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[cell phone ringing]
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(woman)
HARRY, THANK GOD YOU CALLED.
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KATE?
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WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
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(Kate)
OH, I'M--I'M ON MY WAY.
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I'LL BE THERE IN 20 MINUTES.
HOW IS SHE?
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I DON'T KNOW, THE VETERINARIAN
WON'T LET ME SEE HER.
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WELL, WHAT DID THEY SAY?
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SHE WAS HIT BY A CAR.
THAT'S ALL THEY KNOW.
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OH...OH...
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THEY THINK HER BACK LEGS
ARE BROKEN.
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(Kate)
MY POOR BABY.
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I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW
HOW IT HAPPENED.
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HOW'D SHE GET
OUT OF THE YARD?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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MARIA MUST HAVE
LEFT THE GATE OPEN.
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(Kate)
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
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I CHECKED IT MYSELF.
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WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
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(Kate)
OH, I'M, UH,
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I'M GOING PAST
THE RANGER'S STATION.
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OH, GOD, IF SOMETHING'S
HAPPENED TO HER,
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I WILL NEVER
FORGIVE MYSELF.
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JUST HURRY!
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(Kate)
I--I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.
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[thunder]
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AAH!
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[distant crash]
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[jazzy guitar and bass music]
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*
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[siren]
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WHOA.
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PRESS PASS.
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NO.
ARE YOU ON THE LIST?
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NO.
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I'M SORRY,
I CAN'T LET YOU IN.
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OFFICER THIS
IS ADRIAN MONK.
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SORRY, SIR, I--
I DIDN'T KNOW.
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UH, COULD WE STAND
OVER THERE?
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WE DON'T LIKE
TO BE TOUCHED.
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ADRIAN...
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ADRIAN.
COME ON.
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AS YOU CAN IMAGINE,
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THE PAST THREE DAYS
HAVE BEEN VERY DIFFICULT,
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VERY PAINFUL
FOR THE ENTIRE DEPARTMENT.
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OUR PRAYERS ARE WITH
THE ASHCOMB FAMILY.
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HE FORMER COMMISSIONER IS HERE
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AND HAS ASKED
TO SAY A FEW WORDS.
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COMMISSIONER.
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IT'S BEEN 72 HOURS SINCE
MY WIFE KATHERINE DISAPPEARED.
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I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE
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FOR THEIR PRAYERS
AND GOOD WISHES.
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IT'S MEANT THE WORLD TO ME.
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THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE
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WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY WIFE.
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I'M ASKING YOU TO LOOK
INTO YOUR HEART
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AND TO COME FORWARD WITH ANY
INFORMATION YOU MIGHT HAVE.
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TO KATE...
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IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS,
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HANG IN THERE, BABY.
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I LOVE YOU.
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DON'T GIVE UP.
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SIR, HAS ANYONE
THREATENED
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[reporters shouting questions]
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MONK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I WANNA HELP.
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YOU WANNA HELP?
SAY A PRAYER FOR THE MAN.
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I CAN DO MORE THAN THAT,
CAPTAIN.
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YOU KNOW I CAN.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT
THAT MAN'S GOING THROUGH?
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YES.
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I CAN.
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COME ON, FOLLOW ME.
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COMMISSIONER.
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HARRY...
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ADRIAN MONK.
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YES, OF COURSE.
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HOW ARE YOU, DETECTIVE?
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FORMER DETECTIVE.
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NOT FOR LONG, I HOPE.
WE MISS YOU.
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THANK YOU FOR COMING.
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SIR, IF THERE'S
ANYTHING THAT I CAN DO.
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I'M AVAILABLE 24/7.
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WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT.
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I'VE BECOME PRETTY FAMILIAR
WITH THIS TYPE OF CRIME.
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THERE IS NO CRIME YET,
MONK.
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THIS IS
A MISSING PERSONS CASE.
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OF COURSE, I KNOW.
I KNOW THAT.
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AND I'M SORRY.
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ADRIAN.
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I JUST MEAN,
IF WORSE COMES TO WORST.
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AND I PRAY
IT NEVER DOES.
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I THINK I COULD BE
A REAL ASSET HERE.
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YOU WON'T BE SORRY, SIR.
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HE IS THE BEST.
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WELL...HOW CAN I NOT
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ACCEPT AN OFFER
FROM ADRIAN MONK?
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LELAND, SEE THAT HE GETS A COPY
OF THE FILE AND FULL ACCESS.
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YES, SIR.
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WELCOME ABOARD, DETECTIVE.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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THANK YOU.
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[seagulls squawking]
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WHERE AM I?
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WHERE THE HELL...
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[gasps]
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[gasps]
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OHH!
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[intermittent siren]
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[police radio chatter]
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[siren bleeps]
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SHE WAS CALLING ME.
SHE LED ME HERE.
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SEE, THAT'S THE WAY
IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES.
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I WAS DRIVING THE CAR,
BUT HER AURA WAS GUIDING ME.
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WRITE THAT DOWN, LIEUTENANT.
IT WAS HER AURA.
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AND THEN I WOKE UP,
AND I WAS RIGHT HERE.
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SEE, SHE WANTED ME
TO FIND HER.
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SHE DIDN'T WANT TO LIE
FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY
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UNDER ALL THAT MUD.
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I MEAN, CAN YOU BLAME HER?
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AND YOU NEVER MET
MRS. ASHCOMBE?
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NO, NEVER MET HER.
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NOT UNTIL THIS MORNING.
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AND, UH, DO YOU KNOW
HER HUSBAND AT ALL?
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NEVER HAD THE HONOR.
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IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
YOU CAN TELL US, MS. FLINT?
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OH, HELL'S BELLS, CAPTAIN,
YOU CAN CALL ME DOLLY.
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YOU'VE KNOWN ME
FOR 20 YEARS.
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(Leland)
HELLO, DOLLY.
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[laughing]
DID HE TELL YOU?
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HE ARRESTED ME
THREE TIMES.
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BUNCO AND FRAUD.
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YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS
A QUACK, DIDN'T YOU?
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HUH, CAPTAIN?
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NEVER THOUGHT I'D ACTUALLY
FIND SOMEBODY.
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OH, HI!
EXCUSE ME.
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CAN--CAN YOU
GET A PICTURE
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OF ME WITH THE CAR?
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I'M JUST GONNA--
HEY, NO, DOLLY.
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DOLLY, HE IS
A POLICE PHOTOGRAPHER.
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HE'S NOT FROM
THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER.
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RIGHT THIS WAY.
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(Dolly)
CAN'T I JUST HAVE ONE SHOT?
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I THINK WE SHOULD
MOVE OVER HERE.
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(Leland)
WHAT THE HELL?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT?
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LOOKS LIKE...SOMETHING
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WAS...MAYBE DRAGGED
ALONG HERE.
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SOMETHING METAL.
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THAT COULD BE ANYTHING.
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BUT YOU SEE--YOU SEE
WHERE THE CAR ENDED UP.
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IMAGINE THE TRAJECTORY.
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IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
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DON'T COMPLICATE THINGS,
MONK.
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SHE WAS PROBABLY DOING
70 OF 75 MILES AN HOUR
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WHEN SHE MISSED THE TURN.
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HEY, DID YOU HEAR
WHO FOUND THE CAR?
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I HEARD.
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DOLLY FLINT.
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CRAZY DOLLY.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
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NO...I CAN'T.
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MONK DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN PSYCHICS.
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I BELIEVE IN WHAT
I CAN SEE.
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I BELIEVE IN WHAT'S
IN FRONT OF ME.
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YOU KNOW
HOW I FOUND OUT
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THAT MY EX WAS STILL
SEEING HIS OLD GIRLFRIEND?
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PLEASE, TELL US.
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A PSYCHIC TOLD ME.
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AND THAT'S A TRUE STORY,
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AND IT WAS THE BEST
35 BUCKS I EVER SPENT.
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35 BUCKS?
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THERE HAVE BEEN CASES,
DOCUMENTED CASES,
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WHERE PSYCHICS HAVE FOUND
MISSING KIDS.
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BODIES.
IT HAPPENS.
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IT HAP--OF COURSE
IT HAPPENS.
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1,000 PSYCHICS MAKING
10,000 PREDICTIONS A YEAR,
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TWO OR THREE OF THEM
HAVE TO BE RIGHT.
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[siren]
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[sighs]
HERE HE IS.
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YOU KNOW, I WAS THE BEST MAN
AT THEIR WEDDING.
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REALLY?
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THIS IS GONNA
KILL HIM.
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KILL HIM.
GOT IT.
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HMM.
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(Monk)
THAT'S STRANGE.
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(Sharona)
WHAT?
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SHE WENT OFF THE ROAD HERE.
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LOOK AT THE TREE.
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THE TREE'S INTACT.
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NO BROKEN BRANCHES.
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HARRY, I REALLY DON'T
THINK YOU SHOULD LOOK.
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WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE YOU SHOULD
REMEMBER HER LIKE SHE WAS.
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LELAND, I HAVE TO SEE HER.
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I HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
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KATHERINE.
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HI.
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COMMISSIONER,
THIS IS DOLLY FLINT.
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SHE FOUND YOUR WIFE'S BODY.
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YES, OF COURSE.
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IT'S AMAZING.
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I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
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I JUST WISH
I COULD HAVE FOUND HER
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BEFORE SHE...
CROSSED OVER.
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(Sharona)
ADRIAN...
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DON'T YOU WANT
A CLOSER LOOK?
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NO, I--
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I CAN SEE FROM HERE.
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WOULD YOU LIKE US
TO MOVE THE CRASH SITE
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A LITTLE CLOSER TO YOU?
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NO, I'M--I'M FINE.
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[car door closes]
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HI!
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YOU FOUND THE BODY?
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YEAH.
ARE YOU A REPORTER?
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MS. FLINT, HELLO.
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UM, MY NAME
IS SHARONA FLEMING.
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AND THIS IS MY FRIEND--
OH, EXCUSE ME, MY BOSS,
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ADRIAN MONK.
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UM...HE WAS CONSULTING
ON THE CASE
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BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP
TO SOLVE IT.
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WHY IS HE, UH...
STARING AT ME?
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I KNOW, IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY
IF YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
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EXCUSE ME.
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UH, MS. FLINT,
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I JUST HAVE TO SAY
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THAT IT IS AN HONOR
TO MEET YOU.
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I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE WASTED
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ON THOSE TV PSYCHICS.
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BUT YOU REALLY HAVE THE POWER.
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I MEAN THE GIFT.
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WELL, APPARENTLY.
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UM, CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME
FOR A PRIVATE READING?
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OH, YEAH!
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BUT LISTEN, UM,
THE RATES ON MY CARDS
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NO LONGER APPLY.
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THEY'VE GONE UP
AS OF ABOUT TWO HOURS AGO.
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HERE'S ONE FOR YOU,
MR. MONK.
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I'LL TAKE IT TO HIM.
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MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU
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WITH, UH, ONE
OF YOUR CASES SOMETIME.
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CIAO.
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BYE.
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[car engine starts]
246
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,269
[splat]
UHH!
247
00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:11,904
OHH!
248
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,708
HOLD STILL,
HOLD STILL.
249
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:18,044
IT'S NOT THE END
OF THE WORLD.
250
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,712
DID YOU SEE THAT?
251
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:20,947
JUST A LITTLE MUD.
252
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:23,283
NO, SHE MOVED
HER SEAT FORWARD.
253
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,052
WHEN SHE GOT IN THE CAR,
SHE MOVED HER SEAT.
254
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,903
OH, I'M SORRY.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY OFFICE.
255
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,971
YEAH, SEE,
I'M CONFUSED,
256
00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,373
BECAUSE MY NAME
IS ON THE DOOR.
257
00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,908
DON'T--DON'T BLAME
SHARONA, CAPTAIN.
258
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:49,942
I HAVE NO INTENTION
OF BLAMING SHARONA.
259
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,078
I WAS JUST FOLLOWING UP
ON THE ASHCOMBE CASE.
260
00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,379
WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
261
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,816
I TOOK THE LIBERTY
OF STRAIGHTENING UP A LITTLE.
262
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,049
WHERE IS ALL MY CRAP?
263
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,118
IT'S IN YOUR DRAWERS.
264
00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,988
AND, OF COURSE, I HAD
TO THROW SOME STUFF AWAY.
265
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,889
I'M SORRY, SIR.
266
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,024
I--I TRY TO STOP HIM, BUT...
267
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:08,961
THERE IS NO
ASHCOMBE CASE, MONK.
268
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,964
THE INQUEST IS OVER.
269
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:13,033
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.
270
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,001
IT WAS RAINING.
SHE WAS A TERRIBLE DRIVER.
271
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,303
SHE WENT OFF THE ROAD.
272
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,105
A MUDSLIDE
COVERED THE CAR.
273
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:19,972
UNTIL--
274
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,308
UNTIL THE BIGGEST FLAKE
IN NORTH AMERICA
275
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,144
JUST HAPPENED TO FIND IT?
276
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,312
AND YOU CAN'T STAND THAT,
CAN YOU?
277
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,349
DOLLY FLINT...
278
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:30,984
SHOWED YOU UP,
279
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,821
AND YOU CAN'T STAND IT.
280
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,990
ADRIAN...SIT.
281
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,991
WE HAVE DOLLY FLINT'S FILE.
282
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,092
YEAH, I KNOW
SHE HAS A JACKET, MONK.
283
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,293
I MADE THREE OF THOSE COLLARS
MYSELF.
284
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:44,030
FRAUD, TRESPASSING,
RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT.
285
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,331
YEAH, SHE HAS
A SLEEP DISORDER.
286
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,466
SHE WALKS IN HER SLEEP.
287
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,936
SHE'S GOT, UM...
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
288
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:49,937
SAMNU--
289
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:50,903
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CASES
290
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,807
DOLLY FLINT OFFERED
TO HELP WITH AND FAILED?
291
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,109
220.
292
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,912
SO SHE'S ONE FOR 220.
293
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,013
IT'S POSSIBLE.
294
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,048
NO, IT'S NOT.
295
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,081
YES, IT IS.
296
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,018
SHE WAS PHOTOGRAPHED
297
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:07,519
GOING THROUGH A RED LIGHT
LAST NIGHT.
298
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,121
SHE WAS ALONE
IN THE CAR.
299
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,394
IT HAPPENED.
300
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,373
(Monk)
I'M NOT GOOD AT PARTIES.
301
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:27,975
(Sharona)
IT'S NOT A PARTY.
302
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,842
IT'S A MEMORIAL SERVICE.
303
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,581
THIS IS A NICE PLACE.
304
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,182
OBVIOUSLY,
WHOEVER LIVES HERE
305
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,018
DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU.
306
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,553
THE LATE MRS. ASHCOMBE
WAS RICHER THAN CANADA.
307
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:44,024
COMMISSIONER.
308
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,557
I THOUGHT
THIS MIGHT HELP.
309
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:48,061
WHEN I LOST TRUDY,
310
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,029
I--I READ IT
EVERY NIGHT.
311
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:52,532
RALPH WALDO EMERSON.
312
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,067
YES, SIR.
313
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,101
THANK YOU, ADRIAN.
314
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,104
AND THANK YOU FOR COMING.
315
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:59,239
IT MEANS THE WORLD
TO ME.
316
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,076
IT LOOKS LIKE WE WON'T
REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES AFTER ALL.
317
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:07,480
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH
I APPRECIATE YOUR OFFER.
318
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,484
THANK YOU.
319
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:14,955
HOLD ON.
320
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,556
NO, NO, BATHROOM.
BATHROOM.
321
00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:18,258
I NEED TO WASH.
JUST...TRY UPSTAIRS.
322
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,092
DID YOU SEE THAT?
IT WAS A TWO-HANDER.
323
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,461
I SAW IT, JUST...
DON'T MAKE A SCENE.
324
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,152
THE GUEST BATHROOM
IS DOWN THE HALL.
325
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,388
COMMISSIONER.
I'M SORRY.
326
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,590
UH, I WAS, UH...
327
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:24,957
I WAS, UH...
328
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,058
I WAS--I WAS JUST--
329
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,360
I MEAN, LATER...
330
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:29,662
AFTER, YOU KNOW, BEFORE,
331
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:33,066
WHEN WE--I--OKAY.
332
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,033
HERE'S THE THING--
333
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,068
I CAN REMEMBER WHEN
YOU BEGAN THIS SENTENCE.
334
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,336
[chuckles]
335
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,404
EVERYONE GETS LOST.
336
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,673
THE HOUSE WAS ALWAYS TOO BIG
FOR KATHERINE AND ME.
337
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:41,540
WE DIDN'T BUY IT.
338
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:43,976
IT WAS A WEDDING GIFT
FROM HER FATHER.
339
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,979
AH.
340
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,148
YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT?
341
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:51,183
I MEAN, YOU LOST
YOUR WIFE.
342
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,554
UH, UNDERSTAND WHAT, SIR?
343
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:58,158
THE NATURAL DESIRE
TO PACK HER THINGS AWAY.
344
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,759
YOU DON'T WANT THEM AROUND
TO...REMIND YOU.
345
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,764
I GUESS I HAD
THE OPPOSITE REACTION.
346
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:09,068
I HAVEN'T THROWN ANYTHING
OF TRUDY'S AWAY.
347
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,104
NOT EVEN A HAIRBRUSH.
348
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,974
NOT EVEN A...
HAIR FROM A HAIRBRUSH.
349
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,476
REALLY?
350
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,649
[faint piano music
and chatter]
351
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,051
SO, WHAT, HE LEAVES
THE HOUSE LIKE, UH,
352
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,751
TWICE A WEEK NOW?
353
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,654
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION
IS THAT, HMM?
354
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:29,755
HE LEAVES THE HOUSE
ALL THE TIME.
355
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,158
HE'S NOT DISABLED.
356
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,259
HE JUST GETS
A LITTLE ANXIOUS ABOUT--
357
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,427
EVERY SINGLE THING.
358
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,029
WELL, YOU KNOW,
359
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,431
THE FACT IS...
360
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:41,433
WE'RE GETTING OFFERS
FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,
361
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,568
EVERY DAY.
362
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:43,769
I MEAN, I HAD
TO DISCONNECT MY PHONE.
363
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:44,770
IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY.
364
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,438
SURE.
365
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,480
[indistinct chatter]
366
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,724
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
367
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,059
YOU CAN'T LOOK
THROUGH PEOPLE'S MAIL.
368
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,494
I'M NOT STEALING ANYTHING.
369
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,797
I'M JUST COMBING THROUGH.
370
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,298
I DON'T WANNA LIVE
IN A WORLD WHERE A PERSON
371
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,799
CAN'T COMB THROUGH
ANOTHER PERSON'S MAIL.
372
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,068
[sighs]
373
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,203
CAN YOU JUST HURRY UP?
374
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,538
"JENNIE ZEPPETTELLI."
375
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,775
SMELL THAT.
376
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,510
IT'S PERFUME.
377
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,180
SHALIMAR.
IT'S VERY EXPENSIVE.
378
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,816
OBVIOUSLY AN OLD GIRLFRIEND.
379
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,852
SHE LOVED HIM.
BUT IT'S OVER NOW.
380
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:34,753
HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT?
381
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:38,724
I'VE NEVER UNDERLINED ANYTHING
SIX TIMES, HAVE YOU?
382
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,679
(Monk)
I AGREE, JENNIFER.
383
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:02,414
HE DID WASTE THE BEST
FIVE YEARS OF YOUR LIFE.
384
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,317
HOW DID YOU KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING?
385
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,586
YOU WERE LOOKING
386
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,755
AT THE EMPTY BOTTLES
OF BEAUJOLAIS.
387
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,391
THEY'RE DATED, ONE FOR EACH
OF THE LAST FIVE YEARS.
388
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,594
THEY OBVIOUSLY REPRESENT
ANNIVERSARIES.
389
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,128
AND I SAW YOU
390
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,163
FEEL YOUR RING FINGER,
391
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,431
WHICH DOESN'T HAVE A RING.
392
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:21,134
ARE YOU A PSYCHIC,
MR. MONK?
393
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,501
[scoffs]
394
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,438
HE'S A PSYCHIC WHO DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN PSYCHICS.
395
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,507
JENNIFER, WE KNOW YOU WERE
HAVING AN AFFAIR
396
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:28,775
WITH HARRY ASHCOMBE.
397
00:18:30,942 --> 00:18:32,744
IS IT OVER?
398
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,780
I WISED UP.
399
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,915
IT ONLY TOOK FIVE YEARS.
400
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:40,787
I REALIZED HARRY WAS NEVER
GONNA LEAVE HIS WIFE.
401
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,322
AND NOT BECAUSE
HE LOVED HER.
402
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,923
I MEAN, HE DESPISED HER.
403
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,625
HE JUST COULDN'T
LIVE WITHOUT THE MONEY.
404
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,528
WHEN DID YOU SEE HIM LAST?
405
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,895
ABOUT FOUR MONTHS AGO.
406
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,897
BUT HE CALLS ME ALL THE TIME,
407
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,166
AND HE--HE SENDS ME GIFTS.
408
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,535
I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED
TO HIS WIFE,
409
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,603
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
410
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,172
HE'S JUST...HE'S CRAZY.
411
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,874
YOU MEAN THE ACCIDENT?
412
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,778
YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT?
413
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,846
I DON'T KNOW.
414
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,781
ALL I KNOW
IS THAT HARRY ASHCOMBE
415
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,518
IS A VERY DANGEROUS MAN.
416
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:16,323
I HOPE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
417
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:19,326
(Sharona)
DO WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING?
418
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,294
RELAX, I HAVE BEEN
HANDLING REFRIGERATORS
419
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,662
SINCE I WAS 15.
420
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,963
NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE CASE.
421
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,300
THE FORMER COMMISSIONER ISN'T
JUST ANOTHER SUSPECT, ADRIAN.
422
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,902
HE IS CONNECTED.
423
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,805
HE IS THE MAN, AND YOU BETTER
BE SURE ABOUT THIS.
424
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,307
I'M AS SURE AS I CAN BE
425
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,910
WITHOUT ANY, YOU KNOW,
PROOF.
426
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,512
ALL OF HER STUFF
427
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,414
WAS PACKED UP.
428
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,883
HE COULDN'T WAIT
TO GET RID OF IT.
429
00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:45,785
BUT THAT DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING.
430
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:46,885
THERE WERE BOOTS
IN THE CLOSET
431
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:50,390
THAT WERE COVERED
WITH MUD.
432
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,991
GOOD UNTIL JULY 22ND.
433
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,662
SELL BY JULY 20TH.
434
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,695
DAH!
435
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,469
YOU REALLY THINK HE FORCED
HIS WIFE OFF THE ROAD?
436
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,903
YEP.
437
00:20:03,935 --> 00:20:04,971
ANY IDEA HOW?
438
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:07,307
WELL, UNLESS I'M CRAZY,
439
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:10,876
HE PUT SOMETHING ON THE ROAD
THAT SENT HER OVER THE SIDE.
440
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,346
NOW, THAT WAS
THE EASY PART.
441
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,682
THE HARD PART CAME LATER.
442
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,317
WHAT'S THAT?
443
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,354
GETTING THAT LOONY TUNE
DOLLY FLINT
444
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,690
TO FIND THE BODY.
445
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,791
THAT'S THE REAL MYSTERY HERE.
446
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,327
HOW DID HE DO THAT?
447
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,362
WELL, YOU CAN ASK HER.
448
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,565
I GOT A READING WITH HER
AT 3:00.
449
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,700
WHY DON'T YOU COME ALONG?
450
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,602
MAYBE I WILL.
451
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,842
MMM...
452
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,576
VERY POSITIVE PERSON.
453
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,712
HMM, VERY SPIRITUAL.
454
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,713
THAT'S TRUE.
455
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,348
HMM.
THAT'S TRUE.
456
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,017
HMM, BUT YOU'VE
BEEN TROUBLED.
457
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,684
YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE
SLEEPING.
458
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,952
AM I RIGHT?
459
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,855
YEAH. YEAH.
UH-HUH.
460
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,757
YOU CAN TELL ALL THAT
FROM THE BUMPS IN MY HEAD?
461
00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:58,924
MM-HMM.
IT'S CALLED PHRENOLOGY.
462
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,994
SEE, THE SHAPE OF YOUR HEAD
IS LIKE A SPIRITUAL ROAD MAP.
463
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,997
YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW
HOW TO READ IT.
464
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,499
(Sharona)
FEELS GOOD.
465
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:07,967
SHH.
466
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,736
OKAY.
467
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,069
THERE'S A YOUNG MAN
IN YOUR LIFE.
468
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,872
OH, THAT WOULD BE MY SON.
469
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:13,873
YEAH, HIS NAME'S BENJI.
470
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:15,074
OH.
471
00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:17,443
AND ANOTHER MAN.
472
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,744
NOW, HE'S NOT YOUNG,
473
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,413
BUT HE'S LIKE A CHILD.
474
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,080
THAT WOULD BE MY BOSS.
475
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,415
MM.
476
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,484
OOH, THIS
IS VERY DIFFICULT.
477
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,755
THE MAN IS CAUSING YOU
A LOT OF ANXIETY.
478
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,589
(Sharona)
YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T
WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
479
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,424
OKAY, PLEASE?
480
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,594
YEAH, THIS IS ANOTHER MAN.
481
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:35,761
A NEW MAN.
482
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,929
OH, HONEY,
THIS IS A REAL MAN.
483
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,431
REALLY?
484
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,465
YEAH.
485
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,401
[giggles]
486
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,068
[clatter]
487
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,903
WHAT WAS THAT?
488
00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:47,440
WAIT, LET'S--LET'S
TALK ABOUT THAT MAN.
489
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,476
WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND
MR. MONK?
490
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,916
[approaching footsteps]
491
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,019
MR. MONK.
492
00:22:00,051 --> 00:22:01,921
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
IN THE WAITING ROOM.
493
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:04,824
I WAS THIRSTY.
494
00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,026
YEAH, WELL,
YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED.
495
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:09,828
EXCUSE THE MESS.
496
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,063
MY CLEANING GIRL
GOT HERSELF KNOCKED UP
497
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:12,932
BY SOME GUY
FROM PARAGUAY.
498
00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:14,901
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
499
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,436
WHAT DO THEY
CALL 'EM ANYWAY--
500
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,705
PARAGUIANS?
501
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,874
HERE YOU GO.
502
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,509
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M FINE.
503
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:27,547
IT'S, UH...
IT'S JUST A COUGH DROP
504
00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:29,548
STUCK IN MY THROAT THERE.
505
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:30,849
BUT I'M FINE NOW.
THANK YOU.
506
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,117
SUIT YOURSELF.
507
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,920
[slurp]
508
00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:35,988
WHY DON'T YOU
COME AND JOIN US?
509
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,824
MMM.
510
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,491
MM-HMM.
511
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,093
THE CHARIOT.
512
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:43,162
YOU'RE A VERY
RESTLESS SOUL.
513
00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:44,797
HMM?
514
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:45,897
OH!
515
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,500
NOW, THIS IS INTERESTING.
516
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,734
THE KNIGHT OF PENTACLES.
517
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:49,868
IS THAT GOOD?
518
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,604
WELL, IT CONFIRMS
WHAT I FELT EARLIER:
519
00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:52,872
ROMANCE.
520
00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:54,707
YOU KNOW ANYONE
WITH A BRITISH ACCENT?
521
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:55,974
[sighs]
522
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:57,509
NO.
YOU WILL.
523
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,944
VERY SOON.
524
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:01,113
A BRITISH ACCENT, HUH?
525
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:02,615
HE'S NOT GONNA
526
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:03,782
LOOK LIKE THAT, IS HE?
527
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,084
[laughs]
528
00:23:05,116 --> 00:23:06,952
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
529
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:10,122
AH, NO, HE'S
GONNA BE TALL,
530
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:13,425
AND HIS NAME IS...
DEREK.
531
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:14,894
DAVID?
532
00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:17,896
CONGRATULATIONS, I'M SURE YOU'LL
BOTH BE DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY.
533
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,031
MS. FLINT, UH, ABOUT
FINDING MRS. ASHCOMBE--
534
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,901
NO, I DIDN'T
FIND ANYBODY.
535
00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:24,036
HER SPIRIT
LED ME TO HER.
536
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,472
OF COURSE.
YEAH, OF COURSE.
537
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:29,608
DID--DID YOU KNOW HER
BEFORE SHE DIED?
538
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:30,910
NO, I NEVER MET HER,
539
00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:32,944
AND I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS
ABOUT A MILLION TIMES.
540
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:33,980
NO, I UNDERSTAND--
541
00:23:34,012 --> 00:23:35,047
EXCUSE ME.
542
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,849
UM, ABOUT THE MAN
WITH THE ACCENT.
543
00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,050
HOW WILL I KNOW IT'S HIM?
544
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,051
OH, WELL, YOU'LL KNOW.
545
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,019
LIKE ALL WOMEN KNOW.
546
00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:43,890
YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP
AN OPEN HEART, SHARONA.
547
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,192
SO SHE WASN'T A CLIENT?
548
00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:47,759
NO.
549
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,695
DOLLY...
550
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:50,896
UH, YOU SAID SOON.
551
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,965
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS WEEK
OR NEXT WEEK?
552
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,901
UM...
553
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,604
YOU KNOW, I'D SAY BEFORE
THE NEXT FULL MOON.
554
00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,806
I'M--I'M SORRY, BUT, UH...
555
00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,840
HERE ON THE PLANET EARTH,
556
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:04,175
THERE'S A DEAD WOMAN,
557
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,712
AND...SOMEBODY IS RESPONSIBLE.
558
00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:07,846
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
MR. MONK.
559
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,981
SHE DROVE OFF THE HIGHWAY.
RIGHT.
560
00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:12,984
WHAT EXACTLY
DO YOU REMEMBER
561
00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,185
ABOUT THAT NIGHT?
562
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,555
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU ARE, MR. MONK?
563
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,656
YOU ARE WHAT WE
IN THE SPIRITUAL WORLD
564
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,025
CALL A BUZZ-KILL.
565
00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:20,926
THANK YOU.
FINE!
566
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,993
IT'S YOUR MONEY.
567
00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:23,730
I WENT TO BED,
I HAVE INSOMNIA.
568
00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:24,997
I TOOK MY PILLS.
569
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:28,000
I FINALLY GOT TO SLEEP
AT ABOUT, UM...3:00.
570
00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:29,201
NO, IT WAS 3:30.
571
00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,869
I WAS WATCHING LAW & ORDER.
572
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:31,971
GO ON.
573
00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:33,038
AND THAT'S IT.
574
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,541
I WOKE UP NEXT
TO MRS. ASHCOMBE.
575
00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,743
NOW I GO TO BED
WITH MY COAT ON,
576
00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:39,010
HOLDING MY CAR KEYS,
JUST IN CASE.
577
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:40,980
OKAY, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
578
00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:42,548
YOU HAPPY?
579
00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:43,715
DOLLY, DOLLY,
580
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:45,017
WHAT DOES HE DO LIKE, UM,
FOR A LIVING?
581
00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:46,184
I MEAN, HE HAS A JOB,
RIGHT?
582
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:47,720
SHARONA, PLEASE.
WHAT?
583
00:24:47,753 --> 00:24:50,656
PLEASE, I'M--
I'M WORKING HERE.
584
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,023
I'M WORKING HERE.
585
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,826
UHH!
586
00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:55,961
GAH! AHH!
587
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:56,996
WHAT DID YOU DO?
588
00:24:57,028 --> 00:24:57,997
ARE YOU INSANE?!
589
00:24:58,029 --> 00:24:59,131
I NEED A--
590
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,932
I NEED A WIPE HERE.
GET IN THE CAR.
591
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,101
DON'T DO THIS.
GIVE ME A WIPE.
592
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:03,201
IN THE CAR.
593
00:25:03,234 --> 00:25:05,538
GO TO THE CAR.
I'LL GET THE WIPES.
594
00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:07,839
[whispering]
GO TO THE CAR.
595
00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,578
UM...ABOUT THIS DAVID
OR DEREK...
596
00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:13,880
HE'S NOT MARRIED, IS HE?
597
00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:16,248
[hyperventilating]
598
00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:20,619
[grunts]
599
00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,020
[sighs]
600
00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:02,694
WHAT IS HE DOING?
601
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,896
OHH, I DON'T KNOW.
602
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:06,898
DID YOU FINISH
ALL YOUR MATH?
603
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,269
YOU HAVE A WEIRD JOB.
604
00:26:10,301 --> 00:26:12,971
BENJI, JUST FINISH THE MATH.
605
00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:42,101
[trolley bell ringing]
606
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,072
MR. MONK, YOU WERE RIGHT.
607
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,807
IT'S A PERFECT MATCH.
REALLY?
608
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,176
THEY'RE MADE BY A COMPANY
CALLED DECORATIVE GRAVEL.
609
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:54,947
NOW, THAT PARTICULAR COLOR
IS CALLED VOLCANIC TOUGH.
610
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:56,782
IT'S NOT VERY POPULAR.
IT'S FROM NEW MEXICO.
611
00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:57,950
I TALKED TO THE BOOKKEEPER,
612
00:26:57,983 --> 00:26:59,719
AND SHE SAID
THEY ONLY DID ONE,
613
00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:01,019
MAYBE TWO DRIVEWAYS
IN THE AREA.
614
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:04,022
SO IF THIS CAME
FROM SOMEBODY'S CAR,
615
00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:06,692
THEN THIS ONE CAME
FROM SOMEBODY'S DRIVEWAY.
616
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:09,028
AT SOME POINT, THAT CAR
WAS ON THAT DRIVEWAY.
617
00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:10,930
YOU CAN BET THE FARM.
618
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,332
(man on P.A.)
CUSTOMER SERVICE
TO PAINT DEPARTMENT, PLEASE.
619
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:14,967
SO...
620
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,068
(Monk)
ASHCOMBE SAID...
621
00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:18,369
HE NEVER MET
DOLLY FLINT.
622
00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:21,039
AND SHE SAID
SHE NEVER MET HIM.
623
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:23,009
MAYBE THEY BOTH
JUST FORGOT.
624
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:24,309
[whirring loudly]
625
00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:26,913
AAH! AAH!
626
00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:31,150
NOBODY MOVE!
627
00:27:31,182 --> 00:27:33,051
NOBODY MOVE!
628
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:34,153
[echoing]
HELLO.
629
00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:35,788
[feedback]
630
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:38,356
HELLO.
MY NAME IS ADRIAN.
631
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:39,991
MONK.
632
00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:41,961
I'M WORKING
WITH THE POLICE
633
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,930
ON A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION.
634
00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:47,733
THERE IS A VERY VALUABLE
PIECE OF EVIDENCE
635
00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:50,201
SOMEWHERE IN THIS STORE.
636
00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:53,372
IT'S A SMALL PEBBLE.
637
00:27:53,404 --> 00:27:55,907
IT'S ABOUT THE SIZE
638
00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:57,076
OF A...
639
00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:02,949
SMALL PEBBLE.
640
00:28:02,981 --> 00:28:06,752
IF YOU COULD ALL JUST--
JUST STOP, PLEASE,
641
00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,820
AND LOOK AROUND.
642
00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:10,789
WHAT...
643
00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:14,192
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
644
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,260
SWEEPING UP.
645
00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:22,067
OKAY, WHERE'S
THE REST OF IT?
646
00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:23,935
(Sharona)
IT'S NOT IN HERE!
647
00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:25,738
KEEP LOOKING.
648
00:28:25,771 --> 00:28:28,840
IT'S A SMALL, BLACK PEBBLE.
[rummaging]
649
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,076
GOD.
650
00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:32,711
[grunting and rummaging]
651
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:41,052
WAIT A MINUTE.
652
00:28:41,086 --> 00:28:42,253
[laughing]
I FOUND IT.
653
00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:43,823
HA HA, I FOUND IT.
654
00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:44,856
WHERE WAS IT?
655
00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:47,058
IT WAS IN MY, HEH...
656
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:49,228
MUST HAVE--
MUST HAVE FLOWN...
657
00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:51,063
OH, MY GOOOOD!
658
00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:51,931
[thunk]
659
00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:53,231
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LISTENED TO YOU!
660
00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:55,101
YOU DRIVE ME NUTS!
661
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,808
(Sharona)
ADRIAN, ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS?
662
00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:04,844
WELL, NO.
663
00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:05,944
YOU'D BETTER BE RIGHT.
664
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:07,179
I SWEAR, I'LL KILL YOU.
665
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,048
MONK.
666
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,416
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
667
00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:13,551
YOUR HOUSEKEEPER
SAID WE MIGHT FIND YOU HERE.
668
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:14,854
IS THE DOG OKAY?
669
00:29:14,886 --> 00:29:15,988
THE DOG'S FINE.
670
00:29:16,021 --> 00:29:17,355
ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST
GIVING HER AWAY.
671
00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:19,391
OH, MY GOD, WHY?
672
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,491
WELL, SHE WAS
KATHERINE'S DOG.
673
00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:22,327
I'M NOT MUCH
OF A PET PERSON.
674
00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,029
SHE'LL BE...
675
00:29:24,063 --> 00:29:26,265
HAPPIER HERE.
676
00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:28,034
YOU, UH...
677
00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,336
YOU--YOU DIDN'T
RETURN MY CALLS.
678
00:29:30,368 --> 00:29:32,203
WELL, I ASSUMED THEY WERE
679
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:34,105
MORE CALLS OF CONDOLENCES.
680
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,173
WAS I WRONG?
681
00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:37,844
I--I--I HAD
A COUPLE QUESTIONS...
682
00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:40,179
ABOUT YOUR WIFE'S DEATH.
683
00:29:40,211 --> 00:29:42,848
WELL, I'LL SEND YOU
A TRANSCRIPT OF THE INQUEST
684
00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:43,982
AND THE CORONER'S REPORT.
685
00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,284
ANYTHING ELSE?
686
00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:49,955
SHE--SHE WAS INSURED,
WASN'T SHE?
687
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:51,257
YES.
688
00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:53,925
THERE WAS A $2 MILLION
ACCIDENTAL DEATH POLICY.
689
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,560
NOW, I KNOW THAT SEEMS LIKE
A LOT OF MONEY TO SOME PEOPLE,
690
00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,864
BUT CONSIDERING THE LIFESTYLE
THAT WE ENJOYED,
691
00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,030
IT WAS NOT AT ALL EXCESSIVE.
692
00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:01,968
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
693
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:02,934
I FOUND THIS...
694
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:06,204
THIS PIECE OF GRAVEL
IN THE TIRE OF YOUR CAR.
695
00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:08,207
AND, UH...
696
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,842
IT MATCHES THE GRAVEL
697
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:12,178
OUTSIDE THE PSYCHIC'S HOUSE.
698
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,046
CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT?
699
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:16,347
ARE THEY UNIQUE?
700
00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:19,951
OH...YES, VERY.
701
00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:23,588
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT.
702
00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:24,923
CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT?
703
00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:30,195
NOT YET.
704
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:32,064
YOU KNOW, IT'S
NO BIG DEAL, SIR.
705
00:30:32,097 --> 00:30:34,000
WE WERE JUST CURIOUS
ABOUT THE GRAVEL.
706
00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:36,102
UH, ADRIAN,
I THINK WE'D BETTER GO.
707
00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:37,169
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE.
708
00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:39,204
YOU BETTER
LISTEN TO HER, MONK.
709
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,042
YOU'RE IN MY WAY.
710
00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:46,144
THAT'S RIGHT.
711
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,980
I AM.
712
00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:53,019
[British man]
DOLLY, READY TO GO
IN FIVE MINUTES.
713
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,420
HEY.
714
00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:55,453
UGH.
715
00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:57,056
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME, MONK?
716
00:30:57,088 --> 00:30:59,458
DID THAT DIRECTOR
HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT?
717
00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:00,926
I THINK SO.
718
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:01,961
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
719
00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:03,261
[scoffs]
FORGET IT.
720
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,430
HE'S GAY.
721
00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:06,464
HE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET,
BUT...FORGET IT.
722
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:08,000
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME, MONK?
723
00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,468
HOW ABOUT THE TRUTH
FOR A CHANGE?
724
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,970
I HAVE BEEN
TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
725
00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:13,305
OKAY? I FEEL ASLEEP,
I WOKE UP.
726
00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:15,074
HELLO, THERE'S
MRS. ASHCOMBE.
727
00:31:15,106 --> 00:31:16,107
THERE'S--
THERE'S NO SMOKING.
728
00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:17,910
THERE'S NO...
729
00:31:17,943 --> 00:31:19,144
I BELIEVE YOU, DOLLY.
730
00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:20,445
THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
731
00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:21,680
WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
732
00:31:21,712 --> 00:31:22,949
(Monk)
MY PROBLEM IS SIMPLE.
733
00:31:22,981 --> 00:31:25,151
[coughs]
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
734
00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:27,153
WELL, HOW DO YOU
EXPLAIN IT, THEN?
735
00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:29,154
MS. FLINT,
THIS IS NOT A GAME.
736
00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:30,622
IF YOU ARE SOMEHOW
INVOLVED--
737
00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:32,090
INVOLVED?
738
00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:33,625
HOW?
739
00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:34,625
WITH YOUR FRIEND,
HARRY ASHCOMBE.
740
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,127
I MET THE MAN ONCE,
741
00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:37,462
FOR 30 SECONDS.
742
00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:38,564
YOU WERE THERE!
743
00:31:38,596 --> 00:31:40,031
HE'S BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE.
744
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,299
IMPOSSIBLE.
I CAN PROVE IT.
745
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,301
I THINK I'D REMEMBER.
746
00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:46,038
DOLLY, WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT PREMEDITATED,
747
00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:47,538
FIRST-DEGREE MURDER.
748
00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:49,307
I THINK ASHCOMBE
KILLED HIS WIFE,
749
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:51,210
AND THEN RECRUITED YOU
TO FIND THE BODY.
750
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:53,679
THAT'S ACCESSORY
AFTER THE FACT.
751
00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:55,981
AIDING AND ABETTING--
THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS CHARGES.
752
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:57,316
I AM NOT A CRIMINAL.
753
00:31:57,348 --> 00:31:58,483
I'VE SEEN YOUR RAP SHEET.
754
00:31:58,517 --> 00:32:00,519
YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
MOTHER TERESA.
755
00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:02,288
AH, THAT IS JUST
NICKEL AND DIME STUFF.
756
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,123
COME ON!
757
00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:05,958
[sighs]
758
00:32:05,991 --> 00:32:07,058
YOU WANNA KNOW
THE TRUTH?
759
00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,127
I'M NOT SURE
MY HEART COULD TAKE IT.
760
00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:10,229
COME HERE.
761
00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,365
MR. MONK...
762
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,201
WHEN I WOKE UP
ON THAT HILL,
763
00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:19,005
I COULDN'T
BELIEVE IT MYSELF.
764
00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:22,173
THE TRUTH IS...
765
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,541
I'M A FAKE.
766
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,112
I NEVER REALLY
HAD THE GIFT.
767
00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:27,679
DON'T TELL THE GIRL.
768
00:32:27,712 --> 00:32:30,115
I MEAN, I WANTED IT,
I PRETENDED TO HAVE IT.
769
00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:31,083
ONCE IN A WHILE,
WHEN I WAS A KID,
770
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:32,218
I THOUGHT I ACTUALLY
DID HAVE IT.
771
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,684
BUT THE ONLY GIFT I HAD
772
00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:35,386
WAS TELLING PEOPLE
WHAT THEY WANTED TO HEAR.
773
00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:38,589
I MEAN, IT WAS A SHAM
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
774
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:40,392
[coughing]
775
00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:41,492
UNTIL TUESDAY.
776
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,064
THAT WAS
THE REAL DEAL, MONK.
777
00:32:45,096 --> 00:32:48,067
I SWEAR ON MY SAINTED
MOTHER'S EYES,
778
00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:50,435
MRS. ASHCOMBE LED ME
TO THAT CAR.
779
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,770
[cough]
I MEAN, I ALWAYS
WANTED TO HELP THE COPS,
780
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,673
YOU KNOW, LIKE REALLY
HELP THEM ON A BIG CASE.
781
00:32:54,705 --> 00:32:56,241
AND I DID IT.
782
00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:58,076
MAYBE I'M JUST
A LATE BLOOMER.
783
00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,377
WHATEVER THE CASE--
784
00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:02,080
THIS TIME, I AM
TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
785
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:02,847
(director)
COME ON, COME ON.
786
00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:04,250
GOT A MEAL BREAK
IN AN HOUR.
787
00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:05,250
LET'S TRY
AND GET IT TOGETHER PLEASE!
788
00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:06,417
WHAT IS WRONG?
789
00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:07,786
YOU WANNA KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG?
790
00:33:07,818 --> 00:33:10,122
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S WRONG.
791
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:13,125
I BELIEVE YOU.
792
00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:14,492
[ringing]
793
00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:16,795
HELLO?
794
00:33:16,827 --> 00:33:19,765
(Harry)
HAVE YOU BEEN
TALKING TO THE POLICE?
795
00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:20,766
(Jennifer)
NO.
796
00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:24,069
DON'T LIE TO ME, JENNIE.
797
00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:34,712
HEY, MONK?
798
00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:36,781
MONK, I'VE BEEN
LOOKING FOR YOU.
799
00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:38,416
HOW DID YOU KNOW
WE WERE HERE?
800
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,051
SHARONA'S KID
TOLD ME.
801
00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:41,586
I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
802
00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:43,454
UH, BENJI WANTS TO HAVE
A SLEEPOVER
803
00:33:43,489 --> 00:33:44,623
AND DREW CUNNINGHAM'S HOUSE.
804
00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:46,192
ARE HIS PARENTS
GONNA BE HOME?
805
00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:47,226
I DON'T KNOW.
806
00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:48,259
WELL, DID HE CALL
FROM DREW'S?
807
00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:49,661
I HAVE NO IDEA.
808
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,630
YOU'VE BEEN TALKING
TO THE COMMISSIONER.
809
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,468
WHERE DID YOU PARK?
810
00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:58,569
WHERE DID I PARK?
I PARKED UP TOP.
811
00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:00,571
MONK, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO TALK TO HIM.
812
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:02,173
THE MAN JUST BURIED HIS WIFE.
813
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:04,509
WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE
THE SERVICE ROAD?
814
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:05,711
IT COMES ALL THE WAY DOWN.
815
00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:06,778
I COULDN'T FIND IT.
816
00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:09,315
THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE,
I HAD A DRIVER, OKAY?
817
00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:10,815
COULDN'T FIND IT?
818
00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:12,117
NEITHER COULD WE.
819
00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:13,619
SO WHAT?
820
00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:14,786
DOLLY FLINT FOUND IT.
821
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:16,822
SHE'D NEVER
BEEN HERE BEFORE.
822
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,590
AND SHE FOUND IT.
823
00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:21,592
BEFORE DAWN?
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
824
00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:23,228
SHE'S PSYCHIC?
825
00:34:23,262 --> 00:34:24,630
A LITTLE BIRD TOLD HER?
826
00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:25,630
I DON'T KNOW.
827
00:34:25,664 --> 00:34:26,797
LELAND...
828
00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:28,699
I'M TALKING
TO THE BEST COP I KNOW.
829
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,168
YOU GOTTA
GET ON BOARD HERE.
830
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:32,137
ASHCOMBE WAS SLEEPING AROUND.
831
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:33,639
THAT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE.
832
00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:36,175
SHARONA, COULD YOU
TAKE A BREAK, PLEASE?
833
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,844
PLEASE?
834
00:34:43,648 --> 00:34:45,851
HE HAD MUDDY BOOTS
IN HIS CLOSET.
835
00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:48,686
I HAVE MUDDY BOOTS
IN MY CLOSET.
836
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,856
LOOK, I KNEW
YOU WERE CRAZY,
837
00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:52,523
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE SUICIDAL.
838
00:34:52,557 --> 00:34:54,525
DID YOU ACCUSE
HARRY ASHCOMBE
839
00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:58,297
OF MURDER TO HIS FACE?
840
00:34:58,329 --> 00:35:00,199
NOT IN SO MANY WORDS.
841
00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:03,135
[laughing]
842
00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:04,335
WELL, THERE GOES YOUR CAREER.
843
00:35:04,369 --> 00:35:06,204
WHAT CAREER?
EXACTLY.
844
00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:08,440
YOU WONDER WHY
YOU'RE NOT WEARING A BADGE.
845
00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:09,608
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
846
00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:12,911
ASHCOMBE DID HIS WIFE,
BUT HE HAD A PROBLEM.
847
00:35:12,943 --> 00:35:15,581
THERE WAS A MUDSLIDE
THAT NIGHT.
848
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,847
THE CAR WAS BURIED.
849
00:35:16,882 --> 00:35:19,751
HE COULDN'T COLLECT A DIME
UNTIL THEY FOUND HER.
850
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,152
WHAT COULD HE DO?
851
00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:21,887
HE COULDN'T JUST SAY,
852
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,255
"MAYBE WE SHOULD
DIG OVER THERE."
853
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:28,226
SOMEBODY ELSE
HAD TO FIND HER.
854
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,728
SO HE PAID DOLLY FLINT?
855
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:30,829
TOO DANGEROUS.
856
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:33,632
SHE'D NEVER
KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT.
857
00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:35,634
ASHCOMBE...
858
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:39,871
ARRANGED FOR HER
TO FIND THE BODY.
859
00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:42,208
RIGHT, BUT HOW
DID HE DO THAT?
860
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,577
I THINK I KNOW.
861
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:47,778
CAN YOU PROVE IT?
862
00:35:47,813 --> 00:36:01,293
ONLY IF YOU HELP ME.
863
00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:04,295
(woman)
EVERYONE, PLEASE CONCENTRATE.
864
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:05,697
OH, IT'S FAINT, BUT--
865
00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:06,697
WHAT IS THIS?
866
00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:07,699
IT'S COMING THROUGH.
867
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:08,867
LELAND, WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
868
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:11,336
WHO LET YOU IN?
YOU DID.
869
00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:12,871
I TALKED TO YOUR LAWYER,
HARRY.
870
00:36:12,903 --> 00:36:14,539
WE HAVE FULL,
UNRESTRICTED ACCESS.
871
00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:16,242
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST
GONNA LOOK AROUND.
872
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:17,976
SHH, PLEASE.
873
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,646
HER AURA IS VERY STRONG.
874
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,813
SHE'S HERE.
875
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,916
I CAN FEEL HER.
876
00:36:24,949 --> 00:36:26,885
COMPLETE THE RING.
877
00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,820
[exhales]
878
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,625
[exhales]
879
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:35,693
MR. MONK, COMPLETE THE RING.
880
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,331
UH, I THINK
THE RING IS FINE.
881
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:42,199
MR. MONK, WE NEED YOU.
882
00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:46,405
COMPLETE THE RING.
883
00:36:52,943 --> 00:36:54,313
[exhales]
884
00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:55,914
WHO AM I SPEAKING TO?
885
00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:56,882
TELL ME.
886
00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:58,317
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
887
00:36:58,349 --> 00:37:00,751
THERE'S A WOMAN
REPORTED MISSING
888
00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:02,954
IN SAN ANSELMO.
889
00:37:02,987 --> 00:37:06,458
TRAVEL AGENT, 32-YEAR-OLD
JENNIE ZEPPETTELLI.
890
00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:07,458
JENNIE?
891
00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:08,927
YEAH.
892
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:09,860
WE CONTACTED MS. FLINT
893
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,762
AFTER THE SUCCESS
SHE HAD WITH YOUR WIFE.
894
00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:13,030
WE THOUGHT WE'D
USE HER AGAIN.
895
00:37:13,063 --> 00:37:14,400
AND?
896
00:37:14,432 --> 00:37:16,768
AND...SHE'S BEEN
ON HER TRAIL ALL DAY.
897
00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:19,737
WE FOLLOWED HER HERE.
WE THINK SHE'S IN YOUR HOUSE.
898
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:20,905
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
899
00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:22,007
JENNIE...
900
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:24,009
IS THAT YOU?
901
00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:27,378
SHE'S HERE.
902
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:30,282
OH...SHE'S IN PAIN.
903
00:37:30,315 --> 00:37:32,483
I CAN FEEL HER.
904
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,927
THERE'S SOMETHING
IN THIS ROOM.
905
00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:46,831
[gasps]
LOOK.
906
00:37:46,864 --> 00:37:48,599
SHARONA, DON'T TOUCH IT!
907
00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:57,708
SANDAL, SIZE SIX.
908
00:37:57,742 --> 00:37:59,545
ACCORDING TO HER SISTER,
909
00:37:59,577 --> 00:38:02,079
SHE WAS WEARING SANDALS
WHEN SHE DISAPPEARED.
910
00:38:02,112 --> 00:38:03,382
IS THAT BLOOD?
911
00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:04,483
YEAH, LOOKS LIKE IT.
912
00:38:04,516 --> 00:38:05,583
(Leland)
BAG IT.
913
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:08,487
THIS IS INSANE.
HOW DID THAT GET HERE?
914
00:38:08,519 --> 00:38:10,621
SHE'S CLOSE.
SHE'S VERY CLOSE.
915
00:38:10,655 --> 00:38:12,757
UHH! OHH!
916
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:13,824
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
917
00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:14,992
STAY AWAY.
918
00:38:15,025 --> 00:38:16,661
IT'S JENNIE.
SHE'S HERE.
919
00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:17,795
THERE'S NOTHING HERE!
920
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,766
[grunting]
921
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,601
(Monk)
WHAT IS IT, DOLLY?
922
00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,836
OHH...
WHAT IS IT?
923
00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,739
[Dolly breathing hard]
924
00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:32,577
IT'S BLOOD.
925
00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:34,945
AND HAIR.
926
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,914
HUMAN.
HUMAN.
927
00:38:36,947 --> 00:38:38,916
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
928
00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:39,951
LIEUTENANT--
929
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,018
I GOT IT.
930
00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,489
JENNIE...
SHE'S CALLING ME.
931
00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,322
I'M COMING!
932
00:38:57,802 --> 00:38:59,103
(Dolly)
OH, NO.
933
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:00,938
OH, NO.
OH, MY GOD!
934
00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:02,007
OH, DEAR GOD, NO!
935
00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:04,009
(Harry)
JENNIE! OH, MY GOD, NO.
936
00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:05,911
I SWEAR!
STAND BACK,
COMMISSIONER.
937
00:39:05,943 --> 00:39:06,844
THIS IS A CRIME SCENE.
938
00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:08,914
HE DID IT.
939
00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:09,914
HE KILLED HER.
940
00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:11,048
ME? ARE YOU CRAZY?
941
00:39:11,081 --> 00:39:12,650
I LOVED THIS WOMAN!
942
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:14,152
(Dolly)
HE INVITED HER HERE.
943
00:39:14,184 --> 00:39:16,588
SHE SAID IT WAS OVER.
HE EXPLODED.
944
00:39:16,621 --> 00:39:17,956
SHE TRIED TO RUN AWAY.
945
00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,657
BUT HE CHASED HER DOWN!
946
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,992
NO!
HE GRABBED THE POKER.
947
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:23,929
AND THEN HE STRADDLED HER,
948
00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:25,996
AND HE WAS JUST POUNDING!
949
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,565
JUST POUNDING HER!
950
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:28,900
NO, SHE'S CRAZY!
951
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:31,836
SHE SAYS NOW, AT LEAST
SHE CAN BE WITH ABIGAIL.
952
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:35,974
ABIGAIL WAS WHAT SHE NAMED
HER UNBORN BABY.
953
00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:39,978
LAST SUMMER, YOU MADE HER
HAVE AN ABORTION.
954
00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:43,914
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
955
00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:45,016
(Monk)
SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
956
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,552
SHE'S PSYCHIC.
957
00:39:47,585 --> 00:39:48,987
LELAND, DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
958
00:39:49,019 --> 00:39:50,588
THIS--THIS IS SOME KIND
OF A TRICK!
959
00:39:50,621 --> 00:39:51,822
SHE'S A FAKE!
960
00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:53,692
SHE'S NOT A FAKE.
YES, SHE IS!
961
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:54,860
SHE FOUND YOUR WIFE'S BODY.
962
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:55,860
NO, SHE DIDN'T!
963
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,528
SHE DID--I WAS THERE.
964
00:39:57,563 --> 00:39:58,829
NO, NO, SHE DIDN'T
FIND ANYTHING!
965
00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,865
I DROVE HER THERE!
966
00:40:07,472 --> 00:40:10,208
YOU DROVE HER?
967
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,610
IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID?
968
00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,911
DID YOU HEAR THAT,
CAPTAIN?
969
00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:14,846
I--I--
970
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,148
LOOK, LELAND...
971
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:23,954
HELLO, HARRY.
972
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:26,023
I TOLD YOU YOU'D BE SORRY.
973
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:29,059
(Monk)
WHEN I TOLD JENNIE WHAT
WE WERE TRYING TO DO HERE,
974
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:30,929
SHE WAS ANXIOUS TO HELP.
975
00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:33,831
SHE KNEW YOU HAD
TO BE STOPPED.
976
00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:36,934
A MUDSLIDE.
977
00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:39,938
THAT WAS YOUR PROBLEM.
978
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:44,710
SOMEBODY OTHER THAN YOURSELF
HAD TO FIND KATHERINE'S BODY.
979
00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:49,213
SO YOU WENT LOOKING
WITH JUST THE RIGHT PSYCHIC.
980
00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:52,751
AND DOLLY FLINT
WAS THE PERFECT CHOICE.
981
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,753
FROM HER FILE, YOU KNEW
THAT SHE TOOK MEDICATION
982
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,054
TO HELP HER SLEEP.
983
00:40:56,086 --> 00:40:58,590
WHAT DID YOU USE, CHLOROFORM?
984
00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:01,860
SOMETHING
TO KEEP HER SLEEPY?
985
00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:03,961
PUT ON A WIG.
986
00:41:03,994 --> 00:41:06,664
YOU DROVE HER
TO THE CRASH SITE.
987
00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:10,768
YOU EVEN RAN A RED LIGHT OR TWO
TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE SEEN.
988
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,971
IN THE MORNING,
SHE WOKE UP...
989
00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:15,974
AND FOUND YOUR WIFE.
990
00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:19,577
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
991
00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:20,646
THAT'S QUITE
ALL RIGHT, SIR.
992
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:23,014
YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH.
993
00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:24,882
HARRY...
994
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:27,619
I'M GONNA ADVISE YOU
OF YOUR RIGHTS.
995
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:31,222
YOU HAVE...THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
996
00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:33,123
ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN
BE USED AGAINST YOU
997
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:38,028
IN A COURT OF LAW.
998
00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:39,630
HOW DID YOU KNOW
SHE WAS A FAKE?
999
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,266
[laughing]
OH, DOLLY.
DOLLY FLINT.
1000
00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:42,233
THEY'RE ALL FAKES.
1001
00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:45,170
YOU GOTTA BE A LITTLE
SKEPTICAL, SHARONA.
1002
00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:47,271
OTHERWISE, YOU END UP
BELIEVING IN EVERYTHING--
1003
00:41:47,304 --> 00:41:52,043
UFOs, ELVES...
INCOME TAX REBATES.
1004
00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:53,978
WELL, IT'S BETTER
THAN BELIEVING IN NOTHING.
1005
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,646
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
1006
00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:56,914
THANK YOU.
1007
00:41:58,215 --> 00:41:59,617
[gasps]
DON'T PET, DON'T PET--
1008
00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:01,686
OH, IT'S SO--
COME HERE, COME HERE.
1009
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:02,887
WINSTON,
HERE BOY.
1010
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,155
IS HE YOURS?
YES, HE IS.
1011
00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:06,925
WHAT KIND OF DOG
IS HE?
1012
00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:10,295
[British accent]
UH, NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE,
THAT'S WHAT KIND.
1013
00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:11,329
ARE YOU BRITISH?
1014
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,329
UH, GUILTY.
1015
00:42:12,362 --> 00:42:13,331
[both laugh]
1016
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,900
OH, GOD, UM,
I'M SHARONA.
1017
00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:18,168
HI.
AND THIS IS MY FRIEN--
1018
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,938
ADRIAN, UM,
ADRIAN MONK.
1019
00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:22,273
AND, UM, YOU ARE...
1020
00:42:22,306 --> 00:42:25,610
DANIEL.
OH, DANIEL.
1021
00:42:25,643 --> 00:42:26,878
WITH A "D."
1022
00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:29,748
UH, ADRIAN, I NOTICE
YOU TOUCHING ALL THE POLES.
1023
00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:31,916
IS, UH, IS THAT
AN AMERICAN THING?
1024
00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:34,085
YES, IT'S AN AMERICAN
TRADITION.
1025
00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:35,721
I'M TOUCHING
ALL THE POLES
1026
00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:37,989
BECAUSE I'M PROUD
TO BE AN AMERICAN.
1027
00:42:38,023 --> 00:42:39,625
OH, HEH.
1028
00:42:39,657 --> 00:42:43,228
EXCUSE MY ASKING,
BUT ARE YOU TWO...TOGETHER?
1029
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:44,762
[laughs hysterically]
1030
00:42:44,795 --> 00:42:45,996
ME AND MONK?
1031
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:48,800
[laughing]
1032
00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:50,635
NO. NO, WE'RE NOT.
1033
00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:52,971
IT'S NOT THAT--
NOT THAT FUNNY.
1034
00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:54,940
[laughing]
YES, IT IS.
1035
00:42:56,842 --> 00:42:56,907
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