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I'm Charlie by the way,
uh, Charlie Cale.
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So, what's it like,
leavin' everything behind
and startin' fresh?
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It suits me.
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You get to meet
all sorts of people,
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-all sorts of lives.
-All sorts of lies?
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I got no idea.
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-I have this thing...
-Bullshit.
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...I can tell
if someone's lying.
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-Bullshit.
-It's a whole thing.
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It would take
too long to explain.
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-It's fine, I don't care.
-Bullshit.
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The real trick of it
is to figure out
why someone is lying.
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You ever think
about joining the FBI?
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I'm not really
about helping the man.
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[Sterling Frost, Jr.]
I'm giving you an opportunity
to work with me.
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We're gonna fleece
this son of a bitch.
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[gunshots]
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[Charlie Cale]
I lost a friend.
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Natalie.
She was my best friend.
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She did the right thing
when she saw something awful,
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and you killed her for it.
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[* intense rock music playing]
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[sirens wailing]
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[Beatrix Hasp] [over phone]
Charlie Cale.
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Beatrix Hasp, right?
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[Beatrix]
I'm here with
the five families.
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There is no corner
of the country
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deep enough to hide from us.
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We're gonna find you.
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Well, Bea, let's all of us
find out together.
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[* music fades out]
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[* classical music playing]
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[oven dings]
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**
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[* upbeat music playing
on TV]
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[speaker] Lunch time!
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[Kid Cop] [on TV]
You have the right
to an attorney.
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[suspect] Hey, no fair.
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It's way past your bedtime.
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What's that supposed to be?
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Uh, it's us.
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I'm moving into portraiture.
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I have to branch out
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if I want to develop
as an artist.
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-Artist?
-Mm-hm.
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That spangled garbage.
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Artist?
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You'll be the Gauguin
of Etsy.
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Well, I wouldn't expect you
to understand, Mother.
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Oh, no. But you do
expect me to keel over,
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leave you my fortune,
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and bankroll your
little artist's journey.
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Mother, don't be so morbid.
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I see you.
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I see what you're doing.
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Oh, that faithful child.
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So selfless, caring
for that mean old woman.
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[laughs]
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Can I get you anything else?
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Four daughters,
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and the one
I kept closest
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is my biggest disappointment.
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Yes, well, my other sisters
are not here
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washing your foot rags,
cutting your charcuterie,
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and making you
delicious homemade soup.
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-It's tepid.
-[fork clangs]
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, good.
Paul's here.
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Lawyer Paul?
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Yes, I have to get
my affairs in order.
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But... we already,
we already made your will.
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We-We-We did it together.
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The doctor says
that within weeks,
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my heart will give out.
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Once you're staring into
the eyes of death, Amber,
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you realize what's
really important:
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Rewarding those people
who didn't...
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disappoint you in life.
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[* poignant music playing]
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Fetch me my ham.
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[door rattles]
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-Paul?
-[Paul Fletcher] Amber.
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You look very nice.
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Paul, please, um,
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you have to tell me,
what did she do?
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Look, no matter
how much sympathy I have
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for your situation,
I legally can't say.
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It-It's a confidential matter,
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and I could lose
my license if I--
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-Please.
-Norma's cut you
out of the will.
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-She what?
-Oh, God.
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Sorry, that was,
like, involuntary.
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I'm a, I'm a people pleaser,
and I, and I...
That's my problem.
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But please, don't tell her
that I told you that.
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She can't.
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She--
I-I-I've taken care of her
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when she's been sick
this whole time,
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and my sisters have gone off
and lived their life.
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And I've been here.
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I deserve this!
I earned this!
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How could she be so cruel?
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No, not your sisters.
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They're, they're not
getting anything either.
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Well, then,
who's getting the fortune?
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My mom doesn't have
any friends.
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She calls charity
"organized malingering."
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No, Amber. No.
I-I-I-I can't tell you,
legally, morally.
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The-The-The trust
that is a bedrock
of my profession forbids me--
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Please.
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A woman named Felicity Price.
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Shit.
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Um...
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she gets the house,
the money, the royalties.
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I'm not to make contact
until after Norma dies.
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She doesn't want
to be disappointed.
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And now I'm getting
in the car before you can
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ask me anything else.
Sorry.
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[car engine starts]
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Who the fuck is
Felicity Price?
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[* suspenseful classical
music playing]
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[keyboard clacking]
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Holy butt-munch.
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**
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[crackling]
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Felicity Price?
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Hi, I'm Amber.
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And I think we may be--
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[helmet squeaks]
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[* curious music playing]
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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This is a lot to process.
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-I mean, I-I never knew.
-Thank you.
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[Felicity Price]
How did you find out?
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Well, um, I was
at a gallery show,
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uh, asking about a piece
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that I just loved
when I, uh, saw
your artist's photo.
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And I just--
I almost passed out.
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Wow. Just wow.
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It's... cool look.
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Oh, I took that
before I moved out here.
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Off the grid.
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If you ask anyone
in the art world
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who Felicity Price is,
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that's who they will describe.
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And I don't even recognize
that person anymore.
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-[can pops]
-I, um...
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I've been completely isolated
for about a year now.
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Stripped everything away...
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fashion, style...
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to see what was left.
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Only the art can reveal
the artist, right?
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Totally.
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I'm also an artist.
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I, um, I make
polymer clay figurines,
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um, and I've been featured
three times on Etsy, hm.
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Cool.
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Wow.
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A long-lost twin.
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It's like finding
a missing piece of myself.
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[coughs quietly]
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It's hilarious, isn't it?
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[chuckles]
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Uh, did you, uh,
did you grow up with our dad?
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Oh, shit.
Uh... yeah. Uh...
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we have the same dad.
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Benny's dead.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry
if you wanted to meet him.
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If it's any consolation,
he was a complete asshole.
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He drove us drunk
straight into a light pole
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when I was 17.
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Wow.
How horrible.
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What about our mom?
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Dead. Yeah, dead.
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Norma, she had
this rare disease.
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All of her bones
shattered inside her.
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And it was so agonizing.
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So much pain
and so much screaming.
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Wow.
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-Uh...
-Yeah, mm. Hey!
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Um, I am actually
a photographer,
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kind of, on the side,
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and I could take a new, uh,
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artist's photo, if you want,
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maybe outside with your work?
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[sighs]
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Sure.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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[Amber Kazinsky]
That's great.
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You look really cool.
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These are fantastic.
You photograph so well.
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Do you have a cell?
I-I can text them to you.
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No, but, um,
I check my email
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at the public library
every couple of days.
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-I can write it down for you.
-Oh, wow, yeah. That'd be great.
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[* suspenseful music playing]
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[box thuds]
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[paper rustling]
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[camera shutter clicking]
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Amber, are you feeling okay?
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My mother's dying, Paul.
How do you think I'm doing?
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[machine beeping]
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[container clicks]
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[Norma wheezes]
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Mom? Mom?
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[laughs] You...
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you look like that little
fat plumber in the movies.
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Mario wears red overalls.
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You knew who I was
talking about, didn't you?
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[laughs, coughs]
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[wheezes]
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**
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It's okay.
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You can go now.
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I'm ready.
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**
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[machine beeps]
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[siren chirps]
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[phone chiming]
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Uh, Felicity, uh,
exclamation point.
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Uh, I've been thinking,
period.
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Uh, you showed me
your home, period.
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I ought to show
you mine, period.
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Are you free next Friday,
question mark.
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Heart emoji.
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**
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-You're late.
-I'm sorry, Ms. Kazinsky.
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My sisters are inside.
You can just drop it
with them.
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[car engine rumbles]
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**
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[Amber]
You can leave the key inside.
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Nobody comes out here.
233
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So, I got this weird email
from this lawyer guy
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who says our mom died
and there's a will.
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But you said
our mom already--
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What in the living fuck?
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I thought you'd be flattered.
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You got to be kidding me.
This is...
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this is ridiculous.
Wh-Wh-What is this?
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You have everything I want.
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Everything I deserve.
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What is happening?
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[both grunt]
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[screaming]
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[* dramatic music playing]
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Hi, sisters. I'm...
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I know you all
didn't love Mom,
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but, but she was my world
an-an-and, and I loved her,
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and, and I can't
go on without her.
250
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So, I've come
to the bluff to jump.
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So when you see my body
at the-the bottom of the bluff
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by our house, that's me.
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I'm sorry.
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**
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[prosthetic clinks]
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[* suspenseful music playing]
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Oh, no.
258
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No! No, no, no!
No! No!
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**
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No! No!
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No. You're supposed
to be me.
262
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,249
They're all going to know
that you're not me.
263
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,917
Well, how am I
supposed to fake this?
264
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,753
What am I supposed to do?
265
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,322
Oh, why is nothing ever easy?
266
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,095
[train horn blares]
267
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,269
**
268
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,576
[train rumbling]
269
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,993
Holy butt-munch.
270
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,296
[car engine rumbling]
271
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,572
I'm Felicity Price.
272
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,475
I'm Felicity Price.
273
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,482
[lowers voice]
I'm Felicity... Price.
274
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,453
[car engine rumbling]
275
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,028
**
276
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,039
[sisters]
Amber...
277
00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:53,780
Paul Fletcher?
278
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,183
You emailed me
about an inheritance.
279
00:16:57,283 --> 00:17:00,286
Mm-hm.
I'm Felicity Price.
280
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,068
[Charlie] [sighs]
Gosh, man.
281
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,170
Tell you something,
Cookie. Uh...
282
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,838
It's Cookie, right?
283
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:19,939
Hmm.
284
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,308
I tell you, you know,
I've been driving by
285
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,311
these parking lots every day
of my life, right there.
286
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,813
Yeah. You stop and, uh,
287
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,348
you sit in one,
uh, all day long,
288
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:31,418
and you get a whole other
perspective, you know?
289
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,487
Just the sheer life
on display.
290
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,955
[chuckles]
291
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,991
Yeah, secrets
in every glove box.
292
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:41,361
I mean, motel matchbooks,
baby shoes.
293
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,098
The unobserved pageant
of the ordinary.
294
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:49,803
Ah, I mean, the tales
these cars could tell, yeah?
295
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:52,872
Hey, how's that book?
296
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,141
Very second wave.
297
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,209
[chuckles]
Yeah.
298
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,445
[glass shatters]
299
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,947
Charlie Cale!
300
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,916
Beatrix Hasp says hello!
301
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,551
-[gunshot]
-[bullet clangs]
302
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:05,618
[Charlie]
Oh, shit!
303
00:18:05,719 --> 00:18:07,687
-[Charlie screams]
-[car engine rumbles]
304
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,791
[bullets pinging]
305
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:19,466
-[* whimsical music playing]
-[Halloween decor laughing]
306
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,404
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Late stage capitalism
307
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,939
is turning us all
into zombies.
308
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:27,607
That's why we have
to unionize.
309
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,975
[decor laughs]
310
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,944
I'm sorry, a-are you
saying I'm a zombie?
311
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:32,879
'Cause I'm pretty sure
I'm a mummy, so.
312
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,714
-I don't know.
-[truck honks]
313
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,182
Here they come.
Ready?
314
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,287
[both grunting]
315
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,628
Oh, shit!
316
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,930
[gunshots]
317
00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:52,532
[Charlie yells]
318
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,636
-[all clapping and cheering]
-[child] Jason versus zombies!
319
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,371
Jason versus zombies!
320
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,206
[all]
Jason versus zombies!
321
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,342
Jason versus zombies!
322
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,211
**
323
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:22,028
Hey, pick up
the picking pace, please.
324
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,396
Oh, gotcha.
Sorry. Yeah.
325
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,932
I-I just, uh, taking in
the rich pageant of...
326
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,435
Yeah. Uh, yeah, yeah.
Sorry about that.
327
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,339
[car rumbling]
328
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:36,076
[Jimmy] You.
Hey! Hey, you.
329
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,279
We know this girl's
working here. You seen her?
330
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,715
Oh, she quit yesterday.
Uh, couldn't take the heat.
331
00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:44,184
Shit. She say
where she was going?
332
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,618
Nope. Sorry.
333
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,858
[car engine rumbles]
334
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,663
Shit.
335
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,471
Hi, uh, thank you.
336
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,941
Yeah. Picking pace.
337
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,042
Pick it up, pronto.
338
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,177
Yeah, no problem.
Apples all day.
339
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,646
**
340
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,889
[apples thud]
341
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,027
Can I ask you who
you're hiding from?
342
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,429
Oh, I'm not.
343
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,930
Well, you know how it is.
344
00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:32,766
Uh, you cross
the wrong, uh,
345
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,401
crime boss or five.
346
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,070
But it's a long story.
You don't need to hear this.
347
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,439
-No, not really, no.
-Yeah.
348
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,048
-Are you alright?
-Me? Yeah.
349
00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:49,649
-Yeah, I'm cool.
-Okay.
350
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,019
Uh, it's just like, uh,
that uncanny thing
351
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,487
where it's like,
uh, you know,
352
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,689
you've seen
somebody before,
353
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:57,257
like, you grew up
with them or something.
354
00:20:58,058 --> 00:21:00,393
Uh, when you were little,
did you ever watch
355
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,529
a show called
"Kid Cop: Nights"?
356
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,971
-No way.
-Yeah.
357
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:14,808
-Excuse me,
"Kid Cop: Nights" over here!
-No, no, no, stop that!
358
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:15,642
-Stop.
-Oh, my God.
359
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,510
-Please. I'm so sorry.
-Oh, my G...
360
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,778
-Wait, what?
-Did you...
361
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,146
I knew it.
362
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,115
-Well, can we just let it go?
-I knew it the second I saw you.
363
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,483
-Come on. I can't.
-Holy shit.
364
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,686
[* upbeat music playing]
365
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,872
[siren wailing]
366
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,941
I went in
too deep, Chief.
367
00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:50,677
I don't know
where I start
368
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:54,114
and Crystal
the drug mule ends.
369
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:57,484
[crying]
Butt-munch.
370
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,787
Pew-eee. Phew.
371
00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:04,224
Delia, no offense, man,
but that is some bad acting.
372
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,459
None taken.
That-That's not me.
373
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,795
That's Amber, my sister,
374
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,830
or "Hamber"
as we like to call her.
375
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,433
Get out.
So, you're an identical twin?
376
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,634
Oh, no, no, no.
377
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,204
[Charlie]
Clone, two, three, four.
378
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,272
What do you call that?
"Freaky"?
379
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,441
Uh, quadruplets.
We all played Kid Cop.
380
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,743
It's the only way you can make
23 episodes a year
381
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,478
when you decide
to set a kids' show
382
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,913
shot entirely at night.
383
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,014
Gosh. Boy.
384
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,684
Man, that sounds like
a fun childhood, right?
385
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,688
Ah.
386
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,158
Could have been.
387
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,093
If it wasn't for Norma.
388
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,295
[Charlie] Mm.
It's like a stage mommy type.
389
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,231
[Delia Kazinsky]
Mm. Norma pitted us
against each other
390
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,033
every chance she got.
391
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:50,337
I don't think we ever
really recovered.
392
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:55,108
She gave me my first drink,
my second drink,
393
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,810
and my fifteenth...
394
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,145
to settle
my nerves on set.
395
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,150
I went to five rehabs
before...
396
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:07,487
I realized I had to cut her
out of my life to get sober.
397
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,190
Damn.
398
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,259
Yeah, this show ran forever.
I'm doing the math.
399
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,195
Why are you picking
apples for a living?
400
00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:16,896
Norma took every cent.
401
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,100
If I had a tenth of what
I made back then, I could...
402
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:23,436
buy the old man
out of his apple operation
403
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:26,573
when he retires,
and I could be my own boss.
404
00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:28,208
Every man's dream.
405
00:23:28,308 --> 00:23:30,543
Mm. What's yours?
406
00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:33,313
Well, uh, not getting shot.
407
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:35,849
Oh, come on.
It's got to be more than that.
408
00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:38,284
Introspection,
it just makes me queasy.
409
00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:40,854
I, uh, tumble up.
Uh...
410
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,690
What I would love,
me personally,
411
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,626
the one where Kid Cop
faces off against
the Zodiac Killer.
412
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,628
Come on, you know
it's a classic. Come on.
413
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,330
-Alright.
-Oh, yes.
414
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:53,333
[* theme music playing]
415
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,701
Yeah.
416
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,975
Good, good apple.
417
00:24:02,075 --> 00:24:03,843
[indistinct chatter]
418
00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,716
Hiya, partner.
How you doing?
419
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,818
-Uh, Norma died.
-What?
420
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,388
Ah, shit. I'm sorry.
I think.
421
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:16,990
-How are you doing?
-Funeral's tomorrow.
422
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:18,925
I asked if I could
borrow a truck,
423
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,326
but the old man
can't spare one.
424
00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:22,395
It's going to take at least
a day to get there by bus.
425
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,763
I'm not going to make it.
426
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:25,699
Are you sure you really
want to go to the funeral?
427
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,967
Well, it's the only chance
I can get my money back,
428
00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:30,937
but-- And I'm sure Norma
gave it all to Amber.
429
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:32,639
Maybe I can talk her
into sharing it with us.
430
00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:34,974
No, no. Hey, it's okay.
I'll-- I-I'll drive.
431
00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:36,743
Well, he is not going
to hold your job.
432
00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:37,677
Oh, no.
433
00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:40,613
Oh, I'm going to lose
my pension. Come on.
434
00:24:40,714 --> 00:24:42,282
Shit, man, I'm sorry.
435
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,095
[Charlie sighs deeply]
436
00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:56,529
Alright, so listen.
437
00:24:57,297 --> 00:24:59,132
Just, like, uh,
438
00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:01,267
get in, get out,
get the cash,
439
00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:02,802
buy the orchard.
Presto.
440
00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:05,939
Good luck, buddy.
441
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,912
Do you, um, do you want
to come in for a minute?
442
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:16,282
I mean,
will your sisters
443
00:25:16,383 --> 00:25:17,617
really want to have me
at the wake?
444
00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:19,953
Oh, trust me,
nobody in there is mourning.
445
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,921
Please?
446
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,325
Well, I am
a little curious
447
00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:27,694
to see all four
Kid Cops in action.
448
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,330
Leave the keys in the car.
449
00:25:30,430 --> 00:25:31,798
Nobody ever comes here.
450
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:33,967
Alright, boss.
451
00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:36,236
Fuck it.
452
00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:38,838
Four Kid Cops.
453
00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:42,242
-Wow-wee. Oh, boy.
-[Delia] Yeah.
454
00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:44,811
Hello?
455
00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,681
Whoa, "Kid Cop" money, huh?
456
00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:49,049
-Oh, shit.
-Hello?
457
00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,520
Bebe?
458
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:55,455
-[Charlie] Hello.
-Good day.
459
00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:56,556
Cece?
460
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,792
[Bebe Kazinsky]
In here!
461
00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:03,663
-[both] De-De.
-[Charlie] Oh.
462
00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:06,366
This is not going
to get confusing at all. Hi.
463
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,268
No, thank you.
464
00:26:08,368 --> 00:26:10,270
Oh, right. Yeah.
465
00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:11,404
I forgot.
466
00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:12,672
You're boring now.
467
00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:13,873
Okay, everyone,
468
00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,442
this is Charlie
from work.
469
00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:16,710
She gave me a ride.
470
00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:18,211
Oh, hey, I'm, uh,
471
00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:19,946
I'm really sorry
for your loss.
472
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:25,285
Okay. Uh, Charlie,
this is Bebe. She's a DJ.
473
00:26:25,819 --> 00:26:29,422
Yeah, I noticed.
Hey, cool cans. Hey.
474
00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:31,191
And this is Cece,
she's a teacher.
475
00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:34,494
[French accent]
Associate Professor
of Comparative Literature.
476
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,731
Whoa, uh, how'd
you get French?
477
00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:40,633
Cece took a year
of post-grad in Quebec City,
478
00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,669
and now she can't get over it.
479
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:45,071
What Bebe
does not understand
is that one adopts
480
00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:47,140
the accent
of one's peer group.
481
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,742
This is where Dede sounds
like she grew up
482
00:26:48,842 --> 00:26:50,543
-on a trawler ship.
-[Bebe snickers]
483
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:52,746
Oh, okay.
484
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:54,614
Have you guys seen
the will?
485
00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,383
I assume that's why
we're all here.
486
00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:57,617
Norma's lawyer's
on the way.
487
00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,052
We all know who's
getting everything.
488
00:26:59,152 --> 00:27:00,754
The best we can
hope for is that
489
00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:02,255
Amber throws us a crumb.
490
00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:03,356
Well, then where is Amber?
491
00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:04,691
Uh, Amber took a walk
492
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:07,060
to process
her new life as an orphan.
493
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:10,063
She-- She's been
really bonkers lately.
494
00:27:10,163 --> 00:27:11,097
Even for Hamber.
495
00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:12,332
You will love this.
496
00:27:14,501 --> 00:27:16,036
-Hi.
-That's Amber?
497
00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:17,604
[Cece Kazinsky]
And she's been
blowing up the group chat
498
00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:18,838
for weeks
with this craziness.
499
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:20,407
Look at that nose ring.
500
00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:22,575
Ugh. It's just
a cry for attention.
501
00:27:22,676 --> 00:27:24,577
Oh, gosh. I mean, I--
doesn't that mean
502
00:27:24,678 --> 00:27:26,279
she might just
need help or something?
503
00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:27,514
Merde, non.
504
00:27:27,614 --> 00:27:28,782
-Merde?
-[phone chimes]
505
00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:29,949
[Bebe]
Oh, geez.
506
00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:31,551
Hamber just sent
another video.
507
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,887
Oh, I cannot take
Hamber right now.
508
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,456
Oh, wow.
509
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,758
Ah, gosh.
510
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:39,626
Boy, oh, boy.
511
00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:41,227
You guys were
really hot stuff
512
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,462
for a minute, huh?
513
00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:45,465
Oh, what's this big boy for?
514
00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:46,499
Pointy.
[chuckles]
515
00:27:46,599 --> 00:27:48,435
Uh, that's the
Latvian Critic Award
516
00:27:48,535 --> 00:27:50,470
for Best
Inter-generational Kiss.
517
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,840
We won it five times
in a row.
518
00:27:55,475 --> 00:27:57,711
Oh, I'm sorry.
519
00:27:57,811 --> 00:27:59,446
[trophy thuds]
520
00:27:59,546 --> 00:28:01,047
So, favorite co-star?
521
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:04,184
Oh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Kid Cop's first love.
522
00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:05,552
Ah.
523
00:28:05,652 --> 00:28:07,754
[Cece]
No. Tamara Dobson.
524
00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,489
She played the ghost
of our paternal
525
00:28:09,589 --> 00:28:10,724
great-great-grandmother
526
00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:12,759
in "Kid Cop:
Civil War Christmas."
527
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,994
I forgot that it was
so metaphysical.
528
00:28:15,095 --> 00:28:16,763
It's ahead of its time,
really.
529
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,465
[Delia] Well, season nine
took place entirely
530
00:28:18,565 --> 00:28:19,699
in the mind
of a coma patient
531
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,801
that Kid Cop's evil twin
shot in the neck.
532
00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:25,138
That was a beautiful season
in a coma. It's gorgeous.
533
00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:29,009
Oh, my gosh!
Hamber on the bluff.
534
00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:32,412
[car engine rumbling]
535
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,222
[sisters]
Amber...
536
00:28:44,424 --> 00:28:46,226
-Holy mole.
-Yeah.
537
00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,898
[overlapping
animated conversations]
538
00:28:55,669 --> 00:28:58,038
-Did Amber know
about this?
-Who is "Felicity Price"?
539
00:28:58,138 --> 00:29:00,640
And how was Norma making
that much in royalties?
540
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:01,941
Yes. Amber knew
about the will.
541
00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:04,511
Felicity Price is
your secret fifth sister.
542
00:29:04,611 --> 00:29:06,112
"Kid Cop" is huge
in Indonesia.
543
00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:09,449
Paul, heh,
our mom just died.
544
00:29:09,549 --> 00:29:11,051
Amber just jumped
off a bluff,
545
00:29:11,151 --> 00:29:12,652
and now there's
a secret sister
546
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:14,187
that's getting
our inheritance!
547
00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:18,725
Gee, it's-- Yeah, it's a lot
when you say it all together
548
00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:20,460
-like that.
-[doorbell rings]
549
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,162
I'm sorry,
that's probably her now.
550
00:29:32,305 --> 00:29:33,239
Thanks for coming.
551
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,543
Can't find
this missing foot.
552
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,846
Lady Diana here, she got
the best nose in the biz.
553
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:40,914
She'll find it.
554
00:29:41,014 --> 00:29:42,382
Uh, wait, I-- Sorry.
555
00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:43,750
You couldn't find
the foot?
556
00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:45,552
What could have
happened to it?
557
00:29:45,652 --> 00:29:47,320
[scoffs]
On a public beach?
558
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,222
Anything.
559
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:53,460
This is fucked.
560
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,395
[Amber] [as Felicity]
I mean, long-lost twins.
561
00:29:55,495 --> 00:29:56,763
It sounded so funny.
562
00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:58,798
I-- It's like discovering
a piece of myself,
563
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,867
uh, pieces of myself.
564
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,702
-[Amber chuckles]
-Another one.
565
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:05,338
Man, they got to stop feeding
these girls after midnight.
566
00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:06,773
I'm a mixed media artist.
567
00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:09,042
-Uh, I work out of Vermont.
-Bullshit.
568
00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:12,412
I-I grew up on the run
with our father, Benny.
569
00:30:12,512 --> 00:30:13,680
No, you didn't.
570
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:17,250
Uh, he was a, a gambler,
died in a car crash
571
00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:18,651
when I was 17.
572
00:30:18,752 --> 00:30:20,053
I was with him in the car.
573
00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:22,689
What are you going to do
with our money, Felicity?
574
00:30:22,789 --> 00:30:24,090
What my sister means is,
575
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,825
we understand
that this must feel like
576
00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,260
a crazy windfall for you.
577
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,261
-But...
-Yeah.
578
00:30:28,361 --> 00:30:30,163
...we earned that money
from our TV show.
579
00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:31,731
Norma stole it from us
when we were kids.
580
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,133
She treated us
like trash.
581
00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:34,668
[Cece]
Especially Amber.
582
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:38,104
Ooh, I wish I'd have
taken her more seriously.
583
00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,906
-You do?
-[Bebe] Well,
584
00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,941
she was a hard person
to take seriously.
585
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:43,843
-Mm-hm.
-We could have tried, though,
586
00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:44,944
even with her hammy acting.
587
00:30:45,045 --> 00:30:47,280
-Oh, merde!
-Oh, Hamber.
588
00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:50,950
But I thought she won
a, a People's Choice Award
in '03.
589
00:30:51,051 --> 00:30:53,520
-Hmm. A weak year.
-It was a weak year.
590
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,455
[Bebe]
And she kept trying to make
"butt-munch" happen
591
00:30:55,555 --> 00:30:57,157
as a catchphrase.
592
00:30:57,457 --> 00:30:59,459
Like, read the room.
593
00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:00,560
Vaguely homophobic.
594
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,228
How? Oh.
595
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:05,498
And then, after the show,
she just lived a tragic,
596
00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:07,000
pathetic life.
597
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:07,901
Groveling to Mom.
598
00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:09,969
Dressed like
a dust bowl Okie.
599
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:14,074
And begging us to, like, post
her sad Etsy sculptures.
600
00:31:14,174 --> 00:31:17,344
And the spangles.
Oh, my gosh. Ugh.
601
00:31:17,444 --> 00:31:18,812
The spangles.
602
00:31:18,912 --> 00:31:20,914
She would put spangles
on a Holocaust memorial.
603
00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:22,949
They bring visual interest...
604
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:26,252
to the ones I've seen,
incidentally.
605
00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:32,058
To answer your question,
I'm taking the money...
606
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,161
all of it.
607
00:31:36,863 --> 00:31:38,832
I grew up never knowing
a mother's love.
608
00:31:38,932 --> 00:31:40,500
This is my reward.
609
00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:43,103
-But we're sisters.
-This is very unfair.
610
00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:44,537
We never knew
a mother's love either.
611
00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:48,575
Okay. Uh, I think I'll take
a quick gander at that buffet.
612
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:51,811
If you don't share
that money, we'll sue.
613
00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:54,681
Right, Paul?
We can do that, right?
614
00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:57,517
Uh, any heir
can contest a will.
615
00:31:57,617 --> 00:32:00,420
Now, see, I, I thought
this might happen.
616
00:32:01,621 --> 00:32:02,722
Give me just a second.
617
00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:05,225
[Amber clears throat]
618
00:32:05,692 --> 00:32:07,327
Present for ya.
[chuckles]
619
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:14,868
If you don't file a lawsuit,
620
00:32:14,968 --> 00:32:19,973
I'll give each
of you $150,000.
621
00:32:24,544 --> 00:32:26,813
If we fight this, what are
the chances we win?
622
00:32:26,913 --> 00:32:28,982
Yes, what are the chances?
623
00:32:29,349 --> 00:32:30,483
Not high.
624
00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:31,751
Norma was of sound mind
625
00:32:31,851 --> 00:32:33,186
when she drew up her will.
626
00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:34,688
That is correct.
627
00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:36,423
[sighs]
628
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,726
Bebe, no. If we,
if we stick together--
629
00:32:39,826 --> 00:32:41,895
Dede, just take the money.
630
00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:43,396
It's not worth the fight.
631
00:32:43,496 --> 00:32:44,564
Fuck you!
632
00:32:45,065 --> 00:32:47,200
I'm not having
my money stolen twice.
633
00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:53,973
Well, two out
of three isn't bad.
634
00:32:54,074 --> 00:32:55,241
[Paul]
It-It might be.
635
00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:56,276
If Delia files a suit,
636
00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:57,811
it'll hold up
the estate for years,
637
00:32:57,911 --> 00:32:59,412
and nobody can get
anything out of it.
638
00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:00,714
Oh, my gosh.
639
00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:02,515
Ugh. Merde.
640
00:33:06,686 --> 00:33:09,489
[accessories clinking]
641
00:33:11,024 --> 00:33:12,058
Delia!
642
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:14,627
Delia, look, I know
this isn't going
643
00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:16,296
exactly the way you planned,
but if you just--
644
00:33:16,396 --> 00:33:18,732
You cannot understand
how painful this is!
645
00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:22,235
Norma was a monster.
She, she killed Amber.
646
00:33:22,335 --> 00:33:24,270
She-She may not have
pushed her off that cliff,
647
00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:28,842
but she whittled my sister down
to a compliant little nub.
648
00:33:29,709 --> 00:33:32,812
And all that's left
is the money that
Norma stole from us.
649
00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:34,481
I won't let you take it.
650
00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:36,116
Oh, I know the pain.
651
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,818
-[car door slams]
-Years of it.
652
00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:40,453
I've been hurt terribly...
653
00:33:40,553 --> 00:33:43,189
Tell my friend that I will be
back with her car soon.
654
00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:45,558
I have to clear my head.
655
00:33:45,658 --> 00:33:47,460
[car engine growls]
656
00:33:50,330 --> 00:33:51,131
Ugh!
657
00:33:51,598 --> 00:33:54,801
[* suspenseful music playing]
658
00:34:08,148 --> 00:34:10,150
Fucking fine then.
Give me the fucking forms.
659
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,551
I'll fucking sign.
660
00:34:12,986 --> 00:34:14,521
That's a lot of fucks, Dede.
661
00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:22,462
Okay. So, when can
we get the money?
662
00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:28,401
**
663
00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:30,937
-[Charlie] Delia?
-Shit.
664
00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:33,273
[Charlie]
Hey, Delia.
665
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,108
Delia.
666
00:34:40,213 --> 00:34:42,782
-Oh!
-[Charlie] Heyo. Hi. Oh, good.
667
00:34:42,882 --> 00:34:44,317
I thought I saw
you come in here.
668
00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:46,186
You got to check out
the buffet.
669
00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:48,722
You know what?
The old man
should hire this guy
670
00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:50,056
for the retirement party.
671
00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:54,160
Oh, yeah.
Old man, yes. Thank you.
672
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,196
What's going on?
You going somewhere?
673
00:34:56,596 --> 00:34:58,598
Oh, oh, cold.
674
00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:01,167
Huh, okay.
675
00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:04,738
Cold. Oh, so, uh,
what exactly do you want?
676
00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:08,375
Oh, well, [sighs]
look, it's no big deal,
677
00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:11,277
but at least, like, 60%
of what your secret sister
678
00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:13,446
out there is saying
is, like, total bullshit.
679
00:35:14,848 --> 00:35:16,416
-How could you know that?
-Mm.
680
00:35:16,850 --> 00:35:18,018
Well, just now when
you said you were cold,
681
00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:19,386
that was a lie, right?
682
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:22,155
-Maybe. Yes.
-Mm-hm.
683
00:35:22,589 --> 00:35:25,058
[Charlie]
Yeah. Well, anyway,
I got this thing.
684
00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:27,093
I can just, uh, tell
when someone's lying.
685
00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:28,862
It's kind of a thing I do.
686
00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:30,497
This will be fun. Okay.
687
00:35:30,597 --> 00:35:32,732
Tell me a fact
about yourself.
688
00:35:32,832 --> 00:35:34,834
But don't dig too deep.
689
00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:37,070
Uh, you're freaking me out.
690
00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:39,906
True. Let's up the ante.
691
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,142
Why don't you grab one
of these, uh, spangly buddies
692
00:35:42,242 --> 00:35:43,910
from the peanut gallery, uh.
693
00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:47,213
And I'll turn my back,
and you tell me what you have.
694
00:35:56,056 --> 00:35:57,557
-Squirrel.
-Bullshit.
695
00:35:57,924 --> 00:36:00,060
-Elephant.
-Bullshit.
696
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,062
-Hammer.
-Mm. True.
697
00:36:02,529 --> 00:36:04,664
Although not technically
a spangly buddy, actually.
698
00:36:04,764 --> 00:36:07,367
So, kind of a weird move.
Anyway, you see my point.
699
00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:09,836
-Believe me now?
-Um, how exactly
does it work?
700
00:36:09,936 --> 00:36:12,939
Well, I'm not exactly sure,
but it's not really the point.
701
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:15,375
Okay. What we got to do is
talk to your mom's lawyer.
702
00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:17,277
I mean, surely,
he ran some kind of
703
00:36:17,377 --> 00:36:19,946
a background check when he
found this chick, you know?
704
00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:23,216
Well, I mean,
even if Felicity's lying,
705
00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:24,784
it doesn't change
Norma's will.
706
00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:27,587
Well, it does,
if she committed fraud.
707
00:36:28,221 --> 00:36:30,090
-Oh.
-Hang in there, okay?
708
00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:31,558
Whoever the hell
this Anastasia,
709
00:36:31,658 --> 00:36:33,360
dirty, rotten scoundrel,
Felicity,
710
00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:35,395
whatever the hell her name is,
it's going to be okay.
711
00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:37,297
Alright? We're going
to figure this out.
712
00:36:37,397 --> 00:36:39,599
-Fuck yeah.
-Fuck yeah!
713
00:36:39,699 --> 00:36:41,701
**
714
00:36:47,674 --> 00:36:49,642
[mic hums]
715
00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,514
Hey.
716
00:36:55,615 --> 00:36:56,649
Hi.
717
00:36:56,916 --> 00:36:58,251
Norma's lawyer.
718
00:36:58,351 --> 00:37:00,987
Oh, gosh, that must
have been a hell of a gig.
719
00:37:01,087 --> 00:37:04,090
Um, Paul Fletcher.
Who are you?
720
00:37:04,491 --> 00:37:07,060
Uh, I'm-- I-- Nobody.
Yeah, I just,
721
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,629
uh, Delia's
apple dumpling gang, uh...
722
00:37:09,729 --> 00:37:13,700
So, this, uh, long-lost sister
you dug up, uh, Felicity Price.
723
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,603
Is-Is she really
a mixed media visual artist?
724
00:37:17,504 --> 00:37:19,739
Are you asking
if she's a, a real artist?
725
00:37:19,839 --> 00:37:22,442
Uh, I'm-I'm not sure
I'm qualified to assess that.
726
00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:24,844
I did take an Intro
to Art History course
727
00:37:24,944 --> 00:37:26,112
during my semester at sea,
728
00:37:26,212 --> 00:37:28,448
but the professor
was not very engaging.
729
00:37:28,548 --> 00:37:30,717
That's too bad.
No, no, no. I, uh--
730
00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:34,888
Look, we just want to know
if she is who she says she is.
731
00:37:34,988 --> 00:37:37,357
Oh, I see.
Yes, she-she is.
732
00:37:37,457 --> 00:37:40,660
Here's her...
here's her art.
733
00:37:41,761 --> 00:37:42,762
Huh.
734
00:37:44,297 --> 00:37:46,332
Alright. That's her.
735
00:37:47,667 --> 00:37:50,270
Okay, you got celebrities.
Cool.
736
00:37:50,737 --> 00:37:52,872
Oh, boy.
Sandwiches. Okay.
737
00:37:52,972 --> 00:37:54,941
It's hella eclectic.
But, yeah,
I guess that's art.
738
00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:56,409
Uh...
739
00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:59,579
Hey, what about the, uh,
the backstory, uh,
740
00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:01,381
raised on the run
by gambling addicts and so on.
741
00:38:01,481 --> 00:38:02,716
Does that really check out?
742
00:38:02,816 --> 00:38:04,284
Yes. Her father
had the, uh,
743
00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:06,086
shady creditors
of a, a gambling addict.
744
00:38:06,186 --> 00:38:08,588
And he died in a car crash,
just as Felicity said.
745
00:38:08,688 --> 00:38:10,323
[Charlie]
Gosh, uh...
746
00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:11,991
and was she really in the car
747
00:38:12,092 --> 00:38:12,926
with him when that happened?
748
00:38:13,026 --> 00:38:15,428
Yeah, I-I looked up
the, the hospital records.
749
00:38:15,528 --> 00:38:17,230
What-What is
this all in aid of?
750
00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:18,465
Well, here's the thing,
Paul the lawyer,
751
00:38:18,565 --> 00:38:20,433
when you say something
about Felicity, it's true.
752
00:38:20,533 --> 00:38:23,670
But when Felicity says
the same thing, it's bullshit.
753
00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:26,773
So, "I'm a mixed
media artist." Bullshit.
754
00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:29,576
Uh, "My father was a gambler.
He died in a car crash." True.
755
00:38:29,676 --> 00:38:32,345
Uh, "I was in the car
with him when he died."
Bullshit.
756
00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:34,414
Uh, it seems like
she only lies
757
00:38:34,514 --> 00:38:36,249
when she's talking
about herself or something.
758
00:38:36,349 --> 00:38:37,684
But, but Paul
proved all of that,
759
00:38:37,784 --> 00:38:39,953
so maybe your-your
truth thing is just broken.
760
00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:47,460
**
761
00:38:48,094 --> 00:38:49,429
Huh.
762
00:38:51,431 --> 00:38:55,669
So, you all play
the same kid, huh?
763
00:38:55,769 --> 00:38:56,870
Yes. And?
764
00:38:56,970 --> 00:38:58,405
And, uh, think about it.
765
00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:01,675
So, the lies,
the wildly wavering accent.
766
00:39:01,775 --> 00:39:03,643
Uh, really?
I hadn't picked up on that.
767
00:39:03,743 --> 00:39:05,578
Oh, sweetheart,
Felicity's acting
768
00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:08,114
is second only to Hamber's
"Crystal the drug mule."
769
00:39:08,214 --> 00:39:09,949
And God rest her soul, but--
770
00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:11,951
Well, this is getting
a little crazy.
771
00:39:12,052 --> 00:39:13,520
Yes. Stay with me here.
772
00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:16,790
So, what if this Felicity Price
is some sort of a,
773
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,359
I don't know, a... an impostor?
774
00:39:19,726 --> 00:39:22,696
Uh, you know,
another, another one.
775
00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:25,131
So, it's not, uh,
quintuplets, it's a--
776
00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:26,399
What-What do you call that?
777
00:39:26,499 --> 00:39:28,435
-Sextuplets?
-Sixtuplets.
778
00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:30,370
-Sextuplets.
-Yeah, that's what I said.
779
00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:32,072
-No, no, sextuplets.
-Yeah. Six.
780
00:39:32,172 --> 00:39:33,139
-Sex.
-Yeah.
781
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:34,140
'Cause there's six
of 'em, right?
782
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,241
-No.
-Yeah.
783
00:39:35,342 --> 00:39:36,376
-So, there's six.
-Sex.
784
00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:38,144
-No, that's why
you call it six.
-It's sex.
785
00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:39,946
-It's six, six, six...
-Sex, sex...
786
00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:42,849
-It's Latin. Sex, sex, sex.
-[Charlie] It's Latin.
787
00:39:42,949 --> 00:39:45,085
Dude, I'm just fucking
with you. Come on.
788
00:39:45,185 --> 00:39:47,354
Sexytuplets.
Saucy, okay?
789
00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:49,989
And number sex is pretending
to be number five.
790
00:39:52,258 --> 00:39:53,693
Well, is she
fucking right or not?
791
00:39:54,527 --> 00:39:56,763
Th-There's only one
secret sister.
792
00:39:57,130 --> 00:39:58,465
Norma registered
five births.
793
00:39:58,565 --> 00:40:01,935
Amber, Bebe, Cece,
Delia, and Felicity.
794
00:40:02,035 --> 00:40:03,837
I-I've seen
the documents myself.
795
00:40:03,937 --> 00:40:04,671
God, I'm starving.
796
00:40:04,771 --> 00:40:06,406
Delia, I know
this is hard to accept...
797
00:40:06,506 --> 00:40:08,141
[* loud EDM music playing]
798
00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:10,477
[announcer]
"Kid Cop: Nights."
799
00:40:11,444 --> 00:40:13,380
-There's no legal--
-Thank you so much.
800
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,748
* Freeze *
801
00:40:14,848 --> 00:40:16,549
-I was still eating.
-* Yeah, yeah *
802
00:40:16,649 --> 00:40:17,884
* Tell it to the judge *
803
00:40:19,386 --> 00:40:20,754
Well, that's that then.
804
00:40:21,087 --> 00:40:23,289
-No, no. Hey, new attack...
-What?
805
00:40:23,623 --> 00:40:25,291
-...confront the punk.
-[sighs]
806
00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:26,426
Fuck, come on.
807
00:40:26,526 --> 00:40:28,161
Whoa. Givin' up that easy?
808
00:40:28,261 --> 00:40:29,329
That doesn't seem like you.
809
00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:31,564
Yeah, I mean, no,
I mean, fuck it.
810
00:40:31,664 --> 00:40:33,333
-I'll go.
-Hey, dummy.
811
00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:35,735
Bullshit detective, remember?
812
00:40:36,336 --> 00:40:38,304
Right, you have to do it.
813
00:40:38,405 --> 00:40:40,540
Yeah. Mm. Don't worry
814
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,676
'cause I actually
have conducted, like,
815
00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:44,744
a shocking number
of these ad-hoc interrogations.
816
00:40:44,844 --> 00:40:46,479
So, the first line
out of Felicity
817
00:40:46,579 --> 00:40:48,348
and then, boom,
I'll just crack her
wide open.
818
00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:51,418
Good. Um...
go get 'em, tiger.
819
00:40:51,518 --> 00:40:52,385
Okay.
820
00:40:52,485 --> 00:40:55,488
[* suspenseful music playing]
821
00:41:00,393 --> 00:41:01,861
[door creaks]
822
00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:07,067
Oh, hey, one more thing.
You think we can get some
of these turkey legs to go?
823
00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:08,234
Uh, I don't see why not.
824
00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:10,403
Um, I left
your keys in the car.
825
00:41:10,503 --> 00:41:12,872
Yeah, I remember.
Appreciate it, though.
826
00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:15,575
Oh, yeah, I did prefer
the other beanie.
827
00:41:17,143 --> 00:41:18,111
What?
828
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,056
**
829
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:39,899
-[yelps]
-Hi there, Felicity Price.
830
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,235
What in the hell
are you doing in here?
831
00:41:42,569 --> 00:41:44,838
Why are you lying
about who you are?
832
00:41:45,238 --> 00:41:46,373
-I'm what?
-Well, I mean,
833
00:41:46,473 --> 00:41:48,241
everyone gilds
the lily, but you?
834
00:41:48,808 --> 00:41:52,245
Every sentence out
of your mouth is a porker.
835
00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:54,080
It's makin' my ears ring.
836
00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:55,148
Just what gives?
837
00:41:55,248 --> 00:41:56,483
I-I don't know what you mean.
838
00:41:56,583 --> 00:41:59,686
Okay. Well, I mean,
y-you're lying about being
839
00:41:59,786 --> 00:42:01,488
in that car
when your father died.
840
00:42:01,588 --> 00:42:03,556
-I am not.
-Oh, there you go again.
841
00:42:03,656 --> 00:42:04,958
You're also fibbing about
growing up on the run.
842
00:42:05,058 --> 00:42:07,027
Well, we weren't on
the run all the time,
843
00:42:07,127 --> 00:42:08,128
obviously, but--
844
00:42:08,228 --> 00:42:09,896
Okay, and-and-and you're not
845
00:42:09,996 --> 00:42:11,731
a mixed media visual artist
846
00:42:11,831 --> 00:42:14,601
from rural Vermont,
whatever your bio says.
847
00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:17,604
So, you're, obviously--
Y-Y-You're scamming
848
00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:19,506
these sisters
out of their inheritance
849
00:42:19,606 --> 00:42:20,974
one lie at a time.
850
00:42:21,074 --> 00:42:22,542
So, who are you?
851
00:42:22,642 --> 00:42:24,244
I am Felicity Price.
852
00:42:24,344 --> 00:42:25,545
Nope. Try again.
853
00:42:25,645 --> 00:42:27,781
-I am.
-Bullshit.
854
00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:30,183
God, it's so obvious
you're not who you say you are.
855
00:42:30,283 --> 00:42:31,751
I mean, the accent alone,
856
00:42:31,851 --> 00:42:34,921
it's like, uh,
dinner theater Blanche DuBois.
857
00:42:35,021 --> 00:42:38,191
I-I-If I called one of
Felicity's friends right now,
858
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:40,160
would they even recognize you?
859
00:42:42,996 --> 00:42:45,865
Give it up, lady.
You cannot lie to me.
860
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:49,069
I mean.
Well, I suppose...
861
00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:56,009
Fine.
862
00:42:56,643 --> 00:42:57,911
You're right.
863
00:42:59,446 --> 00:43:02,015
Felicity Price is,
uh, an invention.
864
00:43:02,882 --> 00:43:07,754
A... reaction to the cruelty
I've suffered.
865
00:43:08,188 --> 00:43:09,956
The years of abuse.
866
00:43:11,024 --> 00:43:13,593
Do you know what it takes
to become a real artist?
867
00:43:13,693 --> 00:43:15,362
Ah, gosh, I don't know.
868
00:43:15,462 --> 00:43:17,831
I guess, uh,
big financial safety net.
869
00:43:17,931 --> 00:43:20,066
Maybe some family connections
to the art world.
870
00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:22,669
Pain and sacrifice.
871
00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:26,339
[British accent]
You must kill the old you
872
00:43:26,439 --> 00:43:29,209
to birth the new you.
873
00:43:29,609 --> 00:43:31,845
Reinvent everything.
874
00:43:33,446 --> 00:43:36,649
Your accent, your image,
875
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:39,352
your entire personality,
if you must.
876
00:43:39,619 --> 00:43:43,790
Every moment of every day.
877
00:43:44,891 --> 00:43:46,626
[German accent]
Felicity Price is
878
00:43:46,726 --> 00:43:49,262
who I was supposed to be.
879
00:43:50,997 --> 00:43:53,600
[Southern accent]
Proof of the passion
and creativity
880
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:56,202
that was smothered
out of me.
881
00:43:56,302 --> 00:43:57,737
But no longer.
882
00:43:58,238 --> 00:43:59,205
Now...
883
00:44:01,341 --> 00:44:04,110
I am Felicity Price.
884
00:44:04,210 --> 00:44:05,879
She is me.
885
00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:08,948
[British accent]
You call it a lie.
886
00:44:09,816 --> 00:44:12,018
[normal accent]
I call it my truth.
887
00:44:15,155 --> 00:44:16,589
Okey-smokes, man.
888
00:44:16,856 --> 00:44:18,058
That's true.
889
00:44:18,892 --> 00:44:23,063
Excruciatingly pretentious,
but, uh... true.
890
00:44:23,163 --> 00:44:24,364
Get out.
891
00:44:24,964 --> 00:44:27,801
Alright. Uh, hey,
I'm sorry for overstepping.
892
00:44:28,101 --> 00:44:30,837
Uh, so is there
any shot that, uh,
893
00:44:30,937 --> 00:44:32,439
you could consider
channeling some
894
00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:34,708
of that artistic empathy
towards your sister Delia?
895
00:44:34,808 --> 00:44:36,976
I mean, she's just--
she's been through a lot.
896
00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:38,712
Please leave.
897
00:44:45,885 --> 00:44:47,253
-[door creaks]
-Sorry.
898
00:44:49,222 --> 00:44:50,123
[door closes]
899
00:44:51,224 --> 00:44:52,659
Holy butt-munch!
900
00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:55,462
Oh.
[panting]
901
00:44:55,562 --> 00:44:57,664
[* energetic music playing]
902
00:44:57,764 --> 00:45:00,066
Rest in spangled power, Amber.
903
00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:01,101
We love you.
904
00:45:03,603 --> 00:45:05,472
**
905
00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:07,707
Oh, great.
There you are.
906
00:45:08,074 --> 00:45:10,677
Hey, hey, buddy.
I-I'm sorry, but I-I,
907
00:45:10,777 --> 00:45:12,746
you know, I did that whole
lie detector routine
908
00:45:12,846 --> 00:45:13,980
on Felicity,
just like we planned,
909
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,749
and I'm sorry to say,
but I just--
910
00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:17,384
I don't think
she's an imposter.
911
00:45:17,484 --> 00:45:19,386
Imposter syndrome maybe.
912
00:45:19,753 --> 00:45:21,755
What the fuck are
you talking about?
913
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,429
Alright. If you were just, like,
tooling around
914
00:45:29,529 --> 00:45:32,632
the neighborhood for two hours,
like some angsty teen,
915
00:45:32,732 --> 00:45:34,734
then who was I even gabbing to?
916
00:45:34,834 --> 00:45:37,370
I-I mean,
are you even you?
917
00:45:37,470 --> 00:45:39,406
I'm me, Delia.
918
00:45:41,574 --> 00:45:43,109
We met at an apple orchard.
919
00:45:44,277 --> 00:45:45,412
Charlie.
920
00:45:45,512 --> 00:45:47,480
Alright. I, I see it.
921
00:45:47,914 --> 00:45:49,549
I don't understand
why any of my sisters
922
00:45:49,649 --> 00:45:51,051
would pretend to be me.
923
00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:53,153
Hey, there you are, um.
924
00:45:53,253 --> 00:45:55,422
I wanted to get this
to you before you leave.
925
00:45:56,923 --> 00:45:59,192
I-I'm glad you changed
your mind, Delia.
926
00:45:59,292 --> 00:46:00,393
G-Good luck.
927
00:46:05,765 --> 00:46:06,800
That's why.
928
00:46:07,701 --> 00:46:12,305
[sighs] Felicity offered us
$150K to not contest the will.
929
00:46:12,405 --> 00:46:14,541
I guess one of my sisters
wore my coat.
930
00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:17,377
Oh, and your beanie, right.
The different color.
931
00:46:17,477 --> 00:46:18,678
God, I'm a moron.
932
00:46:18,778 --> 00:46:20,280
And, uh, signed the contract.
933
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:23,249
No, no, no, no.
You, you got to tear this up.
934
00:46:23,350 --> 00:46:24,918
We can prove
that's not your signature.
935
00:46:25,218 --> 00:46:27,253
Charlie, I have
been staring
936
00:46:27,354 --> 00:46:29,089
at that drinks table
ever since we got here
937
00:46:29,189 --> 00:46:31,091
trying to remember
why it's not
938
00:46:31,191 --> 00:46:33,493
a fantastic idea
to get wasted.
939
00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:36,196
Whoever did this
had it right.
940
00:46:37,097 --> 00:46:38,465
Take the money and run.
941
00:46:38,565 --> 00:46:40,500
I mean, you can't even
buy a whole orchard
942
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,203
for $150K,
I-I'd assume.
943
00:46:43,303 --> 00:46:46,006
I am financially illiterate.
It does keep me up at night.
944
00:46:46,106 --> 00:46:48,742
Money is replaceable.
I pick peace of mind.
945
00:46:48,842 --> 00:46:50,744
Well, you know what?
Sorry, buddy,
946
00:46:50,844 --> 00:46:52,712
but, fuck it, I'd love
for you to have both.
947
00:46:52,812 --> 00:46:54,514
Hey, Lady Diana.
948
00:46:54,614 --> 00:46:55,915
-Lady Diana.
-Hey. Whoa.
949
00:46:56,016 --> 00:46:57,817
-Lady Diana. Come here.
-Hey, hey, mine.
950
00:46:57,917 --> 00:46:59,786
Come here.
Wrong leg, baby girl.
951
00:46:59,886 --> 00:47:01,855
Alright, we're gonna get
'em next time. I promise.
952
00:47:02,222 --> 00:47:03,123
Sorry.
953
00:47:03,223 --> 00:47:05,358
No, it's, uh,
Lady Di's now, uh.
954
00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:06,626
Oh, okay.
955
00:47:06,726 --> 00:47:08,428
[Charlie]
Hey, uh, how's that going?
956
00:47:08,528 --> 00:47:09,696
You still can't find
that missing foot?
957
00:47:09,796 --> 00:47:12,098
Oh, God.
Who would take Amber's foot?
958
00:47:12,198 --> 00:47:15,802
The wild boars,
passing hobos riding the rails,
seagulls.
959
00:47:15,902 --> 00:47:17,237
You can't expect
a human foot to just stay
960
00:47:17,337 --> 00:47:18,538
on the beach
and no one take it nowhere.
961
00:47:18,638 --> 00:47:21,641
I don't know. It seems
a humble enough expectation.
962
00:47:21,741 --> 00:47:23,143
And that's not even
the worst part.
963
00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,979
Well, okay. Sh-Shoot.
What's the worst part?
964
00:47:26,079 --> 00:47:29,516
I got that song
stuck in my head.
Um, "Footloose."
965
00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:31,151
Um...
966
00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:34,521
* Everybody cut loose,
footloose *
967
00:47:34,621 --> 00:47:36,923
* Kick off your Sunday shoes *
968
00:47:37,357 --> 00:47:38,792
All day.
969
00:47:39,225 --> 00:47:42,062
-Well, I did ask.
-Mm.
970
00:47:43,563 --> 00:47:45,598
[hums "Footloose"]
971
00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:48,335
Um, goddamnit.
972
00:47:48,435 --> 00:47:51,438
It's like the smallpox
of movie plot songs.
973
00:47:51,538 --> 00:47:52,539
I blame Bacon.
974
00:47:52,639 --> 00:47:54,240
[chuckles]
Bacon.
975
00:47:56,810 --> 00:47:57,977
Bacon.
976
00:47:59,346 --> 00:48:00,980
-Hold on a second.
-What?
977
00:48:01,081 --> 00:48:02,816
Well, portrait.
978
00:48:02,916 --> 00:48:06,086
Kevin Bacon in "Footloose."
Life-sized bust.
979
00:48:06,186 --> 00:48:08,555
Daniel Day-Lewis
circa "My Left Foot."
980
00:48:08,655 --> 00:48:09,889
Right.
981
00:48:09,989 --> 00:48:12,459
Footlong, Five Dollar Subway,
cast in bronze,
982
00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:16,529
and a, a marble ruler,
approximately 12 inches,
983
00:48:16,629 --> 00:48:18,798
always known as a foot.
984
00:48:19,265 --> 00:48:21,568
Is this a riddle
or an aneurysm?
985
00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:25,372
All of Felicity Price's
artwork is foot-related.
986
00:48:25,472 --> 00:48:26,506
-And?
-And,
987
00:48:26,606 --> 00:48:30,210
and Amber's dead body
is missing a foot.
988
00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:34,047
So that means I...
don't know why.
989
00:48:35,281 --> 00:48:37,150
Geez.
Synchronicity?
990
00:48:41,087 --> 00:48:43,356
-No fucking way.
-[Charlie shudders]
991
00:48:43,456 --> 00:48:44,524
* Dance *
992
00:48:44,624 --> 00:48:46,226
[* EDM music playing]
993
00:48:46,326 --> 00:48:47,761
[Amber] [as Felicity]
I always say
994
00:48:47,861 --> 00:48:52,032
that art
reveals the artist.
995
00:48:52,132 --> 00:48:54,100
[* music stops]
996
00:48:56,936 --> 00:48:58,204
[Charlie]
Faux-licity.
997
00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:01,841
I figured you out.
998
00:49:02,308 --> 00:49:05,211
Before Amber saw
Norma's new will,
999
00:49:05,311 --> 00:49:06,780
she was coping
just fine
1000
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,615
with her mother's
illness, right?
1001
00:49:08,715 --> 00:49:10,583
That's true. She was,
she was very strong.
1002
00:49:10,684 --> 00:49:13,553
[Charlie] Yes. But then,
Norma names Felicity Price
1003
00:49:13,653 --> 00:49:15,422
as the new heir
of the "Kid Cop" gazillions.
1004
00:49:15,522 --> 00:49:19,459
And, uh, well,
Amber begins to transform.
1005
00:49:19,559 --> 00:49:22,128
New hairdo, weird piercings,
starting to dress
1006
00:49:22,228 --> 00:49:24,130
like some kind of
a cartoon plumber.
1007
00:49:24,230 --> 00:49:25,565
[Cece]
Excusez-moi.
1008
00:49:25,665 --> 00:49:26,566
She was having a breakdown.
1009
00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:29,436
Yes, but, uh, not for
the reason you think.
1010
00:49:29,536 --> 00:49:33,073
You see, uh, those changes
that Norma made to the will,
1011
00:49:33,173 --> 00:49:37,877
well, they were causing Amber
to become homicidal,
1012
00:49:37,977 --> 00:49:38,745
not suicidal.
1013
00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:40,780
Isn't that right,
Fauxlicity?
1014
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,282
Well, I wouldn't know.
1015
00:49:42,382 --> 00:49:44,217
You stopped my set
for this?
1016
00:49:44,317 --> 00:49:45,251
May I?
1017
00:49:47,087 --> 00:49:48,188
[phone clicks]
1018
00:49:48,288 --> 00:49:49,356
-Thanks, pal.
-You're welcome.
1019
00:49:49,456 --> 00:49:50,857
[Amber] [on phone]
And I can't go on without her.
1020
00:49:50,957 --> 00:49:53,660
So, I've come
to the bluff to jump.
1021
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,062
-So, when you see--
-Bullshit.
1022
00:49:56,162 --> 00:49:57,897
And pretty lame acting
on top.
1023
00:49:57,997 --> 00:49:59,733
Suffice to say,
I can tell
1024
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:03,803
based on this video alone
that, uh, well, she's lying.
1025
00:50:03,903 --> 00:50:05,372
Amber had no intentions
of jumping.
1026
00:50:05,472 --> 00:50:08,108
You really shouldn't speak
ill of the dead like this.
1027
00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:12,112
Ah, well, that's okay
because Amber isn't dead.
1028
00:50:12,212 --> 00:50:13,780
Felicity Price is.
1029
00:50:14,881 --> 00:50:17,951
Amber's new look
was a disguise.
1030
00:50:18,051 --> 00:50:20,253
Designed to make
everyone believe
1031
00:50:20,353 --> 00:50:23,023
that the body at the bottom
of the bluff was her.
1032
00:50:23,123 --> 00:50:26,126
When, in fact,
it was actually the body
1033
00:50:26,226 --> 00:50:30,263
of your long-lost sister,
Felicity Price.
1034
00:50:31,464 --> 00:50:33,099
-Sacré bleu.
-Oh, my God.
1035
00:50:33,199 --> 00:50:37,203
It was a crazy-smart
scheme. Oh, boy.
1036
00:50:37,303 --> 00:50:41,107
But there was just that
one thing about Felicity
1037
00:50:41,207 --> 00:50:43,109
that you couldn't fake,
wasn't there?
1038
00:50:43,209 --> 00:50:45,311
Something that you
found out about
1039
00:50:45,412 --> 00:50:47,080
after you murdered her.
1040
00:50:49,015 --> 00:50:50,617
Her prosthetic foot.
1041
00:50:50,717 --> 00:50:52,752
-No.
-Shut up.
1042
00:50:52,852 --> 00:50:54,120
You know,
it was, uh, really
1043
00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:56,356
some very quick thinking
what you did with the train.
1044
00:50:56,456 --> 00:50:58,558
And, uh, well, those cops,
1045
00:50:58,658 --> 00:50:59,659
yeah, they bought it.
1046
00:50:59,759 --> 00:51:01,161
Take off your left boot.
1047
00:51:01,261 --> 00:51:03,830
That is wildly inappropriate
to ask her to do...
1048
00:51:16,743 --> 00:51:18,378
[knuckles thud]
1049
00:51:19,045 --> 00:51:21,514
Oh. Oh, wow.
1050
00:51:21,981 --> 00:51:23,817
Oh, gosh.
I'm so sorry.
1051
00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:25,018
-[both sigh]
-[Delia] This is...
1052
00:51:25,118 --> 00:51:26,686
[Charlie]
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
1053
00:51:26,786 --> 00:51:27,687
No, dude, I'm sorry--
1054
00:51:27,787 --> 00:51:30,357
How very dare you.
1055
00:51:31,091 --> 00:51:34,194
I come here to meet
my long-lost family
1056
00:51:34,294 --> 00:51:35,729
at the wake
1057
00:51:35,829 --> 00:51:37,931
of the mother I never knew.
1058
00:51:38,531 --> 00:51:40,500
And how do you welcome me?
1059
00:51:41,801 --> 00:51:44,871
You force me
1060
00:51:44,971 --> 00:51:49,275
to bare my disability to you.
1061
00:51:49,809 --> 00:51:52,112
-[both whispering indistinctly]
-Are you happy now?
1062
00:51:52,212 --> 00:51:54,914
-No.
-Or is there
1063
00:51:55,348 --> 00:51:58,885
more humiliation
in store?
1064
00:52:02,522 --> 00:52:05,458
[* suspenseful music playing]
1065
00:52:07,127 --> 00:52:08,361
Uh...
1066
00:52:09,029 --> 00:52:10,230
hold on.
1067
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:20,440
[trophy thuds]
1068
00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:22,876
-Oh!
-[gasping]
1069
00:52:31,951 --> 00:52:33,787
-[blood spurting]
-[* suspenseful music playing]
1070
00:52:33,887 --> 00:52:35,055
-[both gasp]
-[Bebe] Ew!
1071
00:52:35,155 --> 00:52:36,923
Oh, my God,
that's so gross.
1072
00:52:37,023 --> 00:52:39,526
-[Cece] No.
-Holy butt-munching shit!
1073
00:52:39,626 --> 00:52:40,727
[Amber thuds]
1074
00:52:40,827 --> 00:52:41,961
-Hamber?
-Hamber!
1075
00:52:42,062 --> 00:52:44,831
The art reveals
the artist.
1076
00:52:45,065 --> 00:52:46,666
The spangles. Yikes.
1077
00:52:46,766 --> 00:52:48,935
You know, I'm-I'm
gonna call the cops.
1078
00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:51,071
I, I did everything right.
1079
00:52:51,638 --> 00:52:54,140
Everything Mom asked.
It all should have been mine.
1080
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,408
Hi. Yeah.
1081
00:52:55,508 --> 00:52:57,143
I'd like to report a crime.
1082
00:52:57,243 --> 00:52:58,278
[knocking]
1083
00:52:58,945 --> 00:53:00,280
-[Charlie]
God, that was quick.
-Yeah.
1084
00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:01,648
[officer] I'm sorry
to barge in like this.
1085
00:53:02,215 --> 00:53:04,317
We just fingerprinted
the corpse's body.
1086
00:53:04,417 --> 00:53:06,386
That wasn't your sister, Amber,
down on those tracks.
1087
00:53:06,486 --> 00:53:08,755
-It was--
-Oh, we know, Felicity Price.
1088
00:53:09,456 --> 00:53:12,158
Wait, so that means...
Uh, did one of you...
1089
00:53:12,258 --> 00:53:13,393
-She did it.
-It was her.
1090
00:53:13,493 --> 00:53:15,228
-Uh, she did it.
-Oh!
1091
00:53:18,631 --> 00:53:20,100
-Which one is this?
-Amber.
1092
00:53:20,633 --> 00:53:23,003
Does that mean we all have
different fingerprints?
1093
00:53:23,103 --> 00:53:25,939
Of course.
You're twins, not clones.
1094
00:53:26,039 --> 00:53:28,174
Oh, my God. Yeah.
1095
00:53:28,274 --> 00:53:29,776
Oui, merde.
1096
00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:33,613
[siren chirps]
1097
00:53:36,616 --> 00:53:38,518
I wish I'd have gotten
to know her, you know?
1098
00:53:39,352 --> 00:53:41,988
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
1099
00:53:43,289 --> 00:53:45,325
So, uh, who gets
all the money now?
1100
00:53:45,425 --> 00:53:47,761
Well, Felicity had
no surviving family,
1101
00:53:47,861 --> 00:53:50,096
so all the "Kid Cop" money
comes to us.
1102
00:53:50,196 --> 00:53:51,798
-Oh, shit.
-Yeah.
1103
00:53:51,898 --> 00:53:52,866
-Whoa.
-Mm.
1104
00:53:52,966 --> 00:53:55,535
So, enough to buy the orchard
off the old man, huh?
1105
00:53:55,635 --> 00:53:57,771
Well, two orchards.
Thanks to you.
1106
00:53:57,871 --> 00:53:59,139
Me? No.
1107
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,574
Uh, come on,
I just asked a few questions.
1108
00:54:03,309 --> 00:54:05,612
Why don't you, um,
come in on it with me?
1109
00:54:06,546 --> 00:54:07,881
We make a good team
1110
00:54:07,981 --> 00:54:09,883
and if nothing else,
it'll give you time
1111
00:54:09,983 --> 00:54:11,751
to figure out your dream.
1112
00:54:11,851 --> 00:54:12,952
Uh...
1113
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,088
Yeah. I don't know. Uh...
1114
00:54:15,689 --> 00:54:18,191
Well, maybe I could use
a little settling down.
1115
00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:20,360
Form a little
human connection and,
1116
00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:22,162
oh, maybe get to know
the name of a few apples.
1117
00:54:22,262 --> 00:54:23,496
Don't set your bar too high.
1118
00:54:23,596 --> 00:54:25,498
-[both laugh]
-Nah, I mean, you're right.
1119
00:54:25,598 --> 00:54:27,600
Shit. Like, what am I even
running from, right?
1120
00:54:27,701 --> 00:54:29,135
-[plastic pops]
-[water splashes]
1121
00:54:29,235 --> 00:54:30,704
[car engine roaring]
1122
00:54:30,804 --> 00:54:31,838
[gunshots]
1123
00:54:31,938 --> 00:54:33,306
Oh, right.
1124
00:54:34,674 --> 00:54:36,643
-[* "I Palindrome I"
by They Might Be Giants playing]
1125
00:54:36,743 --> 00:54:40,180
* Someday Mother will die
and I'll get the money *
1126
00:54:41,247 --> 00:54:46,686
* Mom leans down and says,
"My sentiments exactly" *
1127
00:54:48,555 --> 00:54:50,357
* You son of a bitch *
1128
00:54:50,457 --> 00:54:52,025
* I palindrome I *
1129
00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:53,760
* I palindrome I *
1130
00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:55,428
* I palindrome I *
1131
00:54:55,528 --> 00:54:57,063
* I palindrome I *
1132
00:54:57,163 --> 00:54:59,199
* And I am a snake head *
1133
00:54:59,299 --> 00:55:03,703
* Eating the head
on the opposite side *
1134
00:55:03,937 --> 00:55:05,438
* I palindrome I *
1135
00:55:05,538 --> 00:55:07,107
* Manonam *
1136
00:55:07,207 --> 00:55:08,875
* I palindrome I *
1137
00:55:08,975 --> 00:55:11,578
* Manonam *
1138
00:55:11,678 --> 00:55:18,284
* See that bulletproof dress
hanging from the clothesline *
1139
00:55:18,385 --> 00:55:24,024
* See the medical chart
with the random zig-zag *
1140
00:55:24,391 --> 00:55:26,793
* Now I'll help it decide *
1141
00:55:26,893 --> 00:55:28,428
* I palindrome I *
1142
00:55:28,528 --> 00:55:30,063
* Manonam *
1143
00:55:30,163 --> 00:55:31,898
* I palindrome I *
1144
00:55:31,998 --> 00:55:33,466
* Manonam *
1145
00:55:33,566 --> 00:55:35,935
* I palindrome I *
1146
00:55:36,036 --> 00:55:37,604
[* song ends]
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