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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,980 --> 00:01:07,315 Do you know what today represents? 2 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:10,150 Nine, Jim. Nine years me and you been together. 3 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,280 Nine we been main shit stains. 4 00:01:12,445 --> 00:01:14,780 I know some dogs that don't even live to be nine. 5 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:17,365 You lucky if you get seven years out of a Great Dane. 6 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:21,205 But me and you been putting it in together for nine... 7 00:01:21,370 --> 00:01:23,750 Happy anniversary, Jim. 8 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:30,295 I don't celebrate anniversaries. Jim, open it up. 9 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:34,300 I wanna see the expression on your face. Wanna see the expression on my face? 10 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:37,680 The expression you're gonna see on my face is "Fuck you." 11 00:01:37,845 --> 00:01:39,515 I hate anniversaries, Paul. 12 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,100 Animal. 13 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:45,980 How we gonna work this? 14 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:49,525 Same way we always do. I interrogate him, you write it down. 15 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,360 Oh, so you making decisions now? 16 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,071 I hope the whole 6-9 know you're making decisions. 17 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,698 I'm gonna play the bad guy on this one. 18 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,492 Doubtful. Undoubtful. 19 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,785 Highly doubtful. 20 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,955 And you know why? Because you don't play the bad guy. 21 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:07,709 You just steal all the bullshit lines you hear on TV and the movies that you like. 22 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:11,213 And that's not acting. And it's not stealing. It's called homage. 23 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,881 What? Homage. 24 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,801 It's French for, "You better let me do this." 25 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,761 You wanna interrogate this guy? Yes. 26 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:21,557 Okay. Go in there, interrogate him and just don't fuck it up. 27 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:24,810 Find out who his supplier is and then get out of there. All right? 28 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,396 Yes. You act like this dude can't be interrogated. 29 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,690 You act like he's Godzilla and I'm Tokyo. 30 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:33,819 Watch and learn, Jimbo. I'm gonna show you some motherfucking homage. 31 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,740 Homage. 32 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,428 Unbelievable. 33 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,809 Homage. 34 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,775 Whoa, what you doing? Who the fuck are you? A cop? 35 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:16,737 No, no, no. Put the gun down, man. Look. 36 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:20,449 Cops think they can hold me. Hell, no. I'll kill all those fucking pigs. 37 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,034 You in trouble, B? What? 38 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,453 You... Don't waste my motherfucking time! 39 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:28,415 Jesus Christ, now he's doing Al Pacino from Heat. 40 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,959 Help me with these cuffs, dude. You see this gun? 41 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:33,629 I killed a cop for it. 42 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:37,382 PLAYING ON PHONE] 43 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,469 And I took his goddamn phone. 44 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,641 You fuck me on this, and I'll blow your head off. 45 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:50,520 Because King Kong ain't got nothing on me! 46 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:53,232 Who's this? Now you're doing Training Day? 47 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,651 Who's this? You suck as an actor. 48 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:56,818 You stay out of here! 49 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,279 Get the information, let's get out of here... 50 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,823 ...and go get something to eat. Stop calling here! 51 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,826 Or somebody's gonna die, bitch! Like a Reuben. 52 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:09,957 If it bleeds, we can kill it! You see? What does that even mean? 53 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:13,502 Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell! 54 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,420 Hey, Paul. What? 55 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:18,257 You had me at "happy anniversary." 56 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,513 I got the death penalty in 12 systems. 57 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,265 Star Wars? Tell us about the chicken. 58 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:31,478 Schindler's List? Lord knows I love Harpo. 59 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:35,023 But if he hit me, I'll kill him dead. The Color Purple? 60 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,526 The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. 61 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,861 I got no place else to go! 62 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:41,530 We're gonna need a bigger boat. 63 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,866 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! Everything on cable TV. 64 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:48,328 Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! I've never seen that movie. 65 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:52,165 I'm not gonna shoot you, Frank. 66 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,710 Scarface. 67 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:56,628 RAUL: Who are you, man? 68 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,339 They call me Mr. Tibbs. 69 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,675 Bobby, look at this. PAUL: What they got you for? 70 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,760 Drugs. Drugs? 71 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,888 You the motherfucker trying to take over my corners? 72 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,226 Oh, jeez! You taking money out my pocket? 73 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,353 Police! 74 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:16,565 Oh, no, I don't sell it, man! I'm a middleman. 75 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,734 Give me some of that. Godzilla is coming! 76 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:22,237 Godzilla? Godzilla is coming! 77 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:25,490 What we have here is failure to communicate! 78 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,410 You gonna spend the night in the box! 79 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:32,039 Frankly, Raul, I don't give a damn. And where... 80 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:36,626 And where is the Batman? Batman? You're crazy, man. Police! 81 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:40,756 Why'd you call back? They don't call back! Police! 82 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:44,509 Nobody puts Baby in the corner! 83 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,428 You suck! 84 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,056 No, I swear, man. 85 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:53,769 I swear they drop the stuff off at my cell phone store, then I take it to the next guy. 86 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:56,063 Then what? That's it. That's all I know. 87 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,899 Who does the drop? Who does the drop? 88 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:03,195 Diaz, all right? Juan Diaz. Juan Diaz. 89 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:05,822 PAUL: These are not the droids you're looking for. 90 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,699 Sit down. Sit down right here. 91 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,951 What the fuck? What the fuck is going...? 92 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:13,663 You're gonna give us Juan Diaz, or you're going away for a long time. 93 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:16,249 When's your next delivery? Look at me. 94 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:19,169 I was supposed to meet him today, 1:00. 95 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,963 Congratulations. You don't have to go to jail. 96 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:24,966 You just been had by White Lightning. RAUL: What? 97 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:27,886 And Black Thunder! 98 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,764 A couple of dicks. 99 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,475 Time to go deep undercover, Jim. 100 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:37,437 PAUL: Free minutes. You can call your grandmother, your aunts, your uncles. 101 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:41,316 Free cell phones here! Free cell phones here. 102 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:44,277 You should use me to call your mother. 103 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,656 Check it out! Check it out! 104 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,325 Free cell phones. You're looking good in that outfit. 105 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:52,744 No one's... I'm just bored here. 106 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,331 There ain't nothing happening. I think I'm gonna call Debbie. 107 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,875 JIMMY: Right now, while we're working? PAUL: Now, yes, now. 108 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:01,628 I think something's happening. Something's going on. 109 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,922 Here comes our guy. 110 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,802 Want it? If I ain't got it, I'm gonna get it. 111 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,680 So get it while the getting's good, get it? Check it out. 112 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:15,475 Free minutes. You can call your grandmother, your aunts, your uncles. 113 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:18,520 Check it out! Check them ou... 114 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:28,071 BlackBerry? 115 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:38,874 Go ahead. It's okay. 116 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,418 He took the money, Jim. Raul gives you the sign... 117 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,004 ...you get that guy out of there as soon as you can. 118 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,394 No, no, sorry, man. Chico, no! 119 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:03,982 Fuck! 120 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:16,995 Paul! Hey. Hey, hey, you all right? Hey, he went out the back. Get the car. 121 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:22,542 You just shot at the wrong motherfucker, motherfucker. 122 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:31,259 All units, all units, be advised, be advised: 123 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,762 It's 10-34, shots fired. One man down. 124 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:37,265 Suspect, Hispanic male, black T-shirt, blue jeans. 125 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:41,853 Undercover officer dressed like giant cell phone in foot pursuit. 126 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:46,691 Paul. Paul, where are you? 127 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,443 Stop in the name of the law. 128 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:53,198 MAN: You see the spokes I got on this? Police. I need the bike. 129 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:57,285 Kiss my ass, cell phone man. I said, police. 130 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,246 Yo, yo. 131 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:03,458 Scooby, get his ass. Come on. Get him, Scooby. Get him, get him. 132 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,134 I got him. I got him. 133 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,639 Oh, shit. 134 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,143 Heel, fake-ass Cujo. 135 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,814 All right, I got him. 136 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,277 Bad dog. Get off... Bad dog. 137 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:50,839 Damn it. 138 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,676 Shoot a fucking gun up here? 139 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,347 Put the gun down, and slide it over here. 140 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:07,355 Fuck you doing firing a gun on a platform? 141 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:15,488 Hey! 142 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,325 Fuck! 143 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,292 PAUL: Jimmy! Look out, Jimmy! 144 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,337 Jimmy! MAN: Hey. 145 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,172 Jim. 146 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:36,509 I'm doing Lance fucking Armstrong over here and you bullshitting on the ground. 147 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,053 MAN: Monroe and Hodges. 148 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,473 Monroe and Hodges. 149 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,975 You know, there's a right way of doing police work. 150 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:45,727 There's a wrong way of doing it. 151 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,188 Then there's a way that you two idiots do it. 152 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,940 Thank you, captain. 153 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,568 ROMANS: What happened, Jimmy? 154 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,737 It just went south. 155 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,364 Right away. 156 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,532 The whole thing went south, Jack. 157 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,994 These new Mexican gangs, they got no style, they got no class. 158 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:06,664 They shoot first and run second. You should've coordinated with Anti-Gang. 159 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,167 You kidding? The guy says it's happening right now. 160 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,920 We had to make a right-now move. Anti-Gang and OCCB... 161 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:15,423 ...have been sitting on that neighborhood. One call would have told you. 162 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:17,926 Details never matter. They don't return calls. 163 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,512 I've got waves of Mexican gang members moving in... 164 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,598 ...bringing shipments of dope to that neighborhood from Canada. 165 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:27,102 The Mexicans fly the dope to Canada and bring it through Toronto. 166 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:30,105 Because of the heightened security along the southern border. 167 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,525 Really? That's how they get it done, huh? 168 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:35,610 You looked confused about it. I am. 169 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,071 That neighborhood is dead to me. Good job. 170 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,115 The good news, captain? We're fine. 171 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:43,368 The good news is you're suspended. Thirty days without pay. 172 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,622 What? Suspended without pay? What the fuck, Jack? 173 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,375 Dead informant, neighborhood shot up... You kidding? 174 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,627 I got you two burning a sting. We didn't... 175 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:56,297 I got nitwit here being filmed beating up a kid and then stealing his bike. 176 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:59,175 Nitwit here almost got his ass shot off. You beat up a kid? 177 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:02,178 I needed the bike. You can see it on YouTube if you want. 178 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,639 Really? What, the YouTube? Good job. 179 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,100 How many hits I get? ROMANS: Well, there's at least two: 180 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,310 The chief of police and the deputy chief. 181 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,980 Your suspensions are effective immediately. Get out. 182 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,149 Jack. Jack, you remember Ava, right? 183 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,776 My daughter, Ava? Right? I know her, Jimmy. 184 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,236 You came to her christening? 185 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,864 Guess what, she's gonna get married in six weeks. 186 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,450 I'm counting on this money to pay for the wedding. 187 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,993 I don't care. You don't care? 188 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,579 Do what you gotta do. Badges and guns, give them up. 189 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,289 Jack. ROMANS: Badges and guns, I said. 190 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,333 If you're gonna make me beg, I'll beg. ROMANS: Give them up. 191 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,502 You heard what I said, Jimmy. 192 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,302 Jesus Christ, Jack. 193 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,429 Nice. Nice. 194 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:52,270 Captain, your heart, it's a icebox. Get out. 195 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:03,448 Should've ripped off that Gumby suit. Maybe I was getting mauled by a pit bull. 196 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,951 Since when is it possible for a man to outrun a car? 197 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,330 You are not the Six Million Dollar Man. I got hit by a Geo Metro. 198 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,249 It's gas on the right, brakes on the left, Miss Daisy. 199 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:17,045 Who gets hit by a Geo Metro? So don't blame me for this bullshit. 200 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,673 Fuck you. Fuck you. 201 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,217 You. 202 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:27,931 You guys are fantastic. Gifted, even. 203 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:32,310 To destroy a whole month of our undercover work in mere minutes... 204 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,479 ...takes genius-level stupid. 205 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,689 HUNSAKER: Every player we got eyes on disappears... 206 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,025 ...when you start your bang-bang shoot-shoot, huh? 207 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,653 MANGOLD: Now, here's an idea. You check an assignment board. 208 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,198 You make a call. You do not scramble another cop's eggs. 209 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,200 Ever. JIMMY: I hate these calls at work. 210 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,994 I gotta take this. Excuse me. Hello? 211 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,080 Hey, Jimmy, what's up? Hey. 212 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,748 It's me, Paul. What's going on? 213 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,708 PAUL: You see who's standing in front of us? 214 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,085 JIMMY: Mangold and Hunsaker. 215 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:01,839 You ever notice that Hunsaker smells like 10 Jamaicans slap-boxing in a elevator? 216 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,466 You gotta see their wives, man. 217 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,928 Hunsaker, his wife got three teeth and two of those is in her pocket. 218 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,889 Oh! PAUL: She got one titty missing a nipple. 219 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,683 They made a movie about these two. 220 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,561 Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro. What was it called? 221 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,689 The Unfuckables. The Unfuckables. I love that movie. 222 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:22,026 I'm not gonna lie, I like the idea of Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro playing us. 223 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,113 Mangold's wife is very unhappy. 224 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,781 She said he's all foreskin. 225 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,783 Hey. That's actually clever. 226 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,286 I'd love to talk about these guys but I gotta run. 227 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,163 Cool stuff. Later. I'll see you at the house. 228 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:38,793 I'm sorry, unrelated business. What were you saying? 229 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,610 You were right to kill that snitch. 230 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,404 And I'm glad you're okay. 231 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,415 You remember Sister Theresa who taught fifth grade? 232 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,418 Yeah, she was way too fine to be a nun. 233 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,839 POH BOY: She was cool, though. 234 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:28,343 Taught me how to throw a sick breaking slider. 235 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:32,013 Those putos are late with my Mercedes, homes. 236 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,643 Once that Mercedes is delivered to me... 237 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:40,521 ...and I get that dead motherfucker's supply chain and bank accounts... 238 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,982 ...we gonna expand our drug trade out of Brooklyn. 239 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,152 Take it across the whole East Coast. 240 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,821 And after that... 241 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,659 ...we buying a farm team, Juan. 242 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,633 I'm sorry, Poh Boy. 243 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,136 Hector and Tapas stopped to get gas after driving all night. 244 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:16,557 And when they came out... 245 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,187 ...the Mercedes was stolen. 246 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,902 You told me to hire those guys. 247 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,408 You told me the car would be safe in their hands. 248 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,915 I will deal with Tapas and Hector myself, right away. 249 00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,095 Bless me, Father... 250 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,181 ...for I'm about to sin. 251 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,647 PAUL: Can I put the cherry on top of the car? 252 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:08,025 JIMMY: No. PAUL: You just made me sad. 253 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,907 Shit. 254 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,952 I can't go in there and tell them I got suspended. 255 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,496 You don't have to. 256 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,461 It's my favorite gun, Jimmy. Take care of her. 257 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,296 Thanks, Paul. 258 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:33,050 What are you doing with all these badges? I lose them a lot. 259 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,385 Uncle Paul! 260 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,473 Hey, baby. What's up? 261 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,641 You're doing it, huh? You're doing it. 262 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:44,395 Pam! Mama Bear. Looking good. Hello, Paul. 263 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,647 AVA: Hi, Daddy. PAUL: God, you look good, girl. 264 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,775 You look good, girl. Why, thank you, sir. 265 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:52,153 I don't know who you are. Getting married. AVA: I'm getting married. 266 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:57,450 Oh, man, I can't believe it. I gotta go. I'm sorry. Poof. Disappear. 267 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,828 But I love you like the fat kid love cake. 268 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,747 If it comes to it, I got it. Okay? 269 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,165 PAUL: See you later. I love you. 270 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,792 I love you. Okay. 271 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:11,297 Well, let's go. Tell me everything. I'm excited. 272 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,467 Hey. Things going well? Yeah. 273 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,676 You excited? Yes. 274 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,178 Still getting married? Yeah. 275 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,681 Remember what we talked about. Okay? He's gonna rain on the parade... 276 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,767 ...like he always does. Amazing band. 277 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,812 What's the name of the band? The Virgins. 278 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,523 They're a little edgy for the ceremony. 279 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:32,985 So we just need the deposit checks to send out to hold everything. 280 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:36,697 Let me see the list. AVA: It's pretty cheap, actually. 281 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,324 Yeah. 282 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,369 AVA: It's not much if you look at everything we're getting. 283 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,537 Cheap. 284 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,580 Jimmy, um... 285 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:49,502 ...I know 48,000 seems like a lot, but... 286 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,505 ...as dream weddings go, it's actually pretty modest. 287 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,465 And if you're okay with it... 288 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,176 ...l'd really love to do this for Ava. 289 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,637 Do what, exactly, Roy? 290 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,889 Pay for the wedding, Jimmy. 291 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,352 Well, that's generous. 292 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,023 Would you guys give us a second? Daddy. 293 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,567 Jimmy. JIMMY: We just wanna talk. 294 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:15,403 We hardly ever get to talk. It's okay. 295 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,238 Go get a drink at the bar. Be nice. 296 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,408 Get your mom a drink. Look at her, stressed out. 297 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,410 What are you drinking? Scotch. 298 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,619 Rum? Nice. 299 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,873 Rum on the rocks for your stepfather. It's fine. 300 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,417 And I'm just gonna have some water. Okay, Daddy. 301 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,003 You look beautiful. You really do. Thank you. 302 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,591 You both look great. 303 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,684 You know I'm a cop, right? 304 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,604 That I work for the N.Y.P. D? 305 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,648 They give me a gun with bullets. 306 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,527 I gotta go out every day, chase bad guys, try and catch them. 307 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,154 All kinds of bad guys: 308 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,782 Rapists, drug dealers, burglars. 309 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,745 But you know what the worst kind of bad guy is in my book? 310 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,666 It's somebody that would try to humiliate a father... 311 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,461 ...in front of his own daughter. 312 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,796 His little girl. 313 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:25,389 That it? Yeah, that's it. 314 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,643 It was good. Thanks. 315 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,646 Listen, Jimmy. Ava's like a daughter to me. 316 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,814 She's not your daughter. She's my daughter. 317 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,943 Well, that's why I said "like a daughter." 318 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,111 And it's my job... 319 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:43,157 ...to make sure she and Pam get anything they want. 320 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,533 I'm the second husband. 321 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,205 And $50,000 for Ava's happiness... 322 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,791 ...that's nothing to me. 323 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,834 You know, that's a weekend in Vegas. 324 00:20:55,170 --> 00:21:00,257 Now, if you can't afford to pay for your daughter's wedding... 325 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,218 ...I will. 326 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:06,430 Because a deadbeat ex-husband... 327 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,266 ...who never had to pay any alimony... 328 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,727 ...you're welcome, by the way... 329 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:15,523 ...and can't pay for his only daughter's wedding? 330 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:21,362 Ooh. To me? That's a bad guy. 331 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,367 So why don't you go ahead... 332 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:30,705 ...and keep your little promise to the great city of New York. 333 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,208 Take that gun of yours... 334 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,545 ...and shoot yourself, Serpico. 335 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:41,382 Daddy? Can I talk to you? Of course. Of course. 336 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,300 Excuse me, Roy. 337 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,430 Prick. 338 00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:50,558 I don't have to have the big wedding if it's too much. 339 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,102 We can just have something small with a few friends. 340 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,855 Oh, baby, come here. Are you kidding me? 341 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,525 You are gonna have the wedding that you always wanted. 342 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:03,070 Big, all your friends, everybody. 343 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,656 Even your mom's gonna be happy. 344 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,324 Stop worrying, all right? 345 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,993 Really? Really. 346 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,327 Are you sure? Yes. 347 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,204 Because I really want a big wedding. 348 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,623 You're gonna get a big wedding. What'd I tell you? 349 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:16,500 Gotta stop listening to this knucklehead. 350 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,252 Is he looking at me right now? Mm-hm. 351 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,503 Fuck him. 352 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:46,280 What the fuck? 353 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,452 What the...? 354 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,290 Mother... 355 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,399 Hey, Big Al, how you doing? Jimmy Monroe. 356 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,820 Listen, I gotta sell the Pafko. 357 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,656 See if you can find a buyer for me, all right? 358 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,166 Good morning, Deborah. 359 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,795 Good morning, Paul. 360 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,806 Is this yours from last night? 361 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,516 You got me, Paul. 362 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:59,937 I was celebrating because I finally closed the ramen account. 363 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:02,857 I forgot. 364 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:07,486 Noodles every day, every hour of the day, and you just forgot? 365 00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:08,821 Don't change the subject. 366 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,532 Did you drink this bottle of champagne by yourself? 367 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,367 No, I didn't. I had some help. 368 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,869 Who? Henry. 369 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,704 Henry? Henry. 370 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:20,291 Our neighbor, next door? Henry, the next door neighbor. 371 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:22,376 How he get involved in our celebration? 372 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,004 Our celebration? You weren't even here. 373 00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,721 I'm doing that thing again, right? 374 00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,849 Paul. But, baby, you my tenderoni. 375 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,560 And I get insecure. I know that I'm lucky to have you. 376 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:44,064 I love you and I married you because you're funny, and you're smart. 377 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:46,233 And I'm orally fixated. 378 00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:47,818 That's going too far. 379 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:52,656 You have no need to be jealous of Henry or anybody else, okay? 380 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:55,910 I'm yours. You have to believe that. 381 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:58,579 You know you got me open like a research monkey? 382 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,999 I don't know what that means. Can I get some? 383 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,923 I love you, booby. Give me some of that. 384 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:12,760 Hi. 385 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,388 Hi, Henry. 386 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:20,309 I'm gonna go take a shower. I'll see you tonight. 387 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,958 You gonna be my eyes, little bear. 388 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,387 What's with the box? 389 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:59,139 Gotta sell the Pafko. 390 00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:01,892 I heard that. I know that's right. 391 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:06,230 I'm lying. What's a Pafko? It's a baseball card. 392 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,440 Baseball card? 393 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:12,820 Jim, listen, if you need 20 bucks, I got... Asshole, I don't need 20 bucks. 394 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,406 I'm selling it to cover my daughter's wedding. 395 00:26:15,573 --> 00:26:17,908 So how much is that thing worth? 396 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:22,496 JIMMY: Well, it's a gem mint 10 Andy Pafko. 397 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:27,167 In 1952, when the Topps gum company came out with the first baseball cards... 398 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:31,255 ...Andy Pafko was number one, the first card in that set. 399 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,341 Kids would collect the cards, right? 400 00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:38,262 Then they'd stack them up, wrap rubber bands around them. 401 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,264 My pop... 402 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,683 ...never wrapped rubber bands around his cards. 403 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,185 Loved Andy Pafko. 404 00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:47,354 Always took good care of him. 405 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:53,485 About four or five years ago, they sold one of these at auction for about $83,000. 406 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,363 Eighty-three thousand grand? 407 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,992 Yeah. My daughter's wedding's gonna cost 48,000. 408 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,287 You're about to come off like a fat rat in a cheese factory, Jim. 409 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,039 Yeah, that's if we get 80. 410 00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:08,208 I'd rather chew my own arm off than to have that guy Roy... 411 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:12,046 ...stand up and take credit for it all. I hear you. 412 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,185 I'm gonna stay out here and I'm gonna call Debbie. 413 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,145 Oh, good. 414 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,988 Big Al. 415 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,074 Mr. Monroe. 416 00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:42,618 Is that it? Is that the Pafko? Yeah. That's it. 417 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,496 Just got off the phone with a buyer and he's gotta have it. 418 00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:48,540 And I just have to appraise it. Can I take it out? 419 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:52,378 You're talking about the card, right? For the next four weeks, fuck this job. 420 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:56,131 I'm coming home to you. It's gonna be me and you. We gonna get freaky. 421 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,926 Careful with the edge. You're not gonna take it out... 422 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,932 Open up the register. Open it. But l... 423 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:08,602 Dave. You want me to grab the cards? 424 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,270 Put your mask back on. 425 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:13,232 DAVE: He's calling me Dave because it's not my real name. 426 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,194 Just grab anything that looks old. He pays big for old shit like this. 427 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,282 Paul. Paul. 428 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:27,371 Paul. Jesus. I just wanna get you pregnant. 429 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,916 You know, my daughter come out, she be like 11 pounds, 20 ounces. 430 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,961 You know, running around the house with the doo-doo Pamper on. 431 00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:41,051 This guy's got a gun. What? 432 00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:43,804 I'm a cop. 433 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,309 JIMMY: Ah! Now I'm a cop. 434 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:53,981 Now, I need to see you. I just wanna be home with you. You know? 435 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,859 I'll start everything right now, you know? 436 00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,068 Hey! 437 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,947 Hey! Jimmy, I'm on the phone. 438 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,407 MANGOLD: Mr. Monroe... 439 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:06,118 ...we are the police. We're here to help. 440 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:09,496 Now, you've been the victim of a crime, do you understand? 441 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,123 I don't have time for this shit. 442 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,709 Whoa. Whoa, guy. 443 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:19,131 Based on the emotional state, how should we proceed? What do you think? 444 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:22,468 We get him a psych evaluation. We're gonna take you to Bellevue... 445 00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:24,178 ...just to make sure you're okay. 446 00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:26,346 HUNSAKER: Now, for the record... 447 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:30,184 ...how long, actually, have you been a... 448 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:31,977 ...hobbyist? 449 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:36,273 MANGOLD: Now, were there any identifying marks on the suspects? 450 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:42,905 Nope. 451 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:46,366 PAUL: Okay, seven robberies, all with similar M.O.s. 452 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,619 All in Queens, five in Far Rockaway. 453 00:29:48,786 --> 00:29:51,371 It just got me to thinking maybe our guy... 454 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:55,042 ...got his tattoo from a local parlor in the neighborhood. 455 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:59,838 Now, here comes the genius. Check it out. Bust it, it might blind you. 456 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,716 This is the stuff my mother used to tell her friends about. 457 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:06,220 "My son is a genius. My son is a genius. He's a genius." 458 00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:11,391 I called all the local parlors, using the robberies as a radius... 459 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:15,145 ...and I think I got one guy that says he might have given somebody... 460 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:18,232 ...a wiener dog surfer tattoo on his forearm. 461 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,693 Ah! What the fuck, man? 462 00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:24,154 It's a cartoon dog surfing on his forearm. 463 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:26,907 Why don't you tell my partner who Dave is... 464 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,826 ...before he draws two unicorns fucking on your face. 465 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:31,495 Give it up. Dave owes me money. 466 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,206 Says he's gonna pay after he hits this house tonight. 467 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,500 He's been casing one on the beach. In Rockaway. 468 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,627 That's all I know, man. That's all I know. 469 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:42,422 PAUL: It just keeps ringing and ringing and ringing. I mean, where the hell is she? 470 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,674 JIMMY: Just relax. 471 00:30:43,841 --> 00:30:46,593 PAUL: Four fifteen in the morning and she doesn't pick up? 472 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:49,972 Ask any cop, his wife is sleeping with the phone next to the pillow... 473 00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:53,350 ...just in case something happens. She's probably with that Henry. 474 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:56,103 I am not doing this shit again. 475 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,105 Jesus. 476 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:03,860 Who's this Henry guy? He's our neighbor. 477 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:11,243 Every morning when Debbie takes the trash out... 478 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:14,288 ...this Henry guy happens to take his trash out. 479 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:18,750 "Oh, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, you look wonderful. 480 00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:20,794 How about you come over. 481 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:23,088 Really? He's working all night?" 482 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:31,597 "Why don't you come over around 11. 483 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:38,270 While he's putting his life on the line, I could dickey-do you from behind." 484 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:48,739 Dickey-do? Fucking monocle-wearing motherfucker. 485 00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:53,869 Know what? I'm calling Debbie. Give me that. Give me the phone. 486 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,913 Give it back, Jim. Give me my phone. I'm not giving it back. 487 00:31:57,081 --> 00:32:00,167 Sick of this paranoid, "My wife is fucking around on me" bullshit. 488 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:03,128 It's driving me fucking crazy. I promise I won't call her. 489 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:06,298 If you're not gonna call, then you don't need the phone, do you? 490 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,967 Give me my phone, Jim. I'm not gonna... Man, what...? 491 00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,302 Get off. I swear to God... 492 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,679 You better get off of me. Give me the phone. 493 00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,640 Give me my phone. Head down, I said. 494 00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:16,516 Get your head... What, you happy now? 495 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:21,772 Jesus Christ. You're a fucking child. 496 00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:24,900 Oh, man. 497 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:27,319 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 498 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:30,656 PAUL: What? What's going on? Yo, what is that? Look at this. 499 00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:35,160 Unbelievable. Let me see. 500 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:37,496 They're on the roof. What the fuck is that? 501 00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:47,381 PAUL: That's called parkour. 502 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:51,426 It's a French martial art to get you around and over stuff. 503 00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,553 What are you, Wikipedia? 504 00:32:54,597 --> 00:32:58,350 Got sand in the binoculars. That's because you put it on my face. 505 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:01,478 JIMMY: We lost him now. Wait a minute. 506 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,649 Oh, man. What? 507 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,735 JIMMY: Are you kidding me? What? 508 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:14,241 He's taking a shit in the house. Look. Upstairs. Where the light is. 509 00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:16,910 Oh, shit. He's taking a shit in the house. 510 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:20,580 What kind of guy takes a shit in the same house that he's robbing? 511 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:24,584 I don't know. What kind of guy takes a shit in a high-pressure situation like this? 512 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:26,837 I'm not shitting nowhere except for my house. 513 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:30,090 I will pinch it in my ass for hours before I let it go. 514 00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:32,300 But when I let it go, here, she blows. 515 00:33:32,468 --> 00:33:36,179 Here, she blows. The big brown shark is gonna come. 516 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:38,849 I set records with my shit turds. 517 00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:40,934 I move my bowels all over my toilet. 518 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:43,729 All over my bathroom, I'm moving bowels. 519 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,022 I shit so hard sometimes... 520 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:49,943 ...people next door be like, "Warriors, come out and play." 521 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:02,164 JIMMY: Oh, God. 522 00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:03,707 PAUL: What? We got a problem. 523 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,168 Somebody's coming home. Come on. 524 00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:09,254 LAURA: "All your base are belong to us"? What is that? 525 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:12,924 These Japanese guys made a video game. They don't know how to speak English. 526 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:16,303 That is really, really weird. Hey. Ma'am. 527 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:19,055 What? N.Y.P.D. Can you come here a minute? 528 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,516 What's going on? Why are we crouched down? 529 00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:23,810 I'm Detective Hodges, this is Detective Monroe. 530 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,979 Somebody broke into your house. What? 531 00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,940 He's in there. What we need you to do is take your son... 532 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:33,069 ...go across the street to your neighbor's, and wait for us to get you, all right? 533 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:37,741 I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonna go take care of the son of a... B... . Myself. 534 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:41,244 Whoa, ma'am. I need you to put that gun on the deck right now. 535 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,163 No. F that. I'm not going anywhere. 536 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,750 I'm telling you, somebody's stealing my stuff, I've worked too G. D. Hard. 537 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,336 You gonna smoke somebody, Mom? F'ing A right I am. 538 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:53,673 Ma'am, just please, put the gun down. No F'ing way. I know my rights. 539 00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:56,426 Lady. Put the F'ing gun down on the ground right now... 540 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,805 ...take your son across the F'ing street to your neighbor's house... 541 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:02,140 ...and stay there until we come and get you. 542 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:05,018 Jesus C. 543 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:09,523 You better not screw up any of my furniture. It's custom-made Italian. 544 00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:51,731 PAUL: Jimmy! 545 00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:00,824 Shit. 546 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,584 Did you just fall down the stairs? 547 00:36:12,378 --> 00:36:14,337 No. PAUL: Shoot him, Jimmy. 548 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:17,090 He rubbing my titty. Put it down. 549 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:20,176 I don't mean to. It's just nervous energy. Hold still, Paul. 550 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:21,887 Just tell Debbie that I love her. 551 00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:24,055 Who's Debbie? She's my old lady. 552 00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:26,266 Take your hand off his breast. Kill him, Jimmy. 553 00:36:28,644 --> 00:36:32,731 Let him go, or the next one goes right through your head. 554 00:36:34,108 --> 00:36:36,359 Drop the gun on the floor. No. No. 555 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:39,279 It's brand-new zebrawood, asshole. 556 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:43,950 Give it to me. 557 00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:49,247 Here. Fucking pussies. 558 00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:52,459 Motherfuckers. What do you think a doormat is for? 559 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,544 Pigs. 560 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,884 MAN: Poh Boy. Poh Boy. 561 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,469 We can get the car back, man. 562 00:37:03,846 --> 00:37:05,680 Shh. 563 00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:07,474 Juan. 564 00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:16,441 The contents of the Mercedes are very, very important to me. 565 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:20,654 Five grand to anyone who brings me that car. 566 00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:27,619 DAVE: Wow, man. Holy shit. Can you believe that? 567 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,246 That girl almost blew my head off. Feel my pulse, man. 568 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,624 That was crazy. Crazy. 569 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,918 You were there. That happened. 570 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,253 Shut up. I'm on the phone. 571 00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:39,589 All right. I'll be quiet. Hey. 572 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:43,134 I'm craving cheese right now. Could we stop, get some cheese? 573 00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:46,930 Hey, turd burglar, all I wanna hear is where my baseball card is. 574 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,306 Where my partner's gun is. 575 00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:50,183 Your what? My baseball card. 576 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:52,477 Why you talking to me about baseball cards? 577 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:57,524 Holy shit. Dude, I just Tasered you, man. Oh-ho! 578 00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,652 Man. Hey, did you shit your pants when you got Tasered? 579 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:04,698 Because I Tasered myself, like, five times one night, I didn't shit my pants at all. 580 00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:06,825 I had a little turtle head. It was like: 581 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:10,453 Like that, man. It wasn't what I thought it was gonna be. 582 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:13,707 Machine again. Who you trying to call? Your lady? 583 00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:17,335 Six o'clock. She's probably asleep. Maybe she's banging another guy... 584 00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,546 ...and she doesn't wanna pick up the phone. 585 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:22,215 Dude, just sit the fuck back there and shut up. 586 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:25,719 Hey, you shut up. Hey. Can I get her number? 587 00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:28,388 Oh, psych. I already got it. 588 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:31,641 You keep obsessing about this thing, it's gonna drive you crazy. 589 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:34,060 I know, I know. But he keep on saying stuff. 590 00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:38,356 Maybe your wife suffers from that CCD disorder I saw on the news. 591 00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:41,818 What's CCD? Cock-Craving Disorder. 592 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:47,907 It's where they crave the cock. Any cock, every cock. 593 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:50,577 She's probably in the middle of a D.P. Right now. 594 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:57,333 Double penetration. 595 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,378 He said "double penetration." 596 00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:02,505 Shut up. You wanna shoot me? 597 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:05,258 I'll shoot you in the face. Shoot you in the face. 598 00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:08,094 What? Shut the f... Shut up. 599 00:39:08,262 --> 00:39:09,387 Just shut up. Shut up. 600 00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:10,805 PAUL: Stop repeating me. 601 00:39:10,973 --> 00:39:12,265 Stop repeating... 602 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,684 Shut up, man. You see what he's doing, Jim? 603 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:15,935 Shut up. 604 00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:18,396 Jim, do you see what he's doing? 605 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:21,816 He's trying to live here rent-free. Don't tap your head with a gun. 606 00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:23,193 Shut up. Okay. 607 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,070 Just shut up. Shut up. 608 00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,738 Man, don't be saying what I say. 609 00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:28,531 Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. 610 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:29,908 Not a peep. Not a peep. 611 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,367 Duck season. Rabbit season. 612 00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:33,620 Come on. You see what I'm saying, Jim? 613 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:37,415 Come on, Jim. Throw out this motherfuck... 614 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,084 Let's all calm down here. 615 00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:44,297 You're angry, you're tired. I'm going to jail anyway, so let's just all chill out, okay? 616 00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:49,803 Knock, knock. 617 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,639 Jim, don't do it. 618 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:53,807 Don't do it. 619 00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:56,559 If you value our partnership, don't do it. Do it. 620 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:59,395 Been putting it in together for nine years. Do it. 621 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:00,730 Don't do it, Jim. Do it. 622 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:02,649 Jim, don't do it, Jim. Do it. Do it. 623 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:03,817 Who's there? 624 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:06,152 Why'd you do it, Jim? Why? Thank you. 625 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,571 Why? To humiliate me? 626 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,532 Orange. For what? 627 00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:19,499 No. No. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 628 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,292 No. No. 629 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:24,003 No, no, no. 630 00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:25,213 Hell, no. 631 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,298 No. No. 632 00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:30,385 I refu... No. No. 633 00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:36,015 Orange who, damn it? 634 00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:39,561 Orange you pissed your wife's taking it in the ass from another guy? 635 00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:40,895 I'm gonna kill you, mother... 636 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,776 JIMMY: You're gonna tell us where my baseball card is. 637 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:51,030 PAUL: And where my gun is. DAVE: That's so fucking gangster. 638 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:55,034 PAUL: That's it. That's it. 639 00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:58,037 Get out, you witty-bitty bing-bong freak. 640 00:40:58,205 --> 00:41:01,374 Witty-bitty bing-bong ass out of the car. 641 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:04,711 DAVE: Ow! PAUL: You try to run... 642 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:06,671 ...l'll shoot you in the ass. 643 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,673 This is police brutality. 644 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,049 Not yet. 645 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,890 What are you doing? All right. Last chance. 646 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:22,312 Tell me where my baseball card is. Okay. Okay. 647 00:41:22,479 --> 00:41:24,564 Your baseball card, it's... 648 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:28,151 It's in Paul's wife's pussy. 649 00:41:32,072 --> 00:41:34,699 Let's get him, Jim. At least we tried, right? 650 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:37,827 Been nice knowing you. PAUL: You run your mouth too much. 651 00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:41,706 DAVE: You run your mouth too much. Jim, you see him doing...? 652 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:45,335 What's the fastest a human being can run? 653 00:41:45,502 --> 00:41:47,420 I don't know, but let's go for the record. 654 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:48,588 Hang on. 655 00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:51,090 DAVE: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 656 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,435 Shit. Oh, my dick, my balls! 657 00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:04,771 Oh, Mommy. 658 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,238 What a rush. 659 00:42:14,406 --> 00:42:16,741 You guys are fun, man. 660 00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:19,744 You wanna go on the Cyclone next? 661 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:23,539 I'm kidding. I'm putting on a brave face. I don't want to do that again. 662 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:28,419 I sold your gun and card for a few eight balls... 663 00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:32,131 ...and some mescaline and some ecstasy and... 664 00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:34,300 You sold my baseball card for drugs? 665 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,553 Yes. What's your dealer's name? 666 00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:41,057 I don't know. I don't know his name. He's nickel-and-diming us. 667 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,226 How you think he gonna do on the BQE, Jim? 668 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,561 Not good. Let's take him for a drag. 669 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:48,147 No, no, no. I don't know him. Okay? 670 00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:51,150 He's like el fantasma. He's a ghost. You'll never see him. 671 00:42:51,318 --> 00:42:52,485 Give me his name. 672 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,904 Okay, come on, guys. I don't know his name, okay? 673 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:57,407 He uses different kids every time... His name! 674 00:42:57,574 --> 00:42:58,783 Nice. 675 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:01,160 Poh Boy. 676 00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:03,788 He goes by the name Poh Boy. 677 00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:14,424 Hey, fellas. Beautiful day, huh? 678 00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:18,678 Believe this shit? Fuck you, homes. You trespassing. 679 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,680 You come straight out of a comic book. 680 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,849 Somebody didn't get enough love as a child. 681 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,767 This'll make you feel warm and fuzzy. 682 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:28,021 I ain't some kid you're gonna just come shove off a bike, pig. 683 00:43:28,188 --> 00:43:30,982 Wow, you saw that? That's right, cell phone bitch. 684 00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:32,775 You know how many hits I got? 685 00:43:34,945 --> 00:43:38,531 That many hits. Now, if you don't start respecting 5-0... 686 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:41,451 ...you gonna make me get my hit count up. 687 00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:45,538 We wanna know where Poh Boy is. 688 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:48,708 Don't do it, homes. Don't fucking do it. 689 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:52,462 Who? You know where Poh Boy is? 690 00:43:57,926 --> 00:43:59,969 He's French. Oh. 691 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:03,222 Well, Pierre, fee-fee, foo-foo, volly froo. 692 00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:04,724 Dijon mustard, motherfucker. 693 00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:06,476 We going in. Come on. 694 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:14,859 PAUL: Jesus. 695 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,161 Oh, he got your card. 696 00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:29,749 You guys like my diamond vault, right? 697 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:34,295 And baseball is played on a diamond. Get it? 698 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:36,714 So who was it that named you after the sandwich? 699 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,842 Your mom or your dad? 700 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:42,261 How can I be of service to you, officers? 701 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:45,181 I want my baseball card. 702 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,725 What card might that be? Don't play cute with us. 703 00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:49,852 And don't you raise your voice in my house. 704 00:44:54,441 --> 00:44:56,859 Because if such a card exists, then... 705 00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:59,612 ...you know, it might easily get destroyed. 706 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,448 So you do have it. POH BOY: I ain't say that. 707 00:45:02,616 --> 00:45:03,950 What if someone did? 708 00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:08,287 Are we still playing what-ifs? 709 00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:12,667 All right, what if you had to make some sort of deal to get it back? 710 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:14,544 What if we arrest your ass? 711 00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:16,587 What if your house caught on fire? 712 00:45:16,755 --> 00:45:20,466 What if your Andy Pafko card... 713 00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:25,555 ...accidentally falls into a running garbage disposal? 714 00:45:26,181 --> 00:45:29,725 I think I just had the scariest "what if," homes. 715 00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:32,728 What kind of deal you talking about? 716 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:39,068 Deal. Man. Let's call it a favor. 717 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:41,070 Nothing illegal. POH BOY: No. 718 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,992 No, someone stole my vehicle, officer. 719 00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:50,746 This car has tremendous sentimental value to me. 720 00:45:51,373 --> 00:45:56,127 All I want is for you to do what cops are supposed to do... 721 00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:58,921 ...and find my fucking car. 722 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:03,426 So the car for the card. POH BOY: If you could get me my car back... 723 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:08,639 ...then perhaps Señor Pafko makes his way back to you. 724 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:13,102 And safe at home. Oh, fuck this. 725 00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:16,314 Give us the card, or I'm gonna go berserk in this motherfucker. 726 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,526 Watch this, man. Boys. 727 00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:30,703 You like that? Yeah, we practiced that shit for an hour. 728 00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:34,707 So shoot. Go ahead. You might get me. 729 00:46:45,844 --> 00:46:47,178 JIMMY: So... 730 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:49,722 ...what kind of car are we talking about? 731 00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:55,019 POH BOY: Those the two from the phone store? 732 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:07,490 Calculated risk, baby brother. I need that car. 733 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,242 So you follow them. 734 00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:11,077 PAUL: You know the bonobo chimpanzee... 735 00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:15,039 ...is the only non-human primate that has oral sex? 736 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:17,750 JIMMY: Where do you find the time to watch the Animal Planet? 737 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:21,295 I'm with you 25 hours a day. 738 00:47:21,463 --> 00:47:24,465 I have to feed this. I have to feed this, okay? 739 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:28,803 Well, you're a compendium of fucking useless information. 740 00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:32,598 Well, I don't wanna look at reality TV because that's the bowels of Hollywood. 741 00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:36,269 I fucking hate reality TV. You're right, it fucking blows. 742 00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:40,231 And I like to see chimpanzees getting head. 743 00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:42,608 You got a point. 744 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,529 Here we go. 745 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:55,955 So this guy's the biggest car thief in Brooklyn. 746 00:47:56,581 --> 00:47:58,291 Let's be careful. 747 00:48:11,805 --> 00:48:13,472 You just scratched my ride. 748 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,142 What the hell are you doing, Tommy? Driving, bitch. 749 00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:17,977 Get out the car. Because I'm black? 750 00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:20,563 No, because you're 10. Eleven. 751 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,815 PAUL: Get out. TOMMY: I was wearing my seat belt. 752 00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:25,318 Get out of the car, you little repeat offender. 753 00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:26,652 Fuck. 754 00:48:29,823 --> 00:48:33,326 We need to know about the Mercedes that was stolen a couple of nights ago... 755 00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:35,328 ...in the back of the mini-mart. 756 00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:38,998 I ain't telling you shit. And you can't do shit. Because I'm a minor. 757 00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:43,669 Fuck you too, Professor X-looking motherfucker. 758 00:48:43,837 --> 00:48:45,338 You are an angry young man. 759 00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:48,007 Messing with my business, bitch. Whose car is this? 760 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:48,966 Your mama's. You mother... 761 00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:52,303 What? You know, I will smack the black off you. 762 00:48:52,471 --> 00:48:55,973 You can't do anything to me. Tell us about the stolen Mercedes Benz. 763 00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:58,809 I'm not telling you nothing. You tell me something or... 764 00:49:01,146 --> 00:49:02,938 Motherfucker. 765 00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:04,774 I told you be careful. 766 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:12,198 Paul, did you just punch a little child? 767 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:17,161 There's things you don't know about me. Fuck a little kid up if he kick me in the dick. 768 00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:19,705 Come on. Let's go. I'm gonna throw you in the river. 769 00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:22,500 Sick of this. Let's go. Tell us about the stolen car. 770 00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:24,710 Fuck you. PAUL: I hope your ass could swim. 771 00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:26,545 JIMMY: Better yet... 772 00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:30,466 ...I should take you home and tell your mom what you've been up to. 773 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,386 No. She'll beat my ass. Tell me about the Mercedes. 774 00:49:33,553 --> 00:49:37,973 It wasn't me. But I know the guys who stole it. They sold it to a lawyer. 775 00:49:39,059 --> 00:49:41,394 You all right? Ouch. 776 00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:43,896 JIMMY: Give me the name. Kapanowski. Something crazy. 777 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:47,233 He's Russian. I can get you the address. Just don't take me home. 778 00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:51,320 Get that address. 779 00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,907 I'm 11 and I got a better phone than you. 780 00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:57,368 Broke-ass bitch. Yo. 781 00:50:00,205 --> 00:50:03,707 Whoa. Tongues are cut out. 782 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:06,544 HUNSAKER: Yeah, that's a big thing with the Latin gangs. 783 00:50:06,711 --> 00:50:09,630 They like to remove the tongues so you can't repent your sins... 784 00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:11,841 ...to Jesus in the afterlife. 785 00:50:12,008 --> 00:50:15,845 So, what are these boys? Salvadoran? Honduran? 786 00:50:16,012 --> 00:50:19,932 Rudels. That makes them Mexican nationals. 787 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:25,438 Intricate stitching, higher heel, skin usually of an endangered species. 788 00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:30,401 In this case, goddamn it, sea turtle. How the hell do you know that? 789 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,280 I know boots. 790 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,200 MANGOLD: Those are great. HUNSAKER: Thank you. 791 00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,286 MANGOLD: I might be thinking about getting a pair. 792 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:44,832 No, sir. These boots would wear you. You don't mean that. 793 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,793 Let me ask you a question, cop-to-cop. 794 00:50:47,961 --> 00:50:51,088 What size do you think those are? I'm a 10. 795 00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:52,465 You might wanna... 796 00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:57,303 Never wear a dead man's boots. 797 00:50:57,471 --> 00:51:00,139 That is a world of bad luck you do not want a part of. 798 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:03,434 Sorry. And thank you. 799 00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:09,482 So, maybe we should find out what got these hombres in so much hot salsa. 800 00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:10,649 HUNSAKER: Gentlemen. 801 00:51:10,817 --> 00:51:13,819 PAUL: Still don't understand how he got the rooster to play the piano. 802 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:18,157 JIMMY: He just puts a little chicken feed on the keys that he wants the chicken to peck... 803 00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:20,159 ...so he can play a song. 804 00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:23,370 It's not that complicated. PAUL: I'm gonna be the bad guy. 805 00:51:23,538 --> 00:51:26,457 No, you're not. You fucked up your whole performance last time. 806 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,501 Bullshit. I was totally believable. 807 00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:31,837 PAUL: I've been working on my acting. JIMMY: That's not acting. 808 00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:33,005 PAUL: Homage. 809 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:34,840 I'm playing the bad guy. You ain't. 810 00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:36,133 No. You ain't. 811 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,307 Jimmy, you sucker-punching piece of shit. 812 00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:48,145 What are you doing? No, please, don't. No. No. No. 813 00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:51,440 Hey, are you a lawyer? Hey. Are you a lawyer? 814 00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:52,691 Get over here! 815 00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:54,777 You, come here. Don't kill me. No, no! 816 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,570 Take her, please. Take her. 817 00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:59,698 No. She's more valuable. She won't scream. 818 00:52:00,158 --> 00:52:02,034 Drop the gun. Put that gun down, copper. 819 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:05,371 I am a hostage negotiator. I'm a police. Put it down. 820 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:08,207 Please, citizens, stand away from that criminal. 821 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:11,377 Not a step further, copper. Easy, big fella. 822 00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:13,337 Easy. 823 00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,422 Easy. Easy, big fellow. 824 00:52:15,590 --> 00:52:17,508 We don't wanna... Easy. Easy, big... 825 00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:20,511 Shut up. Easy. Simmer down. Simmer down... 826 00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:23,556 I killed 11 people today. I don't care. I'll kill more. 827 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:26,892 Eleven people? I am an attorney, I can represent you. I have card. 828 00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:30,062 Don't hurt nobody. We don't wanna hurt nobody. Easy, big fella. 829 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,897 Where's the car keys? Car keys? 830 00:52:32,065 --> 00:52:34,316 Right. I need the car. We're getting out of here. 831 00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:38,237 Easy, easy, easy. No car. No car. You have my wife. 832 00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:39,697 Go get the car keys! 833 00:52:39,864 --> 00:52:41,907 I'm your friend. Listen. I'm your friend. 834 00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:45,578 You are in direct violation of code five. What are you doing? 835 00:52:45,745 --> 00:52:48,038 I'm doing Robocop. You need to stay in character. 836 00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:50,541 Would you come on. You need to stay in character. 837 00:52:50,709 --> 00:52:52,751 JIMMY: Outside. Outside. Just... 838 00:52:52,919 --> 00:52:55,588 You're a terrible police officer. You know that? 839 00:52:55,755 --> 00:52:59,425 Where's your car? In the garage. On the side. In the garage. 840 00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:05,180 All right. I'm taking the dame with me. Hey, man. Hey, man, take me. 841 00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:08,225 Take me, man. Take my gun. 842 00:53:08,393 --> 00:53:12,271 I feel your pain, bro. Me. I feel your pain. 843 00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:17,276 All right. I'm taking the cop with me. Okay. 844 00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:27,286 That is what I'm talking about. Meryl motherfucking Streep, baby. 845 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:30,914 Totally in character, totally believable. You were terrible. 846 00:53:31,082 --> 00:53:35,544 Eleven people? You killed 11 people today? And why did you smack me? 847 00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:36,754 I was in the moment... 848 00:53:36,921 --> 00:53:41,800 ...and the moment said smack you. You can't be all the time trying to slap... 849 00:53:42,927 --> 00:53:44,428 Jesus Christ! 850 00:53:47,932 --> 00:53:50,726 Who the fuck are these guys? PAUL: It's the dude from the store! 851 00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:55,147 What the...? 852 00:54:02,989 --> 00:54:04,448 Oh, the hell with this shit! 853 00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:18,253 What the...? 854 00:54:28,848 --> 00:54:33,602 A goddamn cemetery? Well, that's just fucking great, Paul. Really. 855 00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:38,941 All we gotta do now is just hop out of the car... 856 00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:41,652 ...and we can hop in a fucking grave. Hop. 857 00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:45,072 JIMMY: Hold the car still. 858 00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:49,326 Let them have it, baby. Shit. 859 00:54:49,494 --> 00:54:51,203 Now's a good time to do something. 860 00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,726 Yeah. 861 00:55:43,339 --> 00:55:47,634 PAUL: This is a pretty goddamn popular car. JIMMY: Let's find out why. 862 00:56:01,357 --> 00:56:03,108 PAUL: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 863 00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:07,237 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 864 00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:10,115 PAUL: Are you all right? 865 00:56:16,164 --> 00:56:17,289 Hold on. 866 00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:21,543 Look. Police. Paul. Police. 867 00:56:21,711 --> 00:56:24,922 Paul. "Jimmy." "Jimmy"? 868 00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:27,382 Gabriela. 869 00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:29,134 Grabiela? 870 00:56:30,136 --> 00:56:31,470 Gabriela. 871 00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:40,854 Let's just get her to a washroom. 872 00:56:41,022 --> 00:56:42,064 GABRIELA: 873 00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:44,608 JIMMY: It's gonna be okay. PAUL: It's okay. It's okay. 874 00:56:58,331 --> 00:57:00,249 You lose the Mercedes. 875 00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:04,545 You lose the girl. 876 00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:10,467 And you get Juan killed. My baby brother. 877 00:57:14,472 --> 00:57:15,889 What? 878 00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:20,477 Five grand's not enough, man? What, I gotta up it? 879 00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:23,272 Fucking 20 Gs. 880 00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:25,941 Those putos go anywhere with that girl... 881 00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:27,442 ...man, I wanna know. 882 00:57:28,361 --> 00:57:31,989 I'll take a order of spicy carrots and some guacamole. 883 00:57:32,365 --> 00:57:35,409 What? How's me eating gonna hurt? 884 00:57:37,078 --> 00:57:38,829 Chimichinga with shredded beef. 885 00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:42,207 No food, Manuel. I need your help over here with something, all right? 886 00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:43,417 Of course, Jimmy. 887 00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:46,378 Spicy food. It's not just for me, it's for the table. 888 00:57:52,176 --> 00:57:53,218 Listen, Manuel... 889 00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:57,097 Manuel, this is Gabriolo. Gabarolo. Gabarolo. 890 00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:58,849 And she's in trouble. 891 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:02,394 We need you to interpret her story and let her know we're here to help. 892 00:58:02,562 --> 00:58:04,438 But we need to know what happened to her. 893 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:06,273 Okay. All right. 894 00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:28,837 She's really scared. 895 00:59:13,132 --> 00:59:15,759 We need to talk somewhere private. Now. 896 00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:17,260 All right. Yeah, let's go. 897 00:59:23,059 --> 00:59:24,393 HUNSAKER: Yes. Well, l... 898 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:27,020 MANGOLD: Got something. Got something, Ray. It's really big. 899 00:59:27,188 --> 00:59:28,939 I am about to seriously blow you... 900 00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:33,610 ...away. Right, well, I appreciate it very much. 901 00:59:33,778 --> 00:59:35,404 All right. Bye. 902 00:59:35,571 --> 00:59:38,281 I'm sorry, you were saying something. Got a ballistics match. 903 00:59:38,449 --> 00:59:39,574 Uh-huh. 904 00:59:40,493 --> 00:59:44,830 Now, from the gun found on the dead banger at the cemetery. 905 00:59:44,997 --> 00:59:46,456 Now, that gun. Look at that. 906 00:59:46,624 --> 00:59:49,126 This gun... That's a gun. 907 00:59:49,293 --> 00:59:52,003 It's in a bag. Is registered to none other... 908 00:59:52,171 --> 00:59:53,672 ...than Detective Paul... Hodges. 909 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,508 Damn. How did you know? You been in the bathroom all day. 910 00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:59,344 Look what I have, a picture of the crazy clown right here. 911 01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:07,352 Okay. Gabriela was the mistress of one of Mexico's biggest drug dealers. 912 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,855 The one who got killed? MANUEL: She went to the police... 913 01:00:10,022 --> 01:00:12,357 ...and they tried to kill her in her home. 914 01:00:13,317 --> 01:00:14,443 They killed her sister. 915 01:00:15,194 --> 01:00:17,821 Her brother, he paid a man to get her across the border. 916 01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:20,532 When she was going across, that coyote sold her out. 917 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:22,117 Some men put her in a plane. 918 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:25,245 Then they put her in the trunk in a car for two days. 919 01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:28,123 And you know the rest. 920 01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:35,380 I'll be right back. 921 01:00:36,090 --> 01:00:37,716 JIMMY: Get me a shirt, will you? 922 01:00:53,274 --> 01:00:55,150 So my daughter's getting married. 923 01:00:56,694 --> 01:00:57,861 It's a guy named Ronald. 924 01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:03,074 He's nice to her, he's nice to my daughter. 925 01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:13,335 When my daughter was born, the first thing that she did, the moment she was born... 926 01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:16,087 ...she winked at me. Can you imagine that? 927 01:01:16,714 --> 01:01:18,006 A little infant doing that? 928 01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:21,218 She was trying to tell me everything was gonna be all right. 929 01:01:21,385 --> 01:01:24,262 Always made it easy for me. Even in divorce. 930 01:01:24,430 --> 01:01:26,973 Always made it easy. Easy-going kid. 931 01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:28,683 Really... 932 01:01:34,690 --> 01:01:36,566 I just want her to be happy, that's all. 933 01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:43,615 Her mother thinks I'm a jerk-off. She hates me. 934 01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:48,453 That's why I gotta get this card back. 935 01:01:48,621 --> 01:01:50,330 You know, I just gotta... 936 01:01:50,498 --> 01:01:53,542 One time, I gotta do the right thing... 937 01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:58,296 ...and give my daughter this wedding that she wants. 938 01:01:58,631 --> 01:02:01,466 And then I won't look like such a jerk. 939 01:02:04,595 --> 01:02:06,346 You know what I mean? 940 01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:09,808 Jimmy. 941 01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:17,649 Okay. 942 01:02:28,452 --> 01:02:29,661 JIMMY: How many guns did you get? 943 01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:32,581 This is the hidden nanny cam that I had in my bedroom. 944 01:02:32,748 --> 01:02:36,167 And I can't watch what's on here so I need you to press play. 945 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:42,007 No. 946 01:02:42,174 --> 01:02:44,384 No fucking way. 947 01:02:44,552 --> 01:02:47,929 Come on, Jimmy. I am not looking at that. 948 01:02:48,514 --> 01:02:51,016 You are insane, Paul. 949 01:02:51,183 --> 01:02:54,060 You have a wife in that house that loves you. 950 01:02:54,228 --> 01:02:59,149 And you put a camera in her bedroom. You have actually gone nuts. 951 01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:00,984 But I'll tell you something right now, I'm not looking at it. 952 01:03:05,948 --> 01:03:07,365 No. 953 01:03:07,867 --> 01:03:10,911 Please? JIMMY: No. 954 01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:15,332 Please? 955 01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:22,130 Don't show me the bear. 956 01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:26,551 Hey, honey. Mind your business back there, all right? 957 01:03:26,928 --> 01:03:30,597 You don't even know what she said. Neither do you. Put the fucking bear down. 958 01:03:30,765 --> 01:03:32,390 You know what she said? 959 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:36,227 She said, "Please, Jimbo. 960 01:03:36,395 --> 01:03:38,605 Please look at what's on there, on this tape. 961 01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:43,443 My master's hurting so bad in his heart. 962 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:46,237 Please?" You've lost your mind. 963 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:52,702 You are insane. 964 01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:55,455 I'm gonna regret this, I know it. 965 01:04:13,182 --> 01:04:15,767 There's nothing on here. Yes. 966 01:04:16,143 --> 01:04:19,062 Yes. Yes, you mother... Here. 967 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:21,690 Take your bear, take your bear. Put it in the bag. 968 01:04:22,274 --> 01:04:23,400 Can we go now? Yeah. 969 01:04:23,734 --> 01:04:27,779 PAUL: Yeah. Hey, thanks a lot, buddy. Okay. 970 01:04:28,864 --> 01:04:30,365 That was my guy at the FBI. 971 01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:33,451 He says he can help, but he can't be here for another 24 hours. 972 01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:35,787 So until then, we watch the girl and wait. 973 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:37,956 So I guess I just kiss my card goodbye, huh? 974 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:41,793 Jimmy, forget about the card for now. Think I'm gonna forget Ava's wedding? 975 01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:45,296 You know I want Ava to have the wedding that she wants. But right now... 976 01:04:45,464 --> 01:04:48,466 ...my focus is on keeping Gabriela alive. Think I'm not? 977 01:04:48,634 --> 01:04:52,429 Not when every word coming out of your mouth is, "My card, my card, my card." 978 01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:58,101 Jimmy, we're not done yet. 979 01:04:59,103 --> 01:05:01,771 Yeah. Jimmy, it's Hunsak... 980 01:05:01,939 --> 01:05:05,734 It's Barry Mangold. I'm here too, brother. Nice. You know what time it is? 981 01:05:05,901 --> 01:05:08,403 HUNSAKER: Listen, we found a gun on a known murderer. 982 01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:10,530 Way to go, Sherlocks. 983 01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:14,534 It's registered to your partner. We know Paul's dirty. 984 01:05:14,702 --> 01:05:17,454 Meet us at the Ladder in 20 minutes. 985 01:05:18,956 --> 01:05:20,331 Yeah. 986 01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:22,000 All right. 987 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:32,761 Going after the card, aren't you? 988 01:05:32,928 --> 01:05:35,805 I'm not gonna do this with you now, Paul. PAUL: Chrissakes, Jim. 989 01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:39,434 Ava will be just as happy if you let Roy and Pam pay for the wedding. 990 01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:42,854 Just stay here and watch the girl. What if Poh Boy put a tail on you? 991 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:45,815 I'm not gonna let you jeopardize Gabriela's safety. 992 01:05:46,692 --> 01:05:48,526 You stay here or you stay away. 993 01:05:52,281 --> 01:05:55,533 Don't know what you're talking about, Paul. Hey, Jim. 994 01:06:06,587 --> 01:06:09,339 He came. HUNSAKER: He had to. 995 01:06:09,507 --> 01:06:12,342 Up past your bedtime, huh, Mangold? 996 01:06:12,968 --> 01:06:16,554 Zing. All right. Thanks for coming, Jimmy. 997 01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:18,556 We need your help on something. 998 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:21,101 I need to know if you're aware... 999 01:06:21,268 --> 01:06:26,064 ...that your partner's piece was used on a hit of a Mexican national. 1000 01:06:30,361 --> 01:06:32,403 He's playing coy. 1001 01:06:33,739 --> 01:06:35,907 Paul's gun was found... 1002 01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:38,993 ...in the dead hand of one Juan Diaz. 1003 01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:43,915 Juan was the shooter from the cell phone store, you may remember. 1004 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:47,335 Got himself an older brother. MANGOLD: Poh Boy. 1005 01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:48,711 Which is fun to say. 1006 01:06:48,879 --> 01:06:53,675 His name is Poh Boy and he's looking to expand his drug business. 1007 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:55,593 MANGOLD: He's looking for any help he can get. 1008 01:06:56,470 --> 01:06:58,596 Including cops. 1009 01:06:58,764 --> 01:07:01,099 Just wanna know if you're aware of the situation... 1010 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:03,768 ...that your partner has gotten you into. 1011 01:07:04,937 --> 01:07:09,899 Help us help you. Think of us like your diary. 1012 01:07:13,571 --> 01:07:17,323 You guys are just out here playing cops and robbers, aren't you? 1013 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:21,578 Got your guns, your badges... 1014 01:07:22,454 --> 01:07:24,622 ...your cute little boots. 1015 01:07:24,790 --> 01:07:27,292 But really you don't have any idea what's going on. 1016 01:07:27,459 --> 01:07:32,881 If you ever try to play me against my partner again, I will fuck you up. 1017 01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:35,466 You first. 1018 01:07:37,761 --> 01:07:39,804 You should know better. 1019 01:08:06,081 --> 01:08:07,290 Hi. 1020 01:08:11,670 --> 01:08:13,630 I think I should tell you something. 1021 01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:18,760 This is real nice, but nothing is gonna happen between us. 1022 01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:23,431 See, I'm married. And I love her. 1023 01:08:27,853 --> 01:08:30,313 I have feelings for you too. 1024 01:08:30,481 --> 01:08:32,857 Not that I don't want anything to happen between us. 1025 01:08:33,025 --> 01:08:36,361 I think you're beautiful and sexy. 1026 01:08:36,528 --> 01:08:40,531 And you probably even got a bit of a nasty streak when it comes to the bang-bang. 1027 01:08:41,241 --> 01:08:42,283 Bang-bang. 1028 01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:44,452 Yeah. But nothing is gonna happen. 1029 01:08:45,829 --> 01:08:48,665 I hope you can respect that. 1030 01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:57,465 Hey. Hey, wait a minute. What? What? 1031 01:08:57,633 --> 01:09:00,468 I didn't mean anything about the whole bang-bang thing. 1032 01:09:05,557 --> 01:09:07,725 No, I can't get in the shower with you. 1033 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,734 You're getting in the shower. 1034 01:09:40,050 --> 01:09:41,884 Don't even look at me like that. 1035 01:09:43,595 --> 01:09:46,723 You just a bear. Shut the fuck up. 1036 01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:12,957 No. 1037 01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:16,377 No. No, Debbie, no. 1038 01:10:16,545 --> 01:10:19,589 No, Debbie, no. 1039 01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:23,092 JIMMY: Diaz. 1040 01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:27,138 Diaz. D-l-A... 1041 01:10:27,306 --> 01:10:29,640 Yeah, okay. That's for you, Ali. 1042 01:10:29,808 --> 01:10:31,517 Okay, thank you. 1043 01:10:31,685 --> 01:10:34,270 Thanks, buddy. Be safe. Take care of yourself. 1044 01:10:34,438 --> 01:10:35,480 Hello? Hello? 1045 01:10:35,647 --> 01:10:39,609 Hey, hello? Yeah? I'm sorry, did I wake you up? 1046 01:10:40,110 --> 01:10:43,613 Hi, I'm calling about the Diaz funeral. 1047 01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:47,408 Yes, Juan Diaz. That's right, Juan Diaz. 1048 01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:52,830 What time is that? What time is that? 1049 01:10:52,998 --> 01:10:55,666 Okay, 2:30, thank you. Thank you. 1050 01:10:55,834 --> 01:11:00,588 I'm so sorry I woke you up. Okay, have a good night. Sweet dreams. 1051 01:11:01,757 --> 01:11:04,258 Ali, I'll see you. Stay out of trouble. 1052 01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:17,188 It's just me. Where's the girl? 1053 01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:19,273 She's in the shower. 1054 01:11:19,983 --> 01:11:21,025 Have you been crying? 1055 01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,946 I saw the nanny cam. 1056 01:11:27,032 --> 01:11:29,200 JIMMY: I wish you didn't have to see that. 1057 01:11:30,494 --> 01:11:32,537 I couldn't let you look at it, that's all. 1058 01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:35,414 I've been where you are. 1059 01:11:37,417 --> 01:11:38,501 Roy? 1060 01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:40,211 Yeah. 1061 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:43,381 Come here, man. 1062 01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:47,718 Look like you need a hug. Whoa, you really read that one wrong. 1063 01:11:47,886 --> 01:11:50,721 It's just that I'm vulnerable. How long's she been in there? 1064 01:11:50,889 --> 01:11:53,891 I don't know. Does this mean that we're not broken up anymore? 1065 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:57,019 What are you, in the fifth grade? You're my partner. 1066 01:11:57,187 --> 01:12:02,024 How long's she been in here? Hey. Hey, yo, open up. I gotta go. 1067 01:12:02,192 --> 01:12:06,070 Gabriela, just put a towel on, okay? I'm just gonna... I gotta take a... 1068 01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:13,703 Oh, man. What the fuck? You're a great cop. You are a great cop. 1069 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:17,415 I'm supposed to be holding her hand? You don't let her get out the window. 1070 01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:20,334 You didn't hear that? You fall asleep on the bed, did you? 1071 01:12:20,502 --> 01:12:22,378 No. No. 1072 01:12:24,214 --> 01:12:25,548 Here, you speak Spanish. 1073 01:12:32,055 --> 01:12:34,390 I know what peligro means. What's it mean? 1074 01:12:34,558 --> 01:12:36,767 It's Puerto Rican for penguin. I knew that. 1075 01:12:36,935 --> 01:12:39,103 What? We got... 1076 01:12:40,230 --> 01:12:41,355 Whoa. 1077 01:12:44,234 --> 01:12:45,276 That's something... 1078 01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:47,570 ...that you put in a computer. In a computer. 1079 01:12:47,738 --> 01:12:52,033 JIMMY: That banger that got killed in the cemetery when his car went in the grave? 1080 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:54,368 Poh Boy's little brother. So? 1081 01:12:54,536 --> 01:12:56,954 So Mangold and Hunsaker put them together. 1082 01:12:57,122 --> 01:13:01,459 They think I'm a dirty cop because the shit bandit gave Poh Boy my gun? That blows. 1083 01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:07,006 JIMMY: Hey. 1084 01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:12,345 Police. We need to use your computer. 1085 01:13:12,512 --> 01:13:15,306 Well, I don't know. I'm just a night manager... 1086 01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:18,476 ...and for something like that, I'd probably have to call... 1087 01:13:18,644 --> 01:13:21,062 ...and get an okay from the general manager on that. 1088 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:25,608 Translate this, put your GED to work, okay? Thank you. How you doing? 1089 01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:27,902 What do you do? Housekeeping. 1090 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:31,948 She's an hourly housekeeper. Hourly-rate housekeeper. 1091 01:13:32,115 --> 01:13:34,575 Hey, Jim, check this out. What? 1092 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:36,494 Now I know I'm not bugging. 1093 01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:39,288 Looks like her boyfriend's bank accounts and suppliers. 1094 01:13:39,456 --> 01:13:41,832 This could make Poh Boy drug king of New York. 1095 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,334 Boom, bam, boom. 1096 01:13:43,502 --> 01:13:47,964 Seven hundred and fifty million dollars. Or 7 billion pesos. Either way... 1097 01:13:48,131 --> 01:13:50,591 PAUL: Know what I'm thinking? Poh Boy never wanted Gabriela. 1098 01:13:51,301 --> 01:13:53,344 He wanted this flash drive. Yes, he did. 1099 01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:57,556 She's very afraid for you. The note says: 1100 01:13:57,724 --> 01:14:02,770 "I have put you in danger. You should not die because of me. 1101 01:14:02,938 --> 01:14:06,983 Thank you for your help. You were sweet like chocolate." 1102 01:14:07,150 --> 01:14:08,985 I think she's talking... 1103 01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:10,486 ...to you. 1104 01:14:11,363 --> 01:14:13,698 JIMMY: Okay. I got an APB out on Gabriela. 1105 01:14:13,865 --> 01:14:16,575 We got one hour while Poh Boy's at his brother's funeral... 1106 01:14:16,743 --> 01:14:19,370 ...to break into his house and get my card. PAUL: How? 1107 01:14:20,247 --> 01:14:24,208 DAVE: You're not very chatty, Darnell. Will you shut the fuck up? 1108 01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:28,546 I'm just, like, a social butterfly by nature, you know? 1109 01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:30,506 Hey. 1110 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:34,427 Do you wanna be my jail cell BFF, without the forced rape? 1111 01:14:34,594 --> 01:14:38,514 Look, man. Can't you see that I'm dealing with some real deep shit? 1112 01:14:38,682 --> 01:14:40,933 Can't you see I'm trying to reach...? Hey, guard. 1113 01:14:41,101 --> 01:14:42,560 Hey, guard. You know? 1114 01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:44,395 Guard. Guard. 1115 01:14:45,188 --> 01:14:47,023 Back the f... Back the f... 1116 01:14:47,357 --> 01:14:48,399 Hey... Hey... 1117 01:14:49,693 --> 01:14:51,319 You fucking with me? 1118 01:14:51,486 --> 01:14:52,945 Are you fucking...? 1119 01:14:53,613 --> 01:14:55,573 Back the fuck up, l... 1120 01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:58,534 I will jump on the other side and... 1121 01:14:58,702 --> 01:15:00,494 You trying to...? 1122 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,372 Oh, yeah. This motherfucker. 1123 01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:05,875 Yeah. That's, like, one of the things I like to do. 1124 01:15:06,043 --> 01:15:08,794 I like to play the oboe too. And I do parkour. 1125 01:15:08,962 --> 01:15:11,714 That's a couple fun facts about me. You know what I mean? 1126 01:15:11,882 --> 01:15:15,634 Talk to me. Tell me. I wanna know you. 1127 01:15:15,802 --> 01:15:18,220 Come on, man. I wanna get inside of you, Darnell. 1128 01:15:18,388 --> 01:15:22,183 What's your vibe? What do you do? What do you do, man? 1129 01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:24,143 I wanna know about you. 1130 01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:27,104 Like, I wanna know your thing, you know? 1131 01:15:27,272 --> 01:15:29,940 What's up with you? Tell me. 1132 01:15:32,402 --> 01:15:35,613 I knit sweaters. What? 1133 01:15:35,781 --> 01:15:37,114 No way. Yeah. 1134 01:15:38,033 --> 01:15:40,534 Come on. Yeah, come on, I knit sweaters. 1135 01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:43,287 No, you can't. Yeah, I can. 1136 01:15:43,455 --> 01:15:44,747 No, you can't. Yes, I can. 1137 01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,457 No, you can't. Yeah, I do, man. 1138 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:49,960 I could knit the fuck out of a big, nice sweater. 1139 01:15:50,128 --> 01:15:51,796 Hey, nutjob. 1140 01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:53,756 Someone just paid your bail. 1141 01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:55,758 Yeah? Who the fuck would pay his bail? 1142 01:15:55,926 --> 01:15:59,595 Poopsie. The window you're gonna break in in this house is on the second floor. 1143 01:15:59,763 --> 01:16:01,889 Yeah, second-story window. No problem. 1144 01:16:02,057 --> 01:16:05,142 We're only gonna have about 30 to 40 minutes with the house empty. 1145 01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:09,230 I need you to get in there and get up to the second floor where his diamond vault is. 1146 01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:11,148 Probably where he keeps the card. 1147 01:16:11,316 --> 01:16:14,402 It's gonna be easier than giving Paul's wife an ATM. 1148 01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:18,447 Ass to mouth. 1149 01:16:19,074 --> 01:16:20,825 He said ass to mouth. 1150 01:16:20,992 --> 01:16:23,994 Yo, that shit's not funny, man. 1151 01:16:24,162 --> 01:16:28,332 His wife really is cheating on him. Wait, what? 1152 01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:31,752 No. Yeah, yeah. 1153 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,129 No. 1154 01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:37,299 No. Why are women like that? 1155 01:16:37,467 --> 01:16:39,385 Oh! I feel terrible now. 1156 01:16:39,553 --> 01:16:42,972 How are you gonna deal with this, Paul, emotionally? 1157 01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:47,476 I don't know. I'm not sure. 1158 01:16:48,728 --> 01:16:50,187 Hey. 1159 01:16:50,355 --> 01:16:53,023 Don't you give up on love, Paul, you hear me? 1160 01:16:53,191 --> 01:16:56,026 Don't you give up on love. Okay? I almost gave up. 1161 01:16:56,194 --> 01:16:58,362 Don't give up. PAUL: No, I ain't giving up. 1162 01:16:58,530 --> 01:17:01,198 Because love inspires. You know? PAUL: Yes, it do. Damn. 1163 01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:03,576 And you're full of love. You'll be fine. Love. 1164 01:17:03,743 --> 01:17:05,202 Full of it. You are. 1165 01:17:05,370 --> 01:17:09,039 Got a whole bag of it. Yeah. I can see that. 1166 01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:12,293 Yeah, you know something, man? David? 1167 01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:16,046 What you just said to me moved me, man. It was heavy stuff. 1168 01:17:16,214 --> 01:17:18,382 You know where I came up with that? Where? 1169 01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:22,178 When I was doing the thing that I love. Taking a shit in somebody's car? 1170 01:17:22,345 --> 01:17:24,054 Jim, come on. What? 1171 01:17:24,222 --> 01:17:26,599 When I was watching sunsets on Rockaway Beach. 1172 01:17:26,766 --> 01:17:29,894 It's my favorite thing. Most beautiful thing you've ever seen. 1173 01:17:30,061 --> 01:17:31,687 I love sunsets. No, you don't. 1174 01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:33,063 Yes, I do. No, you don't. 1175 01:17:33,231 --> 01:17:35,566 Wanna come with sometime? Seriously? Yes. 1176 01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:38,235 Hey, hey, hey. Sit back. 1177 01:17:40,780 --> 01:17:42,323 Hey. 1178 01:17:48,997 --> 01:17:50,331 What? 1179 01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:53,417 What? Yeah, yeah. 1180 01:17:53,585 --> 01:17:54,752 Right? Right? What? 1181 01:18:05,263 --> 01:18:06,931 Off you go. 1182 01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,404 More secrets. 1183 01:18:25,825 --> 01:18:29,245 Is he gonna do more of that parkour stuff? He's a pro. 1184 01:18:33,416 --> 01:18:36,627 My man. Told you. You saw that? Hey, Paul. 1185 01:18:36,795 --> 01:18:38,087 Oh, shit. 1186 01:18:39,881 --> 01:18:42,424 No! 1187 01:18:42,592 --> 01:18:44,635 My card. 1188 01:18:51,059 --> 01:18:53,978 PAUL: Oh, shit. He ain't moving. Hop in there and check his pulse. 1189 01:18:54,145 --> 01:18:56,313 I'm not hopping in there and doing nothing. 1190 01:18:56,481 --> 01:18:58,941 You're not gonna help? It was your baseball card. 1191 01:18:59,109 --> 01:19:01,443 He was your friend. You were making out in the car. 1192 01:19:01,611 --> 01:19:03,737 But that don't mean I need to hop over there. 1193 01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:05,990 JIMMY: You're no help at all, Paul, really. 1194 01:19:11,037 --> 01:19:13,330 I can't feel a pulse. Are you doing it right? 1195 01:19:13,498 --> 01:19:17,334 Yes, I'm doing it right. He must be dead. He can't be dead. 1196 01:19:17,502 --> 01:19:20,838 Goddamn it. I was counting on this kid. He looks like a little angel. 1197 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:23,549 What are we gonna do with him? 1198 01:19:25,051 --> 01:19:28,304 Let's just throw him in a Dumpster. What? No. 1199 01:19:28,471 --> 01:19:32,266 He's not a piece of trash that you just throw in a Dumpster. He was my friend. 1200 01:19:32,434 --> 01:19:35,311 Be right back. Where are you going? 1201 01:19:35,478 --> 01:19:37,271 To get my card. Are you crazy? 1202 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:40,024 We gotta get out of here before these people get back... 1203 01:19:40,191 --> 01:19:41,942 ...and we still gotta find Gabriela. 1204 01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:44,862 We got 20 minutes. I'll be in and out. Give me a boost. 1205 01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:48,866 Boost? With all due respect, Jimmy, fuck no. 1206 01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:51,702 JIMMY: Just push my feet up with your hands. 1207 01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:53,746 PAUL: What? I'm gonna stand on your head. 1208 01:19:53,913 --> 01:19:55,372 Just stand still, all right? 1209 01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:59,710 Don't step on my head! You stepped on my forehead, Jimmy. 1210 01:20:04,799 --> 01:20:06,008 Ta-da! 1211 01:20:06,176 --> 01:20:10,054 Ta-da, my ass. You better get that card and let's get out of here before they come back. 1212 01:20:10,221 --> 01:20:13,057 PLAYING OVER CAR STEREO] 1213 01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:17,394 Talk. 1214 01:20:27,947 --> 01:20:29,907 We got the girl. 1215 01:20:30,241 --> 01:20:32,993 She was hiding at her uncle's house. 1216 01:20:57,769 --> 01:20:59,019 It's a rock. 1217 01:21:00,438 --> 01:21:01,772 MAN: Oh, boy. 1218 01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:04,233 DEBBIE: I'm gonna get a rubber. MAN: Okay. 1219 01:21:06,277 --> 01:21:07,945 Hi, Paul. 1220 01:21:08,905 --> 01:21:12,032 I found your little camera. Is this what you wanted, huh? 1221 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,785 Is this what you wanted? Remember my gay cousin, Eric? 1222 01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:16,620 Hi. How are you? 1223 01:21:16,788 --> 01:21:18,288 That's her gay cousin. 1224 01:21:18,456 --> 01:21:21,291 Fuck you, Paul. How can you not trust me? 1225 01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:22,793 Trust her, buster. 1226 01:21:22,961 --> 01:21:24,002 That's her gay cousin. 1227 01:21:24,170 --> 01:21:26,463 All I do is sit here and worry about you. Worry. 1228 01:21:26,631 --> 01:21:28,465 And this is what you do? I love you. 1229 01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:30,968 That is her gay cousin! 1230 01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:34,346 Yes. That's her gay cousin. Look, motherfucker, look. 1231 01:21:34,514 --> 01:21:38,058 That's her gay cousin. That's her gay cousin. You motherfuck... 1232 01:22:20,351 --> 01:22:22,144 Fuck. 1233 01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:32,029 Jimmy. Jimmy, guess what? 1234 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:35,991 She didn't do it. She didn't cheat. Debbie did not cheat. 1235 01:22:36,159 --> 01:22:38,327 That was her cousin. That's great, buddy. 1236 01:22:38,495 --> 01:22:40,537 It was a goof. Oh, man, it was their... 1237 01:22:40,705 --> 01:22:43,457 ...fuck-you-for-putting-the- camera-in-the-room thing. 1238 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:45,042 I just had to watch longer. 1239 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:48,003 Good, because you know what else you should be watching? 1240 01:22:48,171 --> 01:22:50,380 What's that? The whole Mexican army... 1241 01:22:50,548 --> 01:22:53,467 ...is dragging Gabriela in through the fucking garage. 1242 01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:59,389 Jim. I'm coming to get you. No, no, no. Stay where you are. 1243 01:22:59,557 --> 01:23:02,559 I'll text you. All right. 1244 01:23:15,490 --> 01:23:16,990 MAN: We got a fighter, man. 1245 01:23:31,589 --> 01:23:33,131 Oh. 1246 01:23:33,299 --> 01:23:34,383 Okay. 1247 01:23:34,551 --> 01:23:36,718 MANGOLD: You know, I've been thinking. HUNSAKER: Uh-huh. 1248 01:23:36,886 --> 01:23:39,888 Poh Boy? We only have his dead brother as a connection to the killings. 1249 01:23:40,056 --> 01:23:43,517 You know, we don't actually have anything that implicates Poh Boy directly. 1250 01:23:43,685 --> 01:23:47,437 More importantly, nothing that ties Jimmy and Paul to Poh Boy. 1251 01:23:47,605 --> 01:23:50,607 That's the balls. Why don't we go directly to the source. 1252 01:23:50,775 --> 01:23:53,610 Why don't we put the squeeze on this Poh Boy son of a bitch... 1253 01:23:53,778 --> 01:23:55,779 ...until he makes us some truth juice, huh? 1254 01:23:56,364 --> 01:23:59,908 Make us some what? Not from concentrate. 1255 01:24:01,661 --> 01:24:04,621 Let's go make us some truth juice. Let's do it. 1256 01:24:27,437 --> 01:24:29,062 She's got moxie. 1257 01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:36,320 GABRIELA: 1258 01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:44,411 TINO: Andy Pafko. 1259 01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:52,002 Come on, papi chulo. 1260 01:24:52,170 --> 01:24:56,340 Is that any way to talk to baseball legend Andy Pafko, Mr. Dickhead? 1261 01:24:56,507 --> 01:24:57,549 Or should I say: 1262 01:24:59,886 --> 01:25:01,345 That's chicken head, vato. 1263 01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:03,263 You sure? 1264 01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:06,767 The number you have reached is not in service. Bye-bye, now. 1265 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:10,103 Then I guess I gotta take this crucifix to the Federales, then. 1266 01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:14,691 You bring it to me or she dies. Fuck you. 1267 01:25:14,859 --> 01:25:19,154 You come to us. One hour, under the Pulaski Bridge, bring the girl and the card. 1268 01:25:20,114 --> 01:25:21,782 One hour. Put the girl on the... 1269 01:25:24,285 --> 01:25:25,744 They got what I want. 1270 01:25:25,912 --> 01:25:28,372 They want me to meet them under the Pulaski Bridge. 1271 01:25:28,539 --> 01:25:33,168 You and your best shooters stay with me. Everyone else goes to the bridge. 1272 01:25:33,878 --> 01:25:37,381 Okay, when those dicks show up, you kill them. 1273 01:25:37,548 --> 01:25:40,258 And you bring me that crucifix. 1274 01:26:26,764 --> 01:26:28,098 JIMMY: Oh, shit. 1275 01:26:33,187 --> 01:26:35,564 Did you remember to take your pills? 1276 01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:38,400 Yes. Thank you. 1277 01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:41,361 MANGOLD: Hey, do you think you'll still come to that jazz thing later? 1278 01:26:41,529 --> 01:26:42,904 HUNSAKER: I don't. 1279 01:26:43,531 --> 01:26:44,948 JIMMY: Shit. 1280 01:26:48,619 --> 01:26:49,786 What the...? 1281 01:26:53,624 --> 01:26:55,542 HUNSAKER: Wanna get some Indian food after this? 1282 01:26:55,710 --> 01:26:57,210 I'm still full from all that cheese. 1283 01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:59,523 What the fuck are you guys doing here? What are you doing here? 1284 01:27:59,690 --> 01:28:01,608 What did we walk into? How's he doing? 1285 01:28:01,776 --> 01:28:03,527 Ray? I think it went through. 1286 01:28:03,694 --> 01:28:06,029 Pressure on it, Ray. How you doing? 1287 01:28:06,197 --> 01:28:08,031 Where's the car? Over there. 1288 01:28:08,199 --> 01:28:11,535 Hey, you think you can make it there? No, I will not leave him. 1289 01:28:11,702 --> 01:28:15,288 Listen to me, man. You gotta go call this in or else he ain't gonna make it. 1290 01:28:15,456 --> 01:28:16,957 He's afraid of getting shot. 1291 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:20,210 Don't let me get shot. I'm not gonna let you get shot. Be brave. 1292 01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:23,046 Okay, count for me. One. Two. Three. 1293 01:28:23,214 --> 01:28:24,631 Go. 1294 01:28:44,569 --> 01:28:46,903 Officer down. All patrols, respond. 1295 01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:51,241 JIMMY: Ow! 1296 01:28:51,409 --> 01:28:52,659 Oh, come on. 1297 01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:55,328 Yo, you got my shoe? 1298 01:29:17,852 --> 01:29:20,770 POH BOY: Come on. You two, take upstairs. 1299 01:29:20,938 --> 01:29:22,981 Kill anything that tries to get in. 1300 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,242 Stay low, stay low. 1301 01:29:44,962 --> 01:29:46,213 Yo. 1302 01:29:46,380 --> 01:29:49,883 I'm going in. In one, two, three. 1303 01:29:56,140 --> 01:29:59,476 Did you get him? His head's not there. Does that count? 1304 01:29:59,644 --> 01:30:01,186 Yeah. 1305 01:31:02,415 --> 01:31:03,498 JIMMY: Yoo-hoo! Ah! 1306 01:31:33,529 --> 01:31:36,239 Hey. Hey! 1307 01:31:36,407 --> 01:31:38,867 Jim, I just got shot. 1308 01:31:42,580 --> 01:31:45,915 POH BOY: I hear you whispering sweet nothings to each other. 1309 01:31:46,584 --> 01:31:49,252 You better not be blowing each other in my house. 1310 01:31:49,420 --> 01:31:50,837 We're not, you prick. 1311 01:31:51,005 --> 01:31:53,590 POH BOY: Hey, the only thing keeping you guys here is the girl. 1312 01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:58,928 And I just want my flash drive. So, what do you say we trade, huh? 1313 01:31:59,096 --> 01:32:00,555 You ready? 1314 01:32:00,931 --> 01:32:04,267 I'm ready. Let's go be great. 1315 01:32:05,436 --> 01:32:08,063 Do you even listen to yourself sometimes? 1316 01:32:13,861 --> 01:32:17,822 You trespassing, detectives. Call 911. 1317 01:32:21,619 --> 01:32:22,744 Pretty fast, homes. 1318 01:32:22,912 --> 01:32:26,623 Yeah, but I could still kill the fuck out of her before they put me in bracelets. 1319 01:32:26,791 --> 01:32:29,292 Don't kill the fuck out of nobody. Just let her go. 1320 01:32:32,129 --> 01:32:34,964 want her to keep this pretty face... 1321 01:32:35,132 --> 01:32:37,133 ...you better bring my fucking flash drive. 1322 01:32:39,762 --> 01:32:42,055 POH BOY: 1323 01:32:44,934 --> 01:32:47,352 I don't believe this motherfucker. He's a nincompoop. 1324 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:49,312 You're a nincompoop. You know that? 1325 01:32:51,232 --> 01:32:55,151 Send the girl over here, we give you the flash drive, everybody go home happy. 1326 01:32:55,319 --> 01:32:58,279 Oh, man, you think I'm gonna give up a hostage, homes? 1327 01:32:59,907 --> 01:33:02,951 Me and this bitch are gonna go for a little ride. 1328 01:33:03,577 --> 01:33:08,498 All right? You get all these pigs out of here and get a car waiting for me out front. 1329 01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:14,504 I'm gonna bust your fucking head open. 1330 01:33:14,672 --> 01:33:17,257 You know how tired we are from killing all your friends? 1331 01:33:18,509 --> 01:33:21,636 You should have quit while you was ahead, homey. 1332 01:33:24,181 --> 01:33:26,266 You got him? Yeah, I got him. 1333 01:33:27,393 --> 01:33:29,310 Y'all ain't gonna shoot me. 1334 01:33:31,355 --> 01:33:32,397 On three. 1335 01:33:32,565 --> 01:33:34,524 Man, you ain't gonna shoot nobody, man. 1336 01:33:34,692 --> 01:33:37,527 That's right, you ain't got the fucking balls. 1337 01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:40,864 That's one, two, shoot on three? Or one, two, three, then shoot? 1338 01:33:41,031 --> 01:33:43,616 One, two, three, then shoot. PAUL: There you go getting mad. 1339 01:33:43,784 --> 01:33:46,870 Always one, two, three, then shoot. I'm not good at math. 1340 01:33:48,205 --> 01:33:49,539 Are you ready? 1341 01:33:49,707 --> 01:33:51,124 Yes. One. 1342 01:33:55,546 --> 01:33:56,588 Motherfucker. 1343 01:34:02,386 --> 01:34:03,553 MANGOLD: Careful, you guys. 1344 01:34:03,721 --> 01:34:06,055 HUNSAKER: It's all right, kid. They know what they're doing. 1345 01:34:06,223 --> 01:34:08,349 MANGOLD: Want me to ride with you in case you die? 1346 01:34:08,517 --> 01:34:10,477 I want you to stay here and finish the job. 1347 01:34:12,980 --> 01:34:14,147 Hey, Barry. 1348 01:34:16,734 --> 01:34:18,568 Those boots fit you well. 1349 01:34:43,093 --> 01:34:45,929 PAUL: It's okay. You're "safe-o." 1350 01:34:50,851 --> 01:34:53,728 She has all of it. She has everything you need. 1351 01:35:27,972 --> 01:35:29,806 No goodbye kiss for "Jimmy," huh? 1352 01:35:41,152 --> 01:35:43,486 Where are you going? To get my card. 1353 01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:46,323 Hey. Detectives. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1354 01:35:46,490 --> 01:35:48,158 Fucking shit. 1355 01:35:48,326 --> 01:35:50,243 You got some nerve, you two. 1356 01:35:50,411 --> 01:35:51,453 Captain... 1357 01:35:51,620 --> 01:35:55,123 Suspended but still backing up Mangold and Hunsaker on their investigation? 1358 01:35:55,291 --> 01:35:59,377 No. I mean, well, we... Yeah, Mangold told me all about it. 1359 01:36:01,672 --> 01:36:03,340 He did? Captain, we were... 1360 01:36:03,507 --> 01:36:05,759 No, no, no, you did good. You did good. 1361 01:36:05,926 --> 01:36:09,346 You saved the lives of two of my guys. Putting you both up for a Combat Cross. 1362 01:36:09,513 --> 01:36:10,930 Ah! Sorry, Paulie. 1363 01:36:11,098 --> 01:36:13,600 JIMMY: Doc, whoa, whoa, whoa. Doc, listen. 1364 01:36:13,768 --> 01:36:18,146 I gotta check this body for evidence. Do me a favor, use a glove. Use a glove. 1365 01:36:18,314 --> 01:36:19,898 Open it up. 1366 01:36:23,527 --> 01:36:26,029 PAUL: There's some Swiss cheese upstairs, go check it out. 1367 01:36:26,906 --> 01:36:29,366 CORONER: Be quick about it, huh? I got a week's worth of dead. 1368 01:36:29,533 --> 01:36:31,618 Just go find something to do for five seconds. 1369 01:36:31,786 --> 01:36:34,454 Glad I shot you in the corazón, el Poh Boy. 1370 01:36:34,622 --> 01:36:37,665 "Corazón" means "heart." Gabriela hipped me to that. 1371 01:36:38,542 --> 01:36:40,710 Mm-hm. That's right. 1372 01:36:40,878 --> 01:36:42,879 You didn't shoot him in the corazón, okay? 1373 01:36:43,047 --> 01:36:46,716 You must have shot him in the shoulder. I shot him in the heart. You crazy? 1374 01:36:46,884 --> 01:36:48,927 Excellent shot, right there. 1375 01:36:49,095 --> 01:36:50,845 So I got shot too, you know? 1376 01:36:51,013 --> 01:36:53,973 Only reason why I ain't passed out yet is because I wanted... 1377 01:36:57,478 --> 01:36:58,853 That ain't my shot. 1378 01:36:59,814 --> 01:37:02,607 No, that ain't my shot. There's muscle memory at the Academy. 1379 01:37:02,775 --> 01:37:07,070 They teach you, better aim for the arteries and stuff like that. That ain't my shot. 1380 01:37:07,738 --> 01:37:11,366 I'm sorry, Jim. Jimmy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 1381 01:37:15,454 --> 01:37:20,959 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jimmy. I'm sorry. 1382 01:37:22,753 --> 01:37:27,090 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Jim. 1383 01:37:27,425 --> 01:37:28,800 Fuck. Jimmy. 1384 01:37:30,678 --> 01:37:32,804 Can we say a prayer together? 1385 01:37:42,022 --> 01:37:46,276 Come on, man. Drinking ain't gonna make things better, gonna make things worse. 1386 01:37:46,444 --> 01:37:48,403 Got some 20/20 Mad Dog back there? 1387 01:37:48,571 --> 01:37:52,657 I know how you feel about the Pafko, man. I can get my hands on a Reggie Jackson. 1388 01:37:52,825 --> 01:37:54,951 Hey, Pam. What's up, sugar? 1389 01:37:55,119 --> 01:37:57,829 Turn around, let me get a look at you. Right on, mama. 1390 01:37:57,997 --> 01:38:02,625 If God created anything better than you, he keeping it for his mother-loving self. 1391 01:38:03,878 --> 01:38:05,628 JIMMY: Nice seeing you. Take care, Pam. 1392 01:38:05,796 --> 01:38:08,590 Let's dance. Come here. 1393 01:38:10,885 --> 01:38:12,385 You having a good time today? 1394 01:38:12,553 --> 01:38:14,971 Let's get out of here, come on. One time. 1395 01:38:15,139 --> 01:38:18,224 We'll go to your dad's house. In the back of the Lincoln... 1396 01:38:18,392 --> 01:38:21,978 I'm glad you're in a really good mood. Yeah, I'm in a great mood. 1397 01:38:22,146 --> 01:38:27,025 I wanna ask you a little favor. Okay. 1398 01:38:27,401 --> 01:38:30,445 I want you to let Roy give Ava away with you. 1399 01:38:30,821 --> 01:38:33,114 When the priest says, "Who gives this woman away?" 1400 01:38:33,282 --> 01:38:37,785 You and Roy both stand up and you say together, "We do." 1401 01:38:38,579 --> 01:38:41,331 Come on, that's fair. He's paying for the wedding. 1402 01:38:43,584 --> 01:38:45,335 Are you high? 1403 01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:48,379 You're gonna do this for me, Jimmy, because you owe me. 1404 01:38:48,547 --> 01:38:50,507 Because if you don't... 1405 01:38:50,841 --> 01:38:54,761 ...if you ruin my daughter's wedding day for me, the way you did everything else... 1406 01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:58,598 ...I will rip your fucking balls off. 1407 01:39:02,353 --> 01:39:04,062 Hey, you. Hey. 1408 01:39:04,230 --> 01:39:07,190 You need anything, baby? No, thanks, I'm fine. 1409 01:39:07,358 --> 01:39:08,441 Oh, you sure are. 1410 01:39:09,527 --> 01:39:12,362 You like your necklace? Oh, yeah, I love it. 1411 01:39:12,530 --> 01:39:14,614 You know there's more where that came from. 1412 01:39:14,782 --> 01:39:17,325 Honey, I don't want you to keep buying me things. 1413 01:39:17,493 --> 01:39:19,285 I love you and I forgive you. 1414 01:39:19,453 --> 01:39:22,539 You just need to pull that jealousy thing way back. 1415 01:39:22,706 --> 01:39:25,333 Thank you. And I love you. 1416 01:39:25,501 --> 01:39:27,877 And you look so pretty and sweet, like Bambi. 1417 01:39:28,045 --> 01:39:30,505 PRIEST: "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. 1418 01:39:30,673 --> 01:39:33,049 He maketh me lie down in green pastures. 1419 01:39:33,217 --> 01:39:35,885 He leadeth me beside still waters. 1420 01:39:36,053 --> 01:39:39,722 He leadeth me in the path of righteousness for his namesake. 1421 01:39:39,890 --> 01:39:41,933 When I was a child, I spoke as a child... 1422 01:39:42,101 --> 01:39:44,978 ...I understood as a child, I thought as a child. 1423 01:39:45,145 --> 01:39:48,231 But when I became man, I put away childish things. 1424 01:39:48,399 --> 01:39:52,235 Faith, hope, and love... 1425 01:39:52,403 --> 01:39:56,656 ...these three. But the greatest of these is love." 1426 01:39:58,993 --> 01:40:00,577 And who gives this bride away? 1427 01:40:02,580 --> 01:40:06,332 Hey, hey, hey. Sit down. Sit down. 1428 01:40:06,500 --> 01:40:10,378 Stand up and I'll blow your fucking kidneys out. All right? 1429 01:40:13,340 --> 01:40:15,925 He should probably do it. 1430 01:40:16,427 --> 01:40:18,720 PRIEST: And who gives this bride away? 1431 01:40:18,887 --> 01:40:19,929 I do. 1432 01:40:21,181 --> 01:40:22,348 I love you. 1433 01:41:07,686 --> 01:41:09,270 Hello? 1434 01:41:09,647 --> 01:41:12,398 Hey, sweetie. MAN: Hi, sweetie. 1435 01:41:17,488 --> 01:41:19,238 So, um... 1436 01:41:19,406 --> 01:41:23,534 ...I was thinking we could go out to dinner. MAN: Oh, dinner. Where are we going? 1437 01:41:24,995 --> 01:41:28,665 Could you hang on for just a sec, hon? Thanks. 1438 01:41:32,252 --> 01:41:35,129 Hello? 1439 01:41:35,295 --> 01:41:36,800 Is this some kind of joke? 1440 01:41:36,965 --> 01:41:40,845 Why? Do you like jokes? 1441 01:41:41,680 --> 01:41:43,765 Knock, knock. 1442 01:41:44,890 --> 01:41:46,515 Who's there? 1443 01:41:46,685 --> 01:41:48,225 Open. 1444 01:41:55,400 --> 01:41:58,820 Open who? Open the fucking bag, bitch. 1445 01:42:09,955 --> 01:42:10,995 Hi. 1446 01:42:14,045 --> 01:42:15,210 Yes. 115232