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(Harvey Disher)
That feels good,
doesn't it?
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Doesn't it, honey?
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I got a great meal for you.
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Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
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That's a good girl.
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Now you finish up
all those vegetables.
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I mixed it up for you
just the way you like it.
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Yes, I did.
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Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
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You're the prettiest
baby on this farm.
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Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
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Harvey.
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Hello, James.
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I figured you'd be here.
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I heard she took another
blue ribbon on Sunday.
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That's right--we're going
to Sacramento in three weeks.
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Now why don't you two
just get married already
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and make it legal?
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What the hell you talking about?
She's a pig.
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Harvey, it's a joke.
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Well, it wasn't funny.
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I was just down in the gulch.
It's all still there, James.
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I'm no fool.
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You said you'd get
rid of it by Friday.
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Relax--we've been neighbors,
what, 15 years?
Right.
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You're a businessman,
right?
Right.
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$10,000.
And I know you could use it.
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This isn't about the money.
It's about the law.
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All right, I got it.
You're a Boy Scout.
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15 grand.
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That'll buy you a whole
lot of merit badges
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and a pretty pink bonnet
for your girlfriend too.
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[snorting]
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You keep that money,
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'cause you're gonna need it
for a lawyer.
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I'm calling
Sheriff Butterfield.
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Harvey, wait.
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Okay, you win.
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I'll do it.
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I will do it.
I promise I'll get rid of it.
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I promise.
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But I can't do it tonight.
Now, I need 24 hours.
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That's all I'm asking--
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one day, and it'll
all be gone, guaranteed.
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Okay.
24 hours.
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Thank you, Harvey.
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Good man.
Good pig too.
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[bluegrass music]
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*
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Do an allemande left
and the other ones now.
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Right to your honey
and you balance for a while.
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Now swing through,
go two by two,
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and balance again.
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Now swing through--
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[crackling]
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[music stops]
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*
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Now, swing through,
go two by two,
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and balance again.
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Did you hear that?
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I didn't hear
anything.
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Hey!
Hey, hold on!
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Quiet down!
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That sounded like
a gunshot.
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Oh, my God.
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[exhales]
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It's Nadine.
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How are we gonna
break the news to Harvey?
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I don't think
we have to.
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[Randy Newman ragtime theme]
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* It's a jungle out there
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* Disorder and confusion
everywhere *
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* No one seems to care
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* Well, I do
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* Hey, who's in charge here?
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* It's a jungle out there
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* Poison in the very air
we breathe *
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* You know what's in
the water that you drink? *
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* Well, I do,
and it's a-ma-zing *
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* People think I'm crazy
'cause I worry all the time *
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* If you paid attention,
you'd be worried too *
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* You'd better pay attention
or this world we love so much *
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* Might just kill you
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* I could be wrong now
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* But I don't think so
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* 'Cause it's
a jungle out there *
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* It's a jungle
out there *
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(Disher)
This is it, room 109.
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[toilet flushes]
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He's flushing the drugs.
We gotta take him now.
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The captain
said to wait.
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No, no time.
Let's do it.
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Police officers!
Police officers!
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Watch her!
Show me your hands--now!
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Show me your hands!
Right now!
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Hands up!
Hands on the wall!
What are you doing?
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What are you doing,
you son of a bitch?
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Against the wall...
Oh, my God, leave him alone!
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Usted esta detenido.
No se mueve.
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Tell your hooker
to shut up.
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My hooker?
Who are you?
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I'm a cop.
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Wanna tell me what you just
flushed down the toilet?
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No!
All right, Alfonso.
We'll do it your way.
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You have the right
to remain silent--
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(man)
Who the hell is Alfonso?
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...will be used
against you in a--
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Oh, Bernie!
Oh, Bernie!
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Get away!
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Um...
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Oh.
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(man)
There he goes!
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Alfonso!
Police--drop the gun!
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Drop the gun!
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I'm, uh--
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I'm, uh, I'm really
sorry, mister.
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His name
is Bernard Garrison.
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He is a retired lawyer.
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I'm not retired anymore.
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Yeah, I've called his house.
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Oh, there he is.
He just walked in.
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There you are.
[slams down phone]
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I've been trying
to call you all--
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Randy, don't do this.
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It's effective
as of noon today.
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So I have, uh,
nine minutes left.
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If there's anything
you need me to do quickly--
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maybe some filing?
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Now it's 8 minutes
and 49 seconds.
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Randy,
I know how you feel.
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You screwed up.
Everybody screws up.
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You're right.
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Everybody does screw up.
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But I am a screwup.
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There's a difference.
You need to sign for those.
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We picked up Rivera
this morning--
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No thanks to me.
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You don't have to
worry about Garrison.
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State's Attorney's
negotiating with him.
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He's gonna settle.
They always do.
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Randy...
[sighs]
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son, this badge represents
ten years of your life.
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Ten years of good work.
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Captain, I'm done.
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I'm leaving.
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Hey, I already
sublet my apartment.
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You remember my uncle?
Uncle Harvey?
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Sure.
The farmer.
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The suicide.
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Yeah, well, an estate lawyer
called me last week.
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He left me his farm.
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You're kidding.
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I know, I was gonna--
I was gonna sell the place,
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but, you know, after this...
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I'm gonna do it.
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You're gonna do what?
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Take it over, run the place,
work the land.
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Work the land.
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What are you,
Woody Guthrie?
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Randy,
you're not a farmer.
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Well, you might be right.
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All I know for sure is...
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I'm not a cop.
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I still can't believe
they wanted $20
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to deliver this stuff.
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Who's laughin' now?
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Yeah, we are.
We're laughin'.
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(Monk)
Ha.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Dirt--that's dirt.
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You're gonna drag dirt
all through the kitchen.
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Wait there.
Don't move.
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Come on, Mr. Monk.
It's heavy!
Don't move.
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Hurry.
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Sorry, I just--I have
a thing about dirt.
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It's just so dirty,
you know?
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[telephone rings]
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I'll bet that's
how it got its name.
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Dirt.
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[ringing]
Forget it.
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Phone.
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[ringing]
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Natalie,
the telephone.
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[sighs]
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I'll get it.
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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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Randy.
It's Randy.
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Nothing.
Nothing much.
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Just helping Natalie
carry in some boxes.
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How's it goin'
up there?
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Actually, Monk,
that's why I'm calling.
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Something came up.
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You know about
my uncle, right?
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Your uncle--
the dead one?
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Mr. Monk!
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Well, they say
he committed suicide.
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But I started asking around,
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and some things
just don't add up.
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Unless I'm wrong...
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which I probably am.
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Monk, do you think
you can come up here
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and take a look around?
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You're on a farm.
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It'll only take
a few hours.
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A few...hours.
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O-on a farm?
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Monk, I think somebody
killed my uncle.
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Randy, I'd like to.
I really would.
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But, um...
you're on a farm.
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He wants us
to come up there?
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Mr. Monk, I can't.
Julie has school.
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Natalie can't come.
Sorry.
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Monk, you can come alone.
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Please. There's a bus.
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Bus. To a farm.
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A b-bus to the--
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A bus. A bus?
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Bus to the farm?
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Hey, stranger.
How's it going?
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Of course he'll be there.
221
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Don't be silly.
You're family.
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Tomorrow morning--I will
put him on the bus myself.
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A bus. A bus?
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Take care.
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[whispering]
To the farm.
226
00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:08,240
Thank you for letting me
keep my bags up top.
227
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:12,011
Uh, is this where
I get the bus to go back?
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00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:13,046
No!
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[cows lowing]
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Dirt.
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[hammering]
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[rooster crows]
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[cow lows]
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[man, droning]
And these changes
are like ripples on a pond.
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00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,149
But is that enough?
236
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,451
Are you satisfied
being just a ripple?
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No.
Not a ripple.
238
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You are a tidal wave.
Say it with me.
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I am a tidal wave.
240
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I am a tidal wave.
241
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I love and approve
of myself,
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though others
may bitterly resent me.
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Mr. D.
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I live in the now,
Hey, tidal wave.
245
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pushing my fears
into the past
246
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and my inadequacies...
You got company.
247
00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:49,109
Who is it?
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00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,144
Funny fellow,
kinda nervous.
249
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,046
Oh, it's Monk.
250
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,417
Okay, okay.
I'm up.
251
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I'm up.
252
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,090
Oh, hey, something
smells good.
253
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,323
What's for breakfast?
254
00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:06,894
It's lunch.
Been up since 5:00.
255
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:07,961
O'clock?
256
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,428
Yes, o'clock.
257
00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:11,197
Why?
258
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,067
I know, farm stuff.
259
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,970
You shoulda woken me up.
260
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,838
I did.
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00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,879
[coughing]
262
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,346
(Disher)
You okay?
263
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,182
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm fine.
264
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:32,052
It's just, you know...
everything.
265
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,421
The earth and the outdoors.
266
00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:39,158
All the animals
and animal by-products.
267
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,028
Well, you know,
all the food you eat
268
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,129
comes from farms
just like this.
269
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,530
Not anymore.
270
00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:47,900
Not as of
the last 23 minutes.
271
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,168
[grunts]
272
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:50,537
Well, I love it.
273
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,105
I used to come up here
every summer,
274
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,307
helping Uncle Harvey
run the place.
275
00:12:57,409 --> 00:13:00,013
Still can't believe
it's all mine.
276
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,914
It's all mine.
277
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,183
It's my farm.
278
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:07,086
I own a farm.
I'm the farmer in the dell.
279
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,321
Got that tractor runnin'.
280
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,157
Was it broken?
281
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,058
Since Tuesday.
282
00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,094
But it's working now.
283
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,196
Good.
Good, good, good man, Oates.
284
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,030
You feed the jerseys?
285
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,032
Yes, yes, I did.
286
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,333
Today?
No, not today,
exactly.
287
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,503
They gotta be fed every day.
288
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,437
Animals eat every day.
289
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,941
I'll do it.
290
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,943
Oates, Oates, would you tell
Monk what you were telling me
291
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,178
the other day?
292
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,147
You mean about
how you're not cut out to--
293
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:37,450
Oh, no, no, no.
Um, about Uncle Harvey.
294
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:41,254
Well, I've been working
this farm for 20 years.
295
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,255
Your uncle
was a tad peculiar,
296
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,024
especially about Nadine.
297
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,094
Nadine?
298
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,296
Uh, his pig.
It was like his child.
299
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,032
Old Harvey was a character.
There's no denying it.
300
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,866
But it was just him and me
up here.
301
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,004
I knew that man better
than I knew myself.
302
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,605
I could live a thousand years
303
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,075
before I'd believe
that he tried to do himself in.
304
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,078
Monk, can I show you
something?
305
00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:12,919
This is exactly
how they found it.
306
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,354
They were gonna
tow it away,
307
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,556
but I took another look.
308
00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:19,125
Something just didn't
feel right.
309
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,128
I covered it up,
and I called you.
310
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,330
I'm glad you did.
Really?
311
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,097
No.
312
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,566
Where was the pig?
313
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,668
She was right there
on the road.
314
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,071
So according
to the police,
315
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,039
your uncle was driving home,
316
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:36,009
lost control of the truck,
317
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,411
and accidentally
ran over Nadine,
318
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,514
his beloved prize-winning
200-pound pig.
319
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,150
She was Pig of the Year
three years in a row.
320
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:47,419
Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't
get a chance to...to meet her.
321
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,255
So he--he hit Nadine,
322
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,658
and then he careened
off the road
323
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,159
and into
the electric fence.
324
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,162
And he realized
what he had done--
325
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:58,030
"Oh, my God, I killed
the Pig of the Year."
326
00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,698
And he was so depressed,
327
00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:04,437
he was--he was
so overcome with grief.
328
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:09,142
And he grabbed the rifle
from that gun rack
329
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,010
and killed himself.
330
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,544
Right.
That's the official version.
331
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,214
But look at this.
332
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:17,183
Uncle Harvey kept a handgun
under the seat.
333
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:20,153
Why didn't he just use it?
It would have been a lot easier.
334
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,653
So you think he was killed
335
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,490
by somebody who didn't know
about the handgun.
336
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,724
Did he have
any enemies?
337
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:26,359
Well, I've been
asking around.
338
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,028
Two days before
the accident,
339
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,696
he was seen arguing
with Jimmy Belmont.
340
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,530
He's another farmer.
He lives up the road.
341
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,466
Arguing about what?
342
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,101
Nobody knows.
343
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,337
People argue
all the time, Randy.
344
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,639
Okay, okay, I know.
345
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,240
But what about this?
346
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,676
How did Nadine
get out of her pen?
347
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,345
She was locked up 24/7,
348
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,347
and she wouldn't let anybody
near her except Uncle Harvey.
349
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,649
Okay, yeah, maybe--
maybe she was drugged.
350
00:15:50,682 --> 00:15:52,985
Where's the pig?
351
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,355
Maybe we could have them
do an autopsy.
352
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:56,456
We ate her.
353
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,756
You ate the pig.
354
00:15:57,789 --> 00:15:59,359
Yeah, I know.
I'm an idiot.
355
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,659
No, you didn't--
No, I'm--
356
00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:03,696
See, Monk?
That's why I'm not a cop.
357
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,466
What kind of cop eats
a crucial piece of evidence?
358
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,741
Mr. Disher.
359
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,744
I've been telling you
all week
360
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,712
you gotta fix your fence--
you got deer all over the road.
361
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:23,682
You must be
the famous Mr. Monk.
362
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,751
Disher talks about you
all the time.
363
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,687
You gonna clean his house
while you're here?
364
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,557
He's joking.
We were jokin' with you.
365
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,092
Welcome to Chambers County,
Mr. Monk.
366
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,327
Got a housewarming gift
for you.
367
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:38,065
It's the case file,
complete with photos.
368
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,532
But you're both
wasting your time.
369
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,768
It was a suicide,
sure as shootin'.
370
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,236
How do you know?
Lenny and me were
the first ones up here.
371
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,472
We were at the community center
down the hill.
372
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,240
There's a big dance
every month.
373
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,143
Someone heard a gunshot.
374
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,312
We were here four,
maybe five minutes later.
375
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,547
You didn't see anybody else?
376
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,250
He was alone.
I'm 100% sure.
377
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,351
The irrigation sprinklers
were on,
378
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,520
the ground was muddy,
there were no footprints,
379
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:04,590
by the truck,
on the road--nowhere.
380
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,493
It was suicide--
sad but true.
381
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,296
Sheriff,
we have to go.
382
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,499
I'm gonna need that back.
383
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,234
Uh, there's another dance
tonight.
384
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,569
You can bring it with ya.
385
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,106
Well, I wasn't planning on
going to the dance tonight.
386
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,840
I wasn't talkin' to you.
387
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,309
[clicks tongue]
388
00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:27,846
Do something
about those deer.
389
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,449
Yes, ma'am.
390
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,683
[engine turning]
391
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:35,255
Did she wink at me?
I think she winked at me.
392
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,859
There's no footprints.
393
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,462
Monk, I'm sorry.
394
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,464
Guess I brought you
out here for nothing.
395
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,532
Maybe not.
396
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,468
Maybe not.
397
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:52,872
She said that somebody
at the dance heard the gunshot.
398
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:54,673
Check out who it was.
399
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,677
Jimmy Belmont.
Yeah.
400
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,646
How far away
is that dance hall?
401
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,449
I don't know.
Half a mile?
402
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:05,551
You really think somebody
could hear a gunshot
403
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,818
from that far away?
404
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,655
Especially if there was
dancing and music playing?
405
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,790
I don't know, but...
406
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,326
we can find out.
407
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,127
Side ladies right,
use a right arm swing.
408
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,863
Side ladies center
with a left arm turn.
409
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,830
Head ladies center
with a right arm turn.
410
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:25,872
*
411
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:28,307
Side ladies right,
use a right arm swing.
412
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,376
Now slide to the center
with a left arm turn.
413
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,412
Head ladies center
with a right arm turn.
414
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,381
Now to the center
with a left arm turn.
415
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,914
Now slide to the right
with a right arm turn.
416
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,218
Slide to the center
with a left arm turn,
417
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,220
again to the right
with a left arm turn.
418
00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:47,826
Lemonade!
419
00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,229
Okay.
420
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,863
I made it myself.
421
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,566
Oh, then no, thank you.
422
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,667
Were you here
last month?
423
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:56,836
I sure was.
424
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:59,939
I haven't missed a dance
in 12 years.
425
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,409
Great.
Did you hear the gunshot?
426
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,609
From the Disher Farm?
427
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,345
No, sir.
I sure didn't.
428
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:08,647
[music ends]
429
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,750
Sir, did you hear
the gunshot last month
430
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,221
from the Disher Farm?
431
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,923
Well, I can't say as I did,
because I didn't.
432
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,657
(Sheriff Butterfield)
Mr. Monk!
433
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,228
I was hoping
you were gonna be here.
434
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,430
I'm going undercover
tonight.
435
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:25,298
What do you think?
436
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,703
Oh, is this your
first square dance?
437
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,641
I'm not here to dance.
438
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,743
Randy and I have
a theory about the case.
439
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,380
[music starts]
[shouting]
Well, I have a theory too.
440
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,315
I think you really
came here to dance.
441
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,816
Come on!
No, no!
442
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,452
No, no, I can't.
I can't!
443
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:47,686
I'm--I'm married.
444
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,622
Where's your wife?
445
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,923
She's dead.
446
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,295
To be honest, I've got
mixed feelings about that.
447
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:57,797
On the one hand,
I'm sorry for your loss.
448
00:19:57,829 --> 00:20:00,967
On the other hand,
here we go!
449
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,238
Loosen up.
450
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,941
What are you afraid of?
451
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,477
(Monk)
Well...
452
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:13,279
it's a pretty long list.
453
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,619
Is Jimmy Belmont here?
454
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:24,923
Why?
455
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,528
Just curious.
456
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:34,701
He never comes
to these things.
457
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,804
Wasn't he here
a month ago?
458
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,642
Whoo!
You're right, he was.
459
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,749
Did anybody else...
460
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:52,618
besides Belmont...
461
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,752
hear the shot?
462
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,355
No.
463
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,898
That is pretty odd,
now that you mention it.
464
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,934
[music ends]
465
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:15,474
Mr. Monk!
466
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,617
[click]
467
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:36,895
Damn it.
468
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:43,736
Bang!
469
00:21:47,138 --> 00:21:49,040
Bang!
470
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,609
Bang!
471
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:54,113
I still can't believe
I forgot to load the gun.
472
00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:56,715
I tried yelling.
Did you hear anything?
473
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:57,916
No.
474
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,685
Standing in the middle
of the road
475
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,454
yelling bang
for 20 minutes.
476
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,423
I'm just glad
the captain wasn't there.
477
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,092
These things happen.
478
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,093
Yeah, to me.
479
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,429
They happen to me, Monk.
480
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,830
Okay, look, our little
demonstration didn't work.
481
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,733
But you might be right
about Jimmy Belmont.
482
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,102
That night a month ago
483
00:22:16,134 --> 00:22:19,372
was the first dance
he had been to in ten years.
484
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:23,576
And he was the only person there
who heard the gunshot.
485
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:24,711
It's pretty suspicious.
486
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:27,145
Suspicion isn't proof.
487
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,848
You know, I'd still
like to meet him, talk to him.
488
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,652
Well, it won't be easy.
Belmont never leaves his farm,
489
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,753
and he don't like visitors.
490
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,990
But he is looking for
a new farmhand.
491
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,827
No.
No, no, I can't.
492
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,830
I--Randy, you know,
I just can't.
493
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,132
Fine, Monk.
494
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,836
I don't blame you.
495
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,837
Forget it.
Just--
496
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,573
Forget about me.
497
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,479
Look at us.
498
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:02,882
Losers all.
499
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:07,519
Hey, at least
I don't have any kids.
500
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:12,459
It ends with me.
501
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,063
Hola, señor.
502
00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:22,701
Entiendo que usted
busca ayuda.
503
00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:34,747
(Jimmy)
Muchachos.
504
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,048
Este es Adrian.
él empieza hoy.
505
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,451
Mira,
506
00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:41,653
this is Raul y Raulito.
507
00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:45,758
Raul es mi maldomo.
El le mostrara alrededor.
508
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:46,893
Hmm.
509
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,795
[man speaking
rapid Spanish]
510
00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:50,730
Guarde sus cosas.
Luego, arregla el techo.
511
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:54,567
[continues rapidly]
...y ayuda a Miguel.
512
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,768
¿Entiendo?
513
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:11,784
96.
514
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:13,952
[Monk coughing]
515
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,954
97.
516
00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:19,759
98.
517
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:23,630
[man speaking Spanish]
518
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,131
Sí.
519
00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:27,634
[continues
in Spanish]
520
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,067
99...
521
00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:31,837
[speaking Spanish]
¿Me entiendes?
522
00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:36,643
Sí.
Sí.
523
00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:39,511
Sí.
Sí.
524
00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:40,747
Javier.
Javier!
525
00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:42,248
Eh?
526
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,651
Javier...vio jamas...
527
00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:46,919
uh, usted,
528
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:49,655
al Señor Belmont...
529
00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:51,190
luchar...
530
00:24:51,222 --> 00:24:53,660
con señor--
No entiendo.
No entiendo.
531
00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:54,760
No, no.
532
00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,762
Señor Belmont...
533
00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:58,931
uh, lucho...
534
00:24:58,964 --> 00:25:01,067
lucho con Señor Disher.
535
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:03,670
Lucharo, uh, discutir...
536
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:04,903
uh...
537
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:07,773
No.
Yo nunca vi nada de eso.
538
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,675
Seven...
539
00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:12,111
Eight.
540
00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,278
¿Qué haces?
541
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,682
¿Hey, qué estas
hacidendo?
542
00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:17,717
[speaking Spanish]
543
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,786
Una cien.
¿Cien?
544
00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:20,787
Uh, pastillas.
545
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:23,990
Pastillas... a hundred.
One hundred.
546
00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:26,258
Es bueno.
547
00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,827
Estás loco.
Mira, mira, mira.
548
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,762
[speaking Spanish]
549
00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:33,732
No, no--
550
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,768
Okay, mira--
551
00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:36,935
[baaing]
552
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,806
[baaing]
553
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,173
No [baaing]
554
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:44,743
No
[baaing, sobbing]
555
00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:49,181
[speaking Spanish]
556
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:56,021
[continues in Spanish]
557
00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:03,730
Four salt blocks
missing.
558
00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:08,166
[speaking Spanish]
559
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,068
No se vaya más alla
de los árboles.
560
00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,804
ár-árboles?
561
00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:13,806
Trees.
But-- por qué?
562
00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:16,375
Porque es una zona
prohibida.
563
00:26:16,407 --> 00:26:17,476
Es importante.
564
00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:21,579
Alla es una zona prohibida.
¿Entiende?
565
00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,785
Prohibida.
566
00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:27,886
Prohibida.
567
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,122
Prohibited.
568
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,258
[cow lows]
569
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:44,002
Señor Monk.
570
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,705
Sí.
571
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,708
Tienes una ardilla
en tus pantalones?
572
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:50,643
Sí.
573
00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:52,778
¿Sí?
Sí.
574
00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:55,914
I just asked, "Have you
got a squirrel in your pants?"
575
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:58,884
U-una...ardilla...
576
00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:00,853
You don't speak
any Spanish, do you?
577
00:27:00,886 --> 00:27:03,189
Some.
High school.
578
00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:05,825
You gonna tell me what
you're doing back here?
579
00:27:07,358 --> 00:27:08,894
No.
580
00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:12,298
You know, there are
no secrets in a town like this.
581
00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:16,301
I know all about you,
former Detective Adrian Monk.
582
00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:19,806
I heard you were dancing with
Sheriff Butterfield last night.
583
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:21,007
Badly.
584
00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:24,143
Heard you were
askin' about me.
585
00:27:25,243 --> 00:27:27,113
Well, here I am.
586
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:30,182
Now, you wanna ask me something,
you go right ahead.
587
00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:32,218
Okay.
What's back there?
588
00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:34,921
Let me guess.
589
00:27:34,953 --> 00:27:37,323
Fields of reefer.
Fields of reefer?
590
00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:39,991
What kinda cop were you?
591
00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:41,292
You know what I mean.
Ditchweed.
592
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:45,197
Boo.
The old Ali Baba.
593
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,767
What makes you think
that I'd actually--
594
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:50,135
Magic dragon, bambalachi,
Yellow Submarine,
595
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:53,338
Black Bart, Dr. Giggles,
Kentucky Blue.
596
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:55,040
You know what
I'm talkin' about.
597
00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:57,777
I'm talkin' about
Railroad Weed--that's right.
598
00:27:57,809 --> 00:27:59,912
The Devil's Parsley.
599
00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:02,147
Skunk, Splim, Splam,
Mooster.
600
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,348
Side Salad.
601
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,151
Side Salad.
602
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,952
You've been supplementing
your income.
603
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:10,321
What do you have, about 4 or 5
acres of marijuana back there?
604
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,490
Harvey Disher found it.
605
00:28:12,523 --> 00:28:15,326
And he was threatening
to turn you in.
606
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:16,362
[cocks rifle]
607
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,202
You killed him.
Did I?
608
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,339
How?
609
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,144
See, Harvey Disher's truck
went off the road at 10:30 pm.
610
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:34,814
That's a fact.
611
00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:36,448
Hit the electric fence.
612
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:39,250
Everybody
saw the lights go out.
613
00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,887
I was in the dance hall,
614
00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:44,155
half a mile away,
615
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,258
in front of
50 witnesses.
616
00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:51,830
Now, you think you got enough
for a search warrant?
617
00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:54,333
Yeah, I don't either.
618
00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:55,567
Not in this county.
619
00:28:55,601 --> 00:29:00,439
It's time you were headed home,
former Detective Adrian Monk.
620
00:29:00,471 --> 00:29:01,973
Front gate's that way.
621
00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:05,111
Go on ahead.
622
00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:07,078
Go on.
623
00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:09,347
Go on.
624
00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:11,210
Bambalachi.
625
00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:14,279
Reefer!
Reef--[coughing]
626
00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:19,852
[metal clattering]
627
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,256
(Oates)
Mr. Monk?
628
00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:26,458
Oates!
Oates, thank God!
629
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,227
Where's Randy?
630
00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:29,394
He's asleep.
631
00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:31,196
I can't help but noticing
632
00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:33,398
that you're handcuffing yourself
to that grain drill.
633
00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,433
I inhaled some reefer!
634
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:36,335
I gotcha.
635
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:39,305
It's gonna kick in
any minute.
Okay.
636
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,373
Here's the thing.
637
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:45,076
I can't tolerate
any drugs or medication.
638
00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:46,144
It's my metabolism.
639
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:50,316
I don't know what--
I don't know what's gonna...
640
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:52,351
happen to me.
641
00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:55,054
I might go berserk.
642
00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:57,423
I might hurt somebody!
643
00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:01,292
Whoops.
644
00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:04,462
Dude...here.
Here.
645
00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,298
Listen, whatever happens,
646
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,902
don't...
don't unlock me.
647
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:13,239
No matter what I say,
even if I'm begging you!
648
00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:15,441
[metal clanking]
Oh, my God.
649
00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:18,210
Here it comes.
Here it comes.
650
00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:21,247
Oh, God!
I think it's starting.
651
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,316
We're talking about
marijuana, right?
652
00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:27,318
Uh-oh!
653
00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:29,121
Riverdance!
654
00:31:29,154 --> 00:31:30,355
Oh!
655
00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:33,525
Oh!
656
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,195
I--I can feel it.
657
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:40,199
I'm--
I'm getting hungry.
658
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,432
Did you have dinner?
659
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:43,068
We got some pecan pie
in the fridge.
660
00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:45,070
It's the munchies!
661
00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:47,439
Don't--
whatever you do,
662
00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:49,474
don't put anything
near my mouth!
663
00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:51,442
Can do!
664
00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:53,511
But I gotta say...
665
00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:57,148
you know, I've had some
experience in this area,
666
00:31:57,182 --> 00:31:59,550
and I don't think
you're stoned at all.
667
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,153
No? Oh, no?
668
00:32:01,186 --> 00:32:03,221
I see lights flickering!
669
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:06,291
Yeah, they're fireflies.
670
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,363
What was that?
What was that?
671
00:32:11,396 --> 00:32:12,564
It's 8:00!
672
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,967
Irrigation sprinklers.
673
00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:20,405
Do they come on every night
all over the property?
674
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,374
Every night.
675
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:28,047
Oates...
676
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:29,414
I know how he did it.
677
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:32,284
I know how Belmont
killed Randy's uncle.
678
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,055
Get me outta this.
679
00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:37,990
Okeydoke.
680
00:32:41,192 --> 00:32:44,462
Son of a gun.
You solved the case.
681
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:47,432
You figured all that out
just now?
Mm-hmm.
682
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:50,036
I can't quite get
a handle on you, son.
683
00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:52,070
One minute,
you're handcuffing yourself
684
00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:55,707
to a piece of farm machinery,
sobbing like a schoolgirl.
685
00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:58,676
The next minute, you're putting
all the little pieces together
686
00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,479
like Sherlock Holmes.
687
00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:03,315
Which is
the real Adrian Monk?
688
00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:05,151
Yeah.
689
00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:07,452
I like to think
that a man is...
690
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,421
made up of many different--
691
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,123
I think it's the schoolgirl.
692
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:13,125
Yeah, you're probably
right.
693
00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:14,593
What do we do now?
694
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,262
Call the sheriff.
695
00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:19,198
[groans]
696
00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:20,231
What?
697
00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:24,236
What is it?
698
00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:26,305
Well,
I was just thinking
699
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:27,239
it would have been nice
700
00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:31,076
if Randy had been able
to figure it all out.
701
00:33:31,109 --> 00:33:34,145
He's been feeling pretty down
about himself lately.
702
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:35,580
That's true.
703
00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:37,749
Solving a big case
like this one,
704
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:40,185
he would have felt like
a cop again.
705
00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:48,626
(male voice)
You're a tiger,
a wild carnivore,
706
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:51,262
stalking through
the jungle.
707
00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:53,265
I'm a tiger.
708
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:57,269
In the jungle.
709
00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:59,605
I love and approve
of myself
710
00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:01,673
though others
may bitterly resent me.
711
00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,679
Randy.
712
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,349
You were right.
713
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,585
Belmont killed your uncle.
714
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:18,389
Killed my uncle.
715
00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:22,393
[whispering]
Here's what happened...
716
00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:33,672
Morning.
717
00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:35,340
Any coffee left?
718
00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:38,177
Got a full pot.
How'd you sleep?
719
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:39,344
[exhales]
720
00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:41,679
Oh, fine, I guess.
721
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,123
[sniffs]
722
00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,358
Eh, it's sour.
723
00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:56,561
What kind of farm
is this?
724
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,829
Don't even have
any fresh cream.
725
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:04,536
Randy?
What is it?
726
00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:06,972
Mosquito.
727
00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:11,242
So, fill me in on what
happened on Belmont's farm.
728
00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:13,679
Not much to tell.
It was a dead end.
729
00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:17,416
Ho-how 'bout you?
730
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,684
Any new thoughts
731
00:35:19,717 --> 00:35:21,119
on the case?
732
00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:24,088
No.
733
00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:29,427
What?
What--
734
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:30,695
what is it?
735
00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:36,434
No, it's nothin'.
736
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,668
Wait!
737
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,139
Wait!
738
00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:45,510
Wait a minute!
739
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:49,514
My God.
740
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,554
Oh, my God!
741
00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,724
Oh, my God!
742
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:03,494
Monk, call the sheriff.
743
00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:05,331
I think I solved the case.
744
00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:09,434
I told you to do something
about the deer.
745
00:36:09,467 --> 00:36:12,570
Actually, sheriff, the deer
in the road was a big clue,
746
00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:15,206
was one of the keys
to my solving the case.
747
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,708
What case?
What am I doin' here?
748
00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:18,409
Sheriff, you said
this was important.
749
00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:20,679
Well, I think solving
a murder case is important.
750
00:36:20,711 --> 00:36:22,414
Don't you, Mr. Belmont?
751
00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:24,583
Here's what happened.
752
00:36:24,615 --> 00:36:28,420
My uncle must have stumbled
across your secret crop.
753
00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,489
Oh, you know what
I'm talking about--
754
00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,523
fields of reefer.
755
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,394
You lured him up here.
756
00:36:36,427 --> 00:36:40,498
We'll never know how,
757
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,900
but at some point,
you hit him.
758
00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:44,503
Probably from behind.
759
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,672
Then you put him
in his pickup truck....
760
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,440
and you shot him.
761
00:36:48,474 --> 00:36:50,641
You shot him point-blank
in the head.
762
00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:52,344
You're delusional.
763
00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:53,844
Am I?
Yeah.
764
00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:57,349
Am I?
765
00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,518
You're doing fine, Randy.
766
00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:04,822
It had to look like
a suicide.
767
00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:06,625
You needed a motive.
768
00:37:06,657 --> 00:37:09,860
So you killed or drugged Nadine
and left her on the road.
769
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,563
Then you backed up the truck..
770
00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:16,768
and put salt licks
under the fender--
771
00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:18,269
probably
the same four salt licks
772
00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:21,440
that are missing
from your supply shed.
773
00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:23,708
Then you went to the dance
774
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:26,545
and made sure you were seen.
775
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,880
It was a perfect alibi.
776
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:33,018
And that is how you did it,
Mr. Belmont.
777
00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:35,721
Um...I'm not
following.
778
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,757
Hey, Randy, uh,
I don't think you're quite done.
779
00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:41,693
You mentioned
that part about the...
780
00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:45,731
[chh, chh, chh, chh, chh, chh]
781
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,298
sprinklers.
782
00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:50,436
Yes.
I'm not done yet.
783
00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:52,003
The sprinklers!
784
00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:54,739
At 8:00,
the sprinklers kicked on
785
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,342
and melted the blocks of salt.
786
00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:58,844
Touchdown!
787
00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:01,947
When the lights flickered,
788
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:06,418
you were half a mile away
in front of 50 witnesses.
789
00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:09,855
As pretty a piece of homicide
as I've ever encountered.
790
00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:13,724
Where were you?
791
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,626
I--I guess I just--
I don't know.
792
00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:18,096
(Disher)
I understand.
793
00:38:18,128 --> 00:38:19,965
You're in a slump.
Don't worry--I've been there.
794
00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:21,900
Just give it time,
you'll be back.
795
00:38:21,932 --> 00:38:23,869
It would
explain a lot.
796
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,836
It would explain
everything,
797
00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,539
including the deer.
798
00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:29,974
They were lickin'
the salt.
799
00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:32,777
Now, that is a nice story.
800
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:36,514
See, that's all it is.
801
00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:40,585
Where's your proof?
802
00:38:40,619 --> 00:38:44,121
Physical proof.
803
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,090
You don't have any,
do you?
804
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:54,800
I think he's right.
805
00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:04,510
Sheriff, do you have
an evidence bag?
806
00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:06,644
Monk, your pen.
807
00:39:09,414 --> 00:39:12,717
This truck was never
touched or moved, right?
808
00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,460
[blows]
809
00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:24,795
(Disher)
Yes.
810
00:39:24,829 --> 00:39:26,130
That's a fingerprint.
811
00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:29,000
See that?
812
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:32,704
If this is your
fingerprint,
813
00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:35,940
that means you were the last
person to operate that vehicle.
814
00:39:37,608 --> 00:39:39,510
Is that proof enough?
815
00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:41,913
(Deputy)
Mr. Belmont,
816
00:39:41,947 --> 00:39:44,615
could you wait
in the cruiser?
817
00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:50,188
You have the right
to an attorney...
818
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,490
Lieutenant Disher.
819
00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:54,925
Do the people a favor--
820
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,927
get your butt
back to San Francisco.
821
00:39:56,961 --> 00:39:58,028
You are a cop.
822
00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:00,130
You don't belong here.
823
00:40:00,164 --> 00:40:03,068
Mr. Monk, I don't know
where you belong.
824
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,936
I got a feeling
you don't know either.
825
00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:09,007
But if you're ever
in Chambers County again,
826
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:11,041
bring your dancing shoes.
827
00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:13,744
[clicks tongue]
828
00:40:13,778 --> 00:40:15,112
Gentlemen, now if you'll
excuse me,
829
00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:17,916
I got a prisoner
to process.
830
00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:28,893
What?
831
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,061
Nothing.
832
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:33,931
Why are you smiling?
833
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:36,934
I'm just proud to know you.
That was good work.
834
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,440
What?
835
00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:47,913
Why are you smiling?
836
00:40:51,081 --> 00:40:53,818
Well, I guess I need
to talk to the chief now.
837
00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:56,588
No, you don't need
to talk to anybody.
838
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:59,590
I never sent it down.
839
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:02,092
You've been sick.
You had meningitis.
840
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,929
What's this?
841
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:06,931
I have a--
I have a new technique.
842
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:10,001
Go to sleep, wake up,
case is solved.
843
00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:11,936
[laughs]
Good for you.
844
00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:14,940
I don't know how I do it.
It just happens.
845
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:16,708
Here, what are you
working on?
846
00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:18,876
A double homicide
in the Castro--
847
00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:20,778
Great, I'll take it.
848
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,179
Cold case?
Yeah...
849
00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:23,949
Good, I'll take
that one too.
850
00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:26,050
Hey.
851
00:41:26,083 --> 00:41:27,952
I, um...
852
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,722
I missed you too.
853
00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:37,963
All right.
854
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,998
See ya in a couple
of hours.
855
00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:42,132
[yawns]
856
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:45,302
Just try to keep it down
a little bit.
857
00:41:45,335 --> 00:41:47,572
Okay.
858
00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:03,088
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