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STAY OUT, YOU
BLOODSUCKING LEECHES!
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WELCOME TO THE TIPTON,
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WHERE YOU AND THE REST
OF YOUR BASEBALL TEAM
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WILL BE TREATED
WITH THE UTMOST
RESPECT AND COURTESY.
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YOU YANKEES STINK!
YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
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YEAH, BUT FIRST,
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CAN YOU AUTOGRAPH MY MITT?
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AND MY BALL?
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PLEASE GET OUT
FROM BEHIND THERE.
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NO, NO! NOT OVER THE--
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SO SORRY ABOUT THIS.
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HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT
TO DISTURB THE GUESTS?
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2,708.
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BUT IT NEVER GETS OLD.
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THANKS.
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MY PLEASURE, GUYS.
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SORRY, DUDE, BUT THIS
HAND WILL NEVER TOUCH
THE HAND OF A RED SOX RIVAL.
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NOT EVEN IF IT HAS
TICKETS TO TOMORROW'S
GAME IN IT?
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I LOVE YOU,
YOU STINKIN' YANKEE!
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YEAH, THANKS!
OK.
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DON'T BREAK THE YANKEE!
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♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪
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♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪
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♪ YES, WE HAVE A SUITE LIFE ♪
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♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪
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♪ YOU AND ME
GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
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♪ JUST ME AND YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
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♪ IT'S YOU AND ME
AND ME AND YOU ♪
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♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE
TO OURSELVES ♪
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♪ YOU AND ME,
WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE SUITE LIFE ♪
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♪ WE'VE GOT A SUITE LIFE ♪
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WOW! I WOULD LOVE
TO PLAY CATCH WITH
ONE OF THEM.
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THEY'RE EVEN CUTER THAN
THE HOCKEY TEAM DADDY
BOUGHT ME FOR HANUKAH.
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HA! YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN THE BALLPLAYERS
BACK IN MY DAY...
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LIKE BABE RUTH.
WHAT A HUNK!
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YOU KNEW BABE RUTH?
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SURE. WHO DO YOU
THINK FIRST CALLED
HIM "BABE"?
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YOU KNOW, I AM SICK
OF CUTE GUYS.
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I MEAN, WHO CARES
ABOUT LOOKS?
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OK.
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WHAT ELSE IS THERE?
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HOW ABOUT INTELLIGENCE,
SENSE OF HUMOR,
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SWEETNESS,
A LOT OF CREATIVITY...
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[CONTINUES
MOUTHING WORDS]
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OK, IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT,
STOP WHEN I STOP.
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IF YOU REALLY CARE
ABOUT ALL THAT JUNK,
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I KNOW THIS GUY
GAVIN WHO'D BE
PERFECT FOR YOU.
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I'LL SET IT UP
FOR TOMORROW.
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THAT IS SO SWEET!
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WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE
SO MUCH IN COMMON.
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HE HAS BAD SKIN TOO.
TONS OF BLACKHEADS.
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I DO NOT HAVE
ANY BLACK--OOH!
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IT'S A SPECIAL
MAGNIFYING MIRROR
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TO ENABLE TO DETECT
POTENTIAL PIMPLES
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WHILE STILL AT
A SUBATOMIC LEVEL.
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MADDIE, HOW ABOUT I
GIVE YOU A FACIAL
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AND DO YOUR HAIR
FOR YOUR DATE TOMORROW?
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WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE
SPA DAY IN MY SUITE.
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OOH, ME TOO!
I LOVE TO SKI,
SPEND, AND SPA.
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ANYTHING THAT STARTS
WITH "S."
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OK. WE'LL
DO IT TOMORROW.
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IT'LL BE SO NICE
TO JUST FOR ONCE
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SPEND A DAY
PAMPERING MYSELF
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INSTEAD OF DOING
WHAT THE BOYS
WANT TO DO.
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HEY, MOM, WE GOT 3 TICKETS
SO YOU COULD TAKE US TO
THE GAME TOMORROW!
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WON'T THAT BE FUN?
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NOT FUN.
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IT WOULD BE
AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU
TO BOND WITH THE BOYS.
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OOH, I SHUDDER JUST
THINKING ABOUT IT.
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OOH! SEE?
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OOH! OH, FLASHBACK!
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THE MORE YOU CONNECT
WITH THEM, THE LESS OF
YOUR STUFF THEY'LL BREAK.
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YOU REALLY EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVE THAT?
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NO. MR. MOSEBY,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
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PLEASE, PLEASE! I NEVER
GET A DAY TO MYSELF
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AND THE BOYS LOVE YOU.
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THEY LOVE ME?
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NO, BUT...
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THEY WOULD
IF YOU TOOK THEM
TO A BASEBALL GAME.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT HOTEL GUY
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WON'T TAKE HIS OWN KIDS
TO THE BASEBALL GAME.
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NO, NO, THEY'RE
NOT MY KIDS.
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THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.
MM-HMM.
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BUT I HATE BASEBALL.
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NOW THAT'S JUST
UN-AMERICAN.
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DO YOU BELIEVE
THIS GUY?
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I GUESS YOU HATE
APPLE PIE, TOO,
HUH, FELLA?
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AND PUPPIES!
AND YOUR OWN MAMA!
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SIR, I LOVE MY MAMA!
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I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE
THE KIDS TO THE GAME.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
WHAT TIME'S KICK-OFF?
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OH, THE BOYS WILL
BE SO THRILLED. YES!
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NO!
NO!
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MR. MOSEBY?
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AT A BASEBALL GAME?
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THOSE 2 THINGS JUST
DON'T GO TOGETHER.
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IT'S LIKE
ZACK AND HOMEWORK.
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OR CODY ON A DATE!
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OH, COME ON, GUYS.
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HE'S REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD
TO GOING WITH YOU
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AND HE LOVES YOU.
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HE LOVES US?
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NO, BUT HE MIGHT IF HE
SPENT MORE TIME WITH YOU.
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PLEASE. I NEVER GET
A DAY TO MYSELF,
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AND I CHANGED YOUR DIAPERS.
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OH, NO. SHE'S PLAYING
THE DIAPER CARD AGAIN.
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YOU KNOW, MOM,
IF WE KNEW YOU WERE
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ALWAYS GONNA PULL
THAT DIAPER THING,
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WE WOULD HAVE JUST
SAT IN IT.
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SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
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WOW! THESE SEATS
ARE AWESOME!
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OH! THIS SEAT
IS FILTHY!
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WELL, WE TOLD YOU
TO DRESS CASUAL.
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THIS IS CASUAL.
I'M WEARING LOAFERS,
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AND MY POCKET-WEAR
IS LINEN, NOT SILK.
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AND MY JOCKEY
SHORTS ARE
A COTTON BLEND.
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SIT DOWN!
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OK. TODAY'S THE DAY.
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I'M FINALLY GONNA
CATCH MY FIRST BALL.
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OR IT'LL BOUNCE OFF
YOUR HEAD
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AND WHILE EVERYBODY
RUSHES TO STOP
THE BLEEDING,
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I CAN PICK IT UP
LIKE LAST TIME.
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SHOULD WE BE WEARING
PROTECTIVE HEADGEAR?
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MR. MOSEBY,
WHEN YOU WERE A KID,
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DIDN'T YOU EVER
DREAM ABOUT
CATCHING A BALL
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AT FENWAY PARK?
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NO. BACK THEN,
THE BALLET WAS MY LIFE.
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GEE, THERE'S
A SURPRISE, HUH?
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I WAS JUST A KID
IN THE CHORUS,
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BUT I ASPIRED TO
SOMEDAY BEING PICKED
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TO DANCE THE CHALLENGING
YET COVETED ROLE OF
NUTCRACKER PRINCE.
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SO DID YOU GET TO DO IT?
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ALAS, NO.
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ONE NASTY
TETHERBALL ACCIDENT
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SHATTERED MY BIG TOE.
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IT'S JUST SO PAINFUL
FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT.
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TRY HAVING TO
LISTEN TO IT.
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HEY, HEY, CHECK OUT
THE LEAD PINAPSKI'S TAKING.
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HE'S GONNA STEAL.
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YOU KNOW, I READ
THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF
BASEBALL LAST NIGHT.
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ALL OF IT?
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WELL, YOU HAVE TO
BE INFORMED.
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DON'T WANT
TO APPEAR THE BOOB.
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TOO LATE.
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CURRENT RESEARCH PROVES
THAT STEALING A BASE,
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WHILE THEATRICAL,
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IS STATISTICALLY
INADVISABLE.
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NO, NO. I'LL
TELL YOU WHAT'S
INADVISABLE--
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SHOOTING OFF YOUR
MOUTH WHEN YOU
DON'T KNOW DIDDLY.
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WELL, I'M SURE THIS DIDDLY
IS A FINE FELLOW,
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BUT STATISTICS
DO NOT LIE.
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SIR, STEALING THAT
BASE WOULD BE A WASTE
OF YOUR TIME.
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THERE HE GOES.
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Umpire: YOU'RE OUT!
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Crowd: OH!
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TOLD YOU!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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COULD YOU GET THAT?
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SURE. COME IN!
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OH.
AAH!
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SOMETHING'S EATING
MADDIE'S HEAD!
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IT'S MY HAIR.
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IT'S HUMID OUTSIDE,
WHICH TENDS TO MAKE IT
A LITTLE FRIZZY.
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A LITTLE? YOU LOOK
LIKE THE BRIDE
OF FRANKENSTEIN.
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ARE WE DONE MAKING
FUN OF MY HAIR?
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NOT QUITE.
♪ YOUR HAIR
LOOKS FUNNY ♪
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♪ YOUR HAIR
LOOKS FUNNY ♪ OK.
NOW I'M DONE.
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DON'T WORRY.
BY THE TIME WE'RE DONE,
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YOUR BLIND DATE'S GONNA
THINK YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
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AH.
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Crowd: OH!
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Umpire: YOU'RE OUT!
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Crowd: YAY!
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YOU STINK!
GO BACK TO NEW YORK!
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ISN'T THAT THE NICE MAN
WHO GAVE US THESE TICKETS?
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ANOTHER REASON TO
HATE THE YANKEES.
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ZACK, HOW COULD
YOU BE SO RUDE?
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MISS MANNERS,
THIS IS A BASEBALL
GAME.
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IT'S NOT
YOUR BALLET CLASS.
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MOCK ME IF YOU WILL,
BUT I WAS THE ONLY BOY
AMONGST 20 PRETTY GIRLS.
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MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL.
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ALL RIGHT. YEAH.
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LOOK. IT'S
HIS FIRST TIME.
CUT HIM SOME SLACK.
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OH, NOT TO WORRY. I CAN
RAZZ WITH THE BEST OF THEM.
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HEY...YANKEE...PERSON.
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YOUR SHOELACE IS UNTIED.
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IT'S NOT REALLY. I'M JUST
SAYING THAT AS A PLOY.
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CLEVER.
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YOU SWING LIKE A GIRL!
YOU'RE WEAK!
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YOU'D NEVER MAKE IT
AS A NUTCRACKER.
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THAT'S TELLING HIM.
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MM-HMM.
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Announcer:
AND NOW, PLEASE RISE
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FOR THE SEVENTH
INNING STRETCH.
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OOH!
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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OH!
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ISN'T THIS THE LIFE?
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TOO BAD WE CAN'T
DO IT EVERY DAY.
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WELL, YOU CAN'T,
BUT I CAN. YAY!
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[SNAPS]
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OW! WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
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IT STIMULATES
THE CIRCULATION
IN YOUR FOREHEAD,
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PREVENTS WRINKLES.
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OH. OK.
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OW!
[SNAPS]
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OW.
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OW...OW...
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AREN'T YOU GUYS
AFRAID OF WRINKLES?
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NAH! WHEN THE TIME
COMES, I'M GONNA
GROW OLD GRACEFULLY.
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OK, MADDIE, LET'S GET
STARTED ON YOUR HAIR.
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COME OVER HERE AND
LET'S WORK SOME MAGIC.
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AND FOR MY FIRST TRICK,
I MADE THE COMB DISAPPEAR.
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NNNH! UHH!
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IT'S OK.
IT'LL BE FINE
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ONCE WE WASH,
CONDITION, BLOW DRY,
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STRAIGHT IRON
AND POSSIBLY SHAVE
YOUR HEAD.
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WHAT?!
I'M KIDDING.
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[SIGHS]
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AS LONG AS I STAY INSIDE.
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OTHERWISE, IT'S ATTACK
OF THE KILLER HAIR.
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THEN IT WAS PRETTY SMART
OF ME TO ARRANGE YOUR DATE
HERE AT THE HOTEL.
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LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHY SOME
PEOPLE THINK I'M STUPID.
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OW, OW, OW, OW...
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IT'S A MYSTERY,
ALL RIGHT.
230
00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:29,867
Umpire: STRIKE!
231
00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:30,867
Crowd: AW!
232
00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:32,567
YOU'RE BLIND!
233
00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:34,467
YOU TELL HIM,
FANCY-PANTS!
234
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,500
THANKS, ARTIE.
HEY, SOME POPCORN?
235
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,567
YEAH. DON'T MIND IF I DO.
236
00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:39,734
MR. MOSEBY,
YOUR HAT'S EMPTY.
237
00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:42,233
AH! WE'LL REFILL IT, BOYS.
238
00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:44,500
HEY, HOW ABOUT
SOME PEANUTS?
239
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,133
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
240
00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:49,000
HEY, WAITER, 3 ORDERS OF
YOUR FINEST PEANUTS, PLEASE.
241
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000
AND SOME COTTON CANDY?
242
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,500
SURE. AND SOME--OOH!
243
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,133
NEVER MIND.
HUH?
244
00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:54,734
HEY!
245
00:10:54,734 --> 00:10:59,600
OH! GOOD THING I DIDN'T
ORDER THE CANNED HAM.
246
00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,300
I GOTTA SAY,
MR. MOSEBY,
247
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,200
FOR A STICK IN THE MUD,
YOU'RE OK.
248
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:08,367
HMM. AND FOR A PAIN
IN THE DERRIÈRE,
SO ARE YOU.
249
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,200
THIS STINKS.
IT'S THE BOTTOM
OF THE NINTH,
250
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:14,233
THE SOX ARE LOSING,
AND NOW I'LL NEVER
CATCH A BALL.
251
00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:17,033
IT'S NOT OVER YET.
IF HE HITS THIS,
252
00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:19,467
WE STILL HAVE
A CHANCE OF WINNING.
253
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,900
HMM!
254
00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,500
IT'S COMING TO US!
255
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,033
NO! DON'T CATCH THAT!
256
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:26,700
NO!
257
00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:29,300
ALL RIGHT!
I CAUGHT IT!
258
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,300
I CAUGHT IT!
259
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,567
I CAUGHT IT FOR YOU.
260
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,100
NO, THANKS.
261
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:34,900
OH, BUT I INSIST.
262
00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,834
KEEP IT.
OH, BUT
YOU WANTED ONE.
263
00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,300
NOT THAT ONE.
WHY NOT?
264
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:41,200
Announcer: INTERFERENCE.
THE BATTER IS OUT.
265
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,500
THE YANKEES WIN.
266
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,467
THAT'S WHY!
267
00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:48,800
TO THINK I SHARED
POPCORN WITH
THE LIKES OF YOU.
268
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,667
NICE GOING, MR. MOSEBY.
269
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:51,500
YOU LOST US THE GAME.
270
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:54,567
YOU ARE GOING TO BE
THE MOST HATED MAN IN BOSTON.
271
00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:58,367
OH, PISH-POSH. I THINK
YOU'RE BLOWING THIS
ALL OUT OF PROPORTION.
272
00:11:58,367 --> 00:11:59,967
LOOK.
273
00:11:59,967 --> 00:12:04,934
[CROWD BOOING
AND YELLING]
274
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:18,967
DOES MY HAIR LOOK OK?
275
00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:20,800
AMAZING. I MEAN,
NO ONE WOULD KNOW
276
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,000
IT'S ACTUALLY
A GIANT TUMBLEWEED.
277
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,600
OK.
278
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,600
LONDON.
279
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,400
GAVIN!
280
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,400
THIS IS MADDIE.
MADDIE, THIS IS GAVIN.
281
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,667
HI.
282
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,900
HI.
283
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,834
YOU KNOW,
FOR 2 SMART PEOPLE,
284
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,700
YOU GUYS DON'T
SAY VERY MUCH.
285
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,300
THAT'S BECAUSE
WE'RE SO SMART,
286
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,567
WE CAN
COMMUNICATE
TELEPATHICALLY.
287
00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:45,834
OH, YEAH?
OH, WHAT'S SHE SAYING?
288
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:46,667
AND DON'T TALK.
289
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,767
MADDIE JUST SAID
SHE THINKS
290
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,200
WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE A GREAT TIME.
291
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,667
AND GAVIN JUST SAID
HE WISHES YOU'D LEAVE.
292
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:59,000
[GASPS] WELL! THAT'S
THE RUDEST THING
I'VE NEVER HEARD!
293
00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:01,900
SIR, YOUR TABLE
IS READY.
294
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,000
AAH! WELL, IF IT ISN'T
LITTLE MISS
295
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:09,967
"I'M SORRY, BUT THIS
HOTEL DOESN'T STOCK YOUR
FAVORITE FLAVOR OF GUM."
296
00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:13,000
PATRICK, NO ONE
LIKES COCONUT GUM.
297
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,400
I DO, SO APPARENTLY
I'M A NO ONE.
298
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,000
THIS WAY.
299
00:13:18,934 --> 00:13:20,567
WAIT. NO, NO, NO, NO.
300
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,400
WE HAVE TO HAVE
A TABLE INSIDE.
301
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,300
PLEASE...
ST. PATRICK.
302
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:29,400
SO, I SEE. NOW
I'M A SOMEONE.
303
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,400
NO, IT'S JUST
THAT IT'S REALLY
HUMID OUT THERE.
304
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,600
YES. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN
THE LACK OF AVAILABLE
TABLES IN HERE.
305
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:38,667
WE'LL WAIT. HOW SOON
CAN YOU SEAT US INSIDE?
306
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,700
BREAKFAST.
307
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,734
SPLENDID DECISION.
RIGHT THIS WAY.
308
00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:44,567
BALMY, ISN'T IT?
309
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,300
ENOUGH SMALL TALK.
HERE'S YOUR TABLE.
310
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:50,900
HERE ARE YOUR MENUS.
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME CRAYONS?
311
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,233
WELL,
THIS ISN'T SO BAD.
312
00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:59,600
WILL YOU EXCUSE ME
FOR A SECOND?
313
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,367
[GASPS]
314
00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,700
[DIALS]
315
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,200
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
316
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,367
HELLO.
317
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,934
CAREY, THIS IS
A DISASTER.
318
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,367
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
IS YOUR DATE A DUD?
319
00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:13,700
TELL HIM YOUR HUSBAND
JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL.
320
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,133
WORKS FOR ME EVERY TIME.
321
00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:19,867
NO. HE'S GREAT,
BUT WE'RE OUTSIDE,
IT'S 95% HUMIDITY,
322
00:14:19,867 --> 00:14:23,300
AND I CAN HEAR
MY HAIR FRIZZING.
323
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,967
[FRIZZING]
324
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,700
THANK GOODNESS.
SANCTUARY.
325
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:33,367
TRAITOR!
326
00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:35,667
HOW DARE YOU SHOW
YOUR FACE IN HERE?
327
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,567
I'M THE MANAGER.
328
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:40,700
WELL, MR. MANAGER,
I BET YOUR MAMA
DON'T LOVE YOU NOW.
329
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:45,967
WELL, SHE DID LEAVE
A NASTY MESSAGE
ON MY CELL PHONE.
330
00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:49,133
IF ANYONE ASKS,
WE DON'T KNOW YOU.
331
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:50,500
WE JUST MET YOU
AT THE GAME.
332
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,600
AND WE DIDN'T
HIT IT OFF.
333
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:55,200
WE WERE HAVING FUN.
WE WERE BONDING.
334
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,867
I'M SORRY. MOM SAYS
NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS.
335
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,367
OH, HI.
HOW WAS THE GAME?
336
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:05,600
OH, FINE, IF YOU LIKE
BEING PELTED BY PEANUTS.
337
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,100
GREAT. GLAD YOU HAD FUN.
338
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,300
I RAN AS FAST AS I COULD.
339
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:12,934
NOT FAST ENOUGH.
IT'S GROWING!
340
00:15:12,934 --> 00:15:15,200
NO, IT'S OK.
I GOT HERE IN TIME.
341
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,667
IN TIME FOR WHAT?
342
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:22,400
IN TIME TO
RECOMMEND THE STEAK.
IT'S FANTASTIC.
343
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:26,100
COOL. CAN WE HAVE
SOME WATER, PLEASE?
344
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,300
I'M NOT A WAITRESS.
345
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,200
THEN WHO ARE YOU?
346
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,300
I'M A SINGER.
SHE'S A CHEF.
347
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,800
I'M A SINGING CHEF.
348
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:33,867
♪ ENJOY YOUR MEAL ♪
349
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:38,734
♪ TRY THE STEAK,
NOT THE VEAL ♪
350
00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:44,500
IT REALLY IS HUMID
TONIGHT, ISN'T IT?
351
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:48,667
IS IT?
I HADN'T NOTICED.
352
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,300
COULD YOU EXCUSE ME?
COULD YOU EXCUSE ME?
353
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,300
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
354
00:15:57,300 --> 00:16:01,400
I AM NOT STAYING IN
ANY HOTEL MANAGED BY
SOME BENEDICT ARNOLD.
355
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,300
ME, NEITHER. I'M CHECKING
OUT AND I'M GOING TO STAY
AT THE ST. MARK.
356
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,567
BLAME ME IF YOU MUST,
357
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:09,467
BUT PLEASE
DO NOT PUNISH THIS
MAGNIFICENT HOTEL.
358
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:10,233
I'D RATHER DIE.
359
00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:13,133
WORKS FOR US.
WORKS FOR US.
360
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,133
POOR MR. MOSEBY.
361
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:16,200
IF I HADN'T MADE
SUCH A BIG DEAL
362
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,200
ABOUT NEVER
CATCHING A BALL,
363
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,100
HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T
BE IN THIS FIX.
364
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,467
YEAH.
365
00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:23,200
WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
366
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,400
YEAH. WANNA GO GET
SOME ICE CREAM?
367
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,100
SURE.
368
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:31,000
AAH!
369
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,300
SORRY, SORRY,
SORRY, SORRY. OH!
370
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,467
THE HAIRSPRAY
IS WEARING OFF.
371
00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:37,300
I THINK I'VE
BUILT UP AN IMMUNITY
TO IT.
372
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,200
OK. IT'S A
LITTLE FRIZZY.
373
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:39,700
HOW LITTLE?
374
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:43,200
SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
A TROLL DOLL AND
AN UNSHEARED SHEEP.
375
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,667
[GASPS]
376
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,400
AH, MISS LONDON,
377
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,500
MAY I GET YOU
A TABLE INSIDE?
378
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,900
BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THERE WASN'T ANYTHING
AVAILABLE INSIDE.
379
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:55,767
I'M SORRY. DOES YOUR
FATHER OWN THIS HOTEL?
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
380
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,200
THANK YOU, PATRICK,
BUT I JUST CAME UP
381
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,467
TO CHECK
ON MY FRIENDS' DATE.
382
00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:01,200
ALTHOUGH I DON'T
KNOW WHY I SHOULD
383
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,400
AFTER YOU THOUGHT
RUDE THINGS TO ME.
384
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:07,400
WELL, WE APOLOGIZE.
NOW PLEASE HELP ME BLOT.
385
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,934
YOU GOT A MOP?
386
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,700
THAT'S WHY
I NEED YOUR HELP.
387
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,033
SEE, I REALLY
LIKE MADDIE,
388
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,300
WHICH MAKES ME
A LITTLE NERVOUS,
389
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,800
SO IT MAKES ME SWEAT
EVEN MORE,
390
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,033
BUT I DON'T WANT HER
TO SEE MY SWEATING,
391
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:17,734
SO I HAVE TO KEEP
RUNNING IN HERE TO BLOT,
392
00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:20,000
WHICH MAKES ME SWEAT MORE.
393
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,600
EW, EW,
EW-EW-EW-EW-EW.
394
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,934
TAKE CARE OF THIS.
395
00:17:27,934 --> 00:17:29,967
Gavin: THANKS.
396
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:34,300
HEY, WOULD YOU
MIND PUTTING SOME
DEODORANT ON MY BACK?
397
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,367
COME WITH ME.
398
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,300
THAT'S NOT WORKING.
399
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,500
IT'S ALIVE!
400
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:44,867
♪ I RECOMMEND
THE CREME BRULÉE ♪
401
00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:49,467
♪ I RECOMMEND
YOU GO AWAY ♪
402
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,467
LOOK, YOU'VE BOTH
BEEN HIDING SOMETHING.
403
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:57,300
THE TRUTH IS--HOW DO I
SAY THIS NICELY?
404
00:17:57,300 --> 00:18:02,100
MADDIE'S A FRIZZY-HAIRED
FREAK AND GAVIN SWEATS
LIKE A DONKEY IN A SAUNA.
405
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,100
SO NOW YOU GUYS CAN JUST
RELAX AND ENJOY YOUR DATE.
406
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:10,600
I MEAN, IF YOU CAN FORGET
HOW HIDEOUS YOU BOTH LOOK.
407
00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:12,600
[LAUGHS]
408
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,500
OH, GREAT. MORE
SMARTY-PANTS SILENT TALK.
409
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,500
OK, WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS SAYING?
410
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,567
I SAID THAT
I LOVE CURLY HAIR.
411
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:26,100
AND I SAID THAT
A LITTLE PERSPIRATION
NEVER HURT ANYBODY.
412
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:29,700
OH! THIS IS SO ROMANTIC!
413
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:33,000
IN AN INCREDIBLY
ICKY KIND OF WAY.
414
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,400
NOW WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
415
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:39,233
GAVIN WANTS TO THANK YOU
FOR SETTING UP OUR DATE
AND THEN SAVING IT.
416
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:40,100
OH!
417
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,200
AND MADDIE
WANTS YOU TO LEAVE.
418
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,100
WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M THINKING UP HERE?
419
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,000
NOTHING?
NOTHING?
420
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,500
WOW, YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.
421
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,300
I JUST HOPE
MR. MOSEBY'S OK.
422
00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,600
WELL, IF YOU'RE SO
CONCERNED, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST ASK HIM?
423
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,033
MR. MOSEBY!
424
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:03,033
DIT-DIT-DIT-DIT-DIT!
425
00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:04,467
THERE HE IS!
426
00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:08,367
OH! OH, MY! NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO PUNCHING!
427
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:11,734
I CAN'T TAKE HITTING.
OH! UHH!
428
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,100
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE
THE MOST HATED MAN
IN BOSTON?
429
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:17,033
I DIDN'T MEAN TO COST
THE SOX THEIR GAME.
430
00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:19,100
DO YOU THINK YOU'LL
HAVE TO LEAVE BOSTON?
431
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:22,600
LEAVE BOSTON? HE SHOULD
LEAVE THE COUNTRY!
432
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,100
YEAH!
YEAH!
433
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,967
HE DOESN'T
DESERVE THIS.
434
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:28,567
HOLD MY CONE.
I'M GOING IN.
435
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,033
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
436
00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:31,600
WHO ARE YOU?
437
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,200
I'M THE KID
HE TOOK TO THE GAME.
438
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,033
I DON'T KNOW
EITHER OF THEM!
439
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,600
WHY'D YOU PULL
SUCH A BONEHEAD MOVE?
440
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,734
HE COULDN'T HELP
DOING SOMETHING
INCREDIBLY STUPID.
441
00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:43,700
IT WAS
HIS FIRST GAME.
442
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:47,500
WAIT. A GROWN MAN
WHO'S NEVER BEEN TO
A BASEBALL GAME?
443
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,133
YEAH.
FAT CHANCE.
444
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:50,133
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT
HIS MOM MADE HIM
445
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:53,300
WEAR TIGHTS
AND PLAY BALLET.
446
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,900
ACTUALLY, I QUITE
ENJOYED THE DANCING.
447
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,133
BUT YOU GO AHEAD.
448
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:01,800
IT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN
THE SMARTEST MOVE,
449
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,867
BUT HE CAUGHT THAT BALL
FOR ME,
450
00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:06,600
FOR A KID WHO ALWAYS
DREAMED OF CATCHING ONE.
451
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,400
BUT WAS TOO LAME
TO DO IT HIMSELF
452
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:13,133
BECAUSE HE HAS
LOUSY HAND-EYE
COORDINATION.
453
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:18,233
I HAVE ASTIGMATISM.
454
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:20,400
LOOK, DON'T YOU
ALL REMEMBER
455
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,467
WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO
GO TO YOUR FIRST
BASEBALL GAME,
456
00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:25,033
TO WALK THROUGH
THAT DARK TUNNEL
457
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:28,400
AND SUDDENLY SEE
THE STADIUM OPEN UP
IN FRONT OF YOU?
458
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:28,934
YEAH.
YEAH.
459
00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:32,900
SMELLING THE NEWLY-CUT
GRASS AND THE FRESH,
ROASTED PEANUTS.
460
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:33,600
YEAH.
YEAH.
461
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,767
THE FAT FAN'S
NACHO BURPS.
462
00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,734
[ALL GROAN]
463
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:39,867
THE POINT IS,
464
00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:42,400
THIS MAN DIDN'T THINK
HE'D LIKE BASEBALL,
465
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,133
BUT ONCE HE GOT THERE,
HE LOVED IT.
466
00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:48,400
SO HE GOT SWEPT AWAY
IN THE EXCITEMENT
AND CAUGHT THE BALL.
467
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,600
HE DID IT FOR ME.
468
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,200
HE MAY BE THE MOST
HATED MAN IN BOSTON,
469
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,400
BUT TO ME,
HE'S A HERO.
470
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,367
AW!
AW!
471
00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:58,500
YOU KNOW, THE KID'S
GOT A POINT.
472
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,467
YEAH.
YEAH.
473
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,900
AND ISN'T THAT WHAT
BASEBALL'S ALL ABOUT?
474
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:04,867
NOT WINNING OR LOSING
BUT THE LOVE OF THE GAME?
475
00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:05,834
YEAH.
476
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:12,367
NOT IF YOU LOST
YOUR PAYCHECK BETTING
ON THE SOX.
477
00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:13,500
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
478
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,867
AND IT KNOCKED US
OUT OF FIRST PLACE.
479
00:21:15,867 --> 00:21:17,100
BEHIND THE YANKEES.
480
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,934
I HATE THE YANKEES.
481
00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:21,767
I HATE HIM!
482
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:23,500
GET HIM!
YEAH!
483
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:26,100
RUN, BOYS, RUN!
484
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:32,100
LET ME KNOW
IF YOU CATCH HIM!
485
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:38,300
AS I MAY HAVE MENTIONED
486
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:41,200
EVERY 5 MINUTES FOR
THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF--
BUT WHO'S COUNTING?--
487
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,200
IT'S CLOSING TIME.
488
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,467
ISN'T IT JUST
A GORGEOUS NIGHT?
489
00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:48,200
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
490
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,467
FINE. IF YOU WANT
TO STAY, I HAVE
ONE FAVOR TO ASK.
491
00:21:51,467 --> 00:21:53,300
WE'VE RUN OUT OF STEEL
WOOL IN THE KITCHEN.
492
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,400
WE'D LOVE TO
SCRUB THE POTS OUT
WITH YOUR HAIR!
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