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Hey.
Hey.
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Who are you faxing so early
in the morning?
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Oh, um...
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Kinda hard to explain.
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I don't have a ton of contact
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with the Scranton branch,
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but before I left,
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I took a box
of Dwight's stationery.
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So from time to time,
I send Dwight faxes.
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From himself.
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From the future.
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"Dwight,
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"At 8:00 A.M. today,
someone poisons the coffee.
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"Do notdrink the coffee.
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"More instructions will follow.
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"Cordially, Future Dwight"
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Nooo!
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You'll thank me later.
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There she is.
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Jan Levinson.Michael.
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First thing in the morning.
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I love to start my day
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with a hearty bowl of Jan.
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Michael.
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♪ Just call me Levinson
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♪ In the morning
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♪ Baby
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Michael.
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Yes.
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I'm here to tell you
that we are closing
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the Scranton branch.
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I don't understand.
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The board voted last night
to close your branch.
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On whom's authority?
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The board's.
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W
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I'm very sorry.
I-I... pssh.
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I don't relish
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telling you this.
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Uh, you've been a big part
of this company.
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And the board asked me
to thank you
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for your years of service.
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You're welcome.
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A small number of people
will be transferred
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to the Stamford branch,
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and the rest will be getting
severance packages.
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Am I a small number person
or a severance package person?
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Well, we haven't made
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final decisions
about personnel yet.
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But you're a severance
package person.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
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I don't really get it.
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Because we are not doing that
bad
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All numbers are gonna come up
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It's not all
about numbers, Michael.
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Well... It's... it's about talent.
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Oh, you gotta... Josh?
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Our CFO believes
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that Josh is going to play
an important role... Josh.
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In our company's future.
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Oh, really?
What role is that?
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Yes, really. King of the stupid universe?
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It is an outrage.
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That's all.
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It's...
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They're making a huge,
huge mistake.
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Let's see Josh
replace these people.
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Let's see Josh
find another Stanley.
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You think Stanleys
grow on trees?
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Well, they don't.
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There is no Stanley tree.
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Do you think the world
is crawling with Phyllises?
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Show me that farm.
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With Phyllises and Kevins
sprouting up
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all over the place,
ripe for the plucking.
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Show me that farm.
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Pictures.
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Memories.
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Look at that.
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They grow up so fast.
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Hey, stranger.
Don't say that.
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That just sounds weird.
Please.
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Sorry, I just feel like
we haven't talked in a while.
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Well, we have nothing
to talk about, Dwight.
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Just do your work.
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While you still can.
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When you become close
with someone,
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you develop a kind
of sixth sense.
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You can read their moods
like a book.
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Right now, the title
of Michael's book
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is Something Weird Is Going On.
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Colon:
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What Did Jan Say?
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The Michael Scott Story.
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By Michael Scott.
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With Dwight Schrute.
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Hey, um, did you hear
about your friends
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in Pennsylvania?
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Rumor has it that
the Scranton branch is "gklch."
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Really?
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Wow, that's too bad.
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Um...
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Sorry.
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Scranton branch is closing?
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In your face.
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Well, I work here now.
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Mmmm! Sucka.
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Are you okay?
D... Yeah.
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Great, amazing.
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Best physical condition
of my life.
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What did Jan want?
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Nothing.
Just checking in.
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I can't tell you, so.
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What can't you tell me?
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Nothing.
Pam.
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What difference does it make?
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We'll all be gone
in a few weeks anyway.
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What?
What?
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You just said
that we're gonna be gone...
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Do I have any messages?
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Michael, what's going on?
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Okay.
Okay.
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Listen up, everybody.
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I have some news.
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We are screwed.
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Dunder-Mifflin Scranton
is being shut down.
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Michael, uh...
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We shouldn't be talking
about this
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until all the decisions
have been made.
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You knew about this
all along, didn't you?
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Jan told me just a few minutes
before she told you.
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Traitor.
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You are a traitor.
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What about us, Michael?
Do we still have jobs?
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I don't know.
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Probably not.
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This is the worst.
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It makes perfect sense
that it would happen today
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because I just received this
in the mail.
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1,000 business cards
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with this address
and phone number.
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I don't want to blame anyone
in particular.
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I think everyone's to blame.
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If I get to stay
and Ryan is laid off,
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I will kill myself.
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Like Romeo and Juliet.
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The Claire Danes one.
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♪ Stamford Connecticut
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♪ Stamford Connecticut
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I worked in Scranton for really
long time.
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And its gonna be weird that its
all disappearing.
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I mean I was knowing that branch will shutdown
someday and just figured that would be Micheal
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sold the building for some magic
beans.
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I couldn't be happier.
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I'm gonna take the severance
and retire.
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My wife and I are gonna travel.
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I really couldn't be happier.
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Its a blessing in the disguise
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Actually not even in disguise.
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Sometimes at home I answer the
phone Dunder-Mifflin this is pam.
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So maybe that will stop now.
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What does that mean?
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Well, some of us are fired. And
a few are going to cinedicate.
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I no further gonna work here
without pam.
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You know that Cinderella song
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You don'’t know what you got till
its gone.
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It pretty much says it better
than how I know.
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I have said in words.
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Hey, Mike.Darrel.
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Noble Darrel.
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Look, I heard
about the office. Oh.
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Tough break.
I know.
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I know.
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Well, I'll land on my feet.
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Yeah.
Don't worry about me.
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I wasn't.
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So you'll be okay too.
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You're a warrior.
You're smart, capable.
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You'll find something else,
and...
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Actually, Bob Vance bought out
the warehouse.
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So he's keeping on
the whole crew.
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So we're good.
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Awesome.
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This is my house.
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The CFO's taking away my house
and giving it to Josh.
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And Josh is giving the garage
to Bob Vance.
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Pah.
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All right, listen up.
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Some of you may have heard
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some rumors
about the branch closing.
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But I am not
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going to take this lying down.
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I have a plan,
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and I am going to save our jobs.
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So just hang in there.
Let's go.
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Yes!
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Oh, good.
You're bringing Dwight.
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Yes.
This might get ugly.
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I'm gonna need backup.
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What's the plan?
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Go to New York.
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Confront the CFO.
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Show him he's making a mistake.
Save the branch.
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Can I drive?
No way.
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Shotgun!
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No, there's no one else.
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Still.
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Thank you very much.
Okay.
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Secretary says Wallace
is away for the day... Agh.
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And won't be coming back
into the office.
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Okay, okay.
Um...
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But...
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do not worry.
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I have his home address...
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right here.
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Why?
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Christmas card list.
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You send him cards?
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You've never met him.
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Well, when I do,
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we'll have something
to talk about.
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Hey, do you have a second?
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Sure, what's up?
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I-I know it's not definite,
or whatever,
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but, uh, do you know
who's coming over here
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from Scranton?
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I honestly don't.
I don't know.
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Okay.
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So is it, like, sales
or... accountants or...
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You know what, Jim?
I wouldn't worry about it.
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What does that mean?
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Hi. Jan, hey.
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Oh, good, you're both here.
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Ready to talk logistics?
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I just feel like it could have
been something special
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if we could have kept
working together.
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But...
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I'm gonna go someplace else,
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and you're gonna go
someplace else.
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It just doesn't make sense.
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This kind of worked out
perfectly for me.
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I got some good experience.
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Um, Michael's gonna write me
a great recommendation.
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And as far as
me and Kelly goes...
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I think it's for the best.
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Okay.
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This is it.
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This is exactly
what Michael Moore does.
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Famous documentarian.
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He goes up to people
with a camera,
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and he's like,
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"Why did you do this?
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"Why did you pollute?
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You are bad.
You're a bad person."
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It's very dramatic.
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Although I can't say
I was a big fan
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of Bowling For Columbine.
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Because I thought it
was gonna be
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a bowling movie.
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Like Kingpin.
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And it wasn't.
It was something else.
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So.
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Josh will be running
what is now called
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Dunder-Mifflin Northeast,
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which is all the offices
north of Stamford.
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And Jim, if you want the job,
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you'll be his number two.
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Wow. Uh, sure.
Absolutely.
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Awesome. 'Scuse me, Jan. I'm sorry.
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00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,076
I'm gonna have
to stop you there.
272
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,644
I, um...
273
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,515
will not be taking the job.
274
00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:47,559
W...
275
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:48,604
Excu
276
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,389
As of today, I have accepted
277
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,000
a senior management position
at Staples.
278
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,611
Today.
279
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,743
Mm-hmm.
280
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,701
You leveraged your new position
with us
281
00:10:58,745 --> 00:10:59,615
into another offer?
282
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,399
Damn it, Josh.
283
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:05,055
This whole restructuring thing
was based around keeping you.
284
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,404
I...
285
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,015
I'm sorry, all right?
It's done.
286
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,016
It's done.
287
00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,365
I gotta make some calls.
288
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:11,888
Excuse me.
I'm sorry, Jim.
289
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,328
Say what you will
about Michael Scott.
290
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,591
But he would never do that.
291
00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,073
So.
292
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:23,770
Do you know
what you're gonna say
293
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,162
when he shows up?
294
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,511
I will improvise.
295
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,687
I will speak from the heart.
296
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,123
No.
Bad idea.
297
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,994
You need an attack plan.
298
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,909
Here, I'll be him.
You be you.
299
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,389
Let's practice.
300
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:35,869
All right.
301
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,348
♪ Dum da dum da dum
302
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,915
Coming home from work. 'Scuse me.
303
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,308
Mr. Wallace?
David Wallace?
304
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,701
Yes?
What is the meaning of this?
305
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:45,356
Can you tell us why
you are shutting down Scranton
306
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,055
and putting 15 people
out of work?
307
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,231
Well, the branch is no longer
financially viable.
308
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:51,841
It's simple dollars and cents.
309
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,061
Yes, but these
are employees, sir.
310
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,062
These are human beings.
311
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,411
Listen, Scott.
312
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:57,586
We're losing money, okay?
313
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,501
It's not a charity.
It's a business.
314
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:00,720
And it's a dying business.
315
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:01,808
Stop... stop it.
Just...
316
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,157
Okay, he's not gonna say
any of that.
317
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,593
It... Wh
318
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,638
Because he'd be intimidated.
And I just...
319
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:07,857
Let's start again.
320
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,859
Just be more scared
of me, okay? Okay.
321
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,774
Don't touch me this time.
322
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:12,819
♪ Dum dee do dee do dee doe
323
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,864
Excuse me, Mr. Wallace? Agh!
324
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,483
So we are still scrambling
here, but, uh...
325
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:26,833
Mm
326
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:29,574
It looks like Scranton
is going to absorb Stamford.
327
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:30,619
Wow.
328
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,664
And I know that you
just left there
329
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,101
couple of months ago,
330
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:35,755
but we would like to offer you
the number two position
331
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,799
at that branch.
332
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:37,887
Thank you. Yeah.
333
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,236
Um...
334
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,978
No, it's just,
I'm not sure if I, um...
335
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,458
Well, to be quite honest
with you, Jan,
336
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,982
I-I have a few unpleasant
memories of Scranton.
337
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,245
And, um...
338
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,290
Michael.
339
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,247
No, no, no.
340
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:53,207
Just, um, some personal stuff.
341
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,383
And I'm not really ready
to revisit that,
342
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:56,776
I don't think.
343
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,299
Ah.
344
00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,779
Well.
345
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:00,954
Please think about it.
346
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,216
And call me.
347
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,174
We will do whatever we can
to get you to stay.
348
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,132
Okay.
349
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:09,963
Hey, guys.
350
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,878
Uh, I'm trying to organize
a little group lunch
351
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,705
for everybody, since, you know,
352
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,490
we're never gonna see
each other again.
353
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,057
Where are we going?
354
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,798
I thought maybe DJ's?
355
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:19,842
Mmm...
356
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,278
How 'bout Cugino's?
357
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,585
I don't wanna go
all the way to Dunmore.
358
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,369
How 'bout Cooper's, then?
359
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,762
No seafood.
360
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,547
Well, I don't want
to go to DJ's.
361
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,288
Oh, now, all of a sudden, you get picky?
362
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,769
Okay.
Forget it.
363
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,293
Hooters.
364
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,338
No.
365
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,211
Ah!
Here.
366
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:44,171
Replenish your fluids.
367
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,397
Where's Michael?
368
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:54,964
He's not here.
369
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,966
I don't know where he is.
370
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,533
What d...
371
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,579
What's going on here?
372
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,625
We know the branch is closing.
373
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,105
Michael told us.
374
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,758
Oh, God.
375
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,022
Okay.
You know what, everybody?
376
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,024
I'm sure there is
a better way to do this,
377
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,939
but I've driven something
like 400 miles today,
378
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,418
and I'm completely exhausted.
379
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,419
So I'm just gonna tell you.
380
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,899
Your branch is not closing.
381
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:17,944
Stamford is closing.
382
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,598
Um, for the time being, it seems
383
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,426
that all of your jobs are safe.
384
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,427
Yes.
385
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:24,776
Yeah!
386
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:25,995
Stanley.
387
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,127
Is it because of Michael?
388
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,172
Did he actually do something?
389
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:32,175
Well, reasons are not important.
390
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,785
Would you just call him, please,
wherever he is,
391
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:34,786
and tell him?
392
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,440
Sure.
Uh, Jan.
393
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,964
Um, do you know... is anyone
coming back to Scranton?
394
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,269
Back?
395
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,749
Coming to Scranton.
396
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:41,793
Is anyone coming to Scranton?
397
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,491
Uh, y... we don't know.
398
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,928
Probably a few.
399
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,413
Who is it?
400
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,544
The office.
401
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,720
Are you gonna get it?
No.
402
00:14:55,764 --> 00:15:00,856
Not until I have
some good news for them.
403
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,727
Not until I have some good news.
404
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,557
I guess some new people
might be coming from Stamford.
405
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:09,256
Should be fun.
New blood.
406
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,735
Is Jim coming back?
407
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,694
That's, um...
408
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,217
I hadn't thought about it.
409
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,915
I don't know.
Huh.
410
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,264
I just don't want it
to be weird.
411
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,396
You know?
412
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,441
I mean,
413
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:21,921
I took his old job
414
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,052
and his old desk.
415
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,098
Yeah, yeah, that might be weird.
416
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:28,188
Overall, though,
417
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,190
we still all have our jobs,
so good news, right?
418
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,191
Oh, yeah.
Totally.
419
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,237
I'm so happy!
420
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,109
We don't have
to break up now, Ryan!
421
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,632
Mm, mm, mm!
422
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,068
It is the best day
of my whole life.
423
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,988
What are you gonna do?
424
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,121
I really don't know.
425
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,339
How you doing with all this?
426
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,254
You know, I'm fine.
427
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,909
I'll be better when I know
if I have a job.
428
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,651
You'd actually move to Scranton?
429
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,000
Yeah, if they let me.
430
00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,436
I think I... I think I would.
431
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,092
New York City is 45 minutes
down the road from here.
432
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,268
And you wanna move to Scranton.
433
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,661
I don't know.
434
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,402
If I were you,
I'd move to New York.
435
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,927
Yeah, you know, I...
I might do that.
436
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,059
I m
437
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,452
I... I might do that.
438
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:21,328
Guh!
K-k-kah!
439
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,247
Hey, Andy.
440
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,291
What's up, Josh?
441
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,466
Hey, man, just wanted
to say thanks.
442
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:30,467
Good luck.
443
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,468
Thanks, man.
You, too.
444
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,513
Totally.
445
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:35,385
Anything?
446
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,041
Nothing.
447
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,130
What if this doesn't work?
448
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:44,090
What if the office
actually goes under?
449
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:48,920
Then it was an honor
to have worked with you.
450
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,671
All right.
451
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:05,415
Favorite moments
in Dunder-Mifflin history.
452
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,416
Go.
453
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:09,637
My first day, when you hazed me
454
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,900
by spraying me
with a fire extinguisher.
455
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,252
That was hilarious.
456
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,862
The foam.
457
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,127
Um, my first sale.
Uh-huh.
458
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,130
My promotion to assistant
regional manager.
459
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,696
Our basketball game.
460
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,046
Uh-huh.
461
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,093
And when you took me
to the hospital...
462
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,052
and told me
that you cared about me.
463
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,445
Oh, right. Okay.
464
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,056
That's enough.
That's good.
465
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,842
What were your favorite moments?
466
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,279
Oh...
467
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,107
All of 'em.
468
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,978
I loved 'em all.
469
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,024
Every single one.
470
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,288
What about when Jan said
the branch was closing?
471
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,507
God, Dwight.
472
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,683
Well, I just...
473
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,338
Hey, Pam.
474
00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,556
We're going to Poor Richard's.
475
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,167
Creed's buying shots.
476
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,211
No, thanks, guys.
477
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,343
All right. Have fun, though.
478
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,344
Cool.
479
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,259
Hey, I hear Jim's coming back.
480
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,130
Really?
Where did you hear that?
481
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,610
Well, I was
482
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:10,698
Uh, yeah, we'll meet you there.
483
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,526
Awesome.
Let's go.
484
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:13,614
I'll tell you later.
485
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,268
Okay.
486
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,139
Hi.
487
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:20,577
Crazy day, huh?
488
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,579
Yeah.
Yeah.
489
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,015
Man.
490
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,888
I'm, uh...
491
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,586
I'm really glad you're still
gonna be working here.
492
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,632
Yeah, me, too.
493
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,764
Maybe this is good.
494
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:36,202
If finding another job
is a pain.
495
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,552
There's another annoying boss,
496
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,857
another desk.
497
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:43,209
I'd have to learn everything
all over again.
498
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,167
So...
499
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,213
there are reasons to stay.
500
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,564
Hey, um...
501
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,827
I think I am
gonna take that job.
502
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:53,828
And...
503
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,743
Scranton?
504
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,092
It's not that bad.
505
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,792
So if they offer you
a job there...
506
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:02,967
I think you should take it.
507
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,709
Okay, yeah.
Maybe I will.
508
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,450
Okay.
509
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,017
Yeah, I'm...
I'm happy he said that.
510
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,498
I mean, I don't think
he's into me or anything.
511
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,195
But...
512
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,719
I'm kind of into him.
513
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,765
So... there you go.
514
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:27,470
What are we still doing here?
515
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,212
It's over.
516
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,344
Let's go home.
517
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,997
Get the car.
518
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:40,266
Ohhh, this was such
a stupid idea.
519
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:43,312
This was so stupid.
520
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:46,228
I'm such a stupid idiot.
521
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,664
I let everybody down.
522
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,405
Everybody hates me.
523
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:53,017
I lost everybody's jobs.
524
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,976
Nobody likes me anymore!
525
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:55,977
Oh, my God!
526
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,152
What?
527
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,588
Stamford is closed!
528
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,634
Michael, we're not closed.
529
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,288
Stamford is closed!
530
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:03,289
Stamford is closed!
We did it?
531
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,204
We did it!
We did it!
532
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,988
We did it!
533
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,859
Yaaahhhh!
We did it!
534
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:11,949
We did it!
Yeah!
535
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,516
We did it!
536
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,778
Yeah!
Right here, right here.
537
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:17,607
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
538
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,740
Ho, ho, ho, ho, hoooo!
539
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:20,610
Yeah, baby!
540
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:23,309
In your face!
541
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,310
We did it.
542
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:25,572
Oh, man.
543
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:28,139
How did we do it?
544
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,271
I don't know.
I have no idea.
545
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,186
I don't understand.
546
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,363
Well, for a minute there,
I saw myself
547
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,278
selling my house,
moving to Costa Rica,
548
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learning how to surf.
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But Costa Rica
will still be there...
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when I'm 65.
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