Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,900
OK. WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO FOR YOUR SCHOOL
COMMUNITY SERVICE?
2
00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:08,233
I THOUGHT
I'D SEE A MOVIE.
3
00:00:08,667 --> 00:00:12,400
THEN I'LL TELL
POOR PEOPLE ABOUT IT.
4
00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,367
ZACK!
5
00:00:13,367 --> 00:00:16,700
THIS IS A CHANCE FOR US
TO REALLY HELP PEOPLE.
6
00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:20,133
I'M THINKING ABOUT
WORKING WITH KIDS.
7
00:00:20,133 --> 00:00:22,600
I HATE KIDS.
8
00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,934
HEY, YOU BETTER
TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY,
9
00:00:23,934 --> 00:00:26,200
OR YOU'RE GONNA FAIL
WHILE I GET AN "A."
10
00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:30,200
YOU'RE ONE
OF THE KIDS I HATE.
11
00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,200
I KNOW!
12
00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,600
WE SHOULD FEED
THE HUNGRY!
13
00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,867
GOOD IDEA.
14
00:00:34,867 --> 00:00:37,100
LET'S START WITH ME.
15
00:00:37,367 --> 00:00:38,200
Man: ...AND WITH
THIS METHOD,
16
00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,200
I HAVE HELPED MILLIONS
OF PEOPLE WORLDWIDE!
17
00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,600
IF YOU CAN CONCEIVE,
YOU CAN BELIEVE...
18
00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:48,500
THIS GUY JUST TALKS
AND TALKS AND--
19
00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,400
IT'S A LECTURE.
20
00:00:51,367 --> 00:00:53,200
THIS IS AMAZING.
21
00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,200
IS IT EVER.
22
00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,300
I JUST ATE 5 POUNDS
OF MINI QUICHES,
23
00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:58,400
AND I HAVEN'T
THROWN UP YET.
24
00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,734
UH-OH.
25
00:01:01,233 --> 00:01:04,000
I'M OK. IT PASSED.
26
00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:08,200
♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪
27
00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,667
♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪
28
00:01:10,667 --> 00:01:13,300
♪ YES, WE HAVE A SUITE LIFE ♪
29
00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,033
♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪
30
00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:17,734
♪ YOU AND ME
GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪
31
00:01:17,734 --> 00:01:19,500
♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
32
00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:22,000
♪ JUST ME AND YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪
33
00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000
♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
34
00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,233
♪ IT'S YOU AND ME
AND ME AND YOU ♪
35
00:01:26,233 --> 00:01:29,200
♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE
TO OURSELVES ♪
36
00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,233
♪ YOU AND ME,
WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪
37
00:01:31,233 --> 00:01:34,000
♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
38
00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,800
♪ THIS IS THE SUITE LIFE ♪
39
00:01:38,867 --> 00:01:42,867
♪ WE'VE GOT A SUITE LIFE ♪
40
00:01:49,867 --> 00:01:51,934
THAT'S IT, DARLING.
LOVE THAT!
41
00:01:51,934 --> 00:01:54,233
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
GIVE US A SNOBBY LOOK.
42
00:01:54,233 --> 00:01:56,767
WELL, I HAVE ABOUT
20 DIFFERENT ONES.
43
00:01:56,767 --> 00:01:59,200
WHICH ONE WOULD YOU LIKE?
44
00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,200
ONE THAT SAYS,
45
00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,033
"ONLY I CAN AFFORD
THESE CLOTHES."
46
00:02:02,033 --> 00:02:05,700
OOH! NUMBER 7.
ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
47
00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:09,667
SHE GIVES ME THAT LOOK
3 TIMES A DAY.
48
00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:13,200
I GET THAT LOOK
FROM HER DOG.
49
00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:15,200
AND THAT IS A WRAP.
50
00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,200
WELL, TECHNICALLY,
IT'S A REALLY SPARKLY SCARF.
51
00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,000
[BOTH LAUGH]
52
00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,033
I LOVE FASHION HUMOR.
53
00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:23,500
SO, WHEN WILL I KNOW
54
00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,867
IF I'M TEEN TREND'S
TRENDY TEEN OF THE YEAR?
55
00:02:25,867 --> 00:02:27,700
WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO BE REVIEWING
56
00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:29,000
ALL THE FINALISTS
NEXT WEEK
57
00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,834
AND MAKE OUR DECISIONS
ON THE COVER THEN.
58
00:02:31,834 --> 00:02:34,200
WHEN YOU BREAK
THE BAD NEWS TO THE OTHERS,
59
00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,200
CAN I WATCH?
60
00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,400
[BOTH LAUGH]
61
00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:39,100
OH, CANDY-COUNTER GIRL,
62
00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:43,200
WHY IS TEEN TREND NOT
DISPLAYED IN THE FRONT?
63
00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,033
BECAUSE MOST TEENAGERS
CAN'T AFFORD
64
00:02:45,033 --> 00:02:46,200
TO STAY AT A 4-STAR HOTEL.
65
00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,200
THEY ALSO CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY
THE CLOTHES IN YOUR MAGAZINE.
66
00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:53,700
WELL, IT IS VERY HARD
TO MAKE CHEAP LOOK NICE.
67
00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:56,934
ALTHOUGH YOU
SEEM TO BE DOING
A RATHER GOOD JOB OF IT.
68
00:02:56,934 --> 00:02:59,000
WHAT DO YOU CALL
THAT LOOK?
69
00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,400
MY UNIFORM...
70
00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,567
WITH A PERSONAL TOUCH
OF MADDIE.
71
00:03:03,567 --> 00:03:04,834
ACTUALLY,
IT'S MY DAD'S TIE,
72
00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:07,133
SO IT'S A PERSONAL TOUCH
OF IRVING.
73
00:03:07,133 --> 00:03:09,667
CATCHY,
BUT A LITTLE LONG.
74
00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:12,600
I'D CALL IT
BLUE-COLLAR CHIC.
75
00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,500
THAT WAS MY SECOND CHOICE.
76
00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,700
YOU KNOW, WE HAD NARROWED
DOWN THE FINALISTS,
77
00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:19,500
BUT YOU HAVE
A CERTAIN SOMETHING.
78
00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,000
MAYBE WE'LL CONSIDER YOU
FOR THE COVER.
79
00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,200
REALLY? ME?
80
00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,767
GET A SHOT
OF CANDY-COUNTER GIRL
HERE.
81
00:03:26,767 --> 00:03:27,867
UH, I'M NOT
THE MODEL TYPE.
82
00:03:27,867 --> 00:03:28,734
I MEAN,
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY--
83
00:03:28,734 --> 00:03:31,500
SAY "TEEN TREND'S
TRENDY TEEN OF THE YEAR."
84
00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:35,500
TEEN TREEN TREN--UH,
CAN I JUST SMILE?
85
00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,400
OK.
86
00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,467
IF YOU CAN CONCEIVE,
87
00:03:45,467 --> 00:03:46,567
YOU CAN BELIEVE,
88
00:03:46,567 --> 00:03:48,400
AND THEN YOU
89
00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,400
CAN ACHIEVE!
90
00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,033
I CAN ACHIEVE.
91
00:03:51,033 --> 00:03:53,233
AND I STILL
MIGHT HEAVE.
92
00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,400
REMEMBER, LIVE YOUR DREAM
93
00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,467
AND AIM FOR THE SKY,
94
00:03:57,467 --> 00:04:03,033
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE PILOT
OF YOUR OWN LIFE.
95
00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:10,100
WOW! THIS GUY HAS REALLY
OPENED MY EYES.
96
00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:13,734
AND APPARENTLY
CLOSED YOURS.
97
00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,033
AH, I SEE YOUR BROTHER
HAS LEFT NO LEFTOVERS
98
00:04:18,033 --> 00:04:19,600
FOR MY PET CHICKEN
DUDLEY,
99
00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,667
WHO, BY THE WAY,
LOVES MINI QUICHES.
100
00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:24,000
ESTEBAN, WHAT WAS
YOUR BIGGEST DREAM
101
00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,200
WHEN YOU CAME
TO THIS COUNTRY?
102
00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,567
OH, I WAS HOPING
TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
BASEBALL PLAYER,
103
00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:31,033
BUT I CANNOT THROW,
CATCH, OR SPIT TOBACCO.
104
00:04:31,033 --> 00:04:33,000
SO THIS JOB IS NICE,
TOO.
105
00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,400
SO YOU WANNA BE A BELLHOP
YOUR WHOLE LIFE?
106
00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,033
OH, WELL, NO. SOME DAY
I WANT TO MANAGE THE HOTEL,
107
00:04:38,033 --> 00:04:40,000
BUT THAT
IS VERY FAR OFF.
108
00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,133
IS IT?
109
00:04:41,133 --> 00:04:42,133
THINK ABOUT IT.
110
00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:44,133
IF YOU CAN CONCEIVE,
111
00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:45,667
YOU CAN BELIEVE,
112
00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:47,567
AND YOU WILL ACHIEVE.
113
00:04:47,567 --> 00:04:48,767
I WILL?
114
00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:49,934
COULD I DO IT
BY THIS WEEKEND?
115
00:04:49,934 --> 00:04:52,000
'CAUSE I CAN USE
THE CASH.
116
00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,233
IT'S POSSIBLE
117
00:04:53,233 --> 00:04:54,767
ONLY IF YOU TAKE
THE FIRST STEP.
118
00:04:54,767 --> 00:04:58,100
ARE YOU WILLING
TO TAKE THE FIRST STEP?
119
00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:00,066
YES!
120
00:05:03,133 --> 00:05:05,367
WHAT IS THE FIRST STEP?
121
00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:06,200
ONLY YOU KNOW,
122
00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,300
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE PILOT
OF YOUR OWN LIFE.
123
00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,033
OH, THIS
IS A GREAT COUNTRY.
124
00:05:11,033 --> 00:05:12,867
I WALKED INTO
THIS ROOM A BELLHOP.
125
00:05:12,867 --> 00:05:15,133
I AM WALKING OUT
A PILOT AND A MANAGER.
126
00:05:15,133 --> 00:05:18,000
OH, DUDLEY'S
GONNA BE SO PROUD!
127
00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,200
YOUNG MAN, I HAVE
NEVER SEEN ANYBODY
128
00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,000
GRASP MY COURSE
SO QUICKLY.
129
00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,367
GEE, THANKS.
I'M A QUICK GRASPER.
130
00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:28,000
YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE THE MAKINGS
OF A GREAT LIFE COACH.
131
00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000
I'LL BET BEING
A LIFE COACH WOULD COUNT
132
00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,100
AS MY SCHOOL
COMMUNITY SERVICE.
133
00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,300
WHY LIMIT YOURSELF
TO SCHOOL?
134
00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:36,033
YOU COULD HELP
THE GLOBAL COMMUNITY.
135
00:05:36,033 --> 00:05:39,000
TALK ABOUT EXTRA CREDIT!
136
00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,500
IS THAT BORING JERK
DONE YET?
137
00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,000
OH, HEY!
138
00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,600
LOVE THE LECTURE.
139
00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,133
QUICHE?
140
00:05:47,133 --> 00:05:49,400
THANKS.
141
00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:54,200
HEY, GUYS.
WHATCHA BEEN DOIN'?
142
00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,800
INSPIRING PEOPLE TO REACH
THEIR FULL POTENTIAL
143
00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,100
AND ACHIEVE THEIR DREAMS.
144
00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:01,000
IT'S NEVER JUST
PLAYING BALL WITH YOU.
145
00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,100
SO, GUESS WHAT?
146
00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:05,467
I ACTUALLY COOKED--
FOR 3 HOURS.
147
00:06:05,467 --> 00:06:08,100
NONE FOR ME.
I'M STUFFED.
148
00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:12,567
MOM, DO YOU EVER
FIND YOURSELF
FEELING DISCOURAGED,
149
00:06:12,567 --> 00:06:15,000
UNFULFILLED,
UNAPPRECIATED?
150
00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000
NOT IF YOU EAT
MY CASSEROLE.
151
00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,200
NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
152
00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,100
MY POINT IS,
153
00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:23,000
PEOPLE SPEND
THEIR LIVES TOO AFRAID
154
00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,033
TO REACH
FOR THE MOUNTAINTOP.
155
00:06:25,033 --> 00:06:26,100
AMEN.
156
00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:30,200
THEY LET LIFE SLIP BY,
DAY AFTER DREARY DAY.
157
00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,300
LOSERS.
158
00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:34,233
PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
159
00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:36,834
COME AGAIN?
160
00:06:36,834 --> 00:06:40,233
YOU USED TO TALK ABOUT
MAKING YOUR OWN DEMO CD
161
00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,834
OF SONGS YOU WROTE.
162
00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:44,033
I KNOW.
THAT WAS YEARS AGO.
163
00:06:44,033 --> 00:06:48,834
THAT'S RIGHT,
AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT
MANY YEARS LEFT.
164
00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:50,100
REMEMBER, MOM,
165
00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:53,000
YOU ARE THE PILOT
OF YOUR OWN LIFE.
166
00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,033
CAREY,
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
167
00:06:55,033 --> 00:06:56,200
I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
168
00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,133
SURE, HONEY. SIT DOWN.
169
00:06:57,133 --> 00:07:00,967
YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS
HERE FOR YOU.
170
00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,033
AND APPARENTLY
SO IS CODY.
171
00:07:04,033 --> 00:07:05,300
OK. LONDON IS UP
172
00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,000
FOR THE COVER
OF TEEN TREND MAGAZINE,
173
00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,700
BUT THEY'VE ASKED ME
TO COMPETE AGAINST HER.
174
00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:10,734
HOW MAD DO YOU THINK
SHE'LL BE?
175
00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:15,000
YOU REMEMBER THE HAIRDRESSER
THAT GAVE HER THE BAD PERM?
176
00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,500
ALL THEY FOUND WAS HIS COMB.
177
00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,300
[GASPS]
THAT'S RIGHT,
178
00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:21,300
AND HIS BLOW-DRYER
WAS STILL RUNNING.
179
00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,133
I BETTER DROP OUT!
180
00:07:23,133 --> 00:07:23,800
MADDIE...
181
00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,300
DON'T LET FEAR
IN YOUR COCKPIT.
182
00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:28,467
DON'T LET WHAT
IN YOUR WHERE?
183
00:07:28,467 --> 00:07:32,200
YOU CAN'T LET LONDON PILOT
YOUR OWN LIFE FOR YOU.
184
00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:35,000
SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
185
00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,200
MADDIE...
186
00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,100
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
187
00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,500
TO WORK ON MY NEW LOOK.
188
00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:44,000
I'M GOING TO BE
TEEN TREND'S TRENDY TEEN
OF THE YEAR!
189
00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,500
THANKS, CODY.
190
00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,133
GLAD I COULD HELP!
191
00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:59,000
London: MADDIE!
192
00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,800
MADDIE!
193
00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,133
DO I HAVE WORRY LINES?
194
00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:06,934
HUH?
TEEN TREND HASN'T
CALLED ME YET.
195
00:08:06,934 --> 00:08:09,467
I CAN'T EAT,
I CAN'T SLEEP,
196
00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:10,700
I CAN'T THINK!
197
00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:12,667
DON'T GO THERE.
198
00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,300
LONDON, THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.
199
00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:16,000
NOT NOW!
200
00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,967
I MEAN, THEY JUST
HAVE TO PICK ME.
201
00:08:17,967 --> 00:08:20,400
WELL, TECHNICALLY,
THEY DON'T HAVE TO.
202
00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,100
IT IS, AFTER ALL,
A CONTEST,
203
00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,000
WHICH IMPLIES COMPETITORS.
204
00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000
DADDY ALWAYS SAYS,
"COMPETITION
IS A GOOD THING."
205
00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,800
IT'S A CHANCE
TO CRUSH PEOPLE.
206
00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,667
SO, WHAT DID YOU
WANT TO TELL ME?
207
00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:34,100
IT'S 54 DEGREES OUTSIDE
AND PARTLY CLOUDY.
208
00:08:34,834 --> 00:08:36,567
DARLINGS,
WONDERFUL NEWS!
209
00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:39,400
WE'VE GONE OVER
ALL THE PICTURES
AND DECIDED.
210
00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,400
YOU TWO ARE
THE FINALISTS
211
00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,934
FOR THIS YEAR'S
TRENDY TEEN.
212
00:08:43,934 --> 00:08:45,200
WE ARE?
213
00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:45,934
YOU ARE!
214
00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:49,133
WE'VE DECIDED TO SHOOT BOTH
OF YOU HERE NEXT WEEK,
215
00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:51,400
AND WHOEVER COMES UP
WITH THE BEST LOOK
216
00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,000
WINS THE CONTEST
AND GETS THE COVER!
217
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,033
ISN'T IT EXCITING?
218
00:08:56,033 --> 00:08:59,133
AIR KISS.
MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH!
219
00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:01,700
TA, DARLINGS.
220
00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,834
I'M SORRY.
DID SHE JUST SAY
YOU WERE A FINALIST
221
00:09:04,834 --> 00:09:07,233
FOR THE COVER OF
TEEN TREND AGAINST ME,
222
00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:11,600
WHO IS SIMPLY
THE LIVING EMBODIMENT
OF BOTH "TEEN" AND "TREND"?
223
00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,200
WELL, SHE THOUGHT MY LOOK
WAS CUTE AND AFFORDABLE.
224
00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,200
MADDIE, HOW COULD
YOU DO THIS?
225
00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,000
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE MY FRIEND.
226
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,200
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THIS COVER MEANS TO ME.
227
00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,000
OK, FINE.
228
00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,100
IF YOU WANT ME TO GIVE UP
THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY
229
00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:26,500
SO YOU CAN GET
WHAT YOU WANT, AS ALWAYS,
230
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:27,700
THEN I'LL DROP OUT.
231
00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,900
THAT'S SWEET.
DROP OUT.
232
00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,300
[GASPS]
I WILL NOT DROP OUT!
233
00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:32,700
HOW DARE YOU ASK ME
TO DROP OUT!
234
00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:36,967
YOU OFFERED!
I OFFERED BECAUSE I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE BIG ENOUGH TO SAY NO!
235
00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,000
WELL, THAT
WAS YOUR MISTAKE.
236
00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,367
WELL, YOUR MISTAKE
WAS TAKING ON
237
00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:44,100
MADELINE MARGARET GENEVIEVE
MERAIDA CATHERINE FITZPATRICK!
238
00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,033
FINE! STAY IN!
239
00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:47,500
I'LL BEAT ALL OF YOU.
240
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:50,233
OH, YEAH? WELL,
YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!
241
00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:52,600
WELL, YOU'RE
GOING DOWNER!
242
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,500
I'LL CRUSH YOU SO BAD
243
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,000
YOU WON'T HAVE A PENNY
TO YOUR NAME,
244
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,400
AND YOU'LL HAVE TO
WORK LIKE A DOG
245
00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,100
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE!
246
00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:03,000
HA! I'M ALREADY THERE!
247
00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,767
HEY, MADDIE.
LOOKING GOOD...
248
00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:19,667
EXCEPT FOR
THOSE CRUMMY CLOTHES.
249
00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:23,100
THIS IS THE FIRST STEP
IN PILOTING MY OWN LIFE.
250
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:26,734
OH, NO! CODY
GOT TO YOU, TOO!
251
00:10:26,734 --> 00:10:29,100
HE'S LIKE A VIRUS!
252
00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:31,367
HOUSEKEEPING.
GOTTA CLEAN.
253
00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:32,567
SINCE WHEN?
254
00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:34,600
ALL RIGHT,
YOU BUSTED ME.
255
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:41,033
TRUTH IS, LONDON PAID ME
10 BUCKS TO SPY
ON BLONDIE HERE.
256
00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:43,367
[GASPS] THAT IS SO LOW!
257
00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:46,033
FOR 100, I WON'T
TELL HER I TOLD YOU.
258
00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:48,200
BUT I ONLY HAVE $3.00 ON ME.
259
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,033
CLOSE ENOUGH.
260
00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:51,100
THIS GOES
IN MY POKER FUND.
261
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:55,233
ANTE UP, BOYS. I'M
COMIN' TO CLEAN YA OUT.
262
00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:58,133
THAT'LL BE THE FIRST TIME
SHE CLEANED ANYTHING.
263
00:10:58,133 --> 00:11:01,000
THAT LONDON. I MEAN,
SHE HAS NO SCRUPLES,
264
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000
NO PRINCIPLES, NO MORALS!
265
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,100
WANT ME TO GO SPY ON HER?
YES!
266
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:07,834
AND TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES.
HERE'S MY CAMERA PHONE.
267
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,200
WHAT IF SHE CATCHES ME?
268
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,100
I'LL MISS YOU.
269
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,367
IF THEY WANT
BLUE-COLLAR CHIC,
270
00:11:14,367 --> 00:11:16,667
I'LL GIVE THEM
BLUE-COLLAR CHIC!
271
00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:17,500
AAH!
272
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,734
STOP MOVING!
273
00:11:18,734 --> 00:11:20,200
STOP STICKING ME!
274
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,133
TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
275
00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:23,000
NOW RAISE YOUR HEM.
276
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,400
HOW MUCH LONGER
DO YOU NEED ME?
277
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,500
I CAN'T BE LATE
FOR SCHOOL.
278
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:32,033
YOU SEE, I HAVE TAKEN CODY'S
ADVICE TO PILOT MY OWN LIFE
279
00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:34,800
BY ENROLLING
IN A NIGHT CLASS
TO IMPROVE MY ENGLISH
280
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,967
AND LOOSE MY ACCENT.
281
00:11:35,967 --> 00:11:40,300
LOOSE?
I HAVE NOT STARTED
CLASS YET, OK?
282
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,867
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN!
283
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,600
HEY, NICE DRESS.
284
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,033
THANKS!
THANKS.
285
00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:48,934
HEY, IS CODY IN HERE?
286
00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:52,100
NO, AND I'M CREATING
MY LOOK, SO LEAVE.
287
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:54,934
ALL RIGHT, BUT I NEED
TO CALL CODY.
288
00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:58,100
LET'S SEE IF I CAN
GET A SIGNAL IN HERE.
289
00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,400
UH, ONE BAR...
290
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,667
UH, 2 BARS...
291
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,033
ONE BAR...
292
00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:09,033
HEY, ESTEBAN, CAN YOU
TURN THIS WAY, PLEASE?
293
00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:10,667
THANKS.
294
00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:11,667
WAIT A MINUTE.
295
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,600
IS THIS MADDIE'S
NEW CAMERA PHONE?
296
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,000
THERE'S A CAMERA
IN THIS?
297
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,734
COOL!
298
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,033
YOU'RE SPYING ON ME.
299
00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:22,000
[GASPS] I FEEL
SO VIOLATED.
300
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,367
WHY WOULD YOU
DO THIS TO ME?
301
00:12:24,367 --> 00:12:26,567
HAVEN'T I ALWAYS
BEEN NICE TO YOU?
302
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,900
NO.
303
00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,000
AND I LOVE MADDIE.
304
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,834
WELL, IF YOU
REALLY LOVE HER,
305
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,667
YOU'LL MAKE SURE
SHE LOSES THIS CONTEST.
306
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:35,100
WHY?
307
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:38,367
BECAUSE IF SHE WINS,
SHE'LL BECOME SUCCESSFUL
308
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:40,300
AND MOVE TO NEW YORK,
PARIS, AND MILAN,
309
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,100
AND YOU'LL NEVER
SEE HER AGAIN.
310
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,767
NO! I CAN NEVER
LET THAT HAPPEN!
311
00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:49,767
THAT'S WHAT I SAID BEFORE SHE
MADE ME PUT ON THIS DRESS.
312
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,100
WHERE IS ZACK?
313
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:53,200
I SENT HIM
TO SPY ON LONDON
OVER AN HOUR AGO.
314
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,200
YOU'RE USING MY SON
AS A SPY?
315
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:59,000
OH, LIKE YOU'RE USING HIM
FOR ANYTHING BETTER.
316
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,200
MADDIE, I REALLY THINK
YOU'RE GETTING
A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY
317
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,000
WITH THIS WHOLE
COMPETITION.
318
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,567
NO, I'M NOT.
319
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,667
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!
320
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,200
OK, I WAS WRONG.
321
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,100
LONDON CAUGHT ME
AND ERASED THE PICTURES.
322
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:12,734
OH, NO.
323
00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:15,033
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER,
BECAUSE THE FASHION LADY
324
00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:16,200
SAID SHE LIKED
LONDON BEST,
325
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,367
SO YOU MIGHT
AS WELL QUIT.
326
00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,300
BUT I WORKED
SO HARD.
327
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,300
I REALLY THOUGHT
I HAD A SHOT.
328
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:25,200
I'M SUCH A LOSER.
329
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,100
I CAN'T DO THIS TO YOU.
330
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,900
I JUST CAN'T.
331
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,233
I CANNOT TELL A LIE.
332
00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:33,100
SINCE WHEN? YOU LIE
TO ME ALL THE TIME.
333
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:36,000
BUT I CAN'T LIE
TO MADDIE.
334
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,400
I LOVE HER!
335
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:41,934
ZACK, WHY WOULD
YOU LIE TO ME?
336
00:13:41,934 --> 00:13:43,400
BECAUSE IF YOU WIN
THIS CONTEST,
337
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,100
YOU'LL BECOME SUCCESSFUL,
338
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,800
MOVE TO NEW YORK,
PARIS, OR MILAN,
339
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,200
AND I'LL NEVER
SEE YOU AGAIN.
340
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,400
AW, ZACK.
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
341
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,200
AND IF I DID,
I'D TAKE YOU WITH ME.
342
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,000
REALLY?
343
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,033
REALLY?
[MOUTHING]
344
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,300
AH, ESTEBAN,
THERE YOU ARE.
345
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,100
I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO WORK LATE TONIGHT.
346
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,734
OH, NO, I CAN'T,
MR. MOSEBY.
347
00:14:06,734 --> 00:14:07,967
I AM PILOTING
MY OWN LIFE
348
00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:10,800
BY TAKING A NIGHT SCHOOL
CLASS 3 TIMES A WEEK.
349
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,500
I AM GOING TO
LOOSE MY ACCENT.
350
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,000
LOOSE?
351
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,767
I BETTER MAKE THAT
4 TIMES A WEEK.
352
00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:20,033
MR. MOSEBY, I'M GONNA
NEED THE WEEKEND OFF.
353
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:23,700
OH, LET ME GUESS.
YOU'RE GONNA PILOT
YOUR OWN LIFE, HMM?
354
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:26,033
YES! I NEED TO WORK
ON MY DEMO CD.
355
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,200
THANK YOU
FOR UNDERSTANDING.
356
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,500
MMM. FINE. GO, GO, GO!
IT'S NO PROBLEM.
357
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,367
I'LL JUST CLEAN
ALL THE ROOMS
358
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,133
AND CARRY THE LUGGAGE
359
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:36,300
AND SING IN A SLINKY
COCKTAIL DRESS.
360
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,133
I'M KIDDING!
361
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:45,600
IT'S A VERY TASTEFUL
COCKTAIL DRESS.
362
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,600
OHH!
363
00:14:49,734 --> 00:14:53,400
I CAN'T BELIEVE I STAYED UP
3 DAYS AND NIGHTS
FINISHING THIS OUTFIT.
364
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,867
I HOPE THE TEEN TREND LADY
LIKES IT.
365
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:56,700
I'M SURE
YOU'LL DO FINE.
366
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:59,367
"I'M SURE YOU'LL DO FINE."
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
367
00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:03,600
SEE? THIS IS WHY SLEEP
IS A GOOD THING.
368
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,200
DO YOU REALLY
LIKE MY OUTFIT?
369
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,000
YOU REALLY THINK
I'M GONNA WIN?
370
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
REMEMBER, LONDON,
371
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,867
IF YOU CAN CONCEIVE,
YOU CAN BELIEVE,
372
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:15,300
AND YOU WILL--
I HATE THAT EXPRESSION!
373
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,567
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
374
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:22,500
HEY, YOU STOLE MY LOOK!
375
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,700
STOLE? I MADE
YOUR LOUSY LOOK BETTER.
376
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,734
IF IT'S SO LOUSY,
WHY'D YOU STEAL IT?
377
00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:28,400
BECAUSE IF THEY
LIKED IT ON YOU,
378
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,400
THEY'LL LOVE IT ON ME.
379
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,500
BESIDES, THERE ARE
A LOT OF DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN OUR OUTFITS,
380
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:35,200
LIKE THE FACT YOURS
IS MADE OUT OF CHEAP FABRIC.
381
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,200
[GASPS]
382
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,834
SEE? MUST BE
FAKE COTTON,
383
00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:40,667
NOT THE REAL STUFF
THEY GET FROM GOATS.
384
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:45,033
WELL, THE ONLY THING
THAT'S FAKE IS YOU!
385
00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:47,567
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
386
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,400
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
387
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,300
OH, YES, I DI-ID.
388
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,600
GIVE ME THAT!
389
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,834
NO!
390
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,367
IT'S MINE!
391
00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:58,100
I DON'T CARE!
392
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,734
IT'S MY HAIR!
I PAID FOR IT!
393
00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:01,667
OK, FINE.
[GASPS] OHH!
394
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:02,900
FASHION TIP?
395
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:06,100
NO ONE WEARS HEELS
LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
396
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,033
AND NO ONE'S WORN
CUFFS LIKE THESE
397
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:12,867
SINCE THE FRENCH
REVOLUTION!
398
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:14,400
[GASPS]
399
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,700
WAAAH-EEE-AHH...
400
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,133
OH, WAIT,
I DON'T KNOW KUNG FU.
401
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:20,834
OH, BUT I LOVE
YOUR SHOES.
402
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,967
OH, REALLY?
NOPE!
403
00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:24,200
OHH!
404
00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,567
OW, OW, OW, OW!
405
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:28,600
OW, OW, OW, OW...
406
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:32,734
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!
407
00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:35,400
NOT YET.
408
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,500
[GASPS]
409
00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:41,200
OH, I CAN'T SEE!
410
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,700
AAH!
AAH!
411
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,000
YOU'RE RIGHT, ZACK.
412
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,200
THIS WOULD BE MUCH
BETTER WITH PUDDING.
413
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,567
AAH!
414
00:16:55,934 --> 00:16:57,767
LET GO, LET GO, LET GO!
LET GO, LET GO, LET GO!
415
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,600
I'M NOT LETTING GO
TILL YOU LET GO.
416
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,767
FINE. ON THE COUNT OF 3.
417
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,834
THAT COMES AFTER 2.
418
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:04,834
1...2...3...
419
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:07,967
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
420
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:09,467
AAH!
AAH!
421
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,800
LADIES, THE FIGHT
IS OVER!
422
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,800
[DING]
423
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,567
NOW, GO TO YOUR
NEUTRAL ELEVATORS!
424
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:19,300
OHH!
425
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,300
[CLOTHES RIPPING]
426
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,200
Mr. Moseby: NOT THE TIE!
427
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,000
NOT THE SHIRT!
NOT THE NAMEPLATE!
428
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,400
[PANTING]
429
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,400
AAH!
430
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,667
[PANTING]
431
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:28,367
AAH!
432
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:30,033
OH, MY! MY JACKET!
433
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:32,700
[PANTING]
434
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:39,400
EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU SEEN
MADDIE AND LONDON?
435
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:44,400
HI!
HELLO!
436
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:48,500
INTERESTING LOOK.
437
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:53,400
SO, WHOSE DO YOU
LIKE BETTER?
438
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,033
NOT SURE.
439
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,133
WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
440
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,667
SHE MEANT ME.
441
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,800
OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T.
OH, YES, SHE DI-ID.
442
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,834
GAH! IT DOES-UH-N'T
MA-A-TTER!
443
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,767
NOW, WHAT HAS GOTTEN
INTO YOU TWO?
444
00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:07,767
IT'S ALL HER FAULT!
445
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:08,767
SHE HAS EVERYTHING
IN THE WORLD,
446
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:10,100
AND SHE STILL HAD
TO STEAL FROM ME.
447
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,400
I'M JUST TAKING BACK
WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE.
448
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,467
MY LOOK IS THE ONLY
THING I'VE GOT.
449
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:17,000
YOU'VE GOT
A GAJILLION DOLLARS!
450
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,967
THAT'S MY DAD'S.
451
00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:20,300
FASHION IS THE
ONLY THING THAT'S MINE,
452
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,300
AND YOU TOOK THAT
FROM ME.
453
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,867
OH, LONDON...
454
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:27,667
HEY, MADDIE, WE CAN T--
455
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,567
MR. MOSEBY,
DON'T BE MAD AT THEM.
456
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,000
THEY WERE JUST
FOLLOWING MY ADVICE
457
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,867
AND TRYING TO PILOT
THEIR OWN LIVES.
458
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,700
YOU...
459
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,967
YOU ARE
THE FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR
460
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:43,767
WHO HAS BEEN CAUSING
MY EMPLOYEES
461
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:45,200
TO SHIRK
THEIR RESPONSIBILITIES.
462
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,867
THEIR RESPONSIBILITIES
ARE TO THEMSELVES.
463
00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:50,400
I'VE BEEN HELPING THEM
FULFILL THEIR DREAMS.
464
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,700
[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
THERE Y'ALL ARE.
465
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:54,834
CODY, I GOT A BONE
TO PICK WITH YOU.
466
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:55,767
ESTEBAN?
467
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,200
WHY ARE YOU
TALKING LIKE THAT?
468
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,967
'CAUSE MY NEW INSTRUCTOR
JEB IS FROM TEXAS.
469
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,934
NOW IF I WANNA PILOT
MY OWN LIFE,
470
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,800
I GOTTA DO IT
AT A RODEO. YEE-HAW!
471
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:10,100
THANK Y'ALL.
472
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:13,500
OK, SO I'VE MADE
A COUPLE OF MISTAKES.
473
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,500
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
MY LIFE COACHING
DOESN'T WORK.
474
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:20,100
MOM, PLEASE TELL ME
EVERYTHING WENT OK
WITH YOUR DEMO CD.
475
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:20,967
OH, YEAH.
476
00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:23,667
THE GUY AT
THE RECORD COMPANY
SAID I WAS REALLY TALENTED
477
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:26,300
AND HAVE A FUTURE
AS A CABARET SINGER.
478
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:29,000
HE SUGGESTED
I CHECK OUT THE TIPTON.
479
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,834
APPARENTLY, I JUST
SPENT $500 TO FIND OUT
480
00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:36,000
I'M EXACTLY WHERE
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE!
481
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,867
WELL, YOU MAY BE THE FIRST
MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER
482
00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:41,867
TO LOSE HIS ALLOWANCE.
483
00:19:41,867 --> 00:19:42,400
OH, WELL.
484
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,967
AT LEAST I KNOW I'LL GET
A BETTER COMMUNITY SERVICE
GRADE THAN ZACK.
485
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,300
I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE
ABOUT THAT.
486
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:52,000
MR. MOSEBY LET ME TAKE
ALL THE BUFFET LEFTOVERS
TO THE MISSION.
487
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,700
THE MAYOR WAS THERE,
AND HE'S GIVING ME AN AWARD
488
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,300
FOR HELPING THE HOMELESS.
489
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,567
YOU?!
490
00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:59,300
AN AWARD?
491
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,934
YOU CAN'T EVEN
SPELL "AWARD"!
492
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,300
DON'T HAVE TO.
493
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,000
IT'LL BE ON THE PLAQUE.
494
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:09,233
WHO'S GETTING AN "A"
IN COMMUNITY SERVICE
NOW, HUH?
495
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:13,400
I HATE THAT KID.
496
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:21,600
[SIGHS]
497
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,900
LOOK HOW PRETTY I AM
IN THAT OUTFIT.
498
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:27,500
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
499
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,500
OW, OW, OW.
500
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,600
IF YOU CAME UP HERE TO TEAR
UP THE REST OF MY CLOTHES,
501
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,000
GOOD LUCK
IT'LL TAKE YOU 6 WEEKS,
502
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,934
AND THAT'S JUST
MY TENNIS OUTFITS.
503
00:20:37,934 --> 00:20:39,967
ACTUALLY, I CAME UP HERE
TO APOLOGIZE.
504
00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:44,033
I DIDN'T REALIZE
HOW IMPORTANT BEING
ON THIS COVER WAS TO YOU.
505
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:45,600
YEAH, YOU DID.
506
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,800
OK, I DID.
507
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,300
BUT SINCE YOU HAVE
EVERYTHING,
508
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:52,400
I JUST KIND OF FIGURED
IT WOULDN'T MATTER
THAT MUCH TO YOU.
509
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,033
WELL, YOU WERE WRONG,
WITH A CAPITAL "R."
510
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,033
I KNOW,
511
00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:00,900
AND I'M SORRY.
512
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:01,867
THANKS.
513
00:21:01,867 --> 00:21:05,100
[SIGHS] I'M SORRY I STOLE
YOUR BLUE-COLLAR CHEAP LOOK.
514
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:08,233
YOU MEAN CHIC.
NO.
515
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:11,300
WELL, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT
YOU HAD STYLE.
516
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,400
AWW!
517
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,000
TO MAKE THIS APOLOGY
THING END,
518
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
DO I HAVE TO LIE AND SAY
YOU HAVE STYLE, TOO?
519
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,400
YES.
I THINK YOU HAVE
STYLE, TOO.
520
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,500
THANK YOU FOR LYING.
521
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,033
OW, OW, OW!
OW, OW, OW!
522
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,200
OTHER SIDE.
523
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,900
OW, OW, OW!
OW, OW, OW!
524
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,200
MUCH WORSE.
525
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,600
AIR HUG?
526
00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:38,000
[LAUGHS]
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
527
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
"THE LATEST FASHION
AMONG TEEN GIRLS
528
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,300
IS BEING CALLED
URBAN DECAY."
529
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,900
OK, I'VE SEEN
SOME RIDICULOUS FASHIONS
BEFORE,
530
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,900
BUT TEEN TREND'S GONE
TOO FAR THIS TIME.
531
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:49,367
LIKE ANYONE WOULD
BE STUPID ENOUGH TO WEAR
RIPPED CLOTHING.
532
00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:52,967
WHAT DO YOU
THINK, LADIES?
533
00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:55,200
HOT STUFF, HUH?
534
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,200
CHHHH!
535
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,200
[BOTH LAUGHING]
536
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,133
CHHHH!
36831
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof