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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:03,270 [telephone ringing] 2 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:04,671 911 EMERGENCY. 3 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:05,738 (woman) OH, GOD. HE'S IN THE HOUSE. 4 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:08,176 YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME! 5 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:09,810 OKAY, MA'AM, NOW, JUST CALM DOWN. 6 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,278 WHO IS IN THE HOUSE? 7 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:13,047 IT'S DALE BIEDERBECK. DALE BIEDERBECK! 8 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,414 (operator) DALE BIEDERBECK. 9 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,317 MA'AM, WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS? 10 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,118 (woman) IT'S 415 VINTON. 11 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,420 FOR GOD'S SAKES, HURRY! 12 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:22,623 (operator) OKAY. STAY WITH ME. IS HE ARMED? 13 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:23,690 MA'AM? 14 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,527 DOES HE HAVE A WEAPON? ARE YOU BEING THREATENED? 15 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:29,629 (woman) HE DOESN'T NEED A WEAPON! HE'S DALE BIEDERBECK! 16 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,798 (female operator) POSSIBLE 556 IN PROGRESS. 17 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,267 MA'AM, CAN YOU GET TO A SAFE PLACE? 18 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:35,835 (woman) NO. I'M UPSTAIRS. I'M TRAPPED. 19 00:00:35,868 --> 00:00:38,206 (operator) OKAY, MA'AM, JUST STAY BY THE PHONE. 20 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,207 (woman) HERE HE COMES. OH, MY GOD! 21 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,442 NO...NO! 22 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:42,776 MA'AM? 23 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:44,578 [dial tone] 24 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,813 MA'AM? 25 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:48,481 HELLO? 26 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:53,154 [light music] 27 00:00:53,186 --> 00:01:01,195 * 28 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,707 SEE? ISN'T THIS FUN? 29 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:50,843 NOW, ADRIAN, THIS IS WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO 30 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,479 ON A SUNDAY MORNING. 31 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:53,914 GET UP. 32 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,582 THEY HANG OUT, RELAX, 33 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,651 EAT BRUNCH. 34 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,420 THEY DON'T STAY AT HOME 35 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,355 AND VACUUM THEIR RUG 40 TIMES. 36 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,257 MOM, WE'RE NOT EXACTLY NORMAL. 37 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,225 WE ARE COMPARED TO SOME PEOPLE. 38 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,295 OKAY, WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE-- 39 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:09,830 YELLOW, GREEN, RED, OR BLUE? 40 00:02:09,862 --> 00:02:12,165 OH, BOY. 41 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:13,634 OKAY. UH... 42 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:17,871 OKAY. 43 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,640 OH, BOY. 44 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:23,311 HONEY, REMEMBER WE TALKED ABOUT HOW MR. MONK 45 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:24,944 HAS TROUBLE MAKING DECISIONS? 46 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,680 OH, YEAH. OKAY. 47 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:27,948 YOU'LL BE COLONEL MUSTARD. GOOD. 48 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:29,582 NOW, YOU REMEMBER HOW TO PLAY? 49 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:31,384 YOU BREAK DOWN ALL THE CLUES ON YOUR PAD-- 50 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:32,853 I'M READY TO GUESS. 51 00:02:32,885 --> 00:02:34,555 (Sharona) ADRIAN, 52 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:35,956 YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME. 53 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,359 YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND THE BOARD FROM ROOM TO ROOM 54 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:39,492 COLLECTING CLUES. 55 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:40,760 I KNOW WHO DID IT. 56 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:42,496 WE HAVEN'T STARTED YET. COME ON! 57 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:46,165 IT WAS PROFESSOR PLUM IN THE DINING ROOM WITH A ROPE. 58 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:49,937 HE'S RIGHT. 59 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:51,972 WE PLAYED THIS GAME LAST YEAR. 60 00:02:52,004 --> 00:02:53,941 I REMEMBER WHAT CARDS EVERYBODY WAS HOLDING 61 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:55,808 AND HOW THEY WERE PUT AWAY. 62 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,646 AND THEN JUST NOW, I WAS WATCHING HOW BENJY SHUFFLED. 63 00:02:58,679 --> 00:02:59,812 THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT! 64 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,883 THAT IS THE LAST TIME I EVER PLAY A GAME WITH YOU, ADRIAN! 65 00:03:02,915 --> 00:03:04,585 YOU ARE JUST NO FUN! 66 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:05,652 OKAY. 67 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,819 DON'T YOU EVER WONDER WHY 68 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,455 YOU NEVER GET INVITED ANYWHERE? 69 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,556 NO. NOT REALLY. 70 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:10,723 WELL, THIS IS WHY! 71 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:11,891 OKAY. [telephone ringing] 72 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:12,759 WELL, I THINK IT'S AWESOME. 73 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,728 MOM, CAN I BRING HIM TO SCHOOL, PLEASE? 74 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:15,862 LIKE FOR SHOW AND TELL? 75 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:18,365 YOU CAN TAKE HIM EVERY DAY. 76 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,900 HELLO? 77 00:03:19,932 --> 00:03:23,503 OH! HEY, CAPTAIN. 78 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,872 YEAH, HE'S RIGHT HERE. 79 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,507 STOTTLEMEYER. 80 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,575 OH, WELL, ACTUALLY, UH, 81 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:30,811 WE WERE JUST FINISHING UP A PRETTY BIG CASE. 82 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:34,314 IT WAS THIS NASTY HOMICIDE, UM... 83 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,716 OW! 84 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:37,617 THIS WOMAN WAS FOUND MURDERED IN HER DINING ROOM 85 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,287 WITH A ROPE. 86 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:43,456 YEAH. HOLD ON, LET ME CHECK OUR SCHEDULE. 87 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:44,858 [whispering] IT'S A JOB. 88 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:45,992 [sirens] 89 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,495 HEY, MONK. 90 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,997 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 91 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,299 MISS FLEMING. 92 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,033 "GLAD YOU'RE HERE"? 93 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,867 GOD, YOU MUST REALLY BE DESPERATE. 94 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,270 USUALLY THE MAJOR'S OFFICE 95 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,805 HAS TO SHOVE US DOWN YOUR THROAT. 96 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,272 FACT IS, THE MAYOR'S OFFICE DID CALL, 97 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,008 BUT THIS TIME I DID NOT ARGUE. 98 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,776 WE HAVE AN UNUSUAL SITUATION HERE. 99 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,812 YES? WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE? 100 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,947 (Disher) HOMICIDE WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 101 00:04:06,979 --> 00:04:08,581 10:37 LAST NIGHT. 102 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:10,450 YOU KNOW THE EXACT TIME OF DEATH? 103 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,651 WE KNOW BECAUSE 104 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,486 SHE WAS ON THE PHONE WITH 911 AT THE TIME. 105 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:14,687 ADRIAN, WAIT. 106 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:15,889 WHAT? 107 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,024 CAPTAIN, BEFORE WE GET STARTED, 108 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,759 COULD YOU JUST INITIAL THIS AGREEMENT? 109 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,428 IT'S OUR STANDARD CONSULTATION FEE. 110 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:22,529 IT'S WHAT? 111 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,331 OUR STANDARD CONSULTATION FEE. 112 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,065 COULD WE TAKE CARE OF THAT LATER, SHARONA? 113 00:04:26,098 --> 00:04:27,067 NOT NOW! 114 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,536 ADRIAN... 115 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,937 I PREFER TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS FIRST. 116 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,774 BET THAT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE SAID THAT. 117 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:34,807 BITE ME. 118 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:36,043 GIMME THAT. 119 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,877 (Monk) WHOA. 120 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:40,747 LOOK AT THESE PRINTS. 121 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,816 THIS WAS A BIG GUY. 122 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:45,552 YES, HE WAS A REALLY BIG GUY. 123 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:50,423 PARKED NEARBY, MAYBE AROUND THE CORNER. 124 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,959 WALKED THROUGH HERE AND WENT IN THROUGH THE SIDE DOOR. 125 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:54,627 YEAH. AND THE LOCK'S STILL INTACT. 126 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:57,798 IT WASN'T JIMMIED. SHE MUST HAVE LEFT IT OPEN. 127 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,800 AND WHAT'S ALL THIS? 128 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,701 (Stottlemeyer) THESE ARE ROCKS FROM THE GARDEN. 129 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:02,935 KILLER LEFT THEM LIKE THIS. 130 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:03,870 (Disher) IT'S A MESSAGE. 131 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:05,538 HE'S TOYING WITH US. 132 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:06,839 SOME SORT OF CODE, 133 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,041 BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE IT OUT YET. 134 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:10,577 YOU THINK THE KILLER STOPPED HERE 135 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,845 IN PLAIN VIEW OF THE NEIGHBORS, 136 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,880 WENT ROOTING AROUND IN THE GARDEN, 137 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:15,615 COLLECTED A FEW ROCKS, 138 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,485 AND THEN ARRANGED THEM CAREFULLY ON THE GRASS? 139 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,954 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 140 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,956 I THINK HE WAS LOOKING FOR A HIDE-A-KEY. 141 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,925 (Sharona) I FOUND IT. 142 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,531 (Monk) OH, MAN. 143 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,000 OH, GOD. 144 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,867 I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 145 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:37,605 THIS IS LIKE A FENG SHUI NIGHTMARE IN HERE. 146 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:38,872 ADRIAN, YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN. 147 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,408 YOU'RE RAMBLING. 148 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:41,608 COME ON. 149 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:44,745 MONK. MONK! MONK. 150 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,581 WAS THERE A FIRE? I SMELL SOMETHING. 151 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,016 IN THE KITCHEN. 152 00:05:50,082 --> 00:05:52,151 PARTNER--HEY, HEY, HEY! IT'S A CRIME SCENE. 153 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,853 OKAY, I KNOW. I'M JUST-- 154 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,555 IT'S OKAY, I'LL KNOCK IT ALL OVER AGAIN. 155 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:56,790 DON'T WORRY. 156 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,358 HOW MANY INTRUDERS? 157 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,896 ARE YOU GUYS GONNA TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON? 158 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:05,865 NOT YET. 159 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,706 ADRIAN, PLEASE. 160 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,574 HOW MANY INTRUDERS? 161 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:15,809 (Disher) JUST ONE. 162 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:16,944 JUST ONE. JUST ONE! 163 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,545 (Stottlemeyer) MONK, LEAVE IT. 164 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,079 OH, WHAT--WHAT'S WITH THIS? 165 00:06:20,112 --> 00:06:22,550 THAT'S A SMOKE ALARM. 166 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:23,951 SHE WAS IN THE KITCHEN COOKING SOMETHING 167 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:25,819 WHEN HE BROKE IN, AND IT STARTED TO BURN. 168 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:27,187 A LITTLE GIRL ACROSS THE STREET 169 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,956 SAW THE GUY TURNING IT OFF. 170 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:30,824 SO THERE WAS A WITNESS? 171 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,125 (Disher) SHE'S TEN YEARS OLD. SHE DIDN'T SEE MUCH. 172 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:35,963 SO THE PERP BREAKS IN, HE GOES BERSERK IN HERE. 173 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:38,165 THE VICTIM RUNS UPSTAIRS AND CALLS 911. 174 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:40,100 THAT'S STRANGE. 175 00:06:40,132 --> 00:06:41,834 WHAT'S STRANGE? 176 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,903 THE PHONE. 177 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,906 HE DIDN'T TAKE THE PHONE OFF THE HOOK. 178 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:49,976 SO, WHAT, HE JUST LET HER CALL 911? 179 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:17,904 ANY PRINTS? 180 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,606 NOPE. NOTHING SO FAR. 181 00:07:22,274 --> 00:07:26,980 SO...SHE'S HERE, COOKING. 182 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:29,983 HE BREAKS IN. HE'S A BIG GUY. 183 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:30,983 LOTTA NOISE. 184 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:33,721 (Stottlemeyer) HE MUST HAVE CORNERED HER IN HERE 185 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:34,954 AND THEN CHASED HER OUT 186 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,624 AND CAUGHT UP WITH HER IN THE BEDROOM? 187 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,658 I WOULD HAVE GRABBED A KNIFE. 188 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,995 WHY DIDN'T SHE GRAB A KNIFE? 189 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:43,997 (Stottlemeyer) I DON'T KNOW. 190 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,941 SHE WAS OVER HERE... 191 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,608 ON THE PHONE. 192 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,545 SEVERE BLUNT TRAUMA TO THE HEAD 193 00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:59,680 WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 194 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:02,014 HAS THIS PHONE BEEN TOUCHED? 195 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:03,850 NO, NO. THE SCENE'S INTACT. 196 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:09,956 [beep] 197 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:14,562 [beep] 198 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:15,862 [dial tone] 199 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:19,832 THE ANTENNA HAS TO BE UP TO GET A SIGNAL IN HERE. 200 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,834 SO? 201 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,036 SOMEBODY LOWERED IT ALL THE WAY 202 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,807 AFTER THE CALL. 203 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,240 YOU DON'T USUALLY SEE THAT 204 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:32,044 WHEN SOMEONE'S GETTING BLUDGEONED TO DEATH. 205 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,748 OH, NO, THIS CAN'T BE THE VICTIM? 206 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,048 (Stottlemeyer) YEP. 207 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,085 I RECOGNIZE HER. WASN'T SHE A JUDGE? 208 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,286 KATHERINE LAVINIO, 209 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:41,288 STATE SUPERIOR COURT. 210 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,889 YOU SHOULD CHECK THE COURT RECORDS. 211 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,859 SOMEBODY PROBABLY JUST LOST A CASE AND HELD A GRUDGE. 212 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,595 WE DON'T HAVE TO CHECK ANYTHING, 213 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:48,895 BECAUSE WE KNOW WHO DID IT. 214 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:49,897 WHAT? 215 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,063 THE JUDGE IDENTIFIED HIM. 216 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:53,834 BY NAME. ON THE PHONE. 217 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,635 THEN WHY ARE WE HERE? 218 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:59,673 BECAUSE THE MAN WHO DID IT COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. 219 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,910 [man] I'M SORRY, MR. BIEDERBECK, BUT THAT-- 220 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,111 (Biederbeck) HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 221 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,914 NOW, IS IT DANNY OR DANIEL? 222 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,249 (man) DANNY, SIR. 223 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,884 (Biederbeck) FINE, DANNY. 224 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:13,086 IF YOU SCREW WITH ME, 225 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,123 I'LL EAT YOUR HEART ON A STICK. 226 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,857 NOW, THE FCC-- 227 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,359 (Danny) MY BOSS IS BUSY RIGHT NOW, SIR. GO ON, SABRINA. 228 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,961 I KNOW YOUR BOSS IS BUSY, DANNY. 229 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,263 I'M WATCHING HIM. 230 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:27,967 TELL HIM DALE BIEDERBECK WANTS AN ANSWER. 231 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,201 NOW. YES, SIR. 232 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,171 NOT LATER. NOW! 233 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:33,340 IS HE IN OR OUT? 234 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:37,644 IF HE'S IN, TELL HIM TO... 235 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,046 CLEAN HIS GLASSES. 236 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:48,054 CONGRATULATE THE CONGRESSMAN. 237 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:51,024 HE'S JUST BEEN REELECTED TO A FIFTH TERM. 238 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:52,926 [chuckling] 239 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,328 OH, IT'S BETTER THAN THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK. 240 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,765 WHOA, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 241 00:09:58,798 --> 00:09:59,899 I'M NOT FINISHED! 242 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,001 THIS STUFF WILL KILL YOU. 243 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:04,004 I'M NOT GONNA DIE. 244 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:08,075 YOU WON'T LET ME, WILL YOU, DOCTOR? 245 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,979 OOH, OOH, OOH! 246 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,914 RIGHT ON TIME. 247 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,684 (Sharona) DALE BIEDERBECK? 248 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:18,951 THEY CALL HIM DALE THE WHALE. 249 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,419 I NEVER HEARD OF HIM. 250 00:10:20,452 --> 00:10:21,922 HE SPENDS A FORTUNE EVERY YEAR 251 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,389 MAKING SURE NOBODY EVER HEARS OF HIM. 252 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,894 HE BUYS NEWSPAPERS JUST TO KEEP HIS NAME OUT OF THEM. 253 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:27,961 [elevator bell dings] 254 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:34,366 ALL RIGHT, I WANT EVERYBODY TO BE CAREFUL IN THERE. 255 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,634 THIS GUY IS SMART. 256 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:39,306 HE'S GONNA TRY TO BAIT YOU. ASSUME YOU'RE BEING VIDEOTAPED. 257 00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:40,974 DO NOT ACCUSE HIM OF ANYTHING. 258 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,342 AND MONK, I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU 259 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,077 THAT THIS BASTARD'S GOT DEEP POCKETS 260 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,746 AND HE'S GOT A PLATOON OF LAWYERS, 261 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,315 AND HE LOVES TO USE THEM. 262 00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:49,950 YOU MET HIM? 263 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:53,153 WHAT HAPPENED? 264 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,687 GOOD AFTERNOON. 265 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,823 I'M CHRISTIAAN VEZZA. 266 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:59,125 I AM MR. BIEDERBECK'S PERSONAL PHYSICIAN. 267 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,994 I'M CAPTAIN STOTTLEMEYER. 268 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,261 LIEUTENANT DISHER, ADRIAN MONK, 269 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:03,429 AND SHARONA FLEMING. 270 00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:05,932 SHARONA. ENCHANTE. 271 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,100 COULD YOU SPELL 272 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,769 YOUR LAST NAME FOR ME, DOCTOR? 273 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,437 V-E-Z-Z-A. 274 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,105 MR. BIEDERBECK IS EXPECTING YOU. 275 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:16,275 REALLY? WELL, I DIDN'T TELL HIM WE WERE COMING. 276 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,245 MR. BIEDERBECK IS NEVER SURPRISED. 277 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,216 WELL, MY, MY, MY, 278 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,018 THE BOYS IN BLUE! 279 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:27,386 [dog yipping] AND THE FORMER BOY IN BLUE. 280 00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:29,822 FORGIVE ME IF I DON'T GET UP. [growling] 281 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,024 NOW, NOW, NOW. COME ON, NOW, BENTLEY. 282 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:35,162 I'M SORRY. HE HATES COPS. 283 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,364 MR. BIEDERBECK, I AM CAPTAIN STOTTLEMEYER. 284 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,265 THIS IS LIEUTENANT DISHER, AND THIS IS ADRIAN-- 285 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:42,034 OH, I KNOW ADRIAN MONK. 286 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,803 HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN, MY FRIEND? 287 00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,072 SEVEN YEARS. 288 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,405 SEVEN YEARS! 289 00:11:46,438 --> 00:11:48,975 YOU LOOK GOOD. HOW DO I LOOK? 290 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,911 YOU LOOK GREAT, DALE. 291 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:53,113 HARDLY RECOGNIZED YOU. 292 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,048 MR. BIEDERBECK HAS LOST 104 POUNDS SINCE MARCH. 293 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:57,017 IT'S MY OWN PATENTED DIET. 294 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,751 HIGH PROTEIN JUICES AND SHAKES. 295 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:01,087 OF COURSE, THE HARD PART IS KEEPING IT OFF. 296 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,889 AND THIS MUST BE SHARONA, 297 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,758 THE LITTLE NURSE THAT SAVED HIS LIFE. 298 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:05,826 COME HERE, MY DEAR. 299 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,126 LET ME GET A LOOK AT YOU. 300 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:09,929 COME ON, I WON'T BITE. COME CLOSER. 301 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,033 [dog growling] 302 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,836 TELL ME...ARE YOU STILL DOING HOUSE CALLS? 303 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,238 UM, I-I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. 304 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,139 OH, THAT'S A SHAME. 305 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,942 CALL ME IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 306 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,210 YOU KNOW, MY NIGHT NURSE JUST QUIT. 307 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,111 DIDN'T GIVE NOTICE. CAN YOU IMAGINE? 308 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,947 EXCUSE ME. [sighs] 309 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,082 EXCUSE ME, PUTZ! 310 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:31,985 YOU'RE BLOCKING THE VIEW. 311 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,120 IT'S REALLY ALL I HAVE. 312 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,490 MR. BIEDERBECK, WE ARE INVESTIGATING 313 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,993 THE MURDER OF JUDGE KATHERINE LAVINIO. 314 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,061 I BELIEVE YOU KNEW HER. 315 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,095 KNEW HER VERY WELL. 316 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,996 SHE WAS A POLITICAL SLUG, 317 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,798 AND I WASN'T SHY ABOUT SAYING SO. 318 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:49,802 HER ANTITRUST RULING COST ME $210 MILLION. 319 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:53,472 AND THIS WAS BACK WHEN $210 MILLION WAS A LOT OF MONEY. 320 00:12:53,505 --> 00:12:56,342 WHOEVER KILLED HER DID THE WORLD A FAVOR. 321 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,480 (Stottlemeyer) IS THIS YOUR BAT? 322 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,383 CAPTAIN, DO I LOOK LIKE I PLAY A LOT OF BASEBALL? 323 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,918 WELL, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN YOUR INITIALS D.B. ON THE HANDLE? 324 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,388 WELL, THE QUESTION REALLY IS HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN IT, PEEWEE? 325 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,621 MAYBE YOU PUT THEM THERE. 326 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:12,558 ARE YOU ACCUSING US OF TAMPERING? WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT. 327 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,561 BUT I COULD PROBABLY CONVINCE A JURY OF IT. 328 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,596 THE FIRST 20 NUMBERS ON MY SPEED DIAL 329 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,030 ARE ALL LAWYERS. 330 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,332 SHALL I CALL ONE? 331 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:23,503 ADRIAN, BY THE WAY, I WAS VERY SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT TRUDY. 332 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,971 I KNOW SHE WAS YOUR BELOVED, 333 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,506 AND I HEARD THAT DURING OUR LITTLE DIFFICULTY, 334 00:13:27,539 --> 00:13:30,309 YOU NEVER LEFT HER SIDE, NOT EVEN ONCE. 335 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:31,945 TCH, TCH. 336 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,914 WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT... 337 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:35,982 ABOUT 10:30? 338 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,951 LAST NIGHT. 339 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,386 LET ME SEE, 10:30... 340 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,990 UM...OH, YES! 341 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,924 I WAS HERE! 342 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,094 I HAVEN'T LEFT THIS BED IN 11 YEARS! 343 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,495 EVEN IF I COULD, I CAN'T MAKE IT THROUGH THE DOOR. 344 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:52,032 I'M 5 1/2 FEET WIDE, 345 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,500 IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED. 346 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,067 MORE OF ME TO LOVE, SHARONA. 347 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,537 AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 348 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:01,107 IS HE REALLY THAT BIG? WHAT'S UNDER THOSE COVERS? 349 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,575 I WOULD CONFIRM AND SWEAR UNDER OATH 350 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,878 THAT MY PATIENT WEIGHS OVER 800 POUNDS. 351 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,879 HE'S NOT FAKING ANYTHING. 352 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,316 EXCUSE ME, ARE-- ARE YOU MY LAWYER? 353 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,484 ARE YOU MY LAWYER? 354 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,285 NO, SIR. THEN SHUT UP! 355 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,022 AND STOP DEFENDING ME. 356 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,990 YOUR JOB IS VERY SIMPLE. YOU KEEP ME ALIVE. 357 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,125 CAN YOU HANDLE THAT? 358 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,027 YES. GOOD! 359 00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,028 WHERE WERE WE? 360 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,096 BREAD AND BUTTER. 361 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:27,600 WHAT? 362 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,269 BREAD AND BUTTER. 363 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,471 THOSE WERE TRUDY'S LAST WORDS, WEREN'T THEY? 364 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:35,042 THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE CORONER'S INQUEST 365 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,509 IS A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD. 366 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,010 THE INTERNET, MONK. 367 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,346 IT'S THE FAT MAN'S BEST FRIEND. 368 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,982 IT'S BEEN TROUBLING ME FOR YEARS. 369 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,683 WHAT COULD SHE HAVE MEANT? 370 00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:47,053 BREAD AND BUTTER. 371 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,188 GO TO HELL. 372 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,991 [laughing] NO DOUBT, I WILL. 373 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,293 I JUST HOPE IT'S HANDICAPPED ACCESSIBLE. 374 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:55,628 NO, NO, NO, NO. 375 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,431 NUNCA ME INTERRUMPAS! DIJE QUE NO! 376 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,667 AFUERA, AFUERA! 377 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,701 OH! 378 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,937 TRAINED MONKEY COULD DO BETTER. 379 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,173 (Stottlemeyer) MR. BIEDERBECK, THIS IS NOT A JOKE. 380 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,075 WE HAVE EVIDENCE, AND IT'S OVERWHELMING. 381 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,708 IS IT? YES, IT IS. 382 00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:11,077 YOU HAVE MOTIVE. 383 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,479 YOU WERE IDENTIFIED BY NAME 384 00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:14,081 ON THE 911 CALL. 385 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,982 A CHILD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD 386 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,418 SAW YOU IN THE JUDGE'S HOUSE THAT NIGHT. 387 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,288 OH, MY GOD, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A STRONG CASE, CAPTAIN. 388 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,956 WHAT DO YOU THINK, MONK? 389 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,091 I THINK YOU KILLED HER. 390 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,594 PROVE IT. 391 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,102 THERE'S NO WAY. 392 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,038 45 INCHES. THERE'S NO WAY, CAPTAIN. 393 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,338 THE ELEVATOR'S EVEN SMALLER. 394 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:40,472 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 395 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:41,774 HE DID IT. THAT'S ALL I KNOW. 396 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:45,044 (Stottlemeyer) HOW 'BOUT A CRANE THROUGH THE WINDOW, 397 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,080 A CONSTRUCTION CRANE--THEY LOWERED HIM DOWN TO THE STREET. 398 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,748 WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 399 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:49,982 GENTLEMEN. 400 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,484 SHARONA. 401 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,053 WELCOME TO THE FREAK HOUSE. 402 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:54,988 EXCUSE ME, DOCTOR, 403 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,588 HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR BIEDERBECK? 404 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,724 I MET HIM NINE YEARS AGO 405 00:15:57,756 --> 00:16:00,192 WHILE I WAS WRITING AN ARTICLE ON THE MORBIDLY OBESE. 406 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:03,763 HE FUNDED MY CLINIC AND ALL MY RESEARCH. 407 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:07,567 IN EXCHANGE, I AM ON CALL 24 HOURS A DAY. 408 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,238 I SOLD MY SOUL TO THE HUMAN WRECKING BALL. 409 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,772 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? 410 00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:15,042 (Stottlemeyer) HELICOPTER. HOW 'BOUT A HELICOPTER? 411 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,342 I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE THIS. 412 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,278 THANK YOU. 413 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,645 [ahem] 414 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:20,779 SO YOU'RE A NURSE. 415 00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:22,182 MM. 416 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,615 I WAS. 417 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,284 WHERE DID YOU INTERN? 418 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,220 MODESTA GENERAL. 419 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,422 SO YOU KNEW MICHELLE BLETCHEN? 420 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,423 OH! OH, MY GOD, YES. 421 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,725 [both chuckling] 422 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,227 THE WRETCHED MISS BLETCHEN. [clears throat] 423 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,596 [female, accented voice] ATTENTION, EVERYONE! ATTENTION! 424 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:40,299 THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 425 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,168 OH, GOD! [laughing] 426 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,571 THAT IS AMAZING. YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HER. 427 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,274 [as Katharine] YES, YOU SHOULD HEAR MY KATHARINE HEPBURN. 428 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,076 THAT'S VERY GOOD. VERY GOOD. 429 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,644 [clears throat] WELL, UM... 430 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,813 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 431 00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:58,150 I WOULD, UH, LOVE TO BUY YOU A REAL DRINK SOME TIME. 432 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,352 WHEN DO YOU GET OFF WORK? 433 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,089 IN DECEMBER. 434 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,789 NO. [laughs] 435 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:04,757 LITTLE JOKE. 436 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,693 UH, EXCUSE ME, DOCTOR. 437 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,829 NOW, IF BIEDERBECK IS TOO BIG TO GET OUT OF THE ROOM, 438 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,632 HOW DID HE GET IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? 439 00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:14,366 HE'S LIKE A SHIP IN A BOTTLE. 440 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,835 WELL, WHEN HE FIRST BOUGHT THE APARTMENT, 441 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:17,836 HE WEIGHED A MERE 422 POUNDS. 442 00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:19,271 HE COULD STILL WALK. 443 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,807 ON A GOOD DAY, HE COULD SEE HIS TOES. 444 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,410 THEN HIS MOTHER DIED, 445 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,077 AND HE HAD A COMPLETE BREAKDOWN. 446 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:28,115 HE STARTED BINGEING. 447 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,281 HE WOULD CALL RESTAURANTS 448 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,550 AND ORDER EVERYTHING ON THE MENU. 449 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,721 HE TOPPED OUT AT 927 POUNDS. 450 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:36,288 THAT WAS A DECADE AGO. 451 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,857 HE HAS NOT LEFT THE ROOM SINCE. 452 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,528 LIKE I SAID-- IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE. 453 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,731 [clang] 454 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,334 (man) REQUEST DENIED. 455 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,835 YOUR HONOR, THIS IS A VERY UNUSUAL CASE. 456 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,836 IF YOU'LL JUST LET ME EXPLAIN THE DETAILS-- 457 00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,404 DENIED, LIEUTENANT. 458 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,605 HOW CAN I ISSUE A SEARCH WARRANT? [clang] 459 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,808 YOUR SO-CALLED PRIMARY SUSPECT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE GUILTY. 460 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,179 HE CAN'T LEAVE THE ROOM OR GO DOWN THE ELEVATOR. [clang] 461 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:00,747 ADRIAN. 462 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,450 IT'S ALL RIGHT, MISS FLEMING. MR. MONK IS AN OLD FRIEND. 463 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:04,884 YOUR HONOR-- [clang] 464 00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:06,353 YOUR HONOR, MR. BIEDERBECK 465 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,387 MAY NOT WEIGH AS MUCH AS HE CLAIMS. 466 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,356 I HAVE A DEPOSITION HERE FROM DR. VEZZA, 467 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,659 HIS PERSONAL PHYSICIAN, AS WELL AS TWO OTHER PHYSICIANS. 468 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:13,660 [clang] 469 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,627 DID BIEDERBECK EVER THREATEN THE VICTIM? 470 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,895 NO, NOT E--EXACTLY. [clang] 471 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,330 DID HE CONFESS TO THE CRIME? 472 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,166 (Monk) HE'S TOO SMART FOR THAT. 473 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,134 BUT HE DID IT, JUDGE. 474 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,570 AND HE WANTS US TO KNOW HE DID IT. 475 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,905 HE'S RUBBING OUR FACES IN IT. YOUR HONOR, 476 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,576 HE WAS IDENTIFIED BY NAME ON THE 911 TAPE. 477 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,378 I DON'T LIKE THIS ANY MORE THAN YOU DO, LIEUTENANT. 478 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,913 [clang] 479 00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:35,582 KATE LAVINIO WAS A FRIEND OF MINE. 480 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,884 WE HAD DINNER AT TUSCANY'S THE NIGHT SHE WAS MURDERED. 481 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,653 BUT THE LAW IS THE LAW. 482 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:41,921 YOU TELL ME HOW BIEDERBECK 483 00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:44,156 COULD HAVE POSSIBLY COMMITTED THE CRIME, 484 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,359 AND I WILL SERVE THIS WARRANT PERSONALLY. 485 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,728 [clang] 486 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,761 (Disher) UH-HUH. 487 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,398 YES, SIR. 488 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,833 THAT WAS THE CAPTAIN. 489 00:18:53,865 --> 00:18:55,701 HE SAYS IT'S OKAY TO GO AHEAD WITH PLAN "B". 490 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:56,935 WHAT'S PLAN "B"? 491 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,240 SHARONA GOING UNDERCOVER AS BIEDERBECK'S NURSE. 492 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,175 WHAT? THANKS FOR CONSULTING ME. 493 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,376 SHE STILL HAS HER LICENSE, RIGHT? 494 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,711 I MEAN, BIEDERBECK NEEDS A NURSE. 495 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:06,846 THE OTHER ONE JUST QUIT. 496 00:19:06,878 --> 00:19:09,648 NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. I FORBID IT. 497 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,784 SHARONA? SHE'S NOT A POLICE OFFICER. 498 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,920 WELL, NEITHER ARE YOU. WHAT? 499 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,555 YOU DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS? 500 00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,557 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? FORGET THIS! 501 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,326 I KNOW BIEDERBECK. YOU DON'T. 502 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,759 HE'S DANGEROUS. 503 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:21,861 THIS MAN IS CAPABLE OF ANYTHING. 504 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,695 HE WEIGHS 804 POUNDS. 505 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,731 WHAT IS HE GONNA DO, BREAK WIND ON ME? 506 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,567 LET ME EXPLAIN THE ARRANGEMENT HERE. 507 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,469 I'M THE EMPLOYER. YOU WORK FOR ME. 508 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,904 I GET TO SAY WHAT GOES, AND I SAY NO. 509 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,486 (Biederbeck) YOO-HOO! 510 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,886 [buzzer] SHARONA! 511 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,223 [buzzing] * COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE * 512 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,425 [buzzing] I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME. 513 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,527 * HELLO! 514 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,894 OH, MY GOD. 515 00:19:55,927 --> 00:19:57,364 * FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE [buzzing] 516 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,566 DADDY NEEDS FOOD! 517 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,833 OH, CRAP! 518 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,871 OH! THERE YOU ARE. 519 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,506 DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE BUZZER? 520 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,940 I'M STARVING! 521 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,376 I'M WASTING AWAY HERE! 522 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,810 SORRY. 523 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:12,811 WHERE WERE YOU? 524 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,347 I WAS IN THE KITCHEN. I COULDN'T FIND A TRAY. 525 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,317 LIAR, LIAR. 526 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,885 REMEMBER, THERE ARE NO SECRETS IN THE HOUSE OF BIEDERBECK. 527 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,887 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. [TV in background] 528 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,722 H-HOLD ON. 529 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,459 YOU KNOW, CONROY IS LOOKING TIRED. 530 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,528 WHY DON'T YOU PUT IN A LEFT-HANDER? 531 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:33,799 [opera playing in background] 532 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,501 FEED ME. 533 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,406 [dog yips] 534 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,641 MM! 535 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,442 OH, YOU KNOW, 536 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,711 MOST OF MY OTHER NURSES SIT ON THE CHAIR. 537 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,980 YOU MUST BE ATTRACTED TO ME. 538 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,450 MM...UHH! 539 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:53,486 [chortling] 540 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:57,356 LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB, OKAY? 541 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,726 SO...DID YOU FIND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR? 542 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,528 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 543 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,929 DON'T BE CLEVER WITH ME, SHARONA. 544 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:04,797 YOU'RE NOT UP TO IT. 545 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,534 I KNOW THAT MONK SENT YOU HERE TO SPY ON ME. 546 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,536 NO, HE DIDN'T. 547 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,604 YOU DECIDED TO COME ON YOUR OWN. 548 00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:12,771 FANTASTIC. 549 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,972 THAT--THAT'S NOT TRUE. 550 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:14,874 OF COURSE IT IS. 551 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,443 HEY, DID HE TELL YOU ABOUT HIS WIFE AND ME? 552 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,845 I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. 553 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,413 NO, YOU DON'T. 554 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,548 HE DIDN'T TELL YOU. HE'S TOO ASHAMED. 555 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:26,018 SEE, NINE YEARS AGO, HIS BELOVED TRUDY 556 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,953 WROTE A PIECE ON ME IN WHICH SHE SAID 557 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:31,423 I WAS THE GENGHIS KHAN OF WORLD FINANCE. 558 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:35,094 SO I SUED HER AND THE RAG THAT PUBLISHED THE PIECE. 559 00:21:35,126 --> 00:21:36,962 NOW, I KNEW I COULDN'T WIN, 560 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,798 BUT I DRAGGED THINGS ON LONG ENOUGH 561 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:39,932 THAT EVENTUALLY MR. AND MRS. MONK 562 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,602 HAD TO SELL EVERYTHING... 563 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,338 EVEN THAT CUTE LITTLE STARTER HOUSE THEY LIVED IN. 564 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,874 YOU KNOW WHO OWNS IT NOW? 565 00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:48,875 YOU. 566 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,076 MM-HMM. 567 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:54,012 [lowers voice] I USE IT TO STORE MY PORNOGRAPHY COLLECTION. 568 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,548 WHICH REMINDS ME. 569 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:58,116 ARE YOU INTERESTED IN EARNING A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY? 570 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,586 OH--OH, COME ON, NOW! 571 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,087 DON'T BE LIKE THAT! 572 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,589 I MEAN, AFTER ALL, SHARONA, 573 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,992 I KNOW HOW YOU PAID YOUR RENT BACK IN MIAMI. 574 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,627 [dog snarls] 575 00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,670 WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT? 576 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,372 HMM? [kiss kiss] 577 00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:21,641 SWEETHEART, 578 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:24,611 IF YOU WANNA FEEL MY STOMACH, 579 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,813 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK. 580 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,615 NO. 581 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:29,848 I WASN'T TRYING-- 582 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,049 OF COURSE YOU WERE! 583 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,853 YOU WERE THINKING, "MY GOD! 584 00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:37,856 CAN HE REALLY BE THAT BIG? 585 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,991 OR IS IT A TRICK?" 586 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,828 [whispering] LET'S FIND OUT, SHALL WE? 587 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:49,868 TOTALLY * AL FRESCO! 588 00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:54,740 OH, MY GOD. 589 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,644 [knocking] 590 00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:00,913 (Benjy) MOM? ARE YOU OKAY? 591 00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:02,749 YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE ALL MORNING. 592 00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:03,950 (Sharona) GO AWAY! 593 00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:05,917 MR. MONK IS HERE. 594 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:08,721 TELL HIM I HATE MY JOB, AND I QUIT. 595 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:10,923 I'VE NEVER SEEN HER FREAK OUT LIKE THIS. 596 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,692 I TOLD HER NOT TO GO! 597 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,527 [toilet flushes] 598 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:16,962 IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, 599 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,766 YES, HE REALLY IS THAT FAT, OKAY? 600 00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:22,902 HE'S ORCA! HE'S HORRIFIC! 601 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,911 HE ALSO HAD VIDEOTAPES OF THE JUDGE. 602 00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:33,680 WHAT KIND OF TAPES? 603 00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,181 [telephone ringing] 604 00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:37,950 INTERVIEWS SHE DID FOR TV. 605 00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:39,652 HE HAD ABOUT TEN OF 'EM. 606 00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:40,987 WAIT-- 607 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,655 HELLO? 608 00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:45,958 YEAH, HE'S HERE. 609 00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:47,859 IT'S FOR YOU. 610 00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:57,636 HELLO? 611 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,672 (Biederbeck) BREAD AND BUTTER. 612 00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:03,476 BREAD AND BUTTER. IT'S BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY. 613 00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:05,944 WHAT COULD SHE POSSIBLY HAVE MEANT? 614 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:08,114 BREAD AND BUTTER! 615 00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:09,981 I FIGURE IT WAS A MESSAGE. 616 00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:13,486 A SECRET MESSAGE JUST FOR YOU. 617 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,823 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, DALE? 618 00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:18,990 WELL, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT SHARONA. 619 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:21,861 SHE SORT OF FELL APART ON US LAST NIGHT. 620 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:24,631 I'M REALLY NOT SURE IF WE CAN COUNT ON HER, ADRIAN. 621 00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:26,833 YOU HAVE OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. 622 00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:29,101 YOU CAN'T SCARE ME. 623 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,637 DON'T EVEN TRY. YOU'RE MEEK. 624 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:32,872 MEEKY, MEEK, MEEK. 625 00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:35,775 [bell ringing] OOH! OOH. GOTTA GO. 626 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,576 THE MUNICH MARKETS ARE CLOSING. 627 00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:39,010 TOODLE-OO. 628 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:45,617 UH, I'M SORRY--I'M SORRY I'M EATING MY LUNCH. 629 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:48,253 YOU KNOW, I ONLY TAKE 20 MINUTES FOR LUNCH. 630 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:49,756 NO, NO, NO, NO. 631 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:52,023 I APPRECIATE YOU SQUEEZING ME IN. 632 00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:54,826 WELL, OKAY. SO, UH... 633 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:58,565 WE--WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DALE THE WHALE. 634 00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:00,866 HIS NAME IS, UH... 635 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,835 HIS NAME IS BIEDERBECK. 636 00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:03,970 YEAH, I KNOW. 637 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,704 HE OWNS MY BUILDING. I'M NOT SURPRISED. 638 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,272 HE OWNS HALF THE CITY WITH A... 639 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:09,541 YOU KNOW, WITH AN OPTION ON THE OTHER HALF. 640 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:10,942 [chuckling] 641 00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:14,747 WHAT DO YOU THINK HE HAD, LIKE A VENDETTA 642 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,248 AGAINST, UH, TRUDY? 643 00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:17,950 IT WAS GRUELING. 644 00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:20,787 I WOULD FIND HER SITTING IN THE CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY, 645 00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:22,821 CRYING. 646 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,057 IT WAS THE WORST YEAR OF HER LIFE. 647 00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:29,761 SHE ONLY HAD 34, AND HE STOLE ONE OF THEM. 648 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,329 SO NOW... 649 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,601 HE'S A SUSPECT IN THIS HOMICIDE CASE. 650 00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:36,769 SO HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 651 00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:39,005 I-I-I HATE THE MAN. 652 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,338 IS THAT WRONG? 653 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,643 NO. NO, I THINK IT WOULD BE UNUSUAL 654 00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:46,045 IF YOU DIDN'T-- IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 655 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,315 UH... 656 00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:07,900 [chuckling] 657 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:08,901 UM... 658 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:12,238 UH, TOMATO SAUCE ON CHIN, RIGHT? 659 00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:14,973 OKAY, GOOD. THANK YOU, ADRIAN. [chuckling] 660 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:18,644 WHAT IS THAT? 661 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,813 THAT IS A DOGGY BAG. 662 00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:23,249 MY WIFE AND I WENT OUT FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT. 663 00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:25,084 AND YOU COULDN'T FINISH... 664 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:27,286 'CAUSE YOU WERE FULL. 665 00:26:27,318 --> 00:26:29,087 YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. 666 00:26:30,856 --> 00:26:32,892 YOU WERE FULL! 667 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:36,095 SO YOU--YOU BROUGHT THE REST HOME IN A DOGGY BAG. 668 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,231 AM--AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE? 669 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:43,769 (Sharona) ADRIAN, DO YOU KNOW WHO ASKED ME OUT? 670 00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:45,003 HMM? 671 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:47,006 I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. HE'S A DOCTOR. 672 00:26:47,038 --> 00:26:48,674 KEVORKIAN? 673 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:49,875 VERY FUNNY. 674 00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,943 CHRISTIAAN VEZZA. 675 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,882 I JUST LOVE THAT NAME, CHRISTIAAN. 676 00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:58,049 YOU KNOW WHO HE'S NAMED AFTER? 677 00:26:58,084 --> 00:27:00,219 CHRISTIAAN BARNARD, 678 00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:02,954 WHO PERFORMED THE FIRST HUMAN HEART TRANSPLANTS. 679 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:05,791 YES, I-I KNOW WHO CHRISTIAAN BARNARD WAS. 680 00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:17,903 HELP ME OUT HERE. 681 00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:20,338 SHE LIVES ALONE. 682 00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:23,209 SHE'S ABOUT TO START COOKING SOMETHING. 683 00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:24,309 STIR-FRIED BEEF. 684 00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:26,979 THAT'S A MEAL, NOT A BEDTIME SNACK. 685 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:29,147 SO? 686 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:31,017 WHY? 687 00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:34,452 MAYBE SHE WAS HUNGRY. 688 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,122 NO. 689 00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:38,691 SHE WENT OUT TO EAT THAT NIGHT, REMEMBER? 690 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:43,930 DOGGY BAGS. SHE COULDN'T FINISH HER DINNER. 691 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:45,964 SO WHY WAS SHE COOKING? 692 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,034 I'VE NO IDEA. 693 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:50,869 MAYBE SHE WASN'T. 694 00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:52,337 MAYBE AFTER SHE WAS DEAD, 695 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:55,340 THE KILLER CAME BACK DOWNSTAIRS... 696 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,308 TO COOK SOMETHING HIMSELF. 697 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,978 WHY? 698 00:27:59,010 --> 00:27:59,846 TO MAKE SMOKE. 699 00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:03,249 TO SET OFF THE SMOKE ALARM IN THERE. 700 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:11,423 (Sharona) MY GOD. 701 00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:13,392 THAT'S DALE BIEDERBECK'S HOUSEKEEPER. 702 00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:16,127 YOU WORKED FOR THE JUDGE. 703 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,429 YOU CLEANED HER HOUSE. 704 00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:19,431 THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 705 00:28:20,465 --> 00:28:21,968 THE MAN... 706 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,501 EL GORDO. ADRIAN...STOP. 707 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,903 THE FAT MAN. 708 00:28:24,936 --> 00:28:27,205 THE BIG WHALE. HE CALL ME. 709 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,508 HE OFFER ME MORE MONEY. 710 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:31,844 MORE THAN DOUBLE TO WORK FOR HIM. 711 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,278 ADRIAN! I-I-- 712 00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:34,480 STOP IT! STOP. 713 00:28:34,512 --> 00:28:38,084 AND THEN THE MAN... THE FAT MAN, 714 00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:41,153 HE WAS ALWAYS ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE JUDGE. 715 00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:43,122 WHEN DOES SHE WORK, 716 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:46,057 WHO WERE HER FRIENDS, HOW LATE DOES SHE SLEEP? 717 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:48,795 I TRIED NOT TO ANSWER. 718 00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:51,963 BUT LA AMOR DE DIOS-- HE KEPT ASKING! 719 00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:54,066 [soft Latin music plays in background] 720 00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,267 AND DID HE ASK YOU 721 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:58,104 HOW SHE LOCKED HER DOORS? 722 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,006 YEAH. 723 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,942 AND YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT THE HIDE-A-KEY, 724 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,045 THE KEY IN THE ROCK? 725 00:29:07,378 --> 00:29:09,147 OH, SEÑOR MONK! 726 00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:10,316 LO SIENTO! 727 00:29:10,348 --> 00:29:11,482 OH, PERDONEME! 728 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:14,220 [talking rapidly in Spanish] 729 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:15,922 YOU KNOW WHAT? (Monk) SHH, SHH, SHH. 730 00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:17,088 WE GOTTA GO NOW. 731 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:18,390 NO, DON'T--DON'T-- NO, NO-- 732 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,959 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. 733 00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:21,027 IT'S ALL GOOD. 734 00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:22,894 WE'RE GONNA GO NOW. WE GOTTA GO. 735 00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,096 WE HAVE TO GO. 736 00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:26,031 SHARONA, JUST GIVE ME ONE MOMENT. 737 00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:27,066 OKAY. 738 00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:30,269 (Disher) WHAT TIME IS IT? 739 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:31,971 UH-- 740 00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:33,940 WELL, DON'T ASK. 741 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:35,907 WHEW! 742 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,343 OH... 743 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:39,244 OKAY. 744 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,480 OKAY, OKAY. 745 00:29:41,512 --> 00:29:45,050 MAYBE WE'RE LOOKING AT THIS ALL WRONG. 746 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:46,986 MAYBE HE KILLED HER IN HIS APARTMENT, 747 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:49,320 AND THEN HE SOMEHOW MOVED THE BODY BACK TO HER HOUSE. 748 00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:51,490 NO. WHAT ABOUT THE 911 CALL? 749 00:29:51,522 --> 00:29:53,192 SHE MADE IT FROM THE HOUSE. 750 00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:55,227 RIGHT. 751 00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,097 WHAT ABOUT LIPOSUCTION? 752 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,165 WHAT? 753 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:01,133 LIPOSUCTION, YEAH. 754 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:04,069 HE--HE LIPOED HIMSELF DOWN TO LIKE, UH... 755 00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,971 I DON'T KNOW, LIKE 400 POUNDS. 756 00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:08,074 DOWN THE ELEVATOR, ACROSS TOWN. 757 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:10,041 KILLED THE JUDGE. 758 00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:12,810 WELL, HOW DID HE GAIN ALL THE WEIGHT BACK? 759 00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:16,315 REVERSE LIPOSUCTION. 760 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:18,984 OH, MY GOD. 761 00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:21,220 YEAH. HE JUST PUMPED IT ALL BACK IN. 762 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,423 YOU THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE. 763 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:28,259 I DON'T KNOW. SHOULD I CALL A DOCTOR? 764 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:31,262 NO. LET'S KEEP OUR REVERSE LIPOSUCTION THEORY TO OURSELVES, 765 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:32,263 OKAY, RANDY? 766 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:35,000 [laughs] 767 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,502 (Sharona) HI. 768 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:39,505 UH, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS SUE ELLEN? 769 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:40,940 HI. 770 00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:42,008 MY NAME IS SHARONA, 771 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,976 AND THIS IS MY FRIEND MR. MONK. 772 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:46,577 HE JUST WANTS TO ASK YOU 773 00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:49,048 A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS 774 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,183 ABOUT WHAT YOU SAW THE NIGHT THAT THE JUDGE WAS, UM-- 775 00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:53,986 BRUTALLY SLAIN. 776 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,253 YEAH. 777 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:56,454 THAT'S RIGHT. 778 00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:58,958 IS HE A POLICEMAN? 779 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:00,992 HE WAS. WHAT HAPPENED? 780 00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:02,228 I HAD A BREAKDOWN. 781 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,529 I WAS NEARLY CATATONIC FOR ABOUT 3 1/2 YEARS. 782 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:10,102 (Sue Ellen) I ALREADY TALKED TO THE REAL POLICE. 783 00:31:10,135 --> 00:31:12,171 THREE TIMES. (Sharona) I KNOW. 784 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:15,040 BUT MR. MONK HAS A DIFFERENT WAY OF LOOKING AT THINGS. 785 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,108 MAKE THEM BUY SOME LEMONADE. 786 00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:18,944 I'LL ONLY TALK IF YOU BUY SOME LEMONADE. 787 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:20,112 THAT'S THE RULE. 788 00:31:20,145 --> 00:31:22,114 OH. OKAY. 789 00:31:22,147 --> 00:31:23,648 HE HAS TO BUY SOME TOO. 790 00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:24,951 NO, UH, NO-- 791 00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:26,518 N-NO, THANKS. 792 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,586 BUY SOME LEMONADE. 793 00:31:28,619 --> 00:31:31,123 OKAY. FINE. 794 00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:32,290 I'LL JUST HAVE A SMALL-- 795 00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:33,459 VERY--VERY SMALL-- 796 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,328 YEAH, THANKS. 797 00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:43,134 IT'S OUR OWN RECIPE. 798 00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:53,011 THAT...HIT THE SPOT. 799 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:54,046 THANK YOU. 800 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,015 OKAY, NOW-- NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. 801 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:59,550 I WANT YOU TO THINK BACK TO THAT NIGHT. 802 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,586 YOU WERE WALKING YOUR DOG. 803 00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:04,056 YEAH. I WAS WALKING MY DOG BY THE BIG HOUSE OVER THERE, 804 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:05,324 LIKE I DO EVERY NIGHT. 805 00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:08,126 THE SMOKE ALARM WENT OFF, SO I LOOKED. 806 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,261 AND... 807 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:12,163 WHAT DID YOU SEE? 808 00:32:14,532 --> 00:32:17,103 YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE TERM EXTORTION? 809 00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:27,346 JUST DRINK IT. 810 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:32,617 GO ON. 811 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:33,618 SO I LOOKED. 812 00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:36,422 AND I SAW THIS REALLY FAT GUY IN THE HOUSE. 813 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,656 NO, I MEAN, LIKE, REALLY FAT, 814 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:39,724 LIKE ,FAT FAT. 815 00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:40,759 YEAH, FAT. 816 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:41,792 THEN HE OPENED THE CURTAINS 817 00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:44,663 AND STOOD ON A CHAIR AND TURNED OFF THE ALARM. 818 00:32:44,695 --> 00:32:47,199 OKAY, SUE ELLEN, I JUST WANNA BE ABSOLUTELY SURE. 819 00:32:47,232 --> 00:32:48,500 THE ALARM SOUNDED, 820 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:51,002 AND THEN YOU SAW THE CURTAINS OPEN UP? 821 00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:02,080 OH! LOOK AT THAT! 822 00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:10,756 IS THAT RIGHT? 823 00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:12,458 SMOKE ALARM, AND THEN THE CURTAINS? 824 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:13,491 YEP. 825 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:14,792 WHY WOULD HE OPEN THE CURTAINS 826 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,162 BEFORE HE TURNS OFF THE ALARM? 827 00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:18,763 HE WAS PUTTING ON A SHOW. 828 00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:20,365 WHAT KIND OF SHOW? 829 00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:24,036 HE WAS PUTTING ON A SHOW FOR YOU. 830 00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:27,772 [clattering] 831 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,775 (Sharona) ADRIAN. ADRIAN! 832 00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:32,177 SIT--STOP IT! 833 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:33,511 OKAY. JUST SIT! 834 00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:41,186 ADRIAN. 835 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:43,788 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LIKE THIS GUY DR. VEZZA, RIGHT? 836 00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:45,391 UH-HUH. 837 00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:47,093 LOOK. LOOK AT ME, PLEASE. 838 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,193 I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA EMBARRASS ME, 839 00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:49,728 AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T HELP YOURSELF. 840 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,596 BUT I AM JUST ASKING YOU-- 841 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:53,765 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM BEGGING YOU. 842 00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:57,135 IF YOU CAN JUST TRY NOT TO EMBARRASS ME TOO MUCH-- 843 00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:58,269 UH-HUH. 844 00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:01,240 JUST ONE OR TWO QUESTIONS, AND YOU'RE DONE. 845 00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:02,307 HELLO. 846 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,709 OH! 847 00:34:03,741 --> 00:34:05,644 DOCTOR. DOCTOR, UH, I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. 848 00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:07,145 I HOPE THIS ISN'T A BAD TIME. 849 00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:09,280 ACTUALLY, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A SESSION, 850 00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:11,117 BUT, UH, YES, I, UH... 851 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,119 THINK I CAN SPARE A FEW MINUTES. 852 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:13,784 HEY, THERE. 853 00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:15,286 HI. 854 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,090 I'M, UH, REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO FRIDAY NIGHT. 855 00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:19,724 I HOPE YOU LIKE THAI. 856 00:34:19,757 --> 00:34:21,559 OH, I--I LOVE THAI. 857 00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:23,762 OH, GOOD, BECAUSE THERE'S A NEW PLACE AT THE EMBARCADERO 858 00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:25,264 THAT I HEAR IS JUST FANTASTIC. 859 00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:27,166 DOCTOR, UH, JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU, UH... 860 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:28,166 ONE. 861 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,467 COUPLE OF QUESTIONS 862 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:33,105 ABOUT YOUR BENEFACTOR, MR. BIEDERBECK. 863 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:35,740 MISS FLEMING WAS AT HIS APARTMENT LAST NIGHT. I HEARD. 864 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:37,876 WHATEVER HE PAID YOU, IT WASN'T ENOUGH. 865 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,811 (Monk) WHILE SHE WAS THERE, 866 00:34:39,844 --> 00:34:42,313 MISS FLEMING HAPPENED TO NOTICE SOME VIDEOTAPES 867 00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:43,849 OF JUDGE LAVINIO. 868 00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:46,117 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM? 869 00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:47,286 YES, I RECORDED THEM. 870 00:34:47,318 --> 00:34:49,588 THEY WERE, UH, TV INTERVIEWS, NEWS CLIPS. 871 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:51,489 WE'RE FINE WITH THAT. 872 00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:52,858 YOU'RE DONE. 873 00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:56,228 YES. AND DO YOU KNOW WHY MR. BIEDERBECK WANTED THEM? 874 00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:58,164 HE WAS ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH HER. 875 00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:00,132 HE WANTED TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HER. 876 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:01,833 AND, DOCTOR-- OH, MY GOD! 877 00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:03,135 WHAT IS THAT? 878 00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:06,271 AH. THIS IS THE SELF-ESTEEM MIRROR. 879 00:35:06,304 --> 00:35:07,639 IT'S ONE OF MY INVENTIONS. 880 00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:09,574 NOW, THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, 881 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,577 AND THIS IS THE INNER YOU. 882 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,612 THIS IS THE YOU WE'RE WORKING TOWARDS. 883 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:15,313 (Sharona) I-I LOVE THIS. 884 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:16,447 THE SPOT, RIGHT? 885 00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:18,115 OH, EXCUSE ME. 886 00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:22,820 I SEE YOU'VE FOUND ANOTHER OF MY INVENTIONS. 887 00:35:22,853 --> 00:35:24,922 THE EMPATHY SUIT. 888 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,858 (Sharona) DR. VEZZA, 889 00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:28,726 WHO HAD A BIRTHDAY? 890 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,396 MINE, ACTUALLY. 891 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:32,831 LAST WEEK. YOU MISSED A GREAT PARTY. 892 00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:38,869 YOU'RE 37? 893 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:41,840 YES. I WAS CONCEIVED DURING THE BIG BLACKOUT 894 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:43,509 OF 1965. 895 00:35:44,742 --> 00:35:46,677 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME? 896 00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:54,420 WE REALLY HAVE TO WORK ON 897 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:56,288 OUR NOT EMBARRASSING SHARONA SKILLS. 898 00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:57,889 37. 899 00:35:57,922 --> 00:35:58,956 WHAT? 900 00:35:58,989 --> 00:36:00,358 HE'S 37. 901 00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:02,393 SO WHAT? 902 00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:05,364 IF HE'S 37 YEARS OLD, 903 00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:08,934 THEN I KNOW HOW THE JUDGE WAS KILLED. 904 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,942 [filtered breathing] 905 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:22,581 DID YOU GET THE RED DRESS I SENT YOU? 906 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:25,916 (woman) THIS IS TOO WEIRD, JUST TALKING TO A CAMERA. 907 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:27,952 DO YOU WANT ME TO WEAR IT? 908 00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:30,822 WELL, THAT'S THE IDEA, SWEETHEART. 909 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,858 [elevator bell dings] 910 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,960 (Vezza) IT'S CAPTAIN STOTTLEMEYER. 911 00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:38,530 [door opens] 912 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:39,697 HELLO, MR. BIEDERBECK. 913 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:40,731 CAPTAIN... 914 00:36:40,766 --> 00:36:42,668 I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD HAVE CALLED. 915 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,536 I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT. 916 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:45,771 I'M HERE TO ARREST YOU 917 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:48,306 FOR THE MURDER OF JUDGE KATE LAVINIO. 918 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:51,643 THAT'S A WARRANT. DULY SWORN. 919 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:54,846 (Biederbeck) SWEETHEART, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 920 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,882 DOCTOR, WILL YOU CALL HOWARD KLEIN 921 00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:58,750 AND TELL HIM WE'RE SUING THE CITY 922 00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:00,918 FOR MALICIOUS PROSECUTION...AGAIN? 923 00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:03,454 I HAVE HIRED A LOCAL CONSTRUCTION COMPANY 924 00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:04,789 TO TAKE OUT THIS DOOR. 925 00:37:04,822 --> 00:37:06,291 WE'RE GONNA GET A CRANE IN HERE 926 00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:07,893 AND LOWER YOUR FAT ASS DOWN TO THE STREET. 927 00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:10,896 A CRANE! OH, THAT'S RICH. 928 00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:12,398 BUT WOULD YOU MIND EXPLAINING TO ME 929 00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:14,532 HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO KILL THE BITCH? 930 00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:17,835 I CAN'T LEAVE THIS ROOM, REMEMBER? 931 00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,670 MR. MONK. 932 00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:23,742 WELL, MY, MY, MY. 933 00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:26,411 IT'S THE DEFECTIVE DETECTIVE ONCE MORE. 934 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:30,715 LAY IT ON ME, EINSTEIN. 935 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:34,519 THESE TWO CHAIRS ARE FROM THE JUDGE'S HOUSE. 936 00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:35,887 THE KILLER STOOD ON ONE OF THEM 937 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,922 WHEN HE TURNED OFF THE SMOKE ALARM. 938 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:41,460 A GIRL IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD SAW "A VERY, VERY 939 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:44,061 FAT MAN STANDING ON IT." 940 00:37:44,094 --> 00:37:47,565 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT THE CHAIR. 941 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,001 IT'S NOT BROKEN. 942 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:54,739 THIS IS SERGEANT CARGILL FROM THE 14TH PRECINCT. 943 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,507 SERGEANT, HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH? 944 00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:57,909 265. 945 00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,577 WOULD YOU MIND? 946 00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:08,786 SO HOW COULD A VERY, VERY FAT MAN 947 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,588 HAVE STOOD ON IT? 948 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:12,523 THERE'S ONLY ONE EXPLANATION. 949 00:38:12,557 --> 00:38:14,860 HE WAS A FAT MAN... 950 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:16,628 NOT A HEAVY MAN. 951 00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:18,864 LIEUTENANT. 952 00:38:23,534 --> 00:38:25,103 I VISITED YOUR CLINIC TODAY 953 00:38:25,135 --> 00:38:27,072 AND BORROWED ONE OF YOUR EMPATHY SUITS. 954 00:38:29,106 --> 00:38:32,010 FAT...BUT NOT HEAVY. 955 00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:36,347 I BELIEVE WE HAVE ANOTHER WARRANT TO SERVE. 956 00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:40,351 YOU'RE JOKING. 957 00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:41,820 (Monk) YOU WERE IN IT TOGETHER. 958 00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:43,021 YOU KILLED HER. 959 00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:46,458 THE FAT MAN PLANNED IT, BUT YOU DID IT. 960 00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:48,594 IT WAS BRILLIANT. 961 00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:49,960 YOU KILLED HER, 962 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,398 AND THEN YOU LEFT CLUES BEHIND 963 00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:54,833 TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE BIEDERBECK DID IT. 964 00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:56,967 WHY? BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH 965 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:59,637 WHO COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE DONE IT. 966 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:04,675 YOU WORE ENORMOUS BOOTS TO LEAVE BIG FOOTPRINTS. 967 00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:06,077 BREAKING IN WAS NO PROBLEM. 968 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:09,079 THE HOUSEKEEPER TOLD YOU ABOUT THE HIDE-A-KEY. 969 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:12,050 I ADMIT I WAS CONFUSED UNTIL I FIGURED OUT 970 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,385 THE SEQUENCE OF EVENTS. 971 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:16,554 FIRST YOU KILLED THE JUDGE. 972 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:17,889 AAH! 973 00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:20,925 THEN YOU RANSACKED THE HOUSE. 974 00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:22,927 OF COURSE, YOU NEEDED A WITNESS. 975 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,829 YOU PUT ON ONE OF YOUR FAT SUITS, 976 00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,931 SET OFF THE ALARM, 977 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:30,001 AND THEN WAITED UNTIL YOU WERE SURE SOMEBODY WAS WATCHING. 978 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,471 [alarm beeping, dog barking] 979 00:39:32,503 --> 00:39:34,539 AND FINALLY, YOU CALLED 911, 980 00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:36,173 AND YOU'RE GREAT WITH VOICES, DOC. 981 00:39:36,206 --> 00:39:38,076 WE'VE ALL HEARD YOU. 982 00:39:38,108 --> 00:39:39,777 [as Lavinio] HE'S RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS! 983 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:42,447 BIEDERBECK EVEN SUPPLIED YOU WITH VIDEOTAPES OF THE JUDGE 984 00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:44,114 SO YOU COULD PRACTICE. 985 00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:45,951 THIS IS INSANE. 986 00:39:45,983 --> 00:39:48,018 WHY WOULD I RISK EVERYTHING? 987 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,954 YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE, 988 00:39:49,987 --> 00:39:53,057 DID YOU, GLEN? 989 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:55,059 I KNEW CHRISTIAAN WASN'T YOUR REAL NAME 990 00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:56,894 AS SOON AS YOU SAID YOU WERE 37 YEARS OLD. 991 00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:59,797 YOU TOLD SHARONA THAT YOU WERE NAMED 992 00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,032 AFTER CHRISTIAAN BARNARD, 993 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:05,202 BUT HE WASN'T FAMOUS UNTIL 1967... 994 00:40:05,235 --> 00:40:07,873 AFTER YOU WERE BORN. 995 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,875 (Stottlemeyer) I PUT THE FBI ON IT. 996 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:11,876 THEY WERE LOOKING FOR YOU. 997 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,846 YOUR REAL NAME IS GLEN Q. SYNDELL. 998 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,981 YOU KILLED A CHILD FIVE YEARS AGO. 999 00:40:17,014 --> 00:40:18,083 ACCIDENT. 1000 00:40:18,115 --> 00:40:20,018 YOU WERE OPERATING ON HER SO DOPED UP, 1001 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:21,219 YOU COULDN'T SEE STRAIGHT. 1002 00:40:21,251 --> 00:40:22,753 ACCIDENT. 1003 00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:25,757 CONVICTED OF MANSLAUGHTER AND RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT, 1004 00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:27,659 YOU WERE LOOKING AT 15 YEARS, MINIMUM. 1005 00:40:27,693 --> 00:40:29,594 YOU JUMPED BAIL BEFORE SENTENCING, 1006 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:30,695 AND THEN YOU DISAPPEARED. 1007 00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:31,929 UNTIL NOW. 1008 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:34,632 AND SOMEHOW, SOMEHOW, 1009 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,702 BIEDERBECK LEARNED YOUR SECRET, 1010 00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:38,804 AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON, HE OWNED YOU. 1011 00:40:38,836 --> 00:40:41,172 DIDN'T HE? 1012 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,208 LISTEN, I JUST HAVE TO SAY... 1013 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,710 FANTASTIC WORK, REALLY. 1014 00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:48,847 BOTH OF YOU, KUDOS. 1015 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,081 AND FOR THE RECORD, I AM SHOCKED--SHOCKED 1016 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,686 THAT MY PERSONAL PHYSICIAN IS BOTH A FUGITIVE 1017 00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:58,023 AND A COLD-BLOODED KILLER-- SHOCKED! 1018 00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:01,992 BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY TIE ME TO THE CRIME, CAN YOU? 1019 00:41:02,027 --> 00:41:04,829 WELL, NOW, THAT REALLY DEPENDS ON MR. SYNDELL. 1020 00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:06,664 WHAT DO YOU SAY, GLEN? 1021 00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:09,099 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK TO US? 1022 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:10,802 IT'LL BE MY PLEASURE. 1023 00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:13,972 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO TESTIFYING AGAINST YOU. 1024 00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:15,773 MAYBE ONCE AND FOR ALL, I CAN REDEEM MYSELF 1025 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,141 FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE, 1026 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,976 ALL THE PAIN I'VE CAUSED. 1027 00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:21,278 I DETEST YOU. 1028 00:41:21,311 --> 00:41:22,780 DO YOU? 1029 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:24,282 WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. 1030 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:27,753 BIEDERBECK, YOU'RE AN ABOMINATION. 1031 00:41:27,786 --> 00:41:30,755 AN ODIOUS, GLUTTONOUS... 1032 00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:31,922 (Stottlemeyer) YEAH, YEAH. 1033 00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:33,759 PUTRID FREAK OF NATURE. 1034 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:36,661 WOW! IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE ANYONE'S CALLED ME THAT. 1035 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:39,931 LISTEN, BY THE TIME MY LAWYERS ARE THROUGH WITH YOU, 1036 00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:43,001 YOU'RE NOT GONNA KNOW WHICH END IS UP. 1037 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:45,603 THERE'S NOT A PRISON IN THE COUNTRY THAT CAN HOLD ME! 1038 00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:48,974 THERE ARE VERY FEW SHOPPING MALLS THAT CAN HOLD YOU. 1039 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,909 BUT, NONETHELESS, 1040 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:53,679 WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT A TRY. 1041 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:54,679 YOU-- 1042 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:56,782 (Stottlemeyer) OOF! 1043 00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:57,949 [groaning] 1044 00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:01,686 WHAT'S HE DOING? 1045 00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,255 LOOK, HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME. 1046 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,596 WASN'T REALLY MUCH OF A FIGHT, WAS IT? 1047 00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:16,034 ADRIAN, 1048 00:42:16,067 --> 00:42:17,835 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING, 1049 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,838 AND IF IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 1050 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:21,172 I PROMISE I'LL SHUT UP. 1051 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,873 I DOUBT IT. 1052 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,880 WHAT DID TRUDY MEAN BY BREAD AND BUTTER? 1053 00:42:29,914 --> 00:42:31,181 AH... 1054 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:34,251 WHENEVER TRUDY AND I WERE WALKING SOMEWHERE, 1055 00:42:34,284 --> 00:42:35,853 WE'D HOLD HANDS. 1056 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:39,056 IF THERE WAS A LAMP POST OR SOMEBODY WALKED BETWEEN US 1057 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:42,059 AND WE HAD TO LET GO FOR A SECOND, 1058 00:42:42,092 --> 00:42:46,331 SHE'D ALWAYS SAY BREAD AND BUTTER. 1059 00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:48,233 SO WHEN SHE DIED... 1060 00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:50,568 YEAH. I THINK IT WAS A MESSAGE FOR ME. 1061 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,070 SHE WAS SAYING, 1062 00:42:53,103 --> 00:42:57,007 "I HAVE TO LET GO NOW FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 1063 00:42:57,041 --> 00:43:00,177 BUT IT WON'T BE FOREVER." 1064 00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:11,757 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 71947

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