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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,637 (Natalie) RIGHT. 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:07,508 UH-HUH. 3 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:09,643 UH-HUH. 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:10,743 OKAY. 5 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,050 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 6 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:18,318 NO, I'M SURE HE'LL BE GLAD TO SEE YOU. 7 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,687 OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE CROSS STREET? 8 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:21,489 I DO KNOW WHERE THAT IS. 9 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,391 ACROSS FROM THE WELLS FARGO BUILDING. 10 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:25,393 GREAT. 1:00. 11 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:26,760 WE'LL SEE YOU THERE. 12 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,629 NO, THANK YOU. 13 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:30,198 BYE. 14 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:31,431 WHO WAS THAT? 15 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:33,067 REMEMBER HOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT KARMA? 16 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,634 NO, I DON'T. 17 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:35,569 REMEMBER WHEN I SAID 18 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,438 IF YOU PUT GOOD ENERGY OUT INTO THE WORLD 19 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:38,539 GOOD THINGS WILL COME BACK. 20 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:39,773 WELL IT WORKED. 21 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:42,710 THAT WAS A REAL CLIENT WITH A REAL JOB. 22 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:43,743 THE DROUGHT IS OVER. 23 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,612 GREAT, GREAT. SO WHAT'S THE CASE? 24 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,215 UH, HE WOULDN'T SAY. 25 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:48,281 WE'RE GONNA MEET HIM TOMORROW. 26 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:50,451 HIS NAME IS RODERICK BRODY. 27 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:51,719 WOW. 28 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,220 I USED TO KNOW SOMEONE-- 29 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:54,387 NO, THAT'S THE GUY. 30 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:55,423 HE SAID YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HIM. 31 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:58,792 RODERICK BRODY. 32 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,427 UH, YEAH, HE SAID YOU WERE OLD FRIENDS. 33 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,733 [water running] 34 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:10,804 ADRIAN, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 35 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:12,772 HELLO, ROGER. 36 00:01:12,805 --> 00:01:14,507 WASHING YOUR HANDS AGAIN, HUH? 37 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:17,277 WHAT IS THIS THE, UH, TENTH TIME TODAY? 38 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,745 (bully) WHAT A FREAK. 39 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:20,781 YOU KNOW, HIS HANDS ARE CLEAN 40 00:01:20,813 --> 00:01:22,515 BUT HIS HAIR LOOKS A LITTLE DIRTY. 41 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:23,650 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 42 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:24,751 YEAH. 43 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:26,353 AND IS THAT WATCH RIGHT? 44 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:29,590 OH, MAN, IT'S 2:25. 45 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,359 SWIRLY TIME. 46 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:32,825 NO, NOT SWIRLY TIME. 47 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:33,694 NOT AGAIN. 48 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,795 ACTUALLY THAT WATCH IS TWO MINUTES FAST. 49 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:36,664 GO GRAB THE DOOR. 50 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:37,765 ROGER, WH-WH--WAIT. 51 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,766 HOW ABOUT THIS? 52 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,368 I'LL GIVE YOU MY BIKE FOR KEEPS 53 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,170 AND ALL MY LUNCH MONEY EVERY DAY 54 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:45,139 AND I'LL DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR THE WHOLE YEAR. 55 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:49,277 OKAY. IT'S A DEAL. 56 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,712 BUT FIRST, SWIRLY TIME. 57 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,698 MY HAND HURTS. 58 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:11,899 MR. MONK 59 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:13,600 WHERE IS YOUR OVEN MITT? 60 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,635 COME-HERE. 61 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,337 COME HERE, COME HERE, COME-- 62 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,606 AH. 63 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:20,873 YOU OKAY? 64 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,510 WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 65 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,550 HE'S BACK. 66 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:38,259 [Randy Newman ragtime theme] 67 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:40,527 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 68 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:44,664 * DISORDER AND CONFUSION EVERYWHERE * 69 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:47,501 * NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE 70 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:48,569 * WELL, I DO 71 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:51,671 * HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 72 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:55,242 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 73 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:58,346 * POISON IN THE VERY AIR WE BREATHE * 74 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,813 * DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK? * 75 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:04,884 * WELL, I DO, AND IT'S A-MA-ZING * 76 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,920 * PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY 'CAUSE I WORRY ALL THE TIME * 77 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:11,459 * IF YOU PAID ATTENTION, YOU'D BE WORRIED TOO * 78 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:15,695 * YOU'D BETTER PAY ATTENTION OR THIS WORLD WE LOVE SO MUCH * 79 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:19,500 * MIGHT JUST KILL YOU 80 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,401 * I COULD BE WRONG NOW 81 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,704 * BUT I DON'T THINK SO 82 00:03:23,736 --> 00:03:26,274 * 'CAUSE IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE * 83 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:29,877 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE * 84 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,819 THANK YOU AGAIN FOR SQUEEZING ME IN. 85 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,454 I'M HAPPY TO DO IT, ADRIAN. 86 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,323 JUST SOMETHING I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. 87 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:43,856 WE ALREADY HAD AN APPOINTMENT FOR 3:00. 88 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,492 YEAH, 3:00 IS TOO LATE. 89 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:48,829 YOU REMEMBER RODERICK BRODY? 90 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:51,899 YES, THAT'S THE BULLY FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL 91 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,301 WHO USED TO, YOU KNOW-- IN THE LAVATORY. 92 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,503 SWIRLIES. THEY'RE CALLED SWIRLIES. 93 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:59,639 HE CALLED YESTERDAY. 94 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,342 I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET WITH HIM THIS AFTERNOON. 95 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,575 WHAT DOES HE WANT? 96 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,578 WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WANTS? 97 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:05,979 HE WANTS TO PICK UP WHERE HE LEFT OFF. 98 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:10,418 ADRIAN, I DON'T THINK A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN 99 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:13,653 IS CALLING YOU BACK AFTER ALL THIS TIME JUST TO... 100 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,288 TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER SWIRLY. 101 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:16,557 YOU DON'T, HUH? 102 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,591 NO, I DON'T. 103 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,625 OKAY, LOOK. 104 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:21,629 RODERICK BRODY CHANGED MY LIFE. 105 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,930 MAYBE AS MUCH AS TRUDY DID. 106 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:27,300 HE RUINED EVERYTHING. 107 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:29,937 IT WAS CHILDHOOD'S END REALLY. 108 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:33,040 YOU KNOW I HAD A BULLY IN SCHOOL TOO. 109 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:35,643 HE WOULD WAIT FOR ME EVERY MORNING 110 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:36,409 OUTSIDE THE BICYCLE RACK-- 111 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:38,478 EXCUSE ME. SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 112 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:41,715 YOU WENT TO YOUR FATHER FOR ADVICE 113 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,617 AND HE TOLD YOU TO FACE UP TO THE BULLY 114 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,918 AND THE BULLY BACKED DOWN. 115 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,355 MM, YES, MORE OR LESS, YES. 116 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,557 WHAT A WONDERFUL ANECDOTE. 117 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,792 IT'LL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT 118 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:54,728 AT 1:00 WHEN MY HEAD IS IN THE MAN'S TOILET. 119 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,529 WHY DON'T YOU JUST CANCEL? 120 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:57,531 JUST SAY YOU'RE BUSY. 121 00:04:57,564 --> 00:05:00,033 NATALIE WON'T LET ME! 122 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,569 IT'S THE FIRST PAYING CUSTOMER WE'VE HAD IN THREE WEEKS. 123 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:07,375 LOOK, WHAT I NEED IS A NOTE, OKAY? 124 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,641 A NOTE FROM YOU. 125 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:10,110 SOMETHING I CAN SHOW NATALIE 126 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,879 TO GET ME OUT OF THIS. 127 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:14,781 ADRIAN, I'M NOT GONNA WRITE YOU A NOTE. 128 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,584 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE IT. 129 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,586 IT'S ALREADY WRITTEN. 130 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:23,723 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO... 131 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:24,925 IS SIGN IT. 132 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,495 ADRIAN, THIS ISN'T GYM CLASS. 133 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,062 NOW YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS RODERICK BRODY 134 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:31,598 SINCE THE FIRST SESSION. 135 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:32,600 HMM? 136 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:33,466 AND AS I RECALL, 137 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,034 YOU'RE STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT HIM. 138 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:38,605 I THINK THIS MEETING TODAY IS A GIFT. 139 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:39,906 IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY. 140 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:41,475 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S SIGN THE NOTE 141 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,009 IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY TO CONFRONT 142 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,745 YOUR DEEPEST AND MOST TROUBLING FEARS. 143 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:47,648 TO FINALLY RESOLVE THEM. 144 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,749 PUT THEM ALL BEHIND YOU. 145 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:51,050 NOT MANY PEOPLE GET THIS CHANCE. 146 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:55,822 I SEE YOUR POINT. 147 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,858 I NEVER LOOKED AT IT LIKE THAT. 148 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:00,894 CAN I HAVE THE NOTE BACK? 149 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,161 SURE. 150 00:06:02,194 --> 00:06:04,598 WAIT A... 151 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,867 YOU'RE NOT PLANNING TO FORGE MY SIGNATURE? 152 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,735 [laughs] NO. 153 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:09,836 NO. 154 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:26,987 [sighs] GOD. 155 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:28,689 ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY. 156 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:29,689 IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE, WE'LL LEAVE. 157 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:30,690 I PROMISE. 158 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:31,759 REALLY? 159 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:32,759 YEAH. 160 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:33,761 I'M NOT COMFORTABLE. 161 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,528 COME ON. 162 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,867 NOT COMFORTABLE. 163 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,670 MR. MONK, WE HAVEN'T EVEN SAID HELLO. 164 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,538 WAIT. 165 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:45,538 WAIT. 166 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,540 [breathes deeply] 167 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,542 OKAY--WAIT! 168 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:49,543 [doorbell rings] OKAY, WAIT, 169 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,644 WAIT. 170 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:53,045 WHAT IS THAT? 171 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,447 IS THAT A SHOWER CAP? 172 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,683 SOMETIMES HE'D LET ME WEAR ONE. 173 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,619 MR. MONK, I DON'T THINK 174 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:00,086 WE'RE GONNA BE NEEDING THAT. 175 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,456 ADRIAN MONK? 176 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:05,559 AND YOU MUST BE NATALIE. 177 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:06,459 MARILYN BRODY. 178 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,528 OH, RODERICK IS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS. 179 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,564 I'M SURE HE IS. 180 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:11,731 COME IN. PLEASE. 181 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:12,733 THANK YOU. 182 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,735 WOW. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HOME. 183 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,470 OH, THANK YOU. 184 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,170 YOU ARE VERY SWEET. 185 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:19,906 REALLY, IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS. 186 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,875 WE'RE REDOING ALL THE BATHROOMS UPSTAIRS. 187 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:23,644 WHICH REMINDS ME 188 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:24,478 I NEED TO CALL THE CONTRACTOR. 189 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:25,879 WE'RE HAVING A PARTY IN THREE WEEKS. 190 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,480 DID YOU GET MARRIED HERE? 191 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:28,649 YES, THERE WAS NO REASON 192 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,082 TO RENT A BIG HALL. 193 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,718 I DON'T HAVE MUCH FAMILY. 194 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:32,720 I WAS ADOPTED. 195 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:33,721 OH. 196 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:34,855 JUST ONE AUNT IN TEXAS. 197 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:36,122 SHE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT. 198 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,223 WELL I HAD A SMALL WEDDING TOO. 199 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,225 I THINK THEY'RE THE BEST. 200 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:39,526 YEAH. 201 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,894 HE'S OBVIOUSLY BUSY. 202 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:42,529 SO IT'S TOO BAD WE MISSED HIM. 203 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,230 BUT WE SHOULD GO, NATALIE. WE MISSED HIM. 204 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,699 NO, NO, NO. NO, YOU CAN'T GO. 205 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:46,634 HE'S RIGHT UPSTAIRS. 206 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:47,834 I'LL TELL HIM YOU'RE HERE. 207 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,036 IT WAS SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 208 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,538 YOU TOO. 209 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,644 SHE SEEMS NICE. 210 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,045 HOW BAD COULD HER HUSBAND BE? 211 00:07:58,077 --> 00:07:59,278 IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK LIKE THAT. 212 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,180 EVA BRAUN TOOK IN STRAY PUPPIES FOR GOD'S SAKE. 213 00:08:01,213 --> 00:08:03,050 AT LEAST WE KNOW HIS CHECKS WON'T BOUNCE. 214 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,619 LOOK AT THAT THING. 215 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:08,656 THAT IS HIDEOUS. 216 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,223 [toilet flushes] 217 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:12,059 GOD. 218 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,526 HE'S WARMING UP. 219 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,127 SHOWER CAP. NO. 220 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,730 NO. SHOWER CAP! 221 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:17,764 GIVE IT. YOU DON'T NEED IT. 222 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:18,565 PHIL! 223 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,668 PHIL, SHUT UP AND LISTEN, OKAY? 224 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,901 IT'S NOT A COMPLICATED THING. 225 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,536 IT'S NOT HIS MONEY. 226 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,673 IT'S MY MONEY. 227 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,740 YOU TELL HIM THIS. 228 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:28,608 SCREWING WITH ME ON THIS IS A CAREER DECISION. 229 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:29,877 HE'LL GET THE MESSAGE. 230 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:35,148 ADRIAN MONK! LOOK AT YOU. 231 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,250 YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT ALL. 232 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:39,052 HELLO, RODERICK. 233 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,254 OH, YOU STILL GOT THAT GERM THING? 234 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:42,623 [laughs] 235 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:43,557 HE WAS ALWAYS AFRAID OF TOUCHING PEOPLE. 236 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,759 NATALIE TEEGER, DESIGNATED HAND-SHAKER. 237 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:46,860 HI. 238 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:47,860 WE WERE JUST ADMIRING 239 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:48,928 YOUR BEAUTIFUL HOME. 240 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:51,565 YEAH, GETS THE JOB DONE. 241 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:52,600 YEAH. 242 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:53,600 IF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING, 243 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,101 IS--IS THIS AN ORIGINAL? 244 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:57,037 WELL IT BETTER BE, WHAT I PAID FOR IT. 245 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,138 YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 246 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:58,971 THANKS, YEAH. 247 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:01,341 MARILYN PICKED IT UP ON OUR HONEYMOON. 248 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,174 IT'S PORCELAIN. OH. 249 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,110 I DON'T GOTTA TELL YOU ABOUT PORCELAIN. 250 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,979 DO I, SWIRLY? 251 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:08,048 IT WAS A LITTLE NICKNAME WE HAD FOR HIM BACK IN THE DAY. 252 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:09,883 [laughs] 253 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,885 REMEMBER THOSE SHENANIGANS IN THE BOYS' ROOM? 254 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,022 GOOD TIMES. 255 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,155 I GOT A STUDY BACK HERE. 256 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:17,924 WE CAN, UH, TALK IN PRIVATE? 257 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:21,028 SHENANIGANS. 258 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,168 [sighs] WANT A DRINK? 259 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,970 NO? 260 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,371 WELL I GOT PLENTY HERE IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 261 00:09:32,404 --> 00:09:35,643 LISTEN, ADRIAN, I GOTTA BE HONEST. 262 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,845 I'VE HEARD STORIES. 263 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,813 I HEARD YOU WENT A LITTLE CRAZY SINCE WE GRADUATED. 264 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,615 NOW I JUST NEED TO KNOW, 265 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:45,118 IS IT FUNNY CRAZY OR SAD CRAZY? 266 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,855 FUNNY CRAZY. SAD CRAZY. 267 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,290 OKAY. 268 00:09:51,323 --> 00:09:52,625 EXCUSE ME. 269 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,061 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I HAVE TO SAY. 270 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,333 "RODERICK...BRODY, 271 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,971 "YOU STOLE SOMETHING FROM ME. 272 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:07,206 "YOU STOLE MY CHILDHOOD. 273 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,811 "THE BOY THAT YOU TORMENTED HAS GROWN 274 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,144 "INTO A BROKEN MAN. 275 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,380 "I AM NOW DAMAGED GOODS. 276 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:17,317 "I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THE WOUNDS 277 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,153 "THAT YOU INFLICTED ON ME. 278 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,690 "I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU. 279 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:26,659 AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU." 280 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:29,129 SO IT'S SAD CRAZY. 281 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,932 NO, I THINK MR. MONK IS TALKING ABOUT 282 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,234 WHAT YOU DID TO HIM IN THE SEVENTH GRADE. 283 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,235 YOU TORTURED HIM. 284 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,071 KIDS. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 285 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:42,174 LET'S HAVE A SEAT, HUH? 286 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,144 I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR COMING, ADRIAN. 287 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,681 I KNOW THAT MARILYN THINKS 288 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,349 THIS IS ABOUT SOME UNION BUSINESS AT THE LANDFILL. 289 00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:52,251 BUT THE FACT IS... 290 00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:53,286 THIS IS A PERSONAL MATTER. 291 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,287 UH-HUH. 292 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,455 I NEED YOUR HELP, ADRIAN. 293 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,057 I HEAR YOU'RE A BIG SHOT DETECTIVE NOW. 294 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,759 NO SURPRISE THERE. 295 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:03,296 I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD IT UPSTAIRS. 296 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,466 THIS IS HARD FOR ME. 297 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,669 IT'S PROBABLY HARD FOR ANY GUY. 298 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,206 I THINK MARILYN'S BEEN STEPPING OUT. 299 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,346 REALLY? 300 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,048 YEAH, I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER. 301 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:24,817 ME AND MARILYN, WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN, YOU KNOW, 302 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,453 ROCK SOLID. 303 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:29,722 AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 304 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,258 LAST WEEK SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS GOING OUT OF TOWN 305 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,392 WITH SOME GIRLFRIENDS, 306 00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:34,193 BUT SHE NEVER LEFT. 307 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:35,327 I SAW HER. 308 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,731 WELL WHERE WAS THIS? 309 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:40,967 LAFAYETTE SQUARE TWO DAYS AGO. 310 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,370 IT WAS JUST A RANDOM THING. 311 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:46,505 I WAS IN A CAB. 312 00:11:46,538 --> 00:11:49,375 THERE WAS A RED LIGHT. 313 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,344 AND THERE SHE WAS... 314 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,080 CROSSING THE STREET. 315 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:57,084 SHE WAS MEETING SOMEONE. 316 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:59,351 I COULD TELL THE WAY SHE WAS WALKING. 317 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,489 THE WAY SHE WAS DRESSED. 318 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,993 IT'S BEEN EATING ME UP. 319 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,726 I GOTTA KNOW WHERE WAS SHE GOING. 320 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,798 IT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 321 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,067 MR. BRODY, I'M SORRY. 322 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,068 WE DON'T TAKE ON MATRIMONIAL CASES. 323 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,437 WE COULD GIVE YOU THE NAME OF A PRIVATE-- 324 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,373 HOLD ON, NATALIE. 325 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,375 I'VE KNOWN ROD FOR YEARS. 326 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,211 WELL... 327 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,815 HE'S ONE OF MY... 328 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,116 OLDEST FRIENDS. 329 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:32,085 I THINK WE CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 330 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,456 I'LL TAKE THE CASE. 331 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:43,562 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 332 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,231 SHE'S CHEATING ON HIM. 333 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,232 WE DON'T KNOW THAT. 334 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,299 OF COURSE WE DO. 335 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,302 IT HAS TO BE TRUE. IT'S ALWAYS TRUE. 336 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,071 AND I GET TO TELL HIM, NATALIE. 337 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,338 THIS IS GONNA KILL HIM! 338 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,106 WAIT, MR. MONK, YOU CAN'T ENJOYING THIS. 339 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,475 I AM LOVING IT. 340 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,210 LOOK, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 341 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,412 I THINK THE SUN'S COMING OUT. 342 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,447 OH, MY GOD. 343 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,082 THIS IS BETTER THAN A SWIRLY. 344 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,451 I WIN. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 345 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,354 AFTER 40 YEARS, I WIN. 346 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:22,501 OKAY, HE SAID HE LOST TRACK OF HER 347 00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:24,904 RIGHT HERE. 348 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,073 WHICH WAY DID SHE GO? 349 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,140 THAT WAY. 350 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,275 I DON'T THINK SO. 351 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,010 SHE WAS WEARING HIGH HEELS. 352 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,546 THAT'S A COBBLESTONE STREET AND IT'S ALL UPHILL. 353 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,947 SO WEST? 354 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,017 NO, THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN HERE AND THE PIER. 355 00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:39,086 ALL RIGHT, WELL THAT LEAVES NORTH OR SOUTH. 356 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:44,191 THAT WAY. 357 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,192 WHY THAT WAY? 358 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,460 I FEEL LUCKY! 359 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,096 ISN'T THIS A GREAT CASE? 360 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,363 ISN'T THIS THE BEST CASE EVER? 361 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,164 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS. 362 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,101 GOD, I NEVER KNEW REVENGE COULD BE SO SWEET. 363 00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:56,436 AND WHAT MAKES IT EVEN SWEETER? 364 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,504 GIVE UP? 365 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,639 RODERICK BRODY IS PAYING FOR IT. 366 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,975 HE IS FOOTING THE BILL FOR HIS OWN COMEUPPANCE. 367 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,043 AND THAT IS THE BEST KIND OF COMEUPPANCE THERE IS. 368 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,078 EXCUSE ME, KIND SIR. 369 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,181 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN? 370 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,649 SHE'S CHEATING ON A GUY 371 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,951 WHO USED TO PUT MY HEAD IN A TOILET BOWL. 372 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,419 ISN'T THAT GREAT? 373 00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,956 MR. MONK, 374 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,124 DON'T YOU FEEL BAD EVEN A LITTLE? 375 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:17,957 I MEAN IF YOU'RE RIGHT, 376 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,126 THIS COULD DESTROY THEIR MARRIAGE. 377 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,328 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT KARMA. 378 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,395 RIGHT? 379 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:24,596 WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. 380 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,066 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID? 381 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,299 THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT. 382 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,634 OF COURSE IT IS. 383 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,102 OF COURSE IT IS. 384 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,105 OOH, THAT LOOKS PROMISING. 385 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,874 COME ON. 386 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,014 HI, EXCUSE ME. 387 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,149 HI, UM, 388 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,118 WE'RE LOOKING FOR THIS WOMAN. 389 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,418 YOU A COP? 390 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:47,419 NO. 391 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,355 NO, NO, NO. JUST AN OLD FRIEND. 392 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,590 HAVEN'T SEEN HER. 393 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:54,193 OKAY. 394 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,100 MAYBE GENERAL WASHINGTON CAN REFRESH 395 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,970 YOUR MEMORY. 396 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,239 IS--IS THAT A DOLLAR? 397 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,576 OKAY, I GET IT. 398 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,011 WHO KNOWS? 399 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:16,149 MAYBE THERE ARE... 400 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,184 TWO GENERAL WASHINGTONS. 401 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,187 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 402 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,588 WHERE'S HE GOING? 403 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,028 GOT TO ADMIRE THE GUY. HE'S INCORRUPTIBLE. 404 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,129 HEY. 405 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,463 SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 406 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,136 OH, MY GOD. IT'S TRUE. 407 00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:38,205 OH, MY GOD. 408 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,106 THIS...IS GOING TO KILL HIM. 409 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:42,375 HE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF CUTE. 410 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,144 (Monk) EVEN BETTER. 411 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,278 ALL RIGHT, I GET TO TELL HIM. 412 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,312 THAT'S THE DEAL. 413 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,380 OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS FACE. 414 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,082 MR. MONK. 415 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,283 WHAT IS THAT? 416 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,754 IS THAT YOUR CAMERA? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 417 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,123 IT WAS A BIRTHDAY GIFT. 418 00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,724 FROM WHO? THOMAS EDISON? 419 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,192 IT WAS FROM MY NANA. 420 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,094 WAIT, IS THERE ACTUAL FILM IN IT? 421 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,129 OF COURSE THERE'S FILM IN IT. 422 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,599 I HAVE THREE PICTURES LEFT. 423 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,135 OKAY, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH LIGHT. 424 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,203 SO... 425 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,206 IS THAT A FLASH CUBE? 426 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,375 [whispers] BINGO. 427 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:19,046 HOLD THIS. HOLD IT. 428 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,712 OKAY, OKAY. 429 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:23,615 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 430 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,219 IT'S AN OLD PRIVATE EYE TRICK. 431 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,586 HOLD THAT. 432 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,023 I'M GONNA USE IT AS A MIRROR. 433 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,524 AH-PAH... 434 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,592 HURRY UP. TAKE THE PICTURE. 435 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,062 THAT WAY'S TOO MUCH. 436 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,629 (Natalie) TAKE IT. 437 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,298 OW. 438 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,268 YOU LIKE THAT SOON, HUH? 439 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,135 YES. 440 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,471 SIR, UM, 441 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,772 WOULD YOU MIND TAKING OUR PICTURE? 442 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:47,506 MADAME, I WOULD BE HONORED. 443 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:49,375 OH, THANK YOU. 444 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,077 HERE YOU GO. 445 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,211 IT'S READY TO GO. 446 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,313 HEY. 447 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,383 I GOT THE SAME MODEL MYSELF. 448 00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:58,150 A GIFT FROM MY NANA. 449 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,219 OKAY, SIR, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND 450 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:02,355 STANDING RIGHT... 451 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,124 THERE. 452 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,125 OKAY, CAN YOU SEE US? 453 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,192 I GOTCHA. 454 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,228 OKAY, IF YOU COULD STAND 455 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,662 RIGHT THERE. 456 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,829 RIGHT? 457 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,065 AND ON THE COUNT OF THREE. 458 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,566 ONE. 459 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,834 TWO. 460 00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:17,203 AND THREE. 461 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:21,240 (Monk) WELL...YOU'RE RIGHT. 462 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,345 HIS NAME IS DOUGLAS FENDLE. 463 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,546 DO YOU KNOW HIM? 464 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:27,713 FENDLE? NO. 465 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,515 ARE YOU SURE? 466 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,584 YOUNG, STRAPPING, GOOD-LOOKING GUY. 467 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,086 VIRAL. YOU DON'T KNOW HIM? 468 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,755 MM-MM. 469 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,257 SHE MET HIM AT A BAR ON VINTON STREET, 470 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:39,625 HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS, AND HE LEFT FIRST. 471 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,328 YEAH, THE VIRAL GUY LEFT FIRST. 472 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,829 WE FOLLOWED HIM TO THE AVALON HOTEL 473 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,231 ON JACKSON PLACE. 474 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,766 RODERICK, I'M REALLY SORRY. 475 00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:48,567 YEAH, WE'RE REALLY, REALLY SORRY. 476 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,801 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 477 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,703 THIS IS SO DARK. 478 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:56,108 YEAH, WELL THAT FILM EXPIRED ABOUT 35-40 YEARS AGO. 479 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,443 BUT THAT'S HER. 480 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,479 IF YOU WANT TO CRY, GO AHEAD. 481 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,413 WE--WE UNDERSTAND. 482 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,449 I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 483 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,883 THIS DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING. 484 00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:07,153 YOU KNOW IT'S HER. RIGHT? 485 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,188 BECAUSE YOU SAW HER ON THE STREET. 486 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,521 THAT'S WHY YOU HIRED US. 487 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,589 YOU KNOW, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 488 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,758 I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT ANYMORE. 489 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,792 THE WOMAN I SAW, MAYBE SHE WASN'T MARILYN. 490 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,894 MY EYES AREN'T SO GREAT. 491 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,263 I--I COULD'VE BEEN WRONG. 492 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,865 NO, NO, NO. YOU WEREN'T WRONG. 493 00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,700 IT WAS HER. 494 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,269 I'M JUST, UH, 495 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,603 I'M NOT CONVINCED. 496 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,771 I NEED SOME REAL PROOF. 497 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:26,873 YOU KNOW LAST NIGHT WAS OUR ANNIVERSARY 498 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:28,441 AND MARILYN SURPRISED ME. 499 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,741 SHE BOUGHT US TICKETS. 500 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,311 WE'RE GOING ON A CRUISE. 501 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,712 LIKE A SECOND HONEYMOON THING. 502 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,248 I THINK WE'RE IN A GOOD PLACE. 503 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,415 NO. 504 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,450 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 505 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,718 YOU'RE IN A BAD PLACE. 506 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,188 YOU'RE IN HEARTBREAK HOTEL. 507 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,255 LOOK AT THE NEXT ONE. 508 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:45,724 IS THAT A...SPOON? 509 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:46,893 YEAH, LOOK CLOSER. 510 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,861 SEE THE REFLECTION? 511 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,630 YEAH. SEE, THAT'S THEM. 512 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,199 THAT'S YOUR WIFE. 513 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,766 THAT'S YOUR BELOVED WIFE. 514 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,335 THIS IS KILLING YOU. 515 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,702 I DON'T SEE IT. 516 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:57,903 NO, IT'S EATING YOU UP. 517 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,506 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 518 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:00,707 IT--IT--THE BAR WAS DARK. 519 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,874 SHE WAS ACROSS THE ROOM. 520 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,442 WE PROBABLY HAVE THE WRONG GIRL. 521 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,544 NATALIE-- 522 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:05,711 MR. MONK, WE MADE A MISTAKE. 523 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:06,913 SHH. ZIP IT. 524 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,381 ZIP IT. 525 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,817 THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, RIGHT? 526 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:11,951 ARE YOU CRYING? 527 00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:13,486 A LITTLE BIT? 528 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,954 ADRIAN, I'M STILL GONNA PAY YOU. 529 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,257 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT. 530 00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:20,960 WHOA. 531 00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:21,961 OH, WHAT? THE GUN? 532 00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:22,961 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 533 00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:24,230 I GOT A PERMIT. 534 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,499 WE LIVE IN UNCERTAIN TIMES. 535 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,567 FOR YOUR TROUBLES. 536 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,237 ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS? 537 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:31,671 I'LL KEEP DIGGING. 538 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:32,805 I'LL GET A BETTER CAMERA. 539 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,508 I'LL GET A DIGITAL COMPUTER CAMERA. 540 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,777 SO THERE WON'T BE ANY DOUBT. 541 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:39,246 ADRIAN, I APPRECIATE IT. 542 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,247 BUT JUST FORGET ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT? 543 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:41,513 IT'S OVER. 544 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,914 YOU'RE OFF THE CLOCK. 545 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:46,219 GREAT. 546 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,619 GREAT. GREAT. 547 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:48,954 IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH. 548 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,690 DID YOU GET IT? 549 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,259 OH, YEAH. 550 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,925 IS IT A GOOD ONE? YEAH. 551 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,461 (Monk) OOH, LOOKS GOOD. 552 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:56,895 SHE LOOKS HAPPY WITH IT. 553 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:57,896 YES, SHE DOES. 554 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,332 AND SHE'S VERY HARD TO PLEASE. 555 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,500 WHERE'S THE TELESCOPE THING. 556 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,602 IT HAS A AUTOMATIC ZOOM, SO IT'S BUILT-IN. 557 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:06,306 BUILT-IN? EXCELLENT. 558 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,474 MR. MONK, IT'S NOT HEART SURGERY. 559 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,477 IF WE LEAVE RIGHT AWAY, 560 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:13,779 WE CAN BE AT HER HOUSE BY 8:00. 561 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,913 WE CAN FOLLOW HER ALL DAY. 562 00:20:14,946 --> 00:20:16,015 YEAH, LOOK, UM, MR. MONK, 563 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:16,883 I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 564 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,250 I MADE A DECISION. 565 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,719 IF YOU WANT TO KEEP FOLLOWING MRS. BRODY, 566 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,019 I SUPPOSE THAT'S YOUR RIGHT. 567 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,888 ALTHOUGH IT REALLY ISN'T. 568 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,457 BUT I CAN'T HELP YOU ANYMORE. 569 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,458 WHY NOT? 570 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,259 I--I--I'M JUST NOT COMFORTABLE. 571 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:27,993 HER HUSBAND FIRED US. 572 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:31,463 IT'S WHAT THEY CALL PRO BONO. 573 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,798 NO, PRO BONO IS FOR LAWYERS. 574 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:33,965 THIS IS STALKING. 575 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,934 NO, THIS IS COMEUPPANCE. 576 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,471 PRO BONO COMEUPPANCE. 577 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,038 NO, THAT IS JUST CRAZY TALK. 578 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,307 IT'S NOT CRAZY TALK. 579 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:42,875 PRO BONO COMEUPPANCE? 580 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,310 IT'S THE CRAZIEST TALK THERE IS. 581 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,978 YOU HEARD WHAT HE SAID. HE WANTS YOU TO QUIT. 582 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,748 I WANTED HIM TO QUIT! 583 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,717 I BEGGED HIM TO QUIT 40 YEARS AGO 584 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,050 IN STALL NUMBER THREE. 585 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,486 [cell phone rings] 586 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,787 OH, YEAH. HELLO? 587 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,357 YES, HE IS RIGHT HERE. [camera chime rings] 588 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,960 THE AVALON? SURE, WE KNOW IT. 589 00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:02,628 WE WERE JUST THERE. 590 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,830 WAIT, WHAT'S HIS NAME? 591 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,065 OH, MY GOD. 592 00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:08,034 WHAT HAPPENED? 593 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,068 (Disher) HIS NAME IS DOUGLAS J. FENDLE. 594 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,305 OR, UH, RATHER IT WAS 595 00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:13,905 DOUGLAS J. FENDLE. 596 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,642 I GUESS STILL IS. 597 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,042 BUT DOESN'T MATTER. 598 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,076 LET'S MOVE ON. 599 00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:19,045 UH, HE WAS 37, UNMARRIED, 600 00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:20,613 FROM CHICAGO. 601 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,080 MR. FENDLE WAS AN ATTORNEY. 602 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,650 HE WORKED AT A SMALL LAW FIRM. 603 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,050 SHELLMAN, REZNICK, AND LINK. 604 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:27,053 UH, MOSTLY FAMILY LAW. 605 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,055 WILLS, ADOPTIONS. 606 00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:30,390 HEY, YOU OKAY? 607 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,391 DYNAMITE. 608 00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:33,526 ARE YOU GONNA, YOU KNOW, 609 00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:34,527 TAKE A LOOK AROUND? 610 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,927 YEAH, RIGHT. 611 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,028 GOOD. 612 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:37,896 LOOK, I TALKED TO HIS BOSS. 613 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,065 SHE SAID HE WAS ON VACATION. 614 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:40,599 SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS HERE. 615 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,000 (Monk) HMM, INTERESTING. 616 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,036 ACCORDING TO THE CLERK, 617 00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,072 HE CHECKED IN THREE DAYS AGO. 618 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,773 KEPT TO HIMSELF. 619 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,576 HOUSEKEEPING FOUND THE BODY THIS MORNING. 620 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,411 DOCTOR TEE PUTS THE TIME OF DEATH 621 00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:53,980 AT 8:00 OR 9:00 PM LAST NIGHT. 622 00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:55,548 HE WAS STABBED THREE TIMES. 623 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:56,615 OUCH. 624 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,683 MR. MONK. 625 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:00,920 THERE WAS MONEY STILL IN HIS WALLET, 626 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:02,422 SO IT WASN'T A ROBBERY. 627 00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:04,356 NO. WASN'T A ROBBERY. 628 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,025 YEAH, AND... 629 00:22:06,057 --> 00:22:06,893 THERE WAS NO FORCED ENTRY. 630 00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:07,960 HE LET THE GUY IN. 631 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,729 I THINK HE KNEW HIM. 632 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:10,829 [laughs] 633 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,398 I THINK HE DID TOO! 634 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,932 EXCUSE ME. I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 635 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,902 LET ME TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE PLEASE. 636 00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,970 DO YOU THINK RODERICK BRODY DID THIS? 637 00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,740 WELL HE SAID HE DIDN'T BELIEVE US. 638 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:22,808 APPARENTLY HE RECONSIDERED. 639 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,809 WELL THAT'S HORRIBLE. 640 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,044 A MAN IS DEAD. 641 00:22:25,076 --> 00:22:26,413 YEAH, I KNOW. 642 00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:28,079 AND THAT'S A MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE. 643 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,915 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 644 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,451 PRISON SWIRLIES. 645 00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:32,652 NATALIE-- 646 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:33,853 PRISON SWIR-- 647 00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:34,886 YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW 648 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:35,988 ABOUT PRISON SWIRLIES. 649 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,490 THEY'RE NOT EVEN TECHNICALLY REAL SWIRLIES. 650 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,858 YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT KARMA. 651 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:40,859 IT IS FANTASTIC. 652 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:41,961 NO, MR. MONK. 653 00:22:41,993 --> 00:22:42,961 (Stottlemeyer) MONK, NATALIE, 654 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:43,996 THANKS FOR COMING. 655 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,932 I WAS DOWNSTAIRS DOING A LITTLE DUMPSTER DIVING. 656 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,133 CAN'T FIND THE MURDER WEAPON. 657 00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:49,635 THERE'S A STEAK KNIFE MISSING 658 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:50,769 FROM THAT SERVICE TRAY. 659 00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:53,405 I GUESS HE TOOK IT WITH HIM. 660 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,442 SO, WHAT DO YOU... 661 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:56,942 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 662 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,080 YOU OKAY? 663 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,816 [stifled laugh] 664 00:23:05,116 --> 00:23:06,051 ARE YOU HAPPY? 665 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,787 I LOVE MY WORK. 666 00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:09,020 IS THAT A CRIME? 667 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,122 NO. 668 00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:11,891 I THINK THEY KNEW THE GUY. 669 00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:13,058 KNOW WHA-- 670 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,461 WHAT? YOU KNOW THIS GUY? 671 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:15,294 MM. DON'T-- 672 00:23:15,326 --> 00:23:17,163 TECHNICALLY. DON'T KNOW HIM. 673 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:18,698 NEVER MET HIM FACE-TO-FACE. 674 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:19,832 NEVER FORMALLY INTRODUCED. 675 00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:21,099 SORT OF. 676 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,535 WE-- WE'VE BEEN FOLLOWING HIM. 677 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,569 RIGHT. 678 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:26,472 YOU WERE FOLLOWING HIM? 679 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:27,574 I WONDER WHY. 680 00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:30,041 WELL HE WAS SEEING A WOMAN. 681 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,478 A MARRIED WOMAN. 682 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:34,145 AND WE WERE FOLLOWING HER. 683 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:37,616 YOU WERE FOLLOWING THE WOMAN. 684 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:38,684 I WONDER WHY. 685 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,520 HER HUSBAND HIRED US. 686 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:42,588 UNTIL YOU HEAR DIFFERENT, 687 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,656 I WONDER WHY? 688 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:46,092 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 689 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,192 YOU'RE DOING DIVORCE WORK NOW? 690 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,760 NO, HE WAS JUST DOING A FAVOR. 691 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:49,929 HE WAS AN OLD FRIEND OF MR. MONK'S. 692 00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:51,798 WOULDN'T EXACTLY SAY HE WAS A FRIEND. 693 00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:54,066 MORE OF AN ACQUAINTANCE ACTUALLY. 694 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,001 HE BEAT ME UP EVERY WEEK FOR THREE YEARS. 695 00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:58,136 AND THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE STUPID GRIN ON YOUR FACE. 696 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,471 YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING EVEN. 697 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:02,040 I KNOW I'M GETTING EVEN. 698 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:03,542 SO YOUR PAL, 699 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:05,076 YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT THE AFFAIR. 700 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:09,147 AND YOU TOLD HIM THAT FENDLE WAS GONNA BE HERE. 701 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,750 WELL I THINK YOUR PAL 702 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:11,817 JUST MADE THE TOP OF MY TO-DO LIST. 703 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:12,852 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 704 00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:14,554 ACTUALLY WE CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. 705 00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:15,954 TECHNICALLY HE'S A CLIENT 706 00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:17,624 SO IT'S PRIVILEGED INFORMATION. 707 00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:18,990 WE COULD CONTACT A LAWYER OR A THIRD PARTY-- 708 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:22,228 RODERICK BRODY. 709 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:24,963 23 ORCHARD CIRCLE. 710 00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:25,998 NO. B-R-O. 711 00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:26,999 THAT LOOKS LIKE AN A. 712 00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:28,701 B-R-O-D-Y. 713 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:30,102 RODERICK BRODY. 714 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,605 WELL LET'S GO TALK TO HIM. 715 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,076 PRISON SWIRLIES! 716 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,712 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRAG ME DOWN HERE. 717 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,515 I COULD'VE TALKED TO YOU AT MY OFFICE. 718 00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:43,615 WELL I'M MORE COMFORTABLE HERE. 719 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:44,884 I GOT MY OWN COFFEE MUG. 720 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:46,853 I GOT THE AC SET JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. 721 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,721 YEAH, WELL CAN I AT LEAST CALL MY WIFE? 722 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:50,722 WE'VE ALREADY CALLED HER. SHE'S ON HER WAY. 723 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:53,125 SO LET'S START AT THE BEGINNING. 724 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,560 YOU KNEW MR. MONK FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 725 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,028 YOU HIRED HIM TO FOLLOW YOUR WIFE. 726 00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:57,763 HE TOLD YOU ABOUT MR. FENDLE. 727 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,766 TOLD YOU ABOUT FENDLE AT THE HOTEL. 728 00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:00,799 YEAH, BUT IT WASN'T MY WIFE. 729 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,101 THE WOMAN YOU SAW IN THAT BAR. 730 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:03,269 IT WASN'T MARILYN. 731 00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:05,805 COULDN'T HAVE BEEN. 732 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:09,675 I TOLD YOU ABOUT YOUR WIFE AND MR. FENDLE. 733 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,678 AND THEN TWO HOURS LATER, FENDLE WAS DEAD. 734 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:15,682 IT LOOKS PRETTY BAD, RODDY. 735 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:17,817 UM, SKIPPING AHEAD. 736 00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,919 8:00 LAST NIGHT? 737 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,019 I TOLD YOU. 738 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:22,188 I WAS HOME...WITH MARILYN. 739 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,722 WE RENTED A MOVIE. 740 00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:25,023 WHAT'S THE MATTER, RODDY? 741 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:27,192 YOU LOOK A LITTLE FLUSHED. 742 00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:31,698 GET IT? 743 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:33,566 NO. 744 00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:35,300 NEITHER DO I. 745 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,301 FLUSHED? 746 00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:37,804 HE GETS IT. TRUST ME. 747 00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:40,038 HE GETS IT. 748 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:43,209 OKAY, UM...MONK. 749 00:25:43,241 --> 00:25:44,309 WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, OKAY? 750 00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:45,612 THANK YOU. 751 00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:46,679 I BET THE ROOM 752 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,748 IS JUST SWIRLING AROUND YOU RIGHT NOW, ISN'T IT? 753 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,883 IT'S SWIRLING ALL AROUND. 754 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:54,353 YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN THE DRAIN. 755 00:25:54,385 --> 00:25:56,288 WAIT, I HAVE MORE. 756 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:58,958 YOUR THOUGHTS ARE OVERFLOWING-- 757 00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:00,125 JUST WAIT FOR MARILYN. 758 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:01,093 WHEN SHE GETS HERE SHE'LL TELL YOU. 759 00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:02,228 WE WERE TOGETHER ALL NIGHT. 760 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,663 I NEVER LEFT HER SIDE. 761 00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:04,631 I'M SORRY, BABY. 762 00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:05,632 OH, THANK GOD. 763 00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:06,732 MARILYN, 764 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:07,733 YOU GOTTA TELL THESE GUYS 765 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:08,800 ABOUT WHAT WE DID LAST NIGHT. 766 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:09,635 I KNOW, I KNOW. 767 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:10,869 [whispers] WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY 768 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,672 BUT I... 769 00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:13,940 I CAN'T LIE FOR YOU AFTER WHAT YOU DID. 770 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:15,674 WHAT? 771 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:18,243 THE TRUTH IS THAT I... 772 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,112 I WAS IN LOVE WITH DOUG FENDLE. 773 00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:21,681 LAST NIGHT, 774 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,348 I TOLD RODERICK THE TRUTH. 775 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:24,717 I TRIED TO. 776 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,018 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MARILYN? 777 00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:28,654 MR. BRODY, LET HER TALK. 778 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,756 WHAT HAPPENED? 779 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,124 (Marilyn) HE GOT FURIOUS. 780 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:33,358 HE SAID HE WAS GONNA KILL DOUG. 781 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:36,028 AND THEN...HE LEFT. 782 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:37,829 WHAT ARE YOU DOING-- 783 00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:38,865 HEY, MR. BRODY! 784 00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:40,633 WHAT TIME WAS THIS? 785 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:43,035 UM, 7:30. 786 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:45,805 HE LEFT FOR ABOUT, I DON'T KNOW, TWO HOURS. 787 00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:49,407 AND WHEN HE CAME BACK, 788 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,109 HE WAS...BLOODY. 789 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:52,845 MARILYN! MR. BRODY. 790 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:54,180 (Roderick) THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 791 00:26:54,212 --> 00:26:55,314 I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S SAYING THIS. 792 00:26:55,346 --> 00:26:57,950 SIT DOWN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 793 00:26:57,983 --> 00:27:00,185 IT'S OKAY. GO ON. 794 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:02,020 WHEN I CAME DOWNSTAIRS, 795 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:03,690 RODERICK WAS BY THE FIREPLACE. 796 00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:05,758 HE WAS BURNING HIS CLOTHES. 797 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,058 THAT IS TOTALLY INSANE! SHE'S LYING TO YOU! 798 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:09,228 SIT DOWN. 799 00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:10,962 HE GAVE ME THIS. 800 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:12,865 TOLD ME TO GET RID OF IT. 801 00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:20,740 I'M GOING TO STEP OUTSIDE 802 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:24,876 FOR A MOMENT. 803 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:27,645 A LITTLE FRESH AIR. 804 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:32,151 [birds singing] 805 00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:44,195 MR. MONK, THERE YOU ARE. 806 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:45,263 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 807 00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:46,699 SHH. 808 00:27:46,732 --> 00:27:48,734 LISTEN. YOU HEAR THAT? 809 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:51,938 BIRDS. THEY'RE SINGING. 810 00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:53,839 IS THAT A LARK? YEAH? 811 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:54,840 UH, I DON'T KNOW. 812 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,875 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL? 813 00:27:56,909 --> 00:27:59,778 LIBERATED. 814 00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:02,781 I SHOULD'VE CONFRONTED THAT S.O. YOU-KNOW-WHAT 815 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:03,883 YEARS AGO. 816 00:28:03,915 --> 00:28:04,884 B. 817 00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:06,352 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I WON. 818 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:07,753 YEAH, MR. MONK, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY 819 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:08,921 REALLY WON ANYTHING. 820 00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,221 YOU'RE RIGHT OF COURSE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 821 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,390 EXCEPT ME. 822 00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:12,391 [laughing] I WON BIG TIME. 823 00:28:12,423 --> 00:28:13,826 ARE YOU GONNA START SINGING? 824 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:14,826 I COULD! 825 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:15,693 I ALMOST COULD. 826 00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:17,395 YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GONNA DO THOUGH? 827 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:18,865 I'M GONNA DO A CARTWHEEL. 828 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,769 I'M GONNA DO A CARTWHEEL RIGHT HERE. 829 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:24,903 YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAND BACK. 830 00:28:24,936 --> 00:28:26,505 IT'S MY FIRST CARTWHEEL. 831 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:27,506 THAT'S PERFECT. 832 00:28:27,538 --> 00:28:29,808 PLENTY OF ROOM THERE. GREAT. 833 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:32,411 I'M GONNA DO IT RIGHT HERE. 834 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:47,326 WHAT AM I DOING? 835 00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:50,528 A MAN'S BEEN KILLED, RIGHT? 836 00:28:50,561 --> 00:28:51,931 A MAN WAS STABBED TO DEATH. 837 00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:53,531 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING. 838 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:58,470 THIS IS NO TIME FOR CARTWHEELS. 839 00:28:58,503 --> 00:29:00,006 WHY DON'T I LISTEN TO YOU? 840 00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:01,507 I DON'T KNOW. 841 00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:03,509 ON THE OTHER HAND, 842 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:05,477 I HAVE BEEN WAITING 40 YEARS FOR THIS. 843 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:07,212 I MEAN THIS IS A MOMENT TO SAVOR. 844 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,346 IT MAY NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 845 00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:10,249 I'M DOING THE CARTWHEEL. 846 00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:11,784 I AM DOING IT. 847 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,554 I CAN'T DO IT. 848 00:29:15,586 --> 00:29:17,189 IT'S GHOULISH! 849 00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:18,523 I MEAN... 850 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,026 ONE MAN DEAD, ANOTHER MAN GOING TO JAIL. 851 00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:21,126 AM I A GHOUL? 852 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,828 NO, MR. MONK. YOU'RE NOT A GHOUL. 853 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:23,895 WHAT IS A GHOUL? 854 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:24,896 I DON'T KNOW. 855 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:26,298 I DON'T CARE! 856 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:27,532 THAT IS MY ARCH ENEMY! 857 00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:28,500 ONE CARTWHEEL. 858 00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:29,500 I GOTTA DO IT. 859 00:29:29,535 --> 00:29:30,568 I CAN'T DO IT. 860 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,403 NATALIE, DO THE CARTWHEEL. 861 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:33,404 WHAT? 862 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:34,440 COME ON, IT'S A GOOD COMPROMISE. 863 00:29:34,472 --> 00:29:36,375 CARTWHEEL BY PROXY. 864 00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:38,044 AND DON'T FORGET TO SAY "WEE." 865 00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:39,577 GOTTA SAY "WEE!" 866 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,447 NO. THANK YOU. 867 00:29:47,618 --> 00:29:49,188 OH, NO. 868 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:51,557 WHAT HAPPENED? 869 00:29:51,589 --> 00:29:54,826 BRODY... 870 00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,228 HE HAD A GUN. 871 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:01,067 MR. MONK. 872 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:02,534 AND, UM... 873 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:03,568 I'M SORRY, I'M SO BAD WITH NAMES. 874 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,171 NATALIE. NATALIE. 875 00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:06,238 YEAH. 876 00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:07,940 SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. 877 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,508 SOMETHING'S COME UP. 878 00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:12,344 HONESTLY, THIS--THIS ISN'T A GREAT TIME FOR ME. 879 00:30:12,377 --> 00:30:13,578 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME BUSINESS. 880 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,013 IT'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE. OKAY. 881 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,115 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 882 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,555 MRS. BRODY, WE'RE ALL SET HERE. 883 00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:24,490 IT'LL TAKE ME A COUPLE DAYS 884 00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:25,857 TO OPEN THE NEW ACCOUNT. 885 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:27,425 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING OUT, ERIC. 886 00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:29,028 ESPECIALLY ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 887 00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:30,395 WELL IT'S YOUR MONEY TOO, MARILYN. 888 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:31,963 I'LL HAVE SOMEONE FROM THE GRAND CAYMAN BRANCH 889 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,298 CALL YOU, OKAY? 890 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,166 AFTERNOON. 891 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:41,440 WELL, IT CERTAINLY DOES SEEM 892 00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:42,441 THAT RODERICK COULD BE GOING TO PRISON 893 00:30:42,473 --> 00:30:43,442 FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 894 00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:46,278 YEAH. 895 00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:48,480 I--I NEVER SHOULD'VE TOLD HIM ABOUT DOUGLAS. 896 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:49,915 WELL I-- 897 00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:53,652 I KNEW WHAT HE WAS CAPABLE OF AND.. 898 00:30:53,684 --> 00:30:54,486 ANYWAY. 899 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,654 I'M SORRY, MR. MONK. 900 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,523 CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? 901 00:30:58,557 --> 00:30:59,590 YOU HAD A QUESTION. 902 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:01,059 YES, RIGHT. 903 00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:03,261 YOU MENTIONED LAST NIGHT 904 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,630 YOUR HUSBAND WAS UPSET. 905 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,164 HE STORMED OUT OF THE HOUSE. 906 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,532 THAT'S RIGHT. 907 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,902 WHAT CAR WAS HE DRIVING? 908 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,369 WHAT CAR? 909 00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:12,939 UH, HIS CAR. 910 00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:14,440 RIGHT, SO... 911 00:31:14,472 --> 00:31:15,473 HERE'S MY PROBLEM, 912 00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:17,175 MRS. BRODY. 913 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,411 YOUR HUSBAND KEEPS A HANDGUN IN HIS GLOVE COMPARTMENT. 914 00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:21,613 I SAW IT. 915 00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:23,082 SO WHY A STEAK KNIFE? 916 00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:24,983 HOW DID HE EVEN KNOW THE STEAK KNIFE 917 00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:26,384 WOULD BE IN THE HOTEL ROOM? 918 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:29,154 MAYBE HE TOOK THE HANDGUN WITH HIM 919 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:31,057 AND THEN REALIZED AT THE LAST MOMENT 920 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:32,691 IT WAS TOO LOUD. 921 00:31:32,723 --> 00:31:35,527 HE CHANGED HIS MIND. 922 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,496 MAYBE. MAYBE. 923 00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:40,132 I'M--I'M SO SORRY I CAN'T BE MORE HELPFUL, MR. MONK. 924 00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:42,167 [sighs] 925 00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:43,402 ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 926 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:44,670 YEAH, I'M GONNA BE FINE. 927 00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:46,005 MY AUNT IS FLYING IN TOMORROW. 928 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,605 I JUST HAVE TO TAKE THIS 929 00:31:47,638 --> 00:31:49,641 ONE DAY AT A TIME. 930 00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:51,943 THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT. 931 00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:53,211 SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. 932 00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:26,377 I HAVE SOME PAPERS FOR YOU TO SIGN. 933 00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:29,615 OH, YOU'VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. 934 00:32:29,647 --> 00:32:31,616 BELIEVE ME. 935 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,551 YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SIGN THEM, 936 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:34,653 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 937 00:32:34,685 --> 00:32:36,654 MY SIGNATURE. CLOSE ENOUGH. 938 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:37,990 [laughs] 939 00:32:38,023 --> 00:32:40,992 A COP NAMED MONK STOPPED BY TODAY. 940 00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:43,461 HE WAS SMART. TOO SMART. 941 00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:45,998 WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO ACCELERATE OUR SCHEDULE. 942 00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:47,032 WHICH IS TOO BAD, 943 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:50,669 BECAUSE WE WERE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 944 00:32:53,538 --> 00:32:56,008 IT'S FUN HAVING A SISTER, ISN'T IT? 945 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,355 ADRIAN. 946 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:10,388 YOU OKAY? 947 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:12,191 AM I OKAY? 948 00:33:12,223 --> 00:33:13,192 I DON'T KNOW. 949 00:33:13,224 --> 00:33:15,527 I GUESS I'M EVERYTHING. 950 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,063 ANGRY. 951 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:18,130 CONFUSED. 952 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:19,198 SCARED. 953 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:21,732 I--I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND THIS. 954 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,134 YOU THINK YOU NEED A LAWYER? 955 00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:24,369 OH, I GOT TEN LAWYERS. 956 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,038 JUST... 957 00:33:26,071 --> 00:33:27,338 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D NEED 'EM FOR THIS. 958 00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:30,476 WELL, I HAVE SOME NEWS. 959 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:31,676 OH, YEAH? 960 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:35,346 I'VE DECIDED TO HELP YOU. 961 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:36,481 I THOUGHT YOU WERE HELPING ME. 962 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:41,353 WELL, I--I'VE DECIDED TO REALLY HELP YOU. 963 00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:43,689 UNTIL NOW I'VE SORT OF... 964 00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:46,458 BEEN FAKING IT. 965 00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:49,494 THE TRUTH IS I WAS HOPING 966 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,529 THAT YOUR WIFE WAS CHEATING ON YOU. 967 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:54,365 I WAS...SORT OF... 968 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,467 GLAD WHEN YOU GOT ARRESTED. 969 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,701 YOU WERE GLAD. 970 00:33:56,734 --> 00:33:59,305 WELL... 971 00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:00,705 FIGURED IT WAS PAYBACK. 972 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:02,540 FOR WHAT? 973 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:06,845 FOR WHAT? 974 00:34:06,877 --> 00:34:08,514 FOR...FOR WHAT? 975 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,349 YEAH. FOR SEVENTH GRADE! 976 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,219 FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 977 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:14,353 WEREN'T-- WEREN'T YOU LISTENING? 978 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,588 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE SWIRLIES? 979 00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:17,588 YES! 980 00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:20,358 YE--YES. 981 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,626 YES. YES. 982 00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:23,561 YOU-- 983 00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:25,396 YOU USED TO TERRORIZE ME. 984 00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:27,498 HEY, YOU GAVE AS GOOD AS YOU GOT? 985 00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:29,135 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 986 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:30,768 YOU DIDN'T JUST ROLL OVER 987 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:31,769 LIKE A LOT OF THOSE KIDS. 988 00:34:31,802 --> 00:34:32,771 I REMEMBER. YOU CALLED ME NAMES. 989 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:34,773 YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. 990 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,442 AND--AND YOU SPLASHED ME. 991 00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:38,443 I SPLASHED YOU? 992 00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,146 YEAH, BUT I DON'T DWELL ON IT. 993 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:41,146 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 994 00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:42,447 HOLD A GRUDGE FOR 30 YEARS? 995 00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:44,250 I FIGURE WE'RE EVEN. DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 996 00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:46,351 [stuttering] 997 00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:47,418 I--I--I-- 998 00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:50,121 I--I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. 999 00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:53,425 YOU MEAN, YOU NEVER EVEN... 1000 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,561 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA... 1001 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,230 [stutters] 1002 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:00,398 I--I--I--I-- 1003 00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:02,367 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, A-A-A-A-A-- 1004 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,668 LET'S MOVE ON. 1005 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:04,835 OKAY, LET'S JUST... 1006 00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:08,474 TALK ABOUT YOUR WIFE. 1007 00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:09,840 OKAY. 1008 00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:13,744 I THINK SHE MIGHT'VE BEEN LYING 1009 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:14,813 ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 1010 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,547 OH, I KNOW SHE'S LYING. 1011 00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:17,849 I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY. 1012 00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:19,184 I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR TWO HOURS 1013 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:20,186 WRECKING MY BRAIN. 1014 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:21,219 RACKING YOUR BRAIN. 1015 00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:22,820 HERE'S WHAT I KNOW, OKAY? 1016 00:35:22,853 --> 00:35:24,389 I KNOW I DIDN'T DO IT. 1017 00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:25,523 AND I KNOW SHE DIDN'T DO IT 1018 00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:26,592 'CAUSE I WAS WITH HER ALL NIGHT. 1019 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,295 WHERE DID SHE GET... 1020 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:30,862 THE KNIFE. 1021 00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:32,164 I DON'T KNOW. 1022 00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:33,231 WHERE DID SHE GET THE KNIFE? 1023 00:35:33,264 --> 00:35:34,900 I CAN'T FIGURE IT. 1024 00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:37,503 SOMETHING'S GOING ON HERE BUT I-- 1025 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:38,769 ARE YOU OKAY? 1026 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:41,306 [whispers] THAT'S ME. 1027 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,409 YEAH. 1028 00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:44,543 IT'S A MIRROR. 1029 00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:46,512 OH, MY GOD. 1030 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:52,351 SHE DID IT. 1031 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:53,452 WHO DID WHAT? 1032 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:54,485 MARILYN. 1033 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:56,288 YOUR WIFE. 1034 00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:59,625 LAST NIGHT SHE WAS AT THE HOTEL. 1035 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,559 SHE KILLED DOUG FENDLE. 1036 00:36:01,592 --> 00:36:03,461 I FEEL LIKE I'M IN EIGHTH GRADE GEOMETRY CLASS HERE 1037 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:04,496 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1038 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:05,931 I TOLD YOU I WAS WITH HER. 1039 00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:07,666 WAS SHE WITH ME OR WAS SHE AT THE HOTEL? 1040 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:10,369 YES. 1041 00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:11,603 AND NO. 1042 00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:13,905 SHE WAS WITH YOU... 1043 00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:17,509 AND SHE WAS AT THE HOTEL. 1044 00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:20,411 SHE WAS BOTH. 1045 00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:23,315 TWINS. 1046 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:33,958 HEY, SIS. 1047 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,693 HOW YOU FEELING? 1048 00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:38,329 THOSE ARE SOME PRETTY STRONG TRANQUILIZERS 1049 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:39,697 I GAVE YOU. 1050 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:40,831 YOU KNOW, 1051 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,869 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD A SISTER 1052 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,403 UNTIL THAT-- 1053 00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:48,273 THAT LAWYER DOUG FENDLE CAME KNOCKING. 1054 00:36:48,306 --> 00:36:50,509 HIS FIRM REPRESENTED OUR ADOPTION 1055 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:51,842 35 YEARS AGO. 1056 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,612 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 1057 00:36:53,644 --> 00:36:55,614 AND NOW... 1058 00:36:55,646 --> 00:36:57,449 YOU'RE WORTH WHAT? 1059 00:36:57,483 --> 00:37:01,552 $9-10 MILLION? 1060 00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:02,887 [sighs] 1061 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,889 I NEVER EVEN HAD A SAVINGS ACCOUNT. 1062 00:37:04,922 --> 00:37:07,592 DOESN'T REALLY SEEM FAIR, DOES IT? 1063 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:08,726 MM. 1064 00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:18,969 MONK. 1065 00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:20,572 UGH, YOU WERE RIGHT. 1066 00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:21,572 SHE HAS A TWIN SISTER. 1067 00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:22,940 A PATRICE GESNER. 1068 00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,510 THEY WERE ADOPTED BY DIFFERENT FAMILIES 1069 00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:25,811 35 YEARS AGO IN MILWAUKEE. 1070 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,478 PAPERS WERE SEALED. THEY NEVER KNEW EACH OTHER. 1071 00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:28,614 I THINK THEY'RE BOTH IN THERE. 1072 00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:29,681 YOU WANT TO LOOK AROUND? 1073 00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:30,681 NOT YET. 1074 00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:31,782 RODRIQUEZ IS GETTING A WARRANT. 1075 00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:32,851 HE'LL BE HERE SOON. 1076 00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:33,985 SO IDENTICAL TWINS, HUH? 1077 00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:35,521 THAT'S ONE FOR THE BOOKS. 1078 00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:36,822 YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE I SAID TWINS. 1079 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:38,489 RANDY, YOU ALWAYS SAY TWINS. 1080 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,659 YOU'VE BEEN DEPRESSED. 1081 00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:43,394 AND YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING. 1082 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,496 THEY'RE GONNA FIND YOUR BODY 1083 00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:48,400 IN THE BAY NEAR THE BRIDGE. 1084 00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:49,501 THE BAY IS SALT WATER 1085 00:37:49,534 --> 00:37:51,068 SO I HAVE TO ADD THIS. 1086 00:37:51,101 --> 00:37:52,403 SO HOW DID YOU KNOW? 1087 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:54,606 LITTLE THINGS. THEY BEGAN TO ADD UP. 1088 00:37:54,639 --> 00:37:55,806 WHEN I FIRST MET HER, 1089 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,576 SHE MENTIONED HER AUNT IN TEXAS. 1090 00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,978 JUST ONE AUNT IN TEXAS. SHE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT. 1091 00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:01,713 (Monk) SHE PRONOUNCED IT "ANT." 1092 00:38:01,746 --> 00:38:02,947 THIS MORNING, SHE SAID: 1093 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:06,818 MY AUNT IS FLYING IN TOMORROW. 1094 00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:07,952 (Monk) AND THE FINGERNAILS. 1095 00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:09,588 TWO DAYS AGO, SHE WAS BITING THEM. 1096 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:12,557 THIS MORNING THEY WERE LONG AND PERFECTLY MANICURED. 1097 00:38:12,590 --> 00:38:15,025 IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BATH, SIS. 1098 00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:18,396 THIS MIGHT HURT A LITTLE. 1099 00:38:18,429 --> 00:38:20,398 [whimpers] 1100 00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:23,034 I WONDER IF I'LL FEEL IT. 1101 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:24,436 PROBABLY NOT. 1102 00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:26,003 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU FELT MY PAIN 1103 00:38:26,036 --> 00:38:29,541 FOR THE LAST 35 YEARS. 1104 00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:31,076 RODERICK'S WIFE WASN'T CHEATING ON HIM. 1105 00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:32,978 THE WOMAN HE SAW LAST WEEK WAS HER SISTER. 1106 00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:34,846 YEAH, WE WEREN'T FOLLOWING MARILYN. 1107 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,447 WE WERE FOLLOWING HER TWIN. 1108 00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:40,552 (Monk) THIS MORNING WHILE WE WERE ALL AT THE POLICE STATION, 1109 00:38:40,585 --> 00:38:41,887 THE SISTER WAS HERE. 1110 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,757 SHE WAS SWITCHING PLACES. 1111 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:47,358 SHE WAS GONNA KILL RODERICK TOO 1112 00:38:47,393 --> 00:38:48,494 TO GET HIM OUT OF THE WAY 1113 00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:50,461 UNTIL WE ARRESTED HIM. 1114 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:51,762 WE JUST MADE HER JOB EASIER. 1115 00:38:51,797 --> 00:38:53,764 ARRESTED? 1116 00:38:56,967 --> 00:38:59,438 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 1117 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,873 OKAY, WHY DID SHE KILL FENDLE? 1118 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:04,342 FENDLE WAS HER PARTNER IN ALL THIS. 1119 00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:07,713 THERE WAS A BANKER HERE THIS MORNING. 1120 00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:09,815 SHE'S BEEN MOVING RODERICK'S MONEY TO OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS. 1121 00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:12,117 FUNNY THING IS YOU PROBABLY 1122 00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:14,119 DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME. 1123 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:15,853 IT'S PATRICE. 1124 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,456 I THINK SHE'S PLANNING TO KILL MARILYN 1125 00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:18,423 AND THEN DISAPPEAR. 1126 00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:20,826 PATRICE, I BEG YOU. 1127 00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:21,927 I'M BEGGING YOU. NO! 1128 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,394 PLEASE, NO! 1129 00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:24,496 NO! 1130 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:31,168 IT COULD BE GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW. 1131 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,637 WHERE THE HECK IS THE WARRANT? 1132 00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:38,577 HELP! 1133 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:39,911 WHAT WAS THAT? 1134 00:39:39,945 --> 00:39:40,945 PROBABLE CAUSE! 1135 00:39:42,447 --> 00:39:43,914 HELP! 1136 00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:44,949 SOMEBODY HELP! 1137 00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:49,019 NO! 1138 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,655 NO! 1139 00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:51,722 UHN. 1140 00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:54,659 STEP AWAY FROM HER NOW! 1141 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,594 NOW! OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 1142 00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:00,666 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 1143 00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:02,768 [coughing] 1144 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,469 [guttural cough] 1145 00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:05,503 HOW DO WE TELL 'EM APART? 1146 00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:07,005 [coughs] 1147 00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:09,541 SAY AUNT. 1148 00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:11,510 RANDY, LET'S ARREST THE ONE THAT WASN'T DROWNING. 1149 00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:13,744 YEAH. 1150 00:40:13,778 --> 00:40:15,547 YEAH, THAT WORKS TOO. 1151 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:42,974 OH. HOPE HE HAS THE RIGHT SISTER. 1152 00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:44,710 I CAN'T LOOK. 1153 00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:47,112 THIS IS THE WORST COMEUPPANCE EVER. 1154 00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:48,146 YOU LIED TO ME. 1155 00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:49,213 ABOUT WHAT? 1156 00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:50,715 KARMA. 1157 00:40:50,748 --> 00:40:51,750 YOU'RE BLAMING ME FOR THIS? 1158 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:52,918 YES. 1159 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:53,952 YES, I AM. 1160 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:54,985 ADRIAN, HEY. 1161 00:40:55,019 --> 00:40:57,688 I JUST WANT TO SAY THANKS. 1162 00:40:57,722 --> 00:40:59,090 YOU SAVED MY FAMILY. MM. 1163 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,626 SAVED MY LIFE. 1164 00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:02,927 GLAD I COULD HELP. 1165 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,230 OH, YEAH, AND HEY, ABOUT THIS SWIRLY THING. 1166 00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:07,766 NO HARD FEELINGS, RIGHT? 1167 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,735 ALL RIGHT. 1168 00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:10,802 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 1169 00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:12,103 NICE TO MEET YOU. 1170 00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:13,003 GOOD TO MEET YOU. 1171 00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:14,271 (Marilyn) WHAT'S A SWIRLY? 1172 00:41:14,304 --> 00:41:15,606 OH, WE USED TO 1173 00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:16,775 FOOL AROUND BACK IN THE DAY. 1174 00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,043 YOU KNOW, HORSEPLAY AFTER SCHOOL. 1175 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:19,043 MM-HMM. 1176 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:20,512 HE WAS A FUNNY KID. 1177 00:41:20,545 --> 00:41:23,047 HE USED TO WASH HIS HANDS, LIKE, TEN TIMES A DAY. 1178 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:24,048 HMM. 1179 00:41:24,081 --> 00:41:25,916 LISTEN. DO YOU HEAR THAT? 1180 00:41:25,951 --> 00:41:27,018 WHAT? THE BIRDS? 1181 00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:28,085 NO, NO, NO, NO. 1182 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:30,588 NOT THE BIRDS. DON'T YOU HEAR THAT? 1183 00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:34,992 THE TOILET TANK REFILLING. 1184 00:41:35,025 --> 00:41:36,795 TOILET TANK OF LIFE. 1185 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:37,829 COME ON, MR. MONK. 1186 00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:39,097 I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME. 1187 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:43,101 IT'S WHAT PLATO CALLED THE GREAT COSMIC SWIRLY. 1188 00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:43,902 THERE'S NO ESCAPING IT. 1189 00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:46,304 PLATO SAID THAT? I'M PARAPHRASING. 1190 00:41:46,336 --> 00:41:49,106 I'M GONNA NEED THAT SHOWER CAP BACK. OKAY. 1191 00:41:49,139 --> 00:41:52,143 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 75830

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