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[logo buzzes]
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- Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
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I am here now.
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I can see myself letting go.
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Embracing acceptance.
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The past is dead, but I am still breathing.
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I am alive.
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[Ryan sighs]
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Max, it's a brand new day.
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[Ryan knocks] Max!
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Come on, hey. What?
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Wow, man, you got into some strange, huh?
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Listen, I had a breakthrough, man.
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I gotta talk to you about it.
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Courtesy of our old friend Sharon P.
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Yeah, you believe it?
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Yeah, I didn't think that
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having sex with a married woman with her husband
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and child mere feet away was the wake up call
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that I was envisioning for myself, but here I am.
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In a moment of full, beautiful,
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psychic spiritual connection with myself.
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It's amazing.
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But listen to me talking about my breakthroughs.
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What the fuck is all this about, bud?
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Max.
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Max! Hey, man. Come on, what the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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Why is your foot so cold?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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[Ryan claps]
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Max, don't! Stop fucking with me. Stop it!
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You stop fucking with me right now!
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Wake up! Dude!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, bud, hey.
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Where's your heart, Max?
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Where's your heart?
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Max, where's the heartbeat?
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- [Max] Ryan, if you're reading this, I guess I'm dead.
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Whoa, I guess you can really OD on Ibuprofen PM.
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It worked and that really sucks for you.
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You are now truly alone.
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Attached, you'll find our Netflix password, our wifi code,
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I'm Mr. Skin password, my Costco card, my Vons card,
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my New York Times online password puzzle login info,
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and instructions for my memorial.
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- Motherfucker, fuck!
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- [Max] As per this party hat,
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think of my funeral as a celebration
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of the parts of my life that were awesome.
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I trust you'll execute it with exact precision.
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- What the fuck, Max!
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- [Max] Anyway, can you please pass a note
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on to Emma for me?
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Dear Emma, you had sex with another guy,
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and when you broke your butt hole, you broke my heart.
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Now I'm dead. Sad face emoji.
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- As I stand at standing rock later.
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What the--
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Are you fucking kidding me right now?
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You, fuck! [dramatic music]
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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[dramatic music]
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Oh, fuck! [dramatic music]
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Max! [dramatic music]
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[door squeaks]
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- Yep, he's dead.
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[paper crinkles]
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What is it with you guys and my asshole?
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- Oh, this is bigger than your asshole, Emma!
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This is about poor, sweet Max.
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- I don't know how to break it to you,
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but I wasn't in a relationship with Max.
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- No, no, you don't get to do that.
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I'm not gonna let you do it.
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You don't get to rewrite history
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and then pretend you weren't fucking around on him
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behind his back, okay.
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- Oh, you are literally the last person on the planet
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who gets to lecture me on the ethics of fucking.
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[Ryan laughs]
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I was very clear with Max
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that I was not interested in a serious relationship.
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- Well, I mean, then why did,
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and why is he, you know.
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- It's called angel lust.
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It's usually caused by asphyxiation or spinal trauma.
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- No.
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[Ryan sighs]
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[Ryan sniffs]
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- You know, I'd forgotten just how impressive he was.
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- You forgot. How could you forget?
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Look, look at, I mean,
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that thing's gonna haunt me for the rest of my life.
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- He was gifted.
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- He was deformed.
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It's, it's so big.
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- Freud said the death instinct pervades sexual activity.
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- He did? - Yeah.
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- Yeah. - So.
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- You're right.
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- What are you doing?
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What is that? What? What is what?
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- What do you mean what am I doing?
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- You are so fucked up.
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- Excuse me. - What was that?
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No, you're throwing it out.
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You're putting- - That was misread.
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- Wow, you come into the room,
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you start talking Freud and philosophy,
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and I don't know where you're going with this.
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- I was talking about Sigmund Freud
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and then you just started putting your face on my face.
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- You have no control over it.
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You're like unhinged like an animal.
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- Max is dead! What are you doing?
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Max was depressed.
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- How would you know that if you weren't even his girlfriend?
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- Because I know.
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He was textbook manic depressive.
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- Okay, Emma, we get it. You're an animal doctor.
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But that doesn't mean that you get my best friend
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better than I do.
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- Maybe you didn't know him as well as you think you did.
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Maybe you only saw the Max that you wanted to see.
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- I, I don't get it.
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I thought I'd, what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
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- Yeah. This is heavy.
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- Ah, fuck. - Hey, it's gonna be okay.
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Probably not for Max.
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'Cause he's dead.
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But this is not your fault.
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This is not your fault. - I know that.
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- Okay. - I know it's your fault.
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[Emma laughs]
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- What?
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- Okay. - It is a little bit.
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- Sure.
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- Hey, seriously, oh god,
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I'm so glad I called you, Emma.
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[phone dings]
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- [Siri] Calling slutty Emma.
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- Oh, ah, there's a bunch of Emmas in my phone.
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- Siri, call Slutty Emma.
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- No, Siri. - [Siri] Calling slutty Emma.
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[phone rings]
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- There's bigger things to-
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- Is that, oh, yes, there you are.
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- Okay, yeah. It's, it's just,
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Emma, listen to me.
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Emma, listen to me.
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I don't think that you're a slut.
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- Oh, thank you so much, Ryan, you epic hypocrite.
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- Emma. Where? Emma, where are you go...?
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You can't leave me here.
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I can't be left alone with a dead body.
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I don't know what to do.
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- I'm sorry, are you telling me
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that you haven't called an ambulance yet?
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Oh my God!
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Ryan, I feel like I'm not the first person to tell you this,
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but you need to handle your shit.
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- Emma stop. Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma!
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[energetic music]
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Emma!
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[phone beeps] - [Siri] Calling slutty Emma.
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- Siri, shut the fuck up.
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[energetic music]
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[hip hop music]
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So will you? [hip hop music]
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[hand slaps]
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I'm dealing with the death of a friend here.
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Come on, don't judge me.
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I don't judge you.
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- And while I'm glad to know my brother's finally at peace,
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his loss leaves a hole in all of our hearts
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and we'll miss him every day.
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[Ryan claps]
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I'd now like to bring up Max's best friend, Ryan.
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Ryan has promised to execute a final wish of Max's,
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as we say our goodbyes,
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which is ironic because Ryan did absolutely nothing for him
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while he was alive.
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Ryan. - Okay.
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Okay, Lucy, everybody.
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Thank you, Lucy.
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I know that grief can make people a little harsh,
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but thank you.
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Hi, everyone.
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My name is Ryan,
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and I am Max's loving
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and caring best friend and roommate.
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Look, Max was always there for me.
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I mean, this is,
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this is the guy who drove me to 38 bars
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just to find a bartender
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that I met in a yoga class one time.
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I ended up finding her and it was awesome.
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[soft music]
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Look, I guess what I'm saying is that
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Max was always taking care of me.
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And it's only right that I do something for him
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on the day that we all say goodbye.
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He wanted this final tribute,
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I wanna make that clear as we lay him to rest.
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So without further ado,
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[clears throat]
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oh God.
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[upbeat music]
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Once again, I wanna remind you, this is what Max wanted.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Bitches shake your titties ♪
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♪ Shake your butt ♪
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♪ I'm in the club ♪
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♪ I don't give a fuck ♪
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♪ Real OG counting big Gs ♪
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♪ Yeah, bitch I'm getting money ♪
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♪ Here I am bitch ♪
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♪ I'm the man bitch ♪
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♪ Go ahead make me a fucking sandwich ♪
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♪ I get bread ♪
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♪ I get dope ♪
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♪ Shake that booty ♪
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♪ You little ho ♪
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♪ Cry like a little baby ♪
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♪ Shaking ass on my new Mercedes ♪
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♪ Pop that pussy twerk that ♪
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♪ Yeah bitch go crazy ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪ - This one's for you, Matt.
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♪ Yes ♪
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- Uh, it's Max. - Max.
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- Max. - Max.
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[hip hop music]
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♪ Shake ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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- That was fucked up.
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- Lucy, I just did what he wanted me to do.
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Seriously, he left instructions.
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Very specific ones.
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In a very intimate place, by the way.
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This is what he wanted.
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Cremation with a casket service to house a stripper
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holding his ashes to the sky Simba style.
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It's all there.
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This is Max, Lucy. He wanted people to laugh.
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- No, no, no, no.
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We're at a funeral for my 33-year-old brother, Ryan.
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No one is laughing.
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- Your uncle seems to be having a pretty good time.
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- My uncle has dementia, so.
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- Look, I'm sorry, all right.
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I just, I wanted to do it right by your brother, that's all.
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- The right thing
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would've been to check with his family before you,
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before you put a sex worker in charge of his remains.
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- Wait, wait, wait, first of all, her name is Holly.
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And second of all,
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he knew you guys wouldn't get it because you never got him.
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- You got him?
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'Cause the only thing that you could say up there
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about my brother was that he helped to get you laid.
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What the hell you ever do for him?
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- Oh, come on.
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- Oh, I know.
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You got him arrested at Bed Bath and Beyond
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and then you slept with his girlfriend.
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- Oh, come on, Emma sleeps with everyone.
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I-
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- I think you should go
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- Fine.
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Great, yeah, I'll go.
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Wow. Well, good luck with your little party.
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I don't know if you were trying to set me up
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with that whole stripper thing, but if you were, congrats.
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It's very funny.
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Nobody gets me like you get me.
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Nobody gets you like I get you.
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Or at least that's what I thought.
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- Yo. - Yo.
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Emma, hey, what's going on?
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- I gotta get back to the hospital.
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Puppies don't euthanize themselves.
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I'm just kidding.
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It's a no-kill shelter.
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- Okay.
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- For what it's worth,
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I got what you were going for.
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I thought the stripper was funny.
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And if you asked me,
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she really persevered against a very tough crowd
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and I, I personally find that kind of resilience extremely hot.
294
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- But- - But nothing.
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I get that you were honoring Max.
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- Oh, thank you.
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Is that it?
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- Yeah, that's it. - Great, bye.
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- Later.
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Those wouldn't be Max's ashes
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that you have in your front seat, would they?
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Because a, a strip tease is one thing,
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but stealing human remains-
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- No, no, no, I'm not stealing his remains.
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I'm doing exactly what Max would've wanted.
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- You know, I'm gonna have to go in there
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and tell them- - I can't hear you.
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- That you are abducting What is left of her brother, right!
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- Great seeing you. Be well.
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♪ Bitches shake your titties ♪
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♪ Shake your butt ♪
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♪ I'm in the club ♪
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♪ I don't give a fuck ♪
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[door squeaks]
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- [Mom] I wasn't expecting you tonight.
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- Hi.
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[meditative music]
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My heart is open and I radiate.
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[tranquil music]
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- Yep, he's dead.
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[tranquil music]
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- Okay, my heart is open, my heart is open.
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And I radiate love. [Ryan groans]
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[tranquil music]
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Oh, come on. [tranquil music]
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My heart is open.
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My heart is open.
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My heart is open.
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My heart is open.
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My heart is open.
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My heart is so,
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my heart is fucked.
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[mystical music]
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Are you my spirit animal?
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[dog barks]
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Mom, I, I think I might be having like
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post PTSD grief related hallucinations.
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- That is so great, honey.
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I need your help.
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Should I wear the blue, the light blue, or the marigold?
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- The blue. You, you always looked good in blue.
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- Blue it is.
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- Listen, what Mom!
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What the hell are you doing?
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- Just look away.
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- Oh.
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- Not used to you being in Jonathan's room.
349
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- Who's Jonathan? - Jonathan!
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Isn't he the cutest?
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- You are real.
352
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- Monroe is obsessed with him.
353
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- Monroe?
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Let me guess, new boyfriend.
355
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- Ah, wrong bra.
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[Ryan sighs]
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- Oh, mom, look, I don't, wow, mom!
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Again God! Come on!
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- Okay, your brother
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and his fiance will be here in 20 minutes for Sunday brunch.
361
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- Whoa, Nicky's engaged?
362
00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:44,611
- Yes, honey. He's been dating Tanya for over a year.
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She's a dream.
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- Wait, Sunday brunch,
365
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is that like a thing that you guys do?
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You don't tell me about it.
367
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- Stop being dramatic, darling.
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- My best friend killed himself.
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Do you care?
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- And when I came to my calf was the size of a football.
371
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It turns out I've been bitten by a damn cobra
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as I was carrying little Dikembe back to the hospital.
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- My god, Nicky a cobra.
374
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,166
- Yeah, really, thank God for Dikembe.
375
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:22,572
The doctor said it was my will to save him that saved me.
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- Wow, man, that's one hell of a story.
377
00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:26,501
- I, I guess it is.
378
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But truly helping people is the mission.
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That's why I started HAFTO, which stands for,
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Helping Africans Feel Triumphant Organisation.
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- Not because we want to, but because we HAFTO.
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See, it's pretty clever, huh?
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- I dunno about clever,
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I'm just doing what feels good, you know?
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- Well, it doesn't always feel good to me.
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- Babe. - I worry.
387
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- You look so familiar to me, Tanya.
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Have we met?
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- No, I don't think so.
390
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- Hey, enough about us.
391
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What about you, Monroe?
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I heard you're a bit of a Flemish rabbit connoisseur.
393
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- Oh yeah.
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Well, I was this kind of awkward, overweight kid.
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So my mom went out
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and got me this huge ass bunny to teach me that
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even though I had buck teeth and I was fat,
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I was still lovable.
399
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- Hmm.
400
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- So I kept it around my whole life.
401
00:19:17,013 --> 00:19:18,439
- Isn't that the most beautiful story?
402
00:19:18,439 --> 00:19:19,516
- Wow, amazing.
403
00:19:19,516 --> 00:19:21,741
- And who knew breeding rabbits my whole life
404
00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:23,757
would lead me to your mom?
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- You know, I saw a video of a lady
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with a Flemish talk about how it cured her loneliness, so.
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- Cut to the Flemish Breeders Association of California,
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a couple chardonnays later.
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[guests laugh]
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Blam, I meet the girl of my dreams.
411
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- Wow, these two.
412
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- That is a beautiful story.
413
00:19:47,118 --> 00:19:50,004
- Thank you. That's a message I shared with my kids.
414
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- Monroe's a teacher.
415
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- I bring the bunny into the classroom.
416
00:19:53,794 --> 00:19:56,018
Ah, the kids get a real kick out of it.
417
00:19:56,192 --> 00:19:57,374
It's good for building empathy.
418
00:19:57,374 --> 00:19:58,660
- Hmm, I could use a little of that.
419
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- What's that, honey?
420
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- Empathy, mom.
421
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Remember how my best friend just killed himself?
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00:20:03,353 --> 00:20:04,778
And none none of us are talking about it
423
00:20:04,778 --> 00:20:06,725
'cause we never talk about anything in this family.
424
00:20:06,725 --> 00:20:08,359
- Not now, Ryan.
425
00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:11,001
- Ryan, I'm so sorry for your loss.
426
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,913
Wish we could have met under better circumstances.
427
00:20:12,913 --> 00:20:14,200
- Yeah.
428
00:20:14,374 --> 00:20:17,329
- Someone taking their own life is just so sad.
429
00:20:17,503 --> 00:20:19,136
- Hmm. It is babe. It is.
430
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:21,256
But at the same time, it makes you think,
431
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,134
with all those children dying of malaria,
432
00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:25,394
dengue fever every day,
433
00:20:25,568 --> 00:20:28,140
what a luxury it must be to be able to choose the way you die.
434
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,461
- Are you kidding me?
435
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:32,972
Do you have to relate everything back to Africa?
436
00:20:33,146 --> 00:20:36,588
- Deep down my brother, we are all Africans.
437
00:20:36,762 --> 00:20:38,743
- Oh, right, bro, yeah, is that a Sean Penn quote
438
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:40,133
or did you learn that in prison?
439
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:41,316
- Ryan! - What?
440
00:20:41,316 --> 00:20:43,123
- Mom, it's fine.
441
00:20:43,123 --> 00:20:44,201
Monroe, you may not believe this,
442
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,044
but I used to be addicted to heroin.
443
00:20:46,218 --> 00:20:47,365
- Here we go.
444
00:20:47,365 --> 00:20:50,320
- Then when my misdeeds finally caught up with me,
445
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they locked me up.
446
00:20:51,605 --> 00:20:53,344
Yeah, and one night,
447
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,091
after watching my cellmate bleed out from a retaliation shank,
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I realised I do not wanna waste my life anymore.
449
00:21:01,756 --> 00:21:03,703
Taught myself code in the prison library.
450
00:21:04,712 --> 00:21:08,119
After a few years, I finally got out and my company IPO’d.
451
00:21:09,579 --> 00:21:11,178
I started HAFTO.
452
00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:15,766
Once you hit rock bottom, the only place to go is up.
453
00:21:16,114 --> 00:21:18,861
- Hey Nicky, can I talk to you outside for a second?
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- Excuse us. Sorry.
455
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:24,666
[Ryan clears throat]
456
00:21:26,057 --> 00:21:28,803
Wow, well, this has been a long time coming, huh?
457
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:32,036
Go ahead. Go ahead, apologize.
458
00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:34,156
- Apologize, for what?
459
00:21:34,330 --> 00:21:36,104
- For what? For not coming to visit your own flesh
460
00:21:36,104 --> 00:21:37,355
and blood in prison, not once.
461
00:21:37,355 --> 00:21:38,572
- Give it a break, Mandela,
462
00:21:38,746 --> 00:21:40,484
you were in there for 21 days.
463
00:21:40,658 --> 00:21:42,291
Now listen to me, I have a very important question.
464
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,439
- What's up?
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00:21:43,613 --> 00:21:44,621
- How long have you known that woman?
466
00:21:44,794 --> 00:21:45,698
- My fiance?
467
00:21:45,698 --> 00:21:46,845
- Yeah, your fiance. - About a year.
468
00:21:46,845 --> 00:21:49,070
- A year. - Yeah, we're pretty tight.
469
00:21:49,244 --> 00:21:50,879
- What portion of that year have you known
470
00:21:51,052 --> 00:21:53,347
that your fiance is a porn star?
471
00:21:55,954 --> 00:21:57,309
I'm trying to figure out which one I like more.
472
00:21:57,309 --> 00:21:59,395
Was it Dirt Diamond or Tijuana Toilet Tricks
473
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:02,524
'cause I just- [Ryan screams]
474
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- You fucking bastard!
475
00:22:04,679 --> 00:22:06,417
- Okay. - Good.
476
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:08,399
- Come here, you bastard.
477
00:22:08,399 --> 00:22:10,624
- [Ryan] You got the strength of a baby deer.
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00:22:10,624 --> 00:22:11,737
- That's it, break it up.
479
00:22:11,910 --> 00:22:13,579
- [Ryan] Have you been working out?
480
00:22:13,579 --> 00:22:14,970
- I said break that shit up!
481
00:22:14,970 --> 00:22:17,716
Break it up! Get the hell up!
482
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,574
Guys, this is not the way.
483
00:22:21,922 --> 00:22:24,078
- You're right, Monroe. You're right.
484
00:22:24,252 --> 00:22:26,338
When they go low- - Oh, shut up!
485
00:22:26,338 --> 00:22:28,180
[brothers groaning]
486
00:22:29,779 --> 00:22:33,464
- I did not raise animals!
487
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:42,468
- Tanya, look, I'm, I'm not coming from a judgemental place.
488
00:22:42,815 --> 00:22:46,536
- Ryan, you think you know who I am
489
00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:51,576
because, because I am Tanya Lynn Miller,
490
00:22:54,669 --> 00:22:55,956
the little girl who was abducted
491
00:22:55,956 --> 00:22:58,598
when she was eight years old on her way home from school
492
00:22:58,772 --> 00:23:02,700
and held captive in a basement in Arcadia for 13 years.
493
00:23:03,847 --> 00:23:07,080
I was beaten, starved,
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00:23:07,254 --> 00:23:11,287
molested and tortured.
495
00:23:13,512 --> 00:23:17,335
And that, Ryan, that is my truth.
496
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,585
Perhaps you saw my Barbara Walters special.
497
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:30,893
- No, no, I, I didn't.
498
00:23:32,319 --> 00:23:36,456
Barbara Walters, I, I hear she’s lovely.
499
00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:37,951
- Yeah, she is.
500
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,759
It was an emotional day for us both.
501
00:23:44,695 --> 00:23:49,423
- Well, wow. I, I guess I'm sorry.
502
00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:52,100
That was a little mix-up.
503
00:23:59,192 --> 00:24:01,520
What have you been doing since you got out of the basement?
504
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,302
[energetic music]
505
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:21,301
- I mean, that's the same girl.
506
00:24:23,179 --> 00:24:24,570
That is the same girl.
507
00:24:25,439 --> 00:24:28,289
[energetic music]
508
00:24:32,878 --> 00:24:35,798
[mythical music]
509
00:24:38,162 --> 00:24:40,039
- This is the moment.
510
00:24:40,039 --> 00:24:42,750
All roads have led back to here.
511
00:24:42,924 --> 00:24:46,297
This is the moment we've been waiting for.
512
00:24:46,471 --> 00:24:51,025
Rye is back in the hood, 818 represent.
513
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,111
I mean, how long has it been, 10 years?
514
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:55,265
- Yeah. - Dude, look around.
515
00:24:55,265 --> 00:24:56,240
Shit done changed.
516
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,943
The valley is where it's at now, bro,
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00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,473
total transformation.
518
00:25:00,758 --> 00:25:03,052
- Hmm, is it though?
519
00:25:03,226 --> 00:25:05,938
- Yeah. I was so stoked when you called me, bro.
520
00:25:06,112 --> 00:25:07,954
I needed a guy's night like fucking crazy.
521
00:25:08,128 --> 00:25:09,798
I've been working like a Mexican.
522
00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:15,012
- Yeah. Yeah, my head's been really spinning since,
523
00:25:15,185 --> 00:25:16,506
since Max died.
524
00:25:16,506 --> 00:25:18,071
Been trying- - Hey, get me a
525
00:25:18,245 --> 00:25:19,392
vodka OJ Simpson.
526
00:25:19,566 --> 00:25:20,956
That's when you get me a screwdriver
527
00:25:21,304 --> 00:25:22,938
and I slit your throat.
528
00:25:23,286 --> 00:25:24,677
[Jordan laughs]
529
00:25:24,850 --> 00:25:27,944
Max is your dog, right?
530
00:25:28,118 --> 00:25:30,204
- Best friend. - Mm, man's best friend.
531
00:25:30,378 --> 00:25:34,306
Cheers to Max. May he rest in peace.
532
00:25:36,461 --> 00:25:40,320
[glasses clink]
533
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,780
Bring it in.
534
00:25:42,128 --> 00:25:43,135
Bring it in. - Okay.
535
00:25:44,178 --> 00:25:45,221
- I got some big news, bro.
536
00:25:45,395 --> 00:25:47,029
- Yeah. - I just convinced Lisa
537
00:25:47,377 --> 00:25:49,393
that we should be in an open marriage.
538
00:25:49,567 --> 00:25:51,792
Can you believe that I convinced her to do that?
539
00:25:51,965 --> 00:25:55,094
- Wow, that's, that's great. - Yeah.
540
00:25:55,268 --> 00:25:57,806
- That's, I thought that you
541
00:25:57,980 --> 00:25:59,475
and Lisa were like super in love though.
542
00:25:59,822 --> 00:26:01,387
You guys like have a kid recently?
543
00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:03,090
- Yeah. Yeah, no, no, we're in love, dude.
544
00:26:03,264 --> 00:26:04,516
But I'm a fucking man. - Right.
545
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:06,184
- Okay, birds gotta fly.
546
00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:07,436
Fish gotta swim.
547
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,313
Cats kill for sport.
548
00:26:09,487 --> 00:26:11,642
You know, it's in our fucking blood.
549
00:26:11,816 --> 00:26:13,694
- Fourth vodka OJ.
550
00:26:15,084 --> 00:26:19,117
- Thank you and actually, can I get one more for you?
551
00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:21,897
- Oh, I'm actually not allowed to drink on the job.
552
00:26:22,732 --> 00:26:24,087
- Oh, okay, no problem.
553
00:26:24,261 --> 00:26:25,478
What time do you get off?
554
00:26:25,478 --> 00:26:27,390
- Oh, never.
555
00:26:29,163 --> 00:26:30,275
- I'm so sorry.
556
00:26:30,275 --> 00:26:33,161
- Never. Fuck you.
557
00:26:33,335 --> 00:26:34,829
Dude, there's literally thousands of girls out there
558
00:26:35,003 --> 00:26:35,977
waiting for us to fuck them.
559
00:26:35,977 --> 00:26:37,645
I don't give a shit.
560
00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:40,149
- You know, I was thinking, just keeping a mellow tonight.
561
00:26:40,496 --> 00:26:43,903
You know, just have a meal, catch up, talk about the old days.
562
00:26:44,077 --> 00:26:45,258
What? - I got a plan,
563
00:26:45,432 --> 00:26:47,310
a foolproof plan to get us laid tonight
564
00:26:47,484 --> 00:26:49,013
so that when we're fucking shithouse,
565
00:26:49,187 --> 00:26:50,925
we don't waste any time.
566
00:26:51,099 --> 00:26:52,350
Here that's yours. I have copies.
567
00:26:52,524 --> 00:26:53,533
- You made me a copy.
568
00:26:55,445 --> 00:26:56,696
Okay.
569
00:26:58,643 --> 00:26:59,755
Getting laid.
570
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,684
Number one, build a foundation.
571
00:27:03,858 --> 00:27:05,144
What does that mean?
572
00:27:05,144 --> 00:27:07,960
Like, like make up a story for us to pick up chicks with.
573
00:27:08,134 --> 00:27:10,254
- No, dude, that's number three.
574
00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:13,313
Make a foundation like a fucking meat foundation.
575
00:27:13,487 --> 00:27:14,982
We gotta align our stomachs with meat
576
00:27:15,156 --> 00:27:17,276
and become ultimate masculine predators.
577
00:27:17,450 --> 00:27:20,197
Like, me caveman, you, Jane.
578
00:27:20,371 --> 00:27:21,692
I love you long time.
579
00:27:21,692 --> 00:27:22,977
[Jordan laughs]
580
00:27:22,977 --> 00:27:26,420
- Caveman sounds a little Vietnamese and a little racist.
581
00:27:26,593 --> 00:27:28,574
- I'm not racist against Vietnamese, dude.
582
00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:30,591
My fucking rub and tug chick is Vietnamese.
583
00:27:30,764 --> 00:27:31,807
I tip her awesome.
584
00:27:34,381 --> 00:27:35,492
Do you need one?
585
00:27:35,492 --> 00:27:37,057
Dude, we should- - I'm fine.
586
00:27:37,231 --> 00:27:38,552
- That would be a fucking bonding experience.
587
00:27:38,552 --> 00:27:39,768
- No. - We should see if
588
00:27:39,768 --> 00:27:42,584
we can get a couple's rub and tug massage.
589
00:27:42,584 --> 00:27:43,627
[Jordan laughs]
590
00:27:43,627 --> 00:27:46,826
Oh, I used to ski in Vietnam.
591
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,946
This is like a skier.
592
00:27:50,441 --> 00:27:52,075
Buckle up and open wide.
593
00:27:52,423 --> 00:27:53,814
It's gonna be one of them nights, dude.
594
00:27:53,987 --> 00:27:55,864
Time to get that puss.
595
00:27:56,038 --> 00:27:58,194
- I don't, I don't really think they serve that here, man.
596
00:27:58,368 --> 00:28:00,314
- No, dude, this is a gay bar.
597
00:28:00,488 --> 00:28:02,956
Gay bars are the best place to pick up chicks.
598
00:28:03,130 --> 00:28:04,625
It's like their safe space.
599
00:28:04,972 --> 00:28:07,162
You and I, we're gonna penetrate the outta that safe space.
600
00:28:07,336 --> 00:28:08,587
We're gonna grab that pussy by the-
601
00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:10,361
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no,
602
00:28:10,361 --> 00:28:11,438
you don't grab the pussy.
603
00:28:11,438 --> 00:28:12,447
- I'm gonna grab that-
604
00:28:12,447 --> 00:28:13,629
- Jordan, you're not grabbing the pussy.
605
00:28:13,629 --> 00:28:15,089
- Fuck, what do you grab that pussy by?
606
00:28:15,437 --> 00:28:16,444
- You don't grab any pussy, Jordan.
607
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:17,591
- Shh.
608
00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:24,127
Lips, we're gonna grab that pussy by-
609
00:28:24,127 --> 00:28:25,414
- You know what?
610
00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:26,839
We're gonna start you off with a seltzer water, big guy.
611
00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:27,986
- No, what the fuck do you mean.
612
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,655
No, we're not. We're not!
613
00:28:29,655 --> 00:28:30,767
Listen to me.
614
00:28:32,054 --> 00:28:33,722
I need you to understand something.
615
00:28:35,252 --> 00:28:37,372
I need to get laid tonight, okay.
616
00:28:37,546 --> 00:28:38,485
- Okay. - Like, I need it.
617
00:28:38,485 --> 00:28:39,562
- Okay. - Do you hear me?
618
00:28:39,562 --> 00:28:40,605
- Yeah.
619
00:28:40,605 --> 00:28:41,961
- I need to get laid. - Okay.
620
00:28:42,135 --> 00:28:43,942
- I'm on my fucking tippy toes.
621
00:28:45,646 --> 00:28:46,793
Tell me what I just said.
622
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:48,323
- You need to get laid tonight.
623
00:28:49,365 --> 00:28:50,374
- Yeah. - You need it.
624
00:28:50,374 --> 00:28:52,147
- And we're gonna grab the pussy by what?
625
00:28:52,321 --> 00:28:53,294
- We're not gonna grab the pussy.
626
00:28:53,468 --> 00:28:54,685
- Ryan! - Okay, we're gonna,
627
00:28:54,685 --> 00:28:55,763
by the lips.
628
00:28:57,848 --> 00:28:58,926
Yeah. - Yeah.
629
00:28:58,926 --> 00:29:00,491
- Yeah. [Ryan and Jordan laugh]
630
00:29:00,491 --> 00:29:01,846
- Woo! [Jordan claps]
631
00:29:01,846 --> 00:29:03,654
Where your lips at? Uh!
632
00:29:04,871 --> 00:29:05,983
- Fuck!
633
00:29:08,626 --> 00:29:10,433
- Where's all the pussy?
634
00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:13,248
- Yeah. - Oh, look, there it is.
635
00:29:14,431 --> 00:29:16,065
- Okay, I'm gonna take a lap.
636
00:29:16,239 --> 00:29:18,498
Go to the T-O-I-L-E-T and rack some lines.
637
00:29:18,498 --> 00:29:19,680
[pills jiggle]
638
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,279
Stole my son's Ritalin.
639
00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:24,547
Hey, vodka OJ, make it a double.
640
00:29:24,547 --> 00:29:25,903
Look alive.
641
00:29:25,903 --> 00:29:27,919
- Might wanna make that two sodas.
642
00:29:29,136 --> 00:29:30,805
- I'm gonna get laid tonight.
643
00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:31,743
I'm gonna get laid tonight.
644
00:29:31,743 --> 00:29:33,273
You're gonna get laid tonight.
645
00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:35,254
You're gonna fucking get laid tonight.
646
00:29:35,428 --> 00:29:37,062
- My best friend killed himself.
647
00:29:38,522 --> 00:29:42,068
And it's left this like giant fucking hole
648
00:29:42,972 --> 00:29:45,196
that I'm trying to fill by connecting with my family
649
00:29:45,370 --> 00:29:48,361
or reconnecting with asshole friends from school but,
650
00:29:50,029 --> 00:29:53,922
I dunno it just feels like nobody gets me, you know?
651
00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:57,816
- You don't have like a lady friend who's there for you.
652
00:29:57,990 --> 00:29:59,867
- Lots of the ladies.
653
00:30:00,041 --> 00:30:02,127
There for me, not so much.
654
00:30:02,127 --> 00:30:03,969
There is just one girl actually,
655
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:07,794
I don't know, I guess she kind of gets it, you know.
656
00:30:10,158 --> 00:30:12,522
This place actually reminds me of her.
657
00:30:12,522 --> 00:30:15,997
[Jordan snorts]
658
00:30:16,345 --> 00:30:18,535
- Ha! You're going to laid tonight.
659
00:30:18,709 --> 00:30:21,073
You're gonna fucking get laid tonight.
660
00:30:21,247 --> 00:30:26,357
- Oh, okay, so you got a bear, polar bear, panda bear.
661
00:30:26,531 --> 00:30:30,251
Gummy bear? That's a- - Hey, we gotta go.
662
00:30:30,251 --> 00:30:31,433
We gotta go. - Whoa.
663
00:30:31,607 --> 00:30:33,171
- Come on. - Things are chill here, man.
664
00:30:33,171 --> 00:30:34,457
What are you- - We gotta,
665
00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:35,535
back the fuck off!
666
00:30:35,535 --> 00:30:36,613
This is my man!
667
00:30:36,613 --> 00:30:38,351
He's my man, back the fuck up!
668
00:30:38,351 --> 00:30:39,464
Put your dicks away!
669
00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:40,645
This is my fucking man!
670
00:30:40,645 --> 00:30:41,723
What are you gonna do?
671
00:30:41,723 --> 00:30:43,009
What are you gonna do, huh?
672
00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:44,782
Go fucking wax your fucking shoulders!
673
00:30:44,782 --> 00:30:45,929
- They're gonna kick your ass.
674
00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:47,007
- I know Krav-Maga bitch!
675
00:30:47,007 --> 00:30:48,189
Come on. - You okay?
676
00:30:49,371 --> 00:30:50,553
What? - Gay bars used to be
677
00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,257
fucking full of pussy, dude.
678
00:30:52,430 --> 00:30:53,925
- Okay, it's all right. It's all right.
679
00:30:53,925 --> 00:30:55,176
We struck out one place.
680
00:30:55,176 --> 00:30:56,393
- No, it's not all right, dude.
681
00:30:56,393 --> 00:30:58,897
I should, I should have eaten more fucking meat, dude.
682
00:30:58,897 --> 00:31:00,148
- More meat.
683
00:31:00,148 --> 00:31:02,234
- I don't think I have enough of a foundation.
684
00:31:02,408 --> 00:31:03,659
- I think you're fine, man.
685
00:31:05,919 --> 00:31:07,518
- Get me, get me the, the, the,
686
00:31:07,518 --> 00:31:09,256
the fucking diaper bag in the back.
687
00:31:09,777 --> 00:31:11,098
- The what? - Give me the diaper bag
688
00:31:11,272 --> 00:31:12,315
in the back!
689
00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:13,428
Fuck, dude!
690
00:31:13,428 --> 00:31:14,540
- Okay, I heard you.
691
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:15,930
Here. Come on.
692
00:31:16,556 --> 00:31:18,434
No, no, no, no, no!
693
00:31:18,608 --> 00:31:21,631
Oh, fuck dude, pull over!
694
00:31:21,631 --> 00:31:22,779
Pull over the car right now.
695
00:31:22,779 --> 00:31:23,822
- No. - Stop.
696
00:31:23,822 --> 00:31:24,970
- No, not necessarily. - No! No!
697
00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:26,742
- Dude, I do this all the time.
698
00:31:27,334 --> 00:31:28,585
- Oh shit.
699
00:31:28,759 --> 00:31:30,149
- Plus dude, there's a place around the corner,
700
00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,026
like literally teaming with prossys.
701
00:31:32,930 --> 00:31:35,225
- With what? - Prossys,
702
00:31:35,399 --> 00:31:37,067
that's how you say prostitute in Australia.
703
00:31:37,067 --> 00:31:38,179
I studied abroad there.
704
00:31:38,353 --> 00:31:39,883
- God. - And by studying abroad,
705
00:31:40,057 --> 00:31:42,073
I mean, I was fucking prostitutes.
706
00:31:42,073 --> 00:31:43,255
- Okay.
707
00:31:44,367 --> 00:31:47,496
[car screeches]
708
00:31:48,470 --> 00:31:49,686
- Hey.
709
00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:54,067
Hey! How much for the night?
710
00:31:54,067 --> 00:31:55,179
Both of us.
711
00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:56,952
- Jordan, that's, she's, she's not-
712
00:31:57,126 --> 00:31:58,203
- Excuse me?
713
00:31:58,864 --> 00:32:00,011
- I'm not a fucking cop.
714
00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:01,854
Full fuck, no condom, how much?
715
00:32:02,028 --> 00:32:04,879
- Jordan! Jordan, go now, now, now, now, now, now!
716
00:32:06,999 --> 00:32:08,668
[Jordan vomits] Oh wow.
717
00:32:09,015 --> 00:32:12,908
Yeah. Whoa. Oh, man, get it out.
718
00:32:13,256 --> 00:32:14,612
Hey, buddy, man,
719
00:32:14,612 --> 00:32:20,591
like a plate full of hot meat and vodka and OJ and Ritalin.
720
00:32:20,765 --> 00:32:23,025
That'd be be a lot for anybody to handle, man.
721
00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:27,162
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
722
00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:30,916
Hey, what's going on?
723
00:32:31,612 --> 00:32:33,698
- I fucking hate my life, man.
724
00:32:34,810 --> 00:32:38,495
I thought if I asked Lisa to be in an open marriage,
725
00:32:38,669 --> 00:32:39,642
you know, fuck, like,
726
00:32:39,642 --> 00:32:41,659
it would show me to be more desirable,
727
00:32:41,832 --> 00:32:42,875
but like, I'm not.
728
00:32:42,875 --> 00:32:46,108
I'm a fucking idiot. - You're not an idiot.
729
00:32:46,282 --> 00:32:48,125
- I don't wanna be alone.
730
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,306
I don't wanna be alone.
731
00:32:49,654 --> 00:32:52,575
[Jordan cries]
732
00:32:52,921 --> 00:32:54,069
- I felt alone.
733
00:32:55,668 --> 00:32:57,337
Ever since Max died.
734
00:32:57,337 --> 00:32:59,527
- Oh, dude, fuck you! It's a dog.
735
00:32:59,527 --> 00:33:00,640
Get over it.
736
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,968
Go to the fucking, they give him away for free.
737
00:33:04,672 --> 00:33:06,341
This is real shit, man.
738
00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:09,644
Fuck, I just wanna know that I still got it.
739
00:33:09,818 --> 00:33:11,764
I just wanna know if I still got it.
740
00:33:11,938 --> 00:33:13,119
[Jordan cries]
741
00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:15,101
- Come on, man. You still got it.
742
00:33:15,866 --> 00:33:18,994
Look at you, huh? You're a catch.
743
00:33:18,994 --> 00:33:21,011
You got, you got a minivan?
744
00:33:21,184 --> 00:33:25,252
You got some designer jeans and some cool shoes, right?
745
00:33:25,426 --> 00:33:26,434
- Yeah. - Yeah.
746
00:33:26,608 --> 00:33:27,790
Good looking, right?
747
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:33,005
You know, you're a catch.
748
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:34,500
- You think I'm handsome?
749
00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:39,228
- I mean, I didn't say, no wait.
750
00:33:39,402 --> 00:33:41,974
[Ryan groaning]
751
00:33:42,148 --> 00:33:45,137
[Ryan spits]
752
00:33:46,354 --> 00:33:49,726
No! No! [Ryan spits]
753
00:33:49,726 --> 00:33:51,534
- That didn't- - Fuck! Fuck!
754
00:33:51,707 --> 00:33:52,960
- That didn't do it for me.
755
00:33:54,071 --> 00:33:55,914
That didn't do it for me, sorry, homo.
756
00:33:55,914 --> 00:34:00,573
♪ Running miles and miles and miles ♪
757
00:34:00,573 --> 00:34:02,068
♪ To say I'm sorry ♪
758
00:34:02,068 --> 00:34:04,779
- We should try and meet that waitress.
759
00:34:07,873 --> 00:34:10,724
She is fucking hot, dude. I think she liked me.
760
00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:16,773
♪ Running miles and miles and miles ♪
761
00:34:16,773 --> 00:34:21,222
♪ To get back to that place ♪
762
00:34:24,316 --> 00:34:27,376
[meditative music]
763
00:34:33,598 --> 00:34:36,518
[phone vibrates]
764
00:34:39,403 --> 00:34:42,289
- Ryan. - Sonya, hey.
765
00:34:42,463 --> 00:34:43,575
- [Sonya] Hello, how are you?
766
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:45,000
- Honestly, not great.
767
00:34:45,174 --> 00:34:47,956
Things have been pretty intense since Max died.
768
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:53,796
- Yeah. I just, I, I find it so inspiring
769
00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:58,072
and beautiful that at the end he was living his truth.
770
00:34:58,246 --> 00:35:00,644
It was, it was his path.
771
00:35:00,818 --> 00:35:03,564
- Yeah, I- - I can feel
772
00:35:03,738 --> 00:35:05,894
from your breathing that you're not in your center.
773
00:35:06,068 --> 00:35:07,389
- Oh, I'm not. I am not.
774
00:35:07,389 --> 00:35:08,536
I am not in my center.
775
00:35:08,536 --> 00:35:10,135
- But what about some in-person work?
776
00:35:10,482 --> 00:35:13,194
I can imagine that your physical body is very blocked.
777
00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:16,497
- Yes, my physical body is extremely blocked.
778
00:35:16,844 --> 00:35:20,112
- Cool, just text me an address.
779
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:22,337
- Okay, great.
780
00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:25,223
[water bubbles]
781
00:35:27,517 --> 00:35:30,542
- Namaste. - Namaste, all right.
782
00:35:32,453 --> 00:35:35,270
Oh, man. Don't gimme that look.
783
00:35:35,617 --> 00:35:36,659
She's a meditation teacher.
784
00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:37,912
You'll get it when you see her.
785
00:35:38,677 --> 00:35:43,960
Oh, thank God, hi.
786
00:35:44,134 --> 00:35:47,715
- Hey. - You're not Sonya.
787
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,661
- I'm Kathleen, what's up?
788
00:35:51,330 --> 00:35:53,416
You're smaller than Sonya described.
789
00:35:54,493 --> 00:35:56,336
Petite even.
790
00:35:56,510 --> 00:35:57,588
I don't mind. - Okay.
791
00:35:57,588 --> 00:35:59,047
- Let's get these energies straightened out.
792
00:36:04,749 --> 00:36:08,503
Ooh, God. This body's a fucking mess.
793
00:36:08,851 --> 00:36:11,528
It's like a buoy just drifting at sea.
794
00:36:11,702 --> 00:36:14,066
Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you. It's off-putting.
795
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,604
And your chakra is, they're garbage.
796
00:36:16,777 --> 00:36:18,446
- Aren't you supposed to be here to help me get centered?
797
00:36:18,446 --> 00:36:20,393
- That depends. Do you wanna get centered?
798
00:36:20,566 --> 00:36:21,783
- Yeah, of course, I wanna get centered.
799
00:36:21,957 --> 00:36:23,904
- Then show me. - Isn't that your job?
800
00:36:24,077 --> 00:36:25,538
- I'm getting a shit ton of hesitation here.
801
00:36:25,712 --> 00:36:26,755
- Yeah, because we just met.
802
00:36:26,929 --> 00:36:30,370
Listen, I don't, this isn't gonna,
803
00:36:30,544 --> 00:36:31,969
this isn't gonna work.
804
00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,098
- Have you experienced a loss?
805
00:36:40,139 --> 00:36:41,912
- Yeah, actually I have.
806
00:36:44,971 --> 00:36:46,188
My best friend, Max,
807
00:36:46,188 --> 00:36:50,602
he, he killed himself recently and-
808
00:36:50,602 --> 00:36:51,715
- You feel pain?
809
00:36:53,835 --> 00:36:55,261
- Yes, I feel pain.
810
00:36:55,435 --> 00:36:57,660
- Shhh, shh.
811
00:36:59,572 --> 00:37:03,639
I'm feeling like just a cluster fuck of bad vibes
812
00:37:03,813 --> 00:37:05,065
just flocking to you.
813
00:37:05,065 --> 00:37:08,819
Just like, like pigeons shitting on a statue.
814
00:37:08,993 --> 00:37:11,044
- Okay. - I'm gonna need to
815
00:37:11,218 --> 00:37:16,050
get in there and really guide that energy.
816
00:37:16,223 --> 00:37:17,788
Are you game?
817
00:37:17,962 --> 00:37:20,291
- I, I don't, I don't get- - Are you game?
818
00:37:20,465 --> 00:37:23,211
- Yes, yes, I'm game. - Good.
819
00:37:23,385 --> 00:37:27,383
Because this will get physical.
820
00:37:27,383 --> 00:37:30,511
[Ryan grunts]
821
00:37:31,972 --> 00:37:33,953
Do not be alarmed
822
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:35,934
by the pressure of my hands.
823
00:37:36,108 --> 00:37:39,099
- God, you're so strong. [Ryan grunts]
824
00:37:39,099 --> 00:37:41,358
- If you need something to bite down on,
825
00:37:43,026 --> 00:37:44,348
I can take off my shirt,
826
00:37:44,522 --> 00:37:46,468
stick it in your mouth, lickety split.
827
00:37:46,468 --> 00:37:49,458
No problem. Just say the word.
828
00:37:50,779 --> 00:37:53,630
- And what was the word? - Shh.
829
00:37:53,978 --> 00:37:56,550
Close your eyes. You got this.
830
00:37:56,550 --> 00:37:58,079
You got this, Ry-Ry.
831
00:37:58,427 --> 00:38:01,138
[spiritual music]
832
00:38:10,942 --> 00:38:13,689
[Kathleen sighs]
833
00:38:14,836 --> 00:38:16,886
I am prepared to go with it.
834
00:38:17,234 --> 00:38:19,946
I can feel the heat waves emanating off of your body
835
00:38:20,293 --> 00:38:23,526
and hitting me hard in the loins.
836
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:26,621
[Ryan moans]
837
00:38:26,795 --> 00:38:28,184
I'm gonna be straight with you.
838
00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:31,209
I think you should finger me behind the shed.
839
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:36,528
[Ryan and Kathleen moan]
840
00:38:36,702 --> 00:38:38,336
Oh. - Like that?
841
00:38:38,509 --> 00:38:41,291
- Ah, ah, yeah.
842
00:38:41,465 --> 00:38:43,307
Put more fingers in.
843
00:38:43,481 --> 00:38:45,497
- Yeah. - All the fingers.
844
00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:48,556
Ah, hold up. - What, what?
845
00:38:48,730 --> 00:38:50,816
- Who's that bunny? - That's Jonathan.
846
00:38:50,990 --> 00:38:53,424
- You let this cruelty go on in your own backyard.
847
00:38:53,771 --> 00:38:56,413
- Cruelty. Jonathan is treated better than
848
00:38:56,761 --> 00:38:57,874
anyone in my family, trust me.
849
00:38:58,047 --> 00:38:59,612
- Ryan, I'm a vegetarian.
850
00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:03,539
I can't orgasm in front of a caged animal.
851
00:39:06,634 --> 00:39:08,337
- Can you orgasm inside the house?
852
00:39:08,337 --> 00:39:12,717
- It, yeah. Okay, yeah, okay.
853
00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:16,889
[spiritual music]
854
00:39:18,697 --> 00:39:23,911
[Ryan snores] [spiritual music]
855
00:39:48,038 --> 00:39:50,124
- Hey. - Hey.
856
00:39:50,784 --> 00:39:53,252
- Good morning. - Hey.
857
00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:55,581
[Ryan moans]
858
00:39:55,755 --> 00:39:56,764
[Ryan chuckles]
859
00:39:58,536 --> 00:40:01,908
- Yesterday was great.
860
00:40:03,195 --> 00:40:08,478
It was unexpected but really, really, really great.
861
00:40:10,982 --> 00:40:14,041
I just feel so much clearer now, you know?
862
00:40:15,536 --> 00:40:16,753
And you.
863
00:40:21,237 --> 00:40:23,775
You are unlike anybody I have ever met.
864
00:40:23,948 --> 00:40:24,991
- Mmm-Hmm.
865
00:40:24,991 --> 00:40:26,730
- I mean, it's wild.
866
00:40:26,904 --> 00:40:28,329
- Yeah. - And I'm really excited
867
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,458
to do it all over again soon.
868
00:40:35,908 --> 00:40:41,087
- Yeah, that's great.
869
00:40:41,087 --> 00:40:42,096
That's great, Ryan.
870
00:40:42,096 --> 00:40:47,032
Look, you got a body that does not quit.
871
00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:49,535
It doesn't but,
872
00:40:52,142 --> 00:40:55,271
there are currently no cars in my area, none.
873
00:40:56,244 --> 00:40:57,809
So I'm just gonna need you to hop outta bed
874
00:40:57,982 --> 00:40:59,617
and drive me to my next client.
875
00:40:59,964 --> 00:41:02,363
Cool, all right, thanks buddy.
876
00:41:02,536 --> 00:41:03,545
Appreciate it.
877
00:41:09,385 --> 00:41:11,297
- [Radio] The soft, sweet things
878
00:41:11,471 --> 00:41:14,600
and the words we speak are constantly shaping our world.
879
00:41:15,956 --> 00:41:18,910
Many of us- - What was that?
880
00:41:21,309 --> 00:41:24,090
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
881
00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:26,559
How did he, how did he get out?
882
00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:30,452
Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
883
00:41:33,547 --> 00:41:36,675
- He's dead. - Oh, you think?
884
00:41:36,848 --> 00:41:38,795
- Yeah. - You fucking think!
885
00:41:38,969 --> 00:41:42,619
- Look, it's better to have lived one day as a lion
886
00:41:42,793 --> 00:41:45,470
than a thousand as a goat.
887
00:41:48,564 --> 00:41:50,198
- You let him outta the cage.
888
00:41:50,372 --> 00:41:51,693
You, you did this.
889
00:41:53,327 --> 00:41:55,482
- Yeah, look, I'm a woman of purpose, Ryan, okay?
890
00:41:55,656 --> 00:41:58,471
If I want something, I make it happen.
891
00:41:58,645 --> 00:42:00,627
- You are a lunatic.
892
00:42:00,627 --> 00:42:01,670
[car horn beeps]
893
00:42:01,670 --> 00:42:03,165
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
894
00:42:03,165 --> 00:42:04,973
- Calm down.
895
00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:06,572
- Go, get, go, go.
896
00:42:06,746 --> 00:42:08,345
Hi, hey. - What's going on?
897
00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:09,875
- Um.
898
00:42:10,848 --> 00:42:13,246
- Listen, mom, it's, he's gonna be fine.
899
00:42:13,246 --> 00:42:14,567
- Who's gonna be fine?
900
00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:16,375
- It's, it's, it's just like a minor, he's asleep for one.
901
00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:17,488
[mom screams]
902
00:42:17,488 --> 00:42:19,643
- Jonathan! No!
903
00:42:19,643 --> 00:42:25,136
What happened? No! [mom cries]
904
00:42:26,039 --> 00:42:29,030
[spiritual music]
905
00:42:31,184 --> 00:42:32,367
[mom cries]
906
00:42:32,367 --> 00:42:35,808
- My fault. Totally my fault.
907
00:42:38,694 --> 00:42:41,683
[dramatic music]
908
00:42:41,683 --> 00:42:43,317
- What is wrong with you?
909
00:42:43,317 --> 00:42:44,465
- What is wrong with you?
910
00:42:44,638 --> 00:42:45,959
- What is wrong with you?
911
00:42:46,307 --> 00:42:47,558
- What is wrong with you?
912
00:42:47,558 --> 00:42:50,026
- Okay, this is my mom's prize rabbit.
913
00:42:50,374 --> 00:42:51,626
She's having a very hard time
914
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,295
accepting that he might not make it.
915
00:42:54,024 --> 00:42:55,276
- Are you fucking with me?
916
00:42:55,623 --> 00:42:57,397
- No! She's freaking out, okay.
917
00:42:57,745 --> 00:42:59,899
And I need, I need a professional,
918
00:43:00,073 --> 00:43:01,568
someone who can help break the news to her
919
00:43:01,916 --> 00:43:04,175
so that she can begin the process of,
920
00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:05,496
you know, living in reality.
921
00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:06,817
- So you want me to call your mommy?
922
00:43:07,165 --> 00:43:08,799
- No, of course not. - Then what?
923
00:43:09,147 --> 00:43:10,502
- She's in the reception area.
924
00:43:11,754 --> 00:43:12,936
- Great.
925
00:43:13,631 --> 00:43:18,185
Of all the vets, you brought her here.
926
00:43:19,784 --> 00:43:21,454
- She thinks this is still alive.
927
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,451
- How? This rabbit is mushy.
928
00:43:25,451 --> 00:43:27,050
- Oof.
929
00:43:27,676 --> 00:43:30,109
That's exactly what we need a professional to tell her
930
00:43:30,283 --> 00:43:31,847
using smarter words.
931
00:43:33,308 --> 00:43:35,602
Yes! Yes! We're doing this.
932
00:43:35,602 --> 00:43:37,827
- Hey, Larry. - And one more thing,
933
00:43:38,523 --> 00:43:39,670
if you can,
934
00:43:39,670 --> 00:43:41,165
can you be a little less heartless
935
00:43:41,512 --> 00:43:43,667
than when you found my dead roommate's body the other day?
936
00:43:44,919 --> 00:43:46,066
Just, just a touch.
937
00:43:50,446 --> 00:43:51,663
Bye, Larry.
938
00:43:58,407 --> 00:43:59,972
- Is he gonna make it?
939
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,510
- I'm so sorry. He has passed.
940
00:44:04,143 --> 00:44:07,759
- No. [mom cries]
941
00:44:10,018 --> 00:44:13,217
- I know how hard it can be when it's so sudden like this.
942
00:44:13,390 --> 00:44:15,407
But I can assure you that his death was quick
943
00:44:15,581 --> 00:44:18,327
and that he didn't feel much pain before he passed on.
944
00:44:22,742 --> 00:44:24,758
You must have really loved him.
945
00:44:24,932 --> 00:44:26,357
- I loved him so much.
946
00:44:27,574 --> 00:44:28,965
- What was his name?
947
00:44:29,139 --> 00:44:30,182
- Jonathan.
948
00:44:31,816 --> 00:44:33,311
- Jonathan?
949
00:44:33,658 --> 00:44:38,908
Aw, that is like the best name I've ever heard for a bunny.
950
00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,383
- He was like a son.
951
00:44:45,165 --> 00:44:48,502
- I know nothing I can say will mitigate your loss,
952
00:44:48,676 --> 00:44:49,788
but for some of my patients,
953
00:44:49,962 --> 00:44:51,805
it can help with closure to say goodbye.
954
00:44:52,744 --> 00:44:54,934
Would you like to say goodbye to Jonathan?
955
00:44:56,567 --> 00:44:57,749
- Yes.
956
00:45:02,512 --> 00:45:04,111
You stay here, honey.
957
00:45:12,211 --> 00:45:13,741
[door slams]
958
00:45:14,436 --> 00:45:16,661
- This is gonna be an awkward ride home, isn't it?
959
00:45:16,835 --> 00:45:20,624
- We gotta talk. - Okay.
960
00:45:20,797 --> 00:45:21,876
- Ever since you've gotten back,
961
00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:24,344
your mom's been so upset.
962
00:45:24,344 --> 00:45:26,499
- Look, I know.
963
00:45:26,846 --> 00:45:28,515
This is truly awful
964
00:45:28,689 --> 00:45:31,296
and as soon as everything calms down,
965
00:45:31,470 --> 00:45:33,348
I am gonna apologize properly.
966
00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:35,468
- No, no, it's not just about Jonathan.
967
00:45:37,450 --> 00:45:39,570
I get what you're going through.
968
00:45:39,744 --> 00:45:41,725
But I feel like if it wasn't your friend's death,
969
00:45:41,899 --> 00:45:43,220
it would be something else.
970
00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:46,940
It's time for you to start living like a grown man.
971
00:45:48,783 --> 00:45:49,930
[Ryan scoffs]
972
00:45:50,277 --> 00:45:52,190
- What? What are you like my dad now?
973
00:45:52,190 --> 00:45:53,371
No, thanks.
974
00:45:58,273 --> 00:46:04,461
- Look, the bottom line is I care about your mom.
975
00:46:06,651 --> 00:46:09,224
Ryan, I think it's best you move back to your own place.
976
00:46:10,058 --> 00:46:11,205
- I'm sorry, what?
977
00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:12,839
So, that's it.
978
00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:14,160
You're just, you're just gonna,
979
00:46:14,334 --> 00:46:15,933
you're just gonna kick me to the street.
980
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:19,028
- Come on. You have a home of your own.
981
00:46:19,201 --> 00:46:20,661
Man the fuck up. - Man up.
982
00:46:20,835 --> 00:46:22,469
And I'm supposed to take orders from you.
983
00:46:22,469 --> 00:46:23,720
No thanks.
984
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,215
- Life isn't supposed to be comfortable all the time.
985
00:46:25,215 --> 00:46:26,641
- Comfortable?
986
00:46:27,614 --> 00:46:29,804
My best friend killed himself in that house,
987
00:46:29,978 --> 00:46:31,611
so I'm sorry, I don't wanna fucking live there.
988
00:46:31,785 --> 00:46:33,628
- I don't want you here when your mom gets out
989
00:46:34,323 --> 00:46:36,687
or we're gonna have a real problem.
990
00:46:36,861 --> 00:46:39,051
- Oh, okay. Okay, yeah.
991
00:46:39,225 --> 00:46:42,423
I'm so fucking scared. [Ryan gasps]
992
00:46:42,597 --> 00:46:43,744
- I, I thought you was coming at me.
993
00:46:43,744 --> 00:46:45,101
- You hit me.
994
00:46:45,101 --> 00:46:46,873
Fuck! - You okay?
995
00:46:47,359 --> 00:46:49,655
- No, shit, I'm fine. - Ryan, man, I'm-
996
00:46:49,828 --> 00:46:51,913
- Don't, just stay away from me, please.
997
00:46:52,087 --> 00:46:53,895
Thank you. You've done enough.
998
00:46:53,895 --> 00:46:55,042
You know what?
999
00:46:55,703 --> 00:46:57,233
Fuck you, dad!
1000
00:46:57,580 --> 00:46:59,944
[folk music]
1001
00:47:02,134 --> 00:47:03,803
- That's my boy. [folk music]
1002
00:47:10,095 --> 00:47:11,799
- What are you still doing here?
1003
00:47:13,989 --> 00:47:15,310
- Just grabbing lunch.
1004
00:47:15,484 --> 00:47:18,612
- Well, lunch was six hours ago, so.
1005
00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:22,924
You look like shit and you should go home.
1006
00:47:22,924 --> 00:47:25,913
- I don't want to go home. - I get it.
1007
00:47:25,913 --> 00:47:27,547
- Do you? - Yeah, I get it.
1008
00:47:28,903 --> 00:47:31,232
Max died there. It's weird.
1009
00:47:34,326 --> 00:47:36,586
I still can't work out why he was naked.
1010
00:47:36,759 --> 00:47:38,740
[Ryan laughs]
1011
00:47:39,679 --> 00:47:41,383
What was he doing?
1012
00:47:43,434 --> 00:47:45,242
- Thanks for helping my mom today.
1013
00:47:45,590 --> 00:47:47,780
- You can thank me with a taco.
1014
00:47:47,780 --> 00:47:49,726
- A whole taco? - Or two.
1015
00:47:54,941 --> 00:47:57,444
Quick quiz. - Mm-hm.
1016
00:47:57,444 --> 00:47:58,800
- Do you have herpes?
1017
00:48:05,752 --> 00:48:07,491
- Yeah. - Same.
1018
00:48:09,855 --> 00:48:11,801
- Do you tell people you sleep with?
1019
00:48:11,801 --> 00:48:13,192
- What is wrong with you?
1020
00:48:15,138 --> 00:48:18,963
I never tell people. [Ryan laughs]
1021
00:48:22,056 --> 00:48:24,803
- It's pretty cool seeing you do your thing today.
1022
00:48:25,950 --> 00:48:28,766
- Oh yeah. - Doing work mode.
1023
00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:30,400
- You mean like,
1024
00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:32,764
seeing me as something other than slutty Emma?
1025
00:48:32,764 --> 00:48:34,224
- Mmm-Hmm. - Don't get me wrong,
1026
00:48:34,224 --> 00:48:36,067
I really enjoy the label.
1027
00:48:36,241 --> 00:48:39,369
It is, it's okay. I like it.
1028
00:48:39,543 --> 00:48:42,080
But why not just like sarcastic Emma?
1029
00:48:42,254 --> 00:48:43,611
Or- - No.
1030
00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:47,434
- Vet Emma or Emma with the great tits.
1031
00:48:47,434 --> 00:48:50,181
- Great, that's, that's a strong word.
1032
00:48:51,466 --> 00:48:53,622
Really good. - They are great.
1033
00:48:53,796 --> 00:48:55,395
They are great. - Really good.
1034
00:48:56,890 --> 00:48:58,559
- Just Emma. - Just Emma.
1035
00:48:59,219 --> 00:49:02,904
You're talking about like a whole three-dimensional person.
1036
00:49:06,659 --> 00:49:08,327
Wow.
1037
00:49:10,483 --> 00:49:13,716
Does that mean I get to be a whole three-dimensional person?
1038
00:49:14,863 --> 00:49:16,532
- God, I don't know.
1039
00:49:17,505 --> 00:49:20,077
I don't know, you really are just slutty Ryan.
1040
00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:21,156
[they laugh]
1041
00:49:21,572 --> 00:49:24,597
- Come on, I got facets.
1042
00:49:24,771 --> 00:49:26,370
- You're just slutty Ryan.
1043
00:49:26,717 --> 00:49:28,212
- I am faceted. - You're really slutty.
1044
00:49:28,386 --> 00:49:30,855
- Multifaceted. Here how about-
1045
00:49:31,029 --> 00:49:32,002
- Okay, here's what I'll give you.
1046
00:49:32,002 --> 00:49:35,478
- All right. - You're in process Ryan.
1047
00:49:35,478 --> 00:49:36,904
- In process Ryan. - In process.
1048
00:49:37,947 --> 00:49:40,415
- What about sexy funeral surprise Ryan.
1049
00:49:40,589 --> 00:49:42,952
- Human remains thief, Ryan. - Pet killer Ryan.
1050
00:49:43,126 --> 00:49:44,343
- If you had deceased best friend,
1051
00:49:44,343 --> 00:49:46,081
that would be one hell of a Grindr profile
1052
00:49:46,081 --> 00:49:47,193
and I'd totally hit that.
1053
00:49:47,541 --> 00:49:48,619
- You did hit that.[
1054
00:49:49,175 --> 00:49:50,252
You remember that, right?
1055
00:49:50,252 --> 00:49:51,435
- Did I? - Mm-hm.
1056
00:49:51,435 --> 00:49:54,459
- I was, I don't remember that.
1057
00:49:55,258 --> 00:49:56,510
You're just like,
1058
00:49:57,588 --> 00:49:59,465
you're just like a highly forgettable lover.
1059
00:49:59,638 --> 00:50:02,872
I'm sorry to say. - Mm, right.
1060
00:50:03,289 --> 00:50:04,714
Why'd that only happen once?
1061
00:50:05,445 --> 00:50:07,148
- Why did that only happen once?
1062
00:50:10,242 --> 00:50:12,189
There was no real reason to do it twice.
1063
00:50:21,331 --> 00:50:22,444
- I got it.
1064
00:50:23,383 --> 00:50:26,512
Pathologically unable to do anything
1065
00:50:26,686 --> 00:50:28,423
but run away from his feelings.
1066
00:50:30,475 --> 00:50:32,561
Even before he has them.
1067
00:50:32,735 --> 00:50:36,141
Especially before he has them, Ryan.
1068
00:50:37,115 --> 00:50:38,818
- That is a perfect nickname.
1069
00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:39,791
- Succinct, right?
1070
00:50:39,791 --> 00:50:42,155
- It's so concise. - That's the point.
1071
00:50:43,059 --> 00:50:44,311
And catchy too.
1072
00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:48,725
- If you really don't wanna go home right now,
1073
00:50:49,073 --> 00:50:50,220
you can stay at my place.
1074
00:50:51,263 --> 00:50:52,619
- Whoa. - With a caveat.
1075
00:50:52,793 --> 00:50:54,913
I have company later. - Of course.
1076
00:50:55,087 --> 00:50:56,686
- It was prearranged.
1077
00:50:56,860 --> 00:50:58,702
I just don't want to get your heart all fucked up
1078
00:50:58,876 --> 00:51:00,093
'cause you're so obviously catching feelings
1079
00:51:00,267 --> 00:51:01,831
for me right now. - Ah.
1080
00:51:03,014 --> 00:51:04,439
I think I can handle it.
1081
00:51:05,552 --> 00:51:07,185
- [Emma] Okay. - [Date] Like that.
1082
00:51:07,185 --> 00:51:08,471
- [Emma] Yeah, okay. - [Date] Like that.
1083
00:51:08,645 --> 00:51:09,966
- [Emma] Yeah.
1084
00:51:09,966 --> 00:51:12,400
Oh my God. - [Dan] Yeah.
1085
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,138
- [Emma] Oh my God. - [Dan] Yeah.
1086
00:51:14,138 --> 00:51:16,502
- [Emma] Oh my God, okay.
1087
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:19,526
- [Dan] Come on. - [Emma] Oh my God.
1088
00:51:19,526 --> 00:51:20,639
- I can't handle it.
1089
00:51:20,639 --> 00:51:23,768
[folk music]
1090
00:51:29,747 --> 00:51:31,172
- Oh, shit.
1091
00:51:33,432 --> 00:51:37,326
Hey man, hey, do you guys have like filtered water.
1092
00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:39,481
Tap, like, grosses me out, man.
1093
00:51:39,654 --> 00:51:41,602
- You know she has herpes, right?
1094
00:51:41,776 --> 00:51:46,121
- Huh? - Yeah, you're welcome.
1095
00:51:50,397 --> 00:51:51,891
- Nah, man, it looks cool.
1096
00:51:53,734 --> 00:51:54,951
Looks cool. Ah!
1097
00:51:58,671 --> 00:52:02,356
[folk music]
1098
00:52:15,705 --> 00:52:20,328
[guitar strums]
1099
00:52:27,246 --> 00:52:30,549
- Haaaaaaaa.
1100
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:35,207
Haaaaaaaa.
1101
00:52:40,457 --> 00:52:45,984
Haaaaaa. [solemn music]
1102
00:52:53,806 --> 00:52:55,753
[hand slaps] Come on.
1103
00:52:55,753 --> 00:53:00,551
God. [Ryan sniffs]
1104
00:53:00,724 --> 00:53:01,732
♪ Tossing the keys ♪
1105
00:53:01,732 --> 00:53:02,775
♪ Follow me, ah ♪
1106
00:53:02,775 --> 00:53:03,852
- No, no, no, no, no, no, guys,
1107
00:53:03,852 --> 00:53:06,390
I'm telling you, the Paris Hilton sex tape is,
1108
00:53:06,390 --> 00:53:08,476
is like a part of our cultural identity.
1109
00:53:08,824 --> 00:53:10,388
It's gonna be in a museum one day.
1110
00:53:11,571 --> 00:53:15,394
Oh! [guests cheer]
1111
00:53:17,584 --> 00:53:18,905
Hey, can you, can you stand here?
1112
00:53:18,905 --> 00:53:20,018
Take over my game.
1113
00:53:20,366 --> 00:53:21,339
And that is my drink.
1114
00:53:21,513 --> 00:53:23,425
Don't roofie it. I'll know.
1115
00:53:23,425 --> 00:53:25,823
Hey, Max, what's wrong?
1116
00:53:25,997 --> 00:53:27,319
- Hey. - Hey.
1117
00:53:27,667 --> 00:53:29,300
Can't believe how many people came, right?
1118
00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:31,108
Have you met anyone yet?
1119
00:53:31,282 --> 00:53:34,341
- Nah. I've just been chilling out, scoping the scene.
1120
00:53:34,515 --> 00:53:36,148
- Dude, come on.
1121
00:53:36,322 --> 00:53:37,644
You, you can't waste this opportunity.
1122
00:53:37,644 --> 00:53:40,390
Your bedroom is like 10 feet away from all of these girls.
1123
00:53:40,564 --> 00:53:42,893
- Yeah, I just haven't seen a girl that I think would like me.
1124
00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:44,249
- Max, come on.
1125
00:53:44,249 --> 00:53:46,578
Don't do that over analyzing thing, man.
1126
00:53:46,752 --> 00:53:48,177
I'm telling you, you just gotta like, pick a girl
1127
00:53:48,525 --> 00:53:50,228
and say the dumbest thing that comes to your mind.
1128
00:53:51,027 --> 00:53:54,052
Look, watch. Hey, my lady.
1129
00:53:54,434 --> 00:53:56,381
Hey, can we talk for a second?
1130
00:53:56,381 --> 00:53:57,633
Just one second.
1131
00:53:58,676 --> 00:54:00,448
What's this? What ya got?
1132
00:54:00,622 --> 00:54:02,743
Oh, it's a cheese platter, huh?
1133
00:54:03,090 --> 00:54:05,524
Hey, are you having a, a Gouda time?
1134
00:54:07,470 --> 00:54:10,148
- Wow. Sorry, did you,
1135
00:54:10,495 --> 00:54:11,956
did you really think that was gonna work?
1136
00:54:12,130 --> 00:54:13,241
- Oh, no, you didn't like it.
1137
00:54:13,589 --> 00:54:15,849
Oh God, I'm so Camemberrassed.
1138
00:54:15,849 --> 00:54:18,769
- Okay, how do I make this stop?
1139
00:54:18,769 --> 00:54:20,820
- It's easy. You just tell me your name.
1140
00:54:21,967 --> 00:54:24,609
- Jenna, very cheesed to meet you.
1141
00:54:24,609 --> 00:54:26,556
- Hey, there we go!
1142
00:54:26,730 --> 00:54:27,878
Jenna gets it.
1143
00:54:28,225 --> 00:54:29,163
Jenna's on board.
1144
00:54:29,337 --> 00:54:30,346
Here take that.
1145
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,457
You go do some damage.
1146
00:54:31,457 --> 00:54:32,779
Remember, you're a catch, all right.
1147
00:54:32,953 --> 00:54:34,760
Don't forget it. Get crazy.
1148
00:54:34,934 --> 00:54:36,081
Come with me, Jenna.
1149
00:54:36,429 --> 00:54:39,592
[hip hop music]
1150
00:54:39,766 --> 00:54:42,304
- Hi, beery nice to meet you.
1151
00:54:42,478 --> 00:54:43,904
- What?
1152
00:54:44,078 --> 00:54:46,441
- I said beery 'cause you're holding a beer.
1153
00:54:47,936 --> 00:54:49,361
- Are you autistic?
1154
00:54:49,535 --> 00:54:54,645
[guests cheer] [upbeat music]
1155
00:54:56,801 --> 00:54:59,061
- Hey, do you have a lighter I can borrow, man?
1156
00:54:59,999 --> 00:55:04,136
- Oh, here, here, candle, should we light.
1157
00:55:04,136 --> 00:55:06,048
Get it romantic?
1158
00:55:06,222 --> 00:55:08,760
[pop music]
1159
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:16,130
Wow, whoa. [pop music]
1160
00:55:21,761 --> 00:55:22,804
- Tell me I look hot.
1161
00:55:22,978 --> 00:55:24,438
- You look, you look super hot.
1162
00:55:24,438 --> 00:55:25,829
- How hot? - Really hot.
1163
00:55:25,829 --> 00:55:28,193
[Ryan laughs]
1164
00:55:28,193 --> 00:55:31,043
[Jenna moans]
1165
00:55:31,043 --> 00:55:33,025
- You fuck like my dad.
1166
00:55:33,025 --> 00:55:36,014
[pop music]
1167
00:55:36,432 --> 00:55:38,240
Make me come, pussy.
1168
00:55:38,587 --> 00:55:41,855
[Jenna moans]
1169
00:55:51,554 --> 00:55:53,918
I'm so glad I lost my virginity to you.
1170
00:55:57,012 --> 00:55:58,542
I'm just fucking with you.
1171
00:55:58,890 --> 00:56:00,906
[Ryan and Jenna laugh]
1172
00:56:28,334 --> 00:56:31,150
Fuck. [Ryan knocks]
1173
00:56:31,150 --> 00:56:34,279
Max! Max!
1174
00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:39,111
Fuck, Max.
1175
00:56:39,111 --> 00:56:40,953
Hey, Max, wake up.
1176
00:56:41,336 --> 00:56:43,700
I kinda fucked up, man.
1177
00:56:43,874 --> 00:56:47,002
I drank too much and, and I pissed the bed.
1178
00:56:48,115 --> 00:56:50,097
- I pissed myself yesterday. Don't worry.
1179
00:56:50,271 --> 00:56:51,626
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, the girl,
1180
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,642
the girl was in the bed.
1181
00:56:53,642 --> 00:56:55,137
The girl from before.
1182
00:56:55,137 --> 00:56:56,250
She's, she's there.
1183
00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,336
We, we had, we had sex.
1184
00:56:58,336 --> 00:57:00,804
And she's in the bed. She slept over.
1185
00:57:00,977 --> 00:57:03,202
Should I blame her? - No.
1186
00:57:04,245 --> 00:57:05,705
Girls know the smell of their own pee.
1187
00:57:05,879 --> 00:57:09,008
- Oh, fuck! What do I do?
1188
00:57:11,233 --> 00:57:12,971
- Don't worry about it, man.
1189
00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:14,118
I got you covered.
1190
00:57:14,118 --> 00:57:16,100
Just go back in there and pretend to be asleep.
1191
00:57:16,691 --> 00:57:19,367
- What? Why? - Just trust me.
1192
00:57:19,541 --> 00:57:21,419
I got this. - Thank you.
1193
00:57:29,727 --> 00:57:30,805
- Yeah.
1194
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,068
- I'm gonna kill you.
1195
00:57:59,068 --> 00:58:00,146
- Jesus. - I'm gonna kill you.
1196
00:58:00,146 --> 00:58:01,466
Get outta here. - Save yourself.
1197
00:58:01,466 --> 00:58:02,718
I'll handle this. - I'm gonna kill you.
1198
00:58:02,718 --> 00:58:04,004
Get outta here.
1199
00:58:04,004 --> 00:58:05,395
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1200
00:58:05,569 --> 00:58:07,237
No, no, no, holy shit!
1201
00:58:07,411 --> 00:58:08,941
You hit him. - Fuck yeah, motherfucker!
1202
00:58:09,289 --> 00:58:11,722
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1203
00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:12,695
- What the fuck are you doing?
1204
00:58:12,695 --> 00:58:15,650
- That's my fucking roommate, psycho.
1205
00:58:15,650 --> 00:58:17,736
- What the fuck? - Max!
1206
00:58:18,049 --> 00:58:19,926
- What kind of sick shit is this?
1207
00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:22,290
Okay, you two are fucked in the head.
1208
00:58:22,464 --> 00:58:24,516
I mean, did you think I'd be into some sort of
1209
00:58:24,862 --> 00:58:27,644
murder role play or something?
1210
00:58:27,991 --> 00:58:29,382
Because you should have warned me.
1211
00:58:29,556 --> 00:58:30,703
I would've been into it.
1212
00:58:31,468 --> 00:58:32,789
[Max moans]
1213
00:58:36,648 --> 00:58:38,803
- Max! Max! Are you okay?
1214
00:58:40,576 --> 00:58:42,245
- She would've been into it.
1215
00:58:42,592 --> 00:58:43,879
That's a missed opportunity.
1216
00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:46,034
- Did you see that?
1217
00:58:46,207 --> 00:58:48,189
You saved my ass.
1218
00:58:48,363 --> 00:58:49,580
- You would've done the same for me, man.
1219
00:58:49,928 --> 00:58:52,014
- Oh, fuck, yeah! Mwah!
1220
00:58:52,014 --> 00:58:54,064
Come on, lets see this thing.
1221
00:58:54,238 --> 00:58:56,602
[Max groans]
1222
00:58:58,549 --> 00:59:00,079
- Oh, how does it look?
1223
00:59:00,079 --> 00:59:02,443
- No, I think it's just, no, it's just a little cut.
1224
00:59:02,443 --> 00:59:03,590
- Yeah? - Yeah, come on.
1225
00:59:03,764 --> 00:59:04,911
Let's get you cleaned up.
1226
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,344
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1227
00:59:07,692 --> 00:59:08,909
- What, what, what, what?
1228
00:59:08,909 --> 00:59:11,481
What's, what, what? - Listen to me.
1229
00:59:11,829 --> 00:59:13,427
- What? - Just listen to me, okay.
1230
00:59:13,601 --> 00:59:17,426
In the Valley, there's this school, Spring Hill Elementary.
1231
00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:19,825
It's where I went. - Yeah, I, I know.
1232
00:59:19,825 --> 00:59:21,215
I went there too.
1233
00:59:21,215 --> 00:59:24,691
- In the back, there's a playground, there's a sandbox.
1234
00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:26,673
I want you to spread my ashes there.
1235
00:59:27,159 --> 00:59:28,585
- Your ash, come on, man.
1236
00:59:28,585 --> 00:59:29,489
You're gonna be fine.
1237
00:59:29,489 --> 00:59:31,887
It's not a big deal. - I'm serious.
1238
00:59:32,930 --> 00:59:34,912
I want you to spread my ashes in the sandbox.
1239
00:59:35,086 --> 00:59:36,337
- Why? - 'Cause the first grade
1240
00:59:36,511 --> 00:59:38,979
was the best year of my life.
1241
00:59:41,135 --> 00:59:42,282
I peaked.
1242
00:59:43,290 --> 00:59:44,889
- Come on, man. That's not true.
1243
00:59:44,889 --> 00:59:46,210
- Yeah, it is.
1244
00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:49,861
Laura Newsome had a crush on me.
1245
00:59:50,938 --> 00:59:52,711
I got the citizenship award.
1246
00:59:54,241 --> 00:59:55,562
Best year of my life.
1247
00:59:57,718 --> 00:59:59,455
Nothing feels that good as an adult.
1248
01:00:00,881 --> 01:00:04,566
I get that stuck in the mud feeling,
1249
01:00:04,740 --> 01:00:06,061
I don't know.
1250
01:00:07,034 --> 01:00:09,258
Maybe it's just the way I'm built but,
1251
01:00:12,353 --> 01:00:15,690
when I die, I want to go back to that peak time, okay.
1252
01:00:17,011 --> 01:00:18,610
- Okay.
1253
01:00:18,784 --> 01:00:23,130
[solemn music]
1254
01:00:28,483 --> 01:00:29,978
[Ryan chuckles]
1255
01:00:34,462 --> 01:00:39,817
[pop music] [water runs]
1256
01:00:50,524 --> 01:00:52,992
- Emma, hey, it's Ryan.
1257
01:00:54,174 --> 01:00:55,565
I just wanted to call,
1258
01:00:55,739 --> 01:00:59,771
let you know I'm on my way to let go of Max's ashes.
1259
01:01:00,709 --> 01:01:03,004
And I don't know,
1260
01:01:03,352 --> 01:01:05,854
I, I guess I just wanted to call and say thank you.
1261
01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:08,636
You know, for the chat.
1262
01:01:10,444 --> 01:01:12,043
Listen, if you ever, you know,
1263
01:01:12,216 --> 01:01:15,971
wanna grab another taco or a, or a beer or,
1264
01:01:17,152 --> 01:01:19,830
I don't know, like an ice cream cone,
1265
01:01:21,776 --> 01:01:23,827
or if you wanna come to the spreading,
1266
01:01:24,731 --> 01:01:28,520
you know of, of Max's ashes, then you know,
1267
01:01:28,694 --> 01:01:29,911
that would be cool.
1268
01:01:29,911 --> 01:01:33,144
I'll be at Spring Hill Elementary in a, in a few hours.
1269
01:01:33,318 --> 01:01:35,716
All right, cool. I'll, I'll talk to you later.
1270
01:01:39,992 --> 01:01:44,060
- Hey! Dan, wake up.
1271
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:45,867
Hey, I need you to get outta here.
1272
01:01:46,215 --> 01:01:47,467
I gotta do something.
1273
01:01:48,301 --> 01:01:51,951
- Babe, if you gotta go take a dump, just go.
1274
01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:53,168
It's your house.
1275
01:01:53,516 --> 01:01:54,559
Don't worry about it.
1276
01:01:55,984 --> 01:01:58,244
- No, I, I have to go see someone.
1277
01:01:58,418 --> 01:02:00,156
I have to go see a friend of mine.
1278
01:02:01,199 --> 01:02:05,927
- Oh, that guy from last night?
1279
01:02:07,143 --> 01:02:10,655
- What? How did you know that? Yes, Ryan.
1280
01:02:11,593 --> 01:02:14,408
- He had like a vibe for you.
1281
01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:16,981
I can tell.
1282
01:02:20,075 --> 01:02:24,733
Oh, you would tell me if you had like herpes
1283
01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:27,341
or anything, right?
1284
01:02:28,558 --> 01:02:32,242
- Of course, I would. - Cool.
1285
01:02:39,474 --> 01:02:41,108
- Peekaboo motherfucker. - What the fuck?
1286
01:02:41,456 --> 01:02:42,324
- Remember me?
1287
01:02:42,324 --> 01:02:43,992
stripped at your weird ass funeral,
1288
01:02:43,992 --> 01:02:45,766
then you tried to cheat me outta my fee.
1289
01:02:45,940 --> 01:02:47,017
- What? - Real classy dick face.
1290
01:02:47,017 --> 01:02:48,164
- What the fuck are you talking?
1291
01:02:48,164 --> 01:02:49,763
I gave you a check. - There's no way you thought
1292
01:02:49,763 --> 01:02:51,397
my real name was Holly Moneymaker.
1293
01:02:51,571 --> 01:02:53,066
I can't cash that shit. - What?
1294
01:02:53,066 --> 01:02:54,353
500? - No, no.
1295
01:02:54,526 --> 01:02:56,125
I think it's 1,000 now. - 1,000.
1296
01:02:56,299 --> 01:02:58,142
- There's interest, I'm not stupid.
1297
01:02:58,315 --> 01:03:00,749
- Okay, oh, shit, Spanish.
1298
01:03:00,923 --> 01:03:01,862
I don't, I don't speak Spanish.
1299
01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:03,009
[Holly speaks Spanish]
1300
01:03:03,009 --> 01:03:05,373
- No, go forward. I, I wanna get this over with.
1301
01:03:05,547 --> 01:03:09,683
[Holly and Ryan speak Spanish]
1302
01:03:12,812 --> 01:03:14,133
- There you go, $1,000.
1303
01:03:15,454 --> 01:03:17,123
Can we go now? - We're good.
1304
01:03:17,123 --> 01:03:18,444
- Good, bye. - No, no, no,
1305
01:03:18,618 --> 01:03:20,252
you gotta take me back to my car.
1306
01:03:20,634 --> 01:03:22,442
- What are you talking about? Get an Uber or something.
1307
01:03:22,442 --> 01:03:23,623
- I'm not gonna spend the money
1308
01:03:23,623 --> 01:03:25,709
you just gave me on an Uber to take here to the ATM
1309
01:03:25,709 --> 01:03:26,962
when I had to go because of you anyway.
1310
01:03:26,962 --> 01:03:28,456
- Okay, okay.
1311
01:03:30,994 --> 01:03:33,079
- What's your plan with this guy here?
1312
01:03:34,226 --> 01:03:37,391
- I was on my way to let it go. You-
1313
01:03:37,738 --> 01:03:40,345
- Oh, you were. Good for you.
1314
01:03:41,945 --> 01:03:43,474
It's good to let things go.
1315
01:03:44,447 --> 01:03:46,533
You let things go it, opens up your life
1316
01:03:46,707 --> 01:03:48,202
for new good things come in.
1317
01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:49,627
- Mm-hm - Yep.
1318
01:03:59,326 --> 01:04:00,890
[Ryan knocks]
1319
01:04:07,704 --> 01:04:11,077
- Lucy, before you say anything, please,
1320
01:04:11,077 --> 01:04:12,502
just hear me out, okay.
1321
01:04:13,441 --> 01:04:16,430
I know I shouldn't have stolen Max's ashes,
1322
01:04:17,786 --> 01:04:20,115
but last night I remembered that years ago,
1323
01:04:20,463 --> 01:04:24,078
Max told me how he wanted to be laid to rest, for real.
1324
01:04:24,252 --> 01:04:25,920
- He told you how he wants his ashes spread?
1325
01:04:26,094 --> 01:04:27,867
- Yes. I mean, it's, it's a long story.
1326
01:04:28,041 --> 01:04:30,370
It involves him getting hit in the head with a wine bottle
1327
01:04:30,544 --> 01:04:33,290
after I hooked up with this girl, but yes.
1328
01:04:34,229 --> 01:04:36,245
I think it would mean a lot to Max if we went
1329
01:04:36,419 --> 01:04:37,462
and we did this together.
1330
01:04:37,636 --> 01:04:38,818
And, and not, not just you and me.
1331
01:04:38,992 --> 01:04:40,313
You can invite your family, you know,
1332
01:04:40,313 --> 01:04:44,242
your grandmother and demented uncle and you know,
1333
01:04:44,242 --> 01:04:45,563
all of us go
1334
01:04:45,563 --> 01:04:49,108
and say goodbye to Max the way that,
1335
01:04:50,117 --> 01:04:52,307
the way that I think he wanted us to say goodbye.
1336
01:04:52,481 --> 01:04:53,906
- So let me get this straight.
1337
01:04:54,079 --> 01:04:55,157
You wanna invite me
1338
01:04:55,157 --> 01:04:57,625
and my family to spread my dead brother's ashes
1339
01:04:57,799 --> 01:04:59,781
the way that you think should be spread?
1340
01:05:00,684 --> 01:05:02,458
After you took them.
1341
01:05:04,648 --> 01:05:05,760
- Yes.
1342
01:05:06,664 --> 01:05:08,159
- You're such an asshole.
1343
01:05:12,122 --> 01:05:13,686
[door slams]
1344
01:05:35,761 --> 01:05:36,944
Let's go.
1345
01:05:37,743 --> 01:05:40,419
[solemn music]
1346
01:05:46,086 --> 01:05:48,554
Ryan, really. - I'm sorry.
1347
01:05:50,779 --> 01:05:52,448
- Keep fighting the good fight for both of us.
1348
01:05:52,622 --> 01:05:54,360
- I will, brother. Good luck out there.
1349
01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:57,210
- Hey, good luck in here and in here.
1350
01:05:59,053 --> 01:06:00,965
- You think the ashes are dangerous?
1351
01:06:00,965 --> 01:06:02,669
- What?
1352
01:06:02,843 --> 01:06:04,511
- Kids play in the sandbox?
1353
01:06:04,859 --> 01:06:06,180
You know, kids eat sand and shit.
1354
01:06:06,180 --> 01:06:08,126
If they- - Oh.
1355
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:10,073
- Is that a problem?
1356
01:06:10,073 --> 01:06:11,394
- I don't know.
1357
01:06:12,159 --> 01:06:16,261
♪ The space is between my eyes ♪
1358
01:06:17,444 --> 01:06:19,043
- It's tough out there.
1359
01:06:20,989 --> 01:06:22,797
- How much should I pour out here?
1360
01:06:22,971 --> 01:06:24,222
- [Lucy] Just a bit, you know.
1361
01:06:26,968 --> 01:06:28,255
- There you go.
1362
01:06:28,255 --> 01:06:31,175
♪ It means nothing at all ♪
1363
01:06:31,175 --> 01:06:33,122
Just a little bit, huh? - [Lucy] Yeah, a little bit.
1364
01:06:33,122 --> 01:06:35,173
- What? Like a leg?
1365
01:06:35,173 --> 01:06:37,884
A toe? [Lucy laughs]
1366
01:06:37,884 --> 01:06:39,866
- Ryan, you're ruining this moment.
1367
01:06:40,214 --> 01:06:41,639
- Sorry. Sorry. - I'm really trying.
1368
01:06:41,813 --> 01:06:43,377
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
1369
01:06:44,385 --> 01:06:46,958
[solemn music]
1370
01:06:48,835 --> 01:06:51,756
- I feel like maybe we should push him around.
1371
01:06:51,756 --> 01:06:53,215
Mix it up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1372
01:06:53,215 --> 01:06:54,502
Lets do that.
1373
01:06:55,405 --> 01:06:56,900
- All right, Max.
1374
01:06:57,943 --> 01:07:00,864
This is probably how the zombie apocalypse starts.
1375
01:07:02,671 --> 01:07:04,375
Get a kick outta that.
1376
01:07:04,549 --> 01:07:09,658
[Lucy cries] [solemn music]
1377
01:07:28,188 --> 01:07:31,386
[Ryan and Lucy moan]
1378
01:07:37,922 --> 01:07:40,981
♪ Something stupid ♪
1379
01:07:44,562 --> 01:07:47,655
- Hey, so I am here.
1380
01:07:48,628 --> 01:07:51,967
I think this is the right one.
1381
01:07:53,983 --> 01:07:55,095
Oh, I think I see your car.
1382
01:07:55,442 --> 01:07:56,695
Okay, delete this.
1383
01:07:56,695 --> 01:07:57,876
See you in a sec.
1384
01:07:58,849 --> 01:08:02,708
♪ Whoa ♪
1385
01:08:11,364 --> 01:08:14,875
♪ Whoa ♪
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