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Yeah, I'm. I'm here. I'm out front.
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Yeah. OK, great.
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I'm always late.
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Hi. Yeah. Hey. It's
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for you. Really. You bought it
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for me?I did. But then. So here's the
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thing. I didn't realize I would fall in
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love with it, and I wasn't sure if you'd
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want it. Do you want it?Because that's
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totally cool. If you do, I'm just going
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to have to come over a lot. It's
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just it's so big. I don't know where I'd
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put it. That's good. So yeah, he'll hang
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with us tonight and then he'll come home
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with me. OK. Hi.
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HiYou're you're funny.
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No. I'm fun. I'm not funny. Funny
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means you need attention and it's
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embarrassing. I'm fun.
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You're fun. Let's go. OK.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait
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Wow. Isn't that sort of an end of the
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date kind of thing?No. Oh,
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my God. What's your name?
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What's your name?Greg. Yeah, yeah
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OK, cool. Cool, Greg.
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So what do you want to drink?How much
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money do you make?What?
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Oh, that's something to be ashamed of. I
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just think that whoever. Makes the most
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money should pay for these drinks. And,
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you know, I don't know what you do. You
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don't know what I do. I mean, who's to
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say that I don't make more money than
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you, despite our, you know, vast age
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difference?Yeah.
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Wow. What?I'm just. No, noI mean,
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it's like, it's a fact that you're double
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my age, and I don't think that's
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something we should be weird about.
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You're 50, right?I am.
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And how much money do you make?
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Wow. I'm.
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I This is an unusual thing
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to be asked, but I make under
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6 figures, but just by little. Good.
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Good for you. So you're going to be
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paying for the drinks tonight, OK?Hey,
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excuse me. Two whiskeys on the rocks,
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please. Oh, you want to pace yourself
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tonight?Yes, Darren. Just make it.
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He's we're we joke. We're friends. We
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joke like that. Yeah, I'm sober. It
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sucks. What?
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It's no, I just, I don't think my
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generation will be sober. We don't crave
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excess like you guys. We can control
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ourselves. It's OK though. I'll just
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have both, I guess.
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Yeah, the funniest thing happened to me
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on the way here. It was ferrying my
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car and there was this.
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Isn't it so funny how I can just like,
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cut off a conversation for a full minute
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and that's like acceptable now because
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it's like, it's crazy. I mean,
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like, even if I were to like,
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remember what we were talking about,
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which I don't like, the energy of it
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would be gone. So we have to just like
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start our conversation over time.
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That's not what?No, acceptable. That's
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not. What you were doing was not
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acceptable. Of course it's acceptable
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that you accept it. You sat there and
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accepted it. It's acceptable. Like, if
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you did not accept it, then you would
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have said, put your phone away. And you
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did not do that. So, I mean, like, I'm
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done with it now. Like, it's OK. I'm done
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with it. But, like, you can't be mad at
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me for something if you didn't do
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anything to stop it. HuhI guess you're
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right. Yeah.
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You are something else. So what do you
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what do you do exactly?
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I'm a poet.
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And how's that going?Really well,
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actually. Did you just fucking laugh at
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my trade?Seriously?No, it was a
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voluntary. That's not cool. Like, we
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don't do that. I'm mad now. Let's go.
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I thought it was a joke. Let's go.
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So do you only date older guys?Is that?
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Yeah, yeah, mostly older. I can't
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save them though. And it's like, it's
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freeing to know that now. But gay guys
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your age are traumatized, you know?Well,
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what are you talking about?Well, you
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know, all your friends died of AIDS. So
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that's like a trauma that doesn't go
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away. And like, no matter how hard you
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try, it's horrible. Well, I think that's
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sort of a generalization, you knowI mean,
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it was a very scary time to be alive and
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you never knew if your number was going
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to be up. It's so crazy to think about.
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Like, I definitely would have died. Don't
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say that. That's a horrible thing to say.
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Don't say that. I'm a poet. I would have
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died. Come on. Like, all the cool people
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died. But I get it. Like, my best friend
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killed himself. It was really sad. And,
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you know, like, he was like my brother.
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And, like, he might have been gay, but
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then he might not have been gay. And
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like. It was just never, like, mentioned.
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We never talked about it. Wait, that's
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not true. We did. We did talk about it
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one time, like the day before it
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happened. And he said to me, like, what's
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it like to be gay?And I was like, well,
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it works for me because I'm really
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strong. But like, for anyone else, I
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would kill myself. Like, totally
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jokingly. I said it, of course. But
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anyway, like, I got home the next day and
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he had, like, he had killed himself. I
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know this person. Hi, Vernette.
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Vernette. Hi.
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How are you?You look amazing. Look at
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you. You're giving me like 90s
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babysitters, like tendrils. Oh my
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God. How did it go?How did it go?Oh my
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God. It was so good. I I sold more than I
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even have. Oh my God. It means you need
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to make more now. And you. Oh
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my God. Congrats. Thank you. It was like
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surreal. It's actually surreal. I didn't
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think that it would happen. Anyway, it
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was so good to see you. I want the world
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for you. Seriously. You're going to be
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fucking huge. It's crazy. It's actually
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insane. All right. It was good to see
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you. Hi.
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You need to be writing. Got a journal.
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It saved my life. I love you.
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40 percent. 40 percent. Was she talking?
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Was she talking with my clothes?So, like,
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anyway. What was I saying?Yeah,
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so my best friend killed himself. He hung
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himself like in my room. It was just like
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super traumatizing and it like, really
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fucked me up and hardened me. Like to
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this day. My point being is that, like,
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if I can lose one friend and never
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recover, how are you expected to lose
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literally all of your friends and like,
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be a human being?It's not fair. I mean,
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you should be fucked upYou should be like
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fucking closed off as shitIt's horrible
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what happened to you. And like, you can't
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really get rid of trauma unless you go to
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therapy for like 10 years. But you know,
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gay guys like being therapists more than
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they like therapy. So that doesn't work.
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Because really, the only way to deal with
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trauma is by doing ayahuasca, which I've
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done three times. And like, I still
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haven't gotten over, like,
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losing my friend. I'm
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sorry. I'm like, I'm getting a little
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pushed. Hey, I don't want it. It's
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OK. No, stop. No, it's here. Come here.
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It's OK. I'm sorry about your friend.
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Thank you. Thanks.
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Let's go to the store. Like, OK. OK
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Your friend Bernette, she seems really
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supportive of you. They. Uh, yeah. I
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mean, I sat them down a month ago and I
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said you need to try 40% harder and now
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they're showing at the hammer, so.
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And what was what were they
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congratulating you for?Oh, I went viral.
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Oh, my God. I love this. Look, I'm
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Rihanna. I'm not sure I
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get the joke. Oh, it's not a joke. You
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drink out of this mug and you literally
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are Rihanna. Like, for a moment. Yeah.
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And that's a good thing. Oh, yeah. That's
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a very good thing. Well, for 40 bucks, it
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ought to be. Everything in there is so
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overpriced and expensive. Yeah, I
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mean, that's like normal pricing. It's
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not manufactured. So that makes it art.
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What about the prints on the walls?Those
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are manufactured and they're not art.
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Yeah, I guess so. I guess you're right.
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That's OK. That's another thing I like
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about myself. I'm not always right. And
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that's OK. You know, sometimes I just
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speak and I hope my opinion's right.
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Let's go. What?Seriously, let's go. Are
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you going to pay for that?Run.
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Josh. Oh,
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thank God.
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Yeah, I'm I'm outside of. I don't know
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where I'm at. I'm outside of fucking
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Little Caesars. I'm trying to find you.
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Where are you?Give me a call.
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Josh, I guess you went home.
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So anyway, it's great to
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meet you.
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Give me a ring, bitchWhat the
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fuckWhy did you
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do that?I like scaring people. I hate
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being scared, though. Do not. Why did you
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steal the fucking mug?Oh, my God. I
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don't know. I don't knowWell,
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don't ever do that again, OK?Not with me
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around. Don't ever fucking do that again.
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OK. Geez. Wow. The
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headmistress is out tonight. I
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like it. All right. Real talk.
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I'll tell you why I stole. I'll be honest
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with you, but you you can't be mad at me.
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OK. Do you like me?
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Do I like you?I'm intrigued by
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you. OK.
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OK, I stole
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because you're boring.
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You're boring. Like, I know that you
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inside are not like a boring person, but
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like, you're boring, man. Come
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on. Like, look at your face. You're so
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sad right now. And like, we're having
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such a good night together. Like, come
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on, we can have fun.
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Here, drink your beer. You're less boring
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now, thief.
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I'm sober. I can't drink this,
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remember?
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It's messy, but it's charming.
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So this is it. It's
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my living room. Did it myself.
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What's with the loose?Oh, it's a piece my
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friend Ravi made when marriage equality
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passed. He made it to symbolize the death
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of gay culture. Isn't it amazing?
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It's funny. No, it's not.
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You like music?
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Hey. Let's dance.
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Do you have a picture of yourself when
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you were my age?
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Yeah, actually, someone just tagged me on
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Facebook. Show me.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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You are so hot. I mean, like, you're
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still hot, but you were also, like, hot
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then. I guess you're just like a
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hot guy. Always have been, always will
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be. Jesus Christ. Oh my God, I
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love you.
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Really, 'cause I couldn't tell how you
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felt about me at all. It was kind of
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hard to read. Seriously?Yeah. No, I'm
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obsessed with you.
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Ah
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God damn
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It's like troubling how good you are at
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that. I want you to fuck me.
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OK. Do you have a condom?No.
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But I can't fuck you. Sure you can.
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No, you can't. OK, so don't fuck
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me. But I I want to fuck you. Yeah, so
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fuck me. It's OK. I'm on PrEP.
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What about STDs?Do you have any?
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No. Well, there you go.
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Can I trust you?
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Oh, my God. Are you serious?
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Of course not.
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You OK?
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What are you doing?I was. I
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was planning on killing myself in front
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of you. Get down. No.
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Yes, get down. This isn't funny. You're
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scaring me. I don't think it's funny. I'm
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just. I'm here. So it's not funny.
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What are you doing?Were you acting crazy?
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Like every time you come, do you go
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insane?Why are you so scared?I'm not
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scared. You are. Is it because you want
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to?Is it because you want to be up here?
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Oh, my God. Do you want to kill yourself?
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That's so sad. No, I don't want
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to kill myself because it kind of seems
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like you do. Like for me, this is just
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fun, you knowIt's just like fun because I
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can do this because I'm young and fun and
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fucking free. But you are so scared
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of even looking at this because you're so
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boring. No, you keep saying I am things,
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but you don't know anything about me. We
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spent the whole night walking and
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talking, and you haven't asked me one
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thing about myself. You've just been
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making these sweeping generalizations
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about my general. It's all
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bullshitYou don't know anything.
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And so maybe I'm a little bit boring, but
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I like my life. Then why the fuck are you
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on a date with a 24 year old?Honestly,
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like, ask yourself that. Like, I know who
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you are, obviously. You've fucked all of
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my friends and they're all my age. So,
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like, don't say that like I'm the crazy
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one when you're the one seeking this shit
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out. I don't want to be here right now.
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Then get the fuck out. Yeah, you're
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right. We're not a match. Just get down,
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please. No, no, fuck off
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All right, take care.
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You know what?
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You need to call your father.
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OK. OKWow.
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Really. Really. That's what you're going
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to give me. How reductive. I mean, after
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everything that I've displayed to you
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tonight, you think it all boils down to
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daddy issues. My shit goes way deeper.
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Greg, you really are like
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a fucking idiot. Fine. Good luck.
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OK. No, don't. Please. No, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, noPlease, please, please just
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stay. I just get like this sometimes. But
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I I like you and I want you to stay like,
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I'll suck your Dick again. Like, please
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just just like, stay
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because I need you here tonight. It's
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just like, I'm insecure. That's
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like what it boils down to. See, I'm
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self-aware. I'm like, I'm calling myself
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insecure. So just like, stay, all right?
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I just wait, waitJust like, you just
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just tell me I'll be OK. Like,
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just just tell me, just tell
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me I'm going to grow up and be OK. I
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don't know.
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I wasn't anything like this when I was
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your age.
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