

that set us up to be attacked.

Okay, well you might be onto something.

Okay, I think it's at least worth it for us

to at least tell them about him.

Exactly.

Look, I'm not letting this shit go by. All right?

Otherwise somebody else is gonna come up magically missing.

Okay, okay, so listen,

what we'll do is we'll just tell the police

all about the guy from the gas station

and let them look into it.

We'll at least make sure

that they take some type action against him.

Cool. I like that.

Ever come again. (muttering)

We going to find out.

- Munchies. - I'm hungry too.

(officer knocks on window)

What the hell?

Are you Frank and Katina?

- Yes sir. - Yes.

Good morning.

This is Nikki Sparks reporting to you live from DTC News.

We are here at the Blue Ridge Mountain

where several couples have mysteriously gone missing

over the past weekend.

Authorities are actively investigating the situation.

We will keep you informed

with new developments as they come in.

Stay tuned for more important information. Thank you.

Good morning.

This is Black Leaf reporting live on WBZT News.

We are currently here at Blue Ridge Mountains

where couples have mysteriously gone missing

over the past weekend.

We have authorities here on scene investigating as we speak.

When we get more intel, we'll keep you updated.

Back to you, Chad.

There was a creepy guy at the gas station.

You talking about Jody?

Excuse me. Are you Frank and Katina?

We've been looking for you guys.

Can you come with us please?

Yeah, come with us so we can check you all out.

So what do you think happened out here?

I don't know.

Seems like some weird shit to me.

We've been talking to news reporters and police all day.

Well, what'd you tell 'em?

Nature being nature, right?

Nature being nature indeed.

[Frank] Baby, check this out.

[Both] It's Blue Ridge.

[Katina] And then there's the woods.

Oh, this is great. - Got it all planned out.

They won't even know what hit 'em.

Mm-hmm. (Katina laughs)

Promise me after this trip that we still gonna be boys,

because this weekend gonna be a tell all.

Thank you for meeting me,

but I got something to tell you.

What?

I'm pregnant and it's not Mike's.

(suspenseful music)

Bitch, I wasn't gonna fight your thick ass.

What the fuck?

You know and to think

they thought they could break our bond.

Did they not know our marriage was stronger than that?

Till death do us part.

Till death do us part.

Uh, but babe, did you really have to kill

Mike and Rochelle though?

Yeah, they were guilty by association.

Hmm, okay.

Let's go.

(dramatic music)

(suspenseful music)

(dramatic music)