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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,134 --> 00:00:09,051 - OKAY. HERE'S YOUR PAYCHECK. 2 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:10,314 PLUS YOUR EXPENSES. 3 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:12,316 - ALL RIGHT, WHO SAYS CRIME DOESN'T PAY? 4 00:00:12,359 --> 00:00:15,231 - OKAY, I SIGN HERE... 5 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:21,195 AND I JUST NEED YOUR INITIALS. 6 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,589 JUST YOUR INITIALS. 7 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:28,202 YOU DON'T NEED TO SIGN IT, JUST YOUR INITIALS. 8 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:30,812 "A" AND AN "M". 9 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,814 - HI. both: HI. 10 00:00:32,857 --> 00:00:35,034 - MY, LOOK AT YOU! YOU LOOK SPECTACULAR. 11 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,210 - THANK YOU. - MR. MONK, TK IS HERE. 12 00:00:37,253 --> 00:00:39,343 DOESN'T SHE LOOK GREAT? - OH, YEAH. 13 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:41,040 - WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 14 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:42,606 - IT'S OUR SIX-MONTH ANNIVERSARY, 15 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:45,131 SO LELAND'S TAKING ME TO LA PASTERIA. 16 00:00:45,174 --> 00:00:47,090 - OOH, VERY NICE. - HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? 17 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:50,179 - NO, THAT'S HOW NICE IT IS. - OH, MY GOD! 18 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:53,487 - WHAT? 19 00:00:53,530 --> 00:00:55,011 - HE WANTS TO MARRY YOU. 20 00:00:55,054 --> 00:00:58,970 HE'S GOING TO PROPOSE TO YOU TONIGHT. 21 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:00,363 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 22 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:02,061 - THERE'S SOMETHING IN HIS POCKET, 23 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,801 HE'S BEEN PATTING IT ALL DAY, 24 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:07,197 IT'S ABOUT THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF A RING BOX. 25 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:11,114 PLUS, HE TRIMMED HIS MUSTACHE TWO DAYS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE. 26 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:13,115 AND HE'S BEEN TALKING TO HIMSELF JUST NOW. 27 00:01:13,159 --> 00:01:15,162 I'LL BET HE'S REHEARSING. - OH. 28 00:01:15,204 --> 00:01:17,120 - PLUS, HE'S FLOSSING HIS TEETH, 29 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:18,903 WHICH IS SOMETHING HE NEVER DOES! 30 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,427 - [giggling] 31 00:01:20,471 --> 00:01:22,212 - OH, MY GOD, LELAND! 32 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:24,039 - [whispers] CONGRATULATIONS! 33 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,432 - MR. MONK, YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE. 34 00:01:25,475 --> 00:01:27,129 - NO, I DIDN'T. I'M VERY SURPRISED. 35 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:29,132 - WAIT, HERE HE COMES. DON'T LET ON. 36 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:30,873 DON'T LET HIM KNOW THAT WE KNOW. 37 00:01:30,915 --> 00:01:32,179 [clears throat] 38 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,572 - HEY, HEY. - HI. 39 00:01:34,615 --> 00:01:35,834 - YOU LOOK GREAT. 40 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:38,140 IT'S 6:30, SO WE SHOULD GET...GOING. 41 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:40,534 - [giggles] 42 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:41,536 - ARE YOU OKAY? 43 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:44,843 - [crying] 44 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:52,286 - WHY IS EVERYBODY CRYING? 45 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:54,200 - [sniffs] NO REASON. 46 00:01:54,243 --> 00:01:55,811 [sniffs] 47 00:01:55,853 --> 00:01:59,206 - YOU TWO HAVE FUN. 48 00:01:59,248 --> 00:02:01,382 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 49 00:02:01,424 --> 00:02:04,298 - THEY FIGURED IT OUT. THAT YOU'RE PROPOSING. 50 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:10,304 - I WONDER HOW. 51 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:12,175 WHAT DO I DO NOW? 52 00:02:12,218 --> 00:02:15,046 [sighs] 53 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:16,788 I GUESS I'LL JUST DO IT HERE. 54 00:02:16,831 --> 00:02:19,225 - WAIT, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 55 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,183 JUST LET'S JUST WAIT TILL WE'RE ALONE. 56 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,317 AND I WANNA HEAR THE WHOLE SPEECH. 57 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:27,234 AND...AND EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE PLANNED. 58 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:30,585 - OH. 59 00:02:30,627 --> 00:02:32,848 - IS THAT A "YES"? 60 00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:35,545 - WELL, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND FIND OUT. 61 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:40,289 [laughing] 62 00:02:43,379 --> 00:02:45,687 WAIT, CAN I JUST TAKE A PEEK, JUST A LITTLE PEAK? 63 00:02:45,729 --> 00:02:47,210 OH! [laughing] 64 00:02:53,998 --> 00:02:56,263 - LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO A WEDDING. 65 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,746 [Randy Newman ragtime theme] 66 00:03:01,789 --> 00:03:04,052 ♪ IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 67 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:08,796 ♪ DISORDER AND CONFUSION EVERYWHERE ♪ 68 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,799 ♪ NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE 69 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,147 ♪ WELL, I DO 70 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,237 ♪ HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 71 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:18,675 ♪ IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 72 00:03:18,719 --> 00:03:21,896 ♪ POISON IN THE VERY AIR WE BREATHE ♪ 73 00:03:21,939 --> 00:03:24,900 ♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK? ♪ 74 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:28,512 ♪ WELL, I DO, AND IT'S A-MA-ZING ♪ 75 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:32,168 ♪ PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY 'CAUSE I WORRY ALL THE TIME ♪ 76 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:35,258 ♪ IF YOU PAID ATTENTION, YOU'D BE WORRIED TOO ♪ 77 00:03:35,301 --> 00:03:39,305 ♪ YOU'D BETTER PAY ATTENTION OR THIS WORLD WE LOVE SO MUCH ♪ 78 00:03:39,348 --> 00:03:43,091 ♪ MIGHT JUST KILL YOU 79 00:03:43,134 --> 00:03:45,573 ♪ I COULD BE WRONG NOW 80 00:03:45,615 --> 00:03:47,617 ♪ BUT I DON'T THINK SO 81 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:50,447 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE ♪ 82 00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:53,493 ♪ IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE ♪ 83 00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:06,376 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - YES, SIR. 84 00:04:06,419 --> 00:04:08,465 I'M SORRY, LIEUTENANT, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 85 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:11,512 THINK THEY KILLED HIM FIRST? - GOD, I HOPE SO. 86 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:14,602 PETERS, ANY I.D. AT ALL? FINGERPRINTS, ANYTHING? 87 00:04:14,645 --> 00:04:16,125 - YOU NEED FINGERS FOR FINGERPRINTS. 88 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,519 - ♪ HEAVEN 89 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:20,564 ♪ I'M IN HEAVEN 90 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:23,610 ♪ AND MY HEART BEATS SO THAT I CAN HARDLY SPEAK ♪ 91 00:04:23,653 --> 00:04:25,526 [chuckles] HOW YOU DOIN'? 92 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:28,442 ♪ AND I FINALLY FOUND THE HAPPINESS I SEEK ♪ 93 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:29,529 HEY THERE, KEVIN. 94 00:04:29,572 --> 00:04:31,314 YOU LOOK GOOD. YOU LOSING WEIGHT? 95 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,011 GOOD DEAL. 96 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:36,492 ♪ WHEN WE'RE OUT TOGETHER DANCIN' CHEEK TO CHEEK ♪ 97 00:04:36,536 --> 00:04:38,189 [breathes in] HEY, I SMELL RIBS. 98 00:04:38,233 --> 00:04:39,452 - IT IS RIBS. 99 00:04:39,495 --> 00:04:41,411 YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD THIS MORNING. 100 00:04:41,454 --> 00:04:42,933 - I'M IN A GREAT MOOD. 101 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:45,415 I'M GETTING MARRIED IN NINE DAYS, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 102 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:48,461 ♪ HEAVEN I'M IN HEAVEN ♪ 103 00:04:48,504 --> 00:04:50,507 ♪ AND MY-- HOLY MONKEY. 104 00:04:50,550 --> 00:04:52,856 - YEAH, A COUPLE OF HIKERS FOUND HIM THIS MORNING. 105 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:54,423 - WHEW! 106 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:56,252 ANY I.D.? 107 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:57,600 - NO. WE GOT A BOOT. 108 00:04:57,644 --> 00:04:59,516 ONE BOOT, EVERYTHING ELSE BURNT UP. 109 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,300 - ONE BOOT? HOLY MONKEY. 110 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:04,346 - FIGURE IT'S A DRIFTER SLEEPING IN THE PARK, 111 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,958 SOME KIDS COME BY, THEY SHOOT HIM, THEN SET HIM ON FIRE, 112 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,569 FOUND A NINE MILLIMETER SHELL RIGHT OVER HERE. 113 00:05:09,612 --> 00:05:12,355 - A COUPLE OF KIDS SHOT HIM FIRST? 114 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,923 - YEAH, I THINK SO. HIS BACK WASN'T AS WELL DONE. 115 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:16,620 YOU KNOW, UH, SO HE WASN'T ROLLING AROUND. 116 00:05:16,663 --> 00:05:19,274 I THINK MOST PEOPLE WOULD, YOU KNOW, ROLL AROUND INSTINCTIVELY. 117 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,363 YOU KNOW? - RIGHT. 118 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,713 - WE, UH... FOUND THIS TOO. 119 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,629 RUM, PROBABLY HIS OWN BOTTLE. 120 00:05:26,673 --> 00:05:28,588 - 151, THAT'LL DO IT. 121 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:31,374 WHEW. ANY PRINTS ON THE BOTTLE? 122 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:32,593 - NO, WIPED DOWN. 123 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:35,377 - OH, KIDS WOULD NOT WIPE DOWN THE BOTTLE, 124 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:36,771 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG HERE. 125 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:39,163 CALL MONK, HAVE HIM MEET US AT THE MORGUE. 126 00:05:39,207 --> 00:05:41,165 - YES, SIR. - YOU CAN COVER THAT UP NOW. 127 00:05:41,209 --> 00:05:43,908 - UH, YES, SIR. - ♪ I LOVE TO GO OUT FISHING 128 00:05:43,951 --> 00:05:46,215 ♪ ON A RIVER OR A CREEK 129 00:05:46,257 --> 00:05:48,738 ♪ BUT I DO NOT LOVE IT HALF AS MUCH ♪ 130 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:50,480 ♪ AS DANCIN' CHEEK TO CHEEK 131 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:51,742 ♪ OH, HEAVEN 132 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:53,918 [walkie talkie chatter] 133 00:05:53,961 --> 00:05:57,444 - ♪ CUPID WAS A GUN FOR HIRE 134 00:05:57,487 --> 00:06:00,968 ♪ TOOK AIM AT LELAND STOTTLEMEYER ♪ 135 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:04,754 ♪ WHO'S LOVE WAS WALLOWED IN THE MIRE ♪ 136 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:08,454 ♪ WE LOVE YOU TK STOTTLEMEYER! ♪ 137 00:06:08,497 --> 00:06:14,329 ♪ MR. AND MRS. STOTTLEMEYER 138 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,375 [stops playing abruptly] 139 00:06:17,637 --> 00:06:19,379 - SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE LIGHT MY FIRE. 140 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,338 - WHAT PART? 141 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,514 - THE WORDS. 142 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:27,473 AND THE MUSIC. 143 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:31,956 WHY DON'T YOU JUST PLAY THE WEDDING MARCH? 144 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,480 - YEAH, I AM-- I AM DURING THE SERVICE. 145 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:36,091 THIS IS FOR AFTER. THIS IS FOR THE RECEPTION. 146 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:39,007 THIS IS MY GIFT. 147 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:42,226 IT'S EITHER THAT OR A TRASH COMPACTOR. 148 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,316 - CAN'T GO WRONG WITH A TRASH COMPACTOR. 149 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,538 - UH, LISTEN, MONK, UM... 150 00:06:49,582 --> 00:06:52,237 ARE YOU OKAY WITH ME AND TK? - WHAT? 151 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,151 - I MEAN, ABOUT HER NAME. 152 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:55,980 - OH, SURE, I THINK IT'S GREAT! 153 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:58,156 EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE A TRUDY IN THEIR LIFE. 154 00:06:58,199 --> 00:06:59,766 - [chuckles] YEAH, THANK YOU, MAN. 155 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,420 THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME. 156 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:02,639 UM, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE. 157 00:07:02,682 --> 00:07:05,076 I GUESS THIS IS AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY. 158 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,730 UH, YOU AND I-- WE GO WAY BACK. 159 00:07:07,774 --> 00:07:11,735 PROBABLY SOME 20-ODD-- OR EVEN...MOSTLY ODD YEARS. 160 00:07:11,778 --> 00:07:13,606 - YEAH. 161 00:07:13,649 --> 00:07:17,305 - SO, I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BE STANDING NEXT TO ME... 162 00:07:17,348 --> 00:07:19,481 NEXT SATURDAY. 163 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,528 - STANDING NEXT TO YOU? 164 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:24,487 - YEAH, I'M ASKING YOU TO BE MY BEST MAN. 165 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,706 - REALLY? 166 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,577 WOW! 167 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:33,235 I'M...I'M--WHAT AM I? I'M--I'M SURPRISED. 168 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:36,019 I'M FLATTERED. I'M SLIGHTLY APPREHENSIVE. 169 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:39,023 AND I'M ANXIOUS, WHICH-- WELL, I'M ALWAYS ANXIOUS. 170 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:41,372 SO THAT DOESN'T REALLY-- - SO IS THAT A YES? 171 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:42,418 - YES. - [sighs] 172 00:07:42,461 --> 00:07:44,507 - YES, ABSOLUTELY. - OKAY. 173 00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:46,509 [laughing] THANK YOU. 174 00:07:46,552 --> 00:07:50,207 - I'LL DO MY BEST TO...BE THE BEST 175 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:52,733 BEST MAN A BEST MAN COULD POSSIBLY BE. 176 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,995 - I'M SURE YOU WILL. [laughing] 177 00:07:55,038 --> 00:07:56,649 IT'S NOT COMPLICATED. 178 00:07:56,692 --> 00:08:00,000 YOUR MAIN JOB IS TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T LOSE THIS. 179 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,612 - I WILL NOT LOSE THIS RING. 180 00:08:03,656 --> 00:08:04,658 - I'M SURE YOU WON'T. 181 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:07,529 - NO, I WILL NOT LOSE THIS RING. 182 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:08,574 - MONK, I THINK YOU'RE BENDING IT. 183 00:08:08,617 --> 00:08:10,141 - YEAH. [door opens] 184 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:11,447 - OH, HELLO ADRIAN. 185 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:14,406 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HEY, FIANCE. 186 00:08:14,449 --> 00:08:16,538 - HEY, YOURSELF. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 187 00:08:16,582 --> 00:08:19,542 - OH, MY GOD, IS THAT A PERSON? 188 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:22,588 - YEAH, IT WAS A PERSON, THEY FOUND IT IN COLIN PARK. 189 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:24,591 - WELL, WHO IS IT? OR WHO WAS IT? 190 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,113 - WE DON'T KNOW. 191 00:08:26,156 --> 00:08:28,595 - NO, THEY TOOK HIS WALLET, EVERYTHING'S BURNED. 192 00:08:28,637 --> 00:08:30,552 - WE'LL BE LUCKY IF WE CAN GET A DNA MATCH. 193 00:08:30,596 --> 00:08:32,423 - OH, GOD, YOU HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY DAY? 194 00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:35,340 - [chuckles] HONEY, I DON'T TEACH KINDERGARTEN. 195 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:38,038 WE KNEW THIS WHEN WE MET. 196 00:08:38,081 --> 00:08:39,735 HEY, WANNA TAKE A WALK? 197 00:08:39,779 --> 00:08:41,172 - OH, I'M OKAY. 198 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:43,173 ACTUALLY, I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK YOU, 199 00:08:43,217 --> 00:08:44,567 AND IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING. 200 00:08:44,610 --> 00:08:45,741 - OKAY. 201 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:47,614 - STEPHANIE GOT ARRESTED LAST NIGHT. 202 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:48,962 - WHO--WHO'S STEPHANIE? 203 00:08:49,005 --> 00:08:50,703 - STEPHANIE BRIGGS, IT'S HER MAID OF HONOR. 204 00:08:50,746 --> 00:08:51,835 - WE'RE SISTERS, 205 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,750 I MEAN, WE FEEL LIKE SISTERS. 206 00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:55,011 - MM-HMM. WHAT'D SHE DO? 207 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,665 - NOTHING, IT WAS JUST SPEEDING. 208 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,754 - WAS SHE DRINKING? - NO, I SWEAR. 209 00:08:58,798 --> 00:09:01,496 IT WAS JUST SPEEDING, IT WAS HER THIRD OFFENSE. 210 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,846 - OKAY, WHERE DID THEY TAKE HER? 211 00:09:02,889 --> 00:09:04,673 - SHE'S HERE. DOWNSTAIRS. 212 00:09:04,717 --> 00:09:06,240 - IN A HOLDING CELL? 213 00:09:06,283 --> 00:09:08,591 - THEY WONT RELEASE HER UNTIL A JUDGE COMES IN TOMORROW. 214 00:09:08,634 --> 00:09:10,941 - SO WHERE'S HER CAR? - THE IMPOUND LOT. 215 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,639 - OKAY, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 216 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:15,466 - OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 217 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:17,207 YOU'RE MY HERO. - OKAY. 218 00:09:17,251 --> 00:09:18,383 - THANK YOU, MM. 219 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,342 - MEET ME OUT BACK IN A HALF AN HOUR. 220 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:26,477 - AH, SMELL THAT SWEET AIR. 221 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,784 - OH, PLEASE, DRAMA QUEEN. 222 00:09:28,828 --> 00:09:30,091 WHAT WERE YOU IN THERE FOR, LIKE, 20 HOURS? 223 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,745 - I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO DIG MY WAY OUT. 224 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,789 - [laughing] SHE WOULD NOT DIG HER WAY OUT, 225 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,618 'CAUSE SHE'D BE AFRAID SHE'D BREAK A FINGER NAIL. 226 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,315 - [scoffs] - CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 227 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:38,403 - YEAH. 228 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,057 - WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? 229 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:43,538 YOU WERE GOING 75 MILES AN HOUR IN A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD. 230 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:44,932 - IT WAS AN EMERGENCY, LELAND, ALL RIGHT? 231 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:46,759 I HAD TO GET TO THE CATERERS BEFORE THEY CLOSED. 232 00:09:46,802 --> 00:09:48,370 - SEE, SHE WAS DOING IT FOR US. 233 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,677 - IT'S JUST A WEDDING, IT'S NOT WORTH GETTING KILLED OVER. 234 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:54,724 WE OUGHT TO BE GETTING MARRIED AT THE BEACH, JUST YOU AND ME. 235 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:57,900 SOMETHING SIMPLE IN THE SAND. DUNES AND FLIP FLOPS. 236 00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:00,643 - THE WEDDING'S NOT JUST FOR US, IT'S FOR THE FAMILIES. 237 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,210 - YOU'RE THE BOSS. 238 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:04,691 THAT'S MY TUXEDO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR PICKING THAT UP. 239 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,693 - YEAH, MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK IT, MAKE SURE IT'S RIGHT. 240 00:10:07,736 --> 00:10:08,825 - OH, I'M SURE IT'S FINE. 241 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,304 I RENT FROM THESE GUYS ALL THE TIME. 242 00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:12,437 - I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN IT. 243 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,744 - OH, THAT'S NAUSEATING, I WANNA GO BACK TO PRISON. 244 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:17,181 - [laughing] - BYE, DRIVE SAFELY. 245 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:18,529 - I'LL KEEP IT UNDER 100. 246 00:10:18,573 --> 00:10:21,054 - CUTE. 247 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:35,677 - YOU WANT ME TO HOLD THE RING? 248 00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:36,809 - I GOT IT. 249 00:10:36,852 --> 00:10:38,942 - WHY DON'T YOU PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET? 250 00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:39,986 - POCKETS RIP. 251 00:10:40,029 --> 00:10:41,683 - HOW ABOUT A DRAWER? 252 00:10:41,727 --> 00:10:43,033 - NOT RELIABLE. - REALLY? 253 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,730 I FIND DRAWERS TO BE PRETTY RELIABLE. 254 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,690 - [chuckling] I'D JUST WORRY ABOUT IT. 255 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,125 YOU KNOW, I'D OBSESS OVER IT. 256 00:10:49,169 --> 00:10:52,869 PROBABLY END UP CARRYING THE WHOLE BUREAU AROUND WITH ME. 257 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:56,177 - YOU ARE TAKING THIS BEST MAN STUFF PRETTY SERIOUSLY. 258 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,875 SO HOW'S THE BACHELOR PARTY COMING? 259 00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:00,224 - OH, THAT'S GOING GREAT, GREAT. 260 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:02,749 I ALREADY BOUGHT THE BEER. - MM-HMM. 261 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,837 - AND GOT A MOVIE. 262 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,144 - [laughing] - WHAT? 263 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:09,929 - I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SO EXCITED, 264 00:11:09,972 --> 00:11:11,582 IT'S LIKE HE PROPOSED TO YOU. 265 00:11:11,626 --> 00:11:13,673 - I KNOW, THAT'S HOW I FEEL. 266 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,936 [laughing] 267 00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:21,768 [laughing] 268 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:22,899 - YOU KNOW, IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT, 269 00:11:22,942 --> 00:11:24,509 I SHOULD REALLY, REALLY GO HOME. 270 00:11:24,552 --> 00:11:26,120 - YEAH, UH-HUH. 271 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,817 GEE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SLEEP HERE? 272 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:29,775 - WELL, BECAUSE I HAVE WORK TO DO. 273 00:11:29,818 --> 00:11:33,866 I HAVE A DEADLINE, I--I HAVE TO REVIEW SEVEN BLENDERS. 274 00:11:38,784 --> 00:11:40,134 ALL RIGHT, THEY'RE JUST BLENDERS. 275 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,788 - MM-HMM. 276 00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:45,095 - [gasps] 277 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,663 - STAY PUT. 278 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:51,014 - [panting] 279 00:11:54,669 --> 00:11:56,019 - [sighs] 280 00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:03,331 - CURTIS RUDNER... ISN'T HE A PEDIATRICIAN? 281 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,594 HE DOESN'T HAVE A DATE? - HE'S SEPARATED. 282 00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,682 - WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'M GONNA MOVE HIM OVER 283 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,510 TO TABLE NUMBER THREE, RIGHT OVER NEXT TO ME. 284 00:12:09,553 --> 00:12:10,860 LOOK AT THAT! HELLO, CURTIS, HOW ARE YOU? 285 00:12:10,903 --> 00:12:12,600 SORRY, DIBS. - ACTUALLY, 286 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,558 NATALIE'S BRINGING HER OWN DOCTOR. 287 00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:15,995 - YES, LIEUTENANT STEVEN ALBRIGHT. 288 00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:18,041 HE'S IN THE NAVY, HE'S A MEDICAL OFFICER. 289 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,129 - VERY NICE. 290 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,609 - READY? ♪ DAH DA DA DA 291 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,784 - AW. - WHOO! 292 00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:25,004 - OKAY. BE HONEST. 293 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,222 - OKAY. - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 294 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,398 - HONEY, IF I LOOKED THAT GOOD, 295 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,616 I WOULD GET MARRIED EVERY SIX MONTHS, 296 00:12:28,659 --> 00:12:29,923 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - [laughing] 297 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,620 [beeper goes off] - OH, NO, IS THAT THE TIME? 298 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:34,057 I HAVE TO GO, I HAVE TO MEET MR. MONK AT THE CRIME LAB. 299 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,581 - GOD, HOW DO YOU DO IT? - DO WHAT? 300 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,279 - YOUR JOB. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH IT? 301 00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:42,239 THE BLOOD, THE ANGER, THE VICTIMS. 302 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:45,634 HOW DO YOU GET USED TO IT? - OH, WELL, I'M NOT USED TO IT. 303 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,548 I HOPE I NEVER AM. 304 00:12:47,591 --> 00:12:49,681 - DON'T TELL LELAND, BUT AFTER THE BREAK-IN LAST WEEK, 305 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,118 I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR TWO DAYS. 306 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,336 - HONEY. 307 00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:54,774 - I'M SERIOUS. 308 00:12:56,863 --> 00:13:00,214 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN BE A COP'S WIFE. 309 00:13:00,256 --> 00:13:02,476 [sighs] 310 00:13:07,611 --> 00:13:09,658 - MONK, THE EVIDENCE IS OVER HERE. 311 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,442 RANDY, GO GET HIM. 312 00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:14,923 IT'S A MIXED ARRANGEMENT, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MIXED UP. 313 00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:18,100 THAT'S THE CENTERPIECE FOR THE TABLES AT THE RECEPTION. 314 00:13:18,144 --> 00:13:19,624 THANK YOU. 315 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:23,236 OKAY, WE HAVE A VICTIM FOUNDED IN COLIN PARK. 316 00:13:23,279 --> 00:13:24,716 HE WAS SHOT ONCE AND THEN BURNED. 317 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:26,153 - I READ THE FILE, SO WHERE ARE WE? 318 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,807 - STILL UNIDENTIFIED. 319 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,243 RANDY, WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HIM? 320 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,592 - WELL, WE KNOW HE WAS...FLAMMABLE. 321 00:13:31,635 --> 00:13:33,463 THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. 322 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:34,943 - AND THIS IS IT? 323 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,946 - THAT'S ALL THERE IS. - HEY, I'M LOOKING FORWARD 324 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,687 TO COMING TO THE BACHELOR PARTY TONIGHT. 325 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,341 WHAT TIME SHOULD I GET THERE? 326 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,690 - 6:00. 327 00:13:41,732 --> 00:13:43,692 - BACHELOR PARTY STARTS AT 6:00? 328 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:44,998 - BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. 329 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,966 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. 330 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,667 - WE HAVE A WORK BOOT, SIZE 12 1/3, MAYBE 13. 331 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,668 SO HE WAS TALL. 332 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,759 AND SLIGHTLY BOWLEGGED. 333 00:14:07,802 --> 00:14:09,892 THE WEAR ON THE HEEL, IT'S UNEVEN. 334 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,894 - YOU GETTING THIS DOWN, RANDY? 335 00:14:11,937 --> 00:14:13,461 - UH, YES, SIR. 336 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,855 - WHAT IS THIS? 337 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,119 THORN. 338 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,381 THERE'S NO BREAK. 339 00:14:21,424 --> 00:14:23,687 I THINK IT WAS CUT. 340 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,039 AND THIS... 341 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,347 WHAT IS THAT? 342 00:14:34,568 --> 00:14:36,831 GREEN STYROFOAM. 343 00:14:38,659 --> 00:14:40,356 - I'LL SEND THIS DOWN TO THE LAB. 344 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,706 - WE'RE IN THE LAB. 345 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,534 - THEN I'LL JUST PUT IT RIGHT THERE. 346 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,582 - YOU KNOW, I CAN HOLD THAT RING. 347 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,540 - I GOT IT. I...GOT IT. 348 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,850 - TRUTH IS, I MIGHT NOT BE NEEDING THAT RING AFTER ALL. 349 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,286 [chuckles] 350 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,984 TK'S HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THE WEDDING. 351 00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,158 BUYER'S REMORSE. 352 00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:01,682 - WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 353 00:15:01,725 --> 00:15:04,642 - WELL, THE BREAK-IN AT MY HOUSE REALLY SPOOKED HER. 354 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:08,211 IT WAS JUST A B AND E, SOME KID, DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING, 355 00:15:08,254 --> 00:15:11,388 PROBABLY A JUNKIE LOOKING FOR MY PIECE. 356 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,389 NOW I CAN'T BRING IT IN THE HOUSE. 357 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:14,739 - WOW. 358 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,177 - NEW RULE, I HAVE TO LEAVE THE GUN IN THE CAR. 359 00:15:19,265 --> 00:15:21,136 MONK, FOR GOD'S SAKE, WOULD YOU LEAVE IT ALONE? 360 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,225 - GREEN STYROFOAM. 361 00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:27,927 HE WAS A FLORIST. 362 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,712 [phone ringing] 363 00:15:31,755 --> 00:15:33,628 - HELLO? 364 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:37,197 - [robot voice] TK JENSEN, SORRY ABOUT THE MESS. 365 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,807 - EXCUSE ME? 366 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,070 - SORRY ABOUT THE MESS 367 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,811 FRIDAY NIGHT IN LELAND'S HOUSE. 368 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,203 - WHO IS THIS? 369 00:15:44,246 --> 00:15:47,772 - TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND I'LL BE STOPPING BY AGAIN. 370 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:51,254 MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU WILL BOTH BE AT HOME. 371 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,081 - SORRY I'M LATE. 372 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,475 - OH, LELAND. 373 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,389 - HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY. 374 00:15:56,432 --> 00:15:57,913 YOU OKAY? YOU'RE SHAKING. 375 00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,219 - OH, SOMEBODY JUST CALLED ME, 376 00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:01,003 AND HE SAID HE RANSACKED YOUR PLACE, 377 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,308 AND HE SAID HE'D BE BACK. 378 00:16:02,351 --> 00:16:04,311 - JUST NOW ON THIS PHONE? LET ME SEE. 379 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,703 DID YOU RECOGNIZE THE VOICE? 380 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:09,837 - NO...IT WAS WEIRD. IT WAS MECHANICAL. 381 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,883 - ELECTRONIC FILTER, COULD'VE BEEN ANYBODY. 382 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,711 COMPTEL. IT WAS A PAY PHONE. 383 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,106 - HE KNEW MY NAME. 384 00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:19,890 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 385 00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:21,980 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 386 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,982 JUST SOME CREEP HAVING FUN. 387 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,115 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT TOMORROW. 388 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,336 LET'S GO HOME AND LOCK THE DOOR. 389 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,773 - WHAT ABOUT THE PARTY? - FORGET ABOUT THE PARTY. 390 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,644 I'LL CANCEL IT. 391 00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:35,384 - YOU CAN'T, IT'S YOUR BACHELOR PARTY. 392 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,039 - LOOK, THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU TONIGHT. 393 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,911 - I'M FINE. 394 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,217 I'LL GO TO THE OFFICE, I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO ANYWAY. 395 00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:43,871 AND THERE'S 20 PEOPLE THERE, I'LL BE FINE. 396 00:16:43,914 --> 00:16:45,221 - NO. - YOU HAVE TO GO. 397 00:16:45,264 --> 00:16:46,265 - NO. 398 00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:47,918 - THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ADRIAN. 399 00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:49,703 HE'S BEEN PLANNING IT ALL WEEK. 400 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,447 - OKAY, I'LL GO. - [laughing] 401 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,838 - BESIDES, THE PARTY'S AT MONK'S HOUSE, 402 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,275 IT'LL BE OVER BY 9:00. 403 00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:01,846 - LELAND... 404 00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:03,586 DOES THIS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME? 405 00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:05,980 JUST TELL ME, IS THIS GONNA BE MY LIFE? 406 00:17:07,808 --> 00:17:09,244 - NO. 407 00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:11,987 I SWEAR THIS NEVER HAPPENS. 408 00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:17,905 - OKAY, DOES EVERYBODY HAVE PIZZA? 409 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,820 - UH, THERE'S NOTHING ON IT. 410 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,910 - I KNOW! I ORDERED PLAIN. 411 00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:24,086 - NOT EVEN CHEESE? - I ORDERED EXTRA PLAIN. 412 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,435 NO FUSS, NO MUSS. AND USE YOUR COASTERS. 413 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,396 ALL RIGHT, THE LARGE COASTERS GO UNDER THE SMALL COASTERS. 414 00:17:33,877 --> 00:17:35,792 AND THERE'S TRASH BAGS IN THE KITCHEN. 415 00:17:35,836 --> 00:17:38,361 EVERYBODY GETS ONE, I PUT YOUR NAMES AT THE TOP. 416 00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:40,102 - MONK, THERE'S A BATHROOM IN THE BATHROOM. 417 00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:42,409 - WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT, MIKE? 418 00:17:42,451 --> 00:17:43,758 IN THE KITCHEN? 419 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,802 [scoffs] 420 00:17:45,846 --> 00:17:47,587 - GREAT, THANK YOU. 421 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,067 WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT. 422 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,721 IT CAME FROM A PAYPHONE, A GAS STATION ON VINTON STREET. 423 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,115 - ANY PRINTS? 424 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,116 - NO PRINTS, NO WITNESSES. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 425 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,944 SOMEONE WITH A GRUDGE, SOMEONE YOU PUT AWAY? 426 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,903 - MAYBE, IT'S NOT A SHORT LIST. 427 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,339 - HOW'S TK DOING? 428 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,384 - SHE'S SCARED TO DEATH. 429 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:03,385 - EXCUSE ME. 430 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,648 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 431 00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:07,825 IS EVERYBODY HAVING FUN? 432 00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:09,218 - YOU MEAN "IS ANYBODY HAVING FUN?" 433 00:18:09,261 --> 00:18:11,001 - [chuckles] THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD. 434 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,569 ALL RIGHT, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 435 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,007 ABOUT OUR FRIEND, LELAND FRANCIS STOTTLEMEYER. 436 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:19,315 - WHOO! [cheers and applause] 437 00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:21,099 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 438 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,797 OKAY. - AND IT GOES LIKE THIS. 439 00:18:22,839 --> 00:18:26,278 "A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR WITH A DUCK ON HIS HEAD." 440 00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:29,412 [laughing] THERE'S MORE, THERE'S MORE. 441 00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:32,807 "THE BARTENDER SAYS 'SAY, AREN'T YOU LELAND STOTTLEMEYER, 442 00:18:32,849 --> 00:18:35,330 "'WHOSE FIRST MARRIAGE WAS ANNULLED AFTER FIVE DAYS, 443 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:38,377 "'AND WHOSE SECOND WIFE, KAREN, LEFT HIM AFTER 20 YEARS? 444 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,030 "'AND THEN YOU DATED LINDA FUSCO 445 00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,643 WHO WAS LATER CONVICTED OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER?'" 446 00:18:42,685 --> 00:18:45,079 - [laughing] 447 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,083 - WAIT, WAIT, "AND THEN LELAND SAYS, 'THAT'S RIGHT.' 448 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,912 "AND THEN THE BARTENDER SAYS, 'EVERY RELATIONSHIP 449 00:18:50,954 --> 00:18:52,957 "'YOU'VE EVER HAD HAS ENDED IN DISASTER. 450 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,046 "'AND YOU WANNA GET MARRIED AGAIN? 451 00:18:55,089 --> 00:18:56,961 "'YOU'RE CRAZY. 452 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,094 NO WONDER YOU HAVE A DUCK ON YOUR HEAD.'" 453 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,185 "AND LELAND SAYS--" 454 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,883 - AND LELAND SAYS, "I NEED A DRINK." 455 00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:07,798 [cheers and applause] 456 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:10,060 - I GET IT, I GET IT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 457 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:12,586 LET'S BREAK OUT THE BOOZE. 458 00:19:12,628 --> 00:19:13,586 - YEAH, FINALLY. - YEAH. 459 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,458 - ALL RIGHT. 460 00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:17,807 - AND EVERYBODY GETS A BEER. 461 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:20,028 - HOLD ON, ONLY 12 BOTTLES? 462 00:19:21,942 --> 00:19:23,378 - EVERYBODY GETS A BEER. 463 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,732 - GENTLEMEN, HERE'S THE SITUATION. 464 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,910 WE'VE GOT 12 BOTTLES, WHICH IS 144 FLUID OUNCES. 465 00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:35,565 WHICH IS ENOUGH FOR EACH OF US TO GET A LITTLE SLEEPY. 466 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,000 - YEAH! 467 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,089 - OR FOR ONE OF US TO GET GOOD AND POLLUTED. 468 00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:41,788 - DESIGNATED DRUNK. HEY, I LOVE THE IDEA. 469 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:42,920 - I'LL GET DRUNK. 470 00:19:42,963 --> 00:19:44,791 [cheers and applause] - RIGHT HERE. 471 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,663 ALL RIGHT. 472 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,056 WE'VE STARTED A NEW WEDDING TRADITION, 473 00:19:48,098 --> 00:19:50,405 A TRADITION THAT I HOPE IS NEVER REPEATED. 474 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,580 - YEAH! 475 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,061 - ALL RIGHT, I HAVE A QUESTION. 476 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,280 I HAVE A QUESTION. 477 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:58,980 ANY OF YOU GUYS... LIKE MOVIES? 478 00:19:59,022 --> 00:20:02,113 I'M TALKING ABOUT HOLLYWOOD MOVIES. 479 00:20:02,156 --> 00:20:05,203 BECAUSE I HAVE FOUND THE ULTIMATE BACHELOR PARTY MOVIE... 480 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,423 [whispers] IT'S RATED R. 481 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,121 EVERYBODY HERE OVER 18? 482 00:20:10,164 --> 00:20:11,165 [chuckles] 483 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,038 NO, SERIOUSLY, ARE THEY? 484 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,170 CHECK IT OUT. 485 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,175 - BACHELOR PARTY. 486 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,613 - [laughing] IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED BACHELOR PARTY. 487 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,875 READ THE COVER. 488 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,574 - "SHOCKING, SHAMEFUL." - THAT'S FOR YOU. 489 00:20:27,616 --> 00:20:28,965 - "SINFUL." 490 00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:30,490 - [laughing] OH, MY! 491 00:20:30,532 --> 00:20:33,101 - "AND THE PARTY HASN'T EVEN BEGUN YET." 492 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,058 - GET IT? 493 00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:42,371 [laughing] HE SPILLED HIS BEER. 494 00:20:42,414 --> 00:20:44,154 IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR. 495 00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:47,157 NOW WHAT ARE THEY DOING, DANCING ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR? 496 00:20:47,201 --> 00:20:50,117 YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP, THIS MOVIE'S OFF THE HOOK. 497 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,032 IT'S OFF THE HOOK. 498 00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:54,991 OH, NOW WHAT'S HE DOING? - HE'S THROWING UP. 499 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,645 - IT'S ONLY A MOVIE, RIGHT? 500 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,125 - HEY, MONK... 501 00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:01,390 I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS, BUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT TK, 502 00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:03,173 AND I WANNA BE THERE WHEN SHE GETS HOME. 503 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:04,567 all: YEAH. 504 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,134 - ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE I BOUGHT A PINATA. 505 00:21:06,176 --> 00:21:07,830 all: NO. - HEY, HEY! 506 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,876 WHO BELONGS TO THE CROWN VIC OUT FRONT? 507 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,356 - WELL, IS IT GREEN? 508 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,882 - NO, IT'S LIKE A CHARCOAL GREY WITH FLAMES ON THE SIDE. 509 00:21:14,924 --> 00:21:16,797 AND ON THE ROOF AND THE WINDSHIELD. 510 00:21:16,839 --> 00:21:19,103 - AND ON THE--FLAMES ON THE WINDSHIELD? 511 00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:21,018 - FLAMES ON THE WINDSHIELD. 512 00:21:27,763 --> 00:21:29,983 - [laughing] I LOVE THIS MOVIE. 513 00:21:31,376 --> 00:21:32,682 - HEY! 514 00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,336 HEY, THAT'S MY CAR! 515 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,990 - TWO ENGINES ARE ON THEIR WAY, 516 00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:37,383 THEY'LL BE HERE IN THREE MINUTES. 517 00:21:37,425 --> 00:21:39,819 - WHAT IS GOING ON? 518 00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:42,257 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 519 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,311 - [mumbling] 520 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,226 - [sigh] HOW'D YOU SLEEP? 521 00:21:55,269 --> 00:21:57,228 - SLEEP, WHAT'S THAT? 522 00:21:57,271 --> 00:21:59,926 TK WON'T COME TO MY HOUSE, SHE DOESN'T FEEL SAFE THERE. 523 00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:02,016 SO WE GO TO HER PLACE. 524 00:22:02,058 --> 00:22:05,105 2:00 A.M., A CAR ALARM GOES OFF, SHE GETS FREAKED OUT, 525 00:22:05,148 --> 00:22:08,587 WE END UP SPENDING THE NIGHT AT THE BAYSIDE MOTEL ON ROUTE 10. 526 00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,285 SHE WOUND UP CRYING ALL NIGHT. 527 00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:12,417 WHOEVER THIS GUY IS, HE'S RUINING MY LIFE. 528 00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,681 - WELL, THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MY JOB. 529 00:22:14,723 --> 00:22:16,335 - EXACTLY. 530 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:19,032 - OKAY, I GOT THE LAB REPORT ON THE CAR LAST NIGHT, 531 00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:20,773 NO BIG SURPRISE, GASOLINE ACCELERANT. 532 00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:24,517 - GAS CAN? - NO GAS CAN. 533 00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:26,387 - WITNESSES? - NO WITNESSES. 534 00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:30,000 - [sigh] SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 535 00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:32,567 - I THINK SOMEBODY'S TRYING TO SCARE YOU. 536 00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:35,441 - YEAH. BUT WHY? 537 00:22:35,483 --> 00:22:36,920 I MEAN, IT DOESN'T TRACK. 538 00:22:36,963 --> 00:22:40,358 IF THE GUY WANTS A PIECE OF ME, IF HE WANTS TO HURT ME, 539 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:41,750 WHY DOESN'T HE COME AT ME? 540 00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:43,752 WHAT'S ALL THIS CAT AND MOUSE CRAP? 541 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,232 - SO WHO'S ON YOUR SHORT LIST? 542 00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,712 - I'VE BEEN AT THIS ALL MORNING. 543 00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:49,367 MOST OF THESE GUYS ARE EITHER IN JAIL OR DEAD. 544 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:52,066 - YEAH, OR BOTH. 545 00:22:55,068 --> 00:22:57,767 - NO. NOBODY IS BOTH. 546 00:22:59,942 --> 00:23:01,815 [sighs] 547 00:23:01,857 --> 00:23:03,859 - WHAT ABOUT JOEY KNOX? 548 00:23:03,903 --> 00:23:05,252 REMEMBER AT THAT HEARING, 549 00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:06,819 HE KEPT SAYING THAT IT WASN'T OVER? 550 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,909 - I ALREADY CHECKED, JOEY KNOX IS IN MEXICO. 551 00:23:08,951 --> 00:23:10,345 - BUT DIDN'T HE HAVE A BROTHER? 552 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:15,915 - YES, JOEY KNOX HAD A BROTHER. 553 00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:17,961 - GREAT, THANK YOU. - JOEY KNOX... 554 00:23:21,311 --> 00:23:23,967 AND THE BROTHER'S DECEASED. 555 00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:25,577 WHAT'S THAT? 556 00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:28,929 - IT'S THE BURN VICTIM FROM THE PARK, WE MIGHT HAVE AN I.D. 557 00:23:28,971 --> 00:23:30,625 BEEN CHECKING FLOWER SHOPS... 558 00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:32,801 REMEMBER MONK FOUND THAT GREEN STYROFOAM? 559 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,500 - YEAH, I REMEMBER, I WAS THERE. 560 00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:36,980 - THERE'S A FLOWER SHOP UP IN PACIFIC HEIGHTS. 561 00:23:37,023 --> 00:23:39,068 ONE OF THEIR CLERKS HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE TUESDAY. 562 00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:41,070 - WELL, YOU AND MONK GO CHECK IT OUT. 563 00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:43,987 I CAN'T GO 'CAUSE I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE HERE. 564 00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:46,859 - YES, SIR. 565 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:51,907 - I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE AND I AIN'T EVEN MARRIED YET. 566 00:23:51,951 --> 00:23:53,561 [chuckles] 567 00:23:53,605 --> 00:23:55,433 - [coughs] YOU SMELL THAT? 568 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,131 THEY SHOULD OPEN SOME WINDOWS. 569 00:23:57,173 --> 00:23:59,220 - MM, I THINK IT SMELLS WONDERFUL. 570 00:23:59,262 --> 00:24:01,221 I BET YOU HEAVEN SMELLS JUST LIKE THIS. 571 00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:03,397 - I BET IT DOESN'T. $20. 572 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,356 - HEY, HI. WELCOME TO AFFINITY. 573 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:08,142 I'M JOY. HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 574 00:24:08,184 --> 00:24:09,490 - ARE YOU THE OWNER? 575 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:11,405 - I DON'T LIKE THAT WORD "OWNER." 576 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,451 YOU CAN'T OWN A PIECE OF NATURE, RIGHT? 577 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,497 - YEAH, BUT YOUR NAME'S ON THE LEASE, RIGHT? 578 00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:16,846 I MEAN, IT'S A STORE. 579 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,239 - MA'AM, MY NAME IS LIEUTENANT DISHER. 580 00:24:18,281 --> 00:24:20,414 I'M FROM THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE. 581 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,461 THIS IS ADRIAN MONK, NATALIE TEEGER. 582 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:24,506 - OH, THIS IS ABOUT CHARLIE. 583 00:24:24,549 --> 00:24:26,551 - YES, MA'AM, CHARLIE DOYLE. 584 00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:28,554 YOU SAID HE'S BEEN MISSING FOR A WEEK. 585 00:24:28,596 --> 00:24:30,381 - YEAH, A WEEK AGO TUESDAY. 586 00:24:30,424 --> 00:24:32,949 - HOW LONG DID HE WORK HERE? - THREE YEARS. 587 00:24:32,992 --> 00:24:34,907 HE WAS MY CLERK, HE MADE MY DELIVERIES, 588 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:37,345 AND IT'S NOT LIKE HIM TO DISAPPEAR. 589 00:24:37,387 --> 00:24:38,867 HE WAS NEVER EVEN LATE. 590 00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,522 - DID HE WEAR TAN WORK BOOTS? - YEAH, SOMETIMES. 591 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,525 - AND DO YOU HAVE AN ADDRESS FOR CHARLIE? 592 00:24:43,568 --> 00:24:44,874 - NO! THAT IS THE THING! 593 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,049 I WISH I DID AND I DON'T. 594 00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:49,138 - SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE LIVED. 595 00:24:49,182 --> 00:24:50,705 - NO. 596 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,359 - COULD YOU CHECK YOUR RECORDS? 597 00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:54,362 I'M SURE IT'S ON ONE OF HIS W-2'S. 598 00:24:54,404 --> 00:24:57,625 - I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, I HAVE TO BE HONEST. 599 00:24:57,670 --> 00:24:58,932 I'M A TRUTH-TELLER. 600 00:24:58,974 --> 00:25:02,282 I DON'T THINK HE EVER FILLED OUT ANY FORMS. 601 00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:05,460 I JUST PAID HIM IN CASH ONCE A WEEK OFF THE BOOKS. 602 00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:07,114 HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN BANKS. 603 00:25:07,156 --> 00:25:09,508 - WELL, THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW. - WELL, WHOSE LAW? 604 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,074 - WHOSE LAW? 605 00:25:11,117 --> 00:25:12,641 - EXACTLY! 606 00:25:12,684 --> 00:25:15,644 - SO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF CHARLIE DOYLE WAS HIS REAL NAME. 607 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:16,992 - WELL, I NEVER ASKED HIM. 608 00:25:17,037 --> 00:25:20,866 FOR INSTANCE, JOY IS NOT MY REAL NAME. 609 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,564 IT'S JUST... [sighs] HOW I FEEL. 610 00:25:24,086 --> 00:25:25,174 - OH! 611 00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:27,221 I KNEW IT. 612 00:25:27,263 --> 00:25:31,094 I KNEW IT FROM THE MOMENT THAT YOU WALKED IN HERE. 613 00:25:31,137 --> 00:25:35,142 YOU ARE A BUTTERFLY ORCHID. 614 00:25:35,184 --> 00:25:37,448 - I AM? - YES YOU ARE. 615 00:25:37,491 --> 00:25:41,017 I BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE HAS A SPECIAL FLOWER 616 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,105 THAT SPEAKS TO THEM. 617 00:25:42,148 --> 00:25:44,586 SORT OF A FLORAL SOUL MATE, YOU KNOW? 618 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:45,718 - MM-HMM. 619 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,025 - I AM, OF COURSE, A TIGER LILY. 620 00:25:49,068 --> 00:25:50,505 - EXCUSE ME. 621 00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:51,984 - [laughing] 622 00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:55,030 I THINK I SCARED HIM. [laughing] 623 00:25:56,336 --> 00:25:59,035 AND YOU ARE... 624 00:25:59,078 --> 00:26:01,255 A SWEET LITTLE CROCUS. 625 00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:03,431 JUST A BUD. 626 00:26:03,473 --> 00:26:06,303 - [chuckles] I ALWAYS FELT LIKE A CROCUS. 627 00:26:06,346 --> 00:26:08,348 [laughing] NO, I'M NOT KIDDING. 628 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:10,742 - YEAH! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. 629 00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:13,615 - AND YOU ARE... - UNCOMFORTABLE. 630 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:16,226 - NO, DON'T BE UNCOMFORTABLE. 631 00:26:16,269 --> 00:26:19,272 LOOK AROUND YOU AT ALL THE BEAUTY IN HERE. 632 00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:20,926 - YEAH. 633 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:23,103 - YOU KNOW, I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG. 634 00:26:23,145 --> 00:26:27,541 YOUR AURA IS A VERY DARK PLACE. 635 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,630 - THANK YOU. 636 00:26:28,673 --> 00:26:31,067 - IT JUST DOESN'T HAVE JOY IN IT. 637 00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:32,981 SO LET ME THINK. 638 00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:33,982 - RANDY, RANDY. - YOUR FLOWER. 639 00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:35,984 - MA'AM... 640 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,074 DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A PICTURE OF CHARLIE? 641 00:26:38,117 --> 00:26:40,642 - OH, HE DOESN'T LIKE PHOTOGRAPHS. 642 00:26:40,685 --> 00:26:42,949 HE'S A VERY PRIVATE PERSON, I RESPECT THAT. 643 00:26:42,991 --> 00:26:45,080 - MM-HMM. - I KNOW. 644 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,257 A THISTLE. - YEAH. 645 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:48,911 - UH, NO. 646 00:26:48,954 --> 00:26:50,173 NO. 647 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,877 A CACTUS! - OKAY, YEAH. 648 00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:02,969 WHAT ABOUT FINGERPRINTS? WHERE EXACTLY DID CHARLIE WORK? 649 00:27:03,011 --> 00:27:05,013 - THAT'S HIS STATION THERE. 650 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,625 - ALL RIGHT. - MM. 651 00:27:12,542 --> 00:27:14,240 - ARE THESE HIS SHEARS? 652 00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:15,589 HAS ANYONE ELSE TOUCHED THEM? 653 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,332 - I DON'T THINK SO. - JUST WRAP THESE UP. 654 00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:22,770 TAKE THE GLOVES TOO, THEY'RE RUBBER. 655 00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:24,772 WE CAN LIFT SOME PRINTS OFF THE INSIDE. 656 00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:27,036 - I FOUND IT. - EXCUSE ME? 657 00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:30,823 - THIS IS YOUR FLOWER. 658 00:27:30,865 --> 00:27:33,652 - IT'S PLASTIC. - MM-HMM. 659 00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:41,136 - I LOVE IT. 660 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:43,662 [laughing] 661 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:44,705 - HELLO. 662 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,795 - HEY, THIS IS MY AUNT NORA. 663 00:27:46,838 --> 00:27:48,449 - HI, THERE. PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 664 00:27:48,491 --> 00:27:49,884 - AND MY COUSIN CURTIS FROM SEATTLE. 665 00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:51,278 - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? - LELAND STOTTLEMEYER. 666 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,323 THESE ARE MY BOYS, THIS IS MAX, AND THIS IS JARED. 667 00:27:53,366 --> 00:27:54,454 - HEARD YOU GUYS HAD A ROUGH WEEK. 668 00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:56,413 - OH, NOTHING WE CAN'T HANDLE. 669 00:27:56,457 --> 00:28:00,155 - WE NEVER THOUGHT TK WOULD EVER END UP MARRYING A POLICEMAN. 670 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,202 - WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D END UP MARRYING A GIRL LIKE TK. 671 00:28:03,246 --> 00:28:04,508 [chuckles] 672 00:28:04,551 --> 00:28:06,815 - HEY THERE! - HEY, YOU REMEMBER STEPHANIE. 673 00:28:06,858 --> 00:28:08,208 SHE'S BEEN MY ROCK OF GIBRALTAR. 674 00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:09,644 - OH, HI. - OH, NICE TO SEE YOU. 675 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,037 - STEPHANIE BRIGGS, YOU LOOK YOUNGER 676 00:28:11,079 --> 00:28:12,255 THAN YOU DID TEN YEARS AGO. 677 00:28:12,298 --> 00:28:14,170 DID YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL? 678 00:28:14,213 --> 00:28:15,563 - THIS IS WHY I LOVE WEDDINGS. 679 00:28:15,605 --> 00:28:18,086 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THANK YOU TK AND LELAND. 680 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:21,047 [laughing] 681 00:28:21,089 --> 00:28:22,482 - YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA ASK HIM? 682 00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:25,137 - NO, MR. MONK, IT'S CRAZY, DON'T MENTION IT AGAIN. 683 00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:26,574 - HEY, HOW YOU GUYS DOING? 684 00:28:26,616 --> 00:28:29,358 - MR. MONK WANTS TO WALK TK'S FATHER DOWN THE AISLE. 685 00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:30,709 - WE'RE THE EXACT SAME HEIGHT. 686 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:32,318 I MEAN, HOW OFTEN DOES THAT HAPPEN? 687 00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:33,711 - MR. MONK, I'M SURE HE WOULD LIKE 688 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,365 TO WALK HIS DAUGHTER DOWN THE AISLE. 689 00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:36,976 - WELL, SHE CAN WALK BEHIND US. 690 00:28:37,019 --> 00:28:38,325 JUST ASK HIM. 691 00:28:38,367 --> 00:28:40,631 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE EXACT SAME HEIGHT. 692 00:28:40,674 --> 00:28:42,546 THINK HOW COOL THAT WOULD LOOK. 693 00:28:42,589 --> 00:28:44,026 - LOOK, I'VE GOT SOME NEWS. 694 00:28:44,069 --> 00:28:46,159 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH RALPH TOPLYN FROM THE FBI. 695 00:28:46,201 --> 00:28:48,116 THE MISSING CLERK FROM THE FLOWER STORE, 696 00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:49,162 THEY RAN HIS PRINTS. 697 00:28:49,204 --> 00:28:51,598 HIS REAL NAME IS MARTIN KETTERING. 698 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:53,165 - KETTERING, I KNOW THAT NAME. 699 00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:54,819 - YEAH, HE'S A FUGITIVE. 700 00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:57,647 HE'S BEEN ON THE FBI'S MOST WANTED LIST FOR 12 YEARS. 701 00:28:57,692 --> 00:29:00,259 HE WAS IN SOME ECO-TERRORIST GROUP CALLED THE EARTH AVENGERS. 702 00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:01,565 - I REMEMBER THEM. 703 00:29:01,608 --> 00:29:04,089 THEY BLEW UP A BUNCH OF CONDOS IN DENVER. 704 00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:07,309 - YEAH, WHICH KILLED TWO SECURITY GUARDS AND A FIREMAN. 705 00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:09,008 THIS WHOLE GROUP, KETTERING AND THREE OTHERS, 706 00:29:09,050 --> 00:29:10,182 THEY'VE BEEN ON THE RUN EVER SINCE. 707 00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:11,314 - IS HE THE BURN VICTIM? 708 00:29:11,357 --> 00:29:13,316 - I JUST GOT THE DNA TEST BACK. 709 00:29:13,359 --> 00:29:14,926 IT'S DEFINITELY HIM. 710 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:17,493 - EXCUSE ME, IF EVERYONE'S READY, 711 00:29:17,538 --> 00:29:19,452 I THINK WE SHOULD GET STARTED. 712 00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:23,195 I'D LIKE EVERYONE TO LINE UP JUST THE WAY YOU'LL BE TOMORROW. 713 00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:26,199 [The Wedding March on steel drums] 714 00:29:26,241 --> 00:29:32,248 ♪ 715 00:29:36,338 --> 00:29:37,688 - MR. MONK... 716 00:29:37,731 --> 00:29:39,472 MR. MONK, YOU'RE WALKING TOO SLOW. 717 00:29:39,516 --> 00:29:42,345 WALK...NORMAL. 718 00:29:42,388 --> 00:29:44,433 - SO YOU THINK SHE'LL GO THROUGH WITH IT? 719 00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:46,132 - WHO? - TK. 720 00:29:46,174 --> 00:29:47,786 SHE'S SCARED TO DEATH, YOU KNOW. 721 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:50,527 AFTER THE THREATS AND THE CAR BOMBING. 722 00:29:50,570 --> 00:29:53,400 I COULDN'T MARRY A POLICEMAN EVEN IF I LOVED HIM. 723 00:30:01,407 --> 00:30:02,583 - AND WHERE'S OUR BEST MAN? 724 00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:03,845 - RIGHT HERE. 725 00:30:03,888 --> 00:30:05,193 - ARE YOU ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING? 726 00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:06,673 - NO, THAT'S THE RING. 727 00:30:06,717 --> 00:30:08,109 - AH. 728 00:30:08,153 --> 00:30:11,374 - OKAY, YEAH, WE'LL JUST WAIT UNTIL THE MUSIC STOPS. 729 00:30:11,417 --> 00:30:15,029 ♪ 730 00:30:15,074 --> 00:30:16,204 - RANDY. 731 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:19,861 ♪ 732 00:30:19,904 --> 00:30:22,820 [explosion] 733 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:25,171 - HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU OKAY? 734 00:30:25,213 --> 00:30:26,259 - YEAH. 735 00:30:26,301 --> 00:30:27,607 - GET EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE! 736 00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:29,392 - THIS IS RANDY DISHER. WE'VE GOT AN EXPLOSION 737 00:30:29,435 --> 00:30:30,740 AT THE CHURCH ON THE CORNER OF VINTON AND THIRD. 738 00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:32,394 - WHERE'S TK? - I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. 739 00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:33,875 - TK! 740 00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:35,136 TK! 741 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:40,359 TK! 742 00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:42,362 TK! 743 00:30:54,113 --> 00:30:56,375 - OKAY, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO WITH THIS? 744 00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:57,724 - LET'S SELL IT ON EBAY. 745 00:30:57,768 --> 00:30:59,248 MINT CONDITION, NEVER BEEN USED. 746 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,336 - [sigh] SWEETIE, I'M GONNA PUT IT IN YOUR CLOSET, 747 00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:02,990 AND I WILL ALSO STOP BY THE STATION 748 00:31:03,035 --> 00:31:04,601 SO I CAN RETURN LELAND'S TUXEDO. 749 00:31:04,644 --> 00:31:06,038 - THANKS. 750 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,170 [sniffs] 751 00:31:08,213 --> 00:31:10,390 EVERYBODY HATES ME. - NO, SWEETIE. 752 00:31:10,432 --> 00:31:11,869 NOBODY HATES YOU. 753 00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:14,175 - LELAND HATES ME. I CAN FEEL IT. 754 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,048 - DID YOU TALK TO HIM? 755 00:31:16,090 --> 00:31:18,354 - HE OFFERED TO QUIT THE FORCE. 756 00:31:18,397 --> 00:31:20,051 - HE DID? 757 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,836 - HE GAVE ME HIS BADGE. 758 00:31:24,446 --> 00:31:25,448 I GAVE IT BACK. 759 00:31:25,491 --> 00:31:27,102 IT'S WHO HE IS. 760 00:31:27,145 --> 00:31:29,060 HE'S A COP. 761 00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,063 - HE BLEEDS BLUE. 762 00:31:31,105 --> 00:31:33,281 - HE'D BE MISERABLE. 763 00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:35,240 THEN WE'D BOTH BE MISERABLE. 764 00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:38,069 SPEND OUR LIVES RESENTING EACH OTHER. 765 00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:39,767 WHAT KIND OF MARRIAGE IS THAT? 766 00:31:39,809 --> 00:31:43,204 - I GOTTA TELL YOU, FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN, IT'S PRETTY TYPICAL. 767 00:31:43,249 --> 00:31:45,555 - OKAY, HOW ABOUT A DRINK? 768 00:31:45,598 --> 00:31:48,340 - AW, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T. 769 00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:50,517 WHEN I LOOK BACK ON THIS 20 YEARS FROM NOW, 770 00:31:50,559 --> 00:31:52,213 I WANNA KNOW THAT I WAS SOBER. 771 00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:54,346 - OKAY, SWEETHEART, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 772 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,348 I THINK THAT YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION. 773 00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:57,740 LELAND IS A GREAT GUY, 774 00:31:57,785 --> 00:31:59,394 BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO START THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF. 775 00:31:59,439 --> 00:32:02,181 I MEAN, MY GOD, YOU'VE BEEN A WRECK THIS WEEK. 776 00:32:02,223 --> 00:32:04,009 AND YOU COULD NOT LIVE LIKE THIS. 777 00:32:04,051 --> 00:32:06,402 - OH... 778 00:32:06,445 --> 00:32:07,708 - YOU DON'T AGREE? 779 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:10,231 - MY HUSBAND, MITCH, WAS A NAVY PILOT. 780 00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:12,451 HE WAS SHOT DOWN IN 1998. 781 00:32:12,494 --> 00:32:14,105 - LELAND TOLD ME, I'M SORRY. 782 00:32:14,148 --> 00:32:16,542 - YEAH, I'M SORRY TOO. 783 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:19,067 I'M SORRY ALL THE TIME. 784 00:32:19,111 --> 00:32:21,982 BUT I'M NOT SORRY I MARRIED HIM. 785 00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:25,029 AND YOU KNOW, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A LOT. 786 00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:28,076 EVEN IF I KNEW THEN WHAT I KNOW NOW... 787 00:32:28,119 --> 00:32:31,644 I STILL WOULD'VE MADE THE SAME DECISION. 788 00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:34,473 WE HAD EIGHT YEARS. 789 00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:36,911 BUT I WOULD'VE MARRIED HIM FOR EIGHT MINUTES. 790 00:32:36,954 --> 00:32:39,392 YOU KNOW, THERE'S RISK IN EVERYTHING. 791 00:32:39,434 --> 00:32:41,175 THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS. 792 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,265 IT'S ALL OR NOTHING. 793 00:32:52,273 --> 00:32:54,363 - I GUESS I CAN TAKE THAT RING BACK. 794 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:55,756 - NOT YET. 795 00:32:55,798 --> 00:32:58,192 - MONK... 796 00:32:58,237 --> 00:32:59,802 IT'S OVER. 797 00:32:59,846 --> 00:33:02,109 I HAPPEN TO BE AN EXPERT ON THE SUBJECT-- 798 00:33:02,153 --> 00:33:04,286 - WELL, I'M NOT GIVING UP. 799 00:33:04,329 --> 00:33:05,461 IT'S GONNA WORK OUT, SOMEHOW. 800 00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:07,420 YOU LOVE HER. 801 00:33:07,462 --> 00:33:10,336 YOU NEED HER. SHE'S YOUR ANSWER. 802 00:33:10,378 --> 00:33:12,598 - SHE'S MY ANSWER. 803 00:33:15,557 --> 00:33:16,558 WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT? 804 00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,560 - TRUDY USED TO SAY IT, MY TRUDY. 805 00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:21,041 BESIDES... 806 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,044 I DON'T THINK I CAN OPEN MY HAND. 807 00:33:23,087 --> 00:33:25,263 [knocking] 808 00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:27,005 - STEPHANIE BRIGGS. 809 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,702 - I'M SORRY, AM I INTERRUPTING? 810 00:33:29,746 --> 00:33:31,791 - NO. - ARE YOU OKAY, LELAND? 811 00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:35,056 - NO, STEPHANIE, I'M FAR FROM BEING OKAY. 812 00:33:35,099 --> 00:33:36,752 - WELL, I WILL JUST BE A SECOND. 813 00:33:36,797 --> 00:33:38,232 I'M RUNNING SOME ERRANDS, 814 00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:40,626 I'VE GOTTA CALL THE MINISTER, AND CANCEL THE CATERER, 815 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:42,237 I NEED TO RETURN YOUR TUX, 816 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,673 TAKE ALL THE VASES BACK TO AFFINITY, 817 00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:46,414 AND, UH-- - CLEANING UP THE MESS, HUH? 818 00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:48,416 - LELAND, I KNOW THIS HURTS. 819 00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:50,115 AND I'M REALLY SORRY. 820 00:33:50,157 --> 00:33:51,942 BUT YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE. 821 00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:53,291 YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU. 822 00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:55,250 - [chuckles] 823 00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:56,424 NOW YOU'RE BEING CRUEL. 824 00:33:57,730 --> 00:34:01,212 HEY, UM...WOULD YOU TELL HER TO CALL ME? 825 00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:03,476 - YEAH. 826 00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:04,780 I WILL. 827 00:34:12,702 --> 00:34:15,443 - I'M GONNA FIND HIM, THE GUY THAT SCARED HER OFF. 828 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:17,532 HIM AND ME, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LONG CONVERSATION 829 00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:19,579 THAT KIND OF INVOLVES A LOT OF PUNCHING. 830 00:34:21,362 --> 00:34:24,235 - AFFINITY, THE FLOWER SHOP. 831 00:34:24,278 --> 00:34:26,585 THAT'S WHERE SHE BOUGHT THE FLOWERS FOR THE WEDDING? 832 00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:28,282 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 833 00:34:28,327 --> 00:34:31,460 - LELAND, THAT'S WHERE MARTIN KETTERING WORKED. 834 00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:33,418 WHEN WAS SHE ARRESTED? 835 00:34:33,461 --> 00:34:34,681 - A WEEK AGO TUESDAY. 836 00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:36,074 - THAT WAS THE NIGHT KETTERING WAS KILLED. 837 00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:37,422 WHERE DID THEY PULL HER OVER? 838 00:34:37,465 --> 00:34:40,382 - COLIN AVENUE, A MILE FROM THE BODY. 839 00:34:46,431 --> 00:34:48,563 STEPHANIE. 840 00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:51,175 GOT A MINUTE? 841 00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:53,177 - WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M RUNNING A LITTLE LATE, LELAND, 842 00:34:53,221 --> 00:34:55,266 CAN IT WAIT? - NO, IT REALLY CAN'T. 843 00:34:55,309 --> 00:34:57,356 - YOU SAY YOU'VE KNOWN TK FOR 12 YEARS? 844 00:34:57,398 --> 00:34:59,922 - [nervous chuckle] YEAH, MORE OR LESS. 845 00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:01,447 - WHERE WERE YOU BEFORE THAT, YOU'VE NEVER SAID? 846 00:35:01,489 --> 00:35:02,969 - WHO WERE YOU BEFORE THAT? 847 00:35:04,927 --> 00:35:07,800 - YOU EVER HEAR OF A GROUP CALLED THE EARTH AVENGERS? 848 00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:09,759 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 849 00:35:09,802 --> 00:35:11,500 - MARTIN KETTERING. 850 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,327 IS HE A FRIEND OF YOURS? 851 00:35:13,371 --> 00:35:16,418 - LELAND, LISTEN, I KNOW THAT YOU'VE HAD A TERRIBLE WEEK-- 852 00:35:16,461 --> 00:35:18,202 - HERE'S WHAT I KNOW... 853 00:35:18,246 --> 00:35:19,813 I KNOW WE'RE GOING BACK INSIDE, 854 00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:22,076 WE'VE GOT A FEW THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. 855 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:25,992 - OKAY, NOT TODAY, LELAND. 856 00:35:26,036 --> 00:35:27,690 YOU SEE? - EASY, EASY. 857 00:35:27,733 --> 00:35:29,344 - I WILL KILL HIM, I SWEAR TO GOD. 858 00:35:29,387 --> 00:35:31,432 YOU BOTH KNOW WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF. 859 00:35:31,476 --> 00:35:32,956 SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OUT YOUR GUN 860 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,175 AND THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE CAN, 861 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,481 AND DON'T BE OBVIOUS ABOUT IT, PLEASE. 862 00:35:36,525 --> 00:35:39,048 - SHE'S THE GUY, LELAND. SHE'S DEFINITELY THE GUY. 863 00:35:39,092 --> 00:35:41,835 - OKAY. STAY CALM. 864 00:35:41,878 --> 00:35:43,619 - SHE'S THE GUY. - OKAY. 865 00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:45,490 OKAY, JUST STAY CALM. 866 00:35:47,362 --> 00:35:48,710 - HERE, YOU TAKE THIS. 867 00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:50,409 YOU'RE GONNA WALK ME TO MY CAR. 868 00:35:50,452 --> 00:35:52,932 HERE WE GO. 869 00:35:52,976 --> 00:35:54,978 PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN, JUST WALK NATURAL. 870 00:35:55,021 --> 00:35:57,416 WALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. 871 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:02,550 - I BET YOU A WEEK'S PAY THAT THAT'S A NINE MILLIMETER. 872 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,813 - IT'S THE SAME GUN YOU KILLED MARTIN KETTERING WITH, ISN'T IT? 873 00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:06,599 - WHAT WAS IT DOING WITH MY TUXEDO? 874 00:36:06,641 --> 00:36:08,862 - THAT'S WHAT THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN ABOUT. 875 00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:10,864 YOU WERE IN THAT GROUP WITH MARTIN KETTERING, 876 00:36:10,907 --> 00:36:12,865 AND YOU'VE BEEN A FUGITIVE FOR 12 YEARS. 877 00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:14,476 - JUST SHUT UP. 878 00:36:14,519 --> 00:36:16,434 - I ALREADY STARTED, IT'S VERY HARD FOR ME TO STOP. 879 00:36:16,478 --> 00:36:18,175 - IT'S TRUE, YOU HAVE TO LET HIM FINISH. 880 00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:20,264 GO AHEAD. - I'LL MAKE IT QUICK. 881 00:36:20,307 --> 00:36:21,440 HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 882 00:36:21,483 --> 00:36:22,918 YOU REINVENTED YOURSELF. 883 00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:26,313 YOU HAD A GOOD JOB, A NEW LIFE. 884 00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:29,360 THEN A FEW WEEKS AGO, YOU WALKED INTO THAT FLOWER SHOP, 885 00:36:29,403 --> 00:36:31,449 AND YOUR PAST CAUGHT UP WITH YOU. 886 00:36:31,492 --> 00:36:34,192 HE HAD A DEAD END JOB, HE HAD NOTHING TO LOSE. 887 00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:35,976 YOU HAD EVERYTHING TO LOSE. 888 00:36:36,018 --> 00:36:39,371 I'M GUESSING HE WANTED MONEY. 889 00:36:39,414 --> 00:36:40,762 YOU LURED HIM TO THE WOODS. 890 00:36:40,806 --> 00:36:42,938 WHAT DID YOU DO, PROMISE TO HELP HIM? 891 00:37:00,086 --> 00:37:02,829 YOU KILLED HIM. YOU BURNED THE BODY. 892 00:37:02,871 --> 00:37:04,744 YOU WERE SAFE AGAIN. 893 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:08,617 BUT THEN IT ALL WENT WRONG, DIDN'T IT? 894 00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:11,532 ON THE WAY HOME-- - SHE GOT PULLED OVER. 895 00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:15,710 - SHE STILL HAD THE GUN, THE MURDER WEAPON. 896 00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:18,148 SHE ONLY HAD A FEW SECONDS TO HIDE IT. 897 00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:31,552 - THIS WAS YOUR THIRD SPEEDING OFFENSE. 898 00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:35,601 THEY IMPOUNDED THE CAR, AND I TOOK THE BAG UP TO MY OFFICE. 899 00:37:35,643 --> 00:37:37,994 - SHE KNEW AS SOON AS YOU OPENED THAT GARMENT BAG, 900 00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:41,346 YOU'D FIND THE GUN, WHICH EXPLAINS THE BREAK-IN. 901 00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:42,650 - SHE WAS LOOKING FOR THE GARMENT BAG. 902 00:37:42,695 --> 00:37:43,782 - WHEN THAT DIDN'T WORK, SHE GOT DESPERATE. 903 00:37:43,826 --> 00:37:45,784 THE PHONE CALLS, THE CAR FIRE. 904 00:37:45,827 --> 00:37:47,221 - SHE WAS TRYING TO SCARE TK. 905 00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:48,440 - SO TK WOULD CALL OFF THE WEDDING. 906 00:37:48,483 --> 00:37:50,442 - ARE YOU GUYS DONE? - ACTUALLY, NO. 907 00:37:50,485 --> 00:37:52,007 I HAVE A LITTLE MORE-- - YOU'RE DONE. GET IN THE CAR. 908 00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:53,619 LELAND, YOU DRIVE. YOU'RE IN THE BACK SEAT. 909 00:37:53,661 --> 00:37:56,317 - NO, NO, NO, I NEVER GET IN THE BACK SEAT. 910 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,666 I ONLY SIT IN THE FRONT. 911 00:37:57,710 --> 00:37:59,407 - THAT'S TRUE, HE CAN'T RIDE IN THE BACK-- 912 00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:01,974 - WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? THIS IS A GUN. 913 00:38:02,018 --> 00:38:04,324 - LELAND! - TK! 914 00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:06,458 - I'VE BEEN TALKING TO NATALIE. 915 00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:08,547 I'M SO SORRY, I WASN'T THINKING CLEARLY. 916 00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:09,764 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? JUST GO HOME. 917 00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,592 WE HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. JUST GO HOME. 918 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:14,335 - HE DOESN'T WANNA TALK TO YOU NOW, HE HATES YOUR GUTS. 919 00:38:14,378 --> 00:38:17,119 - I JUST WANTED TO SAY... I LOVE YOU. 920 00:38:17,164 --> 00:38:18,818 I'M NOT LEAVING YOU AGAIN. 921 00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:20,514 - IN THAT CASE, YOU'RE COMING WITH US. 922 00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:22,561 GET IN THE CAR, TK. - [gasps] 923 00:38:22,603 --> 00:38:25,215 - NOT IN THE FRONT, THOUGH, BECAUSE I'M SITTING IN THE-- 924 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:26,695 - IT'S OKAY, IT'S NOT LOADED. 925 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:28,088 - OH, IT'S NOT, HUH? 926 00:38:28,130 --> 00:38:30,003 [gunfire] 927 00:38:30,045 --> 00:38:32,570 - IT'S EMPTY NOW. 928 00:38:34,528 --> 00:38:35,574 HERE'S YOUR CLIP. 929 00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:37,836 YOU HAD ONE IN THE CHAMBER. 930 00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:40,621 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. TURN AROUND. 931 00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:42,494 - OW, THAT HURT. 932 00:38:42,536 --> 00:38:43,842 - GOOD. 933 00:38:47,628 --> 00:38:49,152 [exhales heavily] 934 00:38:49,195 --> 00:38:50,632 [sigh] 935 00:38:54,592 --> 00:38:56,550 NOW ARE YOU GONNA MARRY ME OR NOT? 936 00:38:56,594 --> 00:38:58,771 - ABSOLUTELY. 937 00:39:12,740 --> 00:39:14,047 - TRUDY, DO YOU TAKE LELAND 938 00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:15,353 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND? 939 00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:19,356 DO YOU PROMISE TO LOVE, HONOR, AND CHERISH HIM 940 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,838 FOR BETTER OR WORSE, IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, 941 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:24,579 FOR AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE? 942 00:39:24,623 --> 00:39:26,146 - I DO. 943 00:39:31,891 --> 00:39:34,371 - I DON'T THINK I CAN OPEN MY HAND. 944 00:39:36,677 --> 00:39:37,722 - OPEN. 945 00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:39,072 OPEN. 946 00:39:39,114 --> 00:39:40,813 YEAH. 947 00:39:40,856 --> 00:39:42,815 THERE YOU GO. OPEN UP. 948 00:39:42,858 --> 00:39:45,643 - [sighs] - GOOD JOB. 949 00:39:45,686 --> 00:39:48,690 - I PICKED THE RIGHT MAN. 950 00:39:48,733 --> 00:39:50,996 - AND LELAND, DO YOU TAKE TRUDY 951 00:39:51,039 --> 00:39:52,780 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE? 952 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:55,784 DO YOU PROMISE TO CHERISH, HONOR, AND LOVE HER, 953 00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:58,396 FOR BETTER OR WORSE, IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, 954 00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:00,398 FOR AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE? 955 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,833 - I DO. 956 00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:15,063 - I NOW PRO-- - WAIT. 957 00:40:15,108 --> 00:40:18,067 THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I'D LIKE HIM TO WEAR. 958 00:40:18,110 --> 00:40:19,764 CAN I HAVE YOUR WALLET, PLEASE? 959 00:40:41,786 --> 00:40:44,442 - I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE. 960 00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:46,181 YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE. 961 00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:47,880 - DAMN RIGHT. 962 00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:52,318 [applause] [guitar playing] 963 00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:57,150 ♪ 964 00:40:57,193 --> 00:41:00,762 - [laughing] 965 00:41:03,938 --> 00:41:06,898 [The Wedding March on guitar] 966 00:41:06,942 --> 00:41:12,947 ♪ 967 00:41:28,702 --> 00:41:31,706 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 68702

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