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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,392 --> 00:01:10,638 ASTRONAUT: For those who haven't read the plaque, we'll read the plaque. 2 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:14,065 Here men from the planet Earth, 3 00:01:14,089 --> 00:01:15,826 first set foot upon the moon, 4 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:18,494 July 1969. 5 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:22,397 We came in peace for all mankind. 6 00:02:24,608 --> 00:02:25,707 (CRICKETS CHIRPING FAINTLY) 7 00:02:28,766 --> 00:02:30,330 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 8 00:02:43,198 --> 00:02:44,428 (BEEPING RAPIDLY) 9 00:02:53,249 --> 00:02:54,249 (TURNS OFF MUSIC) 10 00:02:54,510 --> 00:02:55,542 (SIGNAL PULSING) 11 00:02:58,918 --> 00:03:00,315 (PHONE RINGING) 12 00:03:02,755 --> 00:03:05,886 If this isn't an insanely beautiful woman, I'm hanging up. 13 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:06,748 Sir. 14 00:03:06,949 --> 00:03:08,797 (STAMMERS) I think you should listen to this. 15 00:03:10,821 --> 00:03:12,214 (SIGNAL PULSING) 16 00:03:14,886 --> 00:03:15,894 Ow! Ow! 17 00:03:17,183 --> 00:03:19,645 Sir? MAN: God damn it! Damn! 18 00:03:19,646 --> 00:03:20,646 Sir? MAN: Damn. 19 00:03:21,374 --> 00:03:24,406 WOMAN: Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on. 20 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:26,796 This better not be another damn Russian spy job! 21 00:03:26,797 --> 00:03:29,257 Boys from Air Traffic Res say the skies are clear. 22 00:03:29,553 --> 00:03:30,671 It's the real thing. 23 00:03:31,096 --> 00:03:32,867 A radio signal from another world. 24 00:03:33,325 --> 00:03:35,375 Let. Let's. Let's not jump the gun here. 25 00:03:35,457 --> 00:03:37,996 Get online with Space Command. They're gonna want to know about... 26 00:03:38,705 --> 00:03:41,368 Jeez, what's with the golf balls. You're gonna kill me here. 27 00:03:41,392 --> 00:03:42,973 Wait. wait. This can't be right. 28 00:03:43,450 --> 00:03:45,750 The calculated distance from source, 29 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:49,100 is only 375,000km. 30 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:54,000 WOMAN: It's coming from the moon. 31 00:03:56,906 --> 00:03:58,102 (SIGNAL PULSING) 32 00:04:07,150 --> 00:04:08,500 GREY: Who else knows about this? 33 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,950 MAN: S.E.T.I. in New Mexico identified a signal. 34 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:12,468 But... 35 00:04:12,798 --> 00:04:14,989 they're even more confused than we are, sir. 36 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:16,900 Excuse me. 37 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,600 Major! MAN: Yes, sir. 38 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,150 Radar reception has been impaired, 39 00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:26,900 but we were able to get these. 40 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:32,199 We estimate that it has a diameter of over 550km 41 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,600 and a mass roughly 1/4 the size of our moon. 42 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,300 GREY: What the hell is it? 43 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,400 A meteor? No, sir. 44 00:04:39,636 --> 00:04:40,837 MAN: No, definitely not. 45 00:04:41,438 --> 00:04:42,590 How do you know? 46 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,250 Well sir, it's slowing down. 47 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,500 It's what? MAN: It's... 48 00:04:46,950 --> 00:04:48,800 It's slowing down, sir. 49 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Get me the Secretary of Defense. 50 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:01,350 Then wake him! 51 00:05:01,351 --> 00:05:02,623 (PHONE RINGING) 52 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,440 Hello. 53 00:05:06,441 --> 00:05:07,766 MARY: Hi. It's me. 54 00:05:08,324 --> 00:05:09,126 TOM: Hi. 55 00:05:10,251 --> 00:05:11,632 What time is it there? 56 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:13,875 It's 2:45 in the morning. 57 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,232 MARY: I know I didn't wake you. 58 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,056 As a matter of fact, you did. 59 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,600 Liar. 60 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,450 I have a confession to make. 61 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:26,250 I'm sleeping next to a beautiful, young brunette. 62 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,600 MARY: You didn't let her stay up all night watching TV? 63 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,200 Did you? TOM: Of course not. 64 00:05:32,324 --> 00:05:34,300 You're gonna come home right after the luncheon, right? 65 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,600 MARY: Yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay. 66 00:05:35,893 --> 00:05:36,893 Mommy? 67 00:05:36,984 --> 00:05:38,211 Here's your mother. 68 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:42,000 MARY: (ON PHONE) Hi, honey! 69 00:05:42,424 --> 00:05:43,843 Hi. I miss you. 70 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,548 I know, I miss you too. President Whitmore's approval ratings 71 00:05:46,649 --> 00:05:48,679 have slipped below 40%. 72 00:05:48,703 --> 00:05:50,800 Even his crime bill failed to pass. He's good. 73 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,500 Are the salad days over for President Whitmore? More talk. 74 00:05:54,619 --> 00:05:56,920 MAN: (ON TV) Leadership as a pilot in the Gulf War 75 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:59,455 is completely different from leadership in politics. 76 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,450 Daddy let me watch Letterman. 77 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:03,000 Traitor. 78 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:06,196 WOMAN: (ON TV) That's the problem. They elected a warrior and they got a wimp. 79 00:06:06,518 --> 00:06:07,903 Good morning, George. 80 00:06:08,004 --> 00:06:09,468 GEORGE: Good morning, Mr. President. 81 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,700 That game couldn't have been pretty. 82 00:06:12,350 --> 00:06:13,400 Thank you, sir. 83 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,200 Connie, you're up awfully early this morning. 84 00:06:19,605 --> 00:06:21,547 They're not attacking your policies, sir. 85 00:06:21,571 --> 00:06:22,995 They're attacking your age. 86 00:06:23,219 --> 00:06:25,100 CONNIE: Whitmore seems less like the president 87 00:06:25,124 --> 00:06:28,261 and more like the orphan child Oliver asking. 88 00:06:28,285 --> 00:06:29,932 Please sir, I'd like some more. 89 00:06:31,159 --> 00:06:32,170 That's clever. 90 00:06:32,171 --> 00:06:33,933 Yeah, well, I'm not laughing. 91 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,600 Age was never an issue when you stuck to your guns. 92 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,000 You were thought of as young, idealistic. Thanks. 93 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:39,824 Now... 94 00:06:40,075 --> 00:06:41,702 the message has gotten lost. 95 00:06:42,078 --> 00:06:43,779 It's just too much politics, 96 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:45,040 too much compromise. 97 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:49,300 Isn't it amazing how quickly everyone can turn against you? 98 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,300 It's a fine line between standing behind a principle and 99 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:57,749 hiding behind one. 100 00:06:58,450 --> 00:06:59,950 You can tolerate a little compromise, 101 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,350 if you're actually managing to get something accomplished. 102 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:05,100 Well... 103 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:11,100 The Orange County Dispatch has voted you one of the ten sexiest men of the year. 104 00:07:12,950 --> 00:07:14,000 That's... 105 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,400 That's accomplishing something. 106 00:07:18,950 --> 00:07:20,078 MAN: Excuse me, Mr. President. 107 00:07:20,603 --> 00:07:22,074 It's the Secretary of Defense. 108 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:26,300 Yes. 109 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:31,650 Could you say that again? 110 00:08:02,045 --> 00:08:04,367 MAN: (ON RADIO) Station WXBY out here in Brooklyn. 111 00:08:04,494 --> 00:08:07,225 The temperature is 95 degrees in Central Park. 112 00:08:07,326 --> 00:08:09,466 What it is here in the borough, God only knows. 113 00:08:09,567 --> 00:08:10,599 Let's go to Nick Jones. 114 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,325 He'll give us a traffic report to the beaches... 115 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:16,300 JULIUS: So what are you waiting? 116 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,500 My Social Security will expire, you'll still be sitting there. 117 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,320 I'm thinking. 118 00:08:21,345 --> 00:08:23,124 JULIUS: Yeah, well, think already! 119 00:08:31,388 --> 00:08:34,160 DAVID: Do you know how long it takes for those cups to decompose? 120 00:08:34,554 --> 00:08:36,944 If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose. 121 00:08:37,193 --> 00:08:38,532 Ah-ha! 122 00:08:42,997 --> 00:08:44,885 Listen David, I've been meaning to talk with you. 123 00:08:47,303 --> 00:08:49,422 It's nice that you see me so much now, but... Don't. 124 00:08:49,523 --> 00:08:50,781 Don't start, Dad. 125 00:08:50,808 --> 00:08:53,114 I'm only saying it's been what? Four years? 126 00:08:53,138 --> 00:08:54,486 You're still wearing a wedding band? 127 00:08:55,029 --> 00:08:55,957 Three years. 128 00:08:55,981 --> 00:08:58,425 All right, three, four. You're divorced. Come on. Move on. 129 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,295 This is not healthy. 130 00:08:59,319 --> 00:09:02,174 DAVID: No, this is not healthy. Smoking is not healthy. 131 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:07,933 Checkmate. 132 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,966 JULIUS: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 133 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,544 Wait, wait, wait. This is not... 134 00:09:12,744 --> 00:09:13,825 This is not checkmate. 135 00:09:13,935 --> 00:09:14,899 See you tomorrow, Pop. 136 00:09:14,923 --> 00:09:16,675 No, no, just hold on. This is not checkmate. 137 00:09:20,498 --> 00:09:21,498 Checkmate. 138 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:23,781 Yes, we've got everybody we have working on the problem. 139 00:09:25,142 --> 00:09:27,490 I love XFiles, too. I hope you get to see it. 140 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,621 (ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 141 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:31,701 MARTY: David! David! 142 00:09:31,702 --> 00:09:34,046 What's the hell's the point of having a beeper if you're not gonna turn it on? 143 00:09:34,047 --> 00:09:35,822 It was turned on, I was ignoring you. 144 00:09:35,946 --> 00:09:37,123 Hello. What's the... 145 00:09:37,248 --> 00:09:38,336 What's the big emergency? 146 00:09:38,623 --> 00:09:40,022 It started this morning. 147 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,235 Every station's making like it's the 1950s. 148 00:09:42,645 --> 00:09:45,481 We got static. We got snow. All kinds of distortions. 149 00:09:45,682 --> 00:09:46,922 Nobody knows... 150 00:09:47,023 --> 00:09:49,976 What are you doing? There's a reason we have bins labeled recycle. 151 00:09:50,176 --> 00:09:51,486 What the hell is going on? 152 00:09:51,610 --> 00:09:52,792 My God in heaven. 153 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,680 So sue me, David! 154 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:55,907 We got a problem. 155 00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:58,225 DAVID: Did you, try to switch transponder channels? 156 00:09:58,426 --> 00:10:01,649 MARTY: Oh, please. You think I'd be this panicked if it was something simple? 157 00:10:01,649 --> 00:10:04,146 Ok. Let's point the dish at another satellite. 158 00:10:04,413 --> 00:10:06,397 MARTY: We tried that. It didn't work. 159 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:09,087 It's almost as though they weren't even there. 160 00:10:09,612 --> 00:10:11,295 All right. What've we got here? 161 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,400 This is impossible. 162 00:10:18,525 --> 00:10:20,419 MAN: We created a race of robots. 163 00:10:20,544 --> 00:10:21,726 Their function... 164 00:10:22,313 --> 00:10:24,254 TROY: Miguel, the signal's all screwed up. 165 00:10:24,446 --> 00:10:26,466 MIGUEL: Stop it. Just leave it alone. 166 00:10:26,467 --> 00:10:27,701 You're gonna break it, all right? 167 00:10:27,826 --> 00:10:29,101 It's so fuzzy. 168 00:10:36,863 --> 00:10:38,367 Oh, no. 169 00:10:43,191 --> 00:10:44,339 Good morning, Lucas. 170 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,506 You see these? 171 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:49,383 LUCAS: I got a whole god damn crop full of these. 172 00:10:49,759 --> 00:10:51,835 If your father's not in the air in 20 minutes... 173 00:10:52,836 --> 00:10:54,483 I'm getting someone else. 174 00:11:03,434 --> 00:11:04,690 Russell! 175 00:11:04,691 --> 00:11:06,325 RUSSELL: Hey, Miguel! 176 00:11:07,802 --> 00:11:09,239 (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 177 00:11:09,575 --> 00:11:11,075 (SCREAMING) 178 00:11:13,012 --> 00:11:14,684 Whoa! 179 00:11:16,817 --> 00:11:19,403 Yahoo! 180 00:11:19,404 --> 00:11:21,481 MIGUEL: Russell! What are you doing? 181 00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:22,563 (MOTORS RUNNING) 182 00:11:28,212 --> 00:11:29,218 (AIRPLANE RUNNING) 183 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,589 Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? 184 00:11:39,957 --> 00:11:41,537 Whoa! (GROANS) 185 00:11:43,726 --> 00:11:45,565 It's the wrong field, you idiot. 186 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,407 Lucas' farm is on the other side of town. 187 00:11:48,878 --> 00:11:50,049 (ROOSTERS CROWING FAINTLY) 188 00:11:51,692 --> 00:11:53,175 Are you sure? 189 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:57,538 (ENGINES RUNNING LOUDLY) 190 00:12:00,382 --> 00:12:01,634 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 191 00:12:32,391 --> 00:12:34,355 MAN: CNS is running a story that we're covering up 192 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,235 some type of nuclear testing experiment. 193 00:12:36,259 --> 00:12:38,745 So tell them to run with it if they want to embarrass themselves. 194 00:12:38,769 --> 00:12:40,260 NASA's been on my butt all morning. 195 00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:41,457 They want to know our position. 196 00:12:41,481 --> 00:12:45,158 Our official position is we have no official position. 197 00:12:45,258 --> 00:12:47,364 Connie, what is going on here? 198 00:12:47,365 --> 00:12:49,771 Come on guys, would I keep you out of the loop? 199 00:12:49,772 --> 00:12:51,210 Yes, absolutely. In a second. 200 00:12:51,235 --> 00:12:52,990 So what? I can't hear you. 201 00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:55,809 At the moment our satellites are somewhat unreliable. 202 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:59,110 Isn't it possible that this thing may just pass us by? 203 00:12:59,235 --> 00:13:01,017 ALBERT: What if it doesn't pass us by? 204 00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,876 Let's retarget some ICBMs to blow it outta the sky. 205 00:13:03,901 --> 00:13:06,493 And risk turning one dangerous falling object into many? 206 00:13:06,818 --> 00:13:08,944 TOM: We don't yet know enough about what we're dealing with 207 00:13:08,945 --> 00:13:10,849 to make any kind of intelligent judgments. 208 00:13:10,949 --> 00:13:13,595 Luckily, the press is making up their own story at this point. 209 00:13:14,316 --> 00:13:15,660 CONNIE: But that's not gonna keep. 210 00:13:16,355 --> 00:13:18,530 We may need to upgrade to DEFCON 3. 211 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,622 ALBERT: Absolutely. 212 00:13:19,646 --> 00:13:20,693 General contact NORAD. 213 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,495 You tell them we've upgraded to DEFCON 3. 214 00:13:22,519 --> 00:13:24,049 GREY: That's not what the President said. 215 00:13:24,073 --> 00:13:25,430 Don't you think that's a little premature? I don't think so. 216 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:29,044 MAN: We have over 50% of the armed forces out on weekend leave. 217 00:13:29,045 --> 00:13:32,904 Not to mention the commanders and troops that are in town for the 4th of July parade. 218 00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:33,783 Go ahead, Commander. 219 00:13:33,785 --> 00:13:36,665 Our intelligence tells us the object has settled into a stationary orbit. 220 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,049 Well, that's good news. 221 00:13:38,473 --> 00:13:39,573 Not really, sir. 222 00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:42,709 MAN: Part of it has broken off into nearly three dozen other pieces, 223 00:13:43,016 --> 00:13:44,727 smaller than the whole, sir, 224 00:13:45,348 --> 00:13:47,767 yet over 15 miles in width themselves. 225 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,884 Where are they heading? 226 00:13:53,284 --> 00:13:56,162 They should be entering our atmosphere within the next 25 minutes. 227 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,200 Take us to DEFCON 3. 228 00:14:08,544 --> 00:14:09,643 (ALARM BEEPING) 229 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,688 MARTY: Please tell me we're getting somewhere. 230 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,524 Oh, there's good news and there's bad news. 231 00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:21,200 All right. What's the bad news? 232 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,999 DAVID: The bad news is there's no penalty for disturbing my lunch. 233 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,100 MARTY: And the good news is you're not gonna charge me. 234 00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:27,663 No, the good news, 235 00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:30,401 is that I found the problem. It's not our equipment. 236 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:31,801 It's some kind of weird signal embedded in the satellite feed. 237 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,500 Wait, that's the good news? 238 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:36,100 Yeah, 'cause this signal has a definite sequential pattern. 239 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,000 So as soon as I find the exact binary sequence, 240 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,900 then I can calculate the phase reversal with that analyser I bought for your birthday and apply it, 241 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 we should be able to block it out completely. 242 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:48,000 And then we'll be the only guys in town with a clear picture! 243 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,450 Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, David! That's why I love you! 244 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,450 That's not necessary. Yes! 245 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,850 Yes! Too kind. 246 00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,907 (PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 247 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:25,337 This better be good. MAN: Captain on deck! 248 00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:32,838 Sir, we're looking at a total radar blackout over a 13 km area. 249 00:15:33,063 --> 00:15:35,313 Let's do a diagnostic check... Excuse me, sir. 250 00:15:36,338 --> 00:15:38,538 The radar may be malfunctioning, but the infrared 251 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:39,986 is totally off the map. 252 00:15:41,502 --> 00:15:42,626 (SINGAL PULSING) 253 00:15:44,656 --> 00:15:45,699 Jeez. 254 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,322 Get me Atlantic Command on the line. 255 00:15:53,738 --> 00:15:54,738 MAN: Hang on, sir. 256 00:15:54,762 --> 00:15:58,102 Sir, we have visual range with incoming over Iraqi airspace. 257 00:15:58,227 --> 00:15:59,345 Second sighting? 258 00:15:59,369 --> 00:16:01,502 Yes, sir. This just came in from the Persian Gulf. 259 00:16:03,026 --> 00:16:04,026 Correction, sir. 260 00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:06,008 MAN: We now have two confirmed visual contacts. 261 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,175 GREY: That's affirmative. Mr. President. 262 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:09,974 They're tracking another one off the California coastline. 263 00:16:11,065 --> 00:16:12,073 All right, go ahead. Put it on. 264 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,681 General, you might want to watch this. Yes. 265 00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:18,632 MAN: (ON TV) Ladies and gentlemen. 266 00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:19,980 ladies and gentlemen, 267 00:16:20,004 --> 00:16:21,571 we are interrupting our regular broadcast 268 00:16:21,595 --> 00:16:22,937 to bring you extraordinary events 269 00:16:22,961 --> 00:16:24,619 taking place in the Russian Republic. 270 00:16:24,643 --> 00:16:26,153 MAN: (ON TV) This unexplained disturbance, 271 00:16:26,177 --> 00:16:29,209 and the hysteria that it's causing are incredible. 272 00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:32,051 WOMAN: (ON TV) How would you describe, what you're seeing? 273 00:16:32,151 --> 00:16:34,016 It is clearing the mountains, 274 00:16:34,141 --> 00:16:38,006 moving too slowly to be a comet or meteor. 275 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,514 Widespread panic has gripped the countryside 276 00:16:41,538 --> 00:16:44,513 as thousands have taken to the streets. 277 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,005 WOMAN: (ON TV) It is confirmed. 278 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:49,219 The unexplained phenomenon is headed for Moscow. 279 00:16:49,345 --> 00:16:51,745 Mr. President, we have an AWAC off the West Coast. 280 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,992 GREY: ETA with contact point, three minutes. 281 00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:58,395 MAN: I don't understand it, sir. Side radar doesn't see it. 282 00:16:58,616 --> 00:17:00,491 I know. It's blind, sir. 283 00:17:00,616 --> 00:17:01,991 Nothing is registering. 284 00:17:02,016 --> 00:17:04,191 MAN: (ON RADIO) Negative. We have zero visibility. 285 00:17:04,215 --> 00:17:06,214 Visibility is at zero. 286 00:17:06,215 --> 00:17:08,256 Command, this is Eagle Eye 370. 287 00:17:09,156 --> 00:17:10,955 GREY: Captain, the president is listening. 288 00:17:11,055 --> 00:17:12,904 Repeat what you just told me. 289 00:17:14,545 --> 00:17:16,985 MAN: (ON RADIO) We still have zero visibility. 290 00:17:18,543 --> 00:17:20,918 Instrumentation is malfunctioning. 291 00:17:22,044 --> 00:17:24,767 We can't get any kind of reading of what's in front of us. 292 00:17:25,292 --> 00:17:26,326 Wait a minute. 293 00:17:27,941 --> 00:17:29,324 May be clearing. 294 00:17:29,871 --> 00:17:31,160 (ENGINES ROARING SOFTLY) 295 00:17:37,288 --> 00:17:38,829 MAN: Pull up! Pull up! 296 00:17:39,011 --> 00:17:40,856 (MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 297 00:17:42,704 --> 00:17:44,054 (SCREAMING) 298 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:50,909 Line's gone, sir. 299 00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:52,908 Two more have been spotted over the Atlantic. 300 00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:54,199 One's moving toward New York, 301 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,282 the other's headed this direction. 302 00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:56,406 How much time do we have? 303 00:17:56,407 --> 00:17:57,281 Less than 10 minutes. 304 00:17:57,431 --> 00:17:58,939 MAN: Alex, organize a military escort. 305 00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:00,438 GREY: Mr. President, I strongly recommend 306 00:18:00,573 --> 00:18:03,104 we move you to a secure location immediately. 307 00:18:03,105 --> 00:18:05,688 Connie, can we expect the same kind of panic we saw in Russia? 308 00:18:05,788 --> 00:18:06,862 More than likely. ALBERT: Mister President. 309 00:18:06,987 --> 00:18:08,461 We can discuss this on the way. 310 00:18:08,786 --> 00:18:10,178 I'm not leaving. 311 00:18:11,078 --> 00:18:13,126 ALBERT: We have to maintain a working government... 312 00:18:13,127 --> 00:18:14,901 I want you to get the vice president, 313 00:18:14,925 --> 00:18:16,466 the whole cabinet and joint chiefs, 314 00:18:16,525 --> 00:18:18,482 and take them to a secured location. 315 00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:19,524 I'm staying. 316 00:18:19,649 --> 00:18:23,057 I don't want to add to a public hysteria that's gonna cost lives. 317 00:18:23,981 --> 00:18:25,223 Connie. CONNIE: Yes, sir. 318 00:18:25,247 --> 00:18:27,647 We'll initiate the Emergency Broadcast System. 319 00:18:27,714 --> 00:18:29,678 We'll advise people, not to panic. 320 00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:32,737 The best idea right now, is to stay in their homes. 321 00:18:33,037 --> 00:18:34,536 Yes, sir. Roy. Dean. 322 00:18:34,736 --> 00:18:36,636 Alex, you contact the cabinet members. 323 00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:37,776 Have them rendezvous here. 324 00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:38,927 We'll take them to NORAD. 325 00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:43,159 Mr. President, with your permission, I'd like to remain at your side. 326 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,308 I had a feeling you would. 327 00:18:49,849 --> 00:18:52,555 And what happens if they do become hostile? 328 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,187 Then God help us. 329 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,420 CONNIE: (ON TV) There it is, the strange atmospheric phenomenon. 330 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:03,011 It is apparently what has been causing all the distortions in our broadcasts. 331 00:19:03,178 --> 00:19:04,677 GIRL: David, are you watching this? 332 00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:05,752 (SIGNAL PULSING) 333 00:19:07,226 --> 00:19:09,858 MAN: Not to react in a manner of cold fear. 334 00:19:10,058 --> 00:19:14,257 We have no evidence that these phenomena are endangering anyone. 335 00:19:14,757 --> 00:19:16,622 Thus far reports of aggression, 336 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:18,921 Marty, listen, listen to this. 337 00:19:18,921 --> 00:19:22,003 I got a lock on the pattern of that signal, so we can filter it out but... 338 00:19:22,304 --> 00:19:25,053 if my calculations are right, it's going to be gone in, like seven hours anyway. 339 00:19:25,077 --> 00:19:27,193 It's reducing itself every time it recycles, 340 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:30,251 so eventually it's gonna disappear... 341 00:19:31,075 --> 00:19:33,300 You listening? Can you believe this. 342 00:19:35,832 --> 00:19:37,365 David, haven't you been watching? 343 00:19:38,189 --> 00:19:39,256 David! CONNIE: General. 344 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:40,379 General. 345 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,022 Good afternoon. 346 00:19:42,371 --> 00:19:45,071 So far, the phenomenon has not caused any damage. 347 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,394 We have to ask you to try to stay calm, 348 00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:49,586 and it's important for everyone not to panic. 349 00:19:49,953 --> 00:19:53,201 We have a fix on three of the occurrences about to appear of... 350 00:19:53,201 --> 00:19:54,325 It's just unreal. 351 00:19:55,351 --> 00:19:56,425 Hey, Miguel, come here. 352 00:19:56,449 --> 00:19:58,224 CONNIE: (ON TV) One is headed towards Los Angeles. 353 00:19:58,349 --> 00:20:00,166 The other two are on our eastern seaboard 354 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:03,390 headed towards New York and Washington D.C. 355 00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:05,315 MAN: Marty. Marty. 356 00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:07,988 Jamie says this building has an old bomb shelter. 357 00:20:08,313 --> 00:20:09,788 We're heading down there now. 358 00:20:10,113 --> 00:20:13,169 All right, all right everybody, head down to the basement. 359 00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:14,811 Take it slow. Don't run. 360 00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:16,486 Walk down to the basement. 361 00:20:18,444 --> 00:20:20,317 There's no shame in hiding. 362 00:20:21,143 --> 00:20:23,019 Oh, I better call my mother. 363 00:20:23,964 --> 00:20:25,264 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 364 00:20:32,554 --> 00:20:34,107 (MEN LAUGHING RAPIDLY) 365 00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:37,247 Well, look who we have here. 366 00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:43,571 Hey, Russ, I heard you had a little trouble this morning. 367 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,438 MAN: Dusted the wrong field. 368 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:49,529 Well I know you're probably still a little confused 369 00:20:49,628 --> 00:20:51,494 from your hostage experience. 370 00:20:51,594 --> 00:20:52,927 Hostage experience. 371 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:54,952 Did something happen to you, Russ? 372 00:20:55,151 --> 00:20:58,249 MAN: Oh, yeah. Seems years back, our boy was kidnapped by aliens. 373 00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,848 Did all kind of experiments on him and such. 374 00:21:00,849 --> 00:21:02,150 Tell them about it, Russ. 375 00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:05,007 You get a couple of beers in him, and he'll tell you all about it, crazy stuff. 376 00:21:05,408 --> 00:21:06,508 Won't you, Russ? 377 00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:08,057 Russ, 378 00:21:08,256 --> 00:21:11,130 when they took you up in their spaceship, did they do any... 379 00:21:12,630 --> 00:21:14,896 sexual things, do you recall? 380 00:21:15,022 --> 00:21:16,130 Do you recollect? 381 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:21,527 Oh, Russ! 382 00:21:21,528 --> 00:21:22,725 (MEN LAUGHING INDISTINCTLY) 383 00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:25,117 (RUMBLING) 384 00:21:34,549 --> 00:21:35,723 WOMAN: Let's get outta here. 385 00:21:36,048 --> 00:21:38,290 What's going on? What's going on? 386 00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:44,090 (CONNIE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) (RUMBLING CONTINUES) 387 00:21:45,630 --> 00:21:46,705 What's that? 388 00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:48,554 Let's get outta here. Come on. 389 00:21:49,102 --> 00:21:50,340 (PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 390 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,771 DYLAN: Mommy! Lookit! 391 00:22:18,579 --> 00:22:20,421 It's too early, baby. 392 00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:23,584 (RUMBLING) 393 00:22:26,787 --> 00:22:28,195 Is it a earthquake? 394 00:22:28,395 --> 00:22:30,460 JASMINE: Not even a four pointer. 395 00:22:30,785 --> 00:22:32,193 Go back to sleep. 396 00:22:32,194 --> 00:22:33,259 (STEVE GROANS) 397 00:22:48,322 --> 00:22:49,197 Daddy! 398 00:22:49,385 --> 00:22:50,841 (PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 399 00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:54,029 What are you doing here? 400 00:22:54,195 --> 00:22:56,027 You should be down in the shelter. 401 00:22:56,153 --> 00:22:57,403 What's going on? 402 00:23:04,324 --> 00:23:05,337 (RUMBLING CONTINUES) 403 00:23:15,486 --> 00:23:17,712 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) (BOYS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 404 00:23:22,814 --> 00:23:24,329 (TIRES SCREECHING) 405 00:23:29,397 --> 00:23:30,892 (ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 406 00:23:31,145 --> 00:23:32,145 Aren't you coming, David? 407 00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:33,535 No. I gotta see this. 408 00:23:44,488 --> 00:23:45,738 (RUMBLING) 409 00:23:53,763 --> 00:23:55,179 That's cool, man! 410 00:23:56,367 --> 00:23:57,612 (PEOPLE CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY) 411 00:24:11,151 --> 00:24:12,710 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 412 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:17,709 (PEOPLE CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY) 413 00:24:31,964 --> 00:24:33,301 (TIRES SCREECHING) 414 00:24:36,169 --> 00:24:37,502 You jerk! 415 00:24:37,503 --> 00:24:38,660 (CAR CRASHING LOUDLY) 416 00:24:42,542 --> 00:24:43,611 (RUMBLING) 417 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:48,559 (INDISTINCT SCREAMING) 418 00:24:53,286 --> 00:24:54,613 (RUMBLING CONTINUES) 419 00:25:00,329 --> 00:25:01,454 DAVID: The signal. 420 00:25:03,204 --> 00:25:04,343 My God. 421 00:25:21,724 --> 00:25:23,157 Now what do we do? 422 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:25,731 Address the nation. 423 00:25:26,456 --> 00:25:28,782 There's gonna be a lot of frightened people out there. 424 00:25:29,082 --> 00:25:30,082 Yeah. 425 00:25:30,923 --> 00:25:32,580 I'm one of them. 426 00:25:34,038 --> 00:25:35,319 (DOG PANTING) 427 00:25:35,942 --> 00:25:39,436 Hey, hey, hey! Come on. He's just trying to impress you. 428 00:25:40,236 --> 00:25:42,836 If you want to impress me, you need to get a job, 429 00:25:42,936 --> 00:25:44,660 and stop slobbering all over my shoe. 430 00:25:58,855 --> 00:26:00,447 (PEOPLE MURMURS INDISTINCTLY) 431 00:26:00,856 --> 00:26:02,564 STEVE: I don't believe this. Jasmine. 432 00:26:02,863 --> 00:26:04,772 Neighbors moving out. 433 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:08,235 Guess they finally got tired of all these quakes. 434 00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:12,220 A little shake and they running. 435 00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:16,635 MAN: (ON TV) Police and the fire departments are asking everyone to stay off the phone. 436 00:26:16,859 --> 00:26:18,901 STEVE: Baby, there's something on the news about the quake. 437 00:26:19,809 --> 00:26:22,134 MAN: The police are asking us not to call 911. 438 00:26:22,209 --> 00:26:23,808 STEVE: What's up, man? DYLAN: Hey, Steve. 439 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:25,216 What you been doing out there? 440 00:26:25,342 --> 00:26:26,750 Shooting the aliens. 441 00:26:26,774 --> 00:26:28,557 Oh, you shooting aliens, right? 442 00:26:28,581 --> 00:26:30,148 You think you tough? What you got? 443 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:31,747 Turn around. Let me see what you got. 444 00:26:31,771 --> 00:26:33,681 Come on, Boomer. Let's get you something to eat. 445 00:26:34,005 --> 00:26:35,013 Oh, no... 446 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,452 (JASMINE MOANS RAPIDLY) 447 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,671 Watch out. Watch it now, baby. 448 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,196 I'll go grab the paper. All right. 449 00:26:42,229 --> 00:26:43,275 (EXCLAIMS) 450 00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:44,580 Dylan! 451 00:26:50,724 --> 00:26:52,521 (WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 452 00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:58,883 MAN: Honey, let's go! 453 00:27:15,362 --> 00:27:17,637 JASMINE: Babe, you want some of this coffee? 454 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:19,344 Babe. 455 00:27:22,578 --> 00:27:23,619 Boom, boom, boom! 456 00:27:25,793 --> 00:27:29,167 MAN: (ON TV) Pentagon officials are reporting more ships have just arrived 457 00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:30,667 over the capitals of India, 458 00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:32,166 England and Germany, 459 00:27:32,290 --> 00:27:35,165 bringing estimates up to anywhere from 10 to 15 460 00:27:35,289 --> 00:27:37,614 of these city-sized spacecraft. 461 00:27:37,714 --> 00:27:40,396 MARTY: I know, Ma. Just try and stay calm. 462 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:42,620 Tell her to pack up and leave town. 463 00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:43,854 Why? What happened? 464 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,154 Just do it! 465 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:47,078 Oh, Ma. Ma, listen. 466 00:27:47,329 --> 00:27:49,823 Get your stuff together and head for Aunt Esther's. 467 00:27:50,565 --> 00:27:52,206 Don't argue with me. Just go! 468 00:27:53,021 --> 00:27:55,846 David, why did I just send my mother to Atlanta? 469 00:27:56,471 --> 00:27:57,409 MARTY: David. 470 00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:58,726 David, talk to me. 471 00:27:58,751 --> 00:28:01,075 Did you hear me tell you that the signal hidden in the satellite feed 472 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,975 is slowly recycling down to extinction? 473 00:28:03,075 --> 00:28:04,891 Not really. DAVID: It's a countdown. 474 00:28:05,290 --> 00:28:06,366 A countdown? 475 00:28:06,574 --> 00:28:08,623 Wait. A countdown to what, David? 476 00:28:10,623 --> 00:28:11,756 It's like in chess. 477 00:28:11,956 --> 00:28:13,756 First you strategically position your pieces, 478 00:28:14,155 --> 00:28:16,488 then when the timing's right you strike. 479 00:28:17,313 --> 00:28:18,345 See? 480 00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:21,204 DAVID: They're positioning themselves all over the world, 481 00:28:21,504 --> 00:28:23,585 using this one signal to synchronize their efforts. 482 00:28:23,609 --> 00:28:25,185 In approximately six hours, 483 00:28:25,285 --> 00:28:27,852 the signal's going to disappear, and the countdown's going to be over. 484 00:28:28,152 --> 00:28:29,685 And then what? 485 00:28:31,901 --> 00:28:33,000 Checkmate. 486 00:28:35,608 --> 00:28:36,649 Oh, my God. 487 00:28:36,774 --> 00:28:37,941 Oh, my God! 488 00:28:38,066 --> 00:28:39,648 I've got to call my brother. 489 00:28:39,773 --> 00:28:41,147 I'd better call my housekeeper. 490 00:28:41,272 --> 00:28:42,547 I gotta call my lawyer. 491 00:28:43,372 --> 00:28:44,546 Forget my lawyer. 492 00:28:45,271 --> 00:28:48,506 MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States. 493 00:28:48,531 --> 00:28:49,616 TOM: (ON TV) Good afternoon. 494 00:28:50,469 --> 00:28:52,023 My fellow Americans, 495 00:28:53,048 --> 00:28:56,041 a historic and unprecedented event has occurred. 496 00:28:56,266 --> 00:28:59,294 The question of whether or not we're alone in the universe 497 00:28:59,496 --> 00:29:00,771 has been answered. 498 00:29:01,895 --> 00:29:03,412 Although it's understandable that, 499 00:29:03,436 --> 00:29:05,868 many of us feel a sense of hesitation or even fear 500 00:29:05,882 --> 00:29:08,324 we must attempt to reserve judgment... 501 00:29:08,629 --> 00:29:10,615 He says he's your husband. 502 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,593 Oh, God. 503 00:29:16,104 --> 00:29:17,235 What do you want? 504 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,661 You got to leave the White House. 505 00:29:19,761 --> 00:29:22,332 (WHISPERING) This is hardly the time nor the place to be having that same old discussion! 506 00:29:22,433 --> 00:29:24,475 DAVID: You don't understand. You got to leave Washington. 507 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,778 Well, in case you haven't noticed, 508 00:29:25,802 --> 00:29:28,145 we are having a little crisis here. 509 00:29:28,169 --> 00:29:29,791 They're communicating with a hidden signal. 510 00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:31,031 They're going to attack. 511 00:29:31,256 --> 00:29:32,846 You are just being paranoid! 512 00:29:32,870 --> 00:29:35,741 DAVID: It's not paranoia. The embedding's very subtle. 513 00:29:35,742 --> 00:29:36,982 It's probably been overlooked. 514 00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:38,001 (HANGS UP PHONE) 515 00:29:45,349 --> 00:29:46,365 Marty, what are you doing? 516 00:29:46,789 --> 00:29:47,991 Get out of town as soon as you can. 517 00:29:48,123 --> 00:29:49,405 Please, my staff and I Ok. Ok. 518 00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:50,878 TOM: Will remain in the White House 519 00:29:50,978 --> 00:29:52,727 as we attempt to establish communication. 520 00:29:53,941 --> 00:29:56,662 If you feel compelled to leave these cities, 521 00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:59,031 please do so in an orderly fashion. 522 00:29:59,367 --> 00:30:00,886 (ALL SCREAMING) (HORN HONKING LOUDLY) 523 00:30:04,487 --> 00:30:05,910 Hey! What's going on? 524 00:30:07,126 --> 00:30:08,038 Excuse me. 525 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:09,218 Coming through. 526 00:30:10,933 --> 00:30:12,312 MAN: The arrival of the alien visitors 527 00:30:12,336 --> 00:30:14,400 has caused over 10,000 fender-benders 528 00:30:14,424 --> 00:30:15,823 in just a few seconds' time, 529 00:30:15,923 --> 00:30:17,413 but this is just the beginning... 530 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:19,497 JASMINE: Come on now, you can't go. 531 00:30:19,523 --> 00:30:20,863 You got to call them back. 532 00:30:21,511 --> 00:30:23,073 I'm not going to do this with you, Jasmine. 533 00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:25,205 I've got to report to El Toro. 534 00:30:25,331 --> 00:30:27,257 But you said you was on leave for the 4th. 535 00:30:27,383 --> 00:30:28,638 Yeah, well, they canceled it! 536 00:30:31,365 --> 00:30:33,192 Look, why are you acting like this? 537 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:34,987 Why? 538 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,845 That's why. 539 00:30:49,372 --> 00:30:50,387 STEVE: Look. 540 00:30:51,112 --> 00:30:53,801 I really don't think they flew 90 billion light years, 541 00:30:54,127 --> 00:30:55,702 to come down here and start a fight 542 00:30:56,227 --> 00:30:57,585 and get all rowdy. 543 00:30:59,087 --> 00:31:00,449 Look why don't you just relax? 544 00:31:00,549 --> 00:31:02,949 I'm going to report to El Toro and find out what's going on. 545 00:31:07,524 --> 00:31:08,945 STEVE: What are you doing in there, man? 546 00:31:09,404 --> 00:31:11,044 DYLAN: Nothing. I'm just driving. 547 00:31:13,807 --> 00:31:15,381 Look. Here, I got these for you. 548 00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:16,553 Firecrackers. 549 00:31:16,653 --> 00:31:17,693 Now, you be careful. 550 00:31:17,993 --> 00:31:18,947 Steve, wait. 551 00:31:19,073 --> 00:31:20,233 I want to tell you something. 552 00:31:20,271 --> 00:31:21,372 What is it, Jasmine? 553 00:31:25,643 --> 00:31:27,347 You take care of yourself, you hear? 554 00:31:30,666 --> 00:31:31,666 Look. 555 00:31:33,283 --> 00:31:35,027 Why don't you get some things packed, 556 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,969 and you and Dylan come stay with me on the base. 557 00:31:39,121 --> 00:31:41,494 And you will see that there is nothing to be scared of. 558 00:31:42,226 --> 00:31:43,290 Really? 559 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,043 You don't mind? 560 00:31:46,744 --> 00:31:47,749 Well, I mean... 561 00:31:48,550 --> 00:31:50,642 We'll have to let all my other girlfriends know 562 00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:52,523 that they can't come over, you know, 563 00:31:52,547 --> 00:31:54,632 and got to postpone a little freaky-deaky. There you go, 564 00:31:54,656 --> 00:31:56,572 there he goes, thinking you all that. 565 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,154 But you are not as charming as you think you are, sir. 566 00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:02,454 Yes, I am. 567 00:32:03,479 --> 00:32:05,273 Them big old Dumbo ears. 568 00:32:05,773 --> 00:32:07,500 Look at you with them chicken legs. 569 00:32:15,911 --> 00:32:17,106 Come on Dylan, honey. 570 00:32:18,450 --> 00:32:19,728 (PEOPLE SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY) 571 00:32:22,314 --> 00:32:24,406 DAVID: Look out! Look out! 572 00:32:27,359 --> 00:32:28,777 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 573 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:32,938 What? (GUN COCKS) Hey! 574 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:35,096 The television said they started the looting already, heven't they? 575 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:36,673 Vultures. 576 00:32:37,349 --> 00:32:38,470 You still have the Plymouth? 577 00:32:38,753 --> 00:32:40,078 You want to borrow the car? 578 00:32:40,202 --> 00:32:41,585 David, you don't have a license. 579 00:32:41,902 --> 00:32:42,780 You're driving. 580 00:32:42,906 --> 00:32:44,489 Yeah, I'm driv... I'm driving? 581 00:32:44,513 --> 00:32:45,593 DAVID: Come on, come on. 582 00:32:45,594 --> 00:32:46,778 (HORN HONKING) 583 00:32:47,845 --> 00:32:49,805 I really want you out of Los Angeles. 584 00:32:50,056 --> 00:32:51,990 MARY: You're staying there to keep people calm. 585 00:32:51,991 --> 00:32:54,868 It's the right thing to do. I'm not going to let them criticize you for it. 586 00:32:54,892 --> 00:32:56,637 I appreciate it, your trying to help me. 587 00:32:57,002 --> 00:32:57,792 Liar. 588 00:32:58,152 --> 00:32:59,721 Stick to the truth it's what you're good at. 589 00:32:59,745 --> 00:33:01,015 TOM: All right. I'll tell you the truth. 590 00:33:01,039 --> 00:33:02,675 I don't want you in any one of those cities. 591 00:33:02,676 --> 00:33:03,678 (SIGHS) 592 00:33:04,175 --> 00:33:06,001 I'll leave as soon as the interviews are done. 593 00:33:06,611 --> 00:33:07,366 All right. 594 00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:10,165 There's a helicopter waiting. They're gonna take you to Nellis. 595 00:33:10,465 --> 00:33:11,465 MARY: And the munchkin? 596 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,775 TOM: She's going to meet you there. 597 00:33:13,201 --> 00:33:14,235 All right. 598 00:33:14,335 --> 00:33:15,561 I love you. 599 00:33:16,586 --> 00:33:17,838 I love you. 600 00:33:17,937 --> 00:33:18,888 MARY: Bye. 601 00:33:20,339 --> 00:33:21,098 Bye. 602 00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:22,355 (MAN ON TV TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 603 00:33:24,588 --> 00:33:25,668 (HORN HONKING) 604 00:33:25,669 --> 00:33:27,588 JULIUS: It's the White House for grying out loud! 605 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:29,338 You can't just drive up and ring a bell. 606 00:33:29,514 --> 00:33:30,903 Can't this thing go any faster? 607 00:33:30,927 --> 00:33:32,183 What, you think they don't know what you know? 608 00:33:32,207 --> 00:33:33,659 They know. Believe me, they know. 609 00:33:33,926 --> 00:33:36,102 She works for the president. They know everything. 610 00:33:36,427 --> 00:33:37,471 They don't know this. 611 00:33:38,171 --> 00:33:39,256 You're going to educate them? 612 00:33:39,356 --> 00:33:41,155 Yeah so tell me something. You're so smart. 613 00:33:41,156 --> 00:33:44,075 How come you spend eight years at M.I.T to become a cable repairman? 614 00:33:44,099 --> 00:33:44,798 Dad! 615 00:33:44,799 --> 00:33:47,312 No all I'm saying is they got people who handle these things, David. 616 00:33:48,112 --> 00:33:49,547 They want HBO, they'll call you. 617 00:33:50,572 --> 00:33:51,633 JULIUS: Look at these, look at these people. Look? 618 00:33:52,641 --> 00:33:54,519 Vultures. They take, and then they go. 619 00:33:54,619 --> 00:33:56,362 They're going, they're going faster than we are. 620 00:33:56,386 --> 00:33:57,554 Look at this we're in the fast lane. 621 00:33:57,578 --> 00:33:58,854 I can't go faster. They're cutting me off here. 622 00:33:58,878 --> 00:34:00,823 No one's cutting you off. We're going to get a ticket. 623 00:34:00,847 --> 00:34:02,149 They're getting in front of me. I can't go any faster. 624 00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:03,801 All right. All right. I don't want to argue you. 625 00:34:03,802 --> 00:34:04,500 (SHUSHES) 626 00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:05,582 Let's just get there, 627 00:34:05,607 --> 00:34:07,104 as quickly as possible. What's the rush? 628 00:34:07,203 --> 00:34:09,057 You think we'll get to Washington, it won't be there? 629 00:34:11,782 --> 00:34:13,768 WOMAN: A local crop duster was arrested today 630 00:34:13,792 --> 00:34:16,086 as he papered city hall with leaflets from the air. 631 00:34:16,211 --> 00:34:17,296 Everybody's leaving. 632 00:34:17,421 --> 00:34:18,296 Can you give us some of your time? 633 00:34:18,421 --> 00:34:19,339 Do you want to make a statement? 634 00:34:19,463 --> 00:34:20,631 RUSSELL: We've got to stop them! 635 00:34:20,756 --> 00:34:23,634 I was kidnapped by space aliens 10 years ago. 636 00:34:23,759 --> 00:34:25,711 They did all kinds of experiments on me. 637 00:34:25,810 --> 00:34:28,922 They've been studying us for years, finding out our weaknesses. 638 00:34:29,021 --> 00:34:30,424 We've gotta stop them! 639 00:34:30,524 --> 00:34:32,000 They're gonna kill us all! 640 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,594 WOMAN: Some people attribute his eccentric behavior 641 00:34:34,693 --> 00:34:36,595 to post-traumatic stress syndrome 642 00:34:36,695 --> 00:34:38,855 from his service as a pilot in Vietnam. 643 00:34:39,022 --> 00:34:41,453 Others, however, have a more unusual theory. 644 00:34:41,553 --> 00:34:43,142 How would you describe Mr. Casse? 645 00:34:43,242 --> 00:34:44,643 Private. Keeps to himself. 646 00:34:44,743 --> 00:34:46,144 Real quiet. Quiet. 647 00:34:46,244 --> 00:34:47,988 When they took him up in the spaceship, 648 00:34:48,905 --> 00:34:51,558 the aliens abused him... 649 00:34:51,783 --> 00:34:53,234 sexually. 650 00:34:53,534 --> 00:34:55,886 WOMAN: Mr. Casse is in the county lockup this evening... 651 00:34:56,069 --> 00:34:57,722 MIGUEL: Pack up. We're leaving. 652 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,847 WOMAN: Due to extenuating circumstances, 653 00:34:59,871 --> 00:35:01,483 he may be released later tonight. 654 00:35:01,883 --> 00:35:03,551 Miguel, what about Dad? 655 00:35:05,376 --> 00:35:07,279 This could be our last night on Earth. 656 00:35:09,103 --> 00:35:10,557 You don't want to die a virgin... 657 00:35:10,782 --> 00:35:11,842 do you? 658 00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:13,669 Come on, we're going. 659 00:35:13,693 --> 00:35:15,120 No. I'm not going anywhere. 660 00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:17,284 Miguel! 661 00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:18,384 Stop it! 662 00:35:18,501 --> 00:35:19,499 (DOOR SHUTS) 663 00:35:23,259 --> 00:35:24,501 RUSSELL: Thanks a lot, partner. 664 00:35:27,478 --> 00:35:29,456 You read my mind! 665 00:35:30,150 --> 00:35:31,400 Stay here. 666 00:35:32,050 --> 00:35:34,900 RUSSELL: We gotta get as far away from these things as we can! 667 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,425 They let you out? 668 00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:37,574 You damn right! 669 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,800 They got bigger fish to fry now, believe you me! 670 00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:42,200 Come on, boy! 671 00:35:42,650 --> 00:35:44,750 MIGUEL: We're leaving without you. 672 00:35:45,550 --> 00:35:48,200 We're going to live with Uncle Hector in Tucson. 673 00:35:48,849 --> 00:35:51,099 (SPITS, LAUGHING) 674 00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:52,250 Hector! 675 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,961 Like hell you are. 676 00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:55,824 I'm still your father. 677 00:35:55,950 --> 00:35:57,250 No, you're not. 678 00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:00,250 You're just the man who married my mother. 679 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,700 You're nothing to me! 680 00:36:02,701 --> 00:36:03,621 Aw! 681 00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:07,961 Oh! (SIGHS) 682 00:36:08,950 --> 00:36:11,000 Well, what about Troy? 683 00:36:11,150 --> 00:36:11,950 Troy? 684 00:36:12,274 --> 00:36:13,049 Yeah. 685 00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:16,250 MIGUEL: For once in your life, why don't you think about what's best for him? 686 00:36:16,950 --> 00:36:19,600 Who has to beg for money to buy him medicine when you screw up! 687 00:36:19,601 --> 00:36:21,964 Huh? Who? Who? 688 00:36:22,171 --> 00:36:23,765 (SCREAMS) You stop it right now! 689 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:26,900 I'm not a baby anymore! 690 00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:31,200 I don't want your stupid medicine, because I'm so sick of medicine! 691 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:33,400 MIGUEL: Do you know what this stuff costs? 692 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,550 Do you wanna get sick again? 693 00:36:37,050 --> 00:36:38,100 Do you? 694 00:36:39,892 --> 00:36:42,535 MAN: Once again, the L.A.P.D. Is asking Los Angelenos 695 00:36:42,536 --> 00:36:45,363 not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. 696 00:36:45,463 --> 00:36:48,373 You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war. 697 00:36:48,991 --> 00:36:51,627 Think we can find something better to do with our time, gentlemen? 698 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:53,754 JIMMY: Where you been, Stevie? 699 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,556 Man, this is unbelievable. This is, like, huge. 700 00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:58,457 They. They've recalled everybody. 701 00:36:59,082 --> 00:37:00,801 Well, looks like the mail's still working. 702 00:37:03,324 --> 00:37:05,154 STEVE: Oh! Oh, oh. 703 00:37:06,179 --> 00:37:07,823 You got to do the honors for me, man. 704 00:37:08,048 --> 00:37:09,264 You're a wuss. 705 00:37:09,265 --> 00:37:10,619 Yeah, whatever. Shut up and read it. 706 00:37:11,552 --> 00:37:12,670 It says... 707 00:37:13,568 --> 00:37:15,470 Captain Steven Hiller, 708 00:37:15,471 --> 00:37:16,515 loser. 709 00:37:16,516 --> 00:37:18,475 United States Marine Corps. Come on, come on, come on! 710 00:37:19,649 --> 00:37:22,026 We regret to inform you that, 711 00:37:22,151 --> 00:37:24,545 despite your excellent record of service... 712 00:37:27,696 --> 00:37:29,169 I'm sorry, man. 713 00:37:30,189 --> 00:37:31,687 You know what you need to do? 714 00:37:32,107 --> 00:37:35,852 You need to, like, kiss some serious booty to get ahead in this world, man. 715 00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:37,355 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 716 00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:40,080 See, I like the one-knee approach because, 717 00:37:40,081 --> 00:37:42,090 it puts the booty, like right... 718 00:37:42,091 --> 00:37:44,486 in front of the lips, what's this? 719 00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:46,189 STEVE: That's nothing. JIMMY: Hold on. Hold on, man. 720 00:37:46,194 --> 00:37:47,287 What is this? 721 00:37:47,907 --> 00:37:50,409 STEVE: Jasmine kind of has a thing for dolphins. I don't know. 722 00:37:50,433 --> 00:37:53,523 JIMMY: Stevie, this is a wedding ring. 723 00:37:58,231 --> 00:38:00,768 I thought you said you were going to break the whole thing off. 724 00:38:01,548 --> 00:38:03,019 (SIGHS) Yeah. 725 00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:08,109 Man, you know I really like Jasmine. 726 00:38:08,434 --> 00:38:09,696 You know that, right? 727 00:38:11,356 --> 00:38:13,164 Man, you're never going to get to fly 728 00:38:13,188 --> 00:38:15,223 the Space Shuttle if you marry a stripper. 729 00:38:15,622 --> 00:38:16,959 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 730 00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:25,928 MAN: It could only happen in California file, 731 00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:27,757 here's Wendy Walsh with a special report. 732 00:38:28,257 --> 00:38:31,288 WOMAN: Below us, we can see hundreds of UFO fanatics 733 00:38:31,413 --> 00:38:35,922 who have gathered on rooftops here in downtown Los Angeles to welcome the new arrivals. 734 00:38:36,048 --> 00:38:38,426 Oh, God! I hope they bring back Elvis! 735 00:38:38,552 --> 00:38:42,475 JASMINE: I just came in to get my check tonight, and I got talked into working. 736 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,871 Oh, I must have been tripping. 737 00:38:44,896 --> 00:38:46,968 WOMAN: It's being called the party event of the century, 738 00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:49,787 and everyone is invited, especially you know who. 739 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:51,274 This is so cool. 740 00:38:51,374 --> 00:38:52,401 JASMINE: Girl, please. 741 00:38:52,501 --> 00:38:53,542 Oh, hey. 742 00:38:54,067 --> 00:38:56,090 I made it before I came in tonight. 743 00:38:57,691 --> 00:38:58,837 TIFFANY: Check it out. 744 00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:02,608 Now I know you're not thinking about joining those idiots. 745 00:39:02,609 --> 00:39:05,230 Oh, I am going over there as soon as I get off. 746 00:39:05,597 --> 00:39:06,645 Do you wanna come? 747 00:39:07,041 --> 00:39:08,976 Tiffany, listen to me a second. 748 00:39:09,012 --> 00:39:12,557 I have got a really bad feeling about this. I don't want you to go. 749 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:15,900 Oh, like the really bad feeling you got when I went to Las Vegas? 750 00:39:16,050 --> 00:39:17,163 Yeah. And I was right. 751 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:20,024 You didn't get the job and you lost all your money gambling. 752 00:39:20,450 --> 00:39:23,450 Yeah, but I wasn't in L.A. for the earthquake. 753 00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:26,950 Tiff, I really don't want you to go up there. 754 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,750 Now promise me you won't. 755 00:39:29,643 --> 00:39:31,843 Come on girl, promise me! TIFFANY: No, no, no. 756 00:39:33,067 --> 00:39:34,067 I promise. 757 00:39:35,868 --> 00:39:36,668 Ok. 758 00:39:38,246 --> 00:39:39,046 Look. 759 00:39:39,261 --> 00:39:40,361 I'm going. 760 00:39:41,085 --> 00:39:42,449 JASMINE: I'm out of town for a while. 761 00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:44,153 Later. Bye. 762 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,650 Hey, there's my angel. Come on. 763 00:39:48,450 --> 00:39:49,800 Come on, Boomer. Let's go. 764 00:39:50,150 --> 00:39:51,900 Hey, come on. Talk to your boyfriend later. 765 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,100 Hey! What the hell's the kid doing here? 766 00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:55,199 Huh? (GRUNTS) 767 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,100 MAN: Get out of here! You try finding a sitter today. 768 00:39:57,124 --> 00:39:58,700 Hey! Hey, where do you think you're you going? 769 00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:00,493 You leave, you're fired. 770 00:40:00,718 --> 00:40:02,574 Nice working with you, Mario. 771 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,200 Come on, Boomer. 772 00:40:10,987 --> 00:40:13,028 JULIUS: Everyone in the world is trying to get out of Washington. 773 00:40:13,049 --> 00:40:14,689 We're the only schmucks trying to get in. 774 00:40:15,197 --> 00:40:16,293 (MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 775 00:40:17,473 --> 00:40:18,700 What. What the hell is that? 776 00:40:19,768 --> 00:40:22,056 Pops, this is every phone book in America. 777 00:40:22,156 --> 00:40:24,900 You think an important person like Constance is going to be listed? 778 00:40:25,101 --> 00:40:28,459 DAVID: She always keeps her portable phone listed for emergencies. 779 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,364 Sometimes it's her just first initial, 780 00:40:30,389 --> 00:40:32,174 sometimes it's her nickname, 781 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,791 sometimes just her... 782 00:40:33,815 --> 00:40:35,409 Oy, my God! 783 00:40:35,410 --> 00:40:36,910 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Slow down! 784 00:40:37,238 --> 00:40:38,300 (CAR HORN WAILING) 785 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,900 JULIUS: Where are they going? DAVID: Please stop! 786 00:40:41,924 --> 00:40:43,024 Tell them! Tell them! 787 00:40:43,025 --> 00:40:44,239 (BOTH SHOUTING) 788 00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:46,100 DAVID: Slow down! 789 00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:47,450 Off-ramp! 790 00:40:50,050 --> 00:40:51,400 DAVID: Slow down! 791 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,950 JULIUS: We made it! We made it! DAVID: Good, good. 792 00:40:58,300 --> 00:40:59,600 Nice driving, Pops. 793 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,650 Well... 794 00:41:03,550 --> 00:41:04,550 JULIUS: So, not listed? 795 00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:06,700 DAVID: No, no. I just haven't found it yet. 796 00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:09,690 I tried C. Spano, Connie Spano, 797 00:41:10,115 --> 00:41:11,324 Spunky Spano. 798 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:13,000 Spunky? 799 00:41:14,150 --> 00:41:15,150 College nickname. 800 00:41:16,275 --> 00:41:17,275 Cute. 801 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:19,244 You tried Levinson? 802 00:41:19,345 --> 00:41:20,924 DAVID: No she didn't take my name when we were married. 803 00:41:21,150 --> 00:41:22,150 Why would she... What are you talking about? 804 00:41:22,170 --> 00:41:23,170 Try it. 805 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,950 Okay. Here. Look. 806 00:41:30,942 --> 00:41:32,299 (JULIUS STAMMERS) 807 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:33,450 So, what do I know? 808 00:41:33,451 --> 00:41:34,646 (PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 809 00:41:35,615 --> 00:41:37,073 (MAN ON RADIO TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 810 00:41:44,378 --> 00:41:45,180 So... 811 00:41:46,105 --> 00:41:47,810 You want to ring the bell or should I? 812 00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:50,188 (PHONE BLARING) 813 00:41:50,415 --> 00:41:51,785 Oh, perfect. She's using it. 814 00:41:51,809 --> 00:41:53,570 Perfect. What's perfect? It's busy. 815 00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:55,948 Yeah. I can use her signal, 816 00:41:56,773 --> 00:41:59,694 to triangulate her exact position in the White House. 817 00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:01,721 You can do that? 818 00:42:02,021 --> 00:42:04,879 Yeah. All cable repairmen can, Pops. 819 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,662 MAN: The visitors have arrived, but the president remains at the White House. 820 00:42:08,854 --> 00:42:09,863 Question. 821 00:42:10,088 --> 00:42:13,613 Are Mr. Whitmore's actions A, ultra brave. 822 00:42:13,637 --> 00:42:15,367 Or B, foolhardy? (PHONE RINGING) 823 00:42:15,368 --> 00:42:16,382 (PHONE BEEPS) 824 00:42:16,733 --> 00:42:18,672 What? DAVID: Now, don't hang up, sweetie. 825 00:42:19,039 --> 00:42:21,282 David. How did you get this number? 826 00:42:21,543 --> 00:42:23,294 DAVID: Do me a favor. Walk to the window. 827 00:42:23,995 --> 00:42:25,724 And I'm looking for what? 828 00:42:25,924 --> 00:42:27,137 DAVID: You'll see. 829 00:42:27,662 --> 00:42:28,882 Over here. 830 00:42:31,893 --> 00:42:32,769 See us? 831 00:42:33,813 --> 00:42:35,042 How does he do that? 832 00:42:35,642 --> 00:42:38,472 MAN: Reporting live from Andrews Air Force Base 833 00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:40,342 just outside Washington, D.C... 834 00:42:40,442 --> 00:42:42,771 Yes, that's right, Tom, an amazing moment. 835 00:42:42,896 --> 00:42:44,440 We're reporting from Andrews Air Force Base... 836 00:42:44,607 --> 00:42:47,912 Now in light of our apparent inability to communicate with the visitors, 837 00:42:48,012 --> 00:42:51,459 Pentagon officials have retrofit this skylift helicopter 838 00:42:51,585 --> 00:42:53,997 with a type of visual communications device. 839 00:42:53,998 --> 00:42:56,026 Mr. President. Gentlemen, be seated. 840 00:42:56,050 --> 00:42:58,145 This is not a military airgraft but as you can see, 841 00:42:58,146 --> 00:42:59,349 TOM: Where are we now? 842 00:42:59,349 --> 00:43:00,850 They're just commencing liftoff. 843 00:43:00,975 --> 00:43:03,764 WOMAN: And refitted with these enormous light panels that are 844 00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:06,744 attached to the hull and onto the sides. 845 00:43:06,844 --> 00:43:08,981 MAN: (ON RADIO) Echo One, Welcome Wagon is in the air. 846 00:43:09,274 --> 00:43:11,352 I repeat. Welcome Wagon is in the air. 847 00:43:11,477 --> 00:43:14,424 MAN 2: (ON RADIO) Roger, Welcome Wagon. Echo One right beside you. 848 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:16,784 JULIUS: This is something I would never believe in my lifetime, 849 00:43:16,809 --> 00:43:18,338 that I would be in the White House. 850 00:43:18,481 --> 00:43:19,575 Look at this. 851 00:43:20,443 --> 00:43:22,169 If I knew I was going to meet the president, 852 00:43:22,193 --> 00:43:23,206 I would have worn a tie. 853 00:43:23,230 --> 00:43:25,352 Yeah I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel. 854 00:43:25,677 --> 00:43:27,054 DAVID: You look fine, Pops. 855 00:43:27,379 --> 00:43:29,016 Oy, my God. 856 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,178 CONNIE: David, I don't know how happy he's going to be to see you. 857 00:43:31,179 --> 00:43:32,965 Yeah, that's right. I'm telling you, we're wasting time. 858 00:43:32,989 --> 00:43:34,468 Like he's not going to listen to me. We should go? 859 00:43:34,492 --> 00:43:36,114 Why wouldn't he? Why wouldn't he listen? 860 00:43:36,138 --> 00:43:38,073 Because last time I saw him we, we got into a fight. 861 00:43:38,198 --> 00:43:40,198 You walked in the room and punched him in the head. 862 00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:41,741 You punched the president? 863 00:43:41,759 --> 00:43:44,518 He wasn't the president then. I punched him, he fought back. 864 00:43:44,542 --> 00:43:45,742 We wrestled around. It was a fight. 865 00:43:45,766 --> 00:43:47,099 A fight that you started, 866 00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:49,183 because David thought that I was having an affair. 867 00:43:49,184 --> 00:43:51,217 With the president? Which, of course, I wasn't... 868 00:43:51,241 --> 00:43:53,934 Hey, hey! You know, either go get him, or we should head back to the car. 869 00:43:54,059 --> 00:43:56,923 All right. I'll get him. You wait here, and don't touch anything. 870 00:43:58,122 --> 00:43:59,402 You punched the president? 871 00:43:59,702 --> 00:44:01,280 Mein Gott! 872 00:44:01,499 --> 00:44:02,777 (HELICOPTER ENGINE WHIRRING) 873 00:44:09,949 --> 00:44:11,573 Nearing point of contact, Echo One. 874 00:44:11,672 --> 00:44:12,741 We're closing in. 875 00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:15,714 MAN: (ON RADIO) Roger that. You're a go to commence sequence when ready. 876 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,100 This I like. 877 00:44:20,850 --> 00:44:21,900 Look at this! 878 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:24,550 You know what famous people have been here? 879 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,750 Yes, Dad. 880 00:44:26,750 --> 00:44:28,150 Politicians, actors... 881 00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:30,450 Baseball players, singers... 882 00:44:31,150 --> 00:44:32,400 And now me. 883 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,650 DAVID: Imagine that! Look, a poor immigrant like me. 884 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,400 It's a dream! David, please! 885 00:44:37,970 --> 00:44:40,123 WOMAN: The three choppers are steadily approaching 886 00:44:40,124 --> 00:44:44,372 what has been unanimously agreed to be the front of these spaceships, 887 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:47,318 a parabolic indentation 9 city blocks... 888 00:44:47,319 --> 00:44:48,455 You're leaving now? 889 00:44:49,331 --> 00:44:51,510 Hey, see if they got those pens that they give away. 890 00:44:51,636 --> 00:44:52,687 Dad, what? 891 00:44:52,711 --> 00:44:54,711 TOM: You'd still think I have a choice of my company. 892 00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:57,612 I don't have time for this. 893 00:44:57,622 --> 00:44:58,707 Two minutes, Tom. Connie... 894 00:44:58,732 --> 00:45:00,232 JULIUS: Mr. President. Mr. President. 895 00:45:00,233 --> 00:45:02,386 Julius Levinson. David is my son. 896 00:45:02,387 --> 00:45:04,192 I told you he wouldn't listen. Νο, you have to tell him now. 897 00:45:04,792 --> 00:45:06,435 Tell him. David, you have to tell him! Hey Connie! 898 00:45:06,435 --> 00:45:07,931 David, tell him! 899 00:45:11,028 --> 00:45:13,622 Uh, I know why we have satellite disruption. 900 00:45:16,729 --> 00:45:17,729 All right. Go ahead. 901 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,390 Ok. 902 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,465 DAVID: Let's say that you want to coordinate with spaceships... 903 00:45:24,466 --> 00:45:26,093 on different sides of the Earth. 904 00:45:26,281 --> 00:45:28,591 You couldn't send a direct signal, right? 905 00:45:30,183 --> 00:45:31,520 You're talking about line of sight. 906 00:45:31,946 --> 00:45:34,010 Yeah, that's right, that's right. Exactly. The curve of the Earth prevents it. 907 00:45:34,034 --> 00:45:36,319 DAVID: If you'd need satellites to relay that signal 908 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,673 in order to reach each ship. 909 00:45:38,773 --> 00:45:40,184 Well, I found a signal, 910 00:45:40,208 --> 00:45:41,991 hidden inside, 911 00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:44,026 our own satellite system. 912 00:45:46,687 --> 00:45:48,289 MAN: Excuse me, Mr. President. 913 00:45:48,615 --> 00:45:49,710 They're starting. 914 00:45:52,856 --> 00:45:55,137 They're using our own satellites against us... 915 00:45:56,371 --> 00:45:57,793 (BEEPING) 916 00:45:58,667 --> 00:46:00,216 and the clock is ticking. 917 00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:04,114 (ENGINE RUNNING) 918 00:46:05,305 --> 00:46:06,274 Bringing it in to hover. 919 00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:08,360 MAN: Welcome Wagon, Echo One. 920 00:46:08,361 --> 00:46:09,645 Approaching alien ship. 921 00:46:11,021 --> 00:46:13,650 Initiating communications sequence, Echo One. 922 00:46:15,127 --> 00:46:16,900 Welcome Wagon has commenced. 923 00:46:23,575 --> 00:46:25,786 TOM: General Grey, coordinate with the Atlantic Command. 924 00:46:25,787 --> 00:46:28,827 Tell them to evacuate as many people out of the cities as they can. 925 00:46:28,851 --> 00:46:29,851 GREY: Yes, sir. 926 00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:31,596 Get those helicopters away from the ship. 927 00:46:31,597 --> 00:46:32,834 Call them back immediately. 928 00:46:32,858 --> 00:46:34,036 ALBERT: What the hell's going on? 929 00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:35,060 We're leaving. 930 00:46:35,692 --> 00:46:36,843 Kim, my daughter. 931 00:46:38,038 --> 00:46:38,966 Uh... 932 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,529 There's something happening here. 933 00:46:44,411 --> 00:46:45,421 They're responding. 934 00:46:45,521 --> 00:46:46,523 MAN: Something's opening. 935 00:46:46,523 --> 00:46:47,583 WOMAN: Something is happening. 936 00:46:50,630 --> 00:46:52,609 It looks like there's some kind of activity here. 937 00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:54,737 This may be some type of response, Echo One. 938 00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:56,874 We see it, too. Can't identify it. 939 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,882 (EXPLODING) 940 00:47:05,764 --> 00:47:07,327 (FIRE CRACKLING) 941 00:47:09,445 --> 00:47:12,695 We are evacuating. I repeat. We are evacuating the White House. 942 00:47:13,107 --> 00:47:14,774 (ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 943 00:47:15,002 --> 00:47:17,259 Load the rest of the staff in the second helicopter. 944 00:47:17,385 --> 00:47:18,838 MAN: Who should we pick? 945 00:47:19,863 --> 00:47:20,992 Is my wife in the air? 946 00:47:21,092 --> 00:47:22,352 She will be shortly. 947 00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,045 Nice. Very nice. 948 00:47:24,312 --> 00:47:26,242 MAN 1: Ok. Buckle up. MAN 2: Latch secure. 949 00:47:26,942 --> 00:47:28,820 Look, we have our own phone. 950 00:47:32,638 --> 00:47:34,015 MAN: Let's move outta here! 951 00:47:36,435 --> 00:47:39,004 MAN: The president's ordered an evacuation. We have to leave now. 952 00:47:39,005 --> 00:47:42,126 MAN: (ON TV) And our prayers go out to the wives and children of those brave pilots. 953 00:47:42,127 --> 00:47:44,338 Indeed, God help us all. 954 00:47:44,339 --> 00:47:45,262 Come on. 955 00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:47,627 The visitors responded with terrifying... 956 00:47:47,727 --> 00:47:51,334 Authorities have called for a complete evacuation of Los Angeles County. 957 00:47:51,534 --> 00:47:54,439 People are advised to avoid the highways wherever possible. 958 00:47:54,639 --> 00:47:56,494 Oh, yeah. Great. Now he tells me. 959 00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:05,706 MAN: (ON PA) This is the Los Angeles Police Department. 960 00:48:05,707 --> 00:48:10,492 Please vacate the premises immediately for your own safety. 961 00:48:12,186 --> 00:48:13,231 Take me! 962 00:48:13,356 --> 00:48:14,399 Take me! 963 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,874 Can we move it along? 964 00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:30,215 WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Dr. Katz's office. 965 00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:31,795 Hello. Let me speak to... Dr. Katz, 966 00:48:31,819 --> 00:48:33,056 Please. I'm sorry. He's not available. 967 00:48:33,057 --> 00:48:36,537 Listen, for $300 an hour, you can put me through to his house in the Hamptons! 968 00:48:44,817 --> 00:48:47,344 MAN: This is the Los Angeles Police Department. 969 00:48:47,345 --> 00:48:50,994 Please vacate the premises immediately for your own safety. 970 00:48:53,507 --> 00:48:54,470 MAN: Mrs. Whitmore. 971 00:48:56,218 --> 00:48:58,392 You must leave now. 972 00:48:58,510 --> 00:49:00,391 No! 973 00:49:04,521 --> 00:49:06,444 MAN: First lady secured. We're on the move. 974 00:49:16,414 --> 00:49:18,400 Look! They're opening up! 975 00:49:18,401 --> 00:49:20,189 (HATCH OPENING) 976 00:49:30,199 --> 00:49:32,291 It's so pretty. 977 00:49:59,733 --> 00:50:01,359 MAN: We gotta get the hell outta here! 978 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,562 TOM: Go ahead, pilot. We're ready to take off right now. 979 00:50:18,161 --> 00:50:19,963 Can you get a blanket for Patricia? 980 00:50:23,504 --> 00:50:24,383 Here. 981 00:50:27,328 --> 00:50:28,290 JULIUS: Over there? 982 00:50:34,789 --> 00:50:36,343 (BEEPING RAPIDLY) 983 00:50:40,905 --> 00:50:41,906 (SOFTLY) Time's up. 984 00:50:54,703 --> 00:50:55,725 (GASPS) 985 00:50:56,163 --> 00:50:57,475 (EXPLODING) 986 00:51:00,226 --> 00:51:01,467 (ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 987 00:51:05,851 --> 00:51:07,715 (ALL CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY) 988 00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:08,469 Get down! 989 00:51:12,267 --> 00:51:13,436 (EXPLODING) 990 00:51:13,757 --> 00:51:15,382 (SCREAMING) 991 00:51:23,046 --> 00:51:24,241 (HORN HONKING) 992 00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:31,874 (EXPLODING) 993 00:51:33,397 --> 00:51:35,249 (PEOPLE SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY) 994 00:51:37,961 --> 00:51:39,366 (GIRL SCREAMING FAINTLY) 995 00:51:41,155 --> 00:51:42,624 (ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 996 00:51:42,625 --> 00:51:44,625 (EXPLODING) (SCREAMING) 997 00:51:45,715 --> 00:51:47,808 Oh, crap. 998 00:51:51,439 --> 00:51:52,773 (HELICOPTER ENGINES WHIRRING) 999 00:51:55,574 --> 00:51:56,866 (EXPLODING) 1000 00:51:58,818 --> 00:52:00,138 (WIND HOWLING LOUDLY) 1001 00:52:03,974 --> 00:52:05,444 (SCREAMING) 1002 00:52:12,568 --> 00:52:14,147 (EXPLODING) 1003 00:52:14,319 --> 00:52:15,405 (ALARM BLARING) 1004 00:52:22,912 --> 00:52:24,499 (ALL SCREAMING) 1005 00:52:27,342 --> 00:52:29,022 (ALARM BLARING) (SCREAMING) 1006 00:52:34,757 --> 00:52:36,186 (EXPLODING) 1007 00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:39,890 (RUMBLING HARDLY) 1008 00:52:52,124 --> 00:52:53,248 (FIRE CRACKLING) 1009 00:53:16,052 --> 00:53:17,904 (MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1010 00:53:24,999 --> 00:53:25,919 Oh, my God. 1011 00:53:26,045 --> 00:53:27,217 Come on, Dylan. We gotta go. 1012 00:53:27,803 --> 00:53:29,100 Come on, Boomer. 1013 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,075 (ALL SCREAMING) 1014 00:53:38,506 --> 00:53:40,139 (DYLAN SCREAMING) 1015 00:53:46,984 --> 00:53:48,194 (CARS CRASHING) 1016 00:53:59,844 --> 00:54:01,288 (JASMINE GRUNTING) 1017 00:54:04,781 --> 00:54:05,921 (GRUNTS ANGRILY) 1018 00:54:09,516 --> 00:54:10,895 Boomer! 1019 00:54:14,258 --> 00:54:15,523 Boomer! 1020 00:54:19,976 --> 00:54:21,273 (BOOMER WHIMPERS SOFTLY) 1021 00:54:24,547 --> 00:54:26,054 (LOUD THUDDING) 1022 00:54:42,730 --> 00:54:45,578 MAN: (ON RADIO) Reports are unclear as to the extent of the devastation, 1023 00:54:45,602 --> 00:54:47,983 but from all accounts, Los Angeles, Washington, 1024 00:54:48,007 --> 00:54:49,817 and New York have been left in ruins... 1025 00:54:49,997 --> 00:54:51,723 Good God! 1026 00:54:52,557 --> 00:54:53,731 RUSSELL: I been saying it. 1027 00:54:53,732 --> 00:54:55,967 I been saying it for 10 damn years. 1028 00:54:55,991 --> 00:54:58,705 Ain't I been saying it, Miguel? I been saying it. 1029 00:55:00,503 --> 00:55:02,911 Dad, I'm sick. I don't feel good. 1030 00:55:03,347 --> 00:55:04,491 TROY: Pull it over, man. 1031 00:55:13,458 --> 00:55:16,543 MIGUEL: We're going to be all right, Troy. TROY: Leave me alone, man I got it. 1032 00:55:21,128 --> 00:55:22,336 Miguel. 1033 00:55:23,161 --> 00:55:24,862 Look at all that. 1034 00:55:47,405 --> 00:55:50,197 TOM: We could have evacuated the cities hours ago. 1035 00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:56,249 That's the advantage of being a fighter pilot. 1036 00:55:57,274 --> 00:55:59,784 In the Gulf War, we knew what we had to do. 1037 00:56:02,227 --> 00:56:03,297 It's just... 1038 00:56:04,622 --> 00:56:06,469 not simple anymore. 1039 00:56:08,370 --> 00:56:09,946 TOM: A lot of people died today. 1040 00:56:13,534 --> 00:56:14,791 (SIGHS) 1041 00:56:15,641 --> 00:56:17,442 How many didn't have to? 1042 00:56:20,626 --> 00:56:22,060 Any news on my wife yet? 1043 00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:26,161 The helicopter never made it to Nellis. 1044 00:56:28,596 --> 00:56:30,055 GREY: No radio contact. 1045 00:56:38,423 --> 00:56:40,508 JASMINE: Come on, Dylan. Stay close. 1046 00:56:49,929 --> 00:56:51,304 Here it is. 1047 00:57:16,104 --> 00:57:18,031 What happened, Mommy? 1048 00:57:20,357 --> 00:57:21,657 I don't know, baby. 1049 00:57:22,658 --> 00:57:25,017 MAN: You men will be the first wave in our counterattack. 1050 00:57:25,243 --> 00:57:27,132 Our target is to the north, 1051 00:57:27,457 --> 00:57:30,843 centered above what remains of down town Los Angeles. 1052 00:57:32,845 --> 00:57:34,053 You scared, man? 1053 00:57:34,579 --> 00:57:35,579 No. 1054 00:57:37,172 --> 00:57:38,072 You? 1055 00:57:38,172 --> 00:57:39,072 Nope. 1056 00:57:41,674 --> 00:57:42,749 Hold me. 1057 00:57:43,274 --> 00:57:44,742 Hey, pay attention. 1058 00:57:45,142 --> 00:57:48,101 Something you want to add to this briefing, Captain Hiller? 1059 00:57:48,326 --> 00:57:51,769 No, sir. I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whup E. T.'s ass, that's all. 1060 00:57:53,903 --> 00:57:55,346 And you'll get your chance. 1061 00:57:56,470 --> 00:57:57,780 You'll all get your chance. 1062 00:57:58,880 --> 00:57:59,957 Good hunting. 1063 00:58:00,356 --> 00:58:01,440 Dismissed. 1064 00:58:01,940 --> 00:58:04,566 Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy. 1065 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,510 (MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1066 00:58:07,902 --> 00:58:09,110 JIMMY: Let's bring it home. 1067 00:58:09,535 --> 00:58:11,210 Let's bring that bad boy home, Captain. 1068 00:58:11,635 --> 00:58:12,911 You loose? Yes, sir. 1069 00:58:13,636 --> 00:58:15,011 You got your victory dance? 1070 00:58:15,137 --> 00:58:16,845 Well, I got it right here. 1071 00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,915 Don't get premature on me, soldier. We don't light up till the fat lady sings. 1072 00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:23,782 I'm all ears, brother. 1073 00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:34,477 You the man! 1074 00:58:35,821 --> 00:58:37,261 (ENGINES ROARING LOUDLY) 1075 00:58:39,930 --> 00:58:41,256 TOM: All right, gentlemen, we're on. 1076 00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:42,831 General, it's NORAD. 1077 00:58:44,899 --> 00:58:46,138 General Grey here. 1078 00:58:46,163 --> 00:58:47,179 Al? 1079 00:58:47,182 --> 00:58:50,762 ALBERT: All satellite, microwave and ground communications with the cities are down. 1080 00:58:50,808 --> 00:58:51,871 All systems go. 1081 00:58:51,895 --> 00:58:54,190 For intelligence, we believe we're looking at a total loss. 1082 00:58:55,134 --> 00:58:56,823 How about our boys? Where are they? 1083 00:58:57,177 --> 00:58:59,457 ETA to target, four minutes. 1084 00:59:08,444 --> 00:59:09,621 I shouldn't have left her. 1085 00:59:09,622 --> 00:59:11,441 Don't worry about it, big man. 1086 00:59:11,565 --> 00:59:14,162 I'm sure she got out of here before it happened. 1087 00:59:14,863 --> 00:59:17,482 Or, as the good reverend would say, 1088 00:59:18,594 --> 00:59:22,468 (AS JESSE JACKSON) Why we're on this particular mission we'll never know. 1089 00:59:22,867 --> 00:59:26,511 But I do know, here today, that the Black Knights 1090 00:59:26,618 --> 00:59:29,302 will emerge victorious once again. 1091 00:59:29,826 --> 00:59:30,913 Amen, man. 1092 00:59:31,212 --> 00:59:32,387 Amen, Reverend. 1093 00:59:45,925 --> 00:59:47,699 Holy God. 1094 00:59:51,814 --> 00:59:52,875 Lock and load. 1095 00:59:56,097 --> 00:59:57,160 Roger that. 1096 00:59:57,161 --> 01:00:00,358 Los Angeles Attack Squadron has Amraam missiles locked on target. 1097 01:00:00,359 --> 01:00:02,321 Washington and New York squadrons reporting lock on. 1098 01:00:03,232 --> 01:00:04,365 Fire at will. 1099 01:00:04,418 --> 01:00:06,040 MAN 1: Fire at will. MAN 2: Fire at will. 1100 01:00:07,998 --> 01:00:09,618 STEVE: Knights we are red and free. 1101 01:00:09,870 --> 01:00:11,284 Knight 1, Fox 3. 1102 01:00:12,134 --> 01:00:13,578 MAN: Knight 3, Fox 3. 1103 01:00:14,227 --> 01:00:15,618 JIMMY: Knight 7, Fox 3. 1104 01:00:18,044 --> 01:00:19,244 Missiles have been fired. 1105 01:00:20,862 --> 01:00:22,422 (BEEPING) 1106 01:00:40,346 --> 01:00:42,604 Are they not getting through? MAN: No, sir. Not one. 1107 01:00:42,729 --> 01:00:44,682 Command, Knight 1. Command, Knight 1. 1108 01:00:44,706 --> 01:00:46,483 Switching to sidewinders. Moving in. 1109 01:00:49,616 --> 01:00:52,788 Knight 3, Love 50. Notch reference 1-2-0. 1110 01:00:54,498 --> 01:00:56,342 Knight 7. 1-2-0. 1111 01:00:56,768 --> 01:00:58,061 Knight 1. Sweet luck. 1112 01:00:58,187 --> 01:01:00,374 Echo, Fox 2. Knight 7, Fox 2. 1113 01:01:04,683 --> 01:01:06,143 Come on. Come on. 1114 01:01:12,395 --> 01:01:14,414 They must have some kind of protective shield over their hull. 1115 01:01:14,438 --> 01:01:15,858 Knights! Pull up! Pull up! 1116 01:01:21,151 --> 01:01:22,380 Knight 3, pull up! 1117 01:01:22,381 --> 01:01:24,381 Controls are showing complete failure of the stats. 1118 01:01:24,382 --> 01:01:25,419 Pull up! 1119 01:01:25,897 --> 01:01:27,166 (SCREAMING) 1120 01:01:34,999 --> 01:01:36,126 Blow through! Blow through! 1121 01:01:37,051 --> 01:01:38,304 There's so many of them! 1122 01:01:39,049 --> 01:01:40,135 (SCREAMING) 1123 01:01:41,544 --> 01:01:43,172 MAN: They got another one, sir. 1124 01:01:45,752 --> 01:01:49,115 Oh, no. You did not shoot that green shit at me. 1125 01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,400 I've got you covered, big daddy. 1126 01:01:57,605 --> 01:01:59,174 Damn. They got shields, too. 1127 01:02:07,359 --> 01:02:08,395 (GROANS) 1128 01:02:10,126 --> 01:02:12,546 Let's go, Knights. Move, Knights, move! 1129 01:02:15,614 --> 01:02:16,622 (SCREAMING) 1130 01:02:16,887 --> 01:02:18,516 Jesus. 1131 01:02:19,325 --> 01:02:21,569 MAN: They got another one, sir. Two more just went down. 1132 01:02:21,594 --> 01:02:23,190 They're dropping like flies. MAN 2: We're losing them. 1133 01:02:23,615 --> 01:02:24,961 All right. Get them out of there. 1134 01:02:25,598 --> 01:02:27,949 MAN: All right. Squadron leaders, retreat to fallback positions. 1135 01:02:27,950 --> 01:02:29,900 Abort mission. Abort mission right away. Do you read me? 1136 01:02:29,925 --> 01:02:30,902 MAN: Do you copy? 1137 01:02:34,466 --> 01:02:36,578 We're going to have to make a run for this one here. 1138 01:02:36,604 --> 01:02:37,813 Let's get low. Let's get fast. 1139 01:02:37,938 --> 01:02:39,942 I got you, big daddy. Let's get them. 1140 01:02:39,943 --> 01:02:41,094 STEVE: Whoo! 1141 01:02:42,324 --> 01:02:43,341 Watch the deck. 1142 01:02:45,926 --> 01:02:46,896 (GRUNTS) 1143 01:02:51,420 --> 01:02:54,089 Do you read me, your postion? Squadron Leader, do you read? 1144 01:02:54,090 --> 01:02:55,428 Abort! This isn't happening fast enough. 1145 01:02:55,453 --> 01:02:56,754 Get them out of there! 1146 01:02:58,731 --> 01:02:59,958 (EXPLODING) 1147 01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:02,723 (EXPLODING) 1148 01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:05,612 MAN: What's with the monitor? Where's the picture? 1149 01:03:05,937 --> 01:03:07,080 We've lost the satellite. 1150 01:03:11,754 --> 01:03:13,824 STEVE: We got two R-6, Jimmy. Check them. 1151 01:03:13,849 --> 01:03:14,918 Roger. 1152 01:03:16,204 --> 01:03:18,598 Come on, come on, come on, come on. Move, move, move! 1153 01:03:19,217 --> 01:03:21,302 JIMMY: He's on me like white on rice, big daddy. 1154 01:03:21,303 --> 01:03:22,717 All right, Jimmy. They ain't got nothing for us. 1155 01:03:22,718 --> 01:03:24,037 Let's push it. We gotta go! We gotta go! 1156 01:03:24,038 --> 01:03:25,927 JIMMY: I can't shake them. I can't shake them. 1157 01:03:25,928 --> 01:03:28,115 STEVE: Yes, you can. Just the way I showed you. Let's go! 1158 01:03:28,116 --> 01:03:29,756 Check me out. Maybe I'm going to try something. 1159 01:03:29,757 --> 01:03:31,224 Don't do nothing stupid over there. 1160 01:03:31,225 --> 01:03:33,631 You know me. (GRUNTING) That's what I'm talking about. 1161 01:03:34,009 --> 01:03:36,296 Jimmy! Jimmy, what are you doing? You can't bank at that speed. 1162 01:03:37,227 --> 01:03:38,592 Jimmy, he's closing on you! 1163 01:03:38,593 --> 01:03:39,990 (BEEPING) (BREATHING HARDLY) 1164 01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:44,052 Put your mask back on! That's an order, Marine! 1165 01:03:44,053 --> 01:03:45,334 I can't breathe! 1166 01:03:46,163 --> 01:03:47,257 Jimmy! 1167 01:03:48,793 --> 01:03:50,003 Jimmy! 1168 01:03:50,465 --> 01:03:51,662 (EXPLODING) 1169 01:03:52,232 --> 01:03:54,201 Jimmy! No! 1170 01:03:54,506 --> 01:03:56,170 MAN: That's affirmative. We have incoming. 1171 01:03:56,171 --> 01:03:57,795 MAN 1: Let me have it, son. MAN 2: You got it. 1172 01:03:59,122 --> 01:04:00,122 Friendly? 1173 01:04:01,226 --> 01:04:02,126 Sergeant? 1174 01:04:02,610 --> 01:04:03,670 I don't think so. 1175 01:04:08,942 --> 01:04:10,570 Go! Go! Go! Go! 1176 01:04:11,141 --> 01:04:12,482 (MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1177 01:04:15,342 --> 01:04:17,037 (MEN SCREAMING) 1178 01:04:22,794 --> 01:04:23,804 (MAN SCREAMS) 1179 01:04:31,733 --> 01:04:33,452 STEVE: Come on and get me! Come and get me! 1180 01:04:37,998 --> 01:04:39,584 (GRUNTS) What are you shooting at? 1181 01:04:40,705 --> 01:04:43,225 Where you at, baby? Come on! Come on! 1182 01:04:48,373 --> 01:04:50,007 Ah! You can't hit nothing! 1183 01:04:51,819 --> 01:04:53,216 (ALARM BEEPING) 1184 01:04:55,467 --> 01:04:57,123 (GRUNTING EXCITEDLY) 1185 01:05:07,879 --> 01:05:09,208 Whoa! Low bridge! 1186 01:05:09,583 --> 01:05:10,662 STEVE: Whoo! 1187 01:05:13,806 --> 01:05:15,442 See if you can fly that thing undercover. 1188 01:05:18,980 --> 01:05:20,089 (STEVE LAUGHING) 1189 01:05:20,486 --> 01:05:22,125 Hope you got an air bag. 1190 01:05:23,446 --> 01:05:25,496 STEVE: Whoo! (EXPLODING) 1191 01:05:27,653 --> 01:05:29,504 (SHIP CRASHING) 1192 01:05:42,981 --> 01:05:44,084 (THUDS) 1193 01:05:46,405 --> 01:05:47,865 (GRUNTING ANGRILY) 1194 01:05:50,498 --> 01:05:52,068 (GRUNTS, EXHALES) 1195 01:05:59,268 --> 01:06:00,427 Son of a bitch. 1196 01:06:03,388 --> 01:06:04,849 (SCREAMING) 1197 01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:07,130 That's right! That's right! 1198 01:06:07,411 --> 01:06:08,963 Get off of me! Get off of me! 1199 01:06:09,326 --> 01:06:10,326 (SHOUTING) That's what you get! 1200 01:06:10,327 --> 01:06:11,560 (STEVE LAUGHING FAINTLY) 1201 01:06:11,742 --> 01:06:12,542 Look at you! 1202 01:06:12,619 --> 01:06:14,163 Ship all banged up! 1203 01:06:14,331 --> 01:06:15,574 Who's the man? 1204 01:06:16,574 --> 01:06:17,686 Who's the man? 1205 01:06:17,786 --> 01:06:19,231 Wait until I get another plane! 1206 01:06:19,232 --> 01:06:21,627 I'm lining all your friends up right beside you! 1207 01:06:23,090 --> 01:06:24,176 Where you at? 1208 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:25,708 Where you at? 1209 01:06:28,482 --> 01:06:29,717 (GRUNTS) 1210 01:06:33,053 --> 01:06:34,622 (ALIEN ROARS) 1211 01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:36,982 (GRUNTS) (GROANS) 1212 01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:38,865 Welcome to Earth. 1213 01:06:49,974 --> 01:06:52,354 Now, that's what I call a close encounter. 1214 01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:54,806 (BOOMER PANTING HEAVILY) 1215 01:06:57,653 --> 01:06:59,698 Baby, stay right here. Stay right here with Boomer. 1216 01:07:09,132 --> 01:07:10,159 Keys. 1217 01:07:10,385 --> 01:07:11,978 Come on. Keys. 1218 01:07:12,346 --> 01:07:13,181 Yes! 1219 01:07:13,848 --> 01:07:15,402 Come on, baby. Come on. 1220 01:07:16,132 --> 01:07:17,179 Come on. 1221 01:07:18,719 --> 01:07:22,632 MAN: Rumor reports indicate that this battle has repeated itself all over the world 1222 01:07:22,656 --> 01:07:24,200 with the exact same results. 1223 01:07:25,100 --> 01:07:26,820 RUSELL: You're just like your mother, you know that? 1224 01:07:27,645 --> 01:07:28,974 She was stubborn too. 1225 01:07:29,300 --> 01:07:32,300 I had to twist her arm to get her to take her medicine. 1226 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,378 You're gonna be all right. 1227 01:07:35,903 --> 01:07:37,374 You're gonna be fine. 1228 01:07:40,004 --> 01:07:42,218 RUSSELL: You see, Troy? You're feeling better already. 1229 01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:45,772 MIGUEL: I couldn't find anything. 1230 01:07:45,897 --> 01:07:47,650 Everyone's packing up. They're leaving. 1231 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:49,900 They said there's a spaceship heading this way. 1232 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,300 We'd better leave too, then. 1233 01:07:54,011 --> 01:07:56,261 Penicillin. At least, it'll help you keep his fever down. 1234 01:07:56,700 --> 01:07:57,538 Thank you. 1235 01:07:58,263 --> 01:07:59,551 It's really nice of you to help us. 1236 01:08:00,050 --> 01:08:02,100 I wish I could do more, but we're moving out. 1237 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:03,750 I'm going with you. 1238 01:08:07,206 --> 01:08:08,596 (STAMMERING) 1239 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,650 Well, I just mean that we're going too. 1240 01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:13,300 Cool. 1241 01:08:13,324 --> 01:08:15,449 RUSSELL: Tell that punk to shut the door. We're out of here. 1242 01:08:15,450 --> 01:08:17,300 He can sniff around somewhere else. 1243 01:08:17,850 --> 01:08:19,000 Bye. Bye. 1244 01:08:23,805 --> 01:08:25,566 (DAVID GROANING SOFTLY) 1245 01:08:27,259 --> 01:08:29,361 It's Air Force One, for crying out loud. 1246 01:08:29,362 --> 01:08:30,386 Still he gets sick. 1247 01:08:30,387 --> 01:08:31,391 Oh, boy. 1248 01:08:31,392 --> 01:08:32,442 I don't feel so good. 1249 01:08:32,677 --> 01:08:34,204 Look at me? Like a rock. 1250 01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:36,139 Could be bad weather, could be good weather. 1251 01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:36,864 Doesn't matter. 1252 01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:38,650 We could go up, we could go down. 1253 01:08:38,651 --> 01:08:41,879 We could go back, we could go forwards, we could go side to side... 1254 01:08:42,582 --> 01:08:43,636 (DAVID GROANS) 1255 01:08:45,319 --> 01:08:47,004 What did I say? (MUMBLING) 1256 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,803 CONNIE: He still gets airsick? Yeah. 1257 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,000 Julius, with all of this, I... 1258 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,300 I didn't get a chance to thank you two. 1259 01:08:58,700 --> 01:09:00,950 All he could think of was getting to you. 1260 01:09:04,190 --> 01:09:06,290 There's still love there, I think. 1261 01:09:08,450 --> 01:09:10,550 Love was never a problem. 1262 01:09:11,100 --> 01:09:12,650 All you need is love. 1263 01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:15,700 John Lennon. Smart man. 1264 01:09:15,900 --> 01:09:17,650 Shot in the back, very sad. 1265 01:09:19,272 --> 01:09:23,147 GREY: We've moved as many of our forces away from our bases as possible. 1266 01:09:23,148 --> 01:09:25,506 But we've already sustained heavy losses. 1267 01:09:25,524 --> 01:09:27,733 ALBERT: I spoke with the joint chiefs when they arrived at NORAD. 1268 01:09:27,900 --> 01:09:31,842 They agree we must launch a counter offensive with a full nuclear strike. 1269 01:09:31,850 --> 01:09:33,250 Over American soil? 1270 01:09:33,592 --> 01:09:37,237 You're saying at this point we should sacrifice more innocent American civilians? 1271 01:09:37,238 --> 01:09:38,238 Is that right? 1272 01:09:38,250 --> 01:09:41,200 Sir, if we don't strike soon, there may not be much of an America left to defend! 1273 01:09:41,201 --> 01:09:43,459 Sir! They've taken out NORAD! 1274 01:09:43,550 --> 01:09:45,200 GREY: What? MAN: It's gone, sir. 1275 01:09:45,693 --> 01:09:46,793 My God! 1276 01:09:47,700 --> 01:09:48,855 The vice president? 1277 01:09:48,980 --> 01:09:50,074 The joint chiefs? 1278 01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:51,150 Mr. President. 1279 01:09:52,999 --> 01:09:54,399 We must launch. 1280 01:09:54,514 --> 01:09:56,397 ALBERT: A delay now would be more costly than... 1281 01:09:56,398 --> 01:09:58,000 when you waited to evacuate the cities. 1282 01:09:58,001 --> 01:10:00,600 DAVID: No, no. You're not gonna launch nuclear weapons! 1283 01:10:00,624 --> 01:10:02,619 You're gonna kill them and us at the same time. 1284 01:10:02,620 --> 01:10:03,450 If we fire nukes... 1285 01:10:03,451 --> 01:10:05,099 then everybody else who's got them, is gonna fire them. Sir, may I remind you... 1286 01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:06,100 that you are a guest here? You know what that means? Fallout! 1287 01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:07,200 You ever hear of nuclear winter? 1288 01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:09,316 It's the end of life as we know it. David, you can't interfere with the conversation. 1289 01:10:09,317 --> 01:10:10,399 Do you hear what they're talking about? I know, I know. 1290 01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:11,400 Don't even think about it! Just go. 1291 01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:12,400 I don't have to go. You have to leave. 1292 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:13,400 It can't be allowed! 1293 01:10:13,401 --> 01:10:14,932 Shut up! Captain, get him out of here! 1294 01:10:14,933 --> 01:10:16,590 Hey, hey, don't tell him to shut up! 1295 01:10:18,060 --> 01:10:20,210 You'd all be dead now, if it wasn't for my David! 1296 01:10:21,817 --> 01:10:23,499 None of you did anything to prevent this! 1297 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:24,910 There was nothing we could do. 1298 01:10:24,911 --> 01:10:27,599 GREY: We were totally unprepared for this. JULIUS: Ah! 1299 01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:29,500 Don't give me unprepared! Come on, Julius. 1300 01:10:29,524 --> 01:10:32,800 It was, what? In the 19, what? 50s. Whatever, you had that spaceship. 1301 01:10:33,419 --> 01:10:34,379 DAVID: Dad, look, Dad... 1302 01:10:34,380 --> 01:10:36,823 JULIUS: Yeah, that thing that you found in New Mexico! 1303 01:10:36,824 --> 01:10:38,100 Dad! Where was that? 1304 01:10:38,124 --> 01:10:39,148 No, not the spaceship. 1305 01:10:39,172 --> 01:10:41,000 Roswell! Roswell, New Mexico. Yeah! Don't do this. 1306 01:10:41,100 --> 01:10:43,350 No, you had the spaceship and you had the bodies! 1307 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,500 They were locked up in a bunker. Come on. 1308 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:46,900 Where was that? David? 1309 01:10:46,924 --> 01:10:48,500 I don't know. Area 51! Right? 1310 01:10:48,501 --> 01:10:49,688 Area 51! 1311 01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:52,225 You knew then! And you did nothing. 1312 01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:54,400 Sir. 1313 01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:58,150 Regardless of what you may have read in the tabloids, 1314 01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,184 there have never been any spacecraft, 1315 01:11:00,409 --> 01:11:02,074 recovered by our government. 1316 01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:04,900 Take my word for it. There's no Area 51. 1317 01:11:05,150 --> 01:11:07,200 And there's no recovered spaceship. 1318 01:11:07,350 --> 01:11:09,150 ALBERT: Uh, excuse me, Mr. President. 1319 01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:14,200 That's not entirely accurate. 1320 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:20,750 What? Which part? 1321 01:11:22,501 --> 01:11:23,652 (GLASS SHATTERS) 1322 01:11:26,650 --> 01:11:29,100 Hold on, everybody! Hold on! 1323 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:31,850 Sorry. 1324 01:11:50,550 --> 01:11:52,100 MAN: The end hath come! 1325 01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:55,800 He spaketh His word, and the end hath come! 1326 01:11:55,950 --> 01:11:56,988 Hop on! 1327 01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:58,725 We're heading out to El Toro! 1328 01:11:59,850 --> 01:12:01,950 You cannot defy what hath come! 1329 01:12:03,250 --> 01:12:04,400 It is the end! 1330 01:12:10,950 --> 01:12:12,150 El Toro? 1331 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,028 JASMINE: Can you give me a hand? MAN: Yeah, sure. 1332 01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:26,982 (BOOMER BARKS) 1333 01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:30,800 Oh, God! 1334 01:12:35,094 --> 01:12:36,085 (BOOMER BARKING FAINTLY) 1335 01:12:38,050 --> 01:12:38,831 Okay, okay, 1336 01:12:39,156 --> 01:12:40,374 Let's get this off. 1337 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,550 Here, let me help you. 1338 01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:47,100 She's hurt pretty badly. 1339 01:12:51,517 --> 01:12:54,450 STEVE: You know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. 1340 01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:57,450 But, no! 1341 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,836 You got me out here, dragging your heavy ass, 1342 01:13:01,261 --> 01:13:02,724 through the burning desert, 1343 01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:06,000 with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. 1344 01:13:06,450 --> 01:13:08,850 You gotta come down here with an attitude, 1345 01:13:09,050 --> 01:13:10,900 acting all big and bad. 1346 01:13:13,270 --> 01:13:14,970 And what the hell is that smell? 1347 01:13:16,315 --> 01:13:18,060 (SCREAMING) 1348 01:13:20,078 --> 01:13:21,650 I could've been at a barbecue! 1349 01:13:22,950 --> 01:13:24,650 But I ain't mad. 1350 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,197 It's all right. 1351 01:13:26,622 --> 01:13:28,024 It's all right. 1352 01:13:30,485 --> 01:13:31,596 (RUMBLING FAINTLY) 1353 01:13:39,996 --> 01:13:41,317 (CAR MOTORS RUNNING) 1354 01:13:43,450 --> 01:13:44,450 Hey! 1355 01:13:45,095 --> 01:13:47,269 Hey! Hey! 1356 01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:54,000 Hey! 1357 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,200 RUSSELL: Do you need a lift, soldier? 1358 01:14:09,701 --> 01:14:12,751 When I flew overhead, I saw a base not too far from here. 1359 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,800 It ain't on the map. 1360 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,150 Trust me, it's there. 1361 01:14:35,450 --> 01:14:36,600 SOLDIER: Ten hut! 1362 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:41,974 Mr. President. General. 1363 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:44,341 Welcome to Area 51. 1364 01:14:44,466 --> 01:14:45,824 Please follow me. 1365 01:14:47,699 --> 01:14:50,099 MITCHELL: We're now 24 floors beneath the surface, 1366 01:14:50,100 --> 01:14:52,950 and, here's our main research facility. 1367 01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:54,250 Let's see it. 1368 01:14:54,350 --> 01:14:57,250 I'm sorry, sir, it's a clean room. It's to keep it static free. 1369 01:14:57,274 --> 01:14:59,400 If we'd all get to decontamination... Open the door. 1370 01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:02,350 Yes, sir. 1371 01:15:04,179 --> 01:15:05,497 (KEYS JINGLING) 1372 01:15:06,278 --> 01:15:07,320 (BEEPING) 1373 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:25,750 TOM: My God! 1374 01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:28,000 Why the hell wasn't I told about this place? 1375 01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:31,350 Two words, Mr. President. Plausible deniability. 1376 01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:41,700 TOM: I don't understand. Where does all this come from? 1377 01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:43,700 How do you get funding for something like this? 1378 01:15:44,650 --> 01:15:47,300 You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, 1379 01:15:47,324 --> 01:15:49,550 $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you? 1380 01:15:51,900 --> 01:15:54,100 MITCHELL: Mr. President, this is Dr. Okun. 1381 01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:58,350 He's been heading up the research department on this project for the last 15 years. 1382 01:16:00,150 --> 01:16:01,600 How do you do? 1383 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:03,800 Mr. President! 1384 01:16:04,589 --> 01:16:06,325 Wow! (CHUCKLES) 1385 01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:08,050 This... 1386 01:16:08,050 --> 01:16:09,400 What a pleasure! 1387 01:16:10,550 --> 01:16:11,950 As you can imagine, they... 1388 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:14,200 They don't let us out much. 1389 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,450 I can understand that. 1390 01:16:17,451 --> 01:16:18,474 (CLEARS THROAT) 1391 01:16:19,715 --> 01:16:20,965 BRAKISH: Well... 1392 01:16:21,423 --> 01:16:23,423 I guess you'd like to see the big tamale? 1393 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:26,050 Follow me. 1394 01:16:35,652 --> 01:16:36,680 (BEEPING) 1395 01:16:36,681 --> 01:16:37,720 (DOOR OPENING) 1396 01:17:12,808 --> 01:17:14,263 (MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 1397 01:17:16,950 --> 01:17:18,400 She's a beaut, ain't she? 1398 01:17:21,393 --> 01:17:23,000 BRAKISH: As you can see from the repairs, 1399 01:17:23,024 --> 01:17:26,600 we've been trying to put her back together since the late 1960s. 1400 01:17:26,601 --> 01:17:29,950 Don't tell me you've had this for 40 years and you don't know anything about them. 1401 01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:31,900 Oh, hell, no! No, no, no, no, no! 1402 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,700 BRAKISH: We know tons about them. 1403 01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:35,950 But the neatest stuff... 1404 01:17:36,650 --> 01:17:39,250 The neatest stuff has only happened in the last few days. 1405 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:43,900 See, we can't duplicate their type of power, so we've never been able to experiment. 1406 01:17:44,350 --> 01:17:49,150 But since these guys started showing up, all the little gizmos inside turned on. 1407 01:17:49,601 --> 01:17:50,599 (LAUGHING) 1408 01:17:50,655 --> 01:17:53,399 The last 24 hours have been really exciting! 1409 01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:55,900 Exciting? People are dying out there. 1410 01:17:55,901 --> 01:17:58,500 I don't think exciting is the word I'd choose to describe it! 1411 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,300 You guys are hoping to fly this thing? 1412 01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,700 TOM: You said you can repair their technology. 1413 01:18:04,900 --> 01:18:06,900 Can you tell us anything useful about them? 1414 01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:09,749 Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (STAMMERS) Well, I mean... 1415 01:18:09,750 --> 01:18:12,100 They're not all that dissimilar from us. 1416 01:18:12,582 --> 01:18:16,682 BRAKISH: Breathes oxygen, comparable tolerances to heat, cold. 1417 01:18:16,750 --> 01:18:18,850 Probably why they're interested in our planet. 1418 01:18:20,350 --> 01:18:21,350 Hey! 1419 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:22,950 Hey! 1420 01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:26,500 You guys wanna see them? 1421 01:18:29,380 --> 01:18:30,451 (DOORS OPENING) 1422 01:18:34,649 --> 01:18:36,284 (LOUD THUDDING) 1423 01:18:36,650 --> 01:18:37,850 This is... 1424 01:18:38,300 --> 01:18:39,950 This is the vault. 1425 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,000 Or, as some of us have come to call it... 1426 01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:45,500 the freak show. 1427 01:18:45,501 --> 01:18:46,816 (BRAKISH LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 1428 01:18:49,620 --> 01:18:50,719 (BEEPING) 1429 01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:09,750 When we found them, 1430 01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,070 they were wearing some sort, 1431 01:19:12,295 --> 01:19:13,874 of biomechanical suits. 1432 01:19:14,195 --> 01:19:17,695 Once we got them off, we learned a great deal about their anatomy. 1433 01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:19,850 BRAKISH: Eyes, ears, 1434 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:21,600 no vocal cords. 1435 01:19:21,700 --> 01:19:25,150 We are assuming they communicate with each other through some other means. 1436 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:28,800 DAVID: You're obviously not thinking about hand signals and body language. 1437 01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:32,700 It's some kind of extrasensory perception, telepathy. 1438 01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:35,300 TOM: So... 1439 01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:39,700 It's an organic life form. 1440 01:19:42,900 --> 01:19:44,300 Can they be killed? 1441 01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:46,600 Their bodies are just as frail as ours. 1442 01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:48,650 And these two died in the crash. 1443 01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,850 This one a few weeks later. 1444 01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:52,000 BRAKISH: You just... 1445 01:19:52,425 --> 01:19:55,224 You have to get through their technology, which is... 1446 01:19:55,650 --> 01:19:58,300 I'm sorry to say, far more advanced. 1447 01:19:59,950 --> 01:20:00,775 TOM: David, 1448 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:03,474 you unlocked part of their technology. 1449 01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:04,900 You cracked the code. 1450 01:20:04,924 --> 01:20:06,700 Oh, no, no. All I did was stumble onto their... 1451 01:20:08,300 --> 01:20:09,760 signal. I don't know how... 1452 01:20:09,985 --> 01:20:11,224 helpful I can be. 1453 01:20:11,900 --> 01:20:14,350 Why don't you show him what you've discovered so far? 1454 01:20:15,850 --> 01:20:17,850 Figure out what they haven't thought of yet. 1455 01:20:19,350 --> 01:20:22,450 We'll see if you're as smart as we all hope you are. 1456 01:20:33,550 --> 01:20:34,800 What code? 1457 01:20:42,885 --> 01:20:44,522 (RUMBLING) 1458 01:20:55,300 --> 01:20:57,700 Captain Steven Hiller, United States Marine Corps. 1459 01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,567 I'm sorry, captain. This is a restricted area. 1460 01:20:59,792 --> 01:21:01,324 I can't let you pass without clearance. 1461 01:21:02,148 --> 01:21:02,948 Okay. 1462 01:21:03,450 --> 01:21:04,450 Come here. 1463 01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:06,100 You wanna see my clearance? 1464 01:21:07,241 --> 01:21:09,029 (ALIEN GROANS) (GASPS) 1465 01:21:09,550 --> 01:21:11,218 Maybe I'll just leave this here with you. 1466 01:21:12,343 --> 01:21:13,324 Let them pass. 1467 01:21:13,450 --> 01:21:15,100 Let them pass! Get the hell out of the way! 1468 01:21:17,950 --> 01:21:19,200 Did you see that? 1469 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,600 BRAKISH: Come on down. Look! 1470 01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:23,800 Watch your step. DAVID: Alright. 1471 01:21:25,050 --> 01:21:28,600 Well, obviously this cockpit was designed to seat three. 1472 01:21:28,850 --> 01:21:31,500 Though how they sat on them, I don't know. 1473 01:21:32,150 --> 01:21:32,850 Gently. 1474 01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:35,650 You see these gizmos flashing? DAVID: Yeah. 1475 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:39,050 We've been working around the clock trying to get a fix on all this crap. 1476 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:41,400 Some stuff we figured out right away. 1477 01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:45,750 This we're pretty sure is the life support system for the cabin. 1478 01:21:45,999 --> 01:21:46,699 (COUGHS) 1479 01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:49,000 And this doohickey is connected to... 1480 01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:54,700 Well, it was connected to the engine. Here, take that, will you? 1481 01:21:56,450 --> 01:21:58,250 These configurations... 1482 01:22:01,450 --> 01:22:05,200 Well, to be honest, we don't know what the hell this crap is. 1483 01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:11,470 But this is clearly what they use to guide and navigate their craft. 1484 01:22:11,471 --> 01:22:12,399 (LAUGHS) 1485 01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:13,400 Neat? 1486 01:22:13,850 --> 01:22:18,900 Could somebody grab my laptop there? Doc can I just have the computer inside? 1487 01:22:18,950 --> 01:22:20,400 What? See these patterns here? 1488 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:22,750 They are repeating sequentially, just like their countdown signal. 1489 01:22:23,300 --> 01:22:26,000 They're using that frequency for computer communications. 1490 01:22:26,700 --> 01:22:28,850 See? That's how they're coordinating their ships. 1491 01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:31,350 You know... 1492 01:22:32,150 --> 01:22:33,800 You're really starting to make us look bad. 1493 01:22:38,644 --> 01:22:39,686 (METAL CRASHING) 1494 01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:45,022 They got one! They got one alive! 1495 01:22:45,050 --> 01:22:47,050 They got one, alive! Jesus! 1496 01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:49,400 Look. You'll be okay by yourself, Dave? 1497 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:51,000 Fine by it. Yeah. 1498 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,000 Don't touch anything. 1499 01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:57,400 Everybody's always telling me not to touch anything. 1500 01:22:58,900 --> 01:23:00,300 Here, here. 1501 01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:03,300 It's all wet. 1502 01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:15,500 STEVE: Right here. We got him in the back of the pickup. 1503 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:23,200 General, sir. Captain Steven Hiller, United States Marine Corps. 1504 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:25,750 Guess who's coming to dinner! 1505 01:23:26,550 --> 01:23:27,871 I need a doctor. 1506 01:23:28,731 --> 01:23:30,159 I need a doctor! 1507 01:23:32,642 --> 01:23:35,792 RUSSELL: Oh, boy! Oh, boy! How long has he been unconscious? 1508 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:37,600 About three hours. Let's get him in containment, stat! 1509 01:23:37,700 --> 01:23:41,100 My son, he's very sick. He needs immediate attention! 1510 01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:44,100 He's drying out. I want him sprayed down with saline. 1511 01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:46,075 He has a problem with his adrenal cortex. 1512 01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:47,374 (SHOUTING) Please! 1513 01:23:50,642 --> 01:23:53,392 If you don't do something about it right now, my son will die! 1514 01:23:53,850 --> 01:23:55,247 Okay, just help him! 1515 01:23:55,272 --> 01:23:57,574 Okay. O'Haver, Miller, you come with us. 1516 01:23:57,700 --> 01:23:59,458 You, take us to him, okay? 1517 01:23:59,783 --> 01:24:00,574 MAN: Let's go. 1518 01:24:03,100 --> 01:24:04,600 All right! Move it, move it, move it! 1519 01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:09,450 GREY: As the former head of the CIA, you knew about this place. 1520 01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:11,800 When were you planning on informing the rest of us? 1521 01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,800 It had been deemed classified. 1522 01:24:13,824 --> 01:24:16,300 You should have told us about this when they first arrived! 1523 01:24:16,900 --> 01:24:19,650 You should have warned us before we launched a counterattack, 1524 01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:22,400 that cost the lives of hundreds of American pilots! 1525 01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:23,800 There was no way that we could have known 1526 01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:26,000 that our fighters would have been that ineffective against their attackers. 1527 01:24:26,750 --> 01:24:27,900 Mr. President. 1528 01:24:28,100 --> 01:24:31,000 MAN: The little bit of information we have comes directly into this room, Mr. President. 1529 01:24:31,950 --> 01:24:34,300 TOM: Atlanta, Chicago and Philadelphia. 1530 01:24:35,350 --> 01:24:36,600 Destroyed. 1531 01:24:36,900 --> 01:24:41,899 GREY: We learned that NATO and Western Allied installations were the first to be taken out. 1532 01:24:41,900 --> 01:24:43,050 Then we were hit. 1533 01:24:43,150 --> 01:24:46,250 They knew exactly where and how to hit us. 1534 01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,700 TOM: And our forces? GREY: We're down to 15%. 1535 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:53,400 If you calculate the time it takes to destroy a city and move on, 1536 01:24:53,850 --> 01:24:58,050 we're looking at the worldwide destruction of every major city... 1537 01:24:58,950 --> 01:25:01,600 in the next 36 hours. 1538 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:05,600 We're being exterminated. 1539 01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:10,300 MITCHELL: Mr. President. 1540 01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:12,650 This is Captain Steven Hiller. 1541 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:14,800 Captain. Mr. President. 1542 01:25:14,950 --> 01:25:16,000 Well done! 1543 01:25:16,150 --> 01:25:17,600 Where is it now? 1544 01:25:17,700 --> 01:25:19,800 We have it isolated down in the containment lab, sir. 1545 01:25:21,300 --> 01:25:22,750 I'd like to go see it. 1546 01:25:28,340 --> 01:25:31,590 General, I'm really anxious to get back to El Toro. 1547 01:25:34,250 --> 01:25:35,900 Hasn't anyone told you? 1548 01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:41,950 El Toro has been completely destroyed. 1549 01:26:27,831 --> 01:26:29,002 (SIGHS) 1550 01:26:34,450 --> 01:26:36,350 We were lucky. Yeah! 1551 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,200 Today was the first time I used the subway. 1552 01:26:39,850 --> 01:26:41,800 Thank God for the Metro Rail. 1553 01:26:42,150 --> 01:26:43,750 These should last us a while. 1554 01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:46,550 Don't move. I'll get it for you. Stay still. 1555 01:26:48,650 --> 01:26:50,050 He's your son? 1556 01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:52,450 He's my angel. 1557 01:26:53,550 --> 01:26:55,350 Was his father stationed here? 1558 01:26:56,100 --> 01:26:57,400 No, he... 1559 01:26:58,250 --> 01:26:59,800 He wasn't his father. 1560 01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:04,200 But I was kind of hoping he wanted the job, though. 1561 01:27:08,650 --> 01:27:10,439 So what do you do for a living? 1562 01:27:10,764 --> 01:27:11,774 I'm a dancer. 1563 01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:14,350 Ballet! 1564 01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:15,550 No. 1565 01:27:16,675 --> 01:27:17,774 Exotic. 1566 01:27:19,258 --> 01:27:20,328 Oh! 1567 01:27:20,950 --> 01:27:21,950 Sorry. 1568 01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:23,550 Don't be. 1569 01:27:24,175 --> 01:27:25,224 I'm not. 1570 01:27:25,350 --> 01:27:27,100 It's good money. Besides... 1571 01:27:27,350 --> 01:27:29,200 JASMINE: My baby's worth it. 1572 01:27:29,350 --> 01:27:30,950 Dylan, come here. 1573 01:27:31,650 --> 01:27:33,750 I want you to meet the First Lady. 1574 01:27:37,350 --> 01:27:38,950 Hello. DYLAN: Hi. 1575 01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:42,850 I didn't know that you'd recognized me. 1576 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,050 Well, I didn't want to say nothing. 1577 01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:47,300 I voted for the other guy. 1578 01:27:49,900 --> 01:27:51,981 BRAKISH: All right, life-support monitors recording. 1579 01:27:52,206 --> 01:27:54,024 So if we screw up, it's all on tape. 1580 01:27:54,048 --> 01:27:55,850 Okay, come on, come on, come on. 1581 01:27:55,874 --> 01:27:57,650 Let's get this biomechanical suit off. 1582 01:27:57,850 --> 01:28:00,400 Put the spreader right here, right along the ridge. 1583 01:28:00,550 --> 01:28:04,500 Microprobe thingamajig goes right here. Pick there. Good. 1584 01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:07,800 All right, now spread it very, very gently. 1585 01:28:07,950 --> 01:28:09,000 Let me get in. 1586 01:28:16,050 --> 01:28:18,100 BRAKISH: Gentle, gentle, that's it. 1587 01:28:19,100 --> 01:28:21,300 Run this right in... 1588 01:28:22,177 --> 01:28:23,302 (ALL YELPING) 1589 01:28:24,217 --> 01:28:25,116 (SCREAMS) 1590 01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:28,750 All right. Okay. 1591 01:28:29,100 --> 01:28:30,500 Let's proceed. 1592 01:28:31,050 --> 01:28:34,500 Now comes the... the really icky part. 1593 01:28:34,501 --> 01:28:35,603 Oh! 1594 01:28:36,300 --> 01:28:38,200 Oh, boy! 1595 01:28:38,350 --> 01:28:41,900 This is one smelly, disgusting... 1596 01:28:50,350 --> 01:28:51,450 Oh, look at it! 1597 01:28:51,650 --> 01:28:54,100 It doesn't look alive, does it? 1598 01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:00,100 The arm is moving. 1599 01:29:07,358 --> 01:29:08,362 (ALIEN SCREECHES) 1600 01:29:08,883 --> 01:29:09,849 (SCREAMING) 1601 01:29:09,850 --> 01:29:11,950 Doctor? Doctor? 1602 01:29:11,951 --> 01:29:13,329 (BRAKISH SCREAMING) 1603 01:29:14,950 --> 01:29:16,450 Doctor? 1604 01:29:17,101 --> 01:29:18,449 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 1605 01:29:18,450 --> 01:29:20,100 Don't move! Don't move! 1606 01:29:20,101 --> 01:29:21,102 (AIR HISSING) 1607 01:29:21,468 --> 01:29:22,549 (WOMAN EXCLAIMING) 1608 01:29:22,550 --> 01:29:23,839 (ALARM BLARING) 1609 01:29:24,027 --> 01:29:25,038 (SCREAMING) 1610 01:29:27,733 --> 01:29:28,730 (SCREAMING) 1611 01:29:29,207 --> 01:29:30,662 (ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1612 01:29:32,512 --> 01:29:33,662 (ALIEN GROWLING) 1613 01:29:33,983 --> 01:29:35,034 (ALL SCREAMING) 1614 01:29:37,354 --> 01:29:38,609 (SCREAMING) 1615 01:29:42,516 --> 01:29:43,906 (SCREAMING) 1616 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,800 MITCHELL: Dr. Okun? 1617 01:30:23,137 --> 01:30:24,137 (BRAKISH GROANS) 1618 01:30:29,550 --> 01:30:33,050 ALIEN VOICE: Release me. 1619 01:30:33,489 --> 01:30:35,689 Open the door. Get him out of there! No, wait. 1620 01:30:48,139 --> 01:30:49,804 (ALIEN SHRIEKING) 1621 01:30:50,250 --> 01:30:52,550 Release me 1622 01:30:52,900 --> 01:30:54,600 now. 1623 01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:59,150 BRAKISH: Now! 1624 01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:07,850 I know there is much we can learn from each other, 1625 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,500 if we can negotiate a truce. 1626 01:31:11,300 --> 01:31:13,700 We can find a way to coexist. 1627 01:31:15,550 --> 01:31:18,100 Can there be a peace between us? 1628 01:31:18,800 --> 01:31:21,100 BRAKISH: Peace? 1629 01:31:22,300 --> 01:31:24,600 No peace. 1630 01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:32,450 What is it you want us to do? 1631 01:31:34,950 --> 01:31:36,850 Die. 1632 01:31:37,389 --> 01:31:38,406 (ALIEN SCREECHING) 1633 01:31:43,895 --> 01:31:44,903 (TOM GRUNTING) 1634 01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:48,300 Die! 1635 01:31:51,568 --> 01:31:52,617 (TOM SCREAMING) 1636 01:31:52,950 --> 01:31:54,000 Mr. President. 1637 01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:58,000 Is that glass bulletproof? No, sir. 1638 01:32:00,110 --> 01:32:01,711 (GUN FIRING) (GLASS SHATTERING) 1639 01:32:03,024 --> 01:32:04,287 (ALIEN SHRIEKING) 1640 01:32:08,475 --> 01:32:09,485 (TOM GROANING) 1641 01:32:17,800 --> 01:32:19,950 GREY: Are you all right? TOM: I saw... 1642 01:32:20,150 --> 01:32:21,700 his thoughts. 1643 01:32:22,650 --> 01:32:24,700 I saw what they're planning to do. 1644 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:29,200 They're like locusts. 1645 01:32:29,550 --> 01:32:31,550 They're moving from planet to planet. 1646 01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:33,400 Their whole civilization. 1647 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:37,250 After they've consumed every natural resource, they move on. 1648 01:32:39,650 --> 01:32:41,300 And we're next. 1649 01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:44,956 (ALIEN SHRIEKS) 1650 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:54,700 Nuke them. 1651 01:32:55,900 --> 01:32:57,700 Let's nuke the bastards. 1652 01:33:07,533 --> 01:33:08,510 (DAVID SIGHS) 1653 01:33:09,300 --> 01:33:11,060 Just my luck. No ice. 1654 01:33:12,350 --> 01:33:14,100 CONNIE: I take it you've heard? 1655 01:33:15,450 --> 01:33:17,050 DAVID: Hey, toast. 1656 01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:19,200 To the end of the world. 1657 01:33:19,350 --> 01:33:21,750 He didn't come to this decision lightly. 1658 01:33:21,900 --> 01:33:24,000 He didn't have any other choice. 1659 01:33:25,050 --> 01:33:27,050 Well, you still believe in him. 1660 01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:29,150 Yeah. Well, he's a good man. 1661 01:33:29,738 --> 01:33:31,049 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 1662 01:33:31,050 --> 01:33:33,550 He'd better be. You left me for him. 1663 01:33:33,700 --> 01:33:36,250 Or, you know, for your career. 1664 01:33:36,800 --> 01:33:39,300 You know, it wasn't just my career. 1665 01:33:39,450 --> 01:33:41,900 It was the biggest opportunity of my life. 1666 01:33:42,050 --> 01:33:46,200 I wanted my life to make a difference. I wanted my life to mean something. 1667 01:33:46,250 --> 01:33:47,550 Yeah. And... 1668 01:33:47,975 --> 01:33:49,274 I wasn't... 1669 01:33:49,700 --> 01:33:51,700 ambitious enough for you? David! 1670 01:33:51,850 --> 01:33:53,900 David, you could have done anything that you wanted. 1671 01:33:54,100 --> 01:33:57,700 Research, development... DAVID: Oh, honey, I was happy where I was. 1672 01:33:57,850 --> 01:34:00,600 Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special? 1673 01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:06,600 I was part of something special. 1674 01:34:21,850 --> 01:34:23,900 Well, if it makes any difference, 1675 01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:26,100 I never stopped loving you. 1676 01:34:27,450 --> 01:34:29,500 But that wasn't enough, was it? 1677 01:34:45,423 --> 01:34:46,757 (MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1678 01:34:48,050 --> 01:34:50,338 MAN: Let's pick it up, man. We've got a tight schedule. Now, let's go! 1679 01:34:57,550 --> 01:34:59,750 Let's pick it up, man. We're on a tight schedule. Let's go! 1680 01:34:59,774 --> 01:35:00,850 Let's go man! 1681 01:35:01,800 --> 01:35:03,000 MAN: Pick it up! 1682 01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:08,750 What the hell are you doing? Get out of there! 1683 01:35:09,319 --> 01:35:10,049 (GUN COCKS) 1684 01:35:10,050 --> 01:35:12,650 Look, I got something I gotta handle. I'm just borrowing it. 1685 01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:14,000 No, you're not, sir. 1686 01:35:14,550 --> 01:35:16,150 Do you really wanna shoot me? 1687 01:35:18,750 --> 01:35:20,500 Just tell them I hit you. 1688 01:35:23,268 --> 01:35:24,806 (HELICOPTER ENGINES WHIRRING) 1689 01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:28,600 MAN: (ON RADIO) Command, this is Retal Op. 1690 01:35:28,624 --> 01:35:29,683 Squadron is in the air. 1691 01:35:29,707 --> 01:35:30,620 We are on station 1692 01:35:30,645 --> 01:35:31,948 and awaiting instructions. 1693 01:35:31,972 --> 01:35:34,400 MAN: Roger. Break formation. Head to targets. 1694 01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:40,400 Sir... 1695 01:35:41,050 --> 01:35:42,450 They're breaking formation. 1696 01:35:42,700 --> 01:35:47,300 GREY: Mr. President, we're initiating sequence code. MAN: Verification. Alpha. Zulu. Six. Eight. Niner. 1697 01:35:47,650 --> 01:35:49,300 Which city will be reached first? 1698 01:35:49,350 --> 01:35:50,631 Houston, Texas. 1699 01:35:50,656 --> 01:35:52,774 MAN: ETA, six minutes and counting down. 1700 01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:53,513 Houston. 1701 01:35:53,638 --> 01:35:55,775 GREY: The major cities have been deserted. 1702 01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:59,750 Civilian casualties should be down to a minimum. 1703 01:36:03,350 --> 01:36:05,250 MAN: Command, this is Neighborhood Watch. 1704 01:36:05,500 --> 01:36:06,900 We are in position. 1705 01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:09,550 Tracking monitors are locked on. 1706 01:36:09,700 --> 01:36:12,100 We are going to visual recon. 1707 01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:14,200 MAN: Roger that, NW. 1708 01:36:18,300 --> 01:36:19,437 We have confirmation. 1709 01:36:19,562 --> 01:36:20,974 Launch code confirmed. 1710 01:36:21,150 --> 01:36:23,650 MAN: Alpha. Zulu. Six. Eight. Niner. Standing by. 1711 01:36:27,100 --> 01:36:28,100 Laser targeting. 1712 01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:31,000 Locked on. 1713 01:36:31,650 --> 01:36:32,980 We're locked on, sir. 1714 01:36:33,105 --> 01:36:34,624 Do you wish to deploy? 1715 01:36:38,550 --> 01:36:41,800 Mr. President, if you wish to deploy, the time is now. 1716 01:36:48,500 --> 01:36:50,300 Mr. President? Deploy. 1717 01:36:50,550 --> 01:36:53,300 That's a go. Alpha. Zulu. Six. Eight. Niner. That's correct. Deploy. 1718 01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:54,900 Here we go. 1719 01:36:59,855 --> 01:37:01,102 (MISSILE FIRING) 1720 01:37:03,150 --> 01:37:04,600 MITCHELL: Bird's away. 1721 01:37:04,700 --> 01:37:06,500 We have visual confirmation of the missile. 1722 01:37:07,100 --> 01:37:08,300 It's on target. 1723 01:37:08,750 --> 01:37:09,750 Approaching. 1724 01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:12,800 May our children forgive us. 1725 01:37:12,824 --> 01:37:16,250 MAN: Five seconds to impact. Three, two... 1726 01:37:16,450 --> 01:37:17,550 one. 1727 01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:21,550 ALBERT: Oh, yeah! It's a hit! 1728 01:37:22,721 --> 01:37:23,729 (SIGHS) 1729 01:37:26,250 --> 01:37:28,450 Get down! Get down! 1730 01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:31,300 Can we confirm that the target was destroyed? 1731 01:37:31,450 --> 01:37:34,300 Get the tank commander on line. I want confirmation that the target was destroyed. 1732 01:37:34,301 --> 01:37:35,301 MAN: Yes, sir! 1733 01:37:35,500 --> 01:37:37,900 Red Arrow, Alpha 9723. Can you read? 1734 01:37:38,950 --> 01:37:40,500 Repeat, Commander. You're breaking up. 1735 01:37:40,925 --> 01:37:41,974 MAN: We have lost visual. 1736 01:37:42,100 --> 01:37:43,700 Roger that. We're looking for confirmation. 1737 01:37:51,650 --> 01:37:53,582 We got the bastards. Yeah! 1738 01:37:53,583 --> 01:37:55,692 Good job, everyone! Congratulations! (ALL CHEERING) 1739 01:37:58,100 --> 01:38:01,800 MAN: Commander, do you have visual? I repeat, we need visual confirmation. 1740 01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:03,600 Has the target been destroyed? 1741 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,100 MAN: Negative. 1742 01:38:22,100 --> 01:38:23,400 Target remains. 1743 01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:29,950 I repeat, target remains. 1744 01:38:33,600 --> 01:38:35,300 Call the other planes back. 1745 01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:39,300 Other bombers might have more luck. We shouldn't just give up on this! 1746 01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:41,200 I said call them back! 1747 01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:46,600 Abort. Abort mission. 1748 01:38:46,624 --> 01:38:48,068 Issue the abort codes right away. 1749 01:38:48,092 --> 01:38:50,224 MAN: This is an abort, full abort. Do you read? 1750 01:38:50,900 --> 01:38:52,100 Abort mission right away. 1751 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:12,196 (RUMBLING) 1752 01:39:19,962 --> 01:39:21,419 (HELICOPTER APPROACHES) 1753 01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:31,100 STEVE: Jasmine! 1754 01:39:44,100 --> 01:39:45,450 You're late! 1755 01:39:45,900 --> 01:39:48,050 You know I like to make an entrance. 1756 01:39:57,750 --> 01:39:59,750 Where are we going? MAN: Through there, sir. 1757 01:40:00,300 --> 01:40:03,650 Mr. President, your wife is resting comfortably for the moment. 1758 01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:07,100 Perhaps if we had gotten to her earlier... Hey, there she is! Go on! 1759 01:40:10,591 --> 01:40:13,640 She doesn't look too good. Your wife is bleeding internally, Mr. President. 1760 01:40:14,750 --> 01:40:17,650 Perhaps if we'd gotten to her earlier... Wait a minute. What are you saying? 1761 01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:20,700 We can't stop the bleeding. 1762 01:40:21,550 --> 01:40:22,650 If we'd... 1763 01:40:23,800 --> 01:40:25,700 There's nothing we can do for her. 1764 01:40:27,100 --> 01:40:30,400 PATTY: We were worried. We didn't know where you were. 1765 01:40:35,800 --> 01:40:37,750 MARY: You've gotten bigger, I think. 1766 01:40:37,900 --> 01:40:39,050 I did? 1767 01:40:42,150 --> 01:40:44,300 You just keep growing and growing. 1768 01:40:46,700 --> 01:40:47,800 I can't... 1769 01:40:49,900 --> 01:40:50,900 Hey. 1770 01:40:51,500 --> 01:40:55,900 Can you wait outside for a little bit, so mom can get a rest? 1771 01:40:56,050 --> 01:40:57,550 Hey, come on, Munchkin. 1772 01:41:07,250 --> 01:41:10,850 I'm so sorry that I didn't come home when you asked me to. 1773 01:41:13,850 --> 01:41:15,050 It's okay. 1774 01:41:17,150 --> 01:41:18,700 The doctors... 1775 01:41:20,400 --> 01:41:21,850 think that you're... 1776 01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:24,350 gonna be just fine. 1777 01:41:27,150 --> 01:41:28,250 Liar. 1778 01:42:25,150 --> 01:42:27,300 Is Mommy sleeping now? 1779 01:42:29,300 --> 01:42:30,350 Yeah. 1780 01:42:32,150 --> 01:42:33,750 Mommy's sleeping. 1781 01:42:37,600 --> 01:42:38,600 Hey. 1782 01:43:07,262 --> 01:43:08,803 (METAL CRASHING FAINTLY) 1783 01:43:10,100 --> 01:43:11,150 JULIUS: David! 1784 01:43:11,700 --> 01:43:13,079 What the hell are you doing? 1785 01:43:13,204 --> 01:43:14,474 I'm making a mess! 1786 01:43:14,900 --> 01:43:16,450 Yeah. This I can see. 1787 01:43:16,600 --> 01:43:19,250 We gotta burn the rainforest with toxic waste, 1788 01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:21,650 pollute the air and rip up the ozone layer! 1789 01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:23,758 Because maybe if we screw this planet up enough. 1790 01:43:23,759 --> 01:43:24,774 (GRUNTS, GASPS) 1791 01:43:25,400 --> 01:43:27,000 They won't want it anymore. 1792 01:43:27,550 --> 01:43:29,150 Wait, wait, wait. David, David! 1793 01:43:29,300 --> 01:43:30,465 Don't do this to yourself. 1794 01:43:30,590 --> 01:43:31,524 Listen to me. 1795 01:43:31,525 --> 01:43:32,900 Are you listening to me? (SOFTLY) I'm listening. 1796 01:43:33,200 --> 01:43:35,850 Everyone loses faith at some point in their life. 1797 01:43:35,950 --> 01:43:37,700 David! Even myself. 1798 01:43:39,500 --> 01:43:41,950 I haven't spoken to God since your mother died. 1799 01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:49,650 You see, sometimes... 1800 01:43:50,100 --> 01:43:52,250 we have to remember what we still have. 1801 01:43:53,600 --> 01:43:54,700 Like what? 1802 01:43:58,050 --> 01:43:59,038 Well... 1803 01:43:59,663 --> 01:44:01,125 you still have your health. 1804 01:44:02,900 --> 01:44:05,300 David, David, you need your rest. Come on! 1805 01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:08,450 Get off this freezing concrete floor before you catch a cold. Come on. 1806 01:44:11,950 --> 01:44:13,074 What did you just say? 1807 01:44:13,299 --> 01:44:14,474 You mean about faith? 1808 01:44:14,550 --> 01:44:17,150 Well, you see, a man can live his life... No, no, no. 1809 01:44:17,174 --> 01:44:18,350 No, the other part. 1810 01:44:18,650 --> 01:44:19,669 What? What? 1811 01:44:20,394 --> 01:44:21,674 I don't want you to catch cold. 1812 01:44:25,049 --> 01:44:26,151 (GROANING) 1813 01:44:27,050 --> 01:44:28,750 What is that? What's the matter with you? 1814 01:44:29,600 --> 01:44:30,600 Genius. 1815 01:44:31,816 --> 01:44:32,816 Genius? 1816 01:44:33,100 --> 01:44:35,200 DAVID: My dad. A total genius. 1817 01:44:37,350 --> 01:44:38,090 Jerry? 1818 01:44:38,315 --> 01:44:39,324 Wake up. 1819 01:44:39,350 --> 01:44:41,450 We got work to do. Get everybody down here right away. 1820 01:44:46,800 --> 01:44:48,000 STEVE: Look at that! 1821 01:44:48,001 --> 01:44:48,999 Wow! 1822 01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:51,700 DYLAN: Does that thing really fly in outer space? 1823 01:44:51,800 --> 01:44:53,549 It most certainly does. 1824 01:44:53,674 --> 01:44:55,300 Sure doesn't look like it. 1825 01:44:55,500 --> 01:44:56,641 JERRY: Hey, they're here. 1826 01:44:56,666 --> 01:44:58,474 ALBERT: All right, Connie, what's this all about? 1827 01:44:58,800 --> 01:45:00,000 I have no idea. 1828 01:45:00,150 --> 01:45:01,350 Get everybody off. 1829 01:45:01,351 --> 01:45:02,118 Right, everybody. 1830 01:45:02,119 --> 01:45:03,900 Clear the platform. Let's go. Come on. Come on. 1831 01:45:05,300 --> 01:45:06,300 DAVID: Major Mitchell... 1832 01:45:06,500 --> 01:45:08,000 Do you have a pistol? What? 1833 01:45:08,450 --> 01:45:10,350 Have you got a gun? Sergeant, your sidearm. 1834 01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:16,300 See that Coke can on top of the alien craft? 1835 01:45:16,400 --> 01:45:18,000 Think you can shoot that thing off? 1836 01:45:18,406 --> 01:45:19,650 DAVID: Do it. Shoot it. 1837 01:45:20,100 --> 01:45:20,953 Sir? 1838 01:45:22,578 --> 01:45:23,624 Go ahead. 1839 01:45:26,546 --> 01:45:27,898 (ALL SCREAMING) 1840 01:45:29,773 --> 01:45:31,149 STEVE: What the hell are you doing? 1841 01:45:31,150 --> 01:45:32,483 I'm sorry. My fault. 1842 01:45:32,908 --> 01:45:33,699 My. My fault. 1843 01:45:33,700 --> 01:45:36,750 See, that Coke can was protected by the craft's shield. 1844 01:45:36,774 --> 01:45:38,006 We can't penetrate their defenses. 1845 01:45:38,031 --> 01:45:39,474 We know that already. What's your point? 1846 01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:41,939 Right. My point is, if we can't beat their defenses, 1847 01:45:42,264 --> 01:45:43,800 then we gotta get around them. 1848 01:45:43,950 --> 01:45:46,259 DAVID: Major, one more time... 1849 01:45:46,684 --> 01:45:47,774 Any time. 1850 01:45:49,016 --> 01:45:50,068 (SIGHS) 1851 01:45:58,800 --> 01:45:59,938 How did you do that? 1852 01:46:00,663 --> 01:46:01,924 I gave it a cold. 1853 01:46:03,250 --> 01:46:04,375 I gave it a virus. 1854 01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:06,724 A computer virus. 1855 01:46:07,350 --> 01:46:09,650 GREY: Are you telling us you can send out a signal 1856 01:46:09,800 --> 01:46:11,800 that will disable all their shields? 1857 01:46:11,824 --> 01:46:14,100 That's right. Just like they used our satellites against us. 1858 01:46:14,524 --> 01:46:17,250 We can use their own signal, against them. 1859 01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:20,900 If we plant a virus, into that mother ship, 1860 01:46:20,924 --> 01:46:23,650 it's gonna then filter down into all the corresponding ships below. 1861 01:46:24,250 --> 01:46:26,050 ALBERT: I'm sorry. I don't understand. 1862 01:46:26,074 --> 01:46:30,500 Just how exactly do we infect the mother ship with this virus? 1863 01:46:31,680 --> 01:46:33,950 (STAMMERS) We're gonna... 1864 01:46:34,821 --> 01:46:35,959 have to... 1865 01:46:36,263 --> 01:46:39,075 fly their alien craft out of our atmosphere and dock with it. 1866 01:46:39,100 --> 01:46:42,400 We can enter here, as shown in these satellite photos. 1867 01:46:42,424 --> 01:46:43,800 We then upload the virus. 1868 01:46:43,900 --> 01:46:47,800 We then set off some kind of explosion, which will disable it. 1869 01:46:47,900 --> 01:46:49,900 And that'll disorient the smaller ships below. 1870 01:46:49,924 --> 01:46:53,138 And that could buy you, I think at least, some time to... 1871 01:46:54,600 --> 01:46:55,472 to take them... 1872 01:46:55,797 --> 01:46:57,474 take them out, take them down. 1873 01:46:57,600 --> 01:46:58,600 Do your... 1874 01:46:59,565 --> 01:47:00,724 Do your stuff. 1875 01:47:00,950 --> 01:47:02,244 This is ridiculous! 1876 01:47:02,469 --> 01:47:04,224 How long would their shields be down? 1877 01:47:05,336 --> 01:47:06,513 Uh... 1878 01:47:07,400 --> 01:47:08,400 I don't know. A matter of minutes. 1879 01:47:08,600 --> 01:47:11,000 ALBERT: You want us to coordinate a massive worldwide counterstrike 1880 01:47:11,024 --> 01:47:13,600 with a window of only a few minutes? 1881 01:47:13,650 --> 01:47:15,775 With shields down, that might be possible. 1882 01:47:15,818 --> 01:47:17,174 Oh, please! 1883 01:47:17,443 --> 01:47:19,561 ALBERT: We don't have the manpower or the resources... 1884 01:47:19,562 --> 01:47:21,200 to launch that kind of a campaign! 1885 01:47:21,750 --> 01:47:23,900 Not to mention that this whole cockamamie plan 1886 01:47:23,900 --> 01:47:27,700 is dependent on a machine that no one in this world is qualified to operate. 1887 01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:30,400 I wouldn't say that, sir. 1888 01:47:30,401 --> 01:47:32,038 STEVE: I've seen these things in action. 1889 01:47:32,063 --> 01:47:34,325 And I'm well aware of their maneuvering capabilities. 1890 01:47:36,263 --> 01:47:38,771 With your permission, general, I'd like the opportunity to try. 1891 01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:41,650 ALBERT: That thing is a wreck! 1892 01:47:42,500 --> 01:47:44,200 It crash-landed back in the '50s! 1893 01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:46,400 We don't even know if it's capable of flying! 1894 01:47:46,650 --> 01:47:47,250 Jim... 1895 01:47:47,975 --> 01:47:49,174 remove the clamps. 1896 01:47:51,626 --> 01:47:53,216 (DOOR OPENING GENTLY) 1897 01:48:11,550 --> 01:48:12,850 Any questions? 1898 01:48:17,950 --> 01:48:19,100 Let's do it. 1899 01:48:23,150 --> 01:48:25,000 All right, you heard the president, let's get this thing preped and ready to fly! 1900 01:48:25,100 --> 01:48:26,850 Good luck, pilot. Thank you, Mr. President. 1901 01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:29,800 A virus! 1902 01:48:31,150 --> 01:48:32,200 Your idea. 1903 01:48:33,200 --> 01:48:34,350 That's right. 1904 01:48:40,950 --> 01:48:42,800 Do you really think you can fly that thing? 1905 01:48:44,100 --> 01:48:46,600 Do you really think you can do all that bullshit you just said? 1906 01:48:50,671 --> 01:48:51,764 (DAVID SIGHS) 1907 01:48:55,162 --> 01:48:56,199 Hoo! 1908 01:48:56,200 --> 01:48:58,800 ALBERT: I understand you are upset over the death of your wife. 1909 01:48:58,950 --> 01:49:01,700 But that's no excuse for making another fatal mistake. 1910 01:49:01,724 --> 01:49:03,850 No! The only mistake I ever made 1911 01:49:03,851 --> 01:49:06,800 was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you as Secretary of Defense. 1912 01:49:06,801 --> 01:49:08,740 I don't think you understand! However! 1913 01:49:09,550 --> 01:49:13,150 That is one mistake I am thankful to say that I don't have to live with. 1914 01:49:13,500 --> 01:49:15,100 Mr. President, please! Mr. Nimziki... 1915 01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:17,100 You're fired. 1916 01:49:20,500 --> 01:49:24,600 Let's organize every plane we can find and get us some goddamn pilots to fly them. 1917 01:49:24,950 --> 01:49:26,200 Yes, sir. 1918 01:49:26,550 --> 01:49:28,425 He can't do that. Well, he just... 1919 01:49:29,650 --> 01:49:30,650 did. 1920 01:49:34,437 --> 01:49:37,200 MAN: Command has attempted to compile a list of casualties and losses, 1921 01:49:37,224 --> 01:49:38,900 but information is sketchy at best. 1922 01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:41,300 Well, we know we've lost the Belgian contingent in the Sina. 1923 01:49:41,850 --> 01:49:45,900 There's a strong possibility ther may be more reinforcements hiding in the Golan Straits. 1924 01:49:49,200 --> 01:49:50,400 What the hell's he saying? 1925 01:49:50,500 --> 01:49:53,000 It seems they're getting a signal. Old Morse code. 1926 01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:07,200 It's from the Americans! 1927 01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:11,850 They want to organize a counter offensive! 1928 01:50:11,900 --> 01:50:13,308 It's about bloody time! 1929 01:50:13,433 --> 01:50:14,824 What do they plan to do? 1930 01:50:18,331 --> 01:50:19,548 (THUNDER CRASHING) 1931 01:50:19,611 --> 01:50:20,642 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 1932 01:50:32,661 --> 01:50:33,672 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) 1933 01:50:37,250 --> 01:50:40,500 We have confirmed reports of combat-ready divisions 1934 01:50:40,650 --> 01:50:42,500 in Europe, the Middle East, and Asia. 1935 01:50:42,500 --> 01:50:43,446 That's impressive. 1936 01:50:43,771 --> 01:50:45,524 Considering it's all being done with... 1937 01:50:45,950 --> 01:50:47,250 Morse code. 1938 01:50:47,700 --> 01:50:48,800 The armed forces here? 1939 01:50:49,200 --> 01:50:51,250 We have sufficient aircraft for the battleplan, but... 1940 01:50:51,550 --> 01:50:52,550 But what? 1941 01:50:52,675 --> 01:50:54,672 Pilots are coming up short. 1942 01:50:55,400 --> 01:50:56,550 Well, then, find them. 1943 01:50:56,860 --> 01:50:59,100 WOMAN: (ON TV) Ham radio operators from New York to Japan 1944 01:50:59,200 --> 01:51:01,700 trade rumors of military forces in hiding 1945 01:51:02,050 --> 01:51:05,200 unwilling to reveal themselves for fear of annihilation. 1946 01:51:06,645 --> 01:51:09,649 MITCHELL: What we're planning at this time is to launch a counter offensive. 1947 01:51:09,650 --> 01:51:11,200 However, with our depleted manpower, 1948 01:51:11,300 --> 01:51:14,000 we're asking that anyone with any flight experience come forward. 1949 01:51:14,321 --> 01:51:18,000 Military training is preferable, but anyone who can fly a plane would be useful. 1950 01:51:20,550 --> 01:51:21,637 I can fly. 1951 01:51:22,262 --> 01:51:23,474 I'm a pilot. 1952 01:51:25,700 --> 01:51:26,825 MITCHELL: All right, guys, listen up! 1953 01:51:27,050 --> 01:51:28,424 All right, pay close attention. 1954 01:51:28,448 --> 01:51:31,400 These F-18s are very different than the jets you piloted before. 1955 01:51:31,600 --> 01:51:33,650 It's kind of strong. You have to forgive the expression, 1956 01:51:33,674 --> 01:51:36,550 but you're about to get a crash course in modern avionics. 1957 01:51:37,500 --> 01:51:39,600 Keep it coming. Keep it, keep it. Okay, you got it! 1958 01:51:39,700 --> 01:51:40,296 All right, listen up. 1959 01:51:40,321 --> 01:51:41,899 Before we can begin, we're gonna have to get a little 1960 01:51:41,900 --> 01:51:44,200 background information on your flight experience. 1961 01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:46,600 Let's start with you. 1962 01:51:47,550 --> 01:51:48,550 Who, me? 1963 01:51:50,720 --> 01:51:52,920 Well, I'm Russell Casse, sir. 1964 01:51:54,350 --> 01:51:58,300 And, after 'Nam, I got into crop-dusting. 1965 01:51:59,147 --> 01:52:00,204 And... 1966 01:52:00,930 --> 01:52:02,229 been doing that ever since. 1967 01:52:02,437 --> 01:52:04,449 RUSSELL: On a personal note, sir... 1968 01:52:04,450 --> 01:52:06,782 I'd just like to add that... 1969 01:52:07,818 --> 01:52:11,200 ever since I was kidnapped by aliens 10 years ago, 1970 01:52:11,250 --> 01:52:13,150 I have been dying for some payback. 1971 01:52:13,174 --> 01:52:15,521 And I just want you to know that... 1972 01:52:16,046 --> 01:52:17,324 I won't let you down. 1973 01:52:19,199 --> 01:52:21,349 GREY: You have one tactical nuclear missile... 1974 01:52:21,350 --> 01:52:24,600 we're loading into this launcher we're installing under the right wing. 1975 01:52:24,750 --> 01:52:26,700 This is the firing mechanism. 1976 01:52:26,850 --> 01:52:29,300 GREY: It'll be attached to the ship's main console. 1977 01:52:29,550 --> 01:52:31,700 STEVE: Just like the Amraam launch pad on a Stealth. 1978 01:52:31,850 --> 01:52:34,150 Except the nuke will not detonate at impact. 1979 01:52:35,500 --> 01:52:38,600 You'll have 30 seconds to get your asses out of there. 1980 01:52:39,450 --> 01:52:40,850 GREY: Good luck, gentlemen. 1981 01:52:42,100 --> 01:52:43,400 30 seconds. 1982 01:52:43,600 --> 01:52:44,600 Tell me, tell me. 1983 01:52:44,700 --> 01:52:46,100 Well, it's the strongest radio transmitter we could get. 1984 01:52:46,200 --> 01:52:47,800 It'll tell us when you've uploaded the virus. 1985 01:52:47,801 --> 01:52:48,781 CONNIE: 30 seconds. 1986 01:52:48,782 --> 01:52:50,893 Don't you think that's cutting it a little too close? 1987 01:52:50,894 --> 01:52:54,350 Oh! We're gonna be well on our way back home before we shoot that thing off. 1988 01:52:56,400 --> 01:52:57,900 Why you? David! 1989 01:52:58,900 --> 01:52:59,738 CONNIE: I don't... 1990 01:53:00,063 --> 01:53:01,275 I don't understand, 1991 01:53:01,650 --> 01:53:04,800 why you can't show someone else how to plant the virus. 1992 01:53:04,824 --> 01:53:06,170 Someone who is trained. No. 1993 01:53:06,295 --> 01:53:07,324 No, something may go wrong. 1994 01:53:07,350 --> 01:53:10,300 I may have to think quickly, adjust the signal. 1995 01:53:10,350 --> 01:53:11,338 Who knows? Hey. 1996 01:53:11,663 --> 01:53:14,225 You know how like I'm always trying to save the planet? 1997 01:53:19,000 --> 01:53:20,100 Here's my chance. 1998 01:53:23,300 --> 01:53:24,700 Now he gets ambitious. 1999 01:53:25,987 --> 01:53:28,750 DYLAN: It's too tight. JASMINE: Well, I had to borrow it. Let me see. 2000 01:53:28,900 --> 01:53:31,250 Okay. All right, I guess that's good enough. 2001 01:53:31,800 --> 01:53:33,600 So. How do I look? 2002 01:53:35,100 --> 01:53:36,600 Oh, thank you. You're a lot of help. 2003 01:53:39,850 --> 01:53:40,994 JASMINE: You're late! 2004 01:53:41,819 --> 01:53:42,924 Well, you know me. 2005 01:53:43,050 --> 01:53:44,800 I know. You like to make a big entrance. 2006 01:53:46,600 --> 01:53:47,513 Listen. 2007 01:53:48,238 --> 01:53:50,275 Before we do this, I just wanna say I'm sorry. 2008 01:53:50,400 --> 01:53:51,500 Sorry for what, babe? 2009 01:53:53,200 --> 01:53:55,750 I should have done this a long time ago. 2010 01:53:56,200 --> 01:53:57,598 Do you have the ring? 2011 01:53:58,323 --> 01:53:59,374 Yes, sir. 2012 01:53:59,759 --> 01:54:01,159 STEVE: Here, make yourself useful. 2013 01:54:02,128 --> 01:54:03,127 Ow! 2014 01:54:05,860 --> 01:54:06,838 Witnesses? 2015 01:54:06,917 --> 01:54:07,963 STEVE: Uh... JASMINE: Um... 2016 01:54:09,550 --> 01:54:10,641 CONNIE: We got hung up. 2017 01:54:10,666 --> 01:54:12,674 PREACHER: Well, let's get this show on the road. 2018 01:54:13,700 --> 01:54:14,704 Dearly beloved, 2019 01:54:14,729 --> 01:54:16,974 we're gathered here in the sight of God, 2020 01:54:17,600 --> 01:54:19,500 and in the presence of these witnesses, 2021 01:54:20,100 --> 01:54:21,113 to join this man, 2022 01:54:21,138 --> 01:54:23,524 and this woman in holy matrimony. 2023 01:54:24,550 --> 01:54:28,000 Any person who can show good cause why these two should not wed, 2024 01:54:28,800 --> 01:54:31,250 please speak now or forever hold your peace. 2025 01:54:34,199 --> 01:54:37,999 Steve, will you take this woman to be your wedded wife 2026 01:54:38,000 --> 01:54:40,800 to live together with her in the holy state of matrimony? 2027 01:54:41,500 --> 01:54:43,473 Will you love her, comfort her, 2028 01:54:43,798 --> 01:54:46,624 honor and keep her in sickness and in health 2029 01:54:46,700 --> 01:54:48,650 and forsaking all others, 2030 01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:52,800 keep yourself only for her as long as you both shall live? 2031 01:54:53,250 --> 01:54:54,250 I will. 2032 01:55:06,700 --> 01:55:07,700 Good morning. 2033 01:55:12,300 --> 01:55:13,700 TOM: They're a little young. 2034 01:55:15,050 --> 01:55:16,550 GREY: That they are. 2035 01:55:18,571 --> 01:55:20,271 They look a little nervous. 2036 01:55:20,444 --> 01:55:23,892 MITCHELL: I need all flight crews to report to their designated areas immediately. 2037 01:55:25,600 --> 01:55:28,150 Major, can I borrow that? MITCHELL: Sir. 2038 01:55:29,800 --> 01:55:30,900 Good morning. 2039 01:55:31,213 --> 01:55:32,196 (BEEPS) 2040 01:55:34,048 --> 01:55:35,220 Good morning. 2041 01:55:37,500 --> 01:55:39,000 TOM: In less than an hour... 2042 01:55:39,950 --> 01:55:43,400 aircraft from here will join others from around the world. 2043 01:55:44,750 --> 01:55:49,100 And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. 2044 01:55:52,352 --> 01:55:53,615 Mankind, that... 2045 01:55:54,138 --> 01:55:57,025 word should have new meaning for all of us today. 2046 01:55:58,700 --> 01:56:01,950 We can't be consumed by our petty differences any more. 2047 01:56:03,900 --> 01:56:06,600 We will be united in our common interest. 2048 01:56:07,450 --> 01:56:11,600 Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July. 2049 01:56:12,700 --> 01:56:15,900 And you will once again be fighting for our freedom. 2050 01:56:17,300 --> 01:56:20,500 Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution. 2051 01:56:23,100 --> 01:56:24,650 But from annihilation. 2052 01:56:26,100 --> 01:56:28,600 We're fighting for our right to live. 2053 01:56:30,100 --> 01:56:31,550 To exist. 2054 01:56:32,700 --> 01:56:34,600 And should we win the day, 2055 01:56:35,876 --> 01:56:40,064 the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, 2056 01:56:41,728 --> 01:56:44,516 but as the day when the world declared in one voice. 2057 01:56:44,517 --> 01:56:47,100 We will not go quietly into the night! 2058 01:56:47,834 --> 01:56:50,650 We will not vanish without a fight! 2059 01:56:51,917 --> 01:56:53,407 We're going to live on! 2060 01:56:54,366 --> 01:56:55,782 We're going to survive! 2061 01:56:57,169 --> 01:57:01,219 Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! 2062 01:57:02,095 --> 01:57:03,779 (ALL CHEERING INDISTINCTLY) 2063 01:57:04,514 --> 01:57:06,514 Yeah! Yeah! 2064 01:57:26,298 --> 01:57:27,312 Let's go! 2065 01:57:27,313 --> 01:57:29,299 MITCHELL: Mr. President. Right this way, sir. 2066 01:57:29,300 --> 01:57:30,300 I've got your gear over here. 2067 01:57:30,500 --> 01:57:31,500 Good luck! 2068 01:57:31,650 --> 01:57:34,300 I've got you a jumpsuit for you, and the rest of your gear is stored away in this duffel. 2069 01:57:34,400 --> 01:57:35,950 You've got your choice of helmets. 2070 01:57:38,400 --> 01:57:41,050 GREY: Mr. President, I'd sure like to know what you're doing. 2071 01:57:41,800 --> 01:57:43,750 I'm a combat pilot, Will. 2072 01:57:46,200 --> 01:57:47,950 I belong in the air. 2073 01:57:54,900 --> 01:57:57,550 Okay, sir. Let's get you airborne. Right over here. 2074 01:58:01,181 --> 01:58:02,749 STEVE: You know, as soon as I get back, 2075 01:58:02,750 --> 01:58:04,352 we're gonna light those fireworks, right? 2076 01:58:11,700 --> 01:58:12,491 Here. 2077 01:58:13,516 --> 01:58:14,574 Take these. 2078 01:58:17,700 --> 01:58:18,900 Just in case. 2079 01:58:19,843 --> 01:58:20,893 (STAMMERS) Where's... 2080 01:58:32,100 --> 01:58:33,400 Just in case. 2081 01:58:36,400 --> 01:58:38,000 I'm very proud of you. 2082 01:58:50,050 --> 01:58:51,750 Be careful, okay? 2083 01:58:58,700 --> 01:58:59,900 It's time. 2084 01:59:05,650 --> 01:59:06,900 I love you. 2085 01:59:07,300 --> 01:59:09,050 I love you. 2086 01:59:14,100 --> 01:59:16,300 Oh, damn! Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 2087 01:59:16,324 --> 01:59:18,700 Wait. Wait. We gotta find some cigars. (STAMMERING) 2088 01:59:18,724 --> 01:59:19,649 Here, here! 2089 01:59:19,650 --> 01:59:21,800 Take these. My last two. 2090 01:59:22,650 --> 01:59:24,250 You are a lifesaver. 2091 01:59:25,450 --> 01:59:27,600 Almost put a hex on the whole damn thing! 2092 01:59:45,551 --> 01:59:47,058 MALE VOICE: Good morning, Dave. 2093 01:59:55,822 --> 01:59:58,082 FEMALE VOICE: Missile launch. Oh, crap! 2094 01:59:58,550 --> 02:00:00,150 What do I hit? Which one? 2095 02:00:00,399 --> 02:00:01,792 (ENGINES SLOWING DOWN) 2096 02:00:02,401 --> 02:00:04,900 I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking. 2097 02:00:13,776 --> 02:00:15,565 (MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 2098 02:00:20,450 --> 02:00:22,150 This is our victory dance. 2099 02:00:23,000 --> 02:00:25,000 Not until the fat lady sings. 2100 02:00:25,354 --> 02:00:26,950 Oh! Yes, okay. 2101 02:00:28,400 --> 02:00:29,550 This is important. 2102 02:00:29,800 --> 02:00:31,500 Fat lady. I gotcha. 2103 02:00:33,800 --> 02:00:35,650 MALE VOICE: Open launch tunnel. 2104 02:00:55,350 --> 02:00:56,213 DAVID: Shaky? 2105 02:00:56,438 --> 02:00:57,725 Is it gonna do this the whole way? 2106 02:00:57,749 --> 02:01:01,101 Just make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their upright and lock position. 2107 02:01:01,250 --> 02:01:02,500 Yeah. Is it? 2108 02:01:06,350 --> 02:01:07,700 Let's rock 'n' roll. 2109 02:01:08,544 --> 02:01:09,969 (ENGINES ROARING) (DAVID EXCLAIMING) 2110 02:01:09,992 --> 02:01:10,977 (STEVE EXCLAIMS) 2111 02:01:11,344 --> 02:01:12,351 (CONNIE EXCLAIMS) 2112 02:01:13,124 --> 02:01:14,500 (STEVE LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 2113 02:01:14,735 --> 02:01:16,609 Oops! Oops? 2114 02:01:16,949 --> 02:01:18,499 What does that mean? What do you mean... 2115 02:01:18,500 --> 02:01:21,400 No, I got it. Look, some jerk didn't put the diagram right. 2116 02:01:21,500 --> 02:01:24,000 I know what I mean. I'm fine. What do you mean saying oops there? 2117 02:01:24,450 --> 02:01:25,950 What do you say we try that one again? 2118 02:01:27,150 --> 02:01:28,950 Yes, yes. Yes, without the oops. 2119 02:01:29,700 --> 02:01:30,438 This is... 2120 02:01:30,763 --> 02:01:31,574 That a way! 2121 02:01:32,355 --> 02:01:33,351 (BOTH YELP) 2122 02:01:33,352 --> 02:01:35,398 (BOTH SCREAMING) 2123 02:01:36,531 --> 02:01:38,249 (SCREAMING) 2124 02:01:38,250 --> 02:01:40,550 I have got to get me one of these! 2125 02:01:50,100 --> 02:01:52,600 DAVID: No, no, no! What was that? What was that? Don't do that! 2126 02:01:52,624 --> 02:01:54,800 STEVE: Just trying to get a feel for the old girl, that's all. 2127 02:01:54,900 --> 02:01:56,600 Oh, no, no, don't. Leave her alone. Really. 2128 02:01:56,700 --> 02:01:58,623 Look, no hands. Steve! 2129 02:01:58,912 --> 02:02:00,201 (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 2130 02:02:03,100 --> 02:02:05,799 You're all secure, sir. Grey, do you read me? 2131 02:02:05,800 --> 02:02:09,400 Roger, Eagle One. Your primary target has shifted course. 2132 02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:12,200 TOM: Which way they headed? I think our secret's out. 2133 02:02:12,300 --> 02:02:13,950 They're headed straight for us. 2134 02:02:14,150 --> 02:02:16,306 GREY: ETA, 26 minutes. 2135 02:02:16,846 --> 02:02:17,970 (DAVID GROANS SOFTLY) 2136 02:02:20,199 --> 02:02:21,749 You still with me over there? 2137 02:02:21,750 --> 02:02:23,200 What the hell was I thinking? 2138 02:02:23,826 --> 02:02:24,829 DAVID: Oh! 2139 02:02:25,799 --> 02:02:27,118 Hoo-hoo. 2140 02:02:35,000 --> 02:02:37,000 I've been waiting for this my whole life. 2141 02:02:49,300 --> 02:02:50,706 Head straight for it. 2142 02:02:57,234 --> 02:02:58,272 What the hell? 2143 02:02:58,273 --> 02:02:59,799 Don't touch them. Don't, don't, don't! 2144 02:02:59,800 --> 02:03:01,400 I was counting on this. 2145 02:03:01,550 --> 02:03:03,350 They are bringing us in. 2146 02:03:04,600 --> 02:03:06,200 When the hell was you gonna tell me? 2147 02:03:07,295 --> 02:03:08,302 Oops. 2148 02:03:10,500 --> 02:03:12,300 We've got to work on our communication. 2149 02:03:21,030 --> 02:03:22,552 (ENGINES ROARING INDISTINCTLY) 2150 02:03:28,000 --> 02:03:29,850 We have visual. 2151 02:03:29,874 --> 02:03:32,100 Do not engage until we've confirmed... 2152 02:03:32,550 --> 02:03:34,400 the package has been delivered. Roger. 2153 02:03:35,713 --> 02:03:37,193 (RUMBLING) 2154 02:03:40,200 --> 02:03:42,750 CONNIE: Major, what happens if that thing gets here, 2155 02:03:43,400 --> 02:03:45,200 before the virus is planted? 2156 02:03:45,700 --> 02:03:48,250 Well, ma'am, this facility's buried deep within a mountain. 2157 02:03:48,400 --> 02:03:50,750 It should provide us some protection. Great. 2158 02:03:51,400 --> 02:03:53,100 What about the people outside? 2159 02:04:01,200 --> 02:04:03,150 Lieutenant Sell, we got incoming. 2160 02:05:02,750 --> 02:05:04,250 Oh, my God! 2161 02:05:37,600 --> 02:05:38,900 Look at that! 2162 02:05:48,700 --> 02:05:50,550 DAVID: There must be thousands of them. 2163 02:05:50,700 --> 02:05:52,900 Millions of them. What the hell are they doing? 2164 02:05:54,150 --> 02:05:56,200 Looks like they're preparing an invasion. 2165 02:06:24,000 --> 02:06:25,827 Hey, I don't like this. 2166 02:06:25,828 --> 02:06:27,100 This is stupid. They can see us! 2167 02:06:27,101 --> 02:06:29,151 DAVID: Oh, no, no, no, no. This thing comes fully loaded. 2168 02:06:29,200 --> 02:06:32,031 AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats and... 2169 02:06:32,250 --> 02:06:33,600 power windows. 2170 02:06:41,709 --> 02:06:43,000 (SHIP THUMPING) 2171 02:06:50,100 --> 02:06:51,400 Come on, baby. 2172 02:06:53,671 --> 02:06:55,200 (CLAPS) We're in. 2173 02:06:55,662 --> 02:06:56,570 (SIGHS) 2174 02:07:01,500 --> 02:07:03,250 DAVID: Do it. Do it. 2175 02:07:03,550 --> 02:07:04,600 Do it. 2176 02:07:04,900 --> 02:07:06,700 Sir, he's uploading the virus. 2177 02:07:07,250 --> 02:07:09,500 Eagle One, the package is being delivered. 2178 02:07:09,600 --> 02:07:11,100 GREY: Stand by to engage. 2179 02:07:13,000 --> 02:07:15,250 TOM: Roger. Eagle One, check left. 2180 02:07:19,400 --> 02:07:21,600 MITCHELL: Listen up! We have an emergency situation. 2181 02:07:21,800 --> 02:07:24,000 We need everyone to grab everything they can. 2182 02:07:24,150 --> 02:07:28,050 Only what you can carry. We need to get you inside immediately. 2183 02:07:31,100 --> 02:07:32,750 The virus is in. 2184 02:07:38,600 --> 02:07:40,000 DAVID: All we can do now is... 2185 02:07:40,625 --> 02:07:41,324 pray. 2186 02:07:42,500 --> 02:07:43,434 Delivery complete. 2187 02:07:43,458 --> 02:07:44,458 Engage. 2188 02:07:44,459 --> 02:07:46,374 Delivery complete. It's a go! It's a go! 2189 02:07:46,500 --> 02:07:48,600 TOM: Eagle One. Fox three. 2190 02:07:49,099 --> 02:07:50,718 (MISSILE FIRING) 2191 02:07:52,700 --> 02:07:54,450 Gentlemen, this is it. 2192 02:07:57,628 --> 02:07:59,367 Come on, come on, come on. 2193 02:08:06,569 --> 02:08:08,226 God. (SIGHS) 2194 02:08:12,749 --> 02:08:14,599 GREY: Virus ineffective. Disengage. 2195 02:08:14,600 --> 02:08:16,500 Get your people out of there. MAN: (ON RADIO) Disengage. 2196 02:08:16,600 --> 02:08:18,650 Rear flank, follow suit. 2197 02:08:19,950 --> 02:08:21,100 TOM: Hold on, Command. 2198 02:08:22,700 --> 02:08:24,115 I want another shot at it. 2199 02:08:24,140 --> 02:08:26,424 GREY: Sir, I strongly recommend you disengage. 2200 02:08:26,800 --> 02:08:27,843 Eagle One. 2201 02:08:28,468 --> 02:08:29,674 Fox three. 2202 02:08:43,460 --> 02:08:44,699 (ALL CHEERING) Direct hit! 2203 02:08:44,700 --> 02:08:48,000 It's a hit! Squadron leaders, fire at will! Fire at will! Fire at will! 2204 02:08:48,198 --> 02:08:50,577 TOM: We're going in. Squadron leaders, take flight. 2205 02:08:52,850 --> 02:08:54,700 MAN 1: Eagle Six at seven. MAN 2: Eagle Five at three. 2206 02:08:55,068 --> 02:08:56,868 TOM: Eagle One. Fox two. 2207 02:08:56,905 --> 02:08:58,500 RUSSELL: Eagle Twenty! Fox two! 2208 02:09:05,449 --> 02:09:06,881 (LASERS FIRING) 2209 02:09:07,450 --> 02:09:10,100 Evasive maneuvers! Squadron leaders, evasive maneuvers! 2210 02:09:11,500 --> 02:09:13,000 Prepare to engage! 2211 02:09:17,850 --> 02:09:20,700 All right, Mr. President! Here we go! 2212 02:09:21,350 --> 02:09:23,350 All right, baby. I've gotcha! 2213 02:09:25,400 --> 02:09:27,500 Payback's a bitch, ain't it? 2214 02:09:29,650 --> 02:09:31,900 Okay. Job's done. Let's go home. 2215 02:09:32,400 --> 02:09:33,400 Gladly. 2216 02:09:35,142 --> 02:09:36,319 (SHIP CREAKING) 2217 02:09:38,300 --> 02:09:39,350 What's up? 2218 02:09:39,350 --> 02:09:40,350 It's stuck. 2219 02:09:41,043 --> 02:09:43,093 What? It's not responding. It's stuck. 2220 02:09:43,100 --> 02:09:44,200 Try it again. 2221 02:09:44,201 --> 02:09:45,597 (CREAKING) 2222 02:09:53,002 --> 02:09:54,613 (BEEPING) 2223 02:09:59,050 --> 02:10:00,400 Come on, come on! 2224 02:10:02,135 --> 02:10:03,238 (LASERS FIRING) 2225 02:10:05,106 --> 02:10:06,878 (EXPLODING) (MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 2226 02:10:07,018 --> 02:10:08,605 (CRASHING) 2227 02:10:12,300 --> 02:10:13,855 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 2228 02:10:16,300 --> 02:10:17,816 (ALL CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY) 2229 02:10:23,948 --> 02:10:25,410 (SCREAMING) 2230 02:10:25,700 --> 02:10:27,496 (SCREAMING) 2231 02:10:28,380 --> 02:10:30,027 (ALL SCREAMING) 2232 02:10:34,315 --> 02:10:35,816 Steve, Steve! 2233 02:10:41,128 --> 02:10:42,383 Hey, what the hell are you doing? 2234 02:10:42,384 --> 02:10:44,350 DAVID: It's not me, they're overriding the system. 2235 02:10:44,820 --> 02:10:46,347 Oh, shit! 2236 02:10:46,566 --> 02:10:48,800 Um, hide. 2237 02:10:49,413 --> 02:10:50,414 (DAVID GROANS) 2238 02:10:51,590 --> 02:10:53,316 (ALL SCREAMING) 2239 02:10:54,450 --> 02:10:56,350 Everybody hold someone's hand. Hold hands. 2240 02:10:57,850 --> 02:10:58,950 Come on in. 2241 02:11:00,044 --> 02:11:01,605 (JULIUS PRAYING IN JEWISH) 2242 02:11:02,750 --> 02:11:04,100 I'm not Jewish. 2243 02:11:05,200 --> 02:11:06,350 Nobody's perfect. 2244 02:11:06,671 --> 02:11:08,253 (PRAYING CONTINUES) 2245 02:11:09,700 --> 02:11:12,050 God! Where are they? 2246 02:11:12,425 --> 02:11:14,011 (EXPLODING FAINTLY) 2247 02:11:21,250 --> 02:11:23,050 This could be our last night on Earth. 2248 02:11:26,650 --> 02:11:28,350 I don't wanna die a virgin. 2249 02:11:34,550 --> 02:11:37,750 If we do, we'll both die virgins. 2250 02:11:38,250 --> 02:11:39,650 But at least we'll be together. 2251 02:11:42,510 --> 02:11:43,903 (RUMBLING FAINTLY) 2252 02:11:48,900 --> 02:11:50,400 Are you scared? 2253 02:11:51,450 --> 02:11:52,600 Me, too. 2254 02:11:54,450 --> 02:11:55,700 MAN 1: Eagle Seven, fox two. 2255 02:11:56,600 --> 02:11:57,700 MAN 2: Eagle Three, fox two. 2256 02:12:04,600 --> 02:12:05,849 We're running out of missiles, sir. 2257 02:12:05,850 --> 02:12:07,400 We're just not causing enough damage. 2258 02:12:08,200 --> 02:12:09,750 It's settling directly over us. 2259 02:12:14,868 --> 02:12:16,372 (HATCH OPENING) 2260 02:12:19,100 --> 02:12:21,450 They're preparing to fire their primary weapon. 2261 02:12:21,451 --> 02:12:23,351 Then let's take it out before it takes us out. 2262 02:12:29,521 --> 02:12:30,825 TOM: Target at 12 o'clock. 2263 02:12:33,560 --> 02:12:34,755 My God, they're everywhere! 2264 02:12:36,450 --> 02:12:38,189 TOM: Bandits on our tail! They're locked on! 2265 02:12:38,190 --> 02:12:39,216 I see them. I see them. 2266 02:12:39,794 --> 02:12:41,552 (EXPLODING) 2267 02:12:42,450 --> 02:12:44,750 All right, squadron leaders, I want a weapons check. 2268 02:12:46,247 --> 02:12:47,298 GREY: You're out of time! 2269 02:12:47,299 --> 02:12:48,958 You've gotta disable it now! 2270 02:12:52,389 --> 02:12:54,889 I'm in range. Locking on. 2271 02:12:55,687 --> 02:12:58,513 I've got tone. Eagle One, fox two! 2272 02:13:05,919 --> 02:13:07,513 (EXPLODING) 2273 02:13:07,850 --> 02:13:09,500 That is a negative impact. 2274 02:13:09,600 --> 02:13:11,800 TOM: That is an NI. Negative impact. 2275 02:13:12,450 --> 02:13:14,750 I'm out of missiles. Eagle Two! 2276 02:13:14,900 --> 02:13:15,950 I'm on it. 2277 02:13:16,256 --> 02:13:17,810 (EXPLODING) 2278 02:13:18,900 --> 02:13:20,200 Oh, Jesus! 2279 02:13:22,800 --> 02:13:25,000 Sir, all missiles have been fired. 2280 02:13:25,024 --> 02:13:26,400 You're out of time! Get your ass out of there! 2281 02:13:26,550 --> 02:13:27,731 We're not done yet! 2282 02:13:27,732 --> 02:13:28,950 Get as far away as you can! 2283 02:13:29,162 --> 02:13:31,062 Doesn't anyone have any missiles left? 2284 02:13:31,403 --> 02:13:33,703 RUSSELL: Sorry I'm late, Mr. President! 2285 02:13:37,100 --> 02:13:38,500 Kind of got hung up back there! 2286 02:13:38,650 --> 02:13:41,950 Pilot, you armed? Armed and ready, sir! 2287 02:13:42,100 --> 02:13:43,600 I'm packing! 2288 02:13:45,050 --> 02:13:46,950 Who is that guy? Put him on speaker. 2289 02:13:47,350 --> 02:13:48,896 Pilot, identify yourself. 2290 02:13:49,044 --> 02:13:51,388 RUSSELL: It's me! Russell Casse, sir! 2291 02:13:52,349 --> 02:13:54,349 I told you I wouldn't let you down! 2292 02:13:54,350 --> 02:13:57,400 RUSSELL: Just keep those guys off me for a few more seconds, will you? 2293 02:13:57,550 --> 02:14:01,000 MAN: Okay. Echo Niner, Echo Seven, take flanking positions. 2294 02:14:01,024 --> 02:14:02,700 I want you to look after this guy, okay? 2295 02:14:03,150 --> 02:14:06,100 TOM: All right, boys. Let's give Mr. Casse some cover! 2296 02:14:06,901 --> 02:14:09,629 Gentlemen! Let's plow the road! 2297 02:14:10,661 --> 02:14:12,169 (GUNS FIRING) 2298 02:14:14,529 --> 02:14:15,849 (EXPLODING) 2299 02:14:17,531 --> 02:14:19,531 We'll draw them off and it'll be all yours! 2300 02:14:19,826 --> 02:14:22,685 (RUSSELL LAUGHS) Look out! Coming through! 2301 02:14:24,350 --> 02:14:25,800 I've got tone. 2302 02:14:27,900 --> 02:14:30,450 Eagle Twenty. Fox two. 2303 02:14:31,263 --> 02:14:32,372 (MISSILE BANGING) 2304 02:14:37,767 --> 02:14:39,567 Eagle Twenty. Fox two. 2305 02:14:39,786 --> 02:14:41,161 (ALARM BEEPING) 2306 02:14:42,750 --> 02:14:44,050 It's jammed. 2307 02:14:45,150 --> 02:14:46,400 It won't fire. 2308 02:14:50,100 --> 02:14:51,550 Damn it! 2309 02:15:02,300 --> 02:15:03,850 Do me a favor. 2310 02:15:06,300 --> 02:15:07,636 Tell my children, 2311 02:15:07,961 --> 02:15:10,174 I love them very much. 2312 02:15:13,200 --> 02:15:15,400 All right, you alien assholes! 2313 02:15:16,450 --> 02:15:18,750 RUSSELL: In the words of my generation... 2314 02:15:19,200 --> 02:15:23,645 Up yours! 2315 02:15:23,646 --> 02:15:25,050 Dad! What's he doing? 2316 02:15:25,200 --> 02:15:26,450 RUSSELL: Come on, baby! 2317 02:15:26,650 --> 02:15:28,270 Come on, baby, come on! 2318 02:15:31,700 --> 02:15:33,100 Good luck, buddy. 2319 02:15:34,983 --> 02:15:36,254 (LASER FIRING) 2320 02:15:39,583 --> 02:15:41,270 (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 2321 02:15:42,100 --> 02:15:44,100 Hello, boys! 2322 02:15:44,442 --> 02:15:48,100 I'm back! 2323 02:15:48,553 --> 02:15:50,354 (CRUMPLING EXPLOSIONS) 2324 02:16:06,850 --> 02:16:08,250 TOM: He did it! 2325 02:16:08,800 --> 02:16:10,500 The son of a bitch did it! 2326 02:16:10,938 --> 02:16:12,102 Yeah! (ALL CHEERING) 2327 02:16:12,103 --> 02:16:15,000 Yeah! All right! 2328 02:16:31,193 --> 02:16:32,836 (ALL CHEERING EXCITEDLY) 2329 02:16:37,500 --> 02:16:39,700 What your father did was very brave. 2330 02:16:41,400 --> 02:16:43,000 You should be proud of him. 2331 02:16:43,900 --> 02:16:45,100 I am. 2332 02:17:03,250 --> 02:17:05,000 TOM: Now we know how to take them out, general. 2333 02:17:06,100 --> 02:17:07,350 Spread the word. 2334 02:17:07,581 --> 02:17:08,857 (ALL CHEERING) 2335 02:17:10,450 --> 02:17:13,900 Get on the wire to every squadron around the world. 2336 02:17:14,100 --> 02:17:17,150 Tell them how to bring those sons of bitches down. 2337 02:17:18,095 --> 02:17:19,434 (CLICKING) 2338 02:17:31,100 --> 02:17:32,450 What do you think? 2339 02:17:33,717 --> 02:17:35,550 (SIGHS) Checkmate. 2340 02:18:01,600 --> 02:18:04,500 Well, it's funny. I always thought that things like these would kill me. 2341 02:18:05,774 --> 02:18:06,951 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 2342 02:18:09,150 --> 02:18:10,150 Thank you. 2343 02:18:18,973 --> 02:18:20,240 It's been a pleasure. 2344 02:18:21,750 --> 02:18:22,764 Steve, you too. 2345 02:18:27,000 --> 02:18:28,850 Only one thing left to do. 2346 02:18:34,800 --> 02:18:35,850 Ready? 2347 02:18:36,500 --> 02:18:37,850 Yes, sir. 2348 02:18:44,550 --> 02:18:46,917 DAVID: Hey! STEVE: All right! 2349 02:18:47,081 --> 02:18:48,081 Look at us! 2350 02:18:48,100 --> 02:18:51,026 DAVID: Take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! 2351 02:18:51,350 --> 02:18:52,400 Y'all take care, all right? 2352 02:18:52,424 --> 02:18:53,500 Nothing but love for you! Goodbye! 2353 02:18:53,501 --> 02:18:54,350 STEVE: Nothing but love for you. 2354 02:18:56,200 --> 02:18:57,200 STEVE: Do you think they have any clue... 2355 02:18:57,200 --> 02:18:58,200 what's about to happen to them? 2356 02:18:58,201 --> 02:19:01,237 DAVID: Oh-ho! Not a chance in hell. Good night! 2357 02:19:05,613 --> 02:19:06,673 (EVIL LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 2358 02:19:08,781 --> 02:19:09,831 Peace! 2359 02:19:16,417 --> 02:19:17,456 (STEVE EXCLAIMS) 2360 02:19:23,518 --> 02:19:24,533 We're loose. 2361 02:19:24,534 --> 02:19:25,899 DAVID: Can you get us out of here in 30 seconds? 2362 02:19:25,900 --> 02:19:27,250 I ain't heard no fat lady! 2363 02:19:27,251 --> 02:19:29,292 Forget the fat lady. You're obessed with the fat lady. 2364 02:19:29,293 --> 02:19:30,143 Drive us out of here! 2365 02:19:30,144 --> 02:19:31,714 (ENGINE PULLING) 2366 02:19:37,182 --> 02:19:38,724 (BOTH GROAN) 2367 02:19:38,725 --> 02:19:40,628 DAVID: They're chasing us. Oh, really! You think? 2368 02:19:42,807 --> 02:19:44,198 (DAVID GROANS) (STEVE GRUNTS) 2369 02:19:48,750 --> 02:19:50,300 Oh, that was a hit. I took a hit. 2370 02:19:50,301 --> 02:19:52,518 We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving! 2371 02:19:56,400 --> 02:19:57,549 Left, left! 2372 02:19:57,550 --> 02:19:58,814 DAVID: Tunnel, tunnel! Exit, exit, left! 2373 02:19:58,815 --> 02:20:01,971 Where the hell do you think I'm going? Okay, okay. We're gonna... 2374 02:20:12,862 --> 02:20:13,893 (GRUNTS) 2375 02:20:20,500 --> 02:20:21,900 Uh-oh! They're closing up on us. 2376 02:20:21,901 --> 02:20:23,199 Is that closing? Shut up, shut up, shut up! 2377 02:20:23,200 --> 02:20:25,567 DAVID: Must go faster, must go faster, must go faster. 2378 02:20:25,591 --> 02:20:27,550 Go, go, go, go, go, go! (STEVE SCREAMING) 2379 02:20:28,503 --> 02:20:30,299 (SCREAMING) 2380 02:20:31,300 --> 02:20:32,815 (SCREAMING) 2381 02:20:35,902 --> 02:20:37,214 (EXPLODING) 2382 02:20:38,213 --> 02:20:39,449 (STEVE EXCLAIMING) 2383 02:20:39,450 --> 02:20:41,350 Elvis has left the building! 2384 02:20:41,848 --> 02:20:43,206 (AS ELVIS) Oh, thank you very much. 2385 02:20:43,207 --> 02:20:45,450 I love you, I love you, man. 2386 02:20:45,651 --> 02:20:47,073 (BEEPING) 2387 02:20:54,956 --> 02:20:56,331 (BEEPING) 2388 02:20:56,332 --> 02:20:57,503 (ALIEN GROANS) 2389 02:21:00,574 --> 02:21:03,135 (CRUMPLING EXPLOSIONS) 2390 02:21:10,955 --> 02:21:12,620 (RUMBLING FAINTLY) 2391 02:21:18,292 --> 02:21:19,893 (ALL CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY) 2392 02:21:28,210 --> 02:21:29,854 (MEN CHEERING EXCITEDLY) 2393 02:21:38,518 --> 02:21:40,151 (ALL LAUGHING HAPPILY) 2394 02:21:49,104 --> 02:21:50,783 Yes! Yes! 2395 02:21:52,674 --> 02:21:53,775 (SEAGULLS CAWING) 2396 02:21:54,416 --> 02:21:56,103 (ALL CHEERING INDISTINCTLY) 2397 02:22:07,431 --> 02:22:08,393 Hey! 2398 02:22:16,900 --> 02:22:19,450 They're going down all over the world, Tom. We got them beat. 2399 02:22:20,300 --> 02:22:23,050 How about our two delivery boys? Any word from them? 2400 02:22:26,900 --> 02:22:28,482 We lost contact with, 2401 02:22:29,407 --> 02:22:32,024 Captain Hiller and Levinson nearly 20 minutes ago. 2402 02:22:35,200 --> 02:22:36,250 MAN: Hold it! 2403 02:22:36,900 --> 02:22:38,650 Hold on, sir. I've got something on radar. 2404 02:23:03,928 --> 02:23:05,541 (ALL WHOOPING EXCITEDLY) 2405 02:23:14,585 --> 02:23:15,615 CONNIE: David! 2406 02:23:15,616 --> 02:23:17,013 DAVID: Ah! (LAUGHING HAPPILY) 2407 02:23:27,000 --> 02:23:28,100 Sorry, sir. 2408 02:23:29,450 --> 02:23:30,700 Good job. Thank you. 2409 02:23:31,050 --> 02:23:33,175 Well done, captain. STEVE: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 2410 02:23:41,150 --> 02:23:42,200 David... 2411 02:23:44,750 --> 02:23:46,000 Not bad. 2412 02:23:49,650 --> 02:23:50,800 Thank you, Mr. President. 2413 02:23:53,150 --> 02:23:54,700 Not too bad at all. 2414 02:23:56,150 --> 02:23:57,550 Oh, so this is healthy? 2415 02:23:58,728 --> 02:24:00,569 Oh, I could get used to it. 2416 02:24:01,304 --> 02:24:03,157 (JULIUS LAUGHING HAPPILY) 2417 02:24:18,650 --> 02:24:21,000 Happy 4th of July, Daddy. 2418 02:24:21,400 --> 02:24:23,050 Same to you, Munchkin. 2419 02:24:25,300 --> 02:24:26,850 Didn't I promise you fireworks? 2420 02:24:27,800 --> 02:24:28,971 Yeah. (LAUGHS) 2421 02:24:49,241 --> 02:24:51,094 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 177559