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Stay.
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Fuck.
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God dammit.
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Goddamn.
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Home sweet hell. I'll drink to that.
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Oh, mother fuck.
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Andrew!
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God damn it Andrew.
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What the hell did I tell
you about sleeping in there?
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Huh?
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God damn.
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Making love in the trash.
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It's a beautiful thing.
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Hey look, I ain't gonna take your ass
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down to the ER if you get an
infection, you hear me?
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Hey! I told you not to
fool around in there.
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I ain't gonna take you.
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You get your dick cut off
'cause you get an infection,
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the doctor is out. I'll
tell you right now buddy.
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God damn it.
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The doctors out of gin!
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Shit! God Dammit!
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What the fuck, man.
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Shit man.
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I ain't gonna be attacked
by no damn dumpster.
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Fuck this shit man.
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Alright you dirty slime ball.
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Dirty dick sack of shit.
I'm coming up there.
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You asked for it.
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I'm gonna put you in the hole, boy.
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I'm coming up there.
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Gonna get you.
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Better not be one of them
fucking raccoons
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that come out and bite me in the face!
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Holy shit.
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What the fuck.
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This ain't no goddamn raccoon.
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Son of a-
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As the local death toll increases
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the homeless population have grown louder.
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As local representatives
seem to be set on mute
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amid classist accusations.
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The "Building
Better Futures" project
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which began construction
earlier this year
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on the corner plot of
Walton Street and Bleaker
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has ceased construction indefinitely.
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No official public
statement has been issued
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by city representatives
since the project came
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to an abrupt halt one week ago.
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And was announced as terminated,
officially, yesterday
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via the project's lead
contractors, who had spoken
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with Channel 85's own Joseph Brander.
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Outrage in the homeless
population
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has come to a tipping point
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as the puzzling silence
from officials continues.
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The BVF project itself, was to
have given opportunity housing
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to an estimated 1,300 members
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of the local homeless population.
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A population that have
been the exclusive targets,
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of what are now considered
the most violent murders
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in the city's history.
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A population being ignored
despite the staggering numbers.
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Over 35 deaths, all sharing
the same vicious M.O.
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are currently on record with
the county coroner's office.
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Experts have speculated
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that this number could very
well be much higher
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given the concurrently growing number
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of reported missing persons
cases
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since the first murder three months ago.
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Social services
representative, Catherine D,
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noted that many missing persons
in the homeless community
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go unreported entirely.
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And tracing the homeless
population
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has become even more difficult
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given the growing unrest and
mistrust in the authorities
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who have been accused of
having a flagrant disregard
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of citizens living on the streets.
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The police, it seems,
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have all but ceased their investigation.
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Police Chief, Steve Baker,
declined to be interviewed
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by Channel 85. As did BBF
project lead, Karen Mora.
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Their collective
ongoing silence only serves
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to further fuel growing social fears
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that have our homeless population
asking if they are truly
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being left in the dark
to fight for themselves.
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- Hey, excuse me. You
got any spare change?
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My daughter's sick and I
gotta get a prescription.
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My car broke down in the parking lot.
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- So where is the sick kid?
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- She over in the car. I mean,
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I'll take you over there.
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I mean, she'd be glad to meet
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the pretty girl that's gonna help her.
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- Which car?
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- The black one.
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Yeah, the black one down there.
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What's that smell?
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PCP.
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PCP makes people not feel pain.
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Fun fact.
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PCP is also normally
made in a toilet bowl.
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So, congratulations.
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You're a toilet bowl drug bitch.
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- You think I'm a fucking bitch?
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I ain't no fucking bitch.
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You come back here, I'll show
you who the fucking bitch is.
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Shit.
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Where's my cigarettes?
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Fuck. I just had 'em.
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Stay out of the road, asshole.
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Are you okay over there?
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Honey, I'm home.
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- Don't I wish
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- I can't help it that you wave
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that torch you have for me so high.
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- I can't help that
you're betrothed to a woman
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who you probably never will
see again in your life.
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- Betrothed?
- We're using archaic nouns now?
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I mean, this is just your
version of trying to spice up
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a conversation that
we've had 336 times, right?
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'Cause every time
we have this conversation,
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it ends the exact same way.
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So, there's a 100% probability
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that this one is gonna end the
exact same way.
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Which means that the odds
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are not in your favor, Sketch.
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- Never tell me the odds.
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- It's a good movie reference.
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Helps hide your constant state of denial.
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- You know, I know
that's my lighter, right?
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In other
news, I got your 'scrip.
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So now you'll be alive for
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336 more days for me to torment.
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- And if there's a merciful God,
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she'll come and take me now.
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Laugh it up fuzzball.
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Seriously
though, you are a fuzzball.
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I mean, when was the last
time that you shaved anything?
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You're starting to look
like a little hipster wookie.
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I do not look like a hipster!
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It's kind of sweet.
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In a sad, Shakespearean kinda way.
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What? Our food selection?
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The way you
pine over that Gloria girl.
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- I do not pine.
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I plot. And I plan.
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Two completely different P words.
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Well, with
all the pining, plotting
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and planning that you
do, you forgot to add
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how you procrastinate
about getting her out of
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that Red Crow place.
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- Okay. Do not let this
cute little bird fool you.
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That place is a terrifying fortress.
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- It's a private school.
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How hard could it be
to break out of a prep school?
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- Breaking in is always
harder than breaking out.
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I can't just go crashing
through the side of the wall
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like the Kool-Aid man,
screaming "Oh, Yeah!"
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That'll
definitely get me caught.
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And then I'll just have to break out of it
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so I can break into it again.
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And it starts this whole big cycle.
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I'd just rather sit here with my three Ps.
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- You mean four Ps?
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- I'm not pining.
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- So you're admitting
to procrastinating then!
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- All we have is cat food.
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- Well that's probably because
we're outnumbered by cats
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10 to one.
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Seriously, Constance.
You're becoming obsessed
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with these cats.
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I heard the chicken flavor's pretty good.
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- No! No. We are going to a restaurant.
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We are going to a restaurant.
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And we are going to eat real food.
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So, get your sick ass
up. And we're going out.
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We are not eating cat food again.
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I never said I ate cat food.
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- I'm going to get changed and
you need to shave an ankle.
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Or something. So that while we're out,
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you can get your own love life
and stop worrying about mine.
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- How many dead bodies does it take
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to make the police chief care?
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Sounds like the beginning of a bad joke
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your granddad used to say. Doesn't it?
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The punchline here,
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much like granddad's bad joke,
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isn't funny.
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But that doesn't stop our city
officials from laughing at us
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from behind closed doors now. Does it?
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Here's another one for you.
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Please, stop me if you've heard this one.
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Our city's homeless population,
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the people you see every day,
the one you snub your nose at,
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the ones you ignore
when they ask for your help.
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What happens to them when
they become this city's
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dirty little secret?
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I think it's silly and pointless
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to date when you know you're going to die.
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I mean, there's only so
much space between A and B.
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So, why try to squeeze
another letter between there?
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You know?
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- I don't think that's really a thing.
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Squeezing in more letters
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between letters that already exist.
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I mean that's-Nobody uses that analogy.
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I don't think it's really even an analogy.
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- I accepted the fact that I was going
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to die a while ago, right?
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- I guess? I wasn't there. I'll assume.
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And do you know what
I want to do with that time?
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- Be homeless? Sit around
a cold garage filled
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with tons of cats.
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Nag your roommate
about her ex-girlfriend
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so that you can hide the fact that you're
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totally pining over her?
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I mean, that
sounds like a hoot to me.
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Honestly, you have your shit
together Percy Williams.
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I just think it's a
cruel thing to do anyway.
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I mean, watching someone
you love die is horrible.
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And I don't wanna put anyone through that.
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So I just want to
peacefully spend the rest
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of my days in a minimum
of emotional distress
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for myself and others.
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- So you're gonna spend
your dying days alone,
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unshaved and unloved?
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That sounds like a Debbie
Downer decision to me. Okay?
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Not that I would know anything.
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I mean, I don't know Debbie's motives.
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Maybe Debbie's dying too.
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Do you think
we should get her number?
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We can hook you guys up.
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- I hope everything was
okay for you guys tonight.
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- Actually, Debbie. Look,
we found a wild Debbie.
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What are the odds of that?
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Everything was not okay for us.
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- I can run and get you a replacement.
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- Oh, no, no, no. We don't
need anything like that.
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It's just-I don't know
if I should say it here.
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I mean, I don't wanna cause a panic.
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Oh, well I can get a manager
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if it's that important.
I can go get my manager.
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- Alright, Debbie. Why
don't you take a seat?
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Just take a seat, talk about it. Okay?
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Okay.
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- Okay. So, you know the raccoons
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that have been terrorizing
the city?
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I mean, attacking people,
terrorizing places.
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Well, I-I don't wanna be
the one to break this to you
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but I was in the bathroom earlier
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and I mean, beautiful bathroom by the way.
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Five stars on Google reviews.
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But I did see
a big raccoon in there.
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- That's impossible.
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- Well, you know. Old buildings
like this, sometimes hard
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with the upkeep and those
little trash pandas will really
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sneak into anywhere.
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Especially if foods involved.
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00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,446
I just think this is really
something that, you know,
260
00:21:35,470 --> 00:21:37,456
we should keep between like, us girls.
261
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,446
'Cause if, you know,
public got wind of this
262
00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:46,186
and then people start to talk,
somebody leaks to the news,
263
00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:47,656
health inspector would be in here, I mean,
264
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,396
faster than I could snap my fingers
265
00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:52,606
and you know, people
would lose their jobs.
266
00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:56,640
You know,
business suicide essentially.
267
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,526
Do you get what I'm saying? Debbie?
268
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:03,136
- What do you want me to do?
269
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,016
- Well, I'm thinking
we're just gonna slip out
270
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,726
that door really quietly.
271
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,796
And the bill you brought
over can slip into
272
00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:11,901
the trash quietly.
273
00:22:11,925 --> 00:22:14,467
I- I can't do that.
274
00:22:16,510 --> 00:22:18,517
- That's a shame Debbie.
275
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,646
Alright everybody!
276
00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:23,596
I'm gonna need everyone to just stay calm!
277
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:24,738
Just stay calm!
278
00:22:24,762 --> 00:22:26,260
Okay. Okay.
279
00:22:26,284 --> 00:22:27,893
Just stay calm.
280
00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:31,306
- Okay. Okay.
281
00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:32,330
- Stay calm.
282
00:22:33,755 --> 00:22:35,680
Stay calm.
283
00:22:35,704 --> 00:22:38,488
Cause it is Debbie's birthday!
284
00:22:38,512 --> 00:22:39,838
Happy Birthday!
285
00:22:48,015 --> 00:22:49,399
- Happy birthday, Debbie.
286
00:22:49,423 --> 00:22:50,623
- Thank you.
287
00:23:15,850 --> 00:23:18,259
We have to
remember to turn onto Landis,
288
00:23:18,283 --> 00:23:19,134
not Walton.
289
00:23:19,158 --> 00:23:21,567
I've been hearing really
bad things about Walton.
290
00:23:22,690 --> 00:23:24,635
They found Ralph
Eddington in a dumpster.
291
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,906
- Ralph always sleeps in
the dumpster on Walton.
292
00:23:28,930 --> 00:23:32,476
- Okay, but you know that
Italian restaurant down there
293
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,336
that throws their
leftovers in the dumpster?
294
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,169
- Yeah, Pagniano's.
295
00:23:36,193 --> 00:23:37,452
- Well, let's just say
296
00:23:37,476 --> 00:23:39,946
that they had a very
difficult time figuring out
297
00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:43,306
what was Ralph and what was leftovers.
298
00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:45,776
And they serve mostly spaghetti.
299
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,906
- What would do something like that?
300
00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:50,996
- Probably raccoons. They gang up on you.
301
00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:53,275
And once that happens, it's game over.
302
00:23:54,290 --> 00:23:57,103
The real question is, do
they wash their victims?
303
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,198
That's just morbid.
304
00:24:01,215 --> 00:24:02,996
And highly impossible.
305
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:05,968
- It's true!
- They travel in packs.
306
00:24:05,992 --> 00:24:08,816
One day, those little
trash bandits are going
307
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,916
to bring this city to it's knees.
308
00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:12,746
Do you realize
how silly you sound
309
00:24:12,770 --> 00:24:14,148
right now by saying that?
310
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,486
You wanna
hear something really funny?
311
00:24:17,510 --> 00:24:20,516
- Why do the raccoons remember the Alamo?
312
00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:22,771
- Enough with the
fucking raccoons already!
313
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,806
- Come on, indulge me.
314
00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:28,166
- Why do the raccoons
remember the Alamo, Constance?
315
00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:30,847
- Because David Crockett
wore a Coonskin hat.
316
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,806
- Well, that's not funny though.
317
00:24:33,830 --> 00:24:35,742
A joke is supposed to be funny.
318
00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:37,418
- How is that not funny?
319
00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:40,856
- It's inherently unfunny.
320
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,553
It's kind of facts. Like history.
321
00:24:44,690 --> 00:24:47,093
Okay, what about
this one then? Knock. Knock.
322
00:24:47,117 --> 00:24:49,100
Oh, fucking hell!
323
00:24:51,606 --> 00:24:52,606
- What?
324
00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:58,073
- Isn't that the Italian restaurant?
325
00:24:59,570 --> 00:25:02,750
- Yeah. So that would make this...
326
00:25:04,608 --> 00:25:05,750
Fuck.
327
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,796
Well, that's scary.
328
00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:16,948
- Yeah, if I was pregnant, I
would've pushed a baby out.
329
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,916
- I'm concerned that when you get scared,
330
00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:22,591
you clench your vagina that hard.
331
00:25:22,615 --> 00:25:23,615
- What? You don't.
332
00:25:23,639 --> 00:25:25,807
- Not hard enough to push a baby out.
333
00:25:29,660 --> 00:25:30,688
- What was that?
334
00:25:30,712 --> 00:25:33,176
- Did you just fill
your pants with uterus?
335
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,200
- Yeah.
336
00:25:39,230 --> 00:25:41,113
That-that's a raccoon, right?
337
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,062
They can get really big, right?
338
00:25:45,980 --> 00:25:46,980
- Yeah.
339
00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:49,736
Yeah. My uncle used to tell me about
340
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,002
ones all the time that got
341
00:25:51,026 --> 00:25:53,167
big enough they couldn't climb trees.
342
00:25:54,590 --> 00:25:56,460
They would just snap
the branches right off.
343
00:25:58,130 --> 00:26:00,255
Big. Branches.
344
00:26:01,089 --> 00:26:02,898
Okay. Back away slowly Sketch.
345
00:26:02,922 --> 00:26:04,426
- Okay.
346
00:26:04,450 --> 00:26:05,450
Okay.
347
00:26:09,613 --> 00:26:11,263
- Put your chest out, look confident.
348
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,513
I didn't say rocket
your boobs forward just-
349
00:26:15,537 --> 00:26:16,347
Easy.
350
00:26:16,371 --> 00:26:18,542
- Okay. Okay.
351
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,927
What is it? That's not a raccoon.
352
00:26:27,770 --> 00:26:30,436
It's a dog.
353
00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:31,976
It's gotta be a stray. I mean,
354
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:32,996
they're in the alleys all the time.
355
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:35,975
I have to chase 'em
away from the cat bowls.
356
00:26:38,504 --> 00:26:39,504
Ow!
357
00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:46,030
- What kind of stray dog has
fucking yellow eyes Constance?
358
00:26:46,378 --> 00:26:48,426
- The kind that's not
supposed to be in the alleys
359
00:26:48,450 --> 00:26:49,506
in the middle of a city.
360
00:26:49,530 --> 00:26:50,941
That's for damn sure.
361
00:27:04,133 --> 00:27:05,133
Run!
362
00:27:32,095 --> 00:27:33,586
Come on, quick! Sketch!
363
00:27:42,295 --> 00:27:43,620
My pills!
364
00:27:44,559 --> 00:27:46,425
- Leave them Sketch! We'll get more.
365
00:27:46,449 --> 00:27:48,040
Let's go!
366
00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:41,860
What are you doing?
367
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,370
- Checking to see if my
boobs are still there.
368
00:28:46,650 --> 00:28:49,167
It feels like they
exploded out of the side
369
00:28:49,191 --> 00:28:50,282
when I fell.
370
00:28:58,140 --> 00:28:59,166
- When are we gonna be able
371
00:28:59,190 --> 00:29:01,236
to talk about what just happened?
372
00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:04,776
- Never. I don't wanna
talk about that ever.
373
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,756
You never
wanna talk about the fact
374
00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:09,246
that we just got chased by
a wolf in the same alley
375
00:29:09,270 --> 00:29:11,646
that Ralph turned into spaghetti?
376
00:29:11,670 --> 00:29:12,670
No.
377
00:29:13,653 --> 00:29:15,529
Or about why a wolf was in
378
00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:16,967
that alley in the first place?
379
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:19,060
- Nope.
380
00:29:20,532 --> 00:29:23,886
- The wolf was huge Sketch!
381
00:29:23,910 --> 00:29:27,006
It was massive. Wolves don't get that big!
382
00:29:27,030 --> 00:29:29,376
It was as big as a Dodge!
383
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,210
You don't think that warrants
384
00:29:30,234 --> 00:29:31,824
some kind of discussion?
385
00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:34,230
- Definitely not.
386
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,893
- So what, then?
387
00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:47,206
- I wanna talk about how
I just blew out a tit.
388
00:29:47,230 --> 00:29:50,206
Seriously!
Come look at this thing.
389
00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:54,796
We just got
chased by a fucking werewolf
390
00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:56,948
and you want me to come
look at your boobs?
391
00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:01,114
- It's not like it's a damn
peep show Constance.
392
00:30:01,138 --> 00:30:03,221
But seriously. Come look!
393
00:30:05,590 --> 00:30:07,365
- I'm not looking.
394
00:30:09,598 --> 00:30:12,046
- Are you seriously going
to do this right now?
395
00:30:12,070 --> 00:30:14,746
- You don't wanna talk about
our scary werewolf attack.
396
00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:17,191
So I don't wanna look
at your broke-ass tit.
397
00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:19,200
- Werewolves are not real.
398
00:30:20,057 --> 00:30:22,974
- Yes they are. And I can
prove it.
399
00:30:22,998 --> 00:30:25,107
- Can you? Really?
400
00:30:25,131 --> 00:30:26,557
- Yes. I can.
401
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,706
Your boob still hurt?
402
00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:35,732
- Yep.
403
00:30:46,690 --> 00:30:49,021
- Yeah, that looks pretty messed up.
404
00:30:49,045 --> 00:30:51,286
But I don't know what it's
supposed to look like.
405
00:30:51,310 --> 00:30:52,613
I've never seen it before.
406
00:30:54,122 --> 00:30:56,266
Well, maybe if
you hadn't friend zoned me,
407
00:30:56,290 --> 00:30:57,567
you might have.
408
00:30:57,591 --> 00:30:58,751
Percy Williams.
409
00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:02,725
Do not make me punch you in
your busted-ass, mutant tit.
410
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,450
What?
411
00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:10,198
Did they call you? Why
are you in front of the line?
412
00:31:11,890 --> 00:31:16,175
Get behind the line!
It's what the sign says
413
00:31:29,571 --> 00:31:32,006
- It-It's not outrageous to think-
414
00:31:32,030 --> 00:31:33,772
- That a bear
came out of the woods
415
00:31:33,796 --> 00:31:35,012
and into the city
416
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:40,696
because he had a lack of
food options or forestation?
417
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,069
That's just convoluted, Sketch.
418
00:31:42,093 --> 00:31:44,411
But there has to
be some type of explanation
419
00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:47,277
for a wolf, a jumbo sized wolf,
420
00:31:47,301 --> 00:31:50,836
to just be roaming the streets.
421
00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:51,932
- You mean a werewolf.
422
00:31:51,956 --> 00:31:53,951
I told you I
don't believe in werewolves.
423
00:31:53,975 --> 00:31:56,692
And I told
you that I can prove it.
424
00:32:10,933 --> 00:32:14,446
Demons, poltergeists, vampires.
425
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:18,912
Lake Erie Sea Monster.
426
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:24,766
- Lake Erie Sea Monster?
427
00:32:24,790 --> 00:32:28,138
It's a lake. How could
it be a sea monster?
428
00:32:28,162 --> 00:32:29,862
I mean, I guess if
429
00:32:29,886 --> 00:32:32,929
you just wanna live in a world
430
00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:35,536
where you pretend that
unicorns don't exist,
431
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,516
then, that's fine.
432
00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:39,382
Unicorns are real?
433
00:32:39,406 --> 00:32:41,666
- Page 465.
434
00:32:41,690 --> 00:32:44,038
Evidence on 467 through 470!
435
00:32:48,950 --> 00:32:52,376
- No. No. No, no.
436
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,961
I'm not gonna let you do the
things that you do.
437
00:32:54,985 --> 00:32:57,044
Like you do to everybody else.
438
00:32:57,068 --> 00:32:59,306
Like, you did the waitress. No.
439
00:32:59,330 --> 00:33:00,755
- Debbie?
440
00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:02,906
Yes, Debbie.
441
00:33:02,930 --> 00:33:04,572
- Debbie was a peach.
442
00:33:04,596 --> 00:33:09,448
- You made her believe that
there was some raccoon monster
443
00:33:09,472 --> 00:33:12,028
just so you could get what you wanted.
444
00:33:13,310 --> 00:33:17,546
- Look, this isn't a dine
and ditch con, Sketch.
445
00:33:17,570 --> 00:33:18,904
Okay?
446
00:33:18,928 --> 00:33:23,581
You were there, you saw it.
It was a thing, a real thing.
447
00:33:23,605 --> 00:33:26,672
And I know that you've accepted
448
00:33:26,696 --> 00:33:27,756
that you're dying.
449
00:33:27,780 --> 00:33:32,696
And you just wanna sit here
and chill and listen to music
450
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,436
and do your drawings.
451
00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:38,216
But there are people out
there, people like us
452
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,716
who are going to die.
453
00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:42,300
And I don't think that
they're prepared for that.
454
00:33:46,790 --> 00:33:50,288
- But downtown's that way.
455
00:33:51,620 --> 00:33:54,325
You just pointed to the woods.
456
00:33:58,428 --> 00:34:01,524
Ow! You bitch!
457
00:34:01,548 --> 00:34:03,536
- Ow! You punched me in the tit!
458
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,389
- Well, you did it first!
459
00:34:05,413 --> 00:34:06,758
- Well, you were being an asshole
460
00:34:06,782 --> 00:34:08,375
and you weren't listening to me.
461
00:34:09,542 --> 00:34:11,906
In retrospect, I should
punched you in the ass.
462
00:34:11,930 --> 00:34:15,039
- So you want me to spend
my last dying days-
463
00:34:15,063 --> 00:34:17,543
- Months! You have like, months.
464
00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:20,568
Hunting down
an oversized, overgrown,
465
00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:22,151
rabid dog with you?
466
00:34:22,175 --> 00:34:23,306
- And saving lives.
467
00:34:23,330 --> 00:34:24,716
Don't forget the saving lives part.
468
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:28,277
I think that was the most
important part of my pitch.
469
00:34:29,930 --> 00:34:31,774
God, that hurt.
470
00:34:31,798 --> 00:34:33,623
- Yeah, mine did too.
471
00:34:38,630 --> 00:34:41,936
- So what is it? Are we
going to start some legacy?
472
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,506
Or are you gonna sit in bed and slowly die
473
00:34:45,530 --> 00:34:47,778
and become a statistic
for some college person
474
00:34:47,802 --> 00:34:50,502
to put in their paper
about 'saving the homeless'?
475
00:34:53,330 --> 00:34:55,931
- Fuck that college kid.
476
00:34:55,955 --> 00:34:57,055
- Yeah.
477
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:03,482
- So, what do we do next?
478
00:35:07,802 --> 00:35:11,615
So, you wanna jump in the
big old dumpster of death?
479
00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:17,126
- I distinctly heard that
dumpster lid slam shut last night.
480
00:35:17,150 --> 00:35:20,126
So, what if our overgrown werewolf buddy
481
00:35:20,150 --> 00:35:23,126
is sleeping in the dumpster?
482
00:35:23,150 --> 00:35:25,680
- That's a widely drawn conclusion.
483
00:35:26,570 --> 00:35:29,994
What if it's a dingo? Yeah,
a dingo.
484
00:35:30,018 --> 00:35:32,027
Scavenger-ing for food.
485
00:35:32,051 --> 00:35:33,260
- A dingo?
486
00:35:34,820 --> 00:35:38,736
- Yeah, a dingo. They eat anything.
487
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,833
Bones, babies. All of it.
488
00:35:40,857 --> 00:35:45,186
- First, it was a big raccoon.
Then it was a big bear.
489
00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:46,896
Now it's a big dingo?
490
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,086
- That seems about right.
491
00:35:49,110 --> 00:35:52,866
- And I'm the one with the
widely drawn conclusions?
492
00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:56,046
- It's not a widely drawn conclusion.
493
00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:58,278
They used to have the animal
planet on at the
494
00:35:58,302 --> 00:36:00,516
cancer center all the time.
495
00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:02,796
- So now you're an expert on dingoes
496
00:36:02,820 --> 00:36:04,538
because you watched the animal planet.
497
00:36:07,890 --> 00:36:10,733
- It was a very informative documentary.
498
00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:14,336
- I'm not doing this.
499
00:36:15,370 --> 00:36:17,120
- Wait, wait.
500
00:36:19,413 --> 00:36:20,697
I thought you meant,
501
00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:23,189
when you said 'I'm not
doing this', that you're not
502
00:36:23,213 --> 00:36:25,545
going to jump into the
big dumpster of death,
503
00:36:25,569 --> 00:36:27,936
but you're walking towards it!
504
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,758
- Regardless of what overgrown animal
505
00:36:30,782 --> 00:36:32,796
you think you saw the other night,
506
00:36:32,820 --> 00:36:34,356
We have to go look in there
507
00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:36,645
and see if there's any
stuff that can help us.
508
00:36:37,950 --> 00:36:40,446
- By stuff you mean evidence?
509
00:36:40,470 --> 00:36:42,867
- Sure. If you wanna go all CSI with it.
510
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,546
- That's just a technical term.
511
00:36:47,437 --> 00:36:48,816
That doesn't matter.
512
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,109
What matters is,
513
00:36:50,133 --> 00:36:53,602
what if that thing is
still in there right now?
514
00:37:00,415 --> 00:37:02,057
Is that blood?
515
00:37:14,935 --> 00:37:16,926
- What the hell, Sketch?
516
00:37:16,950 --> 00:37:19,056
- So, you're just gonna
stick your finger in some
517
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,646
stranger's blood?
518
00:37:20,670 --> 00:37:22,581
- Well, yeah. How else
am I supposed to tell
519
00:37:22,605 --> 00:37:24,756
if it's blood or spaghetti sauce?
520
00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:27,306
- How are you supposed
to do that? Taste it?
521
00:37:27,330 --> 00:37:28,282
- Maybe.
522
00:37:28,306 --> 00:37:29,758
Ew.
523
00:37:29,782 --> 00:37:31,351
Do you know the mouth full of
524
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,700
bloodborne diseases you can catch?
525
00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:37,206
- It's what they always do in the movies.
526
00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:38,678
The blood taste test.
527
00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:41,076
- That's because it's fake
528
00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:44,436
and it's not AIDs blood in the movies.
529
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,460
Huh.
530
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,562
Huh. I never thought about that.
531
00:37:50,586 --> 00:37:53,586
- You're gonna have worse
things to think about if
532
00:37:53,610 --> 00:37:55,382
that thing is still in there.
533
00:37:57,270 --> 00:37:59,921
- Well, there's an easy way to find out.
534
00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:01,529
- Constance, no!
535
00:38:01,553 --> 00:38:02,703
Hello?
536
00:38:02,727 --> 00:38:06,853
Big werewolf, raccoon, bear, dingo.
537
00:38:06,877 --> 00:38:08,734
Are you in there?
538
00:38:08,758 --> 00:38:09,894
We met you last night
539
00:38:09,918 --> 00:38:12,188
and we are very upset
that you did not call.
540
00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:22,377
See? No big monster in
the dumpster o' death.
541
00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:35,562
Is your uterus still in your body?
542
00:38:35,586 --> 00:38:36,644
- Barely.
543
00:38:38,093 --> 00:38:41,866
- You'd think for somebody
that has accepted their death,
544
00:38:41,890 --> 00:38:43,516
you would be a little less scared.
545
00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:45,886
Knowing I'm going to die
546
00:38:45,910 --> 00:38:48,166
and being straight murdered
547
00:38:48,190 --> 00:38:52,666
by a dingo in an alley are
inherently different things.
548
00:38:52,690 --> 00:38:55,066
- Hmm. Same outcome.
549
00:38:55,090 --> 00:38:56,498
Come get me a boost.
550
00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:59,506
- You're still gonna go in there?
551
00:38:59,530 --> 00:39:01,481
We need the stuff.
552
00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:03,524
- Evidence.
553
00:39:03,548 --> 00:39:05,215
Whatever.
554
00:39:18,820 --> 00:39:21,436
It's really dark in here.
555
00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:25,186
What did you
expect? It's a dumpster.
556
00:39:25,210 --> 00:39:27,076
- Can you stay still?
557
00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:30,048
- I don't-I don't think I can carry you
558
00:39:30,072 --> 00:39:31,505
any longer.
559
00:39:40,450 --> 00:39:42,775
Oh my God, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
560
00:39:42,799 --> 00:39:44,032
Constance!
561
00:39:54,097 --> 00:39:56,796
- God. It's disgusting in here.
562
00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:01,393
I am buying you weights! Okay?
563
00:40:03,070 --> 00:40:04,253
- Are you okay?
564
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,685
- God, it stinks.
565
00:40:11,168 --> 00:40:15,585
Where is the flashlight?
566
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,766
Get me out of here!
567
00:40:45,790 --> 00:40:48,016
Get me out of here right now!
568
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,945
- I'm gonna find-I gotta find something.
569
00:40:52,345 --> 00:40:53,992
- Get me out now!
570
00:40:55,390 --> 00:40:58,374
There's AIDs! AIDs
everywhere! AIDs soup!
571
00:40:58,398 --> 00:41:00,106
Get me out Sketch!
572
00:41:00,130 --> 00:41:01,885
- I'm gonna throw you my bra!
573
00:41:03,635 --> 00:41:05,584
- Sketch! Come on!
574
00:41:11,199 --> 00:41:12,654
Sketch?!
575
00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,569
Oh my god. I'm gonna die in here.
576
00:41:14,593 --> 00:41:16,584
I'm gonna die in here covered in AIDs.
577
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,647
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
578
00:41:32,050 --> 00:41:34,022
- Nah, I'm-I'm good.
579
00:41:37,176 --> 00:41:39,525
Well, what the hell happened in there?
580
00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:43,170
- Hell. Hell happened in there!
581
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,107
And that thing is born of it.
582
00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:54,740
[("Hustlaz Creed" by Black Wolf]
583
00:42:43,345 --> 00:42:45,536
- Is there a Bad Religion concert tonight
584
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,646
or something that I don't know about?
585
00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:50,546
- When I broke out
of Red Crow, I kind of
586
00:42:50,570 --> 00:42:52,706
took Gloria's bag to piss her off.
587
00:42:52,730 --> 00:42:56,833
And since my clothes are
covered in AIDs and Ralph.
588
00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:02,407
- You like them because they're hers.
589
00:43:02,431 --> 00:43:03,333
Come on, Sketch.
590
00:43:03,357 --> 00:43:05,223
Are we really gonna do the
whole 'save the princess'
591
00:43:05,247 --> 00:43:06,322
rhetoric again?
592
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,166
- You're the one
wearing her clothes now.
593
00:43:10,190 --> 00:43:12,566
So that means you're thinking it.
594
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,362
I'm just the only one saying it.
595
00:43:18,230 --> 00:43:20,281
- This girl is the furthest thing
596
00:43:20,305 --> 00:43:21,888
from a damsel in distress.
597
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,372
Trust me.
598
00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:26,462
I mean, who do you
think taught me how to fight?
599
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,756
- Yet, you've managed to lose
the only picture you had.
600
00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:35,178
- I still remember it. In here.
601
00:43:38,510 --> 00:43:40,406
- Memories fade.
602
00:43:40,430 --> 00:43:41,988
And so do people.
603
00:43:42,938 --> 00:43:44,738
Do you want me to give you another one
604
00:43:44,762 --> 00:43:47,325
of my dying girl speeches again?
605
00:43:48,380 --> 00:43:50,748
- Life's too short. Blah blah blah.
606
00:43:50,772 --> 00:43:53,846
Be grateful you have somebody. Yada yada.
607
00:43:53,870 --> 00:43:55,703
Think I'm gonna pass today.
608
00:43:58,020 --> 00:43:59,906
- Seriously, Constance.
609
00:43:59,930 --> 00:44:03,356
People aren't the only thing that die.
610
00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:07,955
I mean, everything has a
timer on it that's just
611
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:11,346
tick, tick, ticking away.
612
00:44:11,370 --> 00:44:15,585
People, places, things, emotions.
613
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,324
And we're not always gonna be
fortunate enough
614
00:44:19,348 --> 00:44:22,197
to know when that timer is going to stop.
615
00:44:24,290 --> 00:44:28,916
Ask yourself, do you
wanna be the asshole that
616
00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:33,246
shows up and she says
you're just too late?
617
00:44:33,270 --> 00:44:35,412
Even if it's just a minute late.
618
00:44:45,210 --> 00:44:47,001
- Should have gone into writing.
619
00:45:24,575 --> 00:45:25,737
Kitties?
620
00:45:28,561 --> 00:45:30,002
Cats?
621
00:45:43,765 --> 00:45:45,590
Constance's cats?
622
00:46:26,805 --> 00:46:29,978
- That's a G. For Gloria.
623
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:40,365
Hey C.
624
00:46:41,595 --> 00:46:43,787
Hey C.
625
00:46:43,811 --> 00:46:45,671
Hey C.
626
00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:50,230
Hey C.
627
00:46:52,554 --> 00:46:56,831
I know I'm really bad
628
00:46:56,855 --> 00:46:58,238
at saying I'm sorry
629
00:46:58,262 --> 00:47:02,748
and I am not sure you'll even see this.
630
00:47:02,772 --> 00:47:07,386
Or if you'll wanna see it.
631
00:47:07,410 --> 00:47:11,458
In fact, if you are seeing it,
it probably means you left.
632
00:47:16,687 --> 00:47:18,511
Oh hell.
633
00:47:21,285 --> 00:47:26,233
Okay, so if you are
watching this, without me,
634
00:47:28,710 --> 00:47:31,963
it means I'm probably not with you at all.
635
00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:48,623
Kitties?
636
00:47:50,995 --> 00:47:55,380
Okay. Count backwards from 10.
637
00:47:56,287 --> 00:47:59,893
It always worked in treatments. Okay.
638
00:48:00,928 --> 00:48:05,928
Ten. Nine. Eight.
639
00:48:06,711 --> 00:48:10,653
Seven. Six.
640
00:48:10,677 --> 00:48:14,823
Five. Four.
641
00:48:14,847 --> 00:48:17,122
Three.
642
00:48:17,146 --> 00:48:18,587
Two.
643
00:48:19,686 --> 00:48:21,244
One.
644
00:48:25,765 --> 00:48:28,422
Okay. Okay.
645
00:48:34,060 --> 00:48:35,068
- Look.
646
00:48:36,493 --> 00:48:38,236
I know.
647
00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:41,986
I know I say some really
stupid shit when I'm mad
648
00:48:42,010 --> 00:48:44,926
and that I don't always
say I'm sorry when I do.
649
00:48:44,950 --> 00:48:47,460
So I guess I-
650
00:48:49,615 --> 00:48:51,850
So I guess I just wanted to say
651
00:48:54,850 --> 00:48:56,266
I'm sorry.
652
00:48:56,290 --> 00:49:00,856
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. For once.
653
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,540
I messed up everything.
654
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,865
Stupid, stupid words.
655
00:49:09,910 --> 00:49:12,523
I thought that maybe using some
656
00:49:14,650 --> 00:49:18,415
really smart words would be a good start.
657
00:49:23,275 --> 00:49:26,143
And I don't know if these are even smart.
658
00:49:31,390 --> 00:49:32,728
I'm really embarrassed
to play this for you.
659
00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:33,953
I can't even do it live.
660
00:49:37,810 --> 00:49:42,700
This is um-Actually, I don't even know.
661
00:49:44,020 --> 00:49:45,487
I'm bad at naming these.
662
00:49:45,511 --> 00:49:48,319
That's why I always had you do it.
663
00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:54,662
If you think of one maybe-
664
00:49:56,012 --> 00:49:57,708
Maybe come tell me.
665
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,108
You know where to find me. Right?
666
00:50:09,015 --> 00:50:11,083
I can't believe
I'm doing this. Okay.
667
00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:21,596
♪ It's tough for me to do this now ♪
668
00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:25,251
♪ Came to me without a warning ♪
669
00:50:25,275 --> 00:50:28,576
♪ Apocalyptic with no sound ♪
670
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,936
♪ I think my heart might be in mourning ♪
671
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,656
♪ Told you I'd be okay ♪
672
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:40,216
♪ Didn't tell you it was code for hardly ♪
673
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:44,276
♪ Do I purposely lose my way ♪
674
00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:48,575
♪ Can't seem to finish
anything I've started ♪
675
00:50:48,599 --> 00:50:50,040
- Kitties.
676
00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:54,475
This is stupid.
677
00:50:55,708 --> 00:50:58,074
I don't even like those dumb cats.
678
00:51:00,290 --> 00:51:04,901
I mean one cat, maybe
two so they can friends.
679
00:51:04,925 --> 00:51:08,913
But who needs dozens and dozens of cats?
680
00:51:09,950 --> 00:51:11,658
Shit Constance.
681
00:51:12,858 --> 00:51:13,999
Kitties.
682
00:51:16,048 --> 00:51:17,048
Kitties.
683
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:21,381
Oh shit. Calm down, Sketch.
684
00:51:21,405 --> 00:51:22,546
Cigarettes.
685
00:51:48,603 --> 00:51:49,844
The fuck is that?
686
00:52:38,015 --> 00:52:39,898
♪ Don't say a word
687
00:52:39,922 --> 00:52:44,454
♪ Mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird ♪
688
00:52:44,478 --> 00:52:49,089
♪ And if that mocking bird don't sing ♪
689
00:52:49,113 --> 00:52:54,113
♪ Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ♪
690
00:52:54,721 --> 00:52:59,704
♪ And if that diamond ring don't shine ♪
691
00:53:06,629 --> 00:53:07,629
Hey!
692
00:53:08,645 --> 00:53:10,717
Don't eat me, please!
693
00:53:10,741 --> 00:53:12,642
Don't eat me please!
694
00:53:12,666 --> 00:53:14,324
- What happened to you?
695
00:53:15,505 --> 00:53:16,614
Who did this to you?
696
00:53:16,638 --> 00:53:19,200
Stop touching
it! It's not mine!
697
00:53:19,224 --> 00:53:21,474
You're gonna AIDs!
698
00:53:23,810 --> 00:53:25,908
- What do you mean it's not yours?
699
00:53:28,710 --> 00:53:30,580
Whose is it, Sketch?
700
00:53:33,795 --> 00:53:35,507
- They're outside.
701
00:53:53,970 --> 00:53:56,106
You could have stayed inside.
702
00:53:56,130 --> 00:53:57,812
How would you
know where to go then?
703
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,408
- I'm pretty sure the
trail of 100 dead cats
704
00:54:01,432 --> 00:54:03,245
is gonna be pretty self-evident.
705
00:54:06,030 --> 00:54:08,376
- How could I let you
come out here by yourself?
706
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,907
What if something went wrong?
707
00:54:11,130 --> 00:54:13,716
- Right now, the only thing
that's going wrong is the fact
708
00:54:13,740 --> 00:54:15,216
that I have no oxygen.
709
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:17,136
Seriously Sketch, you gotta
stop with the hood thing!
710
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,968
- Sorry.
711
00:54:18,992 --> 00:54:20,818
- You're gonna kill me long before this
712
00:54:20,842 --> 00:54:23,812
were-raccoon-bear-wolf does.
713
00:54:28,710 --> 00:54:30,936
That's a lot of cats.
714
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,043
I told you.
715
00:54:37,991 --> 00:54:39,758
- That. What is that?
716
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:42,880
I don't know.
717
00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:49,542
- So who's walking over the sea of cats?
718
00:54:51,270 --> 00:54:52,571
Assuming it's not gonna be you?
719
00:54:52,595 --> 00:54:54,141
- What?
720
00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:56,286
- I mean you're covered in enough cat
721
00:54:56,310 --> 00:54:58,685
that you could probably
try out for the musical.
722
00:55:12,210 --> 00:55:14,787
You don't seem as
upset as you should be.
723
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:17,258
- I get that a lot.
724
00:55:18,667 --> 00:55:20,856
- What does that mean exactly?
725
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,980
- It means that I'm a cold bitch.
726
00:55:24,371 --> 00:55:25,946
I don't think so.
727
00:55:31,770 --> 00:55:34,470
- That was a cat head. Sorry little guy.
728
00:55:42,570 --> 00:55:46,570
That is-that is a bra.
729
00:55:48,030 --> 00:55:51,574
I think that's your
bra. That we left in-
730
00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:53,286
- The dumpster!
731
00:55:53,310 --> 00:55:54,352
- Yes.
732
00:55:55,693 --> 00:55:58,956
Which means that that
thing tracked us back here.
733
00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:00,900
- Do you really think it followed us home?
734
00:56:01,890 --> 00:56:03,876
- Unless your bra grew legs
735
00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:06,426
and walked itself over here,
then I think the answer to
736
00:56:06,450 --> 00:56:08,292
that question is a resounding yes.
737
00:56:10,230 --> 00:56:11,587
It's here, isn't it?
738
00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:15,799
- It's definitely here.
739
00:56:22,890 --> 00:56:24,348
Do see anything?
740
00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,895
I can't see
it through the tree line.
741
00:56:39,895 --> 00:56:41,613
Here boy!
742
00:56:41,637 --> 00:56:43,445
You want a milk bone?
743
00:56:43,469 --> 00:56:46,096
- What the hell are you doing?
744
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,120
- Shut up.
745
00:56:49,630 --> 00:56:51,196
I've never been into guys.
746
00:56:51,220 --> 00:56:54,256
And if I were, you definitely
wouldn't be my type.
747
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,990
- Now is not the time
for you to be acting punny.
748
00:56:59,350 --> 00:57:02,109
- Now is not the time to argue
with me about my bad jokes.
749
00:57:06,350 --> 00:57:07,350
Run!
750
00:57:30,594 --> 00:57:31,997
Sketch!
751
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,040
Sketch!
752
00:57:45,220 --> 00:57:46,220
Sketch!
753
00:57:47,745 --> 00:57:48,745
Sketch!
754
00:58:05,498 --> 00:58:06,498
Sketch?
755
00:58:26,012 --> 00:58:27,120
Hey asshole!
756
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,245
Come on
Sketch. We're almost there.
757
00:59:06,655 --> 00:59:07,730
Take your coat off.
758
00:59:07,754 --> 00:59:08,754
Okay.
759
00:59:14,325 --> 00:59:17,558
Did... Did we kill it?
760
00:59:22,190 --> 00:59:25,076
- Verdict's still out on how to do that,
761
00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:27,977
but he definitely has a hole
where it's eye used to be.
762
00:59:29,270 --> 00:59:32,636
- He? Who's he?
763
00:59:32,660 --> 00:59:35,900
- He? The wolf-badger that
was using you as a Kong?
764
00:59:37,430 --> 00:59:39,090
That's not a he.
765
00:59:40,172 --> 00:59:44,045
That didn't have a penis though.
766
00:59:44,995 --> 00:59:46,886
- Okay. Well, I'm no doctor
767
00:59:46,910 --> 00:59:49,529
but I'm pretty sure I can tell
when somebody's in shock.
768
00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:51,716
And you're textbook right now.
769
00:59:51,740 --> 00:59:54,510
- I never wanted to die alone, you know?
770
00:59:56,186 --> 00:59:58,843
It was nice that you were there.
771
01:00:01,274 --> 01:00:02,690
It was nice.
772
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:04,817
- Get some rest.
773
01:01:34,315 --> 01:01:35,831
Holy shit!
774
01:01:37,181 --> 01:01:39,073
They die like anything else.
775
01:02:05,355 --> 01:02:06,588
- Constance?
776
01:02:08,113 --> 01:02:09,237
Constance?
777
01:02:17,451 --> 01:02:19,051
The hell is that?
778
01:02:22,350 --> 01:02:24,246
Werewolf dead.
779
01:02:24,270 --> 01:02:25,956
Nothing to worry about.
780
01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:29,602
Went to get Gloria. Constance.
781
01:02:31,170 --> 01:02:34,612
P.S. Don't eat my meow mix.
782
01:02:43,183 --> 01:02:44,887
That's nasty.
783
01:03:16,620 --> 01:03:17,620
Shit.
784
01:03:27,735 --> 01:03:29,202
- Hey! What ya doing?
785
01:03:30,992 --> 01:03:32,767
Oh. Oh, come here-
786
01:03:33,990 --> 01:03:35,266
Oh. You think you're smart.
787
01:03:35,290 --> 01:03:38,496
Do you? Do you,
huh? Oh, come on bitch.
788
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:39,520
You about ready?
789
01:03:40,328 --> 01:03:42,420
Okay, we're gonna
see how you do now. Huh?
790
01:03:53,342 --> 01:03:55,434
Up yours you bitch!
791
01:03:55,458 --> 01:03:56,880
I'll get you.
792
01:08:36,901 --> 01:08:38,718
No fucking way. Come on.
793
01:08:49,349 --> 01:08:50,349
Fuck.
794
01:08:53,515 --> 01:08:54,781
It's too late.
795
01:09:33,642 --> 01:09:34,642
Sketch?
796
01:09:38,495 --> 01:09:39,578
Sketch?
797
01:13:00,319 --> 01:13:03,418
Who the hell
reorganizes a damn murder alley?
798
01:13:23,730 --> 01:13:25,330
Smells terrible.
799
01:13:28,140 --> 01:13:30,412
- You do know that's how you get AIDs?
800
01:13:33,990 --> 01:13:36,266
- Yeah, I hear that a lot.
801
01:13:36,290 --> 01:13:38,298
Oh shit. It's you.
802
01:13:40,225 --> 01:13:41,370
- I hear that a lot.
803
01:13:53,010 --> 01:13:54,010
Sorry.
804
01:13:54,967 --> 01:13:59,935
I'm all out of DMT. I'm
all outta meth. But,
805
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:05,740
do have some of that toilet PCP though.
806
01:14:08,575 --> 01:14:09,675
If you're lookin' for Drew,
807
01:14:10,941 --> 01:14:12,832
he ain't looking
too good these days.
808
01:14:14,274 --> 01:14:17,416
Stunk up the whole block
earlier when the sun was out.
809
01:14:17,440 --> 01:14:19,032
- Andrew?
810
01:14:19,056 --> 01:14:20,626
Yeah.
811
01:14:20,650 --> 01:14:22,708
That bucket of chum over
there used to be Drew.
812
01:14:23,967 --> 01:14:25,284
Till he got sick.
813
01:14:27,100 --> 01:14:28,327
That ain't Drew no more.
814
01:14:29,876 --> 01:14:31,319
'Cept maybe to us.
815
01:14:31,343 --> 01:14:33,193
You keep saying he
816
01:14:33,217 --> 01:14:35,728
but the thing in there is a she.
817
01:14:35,752 --> 01:14:37,440
- I don't care if he look like Chewbacca.
818
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:41,032
That's still Drew to me. I
don't care what nobody say.
819
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,713
He knew what he was doing.
820
01:14:43,737 --> 01:14:45,886
He just couldn't control it. That's it.
821
01:14:45,910 --> 01:14:49,727
- You call 36 dead bodies not
knowing how to control himself?
822
01:14:51,460 --> 01:14:53,023
- 36 ain't even a dent
823
01:14:56,463 --> 01:14:58,260
- That thing isn't Andrew.
824
01:14:59,860 --> 01:15:02,227
That's always been Drew's home.
825
01:15:03,130 --> 01:15:06,106
Well, if you ask Ralph.
826
01:15:06,130 --> 01:15:10,996
But Ralph probably ended up one of the 36.
827
01:15:11,020 --> 01:15:12,376
- No, I get what you're saying.
828
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:14,416
I know what you're trying to get across
829
01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:15,916
but you're not listening to me.
830
01:15:15,940 --> 01:15:19,095
The thing in that dumpster
does not have a dick.
831
01:15:22,510 --> 01:15:23,743
- Drew had a dick.
832
01:15:24,793 --> 01:15:27,560
- So, we can reasonably conclude
833
01:15:27,584 --> 01:15:30,963
that whatever that is isn't Andrew.
834
01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:34,820
Whoa! Take it easy girl.
835
01:15:36,130 --> 01:15:38,880
Did Andrew
have a girlfriend? Wife?
836
01:15:40,540 --> 01:15:41,517
- Wendy.
837
01:15:41,541 --> 01:15:43,231
I think her name was Wendy.
838
01:15:44,190 --> 01:15:46,164
Gave a whole new meaning to bumping uglies
839
01:15:46,188 --> 01:15:47,246
if you know what I mean.
840
01:15:48,190 --> 01:15:49,307
That bitch was ugly.
841
01:15:51,850 --> 01:15:53,709
- There's two of them.
842
01:15:53,733 --> 01:15:55,008
- Takes two to tango girl.
843
01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:08,998
- My name's Constance.
844
01:16:10,570 --> 01:16:12,656
You need to stop with the whole
845
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:14,656
'come to my car' scams that you're doing.
846
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,847
'Cause it makes you look like a creep.
847
01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:27,042
- But I am.
848
01:16:28,964 --> 01:16:30,497
Fucking creepers.
849
01:16:45,825 --> 01:16:48,555
- Come on. It's literally
the only one that's mine.
850
01:17:00,185 --> 01:17:03,268
I hear you're
quite the observant one.
851
01:17:04,590 --> 01:17:06,482
Which means that you probably know
852
01:17:06,506 --> 01:17:08,881
that I'm fucking pissed.
853
01:17:11,630 --> 01:17:13,920
And I know you're pretty pissed off too.
854
01:17:14,930 --> 01:17:17,147
You see,
we've got some pretty epic
855
01:17:17,171 --> 01:17:20,772
wild west standoff thing
going on right now.
856
01:17:20,796 --> 01:17:24,386
On top of some pretty seriously biblical
857
01:17:24,410 --> 01:17:26,043
eye-for-an-eye shit.
858
01:17:28,660 --> 01:17:29,718
Literally.
859
01:17:31,585 --> 01:17:35,330
But this is about you and me.
860
01:17:36,710 --> 01:17:39,415
No gimmicks and no bullshit.
861
01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:44,096
This is about
some fucked up form of honor
862
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:46,862
and I am not a coward.
863
01:17:49,070 --> 01:17:51,173
We're just a
couple of cowboys with a
864
01:17:51,197 --> 01:17:53,516
hell of a score to settle.
865
01:17:53,540 --> 01:17:55,946
So what is it gonna be Andrew?
866
01:17:55,970 --> 01:17:59,287
Are you a coward or a cowboy?
867
01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:07,000
If you change your mind, the door is open.
868
01:22:43,111 --> 01:22:44,494
- Jesus.
869
01:22:49,692 --> 01:22:51,662
What the hell do
you have in these bags?
870
01:22:52,603 --> 01:22:53,978
You don't want to know.
871
01:23:01,020 --> 01:23:02,526
- Bringing Drew home?
872
01:23:02,550 --> 01:23:04,017
- More like having a funeral.
873
01:24:19,912 --> 01:24:21,257
Where you going to go?
874
01:24:22,307 --> 01:24:24,406
- I don't know. The country, maybe?
875
01:24:24,430 --> 01:24:27,237
Well, wherever it is
876
01:24:29,770 --> 01:24:31,107
beware of the monsters.
877
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:33,776
- I plan on it.
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