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Oh my god, Jane, what are you doing?

What are you wearing?

Well, I thought a show on the Netflix about these Derby girls.

And it looks so fun and they wore fun stuff like this, so I went out to the mall and I got this, which I understand is a little risque, but I want to practice.

I want to be like that.

It looks so fun.

I'm going to try out.

There's got to be a team around here somewhere.

I mean, I get it, but I mean, shouldn't you be practicing on pavement, maybe?

I mean, this is the country where you can pavement for miles.

I got to deal with what I got.

This is what I got.

So look, now that you're here, can I take you for just five minutes?

And time me?

Will you time me?

I'm getting really good.

Come on.

All right.

Yeah, sure.

All right.

Let's go.

I need to get baz or come on.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God!

I can't!

Oh my God! I can't move!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God! What do we do?

What do we do?

Oh I'm so sorry!

Oh my God! Oh my God I'm never going to let me be a Derby girl from this cutscene!

Oh God! Oh God! I can't! Oh God! I can't!

Oh God! I can't get up! Oh my God!

Oh God!

Oh God! I just want to sit here for a minute and maybe my back will start to feel a little better.

Okay.

Oh yeah that feels better.

Honey, what I think you need to do

is move your hips a little. Do you think you could do that?

Move your hips. Oh yeah just like that.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah I keep doing it. Try faster.

Oh yeah! Just like that. Yes! I think, yeah!

Oh yeah I think we keep doing this. It'll come out.

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah! Oh good job honey!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

I think maybe I can try to...

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Okay honey here. Let me help you here. Let me help!

Let me help! Let me help! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God! I'm going to go again!

Oh my God! Let me try!

Okay.

Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God! I can't believe I tripped on you!

Oh shit!

Oh God! It won't come out!

Oh look at it!

Oh God! Oh my God!

Oh God! Let me try harder okay?

Okay. Okay.

Oh my God! Come on get on!

Get on! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh honey!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh honey!

Oh! I think we might use the leap. I never learned any.

Okay!

Let me think. Let me think what else we can do.

Alright. I'm going to stop these things.

They're so heavy! I'm really trying maybe I am.

Okay.

Yeah I mean I think it's working.

Okay.

Oh honey!

Oh God! I'm so close! I'm so close to this!

We're almost here!

Oh shit! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

Wait! Wait! I got an idea!

Oh good! Good! Okay! Alright! Alright!

I'm going to try to get up! Okay! Alright!

Okay! Let's do this! Let's do it!

Alright! Alright! I'm getting out! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh my God!

Oh shit! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh fuck!

Oh my God! I'm still inside you!

You try honey! You try to get it out!

Okay! Alright! Alright! Alright!

I'll get it worked out!

Oh my God! Oh yeah!

Oh I feel like we're still close! Oh yeah!

I am close!

Oh yeah! I knew you could do it!

Oh! Oh yeah! Oh shoot!

Oh my God! Oh yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! You're doing it! You're like doing it baby!

Oh it's going to come out! Oh it's going to come out! Yeah!

What's happening? I'm still in need!

Oh shit! Oh I think we're kidding!

Oh yeah! It's coming out!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh shit!

I'm out!

Alright! Oh! Oh yeah! Don't worry!

Why are we going to tell it? Your father!