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in a city overrun with crime in a time ruled by chaos the world's number one

rock band is also the world's greatest crime fighting team They are the thunder

cops Barbariana Tricera Dynamite Man and K Fury What are you going to do kung Fury My

job Oh [ __ ] K Fury They're on a mission to clean up the streets But when the worst

criminal of all time unleashes an army of darkness on Miami it's time for the

Thunder to take down the con fur And send Adolf Hair to Adolf Hel

Strap in Gear up Hang on for the ultimate portion of epic thrill

ride Come fury the movie Well I've had it up to here with you damn thunder cops All this

Nazi fighting is a waste of my goddamn time Lucky for you the president of the

United States he disagrees So he's given your task force a new leader

[Music] Michael Fastbender is a cult magnum The best goddamn FBI agent in

the world Fury meet your new partner I hear you're the best Miami's got That means dick

all to me You want to catch Nazis then you follow my code We follow the police manual

I play by two rules

Rule one in this [ __ ] up zoo of life There are too many lions trying to eat

the innocent monkeys So when a lion gets loose I eat that goddamn lion I

eat its ears nose testicles the old kitten kaboodleoodle Then the other

lions realize that's pretty [ __ ] up and they stay in their stupid cages

I eat lions every goddamn day If you're not prepared to do the same

then you hang up that hat walk out that door and you never come

back Catch my drift compadre I'm not your goddamn compadre [ __ ]

stash I don't give a [ __ ] what you are

You want to make a justice omelette let's crack some dry eggs You never told us your second

rule Rule

two Stay out of my way One's a nobullshit renegade FBI agent The other is a no [ __ ]

renegade cop They may not see eye to eye but when Bush comes to shove they have each other's

[Music] back I think it's time we stop using rule number two

I don't want you to stay out of my way I want you to stay in my way You're like a goddamn

brother to me Fury You're the best damn cop I've ever seen Nothing will ever tear us apart

But when a mysterious threat cuts Cult Magnum out of the picture Kung

Fury makes it his mission to find the killer and make them

pay Kung Fury the movie That was when Kung Fury quit the Thundercops for good

The Thunder Cops are stupid Teamwork is [ __ ] From now on I work alone

[Music]

Kung Fury Ray Porter CRJ5 Miami News [Music] Sorry babe I don't do autographs Tonight's story

Crime rates are going through the roof and Kung Fury's doing nothing to stop it How does it feel

i talked about my feelings once Got a damn good cop killed I found this

at a crime scene today Son of a [ __ ] But it turns out Adolf Hitler is still

alive How the hell is he still alive i threw that son of a [ __ ] into a volcano

We have assembled all deadly villains from across time to aid with our attack

Now he's taking over America Arnold Schwarzenegger

is the president of the United States Must be after our deadliest weapon the

Patriot Time to take out the trash

I know a shortcut using my second greatest dimension the

internet Call the internet

Now only come Fury and the Thundercops can help the president stop Hitler before

he unleashes his most diabolical weapon ever Holy [ __ ] Gamshocks

You and me Taekwond do this ends now There's just one thing he didn't count on [Music]

I thought you were dead

No but I was your partner It was all a cover I joined the Nazis and became Taekwond Doom I was

a bad guy the whole time Good cuz I secretly wish you were a bad guy anyway because you're

such a shitty partner and friend Good Cuz that really nice heartfelt card I got you

for your birthday It was actually for somebody else I didn't even know it was your birthday I

don't even remember what birthday card you're talking about I guess I probably threw it away

while looking at it because I don't care It was on your desk for 6 months Not that

I noticed That was another card that happened to be the same card but from somebody else way

cooler Nobody cool ever gave you a card for anything cuz you're a piece of [ __ ] cop

I'll just [ __ ] kill him while you were all waiting [Music] Now Fury is traveling across

time in

space to reunite the Thunder Cups Calling the Thunder Cups right away

for their biggest mission yet I'm here to kick some Nazi ass to smoke some

[Music] cigars Thunderbs Time to take down this [ __ ] From

the creators of the smash hit Fury comes the greatest movie of all time

The Nazis stole Thor's hammer They destroyed my village We can't let them get away with this

starring David Saber Michael Fashbender Arnold Schwarzenegger Alexandra Ship

German Ellie Young Leopard N Dino M Terica and David Aelon as

we need to save those damn pups I'm on it I know you're in some trouble

tonight but I promise all your tears will [Music]

dry Don't you cry [Music]

Prepare for an all out falls to the wall of intense action awesomeness

Fury the