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Lana, it's okay, Lana.

We're not here to hurt you. We are here to help you.

We've been watching you.

You've been going through very difficult times lately,

haven't you?

But we are here to give you a second chance.

What, what are you talking about?

Big changes are coming.

The world is about to be reborn.

Have to be Ready.

We need friends, we need family.

And I want you to be a part of my family.

Family? What do you mean?

Do you like movies, Lana?

Think of your favorite movie,

one in which you would love to live.

Now imagine living that way for the rest of your life.

You would like that, wouldn't you, Lana?

Well, I can give you that.

Michael, it's me. - Yeah, I know.

Have you managed to assess the sit...?

Have you managed to assess the situation?

Yeah, we got three crusties. They just made the pitch.

I was about to introduce myself.

No, they've already given her the choice.

We must permit her to make that decision.

I'm not a fan of that rule, Rose.

Never have been, never will be.

So what will it be, Lana?

Damn.

Yeah!

Finish it!

Ow, damn it.

Hey, Lakey. How you doing?

I've had better days.

I thought I was done with you, Michael.

Well, you were, but then you had to come back into my town

and start turning all the hot chicks into crusties.

You gotta leave some of them for us mortals, Lakey.

Uh...

How about we make a deal?

You let me slip away,

and I'll tell you what you want to know.

What makes you think

you have anything that I want to know?

The fact that I have a headache, and not heartburn.

All right.

But you'd better hurry.

I think Rose is almost done with her workout.

Wow.

Relax, I didn't hit the heart,

but it is close enough to slow you down.

Told you.

What the fuck? - I'm so sorry.

Son of a bitch!

Better hurry. Running out time, what's the word?

All right, all right.

Lameck is back.

No.

Ah, okay, all right, uh, Lilith is in town.

Lilith is dead, she's been a pile of dust for centuries.

No, she is in town, and she is planning something big.

And she is building an army.

Well in that case, you can tell me where to find her.

No, I don't know. Only that she is recruiting.

Although, although, she is looking for someone...

special. - Special. Who?

I don't know, I don't know. I really don't know!

Should I have played with them a bit more?

Nah, he spilled.

So how about it? We had a deal.

You let me go.

Yeah.

I said I'd let you go.

Lakey.

I said I'd let you go.

So, rumors are true, Lilith? - Lilith.

What's the plan? Hank? - Heavens no.

Does Stanley still have his cover?

Yeah, but I don't want to blow it over nothing.

Lilith is anything but nothing,

She is if it's bullshit.

And what do you think, Michael?

Do you think it's bullshit?

Make the call. Use Stanley as bait.

If Lilith is indeed building an army,

she will want someone like him.

Don't tell Hank I did that.

Hey, can I borrow your phone? I'm out of minutes.

♪ Let's start a little trouble, have a little fun ♪

♪ We'll run around 'til the moon becomes the sun ♪

♪ Let's get in a little trouble, you won't wanna miss this ♪

♪ Yeah, you can call me mischief, mischief ♪

♪ I gotta taste for it ♪

♪ I gotta give me my punishment that fits the crime ♪

♪ I like to take it if I know it isn't mine ♪

♪ All the girls are dancing, all the boys are on fire ♪

♪ We're at the limit, now let's cross the line ♪

♪ I got a feeling that you like a chase ♪

♪ Gotta keep up the pace ♪

♪ Let's justify it and it's one hell of a race ♪

♪ Let's get in a little trouble, wouldn't wanna miss this ♪

♪ Yeah, you can call me mischief, mischief ♪

♪ Let's get in a little bit of trouble, is it really fun ♪

♪ You can call me, you can call me mischief, mischief ♪

♪ I gotta taste for it, I gotta taste. ♪

♪ I gotta taste for it. ♪

We know you have it.

I don't know anything about any Rose.

All right, enough already. Jesus Christ.

Where did you learn your interrogating skills? The CIA?

He was just about to break.

Sure he was.

I thought you didn't get your hands dirty.

I don't.

I'm here because you're not honoring our agreement.

I was promised results and I was promised the Desert Rose.

Ah, well, we've both made a lot of promises.

I kept mine.

So you have.

And now I'll keep mine.

Your thugs have been pounding on this guy

for damn near four hours.

You really should have let my people take care of it.

If I let your people handle it,

he'd be dead already, and we'd still have nothing.

Men are so strong.

They're like rocks.

The strongest ones though, they don't break by force.

I learned that freshman year in college.

No, they're broken by love,

at least the hope of it anyway.

Sophomore year. - Yeah hope.

God damn, I love hope.

Couldn't have done half the shit I've done

without the foolishness of hope.

Man's greatest weakness, isn't it?

Well, that and children.

Who was she, Stanley?

What?

Who was it that made you give up on love?

On a family?

What made you dive into your work?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Don't lie to me, Stanley.

You don't wanna lie anymore.

I, I don't have anything to tell you.

Oh, you're gonna tell me everything, and you know it,

'cause you're a good boy.

Yeah, and good boys do as they're told.

Mojo one in position. - Copy that. Go on my mark.

This is a mistake.

Mark.

Target one down.

Target two down.

Target three down.

Come on, Stanley, give it to me.

Come on, gimme what I want.

I want to. - Uh huh,

So why don't you tell me, Stanley?

Huh? Mmhmm, come on Stanley.

We don't know where it is.

Oh, Stanley, why do we think that you do?

Because we wanted you to, so we could find you.

Oh, Stanley, no one even knows I'm alive.

We do, Lilith, Mother of Demons.

Who knows, Stanley? - Oh.

Who are you working with? - Oh.

Tell me Stanley, stay with me. Come on.

Oh. - Who are you working with?

Oh, oh... Fuck Stanley, tell me,

who are you working with, who knows?

Tell me, Stanley, I'll let you have it all.

Come on, Stanley, tell me.

Yes, Stanley, that's it. Tell me, who are you working with?

The Project.

Fuck!

Breach.

You morons, you led them straight to me!

You can't let 'em see me. You've gotta get me outta here.

Okay, I'll let myself out.

Multiple targets acquired.

Target's down.

I told you my teams would get her.

That has yet to be seen.

It's only a matter of time.

This is a blood bath.

We'll come out on top.

But at what cost? - Hey, do you want her or not?

We have eyes on Night Owl.

I warned you. - It's not over.

Now it's over.

Mojo one, Mojo Axel, how copy? Over.

Mojo three, Mojo Actual, how copy? Over.

Mojo five.

Mojo, Johnson!

I'm grateful to your assistance up until this point,

but I'm dissolving our partnership.

It didn't have to be this way.

Your way didn't work.

Now it's my turn.

Go ahead.

You cannot fight what you are.

Our backup team has arrived on location. No survivors.

Five Familiars, three crusties, all three Mojo teams,

and Stanley.

Location is secure. No sign of Lilith.

Hey, hot stuff, wait up!

I see the sexual harassment videos you were

assigned went unwatched again.

Eh, you've seen one, you've seen 'em all.

Call me a pacifist, but I would've preferred

someone left alive to torture for information.

So what's the plan?

Obviously, Lilith knows we're coming now.

So element of surprise is gone.

I wouldn't say that.

What, are you kidding me?

She'll see Hank's teams coming from a mile away.

Hank's teams are a brutish wall of violence.

They only leave dust and debris in its wake.

If we are to battle Lilith and her minions-

Minions, did you say minions?

Do people still have those?

We need to be more surgical,

more precise, more intelligent.

All right, well, I guess we can take some of Hank's guys,

concentrate on more surgical strikes,

more precise targeting as far as intelligence.

I guess we can give them some books to read,

or something. - No.

All right, YouTube videos then.

I want to start the Beta Project.

Hank is not gonna be happy with that.

I'll handle Henry. I want four very skilled women.

Who doesn't?

Uh, just a little please.

That's good. Thank you.

Check?

Uh yeah, sorry, yeah, thank you.

What?

We got a six hour leg ahead of us.

We don't need to be stopping every five minutes.

Oh, I'll hold it. - Yeah.

We're way ahead of schedule.

We can make some potty breaks if we need to.

Potty breaks? What are you five?

Damn it, did anyone call Pete

to let him know we'll be arriving early?

I did.

Oh.

What the hell, worm?

You don't flash that kind of cash in front of people.

What?

How can someone so smart be so stupid?

Hey, watch it.

She's just invited every thug in this place

to jump us when we get outside.

Hey, she didn't know about it, okay? It was a mistake.

We told her. Now she won't do it again, right Worm?

Right, I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking.

That's the problem, you don't think.

Zoe, knock it off,

or I'll clean every single toilet in here

with that big ass forehead of yours.

Enough.

Both of you.

Worm, you have to be more careful.

All right, I'm sorry.

Ajay, you touch Zoe without my permission

and I'll make sure you're in the back of that truck

for the next six months on every job.

Oh yeah,

Zoe, you pick on Worm one more time

and I'm gonna ask Ajay to clean the bathrooms.

Understood?

Let's go.

♪ One last ride, can't wait to take the train ♪

♪ One last ride ♪

♪ One last ride, can't wait to take the train ♪

Another six hours and we'll be at the border.

We'll stop just before we get there

to prep for the crossing.

All right, sounds good.

Zoe, keep it under 80... Excuse me.

Shit. - Damn it, Worm.

I'm not trying to cause no trouble or anything,

just like need some cash for like a bus fare or something.

Sorry. Nada.

All right, I'm not fuckin' around. Gimme that cash.

Yeah, I saw little white bitch got it.

What? - Who the fuck you call white?

I wasn't talking to you,

Come get it.

Hey, who's the bitch now?

Hm, Papi?

Night night.

Don't save her, you shouldn't do it.

Don't save her. Let her die.

What the hell, Ajay? What the fuck are you doing?

We need to get outta here.

Worm handle this. - Ajay, are you okay?

Ajay, we gotta get outta here, all right?

Yeah, all right. - All right?

♪ Oh no ♪

All right. ♪ One last ride ♪

♪ Can't wait to take the train, one last ride ♪

♪ Yeah, one last ride ♪

♪ Can't wait to take the train, one last ride ♪

♪ One last ride ♪

♪ One last ride ♪

♪ One last ride, oh ♪

♪ One last ride, yeah ♪

♪ I'll take the train, take the train, take the train ♪

♪ One last ride, one last ride ♪

♪ Look now, now, look now ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

Hey Mehnkah. - Hi Mike.

Hey wait, hey hey hey hey hey, Mehnkah.

You're like in HR or something, right?

Accounting. - Accounting,

hell, it doesn't get any smarter than accounting, right?

Okay. - Congratulations.

You're on the new team. - Wait, what?

Okay. - Oh wait, hold on.

Yes?

Thanks.

What a fuckin' weirdo.

Safe. - You're late.

Yeah, sorry, I had to whip up

this little PowerPoint presentation for y'all.

Oh well, you wanted the best four girls on my list?

Here they are.

Smuggler, by the name of Amanda Jarvis Cortez,

Ajay to her friends.

Survived on the streets as a pickpocket,

running short cons, put together her own crew.

Now she's one of, if not the best smugglers

in North and Central America.

Not exactly gonna run the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs,

but pretty damn close.

Second

Next, runs with Ajay,

goes by the name of Worm, as in book.

She's hyper-intelligent, a little socially awkward,

but dangerous on a keyboard.

So she's your nerd.

You played football in high school, didn't you?

Tight end. - Next.

Next is our very own Mehnkah.

Mehnkah from accounting? - HR.

Accounting. - Accounting, yes.

And number four?

I've got that narrowed down to two different choices.

First one is a girl named Joy Malone.

Whoa, whoa, wait. Our Joy?

Our Joy?

Yes, she helped Mike and I run an op last year

on some underground meth labs.

Yeah, she's dangerous and a hothead,

and she nearly got herself killed.

But she gets the job done,

and she's got some pretty interesting skills.

What kind of skills?

She's a redhead from the O'Malley line.

Oh, I see.

Okay, well there is that, but she's also strong,

has a hell of a left hook, which Hank can testify to,

and she knows her way around

every government issued firearm.

Plus she can run a long con like nobody's business.

And your final option?

She's gonna be a little difficult to find.

Gimme what you have on her. I'll track her down.

You're not gonna find her, Hank.

What's her name?

She goes by the name of The Ballerina.

You're not gonna have anything on her, Hank.

If she exists, we'll find her.

The Ballerina.

A thief, supposed to be responsible for at least

a dozen of the most high profile jobs

in the last three years.

Now see there, she doesn't exist.

Oh, she exists.

So these are your choices?

A smuggler, a nerd, an accountant, a banshee,

and a figment of your imagination?

Not everything you can know about somebody

can be put in a file, Hank.

I mean, what does your file say about me?

It says you were born in Dallas, Texas.

Went to Wallace Elementary.

Your mascot was the wallaby.

Adorable, by the way. - Thank you.

Graduated Kingwood High School.

Go Mustangs.

Also graduated Texas A&M with a bachelor's,

a master's, and doctorate in communication and psychology.

Are my eyes really green?

You've taken defensive driving seven times?

Well that was just for the 10% discount

on my car insurance. - Have you ever taken

The Project's offensive driving program?

Offensive driving, is that like driving around

with your ass hanging out the window?

No, it's killing people with your car.

Oh, I can already do that.

Yeah, but can you do it with style?

I knew everything I needed to know about you

before I met you.

And this tells me that these girls

are a disaster waiting to happen!

This is my team Henry. They'll be my responsibility.

Fine, Rose. Have it your way.

You sure about this? - Of course I'm sure.

I wouldn't be doing it if I thought it was a mistake.

That's right, I forgot, you don't make mistakes.

Correct.

I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Wait, was that a joke? Did you just tell a joke?

If you tell anyone,

I'll be forced to kill you in the most humiliating way.

Oh fuck, I gotta piss.

Try not to flirt with them so much.

Like to get this over with without any problems.

I flirt with them so that we don't have any problems.

What if they don't flirt back?

Then we know we got a problem.

Two days ahead of schedule. - Yeah.

We are impressed.

Two days ahead of schedule. 20% bonus?

You girls are worth the 20%, just to look at.

Girls?

Would girls be able to smuggle

a whole truck load of your shit from Peru to the U.S.

in five days with no complications?

See, this is why we click.

I don't like complications. You don't like complications.

Perhaps you and I,

we could spend some time together after this.

No complications.

Right.

You give me my quarter million

and we can avoid all sorts of complications, okay?

You know exactly what to say to a client, don't you?

It's okay, it's okay. I like it.

Are you sure you ladies don't want to join us for drinks?

Yeah,

we would love to stay and celebrate with y'all,

but we got places to see and people to do.

You know how it is, right?

Ready.

♪ I got a hankering for-♪

♪ I'm kinda restless, I can't ignore the beat ♪

♪ Gotta skip in my step, gotta tap my feet ♪

♪ I got a craving, you're exactly what I need ♪

♪ I've never been too good at keeping quiet ♪

♪ Give me occasion, I can promise I won't bite ♪

What the fuck is this?

Oh, you weren't supposed to see that.

We better not have drive five days,

smuggling fuckin' Pete.

Tell me this is heroin.

Oh it isn't heroin.

It's a bait.

♪ Let's get little bit drunk, you won't want to miss this ♪

♪ Yeah, you can call me mischief, mischief ♪

♪ I got a taste for it ♪

♪ Give me a punishment that fits the crime ♪

♪ Like to take it if I know it is mine ♪

♪ All the girls are dancing, all the boys are on fire ♪

♪ We're at the limit now, let's cross the line ♪

♪ I've got a feeling that you like a chase ♪

♪ Takes one to know one, and I can't stay in one place ♪

♪ Ready set go. Can't keep up the pace ♪

♪ I'll justify it and it's one hell of a race ♪

♪ You're a little trouble, you won't wanna miss this ♪

♪ Yeah, you can call me mischief, mischief ♪

♪ I can break your heart if you play me for a fool ♪

You should find men

with thicker skins.

You were warned Peter.

♪ The moon becomes the sun ♪

♪ Get a little bit drunk, you won't wanna miss this ♪

♪ Yeah, you can call me mischief, mischief ♪

This girl is under the protection of The Project.

You leave now, or suffer the consequences.

♪ I can break your heart ♪ So be it.

♪ If you play you for a fool ♪

♪ We can play a game if I can break the rules ♪

♪ I can break your heart if you play me for fool ♪

♪ Yeah so, let's have a little bit of fun ♪

♪ We've run around 'til the moon becomes the sun ♪

♪ You're a little bit drunk, you won't wanna miss this ♪

♪ Yeah, you can call me-♪ - You can't win, Rose.

Peter, I already have. ♪ You're a little bit drunk ♪

♪ I gotta stay strong, I gotta taste ♪

No way. ♪ I got a taste for it ♪

♪ I got a-♪

Yes way.

Now you wouldn't wanna lose your head

over little old me, would you?

What the hell do you want? - Just a talk.

Now we could stand here and shoot each other in the face,

or we can have a nice polite conversation.

Hear us out and you get to keep the cash.

Mmhmm, we? Your friend there isn't talking to anybody.

I told you she wouldn't go quietly.

So how about that talk?

Oh, thank you.

Unlike my friend, my face doesn't react so well to bullets.

All right, so who are you,

and what the hell do you want?

I'm Mike Lorenzo and this charming soul is Rose.

We belong to an organization known as The Project.

As for what we want, well-

We simply want to ask you a question.

Oh yeah? Well what kind of question is that?

Ms. Cortez, do you believe in destiny?

What the fuck?

Oh, here we go.

♪ She got the blue sundress and cowboy boots ♪

♪ Bent over the table, shooting pool ♪

♪ That's what I'm talking about ♪

♪ I got my quarters lined up and I'm on deck ♪

♪ Grab a pitcher of of Miller, was practicing ♪

♪ That's what I'm talking about ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm just lookin' for some fun ♪

♪ I got my bluejeans, with this school ring ♪

♪ Tipping my hat to the country queen ♪

♪ Cowboy revel out on the scene ♪

♪ And things are gettin' low ♪

♪ Band's playing my favorite song ♪

♪ And all the guys and girls love to sing along ♪

♪ Everybody let me hear you tap dance ♪

♪ That's what I'm talkin' about ♪

♪ She hit the eight ball in and grabbed my hands ♪

♪ I said forget this cutie, come on, let's dance ♪

♪ That's what I'm talkin' about ♪

Hey.

Where is she at?

♪ We lit up by the neon Bud sign ♪

♪ Double fisting shots while we pump and grind ♪

♪ That's what I'm talkin' about ♪

♪ Yeah, we're shutting this place down ♪

♪ I got my bluejeans with this school ring ♪

♪ Tipping my hat to the country queen ♪

♪ Cowboy revel out on the scene ♪

♪ And things are gettin' low ♪

♪ Band's playing my favorite song ♪

♪ And all the guys and girls got to sing along ♪

♪ Everybody let me hear you shout ♪

♪ That's what I'm talkin' about ♪

♪ With no dive ♪

♪ The beer is cold, the night is young ♪

♪ And we ain't stoppin' 'til the sun comes up ♪

♪ I got my blue jeans with the school ring ♪

♪ Tipping my had to the country queen ♪

♪ Cowboy revel out on the scene ♪

♪ and things are gettin' low ♪

She can run, can't she?

Should remember the first rule of pursuit,

you can run but you can't hide.

Yeah, what does it say about shattered knees though?

What?

♪ That's what I'm talkin' about ♪

I swear I will end you.

Samus, she's here.

Guys, let's go.

Well? - You were right.

The Project knew we were coming.

Took the other one though.

It was unavoidable.

So what do we do with this one?

Nothing. - Nothing?

You do nothing.

You keep her here, you watch her.

You let nothing happen to her.

You know, it's only a matter of time

before The Project realizes what your plan is.

Oh, I highly doubt that.

Give me one good reason I shouldn't, turn you.

Having somebody of your influence

can be very beneficial to me and my business.

Besides I'd have access to that husband of yours.

How about that?

Then I'd have a lot of power.

Oh no, what's wrong?

Your little healing trick not working?

The Desert Rose is not the only thing

that can cause wounds that can't heal.

Remember that next time you decide to whip out your dick.

And she is not to be harmed. She's only to be held.

And under no circumstance is she to be turned.

Am I understood?

I thought so.

What did I just see?

The truth.

I'm gonna need a little more than that.

Of course,

but we need to know that we're not wasting our time.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had other places to be.

Are you the type of person

that will hide your eyes from reality

because it contradicts what you believe?

Or are you the type of person

that will accept the truth before them?

Are you willing to sacrifice everything you were,

everything you are, everything you can be all for the truth?

Because if you're not Ms. Cortez,

you take your briefcase and go change your life.

Justify what you saw tonight as adrenaline, shadows,

smoke, mirrors, reflections of reality

that altered your perception of it.

Take your money and go be happy.

Or?

Or you stay and you discover the truth.

All right, I'm listening.

The men you encountered tonight, they're not human.

They're the children of an old,

very powerful family of ancient creatures.

We know them only as The Old Ones.

They existed before the gods of Greece, before mankind,

before the Christian God

pulled the world out of darkness and chaos.

Demons just, just say demons. She'll understand demons.

I mean, you are Catholic, right?

What? You're just assuming I'm Catholic, why?

Because I'm Latina? - You're not Catholic?

So these things, they're demons, right?

It's as good name as any other to use.

These creatures, they take many forms,

sometimes fire, sometimes smoke,

sometimes the very air that we breathe.

They can even take human form.

They are powerful,

and they are sworn to return this world

into the chaos from which they were spawned.

What do you want from me though?

We want you to fight.

Mm, fight, got it, fight these demons, right? Me?

Look, there are those in this world

that have no purpose, no destiny, no fate.

They make up the majority of this world.

They have the ability to choose

where their life will take them,

and they always choose to take it nowhere.

Then there are those of us who are destined for greatness,

and we will always begin by asking ourselves

if we have a choice to pursue or not to pursue our destiny.

Is there a free will?

Of course there is, but not for people like us.

I make my own choices and I follow my own path.

Yes, you've had many opportunities

to reach this night before.

Forks, it doesn't matter what choices you made in the past.

Someday, sometime eventually,

you would have sat down with us.

If not us, those like us, those with the same purpose.

Let's say you made different decisions

early on in your life.

We would've already had this conversation.

Perhaps Mike would be sitting where you are,

you'd be sitting here in this pew.

Paths, yes, there are many,

but in the end, they all lead here, to the same place.

That is destiny.

Ms. Cortez, I'll ask you again,

do you believe in destiny?

Are those necessary?

Well, she shattered Cliff's kneecap and broke my nose.

I wasn't talking to you. Are those necessary?

Oh, I get it. You must be the good cop.

Take those off.

Oh sorry, I thought you were still talking to me.

Is there anything else?

Men are idiots. I really need an all female staff.

They have their uses. - That they do.

So let me get this straight,

this is where you spread a bunch of photos on the table,

right, from a file,

where you tell me everything you know about me,

and you show me all the people

that I've wronged, or killed, or fill in the blank.

And then you try to get a confession outta me

all night long.

But then you try to work me

so that I turn on someone that I know, or work with.

That's right. You're former DEA.

You've been on my side of the table before.

Many times.

Well, I think I should introduce myself. I'm-

Lilith Stone, ADA.

That's right. - It's on your badge, toots.

Ah.

We're gonna have a lot of fun today.

They gave you the destiny speech too?

Yeah, they can be kind of melodramatic sometimes,

but for the most part, they're good people.

Hi, am Mehnkah.

I guess me and you are going to be partners now?

Partners? - Oh yeah, partners,

teammates, whatever you wanna call it.

Oh, I'm Ajay.

Well, Ajay, very nice to meet you.

Yeah.

They sure gotta a thing for destiny, don't they?

Yeah, destiny, right?

Like there's somebody out there who has it all figured out,

from the beginning of time to the end of time.

I guess some people would rather believe in destiny

then admit that shit just happens.

Yeah, bad shit happens.

I mean, otherwise,

what's the point of everything without free will?

Am I right?

Free will.

You know, every decision you make,

from the career path you choose

to the line you decide to go into

at the grocery store checkout,

they all have outcomes and consequences.

You, for example,

decide to become an actor instead of a police officer,

and because of that, countless lives are lost,

or saved.

And you, you choose the long line

at the grocery store checkout,

and on your way home, you miss the light by just seconds,

and in doing so, prevents you from causing the accident

that will kill a child, that would become president.

Outcomes and consequences.

Do you think mankind

is ready for that kind of responsibility?

Are you?

Free will, hm, good luck with that.

Well, aren't you a bucket of sunshine?

Who the hell are you?

I'm the one that's gonna try to prevent you

from getting killed.

Okay.

Joy Malone, one hell of a future in the DEA

until you made one giant mistake.

Now you've been on the run for almost a year,

but always one step ahead.

Until now. - Until now. Congratulations.

Let's see.

It says you're responsible for taking out the meth operation

of the Walker sisters, single-handedly?

By killing everyone in it? - Okay,

that was completely self-defense.

And a competing dealer, by the name of Mitchell.

Uh, that was an accident.

I was forcibly made to inhale some wild concoction of drugs.

I don't even know, like cocaine, I think, and amphetamines.

I think there might have actually been

some antacids in it too, because I did not have heartburn

for like a month after that, I don't know.

Allegedly.

It's okay. We know you weren't working alone.

No shit.

We want the people

who convinced you to go after the meth dealers.

So here comes the deal. - It's a very nice deal.

Thanks, but no thanks.

I can't keep doing this,

I keep getting myself into these situations.

I make a mistake, and then I'm just drowning under water,

and then you suits walk into my life

and you offer me a deal,

and then I just find myself even deeper underwater.

I just

thanks, but no thanks.

Hm, and here I thought you were one of the smart ones.

You wanna know why I became a DEA agent?

I wanted to do some good.

I know that sounds naive.

It is naive, but it's true.

So why the DEA and not the FBI, CIA?

I don't know, the DEA wanted me more.

I have a young face,

so they thought I could infiltrate all the hip scenes.

And then I made a big mistake.

I got a bunch of agents killed.

Then came the deal. - Then came the deal.

They uh, they were from some alphabet soup agency,

I thought.

They asked me to help them out, said they would help me out,

so I did what they asked and,

and they disappeared.

So I've been on the run ever since,

just running from con to con, and thinking that I might,

I don't know, work my way up the ladder

and turn this whole thing around.

I know I'll never be an agent again, I know that.

But, I don't know,

I keep thinking I might find something else.

Redemption?

Purpose.

This shadow agency-

They went by some weird name, like the-

The Project?

Project.

Yeah.

That's who we want Joy,

and we want you to help us get them.

Is that deal sounding a little more sweet now?

I thought so.

Rose would like a word.

Teach them something.

Ah, teach them something, okay, teach them something.

All right, pop quiz. When was the war of 1812?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Is this some kind of fucking joke,

or what? - Am I laughing?

You say you want me to be

some sort of badass killing machine

for whatever supernatural bullshit club this is, right?

Then you say you're gonna train me,

and this idiot hands me a little stick,

knocks it out a couple of times,

and you expect me to learn something from that shit?

I, who told you you were gonna be a badass?

Little girls can't be bad asses.

Ha. Excuse me?

Oh shit, here we go.

Huh?

Okay Ajay, I don't think that's a good idea.

Just cut it out. - I'll kick your ass

all the way back to whatever backwoods town you came from.

I think that makes me pretty fucking badass.

Wouldn't you, Mehnkah?

I, mm mm. - No, it's okay.

I know jerks like this one.

Thinks he's all superior. Hmm?

Shoots his mouth off.

He'll never hit a woman, no, not because of manners,

but because he knows he'll probably get his ass kicked.

Come on big boy. Let's see who the real badass is.

Ajay, just leave it alone.

Let me ask you a question.

You watched a lot of movies growing up, didn't you?

What is it to you?

You think in the real world,

you can take on a few 300 pound bouncers,

or maybe a bunch of thugs in a dark alley

because you saw some Mary Sue do it on the big screen?

This is the real world.

And out here in the real world,

you can't kick some 300 pound, highly trained mercenary

with a front flying kick, and have him fly across the room.

You think you want to be a badass? You want to kick my ass?

Kick my ass. Kick me with one of those front flying kicks.

Have me fly across the room.

Well of course it's not gonna work on you.

You're a mountain!

Hey Bob.

Yeah?

Come over here.

Yeah, what's up, Hank?

Kick Bob. - Wait, what?

I just bought this shirt.

Thank you Bob. - You're welcome.

You may go now.

You're not the daughter of a God.

You're not a superhero, and you don't have an iron suit.

You're 120 pounds soaking wet.

It's physics.

Henry. - What?

A moment, please.

Keep practicing.

Practicing what? Nobody has taught us anything yet.

I don't know, fight girly style or something.

What?

Would you please put on some clothing?

Oh right, sorry.

So what's up?

We have a dilemma.

Two of Mike's options are in immediate danger.

Lilith is with the banshee and Worm is alive.

What's the dilemma?

Go after Lilith. Get the grifter.

Worm is being held by a clan.

It's only a matter of time before they drain her.

If they haven't already.

Wait, did y'all say Worm's still alive?

Shit Bob, we really gotta teach you

to stop using your big boy voice.

Sorry, big family. We had to speak loud to be heard.

Yeah, noted.

Not an admirable quality for a super secret organization.

Wouldn't you say? - I'm realizing that.

Worm's still alive, where is she? How is she?

And why are we still here? Let's go get her.

You need to learn patience.

And you need to learn manners.

Why? - Because you...

Look, if Worm is still alive,

we need to go get her right now.

There's another girl in danger, all right?

Okay, well I don't care.

That doesn't change the fact that I'm gonna go save Worm,

and y'all just go do this-

There are five crusties in that clan.

Yeah, and you and your friends

couldn't handle three last night.

Yeah, but now I know what they are,

and now I know what I'm up against.

Let Mehnkah come with me.

No, no, no I'm not going anywhere

until I get like a black belt, or like a learner's permit-

Are you fucking serious?

What the fuck are you gonna learn from these people?

They're, they're old, they're-

So how do you kill a demon?

You, you, you shoot them with, with silver bullets.

What are you the fuckin' Lone Ranger?

Every demon has their own weakness.

The ones that have Worm,

you gotta turn their brains to mush.

Good luck getting them to stand still long enough

for you to do that.

Okay, the two of you stay here. We'll handle this.

Handle what? Handle Worm, because-

Enough!

You stay here, got it?

Fucking stupid.

Oh, don't worry about it.

I'm pretty sure everything will work out, you know,

we'll save your friend, and everything will be okay.

Oh, it'll be fine, because we are gonna go save her.

She get it?

Just as Michael had predicted.

Shit, I hate when he's right.

He's always right.

Right about what? - She swiped your file.

No, she didn't, my file's right...

She stole my file.

Oh. Oh God.

Ugh. What the hell is that?

They're apple. - Ugh, oh my God,

who gets apple flavored jelly beans?

Who the hell doesn't like apple flavored jelly beans?

Decent people everywhere?

I love apple.

Maybe it's because I wasn't allowed

to have apples growing up.

You weren't allowed to have apples?

What kind of parents don't let their kid have apples?

I guess I had a little bit of an overprotective guardian,

you could say. - Like, so no Mom or dad?

You could say that he was like a father,

not in a traditional sense though.

Hmm. Mysterious.

What about you? Good home? - Yeah, it's a broken one.

I um, I had a good dad.

He was protective, but not overprotective.

Strict, but not too strict.

He was there for me when I fucked up.

And your mom?

I don't know. Never met her.

She left when I was four.

I'm sorry. - Don't be. I'm not.

Why would I wanna be in her life

if she doesn't wanna be in mine?

I like the way you look at things.

So like, do you have any normal flavors,

like cherry, or cherry?

Can I at least get some gum

to get this gross flavor outta my mouth?

Thank you.

Now tell me, have you seen any of these women?

Okay, here we are.

Yep, here we are.

We should, we should probably go get her, right?

Yep, I guess so.

Okay, so what's the plan?

Well, I was thinking we go in there, guns blazing,

kill everything that moves, get her, go.

Okay, that's a good plan.

Thanks.

What, where are the guns?

Are, are they in the trunk?

What?

You don't have any guns? - No.

I don't have any guns.

Um, I do have a couple of grenades though.

Wait, what?

Are those for real?

The hell would I be walking around with fake grenades for?

And you say you're an accountant?

Yes. I mean, admittedly not a very good one.

Should have just fuckin' stayed in Peru.

Anyone got a cigarette?

She's up.

You don't look like a smoker.

Oh me? Yeah.

Been smoking since I was six,

out there on my pink Big Wheels,

riding around without a helmet on, smoking a big fat one.

Always been a rebel.

Look at that sign right there.

Oh, well I'll step outside then.

I won't run away, I promise.

You're not getting a cigarette.

Bummer.

I could really use one right now. It's been a while.

Plus I just woke up.

Nothing like that first drag in the morning, right?

Slipping from that groggy, I wanna go back to bed feeling,

into that calm, relaxed, yet somehow more alert phase.

Damn! Now I want a cigarette.

You watch her. I'm gonna go grab a smoke.

Fine, but you're gonna watch her.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, why me?

Where the fuck are you going?

I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.

And you didn't think that maybe I want a little cigarette?

Just one. - Oh God, fine.

Not like she's going anywhere.

Look, are we doing this or not?

How? How are we gonna do it?

We have a couple of grenades.

How is that gonna help?

There's like five men in there.

Okay. - Okay? We have two grenades.

Do the math. It's not gonna work.

They're all not gonna be standing in a circle

for us to throw the grenades at them.

Well fuck, they're all standing there in a circle.

You know what? Maybe we should just go in there and...

Fuck.

Why didn't you wait for me, man?

What's going on over there?

That's your girlfriend, man?

Ah, I can't tell.

We're actually doing this.

What the hell are they doing?

All right.

Are they throwing shit at us?

Where did you get all that? - From these guys.

You ever seen a movie where the hero goes in,

kills everybody, and then doesn't take the guns?

You even got a cigarette?

Hey hey hey hey man. - Come for your friend ladies?

Yes, look, let's talk. Nobody has to-

Fuck, my eye!

You bitch, it stings!

Oh, my other eye. Oh!

Mehnkah, he's dead!

No, I'm pretty sure he is dead.

Why did you tell me your whole life story?

I don't know. I'm tired.

I'm tired of running. I'm tired of hiding in the shadows.

I'm tired of not having a home.

I think that's it.

I really want a home.

Mostly, I'm just tired of being the bad guy.

It's not like I even did anything that bad.

Then again, I, I did kind of give up

on doing anything that good.

And isn't that what they say allows evil to win?

When good people do nothing.

What? - Good and evil.

What an outdated concept.

Outdated?

Good and evil do not exist.

Sure, like in a cosmic universal sense,

but like, I can tell when someone is good,

and when someone does something evil.

That's not good and evil, that's order and chaos.

Okay, but chaos is what gets people killed.

So does bringing about and maintaining order.

All right, touché.

But with order, at least there's laws and rules.

Laws of man. Hypocrisy at its finest.

Laws keep us safe though. - Do they?

Man uses the point of his sword

to force his traditions and opinions

of right and wrong on others.

People fear guns, say that they're evil,

so they ask men with guns

to take them away from others that they disagree with.

Laws demand justice.

So justice asks men, fallible men,

to be judge, jury, and executioner.

But chaos, chaos has karma for that.

Chaos is the natural state of the world, of the universe.

It's order that's unnatural.

They're here.

So is any of what you've told me here today the truth,

or was it all lies?

Ah fuck, okay, when did I lose you?

You would never have confessed to all of this

if you really thought I was a district attorney.

Mm, okay, so I spilled too fast.

That's, that's a good one. I was right.

Well, I wouldn't be spilling now

if your guy hadn't come in and let you know

that the real good guys are about to bust through that door.

When did you know? - Um, the alley?

Those guys in suits, they looked really good.

They almost had me going for a minute.

But real feds, they have holograms on their badges.

Also, remember, I'm a former DEA agent?

This is not a legit operation.

Besides, someone already got to me and told me everything.

Who?

It looks like you don't have enough time

for me to tell you.

So then we're at a stalemate, then.

Stalemate? Bitch, I checkmated your ass.

So did we have fun?

I truly have enjoyed our conversation to this point.

I think we could have been friends,

but for now, we'll just have to be more.

You don't have to be afraid of anything anymore.

I'll keep you safe.

Target one is down.

And the girl?

What the fuck?

Hey, hi. Huh?

Human.

Let her go.

Oh my God. What the hell's going on here?

Who the hell are you people, and what the fuck do you want?

We'll supply you with the answers you seek

if you're gonna give us what we want.

What, what you want? I, I don't know, I...

Okay, you do have weapons that clearly vaporize people.

Oh come on! You? - Yeah.

Hey Joy, how you doin'? - Not so good, Mike.

This was you? This is The Project?

Yeah, a little bit.

Hey Mason,

how many mercs does it take to change a light bulb?

Standard operating procedure.

What do you want, Mike?

The end of communism and a libertarian president.

Other than that, I wanna give you a chance

to do a little bit more good.

More good?

The last time I did more good,

I ended up killing seven people.

Well that's true, okay, but this time

you'll get to kill a whole lot more. I promise.

That, that's not, I, I don't wanna...

Who are you and what the fuck do you want?

I merely want to ask you a question.

Which is? - Do you believe in destiny?

♪ Tell me my condition is incurable ♪

All right, let's go.

♪ They tell me that I need to take these drugs ♪

♪ To numb the pain ♪

♪ It's days like this ♪

♪ I just wish that I could rewrite my history ♪

♪ But I must live with my mistakes ♪

Hello, my name is Robert and I'll be debriefing you,

and getting you associated with The Project,

all settled in.

♪ Tell me my condition is incurable ♪

♪ Tell me that I need to take these drugs ♪

♪ To numb the pain ♪

♪ It's days like this I just wish ♪

♪ That I could rewrite my history ♪

Want one?

What? - Want one?

Got a bit of a sweet tooth,

but we've all got our things, I guess.

It's one of my many vices.

Neither Lilith nor Rose

must be allowed to get their hands on the sword,

especially Rose.

We will all give our lives

to protect the sword.

♪ They tell me my condition is incurable ♪

♪ They tell me that I need to take these drugs ♪

♪ To numb the pain ♪

Usually not big on candy though.

Kind of rots your teeth, not really good for you.

These apple flavored ones, can't get enough of 'em.

Where am I?

Hey.

Hey Worm? - Ajay?

Yes, it's me. You're okay now, okay?

You saved me? - Yes. We saved you.

You shouldn't have done that.

What?

This isn't gonna end well for you.

For any of us.

They're getting close.

If I feel it is in danger,

I will return and remove it somewhere else.

We understand.

The Desert Rose must remain safe from Project hands,

for now.

♪ They tell me my condition is incurable ♪

What of Lilith?

The danger she represents has passed, has it not?

♪ It's days like this I just wish ♪

♪ That I could rewrite my history ♪

♪ But I must live with my mistakes ♪

♪ Twist and turns, we never learn ♪

♪ Like the smell of burnin' ♪

♪ Things like that in the dark ♪

♪ Sit back and enjoy the ride ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ We're on the road now, and we can't slow down ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ We're on the road now, and we can't slow down ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ We're on the road now, we're on the road now ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ We're on the road now, and we can't slow down ♪