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- ♪ MTV ♪

- This season on the Tournament of All Stars,

18 queens compete in three brackets

for a chance to face off in the finals

and win the grand prize of $200,000.

Last week, Bracket 1 competed in the first

of their three episodes.

For your first Tournament of All Stars Maxi Challenge,

you need to perform in the music video

"Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner."

- Word.

Do you think there's gonna be a--like, alliance situation?

It's giving melanin squad. - Yeah.

You need sisters by your side

to help you get to the top.

- I have been vibing with DeJa.

- MiMu.

Operation MiMu is in full effect.

Miyake-Mugler, Miyake-Mugler.

- Aja.

- Your energy was out of control.

- Irene the Alien.

- This is how you come back to this competition.

- The top two All Stars of the week are

Aja...

[suspenseful music]

And Irene.

- Yay. - Yeah.

- Condragulations.

You've each earned two points.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point.

Aja! - Yes.

- You're a winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Each week, the bottom four queens

will each receive one point.

You must give it away to the All Star

you believe is the most valuable queen of the week.

Choose wisely because at the end of this bracket,

the three queens with the most points

will move on to the semifinals.

- Wow.

Oh, lord, we got couches.

- Oh. - Hey.

- A little different. - Okay.

- Okay. This is--

- Oh, I see already-- - Look out.

- I see it already, girl.

- These are the points.

- Week one is done.

And in two weeks, this group of girls will be cut in half,

and only three of us are making it to the next round.

That is scary.

- What does, like, MVQ mean to you, like, in general?

Like, when you heard MVQ, what was it giving?

- Well, see, my thing was, it might not even be

who was the best in the challenge.

It could be someone-- maybe they helped me.

Maybe they really motivated me.

Maybe they really inspired me, you know?

- Most Valuable Queen is delightfully loosely worded.

So I'm hoping that we can really get on the same page

about how we divvy this out.

I would love a point, and I do feel like I earned a point.

- Right.

- I feel like I got a lot of praise.

It felt like, very much, they were just like--singled out,

like, Bosco, you were great.

- Right. - Yeah.

- Not great enough. Toodles.

So if I don't get a point,

I'm going to feel some sort of way.

- So here's the thing with these MVQ points.

Strategy and relationships come into play.

You know, right now, me and Bosco are kind of

becoming great friends.

And she turned it in the challenge.

I could give it to her, but if she wins next week,

she could be at the top the scoreboard.

Is that really what I wanna do?

- The safest math bet is, we all give each other one.

- Yeah, that was kind of my first thought.

- That is the diplomatic, like, pageant answer.

But what if I did give my point away

to the winning queen this week, Aja?

- Oh, oh.

- She is my sister coming in here,

and obviously, we have each other's back.

We're part of the same ballroom house.

- Um, Olivia?

We're in an alliance. Help your sister out.

- That was, like, literally, not even in my, like,

thought process, giving them more.

- Yeah.

- I think everything was in my thought process.

The other girls may not like it,

but Aja is my strongest alliance here.

Yes, she just won three points,

but that also makes her a strong contender

for the semifinals.

So if I give her the point, I will then, effectively,

not be giving someone else that is my competitor a point.

- Yes!

- Speaking of points, those pins look real good.

Yes, ma'am.

- Aja is now our front runner.

- Okay. - All eyes on Aja.

- Front runner.

- I just won the motherfucking lip sync.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

$10,000 tip.

Ah! Mine. Thank you.

And with my three points,

I have stamped that, bitch, I'm here to play

this motherfucking game.

- We were just discussing these lovely pins.

- This is crazy right now.

- This is bananas.

- This is "Lord of the Flies," "Battle Royale."

- Have you made your decision?

- What would you do...

- If you were in our position?

- Look, I'm not gonna lie.

I did a really good job this week, and I'm very proud of it.

And I would love more points.

If I had my way right now,

I'd be like, please give the points to the person

that you think was the best this week.

- You better campaign, bitch.

- Irene is being a giant capitalist right now

and is trying to hoard the wealth of these points.

But you got yours, baby, you property owning cunt.

She doesn't own property. She rents.

- I think I know what I'm gonna do.

- Yeah?

- My point...

is gonna go to Phoenix.

- Yay!

- I've really bonded with you, Diva.

I'm really excited to see you back here.

Now you know how this all works.

So I wanna see more.

Okay, open your mouth. - Oh!

[laughter]

- Phoenix had nerves and a little bit of fear

in the challenge, and I really hope that she moves past that.

And I think she will because she's a competitor.

- You know what? I'm gonna just--

I'm gonna give you mine.

- Word.

- You--you were amazing.

- And this is not just because we talked

about it for 20 minutes.

But she's my melanated sister,

and I gotta give it to Ms. Olivia.

Those vocals were vocaling.

- Oh, I love you.

- This is going to you, honey.

- Thank you, sister.

- There you go, baby.

And I--I truly believe that you deserve a point.

- If she doesn't give me a point, I will flip tables.

I will flip people.

I will flip burgers because it is late and I am hungry.

[tense music]

- I'm very happy to give DeJa this point.

- Thank you, sister!

- Giving the points away to each other?

This is such an Olivia Lux a la season 13 move.

But I didn't wanna push the agenda

and be seen as a non-team player.

- We're world peace-ing so fiercely right now,

and I'm so into it.

- All right, if we don't play this same game when I'm safe,

I'm gonna be pissed. - I know. Sorry, bitch.

Enjoy the endorphins...

- I know. - For now, okay?

- I'm not surprised that Olivia did not give me her point,

because, bitch, I'm in the motherfucking lead.

And I know that Olivia is gonna have my back when it counts.

That's all I care about.

Well, bitch, you know what this means?

It's time to get out! - Get out of this.

- Let's go. - Oh, my God.

- I'm gonna be like, thank you.

- This week was a campfire jamboree,

Kumbaya, roasting s'mores.

- I'm really happy for you. - Thank you.

- That's not gonna last.

- My divas, we're gonna make sure that we

are carrying each other.

- Well, let's make it a thing.

- Right now, everybody's a winner,

but I think we could be playing

a completely different game next week.

- Top three. - Bitch, that would be over.

- Let's do it.

- This is where the allegiances,

the alliances, the cloak and dagger,

the backstabbing could really begin.

Could be fun. [laughs]

[dramatic music]

- It's 40 inches.

- Synthetic, though, right?

[laughs]

- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With extra special guest judge Colman Domingo.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- We're back, baby!

- Come on, week two.

- And now we have points.

- Yes, bitch.

- Bad bitches only.

- It's a new day in the Werk Room,

and I can't believe that after losing

so dramatically on season 15

that I have won the very first challenge!

Bitches, I am here.

- Are you ready for week two, girls?

- Welcome back, ladies.

- Hello.

- Well, it's the first week down

and we only have three weeks,

which means we are about 33% done.

- You are so good at math. - Quick math.

- Arrhythmia, algorithm.

- You're like Rain Woman over here.

- I'm an algorithmist.

- What Zodiac is that?

- Ah!

- I'm calculus rising.

[laughter]

- We all have points in the room right now.

- Yeah, everybody got a participation point.

- Why you gotta view it like that?

Not the participation points.

- She had one good day, and now look at her.

- Oh.

- Ooh!

Irene just be running her mouth.

I be like oh, my God.

- Aja, now's not the right time to make a moment, baby.

Your paint looks crazy.

[laughter]

- But I do feel like she did great in the challenge,

so I'm starting to respect her and her craft.

You know, I guess if I didn't win the lip sync,

maybe I'd feel differently.

- I personally feel like I did a great job

and I'm really fucking happy with what I did.

I think I was this close to being in that top two.

I feel like they were splitting hairs.

- I felt like they had the X-Acto knife on the wig hair,

just slicing it down the middle.

- Yeah.

- For that second place spot.

[siren wailing]

- Here we go.

- Yeah! - Biggie!

- She done already done had herses.

Ahoy, all stars.

All hands below deck.

And remember, cruising is the new winning.

- Oh. - Okay.

- So bon voyage, bitches.

- Toodle-oo. - Bye.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- Hey!

- Hello, Mother.

- Come on, Blue? - Yes.

Nautical. - ♪ In the navy ♪

[laughter]

- Good morning, All Stars.

all: Good morning.

- To win this tournament, you've gotta be able

to roll with the punches.

Oh, pit crew!

- Whoo! - Oh.

- Oh, hello.

- Oh, we've got swimwear.

- Hello.

- Oh!

- Hi, Bruno.

- For today's Mini Challenge,

we're playing a little game called Front Roll.

- Oh!

- Oh, wow.

- Your goal is to roll softballs

up the tanned and brawny chests of the pit crew.

- Ooh.

- The things we put you through.

- I know. We suffer.

- But here's the catch.

No hands.

- Ooh!

- I feel like I've done this before.

- Pit crew, do you give consent?

In the end, whichever pair rolls the softball

from their belly buttons to their lips

in the least amount of time wins.

And by lips, I mean these pair.

- Oh, got it.

- But I just bought mine. - Oh, yes.

- First round, Bosco, DeJa Skye, and Phoenix,

assume the position.

- Ooh.

- Have fun, divas.

- How you doing?

- [laughs]

[bell dings]

- Now, if the ball drops, the queen must pick it up

and start all over again.

Ready, set, go.

- From the belly button.

- All right, roll down, and we'll try to get it just here.

See if it can go.

- Oh, my God.

- Roll it down my leg.

- Oh, no!

- Oh, I know that's right.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, oh. Winner, winner.

- Yes. - We've got a winner over here.

- Oh!

- I've got years of experience playing with balls,

so I'm not too surprised at this point.

[laughs]

- Bosco, it's over--

- Not for me. Shut up. Keep going.

[laughter]

[overlapping speech]

- You're insane.

- So Phoenix won, but Bosco scored.

[laughter]

All right, round two.

Ready, set, begin.

- Not a great day to wear a skirt.

Wait. Hang on.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

They're going low, low.

- All right. Oh, yeah, yeah.

- Hold up, now.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, Irene.

- Oh.

No! - No!

- Okay, okay.

- Ooh, ooh.

- Use those titties.

Use those titties, Aja.

- I'm trying to use my mommy milkers.

Like, bitch, I'm trying.

- Ooh.

- Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

- Oh, Irene. Irene got it.

- Are my teeth still there?

- All 72 of your teeth are fine, baby.

- That means Phoenix and Irene--

you are going to the finals.

- Yes. - Okay, early-up sister.

- Yes. - Assume the position.

- Hopefully my mom's not gonna see this footage.

Sorry, Mom.

- Are you ready?

Are you set?

Go.

- Go! Get it!

Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!

- No hands, no elbows.

- [laughs]

- They are pros.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, all right, Irene got it.

- Uh. What?

- Condragulations, Irene.

My goodness.

- Thank you.

Being a fast girl really pays off

because you've won a cash tip.

$2,500, courtesy of ThePack Underwear.

all: Wow.

- I have a 100% Mini Challenge record.

[laughter]

- My queens, drag is not a crime.

But for this week's Maxi Challenge,

you are all suspects in the mystery improv,

Murder on the Dance Floor.

[all cheering]

- El escándalo!

- Now, without a script, you need to create

entertaint-ing characters.

But remember, anything you say

can and will be used against you tomorrow on the main stage.

Now, I will leave you with the case files

so you can pick your parts.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- Yes!

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- All right, y'all. What we got here?

- Let's get into it.

- Murder on the Dance Floor.

- ♪ Ta-dun dun, dun ♪

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

we're gonna be improving in the whodunit

Murder on the Dance Floor.

- We do have three other co-stars.

- Inspector Poussay, played by RuPaul.

- Captain Shtooping, played by Carson Kressley.

- And then Vichelle Misage, played by Michelle Visage.

- Well, we have a crime to solve.

How y'all wanna do this?

Should we just read out all of the character descriptions?

- Yeah.

- Getting so close to winning last week

was really bittersweet.

I need this week to be my week,

so I have to choose the right role.

- I'm really feeling Cherry Cheeks.

- Cherry Cheeks, the party crasher.

- I'm feeling Ashley Brashley.

- I see that for you.

- I think playing a corpse is very in your wheelhouse.

- Oh, my God. I do it all the time.

- She has an identical twin sister.

- Oh, it's a double role.

- Kind of psychotic. I like it.

- Absolutely.

- Madam Bouffant, the fortune teller,

the mysterious dark lady at the party.

- I'm really feeling Madame Bouffant

because I won an improv challenge on my season,

but I also went home on an acting comedy challenge.

- Your performance is ginger ale.

We've seen it a lot now.

So it would have been really fun to see you play somebody

dark and somebody evil.

- I really want to do a character that

allows me to be...

[dramatically] Over the top!

Madame Bouffant is dark and mysterious,

something I haven't shown before.

And I'm going to slay, God damn it.

- I'm really feeling Kitty Laveau.

She's kind of giving me delusional Norma Desmond,

"Sunset Boulevard," old Hollywood starlet,

and has a glass eye.

So I've got this fucking dialed in, baby.

- Do that one, diva.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- Oh, hell yeah.

The kooky cabaret performer

who actually is a terrible singer.

As far as, like, comedy goes,

there is a lot of meat in that part

that I can absolutely dig my teeth into.

- Anybody feeling Chardonnay Harrington, the cougar?

- I mean, I kind of like her. - Yeah?

- Yeah.

- I feel like DeJa would be a cute cougar.

- Absolutely.

- Delphine Burgundy is the one that's left, I think, right?

The victim's BFF and maid of honor?

Ashley became rich from a stolen

Burgundy family gumbo recipe.

- We can do that. Yeah. - Are you sure?

- I just wanna make sure mine had a Southern accent

because I can't hide this thing.

[laughter]

- So does everybody just have a role they like

and nobody is questioning that?

- We're not gonna fight over it anyway?

- Can we pretend? - I want Ashley Brashley.

- That's too fucking bad.

- Fuck you, bitch. - No.

- I'm Ashley Brashley! - I'm taking it no matter what.

- I wanna be Ashley Brashley! - I'm Ashley Brashley!

[overlapping speech]

- If drag is a crime, then lock me up.

- Oh!

- What I have to prove here is that I understand the character

and that I can roll with the punches

because last time I did an improv challenge...

Oh, my God.

- What I got was a whiny brat, and that is not the character.

- And not only did I not understand--

- You sucked.

- [laughs] Yeah, pretty much.

- I love Aja, and we're just really developing a kinship

and, like, a mutual respect.

- I might have not been the worst that week,

but it was definitely-- you think I was?

- She gravitates towards me, I think,

because she knows that when she's spewing her bullshit,

I'll spew bullshit right back at her.

- Why are you always reading me, bitch?

- Because you're always reading me, bitch.

- When did I read you? - I don't know.

I'm not really listening to you.

- When did I read you?

I am not famously known for being

the improv queen of "Drag Race."

I think I was afraid to make a fool out of myself

because I had looked at drag so much

as my baby trans identity at the time,

where I was like, oh, no, I just need to be this woman.

But now I'm like, girl, the woman is fine.

Put on the clown hat. Let's go.

I would never do such a thing to my sister.

How dare you?

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

- Why do you have on the Frank Sinatra fedora for this?

- Why are you worried?

- [laughs]

- I'm not worried, just wondering.

- Listen, bitch, I need to stay in the lead,

so it's like, pedal to the metal.

Baby, come on, let's go.

The time has come for me to make my grand exit.

- Bye. - Kiss the hand.

- Toodles time.

- Actually, don't touch me.

- If she tripped right now, I would die.

Do you like your character?

- [whispering] I love my character.

- Yeah, the more I'm reading more of mine--

- I'm really happy. - Yeah, I like mine also.

My goal this week is to just chill out...

- Yeah.

- Enjoy the moment, 'cause my nerves just completely

took over the moment last week.

- Like, you're a professional. You're a legend.

Like, you've been doing this for a long time.

You are absolutely--

- Now you just made me feel old.

- Well, a compliment-- - Watch your mouth, bitch.

- A compliment, a critique, and then a compliment.

You know what I mean?

I had to get to the next compliment.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You also have a lot of work done.

- This bitch today--

I don't really have a history of improv or acting experience.

We've arrived at Hermaphrodite's spaceship.

And let's be real, I can only go up

from my Queens in Space performance.

- Ru is gonna be giving us each a cross-examination.

So that's why I'm actually so excited

to bounce ideas off of you, because you clearly

understand how this works. - Sure. [laughs]

An improv challenge is definitely on my alley.

I did great at my improv challenge.

Is this the audition for AJ and the Queen?

So I'm going in confident?

Ish?

The only thing I'm a little bit nervous about is,

I'm the flirtatious cougar, and I love Detective Poussay.

- Is that what it says? - Yes.

I have to seduce the woman in charge?

I'm sorry, what?

Ru makes me nervous.

I'm not a seductress.

I'm a clown.

- Can you blink one eye?

- What if Ru doesn't think I'm funny

because I can't wink or I touched him inappropriately.

That's my character, Ru.

I'm sorry.

I'm spiraling, and I'm spiraling down.

- My character is pretending to be someone she's not,

so I think I'm actually gonna do two accents.

- Yes.

- I need to take a big swing every time I'm up to bat

because as a front runner, I'm already

the last person these girls are going

to give their MVQ points to.

So at this point, the only way forward is to win.

- [in British accent] Could I be, like,

a celebritante in the UK? You know what I mean?

[in German accent] All right, do you want to know

who I really am?

- Oh, is she from Transylvania?

- That would be German, but yes.

- Oh, is it? [laughs]

- [in Slavic accent] Transylvanian would be

more like this. - Oh, my God.

You are a character actor.

- I have never done an improv challenge.

But I feel pretty confident in my ability

to improv because I do have a BFA

in playwriting and directing.

- First of all, I didn't know the bitch had a BFA.

Miss Irene, the thespian.

So good luck, DeJa.

[in Southern accent] There are the have-yachts

and the have-nots.

Is that Southern or no? It's terrible.

- Well, it's getting there.

[in Southern accent] My Southern accent

isn't incredible either. - Right.

- Yeah, don't do that again.

- I know. - Wow. Wow.

- Today we are getting ready for our improv,

Murder on the Dance Floor.

- I saw that coming in my crystal ball.

- Bet you didn't see this, though.

- Uh-oh.

- Baby, we do not have a lot of time to get into character.

However, I am pretty confident that I'll be able

to deliver Madame Bouffant.

Girls, I see something in my crystal ball.

[spooky music]

We're about to board the ship.

- Keep working on it, honey.

- [laughs]

- Damn, she didn't see that coming.

[laughter]

- Can we get another vision?

- Holy shit.

- Bitch will be in the top two.

[laughter]

- Well, then you know she's not psychic.

- Don't be a hater, Bosco.

Girl, this is lowkey, like, setting off something for me.

Season 13, I felt like I had trepidation in saying

or speaking up for myself.

I'm not doing it this time around.

Bitch, I'ma stand up for me.

Baby, you're the one that's not doing the Southern accent.

- Well, I get to have a specific accent

because it says so right here.

- Work, diva.

- All right.

- You wanna throw daggers, baby, let's do it.

- Okay, baby.

Let's hear your Southern accent.

- I don't have to have one either.

I ran away to the circus.

- I was giving her encouragement

about how bad my Southern accent was, so I'm the bitch.

- Yeah, but then you wanted to throw something at me.

You said it.

- I didn't know we were so sensitive.

- Huh? That I'm sensitive.

I'm calling it out.

Period.

Wait, what's happening right here?

- It was a joke.

- Okay, work, diva.

Be funny and memorable and joke around.

Work, diva.

- Mwah! Kisses, love.

- Uh, don't--don't do that. Don't do the demeaning kisses.

Don't--don't do that.

- Okay.

I'm trying to prepare for my character,

but I'm kind of having a bad déjà vu moment

of how me and Lady Camden fought the Rusical week.

I was in the bottom that week.

I don't need this right now.

- Let's just get ready because the challenge

is being done today.

So I don't want y'all to--

because we gotta work together.

- Yeah.

- Put your energy somewhere else.

- But what are you hair spraying?

- I'm just being the nosy neighbor.

- [laughs]

- She don't wanna talk, and she wanna kiss

or whatever to end the conversation

and not talk about it.

That's fine. I'm cool.

- Olivia, no.

We in the second week, we halfway done.

Olivia, I need you to catch up.

It's MiMu versus the world,

and you're over here worried about comments?

- This nice Olivia or whatever--

whatever anyone thought they were gonna get with me,

I'm standing up for myself, and I'm talking, okay?

It's not--it's not cute, kind Olivia.

This is competition Olivia.

If you're not familiar with it, hello.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- There are two kinds of people,

the have-nots and the have-yachts.

My new case brought me to the "Delta Dawn,"

a yacht on Lake Pontchartrain,

to investigate a Murder on the Dance Floor.

- Oh, my God, do you think we should give him

mouth to mouth or something?

- Do something like this.

- Well--

- All right, all right.

Step away from the body.

May I introduce my platonic friend

and pickleball partner, Inspector Poussay?

- What do we have here, Captain Shtooping?

- Well, the victim is Ashley Brashley.

Poor dear--she was celebrating a bachelorette party.

The only gift she got...

was murder.

- Ooh!

[inquisitive music]

- What is this?

- Well, it looks like a half-eaten red herring to me.

- It smells like it too.

[overlapping speech]

- Ashley.

She's dead!

Which one of you monsters murdered my twin sister?

[overlapping speech]

- Twin sister?

- Wow. - Okay.

Everyone out except for her.

- Gladly.

- Go.

- All right, ladies.

Moving right along.

- Ooh, la, la.

You have lovely nails, mademoiselle.

- Thanks.

I did them myself.

- The hairdresser looked familiar,

but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

You are Mary Kate.

- Yes, I am Mary Kate, Ashley's twin sister.

- Fraternal? - No, identical.

You see it, right? - Oh.

- She was so beautiful.

I mean, you have to see something.

- So tell me about your childhood.

- Well, me and my sister-- we grew up in the trenches

in New Orleans.

And Mama went to go join the Freaky-Deaky Circus,

so we only had each other.

And I loved her so badly, so much.

I just can't do without her right now.

- What will you miss the most about your sister?

- Well, I will have to say, I will miss her beauty.

And she owned Colombo Gumbo,

the best gumbo place in New Orleans.

- What is your gumbo recipe?

- I can't tell you,

'cause then I'ma have to kill you, sir.

- Do you have any allergies?

- Well, my sister--

she had an allergy to red herring,

but me, myself? No.

Me? Never. I? No.

- Where were you at the time of the murder?

- Sir, this is nice and all, but I have to go soon.

- Where do you have to go?

- I have to go check on the business.

- But you are not running the business.

Your sister runs the business.

- My sister is dead.

That's why we're here investigating.

- I see that you're getting a little upset,

prematurely, aren't you?

[dramatic music]

- Did I mention my sister was beautiful?

- Mary Kate loved her sister.

But I couldn't help thinking that something smelled fishy.

State your name for me.

- Delphine Bur-"gon"-dy.

- Burgundy, Burgundy.

- Bur-"gon"-dy. - Bur-"gon"-dy.

Is it from the famous family who has the gumbo?

- Ah, the recipe was stolen.

- Who is this thief?

- Um... - Who is this thief?

- [stammering] I'm not-- - Who is this thief?

- I'm not sure. - Who is this thief?

- Okay, I hate her!

Ashley stole my grandmother's recipe.

- What is this?

- We were childhood friends.

Mary Kate and Ashley, they came and lived with us

after her crazy-ass mother ran to the circus.

- Your friend stole the recipe.

- She put us out of business.

- And what did your grandmother do for work after this?

- She sold her pussy.

- How much did she sell it for?

- Oh, Grandma, I'm sorry. A dollar.

- A dollar? - A dollar.

- For Grandma's pussy.

Walk me through your anger.

- Think about having everything.

And then all of a sudden, you lose it all

because of one greedy little bitch.

- This will give you motive to kill her, no?

- No, I didn't kill her.

I'm not going to jail.

Wait.

Could I sell pussy in jail?

- Delphine is like a pot of gumbo.

You don't know what the hell is in there.

What is your name?

- Why, it's Chardonnay Harrington,

the richest bitch in New Orleans.

- Chardonnay, after the wine.

- I do drink a lot.

- Oh, okay. What is your favorite drink?

- Something tall, dark, slim.

- Mm-hmm.

- And I love a little mustache.

- So you are the sister of the groom.

- That's my baby brother.

This means that I don't just let him go off with anyone,

like that little tramp.

- So you were not happy with the bride.

- I'm open to welcoming anyone, Mr. Poussay.

But for some reason, she reeked of gumbo,

and I didn't like that.

Do you mind if I get a little more comfortable?

- Sure. Be my guest.

- Things are heating up, if you will.

- Okay.

What is this brother's name?

- He is Harry Harrington.

- Do you have a picture?

- Oh, I do, Mr. Poussay.

I don't know what happened there--

Jesus.

- Madam. Madam.

Please. - Oh. Oh.

Control your pussy.

- Sorry, sorry.

I think it's the drink.

- How many have you had tonight?

- Eight inches.

I mean, glasses.

- Chardonnay. Mmm.

She puts the easy in Big Easy.

All right, just a few questions.

What is your name?

- Kitty Laveau.

- Kitty Laveau, the singer.

- I don't know why I'm here.

My manager keeps on booking me for these chicken shit gigs,

surrounded by all these 10-piece Chicken McNobodies.

- Kitty--is this short for something?

- Kittoris.

- I'm gonna write this down just in case

I want to remember this name.

I love the Kittoris.

What is your repertoire, Miss Kitty Laveau?

- I am a cabaret singer.

- Can you sing something for me?

- Oh, I would love to.

[raspily] ♪ Oh, when the Saints ♪

♪ Go march ♪

[whispering] ♪ Ing in ♪

- Marvelous. - Oh, thank you.

And all the opportunities I've had in my life,

this is, by far, the most recent.

- How did you meet Ashley?

- Fuck.

I have to confess, we used to be best friends.

- Ah.

- When we were kids, we were playing cops and robbers.

- Yes?

- And she shot my fucking eye out.

This one. I lost this one to glaucoma.

- Oh, I see. - This is a glass eye.

I am blind.

♪ ♪

Why are you laughing at me?

- I'm not laughing at you.

I'm laughing at life.

So you had your eye put out by the victim,

but you did not kill her.

- No, I couldn't find the damn bitch 'cause I can't see.

- I want to believe her,

but I didn't like the way her eye

followed me around the room.

What is your name?

- Well, I'm Miss Cherry Cheeks, darling.

- How do you know the-- the bride?

- I was invited by Mr. [mumbles].

And then he was told to come by Mrs. [mumbles].

- Well, I did check the guest list,

and your name does not appear.

- I do believe I was his, perhaps a plus-1

or maybe a plus-2.

- Well, there are certain things you have not disclosed.

I want to hear about who you have been married to.

- I've had many husbands over the years.

Which one, specifically, are you referring to?

- Harry Harrington.

- Well, I--

♪ ♪

[in lower voice] Well, aren't you a clever bear, Mr. Poussay?

- Yes. Ah.

- Well, yes, I admit

I am the former Mrs. Harry Harrington, the first,

before that Jezebel stole him away from me.

But I don't see what that has to do

with that poor girl's murder.

- Well, it is a perfect motive.

- Perhaps when I came here tonight,

I had intended on exacting some form of revenge on that girl.

But I found her body on the floor

and realized somebody else done already done had theirses.

- Hmm.

Like I always say, revenge is a dish

best served Cajun-style.

Please state your name.

- I am the eccentric Madame Bouffant.

They gave me that name, Bouffant,

because I used to wear my hair up all nice at the circus.

That's another story.

- Wait, stop. Did you say circus?

- Well, I said no such thing.

I think you're hearing things.

- Ah, you performed in the circus.

- I don't know what you're talking about.

I just look in this crystal ball here.

- What did she say?

- Mirror, mirror, crystal ball,

tell Poussay...

it all.

Let me see.

- I can see right through you.

- This thing-- just wait one second.

I think it's not, uh, hooked up to the Wi-Fi.

Does anyone have the Wi-Fi password for this?

I just--

- You can stop the charade.

You are actually the mother of the twins.

You ran away to the circus.

- I did run away to the circus.

And the circus always loved me.

The crowds would cheer.

I was the premier fortune teller.

Ooh, and the men--

ooh, I ran through that cast of clowns.

- Why did you really come here?

- I came here to see my daughter before the big day.

- To kill her?

- I would never do such a thing.

I might be dark.

I might be mysterious.

And I might be Black.

But that has nothing to do with this murder.

- The only thing stronger than a mother's love is murder.

I brought you all together to reveal

who murdered Ashley Brashley.

[tense music]

Chardonnay Harrington, you had a motive,

but you couldn't have killed Ashley.

There's security footage of you passed out drunk

at the time of the murder.

Next, Kitty Laveau, you, too, had a motive.

But witnesses saw you performing

your ghastly cabaret number at the time of the murder.

- [raspily] ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

- Which leads us to Cherry Cheeks, the jealous ex-wife.

All those fillers have gone to your brain,

rendering you deranged but harmless.

Next, Madame Bouffant--

you may be a bad mother and a bad fortune teller,

but you are no murderer.

You truly loved your daughters.

- Oh, my God, you're my mama?

- That leaves us with Delphine Burgundy.

You spiked Ashley's blended punch with red herring.

But Ashley did not die of her red herring allergy.

In fact, Ashley did not die at all.

Isn't that right, Mary Kate?

Or should I say, Ashley Brashley?

[all gasping]

- What exactly are you saying, sir?

- This is not Ashley who is dead.

It's Mary Kate.

Ashley set up this whole event

to kill her identical twin sister

then steal her identity so she can walk away

from her overwhelming gambling debt.

- [gasps] No.

- You have no proof.

- All right, if you are not Ashley,

then eat this red herring.

- [screams] Get that fish away from my face.

- Ha, ha! Exactly as I suspected.

The red herring is a red herring.

- You've got me, copper.

- And Ashley, you might have pulled it off,

except by the time you came to kill your sister,

she was already dead.

[all gasp]

Because the real killer...

♪ ♪

Is...

The hair dresser.

Or should I say, lady gangster in hiding, Michelle Visage.

- What?

- My platonic friend, Captain Shtooping,

overheard you having a heated argument with Ashley.

Ashley was threatening to expose your true identity.

- No weapon, no crime.

- Ha, ha, ha!

Let me present exhibit A,

an arsenic-tinged fingernail.

- Ugh.

- I found it in the victim's scalp.

It matches the missing fingernail

on Michelle's right hand.

You poisoned the victim while styling her hair.

- Inspector, your poussay is on fire.

- Ooh.

Book 'em, Captain. - Ooh.

- You can fool some of the people some of the time,

but you cannot fool the Poussay.

[laughs]

Now, let the music play. - Music?

- ♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪

♪ Can you feel the love ♪

[laughs]

- [laughs]

- Croon. [laughs]

[clacking]

- Weirdos. - Round one!

[laughter]

- Yeah, you guys look sickening.

- We just slayed the murder mystery thriller,

Murder on the Dance Floor.

Oh, sister, honey, you better bet your house down boots.

I'm just, like, so bad at drag queen talk.

It just is not in me.

I have, like, cutting bitch talk, though,

which has similar origins, which allows me to communicate

with the locals.

How are we feeling, divas?

- It was cute.

I think yesterday, I was, like, a lot more relaxed

and just kind of took in the moment.

I mean, how many people get an opportunity to just...

- Shoot the shit with RuPaul.

- Improv with RuPaul?

- Yeah. - How was yours?

- I'm feeling reasonably confident.

I had, like, what I feel was a really good showing.

I, like, got her to drop character from having to laugh.

- Oh, that's great.

- And that feels really, really good.

- Wait, wait, wait. Go over there.

[upbeat music]

- Whoa!

- Wow, you suck.

- I'm obsessed with Irene.

I love when a bitch has something to prove

and comes back and does it.

People are definitely gonna feel more now

this week like crabs in a bucket.

Everybody's gonna be wanting to claw to the top,

and we're at the top,

I have a class system that I'm applying to my alliances.

Of course, at the diamond class,

I have MiMu with Olivia Lux.

The Melanation Station with DeJa is the platinum alliance.

And now I need to find out who's my gold.

- In the MVQ ceremony, the other girls

are going to not want to give us points

because we're already in the lead.

So I think that if you and I are both safe,

it is in both of our best interests to--

if you scratch my back, I scratch yours.

You know what I mean? - Mm.

Okay. - Okay.

- Yeah.

- This conversation never happened.

- New week, new alliance.

Baby messy boots.

[laughs]

Listen, we only got three weeks,

so I'm being very...

cutthroat? Reckless?

Maybe I'm speeding at 191 down a freeway of 52?

I don't know, girl. I'm just going straight for it.

- DeJa, how do you feel you did yesterday?

- Terrible. - Really?

- I really feel like I bombed--

like, I had never felt this low, even in season 14.

I was just too much in my head.

- Gonna ask you this. - Uh-huh?

- As someone who applies tons of pressure on myself,

you know what I mean? - Yes.

- So do you feel that, like,

you were putting an abnormal amount of pressure on yourself?

- Yes.

- And that you're not living in what actually happened.

- I don't know.

- I can tell DeJa's in a bad place in her head.

That was me last week, so I do feel for her.

- I just constantly feel like I'm not good enough.

- But you are.

- I just don't know where it stems from.

I don't know where it comes from.

I don't know why I can't let myself

just be happy for myself.

For some reason, I just care too much what people think.

- We do drag.

We perform.

So we do look for this.

And we enjoy the spotlight.

That's why we do what we do.

But, like, you have to learn when to separate that

and then cut that off. - Yeah.

- Like, you know it's gonna get in the way of your

amazing talents that you offer to the world.

You're here for a reason.

But, like, you have to believe

that you are great at what you do.

- And until you do, know that your sisters see it for you.

Like, if you can't find it in yourself quite yet,

we got it here for you. - Yep.

- I love you.

- We're really happy that you're here.

- What up, MiMu?

- We both apologized to each other, and that is that.

- This might not have been the best timing

to make stupid little cutting remarks,

so I'm sorry about that.

- I appreciate that, and I thank you for--

for sharing that.

I have not gotten a chance yet to stand up for myself here,

but this is not the way to do it.

And I'm so sorry.

- I love you.

- I'm not letting that get in the way

of my game and what I am doing.

I want to fucking win.

I'm confident in what I did.

- I love that.

- You know what?

We haven't had a game plan meeting in a minute.

- Okay, so what's the game plan?

- What will happen if you get the opportunity

to give an MVQ point?

- To be honest with you, I don't know

where it's gonna go.

[soft tense music]

- We have the Melanation Station with DeJa.

Do you see yourself giving away an MVQ point

to somebody else other than, like, us?

- I mean, it really just depends on the circumstances.

Like, it depends--like, what if you and DeJa are on the top?

You know, am I supposed to just give

one of y'all my points still?

- Even though you were in the top last week,

I either wanted to give my point to you or DeJa.

Even though you won, my loyalty lies with my alliances.

Now, I thought Operation MiMu and Melanation Station--

we got each other's backs.

But let's just say I don't know if Aja and I

are playing out of the same playbook.

- You have to be really smart with how you do this.

You gotta be playing the game of mathematics.

- Girl, make it make sense.

Is this what we're doing, or is it not?

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

- Come on, Tanzanite.

- Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race:

Tournament of All Stars."

She's a real killer-diller, it's Michelle Visage.

- More like Phyllis Diller. Ha!

- [laughs]

Oh, Captain, my captain, it's Carson Kressley.

- Hello, I have great news, Ru.

I'm gonna be on the next season of "Below Dick."

- You mean "Below Deck?"

- I don't know what that is.

[laughter]

- And our extra special guest judge,

the euphoric Colman Domingo.

Colman, now, you've played some iconic men.

- Yes, but also, back in my days

on the "Big Gay Sketch Show," I played some iconic women,

including you, Ru. - Ooh.

- Like I said, you've played some iconic men.

[laughter]

- This week, we challenged our queens

to improv their way through a murder on the dance floor.

And tonight on the runway, category is Coming and Going,

a design that looks one way from the front

and another way from the back.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Category is Coming and Going.

Up first, Olivia Lux.

Ooh.

Cooter sings the blues.

[laughter]

- I'm coming at you in a vintage

Billie Holiday-inspired ensemble.

Then when I turn around, a garden of gardenias,

starting from the hair, all the way down

to that motherfucking train.

10s across the board, bitch.

- Gardenia? I don't even know ya.

[laughter]

- Up next, Irene the Alien.

- Vote blue, everybody.

- I look like Sarah Palin on steroids.

I've got my red power suit that lets you know

I think poor people should pay all the taxes.

- Oh, it's an alien.

- That all make sense now.

- I'm an alien invasion robot

sent here to infiltrate American politics

and ruin our society.

- Martian, Martian, Martian.

- [laughs]

- ♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

♪ Star, baby ♪

Up next, Bosco.

- Oh, dear. Bosco looks a little stiff.

[laughter]

- Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today

to serve cunt.

I'm coming out in a cinched coffin.

Twists around to reveal

the Queen of the Night herself.

- Hey, Bosco, how's your head?

[laughter]

- I am giving you Lydia Deetz dressed as Elvira

styled by Amanda Lepore.

You simply cannot take this.

- If your coffin's not cinched, you're not doing drag.

- Whenever you're ready, Ru.

- I'm right about there.

- All right, I'm gonna leave it for you, okay?

Mwah! Love you, Mother.

- [laughs]

Up next, DeJa Skye.

- How much for one Afro puff?

[laughter]

- For this runway, I wanted to give a floral goddess,

because I am a goddess.

And when I turn around, my lordis

is on fire.

- You should see a doctor for that.

[laughter]

- It is prolapsed.

- Origami mommy.

- ♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Up next, Phoenix.

- I call this piece Weathering the Storm.

I've got a couple different shades of dark-colored tulle.

I've got my windswept hair.

So then when I turn around, I have this beautiful

rhinestone sun on my back.

- Hello, Sunshine.

- This is dark and gloomy

but also glamorous for the runway.

- If you don't like the weather, wait a minute.

- [laughs]

Up next, it's Aja.

- Golden child or golden showers, you be the judge.

- My outfit is inspired by 1920s art deco

and by my spirituality.

And I'm letting these bitches know

I got my third eye on them.

- Oh, so that's where her third eye is.

- Yeah.

- I thought it was a little higher.

- The front is giving Oshun-inspired African sun.

And the back is giving very Venetian moon.

- ♪ I've written a letter to Daddy ♪

[laughter]

- ♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

Welcome, queens.

Tonight, Tournament of All Star rules are in full effect.

I'll name the top two All Stars of the week,

who will each receive two points.

Then the top two will lip sync for their chance to win

$10,000 plus one extra point.

Remember, at the end of this first bracket,

the three queens with the most points

will continue to our semifinals.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques,

starting with Olivia Lux.

- This is spectacular.

It is high drag, but it still has

a bit of a sense of humor with that microphone cord

giving kind of a Schiaparelli vibe.

- In Murder on the Dance Floor,

it was really fun to see you in a character

that you wouldn't normally play.

However, you definitely could have pushed it further.

- Next time you approach a character like that,

find a complicated emotion.

I think if you leaned into the grief,

you would have had more highs and lows in your performance.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Irene the Alien.

- AKA Cherry Cheeks.

That is very appropriate because my cheeks

are killing me from laughing and smiling

because your performance was so delightful.

You were so confident. You were so prepared.

- And then when you mic dropped with the voice change,

I lost my mind.

- [in lower voice] Well, aren't you a clever bear, Mr. Poussay?

- It's a very smart move from you.

It was fun volleying with you too.

- I had fun with you as well.

- Tonight on the runway, it's saying so much politically.

It's so smart, yet it's so drag.

And it just shows us how clever you are.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Bosco.

- Your Kitty Laveau was absolutely extraordinary.

Things were just coming right off the cuff,

and they were brilliant each time.

- The eye patch, then lifting the eye patch,

and then saying that you were blind in the other eye

and you really couldn't see. I mean, it's all--

- So good.

- So stupid and ridiculous, Bosco.

- This look--I'm totally pre-ordering a casket

like this for my funeral.

It is so flattering.

I'm getting one.

- Now, listen, Elvira, come on, come on.

- Pandering. Sorry.

- I think you're cheating

because you know how much we love her.

[laughs]

Up next, DeJa Skye.

This is really gorgeous.

I could see it at the Moulin Rouge

or some Josephine Baker tribute.

- Yes.

- A big part of improv is not talking, it's listening.

You listened to Ru, and it allowed you

to have good moments and a connection,

which showed in the scene.

- I had fun with you. - Oh, good.

- I love the fact that you were willing to go there.

You were doing all these wild things.

You know, it just shows that you down to play.

Let's do it.

- I was so in my head, if I'm being 1,000% honest

because I am my worst critic.

And for some reason, I didn't really grasp the concept

that I was doing well.

- Usually, when that happens,

it's because there's a part of you that really

gets off on that process.

For most of us, it feels like home, you know?

- Right. - It's like, leave home.

- Right. - Leave home.

And I think you did a fantastic job.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Phoenix.

- You're just such a joy.

And it was really fun just seeing you be back

and be here and be present.

I enjoyed that. - Thank you.

- You were giving me Delta Burke.

I just wanted you to up the stakes a bit more

and find more range.

- Okay. - This look--really fun.

I love the idea that you're giving us stormy weather

in the front, and then you're giving us, like,

a new day is dawning in the back.

I think I like the front better than the back.

- You like the front better than the back.

I thought I'd never...

[laughter]

- Hear you say those words.

- Yeah, I don't think I ever have.

- This outfit is a lot of fun.

Who's responsible for it?

- This took a few people to make.

This is an outfit that means a lot to me.

I lost my sister to COVID.

And it was...

[somber music]

Literally the worst moment of my life.

I was in the room when they cut her monitors off,

and it's something that just-- I deal with every single day.

You know, people kept telling me, just hang in there.

You will see the sunlight again.

Weather the storm.

And one of the positive things that I got out of it was,

it made me want more out of life.

And it made me wanna come to "All Stars."

And that was the purpose of this.

♪ ♪

- So this is for her.

- This is for her.

- Thank you, Phoenix.

Up next, Aja.

- I think there's a lot of stuff going on in this,

but I mean, it works.

- I'm getting Carnival.

It's an outfit that took me from daytime at Carnival

in Rio to nighttime.

So I thought it was beautiful.

- You had a lot of heavy lifting in the acting challenge

because you were playing two roles.

And I thought you brought a lot of energy and vitality.

Every time you had a moment,

you kind of burst into the scene.

I think in the actual one-on-one, maybe a little bit

more back and forth and peaks and valleys would have helped.

- You literally stole the show as the corpse.

[laughter]

- Well, I've heard that before.

- Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage, if you can.

[laughter]

[engine starts and revs]

Okay, just between us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Now, we're looking for the top two All Stars of the week.

- If we're talking about telling stories,

Irene was an auteur tonight.

In the improv, I was riveted

by the character choices that she made.

- And then pulling out that old murder mystery trope

of the person who breaks character and lets it all out.

That's brilliant.

Very smart.

- Cherry Cheeks just gave you more and more and more.

- DeJa Skye, as her character Chardonnay Harrington,

it was a great performance.

- I'm proud of DeJa. She was there.

She was giving it back and forth.

- It's interesting with DeJa

because we're experiencing a new DeJa.

And DeJa is experiencing a new DeJa.

I think she's trying to find her footing with her new body,

her new outlook.

But I did have fun with her.

- As Kitty Laveau, Bosco did something really unique.

Bosco said, "Yes and," was leaning forward.

Impeccable timing-- like, Lucille Ball timing.

- I had so much fun with Bosco.

She had me cracking up within the improv.

- She, too, is another really smart one

who has tons of references and knows exactly

what she wants to bring each time.

- All right. Silence.

I have made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

[laughs]

- [laughs]

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your Murder on the Dance Floor performances

and your Coming and Going runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

[dramatic music]

And the top two All Stars of the week are...

♪ ♪

Irene the Alien...

♪ ♪

And Bosco.

- Yay.

- Work, bitch!

[applause]

- Condragulations.

You've each earned two points,

which means you're both closer to the semifinals

and the chance to win the grand prize of $200,000.

Ladykins, the rest of you can step to the back of the stage.

♪ ♪

Irene, Bosco, this week, you were both persons of interest.

But tonight, there can only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point

in the Tournament of All Stars.

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for your Legacy.

- I'm so happy I'm up here with one of my closest sisters

in the world.

And I'm even more excited for that $10,000

I'm about to fucking win.

- Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪

♪ You better not kill the groove, DJ ♪

♪ Gonna burn this goddamn house right down ♪

♪ ♪

♪ If you think you're gettin' away ♪

♪ I will prove you wrong ♪

♪ I'll take you all away ♪

♪ Stay another song ♪

♪ I'll blow you all away ♪

♪ Hey ♪

- Come on, Bosco.

- ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪

♪ On the dance floor ♪

♪ You better not kill the groove ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪

♪ You better not steal the moves, DJ ♪

♪ Gonna burn this goddamn house right down ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Don't think you'll get away ♪

♪ I will prove you wrong ♪

♪ I'll take you all away ♪

♪ Boy, just come along ♪

♪ Hear me when I say ♪

♪ Hey ♪

- Okay.

- ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪

- Go ahead. [overlapping speech]

- ♪ You better not kill the groove ♪

- My gosh.

♪ ♪

- ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪

- Oh, oh, oh.

Come on, Bosco. Come on.

- Come on, bitch.

Come on, bitch.

- ♪ Gonna burn this goddamn house right down ♪

♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪

♪ You better not kill the groove ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪

♪ You better not steal the moves, DJ ♪

♪ Gonna burn this goddamn house right down ♪

- Yes!

Work, bitch!

- Yes!

[overlapping speech]

- [sighs] All Stars, I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Bosco, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby. - Yes!

Walk, bitch. - Come on, Bosco.

- Wow!

- Thank you, thank you.

- You've won a cash tip of $10,000.

- Yay.

- Plus an extra point.

Olivia, DeJa, Phoenix, and Aja, please step forward.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

All Stars, with great power comes great responsibility.

As the four bottom queens of the week,

you each receive one MVQ point that you must give away.

I'll leave it up to each of you to decide

which All Star deserves your MVQ point.

So here we are at the end of week two.

Bosco and Irene are tied for the lead with four points each.

Aja is in second place with three points.

And Olivia, DeJa, and Phoenix, you each have one point.

- Wah, wah, wah.

- But all that can change in the blink of an eyelash.

Congdragulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen.

- All right, now, let the music play.

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ A.S.M.R. lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪

- Next time on the Tournament of All Stars...

- This definitely shakes shit up.

- Where does that even put the score, girl?

- It's giving All Stars, all stunts.

- I don't know how to trust you.

- So I wanna see if my feelings

are valid in this, then.

- For the final episode of this bracket,

you need to transform these red-hot hoopsters

into your very own drag sisters.

- Yes.

- Now, show me a clown runway.

- A clown? - Yes.

- I didn't think this was what I would be doing.

- Winning this challenge will be

the deciding factor on who gets to move forward

to the semifinals.

We can't fuck it up.

[screaming]

- [laughs]

- ♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ A.S.M.R. lover ♪

♪ That's what you are to me, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ A.S.M.R. lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪