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(woman)
SIDNEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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(Sidney)
OH, I DIDN'T TELL YOU?
I HAVE A LECTURE.
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ANOTHER LECTURE?
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GONNA HAVE YOU
ON THE FACULTY.
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I DON'T MIND.
IT'S GOOD TO GIVE BACK.
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YOU DON'T OWE THEM ANYTHING.
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JUST GAVE THEM A HALF-MILLION
DOLLARS LAST YEAR.
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THAT'S JUST WRITING
A CHECK.
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I WON'T BE LATE.
I'LL TRY NOT TO WAKE YOU.
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YOU CAN WAKE ME.
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GOOD NIGHT, MARIA.
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GOOD NIGHT, CAROLYN.
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HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING,
SIR.
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MRS. DANVERS.
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[door shuts]
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(man)
GOOD EVENING, SIR.
WE ALL SET?
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(Sidney)
YEAH, I THINK I'LL DRIVE MYSELF
TONIGHT.
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(man)
YOU WANT THE VOLVO?
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NO, I THINK I'LL TAKE
THE FORD.
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I'LL BRING IT AROUND.
THANK YOU.
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[car door shuts]
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[George Thorogood's
Bad To The Bone plays]
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* BAD TO THE BONE
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* BAD TO THE BONE
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* B-B-B-B-B-BAD
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* B-B-B-B-B-BAD
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* B-B-B-B-B-BAD
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* BAD TO THE BONE
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* I BROKE A THOUSAND HEARTS
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* BEFORE I MET YOU *
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[music stops]
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[woman laughs]
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(woman)
SO WHAT DID YOU THINK?
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(man)
OH, I HATE TO GO FIRST.
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TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT.
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I LIKED IT.
I LIKED IT TOO.
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(man)
I REALLY LIKED
THAT ACTRESS.
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WHAT WAS HER NAME AGAIN?
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(woman)
UH, JEAN SOMETHING.
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OKAY, WHERE'S MY CAR?
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(woman)
I THINK IT'S OVER THERE.
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GIMME YOUR WALLET!
AH!
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NOW!
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OKAY, EVERYTHING'S COOL.
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DON'T BE A HERO.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU--
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[woman shudders]
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[upbeat jazz music]
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*
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[street noise]
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[ATM beeps]
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[beeping]
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[door slams]
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS
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TO BE A SINGLE PARENT?
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UM, NO.
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MY PAYCHECK BOUNCED,
ADRIAN.
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THE LAMP.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
ABOUT IT?
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JUST HAVE TO SWEEP IT UP.
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NO, I AM TALKING ABOUT
THE MONEY!
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I THOUGHT LEO OTTERMAN PAID US.
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HE GAVE ME AN I.O.U.
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HE SAID HE WAS A LITTLE SHORT.
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NO N-N-NO.
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LEO OTTERMAN IS NOT
A LITTLE SHORT.
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WE JUST RECOVERED
ONE OF HIS PICASSO PAINTINGS
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THAT IS WORTH OVER $2 MILLION.
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HE SAID HE WASN'T LIQUID
OR WHATEVER.
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HE HAD SOME CASH FLOW THING.
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ADRIAN--
[door opens]
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THIS IS A BUSINESS
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WITH CLIENTS AND EXPENSES.
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I KNOW MONEY DOESN'T MATTER
ON PLANET MONK
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BUT I HAVE A KID THAT EXPECTS
THREE MEALS A DAY
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AND SOMETIMES GETS SICK.
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IF YOU MISS ANOTHER PAYCHECK,
I'M QUITTING.
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THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT,
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SO I'M GONNA SAY IT AGAIN.
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IF YOU MISS ONE MORE PAYCHECK,
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I'M QUITTING.
[phone rings]
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WOULD YOU HOLD THAT?
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HELLO?
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BETTER BE A JOB.
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[helicopter whirring]
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[sirens and chattering]
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NOW DON'T GIVE IN,
OKAY?
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A 10% RAISE ISN'T ASKING
FOR TOO MUCH.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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10%, YOU CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THAT.
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AND DON'T SOLVE ANYTHING
UNTIL THEY AGREE.
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AS SOON AS YOU TELL 'EM
WHO DID IT,
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WE LOSE OUR LEVERAGE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT--CAPTAIN!
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I SEE THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.
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(Stottlemeyer)
OH, YEAH.
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IT'S GONNA GET A LOT WORSE.
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CAPTAIN, ADRIAN WANTS TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT OUR FEE.
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THAT THE SHOOTER?
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YEAH, ARCHIE MODINE.
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HE'S AN EX-COP.
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HE WAS SECOND LIEUTENANT
IN PALO ALTO.
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I ALREADY CHECKED HIM OUT.
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HE'S A STRAIGHT-UP GOOD COP.
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NOW HE'S THE HEAD OF SECURITY
AT CK PHARMACEUTICALS.
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UH, CAPTAIN, ABOUT OUR FEE--
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SHARONA.
WE WANNA TALK--
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SHARONA, PLEASE.
WALK ME THROUGH IT.
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(Stottlemeyer)
IT'S PRETTY ROUTINE
UNTIL WE GET TO THE PUNCHLINE.
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MODINE AND HIS DATE
ARE WALKING TO THEIR CAR
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OVER HERE.
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THE PERP IS OVER HERE.
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THE PERP POPS OUT
WITH A KNIFE.
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MODINE PULLS OUT HIS PIECE,
.38 CALIBER--
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I ALREADY CALLED.
HE'S LICENSED.
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BANG, BANG, BANG,
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THREE IN THE CHEST.
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SO I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION.
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WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
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HERE COMES THE PUNCHLINE.
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OUR PERP IS SIDNEY TEAL.
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THE COMPUTER GUY?
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GET OUT OF TOWN.
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TAKE A LOOK.
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THAT'S WHAT $5 BILLION
LOOKS LIKE.
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GET OUT OF TOWN!
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(Monk)
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME
WAS HE DOING?
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I THINK MAYBE THAT THIS
IS HOW HE GOT HIS KICKS.
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THAT KIND OF MONEY CAN MAKE
A PERSON CRAZY.
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YEAH, I WOULDN'T KNOW.
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YEAH, RIGHT?
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ANYWAY, THAT'S MY THEORY.
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IF YOU'VE GOT A BETTER ONE,
I'D REALLY LIKE TO HEAR IT.
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WELL--
NO, NO.
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CAPTAIN, WE CAN'T START WORKING
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UNTIL WE TALK ABOUT OUR FEE.
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SHARONA, COULD YOU GIVE ME
A SECOND HERE?
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00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:02,956
YOU KNOW THIS
IS INSANE.
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YEAH, IT'S CRAZY.
IT GETS CRAZIER.
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00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:08,896
CHECK THIS OUT.
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00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,029
GUY'S WEARING KNEE PADS.
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KNEE PADS?
143
00:07:11,163 --> 00:07:12,632
YEAH, AND HE'S GOT ELBOW PADS.
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WAS HE PLANNING ON GOING
ROLLERBLADING AFTER?
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COMING OUT OF THE THEATER--
I LIVE RIGHT UP THERE.
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SIR, EXCUSE ME.
JUST STEP BACK.
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THANK YOU.
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SO YOU WERE COMING OUT
OF THE THEATER
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AND HEADING TOWARDS
YOUR CAR?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I HAD MY KEYS OUT
WHICH NOW I CAN'T FIND.
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EXCUSE ME, SIR.
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ARE THESE YOURS?
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YEAH.
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THAT'S GREAT, THANKS.
I APPRECIATE IT.
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(Disher)
MR. MODINE,
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
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HE CAME AT ME WITH
A KNIFE
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AND HE SAID SOMETHING.
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HE SAID, "DON'T BE A HERO."
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DON'T BE A HERO?
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YEAH.
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ANYWAY, I PULLED MY PIECE
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AND I GOT THREE ROUNDS OFF.
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GUESS HE DIDN'T REALIZE
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HE WAS MESSING WITH
THE SECOND LIEUTENANT.
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I JUST LIVE RIGHT UP HERE.
I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.
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HEY, LIEUTENANT,
IS THAT REALLY SIDNEY TEAL?
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I'M AFRAID SO.
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JEEZ.
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$500 A DAY
PLUS EXPENSES?
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WELL I THINK IT'S MORE
THAN FAIR.
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HE'S NEVER HAD A RAISE.
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I CAN'T AUTHORIZE AN INCREASE
LIKE THIS, SHARONA.
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00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,218
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THIS
DOWNTOWN.
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00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,954
TALK TO SHELLY BERGER,
YOUR PAL.
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00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,855
YEAH, YEAH,
THAT'S RIGHT.
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WE'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER.
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(woman)
CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
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I'D LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT
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AGAINST ONE OF YOUR COPS.
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EXCUSE ME?
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THERE WAS A COP STANDING
RIGHT OVER THERE
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WHO SAW THE ENTIRE THING.
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AFTER ARCHIE SHOT THE GUY,
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THE COP JUST TURNED
AND RAN AWAY.
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DID YOU GET A BADGE NUMBER?
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I'M AFRAID I DIDN'T.
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CAPTAIN--
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(male reporter)
CAPTAIN, DO YOU HAVE
A POLICY
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FOR A POLICE OFFICER
JUST TO FLEE LIKE THAT?
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I HAVE NO COMMENT
BECAUSE IT'S RIDICULOUS.
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THERE IS NOT AN OFFICER
ON THIS FORCE
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THAT WOULD RUN AWAY
FROM THE SCENE OF A CRIME.
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IT IS INCONCEIVABLE.
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(woman)
I KNOW WHAT I SAW.
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HE RAN AWAY!
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I SAW IT TOO.
HE RAN AWAY.
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CAPTAIN, WHY WOULD
AN OFFICER FLEE THE SCENE?
200
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ARE YOU COVERING SOMETHING UP?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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(Monk)
SPEED LIMIT'S 35.
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(Sharona)
I AM GOING 35.
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37--38 NOW.
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WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST
HOLD OUT FOR THE RAISE?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FOLDED
LIKE A CHEAP SUIT.
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TENT--FOR THE RECORD,
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I FOLDED LIKE
A CHEAP TENT.
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DID YOU CALL LEO OTTERMAN?
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00:09:02,274 --> 00:09:03,976
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO REACH HIM.
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00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:04,945
YIELD.
THE SIGN SAYS YIELD.
211
00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:07,014
OKAY, THERE'S NOBODY
THERE.
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00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,081
[squeaking sound]
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I MEAN YOU'RE THE BEST DETECTIVE
IN THE FREE WORLD
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00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,083
AND YOU CAN'T FIND
ONE DEADBEAT CLIENT?
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WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
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IT'S THE ALTERNATOR.
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00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,288
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE IT FIXED?
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[squeaking sound]
OH.
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OKAY, HERE'S PLAN B.
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WE ARE GONNA SOLVE THIS CASE
AS FAST AS WE CAN, OKAY?
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A BILLIONAIRE WITH TOO MUCH TIME
ON HIS HANDS WENT CRAZY.
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I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ABOUT THE KNEE PADS?
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NO-NO-NO-NO,
FORGET THE KNEE PADS.
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A BILLIONAIRE WENT CRAZY
AND THAT'S IT.
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00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,975
WE'RE GONNA TAKE SOME CREDIT
FOR IT THIS TIME,
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GET A LITTLE PUBLICITY,
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AND THEN I'M GONNA CALL
SHELDON BERGER
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IN THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
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AND DEMAND A 10% INCREASE.
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SPEAKING OF MONEY...
WHOA.
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(Sharona)
WE ARE IN THE WRONG BUSINESS.
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NOT JUST US.
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EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD
EXCEPT THIS GUY
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IS IN THE WRONG BUSINESS.
235
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WE'RE BUILDING A GUEST HOUSE
IN THE BACK YARD.
236
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET
WITH AN ARCHITECT TODAY.
237
00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:04,971
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID
INSTEAD?
238
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,139
I MADE FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS.
239
00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,308
I KNOW IT'S A TERRIBLE TIME,
MRS. TEAL.
240
00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:11,879
WE--
241
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,147
WE JUST HAVE A COUPLE
OF QUESTIONS.
242
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,984
YEAH, UM, THE POLICE THINK
243
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,251
THAT SIDNEY WAS HAVING
A MID-LIFE CRISIS.
244
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,120
THAT'S TRUE.
245
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,322
IT STARTED ABOUT
A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.
246
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,893
SIDNEY JUST CHANGED.
247
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,326
HE STARTED TRYING NEW THINGS,
248
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,395
CRAZY THINGS.
249
00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,331
RENTING MOTORCYCLES,
250
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,701
BUNGEE JUMPING,
251
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,034
SKYDIVING.
252
00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,336
HE SAID HE LOVED THE RUSH
OF IT.
253
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,971
HE LOVED THE RUSH?
254
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,975
WELL I USED TO SAY
I MARRIED BATMAN.
255
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:45,111
I NEVER IMAGINED
IN A MILLION YEARS
256
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,147
THAT HE'D DO ANYTHING
LIKE THIS.
257
00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:49,015
ROBBING SOMEONE WITH A KNIFE.
258
00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:52,019
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HE WAS THINKING.
259
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:52,720
(Sharona)
ADRIAN, ADRIAN,
260
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,922
BY SISTER HAS THIS SAME PAINTING
261
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:55,956
ON HER SHOWER CURTAIN.
262
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,256
HUH.
263
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,429
AND DID HE GO OUT OFTEN...
264
00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:05,032
AT NIGHT, ALONE?
265
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,767
THE POLICE ASKED ME
THAT SAME QUESTION.
266
00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:09,001
UM, RECENTLY
267
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,937
HE STARTED GOING OUT LATE
268
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,740
ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK.
269
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:14,908
HE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD EXCUSE.
270
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,943
I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT REALLY.
271
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,110
WHY DO YOU THINK
272
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,947
HE WAS WEARING KNEE PADS
LAST NIGHT?
273
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,750
I HAVE NO IDEA.
274
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,317
OH, I'M SORRY.
I MUST LOOK TERRIBLE.
275
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,120
OH, NO.
NO-NO-NO.
276
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,056
YOU LOOK FINE.
277
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,157
THANK YOU.
278
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,792
I JUST HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION.
279
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,193
WHEN DID YOUR HUSBAND
START WEARING EYE GLASSES?
280
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:37,029
ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO,
I GUESS.
281
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,164
WHY?
282
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,899
NO REASON.
283
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,303
WHY'D YOU ASK
ABOUT HIS GLASSES?
284
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:45,938
SO I COULD TELL WHICH
PHOTOGRAPHS
285
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,407
WERE THE MOST RECENT.
286
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,341
THERE WERE ABOUT 200 PICTURES
IN THAT ROOM.
287
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,010
THEY DOCUMENTED EVERYTHING.
288
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,078
AND?
289
00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,280
NO BUNGEE JUMPING.
NO SKYDIVING.
290
00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:55,982
THE MOST EXCITING THING
SIDNEY TEAL'S DONE
291
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,217
IN THE LAST TWO YEARS
IS GO TO DISNEYLAND.
292
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,220
NOT EXACTLY BATMAN.
293
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,154
THIS GUY, HE WAS--
294
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,923
WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE
OF BATMAN?
295
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,859
YOU ARE.
296
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,528
[engine sputters]
297
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,897
[sighs]
298
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,899
[engine struggling]
299
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,333
DAMN IT,
I HATE THIS CAR!
300
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:15,969
DAMN IT! DAMN IT!
DAMN IT!
301
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,772
WHY DON'T YOU TRY SAYING
"DAMN IT" A FEW MORE TIMES?
302
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,273
THAT MIGHT HELP.
303
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:23,176
(Monk)
AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED
FOR MR. TEAL?
304
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,311
SEVEN YEARS.
305
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,412
WHO AM I TALKING TO?
306
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,913
OH, I'M NOT A COP.
307
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:27,914
I KNEW THAT.
308
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,548
COPS TAKE CARE
OF THEIR CARS.
309
00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:30,984
(Sharona)
HE'S A PRIVATE CONSULTANT.
310
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,019
THE POLICE CALL HIM IN
WHENEVER THEY'RE STUMPED.
311
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,086
OH, YEAH?
312
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,088
WELL JOIN THE CLUB.
I'M STUMPED TO.
313
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,924
COULD YOU HOLD THAT?
314
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:38,926
EXCUSE ME.
315
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,961
COULD YOU HOLD THAT
FOR A SEC?
316
00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:46,099
SO DO YOU BELIEVE
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING,
317
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:49,101
THAT MR. TEAL HAD
A DARK SIDE?
318
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,136
A SECRET LIFE?
319
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,938
MR. TEAL DIDN'T HAVE A LIFE
320
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,274
EXCEPT FOR HIS COMPUTERS.
321
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,808
BOY SCOUTS USED TO LAUGH
AT HIM.
322
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,044
YOU KNOW HE DIDN'T DRINK,
HE DIDN'T SMOKE.
323
00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,145
HE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME
START THE CAR
324
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:01,014
UNTIL WE BOTH BUCKLED UP.
325
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,481
DID HE HAVE MUCH
OF A TEMPER?
326
00:13:02,514 --> 00:13:04,985
HMM, NAW.
327
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,120
MR. TEAL--HE WAS A PUSSYCAT.
328
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,520
HERE'S AN EXAMPLE.
329
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:11,024
LAST YEAR, THERE WAS
A BREAK-IN DOWN THE STREET.
330
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:14,126
MR. TEAL BOUGHT A GUN
FOR PROTECTION.
331
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,895
WAIT A MINUTE.
HE OWNED A GUN?
332
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,496
HE OWNED IT,
BUT HE NEVER USED IT.
333
00:13:17,529 --> 00:13:19,532
I DROVE HIM TO THE PRACTICE
RANGE.
334
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,900
HE COULDN'T EVEN PULL
THE TRIGGER.
335
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:21,902
HE JUST FROZE UP.
336
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,071
SO, UH...
337
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,940
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
LAST NIGHT?
338
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,009
MUSTA BEEN HYPNOTIZED,
MOST I COULD FIGURE OUT.
339
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,177
THAT CAN MAKE SENSE.
340
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,078
NO, YOU CAN'T HYPNOTIZE
SOMEONE.
341
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,613
TO DO SOMETHING THEY WOULDN'T
ORDINARILY DO.
342
00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:35,182
WHAT ABOUT MRS. TEAL?
343
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,017
WOULD YOU SAY
SHE WAS A PUSSYCAT?
344
00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:38,384
NO, SHE'S MORE LIKE
A TIGER.
345
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,019
BUT I NEVER WORKED FOR HER.
346
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:41,488
I WORKED FOR HIM.
SHE MADE THAT CLEAR.
347
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:45,225
LOOK, TRUTH IS I'LL BE OUT
OF A JOB SOON,
348
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,995
SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR A DRIVER, LET ME KNOW.
349
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,962
HEY, IS HE A GOOD BOSS?
350
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,131
WELL, MY LAST PAYCHECK BOUNCED,
351
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,633
I CAN'T TAKE A VACATION
352
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:55,001
BECAUSE HE CAN'T LIVE
WITHOUT ME,
353
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,970
AND TWO NIGHTS AGO
354
00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,874
HE CALLED ME AT 4:00 AM
BECAUSE HE SAW A COCKROACH.
355
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,408
IT WAS PRETTY BIG.
356
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,412
TRY IT NOW.
357
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:10,216
[engine starts]
358
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,985
THAT SHOULD BE ALL RIGHT
FOR A WHILE.
359
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,120
WHAT DO WE OWE YOU?
360
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:16,822
YOU WANT TO THANK ME?
361
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:19,225
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY BOSS.
362
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,094
YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY.
363
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,562
MR. TEAL HAD IT ALL:
364
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,164
MORE MONEY THAN GOD,
365
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,067
A BEAUTIFUL WIFE,
366
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,537
BUT HE WAS THE LONELIEST MAN
IN THE WORLD.
367
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,472
I WAS THE CHAUFFER
AND I FELT SORRY FOR HIM.
368
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,575
(Sharona)
YOU FELT SORRY FOR YOUR BOSS?
369
00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:37,110
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
WHAT THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE.
370
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,446
GET IN THE CAR.
371
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,114
I'M GONNA DO WHAT I CAN.
372
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:53,092
THANK YOU.
373
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:53,961
CAP'N.
374
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,096
YOU JUST MISSED
THE DEPUTY COMMISSIONER.
375
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,463
GUESS WHAT HE WANTED
TO TALK ABOUT?
376
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,099
MURDER RATES SPIKING?
377
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,067
THE SIDNEY TEAL INVESTIGATION?
378
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,601
NO, ALL HE WANTED TO KNOW
379
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:04,403
WAS WHAT WE'RE GOING
ABOUT THE RUNAWAY COP.
380
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,005
(Disher)
"FRAIDY COP."
381
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,042
EXCUSE ME?
382
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,010
THAT'S WHAT
THEY'RE CALLING HIM.
383
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,178
WE SORT OF PIECED TOGETHER
384
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,645
THE ROUTE HE TOOK.
385
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,081
I DON'T KNOW.
386
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,384
OKAY.
387
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,153
AFTER THE SHOOTING,
THREE PEOPLE SAW HIM
388
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,489
RUNNING WEST TOWARDS
THE PARK HERE.
389
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:26,125
AND ON 19TH HERE,
HE FLAGGED DOWN A TAXI.
390
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,059
HE TOOK A TAXI?
391
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,095
YEAH, IT GETS WORSE.
392
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,096
HE THREW UP
IN THE BACK SEAT.
393
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,465
BUT WE DID GET HIS BLOOD TYPE
FROM THE VOMIT.
394
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,302
THE TAXI THEN DROPPED HIM OFF
395
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,470
AT A BAR UP ON GEARY STREET
396
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:38,605
THERE,
397
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,273
WHERE HE SAT IN A BOOTH
AT THE BACK,
398
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,142
APPARENTLY DRINKING BOURBON
AND CRYING.
399
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:44,443
HE WAS CRYING?
OH, DEAR LORD.
400
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,611
ABOUT MIDNIGHT,
401
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,614
AN OLDER WOMAN
IN A BROWN STATION WAGON
402
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,249
WAS SEEN PICKING HIM UP,
403
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,552
POSSIBLY HIS MOTHER.
404
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,287
HE CALLED HIS MOM?
405
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,255
YEAH.
406
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,756
WELL THAT SON OF A BITCH
BETTER HOPE
407
00:15:57,789 --> 00:15:59,959
I DON'T FIND HIM FIRST.
408
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,066
(woman)
WHY DON'T YOU PUT THOSE
409
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,100
UM, OVER THERE.
410
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,336
THANK YOU.
411
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,705
HE CERTAINLY HAD
A LOT OF FRIENDS.
412
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,140
IT'S BEEN OVERWHELMING.
413
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:17,376
THESE ARE FROM BILL GATES.
414
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,111
THOSE ARE FROM THE GOVERNOR.
415
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,715
AND LOOK AT ALL THESE LETTERS.
416
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,417
EXCUSE ME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
417
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,552
THIS ONE WAS STICKING UP.
418
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,688
YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.
419
00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:32,091
HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED
FOR MR. TEAL?
420
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,460
I WAS WITH HIM
FROM THE BEGINNING,
421
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,726
THE VERY BEGINNING,
422
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,163
WHEN HE WAS WORKING
OUT OF HIS GARAGE.
423
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,798
HE WAS PROBABLY HAPPIER
THERE.
424
00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:41,801
WE ONLY HAD TWO PHONE LINES.
425
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:47,506
WE HAD TO FILL
ALL THE ORDERS OURSELVES.
426
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:48,807
THAT'S HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
427
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,710
YOU CAN HAVE ONE.
428
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,379
SIDNEY LOVED SIGNING THEM
429
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,547
FOR PEOPLE.
430
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,182
NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
431
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,051
I MADE THAT ONE TOO SHORT,
432
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,153
SO NOW I HAVE TO CUT
THE OTHERS,
433
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,553
MAKE 'EM ALL EVEN.
434
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,090
I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND.
435
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,092
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU TALKED TO MR. TEAL?
436
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,558
THAT EVENING.
437
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,161
HE CALLED ON HIS WAY HOME
438
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,261
TO ASK ABOUT TONY BENNETT.
439
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,397
NOT THE SINGER TONY BENNETT?
440
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,133
MIRA'S A BIG FAN.
441
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,468
SIDNEY WAS TAKING HER
TO VEGAS TO SEE HIS SHOW.
442
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,336
HE WAS ARRANGING
FOR TONY BENNETT
443
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,471
TO MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT.
444
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,739
WOW, TONY BENNETT.
445
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,441
(woman)
HE WAS GOING TO SURPRISE HER.
446
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:24,310
HE LOVED DOING THAT.
447
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,378
MRS. BUTTERWORTH,
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
448
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,414
WHAT SIDNEY TEAL WAS DOING
IN THAT PARKING LOT?
449
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,150
NO.
450
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:31,417
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
IT HAPPENED.
451
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,752
I'M STILL IN DENIAL.
452
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,787
MUGGING SOMEBODY FOR WHAT,
453
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,423
MAYBE $40?
454
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,458
WELL MAYBE HE WENT CRAZY.
455
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,126
DO YOU THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE,
MR. MONK?
456
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,162
FOR A MAN TO BE NORMAL
ONE DAY
457
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:43,430
AND THEN SUDDENLY GO CRAZY?
458
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,664
YES.
459
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,835
I MEANT THE...
460
00:17:53,905 --> 00:17:56,242
(Sharona)
THIS IS THE FIFTH STORE,
ADRIAN.
461
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,444
(Monk)
I HAVE A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS PLACE.
462
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,847
[Sharona sighs]
463
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,782
OH, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
464
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:07,453
NO, THE OTHER ONE WAS SILVER
AND IT SWIVELED.
465
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,887
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY
THE EXACT SAME LAMP.
466
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,123
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
467
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,590
YOU COULD BUY
A DIFFERENT LAMP.
468
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:12,692
DIFFERENT LAMP?
469
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:13,859
YEAH--ADRIAN,
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
470
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:14,894
THIS IS GREAT.
471
00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:15,894
YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT SILVER.
472
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,297
THE OTHER ONE
WAS SILVER.
473
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:18,330
IT'S JUST A LAMP.
474
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,598
IF YOU WERE BLINDFOLDED
475
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,833
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE.
476
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,135
IF I WAS BLINDFOLDED,
WHY WOULD I NEED A LAMP?
477
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,537
OKAY, THAT WAS A BAD EXAMPLE.
478
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,239
LOOK, THEY'RE ALL BASICALLY
THE SAME.
479
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,839
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
THIS IS GREAT.
480
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,709
BUT IT DOESN'T SWIVEL.
481
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,211
THE OTHER ONE SWIVELED.
482
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:33,913
I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY
SOMETHING DIFFERENT
483
00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:34,947
FOR A CHANGE.
484
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,151
PROBABLY DON'T EVEN MAKE
YOUR STUPID LAMP ANYMORE.
485
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,586
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
486
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,653
MAYBE IT'S BEEN DISCONTINUED.
487
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,623
DISCONTINUED?
488
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,224
[door chimes ring]
489
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,826
WHY DON'T YOU BUY A LAMP
FACTORY AND MAKE YOUR OWN?
490
00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:48,861
IT'LL ONLY COST YOU $500,000
491
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,863
BUT AT LEAST YOU'D HAVE
YOUR PRECIOUS LAMP.
492
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,500
THERE IT IS.
493
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,234
THIS IS IT.
494
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,935
YOU'RE BUYING THREE?
495
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,573
TWO ARE BACK-UPS.
496
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,741
WHY DON'T YOU FILL OUT
AN APPLICATION?
497
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,810
MAYBE I WILL.
498
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,712
$95.75.
499
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,884
WOULD YOU MIND?
I'LL PAY YOU BACK.
500
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:12,919
WHERE'S YOUR WALLET?
501
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,622
I'M HAVING IT, YOU KNOW,
BUFFED.
502
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:16,788
[sighs]
503
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,391
LOOK AT THAT FACE.
504
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:21,193
THERE IS NO WAY THIS GUY
WALKED ON THE WILD SIDE.
505
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,394
NO WAY.
506
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,798
I DON'T KNOW.
PEOPLE SURPRISE YOU.
507
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,901
YOU KNOW, WHEN WE WERE
IN HIS OFFICE,
508
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,702
I SAW SOME FLOWERS FROM
HIS OLD FRATERNITY,
509
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,672
PHI BETA TAU.
510
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:34,307
I USED TO DATE A GUY
FROM THAT FRAT.
511
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,242
HE WAS PRETTY INTENSE.
512
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,809
HE TOLD ME ABOUT TWO GUYS
513
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,279
WHO ALMOST DIED DURING
INITIATION.
514
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,315
THERE WAS, LIKE,
THESE SECRET CEREMONIES,
515
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,983
SOME WEIRD HANDSHAKES.
516
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,819
LOOK WHO I'M TALKING TO
ABOUT WEIRD HANDSHAKES.
517
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,954
EXCUSE ME,
IT'S DECLINED.
518
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,624
WE ACCEPT CASH.
519
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:53,925
ADRIAN, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
520
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,327
IT IS JUST UNACCEPTABLE.
521
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,628
YOU HAVE TO PAY ME.
522
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,432
DID YOU TRY CALLING
LEO OTTERMAN AGAIN, HUH?
523
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,470
DID YOU?
524
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:04,871
WHAT'S WRONG?
525
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,506
ON HIS KEYCHAIN,
526
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,942
HE HAD AN INSIGNIA
"PHI BETA TAU."
527
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,544
WHAT--WHO DID?
528
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:12,912
THE GUY--
529
00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:14,980
THE GUY WHO SHOT TEAL.
530
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,415
ARCHIE MODINE.
531
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,550
THEY WERE IN THE SAME
FRATERNITY.
532
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,652
OH, MY GOD.
533
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:20,653
WHAT?
534
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,623
THEY KNEW EACH OTHER.
535
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,992
THIS WAS A LOT MORE ENJOYABLE
536
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,894
WHEN I WAS ON THAT SIDE
OF THE TABLE.
537
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,964
(Stottlemeyer)
YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT SIDE
OF THE TABLE, MODINE.
538
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:33,766
LOOK, CAPTAIN,
539
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,634
I'M NOT LAWYERING UP HERE,
AM I?
540
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:36,969
I'M TALKING TO YOU.
541
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,938
RIGHT, I SCREWED UP.
I ADMITTED IT.
542
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,673
OH, YEAH, HE SCREWED UP.
543
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:41,874
[sighs]
544
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,942
I WITHHELD INFORMATION.
545
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,978
I FILED A FALSE REPORT.
546
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,947
ALL RIGHT, I--
I KNEW THE GUY.
547
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,750
YEAH, WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU
TELL US THAT BEFORE?
548
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:53,920
I WAS PROTECTING...
549
00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:54,987
A FRIEND.
550
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,923
MRS. TEAL.
551
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,490
THAT'S RIGHT.
552
00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,925
I MEAN, I JUST DIDN'T WANT
553
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:00,992
TO DRAG HER IN
TO ALL THIS.
554
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,028
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT.
555
00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:08,335
MAYBE NOT.
556
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:09,902
I JUST DIDN'T THINK
ANYBODY WOULD CONNECT US.
557
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,002
I MEAN, HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?
558
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:14,973
WE HAD A LITTLE HELP.
559
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,509
SIDNEY TEAL WAS TWO YEARS
AHEAD OF ME AT CAL STATE.
560
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,877
WE WERE IN THE SAME FRAT
561
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,046
BUT I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HIM.
562
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:21,681
HOW'D YOU MEET HIS WIFE?
563
00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:23,782
FUNDRAISER FOR THE COLLEGE,
YOU KNOW?
564
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,317
SIDNEY WAS IN THE SPOTLIGHT
565
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:28,555
BUT MY INTEREST WAS MORE
IN MIRA.
566
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,923
AND AS THE KIDS SAY,
WE HOOKED UP.
567
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,924
IT WAS A FLING.
568
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,861
I MEAN, I HARDLY
REMEMBER IT.
569
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,363
BUT TEAL MUST'VE FOUND OUT
570
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:37,663
AND, YOU KNOW--
571
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,897
AW, COME ON, CAPTAIN.
572
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,098
HE CAME AT ME WITH A KNIFE.
573
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,433
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
574
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,873
SIDNEY TEAL DID NOT SUFFER
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
575
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:48,106
THE INCIDENT ON HARRISON PLACE
576
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,875
WAS IN FACT A CRIME
OF PASSION.
577
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,912
WE BELIEVE THAT MR. TEAL
WAS IN FACT
578
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:54,980
TRYING TO MURDER MR. MODINE,
579
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,982
WHO WAS LINKED ROMANTICALLY
AT ONE TIME
580
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,050
WITH MR. TEAL'S WIFE,
MIRA.
581
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,920
OVER THE NEXT TEN DAYS
582
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:02,821
THE DA'S OFFICE IS GOING
TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT
583
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,723
THEY WANT TO PRESS CHARGES
AGAINST MR. MODINE
584
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:05,924
FOR FILING A FALSE REPORT.
585
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,493
ANY QUESTIONS?
PETE?
586
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,895
CAPTAIN, IS THERE ANY NEWS
ON FRAIDY COP?
587
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,130
[reporters shouting]
588
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,632
NO COMMENT.
589
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:13,932
CAPTAIN, THERE'S A STORY
IN TODAY'S TRIBUNE
590
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:14,967
THAT SAYS
THE DEPARTMENT KNOWS
591
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,134
THE IDENTITY OF FRAIDY COP
592
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,804
BUT IS REFUSING TO RELEASE IT.
593
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,571
(female reporter)
IS THAT TRUE, CAPTAIN?
594
00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:21,907
[reporters talking
over each other]
595
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,776
NO COMMENT.
596
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,778
[reporters shouting]
597
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:27,846
ALL RIGHT--HEY, HEY!
598
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,815
HANG ON.
599
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,982
I HAVE ANOTHER STATEMENT.
HERE IT IS.
600
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,984
THE NEXT REPORTER
THAT ASKS ME
601
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,820
ABOUT THIS SO-CALLED
FRAIDY COP
602
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,756
IS GOING TO BE BANNED
FROM ALL PRESS CONFERENCES
603
00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:38,924
FOR A YEAR.
604
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,993
[reporters shouting]
605
00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,963
HERE'S OUR INVOICE
FOR THE TEAL CASE.
606
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,833
WE'D LIKE TO GET PAID.
607
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,134
(Disher)
DON'T YOU USUALLY
JUST MAIL THIS IN?
608
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:49,134
WE'RE IN A RUSH.
609
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:50,636
AND A LITTLE SHORT, HUH?
610
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,439
YEAH?
SO ARE YOU.
611
00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:53,640
JUST INITIAL IT WHERE
IT SAYS
612
00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:56,008
"JOB COMPLETED TO SATISFACTION"
PLEASE.
613
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,544
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
614
00:22:57,576 --> 00:22:58,545
IT'S NOT OVER.
615
00:22:58,577 --> 00:22:59,546
N-N-NO-NO.
616
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,180
DON'T DO THIS.
THE CASE IS CLOSED.
617
00:23:01,212 --> 00:23:02,882
YOU HEARD THE PRESS CONFERENCE.
618
00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:04,550
(Monk)
HE OWNED A GUN.
619
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:05,551
WHO DID?
620
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:06,618
SIDNEY TEAL.
621
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:07,619
IF HE WANTED TO KILL
ARCHIE MODINE
622
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:08,621
IN THAT PARKING LOT,
623
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:09,756
WHY DIDN'T HE BRING
THE GUN?
624
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:10,757
I DON'T KNOW.
HE BROUGHT A KNIFE.
625
00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:12,191
IT WASN'T A VERY BIG KNIFE--
626
00:23:12,223 --> 00:23:14,125
ONLY HAD A FOUR-INCH BLADE.
627
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,028
AND I DON'T THINK TEAL KNEW
ABOUT THAT AFFAIR.
628
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,431
HE WAS PLANNING A ROMANTIC
GETAWAY WITH HIS WIFE, REMEMBER?
629
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:21,768
LOOK, WE NEED TO GET PAID.
I NEED CASH.
630
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,936
THE STORES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
INSIST ON MONEY.
631
00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:32,177
I'M SORRY.
632
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,547
I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
633
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,015
I CAN'T.
634
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,884
THERE'S MORE TO IT.
635
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,986
IF YOU DON'T SUBMIT
THAT INVOICE,
636
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,953
I'M QUITTING.
637
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,855
NOW I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
UNTIL THREE.
638
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,592
NO, NOT 3:00!
639
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,759
I'M COUNTING TO THREE.
640
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:48,795
[sighs]
641
00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:49,929
ONE...
642
00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:53,566
TWO...
643
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:58,003
THREE.
644
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,472
CALL ME THE MINUTE
YOU GROW UP.
645
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,784
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
646
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,786
I DON'T KNOW.
647
00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:17,256
NO, TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
648
00:24:17,288 --> 00:24:18,924
I CAN'T DO THAT.
649
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,926
WELL...
650
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,127
CAN YOU FIND SOMEBODY
651
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,063
WHO WILL TELL ME
WHAT TO DO?
652
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,869
[car horn honks]
653
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,939
[tires squeal]
654
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:36,976
[distant siren wailing]
655
00:24:59,030 --> 00:24:59,965
[gunshot]
656
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,634
AAH!
657
00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:14,681
[tires squealing]
658
00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:16,982
(male radio deejay #1)
SO D-MAN, THIS FRAIDY COP
SITUATION.
659
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,250
IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.
660
00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:20,185
THE SAN FRANCISCO PD
JUST BOUGHT
661
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,954
A BUNCH OF NEW SQUAD CARS
THAT ONLY GO IN REVERSE.
662
00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:24,056
(male radio deejay #2)
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD?
663
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:26,692
EVERY OFFICER IS BEING ISSUED
SOME NEW EQUIPMENT:
664
00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:28,627
A WHITE FLAG AND A DIAPER!
665
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:29,828
BUT THEY BETTER DO IT
UP TIGHT
666
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:33,932
BECAUSE THERE'S A COLD SNAP
COMING!
667
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,737
A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING.
668
00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:39,038
DO THEY HAVE ANY LEADS?
669
00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:40,138
NOTHING ON THE BULLETS.
670
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:42,909
THEY FOUND THE CAR
A FEW BLOCKS AWAY.
671
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:46,311
STOLEN, 100% CLEAN
OF PRINTS.
672
00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:49,048
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T SEEM
VERY UPSET.
673
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,917
WELL IT MEANS I'M MAKING
SOMEONE VERY UNEASY
674
00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,185
AND THAT'S NOT SUCH
A BAD THING.
675
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,855
WELL, SHARONA MUST'VE BEEN
TERRIFIED.
676
00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,758
SHE QUIT.
677
00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:01,160
WE HAD AN ARGUMENT
ABOUT MONEY.
678
00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:04,063
SHE TOOK A JOB AT A LAMP STORE
ON PROSPECT STREET.
679
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:07,232
SHE'D RATHER SELL LAMPS
THAN WORK FOR ME.
680
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:09,268
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
681
00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:13,071
TWO WEEKS AGO,
SHE BOUGHT ME THIS MUG,
682
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:15,173
SAID "WORLD'S GREATEST BOSS."
683
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:16,307
ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DO THAT--
684
00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:19,244
BUY SOMEONE A MUG
AND THEN JUST QUIT?
685
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:24,115
I DON'T THINK MUGS
ARE LEGALLY BINDING, ADRIAN.
686
00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:25,384
I NEVER HAD
TO THINK ABOUT MONEY.
687
00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:27,619
TRUDY USED TO PAY
ALL THE BILLS.
688
00:26:27,653 --> 00:26:29,821
WHILE WE'RE ON THAT SUBJECT,
689
00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:32,391
THERE IS SOMETHING
THAT I HAVE TO SAY.
690
00:26:32,423 --> 00:26:35,694
OH...NOW, YOU SEE,
THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
691
00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:36,962
WELL, NO.
692
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:40,132
THE--THE FACT IS THAT, UM...
693
00:26:40,165 --> 00:26:42,902
SEE, I HAVEN'T BEEN PAID
FOR THE PAST NINE WEEKS.
694
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:43,903
NINE SESSIONS.
695
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,837
NOW THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
696
00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:46,873
OH, MY GOD.
697
00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:48,307
YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME TOO.
698
00:26:48,339 --> 00:26:49,642
NO, NO, NO.
699
00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:50,977
I DID NOT SAY THAT,
ADRIAN.
700
00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:52,411
I'M GONNA BE ALL ALONE.
701
00:26:52,443 --> 00:26:54,980
WHAT A TIME TO BE ME.
702
00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:55,948
ADRIAN, I PROMISE YOU
703
00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:57,415
NO ONE IS LEAVING YOU.
704
00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,419
SHARONA DID.
705
00:27:00,451 --> 00:27:01,953
ARE--ARE YOU OKAY?
706
00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:04,289
I HATE OWING YOU MONEY.
707
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,092
I JUST--I JUST HATE IT.
708
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:09,895
LISTEN...
709
00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:12,999
UNTIL--UNTIL WE GET SQUARED
AWAY,
710
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,734
I'M GONNA HAVE TO START
SEEING YOU TWICE A WEEK.
711
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,684
UH, EXCUSE ME, MISS,
712
00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:34,019
WE'RE CLOSING.
713
00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:35,020
NOW?
714
00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:36,355
THAT'S RIGHT.
715
00:27:36,387 --> 00:27:37,723
WHAT FOR?
716
00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:38,857
IT'S A HOLIDAY.
717
00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:41,059
WHAT HOLIDAY?
718
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:42,894
IT'S LAMP DAY.
719
00:28:00,278 --> 00:28:02,280
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
720
00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,885
I BOUGHT A LAMP.
721
00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:09,955
THREE, ACTUALLY.
722
00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:22,468
[car horn honks]
723
00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:45,857
(woman)
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO BUY
THE BOOK.
724
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,159
DID HE REALLY MENTION ME?
725
00:28:47,192 --> 00:28:48,394
DRINK YOUR MILK.
726
00:28:48,426 --> 00:28:51,029
YEAH, IT WAS JUST ONE LINE
IN CHAPTER THREE.
727
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,999
HE SAID HE LOVES YOU.
728
00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,500
PSHH, I'M SURPRISED HE EVEN
REMEMBERS ME.
729
00:28:55,534 --> 00:29:00,372
WE ONLY DATED, LIKE,
TWO OR THREE TIMES.
730
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,874
SIDNEY WAS A JUNIOR.
731
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:02,942
YOU KNOW YOU COULD ALREADY TELL
732
00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:05,010
THAT HE WAS GONNA
BE RICH AND FAMOUS.
733
00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:06,945
THE GUY WAS A GENIUS.
734
00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:09,048
I SHOULD'VE MARRIED
THE SCHLUB.
735
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,148
OH, W-W-WAIT.
736
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,417
HOLD ON ONE SEC.
737
00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,854
HE WAS A JUNIOR--
738
00:29:14,886 --> 00:29:15,855
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
739
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:16,989
YEAH?
740
00:29:17,022 --> 00:29:18,523
IS THIS YOUR FIRST CASE?
741
00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,192
UH, NO.
742
00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:23,328
BUT I USUALLY WORK
WITH A PARTNER.
743
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,269
I'M LOOKING FOR KELLY STREET.
744
00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:32,904
OH, KELLY'S NOT HOME.
I'M HER SISTER BONNIE.
745
00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:34,073
AH, MY NAME--
746
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,974
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
COME ON IN.
747
00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:39,545
THANK YOU.
748
00:29:39,577 --> 00:29:42,448
KELLY SHOULD BE BACK
ANY MINUTE.
749
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,450
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
750
00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:47,586
WE HAVE HI-C OR GRAPE JUICE.
751
00:29:47,618 --> 00:29:50,221
OH, HOW ABOUT
SOME HOMEMADE APPLESAUCE?
752
00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:54,160
NO, I'M FINE.
I'M JUST PERFECT.
753
00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:57,063
SO, YOU SAY YOUR WIFE
WAS A WRITER.
754
00:29:57,096 --> 00:30:00,231
YEAH, SHE WAS A COLUMNIST
FOR THE EXAMINER.
755
00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,567
SHE DIED FOUR YEARS AGO.
SHE WAS MURDERED.
756
00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:05,104
OH, DEAR, WHAT'S THE WORLD
COMING TO?
757
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:06,238
I DON'T KNOW, MA'AM.
758
00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:08,007
I ASK MYSELF THAT
EVERY DAY.
759
00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:12,243
THIS--THIS WAS FROM
HER APPOINTMENT BOOK.
760
00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:14,946
SEE, THIS WAS HER LAST ENTRY.
761
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,083
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT 530 KELLY STREET
762
00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:18,349
WAS AN ADDRESS.
763
00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:20,920
BUT THEN THIS MORNING,
IT HIT ME.
764
00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:22,922
IT'S A NAME.
"KELLY STREET."
765
00:30:22,954 --> 00:30:24,423
HER REAL NAME'S KATRINA.
766
00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:27,026
I WAS THE FIRST ONE
TO CALL HER KELLY.
767
00:30:27,058 --> 00:30:30,061
RIGHT, AND THE 530
IS NOT A HOUSE NUMBER.
768
00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:32,498
IT MEANS HALF PAST FIVE,
OF COURSE.
769
00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:35,166
SO TRUDY MUST'VE BEEN PLANNING
TO MEET YOUR SISTER
770
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:36,868
ON THAT DAY.
771
00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:39,105
SOMETHING ABOUT
A MR. SIMON, YOU SEE?
772
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:41,507
WHO--WHO IS THAT?
773
00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:43,041
IS THAT A FRIEND
OF THE FAMILY?
774
00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:45,044
MR. SIMON WAS HER DOG.
775
00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:46,377
DOG--
776
00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:48,881
WHEN MR. SIMON PASSED AWAY
AND DIED,
777
00:30:48,914 --> 00:30:51,116
KELLY COULDN'T BEAR
TO BURY HIM,
778
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:52,884
SO SHE HAD HIM STUFFED.
779
00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:54,153
SOME PEOPLE FOUND IT
PECULIAR.
780
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:57,455
YOUR WIFE WAS PROBABLY WRITING
A LITTLE STORY ABOUT HER.
781
00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:58,990
UM...
782
00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,026
DO YOU MIND IF I TOUCH HIM?
783
00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:01,460
OF COURSE.
784
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:10,368
TAXIDERMY ALWAYS FASCINATED ME.
785
00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:12,503
[barking]
786
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,571
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
787
00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,673
IT--
788
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,977
THAT'S NOT MR. SIMON,
SILLY BILLY.
789
00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:19,345
THAT'S THE COLONEL.
790
00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:20,346
(Monk)
THE COLONEL.
791
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,314
THIS IS MR. SIMON
792
00:31:24,682 --> 00:31:26,484
UGH--
793
00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,153
OH, COMPANY!
794
00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:29,555
OH, THANK GOD.
795
00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:31,057
ARE YOU--
ARE YOU KELLY STREET?
796
00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:32,057
MRS. KELLY STREET?
797
00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:33,960
YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?
798
00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:36,162
I'M--I'M SORRY.
799
00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:39,397
MR. MONK, YOU'VE BEEN HERE
THREE TIMES.
800
00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:42,067
YOU COME EVERY YEAR
ASKING ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
801
00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:46,939
OH, DEAR.
802
00:31:51,009 --> 00:31:54,180
(Kelly)
YOU SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN,
MR. MONK,
803
00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:56,582
SO YOU DON'T FORGET.
804
00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:59,417
YOU'RE RIGHT.
805
00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:02,020
YOU'RE RIGHT.
806
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,990
I MUST'VE BLOCKED IT OUT.
807
00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:08,193
IN THE BOOK,
808
00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:10,061
MR. TEAL SAID SOMEBODY
MUGS YOU
809
00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:10,929
ON YOUR FIRST DATE,
810
00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:14,566
BUT HE DIDN'T REALLY
GIVE ANY DETAILS.
811
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,567
TECHNICALLY,
WE WEREN'T MUGGED.
812
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,269
WE WERE ALMOST MUGGED.
813
00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:22,708
I WAS SCARED TO DEATH.
I JUST FROZE.
814
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:24,076
HE HAD A KNIFE.
815
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,344
(Sharona)
HE HAD A KNIFE?
816
00:32:25,376 --> 00:32:27,378
(woman)
BUT SIDNEY, HE LUNGED
AT THE GUY.
817
00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:30,048
THEY STARTED FIGHTING.
818
00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:31,083
COME ON!
819
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:33,986
(woman)
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
820
00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:36,122
SIDNEY REALLY STOOD UP TO HIM.
821
00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:37,256
I DIDN'T THINK HE HAD IT
IN HIM.
822
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:39,157
DID HE SAY ANYTHING?
823
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:41,259
WHO?
824
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,327
THE MUGGER.
825
00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,563
OH, JEEZ.
826
00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:46,132
THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.
827
00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:48,334
UH, I THINK HE SAID,
YOU KNOW,
828
00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:51,002
"GIMME YOUR MONEY.
829
00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:52,171
DON'T BE A HERO."
830
00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:55,773
HE SAID THAT?
831
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,042
"DON'T BE A HERO?"
832
00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:58,443
YEAH.
833
00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,577
IS THAT IMPORTANT?
834
00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:00,711
OH, YEAH.
835
00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:02,347
THAT IS--
THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT.
836
00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:07,053
UM...
837
00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:17,128
I THINK I JUST BUSTED
THIS CASE WIDE OPEN.
838
00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:31,609
I THINK I JUST BUSTED
THIS CASE WIDE OPEN.
839
00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:33,244
[coin rattles into machine]
840
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,416
THAT'S BETTER.
841
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,588
LEO?
842
00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:45,257
LEO?
843
00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:47,125
LEO!
LEO!
844
00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:48,759
[horn honks]
845
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,761
LEO OTTERMAN!
846
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:52,730
HI, YOU REMEMBER ME?
847
00:33:52,763 --> 00:33:54,566
I'M ADRIAN MONK.
848
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:56,067
OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU.
849
00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:57,669
YEAH, I-I FOUND YOUR PICASSO
850
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,438
AND I STILL HAVE NOT
BEEN PAID.
851
00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:00,506
I TOLD YOU.
852
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,539
I NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME.
853
00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:03,209
YEAH, LEO, AND I'M TELLING YOU
854
00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:05,111
THAT THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
855
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:07,078
SIR, OKAY, OKAY, LOOK--
856
00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:08,813
LEO, SHARONA QUIT AGAIN
857
00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:11,483
AND I WENT TO SEE KELLY STREET
858
00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:13,751
BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS
AN ADDRESS BUT SHE'S NOT
859
00:34:13,784 --> 00:34:14,786
AN ADDRESS.
860
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:15,786
SHE'S A WOMAN.
861
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:17,088
I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE--
862
00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:18,657
THREE TIMES--
FORGET THAT!
863
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:19,724
JUST FORGET ALL THAT.
864
00:34:19,757 --> 00:34:22,527
SHARONA WAS NOT THERE.
865
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:23,795
I CAN'T PAY HER.
866
00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:26,731
AND I CANNOT DO THIS
WITHOUT HER.
867
00:34:26,764 --> 00:34:28,766
THANK YOU FOR SHARING.
868
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,103
I'M SURE IT'S ALL
VERY FASCINATING.
869
00:34:31,137 --> 00:34:32,838
CALL MY OFFICE
AND WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.
870
00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,106
NO, LEO!
LEO!
871
00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:35,440
WAIT, LEO!
WAIT A SECOND.
872
00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:37,643
LEO, HEY!
873
00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:40,246
OKAY, LOOK.
874
00:34:40,278 --> 00:34:41,380
LEO, I'M NOT MOVING.
875
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,748
YOU THINK I'M BLUFFING?
876
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:45,251
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO RUN ME DOWN.
877
00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:51,822
OR BACK UP,
ONE OR THE OTHER.
878
00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:54,260
(Sharona)
ADRIAN!
879
00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:56,161
ADRIAN!
880
00:34:57,295 --> 00:34:58,764
SHARONA.
881
00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:01,333
[sighs]
882
00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:02,467
OH, MY GOD.
883
00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:03,835
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
884
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:04,802
ARE YOU OKAY?
885
00:35:04,835 --> 00:35:06,637
YEAH, THAT WAS LEO OTTERMAN.
886
00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:09,141
I TRIED TO STOP HIM
BUT HE GOT AWAY.
887
00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:10,576
I WANTED TO PAY YOU.
888
00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:12,177
NO, NO, JUST FORGET
ABOUT THAT JERK.
889
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:13,612
LOOK AT THIS.
890
00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:14,846
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
891
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,813
INVESTIGATING.
892
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:18,184
I WENT TO SEE
ANGIE DELUCA.
893
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:19,851
SHE USED TO DATE SIDNEY TEAL
IN COLLEGE.
894
00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:21,853
ADRIAN, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS.
895
00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:24,155
THERE WAS ANOTHER MUGGING
20 YEARS AGO.
896
00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:25,923
IT WAS THE EXACT SAME THING,
897
00:35:25,956 --> 00:35:27,925
EXCEPT SIDNEY TEAL WAS THE GUY
BEING MUGGED.
898
00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:30,429
WHAT?
899
00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:32,264
NOW GET THIS.
900
00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:33,931
THE MUGGER FROM 20 YEARS AGO
901
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,800
SAID, "DON'T BE A HERO."
902
00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:39,204
REALLY?
903
00:35:39,237 --> 00:35:40,672
THAT'S INTERESTING.
904
00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:43,474
SEE, I KNEW IT WAS INTERESTING.
905
00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:47,313
I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOW WHY,
BUT I KNEW.
906
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:54,420
I KNOW THAT LOOK.
907
00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:57,822
YOU'VE GOT IT, RIGHT?
908
00:35:58,856 --> 00:36:00,958
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
909
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,893
YES.
910
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:04,663
YOU HESITATED.
WHY'D YOU HESITATE?
911
00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,965
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE.
912
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,668
MR. MODINE,
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
913
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:10,735
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON,
CAPTAIN?
914
00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:13,271
MR. MONK WANTS A FEW MOMENTS
OF EVERYBODY'S TIME.
915
00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:14,373
I THINK THAT'S NOT TOO MUCH
TO ASK.
916
00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:16,407
CAPTAIN STOTTLEMEYER,
ANY LEADS ON THE FRAIDY COP?
917
00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:17,708
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
918
00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:18,710
HEY! HEY! HEY!
919
00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:21,380
YOU WANNA AMBUSH PEOPLE,
YOU JOIN THE ARMY, OKAY?
920
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:22,880
THE CAPTAIN'S TRYING
TO WORK HERE, PEOPLE.
921
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:23,681
HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME
FOR YOUR CRAP.
922
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:25,583
NO STEP BACK, PLEASE.
STEP BACK!
923
00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:26,617
WELL DONE,
924
00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:27,686
OFFICER MORATTA.
925
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,788
THANK YOU, SIR.
926
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:32,358
[reporters shouting]
927
00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:35,760
I WISH I'D KNOWN
YOU WERE COMING.
928
00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:37,728
I COULD'VE HAD MRS. DANDERS
PREPARE SOMETHING.
929
00:36:37,762 --> 00:36:39,498
(Disher)
THIS ISN'T A PARTY,
MRS. TEAL.
930
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,766
(Modine)
WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN'T BELIEVE
EVERYTHING YOU READ.
931
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,570
NEWSPAPER SAID THE INVESTIGATION
WAS CLOSED.
932
00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:46,538
THIERS'S WAS,
OURS WASN'T.
933
00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:47,972
MY ATTORNEY SAYS
THAT I CAN FILE
934
00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,875
A HARASSMENT CASE
WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT.
935
00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:50,809
MRS. TEAL,
936
00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,610
YOUR LAWYERS ARE GONNA HAVE
ENOUGH TO DO
937
00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:53,811
TO KEEP YOU OFF OF DEATH ROW.
938
00:36:53,844 --> 00:36:56,514
(Monk)
YOU'LL BE NEEDING
AN ATTORNEY TOO, SIR,
939
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:58,583
FOR THE MURDER
OF SIDNEY TEAL
940
00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:00,286
AND THE ATTEMPTED MURDER
OF ME.
941
00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:01,686
THE DRIVE-BY SHOOTING.
942
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:02,753
BOTH OF 'EM?
943
00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:04,755
(Monk)
THEY WERE IN IT TOGETHER,
CAPTAIN.
944
00:37:04,789 --> 00:37:07,759
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TROUBLED ME
FROM THE VERY BEGINNING:
945
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:10,695
THE KNEE PADS
AND THE ELBOW PADS.
946
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,632
WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LEFT
THAT NIGHT,
947
00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:16,501
HE WASN'T PLANNING
TO MUG ANYONE.
948
00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:18,603
HE WASN'T PLANNING TO KILL
ANYONE.
949
00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:21,472
HE WAS JUST GOING OUT
TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN.
950
00:37:21,507 --> 00:37:23,641
MAYBE ROLL AROUND
ON THE GROUND.
951
00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,811
HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA HELP YOU
IMPRESS YOUR DATE,
952
00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:26,911
MR. MODINE.
953
00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:28,614
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
954
00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:30,581
IS IT?
YOU DID IT BEFORE 20 YEARS AGO.
955
00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:31,849
HE WROTE ABOUT IT
IN HIS BOOK.
956
00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:33,552
BACK IN COLLEGE,
957
00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:35,786
SIDNEY HAD A BIG DATE
WITH ANGIE DELUCA.
958
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:37,922
HE WASN'T MUCH OF A LADIES' MAN
959
00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:39,824
AND HE WAS TRYING
TO IMPRESS HER.
960
00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:42,059
(Monk)
SO THE TWO OF YOU
COOKED UP A PLAN.
961
00:37:42,092 --> 00:37:43,994
(Sharona)
YEP, YOU COOKED UP
A PLAN.
962
00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:46,364
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL IT?
963
00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:47,965
NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE--
964
00:37:47,998 --> 00:37:49,568
YOU'RE BETTER AT TELLING IT.
965
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,570
(Monk)
GO AHEAD,
YOU CAN TELL IT.
966
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,704
NO, YOU TELL IT.
967
00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:54,773
I'LL TELL IT NEXT TIME.
968
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:55,773
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
SOMEBODY TELL IT.
969
00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:58,510
IT WAS A HARMLESS
LITTLE PRANK.
970
00:37:58,543 --> 00:38:02,414
YOU PRETENDED TO MUG
SIDNEY TEAL AND HIS DATE
971
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,715
AND FOR A MINUTE,
THE MILD-MANNERED COMPUTER GEEK
972
00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:07,719
GOT TO LOOK LIKE SUPERMAN.
973
00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:09,554
AND I'M SURE YOU BOTH
HAD A BIG LAUGH ABOUT IT
974
00:38:09,588 --> 00:38:10,655
LATER ON.
975
00:38:10,688 --> 00:38:13,492
YOU ARE A NUT CASE.
976
00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:15,327
NO ONE'S GONNA BELIEVE HIM.
977
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,695
ON OCCASION, I'VE BEEN KNOWN
TO BELIEVE HIM.
978
00:38:17,728 --> 00:38:18,797
DON'T STOP NOW.
979
00:38:18,829 --> 00:38:19,864
(Monk)
WHERE WAS I?
980
00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:20,898
(Sharona)
20 YEARS LATER
981
00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:24,436
SIDNEY BROUGHT MIRA
TO HIS COLLEGE FUNDRAISER
982
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:25,936
AND THAT'S WHERE YOU TWO MET.
983
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:29,340
AND YOU MET AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
984
00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:30,942
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO TELL IT?
985
00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,344
NO, NO, NO,
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
986
00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:33,344
JUST--JUST GO.
987
00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:34,545
A YEAR GOES BY.
988
00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:37,849
YOU DECIDE THAT LIFE
WOULD BE PERFECT
989
00:38:37,882 --> 00:38:39,717
WITHOUT SIDNEY TEAL AROUND
990
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:42,887
SO YOU TWO HATCH A PLAN.
991
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,757
YOU CONTACTED SIDNEY
AND YOU REMINDED HIM
992
00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:48,427
ABOUT THE TIME THAT YOU HELPED
HIM IMPRESS HIS DATE
993
00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:49,860
AND YOU ASKED HIM
IF HE WOULDN'T LIKE
994
00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:51,362
TO RETURN THE FAVOR.
995
00:38:51,396 --> 00:38:52,864
(Sharona)
YOU KNEW HE WOULDN'T SAY NO.
996
00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,365
IT WAS A CHANCE FOR HIM
TO RELIVE
997
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,934
ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS
OF HIS LIFE.
998
00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:58,670
(Monk)
AND IT WORKED LIKE
A CHARM.
999
00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:00,371
TO THE REST OF THE WORLD,
1000
00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:02,474
IT APPEARED THAT
AN ECCENTRIC BILLIONAIRE
1001
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:04,376
HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
1002
00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:05,543
AND IF WORSE CAME TO WORSE
1003
00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:08,045
AND ANYONE CONNECTED YOU
WITH SIDNEY TEAL,
1004
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,882
YOU JUST HAD TO ADMIT
THAT YOU'D HAD AN AFFAIR
1005
00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:13,050
AND CLAIM THAT THE SHOOTING
WAS SELF DEFENSE.
1006
00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:17,088
THAT IS ONE HELL
OF A STORY, MR. MONK,
1007
00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:20,858
IF YOU COULD PROVE IT.
1008
00:39:20,891 --> 00:39:23,929
HE ALWAYS WENT THE EXTRA MILE.
1009
00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:25,996
THAT NIGHT, YOUR PAL SIDNEY
1010
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,599
HAD A LITTLE SURPRISE
OF HIS OWN.
1011
00:39:27,632 --> 00:39:28,934
REALLY?
YES, SIR.
1012
00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:34,405
YOU SEE, HE'D HIRED
AN ACTOR TO POSE AS A COP
1013
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,543
SO AFTER YOU'D SCARED OFF
THE MUGGER
1014
00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:39,811
THE COP WAS GOING TO RUN UP
1015
00:39:39,844 --> 00:39:41,713
AND COMMEND YOU
FOR YOUR HEROISM.
1016
00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:42,748
OH, MY GOD.
1017
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:43,981
FRAIDY COP.
1018
00:39:44,014 --> 00:39:45,016
(Monk)
I'M AFRAID SO.
1019
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,184
YOU SEE, CAPTAIN,
1020
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,585
I REMEMBERED WHAT YOU'D SAID
1021
00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:49,487
THAT NO COP IN YOUR DEPARTMENT
1022
00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:51,623
WOULD EVER RUN
FROM THE SCENE OF A CRIME.
1023
00:39:51,657 --> 00:39:53,992
AND IT OCCURRED TO ME
MAYBE FRAIDY COP
1024
00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:56,594
WASN'T A REAL COP.
1025
00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:58,929
(Sharona)
I CHECKED ALL THE LOCAL
COSTUME SHOPS.
1026
00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:01,199
THERE WAS ONLY ONE COP UNIFORM
RENTED THAT NIGHT.
1027
00:40:01,231 --> 00:40:02,934
(Sidney)
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1028
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:05,903
[body hits the ground]
1029
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,677
GENTLEMEN, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
JOSEPH MORATTA.
1030
00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:14,945
VERY PROMISING YOUNG ACTOR.
1031
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,081
YOU?
1032
00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:17,882
JOE WANTED ME TO MENTION
1033
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,784
THAT HE CAN BE SEEN
IN CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF
1034
00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:23,121
AT THE HARRIS WEBLEY
DINNER THEATER ALL NEXT WEEK.
1035
00:40:23,153 --> 00:40:25,490
YOU KNOW, WHEN I HEARD
THE SHOTS,
1036
00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:27,726
I GUESS I KIND OF PANICKED.
1037
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,094
I'M SORRY IF I CAUSED YOU GUYS
ANY PROBLEMS.
1038
00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:31,128
PROBLEMS?
1039
00:40:31,161 --> 00:40:32,898
KID, YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
1040
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:36,233
I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.
1041
00:40:36,266 --> 00:40:37,936
THIS IS ALL HIS IDEA.
1042
00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:39,070
WHY, YOU BITCH!
1043
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,739
AAH!
YOU PLANNED THE WHOLE THING!
1044
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,574
[screaming]
1045
00:40:43,974 --> 00:40:45,610
[gunshot]
1046
00:40:45,643 --> 00:40:46,612
(Disher)
STAY DOWN!
1047
00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:47,612
OH, GEE!
1048
00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:48,614
GIMME THE ARM!
1049
00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:49,780
[Modine grunts]
1050
00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:51,516
MODINE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
1051
00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,018
FOR THE MURDER
OF SIDNEY TEAL.
1052
00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:54,585
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
1053
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:55,887
ANYTHING YOU SAY
CAN BE USED AGAINST YOU.
1054
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,121
(Moratta)
HE'S GOT A GUN!
LOOK OUT!
1055
00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:59,990
[reporters chattering]
1056
00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:05,262
FRAIDY COP, JUST A COUPLE
QUESTIONS, PLEASE!
1057
00:41:05,295 --> 00:41:06,998
CAN YOU GIVE US A STATEMENT?
1058
00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:08,900
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
1059
00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:09,967
SHOOT HIM.
1060
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,836
I CAN'T DO THAT, SIR.
1061
00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:16,173
THEN SHOOT ME.
1062
00:41:16,206 --> 00:41:18,076
$1,400, $1,460.
1063
00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:19,644
THAT'S ALL I HAVE.
1064
00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:21,146
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO CALL THE COPS.
1065
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:22,179
HERE!
1066
00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:25,884
I PREFER NOT TO HANDLE CASH.
1067
00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:28,954
NICE DOING BUSINESS
WITH YOU, LEO.
1068
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,054
NEXT TIME, SIR,
1069
00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:31,956
JUST PAY YOUR DEBTS.
1070
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:33,858
WAIT A MINUTE,
I KNOW YOU.
1071
00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:34,860
YOU WERE ON THE NEWS.
1072
00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:35,860
NO, NO, THAT WAS--
1073
00:41:35,893 --> 00:41:37,762
FRAIDY COP!
NO, NO!
1074
00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:38,864
COME BACK HERE!
1075
00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:39,697
YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
1076
00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:41,298
LOOK AT HIM GO.
HE'S AN INSPIRATION.
1077
00:41:41,331 --> 00:41:42,867
(Otterman)
YOU COWARDS!
1078
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:43,969
I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM
A COUPLA BUCKS.
1079
00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:45,003
YOU CAN SEND IT TO HIM.
1080
00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:46,538
HE'LL BE IN CANADA
BY TOMORROW.
1081
00:41:46,572 --> 00:41:47,938
OH, GOD.
1082
00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:49,875
I'LL KILL YOU!
1083
00:41:49,907 --> 00:41:52,878
[upbeat jazz music]
1084
00:41:52,911 --> 00:42:00,918
*
1085
00:42:02,219 --> 00:42:05,222
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