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so it's been a while

yeah it has

how you been good

so uh

husband boyfriend

boyfriend

yeah nice to meet you ma'am

same here yeah

so I'm uh

I'm just gonna go settle in

I think is my room still my room

or did you guys like make it a playroom for Dixie

Ivy of course it's still your room

it's not like we've disowned you

girl

okay well

I'm gonna go and go settle in

alright and use the hamper this time

huh

nothing

like having dirty underwear all alone on the floor

yeah sure

what the hell was that all about

nothing what do you mean nothing

nothing is nothing and that wasn't nothing

nothing Ivy

good

look seriously

it was just my sister okay she just

irritates me so much

I get it but I have something

look

I have something that'll help keep your mind off her

okay her

I just wanna just wanna kill her

you know kill her look

you're not gonna kill anyone yet

man it's okay

you know what no

not right now okay

I'm just gonna go take a shower

the fuck seriously

fuck

okay

hahaha

I like it

oh no

keeping it cute it really is hmm

haha

that Christmas spirit going hey

we should all go play a round of doubles

down at the tennis court yeah

I'm game but uh

Ivy's in the bathroom freshening out

oh well

actually I uh

I gotta head to the office

real quick I gotta get this report turned in

you're not going to the office

it's the holidays

I I know I know but but I'll be back soon

I promise okay okay

alright sure alright

see you later good to see you hey

nice meeting you love you too alright

well I guess it's just us then what

let's go play some tennis

come on

alright

it's just us it's just us

come on the kids are out here taking

themselves

come on

go

hurry up

no get on your side oh shit

I'm gonna go are you good

I told you OK are you sure you need help OK whatever

isn't the point is to like hit it to each other yeah

it is the point what are you doing

why the fuck are you doing it

yeah that's the whole point

wow there we go yeah

did you get a good look

actually I did

what's Dixie gonna think

if she knows you're up here spying on me in the shower

I actually intended on coming up here to tell you that

I was sorry for the way things went down before

I'm surprised you're still even with her you know

since you

like it's

it wasn't even for long I mean it it look listen

like you you know you went off to Boston

you and then you never came back for the holidays

or like summer or even the next holidays

I mean I tried

you know I tried to call and sure I bet

look Ivy

I'm I'm

I'm really sorry okay

and seriously I miss you a lot

well even so

I mean you're with my sister now

and I'm not like her I don't fuck sisters boyfriends

you sure about that

yeah

look I

you were the one and I

I don't know why I fucked it up so bad

and I'm really sorry

I really am it was a big mistake with your sister

and I I would take it back if I could

I'm with someone now

come on some doofus picked you up on the rebound

and now you want me to come on

look at me

look at me

see I can still see her eyes

I know you still want me such an asshole

I know your feelings still there

if not just to get back at your sister

you do oh fuck

you're such a what oh

you're so manipulative and you lie

and you're a fucking dick

and I've hated you for so fucking long

yeah

fuck

say it I'm sorry I was an asshole

fucking salt

always hit your pants

hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm

oh my God

how long you've been waiting for me to do that

oh shit

oh my God

oh

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oh

fuck

oh shit

oh God look at me

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oh my

oh fuck

oh fuck

play with your phone oh

play with your phone

play with it play with it oh

god

oh shit

oh son of a bitch

oh fuck

fuck

oh oh

god

oh yeah oh

fuck

yes

oh fuck

I'm fucking in the bathroom

I can't shit

oh yes

oh it's so hot

there you go keep bouncing

keep bouncing

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oh my God

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dead dead

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go

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oh

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it's getting me

you're gonna have to open up

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I just drank my bathroom

I love you