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in a city overrun with crime in a time
ruled by chaos the world's number one
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rock band is also the world's greatest
crime fighting team They are the thunder
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cops Barbariana Tricera Dynamite Man and K
Fury What are you going to do kung Fury My
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job Oh [ __ ] K Fury They're on a mission
to clean up the streets But when the worst
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criminal of all time unleashes an army
of darkness on Miami it's time for the
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Thunder to take down the con fur
And send Adolf Hair to Adolf Hel
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Strap in Gear up Hang on for the
ultimate portion of epic thrill
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ride Come fury the movie Well I've had it up
to here with you damn thunder cops All this
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Nazi fighting is a waste of my goddamn
time Lucky for you the president of the
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United States he disagrees So he's
given your task force a new leader
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[Music] Michael Fastbender is a cult
magnum The best goddamn FBI agent in
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the world Fury meet your new partner I hear
you're the best Miami's got That means dick
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all to me You want to catch Nazis then you
follow my code We follow the police manual
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I play by two rules
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Rule one in this [ __ ] up zoo of life
There are too many lions trying to eat
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the innocent monkeys So when a lion
gets loose I eat that goddamn lion I
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eat its ears nose testicles the old
kitten kaboodleoodle Then the other
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lions realize that's pretty [ __ ] up
and they stay in their stupid cages
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I eat lions every goddamn day If
you're not prepared to do the same
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then you hang up that hat walk
out that door and you never come
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back Catch my drift compadre I'm
not your goddamn compadre [ __ ]
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stash I don't give a [ __ ] what you are
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You want to make a justice omelette let's crack
some dry eggs You never told us your second
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rule Rule
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two Stay out of my way One's a nobullshit
renegade FBI agent The other is a no [ __ ]
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renegade cop They may not see eye to eye but
when Bush comes to shove they have each other's
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[Music] back I think it's time
we stop using rule number two
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I don't want you to stay out of my way I want
you to stay in my way You're like a goddamn
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brother to me Fury You're the best damn cop
I've ever seen Nothing will ever tear us apart
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But when a mysterious threat cuts
Cult Magnum out of the picture Kung
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Fury makes it his mission to
find the killer and make them
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pay Kung Fury the movie That was when
Kung Fury quit the Thundercops for good
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The Thunder Cops are stupid Teamwork
is [ __ ] From now on I work alone
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[Music]
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Kung Fury Ray Porter CRJ5 Miami News [Music]
Sorry babe I don't do autographs Tonight's story
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Crime rates are going through the roof and Kung
Fury's doing nothing to stop it How does it feel
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i talked about my feelings once Got
a damn good cop killed I found this
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at a crime scene today Son of a [ __ ]
But it turns out Adolf Hitler is still
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alive How the hell is he still alive i
threw that son of a [ __ ] into a volcano
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We have assembled all deadly villains
from across time to aid with our attack
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Now he's taking over America Arnold Schwarzenegger
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is the president of the United States
Must be after our deadliest weapon the
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Patriot Time to take out the trash
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I know a shortcut using my
second greatest dimension the
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internet Call the internet
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Now only come Fury and the Thundercops
can help the president stop Hitler before
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he unleashes his most diabolical
weapon ever Holy [ __ ] Gamshocks
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You and me Taekwond do this ends now There's
just one thing he didn't count on [Music]
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I thought you were dead
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No but I was your partner It was all a cover I
joined the Nazis and became Taekwond Doom I was
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a bad guy the whole time Good cuz I secretly
wish you were a bad guy anyway because you're
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such a shitty partner and friend Good Cuz
that really nice heartfelt card I got you
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for your birthday It was actually for somebody
else I didn't even know it was your birthday I
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don't even remember what birthday card you're
talking about I guess I probably threw it away
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while looking at it because I don't care
It was on your desk for 6 months Not that
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I noticed That was another card that happened
to be the same card but from somebody else way
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cooler Nobody cool ever gave you a card for
anything cuz you're a piece of [ __ ] cop
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I'll just [ __ ] kill him while you were all
waiting [Music] Now Fury is traveling across
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time in
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space to reunite the Thunder Cups
Calling the Thunder Cups right away
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for their biggest mission yet I'm here
to kick some Nazi ass to smoke some
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[Music] cigars Thunderbs Time
to take down this [ __ ] From
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the creators of the smash hit Fury
comes the greatest movie of all time
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The Nazis stole Thor's hammer They destroyed
my village We can't let them get away with this
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starring David Saber Michael Fashbender
Arnold Schwarzenegger Alexandra Ship
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German Ellie Young Leopard N
Dino M Terica and David Aelon as
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we need to save those damn pups I'm
on it I know you're in some trouble
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tonight but I promise all your tears will [Music]
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dry Don't you cry [Music]
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Prepare for an all out falls to the
wall of intense action awesomeness
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Fury the7652
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