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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:04,637 (woman) OH, MY GOD, DAVID GITELSON! 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:06,440 DAVID, DAVID, OVER HERE! 3 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:08,409 WE'RE GOIN' ALL THE WAY! 4 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:11,112 (man) ALL THE WAY TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP! 5 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,246 (second man) KILL THE WILDCATS! 6 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:14,747 YOU CAN BET ON THAT! 7 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:18,452 [chattering applause] 8 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:21,454 [dance music in background] 9 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:28,062 * 10 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,435 OH, WHAT TIME IS IT? 11 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:35,503 MM. DON'T ASK ME. 12 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,771 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS. 13 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:39,539 MMM. 14 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,674 WHAT'S THIS? 15 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,777 OH, I TOLD YOU, I CAME STRAIGHT FROM PRACTICE. 16 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:46,514 "CLASSIFIED." [giggles] 17 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,115 WHAT ARE YOU, A SPY? 18 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:49,582 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. THAT IS TOP SECRET. 19 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:51,719 YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS... 20 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,720 UNLESS YOU'RE WEARING ONE OF THESE. 21 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:55,588 OH. [chuckles] 22 00:00:56,656 --> 00:00:58,158 MR. GITELSON, ARE WE GOING HOME? 23 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,726 NO, I WANNA GO TO THE OTHER CLUB, 24 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:01,262 TO THE AFTER-PARTY. 25 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:02,563 LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT! 26 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:04,597 TO THE AFTER-PARTY. 27 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:26,819 [dialing] 28 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:28,722 HEY, IT'S ME. 29 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,224 I GOT THE PLAYBOOK. 30 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,759 YEP, LOOKIN' AT IT RIGHT NOW. 31 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:36,563 LISTEN, WE GOTTA MOVE FAST. WE GOT ONE HOUR TO DO THIS. 32 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,533 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. JUST HAVE THE MONEY READY. 33 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:43,103 IT'S ALL THERE. 34 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,746 YOU KNOW, NORMALLY I'D SAY GOOD LUCK. 35 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:56,516 BUT, UH...YOU'RE NOT GONNA NEED IT NOW. 36 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,677 WHAT'S GOING ON, DAVID? 37 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,514 WHAT THE HELL'D YOU DO, HUH? DID YOU SELL ME OUT? 38 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:27,715 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NO, DON'T LIE TO ME, MAN. 39 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,849 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M CALLIN' THE COPS. 40 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:32,786 [dialing] 41 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,587 YOU GONNA CALL THE POLICE ON ME? 42 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,689 LISTEN, YOU COULD COST ME THE GAME! 43 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,859 GET UP! GET UP RIGHT NOW, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE-- 44 00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:40,194 YAAH! 45 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:47,268 [Randy Newman ragtime theme] 46 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,437 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 47 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:53,706 * DISORDER AND CONFUSION EVERYWHERE * 48 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,509 * NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE 49 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:57,844 * WELL, I DO 50 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:00,681 * HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 51 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:03,817 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 52 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:07,420 * POISON IN THE VERY AIR WE BREATHE * 53 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:09,590 * DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK? * 54 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:13,860 * WELL, I DO, AND IT'S A-MA-ZING * 55 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:17,365 * PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY 'CAUSE I WORRY ALL THE TIME * 56 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:20,668 * IF YOU PAID ATTENTION, YOU'D BE WORRIED TOO * 57 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:24,704 * YOU'D BETTER PAY ATTENTION OR THIS WORLD WE LOVE SO MUCH * 58 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:28,509 * MIGHT JUST KILL YOU 59 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,711 * I COULD BE WRONG NOW 60 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:33,447 * BUT I DON'T THINK SO 61 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,283 * 'CAUSE IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE * 62 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,718 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE * 63 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:43,757 THE CONDORS HAVE BEEN THERE. 64 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,325 THOSE GUYS HAVE ALL BEEN TO THE PLAYOFFS. 65 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:46,627 THE CATS ARE GONNA CHOKE. 66 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:48,929 RICHARDSON'S THE BEST RUNNING BACK IN THE LEAGUE. 67 00:03:48,961 --> 00:03:50,563 I DON'T KNOW, BOYS. I HEARD RICHARDSON WAS HURT. 68 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:51,932 YEAH, HE TWEAKED HIS KNEE! 69 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,600 (Natalie) MR. MONK SAID SOMETHING 70 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:54,968 VERY INTERESTING TODAY ABOUT THE GAME. 71 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,937 NO, I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 72 00:03:56,969 --> 00:03:58,938 YES, YOU DID. WHAT WAS IT AGAIN? 73 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,341 IT'S JUST THAT... 74 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:02,975 I SAW A PHOTO OF THE TEAM IN A NEWSPAPER, 75 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:04,777 AND IT WAS KIND OF INTERESTING. 76 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,813 AND I NOTICED THAT, UH, 77 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:10,050 IF YOU ADDED UP ALL THEIR UNIFORM NUMBERS, 78 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:13,586 IT ADDS UP...TO 1,000. 79 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,324 WOW. EXACTLY 1,000. 80 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,559 ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THAT? 81 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,327 THAT'S GOTTA BE A GOOD OMEN, RIGHT? 82 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,463 I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS A GOOD OMEN. 83 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,999 HEY, UH, EVERYBODY'S COMIN' ON SUNDAY. 84 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,300 YEAH. YEAH. 85 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:29,702 I GOT A BRAND-NEW 52-INCH PLASMA TV. 86 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:32,340 WE'RE GONNA FIRE UP THE GRILL, WATCH THE CONDORS KICK BUTT. 87 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,307 PRINTED OUT SOME DIRECTIONS. 88 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,274 HERE YA GO. 89 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:37,677 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT ABOUT MR. MONK? 90 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,045 OH. 91 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,081 OH, SURE. SORRY, I DIDN'T THINK-- 92 00:04:41,113 --> 00:04:42,449 HERE YOU GO. 93 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,983 THANK YOU. OH, WAIT, NO, WAIT. 94 00:04:44,016 --> 00:04:45,619 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS SUNDAY? 95 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,387 I CAN'T MAKE IT, SORRY. 96 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:50,023 I'M, UH...I'M GONNA BE AT SUMMIT STADIUM. 97 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,492 WAIT A MINUTE. 98 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,060 YOU'RE GONNA BE AT THE STADIUM? YEAH. 99 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,961 WHY? YOU GOING TO THE GAME? 100 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,730 YEAH. SINCE WHEN? 101 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,632 I HAVE TO GO. 102 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:01,968 I PROMISED BOB. YOU KNOW, COSTAS. 103 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,071 YOU KNOW BOB COSTAS? I DIDN'T MENTION THAT? 104 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:06,906 I HELPED HIM OUT OF A LITTLE JAM ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO. 105 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,074 I NEVER MENTIONED THIS? 106 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:08,942 NO. NO! 107 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,677 BOB COSTAS? NO. 108 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:11,812 (Monk) YEAH. ANYWAY... 109 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,081 HE, UH, HE SENT ME THIS TICKET, 110 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:16,449 AND I PROMISED I MIGHT SHOW UP. 111 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,785 IT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD SEAT. IT'S-- 112 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,853 I-I HAVE TO SIT IN A BOX. 113 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,389 [mutters] SIT IN A BOX. 114 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,790 A PRESS BOX. 115 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:24,992 OH, NO. 116 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,759 A PRESS BOX WITH BOB COSTAS. 117 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,997 [laughing] LOOK AT THIS-- AN ALL-ACCESS PASS IN HERE. 118 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:31,531 (men) OH! 119 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,834 YOU CAN GO INTO THE LOCKER ROOM WITH THAT. 120 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,437 WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO IN THE LOCKER ROOM? 121 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:39,439 HANG ON. 122 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,641 OH, MY GOODNESS. 123 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,610 MONK, THERE ARE TWO TICKETS HERE. 124 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:44,612 OH, YEAH. 125 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:46,079 YEAH. 126 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,048 WHO YOU GONNA TAKE? 127 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,562 NATALIE. 128 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,499 I WAS GONNA TAKE NATALIE. 129 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,435 YEAH... 130 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,437 MR. MONK, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR ONE SECOND? 131 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,639 DON'T WORRY--I'M NOT GONNA CHARGE YOU FOR THE TICKET. 132 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:14,106 HERE YOU GO. 133 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,978 MR. MONK, YOU SHOULD TAKE THE CAPTAIN. 134 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,581 HE REALLY WANTS TO GO. NO. 135 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:23,050 IT'LL BE FUN, YOU AND LELAND AT THE BIG GAME, 136 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:24,884 HANGIN' OUT, COUPLE OF GUYS. 137 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,954 YOU'LL HAVE SOME MALE BONDING TIME. 138 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,555 I THINK I'D BE MORE COMFORTABLE 139 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,089 HAVING MALE BONDING TIME WITH YOU. 140 00:06:30,122 --> 00:06:31,925 NO. GO. 141 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:36,797 HE'S GONNA WANT TO GO IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 142 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:37,965 GO! 143 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:48,040 THANK YOU. 144 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:53,079 (man) CONDORS. CONDORS! 145 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,716 [tires squeal] 146 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,021 [car alarm chirps on] 147 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,627 WE'RE GOIN' ALL THE WAY! 148 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:09,096 (man) OH, YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! 149 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,564 COME ON, RIGHT HERE. 150 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,098 HELP YOURSELF! 151 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,634 DON'T MIND IF I DO, BROTHER. 152 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:15,002 THAT'S RIGHT, CONDORS! 153 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,504 (man) CONDORS! WHOO! 154 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:20,007 THERE YOU ARE. PRETTY SWEET, HUH? 155 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,774 WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE, 156 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:23,976 AND WHERE ARE THEIR PARENTS? 157 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:25,946 IT'S A TAILGATE PARTY, MONK. 158 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:28,481 PEOPLE GET HERE EARLY, AND THEY START TO PARTY 159 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:30,550 AND THEY GET ALL PUMPED UP FOR THE GAME. 160 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,752 BUT THEY'RE--THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING IN THE GAME. 161 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,021 WELL, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 162 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,024 THE TRICK IS NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 163 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,158 YOU JUST GOTTA TURN YOUR MIND OFF. 164 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,827 YOU DO HAVE AN OFF SWITCH, RIGHT? 165 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,129 I DON'T THINK SO. 166 00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:44,598 WELL, HERE. YOU CAN BORROW MINE. 167 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:47,067 BEER: NATURE'S OFF SWITCH. 168 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,601 NO, THANKS. I THINK I'LL PASS. 169 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,838 [laughing] 170 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,805 HEY! LOOK AT THIS GUY. 171 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,574 PACE YOURSELF, BUDDY. 172 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,076 IT ISN'T EVEN KICKOFF YET! 173 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:58,545 YEAH. GET A...JOB. 174 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,247 HIPPIE. 175 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:01,814 'SCUSE ME, SIR. 176 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,817 COULD I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 177 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:05,952 I'M TAKING A LITTLE SURVEY. OF COURSE. 178 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,954 DO YOU HAVE... CONDOR FEVER? 179 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,790 [blows air horn] [crowd cheering] 180 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,026 I DO NOW. THANK YOU. 181 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,927 BECAUSE WE'VE GOT THE FEVER! 182 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:17,029 [crowd whooping, cheering] 183 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,831 [toot] 184 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:21,000 [Bob Costas on TV] SO THE PLAYOFFS GET ON THE WAY 185 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,235 AT SUMMIT STADIUM WITH THE WILDCATS AND THE CONDORS. 186 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:26,105 THE CONDORS HEAVILY FAVORED, AND YOU CAN SEE WHY. 187 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,975 [telephone rings] 188 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,043 [Costas continues] 189 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:33,547 [ringing] 190 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:35,115 YES, SIR? 191 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:36,549 OH, HEY, NATALIE, YEAH. 192 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,051 LISTEN, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. 193 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,620 I'M WATCHING THE GAME. 194 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:42,121 NO. NO, NO, IT'S JUST ME. 195 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,124 [sportscaster talking] 196 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,726 YEAH. NO, IT'S GREAT. IT'S BETTER THAN BEING THERE. 197 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:48,195 CAN I TALK TO YOU LATER? 198 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:50,730 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. OKAY. 199 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:51,999 BYE. 200 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,201 [man continues] 201 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:05,913 THINK I'M WATCHIN' THE GAME. 202 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,171 HEY, POPS! YA FEELIN' IT? 203 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:33,706 I SAID ARE YOU FEELING IT?! 204 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,775 YEAH, I'M FEELIN' IT. 205 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:36,943 I'M FEELIN' IT. FEELIN' IT? 206 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:37,945 I'M FEELIN' IT! 207 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:39,947 WHOO-WHOO-WHOO! 208 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,014 FEELIN' IT? YEAH! 209 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:43,683 WHOO! YEAH! YEAH, YEAH! 210 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,152 [whooping] 211 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:53,793 DID YOU ENJOY CIVILIZATION, LELAND? 212 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:54,995 I SURE DID. 213 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,996 IT WAS A HELL OF A RUN. 214 00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:59,832 8,000 YEARS. 215 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,171 (man) WELL, WHEN YOU'RE THE DEFENDING CHAMPIONS, 216 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,173 THIS IS THE GAME... [continues indistinctly] 217 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,775 [overlapping chatter] 218 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,059 HA HA! CHAMPIONSHIP GAME! 219 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,961 GREAT SEATS. PERFECT WEATHER. 220 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,831 IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS. 221 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,065 YOU SAID IT! 222 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:05,966 (man) TICKETS. 223 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,201 THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX. WELL, WHAT ISN'T? 224 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:10,136 TICKETS. 225 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,038 TICKETS. 226 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,105 TICKETS. 227 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,979 THIS WILL JUST TAKE A MINUTE. 228 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,782 I WANNA THANK YOU IN ADVANCE 229 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,082 FOR YOUR PATIENCE. 230 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:26,019 WHAT--WHAT'D YOU DO? YOU SEALED THE ENVELOPE? 231 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,856 ALMOST--ALMOST THERE. 232 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,091 ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIRE UP THE GRILL! 233 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,027 WHOO! [laughing] 234 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,163 FOR GOD'S SAKE, MONK, IT'S ALMOST KICK-OFF TIME. 235 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,831 JUST--JUST TEAR IT OPEN. 236 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,032 GIMME THAT. 237 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,399 [chuckles] 238 00:11:40,432 --> 00:11:42,201 WHOO, WHOO! 239 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,037 WHOA, EASY WITH THAT STUFF. 240 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,206 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU BIG BABY. 241 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,240 YOU'RE LIKE A CHILD. 242 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,809 I'M NOT--I'M NOT A CHILD. 243 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,378 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE SOMEONE ELSE? 244 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,080 I KNOW YOU WANT TO. 245 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,748 NO, NO, NO, HEY, HEY, HEY, COME HERE. 246 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:57,183 I DON'T WANNA TAKE ANYBODY ELSE, MONK, OKAY? 247 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,451 I'M HERE WITH YOU. I'M HAVING FUN WITH YOU. 248 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:02,154 HERE WE GO. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME. 249 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:04,323 [explosion] 250 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:05,524 [screaming] 251 00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:07,360 WHAT WAS THAT? UH... 252 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,062 WHAT WAS THAT? I DON'T KNOW. 253 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,129 [stammering] GIVE HIM THE TICKETS. 254 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,033 NO, REALLY, WE SHOULD-- WE SHOULD GO CHECK THAT OUT. 255 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,067 DON'T YOU THINK? WE SHOULD-- CHECK WHAT OUT? 256 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,113 (sportscaster) SO THE PLAYOFFS 257 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,514 GET UNDER WAY AT SUMMIT STADIUM. 258 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,316 IT'S THE WILDCATS AND THE CONDORS. 259 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,784 THE CONDORS HEAVILY FAVORED, AND YOU CAN SEE WHY. 260 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:34,354 THAT PASS COMBINATION OF DICK BLAYLOCK TO SCOTT SIDELL... 261 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:35,822 YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN. 262 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,157 IF YOU WERE STANDING ANY CLOSER, 263 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,826 YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN KILLED. 264 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,493 BETTER GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL. 265 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,162 NO, NO, NOT TODAY, PAL! 266 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,898 I'VE NEVER MISSED A CONDORS GAME IN MY LIFE! 267 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,399 (crowd) GO, CONDORS! 268 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,301 [cheering] 269 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,501 HOW'S THIS FOR A BANDAGE? 270 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,071 [grunts] 271 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,304 GOOD AS NEW. 272 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,407 BETTER THAN NEW! CONDORS! 273 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,508 [whooping] 274 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,376 [laughing] 275 00:12:57,409 --> 00:13:00,212 I GUESS I'M DONE HERE. 276 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,514 [commotion] 277 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,982 WHAT WAS THAT? 278 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,817 THAT WAS THE OPENING KICKOFF. 279 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,986 WE'RE OFFICIALLY MISSING THE GAME. 280 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,422 WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? 281 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,395 MONK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 282 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:17,931 WITH THE HANDS--WHAT-- 283 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,232 IT'S JUST A CHARCOAL GRILL. 284 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,402 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 285 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,236 WHY WOULD IT JUST EXPLODE? 286 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:27,173 MONK, IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. 287 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,176 THESE THINGS BLOW UP ALL THE TIME. 288 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,244 FIRST OFF, THE KID WAS PLASTERED. 289 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,611 HE DUMPS A HALF A GALLON 290 00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:34,981 OF LIGHTER FLUID ON THE SON OF A BITCH, 291 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,249 DROPPED A MATCH, AND KABOOM! 292 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,250 (men) OH! OH! 293 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:40,386 (Stottlemeyer) JEEZ! OH, NO, NO, NO, NO! 294 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:43,856 FIRST PLAY OF THE GAME, AND WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND. 295 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,860 THAT'S NOT LIGHTER FLUID. 296 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:24,496 [muttering] GOOD, GOOD. 297 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,999 GOOD FIELD POSITION. 298 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,677 THAT'S GASOLINE. 299 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,246 YOU SON OF A BITCH. 300 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,313 I DIDN'T DO IT. 301 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,149 WELL, AT LEAST QUIT SMILING. 302 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,710 MAN, THIS IS BETTER THAN THE GRILL. 303 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,145 THIS IS AUTHENTIC. 304 00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:47,447 THIS IS HOW THE PIONEERS USED TO EAT. 305 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,216 CAP? WHAT? 306 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,682 WE'RE ON DUTY. 307 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,351 [laughs] I'M NOT ON DUTY. 308 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,520 (man) OH, MAN! 309 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,188 THIS IS A HORROR SHOW! (second man) DEFENSE IS KILLIN' US, MAN. 310 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,191 THEY GOTTA GET LANDAU OUTTA THERE! 311 00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,725 THEY DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE. GITELSON DIDN'T SHOW UP TODAY. 312 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,727 THEY WERE JUST TALKIN' ABOUT IT. 313 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,264 HE'S M.I.A. NOBODY KNOWS WHERE HE'S AT. WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON? 314 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,533 OUR BACKUP QUARTERBACK DOESN'T EVEN SHOW UP. 315 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,333 NO, NO, WAIT! 316 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,201 DAVY GITELSON. HE'S DEFINITELY HERE. 317 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,769 I SAW HIM THIS MORNING. 318 00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:13,373 I ASKED HIM FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH. HE BLEW ME OFF. 319 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,506 I THINK IT WAS HIM. 320 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:15,774 'SCUSE ME. IT'S CHET, RIGHT? 321 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:18,245 WE'RE THE POLICE, WONDERING IF WE COULD 322 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,179 ASK A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THE FIRE. 323 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:21,514 SURE. 324 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,216 I-I FOUND THIS CONDORS WATER BOTTLE-- 325 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,451 (all) CONDORS! 326 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,153 WHOO! 327 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,455 YES, THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. 328 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:33,159 UM, THERE WAS SOME GASOLINE...IN IT. 329 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,226 SEE? 330 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,395 DID YOU NOTICE ANYBODY TAMPERING WITH YOUR GRILL? 331 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:39,432 OH, I FIGURED. IT'S NO BIG MYSTERY. 332 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,467 EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO DID IT. 333 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,269 THEY DO, HUH? 334 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,504 YEAH, THIS GUY NAMED CORY SOMETHING. 335 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,739 HE DRIVES UP FROM L.A., HIM AND HIS MORON LOSER FRIENDS. 336 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,442 LEGALLY, WE CAN'T STOP HIM FROM PARKIN' HERE. 337 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,309 BELIEVE ME, WE CHECKED. 338 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,480 WHY WOULD THEY WANNA SABOTAGE YOUR GRILL? 339 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,481 THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 340 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,417 BECAUSE THE WILDCATS SUCK! 341 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,784 YEAH! YEAH! 342 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,653 YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, LOSERS, DOWN! 343 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,389 WILDCATS SUCK! 344 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,090 [booing] 345 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:07,193 WE'RE WILDCAT FANS, MONK. 346 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,596 IT'S A BIG RIVALRY. 347 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,597 TWO YEARS AGO, THEY PUT A BAG OF BEES IN MY CAR. 348 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,432 YEAH, THEN HIS MOM SPAT ON MY MOM. 349 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,402 THEN WE FLIPPED HIS RV. 350 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,403 GOD, I LOVE FOOTBALL! 351 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:21,473 [whooping] 352 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,442 I TOLD YOU IT WAS JUST A FAN. 353 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,576 I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE. 354 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,445 I WISH WE HAD SOME LAB EQUIPMENT. 355 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,147 WE COULD DUST FOR PRINTS. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH? 356 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,348 I WISH THERE WAS TWO OF ME 357 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,417 SO ONE OF ME COULD BE OUT HERE WASTING MY LIFE WITH YOU, 358 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,818 AND THE OTHER ONE COULD BE IN THERE 359 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,555 WATCHING THE FOOTBALL GAME WITH BOB COSTAS. 360 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,124 HELLO! 361 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,625 WE COME IN PEACE. 362 00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:41,228 LOOKIN' FOR A FELLOW NAMED CORY? 363 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,362 'SCUSE ME. YEAH. 364 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,197 CAN WE HELP YOU? YES, SIR, I HOPE SO. 365 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,499 WE'RE WITH THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE DEPARTMENT. 366 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:47,733 WE'RE INVESTIGATING AN ARSON FIRE 367 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,603 THAT TOOK PLACE OVER IN SECTION 15 ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR AGO. 368 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,739 THAT CAN'T BE A REAL BADGE, HUH? 369 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:55,474 PARDON ME? 370 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,443 WELL, NO SELF-RESPECTING POLICE DEPARTMENT IN AMERICA 371 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,311 WOULD LET LELAND "HOUND DOG" STOTTLEMEYER 372 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,813 CARRY A LOADED WEAPON! 373 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,449 BUTTERMAN! 374 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,682 CORY BUTTERMAN! 375 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,117 HEY! 376 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,818 FRED! FRED! 377 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,755 [laughing] 378 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,458 HEY, MONK, THESE ARE MY BUDDIES FROM HIGH SCHOOL! 379 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,491 THIS IS, UM... 380 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,126 ADRIAN MONK. ADRIAN. 381 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,595 YEAH. HOW YOU DOIN'? 382 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,630 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 383 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,165 WHAT? 384 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,634 YOU MOVE UP HERE, SUDDENLY YOU'RE A CONDOR FAN? 385 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,803 I HAVEN'T LIVED IN LOS ANGELES FOR 30 YEARS, 386 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,404 AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, 387 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,806 L.A. STILL DOESN'T HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM. 388 00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:28,607 OOH! 389 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:29,608 [laughing] 390 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,844 YOU UGLY, DUMB SON OF A BITCH! 391 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,880 HEY, HEY, HEY. 392 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,582 THIS MAN IS A FRIEND OF MINE. 393 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,450 YOU WANNA MAKE FUN OF HIM, 394 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,750 YOU HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF ME FIRST. 395 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,421 MONK... MONK, THEY'RE JUST FOOLING. 396 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,522 IT--IT'S OKAY. THEY'RE JUST-- 397 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,491 IT'S JUST GUY TALK. 398 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,460 YEAH, I KNOW. 399 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,796 I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT I WAS...DOING. 400 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,464 I WAS--THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING. 401 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,767 WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE YELLOW TEETH? 402 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,269 DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO BRUSH? 403 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,438 AND YOU--HEY. 404 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,573 THE MOON CALLED... 405 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,442 IT WANTS ALL ITS CRATERS BACK. 406 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,943 FROM YOUR...SKIN. 407 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,613 [softly] 'CAUSE YOU GOT BAD SKIN. 408 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:07,880 HA. 409 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,516 [Stottlemeyer chuckling] 410 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,853 SO, UM, HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 411 00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,788 YOU GUYS MARRIED? 412 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,523 OH, YEAH, MAN. READ 'EM AND WEEP. 413 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,557 THE PARTY'S OVER. 414 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:19,925 WHAT ABOUT YOU, MAN? 415 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,728 OH, HE WAS MARRIED, AND HE GOT DIVORCED. 416 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,563 AND THEN HIS LAST GIRLFRIEND... 417 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,532 [laughing] GOT ARRESTED FOR MURDER. 418 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,434 RIGHT, YOU UGLY, 419 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,903 DUMB, SAD, LONELY... 420 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:34,574 S-STUPID, SAD SON OF A... 421 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:35,842 RIGHT? 422 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,547 ARE YOU REALLY A COP? YEAH. 423 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,449 CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF THIS? 424 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,516 I MEAN, FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE. 425 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:46,486 WHAT, A SPEEDING TICKET? 426 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,720 HEY, THAT-- 427 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,455 THAT'S 2:40 P.M. TODAY. 428 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,592 THAT'S ONLY... THAT'S ONLY 35 MINUTES AGO. 429 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,727 YEAH, WELL, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 430 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,596 SO, UH, WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT A FIRE? 431 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,598 IF IT WAS MY KIDS, I'LL KILL 'EM. 432 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,469 THEY'VE BEEN BUTTING HEADS WITH THESE CONDOR FANS FOR YEARS. 433 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,471 ACTUALLY, THIS TICKET MEANS THAT YOU AND YOUR BOYS 434 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:05,605 ARE OFF THE HOOK. 435 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,240 IT HAPPENED BEFORE YOU GOT HERE, 436 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,777 SO THIS IS WHAT WE CALL AN ALIBI. 437 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,479 IN THAT CASE, LET'S PLAY SOME BALL! 438 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,515 LET'S SEE IF YOU STILL GOT THAT STOTTLEMEYER TOUCH! 439 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,683 HIKE IT UP, HIKE IT UP, HIKE IT UP! 440 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,586 GO LONG! 441 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,453 GO LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG! 442 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,626 [car alarm blares] 443 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,530 STILL GOT IT... STOTTLEMEYER TOUCH. 444 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,000 WHOO-HOO! GO, CONDORS. 445 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,572 RANDY? 446 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:42,409 SOMEBODY ORDER SOME PIZZA? 447 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,490 RANDY? 448 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,394 RANDY! 449 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,368 HELLO? 450 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:13,038 OH! OUT OF BOUNDS. THAT'S OUT OF BOUNDS. 451 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:14,641 GOD, YOU'RE BLIND! 452 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,876 UH, WHAT'S THE SCORE? 453 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,313 DOWN BY 9. 454 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,548 WAIT...NO, 6. 455 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,049 CAN YOU HOLD THIS? 456 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,520 OH...PIZZA! 457 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:31,057 (Costas) CONDORS HEAVILY FAVORED, AND YOU CAN SEE WHY. 458 00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:32,459 THAT PASSING COMBINATION 459 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:33,759 OF DICK BLAYLOCK TO SCOTT SIDELL... 460 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,427 IS THAT BLOOD? 461 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,763 YEAH. IT'S FROM THE EVIDENCE ROOM, SO DON'T TOUCH IT. 462 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,731 I WON'T TOUCH IT. 463 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,335 SERVING. 464 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:43,435 THANK YOU. 465 00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:50,308 I WISH WE HAD BENDY STRAWS. 466 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:57,483 [Stottlemeyer chuckling] I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO RUN WITH THOSE GUYS. 467 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,486 WE ALL GOT SUSPENDED ONE TIME. 468 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:00,653 WE HAD THIS NEW VICE PRINCIPAL-- 469 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:03,355 THE IMPORTANT THING IS, THOUGH, THAT THEY HAVE AN ALIBI. 470 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,923 SPEEDING TICKET, RIGHT? 471 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,157 OH, JESUS, MONK, YOU BACK ON THAT? 472 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,627 GIVE IT A REST! NO, I THINK WE SHOULD PACK UP THAT GRILL-- 473 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,096 MONK! IT WAS JUST A PRANK. 474 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,765 YEAH, BUT WHAT IF IT WASN'T? 475 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,534 YOU HEARD THE PARAMEDIC. 476 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,502 THAT GUY COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED. 477 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,538 NO, SOMETHING IS GOIN' ON HERE. 478 00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,606 FEELS MORE LIKE ATTEMPTED MURDER. 479 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,840 HEY! 480 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:24,611 YOU WANT THIS TO BE ATTEMPTED MURDER! 481 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,813 YOU DO. YEAH, ADMIT IT! 482 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,780 YOU NEED THIS TO BE A REAL CASE, 483 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,517 BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW. 484 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,151 SNOOPIN' AROUND, SNIFFIN' AROUND. 485 00:22:32,183 --> 00:22:33,653 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THE GRILL. 486 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,387 YOU PROBABLY ARE. 487 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:38,525 BUT...IT CAN WAIT. IT CAN WAIT. 488 00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:42,094 WE CAN LOCK THE SCENE DOWN. NOBODY'S GOIN' ANYWHERE. 489 00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:43,895 TICKETS HERE. WHO NEEDS TWO, WHO NEEDS TWO? 490 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,998 HEY, ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL? THAT'S ILLEGAL. 491 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,634 IT'S A FOOTBALL GAME, MONK! 492 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,836 COME ON, USE THE OFF SWITCH. 493 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:54,406 EVERYBODY HAS AN OFF SWITCH, RIGHT? 494 00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:58,644 HE'S PROBABLY SELLING THEM FOR TWICE WHAT THEY'RE WORTH. 495 00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:00,613 MAYBE NOT. 496 00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:04,550 ALL RIGHT, LELAND, WAIT. WAIT A SECOND! 497 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,453 ALL RIGHT, LOOK... YOU'RE RIGHT. 498 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,655 MAYBE I AM OVERTHINKING IT. 499 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,523 I-I ALWAYS DO. 500 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,058 LET'S JUST LOCK DOWN THE SCENE, 501 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,626 AND THEN WE'LL GO TO THE GAME. 502 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,061 THE OFF SWITCH? 503 00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:18,464 CLICK. 504 00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:21,634 CLICK. 505 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,770 CHANGED YOUR MIND, HUH? 506 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,538 A WOMAN'S PREROGATIVE. 507 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,106 PRESS BOX, LEVEL THREE. 508 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,509 [laughs] PRESS BOX, LEVEL THREE! 509 00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:32,644 TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE, BUDDY. 510 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:35,748 THAT RING... 511 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:40,686 WHAT? 512 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,021 THIS RING. 513 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,757 YEAH! YEAH, THAT'S THE CHAMPIONSHIP RING. 514 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,759 YEAH, THE RING-- 515 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:49,161 THEY WON LAST YEAR. SEE THAT? 516 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,563 SEE THE STRIPES? 517 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,464 ON THE BAND. 518 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:53,900 YEAH? WHAT ABOUT 'EM? 519 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,675 WHAT? 520 00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:06,979 WHAT? 521 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:08,881 OH, NO! MONK! 522 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,127 HEY, THAT'S A REAL RING. 523 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,163 THIS MUST BE THE PLAYER THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, 524 00:24:24,195 --> 00:24:25,632 THE ONE WHO DIDN'T SHOW UP. 525 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,900 DAVID GITELSON, NUMBER 18. 526 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:29,568 CAPTAIN, HE'S COLD. 527 00:24:43,281 --> 00:24:45,518 HEY, WAS THAT REALLY DAVY GITELSON? 528 00:24:45,551 --> 00:24:46,885 YES, SIR. 529 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:49,756 DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM THIS MORNING, 530 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:52,558 AND YOU ASKED HIM FOR AN AUTOGRAPH? 531 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,760 I DID? 532 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,929 I DON'T THINK SO! 533 00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,231 THERE GOES YOUR STAR WITNESS. 534 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:02,268 [whistles] BACKUP QUARTERBACK, HUH? 535 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:03,869 YEAH. 536 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,038 THEY'RE NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING TILL AFTER THE GAME. 537 00:25:06,071 --> 00:25:07,272 THAT MAKES SENSE. 538 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:09,741 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? DRUG DEAL OR STEROIDS? 539 00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:11,076 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 540 00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:14,180 HERE, LOOK AT THIS. HE WAS SITTIN' ON IT. 541 00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,314 THE PLAYBOOK! 542 00:25:15,346 --> 00:25:17,650 (Monk) PLAYBOOK? YEAH. 543 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:20,586 EVERY PLAYER GETS ONE. THE WHOLE GAME PLAN'S IN HERE. 544 00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:22,320 [laughing] OH, OH... KEEP AN EYE ON THAT. 545 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,757 YEAH, UH, CAPTAIN, THIS IS SEAN METZGER, 546 00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,125 DAVID GITELSON'S PERSONAL DRIVER. 547 00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:28,728 HE WAS THE LAST PERSON TO SEE GITELSON ALIVE. 548 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,961 WELL, LIKE I TOLD THE LIEUTENANT, 549 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,230 I DROPPED HIM OFF THIS MORNING, 550 00:25:31,262 --> 00:25:32,832 JUST LIKE ANY GAME DAY. 551 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,333 6:15, MAYBE 6:20. 552 00:25:34,365 --> 00:25:36,201 HE WENT INTO THE STADIUM, AND THAT WAS IT. 553 00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:38,104 I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN. 554 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:39,337 DID HE SAY ANYTHING? 555 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:40,972 DID HE SEEM WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING? 556 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:42,875 OH, NO, SIR, HE WAS EXCITED, 557 00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:44,242 UP FOR THE GAME. 558 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,978 UH, YOU HAVE A... 559 00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:48,346 YOU HAVE A SMUDGE THERE. 560 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,348 WHAT HAPPENED THERE? 561 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,284 WHAT HAPPENED? I DON'T KNOW. 562 00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:53,920 DO YOU REMEMBER EVERY LITTLE SMUDGE 563 00:25:53,952 --> 00:25:55,587 YOU EVER GOT ON YOUR CLOTHING? 564 00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:58,857 YES. YES, I DO. 565 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:05,096 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. MONK... 566 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:06,598 I HAD A BEER. IS THAT A CRIME? 567 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:09,101 UH, NO. NO. NO, IT ISN'T. 568 00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:10,169 IS THAT IT? CAN I GO? 569 00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:13,038 THIS--THIS WHOLE THING IS KINDA FREAKING ME OUT. 570 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,874 I'D LIKE TO GET HOME AND TRY TO SHAKE IT OFF. 571 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,643 YEAH, SURE, YOU CAN GO, 572 00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:18,978 BUT MAKE SURE THE LIEUTENANT KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE. 573 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:20,813 WHY ARE YOU LETTING HIM GO? 574 00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:22,815 BECAUSE, MONK, I-I CAN'T HOLD HIM. 575 00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:24,049 HE'S--HE'S JUST A WITNESS. 576 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,117 THAT WAS A CHARCOAL SMUDGE ON HIS JACKET 577 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:28,721 AND THE SMELL OF GASOLINE ON HIS LAPEL. 578 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,122 YOU'RE STILL ON THE GRILL. 579 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:31,824 WHAT GRILL? 580 00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:35,060 SOMEBODY'S BARBECUE GRILL CAUGHT FIRE RIGHT BEFORE KICKOFF-- 581 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:37,829 SO WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH GITELSON? GOOD QUESTION. 582 00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:39,665 I THINK SOMEHOW THEY'RE CONNECTED. 583 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:43,402 OKAY, LOOK. IT'S YOUR DAY OFF. 584 00:26:43,434 --> 00:26:45,403 THERE'S NOTHING MORE YOU CAN DO HERE. 585 00:26:45,436 --> 00:26:47,272 YOU TWO GO AND ENJOY THE GAME. 586 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,840 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. REALLY? 587 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,843 WELL, YEAH, TURNS OUT IT'S NOT OUR CASE ANYWAY. 588 00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:53,412 CHIEF BRENNER JUST CALLED, AND HE'S SENDING A SQUAD DOWN. 589 00:26:53,444 --> 00:26:55,847 I'M SUPPOSED TO STICK AROUND AND BRING HIM UP TO SPEED. 590 00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:57,415 HA! DID YOU HEAR THAT? 591 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,984 IT'S NOT OUR CASE. LET'S GO. 592 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,752 ENJOY THE GAME! 593 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,020 OH, HEY, UH... 594 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,825 TELL BOB COSTAS RANDY DISHER SAYS HI. 595 00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:06,992 DOES HE KNOW YOU? 596 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,626 NO. 597 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:11,931 WELL, THEN, WOULDN'T THAT JUST CONFUSE HIM? 598 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:14,967 ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 599 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,269 COME ON. LET'S GO. 600 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,806 LET'S GO! 601 00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:21,740 GO, CONDORS! 602 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:30,682 OH, HELL. 603 00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:31,817 I'M SORRY, I-- I CAN'T DO IT. 604 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:34,153 OF COURSE YOU CAN, MONK. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OFF SWITCH? 605 00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:36,055 COME ON, CLICKETY-CLICK, CLICK, CLICK. 606 00:27:36,087 --> 00:27:37,856 IT'S NOT WORKING. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. 607 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,858 I THINK WE SHOULD TALK TO THAT GUY AGAIN, 608 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:42,694 THAT CHET WALSH WITH THE FUNNY FOAMY FINGER. 609 00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:44,697 REMEMBER? HE HAD THIS BIG, FOAMY FINGER-- 610 00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:46,397 I KNOW WHO YOU MEAN, MONK. 611 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,768 HE SAID HE SAW GITELSON THIS MORNING! 612 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,703 LOOK, MONK... 613 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:54,339 IT'S OUT OF OUR JURISDICTION. IT'S NOT OUR CASE. 614 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:56,342 WE'LL JUST BE IN THE WAY, OKAY? 615 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:59,077 COME ON, EVERY GOOD COP KNOWS YOU CAN'T BE IN IT 24/7. 616 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:00,946 EVEN GOD TOOK A DAY OFF. 617 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,182 AND WHAT DAY DID HE TAKE OFF? IT WAS SUNDAY. 618 00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:05,284 WHY DID HE TAKE OFF SUNDAY? I'LL TELL YOU WHY SUNDAY. 619 00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:07,753 SO HE COULD WATCH FOOTBALL! 620 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,288 HUH? COME ON! 621 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,923 YOU USED TO BE A FUN GUY. 622 00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:11,958 I DON'T THINK SO. 623 00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:13,291 YEAH. NO, I REMEMBER. 624 00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:16,996 I REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN YOU GRADUATED, RIGHT? 625 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:19,230 WE STOLE THAT ROWBOAT, YOU, ME, AND TRUDY. 626 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:20,866 AND THE LAKE PATROL STOPPED US, 627 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,367 AND YOU STARTED SPEAKING SPANISH. 628 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:23,970 NOW, THAT WAS FUNNY! 629 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:26,772 THAT WAS FUNNY! WHERE'S THAT GUY? 630 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,907 TRUDY DIED. 631 00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:33,112 YES, TRUDY DIED, BUT YOU DIDN'T DIE. 632 00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:35,447 YOU'RE ALIVE. 633 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,249 ALIVE IS A FUNNY WORD. 634 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:42,054 COULD I HAVE MY TICKET, PLEASE? 635 00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:49,796 WAIT A SECOND. 636 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:53,799 'CAUSE I'M GOIN' IN THERE WITH OR WITHOUT YOU. 637 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,909 [horn honking] HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 638 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:05,044 MOVE THE CAR! MOVE IT, I'M TRYING TO GET OUT! 639 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:07,278 [honking] IT'S CALLED REVERSE. YOU CAN'T MISS IT. 640 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,048 IT'S A BIG "R"! 641 00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:17,489 YOU AGAIN. 642 00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:19,258 YES, SIR. ME AGAIN. 643 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:21,093 YOU'RE MISSING THE GAME. 644 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:22,894 MAYBE THE REAL GAME 645 00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,529 IS OUT HERE IN THE PARKING LOT. 646 00:29:24,563 --> 00:29:26,164 HAVE YOU BEEN SIPHONING GAS? 647 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,800 FROM MY OWN CAR? WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 648 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:31,136 I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME. 649 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:33,239 NO. YOU TELL ME. 650 00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:35,406 NO YO TELL ME. 651 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,111 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT, OKAY? 652 00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:40,913 THEY SAID I COULD LEAVE, SO I'M LEAVING. 653 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,580 WE HAD AN EXPLOSION HERE TODAY. 654 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,582 THE GUY WAS BURNED. 655 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:46,484 NAME WAS CHET WALSH. 656 00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:48,119 NEVER HEARD OF HIM. 657 00:29:48,153 --> 00:29:51,423 FOOTBALL JERSEY. BIG CONDORS FAN. 658 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,224 DRUNK, YELLING ALL THE TIME. 659 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:54,526 IT'S A TAILGATE PARTY. 660 00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:55,961 YOU'RE DESCRIBING EVERYBODY HERE. 661 00:29:55,994 --> 00:29:57,864 I'M PRETTY SURE YOU KNOW THIS GUY... 662 00:29:57,896 --> 00:30:00,900 'CAUSE YOU TRIED TO KILL HIM ABOUT AN HOUR AGO. 663 00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:02,233 WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 664 00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:04,002 I DON'T KNOW. 665 00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:05,804 YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH, DO YOU? 666 00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:09,607 WOULD YOU MOVE AWAY FROM THE CAR, PLEASE? 667 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,911 I'M GOING HOME. 668 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,256 SEAN METZGER! [honks] 669 00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:25,958 YOU CAN TRY AND LEAVE THIS STADIUM. 670 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,058 YOU CAN DRIVE AWAY... 671 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:28,961 BUT YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE. 672 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:30,096 [honking] 673 00:30:30,128 --> 00:30:32,964 THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE MAY TURN SLOWLY, 674 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:34,465 BUT-- 675 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,869 SOONER OR LATER... 676 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,410 THEY ALWAYS... 677 00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:46,177 WIND UP... 678 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,082 WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN? 679 00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:51,917 YOU SAID YOU WERE HERE ABOUT 6:30 THIS MORNING. 680 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:55,054 YOU SAW DAVY GITELSON COMING THROUGH THAT DOOR... 681 00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:55,954 RIGHT. 682 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:58,190 RIGHT. AND YOU ASKED HIM FOR AN AUTOGRAPH, 683 00:30:58,223 --> 00:30:59,191 BUT HE IGNORED YOU. 684 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:00,893 RIGHT. RIGHT. 685 00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:02,894 YOU SAID HE WAS UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING. 686 00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:03,795 RIGHT! 687 00:31:03,828 --> 00:31:06,898 HE KEPT REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER. 688 00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:08,534 RIGHT! 689 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:10,036 [crowd cheers in background] 690 00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:12,904 WHAT WAS HE YELLING? 691 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:14,906 CHET! 692 00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:17,009 OUT OF ORDER! 693 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,911 "IT'S OUT OF ORDER." THAT'S WHAT HE KEPT SAYIN'. 694 00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,980 WHAT--WHAT WAS OUT OF ORDER? 695 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:21,980 I DON'T KNOW! 696 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:24,549 MUSTA BEEN...SOMETHIN'! 697 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:26,384 SOMETHING. 698 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:28,653 THAT'S A BIG HELP. THANK YOU. 699 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:40,898 IT'S NOT THE PHONE. 700 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,971 SOMETHING IS OUT OF ORDER. 701 00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:48,974 IT'S OUT OF ORDER. MUST BE INSIDE. 702 00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:54,346 [beep] 703 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:55,681 WHOA HO HO HO HO! 704 00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:57,415 IT'S AN ALL-ACCESS PASS. 705 00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:59,317 COME ON. 706 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:00,618 DUDE! 707 00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:04,556 YOU'RE LIKE MY BEST FRIEND. 708 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,657 YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING SAD? 709 00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,961 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND TOO. 710 00:32:08,994 --> 00:32:10,128 OH... 711 00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:19,171 SO THE WILDCATS TAKE YET ANOTHER TIME OUT, 712 00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:23,041 AND WITH THE SCORE STILL TIED, WE'LL BE BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS. 713 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:25,644 SO HE WAS MURDERED, HUH? 714 00:32:25,676 --> 00:32:26,644 YEAH. 715 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:27,645 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 716 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:30,048 WELL, YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS HAPPEN EVERY DAY. 717 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:31,217 YEAH, BUT IT'S HEARTBREAKING. 718 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:32,651 WHERE'S ADRIAN? 719 00:32:32,683 --> 00:32:34,252 OH, HE'S OUTSIDE. HE'S WORKIN' THE CASE. 720 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:35,354 HE CAN'T GIVE IT UP. 721 00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:36,555 THAT'S JUST LIKE HIM. 722 00:32:36,587 --> 00:32:38,523 THE MONOMANIACAL MR. MONK. 723 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,058 DID HE EVER TELL YOU HOW WE MET? 724 00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,126 NO, NOT REALLY. 725 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,663 HE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT A DEMENTED CAT SALESMAN. 726 00:32:44,695 --> 00:32:45,697 WELL, NO, THAT'S NOT IT EXACTLY. 727 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:48,000 THERE'S A DISTINCTION HERE, AND IT'S REALLY-- 728 00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:48,799 IT'S FASCINATING. 729 00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:51,470 THE CAT SALESMAN WAS NOT DEMENTED. 730 00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:53,572 HE SOLD DEMENTED CATS. 731 00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:56,442 NO, NO, BUT REALLY, UNDERSTAND. 732 00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:59,444 HE HAD A SIAMESE WHO WAS MANIC-DEPRESSIVE. 733 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,747 HE HAD A PARANOID PERSIAN. 734 00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:04,282 THE GUY TRIED TO SELL ME A CALICO KITTEN 735 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,652 WHO WAS COMPLETELY PSYCHOTIC--EVIL! 736 00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:09,355 I MEAN, IT TRIED TO KILL ME. THE KITTEN TRIED TO KILL ME. 737 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,690 MM-HMM. OKAY, NICE GAME THOUGH, HUH? 738 00:33:11,722 --> 00:33:13,224 IT--IT'S A GREAT GAME. YEAH! 739 00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:17,063 HE HAD A BURMESE-- MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES. 740 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:18,529 ONE OF WHICH WAS A DOG. 741 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,598 THAT'S HOW WEIRD IT WAS. 742 00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:22,300 I'M NOT REALLY A CAT PERSON. 743 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,701 WELL, IT'S-- THESE ARE THE FACTS. 744 00:33:23,734 --> 00:33:25,436 I'M JUST TELLIN' YA. 745 00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:32,044 THIS ONE WORKS? 746 00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:33,179 THEY ALL WORK. 747 00:33:33,211 --> 00:33:35,780 SO WHAT WAS OUT OF ORDER? 748 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:38,817 [chewing] I DON'T KNOW. IT'S LIKE A MYSTERY. 749 00:33:38,849 --> 00:33:40,685 [cell phone rings] OH! 750 00:33:42,753 --> 00:33:45,090 THIS IS CHET! 751 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:47,726 WHAT ARE THEY OFFERING? 752 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:50,461 DON'T KID YOURSELF. 55 MILLION MEANS 70 MILLION. 753 00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:52,730 WE DON'T COUNTER TILL THEY HIT THE NUMBER. 754 00:33:52,763 --> 00:33:54,732 I'LL CALL YA LATER. 755 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,402 WHO ARE YOU? 756 00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:58,804 HEDGE FUND MANAGER. BUT NOT TODAY. 757 00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:02,074 CONDORS! 758 00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:04,776 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE SNAP. WILDCATS BLITZING. 759 00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:07,578 AND IT'S PICKED OFF AGAIN! 760 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:10,081 THAT'S THE THIRD CONDOR TURNOVER. 761 00:34:10,115 --> 00:34:11,550 THE DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR OF THE WILDCATS, 762 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:12,684 BRIAN BINSACK, 763 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,454 HAS BEEN ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE CONDORS ALL GAME LONG. 764 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:18,289 IT'S ALMOST AS IF HE'S READING THEIR MINDS. 765 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,492 YOU KNOW, WITH HEAD COACH KENT MCFARLAND 766 00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:21,693 SCHEDULED TO RETIRE AT THE END OF THE YEAR 767 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:24,730 FOR THE WILDCATS, I'D SAY THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING, 768 00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:26,864 BINSACK IS A SHOE-IN TO GET THE JOB. 769 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,800 I GOT IT! 770 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,536 I KNOW WHO KILLED DAVY GITELSON. 771 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:41,679 IT WASN'T A VENDING MACHINE. 772 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,882 I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHAT WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. 773 00:34:43,914 --> 00:34:47,152 SOMETHING WAS OUT OF ORDER, RIGHT? 774 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:48,554 BUT IT WASN'T ANY MACHINE. 775 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,389 IT WAS THE PLAYBOOK. 776 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,657 THE TEAM PLAYBOOK! 777 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:54,559 I REMEMBER NOW. 778 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,527 I SAW THE BOOK. 779 00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:59,498 SOME OF THE PAGES WERE MIXED UP. 780 00:35:00,831 --> 00:35:03,235 HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 781 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,304 HIS LIMO DRIVER, SEAN METZGER, 782 00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:09,708 WAS IN A PERFECT POSITION TO STEAL THE CONDORS' PLAYBOOK. 783 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,309 HE PROBABLY ONLY HAD A FEW MINUTES. 784 00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:13,911 HE MADE A QUICK COPY, AND AT SOME POINT, 785 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,215 THE PAGES MUST HAVE GOTTEN MIXED UP. 786 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,552 HE SOLD THE XEROXED COPY 787 00:35:20,585 --> 00:35:22,688 TO THAT COACH FROM THE WILDCATS. 788 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:25,190 HE MADE A FEW BUCKS. 789 00:35:25,224 --> 00:35:27,226 HE PROBABLY THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END OF IT. 790 00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:29,728 BUT THIS MORNING, AFTER HE GOT DROPPED OFF, 791 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,764 GITELSON REALIZED SOMETHING WAS WRONG. 792 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,503 IT'S OUT OF ORDER! 793 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:38,603 IT'S ALL OUT OF ORDER! 794 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:39,804 HA! WHAT? 795 00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:41,639 WILL YOU SIGN THAT? NO, LOOK, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY. 796 00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:43,708 HE FIGURED OUT WHAT HAPPENED. 797 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:46,644 HE WENT LOOKING FOR THE DRIVER. 798 00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:58,690 THE FIGHT MUST HAVE ESCALATED. METZGER PANICKED. 799 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,635 HE HID THE BODY IN PLAIN SIGHT... 800 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:13,371 AT THE TAILGATE PARTY. 801 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:15,273 THAT'S WHY METZGER WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU. 802 00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:16,775 HE SAW YOU TWO TALKING. 803 00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:19,644 HE THOUGHT YOU KNEW TOO MUCH. 804 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,679 HEDGE FUND MANAGER. 805 00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:22,981 YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE. 806 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,550 WHAT DO WE DO NOW, CALL THE COPS? 807 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:26,684 NO. THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME. 808 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:29,688 IF HE DESTROYS THAT PLAYBOOK, WE DON'T HAVE A CASE. 809 00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:32,590 IT'S PROBABLY IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 810 00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:33,692 WHAT? 811 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:36,327 WELL, THIS MORNING, THE CONDORS WERE FAVORED BY 12, 812 00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:37,795 BUT THE WILDCAT DEFENSE 813 00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:40,599 HAS PLAYED A NEARLY FLAWLESS FIRST TWO QUARTERS OF FOOTBALL, 814 00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,268 AND AS WE SEND YOU BACK TO THE STUDIO 815 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:43,568 FOR THE HALFTIME SHOW, 816 00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:45,903 IT'S ALL TIED UP 10 TO 10. 817 00:36:45,936 --> 00:36:48,574 10 TO 10. 818 00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:50,509 MONK'D LOVE THAT, HUH? 819 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,510 [sighs] YEP. 820 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:05,657 (man) ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY SETTLE DOWN! 821 00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:08,494 SETTLE DOWN! EYES UP FRONT. 822 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:12,030 THAT WAS A GOOD FIRST HALF. BUT WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO. 823 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,565 THE KEY IS TO MAINTAIN CONTROL. 824 00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:15,666 STAY FOCUSED. 825 00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:17,503 THEY'RE GONNA TRY TO CHANGE SOME THINGS UP ON US 826 00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:18,536 IN THE SECOND HALF. 827 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:19,737 LOOK FOR THE TRIPLE OPTION... 828 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:21,572 OUT OF THE WISHBONE FORMATION. 829 00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:23,909 TRIPLE OPTION? COACH, I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT SINCE COLLEGE. 830 00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:26,644 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA SEE IT TODAY--YOU COUNT ON IT. 831 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:28,579 GRUMLEY ON THEIR FIRST POSSESSION. 832 00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,882 ALL RIGHT, DANTE, TAKE US HOME. 833 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:32,918 OKAY, GUYS, LET'S TAKE A KNEE. 834 00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,824 LORD, LET YOUR LIGHT CONTINUE TO SHINE 835 00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:40,626 ON THIS TEAM TODAY. 836 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:42,728 GIVE US THE WISDOM AND THE STRENGTH 837 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,530 TO ACCEPT WHATEVER FORTUNE BEFALLS THIS TEAM TODAY. 838 00:37:45,563 --> 00:37:48,967 GIVE US THE POWER TO DEVOUR THE OTHER TEAM. 839 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,635 GIVE US THE STRENGTH AND THE DISCIPLINE 840 00:37:50,668 --> 00:37:54,373 TO REMAIN CALM IN ALL HARD TIMES. 841 00:37:54,405 --> 00:37:57,376 HELP US DOMINATE THE OTHER SIDE, LORD. 842 00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,677 GIVE US THE POWER 843 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,878 TO JUST TOTALLY ANNIHILATE THE OTHER TEAM. 844 00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:02,514 AMEN. 845 00:38:02,547 --> 00:38:03,748 (team) AMEN. 846 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,483 HEY, THAT'S OUR PLAYBOOK! 847 00:38:05,516 --> 00:38:07,918 NO, NO, THIS IS NOT YOUR PLAYBOOK! 848 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,621 THIS IS STOLEN PROPERTY. 849 00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:11,757 I'M A FORMER POLICE OFFICER. HERE'S THE THING... 850 00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:13,992 WILDCATS SUCK! 851 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:17,061 SECURITY, GET THAT PLAYBOOK! 852 00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:19,797 SECURITY! GET THAT BOOK! 853 00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:27,938 HEY, BOB. YEAH. 854 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,407 I GOTTA GO. 855 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,742 NOW? IT'S ONLY HALFTIME. 856 00:38:30,775 --> 00:38:31,943 YEAH, I KNOW. YOU'VE BEEN GREAT. 857 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,411 THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. NO PROBLEM. 858 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:35,514 BUT MY BEST FRIEND, GREAT GUY, AN AMAZING GUY, 859 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:39,485 I LEFT HIM DOWNSTAIRS ALONE, AND HE DESERVES BETTER. 860 00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:41,719 SURE. I-I UNDERSTAND. 861 00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:43,822 IS HE WITH MONK? 862 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:49,860 SECURITY! GET THAT BOOK! 863 00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:53,030 GET HIM! GET THE BOOK! 864 00:38:53,063 --> 00:38:55,065 (Stottlemeyer) MONK! MONK! 865 00:38:55,099 --> 00:38:57,635 MONK! 866 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:12,751 MONK! 867 00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:21,726 [laughing] 868 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,394 IS THE GAME OVER? 869 00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:25,864 [laughing] YEAH. 870 00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:28,065 WHO WON? 871 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:30,568 [panting] 872 00:39:30,601 --> 00:39:32,670 WE DID. 873 00:39:37,608 --> 00:39:38,777 BACK AT SUMMIT STADIUM, 874 00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:40,144 WHERE THE CONDORS HAVE COME FROM BEHIND 875 00:39:40,177 --> 00:39:42,414 AND DEFEATED THE WILDCATS 27-24 876 00:39:42,447 --> 00:39:44,048 IN ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYOFF GAMES EVER. 877 00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:46,818 MEANWHILE, THERE WAS PLENTY OF DRAMA AWAY FROM THE FIELD, 878 00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:49,688 AND HERE TO TELL US ABOUT IT IS CAPTAIN LELAND STOTTLEMEYER 879 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,121 OF THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE 880 00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:53,724 ALONG WITH FORMER DETECTIVE ADRIAN MONK. 881 00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:55,726 UH, CAPTAIN, WE JUST SAW 882 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,961 THE DEFENSIVE COACH OF THE WILDCATS 883 00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:58,896 LED AWAY FROM THE STADIUM IN HANDCUFFS. 884 00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:00,197 WHAT CAN YOU TELL US? 885 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:02,768 WELL, MR. BINSACK HAS BEEN ARRESTED 886 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,771 AND CHARGED WITH RECEIPT OF STOLEN PROPERTY. 887 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:06,938 MONK... 888 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:08,773 AND, UH, I CAN ALSO TELL YOU 889 00:40:08,806 --> 00:40:10,509 THAT DAVY GITELSON'S PERSONAL DRIVER 890 00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:11,909 HAS ALSO BEEN ARRESTED IN MARIN COUNTY. 891 00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:13,744 BOB. BOB. 892 00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,547 WELL, I'D SAY 893 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:17,782 FROM THE STANDPOINT OF LAW ENFORCEMENT, 894 00:40:17,815 --> 00:40:19,650 YOU AND MR. MONK ARE THE MVPs TODAY. 895 00:40:19,684 --> 00:40:20,885 HMM! 896 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:22,788 YOU KNOW, FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, 897 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:25,155 ADRIAN MONK IS A LEGEND IN SAN FRANCISCO, 898 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,157 AND ON A PERSONAL NOTE, A FEW YEARS BACK, 899 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:30,161 THIS MAN LITERALLY SAVED MY LIFE. 900 00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:32,163 NO, I-I WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 901 00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:33,831 THE TRUTH-- HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 902 00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:35,766 YOU WERE THERE! THE CAT TRIED TO KILL ME! 903 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,168 YOU WEREN'T REALLY IN ANY DANGER. 904 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:38,903 IT WAS A LITTLE CALICO CAT. 905 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,204 IT WAS ABOUT THIS BIG. 906 00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:43,208 WAIT A MINUTE--YOU PROVED IT. YOU SOLVED THE CASE. 907 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,210 THE CAT PLANNED THE WHOLE THING OUT. 908 00:40:45,242 --> 00:40:47,945 SHE WAS GONNA KILL ME WITH THAT SQUEEZE TOY. 909 00:40:47,978 --> 00:40:49,581 YEAH...THE TRUTH IS 910 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,181 [softly] I JUST WANTED TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 911 00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:53,251 YEAH. LOOK, I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE. 912 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,719 BOB, CUT TO A COMMERCIAL. 913 00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:56,253 I GUESS THAT DOES IT. 914 00:40:56,286 --> 00:40:57,822 FROM SUMMIT STADIUM, AGAIN THE FINAL-- 915 00:40:57,856 --> 00:41:00,826 THE CONDORS 27, THE WILDCATS 24. 916 00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:02,793 I'M BOB COSTAS SAYING SO LONG. 917 00:41:02,827 --> 00:41:05,797 AND ONE LAST TIME... 918 00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:08,733 THE CAT WAS DEFINITELY TRYING TO KILL ME. 919 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:11,168 RANDY'S RIGHT. THIS IS BETTER THAN BEING THERE. 920 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:14,204 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 63105

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