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Are you ready for church?

Yeah, I just, I need to draw my hair, but I'm, I'm ready. I'll put my shoes on before

we go. I'm super excited for your sermon today. I know you've been working on it all week.

God does not like tardiness.

I'm not gonna be tardy.

Well, last night I prayed and God spoke to me and he told me that I needed to create

more of his children.

Oh, wow.

So today in the sermon I will be announcing to everyone that I need to impregnate the

flock because we need to double our numbers as soon as possible.

Oh my.

God told you to impregnate the entire church?

Yes.

The women of the church obviously.

Yes.

Wow.

I know you.

I guess he wants a pastor to, to share his seat with all of our, our women.

Absolutely, because I'm the chosen one.

I am the one.

You're very blessed.

I am the prodigy that was foretold and, you know, that's why I was appointed to the top

of the church.

You're, you're so blessed and you're so special and lucky that you have such a wonderful relationship

with God.

And I will stand behind you when you tell these women this information 100%.

This includes you.

You need to atone for all of your years of being such a harlot.

Say what now?

God told me that I needed to impregnate you as well so that you can atone for your sins

of the years when you were a harlot.

Oh, don't you think it might make a little more sense for you?

Are you going against the word of God?

No, I would never know.

I, you're right.

I should listen to my pastor.

You know best because God sees to you.

He does not speak to me.

He speaks to me through you.

If.

And he told me to start with you.

And I thought that we should probably do that this morning before we go to church.

I can be an example to the other women.

So that we can go ahead and get my blessed seed inside of you as soon as possible.

You're right.

I, I cannot waste my child bearing years.

God wants me to reproduce.

I must do as, as he tells me through you.

So.

So happy to hear that.

Okay.

Should you meet me in the bedroom?

I think it's proper.

Okay.

I'm ready.

I'm ready for you to impregnate me.

I understand what I must do.

I'm glad to see that you're ready and willing to accept God's word and do exactly what

he demands of his children.

Of course.

I think you should come over here and start by performing a little bit of filletio on

my penis.

God demanded that you put my blessed penis in your mouth.

Really?

I would like to help cleanse all of those dirty thoughts and words from your head.

I understand.

I was someone that chose the harlot life previously.

The older you got, you helped me realize that that was not the ways of the church.

This is what God wants.

Yes.

This is what I must do.

This is what God demands of you.

Okay.

That's it.

I want you to think about your sins of the past as you suck on and grasp my blessed penis.

That's perfect.

Oh, praise God.

We may not stop with just one child either.

I think that we should get as many children out of you as possible.

Or it's too late.

Absolutely before it's too late.

That's what God wants.

That's what I'll do.

Oh, that is it.

That's it.

I can feel God's load building in my balls.

Oh, it's a nice big one.

You can really go deep inside me and we'll spread the gospel as much as we can.

I will be showing in my body.

I'll be pregnant.

I'll have a beautiful baby bone.

The best pastor.

Your close to your God than anyone I've ever met.

I think my penis is ready.

Okay.

I want you to start off by being on top so you can look towards the heavens and pray

as you get on top of my penis.

Yes, I will.

What should I pray for?

I want you to pray for triplets.

Oh my.

Wouldn't that be fantastic?

I'm ready to put your penis inside me.

Oh, God.

Oh, dear Heavenly Father.

Please, please allow me to take seed and create as many babies as you allow me to.

I'm prepared to have your children over and over, Lord, and spread your word to everyone

in our flock, everyone.

We are all going to allow Him to impregnate us.

We must because it's your word.

It's your gospel.

And what I promise to do this for you in your name.

Amen.

That's it.

Oh.

Pull the seed from my balls.

Yes.

I promise I'll do my best.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

God is so happy with you right now.

I'm trying my best.

I really am.

God demands you take your bra off.

My bra off?

Yes.

Okay.

I suppose I must get my breast ready.

He's in milk.

My future offspring for him.

I will.

I promise to take care of my body.

I promise to do everything that I'm supposed to do to keep myself healthy so I can carry

his children as many of his children as he allows me.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Take me through this idea.

Oh, yes.

I promise to get you ready to shoot your seed.

I allow you to do it as deep as you possibly can so your precious seed will travel through

my body and create beautiful life that we must use to appreciate and worship our God.

You've taught me the right path.

You've taught me the right path.

You're such a good Christian boy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Thank you for this beautiful moment that you've given me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

They will be used to feed your future children.

Oh, yes.

Oh, breath feed all of your children.

Oh, oh, oh.

God wants me on top of you.

Okay.

Go down with your head.

Yes.

Of course.

Whatever it takes.

Yes.

Get ready to accept my penis.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

My chalice of life.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, God.

Oh, please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

I understand this is what must be done.

Oh.

Please, allow me to get pregnant today, God, please.

Oh..

Oh.

In nine short months, I'll be having our first Christian baby...

Oh.

Oh.

three Christian babies.

Yes please.

I give me triplets.

Please put three babies right here in my belly, oh.

Please.

Oh, the babies.

Oh, the babies that you can possibly use me for God.

I'm here.

I'm here and open for you.

God, please bless this seed.

Bless it.

It's a holy seed.

Oh, my vessel is going to explode.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, please.

Please bless this demon.

Please bless this holy demon.

Hold it deep inside.

Yes, I know what to do.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Deep inside.

Yes.

Oh, hold this seed promise.

I promise I know what to do.

I know what to do.

I'll stay just like this and make sure that the holy seed travels up through my body as it should.

I will not let any of it out of my body.

I will make your children.

No, stay here and pray silently.

Yes.

As I get ready for church.

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