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Man: IS THERE A PROBLEM?
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Woman: DEREK,
YOU'RE AVOIDING THE SUBJECT.
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE SUBJECT?
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YOUR NECK
IS MY FAVORITE SUBJECT.
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LET'S GO INSIDE.
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YOU CAN'T. YOU HAVE
TO GET UP EARLY TOMORROW.
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THE SATs, REMEMBER?
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I'M NOT TAKING
THE STUPID TEST.
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I'M JUST MAKING SURE
THE LITTLE BASTARDS DON'T CHEAT.
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WHAT ABOUT LAURY?
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MY WIFE?
SHE TOOK THE SATs.
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I THINK SHE GOT
ABOUT A 1680.
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I'M SERIOUS.
IF YOU DON'T TELL HER --
I MEAN SOON. I MEAN TONIGHT --
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I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT IT MYSELF.
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BETH, HONEY, COME ON NOW.
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WE DON'T WANT
TO GO THERE.
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WE ARE THERE.
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THIS ISN'T LIKE ONE
OF YOUR SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS
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WHERE YOU GET
TO CONTROL EVERYTHING.
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THIS IS MY LIFE, TOO.
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I KNOW.
I'M NOT 25 YEARS OLD
ANYMORE.
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I KNOW, HONEY.
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WE COULD BE HAPPY ANYWHERE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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LET ME JUST THINK.
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NO. NO MORE STALLING,
DEREK.
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I MEAN IT THIS TIME.
I'M GIVING YOU UNTIL
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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BETH --
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BETH...
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LOOK, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'LL TELL HER TONIGHT
AS SOON AS SHE GETS HOME.
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JUST TELL HER.
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BE BRUTAL.
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"WHEN 'TIS DONE, TWERE WELL
IT WERE DONE QUICKLY."
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YOU HAVE A QUOTE
FOR EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?
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THAT'S "MACBETH."
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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR DATING AN ENGLISH TEACHER.
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ALL RIGHT, TOMORROW --
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MEET ME,
8:00 BEFORE THE TEST,
OUR USUAL SPOT.
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I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT WENT.
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[ CAR ALARM BLARING ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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* IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE
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* DISORDER AND CONFUSION
EVERYWHERE *
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* NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE
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* WELL, I DO
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* HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?
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* IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE
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* POISON IN THE VERY AIR
WE BREATHE *
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* DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S
IN THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK? *
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* WELL, I DO,
AND IT'S AMAZING *
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* PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY
'CAUSE I WORRY ALL THE TIME *
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* IF YOU PAID ATTENTION,
YOU'D BE WORRIED, TOO *
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* YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION,
ALL THIS WORLD WE LOVE SO MUCH *
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* MIGHT JUST KILL YOU
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* I COULD BE WRONG NOW
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* BUT I DON'T THINK SO
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* 'CAUSE IT'S A JUNGLE
OUT THERE *
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* IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE.
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ADRIAN, DON'T DO THAT.
I'M JUST CENTERING
THE PIECES.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.
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HOLD ON.
YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.
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YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT.
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HAVE I EVER ONCE
THANKED YOU LATER?
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NO.
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ARE YOU DONE?
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WAIT.
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OKAY.
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[ Laughing ] NO.
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YOU DON'T WANT
TO MOVE THERE.
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WHY NOT?
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I'LL CAPTURE YOUR QUEEN
WITH MY BISHOP.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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WHAT --
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YOUR MOVE.
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OKAY.
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OKAY, I WIN.
YOU JUST FORFEITED.
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WHY?
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
IT'S ILLEGAL.
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WHAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT.
YOU CAN'T LICK THE QUEEN.
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SHE'S MY QUEEN!
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IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHOSE QUEEN IT IS.
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YOU CAN'T LICK ANY QUEEN.
IT'S AN UNWRITTEN RULE.
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THERE'S AN UNWRITTEN
LICKING THE QUEEN RULE?
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YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED
TO TOUCH A PIECE DURING A GAME.
YOU CAN ASK ANYBODY.
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OH, MY GOD, YOU HAVE BEEN
TOUCHING PIECES LEFT AND RIGHT.
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YOU HAVE BEEN
SEXUALLY HARASSING
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EVERY PIECE ON THIS BOARD.
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I WAS CENTERING THEM.
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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HOW'S THAT DIFFERENT?
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OKAY. OKAY. OKAY!
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I'LL MOVE.
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THERE.
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CHECK.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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[ RING ]
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ADRIAN MONK'S OFFICE.
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CAN YOU JUST HOLD ON
ONE SEC?
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ADRIAN, DO YOU KNOW
AN ARLEEN CASSIDY?
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ARLEEN CASSIDY?
OH, MY GOD.
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TRUDY USED TO TALK
ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME.
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THEY WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
TOGETHER.
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OH.
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HI. I'M SORRY.
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UH-HUH, SURE.
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YES, I KNOW WHERE THAT IS.
MM-HMM.
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MM-HMM.
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OKAY.
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THANK YOU.
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ADRIAN, SHE REALLY WANTS
TO TALK TO US.
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SHE JUST GAVE ME
THE ADDRESS.
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SHE SAID
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
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DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD GO?
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IT COULD BE A JOB.
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DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE NOW?
YEAH.
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BEFORE WE FINISH THE GAME?
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YEAH.
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THEN YOU FORFEIT.
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Monk: WAIT. THIS IS
A HANDICAPPED SPACE.
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I THINK WE QUALIFY.
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WOW.
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THIS IS WHERE TRUDY
WENT TO SCHOOL?
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HOW'D SHE AFFORD IT?
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ON SCHOLARSHIP.
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AH, SHE LOVED IT HERE.
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SHE DESCRIBED IT TO ME
IN SUCH DETAIL.
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I ALMOST FEEL LIKE
I WENT TO SCHOOL HERE.
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TRUDY.
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Man: ALL RIGHT,
THEN LET IT RIDE.
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YEAH, BET THE WHOLE $200.
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WHAT'S THE SPREAD
ON MICHIGAN?
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UH, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
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HOLD ON, J.J.
CAN I HELP YOU?
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YEAH, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR AN ARLEEN CASSIDY.
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SHE'S THE VICE PRINCIPAL.
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YEAH? YOU REPORTERS?
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NO, WE'RE WITH THE POLICE.
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MY WIFE WENT HERE.
DID YOU KNOW HER?
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TRUDY ELLISON?
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NO, I ONLY BEEN HERE
A YEAR.
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SHE WAS VALEDICTORIAN.
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GREAT. CONGRATULATIONS.
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SHE WAS ON THE YEARBOOK
COMMITTEE --
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ADRIAN...
HE DIDN'T KNOW HER.
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UM, WHERE WOULD WE FIND
MISS CASSIDY?
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UH, ADMINISTRATION
BUILDING, SECOND FLOOR.
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THANKS.
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OH! SORRY.
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WERE YOU HERE THIS MORNING?
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NO. MISSED IT.
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THANK GOD, HUH?
HEARTBREAKING, ISN'T IT?
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BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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HEY, YOU THERE?
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I WAS LIVING IN NEW YORK
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WHEN I HEARD THE NEWS
ABOUT TRUDY.
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I CRIED FOR WEEKS.
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AHH. WE ALL CRIED.
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AND THEY NEVER CAUGHT
THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE?
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WE'RE STILL LOOKING.
WERE YOU AND TRUDY CLOSE?
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OH, WE WERE LIKE SISTERS.
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BUT EVERYBODY FELT THAT WAY
ABOUT TRUDY.
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I HELPED HER THROUGH
ALGEBRA,
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AND SHE GOT ME
THROUGH ENGLISH LIT.
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SHE WAS
A WONDERFUL WRITER.
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DID YOU EVER READ
ANY OF HER POEMS?
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I READ THEM
ALMOST EVERY NIGHT.
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OH. I'M SO SORRY I NEVER
MADE IT TO THE WEDDING.
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WAS IT WONDERFUL?
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IT WAS...WONDERFUL.
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SO, UH, WHAT HAPPENED
HERE TODAY?
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ONE OF MY TEACHERS DIED
A FEW HOURS AGO.
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I'M STILL SHAKING.
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UM, HER NAME
WAS BETH LANDOW.
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SHE WAS FIRST-RATE --
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ONE OF THE BEST
ENGLISH TEACHERS I HAD.
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THEY FOUND HER OVER THERE
BY THE CLOCK TOWER.
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THE POLICE ARE CALLING IT
AN APPARENT SUICIDE.
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BUT YOU
DON'T BELIEVE THEM?
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NO, IT'S NOT THAT
I DON'T BELIEVE THEM.
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BUT THEY DIDN'T KNOW HER.
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WHY DON'T YOU THINK
MISS LANDOW KILLED HERSELF?
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LOOK, BETH WORRIED --
MAYBE TOO MUCH.
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SHE CARED -- MAYBE TOO MUCH,
BUT SHE WAS NOT SUICIDAL.
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I WILL NEVER BELIEVE THAT,
EVER.
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YOU WANT ME
TO LOOK INTO IT?
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I-I CAN PAY YOU.
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NO. NO, UH, I COULDN'T
TAKE A NICKEL.
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IT'S FOR TRUDY.
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JUST TELL HIM TO WAIT.
I'LL LET HIM KNOW.
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OKAY, BOYS AND GIRLS,
LET'S WRAP IT UP.
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THAT'S IT. TELL THE MEDICAL
EXAMINER WE'RE ON OUR WAY,
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AND I WANT THAT REPORT
ON MY DESK IN THE MORNING.
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CAPTAIN, ADRIAN MONK
IS DOWNSTAIRS.
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WHY?
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THE VICE PRINCIPAL ASKED HIM
TO LOOK INTO IT.
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IT TURNS OUT THAT TRUDY,
HIS FORMER...
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EX...WELL, LATE...
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YEAH, I KNOW WHO
TRUDY WAS, LIEUTENANT.
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THIS IS HER ALMA MATER.
HE'D LIKE TO COME UPSTAIRS.
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HANG ON. NOBODY MOVE.
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WHAT AM I FORGETTING?
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I MEAN, WE GOT THE PRINTS
OFF THE RAILING.
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YES, SIR.
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WE'VE GOT PHOTOGRAPHS
OF EVERYTHING, EVERY ANGLE.
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DID YOU BAG THE SHOES?
YES, SIR. DONE.
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THE MEDICAL EXAMINER WILL GET
THE TISSUE AND THE FIBERS.
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DON'T WORRY, SIR.
WE'RE COVERED HERE.
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WE GOT THE COAT...
SIR, WE'VE GOT IT.
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ALL RIGHT, LET HIM UP.
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BRING HIM UP.
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DON'T LOOK DOWN.
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MORNING, MONK.
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CAPTAIN.
SHARONA.
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LIEUTENANT.
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WELL, I IMAGINE THIS IS
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE --
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A CRIME SCENE ON A ROOF.
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NO, IT'S NOT
MY WORST NIGHTMARE.
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IT'S MY FOURTH WORST.
NO, WAIT -- FIFTH.
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NO, FOURTH.
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FOURTH --
FOURTH OR FIFTH.
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I DIDN'T BRING THE LIST
WITH ME.
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WHAT'S HOMICIDE DOING HERE?
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SUICIDE.
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IT'S NOT A SUICIDE
UNTIL WE SAY IT'S A SUICIDE.
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THIS HAPPENS TO BE ONE.
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NO SIGNS OF A STRUGGLE?
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NO, SHE LEFT HER JACKET
NEATLY FOLDED OVER THERE.
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WHAT -- WHAT'S THAT?
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THOSE ARE HER SHOES.
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SHE FOLDED HER JACKET THERE?
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WHY DID SHE LEAVE THE SHOES
OVER HERE?
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SHE JUMPED. SHE WAS
TAKING ANTIDEPRESSANTS,
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AND WE FOUND A NOTE.
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IT WAS IN ONE
OF HER POCKETS.
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IT'S PRINTED.
YEAH.
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00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,715
USUALLY, THEY'RE WRITTEN
LONGHAND.
237
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,917
I'VE SEEN 'EM PRINTED.
238
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,219
I'VE SEEN 'EM WRITTEN,
I'VE SEEN 'EM WRITTEN IN BLOOD,
239
00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:23,322
I'VE SEEN 'EM WRITTEN IN CRAYON.
I'VE SEEN IT ALL.
240
00:10:23,355 --> 00:10:26,158
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
EASY, EASY, EASY.
241
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:29,028
"TO WHOMEVER I MAY HAVE HURT,
242
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,765
"THE WORLD AND ITS PROBLEMS
ARE JUST TOO MUCH. I AM
SO SORRY. BETH."
243
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,835
I DON'T THINK BETH LANDOW
WROTE THIS NOTE.
244
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,436
WHY NOT?
245
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,239
WELL, IT SHOULD BE "ITS,"
I-T-S, NO APOSTROPHE.
246
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:42,209
AND THEN HERE IT WOULD BE
"WHOEVER" NOT "WHOMEVER."
247
00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:46,046
THIS WASN'T WRITTEN BY
A "FIRST-RATE" ENGLISH TEACHER.
248
00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:48,849
SHE WAS DISTRAUGHT.
SHE WASN'T THINKING
STRAIGHT.
249
00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:51,150
IT'S A SUICIDE NOTE,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
250
00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,086
DID ANYBODY SEE HER JUMP?
251
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,321
NO.
252
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,890
ABOUT 50 KIDS HEARD IT,
THOUGH.
253
00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:01,260
EVERYONE WAS INSIDE, TAKING
THE SATs AT THE TIME.
254
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:04,030
THEY WERE
IN THE MAIN BUILDING?
255
00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:06,332
HOW DID THEY HEAR
ANYTHING?
256
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:09,168
SHE HIT A CAR.
THE ALARM WENT OFF.
257
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:12,272
SHE HIT A CAR?
YEAH, COME LOOK.
258
00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,312
Sharona: HOW OLD WAS SHE?
259
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,913
36.
260
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:23,015
Monk: WHICH ONE WAS HER CAR?
261
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,918
WHITE COROLLA,
RIGHT OVER THERE.
262
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:26,452
UH-HUH.
263
00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:29,355
AND WHOSE CAR
WAS THIS?
264
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,890
DEREK PHILBY.
265
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:33,025
ANOTHER TEACHER.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
266
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,928
WELL, WHY WOULD ANYONE
PARK HERE
267
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,463
WITH ALL THESE
BROKEN BOTTLES?
268
00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,466
HE COULD'VE PARKED
ANYWHERE.
269
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,400
I'VE PARKED ON BROKEN
BOTTLES BEFORE.
270
00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:43,003
AND THE DOORS ARE UNLOCKED.
271
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,937
YEAH, IT'S
A SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD.
272
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,974
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT IS A SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD.
273
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:50,509
SO...WHY WAS THE ALARM
TURNED ON?
274
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,412
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
275
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,880
IT NEVER DOES.
276
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,749
SHE JUST CUT HER HAIR
LAST WEEK.
277
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,517
WELL, WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT
IF SHE WAS PLANNING TO --
278
00:11:57,549 --> 00:11:59,318
MY SISTER SUFFERS
FROM DEPRESSION.
279
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,388
IT WORKS THAT WAY SOMETIMES.
IT JUST OVERWHELMS YOU.
280
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:04,256
I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HER.
DID SHE HAVE ANY FAMILY?
281
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,960
A BROTHER IN ST. LOUIS,
I THINK.
282
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:10,029
EXCUSE ME.
283
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:15,302
AHEM, EXCUSE ME, UM,
MY NAME IS ADRIAN MONK.
284
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,404
AND THIS IS SHARONA FLEMING,
MY ASSISTANT.
285
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:19,773
COLLEAGUE.
286
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,374
MY ASSISTANT/COLLEAGUE.
287
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,909
COLLEAGUE/ASSISTANT.
288
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:26,312
UM, I KNOW THIS IS
A VERY DIFFICULT TIME...
289
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,115
UH, I JUST WANTED
TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS.
290
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,417
ARE YOU A POLICEMAN,
MR. MONK?
291
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,351
USED TO BE. UM...
292
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:35,322
I'M A PRIVATE CONSULTANT NOW,
AND, UH...
293
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,490
I'M JUST HELPING THE DEPARTMENT
WITH THEIR REPORT.
294
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:48,368
WERE YOU ALL HERE
WHEN MISS LANDOW DIED?
295
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,937
THAT'S RIGHT. THE STUDENTS
WERE TAKING THEIR SATs.
296
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,538
WE WERE PROCTORING
THE TEST.
297
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,107
SO -- SO YOU WERE ALL
TOGETHER?
298
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,376
NO, WE WERE
IN DIFFERENT CLASSROOMS.
299
00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:58,846
ADRIAN --
300
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,447
EXCUSE ME,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
301
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,884
UM...JUST MAKING THEM EVEN.
302
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:07,254
BUT YOU'RE MIXING THE REGULAR
WITH THE DECAF.
303
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,259
BUT THEY'RE EVEN.
304
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,363
BUT THEY'RE MIXED TOGETHER.
305
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:19,032
BUT THEY'RE --
THEY'RE EVEN.
306
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,168
BUT THEY'RE MIXED TOGETHER.
307
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,971
BUT THEY'RE EVEN.
308
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,106
BUT THEY'RE MIXED TOGETHER.
309
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,979
BUT THEY'RE EVEN. SO THE TEST
WAS IN PROGRESS
310
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,213
WHEN THE CAR ALARM SOUNDED?
311
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,249
YES, WE STARTED THE TEST
AT 8:20.
312
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,517
ON THE DOT.
313
00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:39,019
ON THE DOT?
314
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,086
ON THE DOT.
315
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,355
IT STARTS AT THE SAME TIME
ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
316
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,990
IT'S A STANDARDIZED TEST.
317
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,959
YOU'VE NEVER TAKEN
THE SATs?
318
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,028
NO, NO, THEY GAVE ME
A DIFFERENT TEST.
319
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,230
CAN YOU THINK OF ANY REASON
320
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,600
WHY BETH
WOULD'VE KILLED HERSELF?
321
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,903
YOU KNOW WE WERE
JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT.
322
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,171
DIDN'T SHE SAY ANYTHING
IN HER NOTE?
323
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,106
NO. IT WAS
PRETTY VAGUE.
324
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,542
YOU'RE MR. PHILBY?
325
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,244
THAT'S RIGHT. DEREK PHILBY.
326
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,046
AND YOU TEACH...
327
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,081
CHEMISTRY AND BIOLOGY.
328
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:11,018
AND IT WAS YOUR CAR THAT SHE
LANDED ON, RIGHT?
329
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,186
YEAH. EVEN IF THEY CAN FIX IT,
I CAN'T IMAGINE DRIVING IT.
330
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,455
IT JUST WOULDN'T --
IT WOULDN'T FEEL RIGHT.
331
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,590
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
OF COURSE NOT.
332
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,960
COULD I ASK YOU
SOMETHING?
333
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,028
APPARENTLY,
THERE'S NO STOPPING YOU.
334
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:26,265
WHY DID YOU PARK
BY THE TOWER?
335
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:29,668
ISN'T THERE FACULTY PARKING
NEAR THE CLASSROOMS?
336
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,904
I WAS GOING TO TAKE A JOG
AFTER THE SATs,
337
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,441
SO I WANTED TO PARK
BY THE FIELD.
338
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:38,110
WHICH REMINDS ME, I NEED
TO CALL A TAXI TO GET HOME.
339
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:42,048
I HAVE THE NUMBER IN HERE
SOMEWHERE.
340
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:45,485
YOU LEFT
YOUR CAR ALARM ON.
341
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,953
HMM?
342
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,687
YOU LEFT
YOUR CAR ALARM ON,
343
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,690
BUT YOUR DOORS
WERE UNLOCKED.
344
00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:52,392
I FORGOT.
345
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:55,028
I GUESS I'M NOT PERFECT.
346
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:58,065
I GUESS YOU'RE NOT.
347
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,067
HE'S THE GUY.
WHO'S THE GUY?
348
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,668
MR. SCIENCE, DEREK PHILBY.
349
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,004
HE ASKED ABOUT A SUICIDE NOTE.
I NEVER MENTIONED A NOTE.
350
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,337
WELL, MAYBE HE JUST
ASSUMED.
351
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,240
ISN'T THERE USUALLY
A SUICIDE NOTE?
352
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,076
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THERE ISN'T.
353
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,144
ALSO, HE CHEATS
ON HIS WIFE.
HOW DO WE KNOW THIS?
354
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,080
WEDDING RING.
HE WAS WEARING
HIS WEDDING RING.
355
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,182
YES, I KNOW,
BUT HE TAKES IT OFF A LOT.
356
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,250
WHEN HE OPENED HIS WALLET,
I NOTICED A SMALL INDENTATION
357
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,985
IN THE LEATHER
WHERE HE KEEPS IT.
358
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,586
YOU NOTICED THAT --
A LITTLE INDENTATION?
359
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:25,057
IT'S A GIFT AND A CURSE.
HE'S THE GUY.
360
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,427
BUT, ADRIAN, HE WAS PROCTORING
THE SATs AT THE TIME,
361
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,229
AND THERE WERE 50 STUDENTS
IN THE ROOM.
362
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,562
THAT'S TRUE.
363
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,465
SO HOW COULD HE HAVE
KILLED HER?
364
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,201
HE CAN'T BE IN TWO PLACES
AT ONCE.
365
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,469
I KNOW, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT HE'S THE GUY.
366
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,413
THERE'S MY GIRL.
SHE LOOKED HAPPY.
367
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,181
OH, SHE WAS VERY HAPPY.
368
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,448
SHE HADN'T MET ME YET.
369
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,118
YOU WANTED TO SEE HER
APPOINTMENT BOOK.
370
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:54,354
THIS IS A COPY. THE POLICE
TOOK THE ORIGINAL.
371
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:55,522
THANKS.
372
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,524
CAN YOU TELL ME
ABOUT DEREK PHILBY?
373
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,692
YEAH, HE'S THE MOST POPULAR
TEACHER IN THE SCHOOL.
374
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,263
HE HAS A WONDERFUL FAMILY.
WE'RE GONNA MISS HIM TERRIBLY.
375
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,663
HE'S LEAVING?
376
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,533
HE GOT ANOTHER JOB.
HE'S GOING TO BE HEADMASTER
AT LINCOLN ACADEMY
377
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,570
IN MARIN COUNTY.
IT'S A BIG PROMOTION.
378
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,440
MS. CASSIDY,
379
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,509
COULD BETH LANDOW HAVE BEEN
INVOLVED WITH DEREK PHILBY?
380
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,245
BETH AND DEREK?
381
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,711
I DON'T THINK SO.
382
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,347
WHY?
383
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,416
HE WAS USING A PEN
FROM THE MODESTO INN.
384
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:26,019
I THINK I'D LIKE TO SPEND
A LITTLE MORE TIME
385
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,754
WITH MR. PHILBY,
GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER.
386
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,190
ADRIAN, YOU CAN'T SKULK
AROUND THE SCHOOL.
387
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,359
I'M NOT GOING TO SKULK.
I DON'T SKULK.
388
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,427
STOTTLEMEYER SAID
THE INVESTIGATION
389
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,229
IS OFFICIALLY OVER.
390
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,496
SHE'S RIGHT.
391
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,432
WE STILL HAVEN'T FOUND
A SUBSTITUTE
392
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,567
TO TAKE BETH'S CLASS.
393
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:49,109
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
394
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,644
THEY'RE TEENAGERS.
395
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,712
[ BELL RINGS ]
396
00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,786
[ Weakly ] HELLO.
397
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,289
I UNDERSTAND THAT, UH,
398
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:06,292
IT'S BEEN A VERY DIFFICULT TIME
FOR EVERYBODY.
399
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:10,130
I'M GOING TO BE FILLING IN
FOR...TWO OR THREE DAYS.
400
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,200
AND MY NAME...
401
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,303
IS MR...
402
00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:23,576
[ STUDENTS MURMURING
AND GIGGLING ]
403
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,271
[ CHALK SQUEAKS ]
404
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,734
MR.
405
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,586
[ MURMURING AND GIGGLING
CONTINUE ]
406
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,413
MONK.
407
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,217
MR. MONK.
408
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:14,320
OKAY. I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU'VE BEEN, UH, READING
409
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,788
"THE RED BADGE OF COURAGE"
BY STEPHEN CRANE.
410
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,391
IT'S ONE
OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS.
411
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:21,228
WE'LL START
WITH CHAPTER ONE.
412
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:33,506
WHAT'S UP
WITH THAT "K"?
413
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,509
[ BOY LAUGHS ]
414
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,319
OH, MY GOD.
415
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,721
ADRIAN, ADRIAN.
ARE YOU OKAY?
416
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,358
WHAT HAPPENED?
417
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,527
CHALK DUST.
418
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,595
[ COUGHS ]
419
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,364
I HAVE TO GO TO THE NURSE.
420
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:58,865
I CAN'T BREATHE.
421
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,732
GIVE ME THAT. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GO TO THE NURSE.
422
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,000
JUST SIT DOWN.
423
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,304
[ COUGHING ]
424
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,873
OKAY, WHO THREW THIS?
425
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,549
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
426
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,718
I DIDN'T DO IT.
427
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:22,855
LOOK, I KNOW
WHEN A MAN'S LYING, OKAY?
428
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,923
I WAS MARRIED
FOR 3 1/2 YEARS.
429
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,858
I DIDN'T DO IT.
430
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,528
I KNOW THAT SMIRK.
431
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,497
MY HUSBAND HAD THAT SAME STUPID
SMIRK ON HIS FACE
432
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,632
WHEN HE GOT BACK FROM BALLY'S,
WHERE IT TURNS OUT
433
00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:35,301
HE SPENT THE WEEKEND
WITH BETSY BENNET,
434
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,868
HIS SO-CALLED
EX-GIRLFRIEND.
435
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,005
BALLY'S, LADY?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
436
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,508
IS THAT CHALK ON YOUR HAND?
437
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,345
MAYBE I SHOULD CALL
YOUR PARENTS.
438
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,547
MY DAD'S A GYM TEACHER HERE,
AND HE'S GONNA BE PISSED.
439
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:51,049
I'M REALLY SCARED.
YOU SHOULD BE.
440
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,984
OW, LADY! YOU'RE GONNA
GET FIRED!
441
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,721
YEAH? I DON'T WORK HERE,
CHUMP.
442
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,891
[ BELL RINGS ]
443
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:05,397
OKAY, GREAT.
GREAT WORK, EVERYBODY.
444
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:10,001
[ Coughs ] FOR TOMORROW,
READ CHAPTERS ONE AND --
445
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,471
UH...ONE...
446
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,007
UH, READ WHATEVER
THE HELL YOU WANT.
447
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,443
[ COUGHING ]
448
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:26,952
BRINGS BACK MEMORIES,
HUH?
449
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,587
YEAH. MOSTLY BAD ONES.
450
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,089
DID YOU CHECK OUT
BETH LANDOW'S APPOINTMENT BOOK?
451
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,460
YEAH. NOTHING UNUSUAL.
452
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,728
SHE HAD A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT
THREE DAYS AGO.
453
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:38,865
I'M LOOKING INTO IT.
454
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,467
THANK YOU.
455
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,903
FROM THIS ANGLE, THAT LOOKS
A LITTLE BIT LIKE FOOD.
456
00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,939
IT'S VEGETARIAN LASAGNA.
457
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,641
NO THANK YOU.
458
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:55,615
I BET YOU ALWAYS SAT
AT THE POPULAR KIDS' TABLE.
459
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,585
I BET THAT WAS YOU
OVER THERE.
460
00:22:00,051 --> 00:22:01,354
WHERE WERE YOU?
461
00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:03,355
I'M OVER THERE.
462
00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,993
I SHOULD GO OVER
AND TALK TO HIM.
463
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,996
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
464
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:12,097
THINGS GET WORSE.
465
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:15,134
MIXED VEGETABLES
OR MAC AND CHEESE?
466
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:16,803
CAN I HAVE BOTH?
467
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:22,141
CAN I HAVE NEITHER?
468
00:22:22,173 --> 00:22:27,480
IF I DON'T GET AT LEAST A 1550,
MY DAD IS GOING TO KILL ME.
469
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,548
EXCUSE ME, UM,
470
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,917
DID YOU TAKE THE SATs
ON SATURDAY?
471
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,752
YEAH.
472
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:38,057
UH, BY ANY CHANCE, WERE YOU
IN, UH, MR. PHILBY'S ROOM?
473
00:22:38,089 --> 00:22:39,357
YEAH.
474
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:44,431
SO WHEN MISS LANDOW DIED,
YOU HEARD THE CAR ALARM
GO OFF --
475
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,499
EVERYBODY DID. THERE WERE
PEOPLE SCREAMING.
476
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,035
I GUESS EVERYONE RAN
TO THE WINDOW THEN, HUH?
477
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:50,102
YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
478
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,838
WHAT DID MR. PHILBY DO?
DID YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE?
479
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,407
YEAH, WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT THAT LATER.
480
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:58,577
HE NEVER MOVED.
HE NEVER EVEN LOOKED UP.
481
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,446
Boy: WHAT'S UP, MR. P.?
482
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,713
RANDY! GOOD LUCK TODAY.
483
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:02,848
YOU GOT ANOTHER SHUTOUT
IN YA?
484
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,750
YOU KNOW IT.
THATABOY.
485
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:08,488
MR. MONK.
DEREK.
486
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,189
HEARD YOU WERE FILLING IN
TODAY. HOW'D IT GO?
487
00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:12,592
IT WAS...GREAT.
IT WAS GREAT.
488
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:15,561
ACTUALLY, I HEARD YOU GOT OFF
TO A BIT OF A ROUGH START.
489
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,830
A LITTLE FRIENDLY ADVICE --
CONTROL THE CLASSROOM.
490
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:20,567
DON'T LET 'EM SEE YOU SWEAT.
491
00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:24,036
BELIEVE ME,
HE'S MUCH BETTER
AT HIS OTHER JOB.
492
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,971
WHICH IS WHAT?
493
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,874
CATCHING MURDERERS.
494
00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:35,981
MR. PHILBY.
YES.
495
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,717
GOT A MINUTE?
496
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,218
ACTUALLY, NO. MY WIFE
IS PICKING ME UP.
497
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,186
I HAVE AN ETHICAL
QUESTION FOR YOU.
498
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,855
YESTERDAY, I WAS TALKING
TO THAT POLICEMAN MR. MONK,
499
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:47,626
AND I LIED TO HIM.
500
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,828
THAT'S WRONG,
ISN'T IT?
501
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,998
LYING TO A POLICEMAN...
502
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:55,134
IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME
ALL DAY.
503
00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:57,903
WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?
504
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,705
HE WANTED TO KNOW IF I SAW
ANYTHING SATURDAY MORNING --
505
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:02,974
ANYTHING UNUSUAL --
AND I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T.
506
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:05,678
BUT THE FACT IS, MR. P.,
I DID.
507
00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:06,645
I GOTTA GIVE YOU CREDIT.
508
00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:08,114
IT WAS PRETTY CLEVER
HOW YOU PULLED THAT OFF.
509
00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:09,715
[ HORN HONKS ]
HONEY!
510
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,719
AT FIRST, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
THE HELL I WAS LOOKING AT.
511
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,086
PRETTY SMART.
512
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:18,891
APPARENTLY, NOT SMART ENOUGH.
513
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,058
HERE'S THE THING. I'LL CUT
RIGHT TO THE THING.
514
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,127
I OWE SOME FRIENDS OF MINE
SOME MONEY.
515
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,596
HOW MUCH?
516
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:28,067
$10,000. AND I NEED IT
BY TOMORROW.
517
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,104
SEE THAT?
THE CLASS OF '77.
518
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,507
WE HAD ONE OF THESE MURALS
IN OUR HIGH SCHOOL, TOO.
519
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:38,911
EVERYBODY PAINTED
A LITTLE PIECE OF IT.
520
00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:41,079
TRUDY PAINTED THESE FLOWERS.
521
00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:44,049
HOW CAN YOU TELL?
522
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,152
I CAN TELL.
523
00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:49,556
HEY, HEY, HEY,
NOT SO FAST, SISTER.
524
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:51,990
I'M KYLE PATTERSON'S
FATHER.
525
00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:54,292
YOU WERE HASSLING MY KID
DURING SECOND PERIOD.
526
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,294
EXCUSE ME?
527
00:24:55,326 --> 00:24:57,896
UH, I WAS THERE. YOUR SON
WAS WAY OUT OF LINE.
528
00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,031
HE THREW AN ERASER AT ME.
529
00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:01,733
HE SAYS IT WAS
AN ACCIDENT.
530
00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:03,935
WELL, MAYBE IT WAS.
531
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,270
ALTHOUGH, IT WASN'T.
532
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:06,705
WHO ARE YOU?
533
00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,641
I'M, UH, I'M MONK.
534
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,276
I'M ADRIAN MONK.
535
00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:11,477
ADRIAN.
536
00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:14,713
WELL, ADRIAN, THIS IS
BETWEEN ME AND THE LADY.
537
00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:16,682
OR SHOULD I SAY
THE OTHER LADY?
538
00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:18,617
NO, I THINK THIS IS
BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
539
00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,086
WHATEVER YOU SAY, ADRIAN.
COME ON, COME ON.
540
00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:21,319
Boy: HEY, COACH!
541
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:24,022
HEY, GUYS, HUH,
NEVER GIVE UP.
542
00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:26,025
YOU KNOW THAT.
543
00:25:26,057 --> 00:25:30,096
I'M GUNNING FOR YOU,
PAL.
544
00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:31,763
WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT ME,
545
00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:34,200
THAT'S WHEN YOU CAN
EXPECT ME.
546
00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:37,002
UH, WAIT, WAIT,
547
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:41,307
UH, I'M SORRY.
UM...
548
00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,843
"WHEN I LEAST EXPECT --"
WHAT?
549
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:47,913
EXPECT ME WHEN YOU
LEAST EXPECT ME.
550
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,249
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE,
THOUGH. UH...
551
00:25:50,281 --> 00:25:53,586
WHEN THE TIME COMES,
IT'LL MAKE PERFECT SENSE.
552
00:25:57,323 --> 00:26:00,026
YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT?
553
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:41,366
[ GAS HISSING ]
554
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:15,634
[ COUGHING ]
555
00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:20,906
SOMEBODY BURNT THE TOAST.
556
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,709
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
557
00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:25,310
I THINK IT'S WEIRD. THE GUY
WORKED AT THE SAME SCHOOL.
558
00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,313
WE GOT TWO DEAD PEOPLE.
THAT'S WEIRD.
559
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:30,982
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS
GOING TO SAY. WEIRD.
560
00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:32,151
CAPTAIN, WHAT DO YOU GOT?
561
00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:34,686
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE A PINHOLE
RUPTURE IN THE GAS LINE.
562
00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:36,322
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
HE CAME IN,
563
00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:38,124
TRIED TO RELIGHT THE PILOT
'CAUSE HE WANTED
564
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,291
TO MAKE A FIRE,
AND, UH, HE DID.
565
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,694
MONK, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
566
00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:45,030
MONK. HEY.
567
00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:46,999
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
568
00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:50,301
[ COUGHS ]
569
00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:52,337
UH, I DON'T THINK
HE WAS LIGHTING A FIRE.
570
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:55,173
YOU DON'T?
571
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:57,242
NO. IT WAS
PRETTY WARM LAST NIGHT.
572
00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,845
THAT'S TRUE.
573
00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,980
BENJY DIDN'T EVEN USE
HIS COMFORTER.
574
00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:03,414
PLUS, THE AIR CONDITIONER
IS ON.
575
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,720
HE'S RIGHT.
IT'S ON.
576
00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,454
AND THE FLUE
WASN'T OPEN.
577
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,356
THIS WAS MURDER.
578
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:14,993
THIS WAS --
THIS WAS PREMEDITATED.
579
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,327
EXCUSE ME.
580
00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:29,107
YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.
581
00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:31,076
ALL RIGHT, I THINK YOU'RE
RIGHT ABOUT BETH LANDOW.
582
00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:33,345
THIS IS A CRIME SCENE.
LET'S LOCK IT DOWN.
583
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,080
AND I WANT TO PUT A MAN
IN THE SCHOOL.
584
00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:37,715
YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR MAN
IN THE SCHOOL.
585
00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:41,186
AND THIS IS GENERAL GRANT.
586
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,221
AND THESE ARE THE SOUTHERN
GENERALS SURRENDERING
587
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,156
AT THE COURTHOUSE
IN APPOMATTOX, VIRGINIA
588
00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:49,494
ON APRIL 9th, 1865.
589
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,998
VERY GOOD, CATHY.
590
00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:53,464
VERY GOOD.
591
00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:56,335
OKAY. EXCELLENT.
592
00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:58,904
SO, WHO'S NEXT?
593
00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,071
I AM.
594
00:29:00,105 --> 00:29:03,041
OH. GOOD. KYLE.
595
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,417
THIS IS SHERMAN'S MARCH.
596
00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,854
THIS IS THEM
BURNING DOWN ATLANTA.
597
00:29:14,886 --> 00:29:17,323
AND WHAT'S THAT?
598
00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:19,490
THAT'S A CANNON.
599
00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:21,492
I MEAN,
NEXT TO THE CANNON.
600
00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:23,128
A TANK.
601
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,497
A TANK, KYLE?
602
00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:27,232
IT'S A SHERMAN TANK.
603
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,567
IT'S GENERAL SHERMAN.
SHERMAN'S MARCH, SHERMAN TANK.
604
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,871
HA.
605
00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:33,972
HUH, I DON'T THINK
606
00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:36,976
THE UNION ARMY
HAD TANKS, KYLE.
607
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,877
MY DAD HELPED ME WITH IT.
608
00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:41,913
I COULD BE WRONG.
609
00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,250
SHE MADE THE BED.
610
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:47,318
WHY WOULD SHE MAKE THE BED
IF SHE WAS PLANNING ON LEAPING?
611
00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:51,289
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE SHE WAS
JUST PUTTING HER HOUSE IN ORDER.
612
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,436
OOH.
613
00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:11,277
SHE WORE GLASSES.
614
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:12,211
SO?
615
00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:14,445
THOSE SUNGLASSES
HAVE A HEAVY PRESCRIPTION.
616
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,348
THERE WERE NO EYEGLASSES
AT THE CRIME SCENE.
617
00:30:17,383 --> 00:30:19,285
CONTACT LENSES?
618
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,153
I DON'T KNOW.
619
00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:25,191
LET'S FIND OUT, SHALL WE?
620
00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:28,094
THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT.
WHAT?
621
00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:30,028
THIS IS TRUDY'S TREE.
622
00:30:30,061 --> 00:30:31,998
SHE USED TO TALK ABOUT IT
ALL THE TIME.
623
00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:34,000
SHE SAID SHE USED
TO GET HERE EARLY
624
00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:35,934
AND SIT DOWN UNDER IT
625
00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:38,604
AND WRITE POEMS.
626
00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:40,439
POEMS ABOUT ME.
627
00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:43,142
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T MEET HER
UNTIL LATER.
628
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,076
SHE DIDN'T KNOW
THEY WERE ABOUT ME
629
00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:46,377
UNTIL WE MET.
630
00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:49,381
THAT'S WHAT SHE USED
TO SAY.
631
00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:50,548
MONK!
632
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:52,451
COME HERE.
633
00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:53,585
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD, HE WAS RIGHT.
634
00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:56,587
I WASN'T EXPECTING HIM,
AND HERE HE IS.
635
00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:59,191
YOU'RE JUST GONNA RUN AWAY?
ABSOLUTELY.
JOIN ME, WON'T YOU?
636
00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:01,227
YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!
637
00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:03,095
OH, YEAH, I CAN HIDE!
DON'T THINK I CAN'T HIDE!
638
00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:05,030
HE THINKS
I CAN'T HIDE.
639
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:08,599
HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHO HE'S MESSING WITH.
NOBODY HIDES LIKE YOU.
640
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:20,145
ADRIAN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
641
00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:22,548
THE CARROTS AND THE POTATOES
WERE TOUCHING.
642
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:25,050
WOULD YOU LIKE
SEPARATE PLATES?
OF COURSE I WOULD.
643
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,553
BENJY, GO GET MR. MONK
SEPARATE PLATES.
644
00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:30,021
OKAY.
645
00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,458
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
646
00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:35,560
[ RING ]
647
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,997
MOM SAYS YOU'RE HAVING
A TOUGH TIME AT SCHOOL.
648
00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,030
HUH?
649
00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,400
SOMETHING ABOUT A BULLY.
650
00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:43,035
JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING.
651
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,104
MOM SAYS HE WANTS
TO KICK YOUR ASS.
652
00:31:45,136 --> 00:31:47,272
NO. I MEAN, YES.
653
00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:49,674
REMEMBER JEFFREY APPELLA
KEPT BEATING ME UP
654
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,609
IN THE FIFTH GRADE?
655
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:53,945
YOU SAID IF I RAN AWAY
FROM HIM,
656
00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:55,681
I'D BE RUNNING AWAY
MY WHOLE LIFE.
657
00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:57,215
I SAID THAT?
658
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,650
I HIT HIM IN THE SIDE
ONE TIME,
659
00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:01,353
AND HE NEVER
BOTHERED ME AGAIN.
660
00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:02,954
YOU CAN'T BE AFRAID
OF EVERYTHING, MR. MONK.
661
00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,455
REALLY?
662
00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:06,258
ADRIAN.
663
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:09,095
REMEMBER BETH LANDOW'S
DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT?
664
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:11,196
WELL, IT WAS
WITH A DR. SEDLIK.
665
00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:14,732
SO I CALLED MY FRIEND MAUREEN
WHOSE ROOMMATE'S SISTER
666
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,403
KNOWS A NURSE
WHO WORKS FOR HIM.
667
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,371
AND?
668
00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:21,339
SHE PULLED HER FILE
FOR ME.
669
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,041
IS THAT ETHICAL?
670
00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,442
DO YOU CARE?
671
00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:28,146
NO. I THOUGHT I SHOULD ASK
'CAUSE THE KID'S HERE.
672
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,148
YOUR BASIC TENNIS BALL.
673
00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:33,285
IT COST ME $1.59
OF MY OWN MONEY, AMY.
674
00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:37,388
WE'RE ABOUT TO PUT THIS
IN SOME LIQUID NITROGEN.
675
00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:40,392
MR. MONK,
WAS YOUR HAND UP?
676
00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:43,261
NO. I HAVE
SOME QUESTIONS,
677
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,530
BUT NOT ABOUT
YOUR TENNIS BALL.
678
00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:57,709
AND WE JUST DEMONSTRATED
WHAT?
679
00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:00,479
THE ATOMIC REARRANGEMENT
OF...
680
00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:01,747
Class: AMORPHOUS SOLIDS.
681
00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:02,748
OH, VERY GOOD.
682
00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:05,683
Q.E.D.
THUS, IT IS PROVED.
683
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,286
[ BELL RINGS ]
684
00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,188
ALL RIGHT, PUT THE GOGGLES BACK
ON THE LAB SHELF.
685
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:12,057
AND REMEMBER NEXT THURSDAY
IS MIDTERMS, ALL RIGHT?
GOODBYE, MARSHA.
686
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,730
MR. MONK,
YOU HAD A QUESTION.
687
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,499
IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND.
688
00:33:20,531 --> 00:33:25,371
THAT'S WHAT TEACHERS DO.
SATISFY CURIOSITY.
689
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:28,507
DID YOU KNOW BETH LANDOW
WAS PREGNANT WHEN SHE DIED?
690
00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:30,776
NO.
691
00:33:30,808 --> 00:33:34,579
NO, I DIDN'T, BUT THAT WOULD
EXPLAIN WHY SHE JUMPED,
692
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,115
WOULDN'T IT?
693
00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:37,749
THE BABY'S FATHER,
WHOEVER HE WAS,
694
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:40,185
MUST'VE RUN OUT
ON HER, HUH?
695
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,721
YOU.
YOU WERE THE FATHER.
696
00:33:42,753 --> 00:33:44,423
[ CHUCKLES ]
697
00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:47,726
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU CAN'T
PROVE THAT, MR. MONK.
698
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:50,162
HER BODY'S
ALREADY BEEN CREMATED.
699
00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,697
WHAT DID SHE DO,
THREATEN TO TELL YOUR WIFE?
700
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,565
YOU WOULD'VE LOST
EVERYTHING --
701
00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,834
YOUR NEW JOB,
YOUR FAMILY...
702
00:33:55,866 --> 00:33:58,737
AGAIN, IMPOSSIBLE TO PROVE.
703
00:33:58,769 --> 00:34:01,207
I THINK YOU'RE FAILING
THIS COURSE, MR. MONK.
704
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,509
I THINK I'M DOING ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE A MOTIVE NOW.
705
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,477
WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO
A LITTLE BETTER THAN THAT,
706
00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:07,413
MR. MONK, BECAUSE YOU'RE
IN A SCIENCE CLASSROOM NOW.
707
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:09,280
AND WHEN YOU'RE
IN MY CLASSROOM,
708
00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:11,617
IF YOU HAVE A THEORY, YOU BETTER
HAVE SOME PROOF TO BACK IT UP.
709
00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:14,152
I WAS PROCTORING THE SAT TEST
WHEN THAT POOR GIRL DIED.
710
00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:18,356
I NEVER LEFT THE ROOM.
711
00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:22,293
OKAY?
712
00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:25,264
IF THAT MOUSE VANISHED,
713
00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:28,199
YOU COULD THINK
THAT THE SNAKE DID IT.
714
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,768
I MEAN, HE'S GOT MOTIVE,
HE'S HUNGRY.
715
00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:33,838
HE LIKES TO EAT MICE,
BUT HE'S IN A SEPARATE CAGE.
716
00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:36,807
THERE'S NO WAY THAT THE SNAKE
COULD'VE DONE IT.
717
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:39,644
IT IS ONE OF THE IMMUTABLE LAWS
OF PHYSICS, MR. MONK --
718
00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:44,081
NOTHING CAN BE IN TWO PLACES
AT THE SAME TIME.
719
00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:48,119
ANY THOUGHTS?
720
00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:53,391
I THINK THE SNAKE DID IT.
721
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,532
NO SIGN OF A STRUGGLE...
722
00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:02,900
HER JACKET FOLDED NEATLY...
HER SHOES WERE OVER THERE.
723
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,170
THE NOTE WAS IN HER POCKET,
724
00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:08,173
AND HE WAS
ACROSS THE CAMPUS.
725
00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:09,675
MAYBE HE HAD
AN ACCOMPLICE.
726
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,510
NO. HE'S TOO SMUG.
727
00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,579
HE'S ARROGANT.
728
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,681
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM
EARLIER TODAY.
729
00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:18,184
HE WAS --
HE WAS TAUNTING ME.
730
00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:22,688
HOW DID HE...
731
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:24,356
DO IT?
732
00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:28,360
ADRIAN, YOU'RE GOING
TO MAKE YOURSELF CRAZY.
733
00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:30,228
AAH.
734
00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,297
WHAT'S WRONG?
735
00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:33,632
I'M AFRAID.
736
00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:35,501
OKAY, WELL,
DON'T LOOK DOWN.
737
00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,802
NO, I'M AFRAID HE'S GOING
TO GET AWAY WITH IT.
738
00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:39,637
YOU'LL GET HIM.
739
00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:41,572
YOU ALWAYS DO.
740
00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:45,411
I THINK THIS GUY
IS SMARTER THAN ME.
741
00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:48,213
NOBODY'S SMARTER THAN YOU.
742
00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:50,481
COME ON. YOU'LL THINK
A LOT BETTER
743
00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:53,585
WHEN YOU'RE NOT SO HIGH UP.
744
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,597
ADRIAN.
745
00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:09,701
WHAT IS IT?
EYEGLASSES.
746
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:13,771
THEY'RE BETH LANDOW'S.
747
00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:14,840
STOTTLEMEYER CALLED.
748
00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:17,509
HE SAID THEY STILL HAVEN'T
BEEN ABLE TO LOCATE THEM.
749
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:19,577
ADRIAN, IF SHE JUMPED
FROM THE ROOF,
750
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:21,213
HOW'D THEY GET HERE?
751
00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:23,782
SEE, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
752
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,817
THANK YOU, BOSS.
753
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:29,288
HEY, PROFESSOR!
754
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,789
IT'S SHOWTIME.
755
00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:33,425
OH, MY GOD, KEEP WALKING.
756
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,793
IF HE CATCHES UP WITH US,
FALL TO THE GROUND,
757
00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:37,896
CURL UP IN A BALL,
AND PROTECT YOUR FACE.
758
00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:39,864
NO. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T.
759
00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:41,632
I CAN'T KEEP RUNNING.
BENJY WAS RIGHT.
760
00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:43,434
I CAN'T RUN AWAY
FROM EVERYTHING.
761
00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:44,936
YOU'RE GOING TO BE PICKING UP
YOUR TEETH
762
00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:46,637
WITH YOUR BROKEN FINGERS.
763
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:48,474
DID YOU HEAR THAT -- ABOUT
THE TEETH AND THE FINGERS?
764
00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,742
DO YOU WANT ME
TO CALL THE POLICE?
NO, I'VE GOT TO DO THIS.
765
00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:52,878
COME ON, COME ON.
766
00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:58,817
WHAT --
767
00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:00,018
[ CLOCK TOWER CHIMES ]
768
00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:01,586
YOU HEAR THAT, MR. MONK?
769
00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:03,655
IT'S 10:00 A.M.
770
00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:06,791
AT 10:05, YOU'RE GOING TO BE
WAKING UP IN AN EMERGENCY ROOM.
771
00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:08,025
NO!
WAIT.
772
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,027
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WAIT"?
WE'RE FIGHTING HERE!
773
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,597
CUT IT OUT FOR A MINUTE,
WILL YA? I'M THINKING HERE.
774
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,865
I'M THINKING, TOO. I'M THINKING
ABOUT PUNCHING YOUR LIGHTS OUT.
775
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:18,737
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
SHUT UP!
776
00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:21,340
[ CHIMING CONTINUES ]
777
00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:22,673
DID YOU SOLVE THE CASE?
778
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,277
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
779
00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:26,411
FOR WHAT?
780
00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:28,847
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU.
781
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,552
I'M GOING
TO GIVE YOUR BOY AN "A."
782
00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:35,521
REALLY?
783
00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:39,056
WELL, ALL RIGHT THEN.
784
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,358
SO...
785
00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:42,427
WHO WON HERE?
786
00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:51,969
MR. MONK.
787
00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:53,972
DEREK, I JUST WANTED TO STOP IN
AND SAY GOODBYE.
788
00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:56,507
THEY FOUND A FULL-TIME
REPLACEMENT FOR THE CLASS.
789
00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:59,445
SHE'S COMING IN TOMORROW.
790
00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,612
OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT,
MR. MONK.
791
00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:05,451
A GOOD TEACHER MERELY EXPLAINS.
A GREAT ONE INSPIRES.
792
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:07,318
I THINK YOU COULD HAVE BEEN
A GREAT TEACHER.
793
00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:09,820
WELL, I'LL STILL BE HERE.
I JUST WON'T BE TEACHING.
794
00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,989
OH, YES, YOUR HYPOTHETICAL
MURDER INVESTIGATION.
795
00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:12,923
HOW IS THAT GOING?
796
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,960
PRETTY WELL, ACTUALLY.
THANKS FOR ASKING.
797
00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:17,963
WE JUST GOT A BIG BREAK.
HER EYEGLASSES.
798
00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:20,632
EYEGLASSES.
799
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,467
BETH LANDOW ALWAYS
WORE GLASSES.
800
00:38:22,501 --> 00:38:24,369
SEEMS SHE WAS BLIND
WITHOUT THEM.
801
00:38:24,402 --> 00:38:27,405
BUT, UM, THEY WEREN'T
NEAR HER BODY
802
00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:28,806
OR ON THE ROOF.
803
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,510
WHERE ARE THEY,
DO YOU SUPPOSE?
804
00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:34,579
I DON'T KNOW.
805
00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:37,114
WE'LL FIND 'EM.
806
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:40,518
TOMORROW MORNING,
THERE WILL BE ABOUT
200 POLICE CADETS HERE
807
00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:42,887
SEARCHING EVERY SQUARE INCH
OF THE CAMPUS.
808
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,724
WE'LL FIND THEM,
AND WHEN WE DO,
809
00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:48,092
WE'LL --
810
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,496
WE'LL KNOW WHERE
BETH LANDOW WAS KILLED.
811
00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:54,865
GOOD LUCK.
812
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,869
YEAH, GOOD LUCK.
813
00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:54,659
Monk:
WORKING LATE, MR. PHILBY?
814
00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,427
WHAT'S GOING ON?
815
00:39:56,461 --> 00:39:59,697
MR. PHILBY, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE,
816
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,199
SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES.
817
00:40:01,231 --> 00:40:03,201
COME ON.
818
00:40:03,233 --> 00:40:05,103
THAT'S INSANE.
I TOLD YOU, I WAS...
819
00:40:05,135 --> 00:40:07,572
PROCTORING THE SATs
AT THE TIME.
820
00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:09,139
WE KNOW.
821
00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:11,610
IT TOOK ME FOREVER
TO FIGURE OUT
822
00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,478
HOW YOU PULLED IT OFF.
BUT THEN IT HIT ME --
823
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:18,817
YOU KILLED LANDOW
BEFORE THE TEST STARTED.
824
00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:20,719
YOU MET HER ON THE CLOCK
TOWER ROOF THAT MORNING
825
00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:23,954
AT ABOUT 8:00 --
20 MINUTES BEFORE THE TEST.
826
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:26,724
THEN YOU KILLED HER.
827
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,827
AND YOU CARRIED HER BODY
DOWN THE STAIRS
828
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,195
TO THE CLOCK ROOM.
829
00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:33,699
THIS WAS INSPIRED.
SHE FELL, ALL RIGHT...
830
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:36,467
BUT NOT FROM THE ROOF.
831
00:40:36,501 --> 00:40:39,804
SHE FELL FROM THE CLOCK.
832
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:43,608
YOU LAID HER BODY OUT
ON THE MINUTE HAND.
833
00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:45,577
IT WAS 8:15,
SO THE HAND WAS
834
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,077
PERFECTLY HORIZONTAL.
835
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,780
THE SATs WERE TO BEGIN
AT 8:20.
836
00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:51,550
YOU HAD FIVE MINUTES
837
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:52,951
TO GET BACK
TO THE CLASSROOM --
838
00:40:52,983 --> 00:40:54,519
PLENTY OF TIME.
839
00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:58,690
AND YOU LET GRAVITY
DO THE REST.
840
00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:02,092
IT WAS JUST LIKE ONE
OF YOUR SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS.
841
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,496
YOU TOOK A PRETTY
BIG RISK, PHILBY.
842
00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:06,864
HIDING THE BODY
IN PLAIN SIGHT.
843
00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,967
BUT IT WASN'T
SUCH A BAD BET.
844
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,202
THAT SIDE OF THE TOWER
FACED THE ATHLETIC FIELD,
845
00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:14,706
WHICH, ON A SATURDAY MORNING,
WAS COMPLETELY DESERTED.
846
00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:15,940
TICK-TOCK...
847
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:19,978
UNTIL 8:25, WHEN THE BODY
SLID OFF THE CLOCK
848
00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:21,913
AND LANDED ON YOUR CAR.
849
00:41:21,947 --> 00:41:23,914
YOU MADE SURE THAT THE ALARM
WAS ACTIVATED
850
00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:26,952
SO THAT EVERYONE WOULD KNOW
EXACTLY WHEN SHE FELL.
851
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:29,855
IT WAS A PERFECT ALIBI.
852
00:41:29,887 --> 00:41:31,922
THERE WAS ONLY ONE PROBLEM.
853
00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:36,661
THE GROUNDSKEEPER JUST
HAPPENED TO SEE YOU.
854
00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:38,929
BUT YOU TOOK CARE
OF HIM LATER.
855
00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:45,103
I TOLD YOU, MR. MONK,
A THEORY IS JUST THAT
UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME PROOF.
856
00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:47,838
IT'S TRUE.
I DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF.
857
00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:50,007
BUT YOU DO.
858
00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:52,242
IT'S IN YOUR HAND.
859
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:58,048
OH. I FOUND THESE
ON THE ROOF.
860
00:41:58,083 --> 00:42:00,184
I THINK THEY'RE BETH LANDOW'S.
I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THEM.
861
00:42:00,217 --> 00:42:02,086
YOU DIDN'T FIND THEM
ON THE ROOF.
862
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:03,855
YOU FOUND THEM
IN THE CLOCK ROOM
863
00:42:03,889 --> 00:42:07,726
UNDER THE GEAR BOX
BECAUSE I PUT THEM THERE
TWO HOURS AGO.
864
00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:11,028
ONLY BETH LANDOW'S KILLER
WOULD'VE KNOWN TO LOOK
FOR THEM THERE.
865
00:42:12,597 --> 00:42:16,134
Q.E.D.
QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM.
866
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,936
THUS, IT IS PROVED.
867
00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:32,182
I GUESS WE HAVE TO FIND
ANOTHER SCIENCE TEACHER.
868
00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:35,219
WELL, MAKE SURE
YOU CHECK THEIR REFERENCES.
869
00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:36,186
I WILL.
870
00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:37,956
WHAT WAS SHE LIKE?
871
00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:39,791
WHO?
TRUDY.
872
00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:42,226
SMART, QUIET,
DIDN'T DATE MUCH.
873
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,295
SAID SHE WAS WAITING
FOR THE RIGHT MAN,
874
00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:46,030
SAID SHE'D KNOW HIM
WHEN SHE MET HIM.
875
00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:47,833
SHE MET HIM.
876
00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:53,570
WHERE IS MR. MONK?
I'D LOVE TO THANK HIM.
HE'S WITH HER.
61345
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