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Hello.

-It's all right? -Everything, and you?

-We got bottling. -Really? Where?

Hello!

How you grew up!

You're beautiful.

-Wow ... -I grew up, I know.

Wow, what an apartment!

-you like? -Clear.

I will show you.

-Hello! -Hi, Flo.

There's nothing ready. I have to run.

-It's all right? -Everything's good. Here.

Thanks. Are beautiful.

-Hello. -Good to see you!

-Equally. -Where are your bags?

They will sleep at the hotel.

-Really? -I told you.

-Juju, come and receive visitors. -What enthusiasm ...

-Did a good travel? - It wasn't very easy.

Really? Why? Go up, children.

Show Camille your room .

Yes.

What happened?

It's to show the room, not the chick.

Funny...

-I'm going. - Return before 10:30 pm.

-There are classes tomorrow. -Relax, it's history.

Give me 10 euros?

I don't want to get there without anything.

You are generous with other people's money.

And no motorcycle!

Relax, relax.

-He only knows how to say "relax". -Yes, and ask for 10 euros.

-What a good smell! Which is? -Pot-au-feu.

Love it.

- I'm starving. -Damn it! It's raw.

- Can you wait 20 minutes? -I can.

-Put water on the onion? -In the figurative sense?

There is a lot of roundabout here in this region.

-You think? -Think.

-Something's missing. -IS?

-Charlotte went to bed? -Do not know.

-Emma, ​​did you get Charlotte? -No.

I do not know. More salt maybe.

-Salt? -I'll look for her. Charlotte?

Chacha?

Where are you, baby?

Charlotte?

-I will help you. -Chacha?

-Charlotte? -Where are you, dear?

How cool ... Stop it, please.

She is here.

-It's not to play ball here. -Hello!

What's it?

Hi.

How beautiful you are! Very beautiful.

Why were you here alone at night?

-My beautiful ... -All right, dear?

She was freezing in the yard.

Poor thing.

-It's all right? -All.

I'll be back.

I do not want to know.

Take a book and stay in your room.

Here, Flo.

My angel...

She was on the grass.

It's cold outside, dear.

She loves grass. Put it in your mouth and everything.

-How many months is she? -Fifteen.

-Fifteen? She is beautiful. -Damn it...

You are very cute.

It was bad, there was no time to fry the potato.

Silly ... Let's drink what?

I'm thirsty.

I forgot the wine.

-Come with me, Paul? -OK.

I'll show you the cellar.

-Do you have a cellar? -Have.

I also wanted to make one, but I didn't have time.

It has great electrical.

Stay here, boy.

-How are the children? -Very well.

Charlotte is very independent. Very good.

Julien is first in the class,

Emma twirls.

And Mathias repeated the year.

-What is twirling? -Do'nt know?

It is like synchronized swimming, but without water and with a stick.

- Band beacon? -There's is nothing about it.

Don't say that to her.

Damn it...

-Is it the house across the street? -IS.

I wasn't going to buy the house next door, right?

Just imagine.

You are unbelievable. Get inside.

You, you. Pre dentro.

-This is the house. -OK...

-Pessac or Saint-Emilion? -It's all right.

Both, then.

It's cool here too.

Come and see the cellar.

That's right, the famous winery ...

-Hi. -Hi.

-I'm Bénédicte. -Bénédicte are you?

I'm Paul. Much pleasure.

Sorry, I'm all wet.

-All right, dear? -All. I forgot the wine.

Paul, Flo ...

Bénédicte, I'm sorry.

-We've already introduced ourselves. -Paul, Bénédicte ...

Good night.

See you. I will not be long.

-Isn't she going to have dinner with us? -No.

-Charming. -IS.

Flo isn't upset?

-With what? -That you live here.

What can I do? She pretends, but I'm not stupid.

She does not accept our separation.

-Do not you think? -Do not know. I barely spoke to her.

Can believe. She is very lonely.

She could find someone.

I don't want to feel guilty about moving on.

-Really? -What can I do?

I will not pretend to be unhappy.

Even more than with Béné goes "tutto bene".

-Is weird. -What?

They live across the street.

Better than buying the house next door.

You never feel like going there to hit her?

-Béné? -yes.

No, Vincent is much more relaxed now.

Everything is simpler.

I have no desire to hit her.

-Really? -Where's the lighter?

-Then everything is fine? -With Béné?

-yes. -Everything's good. With it, it's easy.

It only appears when invited.

And go away when I send.

One of these days,

she suggested teaching Charlotte how to use the potty.

I sent her to take care of her own tail

and I never heard a peep again.

It's easy to live with her.

-Great. -I am lucky.

Does Vincent go to Reunion for his parents' wedding?

Or.

-Nice! With Béné? -No. It's just for the family.

-But we're going. -Clear.

But you don't have sex with Vincent.

Where are we going to sleep?

- Today is Tuesday, the 9th ... - Wednesday.

The second Wednesday of the month ...

-It's my turn ... No, it's yours. -So...

You skipped one.

-No. March how many days? -Thirty-one.

The second Wednesday of the 31-day months is yours.

-In your father's house. Good night. -Good night.

-We have a great system. -It does.

-Works on automatic. -Emma has helped ...?

Sorry, I got confused.

I have to make up for the 14th.

-Really. -Excuse.

Emma...

Emma!

We got confused, dear. It's at your mother's house.

let's go.

Very tasty.

-Want to take a plate to Béné? - You don't have to.

-Good night My Angel. -Good night.

-Who will want what? -No thank you.

-Really? -It's delicious.

-So you have two dogs? -IS.

There are two houses.

-More potatoes? -No thank you.

-You lost weight. -No ... just a little.

I'm exercising.

Béné and I are going to run a half marathon.

Wow, cool...

It's cool to play sports for two.

It must be nice to run after Béné.

Funny.

Running together gives even more motivation.

If you had someone, you would also play sports.

-Who said she doesn't practice? -I don't know, I'm just talking.

She does a lot of sport with her yoga teacher.

-I don't do yoga anymore. -No?

Do not.

What are you talking about?

Did not you know? I thought he knew.

What?

Road...

What? What are you talking about?

-Speaks. -I thought you knew.

- Did you know what? -From Gianni.

Gianni is not the yoga teacher.

Gianni? Gianni?

-Gianni, or pizza chef? -Dono de restaurante.

-Pizza, right? -What ever.

Gianni, or pizza chef. Entendi.

That's right. Gianni.

I think it's great, but you could have told me.

So I'm not ashamed of going out with a Reggina.

Vincent, don't take this wrong ...

I don't care if you go out with someone.

But you could have told me.

-Are you jealous? -I'm not. I'm not.

- You don't have to hide it ... - I don't need to do anything.

Are you with someone now?

You can talk.

I'm not with anyone, but I'm seeing someone.

I don't know ... It's cool.

It is without commitment.

In other words, it's just sex.

-Don't tell the kids. -What?

I even forgot, see?

It's a quiet, stress-free relationship ...

Okay, I get it.

Children have nothing to do with it.

-I don't want family meals. -It's all right. As you wish.

You're complicating things, but that's okay.

I soon talked about Béné with them, and it went well.

Yeah, but I don't want to introduce him yet.

-It's all right. -Right?

But let's stop calling the guy "him".

-What's his name? -Edouard.

Edouard? . Edouard ...

Edward ...

Edouard de Rothschild.

"This is Edouard's office .

Edouard? yes...".

Edward ...

Is it over?

I just wanted to say that it is a beautiful name.

It's chic.

And what is the surname?

Morteau.

-I did not hear. -Morteau.

Morteau ... Like sausage.

Funny.

You can make this new joke if you meet him.

-Why not? -Why not what?

Why not meet him?

How about dinner?

Are you ashamed?

It's all right. We will have dinner on Saturday.

Saturday now? So early?

We'll see you on Saturday, and then I don't know when,

so it has to be now.

It's all right. Saturday.

A simple dinner.

I do not care. The problem is, she didn't count.

She was just afraid of her reaction.

-What a bag! I do not want to go. -Will be cool.

And now you won't have to go there all the time.

-They are not getting married. -That's not what I'm talking about.

It'll be cool to do something about the four of us.

Not what you 're thinking.

- Go out to dinner, go to the museum ... - Got it.

-How could you think ...? -I do not know.

"Something the four of us" ...

There, darling.

Mathias?

Emma?

Good morning darling. Sleep well?

We have to go, dear.

-Mother? -What?

Can I get a piercing?

In the ear? Of course.

Piercing is not in the ear.

- Did you talk to your father? - I did.

-What he said? - "Ask your mother".

Then ask her.

Juju, dear? Get up, heart.

I don't want you to sleep with Jean-Luc.

it's Jean-Pierre.

Not Jean-Luc, not Jean-Pierre,

did you hear, dear?

We have rules in this house.

Get up, dear.

Mathias, it's time.

What a horrible smell! Let's air this room.

Already dressed?

-He just arrived. -Shut up, dummy.

-What time did you arrive? -Relax.

Mathias, at one time or another, okay.

Twice, fine.

Three times, fine.

But it has to be from time to time, okay?

Come on, honey.

I'll pick you up around 7 pm, okay?

-OK. -Tell his mother.

Hello!

-Say hi". -Hi, hillbillies.

You don't talk about your father like that.

-And Béné, can I? -Can ...

Do not.

Let's go.

You don't have to help me, of course.

Can you buy a bigger car?

Can you get a good grade in math?

My love!

Don't stay there alone.

Come with us.

The mayor was all happy, but his father made a scene:

"He's an idiot."

She started to hate him out of nowhere.

And now the poor guy can't come

to my wedding anniversary .

It's my mom.

Agree from time to time

and says he loves you before hanging up.

-OK. -Thanks.

Sorry for the delay, gentlemen.

Sr. Lionnet.

-Sr. Coutine. -Guy.

You have received the document.

As I said by email,

we opted for mega stakes to strengthen the foundation

with exclusively lateral action .

I prefer it that way.

It's not the biggest, but it's tough. Hold the stride.

The execution process is very simple:

the injection is by compression.

We introduce coating tubes

and make the concreting of the hole.

It doesn't work like that, sir. Coutine.

I remember what happened: the kiss, the tongue, etc.

It was a difficult phase. It was for my children.

- I'm divorced ... - Me too.

-What? -I'm also free.

But I am still very close to my husband.

We have a small daughter, we live close by,

-We have dogs ... -Do you know what Jacques Brel used to say?

Which sailors fish in the port of Amsterdam?

-No. -There's a song like that.

"Living is not serious, it is almost a joke.

It is necessary to escape the gravity of the imbeciles ".

-He said that? -Said.

-Are you on duty today? -No.

I'm having dinner with my ex-wife's boyfriend .

You will know what that is soon, soon.

It's all right. See you in a month and a half.

Can you close my zipper?

Will you be here on Wednesday? I'm going to the gynecologist.

Some problem?

My period is late.

Really? How much time?

About three weeks.

Do not worry. The test was negative.

-Okay ... That was not why ...

It is true.

I have a 14-year-old patient with a fallen bladder.

- Damn ... - Everything happens.

Road...

Is ready?

I am. Come on?

Aren't you exaggerating?

As well?

Now...

I don't know ... I took the first outfit I saw.

We're going, kids.

-Anything, call. -Where are you going?

-To visit friends. -Costume party?

-Look! -What friends?

You do not know. Are you from the police?

-Where do they live? -What?

-Where do they live? -Where? In the center.

If Charlotte wakes up, put on some pretty tacky music.

Catherine Lara, for example.

Relax, stay calm.

- "It's calm" ... -Cala a boca, Mario Bros.

-Mathias! -Mario Bros?

-The same mustache. -You asshole ...

I know I'm not your mother,

but verbal violence is violence too.

You're right.

Next time, I will slap you.

Blessed!

-Are you sure? -OK.

-Don't overdo the computer. -Relax.

Good night!

-What is it? -Get in the car.

-Where will we go? -In the middle.

Let's go.

-Why all this noise? -Now...

Hello. Why are you panting?

- We came by car. -Because of the children.

-They don't suspect. -Are you sure?

-For you. -Thanks.

You look elegant.

No, I didn't even choose the clothes. Where is he?

But.

Great.

-We will? -We will.

-Edouard? -Sim?

You have finally arrived.

-Good night. -Good night.

Soon.

Much pleasure.

Edouard. Much pleasure.

-Vincent. -Pleasure.

It's ok. Two kisses.

-It is that you leaned over ... -It was to smell your perfume.

-"Eau Sauvage"? -Isso mesmo.

Love. I used to use.

Sure.

-I brought a wine. -Great.

-You ... -Leave me.

-And ... -And leave it to me.

-Thanks. - See you soon.

So, Béné? How is it going?

Things are always fine with me.

-It is hot here. - Take off the suit.

...

Good, then.

Your little wine is great.

- It's a Cheval Blanc. -Really? Wonderful.

-You're crazy! -Is a pleasure.

Is it a 1978?

-No, 1982. -Of course. Great harvest.

It's very tannic.

You think? Wait a second.

I think you're overreacting.

It's very fruity, very mineral ...

Of course it is fruity.

It even has some ... raspberry tips .

Red fruits, yes. But not raspberry.

It's more like blueberry, or even blackberry.

Yes, but the mint is very striking.

Really. It has mint notes.

I do not think so.

Or well hidden behind the "sous-bois".

-The dominant aroma is coffee. -Coffee?

Just try again.

After the crispest notes pass ,

almost grilled, the aroma is released.

- Even the merlot appears. -It is true.

That's exactly it. You really know about wine.

Flo said you were a doctor,

but you are a winemaker, aren't you?

I'm just an alcoholic, but since it's not a profession ...

Vincent taught me everything about wine.

Since we started dating, I no longer drink bum wine.

I mean, since we split up.

Cheval Blanc is not drunk with potatoes.

Let's have dinner.

Vincent never wanted to work in the city.

-And what are you, Béné? -Teacher.

-really? -University professor.

-Teacher of what? -From Japanese.

Vincent, please ...

Do you teach Japanese? Did you know that I lived in Japan?

-Really? -Long time.

Have you ever been to Japan, Vincent?

Do not.

Ok.

-I did not know that. -I didn't tell you everything, love.

"Amor"...

What did you do there?

A stage of shiatsu.

I was a boy, I didn't know what I wanted from life,

and it helped give me a north.

I was going to stay a month, but I stayed two years.

-Amazing, isn't it? -Do not know. I did not understand.

-Neither. -It's all right.

-And do you still practice shiatsu? -Yes.

This interests me, because I am in pain ...

Of course, you have a contracture in your neck.

-As you know? -I already noticed.

Do you have tingling in your feet in the morning?

-No. -Yes I have.

It is true.

It is the sternocleidomastoid. I can?

It can.

Let's relax the muscle.

Right here. Look that.

Right here.

It's very good. Damn it...

Vincent...

How nice...

-Sorry Sorry. -Ready.

-He's good with his hands. -It does.

Vincent, and your sciatica?

-I have no problem. -You always complain about pain.

- Pain in the buttocks? -No.

-Yes, yes. -Yes, yes.

Do not.

It doesn't hurt anymore.

- Give me your hand. -I'm fine, I swear.

-He doesn't like to be touched ... -It doesn't matter.

-The shiatsu is different. - You don't have to.

Give me your hand. It costs nothing.

Sure...

Does it hurt when I press here?

-No. -Liar.

Raise.

- You don't have to. - Get up.

I'll get up.

- Take off the suit. - You don't have to.

Take off your suit, Vincent.

I didn't ask you to take your panties off.

Take off the suit.

-Do you need to be without a suit? -Is better.

Now relax your arms.

This, relax your arms.

Like this. That, just a little bit.

Now let go.

Relax. Close your arms like that.

At three, it expires very deep, okay?

One two Three.

-Ready. -Saw?

-Tomorrow you will be great. -You'll win the match.

He hates losing.

- Football match? -Tennis.

-Nice. You play well? -Game.

Level 3.5.

-But I was 4.5. -Not bad.

He plays well.

He even faced a professional.

Who?

It was thanks to Flo.

They organized a meeting with professionals.

I played a little with Thierry Tulasne.

Who is Thierry Tulasne? It is not very well known.

He's very famous.

-Less than Noah. -And you, less than Beyoncé.

He's not the most famous in the world, but he's a great tennis player.

Thank you.

Federer told me he was inspired by his effect.

Do you know Federer?

He is famous.

I don't know Federer.

Our daughters go to the same school.

-You have a daughter? -Have.

I have two.

I know. I know there are two.

I see the toys and stuff, but she hides the girls.

Is not it.

I'm just waiting for the right moment.

-What's your name? -Zoe.

Like Florence's car. Funny.

-And how old is Zoé? -Eleven.

Are you going to enter 6th year?

At the same school as Federer's daughter?

-No, she is already in 7th grade. -What?

-How many years did she jump? -Three.

-She is gifted. -Great!

It's not great. It's pretty complicated.

She needs constant monitoring.

You are always in need of encouragement.

She takes fencing, piano, chess ...

And now paint.

It is not easy for parents.

-I suppose. -No, I don't think so.

So I can't imagine.

She has entered a math competition now.

I didn't even know it existed.

There are universities in the US keeping an eye on her.

-Really? -It's an absurd!

We have the same problem with NASA.

They want to send our son to the moon.

Truth?

Do not.

No, Mathias repeated the year,

and only read comic books.

Emma just wants to know about piercing and beacon.

And Julien despises us because we are not intellectuals.

Sorry for having a normal family.

What happened to you, Vincent?

-I'm just kidding. -It is not funny.

Our kids are great.

It is not always easy, but I am not ashamed of them.

I do not have it either.

I only said the truth.

The failure is not the end of the world.

-I've also failed. -I will cite your example.

Don't be ridiculous, Vincent.

Explain me something:

what do you do with your life besides talking to federer?

Nothing more.

Edouard sold his company at a good price 10 years ago

and now he's enjoying life.

-What a dream! -I was lucky.

People bought anything at the time.

And how do you spend your time?

I'm looking for a way to spend my money.

As I have a lot, it takes time.

-Douchebag. -Do not exaggerate.

I liked him. It's a beautiful couple.

"Beautiful"? He's filthy. You are blind?

Don't treat me badly just because he knows Federer.

He's a liar.

You are very naive. I need to walk.

Liar...

I've met a lot of assholes, but this ...

Lying asshole ...

-Florence? -What?

You just got panties. This is normal?

Yeah, because I want to wear a lot of panties today.

It is too much to take a boat.

Is it to take sneakers or boots?

Bread, butter, cereal, brioches ...

Do you still have toast?

I have to buy toast all the time.

There's still Nutella.

-I'm not your mother, but good morning. -OK. Hi.

-Want to have lunch? -No broccoli. Please.

Okay, I'm going to make leeks.

Leek vinaigrette. And the rest...

Ended.

What is it? Did you eat the dog's food?

Does he actually eat your food?

And then?

You are kind of selfish. Go there.

Go there.

We could eat not Gianni's restaurant.

Good idea. His pizza is great.

Road...

No more milk.

Mathias, can you get milk from your mother's house?

Forget it, the speaker is no longer here .

I will eat with water. Great.

What is happening?

-Nothing. I like cereal with water. -I can go if I want.

No, I promised her that you wouldn't go there.

-Why? -Because I promised your mother

that you wouldn't go there.

You keep questioning adults over and over.

What did I just say?

What did I just say?

I hope it all goes well.

Yeah, I hope so too.

What are they doing?

Let's go for a walk, Chacha.

What is mom doing?

What is mom up to?

Hi.

Is the bib with you? Her favorite, you know?

Blue, with the little letters.

-A, B, C, D... -Hi, Vincent.

Let's go for a boat ride. Good weekend.

Sissoko dribbles ... Sissoko ...

Quiet. You don't even have to look at the ball.

Morteau!

Have fun. Goodbye.

-Was cool. Let's repeat. -Come, yes.

Bye, Edouard!

All right?

He did not stop talking about his gifted daughter.

I almost threw myself into the sea.

Do I have a learning disability?

-And my ass hurts. -Why?

-What did he do to you? -Nothing!

He just doesn't know how to surf the waves.

Are you sleeping, Vincent?

Sorry to bother you.

I needed to vent.

I was an idiot. Sorry.

No, the idiot was me.

I shouldn't have sent the kids.

Was cool?

They were sulking,

but they are sulking even when they are happy.

I wanted to be with them tomorrow. I can?

-Yes. I will wake them up. -It's ok.

Do you know what we're going to do?

We're going to sleep at your place. Then they wake up with you.

It's ok.

Blessed?

Blessed?

Agree.

We are going to sleep at Florence's house.

-Good night. -Good night.

Good night, Béné.

Bravo!

All right?

-Hi darling. - It's dad.

She is great.

But it is unfair to put her after that big one.

It is true. She is not ugly, but she is small.

-Skinny. -It looks like a mint popsicle.

Shit!

-Bravo! -Bravo!

-She got better. -she is.

-Bravo! -Bravo!

-I was last. -Penultimate.

-I am terrible. -It's not, my angel.

-It is not. -I thought it was great.

I wouldn't know what to do with the bat.

You were very ...

You were attacked. They even booed the winner.

It was not so.

-So we don't have tomatoes. - Next year, we'll bring it.

-And rotten fruit. -A frozen chicken.

Great!

-A fetus. -A cat fetus.

We think.

I'm late. Can you give me a ride, dear?

I said "honey" ... I'm crazy.

Come on, my baby.

-Bye my loves. -Goodbye.

Shall we drive, dear?

-She said "honey". -IS.

Here, my angel.

If Edouard's daughter did twirling, she would be a champion.

World champion.

That dinner was nice.

-Seriously? -Seriously.

-I enjoyed meeting him. -How nice!

He's amazing. With an ordinary life.

Incredible things always happen to him.

At first I thought he exaggerated,

but over time I realized that he really has a crazy life.

He's funny.

"With time"? Have you known each other for a long time?

Yeah, it's been a while.

-Since when? -From Caen.

I really want to know.

I met him in Caen.

- Was it really in Caen? -Was.

But when?

About five years ago. Do not know.

When were we still together?

That's what I just said.

Watch out! Are you crazy?

-Were we married? -We had taken a break.

Seriously?

We decided to get away to think and enjoy life.

Your idea.

-Thinking is not having sex. -One does not exclude the other.

"Enjoying life" is not having sex with a stranger on the street

and shoot everything!

You should have taken advantage.

You cheated on me for five years with an asshole.

Now is he an asshole?

He's the biggest asshole, liar, pretentious

and self-centered that I've seen.

You can move on, but I can't.

Did I say that, by any chance?

You can catch all the assholes in town. I do not care.

-So stop pissing me off. -Me?

And that wagon with a sparrow voice?

"wagon "? Béné?

I forbid you to speak like that.

I am a free woman.

I am also free. Get out of my car.

-Pathetic. -Get out! Come on.

-Go there for your pregnant women. -And your ridiculous works?

-Go eat placenta! -I'm not listening!

I'm in the car, and you've been abandoned.

Is that how you talk to your children's mother?

- Did you postpone the meeting with Bajman? - I postponed.

Coutine wants to do a thorough inspection of the work.

-He said that? -I think so.

This is good...

What is it?

You forgot this in my office.

-But what ... -I'll try to be clearer.

I don't like your flowers,

your way and your ties.

-Forget me. I was clear? -But...

No "more".

-Don't send me any more flowers. -It was not me.

-It was not? -No.

-So who did it? -Do not know.

"Edouard".

-It was Edouard. -IS...

This time it passes, but that doesn't happen again.

Good day sir.

Let's see ...

Good implantation in the uterine cavity.

What is it?

The forearm, the radio,

the penis ...

What?

The penis.

The lintel, the sex, the lollipop, the phallus, the bald ...

We said we didn't want to know the sex.

Really?

I did not say anything.

Goodbye.

How are you, Jean-Luc?

"Meet me at Gianni's restaurant .

I want to talk outside the home. Love you. Emma ".

I think you know the way.

-Oi, Gianni. -Hello, Florence.

Hi Vincent ...

I want to speak on behalf of everyone about something important.

We think you guys love each other and should be together again.

-What? -What?

We see your complicity. One cannot live without the other.

You have the same tastes.

And they combine much more than with the other two.

-Is that serious? -It's a joke?

Does it look like we're kidding?

-Why don't you try? - Give it a try.

-Impossible. -Impossible.

-Why? -Why not.

-That. -Why not what?

-We don't love each other anymore. -That.

-Is not true. -Yes it is.

There is no more desire, interest, complicity, humor,

willingness to know the other, to know what the other does ...

No more desire ...

Your father wants to say that we respect each other, but it's over.

I'm with Edouard, and your father is with Béné.

-You don't love them. -Yes, I love.

My relationship with Béné is serious.

She is a captivating, generous woman ... Faithful.

Certainly.

They must have lots of plans together, right?

She is young. You don't notice it, but it is.

She must want to have a child soon.

Why not? It's our plan.

In preparation, by the way.

-Who has three has four. -You already have four.

Really. So five. It makes no difference.

But Dad and Béné have known each other for much less time

than mom and edouard.

Really?

-Since when? -Everyone knew less about me.

In fact, Edouard and I are planning,

in the near future ,

live together.

At his house, I imagine. His house is nicer.

It has a bathtub, sauna, swimming pool ...

There is no swimming pool.

But he decided to build a

after you met Phelps.

Even though your father is very funny,

mommy doesn't love him anymore.

It is very sad and even painful, but it is true.

I think we were clear.

Dot.

-Thanks. Good night. -Thank you.

-What are you doing? -Your bags.

- Aren't we going to sleep here? -No, with your mother.

-Good night people. -Hello!

-What is happening? -Let's sleep here.

No, I changed my mind.

I have to do something with Béné.

-What? -A son.

But...

-Now? -I'm 42 years old.

I don't know how many I'll have in 10.

I don't want to have an old son.

What are you talking about?

-And I'm having an erection. -What?

Let's enjoy. Hold this.

They'll be gaping at your mother's house.

Hurry up. How easy!

What is happening?

Dad wants to make a son with Béné.

-What? Now? -He's having an erection.

He won't be my dad anymore . Warning soon.

Calm down, dear. Do not worry.

-What's it? -Vincent wants to have a child.

Legal.

Or not.

He's not my father anymore .

Then change the father.

-Call Edouard for a father. -What?

You can say "daddy" to improve English.

Are you crazy?

-What are you doing? -I'm doing...

A new family, hey.

-What? -That's right.

I'm going to marry Edouard.

Or?

Don't you want to talk a little, Flo?

Yes, I do , but I need to do something.

What?

-I'll be back. -Where are you going?

Pay close attention:

you can forget the trip to Réunion, because ...

Oi, Béné.

The family and the island are mine, my parents' party too,

and I don't want you on my island.

And hopefully you lose the money for the ticket.

What do you think?

That I'm going to fly 10,000km to see your face?

Go to your damn island to be eaten by sharks.

And I talk to your mom whenever I want.

Two days ago, she said I was a daughter to her.

I mean, a son.

You understood me.

Bag...

No, I can't.

I can't look at him. Here you go.

It's all here. Thanks.

-I can not take it anymore. -What?

The cough syrup is here. And the teddy bear, inside.

-Hello! -What's up?

-They're weird, right? -Much.

But I'm getting married.

And I heard that you 're going to have a child. Congratulations.

-Amazing, isn't it? -IS.

- Did she sleep well? -You fell asleep, the lucky one.

-Yeah, being able to sleep is good. -IS.

-Is she looking at me? -It is. It's him?

Is.

-What do we do? -Keep calm.

The dust will settle, and everything will be back to normal.

Let's have a laugh and come back, okay?

One two Three...

Less, less.

See you.

-I'm going to run away from home. -You don't have to go.

Do not worry. Let's get rid of them.

-Thanks. -You're welcome.

-I can not. -What?

I can't concentrate.

And you make a lot of noise by turning the pages.

I'm not well. I do not know what to do.

I can't impose that on you,

a gynecologist with children.

I think we have to ...

Calm calm.

Can send.

SOCORRO, GUY!

Excuse.

HELP, GUY! I am "alone" and afraid.

SOMEONE HAS JUST ENTERED.

Damn it...

What is it, Guy?

You wrote "sosinha".

-Don't you know how to write? - You donkey.

I WRONG WRITING BECAUSE I'M TORRED BY FEAR.

Damn it...

- "Tormented" ... -So what?

Does Mother become Baudelaire when she is attacked?

It is a normal word.

Only if it is at the court of Louis XIV.

Baudelaire is not from the time of Louis XIV.

Give me that instead of writing bullshit.

QUICK!

Road...

At least it was short.

Who are you?

Pronto, Florence.

I caught him.

-Hello. -It's all right?

-All. -Sleep well?

More or less. There was confusion outside.

I didn't hear anything.

Do you make tea? I'm going to exercise.

MISSED CALL

It's me. I'm at the police station.

The children went crazy and attacked Edouard.

Call me. And keep an eye on Béné.

Blessed?

Blessed?

Why do we always end up at the police station with them ?

Do not know.

-Bené okay? -It is.

No complaints.

What?

E Edouard?

It had been a detail, all right.

- Stop the drama. -Drama?

I rubbed my parts on a mustache.

This is not normal.

It is true that it is not normal.

-What is not normal? -Nothing.

MS. Corrigan and mr. Leroy, Judge Rousseau will receive you.

-Good Morning. -Good Morning.

-Is Judge Rousseau you? -I am.

Changed name?

-No, I got divorced. -Like us.

It was with the lady. In Caen.

Did you come just for that?

-Gentil on your part. -No, I moved.

Understand.

Like people.

Adolescence is difficult.

Old age is also not such things.

I'd rather squeeze a pimple than poop in my pants.

Sorry, sorry.

Divorce moves them. Especially at that age.

The children wish to resume their parents' marriage.

But in that case, they attacked their comrades.

IS...

How do you explain this?

How to explain?

There is something about your behavior,

in their relationships, way of life, I don't know,

to imply that the marriage is not over?

Do not.

Do you see each other often?

Do they live far from each other?

-Far? -Far?

Geographically?

In terms of distance? It's like your office.

It depends on the dimensions of this room.

I met separate couples who lived on the same floor.

No...

We live much further than that.

- Did you have a fourth child? -We did.

Did you have a child after the divorce?

It is, but it is a small child. Wee.

So it's not that clear, is it?

You will not be able to have other relationships

if they don't understand that yours is over.

But she finished, Your Honor.

We can't stand and fight all the time.

In fact, his presence here ...

And I? What do you think?

I'm sick of looking at her.

-I doubt if I'm straight. -Equally.

-I prefer to have sex with you. -Without thinking twice.

-Here, now, on the table. - Stop, stop. Enough.

It is not at all clear.

You have to tear up the family photo.

But it is torn, Your Honor. I do not believe this...

I told you, we fight all the time.

After a week together, they would file for divorce.

-Four days are enough. -Yeah, four days.

We bring you here

because we realize a lot.

-You gave ... -A shout.

-A cry ... -From cholera.

-That's also ... -Love.

And we listened, so we made a difficult decision.

- It was very difficult. -It concerns you.

Let's resume the relationship.

"Come on" who?

Us, me, her, your father and your mother. Your parents.

-They're playing? -No.

Are you really going to come back?

-We will. -But wasn't it impossible?

But that was before. These things change.

Couple life is like that.

Didn't like it?

- We like it. -Clear!

Very cool!

-And the houses? How is it going to be? -Calm calm.

We said we would try.

I'm sure it will work.

Sure, let's try.

We will see your grandparents at Reunion.

Don't be angry if it doesn't work.

This is important,

but, if you felt that it is not working,

just talk, and we separate.

-But just trying is already great. -Really.

But it's like you at school.

You can fail even if you have studied.

For sure.

Wait. I got it.

-Leave it. -Thanks.

Will you let me carry everything?

I spent 12 hours in economy class.

-And I was an executive? -You are small.

You can even sleep in the vomit bag.

-Look how he talks to me. -Just kidding.

It is not funny.

I said you were small, not ugly.

Look, it's not working. I will come back.

Do I have to go through Customs again?

Sir, to go to Arcachon ...

Excuse. What did we agree?

Really. It's ok.

-Excuse. -I'm sorry.

-I'll take the suitcase. -We take it with us.

Did you see how we're trying?

If it doesn't work, don't be upset.

We already know. Where's Charlotte?

-Charlotte? -Charlotte!

Charlotte?

My baby! You are not a suitcase.

Why did you go up there, baby?

-It's all right? -Can not.

Hello!

Are they! Are they!

-My Flo ... -All right?

-Hi daughter. -Hi.

All right?

How are you, Nathalie?

I missed you.

I even missed its smell.

You are handsome.

-You did, didn't you? -No.

I cried when Flo said you were back.

The last time had been when you parted ways.

And before that, when Mom died.

I don't like to think about her. Why do you remind me of that?

He returned!

He is here!

Flo!

-Flo, my dear! -Marie-Jo!

All right?

Did you arrive yesterday?

How was the trip?

There they are!

Mireille!

Did a good travel? Tiring?

Do you want to drink something?

No, let them arrive. There was no time to breathe.

You stay in my room.

-Seriously? -It's the biggest bed in the house.

To make up for lost time.

And what is this?

Your bridesmaid dress. Liked?

Liked it.

-Florence was designed here. -Mother...

Are you going to bathe or have lunch?

-Take a bath. -Let's have lunch.

Which priest will perform the ceremony, Nathalie?

Father André. Father André.

Why don't you enjoy it and get married again?

It would be fun.

We need to get to know each other a little better.

The children prepared a surprise.

It's time.

-I don't read well. -Much less me. Go deep.

It's ok.

Good...

"There were sleepless nights .

Because sometimes it 's hard to see your parents from the crib

until the divorce, that everything shatters.

But behold, the light returns. They met again.

Everyone knows they were made for each other ".

Bravo!

A kiss!

A little kiss, come on!

We will! A kiss!

We already kissed in the morning.

But we didn't see it.

A kiss, then.

No, this is not a kiss.

A real kiss.

Now yes.

-Why did you use your tongue? -You too.

My tongue stayed in my mouth.

It is normal for tongues to meet in the kiss.

-The problem was exactly that. -We have to pretend.

After 20 years, no couple kisses with tongue.

This is depressing.

-I'm leaving. -IS? To where?

Sei lá: Plain Sans Souci, Rio des Galets,

does not matter...

It looks like you know the island.

Goodbye.

Excuse.

What the hell...

-I'm not going to last a week. - It won't last that long.

It's ok. Of course.

OK Bye.

Hi Mom. All right?

Hi darling.

All bad, actually. I cried all morning.

It's only 8am.

But with the time zone,

it's two more hours of tears.

What happened?

Last night, I wanted to do that with your father,

but he didn't want to.

But mom ...

Yeah, I'm not going to talk about it with my daughter.

Excuse.

All right mother?

No, because I wanted to do that to your father ...

Dad didn't want to have sex, and Mom is upset.

No problem. It happens.

-What happens? -Daddy doesn't want to have sex.

-Where is he? -On the beach, I think.

We fought because I wanted to do that ...

For Mother. It's disgusting.

Everyone thinks I'm disgusting.

You are beautiful.

What if you dress up a little more?

-I wore red panties ... -Mom!

Don't you like red? It would be the same if it were blue.

You are the woman in Dad's life.

The desire will return.

But how about taking a shower? It stinks of the onion.

Hi, Béné. It's me.

I know I shouldn't call, but I wanted to.

It is 10:10 am here, so it must be 8:10 am in France.

It's two hours apart.

It is little, by the way,

if you think about distance ...

As it's 10 am flight, I imagined it would be more ...

Although the flight duration

it's not about the time zone, I think.

A kiss.

I'm an idiot.

We are shod.

What are you doing?

Listening to a beautiful message that Béné sent me.

What a coincidence! Edouard sent an exciting one.

-Really? -IS.

-When? -Still now.

-Still now? -IS.

Funny. Your cell phone is on the nightstand.

Tell that story to the children.

You're right.

Why did I say that?

-What is that? -That you didn't want to have sex.

Good idea. With a sad face?

I pretended I was crying and everything.

-Great. -No, they didn't call.

For them, we just need to be together.

It will be more difficult than I thought.

-What they talked? -"Go take a shower".

Yeah, you stink of the onion.

You don't know how to do that. I'll fix it now, now.

And I'm getting on the plane today.

Will take.

-Where are they? -On the beach.

-I said you slept there. -Why?

You lie a lot.

Leave it to me.

Did you sleep here?

Is that you.

-With your mother ... -I know.

Do you want me to bring you coffee?

You don't have to.

I will drink sea water.

What you want?

When it doesn't work, it doesn't work.

At least, we tried. We will.

Wait. It's only the second day.

Don't push yourself too hard.

They look like two teenagers before the first time.

Teens are not. Much less your mother.

I have no desire for her anymore .

What can I do? And she doesn't try.

-She put on red panties. -IS...

Does your mom in panties turn you on, by any chance?

-No. -It's the same with me.

But you also have to make an effort.

Sometimes I force myself to access porn sites.

- Porn sites? -IS.

What does this have to do?

When there is attachment, we strive.

Do you have a pornography attachment ?

Since I started watching.

That and a woman are two different things.

Wow! You have a lot to learn.

How to explain it? What is your favorite dish?

- Favorite dish? -IS.

Porco caramelizado.

Imagine that you eat this every day.

Sometimes even more than once.

Ok.

After 20 years, you ca n't take any more pig.

Even in red panties.

-Thanks for the picture. -You chose the dish.

Just eat spring rolls now and then.

If nobody finds out ...

Don't destroy what you built with Mom.

The family is important.

It's ok?

I'm going there. See you.

It won't be easy at all.

This button is to bend the rod.

And turns easily.

It is a portable steam broom .

Very easy to use.

Hello.

Have you been in here all morning?

Silence!

It's not possible...

You can't smoke on Charlotte's side.

I arrived first. She came later.

Enough. Give it to me. Get up.

-Let's take a walk. -Where?

It is surprise.

Hurry up. Get up.

And this goes to waste alone?

It's your father's.

Come on. Will be cool.

Buy this innovative steam broom.

I don't want to go for a walk. I want to sleep. I'm tired.

No, the broom cost 79.99.

If you weren't so slow,

we would have bought two in the promotion.

We don't need two. We are a neighbor.

I don't want to have to get the steam broom from your house.

We're not together? So we just need one.

We are not going to fight over something we don't even buy.

I can not take it anymore.

Make up something for us to come back.

May I help.

Mom stumbled.

-I have to go home. -Don't touch.

It's itchy.

It's nettle. The feeling is horrible.

-Do you have a cream? - I didn't.

-There's a way to relieve it. -Which?

-Pee on her leg. -You are crazy?

Mom, Dad is a doctor. He knows what he's talking about.

Stop it.

-Works with jellyfish. -I'm not jellyfish.

-Come on, Emma. -What?

-With women. -No, it's disgusting.

It's not disgusting.

It is only more unpleasant than peeing while standing.

But we are not going to debate gender equality now.

I will not do it!

I'm going home.

No, it's great here.

Where's the surprise, Mathias?

It's right there.

Watch out, it's dangerous.

It's really dangerous.

Safada.

Wow...

-Beautiful, isn't it? -IS.

Is brown.

It's empty.

No, I think it's beautiful. It looks like Mars.

It is symbolic. The volcano is as old as you are.

It is love that flows. It's fire.

As in Brel's music.

I'm a little worried.

Are you drunk?

Enough.

I really do not like. It's banana.

Comes. Dad doesn't look well.

Ok...

Road...

I take care of that.

What are you doing?

Trying to hit the duck.

It's too far. Wait.

Hurry up, or it will end.

Is almost.

Wait...

Congratulations!

My turn.

Put it on the floor. Let's go for a walk.

I can't go around naked.

-Why don't you come in? -It's ok.

- Bye, duckling! -Goodbye!

-Dad and Mom are back. -Come here.

Virginie!

-I don't want to swim. -Damn it...

Wait, I want to pee again.

Did it hurt?

-You're in a state ... -I'm not.

No? Peeing in the pool, emptying the bar ...

What is yours? That’s not possible.

Everyone will be worried. Children too.

Worried why?

Emma thinks you don't love each other.

-She said that? -Clear!

-It's working. -What?

Did you really think I was going to go back to that idiot?

Vincent!

Vincent, it worked!

-The kids said ... -Paul, come here.

Leave them.

They said we don't love each other.

What a joke...

-It's over! -Ended!

Finally.

I don't know who's going with Marie-Jo.

Have Pascal make two trips.

Hi Mom.

-Are you not ready yet? - Come on.

Listen here...

-We won't be late. -Liar.

But not with me. What is your problem?

-You are unhappy. -No, we're fine.

Great even.

It was time that we were hardly so well.

You look beautiful.

-It is too late? -IS.

What a hangover ...

Can you pass the water to me?

You are wearing my shirt.

Vincent...

Speaking my name ... You look weird today.

I do not like it. Hand me the underwear.

I don't want you to see me naked.

Thank you.

I do not remember anything.

I was talking about religion with Father André.

And then, total white.

Nothing at all. No memory.

As if I had been drugged.

Get out.

Scoundrel!

Hello how are you?

I'm glad you came!

Nathalie, Jean-Pierre,

your love has lasted 40 years.

They declared, before God,

their family and friends too ...

They asked that ...

They asked...

Béné? Wait a minute. Does not turn off.

Does not turn off.

Wait.

Pronto, Béné.

What do you mean, finished?

If I called 20 times it was because you didn't answer.

It is not harassment. Just change the number.

-But what is this? -Give me that.

Are you crazy? Hello?

What are you doing?

We made love all night, and you don't remember.

And will you talk to the girlfriend in the middle of the ceremony?

You will pay me, scoundrel!

- Give the cell phone back. -Look.

Do you like him?

There, take this.

Vincent!

Flo?

Flo?

Flo?

Flo!

Flo?

Flo?

Vincent!

You gave me a fright.

You blew it.

It was all for you. I was so happy...

And we were treated like imbeciles.

Your selfish.

-Sorry ... -Shut up.

Mostly you.

Parent ... -Nathalie ...

No!

We want to go home.

-I understand, but ... -Sorry.

We are not sorry.

-We understand. -You are sick.

You cannot be together. It's dangerous.

-We don't want to see you together. -Never.

Did you hear?

Okay, I promise.

I promise.

It's ok.

Let's go.

-Are you ready, Juju? -I am. Relax.

Mathias!

-Come on, it's 8am. -Relax.

Can you go to the school meeting about the trip to Rome?

Do not know. What time?

- At 5pm. -In the middle of the afternoon, dear?

Can or can not?

Did you ask your father? Juju!

-He will work. -Me too, my angel.

I'll try, but you should have warned me earlier.

Bye, dear. Good morning to you.

-Hi Dad. -Hi.

Hi.

-It's all right? -All. Is that you?

Comes.

-Good Morning. -Hello.

Right. Let's give the floor to Valentine.

Let's talk about the agenda.

Mrs. Lécaire, first pregnancy at 28:

normal picture ...

Hi.

We have to tell them.

-No. -Yes.

No, it's still early. They will be upset.

Mathias was in recovery again.

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