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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,444 --> 00:01:00,695 Hello, Greg? It's Alan... 2 00:01:01,318 --> 00:01:02,444 It's not easy... 3 00:01:02,486 --> 00:01:05,987 They're tired, cold. But the merchandise will be there. 4 00:01:06,028 --> 00:01:08,153 Don't worry. I know the terrain... 5 00:01:11,737 --> 00:01:12,987 Come on! 6 00:01:42,905 --> 00:01:44,489 Is it much farther? 7 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:48,323 What's that? 8 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:03,948 Help... Help, a bear! 9 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,532 Help! 10 00:02:20,117 --> 00:02:23,325 This is France Bleu Besan�on. Now the news 11 00:02:23,367 --> 00:02:25,033 with Elodie Rougier. 12 00:02:25,075 --> 00:02:27,741 Buying power is down. As Christmas nears, 13 00:02:27,783 --> 00:02:31,492 gift-spending is down by 32%. 14 00:02:31,534 --> 00:02:33,325 We asked a woman on the street. 15 00:02:33,367 --> 00:02:35,950 Before, everyone got a gift, 16 00:02:35,992 --> 00:02:37,659 my husband, my mother-in-law. 17 00:02:38,285 --> 00:02:40,076 Now it's just the kids. 18 00:03:03,035 --> 00:03:04,036 Hello? 19 00:03:04,078 --> 00:03:05,536 Iroquois? Yes. 20 00:03:05,578 --> 00:03:06,703 It's Greg. 21 00:03:06,744 --> 00:03:08,494 On the way? Yes, we are. 22 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:11,495 We take delivery in 30 minutes at the hangar. 23 00:03:11,537 --> 00:03:13,953 I'll contact you then. And Alan? 24 00:03:13,995 --> 00:03:15,287 It's under control. 25 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:17,912 Alan's on the way, all's well. 26 00:03:17,954 --> 00:03:20,328 I'll join you afterwards. Bye. 27 00:03:26,829 --> 00:03:28,912 ...less Christmas spending. 28 00:03:30,537 --> 00:03:34,996 I've been unemployed 6 months. My girlfriend will soon be too. 29 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,460 SAINT LOUP PINEWOOD 30 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:22,337 Fuck. 31 00:05:39,212 --> 00:05:40,713 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 32 00:05:50,005 --> 00:05:51,213 Sir? 33 00:06:01,255 --> 00:06:02,422 Sir? 34 00:06:04,672 --> 00:06:06,089 Fuck. 35 00:06:21,049 --> 00:06:25,381 HOW TO MAKE A KILLING 36 00:06:43,384 --> 00:06:47,133 December 20... 37 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,177 Doudou! Your ski mask! 38 00:07:11,219 --> 00:07:13,260 Get inside, you'll catch cold. 39 00:08:15,306 --> 00:08:17,389 Ask Jean-Jean about what we owe? 40 00:08:18,348 --> 00:08:20,056 No, I couldn't. 41 00:08:22,138 --> 00:08:24,015 What happened to your cheek? 42 00:08:47,683 --> 00:08:49,433 Your nose is cold! 43 00:08:50,058 --> 00:08:51,266 So? 44 00:08:51,308 --> 00:08:54,933 If you get sick, who'll help me with the costumes? 45 00:08:57,434 --> 00:08:59,100 What do you want to go as? 46 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:03,143 A clown. Right? 47 00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:06,809 We'll make a nice clown. 48 00:09:07,475 --> 00:09:09,185 A really nice clown. 49 00:09:10,102 --> 00:09:12,476 We can choose the fabric together. 50 00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:15,228 You washed your hands? 51 00:09:16,434 --> 00:09:18,602 Take the gum out of your mouth. 52 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,603 Come on, Doudou. 53 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,770 I killed two strangers. 54 00:09:54,271 --> 00:09:56,020 Not locals. I never saw them. 55 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:05,729 You say nothing? 56 00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:07,522 No, nothing. 57 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:10,563 All you said was: "I killed two strangers". 58 00:10:10,605 --> 00:10:12,438 What should I say? 59 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,730 It's not a question. 60 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,730 Go on, tell me. Well... 61 00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:20,438 I was driving. 62 00:10:21,064 --> 00:10:22,939 There was a bear in the road. 63 00:10:24,147 --> 00:10:26,648 I lost control of the pickup 64 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:29,897 and hit a car on the side of the road. 65 00:10:31,272 --> 00:10:33,524 I wanted to help but she was dead. 66 00:10:34,148 --> 00:10:35,940 With her underwear down. 67 00:10:36,607 --> 00:10:38,399 And the guy... 68 00:10:39,023 --> 00:10:41,440 he got scared and slipped. 69 00:10:42,065 --> 00:10:44,189 He got impaled on a tree trunk. 70 00:10:47,024 --> 00:10:48,690 There are no bears around here. 71 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,983 This time there was one. 72 00:10:51,024 --> 00:10:53,233 Why didn't you call the gendarmes? 73 00:10:54,983 --> 00:10:57,275 I didn't pay the car insurance. 74 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,233 Did you touch their car? 75 00:11:01,191 --> 00:11:02,525 Yes... 76 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,525 I think so. 77 00:11:05,150 --> 00:11:07,233 So you left fingerprints. 78 00:11:13,359 --> 00:11:15,942 Gautier. 79 00:11:15,984 --> 00:11:19,026 When did he go missing? Yesterday afternoon. 80 00:11:19,068 --> 00:11:20,526 His age? 81 00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:21,651 Eight. 82 00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:25,944 His name? Thierry. 83 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,943 Let me put you down. 84 00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:30,901 Two seconds and then we'll leave. 85 00:11:30,943 --> 00:11:32,443 I'll show him a picture. 86 00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:33,777 It can help, right? 87 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,944 He's a mutt. 88 00:11:37,318 --> 00:11:38,860 Yes, a poodle. 89 00:11:38,902 --> 00:11:42,529 You think he was eaten by a bear? That's right. 90 00:11:43,237 --> 00:11:46,403 We'll keep our eyes open and let you know. 91 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:49,903 We have your number, don't worry. Thanks. 92 00:11:49,945 --> 00:11:53,194 Lucien, what did I say? Put that down. 93 00:11:54,486 --> 00:11:55,487 Goodbye, Mrs. Gautier. 94 00:11:55,529 --> 00:11:57,070 Come here. 95 00:11:57,112 --> 00:11:59,778 Let's go. Back to the car, Arthur. 96 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,862 No bears around here. 97 00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:14,154 Looks like a dog. 98 00:12:14,196 --> 00:12:15,613 A big dog. 99 00:12:16,363 --> 00:12:18,154 With a tiny tail. 100 00:12:23,114 --> 00:12:25,530 He drew two big paws, 101 00:12:25,572 --> 00:12:28,115 and two small ones in front. 102 00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:29,573 Like a kangaroo. 103 00:12:31,239 --> 00:12:33,197 Who gave them crayons? 104 00:12:33,239 --> 00:12:34,448 Sami. 105 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,072 No one speaks French? 106 00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:44,115 Sami! 107 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,948 Do you speak Tamil? 108 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:50,740 No, I'm Moroccan. 109 00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:58,782 The B... 110 00:12:59,409 --> 00:13:01,449 The tall one speaks English. 111 00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:03,324 Go on. 112 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,616 Sami? 113 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:07,242 Speak English? No, I'm Moroccan. 114 00:13:08,491 --> 00:13:10,158 Good thing we hired young. 115 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,867 Here, France. 116 00:13:13,908 --> 00:13:15,324 You? 117 00:13:15,366 --> 00:13:16,783 Where? 118 00:13:16,825 --> 00:13:18,325 France! 119 00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,492 You from where? 120 00:13:21,909 --> 00:13:22,908 France? 121 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:24,826 You. 122 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,160 These poor guys. 123 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,243 They leave home, trek in the cold, 124 00:13:33,285 --> 00:13:37,618 risk death, don't speak French, draw like 4-year-olds. 125 00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:39,577 How can they get by? 126 00:13:40,326 --> 00:13:41,618 It's awful. 127 00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:43,910 I know, Florence. 128 00:13:55,453 --> 00:13:56,578 Anne-Marie. 129 00:14:02,411 --> 00:14:04,245 You never bother me. 130 00:14:04,954 --> 00:14:07,495 No, don't bring a thing! 131 00:14:07,537 --> 00:14:09,245 I'm organizing it. 132 00:14:11,996 --> 00:14:13,370 I swear. 133 00:14:15,163 --> 00:14:18,037 Your daughter and I will see you Saturday. 134 00:14:18,079 --> 00:14:19,829 Listen, I'm so happy... 135 00:14:22,037 --> 00:14:23,621 She's bringing the new one? 136 00:14:24,246 --> 00:14:25,455 Yes. 137 00:14:27,496 --> 00:14:30,038 I wanted to plan a family Christmas. 138 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,247 Now the family... includes him. 139 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,748 I have to get the tree! 140 00:14:38,414 --> 00:14:40,580 He doesn't look well. 141 00:14:40,622 --> 00:14:41,956 I'll take care of him. 142 00:14:41,998 --> 00:14:43,873 Are you sure? Positive. 143 00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:45,831 Go on. Sorry, Florence. 144 00:14:45,873 --> 00:14:50,622 Thanks. Do something for them. Call the Red Cross or Emma�s. 145 00:14:50,664 --> 00:14:53,457 Get blankets. Sami and I will manage. 146 00:14:53,498 --> 00:14:55,458 His mom is almost a volunteer. 147 00:14:55,498 --> 00:15:00,290 Mrs. Gautier from nursery school thinks a bear ate her dog. 148 00:15:12,874 --> 00:15:14,167 It's a bear. 149 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,208 A bear scared them. 150 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,291 Of course. 151 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,584 Now that you say so. 152 00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,791 God they're bad at drawing. 153 00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:25,625 Blanche, come on. 154 00:16:10,086 --> 00:16:11,503 What are you doing? 155 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,378 Giving her back her dignity. 156 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,836 Poor woman. 157 00:16:25,171 --> 00:16:26,670 You touched inside? 158 00:16:27,713 --> 00:16:29,004 I stayed outside. 159 00:16:29,837 --> 00:16:31,212 Stop wasting time. 160 00:16:31,254 --> 00:16:32,713 Come on! 161 00:16:35,087 --> 00:16:36,463 What's that? 162 00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:39,464 A handbag. 163 00:16:41,297 --> 00:16:42,380 Let's keep it. 164 00:16:43,297 --> 00:16:44,964 We can't take their bag. 165 00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:46,422 It's Christmas. Got plans? 166 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,714 No, we said no gifts this year. 167 00:16:49,756 --> 00:16:52,006 What'll you do with it? 168 00:16:52,048 --> 00:16:53,381 I'll find something. 169 00:16:54,088 --> 00:16:56,881 Anyway, they're dead. They don't need it now. 170 00:17:14,673 --> 00:17:16,798 Michel... come and look! 171 00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:18,966 What is it? 172 00:17:19,924 --> 00:17:21,340 I don't know but... 173 00:17:21,382 --> 00:17:23,467 They didn't win the French Open. 174 00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:31,258 What do we do? 175 00:17:34,717 --> 00:17:36,091 We think it over. 176 00:17:37,508 --> 00:17:38,800 I know! 177 00:17:41,384 --> 00:17:43,051 What are you doing? Hold on. 178 00:17:45,092 --> 00:17:47,134 Cathy! What are you doing? 179 00:17:50,717 --> 00:17:51,967 No body, no death. 180 00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:53,134 No death, no crime. 181 00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:55,552 Stop with your crime novels. 182 00:17:55,593 --> 00:17:57,344 It was an accident, not a crime. 183 00:17:57,385 --> 00:18:01,719 Without my crime novels, you'd have left fingerprints. 184 00:18:01,761 --> 00:18:02,968 So enough. 185 00:18:03,719 --> 00:18:06,344 Go get the guy, hurry! 186 00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:09,011 Fast, before someone comes! 187 00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:40,137 I can't! 188 00:18:40,846 --> 00:18:42,054 I can't. 189 00:19:07,806 --> 00:19:09,306 Do we hide the car too? 190 00:19:30,475 --> 00:19:33,182 All I need is a stomach bug for Christmas. 191 00:19:33,224 --> 00:19:35,516 Then I'll give them my cold. 192 00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:37,309 Roland? 193 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,225 I found an abandoned car in La Feuillade. 194 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,183 Not local. In a bad state. 195 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,558 I'll call the pound. 196 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,267 Is it blocking traffic? 197 00:19:46,892 --> 00:19:49,976 They won't get there before Monday. 198 00:19:50,018 --> 00:19:52,684 They're understaffed too. It's Christmas. 199 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:55,226 It won't be in the way of anyone. 200 00:19:56,101 --> 00:19:58,518 I have to go, I'm very, very busy. 201 00:19:58,559 --> 00:20:00,476 Enjoy. Yeah, right. 202 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:06,893 Blanche! Can you please make an effort? 203 00:20:07,518 --> 00:20:09,977 I don't want your mom's criticism. 204 00:20:10,019 --> 00:20:12,185 Having a Nativity contest? 205 00:20:12,227 --> 00:20:13,477 This is pretty. 206 00:20:14,102 --> 00:20:15,894 You're not together anymore. 207 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,352 Why do Christmas if we're not a family? 208 00:20:19,393 --> 00:20:21,395 Tree baubles won't change a thing. 209 00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:24,477 To impress her new guy, suck in your belly 210 00:20:24,519 --> 00:20:25,769 or work out. 211 00:20:27,771 --> 00:20:29,770 Can you drop me at Sandra's? 212 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:33,728 No, I'm going to Cathy and Michel's for the tree. 213 00:20:34,354 --> 00:20:35,436 Want to come? 214 00:20:35,479 --> 00:20:37,770 Too far. Can you make a detour? 215 00:20:39,728 --> 00:20:41,271 I'm not your chauffeur. 216 00:20:42,604 --> 00:20:44,145 So buy me a car. 217 00:20:46,729 --> 00:20:50,479 You don't have a license! I know the gendarmes. 218 00:20:52,062 --> 00:20:53,230 Get in. 219 00:21:16,564 --> 00:21:17,688 It's a lot. 220 00:21:18,564 --> 00:21:20,565 How much? A lot. 221 00:21:26,482 --> 00:21:27,815 What'll we do with it all? 222 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,273 For now we'll hide it. We won't touch it. 223 00:21:35,857 --> 00:21:37,774 What about the bodies? 224 00:21:41,149 --> 00:21:42,358 We think it over. 225 00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:22,110 It wasn't on purpose. 226 00:22:30,277 --> 00:22:32,403 Where's the controller? 227 00:22:35,361 --> 00:22:37,153 No use hiding it. 228 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,737 Not too much screen time, honey! 229 00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:46,320 The shrink said one hour! 230 00:22:48,404 --> 00:22:49,821 The shrink. 231 00:23:01,196 --> 00:23:02,488 Hurry. 232 00:23:11,155 --> 00:23:12,196 I'll get it. 233 00:23:23,447 --> 00:23:24,864 Hello, Cathy. 234 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,322 It's Roland for his tree! 235 00:23:34,448 --> 00:23:35,574 All good? 236 00:23:38,990 --> 00:23:40,658 It's getting cold. 237 00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:43,991 I can't come in? 238 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:47,491 Yes, yes... come in. 239 00:23:47,532 --> 00:23:48,865 Unless... 240 00:23:51,365 --> 00:23:53,908 Mulled wine with cinnamon? 241 00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:55,283 No, thank you. 242 00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:57,658 I'd love some coffee. 243 00:23:57,699 --> 00:23:58,825 Yes, of course. 244 00:23:58,866 --> 00:24:00,492 Right away! 245 00:24:01,575 --> 00:24:03,616 Michel! You're here. 246 00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:04,783 You good, Roland? 247 00:24:08,658 --> 00:24:10,450 Have a seat. 248 00:24:15,534 --> 00:24:17,742 I'm exhausted. 249 00:24:18,577 --> 00:24:20,826 Christmas season... 250 00:24:21,450 --> 00:24:22,826 So much stress. 251 00:24:26,827 --> 00:24:27,909 It's a gift. 252 00:24:31,953 --> 00:24:33,869 Want a little sugar? 253 00:24:34,494 --> 00:24:35,577 No. 254 00:24:35,618 --> 00:24:37,035 I'm trying to... 255 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:39,786 Yes, I understand. 256 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,703 I want to play again too. 257 00:24:48,744 --> 00:24:50,413 But exercise, I dunno... 258 00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:54,871 It makes me nervous. 259 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,163 Strange, right? 260 00:25:01,036 --> 00:25:03,580 Sorry I couldn't get here earlier. 261 00:25:05,122 --> 00:25:07,705 It's a madhouse, only 3 of us. 262 00:25:08,662 --> 00:25:11,663 Two called in sick and one got transferred. 263 00:25:11,705 --> 00:25:13,580 A lot of turnaround. 264 00:25:13,621 --> 00:25:15,371 That plus the holidays... 265 00:25:23,081 --> 00:25:24,330 You don't want to sit? 266 00:25:28,789 --> 00:25:32,456 I've been sitting on the tractor all day. 267 00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:33,706 I don't know... 268 00:25:35,706 --> 00:25:36,956 I don't feel well. 269 00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:41,123 Hemorrhoids. 270 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,540 Yeah, that's it... 271 00:25:44,165 --> 00:25:48,124 Hemorrhoids for sure. Apple cider vinegar, hot. 272 00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:49,290 Sitz baths... 273 00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:52,498 It shrinks them. 274 00:25:53,123 --> 00:25:54,249 Want me to look? 275 00:25:58,665 --> 00:25:59,708 Gotcha! 276 00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:03,000 Thought I'd inspect your butt? 277 00:26:08,584 --> 00:26:10,833 The look on your face, Michel. 278 00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:13,041 I'm no gynecologist. 279 00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:19,709 I'm a gendarme. 280 00:26:32,668 --> 00:26:35,209 So! Let's go see that pine. 281 00:26:38,002 --> 00:26:40,252 I'll take you. Yes, let's see. 282 00:26:44,544 --> 00:26:45,961 Choose it yourself. 283 00:26:46,794 --> 00:26:48,043 Big or small? 284 00:26:48,085 --> 00:26:51,003 Medium. To make a good impression. 285 00:26:53,086 --> 00:26:56,878 Damn, you better get your truck to a garage. 286 00:26:57,502 --> 00:27:01,961 If a gendarme sees you in that, you'll get fined. 287 00:27:02,711 --> 00:27:04,336 I know, it's Doudou. 288 00:27:04,962 --> 00:27:06,545 Doudou drives? 289 00:27:06,587 --> 00:27:10,253 He practices on the way up to the house. 290 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,463 Coming? 291 00:27:14,046 --> 00:27:15,796 So where are these trees? 292 00:27:17,714 --> 00:27:19,880 Good thing you're not a dentist. 293 00:27:26,546 --> 00:27:28,005 This is some machine! 294 00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:31,713 Saw off an arm in a sec! 295 00:27:31,755 --> 00:27:32,880 I'll say. 296 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,590 I prefer without a net. 297 00:27:37,631 --> 00:27:40,214 You remove it, it's for travel. 298 00:27:42,089 --> 00:27:43,256 It's not small? 299 00:27:44,298 --> 00:27:45,506 You said medium. 300 00:27:45,548 --> 00:27:47,172 Well, that's medium-small. 301 00:27:48,256 --> 00:27:51,049 Funny how they look bigger lying down. 302 00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:56,507 Mind if I call Blanche? Her mom's coming over 303 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:59,673 with her new guy and I can't look pathetic. 304 00:27:59,715 --> 00:28:02,299 There's no network here. Go by the house. 305 00:28:04,507 --> 00:28:06,132 Wait! Know what? 306 00:28:06,174 --> 00:28:07,506 I'll Facetime her. 307 00:28:08,466 --> 00:28:09,717 Wait, Roland. 308 00:28:09,759 --> 00:28:13,591 No, you'll do it. Give me the tree. 309 00:28:14,549 --> 00:28:15,592 Go on. 310 00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:18,258 Hi Dad. No, it's... 311 00:28:19,342 --> 00:28:22,342 It's Michel. To show you your dad's tree. 312 00:28:22,966 --> 00:28:24,675 Push to... turn it around. 313 00:28:25,383 --> 00:28:27,175 Push... Wait. 314 00:28:28,051 --> 00:28:29,676 Move to the right. 315 00:28:30,384 --> 00:28:31,884 A little more. 316 00:28:32,718 --> 00:28:34,509 More to the right. 317 00:28:35,676 --> 00:28:37,218 Hey! I'm here. 318 00:28:37,843 --> 00:28:40,885 Problem? He wants his daughter to see the tree. 319 00:28:40,926 --> 00:28:43,260 Honey? Are you done? 320 00:28:43,301 --> 00:28:45,052 Like it? It's a pine. 321 00:28:45,093 --> 00:28:47,344 It'll do. I'm no lumberjack. 322 00:28:48,802 --> 00:28:49,926 Is it tall enough? 323 00:28:49,969 --> 00:28:52,218 It's great. Bye, I have no battery. 324 00:28:55,886 --> 00:28:59,011 I'll take it. I'll help you load it. 325 00:28:59,636 --> 00:29:02,094 It's a lovely choice. Just add decorations. 326 00:29:02,137 --> 00:29:03,136 I have none. 327 00:29:03,178 --> 00:29:05,011 And there you go! 328 00:29:07,511 --> 00:29:09,220 Glad I got that over with. 329 00:29:10,386 --> 00:29:11,677 By the way... 330 00:29:13,429 --> 00:29:17,386 Close your gate. Migrants almost got eaten by a bear. 331 00:29:17,428 --> 00:29:18,678 See? 332 00:29:18,719 --> 00:29:19,970 What? 333 00:29:20,678 --> 00:29:24,179 Because I always tell her to close the gate. 334 00:29:25,888 --> 00:29:28,846 Well, thank you. Merry Christmas. 335 00:29:28,888 --> 00:29:30,095 Merry Christmas! 336 00:29:57,223 --> 00:29:59,598 How to... 337 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,348 get rid of... 338 00:30:02,139 --> 00:30:04,182 a body. 339 00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:09,640 Two bodies. 340 00:30:14,682 --> 00:30:16,307 COMMON METHODS 341 00:30:19,807 --> 00:30:22,266 So pigs are the best, they eat everything. 342 00:30:22,891 --> 00:30:24,142 Except teeth. 343 00:30:24,808 --> 00:30:26,892 If it's just teeth, we're fine. 344 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,391 On the other hand, they don't eat fast. 345 00:30:38,059 --> 00:30:39,350 Acid. 346 00:30:41,142 --> 00:30:43,477 Risky and complicated, apparently. 347 00:30:44,101 --> 00:30:45,434 I have an idea. 348 00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:54,643 December 21... 349 00:31:17,894 --> 00:31:20,686 Bears hunt salmon! 350 00:31:20,728 --> 00:31:23,645 Salmon? There are no salmon here. 351 00:31:23,687 --> 00:31:25,728 There were no bears either. 352 00:31:38,562 --> 00:31:40,230 You'll see. 353 00:31:40,271 --> 00:31:44,021 When the bear smells this honey, it'll think summer. 354 00:31:44,063 --> 00:31:45,938 He'll come running, you'll see. 355 00:31:47,397 --> 00:31:49,146 He doesn't need to eat them. 356 00:31:49,188 --> 00:31:52,313 If he tears them up a bit, he'll be guilty. 357 00:31:52,355 --> 00:31:54,439 They got lost in the forest. 358 00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:56,897 The bear stumbled upon them. 359 00:31:56,939 --> 00:31:59,689 And then... forest accident. 360 00:32:00,814 --> 00:32:03,314 By the time they find them here... 361 00:32:09,357 --> 00:32:11,022 No prayer, nothing? 362 00:32:16,606 --> 00:32:18,398 We don't even know their names. 363 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,441 Come on, a thick coat on both sides. 364 00:33:17,694 --> 00:33:18,944 Night, honey. 365 00:33:22,361 --> 00:33:23,945 Lights off, it's late. 366 00:33:26,569 --> 00:33:27,945 What did I say? 367 00:33:29,362 --> 00:33:30,779 Time to sleep. 368 00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:33,028 Doudou, stop. 369 00:33:36,529 --> 00:33:37,904 Night, Mom. 370 00:33:40,779 --> 00:33:42,029 Night, honey. 371 00:34:09,073 --> 00:34:11,114 Goodnight. 372 00:34:38,282 --> 00:34:42,198 December 22... 373 00:34:48,574 --> 00:34:50,284 I told you it wouldn't work. 374 00:34:50,908 --> 00:34:52,909 Not all bears like honey. 375 00:34:56,409 --> 00:34:57,742 I don't get it. 376 00:35:03,617 --> 00:35:04,701 Cathy? 377 00:35:05,618 --> 00:35:06,827 There's another. 378 00:35:13,994 --> 00:35:15,910 We didn't see him yesterday. 379 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,159 What's wrong? You're not pregnant? 380 00:35:25,245 --> 00:35:27,744 Pregnant? By who? 381 00:35:28,578 --> 00:35:30,369 Must be last night's pur�e. 382 00:35:35,619 --> 00:35:37,786 The current must have carried him here. 383 00:35:38,620 --> 00:35:40,411 Come help me. 384 00:35:40,452 --> 00:35:41,786 What are you doing? 385 00:35:43,036 --> 00:35:47,203 I think we made a mistake. We can't get rid of the bodies. 386 00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:49,078 We must make them visible. 387 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,788 I mean, literally exhibit them. 388 00:35:51,412 --> 00:35:55,495 Because if no one finds them, they'll come looking. 389 00:35:55,537 --> 00:35:57,872 For sure. And they'll find them. 390 00:35:57,913 --> 00:36:01,788 If they find them right away, they'll stop looking. 391 00:36:07,038 --> 00:36:08,621 He's not part of this. 392 00:36:08,663 --> 00:36:09,997 Now he is. 393 00:36:16,415 --> 00:36:20,539 We'll put the bodies back in the car like in an accident. 394 00:36:20,581 --> 00:36:23,039 You weren't there, you know nothing. 395 00:36:24,706 --> 00:36:25,706 What about this? 396 00:36:26,665 --> 00:36:27,998 What is it? 397 00:36:28,039 --> 00:36:30,248 A phone, latest model, from body 3. 398 00:36:31,207 --> 00:36:34,123 Keep it. Doudou's dying for one for Christmas. 399 00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:56,583 He's Portuguese. 400 00:37:00,417 --> 00:37:01,625 It's Anne-Marie! 401 00:37:05,168 --> 00:37:07,251 Hey, Roland. Oh, Gilles. 402 00:37:08,001 --> 00:37:09,458 The car's no longer empty. 403 00:37:10,293 --> 00:37:11,458 What do you mean? 404 00:37:11,501 --> 00:37:14,376 There are passengers. How many? 405 00:37:15,001 --> 00:37:16,710 Three, not including the flies. 406 00:37:16,751 --> 00:37:18,792 What do they say? Say? 407 00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:21,626 They won't be saying a thing. 408 00:37:22,334 --> 00:37:25,085 I've seen rotting bodies but this is... 409 00:37:25,127 --> 00:37:26,461 Chernobyl. 410 00:37:26,502 --> 00:37:27,752 Okay, Gilles. 411 00:37:27,793 --> 00:37:29,627 Listen, you stay put. 412 00:37:30,252 --> 00:37:31,751 I'll send Forensics and come. 413 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:34,335 Don't touch a thing. Sure thing. 414 00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,710 Not a thing. 415 00:37:36,502 --> 00:37:37,626 We'll wait for you. 416 00:37:38,419 --> 00:37:42,044 He's coming with Forensics. Don't touch a thing. 417 00:37:42,919 --> 00:37:44,377 I swear, Roland. 418 00:37:45,086 --> 00:37:46,129 It was empty. 419 00:37:46,171 --> 00:37:47,503 I'm on my way. 420 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,962 Excuse me. 421 00:37:53,879 --> 00:37:55,545 Sorry, don't mind me. 422 00:37:58,297 --> 00:37:59,546 Chief? 423 00:38:00,962 --> 00:38:05,088 No one called back? They clogged the toilet, now my office. 424 00:38:05,129 --> 00:38:06,546 Chief, we have a problem. 425 00:38:09,296 --> 00:38:12,296 Anyway, it's not fecal. What is it? 426 00:38:12,337 --> 00:38:13,463 Pellets. 427 00:38:14,171 --> 00:38:15,630 Pellets of cocaine. 428 00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:18,839 Three kilos, at least. 429 00:38:18,881 --> 00:38:20,213 They swallowed them. 430 00:38:20,255 --> 00:38:22,006 They're mules, not migrants. 431 00:38:25,964 --> 00:38:28,255 Well played. How so? 432 00:38:28,297 --> 00:38:31,214 We don't search migrants. Not where it matters. 433 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,590 No harm seen, no harm done. 434 00:38:33,631 --> 00:38:35,630 We'd have let them go. 435 00:38:36,256 --> 00:38:39,506 They trek off with their load, undetected, well played. 436 00:38:40,590 --> 00:38:42,465 But something irks me. 437 00:38:42,506 --> 00:38:46,049 How did they navigate the forest? They're not locals. 438 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,965 Poor things. 439 00:38:49,007 --> 00:38:51,050 High price to cross borders. 440 00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:53,090 500 grams of cocaine in the rectum. 441 00:38:55,758 --> 00:38:56,966 They swallow them. 442 00:38:58,008 --> 00:38:59,924 I can barely swallow aspirin. 443 00:38:59,966 --> 00:39:01,716 They deserve their El Dorado. 444 00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:03,966 What do we do, Major? 445 00:39:05,717 --> 00:39:06,924 Prison. 446 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:09,800 Just before Christmas. 447 00:39:10,425 --> 00:39:12,216 Drug smugglers are a pain. 448 00:39:12,258 --> 00:39:13,633 Sami... 449 00:39:13,674 --> 00:39:15,717 stick them in a cell. 450 00:39:15,759 --> 00:39:17,134 And keep an eye on them. 451 00:39:17,176 --> 00:39:19,759 We lost the cell key. 452 00:39:20,384 --> 00:39:23,760 Well... use a padlock or something. 453 00:39:23,801 --> 00:39:25,426 Use your head. 454 00:39:25,468 --> 00:39:26,801 Okay? 455 00:39:26,843 --> 00:39:30,010 Come, Florence. Good thing your nose is stuffed. 456 00:39:32,509 --> 00:39:34,093 I'm Matthieu Colbeau, pathologist. 457 00:39:34,135 --> 00:39:35,926 I have a killer cold. 458 00:39:35,968 --> 00:39:38,052 I only treat the dead. 459 00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:39,718 I was joking. 460 00:39:40,510 --> 00:39:42,136 Major Bodin. Hello. 461 00:39:42,178 --> 00:39:44,510 So the car was empty last night? 462 00:39:44,552 --> 00:39:46,427 Yes... 463 00:39:46,468 --> 00:39:49,386 Gilles discovered it. There was no one inside. 464 00:39:50,011 --> 00:39:51,969 He doesn't drink? 465 00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:55,054 Like everyone. When he's thirsty. 466 00:39:55,095 --> 00:39:57,345 The carnage isn't from today. 467 00:39:58,470 --> 00:40:00,511 May I? Of course. 468 00:40:00,553 --> 00:40:02,596 Careful, miss. It's not a pretty sight. 469 00:40:02,637 --> 00:40:03,720 What? 470 00:40:04,428 --> 00:40:06,012 What's your problem, earthworm? 471 00:40:06,763 --> 00:40:08,803 A woman can't bear the sight? 472 00:40:09,470 --> 00:40:11,596 Think my freezer never broke? 473 00:40:11,638 --> 00:40:15,304 5 kg of rotting meat, and no man to take out the garbage. 474 00:40:15,347 --> 00:40:17,679 So spare me the "careful, miss". 475 00:40:25,055 --> 00:40:26,930 We got some serious cadavers. 476 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,930 We should have just tossed it in the dumpster! 477 00:40:35,555 --> 00:40:39,098 The dumpster is in plain sight. Too risky! 478 00:40:40,097 --> 00:40:43,056 The weapon belongs at the crime scene. 479 00:41:02,223 --> 00:41:04,308 Oh fuck, fuck, fuck. 480 00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:05,558 Oh fuck. 481 00:41:05,599 --> 00:41:07,266 Keep driving. 482 00:41:13,350 --> 00:41:16,099 We're going to the supermarket. By the forest? 483 00:41:17,059 --> 00:41:19,517 Take the main road. This is blocked. 484 00:41:20,142 --> 00:41:23,059 Was there an accident? We can't say yet. 485 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:25,434 Total carnage. 486 00:41:26,767 --> 00:41:28,642 Hey Michel... Hey Cathy! 487 00:41:29,768 --> 00:41:31,143 You can't stay here. 488 00:41:31,809 --> 00:41:34,809 We're going to the supermarket. By the forest? 489 00:41:35,643 --> 00:41:39,226 What's that, an abandoned car? 490 00:41:40,684 --> 00:41:43,643 Not really. I think we have a psycho. 491 00:41:45,268 --> 00:41:47,517 Florence leans more toward a pervert. 492 00:41:47,559 --> 00:41:50,518 Because of the honey. Honey? 493 00:41:51,144 --> 00:41:52,393 Three corpses. 494 00:41:53,143 --> 00:41:56,311 One's face is cut. The others, covered in honey. 495 00:41:58,228 --> 00:42:00,352 One was impaled, punctured abdomen. 496 00:42:00,394 --> 00:42:03,519 Totally pulverized. Sorry, Cathy. 497 00:42:05,186 --> 00:42:08,020 Thouchart! Macaroons from Thouchart? 498 00:42:08,062 --> 00:42:10,561 I love them! My favorites. Mine too. 499 00:42:13,061 --> 00:42:15,728 Did you get fingerprints? 500 00:42:15,771 --> 00:42:17,229 It won't be long. 501 00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:19,478 Bad guys always leave a trace. 502 00:42:21,522 --> 00:42:23,146 We'll find him. 503 00:42:23,188 --> 00:42:24,562 We always do. 504 00:42:27,939 --> 00:42:30,271 So good luck. Good marketing. 505 00:42:32,854 --> 00:42:34,188 Marketing? 506 00:42:35,813 --> 00:42:37,896 Didn't you mention the supermarket? 507 00:42:41,730 --> 00:42:43,980 And Merry Christmas! Let's go. 508 00:42:44,022 --> 00:42:45,146 That's different. 509 00:43:12,150 --> 00:43:13,274 Sorry. 510 00:43:37,567 --> 00:43:41,359 What now? The supermarket, like we said. 511 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,775 And they're watching us. 512 00:43:55,651 --> 00:43:57,443 We should stop. This is wrong. 513 00:43:57,485 --> 00:44:00,610 No more lies. We're good people. Let's come clean. 514 00:44:01,318 --> 00:44:02,985 We didn't do it on purpose. 515 00:44:03,653 --> 00:44:06,028 They'll understand. Gendarmes are intelligent. 516 00:44:06,653 --> 00:44:08,944 You're saying that out of fear. 517 00:44:08,985 --> 00:44:10,861 They're looking for perverts. 518 00:44:10,903 --> 00:44:13,528 As you said, we're good people. Period. 519 00:44:13,569 --> 00:44:16,070 It's not fear, it's principles. 520 00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:17,654 A moral compass. 521 00:44:18,445 --> 00:44:20,028 I can't live with this. 522 00:44:22,028 --> 00:44:23,570 All right, Michel. 523 00:44:24,654 --> 00:44:27,113 We'll buy groceries then surrender. 524 00:44:30,279 --> 00:44:33,779 About the money... what do we say? 525 00:44:34,862 --> 00:44:38,946 No one knows there was any. We don't have to tell. 526 00:44:38,987 --> 00:44:41,405 But I know. My conscience knows. 527 00:44:41,446 --> 00:44:42,696 I'm an honest guy. 528 00:44:43,322 --> 00:44:44,530 I have values. 529 00:44:46,613 --> 00:44:49,072 You're right. We'll give it back 530 00:44:49,114 --> 00:44:50,530 and turn you in. 531 00:44:50,571 --> 00:44:52,029 Turn me in? 532 00:44:52,947 --> 00:44:55,323 You're the one who killed them. 533 00:44:55,365 --> 00:44:56,947 You're my accomplice! 534 00:44:57,823 --> 00:45:01,824 Who moved the bodies? Who put on honey? Pulled up her panties? 535 00:45:01,864 --> 00:45:03,657 Who reads crime novels? 536 00:45:03,699 --> 00:45:05,573 If I go down, you go down, Cathy. 537 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:08,740 What if we go to prison? 538 00:45:09,532 --> 00:45:12,489 Who'll tend to Doudou? Social services? 539 00:45:13,615 --> 00:45:16,573 You want your son to go into foster care? 540 00:45:17,490 --> 00:45:19,032 In this shitty world? 541 00:45:24,741 --> 00:45:26,032 Sorry. 542 00:45:27,783 --> 00:45:29,824 Not it's me. It's me. 543 00:45:29,866 --> 00:45:31,825 This is silly. We can't crack. 544 00:45:34,033 --> 00:45:35,825 Come on, we must be strong. 545 00:45:38,741 --> 00:45:40,658 Look... look. 546 00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:45,826 Gorgeous. Oh yeah, it's... 547 00:45:52,493 --> 00:45:53,660 We need an alibi. 548 00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:55,867 "Pakistani" is with a K? 549 00:45:58,535 --> 00:46:01,034 The vehicle, apparently abandoned, 550 00:46:01,952 --> 00:46:03,868 found its riders. 551 00:46:06,326 --> 00:46:08,327 Forensics sent pics. 552 00:46:08,369 --> 00:46:09,868 I made photocopies. 553 00:46:11,703 --> 00:46:13,077 Shall I pin them up? 554 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:22,661 It's the forensics lab! 555 00:46:25,662 --> 00:46:27,662 Really... okay. 556 00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:31,578 We'll deal with it. 557 00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:33,329 Thanks, we'll keep you posted. 558 00:46:37,788 --> 00:46:39,121 The impaled guy 559 00:46:39,162 --> 00:46:40,829 and the blonde in mink 560 00:46:40,870 --> 00:46:42,288 weren't tourists. 561 00:46:42,954 --> 00:46:44,496 Drug traffickers. 562 00:46:45,121 --> 00:46:46,996 Serious police records. 563 00:46:50,538 --> 00:46:53,371 The two cases are connected, Florence. 564 00:46:54,788 --> 00:46:55,830 Sami! 565 00:46:55,871 --> 00:46:59,372 Put the African and the 3 Pakistanis up there too. 566 00:46:59,413 --> 00:47:02,956 It could be chance. No chance, just probabilities. 567 00:47:02,998 --> 00:47:05,622 And the probability is overwhelming. 568 00:47:06,247 --> 00:47:08,706 The couple doesn't look innocent. 569 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:16,915 The barrette. Why is that barrette there? 570 00:47:18,957 --> 00:47:21,206 They found it in the car. 571 00:47:24,249 --> 00:47:26,748 Barrettes like that are sold everywhere. 572 00:47:31,749 --> 00:47:34,291 Maybe we wait before sending the report? 573 00:47:46,458 --> 00:47:47,750 What did you do today? 574 00:47:47,792 --> 00:47:50,167 Nothing much. I'm on a break. 575 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,626 A break. A sabbatical is a sabbatical. 576 00:47:54,668 --> 00:47:56,876 Like a fast: useless if broken. 577 00:47:57,584 --> 00:47:59,584 A sabbatical from what? 578 00:48:00,543 --> 00:48:02,626 From school, which is a lot. 579 00:48:03,293 --> 00:48:04,459 From school. 580 00:48:05,084 --> 00:48:07,877 I spent 3 months studying for my baccalaureate. 581 00:48:07,918 --> 00:48:10,043 Flunking it was tough. 582 00:48:10,085 --> 00:48:12,418 I need time to bounce back. 583 00:48:13,211 --> 00:48:14,711 How much time? 584 00:48:14,751 --> 00:48:16,168 I don't see you bouncing. 585 00:48:16,918 --> 00:48:19,919 Pay for fashion design school, then we can talk. 586 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,626 Or I'll ask mom's boyfriend. He's rich. 587 00:48:24,668 --> 00:48:26,544 A dentist, he does braces. 588 00:48:26,586 --> 00:48:27,920 Fucking goldmine. 589 00:48:29,044 --> 00:48:30,460 Mind your tongue. 590 00:48:30,503 --> 00:48:32,211 Anyway it's beyond you 591 00:48:32,253 --> 00:48:34,503 and your world of Playmobils in uniform. 592 00:48:37,587 --> 00:48:40,628 In my world of Playmobils, as you say, 593 00:48:41,712 --> 00:48:43,670 we hold onto our belongings. 594 00:48:46,254 --> 00:48:47,337 Meaning? 595 00:48:47,379 --> 00:48:48,920 Your barrette. 596 00:48:48,962 --> 00:48:50,211 Where is it? 597 00:48:52,879 --> 00:48:54,087 Friend's house. 598 00:48:54,129 --> 00:48:55,920 What friend? You don't know her. 599 00:48:55,962 --> 00:48:57,796 I better know her. 600 00:48:57,838 --> 00:48:59,713 We found it in a car. 601 00:48:59,754 --> 00:49:02,505 Dad, I don't have to tell you who I sleep with. 602 00:49:06,046 --> 00:49:07,089 You slept in the car? 603 00:49:07,130 --> 00:49:08,505 I'm legal, Dad. 604 00:49:10,464 --> 00:49:13,131 You slept in a car with corpses? 605 00:49:13,755 --> 00:49:14,672 With what? 606 00:49:15,297 --> 00:49:16,630 You're into necrophilia. 607 00:49:16,672 --> 00:49:19,672 Okay, you piss me off. I lost my appetite. 608 00:49:29,882 --> 00:49:31,048 May I? 609 00:49:41,632 --> 00:49:42,966 I'm sorry. 610 00:49:48,091 --> 00:49:50,300 Why must you always know everything? 611 00:49:53,175 --> 00:49:54,799 Isn't keeping quiet better? 612 00:49:56,508 --> 00:49:57,800 We're doing fine. 613 00:49:58,758 --> 00:50:00,049 We get along well. 614 00:50:01,091 --> 00:50:02,592 Why spoil everything? 615 00:50:04,176 --> 00:50:06,383 I didn't mean to be awkward. 616 00:50:07,009 --> 00:50:08,176 It's true, you... 617 00:50:09,675 --> 00:50:11,009 You've grown up. 618 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:14,092 It's hard for me to admit. 619 00:50:14,134 --> 00:50:15,509 That's all. 620 00:50:21,926 --> 00:50:23,469 Sure there were no corpses? 621 00:50:23,510 --> 00:50:24,719 Stop! 622 00:50:25,343 --> 00:50:27,552 I ask as a gendarme, not a dad. 623 00:50:27,594 --> 00:50:29,761 So call me in for questioning. 624 00:50:30,386 --> 00:50:32,010 It's not a good idea. 625 00:50:32,052 --> 00:50:34,219 Stop, an alibi is an alibi. 626 00:50:34,261 --> 00:50:36,094 Trust me, for once. 627 00:50:37,926 --> 00:50:39,303 As an old friend, Sabine. 628 00:50:40,053 --> 00:50:43,470 Even as an old friend, I don't like lies. 629 00:50:44,303 --> 00:50:47,511 I know how they can destroy illusions. 630 00:50:48,345 --> 00:50:51,386 I spent years imprisoned by make-believe, 631 00:50:51,429 --> 00:50:52,928 by conventions, 632 00:50:52,970 --> 00:50:54,721 by useless lies. 633 00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:57,970 One day I decided to be myself. 634 00:50:58,762 --> 00:51:01,013 Now you ask me to lie, Michel. 635 00:51:03,304 --> 00:51:04,720 How much? 636 00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:19,639 To renovate the dungeon. 637 00:51:20,764 --> 00:51:22,889 And new sex swings in the Love Room. 638 00:51:26,555 --> 00:51:28,681 Very nice sex swings. 639 00:51:29,306 --> 00:51:30,722 Demanding clientele. 640 00:51:32,765 --> 00:51:36,014 So you'll say we were here last night. 641 00:51:36,056 --> 00:51:37,348 Night of the 21st. 642 00:51:37,389 --> 00:51:38,973 The night of the 21st. 643 00:51:40,766 --> 00:51:43,474 Thank you, Sabine, and goodbye. 644 00:51:44,682 --> 00:51:46,058 Goodbye. 645 00:51:46,099 --> 00:51:49,681 Why not stay for a drink, get to know the place? 646 00:51:49,724 --> 00:51:52,892 If we're saying you were here, at least get a taste. 647 00:51:52,932 --> 00:51:56,515 No, thank you, we're not dressed. 648 00:51:57,767 --> 00:51:59,309 You're cute. 649 00:51:59,350 --> 00:52:01,433 Afraid to have some fun? 650 00:52:02,349 --> 00:52:05,184 You know, the best way to find yourself 651 00:52:05,225 --> 00:52:06,974 is to know where you get lost. 652 00:52:09,183 --> 00:52:11,351 Come, don't act so shy. 653 00:52:12,309 --> 00:52:13,601 Michel... 654 00:52:21,476 --> 00:52:24,435 Anyway, thanks, I'll have a gorgeous dungeon. 655 00:52:24,477 --> 00:52:28,725 Actually, I'll use some of your gift to buy masks for New Year's Eve. 656 00:52:28,768 --> 00:52:30,061 That always works. 657 00:52:30,102 --> 00:52:31,644 Stripping may come easy, 658 00:52:31,685 --> 00:52:34,392 but masks turn adults back into kids. 659 00:52:34,434 --> 00:52:36,102 I love your bag, Jacqui. 660 00:52:36,144 --> 00:52:37,894 Cathy. It was a gift. 661 00:52:43,311 --> 00:52:46,894 I'll leave you. Have fun. Drinks are on me. 662 00:52:53,937 --> 00:52:56,437 Stay to the end. It's Gangbang Night. 663 00:53:37,813 --> 00:53:40,023 Stop. What? 664 00:53:40,065 --> 00:53:42,272 We went to farming school together. 665 00:53:42,898 --> 00:53:44,773 She had glasses and acne. 666 00:53:46,232 --> 00:53:47,607 And big boobs. 667 00:53:48,773 --> 00:53:50,023 Excuse me. 668 00:53:55,358 --> 00:53:56,774 That's not what I look at. 669 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:02,690 Jealous? 670 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:04,732 Excuse me? 671 00:54:04,774 --> 00:54:08,024 Not at all. Jealous? No, seriously... 672 00:54:08,067 --> 00:54:09,066 are you crazy? 673 00:54:09,690 --> 00:54:11,149 You're jealous, Cathy. 674 00:54:11,190 --> 00:54:12,858 No, Michel. 675 00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:15,650 I prefer... 676 00:54:15,691 --> 00:54:16,816 not to answer. 677 00:54:19,068 --> 00:54:20,691 Anyway, admit it's a good alibi. 678 00:54:21,441 --> 00:54:23,192 No one will say we weren't here. 679 00:54:23,816 --> 00:54:26,484 Know anyone who brags about doing this? 680 00:54:31,235 --> 00:54:32,943 No, thanks. That's sweet. 681 00:54:42,484 --> 00:54:43,693 What did he want? 682 00:54:44,319 --> 00:54:45,568 Anal sex. 683 00:56:16,866 --> 00:56:18,573 Okay, good night. 684 00:56:30,741 --> 00:56:32,827 Doudou, it's too late for music. 685 00:56:33,451 --> 00:56:35,493 It's time to sleep, Doudou! 686 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,244 December 23... 687 00:56:39,284 --> 00:56:40,284 So... 688 00:56:40,992 --> 00:56:42,992 What were you doing in the car? 689 00:56:43,702 --> 00:56:45,535 Sleeping with Basile. 690 00:56:45,576 --> 00:56:47,077 Why there? 691 00:56:47,119 --> 00:56:49,284 His kid brother was at his place. 692 00:56:49,909 --> 00:56:52,535 And I scream during sex, so... 693 00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:54,077 "I scream... 694 00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:56,952 during sex. " 695 00:57:00,411 --> 00:57:02,244 Why not Basile's car? 696 00:57:02,285 --> 00:57:05,036 Too small. The seats don't go back. 697 00:57:08,452 --> 00:57:12,286 We wanted to stop by Marc's for condoms. 698 00:57:12,328 --> 00:57:15,994 We wanted to go to Guillaume's. He has a spare bedroom. 699 00:57:17,954 --> 00:57:21,620 So, on the way to Guillaume's, we saw the car. 700 00:57:21,662 --> 00:57:23,954 And a nice car too. 701 00:57:23,995 --> 00:57:25,704 The seats were obviously cushy. 702 00:57:28,037 --> 00:57:30,162 So we could really let go. 703 00:57:31,329 --> 00:57:32,829 Excuse me, I... 704 00:57:32,870 --> 00:57:34,662 I'll make myself some coffee. 705 00:57:36,121 --> 00:57:38,621 "So we could really let go. " 706 00:57:42,871 --> 00:57:44,122 Why is he staring? 707 00:57:45,205 --> 00:57:48,080 You don't have to stay for a statement. 708 00:57:48,122 --> 00:57:49,914 I was just helping. 709 00:57:51,497 --> 00:57:53,789 You didn't notice anything in the car? 710 00:57:53,831 --> 00:57:55,539 No. It was night. 711 00:57:58,081 --> 00:58:00,455 Two men, a woman, honey. 712 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:02,123 Doesn't ring a bell? 713 00:58:02,164 --> 00:58:05,580 Nope, we don't do that. We're more basic. 714 00:58:07,623 --> 00:58:09,415 You're sure there was no one? 715 00:58:10,999 --> 00:58:13,581 I had a few beers, but still... 716 00:58:18,291 --> 00:58:19,416 Major? 717 00:58:23,749 --> 00:58:25,374 The bodies were added. 718 00:58:35,209 --> 00:58:37,126 There you go. 719 00:58:37,167 --> 00:58:38,667 2,300 euros. 720 00:58:39,292 --> 00:58:42,750 And here you go. Thanks, Christian. 721 00:58:42,792 --> 00:58:44,041 Thanks, Michel. 722 00:58:44,709 --> 00:58:46,666 See you, have a good day. 723 00:58:57,501 --> 00:58:59,043 What's that? 724 00:58:59,084 --> 00:59:00,836 I bought us heating oil. 725 00:59:02,210 --> 00:59:03,544 With what money? 726 00:59:04,334 --> 00:59:05,835 With ours. 727 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,335 You took from the bag? 728 00:59:08,377 --> 00:59:11,127 I barely took a thing, just what we need. 729 00:59:11,168 --> 00:59:15,752 Car insurance, heating oil, Jean-Jean's fertilizer, honey. 730 00:59:19,877 --> 00:59:21,587 You're out of your mind. 731 00:59:22,670 --> 00:59:23,878 Why? 732 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,795 Like with the TV, you agreed to the TV. 733 00:59:26,837 --> 00:59:30,086 Because the TV stays hidden. 734 00:59:30,128 --> 00:59:31,879 No one sees it but us. 735 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,420 But our debts... 736 00:59:34,170 --> 00:59:36,545 How do we justify paying them off? 737 00:59:38,421 --> 00:59:41,045 What did you tell Jean-Jean? 738 00:59:41,712 --> 00:59:44,170 He'll go to the bank and blab. 739 00:59:44,212 --> 00:59:47,130 You can't reimburse 5,000 like that! 740 00:59:47,171 --> 00:59:50,754 They'll ask him how he got 5,000 euros 741 00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:53,171 in cash, from one day to the next. 742 00:59:53,796 --> 00:59:56,547 Banks ask questions! It's their job. 743 00:59:57,380 --> 01:00:00,047 We'll say we sold more trees. 744 01:00:00,089 --> 01:00:02,630 Yeah, right. Treat them like idiots. 745 01:00:05,422 --> 01:00:07,755 People will talk, Michel. 746 01:00:14,381 --> 01:00:16,131 You can't be trusted. 747 01:00:19,007 --> 01:00:20,131 Thanks. 748 01:00:20,173 --> 01:00:23,299 Here, Basile's car leaves town. 749 01:00:25,090 --> 01:00:26,174 With Blanche. 750 01:00:28,756 --> 01:00:30,175 At 11:12 pm... 751 01:00:30,799 --> 01:00:33,799 17 minutes later, it reappears here. 752 01:00:34,757 --> 01:00:37,592 As seen on the town's surveillance camera. 753 01:00:37,633 --> 01:00:39,216 17 minutes? 754 01:00:40,008 --> 01:00:41,174 What? 755 01:00:41,215 --> 01:00:43,675 They spent only 17 minutes in the BMW. 756 01:00:43,717 --> 01:00:44,925 Yeah, so what? 757 01:00:45,550 --> 01:00:47,842 That's all. It's not long. 758 01:00:47,884 --> 01:00:49,676 We're not investigating that. 759 01:00:49,718 --> 01:00:51,176 Yeah but it's not long. 760 01:00:51,217 --> 01:00:53,758 Then, from 11:29 761 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,967 until the tow truck came, 762 01:00:56,009 --> 01:00:58,759 nothing: no one comes, no one goes. 763 01:01:00,301 --> 01:01:02,885 Okay, so to sum up... 764 01:01:05,051 --> 01:01:08,510 Basile's car... 765 01:01:09,135 --> 01:01:11,302 comes in from here. 766 01:01:12,051 --> 01:01:15,052 And goes out this way. 767 01:01:16,427 --> 01:01:19,594 And the BMW is right in the middle. 768 01:01:20,969 --> 01:01:22,719 At 11:12 pm, 769 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,510 no bodies in the car. 770 01:01:24,552 --> 01:01:26,801 And at 8:48 am, 771 01:01:26,844 --> 01:01:28,220 the bodies pop up. 772 01:01:28,845 --> 01:01:30,594 And no one came in, 773 01:01:30,635 --> 01:01:32,761 not from here, not from here. 774 01:01:34,344 --> 01:01:36,137 So it has to happen... 775 01:01:36,178 --> 01:01:37,845 without a doubt... 776 01:01:37,887 --> 01:01:38,969 here. 777 01:01:39,594 --> 01:01:42,929 The problem is there's nothing there. 778 01:01:42,970 --> 01:01:46,220 Yes, there's the pine tree farm. 779 01:01:50,345 --> 01:01:52,095 Good thinking, Sami. 780 01:01:53,138 --> 01:01:54,513 Very good. 781 01:01:54,555 --> 01:01:55,722 Of course. 782 01:01:57,804 --> 01:01:59,221 Michel and Cathy. 783 01:02:10,764 --> 01:02:13,139 Hello, Roland! Hello, Cathy. 784 01:02:13,181 --> 01:02:15,181 Problem with your tree? 785 01:02:16,056 --> 01:02:17,346 Can we come in? 786 01:02:17,388 --> 01:02:18,556 Of course. 787 01:02:18,598 --> 01:02:19,972 Come in! 788 01:02:21,847 --> 01:02:24,890 Don't wipe your feet, I'll mop up after. 789 01:02:25,515 --> 01:02:26,765 Just a sec. 790 01:02:27,514 --> 01:02:29,057 Michel, it's Roland. 791 01:02:34,598 --> 01:02:36,223 It's too loud. 792 01:02:42,099 --> 01:02:43,557 There. 793 01:02:43,599 --> 01:02:45,641 Come on in. 794 01:02:57,476 --> 01:02:59,184 Do you want coffee? 795 01:02:59,225 --> 01:03:01,933 Just a few questions for you. 796 01:03:01,975 --> 01:03:03,684 What's wrong? 797 01:03:03,726 --> 01:03:05,392 Doudou did something dumb? 798 01:03:06,226 --> 01:03:07,517 Can we sit? 799 01:03:07,559 --> 01:03:09,142 Yes, of course. 800 01:03:13,434 --> 01:03:15,976 These are purely routine questions. 801 01:03:41,603 --> 01:03:43,062 Cathy, Michel, 802 01:03:43,103 --> 01:03:47,727 the night of the 21st, did you see or hear anything unusual? 803 01:03:49,561 --> 01:03:51,519 Unusual how? 804 01:03:52,145 --> 01:03:53,687 Gunshots, maybe. 805 01:03:53,728 --> 01:03:55,228 A car. 806 01:03:55,270 --> 01:03:58,021 A thud at night, shouts. 807 01:03:58,729 --> 01:04:00,479 You're scaring me now. 808 01:04:01,687 --> 01:04:03,979 It bothers me to ask, but... 809 01:04:04,021 --> 01:04:06,228 Where were you on the 21st? 810 01:04:06,270 --> 01:04:07,855 We were at the Cupid. 811 01:04:09,813 --> 01:04:11,188 The swinger's club? Yes. 812 01:04:12,855 --> 01:04:15,688 Thursday is bang-bang night. Gangbang. 813 01:04:16,313 --> 01:04:17,772 Gangbang. 814 01:04:19,563 --> 01:04:21,314 And we used the swing. 815 01:04:21,940 --> 01:04:23,356 Michel, it's important. 816 01:04:26,898 --> 01:04:27,898 All night long? 817 01:04:28,522 --> 01:04:29,564 On the swing? 818 01:04:29,606 --> 01:04:30,689 No, the Cupid. 819 01:04:32,481 --> 01:04:33,982 Until daybreak. 820 01:04:39,273 --> 01:04:41,357 And Dominic? Doudou? 821 01:04:43,398 --> 01:04:45,190 He was asleep. Okay. 822 01:04:45,815 --> 01:04:46,982 Here. 823 01:04:50,191 --> 01:04:51,941 Can we question him? 824 01:04:59,858 --> 01:05:01,191 Yeah. 825 01:05:02,483 --> 01:05:03,941 If he's not on his PS. 826 01:05:05,858 --> 01:05:06,942 It's... 827 01:05:06,983 --> 01:05:08,983 Doudou, come here, son. 828 01:05:10,525 --> 01:05:12,192 Come sit down with us. 829 01:05:16,193 --> 01:05:18,693 They have some routine questions. 830 01:05:18,735 --> 01:05:21,150 Routine means like usual. 831 01:05:21,192 --> 01:05:22,275 See? 832 01:05:25,485 --> 01:05:27,609 Doudou, the night of the 21st... 833 01:05:27,651 --> 01:05:29,068 He's not deaf. 834 01:05:31,860 --> 01:05:35,693 Do you remember what you were doing on the night of the 21st? 835 01:05:36,526 --> 01:05:37,860 The 21st. 836 01:05:40,069 --> 01:05:41,693 The night before last. 837 01:05:46,402 --> 01:05:47,861 Remember? 838 01:05:50,945 --> 01:05:52,861 Take your time. 839 01:05:58,195 --> 01:06:00,778 This is Doudou... 840 01:06:00,819 --> 01:06:03,238 Not a real talker. He's a little... 841 01:06:03,279 --> 01:06:05,986 He's normal. The doctors all say so. 842 01:06:07,945 --> 01:06:10,112 No, Cathy. He's not normal. 843 01:06:12,029 --> 01:06:14,238 What were you doing the night of the 21st? 844 01:06:16,196 --> 01:06:17,279 Sleeping. 845 01:06:17,321 --> 01:06:18,779 You were in your room. 846 01:06:23,447 --> 01:06:26,197 You were sleeping. Yeah, he was sleeping. 847 01:06:34,030 --> 01:06:35,447 I think that's it. 848 01:06:47,490 --> 01:06:49,115 They weren't at the Cupid. 849 01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:51,032 How do you know? 850 01:06:53,073 --> 01:06:54,573 Because I was there. 851 01:06:57,366 --> 01:06:58,699 I'm not allowed? 852 01:06:59,324 --> 01:07:00,783 Go on, say it. 853 01:07:02,533 --> 01:07:04,241 Say I'm a slut. 854 01:07:06,908 --> 01:07:07,991 I didn't say a word. 855 01:07:08,033 --> 01:07:10,616 You think I'm an easy lay. Yeah, I am. 856 01:07:11,241 --> 01:07:14,659 It's better to be an easy lay than to be alone. 857 01:07:16,034 --> 01:07:18,117 I do what I can. 858 01:07:20,826 --> 01:07:22,534 In a world too big. 859 01:07:23,659 --> 01:07:25,575 And a uniform too small. 860 01:07:30,992 --> 01:07:32,451 You know, Florence... 861 01:07:34,660 --> 01:07:37,575 in life, we all search for ourselves. 862 01:07:40,868 --> 01:07:44,244 One day I think you'll find your Prince Charming. 863 01:07:45,494 --> 01:07:46,952 Because you deserve to. 864 01:07:48,993 --> 01:07:50,493 Yes, Florence. 865 01:07:51,369 --> 01:07:54,285 One day you'll come across a good man. 866 01:07:55,036 --> 01:07:57,036 I hope you'll hold onto him. 867 01:07:57,661 --> 01:08:00,787 You'll be smarter than me. You'll be better at that. 868 01:08:03,035 --> 01:08:05,078 You're not a slut, Florence. 869 01:08:09,744 --> 01:08:11,746 I'm in such pain, Father. 870 01:08:13,245 --> 01:08:14,578 It's not like me. 871 01:08:15,412 --> 01:08:18,287 You know I'm not a liar. I tell you everything. 872 01:08:19,538 --> 01:08:22,538 How much was in the bag? 2 million. 873 01:08:23,329 --> 01:08:25,205 Now a little less. 874 01:08:26,121 --> 01:08:28,246 Two million. Yes. 875 01:08:28,287 --> 01:08:29,536 Some sum. 876 01:08:30,248 --> 01:08:32,414 For sure, it's a real lot. 877 01:08:33,705 --> 01:08:36,623 You're not responsible, son. 878 01:08:36,665 --> 01:08:39,080 God sent you a test. 879 01:08:39,122 --> 01:08:40,539 You simply welcomed it. 880 01:08:46,997 --> 01:08:50,373 I sort of killed them, accident or not. 881 01:08:51,580 --> 01:08:53,331 There are no accidents. 882 01:08:53,372 --> 01:08:55,832 Only the Lord's decisions. 883 01:08:56,456 --> 01:08:59,082 They were on your path. You weren't looking for it. 884 01:09:02,582 --> 01:09:03,956 How much again? 885 01:09:06,498 --> 01:09:07,622 Two million. 886 01:09:08,832 --> 01:09:10,083 Huge amount. 887 01:09:10,958 --> 01:09:13,581 Why not keep it under God's protection? 888 01:09:13,623 --> 01:09:16,873 Here, in this church, far from the wicked. 889 01:09:18,790 --> 01:09:20,123 I doubt Cathy would agree. 890 01:09:20,165 --> 01:09:21,501 She trusts no one. 891 01:09:21,542 --> 01:09:23,208 You mistake me for an infidel? 892 01:09:24,499 --> 01:09:25,832 Of course not. 893 01:09:25,873 --> 01:09:27,291 I'm a man of God. 894 01:09:30,167 --> 01:09:32,417 I'll bring the money tomorrow. It's safer. 895 01:09:33,709 --> 01:09:35,710 But not a word to anyone. 896 01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:39,209 My lips are sealed. 897 01:09:45,584 --> 01:09:46,960 You spoke to the priest. 898 01:09:48,793 --> 01:09:50,335 He spoke to the priest. 899 01:09:51,793 --> 01:09:53,043 What a dumbass. 900 01:09:53,085 --> 01:09:55,794 He won't say a word. We can trust him. 901 01:09:56,502 --> 01:09:58,294 We can't keep the money here. 902 01:09:58,335 --> 01:09:59,585 Be reasonable. 903 01:09:59,627 --> 01:10:02,128 Nothing about this story is reasonable. 904 01:10:04,252 --> 01:10:06,503 Now I... I'm tired. 905 01:10:08,295 --> 01:10:11,836 Honestly, I dunno... for once, try to be present. 906 01:10:11,877 --> 01:10:14,795 I carry all the weight. I'm all alone. 907 01:10:14,837 --> 01:10:17,212 So really, for once, 908 01:10:17,254 --> 01:10:21,713 as a father, a husband, whatever, try to carry me. 909 01:10:21,754 --> 01:10:23,129 I need it. 910 01:10:23,170 --> 01:10:24,379 Understand? 911 01:10:24,421 --> 01:10:26,213 I'm exhausted. I've had it. 912 01:10:26,255 --> 01:10:29,045 I'm exhausted from all of this. 913 01:10:29,671 --> 01:10:32,630 Of planting pine trees! And for what? 914 01:10:32,672 --> 01:10:35,796 To end up as fucking pallets in supermarkets! 915 01:10:35,838 --> 01:10:38,505 And Christmas trees in next week's trash. 916 01:10:39,171 --> 01:10:40,922 What purpose do we serve? 917 01:10:41,630 --> 01:10:42,588 None! 918 01:10:42,629 --> 01:10:43,589 We do shit. 919 01:10:43,630 --> 01:10:46,256 We're in deep shit, a shitty couple! 920 01:10:46,297 --> 01:10:47,714 We're... 921 01:10:47,755 --> 01:10:49,754 We're parasites. 922 01:10:54,255 --> 01:10:55,714 I'm taking a bath. 923 01:10:56,547 --> 01:10:57,840 Cathy? 924 01:11:03,339 --> 01:11:06,090 We haven't spoken like this in ages. Right? 925 01:11:18,424 --> 01:11:21,007 December 24... 926 01:11:21,048 --> 01:11:23,300 All right. No, no... 927 01:11:23,341 --> 01:11:26,632 No problem, we'll wait for them. Happy holidays. 928 01:11:29,758 --> 01:11:32,842 Florence. They're taking the case from us. 929 01:11:32,884 --> 01:11:35,174 2 crime squad cops are taking over. 930 01:11:36,134 --> 01:11:38,717 December 24th, they got nothing else to do. 931 01:11:38,758 --> 01:11:40,383 I'm totally floored. 932 01:11:41,758 --> 01:11:43,135 You dye your beard! 933 01:11:43,176 --> 01:11:45,342 Otherwise it makes me look old. 934 01:11:46,967 --> 01:11:48,885 And your hair? That too. 935 01:11:48,926 --> 01:11:50,426 Different dye. 936 01:11:50,467 --> 01:11:51,676 What'll you do? 937 01:11:51,718 --> 01:11:53,509 Just tell them what I know. 938 01:11:54,259 --> 01:11:55,969 When, now? Yeah. 939 01:11:56,010 --> 01:11:57,135 Christmas Eve? 940 01:11:57,176 --> 01:11:59,593 Cathy and Michel, the Cupid, the fake migrants? 941 01:11:59,634 --> 01:12:00,634 Yep. 942 01:12:00,676 --> 01:12:01,969 The barrette? 943 01:12:02,635 --> 01:12:04,552 Your daughter's barrette? 944 01:12:06,926 --> 01:12:08,678 Coloring shampoo. Yeah. 945 01:12:21,887 --> 01:12:24,511 They fucking send us here on the 24th! 946 01:12:32,678 --> 01:12:35,054 And your wife? My wife prefers it. 947 01:12:35,096 --> 01:12:38,636 Please hurry, I'm closing. It's Christmas, it's dead. 948 01:12:39,262 --> 01:12:40,512 When it grows back? 949 01:12:40,554 --> 01:12:41,762 It itches. 950 01:12:41,804 --> 01:12:43,054 Like a kiwi. 951 01:12:46,346 --> 01:12:47,472 Ladies and gents. 952 01:12:48,472 --> 01:12:50,930 Cash or card? Card. 953 01:12:50,972 --> 01:12:52,138 Coffee stirrer? 954 01:13:16,599 --> 01:13:18,432 Lieutenant Jacquin. 955 01:13:18,475 --> 01:13:21,307 Is your superior here? Yes, sir, I'll get him. 956 01:13:22,182 --> 01:13:23,473 I'll follow you. 957 01:13:24,932 --> 01:13:27,099 Major? The police, for you. 958 01:13:27,141 --> 01:13:28,266 Do I show him in? 959 01:13:28,308 --> 01:13:29,807 Yes, send them in. 960 01:13:29,848 --> 01:13:31,266 There's only one. 961 01:13:32,017 --> 01:13:33,807 Then show him in. 962 01:13:35,098 --> 01:13:36,141 Go on in. 963 01:13:44,267 --> 01:13:45,559 Hello, Lieutenant. 964 01:13:47,517 --> 01:13:48,725 Major Bodin. 965 01:13:49,892 --> 01:13:51,767 Please, take a seat. 966 01:13:58,559 --> 01:14:00,226 You don't have a partner? 967 01:14:00,268 --> 01:14:02,517 He's with his kids for the holiday. 968 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:06,060 I figured kids are more important than... 969 01:14:06,101 --> 01:14:07,852 three stiffs in a BMW. 970 01:14:10,268 --> 01:14:12,019 Christmas is Christmas. 971 01:14:12,643 --> 01:14:13,976 True. 972 01:14:18,061 --> 01:14:20,186 So Major, tell me all you know. 973 01:14:23,978 --> 01:14:26,603 For now, nothing certain. 974 01:14:27,644 --> 01:14:29,103 Leads. 975 01:14:29,145 --> 01:14:30,686 Just leads. Names? 976 01:14:31,394 --> 01:14:32,811 Addresses? 977 01:14:32,853 --> 01:14:34,145 Leads... 978 01:14:35,437 --> 01:14:37,103 What's unfortunate is... 979 01:14:37,770 --> 01:14:39,062 it's Christmas. 980 01:14:39,103 --> 01:14:41,937 We'll have to push off till tomorrow. 981 01:14:41,979 --> 01:14:44,479 After the family lunch. 982 01:14:45,604 --> 01:14:47,187 As you say, 983 01:14:47,228 --> 01:14:49,480 Christmas is Christmas. 984 01:14:50,772 --> 01:14:54,271 We respect tradition here. Like a sort of truce. 985 01:14:55,146 --> 01:14:58,063 The Major means you must be patient. 986 01:14:58,104 --> 01:15:00,229 It's a tough case. 987 01:15:00,270 --> 01:15:02,521 For now, we want to check our leads. 988 01:15:05,064 --> 01:15:08,106 You come on December 24th, it's not great timing. 989 01:15:08,814 --> 01:15:10,521 I'm not one to talk... 990 01:15:10,564 --> 01:15:13,774 If it's a problem, I can call your chief 991 01:15:13,814 --> 01:15:15,773 and explain the situation. 992 01:15:20,065 --> 01:15:22,231 I'll let Santa do his job. 993 01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:24,522 That's the spirit. 994 01:15:24,564 --> 01:15:25,981 I'll come after the turkey. 995 01:15:26,608 --> 01:15:28,107 Better timing. 996 01:15:30,397 --> 01:15:31,732 See you tomorrow. 997 01:15:32,357 --> 01:15:34,441 Merry Christmas. You too. 998 01:15:41,107 --> 01:15:42,733 One big asshole. 999 01:15:42,775 --> 01:15:44,815 With one fucking ugly hairdo. 1000 01:15:49,983 --> 01:15:51,025 Room 12. 1001 01:15:51,067 --> 01:15:53,192 It's like a suite, with a TV. 1002 01:15:55,274 --> 01:15:57,067 Here for Christmas? 1003 01:15:57,940 --> 01:15:59,108 You got it. 1004 01:15:59,150 --> 01:16:00,151 Alone? 1005 01:16:08,776 --> 01:16:10,984 You won't be alone. I'll be here. 1006 01:16:19,944 --> 01:16:21,360 It'll stop. 1007 01:16:24,693 --> 01:16:26,861 You're squeezing too tight. 1008 01:16:31,110 --> 01:16:32,361 See? 1009 01:16:36,277 --> 01:16:38,111 Tough cookie. 1010 01:16:57,154 --> 01:16:58,779 We said alone. 1011 01:16:58,821 --> 01:17:00,112 Alone is both of us. 1012 01:17:01,112 --> 01:17:03,447 What's up? You lost our address? 1013 01:17:04,947 --> 01:17:08,196 I wanted us to meet on neutral ground, without... 1014 01:17:08,863 --> 01:17:10,405 without the kid. 1015 01:17:10,447 --> 01:17:12,571 Roland, you're scaring me. 1016 01:17:13,614 --> 01:17:14,821 Michel... 1017 01:17:16,447 --> 01:17:18,489 I think it's time you tell the truth. 1018 01:17:19,572 --> 01:17:21,072 About what? 1019 01:17:21,697 --> 01:17:25,364 About the BMW, the corpses, the honey. 1020 01:17:26,988 --> 01:17:29,698 I said we were at the Cupid. Yes. 1021 01:17:30,907 --> 01:17:33,280 No... you weren't. 1022 01:17:33,322 --> 01:17:34,865 You weren't at the Cupid. 1023 01:17:36,241 --> 01:17:39,323 That's a good one. Ask Sabine! 1024 01:17:39,365 --> 01:17:42,199 Sabine? Yeah, the boss. 1025 01:17:42,241 --> 01:17:44,240 She went to farming school with Michel. 1026 01:17:46,156 --> 01:17:49,949 I'm off the case. The Crime Squad took it over. 1027 01:17:50,741 --> 01:17:52,324 They're not softies. 1028 01:17:53,032 --> 01:17:54,950 They'll search you to the bone. 1029 01:17:55,574 --> 01:17:57,283 And they'll find something. 1030 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,076 Your damaged truck. 1031 01:18:01,116 --> 01:18:04,325 The surveillance footage, your fake detachment. 1032 01:18:05,450 --> 01:18:06,992 You can't escape it. 1033 01:18:08,408 --> 01:18:10,492 You're the first suspects. 1034 01:18:10,533 --> 01:18:13,368 So tell me the truth. Or else... 1035 01:18:13,409 --> 01:18:14,660 Or else what? 1036 01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:16,992 They'll find it on their own 1037 01:18:17,034 --> 01:18:18,742 and it will really annoy them. 1038 01:18:19,368 --> 01:18:20,451 And they'll find it. 1039 01:18:21,743 --> 01:18:23,117 They always do. 1040 01:18:25,576 --> 01:18:26,785 It's me. 1041 01:18:28,035 --> 01:18:29,952 I killed them. 1042 01:18:32,452 --> 01:18:35,409 At first there were 2 of them. The third came later. 1043 01:18:35,451 --> 01:18:37,993 It was an accident. 1044 01:18:38,035 --> 01:18:40,662 I panicked. You don't see a bear every day. 1045 01:18:42,744 --> 01:18:44,702 Trust me, I was all alone. 1046 01:18:44,744 --> 01:18:46,286 Cathy didn't know. 1047 01:18:46,911 --> 01:18:51,286 She had nothing to do with this. She's a great woman. 1048 01:18:51,328 --> 01:18:52,537 She's... 1049 01:18:53,787 --> 01:18:55,703 She's brave, sensitive. 1050 01:18:56,370 --> 01:18:59,954 You can put me in prison. She doesn't need a tree farmer... 1051 01:19:00,621 --> 01:19:02,161 who's scared of everything. 1052 01:19:02,870 --> 01:19:03,954 Trust me. 1053 01:19:03,995 --> 01:19:05,371 It's the truth. 1054 01:19:05,995 --> 01:19:08,454 I was alone. Cathy wasn't there. 1055 01:19:09,453 --> 01:19:10,538 She didn't even know. 1056 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:11,830 Right, Cathy? 1057 01:19:18,664 --> 01:19:20,080 Cathy wasn't there. 1058 01:19:20,955 --> 01:19:23,997 Listen, let's get through Christmas Eve. 1059 01:19:24,914 --> 01:19:27,788 Tomorrow you can turn yourself in. 1060 01:19:29,956 --> 01:19:30,956 All right. 1061 01:19:38,415 --> 01:19:39,831 Tomorrow, 1062 01:19:39,872 --> 01:19:41,581 when you make your statement, 1063 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:46,165 you don't have to say you were driving. 1064 01:19:46,915 --> 01:19:49,249 You can say it was Doudou. 1065 01:19:50,082 --> 01:19:52,541 He was learning, it's credible. 1066 01:19:52,582 --> 01:19:54,124 Doudou is 12. 1067 01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:57,249 Exactly. He risks nothing. 1068 01:19:57,290 --> 01:19:59,165 He'll be deemed not responsible. 1069 01:20:00,166 --> 01:20:03,916 At worst they'll put him in a place for kids like him. 1070 01:20:03,958 --> 01:20:05,624 Kids like him? 1071 01:20:05,666 --> 01:20:08,208 No one touches Doudou, okay? 1072 01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:09,959 Roland, he's our son. 1073 01:20:12,666 --> 01:20:14,041 I was just saying. 1074 01:20:14,917 --> 01:20:16,126 Tend to your daughter. 1075 01:20:16,167 --> 01:20:17,459 That would be better. 1076 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:22,292 What about the money? 1077 01:20:24,959 --> 01:20:26,084 What money? 1078 01:20:31,167 --> 01:20:32,667 There's some missing. 1079 01:20:34,668 --> 01:20:35,835 A little. 1080 01:20:37,377 --> 01:20:38,668 How much is there? 1081 01:20:40,918 --> 01:20:42,377 Was 2 million. 1082 01:20:42,419 --> 01:20:44,751 The Lord is as generous as he is good. 1083 01:20:44,793 --> 01:20:46,293 As his emissary, 1084 01:20:46,335 --> 01:20:50,086 I took it on myself to help the needy. A leaky roof. 1085 01:20:50,128 --> 01:20:52,377 Bethier's sick flock. 1086 01:20:52,419 --> 01:20:55,170 Old lady Cazeneuve who needed firewood. 1087 01:20:55,211 --> 01:20:56,877 God ordained me to act. 1088 01:20:56,919 --> 01:20:58,128 Think we're stupid? 1089 01:20:58,169 --> 01:20:59,503 Come now, Michel. 1090 01:20:59,545 --> 01:21:01,962 Meanwhile, the money isn't yours. 1091 01:21:02,003 --> 01:21:03,670 You must return it. 1092 01:21:03,712 --> 01:21:05,044 Keep God out of it. 1093 01:21:05,086 --> 01:21:07,712 God alone can cleanse dirty money. 1094 01:21:07,753 --> 01:21:09,379 Save it for the judge. 1095 01:21:09,421 --> 01:21:11,503 This is God's house, son! 1096 01:21:11,545 --> 01:21:15,212 Stop calling me "son", Jean-Pierre! 1097 01:21:17,461 --> 01:21:19,838 It's starting to piss me off! 1098 01:21:19,879 --> 01:21:21,254 You're not my father. 1099 01:21:21,879 --> 01:21:23,546 He's dead and buried. 1100 01:21:23,587 --> 01:21:25,630 I know. What a lovely funeral. 1101 01:21:26,921 --> 01:21:28,255 What do we do? 1102 01:21:29,587 --> 01:21:31,964 We do as we said, Michel, 1103 01:21:32,006 --> 01:21:34,754 tomorrow go to the police and fess up. 1104 01:21:34,796 --> 01:21:36,630 As for me, 1105 01:21:36,671 --> 01:21:39,922 I'll get my lamb roast and take the money. 1106 01:21:39,964 --> 01:21:42,463 I'll put it in the gendarmerie. 1107 01:21:43,298 --> 01:21:44,756 In a safe place. 1108 01:21:51,132 --> 01:21:52,382 What? 1109 01:21:53,090 --> 01:21:54,423 Nothing. 1110 01:22:12,133 --> 01:22:14,924 Puerto Vallarta, Mexico 1111 01:22:20,258 --> 01:22:22,717 Hello, Marc? No, it's Diego. 1112 01:22:24,675 --> 01:22:27,300 It's Iroquois. Answer, I'm busy. 1113 01:22:27,924 --> 01:22:29,092 Your brother's busy. 1114 01:22:29,134 --> 01:22:30,342 Oh, nice... 1115 01:22:30,384 --> 01:22:32,050 Tell him it's all good. 1116 01:22:32,092 --> 01:22:35,676 The delivery is late, but we localized the drop-off. 1117 01:22:35,718 --> 01:22:38,634 I worked my way up to the head gendarme. 1118 01:22:38,676 --> 01:22:40,134 I'll see to it all. 1119 01:22:40,175 --> 01:22:41,509 I'll keep you posted. 1120 01:22:44,467 --> 01:22:47,134 What do you mean, they'll be late? 1121 01:22:48,302 --> 01:22:50,844 Traffic? They couldn't plan for that? 1122 01:22:51,468 --> 01:22:53,052 Yes, I have the lamb. 1123 01:22:54,468 --> 01:22:56,052 Now I'm early. 1124 01:22:56,677 --> 01:22:58,719 All right. See you shortly. 1125 01:23:02,886 --> 01:23:04,052 Good evening. 1126 01:23:05,219 --> 01:23:06,511 You good, Roland? 1127 01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:08,928 Yes. 1128 01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:12,304 A glass of white. 1129 01:23:13,803 --> 01:23:16,262 And give me a 30-euro cigar. 1130 01:23:17,095 --> 01:23:18,970 I'll smoke it with Santa. 1131 01:23:22,345 --> 01:23:24,928 White with bubbles for Christmas. 1132 01:23:24,970 --> 01:23:26,303 That's kind of you. 1133 01:23:30,803 --> 01:23:32,596 Corinne? Yes? 1134 01:23:32,637 --> 01:23:34,930 They say "money can't buy happiness". 1135 01:23:36,388 --> 01:23:37,930 How much, exactly? 1136 01:23:38,971 --> 01:23:41,222 You're not doing great. I am. 1137 01:23:42,389 --> 01:23:43,763 Just imagine... 1138 01:23:44,388 --> 01:23:47,430 if I gave you two million euros. 1139 01:23:48,055 --> 01:23:49,388 Okay? 1140 01:23:49,431 --> 01:23:50,930 And I said: 1141 01:23:52,014 --> 01:23:53,431 Leave everything. 1142 01:23:53,472 --> 01:23:56,139 Leave your bar, your clients, your man. 1143 01:23:56,181 --> 01:23:57,890 You change your life. 1144 01:23:57,931 --> 01:24:00,515 Go somewhere sunny. No questions asked. 1145 01:24:01,599 --> 01:24:03,431 2 million? 2 million. 1146 01:24:05,765 --> 01:24:07,848 No need to think. I leave. 1147 01:24:09,015 --> 01:24:10,514 Not you, Roland? 1148 01:24:13,308 --> 01:24:15,183 Come on, 2 million! 1149 01:24:23,891 --> 01:24:25,350 Well... 1150 01:24:25,392 --> 01:24:27,391 a few alterations and... 1151 01:24:27,433 --> 01:24:29,808 I still fit into it. See? 1152 01:24:30,683 --> 01:24:32,017 You're beautiful. 1153 01:24:45,393 --> 01:24:46,767 May I? 1154 01:24:56,018 --> 01:24:57,311 You're right. 1155 01:24:59,143 --> 01:25:01,977 It's been a while since we've spoken. 1156 01:25:03,103 --> 01:25:06,143 Since the day the doctor told us that Doudou... 1157 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:09,145 wouldn't be like the others. 1158 01:25:17,312 --> 01:25:19,187 I wanted to tell you 1159 01:25:19,228 --> 01:25:21,895 I don't care about all that money. 1160 01:25:24,312 --> 01:25:27,936 Tomorrow, if you spill the beans and end up in prison... 1161 01:25:30,437 --> 01:25:32,936 you'll always be my bandit, Michel. 1162 01:25:48,189 --> 01:25:49,646 When's the reservation? 1163 01:25:52,813 --> 01:25:54,064 It's time to go. 1164 01:25:58,605 --> 01:25:59,772 Doudou? 1165 01:26:01,356 --> 01:26:02,564 Coming? 1166 01:26:02,606 --> 01:26:04,272 We have to leave. 1167 01:26:24,898 --> 01:26:26,232 "Lips". 1168 01:26:29,024 --> 01:26:30,191 "Mouth". 1169 01:26:31,066 --> 01:26:32,316 Yes, good. 1170 01:26:34,025 --> 01:26:35,149 "Nose". 1171 01:26:37,983 --> 01:26:39,400 Say it with your nose. 1172 01:27:05,693 --> 01:27:06,943 The code. 1173 01:27:08,110 --> 01:27:09,193 Two. 1174 01:27:09,817 --> 01:27:10,943 Three. 1175 01:27:12,319 --> 01:27:13,526 One. 1176 01:27:47,279 --> 01:27:49,321 Florence, put down the gun. 1177 01:27:51,945 --> 01:27:54,446 You just shot a police lieutenant. 1178 01:27:58,322 --> 01:28:00,905 Do you know many police officers 1179 01:28:00,947 --> 01:28:04,530 who shoot from behind with a silenced Beretta 92? 1180 01:28:30,865 --> 01:28:32,115 You're right. 1181 01:28:32,907 --> 01:28:34,492 No resemblance. 1182 01:28:37,366 --> 01:28:38,782 So who is he? 1183 01:28:40,783 --> 01:28:41,950 I don't know. 1184 01:28:44,158 --> 01:28:45,532 Thank you, Florence. 1185 01:28:59,659 --> 01:29:01,618 We'll go have a pee. Come... 1186 01:29:11,785 --> 01:29:13,409 Anyone here? 1187 01:29:14,244 --> 01:29:15,618 Wait, Doudou. 1188 01:29:15,660 --> 01:29:17,618 Stop, people live here... 1189 01:29:41,870 --> 01:29:43,245 Oh fuck. 1190 01:29:44,662 --> 01:29:46,620 This time it wasn't us. 1191 01:29:52,246 --> 01:29:54,287 This is Hare Krishna. 1192 01:29:55,204 --> 01:29:58,204 Soon the dead will outnumber the living. 1193 01:30:08,830 --> 01:30:10,121 Where are you? 1194 01:30:10,789 --> 01:30:12,913 What? At a friend's? 1195 01:30:12,955 --> 01:30:15,705 And your mother? In front of the house. 1196 01:30:15,747 --> 01:30:17,206 Okay. 1197 01:30:17,248 --> 01:30:18,747 I'll send Sami. 1198 01:30:18,789 --> 01:30:22,081 I'll have him get the lamb roast from my desk. 1199 01:30:23,039 --> 01:30:25,498 Welcome them, serve drinks. 1200 01:30:26,122 --> 01:30:27,747 I'll be a little late. 1201 01:30:27,789 --> 01:30:29,039 So... 1202 01:30:29,832 --> 01:30:33,581 we have, on the one hand, 2 million euros. 1203 01:30:33,623 --> 01:30:35,248 Well... we had. 1204 01:30:35,289 --> 01:30:37,165 On the other, 3 kg of coke. 1205 01:30:38,457 --> 01:30:43,291 The gram is at 70 euros. Wholesale, yes. 1206 01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:45,166 For this to add up, 1207 01:30:45,874 --> 01:30:49,208 we're missing about 27 kg of cocaine. 1208 01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:51,958 Where is the dope? 1209 01:30:54,499 --> 01:30:57,250 No drugs. We don't go there, Roland. 1210 01:30:59,999 --> 01:31:02,459 On our son's life, no drugs. 1211 01:31:02,501 --> 01:31:05,250 The money, the gun, yes. But no drugs. 1212 01:31:05,291 --> 01:31:06,959 Michel... 1213 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,000 What? 1214 01:31:08,042 --> 01:31:09,334 What gun? 1215 01:31:10,292 --> 01:31:14,417 The gun we put in the cashier's hand at the gas station. 1216 01:31:17,708 --> 01:31:20,167 Stop it, you're bothering Roland. 1217 01:31:24,584 --> 01:31:26,293 Is he dead? 1218 01:31:26,334 --> 01:31:27,544 Yes. 1219 01:31:27,585 --> 01:31:29,293 We've had... 1220 01:31:29,335 --> 01:31:30,710 a complicated day. 1221 01:31:31,460 --> 01:31:34,710 Can we cover him? It's a crime scene. 1222 01:31:36,836 --> 01:31:39,210 Can we have his ear-pods? 1223 01:31:40,586 --> 01:31:41,836 For Doudou. 1224 01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:51,002 He's not answering? 1225 01:31:52,795 --> 01:31:54,379 No, it's not his. 1226 01:31:55,837 --> 01:31:57,129 Not mine either. 1227 01:31:57,170 --> 01:31:58,295 Whose is it? 1228 01:31:58,337 --> 01:31:59,712 Him. 1229 01:31:59,754 --> 01:32:01,629 The bald one, with the hood. 1230 01:32:04,962 --> 01:32:06,671 Hello, Alan? It's Diego. 1231 01:32:06,713 --> 01:32:09,130 What the hell? You never called Iroquois. 1232 01:32:09,171 --> 01:32:12,463 Hear me? I'm with his brother who's pissed. 1233 01:32:13,338 --> 01:32:16,546 He wants his money and you better not double-cross us. 1234 01:32:18,213 --> 01:32:19,964 Otherwise you know what'll happen. 1235 01:32:20,588 --> 01:32:22,755 We'll make you eat your balls... 1236 01:32:31,214 --> 01:32:34,464 We'll let you spend your last Christmas together. 1237 01:32:34,506 --> 01:32:35,839 Thank you. 1238 01:32:36,463 --> 01:32:39,173 This is starting to annoy the hell out of me. 1239 01:32:40,090 --> 01:32:43,132 So many canker sores, I couldn't see her uvula. 1240 01:32:46,382 --> 01:32:48,340 You never even charged her! 1241 01:32:48,382 --> 01:32:49,756 I'm too princely. 1242 01:32:52,340 --> 01:32:53,549 Finally! 1243 01:32:56,549 --> 01:32:57,882 Fix your tie. 1244 01:32:58,508 --> 01:32:59,590 Fix it. 1245 01:33:03,425 --> 01:33:04,674 Forgive me. 1246 01:33:04,716 --> 01:33:07,383 12:30! We thought you were Santa! 1247 01:33:09,425 --> 01:33:12,591 You're so pale! What's wrong? Are you tired? 1248 01:33:12,633 --> 01:33:14,924 You're pretty. You don't have the keys? 1249 01:33:14,966 --> 01:33:17,759 I don't live here anymore. True. 1250 01:33:17,801 --> 01:33:19,050 You know Denis? 1251 01:33:19,092 --> 01:33:21,633 Good evening. Yes, I know Denis. 1252 01:33:21,675 --> 01:33:23,509 He was my dentist. 1253 01:33:24,634 --> 01:33:26,426 Hello. Hello, Denis. 1254 01:33:27,551 --> 01:33:29,676 Sami, what are you doing here? 1255 01:33:29,718 --> 01:33:31,843 I invited him to stay. 1256 01:33:31,884 --> 01:33:33,801 The lamb is on the table. 1257 01:33:35,885 --> 01:33:37,218 You didn't cook it! 1258 01:33:37,260 --> 01:33:38,552 You didn't ask. 1259 01:33:38,592 --> 01:33:40,467 Come on... 1260 01:33:40,509 --> 01:33:42,136 Dinner isn't for a while. 1261 01:33:42,177 --> 01:33:44,052 It's time for dessert. 1262 01:33:45,010 --> 01:33:46,552 Fuck! 1263 01:33:47,927 --> 01:33:51,052 Left leg brings good luck! Let me help. 1264 01:33:58,219 --> 01:33:59,760 The lights are out now? 1265 01:34:10,762 --> 01:34:12,553 The Christmas tree is back! 1266 01:34:15,596 --> 01:34:18,096 What is it? Here. 1267 01:34:19,429 --> 01:34:20,513 Christmas gift. 1268 01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:31,804 So you can buy a car, a used one. 1269 01:34:31,846 --> 01:34:34,139 And take driving lessons. 1270 01:34:34,180 --> 01:34:36,638 Because not every gendarme is nice. 1271 01:34:38,638 --> 01:34:40,223 Dad, thanks. 1272 01:35:40,602 --> 01:35:44,476 Michel, don't come for your statement tomorrow. 1273 01:35:44,518 --> 01:35:46,935 I'll manage. 1274 01:36:19,604 --> 01:36:22,688 December 25... 1275 01:36:25,145 --> 01:36:26,770 What a Christmas! 1276 01:36:28,481 --> 01:36:30,062 And you found nothing? 1277 01:36:30,688 --> 01:36:31,896 No, Captain. 1278 01:36:31,937 --> 01:36:33,646 So, we have... 1279 01:36:33,688 --> 01:36:35,105 seven corpses. 1280 01:36:35,813 --> 01:36:37,979 Including two police officers. 1281 01:36:38,021 --> 01:36:40,771 Three drug traffickers. One cashier. 1282 01:36:40,813 --> 01:36:43,771 And one turtleneck with a feather-shaped earring. 1283 01:36:44,396 --> 01:36:46,897 But no money, no motive, nothing. 1284 01:36:49,272 --> 01:36:50,439 Gangland killing. 1285 01:36:50,481 --> 01:36:51,980 Probably. 1286 01:36:58,565 --> 01:37:00,981 I can't speak. I'm in an interrogation. 1287 01:37:01,023 --> 01:37:02,273 I'm going for coffee. 1288 01:37:02,981 --> 01:37:04,023 In the waiting room. 1289 01:37:04,064 --> 01:37:06,315 It's gross, but all we have. 1290 01:37:07,149 --> 01:37:09,398 He doesn't like his gift? 1291 01:37:09,441 --> 01:37:12,107 Well, we can't afford a baby grand. 1292 01:37:13,149 --> 01:37:16,440 I know he's disappointed but what can I do? 1293 01:37:16,482 --> 01:37:17,899 I'll call you back. 1294 01:37:19,441 --> 01:37:20,566 Kids... 1295 01:37:21,441 --> 01:37:22,649 It was my husband. 1296 01:37:22,691 --> 01:37:24,316 We're divorced. 1297 01:37:25,816 --> 01:37:27,025 Like everyone. 1298 01:37:27,066 --> 01:37:28,776 It's my son. 1299 01:37:28,816 --> 01:37:31,191 He studies piano in Paris. 1300 01:37:31,233 --> 01:37:32,776 Costs us a fortune. 1301 01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:36,984 They teach trumpet in Besan�on but he insists on piano. 1302 01:37:38,108 --> 01:37:39,651 Piano is nice... 1303 01:37:40,359 --> 01:37:41,942 when well played. 1304 01:37:43,734 --> 01:37:46,234 How much does a piano cost? 1305 01:37:47,734 --> 01:37:49,109 A good piano. 1306 01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:52,234 Much longer? Hope not. 1307 01:37:52,276 --> 01:37:54,817 We have better stuff to do on December 25th. 1308 01:37:59,569 --> 01:38:02,860 So, let's start from the beginning. 1309 01:38:02,902 --> 01:38:04,903 You were at the... 1310 01:38:06,110 --> 01:38:09,235 The Cupid. The Cupid, that's right. 1311 01:38:11,236 --> 01:38:12,361 Every night? 1312 01:38:12,403 --> 01:38:13,694 Every night. 1313 01:38:15,152 --> 01:38:17,487 Not Christmas Eve. I was with my daughter. 1314 01:38:18,903 --> 01:38:20,195 Kids... 1315 01:38:22,694 --> 01:38:24,362 Population of 967 1316 01:38:24,404 --> 01:38:27,236 and no one saw or heard a thing. 1317 01:38:29,445 --> 01:38:32,653 At the same time, the more thugs kill each other, 1318 01:38:33,529 --> 01:38:35,236 the less they bother us. 1319 01:38:37,238 --> 01:38:38,321 Goodbye, Major. 1320 01:38:38,363 --> 01:38:40,029 Goodbye, Captain. 1321 01:38:41,987 --> 01:38:43,280 I almost forgot. 1322 01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:47,237 The gift from the kids in the church choir. 1323 01:38:48,029 --> 01:38:49,238 For the piano. 1324 01:38:52,446 --> 01:38:55,197 And a little more, if you need it. 1325 01:39:02,739 --> 01:39:03,947 You know, 1326 01:39:03,989 --> 01:39:05,531 when you hit a beehive, 1327 01:39:05,573 --> 01:39:08,865 the queen bee comes after you one day or another. 1328 01:39:08,907 --> 01:39:10,406 So beware. 1329 01:39:11,031 --> 01:39:12,281 Be vigilant. 1330 01:39:12,323 --> 01:39:14,991 Right. 1331 01:39:15,907 --> 01:39:17,157 See you soon. 1332 01:39:22,282 --> 01:39:25,199 December 31... 1333 01:39:26,658 --> 01:39:28,200 Come on, hurry up! 1334 01:39:28,824 --> 01:39:32,574 If we get there after 7, we can't sign up for the pageant... 1335 01:39:36,492 --> 01:39:38,407 New Year's Eve costume party? 1336 01:39:39,824 --> 01:39:41,158 How original. 1337 01:39:41,992 --> 01:39:43,325 Let me guess. 1338 01:39:44,283 --> 01:39:46,825 Lucky Luke and Tinkerbell, right? 1339 01:39:48,159 --> 01:39:49,450 Love it. 1340 01:39:50,492 --> 01:39:52,284 Let me tell you a story. 1341 01:39:53,867 --> 01:39:55,076 Sit. 1342 01:40:10,118 --> 01:40:13,328 Story of a little ant that wanted to eat a whale. 1343 01:40:16,369 --> 01:40:19,494 I think the title says it all. 1344 01:40:26,204 --> 01:40:27,703 You're lucky. 1345 01:40:28,662 --> 01:40:30,410 I'm a nice guy. 1346 01:40:32,162 --> 01:40:36,578 No faking it, it's in the genes. I've always been nice. 1347 01:40:39,204 --> 01:40:40,871 But now... 1348 01:40:40,913 --> 01:40:43,328 you messed with my kid brother. 1349 01:40:43,370 --> 01:40:45,663 I know he was no saint. 1350 01:40:45,704 --> 01:40:48,080 He had flaws, but he was my brother. 1351 01:40:51,537 --> 01:40:53,537 2 million wasn't worth my coming, 1352 01:40:53,579 --> 01:40:57,205 but now, you understand, I take it personally. 1353 01:40:59,996 --> 01:41:01,538 Listen... 1354 01:41:01,580 --> 01:41:03,413 we don't know your brother... 1355 01:41:04,997 --> 01:41:06,081 It's not us. 1356 01:41:06,705 --> 01:41:08,288 Stop! 1357 01:41:08,330 --> 01:41:09,705 I said stop! 1358 01:41:13,331 --> 01:41:14,705 Shut up, bitch. 1359 01:41:18,123 --> 01:41:19,456 I swear! 1360 01:41:23,457 --> 01:41:25,498 So, pine merchant, 1361 01:41:26,248 --> 01:41:27,748 where's my money? 1362 01:41:29,040 --> 01:41:31,831 Nothing... there's nothing left. 1363 01:41:32,457 --> 01:41:33,790 Nothing, sir. 1364 01:41:33,831 --> 01:41:35,248 I swear. 1365 01:41:35,959 --> 01:41:37,208 I'm disappointed. 1366 01:41:41,208 --> 01:41:44,542 I expected a little more cooperation. 1367 01:41:44,583 --> 01:41:48,083 I'm really, really, really disappointed. 1368 01:41:53,166 --> 01:41:55,084 Fuck! I know! 1369 01:41:56,501 --> 01:41:57,875 I know... 1370 01:41:58,501 --> 01:42:00,750 where the money is. The drugs. 1371 01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:04,168 Over there, under a tree. 1372 01:42:04,210 --> 01:42:05,501 Out there. 1373 01:42:08,001 --> 01:42:09,501 There we go. 1374 01:42:12,668 --> 01:42:13,960 You... 1375 01:42:14,710 --> 01:42:16,544 better not be bullshitting me. 1376 01:42:22,044 --> 01:42:24,086 It's out here near the trees. 1377 01:42:37,044 --> 01:42:38,711 You have to dig. 1378 01:42:39,336 --> 01:42:40,629 May I? 1379 01:42:42,587 --> 01:42:44,045 Go on. 1380 01:42:50,711 --> 01:42:52,379 It's not far. 1381 01:43:10,839 --> 01:43:12,505 Don't touch my mom! 1382 01:44:57,804 --> 01:44:59,387 Thank you, Father. 1383 01:44:59,428 --> 01:45:00,804 Thanks for everything. 1384 01:45:00,846 --> 01:45:02,762 You're welcome, Mrs. Chocart. 1385 01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:11,054 Thanks, Father. You'll get us through the winter. 1386 01:45:11,847 --> 01:45:13,096 It's only normal. 1387 01:45:13,138 --> 01:45:14,763 Don't forget catechism, Benoit! 1388 01:45:14,805 --> 01:45:16,013 And the candy! 1389 01:45:17,513 --> 01:45:19,014 What should we say? 1390 01:45:22,471 --> 01:45:24,763 That we had a tractor accident. 1391 01:45:30,763 --> 01:45:32,097 Coming? 1392 01:45:32,723 --> 01:45:34,639 Aren't you coming, hon? No. 1393 01:45:35,264 --> 01:45:37,264 I'll go alone like the others. 1394 01:45:37,306 --> 01:45:39,307 They're not with their parents. 1395 01:45:39,349 --> 01:45:42,682 I don't know why I... can't be like the others. 1396 01:45:48,098 --> 01:45:49,390 We'll leave you. 1397 01:45:49,432 --> 01:45:51,472 We'll pick you up in 2 hours, okay? 1398 01:45:52,391 --> 01:45:54,099 Get going. Sorry. 1399 01:45:54,725 --> 01:45:56,016 Thanks, Dad. 1400 01:45:58,600 --> 01:46:01,100 He's normal, very normal. 1401 01:46:05,474 --> 01:46:07,183 What do we do now? 1402 01:47:37,105 --> 01:47:41,606 Sometimes it's the ant that eats the whale... 1403 01:47:43,898 --> 01:47:47,815 HOW TO MAKE A KILLING 90668