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Hey, is the Captain around?
He forgot to sign these.
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Uh, yeah, he's in his office
talking to Linda.
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[chuckling]
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Hey!
Look who's here.
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Monk and Natalie just walked in.
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[woman's voice on computer]
Aw, hi guys!
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[chuckling]
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Oh, Linda, hi!
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You look great.
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Thanks, so do you.
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[loudly]
Hello!
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Is that your new place?
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As of last weekend.
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(Natalie)
I love those curtains.
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Oh, well, thanks.
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It's like a television
and a telephone.
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Together?
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Brave new world, huh?
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I guess you can't call somebody
in your underwear.
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Sure you can.
Natalie,
they would see you.
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We have a webcam date
at 6:30 every night.
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It's the only chance
I get to see her
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now that she's moved uptown.
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Well, don't worry, baby,
you'll get to see
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plenty of me
in Hawai'i.
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Look.
Wait.
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See what I bought?
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Yeah, oh, now, hold on.
For the full effect...
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[hula music]
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[laughing]
I love it.
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Hawaii.
Yeah.
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Yeah, we're leaving Friday.
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I haven't had a vacation
in over 10 years.
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Oh, so jealous.
Where are you staying?
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On Kauai.
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And look, it's the North Shore
right...there.
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And we may never come home.
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(Natalie)
Oh, you're gonna have
so much fun.
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I am counting the minutes.
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And, oh, is that
the correct time?
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It's 7:00. I gotta go.
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I've got
a closing tomorrow,
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so I have to
crunch some numbers.
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What happened to Sean?
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Well, uh, he's up
in Marin County,
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showing a house.
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Better him than me,
right?
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So I love you,
and I will see you tomorrow!
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Bye, all.
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Bye.
[shouting]
Good-bye!
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I love you too.
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Good-bye.
I mean, aloha.
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[laughter]
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You're a lucky man.
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[Natalie chuckling]
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So Sean is her partner?
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Yeah, yeah, they've been
together for 17 years.
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Oh, God, that's longer
than most marriages.
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Longer than mine.
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[knocking on door]
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Hi, you must be Richard.
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Richard Young.
My wife, Carol.
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Hi, Sean Corcoran.
Fusco Realty.
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Come on in.
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Sorry we're late.
We got a little lost.
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No problem, I was just
returning some phone calls.
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The owners are out of town.
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So we can take our time.
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I love the foyer.
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All original mahogany.
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And the fixtures are all
custom made.
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Shall we start upstairs?
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[Carol screaming]
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Help us!
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[Randy Newman ragtime theme]
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* It's a jungle out there
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* Disorder and confusion
everywhere *
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* No one seems to care
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* Well, I do
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* Hey, who's in charge here?
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* It's a jungle out there
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* Poison in the very air
we breathe *
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* You know what's in
the water that you drink? *
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* Well, I do,
and it's a-ma-zing *
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* People think I'm crazy
'cause I worry all the time *
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* If you paid attention,
you'd be worried too *
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* You'd better pay attention
or this world we love so much *
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* Might just kill you
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* I could be wrong now
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* But I don't think so
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* 'Cause it's
a jungle out there *
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* It's a jungle
out there *
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[chainsaw buzzing]
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Yeah.
Could you hold on?
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Just a...
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Hello?
Hello.
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Leland, what are you
doing here?
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I'm taking you out
to breakfast.
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Charlie!
Charlie, take a break.
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[chainsaw stops]
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Well, what is
going on?
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Well, this tree was dead.
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If it fell down, it would
take out half your roof,
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so I called a buddy of mine
at the Parks Department.
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[truck reverse alarm beeping]
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You are really a full-service
boyfriend, aren't you?
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Mm.
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What's he doing?
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(Stottlemeyer)
Some idiot parked
in front of your fire hydrant,
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so I made a phone call.
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You know, I think
you worry a little too much.
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It's my job to worry about you.
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That's sweet.
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[cell phone rings]
Oop, sorry.
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Linda Fusco.
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Yes?
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What?
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Oh, my God.
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[gasping]
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When?
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No, I understand.
Thank you.
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Sweetie, what's wrong?
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It's Sean.
He was killed last night.
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In the house that he was
showing. He was murdered.
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Sweetie, I'm sorry.
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That's Marin County, right?
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I know some guys up there.
We'll work this together.
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No, no, no, Leland.
Don't leave me.
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Okay.
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Don't worry, I'm here.
I'm here.
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It's okay.
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[clears throat]
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Help you?
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Yes, I am Natalie Teeger,
and this is Adrian Monk.
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Ah, yeah, yeah,
I talked to Leland Stottlemeyer.
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He said you'd be dropping by.
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Guess he didn't think
our little department
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could handle
a grown-up homicide, huh?
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No-no-no-no.
Not the whole department.
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It's just one guy.
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Stottlemeyer worked
with a guy from here
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20 years ago in Malibu.
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Apparently, the guy
was a real...
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What was the word?
Uh, hammerhead.
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Hammerhead.
That's the word, like:
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Just one guy.
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20 years ago.
Malibu.
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N-no.
N-n-n-no.
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Not--no, did I say--
not Malibu.
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No, it wasn't you.
It wasn't you.
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Yeah, he never actually
said who--
Never.
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But, uh, it wasn't you.
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Who are you?
What is your name?
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Hendrix.
Hendrix.
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Nah, definitely
wasn't you.
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Yeah, that was the guy
he said it wasn't.
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All right, all right.
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You can come in,
but not one word.
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Do you understand?
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Observer status only.
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Keep your mouth shut.
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[camera clicking]
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[clears throat]
Mr. and Mrs. Young?
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Just a couple more questions,
if you don't mind.
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You said the killer was 5'7",
right?
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He was hiding in the bathroom,
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and he came out and he shot
Sean Corcoran.
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Then what?
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He just stood there.
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For a couple seconds.
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Then we just ran away.
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He could've killed us.
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I don't know
why he didn't.
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Did he say anything?
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Excuse me?
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I've been thinking
about it...
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I think it might've
been a woman.
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Why do you say that?
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The lips.
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They were sort of
a coral peach.
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Lipstick?
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I'm a buyer for
a cosmetics company.
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It's a pretty unusual shade.
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I think Runway makes one.
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(Natalie)
Oh, I love Runway.
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It's just--it's so expensive.
I can't afford it.
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(Monk)
Why not?
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[scoffs]
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Oh, yeah.
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[clears throat]
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It was her.
She said something.
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I was just answering her.
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It wasn't you.
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(man)
Lieutenant.
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We found the point
of entry.
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Excuse me.
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Okay.
All right.
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Well...
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Simple as pie, huh?
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He, or, uh, she...
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breaks the glass, reaches in,
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throws the lock,
opens the door.
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Permission to speak.
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Permission denied.
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Permission denied?
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Permission to speak anyway.
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Just say one thing real quick,
and then I'll shut up.
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These shards of glass--
they're still intact.
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If she came in this way,
she would've stepped on them.
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So...at least some of them
would be cracked.
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Or maybe she stepped
over 'em, right?
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Like...this.
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Right?
That makes sense, doesn't it?
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Maybe.
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Or she had a key.
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[phones ringing]
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I still can't believe it.
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I feel like crying,
but I can't.
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Is that normal?
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Anything you feel
is normal.
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It's just
such a shock.
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It is so
heartbreaking.
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I just talked to Keri--
that's Sean's wife.
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She's devastated.
Well, we all are.
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They really think
that it was a woman?
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(Monk)
Well, they're not sure.
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Who else had a key
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to that house?
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Well, let's see, um...
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The homeowners, obviously,
and...
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probably some relatives.
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Maybe some household help.
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Anybody here?
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Your sales staff?
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(Natalie)
Yeah, there was a
lock box
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on the front door.
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Uh, yeah, that's true.
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Any one of the agents
could've gotten in, but...
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it could not have been
anyone here.
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We are a family.
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Did Sean have any enemies?
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No.
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Wait.
There was one client.
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A woman?
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Her name was Hubbert.
Helen Hubbert.
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Sean sold her a property
last year,
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and she had been
writing him letters.
248
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And it was pretty nasty stuff.
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I think the letters
are in his office.
250
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Is this a picture of you
with your father?
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My grandfather.
252
00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:03,836
It's him just before
he died.
253
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,873
Sean's office is this way.
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Was he leaving?
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00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:16,115
Well, it's no secret that he was
starting his own company.
256
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,652
That happens all the time.
257
00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:21,187
Um...yes.
Here it is.
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Helen Hubbert.
259
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I met her at a closing once.
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She didn't seem dangerous.
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Maybe a little tightly wound,
but...
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[sighs]
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I guess you
can never tell.
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No.
You can't.
265
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:39,105
Well, if you will
excuse me.
266
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,240
I am going to go home...
267
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,275
and have
a nervous breakdown.
268
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,220
You okay?
269
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,321
What is it?
270
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,789
I'm afraid to say it
out loud.
271
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,192
She knows how to use
a shotgun.
272
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,062
She had a motive.
You saw those boxes.
273
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,697
He was taking a lot
of their clients with him.
274
00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:05,832
Wait, are you talking
about Linda?
275
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:09,336
Shh!
276
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,770
Natalie...
277
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,371
she's the same height
as the killer,
278
00:11:12,404 --> 00:11:13,306
she had a key
to the house.
279
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,308
Mr. Monk, that's
the captain's girlfriend.
280
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,010
I-I don't believe it.
281
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:21,048
I mean, it could all
just be a coincidence, right?
282
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,118
I found it in her purse.
283
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,755
Coral Peach
by Runway.
284
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:33,860
(Disher)
Great, thank you.
285
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,128
Yeah, I'll see you there.
286
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:38,065
[chuckles]
Aloha to you too.
287
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:41,769
I just booked the second best
ukulele band in San Francisco.
288
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,370
I'm, uh, throwing
the captain and Linda
289
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,004
a little going away party.
290
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,740
It's a luau.
Grass skirts, limbo dancing.
291
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:48,575
They're still going?
292
00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:50,442
Yeah, they pushed it back
a week,
293
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:53,013
until after the funeral,
but they're still gonna go.
294
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,215
The captain says Linda needs it
now more than ever.
295
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,817
You know,
plus any excuse for a luau.
296
00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,886
Is he here?
Uh, no.
297
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,354
He took Linda to lunch.
Can I get him on his cell?
298
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,855
No!
No no no no.
299
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,291
Actually, we wanted
to talk to you.
300
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,557
It's kind of important.
301
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:08,961
Randy, what we're about to tell
you is absolutely confidential.
302
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,764
You can't repeat it
to anyone.
303
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,899
Are you in love with me?
304
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,902
What?
No!
305
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,169
I think Linda Fusco
might have killed her partner.
306
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,838
What?
307
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:19,907
I don't believe that.
308
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,107
There's no way, Monk.
309
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,942
Am I in love with you?
No, it's Linda.
310
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,110
We know her.
Do we?
311
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,345
Yeah.
312
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,813
Besides, it...
313
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:27,914
it's impossible.
314
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,350
I mean, she was talking
to the Captain that night
315
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,219
on the webcam
from her house.
316
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,352
I mean, Monk,
you were there.
317
00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:34,254
I know, but let's just--
318
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,822
Oh, okay, what?
It was about at 7:00?
319
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:36,923
Right?
320
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,359
And she was...
321
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:42,195
definitely here
in Richmond at 7:00.
322
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,831
The guy was killed when?
323
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,365
7:20.
There were two witnesses.
324
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,934
Okay, he was killed
at 7:20...
325
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,570
here in Novato...
hmm...
326
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,404
It's, like, 30 miles.
327
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,405
32.2.
328
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,076
Okay, 32.2 miles
in 20 minutes?
329
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,177
There's no way.
330
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,947
That's 100 miles an hour
through traffic.
331
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,081
It's just not possible.
332
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,950
Maybe she had
a jetpack.
333
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,484
Like in those
James Bond movies.
334
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,518
Yeah, well,
there's no such thing
335
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,553
as a working jet pack.
336
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:08,956
Don't ask me
how I know.
337
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,857
(Monk)
Randy, do you have
338
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:11,859
any ideas?
339
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,326
I mean, anything at all.
340
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,361
One of your crazy theories?
341
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,596
My crazy theories.
342
00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:18,831
Like what?
343
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,600
Like me being
in love with you?
344
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,836
Oh, you think that's crazier
than Linda Fusco flying
345
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,270
across San Francisco
in a jet pack?
346
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,306
Too close to call.
347
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,341
Oh, well, here they come.
Ask her for yourself.
348
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,942
[motorcycle rumbling]
349
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:30,943
Oh, false alarm.
350
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,879
I heard a motorcycle.
I thought it was them.
351
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,847
I thought the captain
sold his motorcycle.
352
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,548
Yeah, he did.
Linda has one too.
353
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:57,269
Pretty sweet, huh?
354
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,370
Where did you get that?
355
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,572
From a biker friend of mine.
I did him a favor once.
356
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:01,875
What kind of favor?
357
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:02,875
You really wanna know?
358
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:05,111
Nuh-uh.
359
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,879
Okay, so I just--
how exactly--
360
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,350
Mr. Monk, why don't you
just wait here?
361
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,351
I can do this.
362
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,586
No!
No, no, no.
363
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,254
When I talk to Leland,
I...
364
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,191
I have to tell him
that I checked it out myself.
365
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,092
Okay, then let's do it.
366
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,528
Yeah, I don't think so.
367
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,562
Brand-new, straight
from the factory,
368
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,629
nobody's even worn it.
369
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,033
Eh...
370
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:27,900
Mr. Monk,
if you don't put it on,
371
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,003
bugs are going to fly
into your mouth.
372
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,938
Can't you just
avoid them?
373
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,173
I can't avoid
the bugs.
374
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,140
Sure you can.
375
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,109
You see a bug.
Zigzag.
376
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,945
See another bug.
Zig. Zag.
377
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,578
If you don't put it on,
we're not going.
378
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,584
[inhales deeply]
379
00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:47,620
[chuckling]
380
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,121
What's so funny?
381
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,423
Oh, nothing, sorry.
382
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,024
I was just thinking
about something else.
383
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,293
You look great.
384
00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:56,062
Here you go.
Hop on.
385
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,063
[laughing]
386
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,664
Would you stop--
stop laughing.
387
00:14:58,697 --> 00:14:59,665
Would you, please?
388
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,333
Ah...
389
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,669
All right.
Born to be mild.
390
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,172
Oh, that's funny.
391
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:08,207
Yeah, yeah, instead of wild,
then you said mild.
392
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,642
That's...
that's hilarious.
393
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,711
Okay, we're here
at Linda's house.
394
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,381
She had 20 minutes
to get there, so...
395
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,484
you're really gonna have
to haul bottom.
396
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,485
Haul bottom?
397
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,719
It's biker talk.
398
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:21,620
It just means
don't stop for anything.
399
00:15:21,653 --> 00:15:23,690
All right?
Got it.
400
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:24,691
All right, hold on.
401
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,225
To what?
402
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,296
To me.
403
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,331
I'm--I--I'm okay.
404
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,000
Mr. Monk, you're gonna
fall off the seat.
405
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,433
I know what I'm doing,
okay?
406
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,702
I'll just lean forward.
It's called weight displacement.
407
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,105
We're wasting valuable time.
408
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,640
Let's do it.
Ready.
409
00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:43,509
And...go!
410
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,543
[motor revs]
411
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,581
Are you all right?
412
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,186
Wipes!
Wipes.
413
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,380
Well?
414
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,381
Could she have done it?
415
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:29,449
Done what?
416
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,718
Mr. Monk,
check the stopwatch!
417
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,820
An hour and five minutes.
Not even close.
418
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,156
So...just remind me.
419
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,657
The captain's girlfriend.
She couldn't have done it.
420
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:39,659
We just proved it.
421
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,427
Right!
Linda.
422
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,628
Thank God.
423
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,631
[breathy laughter]
She couldn't have done it.
424
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:46,633
[both sighing]
425
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:49,236
Oh, what a relief.
She didn't do it.
426
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,505
Natalie, I have never been
happier to be wrong.
427
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,609
(Monk)
Oh...no.
428
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,645
Huh?
429
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,201
[sirens wailing in the distance]
430
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:31,810
Captain!
431
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,512
Hey, what are you guys
doing here?
432
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,147
Oh, we're waiting for you.
You got a minute?
433
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,849
Not really, I'm supposed
to meet Linda in...
434
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,652
five minutes ago.
435
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:40,853
She's still working through
what happened.
436
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:43,390
I hate to leave her alone.
437
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,758
Yeah, we have some news,
some good news.
438
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,259
Yeah.
We have good news.
439
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,395
We think we know
who killed Sean Corcoran.
440
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,564
That's great.
That was fast.
441
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:52,565
Yeah.
442
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:55,602
This individual has a motive...
443
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:56,568
Good.
Motive is good.
444
00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:00,472
Owns a shotgun,
and had access to the house.
445
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,709
Well, let's pick him up.
What's his name?
446
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,648
Monk, the suspect
has a name, right?
447
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,752
And what is that name?
448
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,755
[whispering]
I can't.
449
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,196
Linda.
450
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,664
Linda Fusco.
451
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,569
[chortles]
452
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,871
[laughs]
453
00:19:31,903 --> 00:19:33,940
[Monk laughing]
454
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,775
That's hilarious.
455
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,609
You got me.
That's good.
456
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:38,711
Ha!
That's rich.
457
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,646
See you guys mañana.
458
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,214
Captain?
459
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,750
He's not joking.
460
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,653
He never jokes.
461
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,589
That's true.
462
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,259
She's the guy.
463
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,961
No, no--wait. She...
464
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,564
She was at home.
We talked to her.
465
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,499
She was 30 miles away
from the thing.
466
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,000
Captain, she made a point
of mentioning the time.
467
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:03,336
It was 7:00, remember?
468
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,804
We were her alibi.
469
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,539
How?
470
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,409
I don't know how.
471
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,910
But she's the guy.
472
00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:12,378
Captain...
473
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,813
we found this
at the scene.
474
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,414
Hibiscus.
475
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,016
Linda was putting a flower
just like it
476
00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:19,719
in her hair the night
Sean Corcoran was killed.
477
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:23,589
A lot of people...
478
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,857
[scoffs]
I can't believe
we're having this discussion.
479
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:26,925
I can't either.
480
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:27,894
Well, what about
the lunatic?
481
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,561
The, uh, the client
that wrote those letters?
482
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:30,797
Have you even
looked at her?
483
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:32,464
Captain,
this isn't easy for me.
484
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,700
Oh, really?
485
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,733
What is?
486
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,771
You're talking about
the woman I love, Monk.
487
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,741
I know.
I know.
488
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:47,680
I think I know
what's going on here.
489
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:50,282
You look at me,
and you can't stand it.
490
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,451
I have what you want.
491
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:56,623
A badge, a woman,
a life.
492
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,958
That's true.
But--
493
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,026
But nothing!
494
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:03,630
This is not my problem, Monk.
This is your problem.
495
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,797
You deal with it.
496
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:05,998
All right, look.
Why don't we--
497
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,834
Why don't we talk
to a neutral party?
498
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,736
We could call
the Marin County D.A.--
499
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,703
I am done talking!
I am done talking.
500
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,839
But I'm gonna do you
a favor, Monk.
501
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:14,707
For old time's sake.
502
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,777
I'm gonna forget
that you said anything.
503
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,811
This never happened.
504
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:26,318
Okay?
505
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,720
Now, if you'll excuse me,
506
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,856
my girlfriend
is very upset.
507
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,393
Her partner
has just been murdered.
508
00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:58,984
You don't mind
if we record this, right?
509
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,819
It's your party.
510
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,821
For the record,
your name is Helen Hubbert.
511
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:06,759
You teach physical education
at Edge Park Middle School.
512
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,094
So you must be
in pretty good shape.
513
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:09,796
I guess.
514
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,797
How tall are you, Ms. Hubbert?
515
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:11,798
5'8".
516
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,000
5'8".
517
00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:15,768
I understand you bought a house
from Sean Corcoran
518
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,002
last year, is that correct?
519
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,939
You're asking about
those letters I sent.
520
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:20,940
Mm-hmm.
521
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,642
I meant every damn word.
522
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,009
That man lied to me.
523
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:27,046
The roof leaks,
the furnace is crap,
524
00:22:27,078 --> 00:22:28,881
and I've got carpenter ants
in both bathrooms.
525
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:32,684
Sounds like you have very strong
feelings about Mr. Corcoran.
526
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,153
I hated his guts.
527
00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:36,122
I'm sorry about what happened,
but--
528
00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:37,390
You hate his guts.
529
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:42,094
You hate his guts.
530
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:43,496
I notice you're wearing
lipstick.
531
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:44,497
Do you wear lipstick
every day?
532
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,165
Is that a crime now?
533
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,736
No, ma'am, no.
A lot of women wear lipstick.
534
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,170
Doesn't mean anything.
535
00:22:51,202 --> 00:22:54,140
Anything at all.
[Styrofoam crunches]
536
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:58,044
Where were ya Friday night
around 7:30?
537
00:22:58,076 --> 00:22:59,144
Friday night?
538
00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:01,413
Yeah.
I was sick.
539
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:02,781
I came home
and took a sleeping pill.
540
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,550
That was about 5:00.
541
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,619
(Stottlemeyer)
So, uh...
you didn't see anybody,
542
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:09,422
you didn't talk
to anybody?
No.
543
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:11,423
I live alone.
I just went to sleep.
544
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,526
So you don't have
an alibi...
545
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:14,894
for Friday night,
do you?
546
00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:17,128
(Hubbert)
I guess not.
547
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,164
Do I need one?
548
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,166
(Stottlemeyer)
When we spoke on the phone,
549
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,669
you said your father
was a locksmith.
550
00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:23,702
That's right.
551
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,505
And you used to work
in his store.
552
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,473
A couple of summers
in high school.
553
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:28,974
So you could pick a lock.
554
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:32,177
If I had to,
I guess.
555
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:33,579
(Monk through speaker)
Excuse me.
556
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:36,449
Could you fix
the blinds, please?
557
00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:38,217
I don't feel like it.
558
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,219
I wasn't talking
to you. Ma'am?
559
00:23:40,251 --> 00:23:43,055
I'm gonna need you
to fix the blinds at this time.
560
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,156
Who is that?
561
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,226
I'm with the FBI.
562
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,228
In Washington.
563
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,229
[whispering]
Stop it.
D.C.
564
00:23:50,261 --> 00:23:53,900
Watching you
on my computer.
565
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,166
Screen.
566
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,903
Don't listen to him, ma'am.
He is not--
567
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:58,805
Ma'am, I'm gonna need you
to fix the blind.
568
00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,138
And while you're at it,
569
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:01,240
pick up the Styrofoam pieces
570
00:24:01,272 --> 00:24:03,710
scattered about the room.
He is not a federal agent.
571
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:05,211
Yes, he--I am.
572
00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:06,211
No, he's not.
573
00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:07,078
He's an ex-cop
574
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,147
who hates himself
and hates his life
575
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,082
and isn't happy unless
576
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,218
everybody else is as miserable
as he is!
577
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,185
Ms. Hubbert, I'm sure you
wouldn't want us to inform
578
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,623
the school board about
your little drinking problem.
579
00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:18,156
What?
I mean, how--
580
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,625
How? How?
581
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,627
We're the FBI,
that's how!
582
00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,529
Oh, for God's sakes, he can see
the flask in your pocket.
583
00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:24,963
And Ms. Hubbert,
I'm sure you wouldn't want
584
00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:26,932
the IRS to know
about your second job.
585
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,201
You have been moonlighting
as a waitress, haven't you?
586
00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,836
Have you been reporting
all of your tips?
587
00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:32,070
He's looking
inside your purse.
588
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,573
He can see
your wad of singles.
589
00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:36,542
Hey!
Hey, Agent Nat Lee, huh?
590
00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:39,778
Here, what do you think
of that?
591
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,749
Leland, you can put this woman
away for the rest of her life.
592
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,215
Linda Fusco
will still be guilty.
593
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,257
Hey, how'd
the interrogation go?
594
00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:55,260
I got a roast pig
for the party.
595
00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:57,163
37 pounds.
596
00:24:57,195 --> 00:24:58,730
That's big for a pig.
597
00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:09,608
Did you tell the Captain
your theory about Linda?
598
00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:13,980
Yes.
We did.
599
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:14,980
How'd that go over?
600
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:16,015
Leland--
601
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,016
(Stottlemeyer)
It's not Linda.
602
00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:18,017
She was 30 miles away.
603
00:25:18,049 --> 00:25:21,019
It was this woman we're holding,
Helen Hubbert.
604
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:22,188
Weren't you listening?
605
00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,288
She has no alibi!
606
00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:24,590
Then it can't be her.
607
00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:26,258
What the hell
are you talking about?
608
00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:27,358
Think about it.
609
00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:30,061
That night, the killer
was hiding in the bathroom.
610
00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:32,131
She could've shot Corcoran
any time.
611
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:33,065
But she didn't.
She waited.
612
00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:34,567
Why?
613
00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:35,768
She needed a witness.
614
00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:38,170
I don't have
to listen to this.
615
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,705
Yes, you do!
You're a cop.
616
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:41,307
You're the best cop I know.
617
00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:44,175
Leland, the killer
needed a witness
618
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:47,145
to confirm the exact time
of the murder.
619
00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:50,016
Why? There's only
one possible reason.
620
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:53,051
The killer had an airtight alibi
for 7:20.
621
00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,020
Now, wa--
622
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:57,957
Because Helen Hubbert
does not have an alibi,
623
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,258
it means
it couldn't be her?
624
00:25:59,290 --> 00:26:01,059
That's right.
625
00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:03,229
Her not having an alibi
clears her?
626
00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:06,865
That's right.
It's the best alibi of all.
627
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,969
I am so glad
we're not talking.
628
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:19,846
I'm 51 years old.
629
00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,881
She's the last chance
I have.
630
00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:30,321
She's the guy.
631
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,362
Whoo.
[chuckling]
632
00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:39,065
So this is it.
633
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,900
Oh.
634
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:45,171
All new hardwood floors,
brand-new appliances.
635
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:46,204
Oh, wow.
636
00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:48,641
And the closets are great.
637
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:49,675
Oh, wow, yeah.
638
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:52,077
It's--it's so--
it's so homey.
639
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,980
Mm, mm.
640
00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:54,980
And how much is it?
641
00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:56,315
Uh, it's 2,200.
642
00:26:56,347 --> 00:26:57,348
2,200?
Yes.
643
00:26:57,383 --> 00:27:00,920
Well, you are paying
for the neighborhood, and--
644
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:02,188
and for the schools,
of course.
645
00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:03,789
Of course.
[cell phone ringing]
646
00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,124
Oh!
Will you excuse me?
647
00:27:05,156 --> 00:27:07,358
Uh-huh.
648
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:09,260
Ah...
649
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,196
Oh, hi, honey.
650
00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,332
Yeah, back in the saddle.
651
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:16,201
I'm showing Natalie
an apartment.
652
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:20,105
No, no, just Natalie.
653
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,874
He what?
654
00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:24,810
You can't be serious.
655
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:27,846
Can I call you back?
656
00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:35,186
Is everything okay?
Yes.
657
00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:36,855
I'm--I'm fine.
658
00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:38,156
Hey, where's Adrian?
659
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:40,092
I thought you two
were always together.
660
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,260
Oh, you know, he does something
every Wednesday.
661
00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:43,762
It's Thursday.
662
00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:45,096
And Thursday.
663
00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:47,365
You know Mr. Monk.
He can't just do something.
664
00:27:47,398 --> 00:27:50,903
He has to go back the next day
and just check his work.
665
00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:52,371
Right.
666
00:27:52,403 --> 00:27:54,240
I'm sorry, I forgot
I'm showing
667
00:27:54,272 --> 00:27:57,143
an apartment to someone else
downstairs, so...
668
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,045
I'll be right back.
Okay.
669
00:27:59,077 --> 00:28:01,212
Thanks, Linda.
670
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:15,013
What are you doing?
671
00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:18,584
I could have you arrested.
672
00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:19,885
But you won't.
673
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:23,955
You don't have to snoop
around, Mr. Monk.
674
00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:25,324
If you want to ask me
a question,
675
00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:27,226
you could just
call my office.
676
00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:29,095
Are you afraid of me?
677
00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:31,063
Oh, yeah.
678
00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:33,965
Where's the shotgun?
679
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,934
What shotgun
are we talking about?
680
00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:37,368
The one that
was in there.
681
00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:40,372
You have a barrel cleaner
and gun oil.
682
00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:44,410
My grandfather left me
his 12-gauge when he died.
683
00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:45,510
And it was stolen.
684
00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:47,113
Ah.
685
00:30:47,145 --> 00:30:48,146
Did you report it?
686
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,181
Of course I did.
687
00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:50,916
It would be illegal
not to.
688
00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:53,251
Do you have a copy
of that report?
689
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:54,921
Of course I do.
690
00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:57,489
It's upstairs.
691
00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,558
In the bedroom.
692
00:31:03,494 --> 00:31:07,199
It's in here someplace.
693
00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:09,902
Is this where you talk
to the captain?
694
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,470
That's right.
695
00:31:11,502 --> 00:31:14,272
6:30 every night.
696
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:17,375
Leland told me that you're
becoming obsessed with me.
697
00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:20,412
To tell you the truth,
I'm a little flattered.
698
00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:25,183
I know about your wife.
699
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:29,989
About what happened.
700
00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:31,990
You miss her.
701
00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:34,259
You are obviously
in a lot of pain.
702
00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:37,328
And pain like that
can make it difficult
703
00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:38,163
to think--
704
00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:39,298
Well...
705
00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:41,933
to think clearly.
706
00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:44,170
I wish there was something
I could do to help.
707
00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:45,471
The report.
708
00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:47,506
Oh, I can't find it.
I've misplaced it.
709
00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:49,141
I'm--I'm very forgetful.
710
00:31:49,174 --> 00:31:53,612
Mm, no, you're not.
711
00:31:53,644 --> 00:31:55,181
What are you doing?
712
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:56,147
Negotiating.
713
00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:58,317
Well, you're
a bad girlfriend.
714
00:31:58,349 --> 00:31:59,317
Maybe.
715
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:02,653
But I am a very good
negotiator.
716
00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:05,624
I'm probably the best negotiator
in Northern California.
717
00:32:05,656 --> 00:32:08,160
And I think that it's time
that we close this deal.
718
00:32:08,193 --> 00:32:09,295
Leland is my friend!
719
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:12,131
My best friend,
my only friend, really.
720
00:32:12,163 --> 00:32:14,299
There was this guy
last year--Ke--no--
721
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,468
Hal. Hal Tucker.
722
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:18,304
You know, we went
to a hockey game,
723
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:19,204
but he's in prison now.
724
00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:21,207
I think he was using me.
I'm pretty sure--
725
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,143
Well, what Leland doesn't know
won't hurt him.
726
00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:25,310
That's not true.
727
00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:28,579
That is not true.
This will kill him.
728
00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:39,458
Are you looking
for something?
729
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:42,228
Why don't you come on over here
and search me?
730
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:44,529
[zipper zipping]
731
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,704
Sorry, she must've
figured it out!
732
00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:54,740
Go, go, just go!
733
00:32:54,772 --> 00:32:55,740
Are you okay?
What happened?
734
00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:56,741
Did she have a gun?
735
00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:59,045
No, no.
Are my eyes bleeding?
736
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,445
Natalie...
737
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,080
She did it.
She definitely did it!
738
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,215
And I--I know how she did it.
Go!
739
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,250
Just go!
740
00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:17,729
See?
It's all in the hands.
741
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:20,398
Every movement
tells a story.
742
00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:23,368
This means
palm tree.
743
00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:26,172
This is shark.
Shark.
744
00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:30,541
Rain.
Rain.
745
00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:31,542
(man)
Hey, Randy!
746
00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:32,844
What does this mean?
747
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:35,780
[chuckles]
Yeah, well, we all know
what that means, Sergeant.
748
00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,682
(2nd man)
How about this?
749
00:33:37,715 --> 00:33:39,550
(3rd man)
What about this?
750
00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:41,819
Okay, you know what?
751
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,822
That's not in the hula spirit
at all.
752
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,423
If Hawaii looks anything
like this,
753
00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:47,425
I'm not getting off the plane.
754
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,494
So how's the investigation
going?
755
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:52,298
So far, we've hit a dead end,
but we'll catch a break.
756
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:53,531
We always do.
757
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,733
Say, this would look
really cute on you.
758
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:58,804
[chuckles]
759
00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:01,606
Mm.
760
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,277
Have you talked
to Monk?
761
00:34:05,310 --> 00:34:07,278
Uh, he's been
leaving messages.
762
00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:09,748
I'll call him back
when I calm down.
763
00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:12,717
Maybe next year.
764
00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:15,853
Well, it's just that, uh,
something happened.
765
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,856
Yesterday, when I came home,
he was there.
766
00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:21,427
Monk?
767
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:24,130
And he was crazy.
768
00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:26,132
He was accusing me
of the most horrible things.
769
00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:28,434
I told him
to leave you alone.
770
00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:29,367
I'll take care of it.
771
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,336
I'll get a restraining order
if I have to.
772
00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:33,338
Leland...
773
00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,873
he was touching me.
774
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,675
Monk?
775
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,144
And he said that
776
00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:40,846
he would set me up
and frame me for the murder
777
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:45,817
if I didn't sleep with him.
778
00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:48,786
Adrian Monk wanted
to sleep with you?
779
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:51,856
Is that so hard
to believe?
780
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:00,498
Ha ha!
All right.
781
00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:02,201
Lower, lower, lower.
782
00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:03,369
All right, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
783
00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:05,137
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
784
00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:06,505
Oh, Natalie, uh...
785
00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:10,476
Sorry, Captain said that Monk
isn't invited.
786
00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:11,677
I feel terrible.
787
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,411
It's like a divorce.
788
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:14,713
It's always the kids
who get hurt.
789
00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:16,282
Who are the kids?
790
00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:17,416
Me and you.
791
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,217
Well, Mr. Monk
isn't here.
792
00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:20,485
It's just me.
793
00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:23,521
You don't have a problem
with me, do you?
794
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,692
No.
795
00:35:32,597 --> 00:35:34,565
No, keep going,
keep going.
796
00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:46,211
Uh, hello.
Um, excuse me?
797
00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:47,579
Thank you, um...
798
00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:51,416
I have a little surprise
for the two of you.
799
00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:53,518
If you would just
come with me for one minute.
800
00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:57,289
Come on, Captain.
801
00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:58,690
Come on.
802
00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:00,592
All right, everybody.
803
00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:04,295
(Monk on computer)
Hello? Hello.
804
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:05,597
Hello, can you see me?
805
00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:07,365
(Natalie)
Yes, Mr. Monk,
we can see you.
806
00:36:07,398 --> 00:36:09,434
Don't--don't touch
anything.
807
00:36:09,467 --> 00:36:11,336
No, Mr. Monk,
it's fine.
808
00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:12,637
Look, here I am.
809
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,639
Yeah, but don't--don't touch it,
it's fine.
810
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,442
[rustling]
811
00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:18,409
(Natalie)
Okay, so, um, everybody's here.
812
00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:19,978
Including the captain.
813
00:36:20,010 --> 00:36:21,612
Yeah, and me.
Hey, Monk!
814
00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:23,581
Is that Randy?
What are you wearing?
815
00:36:23,614 --> 00:36:25,451
Police tape.
Where are you?
816
00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:26,717
That's her bedroom.
817
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,454
So it would appear
818
00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:31,590
Linda was playing some music,
remember?
819
00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:32,724
[ukulele song starts]
820
00:36:32,757 --> 00:36:34,460
You see? I told you.
He was stalking me.
821
00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:35,494
Now, can't you
do anything?
822
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,829
Leland! Leland.
823
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,931
I've been trying to call you
all day.
824
00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:44,702
Something I have to show you.
I know how she did it.
825
00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:45,804
Leland.
826
00:36:45,836 --> 00:36:48,574
Please, just get me
out of here.
827
00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:50,608
Please, I can't
take this anymore.
828
00:36:50,641 --> 00:36:51,842
Let's just go.
Right now.
829
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,278
Let's just go--
go to the airport.
830
00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:54,646
We can't leave now.
We've got reservations.
831
00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:55,646
Oh, forget Hawaii.
Let's just--
832
00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:58,817
Let's just disappear.
833
00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:00,552
We can start over.
834
00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:04,422
Maybe South America.
Maybe Venezuela.
835
00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,358
Listen...
836
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,960
[ukulele song continues]
837
00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:10,829
Do you hear that?
838
00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:15,800
I think it's coming
from down there.
839
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,835
[Linda gasps]
840
00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:23,474
[music grows louder]
841
00:37:23,509 --> 00:37:31,516
*
842
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,561
You can turn that off.
843
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,596
[music stops]
844
00:37:46,731 --> 00:37:47,699
That's your bedroom.
845
00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:49,400
(Monk)
It's not her bedroom.
846
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:52,471
It's a replica.
It's a duplicate.
847
00:37:52,503 --> 00:37:54,706
Here's what happened.
848
00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:57,509
You rented this truck
under your maiden name
849
00:37:57,543 --> 00:37:59,577
and went to work.
850
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:00,545
You duplicated everything.
851
00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:03,481
The furniture, the computer,
the curtains,
852
00:38:03,514 --> 00:38:04,750
even the pictures.
853
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,518
You must've been planning it
for months.
854
00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:09,588
You began talking
to the captain every night,
855
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,822
from your bedroom
at 6:30.
856
00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:14,425
Except for last Friday.
857
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:16,894
Last Friday, you were talking
from a parking lot
858
00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:19,530
a couple of blocks
from that house in Novato,
859
00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:22,467
from a robot...uh, satellite.
860
00:38:22,501 --> 00:38:23,434
(Natalie)
Wireless internet.
861
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:24,702
(Monk)
Whatever.
862
00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:27,405
That night, you chatted
with the captain
863
00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:28,474
like you always did.
864
00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:30,074
You fooled him.
865
00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:33,844
You fooled me.
You fooled everybody.
866
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:37,548
At 7:00, you signed off
and snuck into the house.
867
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,619
You knew Sean Corcoran had
an appointment there at 7:15.
868
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:46,425
All you had to do
was hide and wait.
869
00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:47,759
It worked.
870
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:50,561
Except for the part
about the truck getting towed.
871
00:38:50,596 --> 00:38:52,431
That was a tough break.
872
00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:54,632
When were you gonna
go pick it up?
873
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,536
The next time Leland left town?
874
00:38:57,568 --> 00:38:59,103
How did you know?
875
00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:08,547
A pen?
876
00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:09,815
The night we talked,
877
00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:11,583
you put the pen down
on the table.
878
00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:13,418
I remember.
879
00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:16,086
It rolled a little.
880
00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:19,990
Yesterday in your bedroom,
in your real bedroom,
881
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:23,429
it didn't roll.
882
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:25,597
It just stayed there.
883
00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:27,798
I couldn't figure it out.
884
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,735
And then it hit me.
885
00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,936
On the night of the murder,
886
00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:36,574
your bedroom must've been
on a slant.
887
00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:38,510
You parked on a hill.
888
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,481
I parked on a hill.
889
00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:47,753
Leland...
890
00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:49,755
Sorry.
891
00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:51,556
Yeah, me too.
892
00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:53,458
I did this
for us.
893
00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,960
(Leland)
We had something.
894
00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:58,797
We had something real.
895
00:39:58,829 --> 00:40:03,568
We could've made it
all the way.
896
00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:05,670
Randy?
897
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,842
[gasps]
898
00:40:55,253 --> 00:40:57,588
(Stottlemeyer)
Here's what I can't figure.
899
00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:59,657
Was it a setup
from the beginning,
900
00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:04,530
is that what it was
all about?
901
00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:07,065
Did she figure a cop
would make a better alibi
902
00:41:07,097 --> 00:41:10,001
or was it for real?
903
00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:13,505
Man, it sure felt
like it was for real.
904
00:41:13,539 --> 00:41:18,143
I guess I'll never know.
905
00:41:18,175 --> 00:41:22,079
Sorry, did you
say something?
906
00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:25,650
No.
907
00:41:25,684 --> 00:41:27,786
You know, I think
it worked out okay.
908
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:29,621
I mean, all things
considered.
909
00:41:29,655 --> 00:41:32,123
But here's what I can't
figure out, though.
910
00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:33,625
Did she really love you
911
00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:35,159
or was it a setup
from the beginning?
912
00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:38,228
I mean, maybe she figured a cop
would be the perfect alibi.
913
00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:40,831
Or maybe it was the real thing,
and the plan came later.
914
00:41:40,865 --> 00:41:42,199
Something to think about,
though, huh?
915
00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:44,202
Huh.
916
00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:47,072
Yup.
Something to think about.
917
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:52,677
What was that?
918
00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:53,878
That was nothing.
919
00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:57,181
It was just a rock.
920
00:41:57,215 --> 00:42:00,217
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