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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:56,824 I'm gonna make new friends. 2 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:58,392 That's what people do. 3 00:01:09,938 --> 00:01:12,072 You're a normal person. You're a normal person. 4 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:13,608 You can make conversation. 5 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,578 It's gonna be fine. 6 00:01:58,753 --> 00:01:59,854 Okay. 7 00:02:07,762 --> 00:02:09,329 Hello, everyone! 8 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,465 My name is Cooper, and I'd like to welcome 9 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:14,167 the Cedar Springs Women's Walking Club 10 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:15,335 to Krypto Peak. 11 00:02:16,104 --> 00:02:18,039 I know this is your first outing 12 00:02:18,106 --> 00:02:20,474 as a group but I'm sure it'll be a... 13 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,777 great ice-breaker. Any questions? 14 00:02:22,844 --> 00:02:24,211 - Nope. - No? 15 00:02:24,746 --> 00:02:26,648 Okay, well, then, let's go! 16 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,516 Follow me... 17 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:30,317 into the trail! 18 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,488 Let me know if I... go too fast. 19 00:02:36,758 --> 00:02:37,859 The smell... 20 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:40,227 The smell of the natural beauty of Krypto Peak, right? 21 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:42,764 Take it in. Can't get this in the city! 22 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:55,208 Good pace, everyone! 23 00:02:56,077 --> 00:02:58,713 Okay. Remember we're a team! 24 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,516 We go in together, we go out together. 25 00:03:01,983 --> 00:03:03,216 Look at that valley, huh? 26 00:03:03,685 --> 00:03:06,554 Naturally beautiful, but we do have to remain vigilant 27 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:09,524 because you never know what could be on your tail. 28 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,361 Okay! Come on down. 29 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:51,566 Everyone gather around, gather around here. 30 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:56,436 So, how many of you are here because of some fascination 31 00:03:56,504 --> 00:04:00,041 with the case of Barb Valentine? 32 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,112 Barb Valentine was a veteran 33 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:06,080 in the field of cryptozoology 34 00:04:06,147 --> 00:04:07,982 and a bit of a local legend. 35 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:12,120 The thing is, her disappearance is shrouded in mystery. 36 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:15,089 Now, "Crypto... what did he just say?" 37 00:04:15,156 --> 00:04:16,389 It means 38 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:19,127 "the study of the hidden," and its fundamental aim 39 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:20,494 is to prove the existence of creatures 40 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:23,631 like Ogopogo, the Yeti... like Bigfoot. 41 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:25,867 Bigfoot? I... In this forest? 42 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,434 No, no, no, no. 43 00:04:27,502 --> 00:04:29,436 Something way scarier 44 00:04:29,504 --> 00:04:31,873 and infinitely more dangerous. 45 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:34,776 But listen, listen. Shh. 46 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:37,912 Three years ago, it was here on Krypto Peak, 47 00:04:37,979 --> 00:04:39,346 they found Barb's things-- 48 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:40,915 a tent, a sleeping bag, 49 00:04:40,982 --> 00:04:42,116 but no body, 50 00:04:42,183 --> 00:04:44,152 no bones, no blood, nothing. 51 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:47,454 No trace of Barb whatsoever. 52 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,892 What on earth was this Barb lady trailing? 53 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:54,095 The Sookama, or "Sooka," for short. 54 00:04:54,896 --> 00:04:57,330 The first documented sighting was back in 1925, 55 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:58,833 when a hiker claimed he was trailed 56 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:00,835 by a tall bipedal creature 57 00:05:00,902 --> 00:05:01,903 covered in dark hair, 58 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,971 with a mole-like face. 59 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,073 Sounds cute, don't it? 60 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:09,043 But, listen, recent reports are more abstract. 61 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,245 Metaphysical disturbances that are... 62 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:14,481 allegedly tampered with the space-time continuum 63 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:17,084 of a few unlucky souls. 64 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,553 Let's pray she's still alive. 65 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:20,254 Probably just upped and left, 66 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,089 pissed at her man. 67 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,093 Okay, let's keep going. 68 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,427 We have a lot of walking ahead of us, 69 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,429 so let's keep moving, okay? 70 00:05:31,232 --> 00:05:32,600 Come on. Follow me. 71 00:05:34,035 --> 00:05:35,069 Watch your step. 72 00:05:35,937 --> 00:05:37,605 Please be extra careful. 73 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:40,473 No tripping, that's my only rule. 74 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,610 I have a few more rules, obviously, 75 00:05:42,677 --> 00:05:45,313 but definitely an important one. 76 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:47,715 Oh, by the way, watch out for bears. 77 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:51,451 I mean, they're more scared of us than we are of them, 78 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,088 but some are pretty aggressive. 79 00:08:12,293 --> 00:08:14,095 I don't know. I don't know, I... 80 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:15,796 - I told you, I don't know. - Does anyone know 81 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:16,764 what this Kay Hall actually looks like? 82 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:17,898 Dressed nice, I think? 83 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,700 Nice leggings and windbreaker and stuff. 84 00:08:20,201 --> 00:08:23,938 We just spent an hour retracing our fucking steps. 85 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,650 Stay in touch. 86 00:09:10,351 --> 00:09:12,353 Okay. So, this is the deal. 87 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,155 Before we call the big boys in, 88 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,791 Head Office suggests we go through the roster again, 89 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:20,327 only this time, move to the side when I call your name, okay? 90 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:23,097 Okay, Dina Anderson. Good. 91 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,599 Tricia Burnett. Okay. 92 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,101 Chloe Bohonos. 93 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:28,769 Thank you. 94 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,405 Cherie Collard. Yeah. 95 00:09:31,472 --> 00:09:33,774 Avery Graham. Okay. 96 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:35,309 Kay Hall? 97 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:39,947 Okay. 98 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,016 Maggie McLaren. 99 00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:43,350 Good. 100 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:45,886 Connie Rhys. 101 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,221 Thank you. 102 00:09:47,288 --> 00:09:48,722 Enid Sternberg. 103 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:51,092 Yeah. Vivienne Wang. 104 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,393 Thanks. 105 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:53,928 Jean Wilson. 106 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:00,835 Kay Hall? 107 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,604 You're shitting me. 108 00:10:04,405 --> 00:10:06,006 Are you Kay Hall, sweetie? 109 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,710 Where were you when he did the first head count? 110 00:10:10,311 --> 00:10:12,413 Is this some kind of sick joke? 111 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,647 Okay. 112 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,049 Show's over, ladies. That's it. 113 00:10:15,116 --> 00:10:16,217 Thank you for coming. 114 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,719 - Is she okay? - We'll end it there. 115 00:10:19,588 --> 00:10:23,157 Yep. That'll conclude our... our day. 116 00:10:23,224 --> 00:10:25,359 Thank you. Thank you. 117 00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:28,929 Yeah, we got her. 118 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:29,997 I don't know. 119 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,600 I don't know. 120 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,800 Your guess is as good as mine. I don't know. 121 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:34,869 Yeah, I just-- I just cut it there. 122 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:37,037 Yeah! Other than that, it was pretty good. 123 00:12:05,426 --> 00:12:06,994 "Kay Hall." 124 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,207 Hello? 125 00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:52,499 Hello? 126 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,099 Jesus. 127 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,270 Yes? 128 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,939 Oh, is this a bad time? 129 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:43,377 -Kay? -Oh, sorry, I thought... 130 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,980 It's Don. Yale Road Center. 131 00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:48,650 How was your trip? 132 00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:52,486 Uh... Hi, Don. 133 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,155 I... I'm sorry to bother you on your day off, 134 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:58,693 but we have a situation, and no one else is available. 135 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,295 Um, a... a situation? 136 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,699 Is there any way you could come in this afternoon? 137 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,000 Dr. Singh's mother's been taken in ill 138 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,969 with a suspected stroke, and among other things, 139 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,638 we've got an emergency extraction. 140 00:16:10,705 --> 00:16:11,773 Shit. 141 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,707 You'd be doing us 142 00:16:12,774 --> 00:16:14,374 -a huge favor. -Uh... 143 00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:18,345 - Sure. - Oh, great! 144 00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:20,180 We'll see you at one. 145 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,282 Thanks, Kay. Bye-bye. 146 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,089 I'm a dentist? 147 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:34,294 I'm a fucking vet? 148 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,601 Hey, Kay. 149 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,506 What happened to you? 150 00:16:45,707 --> 00:16:46,708 So... 151 00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:49,243 Mrs. Kim comes in screaming, 152 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:50,778 with sweet little Buster. 153 00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:54,549 I'm telling you, everything was hanging out. 154 00:16:54,616 --> 00:16:57,150 Bone, ligaments, nerves. 155 00:16:57,619 --> 00:16:59,521 She fought off this crazy fucking poodle 156 00:16:59,587 --> 00:17:00,487 with a spade. 157 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,358 How was your trip? 158 00:17:04,826 --> 00:17:06,426 Sorry, I... 159 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,398 Kay! 160 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,368 Where are you going? 161 00:18:11,526 --> 00:18:12,827 Barb... 162 00:18:14,829 --> 00:18:16,163 Valentine. 163 00:18:27,008 --> 00:18:28,442 What the hell? 164 00:18:34,816 --> 00:18:36,851 What the fuck is going on? 165 00:18:42,824 --> 00:18:43,825 Jesus! 166 00:18:53,101 --> 00:18:54,502 Agh! 167 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,219 What the fuck? 168 00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,667 How is that even possible? 169 00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:23,758 From the Sasquatch to the Ogopogo, 170 00:20:23,825 --> 00:20:26,194 Canada is rich with incredible legends 171 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,228 about weird and wonderful cryptids 172 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,262 such as the Sooka. 173 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,307 ...after a spate of sightings 174 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,776 around Blue Cliff, 175 00:20:41,843 --> 00:20:45,546 an eerie mountain location in southwest British Columbia. 176 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,450 And interestingly, Blue Cliff 177 00:20:50,518 --> 00:20:51,753 is one of the last places 178 00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:55,022 that eminent cryptozoologist, Barb Valentine 179 00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:56,456 is known to have visited. 180 00:20:56,524 --> 00:20:58,159 Whether the Sooka sightings 181 00:20:58,226 --> 00:21:00,393 and Valentine's disappearance are connected 182 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,531 has been the focus of some very fierce debate. 183 00:21:54,682 --> 00:21:55,683 Hello? 184 00:21:57,251 --> 00:21:59,053 Shit! 185 00:22:00,254 --> 00:22:02,557 One moment, please! 186 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,061 Oh. 187 00:22:08,262 --> 00:22:10,798 Sally Antoine at your service. 188 00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:13,067 Do you have a room? 189 00:22:13,134 --> 00:22:14,001 Oh! 190 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,772 Would you mind... 191 00:22:18,806 --> 00:22:19,740 filling this in? 192 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:22,109 It's just a formality. 193 00:22:24,612 --> 00:22:28,716 Oh, it's a great place to explore the valley. 194 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,085 I'll be making an early start. 195 00:22:31,152 --> 00:22:32,887 Oh. Heading far? 196 00:22:34,722 --> 00:22:35,623 Maybe. 197 00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:40,261 A friend of mine went missing, 198 00:22:40,328 --> 00:22:43,631 and... I'm retracing her steps 199 00:22:44,532 --> 00:22:46,667 to see if it throws up something new. 200 00:22:48,169 --> 00:22:49,737 Maybe you heard of her, actually... 201 00:22:50,972 --> 00:22:52,540 Barb Valentine? 202 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:57,511 Barb Valentine... 203 00:22:57,578 --> 00:23:01,448 Oh, yes! The monster hunter! 204 00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:03,584 I read about her in the Google. 205 00:23:04,318 --> 00:23:06,453 The crime shows still turn up 206 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,456 to do their lousy reconstructions. 207 00:23:10,091 --> 00:23:11,025 Did she stay here? 208 00:23:11,659 --> 00:23:13,995 No, ma'am, she did not. 209 00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,197 Oh, it's terrible, 210 00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:20,067 all those people go missing around here. 211 00:23:20,134 --> 00:23:21,068 It's like... 212 00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:24,404 the forest just swallows them up. 213 00:23:25,606 --> 00:23:27,909 Or something in the forest does. 214 00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:30,578 Uh, thank you. 215 00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:39,620 Now, let me get you a key. 216 00:23:41,022 --> 00:23:43,024 ...dead ends that require a lot 217 00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:44,392 of great detective work. 218 00:23:45,026 --> 00:23:47,728 Essentially, Barb was like a chameleon, 219 00:23:47,795 --> 00:23:50,164 following leads instinctively, 220 00:23:50,231 --> 00:23:51,966 assimilating with local communities 221 00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:54,135 in the hope of that crucial tip-off. 222 00:23:54,735 --> 00:23:58,005 This is why she went to Blue Vale Lake 223 00:23:58,072 --> 00:24:00,141 located in Southwestern BC, 224 00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:02,310 whose intoxicating folklore 225 00:24:02,376 --> 00:24:04,545 has also made it a perfect location 226 00:24:04,612 --> 00:24:07,348 for the annual cryptozoology convention. 227 00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:10,051 It was here, in Blue Vale Lake, 228 00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:13,354 that Barb gave one of her last interviews 229 00:24:13,421 --> 00:24:15,189 before she disappeared. 230 00:24:16,023 --> 00:24:17,858 We caught up with local cryptozoologist 231 00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:20,561 - Barb Valentine. Hello, Barb. - Hello. 232 00:24:20,628 --> 00:24:21,996 So, we're here at beautiful Blue Vale Lake, 233 00:24:22,063 --> 00:24:24,497 and you're out giving this wonderful press conference 234 00:24:24,565 --> 00:24:27,668 on, uh... cryptozoological creatures. 235 00:24:28,369 --> 00:24:29,570 What brings you out here? 236 00:24:29,637 --> 00:24:32,073 Well, there's a whole lot of buzz right now 237 00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:33,541 around Blue Vale Lake 238 00:24:33,607 --> 00:24:35,309 - because of the Sooka. - Mm-hm. 239 00:24:44,285 --> 00:24:46,554 "Blue Vale Lake." 240 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:50,925 Right. The Sooka. 241 00:24:50,992 --> 00:24:53,294 So, have you seen it? 242 00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:55,796 Or encountered it in some other way? 243 00:24:56,397 --> 00:24:57,698 I know you're keen to point out 244 00:24:57,765 --> 00:25:00,167 that it could be something from the super spectrum. 245 00:25:14,115 --> 00:25:16,917 Yes. I do believe I have. 246 00:25:21,889 --> 00:25:22,823 Hello? 247 00:25:27,128 --> 00:25:28,629 Fancy a drink? 248 00:25:31,565 --> 00:25:33,601 Meet at the bar in ten. 249 00:25:45,846 --> 00:25:46,781 "Yes. 250 00:25:47,615 --> 00:25:49,283 I do believe I have." 251 00:26:00,194 --> 00:26:03,164 I don't really know what I'm doing here. 252 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,399 Mm... 253 00:26:05,466 --> 00:26:08,302 You strike me as someone special. 254 00:26:08,769 --> 00:26:12,073 I'm delighted you stopped here, of all places. 255 00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:15,743 Hey, I'm flattered. 256 00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:17,812 No, really, I am. 257 00:26:18,779 --> 00:26:22,183 But I don't feel very special... right now. 258 00:26:24,519 --> 00:26:25,686 No, honestly. 259 00:26:27,321 --> 00:26:29,056 I just feel like running away. 260 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,665 Being on the road-- oh, nothing beats it. 261 00:26:38,232 --> 00:26:39,733 No baggage and shit 262 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,571 could be truly a liberating thing. 263 00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:48,776 Whatever divine spirit has touched you, Ms. Kay, 264 00:26:48,843 --> 00:26:51,513 whyever it is you're running away, 265 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:53,814 I say embrace it! 266 00:28:05,886 --> 00:28:07,021 Barb... 267 00:28:08,422 --> 00:28:09,890 if you're out there somewhere, 268 00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:11,792 please come home. 269 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,929 I miss you so much, sweetie. 270 00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:44,959 Sally? 271 00:29:03,344 --> 00:29:05,479 ...really where any journey begins. 272 00:29:06,347 --> 00:29:07,582 As we get older, 273 00:29:07,649 --> 00:29:08,749 once we've learned to present 274 00:29:08,816 --> 00:29:10,884 a more acceptable version of ourselves, 275 00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:14,088 it becomes much harder to make new friends. 276 00:31:13,273 --> 00:31:14,609 Jesus. 277 00:31:31,826 --> 00:31:32,893 Jesus. 278 00:31:33,595 --> 00:31:34,928 Ah, shit. 279 00:31:40,769 --> 00:31:42,637 Ah, shit! 280 00:31:47,809 --> 00:31:49,076 No! 281 00:31:49,143 --> 00:31:51,245 No, no, no. 282 00:31:57,786 --> 00:31:58,986 Jesus, lady! 283 00:31:59,052 --> 00:32:01,523 You scared the shit out of me. 284 00:32:02,690 --> 00:32:04,024 Yes, you did. 285 00:32:05,527 --> 00:32:08,429 Starla Northstar is the name. 286 00:32:09,029 --> 00:32:11,365 Uh, Ka-- uh, Barb. 287 00:32:11,432 --> 00:32:13,200 Barb Valentine. 288 00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,707 You looking for it too, Ms. Valentine? 289 00:32:22,309 --> 00:32:24,579 It seems like everyone you meet around these parts 290 00:32:24,646 --> 00:32:26,180 is on the same scent. 291 00:32:29,483 --> 00:32:33,120 Have you seen... it? 292 00:32:33,655 --> 00:32:34,656 Ol' Sooka? 293 00:32:35,523 --> 00:32:36,691 I'll show you if you like. 294 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,527 It's not far. 295 00:32:44,699 --> 00:32:46,200 Follow me. 296 00:33:15,329 --> 00:33:18,065 Mm, it's nice to have some proper company 297 00:33:18,131 --> 00:33:19,601 besides my tapes. 298 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:28,141 Whoa. 299 00:33:34,616 --> 00:33:36,618 It's my special medicine. 300 00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:40,053 Be warned, moves faster than shit through a goose. 301 00:33:45,058 --> 00:33:47,094 Good stuff, eh? 302 00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:50,765 So if you let me squeeze in here, 303 00:33:50,832 --> 00:33:52,600 and there we go. 304 00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:55,235 We can get down... 305 00:33:57,505 --> 00:33:58,606 All right. 306 00:34:03,076 --> 00:34:04,177 Beast or spirit, 307 00:34:04,646 --> 00:34:07,481 don't think anyone quite knows what this thing is. 308 00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:11,084 I found traces... 309 00:34:11,986 --> 00:34:14,454 smooth and silky to the touch, 310 00:34:14,522 --> 00:34:18,560 but smelled like the foulest deuce you ever dropped. 311 00:34:21,361 --> 00:34:24,364 Uh, did you experience any bodily secretions? 312 00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:27,167 Uh, yes, I... I did, um, from my ears, 313 00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:29,938 and it was all over my sweater and in my hair. 314 00:34:30,004 --> 00:34:33,106 Ah... It's textbook! Hmm! 315 00:34:34,241 --> 00:34:38,145 Residue from the megacosm, but stinks like semen. 316 00:34:40,113 --> 00:34:43,718 I get the sense there's a portal precisely... 317 00:34:50,058 --> 00:34:51,258 Ice cream? 318 00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:53,393 Yep. 319 00:35:11,713 --> 00:35:15,617 - That's my daughter, Diane. - Oh, she's beautiful. 320 00:35:15,683 --> 00:35:17,317 Ain't she just? 321 00:35:20,555 --> 00:35:22,724 Ten years ago, I stopped by the roadside 322 00:35:22,790 --> 00:35:24,124 to change a flat. 323 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,259 She went and took a pee in the woods 324 00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:27,494 and never came back. 325 00:35:28,997 --> 00:35:29,864 What? 326 00:35:32,499 --> 00:35:34,602 It was the Sooka. 327 00:35:35,803 --> 00:35:37,605 Time stood still that day. 328 00:35:39,607 --> 00:35:40,708 Now all I do 329 00:35:41,743 --> 00:35:45,245 is make sure my gear's in good working order... 330 00:35:46,581 --> 00:35:48,315 just in case. 331 00:35:51,085 --> 00:35:51,919 You like? 332 00:35:53,353 --> 00:35:55,255 Do you wanna see something? 333 00:36:03,263 --> 00:36:05,399 Okay. Here you are. Um... 334 00:36:07,267 --> 00:36:09,469 Oh, just press play. 335 00:36:10,772 --> 00:36:12,172 Oh. 336 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,908 I took it. 337 00:36:14,942 --> 00:36:16,577 It was... 338 00:36:23,785 --> 00:36:26,120 There! Look, look. 339 00:36:31,926 --> 00:36:32,860 Finally. 340 00:36:36,229 --> 00:36:39,600 Do you think that even if it doesn't take you, 341 00:36:40,568 --> 00:36:43,771 a brush with the Sooka could do weird stuff, like... 342 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:48,743 ...could make you forget who you even are? 343 00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:52,547 It'd definitely fuck things up, that's for sure. 344 00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:57,985 Ol' Sooka thrives on all kinds of crazy energy. 345 00:36:58,820 --> 00:36:59,654 And oftentimes, 346 00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:01,823 it's just too much for folk to handle. 347 00:37:02,623 --> 00:37:04,357 You gotta just go with the flow, 348 00:37:04,424 --> 00:37:05,960 like... like I do. 349 00:37:12,332 --> 00:37:14,802 Aw, I hope you ain't gonna puke. 350 00:37:16,504 --> 00:37:19,140 Whoa, steady! 351 00:37:19,207 --> 00:37:20,942 Whoa, steady! 352 00:37:21,008 --> 00:37:22,610 Steady, steady. 353 00:37:26,214 --> 00:37:28,516 Why don't you come with me? 354 00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:55,009 Oh. 355 00:38:17,832 --> 00:38:19,033 Uh, Starla? 356 00:38:44,225 --> 00:38:45,526 Where's my... 357 00:38:48,095 --> 00:38:48,963 Where's my... 358 00:40:01,969 --> 00:40:03,004 Are you okay? 359 00:40:07,909 --> 00:40:09,777 I... I lost the trail. 360 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:12,246 The parking lot's just over there. 361 00:40:12,313 --> 00:40:14,148 Beyond the clearing. Can you see? 362 00:40:16,617 --> 00:40:17,484 No. 363 00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:18,853 Uh... 364 00:40:20,388 --> 00:40:21,622 Don't be scared. 365 00:40:22,323 --> 00:40:23,157 It'll be okay. 366 00:40:27,494 --> 00:40:28,629 Thank you. 367 00:40:56,324 --> 00:40:58,192 - Jesus. - Relatives pin them up. 368 00:40:59,492 --> 00:41:01,128 It's all pretty tragic. 369 00:41:02,830 --> 00:41:04,832 Hey, did they ever find this girl? 370 00:41:05,399 --> 00:41:06,534 Who knows? 371 00:41:11,405 --> 00:41:13,607 Everything okay, lady? 372 00:41:14,909 --> 00:41:18,612 Um, yeah. Sorry, I wasn't hungry after all. 373 00:41:20,281 --> 00:41:23,184 Hey, could you recommend a motel... 374 00:41:24,018 --> 00:41:25,586 - nearby? - Hmm. 375 00:41:25,653 --> 00:41:28,656 If you carry on up Highway 6, you'll hit the Bear's Den. 376 00:41:29,256 --> 00:41:30,490 Can't miss it. 377 00:41:31,092 --> 00:41:32,093 Thank you. 378 00:41:51,379 --> 00:41:52,747 The renowned child psychiatrist 379 00:41:52,813 --> 00:41:54,548 Morgan Valentine recently launched 380 00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:57,284 a high-profile campaign to find his missing wife. 381 00:41:59,687 --> 00:42:02,423 What precious little downtime Morgan has is spent tending 382 00:42:02,490 --> 00:42:04,859 to his very special collection of orchids. 383 00:42:07,161 --> 00:42:08,295 Since the disappearance, 384 00:42:08,362 --> 00:42:10,097 Morgan has been a vocal advocate 385 00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:11,699 for numerous charities. 386 00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,938 I understand there were many times in the past, 387 00:42:18,005 --> 00:42:20,741 when her work, her various trips into the unknown, 388 00:42:20,808 --> 00:42:22,376 meant that she slipped off the radar. 389 00:42:22,977 --> 00:42:24,979 I appreciate that this is tough for you, 390 00:42:25,046 --> 00:42:28,816 but, if you could describe Barb to our audience. 391 00:42:29,417 --> 00:42:32,086 - Could you ask me that again? - Absolutely. 392 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,524 I just want... I want people to hear this. 393 00:42:36,123 --> 00:42:37,324 Who is Barb? 394 00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:41,929 Barb is kind, 395 00:42:42,630 --> 00:42:45,366 formidable, charismatic... 396 00:42:45,866 --> 00:42:48,903 with a... a fierce intellect. 397 00:42:51,338 --> 00:42:54,075 She's also the most beautiful woman in the world. 398 00:43:50,364 --> 00:43:52,700 -Well, hello there. -Hi. 399 00:43:52,766 --> 00:43:54,101 Can I get you a drink? 400 00:43:55,035 --> 00:43:57,972 Um, which red wines do you serve by the glass? 401 00:43:58,038 --> 00:43:59,608 Well, today, you have a choice 402 00:43:59,673 --> 00:44:02,343 of the red one or the red one. 403 00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:04,812 Right. Red, then. 404 00:44:04,879 --> 00:44:07,014 Good choice. 405 00:44:20,562 --> 00:44:22,096 All yours, sweetie. 406 00:44:24,131 --> 00:44:25,332 Cheers. 407 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,401 Cheers. 408 00:44:39,313 --> 00:44:40,080 Thanks. 409 00:44:40,147 --> 00:44:42,416 I've spent most of my life soaked. 410 00:44:44,285 --> 00:44:45,587 But there are worse crimes. 411 00:44:46,086 --> 00:44:47,922 Well, it's good to have a hobby. 412 00:44:48,389 --> 00:44:49,223 True, 413 00:44:49,890 --> 00:44:53,360 but ain't so good when it becomes your full-time job. 414 00:44:54,295 --> 00:44:55,229 Right. 415 00:44:55,296 --> 00:44:58,399 Once upon a time, I was in a traveling circus. 416 00:44:59,066 --> 00:45:00,968 I guess you could call me a magician. 417 00:45:01,536 --> 00:45:02,469 Anyways... 418 00:45:02,970 --> 00:45:04,438 folks would pay good money 419 00:45:04,506 --> 00:45:07,942 to watch me saw my assistant in half. 420 00:45:08,008 --> 00:45:11,045 In half? 421 00:45:11,845 --> 00:45:13,615 Yeah, exactly. 422 00:45:15,617 --> 00:45:16,750 My other party trick 423 00:45:16,817 --> 00:45:20,321 was making entire bottles of booze disappear. 424 00:45:22,923 --> 00:45:24,925 Mm... hey! 425 00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:27,596 - I'm coming. - So, what about you? 426 00:45:27,662 --> 00:45:30,798 What do you do? Besides drinking, I mean. 427 00:45:31,533 --> 00:45:33,167 I'm a zoologist. 428 00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:36,971 A wazz-a-what? A zoo-what? 429 00:45:38,305 --> 00:45:40,107 I... I hunt monsters. 430 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:43,143 - You hunt monsters? - Mm. 431 00:45:44,111 --> 00:45:46,914 My specialty is freaks of nature. 432 00:45:49,383 --> 00:45:51,885 Well, you certainly came to the right place. 433 00:46:21,315 --> 00:46:23,150 Hey. Hey, hey. 434 00:46:23,752 --> 00:46:25,687 If you're really gonna be chasing that thing, 435 00:46:25,754 --> 00:46:26,721 you know, the Sooka... 436 00:46:28,022 --> 00:46:29,290 ...you want to head north 437 00:46:29,356 --> 00:46:31,859 till you hit Green River Trailer Park. 438 00:46:31,925 --> 00:46:34,261 It's just this side of Merridale. 439 00:46:34,328 --> 00:46:36,665 You're gonna wanna ask for Johnette Delaney. 440 00:46:36,731 --> 00:46:38,399 You ask to speak to her. 441 00:46:39,099 --> 00:46:41,435 Hey, she's... she's seen it. 442 00:46:41,502 --> 00:46:43,237 It tried to get into her home. 443 00:46:44,305 --> 00:46:45,239 You gotta be careful. 444 00:46:48,475 --> 00:46:49,410 You gotta be careful, okay? 445 00:46:50,779 --> 00:46:52,479 Green River Trailer Park. 446 00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:55,349 Johnette Delaney. 447 00:46:57,951 --> 00:46:59,219 Let's go out for a smoke. 448 00:47:00,154 --> 00:47:02,624 Oh, hold on, hold on. You're gonna catch your death. 449 00:47:03,190 --> 00:47:05,025 I got something you can wear. 450 00:47:08,329 --> 00:47:10,364 Oh. 451 00:47:11,332 --> 00:47:12,066 Wow. 452 00:47:12,132 --> 00:47:16,136 I used to wear... this... 453 00:47:16,203 --> 00:47:18,740 in my professional capacity. 454 00:47:18,807 --> 00:47:20,040 It's beautiful. 455 00:47:20,675 --> 00:47:23,243 It used to make me feel like I could be anyone I wanted. 456 00:47:23,844 --> 00:47:25,112 Oh yeah? 457 00:47:26,347 --> 00:47:27,881 It always made me feel 458 00:47:28,415 --> 00:47:33,153 like I could do anything I goddamned pleased. 459 00:47:41,629 --> 00:47:43,631 Yeah, I feel different already. 460 00:47:43,698 --> 00:47:46,634 -Yeah! Yeah! -Yeah? 461 00:47:49,436 --> 00:47:50,572 Do I look different? 462 00:47:50,638 --> 00:47:52,139 Oh, honey... 463 00:48:17,565 --> 00:48:20,568 Aw, yeah. 464 00:48:22,637 --> 00:48:23,638 Oh... 465 00:48:24,438 --> 00:48:25,507 Ah... 466 00:48:34,649 --> 00:48:37,886 Yeah. Yeah! Oh. 467 00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:55,102 Oh! 468 00:49:07,448 --> 00:49:09,283 Gonna head out after! 469 00:49:34,975 --> 00:49:36,176 Oops! 470 00:49:36,243 --> 00:49:39,213 Just powdering my nose. 471 00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,120 What planet... 472 00:49:47,622 --> 00:49:49,724 do you come from? 473 00:49:52,961 --> 00:49:54,863 We... we can be blow buddies. 474 00:49:55,329 --> 00:49:59,399 Hey! Let me go, you crazy fucking bitch! 475 00:51:04,231 --> 00:51:06,366 Hi, um... Delaney? 476 00:51:06,968 --> 00:51:08,135 Thank you. 477 00:51:26,020 --> 00:51:26,854 Yeah? 478 00:51:27,522 --> 00:51:28,890 -Hi. -Hi? 479 00:51:28,957 --> 00:51:31,124 Uh, I just spoke to one of your neighbors, 480 00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:33,061 and he directed me here. 481 00:51:33,126 --> 00:51:35,730 Um, I'm looking for Johnette. 482 00:51:36,196 --> 00:51:37,230 What about her? 483 00:51:37,799 --> 00:51:38,800 Does she live here? 484 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:43,170 Are you another one of them social workers? 485 00:51:43,236 --> 00:51:45,138 I already told Ms. Pratt that the doctor 486 00:51:45,205 --> 00:51:47,675 said that smoking helps with my anxiety. 487 00:51:47,742 --> 00:51:51,679 Uh... no, I'm not from there. 488 00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:56,618 Hmm. You look familiar, is all. 489 00:51:57,451 --> 00:51:59,486 Well, my name is Barb Valentine, 490 00:51:59,554 --> 00:52:04,092 and I'm a lecturer in ethnozool... eth... animals... 491 00:52:04,157 --> 00:52:05,325 -Right. -...stuff like that. 492 00:52:05,392 --> 00:52:09,429 But I also write about disputed creatures, 493 00:52:09,496 --> 00:52:12,165 mysterious species, whi... which is why 494 00:52:12,232 --> 00:52:15,870 my colleague suggested that I speak to Johnette. 495 00:52:17,437 --> 00:52:19,339 Well, you'd better come in. 496 00:52:22,744 --> 00:52:23,778 Thank you. 497 00:52:36,557 --> 00:52:39,292 Hey, maybe I... I should've called first. 498 00:52:39,359 --> 00:52:41,261 No. No, no, no. Please, please. 499 00:52:41,996 --> 00:52:44,464 I am sure she'll be thrilled. 500 00:52:47,969 --> 00:52:49,904 Ma? 501 00:52:51,606 --> 00:52:51,973 Hey! 502 00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:56,176 What is it, Sasha? Need a lipstick or something? 503 00:52:56,243 --> 00:52:57,444 Okay, fuck you, asshole. 504 00:52:57,512 --> 00:52:59,047 Hey, baby, what's this about? 505 00:52:59,113 --> 00:53:00,380 There's some lady scientist here 506 00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:02,717 to see you about the... 507 00:53:04,085 --> 00:53:05,720 What do you want me to say? 508 00:53:05,787 --> 00:53:08,455 - I'm coming. Coming. - Great. 509 00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:13,828 She'll be right with you. 510 00:53:13,895 --> 00:53:14,896 -Great. -Mm. 511 00:53:18,331 --> 00:53:20,101 You know, if I had my YouTube channel, 512 00:53:20,168 --> 00:53:22,269 I'd be making a lot of dough right now. 513 00:53:22,335 --> 00:53:24,404 You'd never guess how many goddamn visitors 514 00:53:24,471 --> 00:53:26,339 I've had since my encounter. 515 00:53:27,441 --> 00:53:29,143 I probably wouldn't shake my hand, 516 00:53:29,610 --> 00:53:31,012 on account of the fact I haven't washed 517 00:53:31,079 --> 00:53:32,513 since my lovemaking. 518 00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:35,049 - For fuck's sake, Ma. - My name's Johnette. 519 00:53:35,516 --> 00:53:37,417 Pleased to make your acquaintance. 520 00:53:37,952 --> 00:53:40,555 Uh, Barbara. 521 00:53:43,256 --> 00:53:45,593 So, Barbara? 522 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,698 Uh, so I understand that you had an encounter 523 00:53:50,765 --> 00:53:52,133 with the Sooka? 524 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,801 Yeah, you'd be right. 525 00:53:54,569 --> 00:53:56,771 Didn't you come knocking on my door once before? 526 00:53:58,206 --> 00:53:59,239 I don't think so. 527 00:53:59,306 --> 00:54:01,542 Ah, you sure look like one of those quacks 528 00:54:01,609 --> 00:54:03,144 who came when it first happened. 529 00:54:03,945 --> 00:54:06,681 Well, you must be mistaking me for someone else. 530 00:54:06,748 --> 00:54:10,283 Well, you do all look the goddamn same. 531 00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:15,255 Well, as I said to... 532 00:54:15,322 --> 00:54:17,024 -Sasha. -...Sasha. 533 00:54:17,091 --> 00:54:19,093 Uh... 534 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,028 Uh, my interest is purely 535 00:54:21,095 --> 00:54:22,897 from an anthrozoological perspective. 536 00:54:22,964 --> 00:54:25,365 Ditch the fancy words, lady. They don't mean shit to me. 537 00:54:25,432 --> 00:54:26,734 Please, Ma. 538 00:54:26,801 --> 00:54:30,337 Come on, baby. This lady seems real nice. 539 00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:34,108 -No need to be shy. -Okay, I'm not being shy. 540 00:54:34,609 --> 00:54:36,309 I'm sick of talking with freaks and crypto-- 541 00:54:36,376 --> 00:54:38,913 whatever they're calling them-- twisting what I say. 542 00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:41,448 Ma, it was one little story in the local paper-- 543 00:54:41,516 --> 00:54:43,651 Made me the laughingstock! 544 00:54:44,252 --> 00:54:45,385 Okay. 545 00:54:46,788 --> 00:54:47,655 They said it... 546 00:54:49,123 --> 00:54:50,858 they said it tried to mate with me. 547 00:54:50,925 --> 00:54:53,060 Aw, hell. Can you blame it, sweetheart? 548 00:54:53,127 --> 00:54:55,462 I tol... I told you it wasn't true. 549 00:54:57,198 --> 00:54:58,833 It smelled the bacon I was trying to fry 550 00:54:59,432 --> 00:55:00,802 and tried to break into the trailer. 551 00:55:03,237 --> 00:55:04,739 Here let me... let me show you. 552 00:55:08,308 --> 00:55:09,442 Look. 553 00:55:12,847 --> 00:55:13,881 They said it was a bear. 554 00:55:14,749 --> 00:55:16,784 I seen a bear. That ain't no bear. 555 00:55:17,685 --> 00:55:20,288 I think those aren't bear marks. 556 00:55:20,353 --> 00:55:24,391 And any such disturbances certainly wouldn't be... 557 00:55:24,959 --> 00:55:26,527 sexually motivated. 558 00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:29,931 -Right? -Right. 559 00:55:32,233 --> 00:55:33,466 You believe me? 560 00:55:35,970 --> 00:55:37,337 I do. 561 00:55:41,275 --> 00:55:42,877 It had a big gaping mouth. 562 00:55:43,611 --> 00:55:45,345 It was all wet and sloppy. 563 00:55:45,412 --> 00:55:47,447 I thought it was gonna suck me right in. 564 00:55:49,050 --> 00:55:52,653 These giant hands... grabbing. 565 00:55:53,921 --> 00:55:57,725 They were pink, like a newborn baby... 566 00:55:58,726 --> 00:55:59,694 but sweaty. 567 00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,096 I couldn't get the smell out for days. 568 00:56:07,168 --> 00:56:09,036 Yeah, this is fascinating, 569 00:56:09,103 --> 00:56:12,573 and it is in keeping with some other local reports. 570 00:56:13,574 --> 00:56:15,843 Would you mind if I took some notes, 571 00:56:15,910 --> 00:56:17,511 or talk a little more 572 00:56:17,578 --> 00:56:20,748 -and I can... -Yeah. Sure. 573 00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:23,584 Yeah. 574 00:56:25,452 --> 00:56:28,189 You know, you're right, she's a real nice lady. 575 00:56:28,756 --> 00:56:30,758 - Not like the others. - Mm-mm. 576 00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:34,962 Maybe you should invite her to tonight's party. 577 00:56:36,097 --> 00:56:38,132 Caleb, not just a pretty face after all. 578 00:56:38,633 --> 00:56:43,170 So, if you feel like hanging out with some local folks, 579 00:56:43,237 --> 00:56:45,472 -the pleasure would be ours. -Mm-hmm. 580 00:56:47,174 --> 00:56:49,409 Sure. 581 00:56:49,476 --> 00:56:51,646 Awesome. Take a seat. Relax. 582 00:56:59,086 --> 00:57:00,588 Hey, Barb! 583 00:57:02,924 --> 00:57:04,125 Come on, join us. 584 00:57:05,326 --> 00:57:07,128 -Barbara. -Hi, Barb. 585 00:57:07,194 --> 00:57:08,729 -Hi. -Nice to meet you. 586 00:57:08,796 --> 00:57:10,197 I was just telling all my friends 587 00:57:10,264 --> 00:57:11,532 about the piece you're gonna write. 588 00:57:12,133 --> 00:57:13,801 Oh, okay. 589 00:57:13,868 --> 00:57:15,236 Go ahead. Tell her, Willie. 590 00:57:15,303 --> 00:57:19,540 Well, I was just saying that as far back as I can recall, 591 00:57:19,607 --> 00:57:21,509 there's been talk of portals 592 00:57:21,575 --> 00:57:23,678 all across this whole goddamn area. 593 00:57:24,178 --> 00:57:26,247 Like a network of secret doorways 594 00:57:26,314 --> 00:57:29,817 that lead to some interdimensional vortex. 595 00:57:30,918 --> 00:57:33,120 Well, do you know what happens if you actually go through? 596 00:57:33,187 --> 00:57:36,791 Oh, I thought you might know. You're the expert. 597 00:57:37,959 --> 00:57:40,061 But I did know one lady went through. 598 00:57:40,127 --> 00:57:42,630 Within six months, her whole life had gone to shit, 599 00:57:43,230 --> 00:57:44,532 marriage down the drain. 600 00:57:45,299 --> 00:57:46,701 Poor girl lost everything. 601 00:57:47,435 --> 00:57:48,536 But rumor has it, 602 00:57:48,602 --> 00:57:50,304 all them little portals, 603 00:57:50,371 --> 00:57:52,873 it's how the Sooka moves around unseen. 604 00:57:53,374 --> 00:57:55,142 Well, I'd love to talk to your friend. 605 00:57:55,209 --> 00:57:57,144 This is giving me the creeps. 606 00:57:57,745 --> 00:57:59,280 Sure won't sleep good. 607 00:57:59,347 --> 00:58:02,183 The last thing we need are any more bedroom disturbances! 608 00:58:04,685 --> 00:58:05,820 What's that supposed to mean? 609 00:58:05,886 --> 00:58:07,822 Ah, don't be so touchy, Johnette! 610 00:58:07,888 --> 00:58:10,257 Didn't I hear your encounter took place in the kitchen? 611 00:58:10,324 --> 00:58:12,360 Yeah, but when the thing smelled her cookin', 612 00:58:12,426 --> 00:58:13,995 -it took the fuck off! -Fuck you. 613 00:58:16,864 --> 00:58:20,301 Excuse me, Francine. I need to go stretch my legs. 614 00:58:20,768 --> 00:58:22,269 Hey, don't fucking be like that. 615 00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:24,005 Fuck you, you piece of shit! 616 00:58:25,072 --> 00:58:26,707 Don't fucking defend your whore to me. 617 00:58:26,774 --> 00:58:29,043 - Oh, come on, Johnette. - Fuck you, Francine! 618 00:58:29,110 --> 00:58:32,213 - What the fuck? - Fuck... fuck you! 619 00:58:32,279 --> 00:58:33,647 Sorry, Francine. 620 00:58:33,714 --> 00:58:35,716 Someone isn't taking her fucking medication. 621 00:58:35,783 --> 00:58:38,252 Ah, some people just need to chill. 622 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:39,954 Ms. Barb. 623 00:58:42,289 --> 00:58:43,958 Do you know about sleepwalking? 624 00:58:44,025 --> 00:58:46,527 In a scientific capacity, I mean. 625 00:58:46,594 --> 00:58:48,696 Uh, so... sorry? 626 00:58:51,098 --> 00:58:52,166 Catch you later. 627 00:58:53,034 --> 00:58:56,404 It's happened to me over and over. 628 00:58:56,470 --> 00:58:57,838 Well, I can't tell anyone here, 629 00:58:57,905 --> 00:58:59,573 'cause chances are, they won't believe me. 630 00:59:00,207 --> 00:59:02,877 And you seen how they treat poor Johnette. 631 00:59:03,911 --> 00:59:04,745 Yeah. 632 00:59:05,479 --> 00:59:06,714 Well, each time it happens 633 00:59:06,781 --> 00:59:09,116 it gets more and more exaggerated. 634 00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:12,153 Well, sometimes I lose whole days. 635 00:59:12,219 --> 00:59:13,821 And then everything's... 636 00:59:14,455 --> 00:59:16,624 caked in mud, and, well-- 637 00:59:17,124 --> 00:59:20,529 it feels like I fell down a fucking rabbit hole. 638 00:59:20,594 --> 00:59:22,763 Wait, do I know you? 639 00:59:24,065 --> 00:59:27,168 -Did we meet already? -No, I don't think so, honey. 640 00:59:27,234 --> 00:59:28,102 Do... 641 00:59:30,671 --> 00:59:32,239 Uh, excuse me. 642 00:59:37,778 --> 00:59:38,813 Wow. 643 00:59:43,717 --> 00:59:45,052 ...it's disgusting. 644 00:59:45,653 --> 00:59:47,488 You cannot be serious. 645 00:59:47,556 --> 00:59:48,923 Are you fucking crazy? 646 00:59:48,989 --> 00:59:51,092 How many times have you done her already? 647 00:59:54,529 --> 00:59:56,163 Baby, Francine's tits alone 648 00:59:56,230 --> 00:59:57,932 weigh 200 fucking pounds. 649 00:59:57,998 --> 01:00:00,000 Fuck you. What is that supposed to mean? 650 01:00:00,067 --> 01:00:00,901 Hmm? 651 01:00:00,968 --> 01:00:02,603 It means shut the fuck up already. 652 01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:04,905 - Fuck you! - All right, baby. 653 01:00:04,972 --> 01:00:06,006 Fuck you too. 654 01:01:03,797 --> 01:01:06,834 Fuck off! 655 01:01:10,037 --> 01:01:11,772 - Fuck you, you pussy! - No, I'm not fu-- 656 01:01:11,839 --> 01:01:13,608 Oh! 657 01:01:13,674 --> 01:01:17,178 No fucking wonder Dad left you. 658 01:01:17,244 --> 01:01:19,380 Holy fuck! 659 01:01:20,681 --> 01:01:23,150 Fuck! Fuck! 660 01:01:31,593 --> 01:01:32,760 Sasha? 661 01:01:41,636 --> 01:01:43,871 Oh, ho! 662 01:01:43,938 --> 01:01:45,005 Oh... 663 01:01:45,072 --> 01:01:48,742 Did you think it was the Sooka? 664 01:01:48,809 --> 01:01:50,645 Well, it's a full moon, after all. 665 01:01:50,711 --> 01:01:52,279 -It's not a fucking werewolf. -Oh. 666 01:01:52,346 --> 01:01:53,881 Whatever. 667 01:01:54,448 --> 01:01:55,916 Okay. Come with me. 668 01:01:57,652 --> 01:01:58,986 Well, come on, I don't bite. 669 01:02:05,594 --> 01:02:07,228 I'm sorry about, uh... 670 01:02:09,129 --> 01:02:10,397 all of that. 671 01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:14,902 She shouldn't treat you like that. 672 01:02:16,070 --> 01:02:17,004 Yeah. 673 01:02:17,071 --> 01:02:20,107 She's not normally like that. It's just, um... 674 01:02:21,543 --> 01:02:23,377 it's a big... big act. 675 01:02:25,246 --> 01:02:26,280 Okay. 676 01:02:27,314 --> 01:02:28,415 I understand. 677 01:02:29,850 --> 01:02:32,219 Yeah, I'm sure you do. 678 01:02:35,557 --> 01:02:36,423 What? 679 01:02:37,258 --> 01:02:38,158 Oh, come on. 680 01:02:38,627 --> 01:02:41,095 Even Mom thought she could recognize you. 681 01:02:43,264 --> 01:02:44,331 So... 682 01:02:46,033 --> 01:02:46,635 So? 683 01:02:47,101 --> 01:02:49,336 Well, I never thought I'd see you again. 684 01:02:50,804 --> 01:02:52,273 What the fuck happened? 685 01:02:55,610 --> 01:02:59,046 They were looking for you, Barb, for a really long time. 686 01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:03,618 Don't worry. 687 01:03:04,318 --> 01:03:06,453 Your secret's safe with me. 688 01:03:07,555 --> 01:03:08,523 People like us... 689 01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:11,258 gotta stick together. 690 01:03:20,669 --> 01:03:22,269 "People like us"? 691 01:03:22,336 --> 01:03:23,337 Yeah. 692 01:03:24,238 --> 01:03:26,574 Special people. 693 01:03:26,641 --> 01:03:30,377 The ones who don't fit into their stupid little pigeonholes. 694 01:03:32,813 --> 01:03:34,048 We got it. 695 01:03:35,983 --> 01:03:38,385 The secret... energy. 696 01:03:42,456 --> 01:03:44,892 It's just a question of tapping into it. 697 01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:49,363 Oh... 698 01:03:49,430 --> 01:03:51,131 Imagine if we could. 699 01:03:52,266 --> 01:03:53,668 Oh, we'd show them what it means 700 01:03:53,735 --> 01:03:56,070 to meet a monster in the fucking woods. 701 01:04:09,183 --> 01:04:11,185 Maybe this'll help unlock it. 702 01:04:29,236 --> 01:04:31,338 Isn't that a total head-fuck? 703 01:04:35,677 --> 01:04:36,944 Barb? 704 01:05:02,903 --> 01:05:04,672 I love you. 705 01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:12,212 Hey. 706 01:05:14,314 --> 01:05:16,651 -Do you know where my car is? -Hey, lady. 707 01:05:16,718 --> 01:05:17,852 Mind what the fuck you're doing. 708 01:05:17,918 --> 01:05:20,053 Ho-ho! She's a clumsy bitch. 709 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,955 Can't even stand on her own two feet. 710 01:05:22,022 --> 01:05:23,558 Knock it off, Darlene. 711 01:05:24,024 --> 01:05:25,292 You know this drunk bitch? 712 01:05:25,959 --> 01:05:27,595 Barb's our special guest. 713 01:05:28,228 --> 01:05:30,565 Just had a bit too much to drink, is all. 714 01:05:30,632 --> 01:05:33,033 Don't worry, I'll make sure she gets home safe. 715 01:05:34,468 --> 01:05:36,970 Hey, darling. You gotta be careful around here. 716 01:05:37,037 --> 01:05:38,272 Some folks are pretty mean. 717 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:39,973 I'm okay. 718 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,710 They're not all sweetness and light, like yours truly. 719 01:05:45,145 --> 01:05:47,281 I need to go. Where are the cars? 720 01:05:47,347 --> 01:05:50,852 The cars? Honey, you ain't good to drive. 721 01:05:50,919 --> 01:05:53,420 I'm fine. I'm... 722 01:05:54,154 --> 01:05:56,223 Yeah, sure you are. Come here. 723 01:05:58,827 --> 01:06:02,129 -Get your hands off my cape. -Whoa, whoa, it's okay. 724 01:06:03,565 --> 01:06:05,966 We're friends. Remember? 725 01:06:08,368 --> 01:06:09,904 Let's you and me find ourselves 726 01:06:09,970 --> 01:06:11,706 a quiet little corner. All right? 727 01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:15,442 Come along with Caleb. 728 01:06:15,944 --> 01:06:17,110 That's it. 729 01:06:34,662 --> 01:06:35,763 Oh. 730 01:08:30,945 --> 01:08:32,780 No, no, no, no, no! 731 01:08:38,352 --> 01:08:40,521 Where is it? 732 01:08:41,455 --> 01:08:42,523 Oh... 733 01:08:46,561 --> 01:08:47,862 Fuck! 734 01:09:41,582 --> 01:09:42,617 Hello? 735 01:09:55,129 --> 01:09:56,597 What the fuck? 736 01:11:27,221 --> 01:11:29,557 "325 Valentine." 737 01:12:09,597 --> 01:12:11,098 Can I help you? 738 01:12:14,101 --> 01:12:15,002 Barb? 739 01:12:18,272 --> 01:12:19,372 My God! 740 01:12:22,143 --> 01:12:23,376 What... 741 01:12:24,712 --> 01:12:26,514 What... what? 742 01:12:27,081 --> 01:12:28,616 Wh... what? 743 01:12:31,519 --> 01:12:33,955 Oh, baby. Baby! 744 01:12:48,302 --> 01:12:50,171 Let's just get you inside. 745 01:12:50,238 --> 01:12:51,606 It's okay. 746 01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:54,374 It's okay. 747 01:13:19,033 --> 01:13:20,134 That's nice, baby. 748 01:13:21,535 --> 01:13:24,705 Let's get rid of those nasty smells. 749 01:13:26,073 --> 01:13:28,876 Like beautiful lily of the valley, don't you think? 750 01:13:31,045 --> 01:13:32,013 Yeah? 751 01:13:34,382 --> 01:13:35,482 Honey? 752 01:13:36,851 --> 01:13:38,819 I'm not gonna ask you where you've been. 753 01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:40,621 Okay? 754 01:13:47,628 --> 01:13:49,496 Let's get you nice and clean... 755 01:13:50,331 --> 01:13:52,199 like a good girl. 756 01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,943 Let's warm you up here. 757 01:14:02,710 --> 01:14:03,544 Hmm. 758 01:14:22,396 --> 01:14:23,631 Open your mouth. 759 01:14:26,233 --> 01:14:27,101 Breathe out. 760 01:14:45,419 --> 01:14:48,022 You think we'd know by now which things don't agree with you, 761 01:14:48,089 --> 01:14:49,557 but th... that's okay, baby. 762 01:14:49,623 --> 01:14:50,858 We're only human. 763 01:14:52,026 --> 01:14:53,294 Remember how, maybe... 764 01:14:53,894 --> 01:14:57,098 we discussed you should avoid cigarettes and liquor? 765 01:15:03,838 --> 01:15:07,208 We're gonna put it all behind us and make a fresh start. 766 01:15:13,047 --> 01:15:16,517 Mm... smells so lovely. 767 01:15:17,852 --> 01:15:20,521 We have to expect a bit of gossip, 768 01:15:20,588 --> 01:15:21,789 wagging tongues, 769 01:15:21,856 --> 01:15:23,724 but once they get it out of their system, 770 01:15:23,791 --> 01:15:25,993 we'll be back to normal. Just you wait and see. 771 01:15:26,961 --> 01:15:28,496 In the meantime, 772 01:15:28,562 --> 01:15:31,699 we smile politely and get on with our lives. 773 01:15:33,067 --> 01:15:33,901 Hm. 774 01:15:37,838 --> 01:15:40,041 Let's see. 775 01:15:53,020 --> 01:15:54,255 Can I wear that one? 776 01:15:55,956 --> 01:15:57,024 Oh, baby. 777 01:15:59,827 --> 01:16:02,029 You remember when I bought this for you on our honeymoon? 778 01:16:06,133 --> 01:16:08,102 Our villa near Barcelona 779 01:16:08,169 --> 01:16:11,272 had those sweet little stray kitties, remember? 780 01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,341 We left out tuna and lumps of cheese 781 01:16:14,408 --> 01:16:15,910 dropped in strawberry jelly. 782 01:16:18,846 --> 01:16:20,414 Oh, baby, you're the most wonderful thing 783 01:16:20,481 --> 01:16:21,782 that ever happened to me. 784 01:16:22,383 --> 01:16:25,820 My heart still... Mm! 785 01:16:26,787 --> 01:16:27,988 Oh. 786 01:16:33,994 --> 01:16:35,429 If I sometimes sound harsh, 787 01:16:35,496 --> 01:16:36,997 it's just because I love you. 788 01:16:41,202 --> 01:16:43,170 Mm. 789 01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:50,644 You've made me such a happy bunny, 790 01:16:50,711 --> 01:16:52,613 wearing that special dress. 791 01:16:53,848 --> 01:16:56,951 Such a happy little bunny. Mm. 792 01:17:03,558 --> 01:17:05,159 But first, we have chores. 793 01:17:05,826 --> 01:17:08,062 So we just wanna tidy these up here 794 01:17:08,129 --> 01:17:10,764 and get these petals all into the wheelbarrow. 795 01:17:13,568 --> 01:17:14,635 All right. 796 01:17:14,702 --> 01:17:18,205 I know you prefer a more unkempt look... 797 01:17:19,306 --> 01:17:20,474 but you look so beautiful, 798 01:17:20,542 --> 01:17:23,978 and we don't want folk thinking we're slobs, do we, honey? 799 01:17:31,218 --> 01:17:32,920 Hey, how you doing, Brad? 800 01:17:32,987 --> 01:17:35,422 -Good, good, good. -Betty, you look amazing. 801 01:17:35,489 --> 01:17:37,024 -Right? -Great day for a walk. 802 01:17:37,091 --> 01:17:39,226 Or a spot of gardening. 803 01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:41,195 Someone mentioned Barb was back. 804 01:17:41,262 --> 01:17:42,997 Uh, honey, it's... 805 01:17:43,063 --> 01:17:45,299 -...none of our business. -Brad, that's fine. 806 01:17:45,366 --> 01:17:47,368 Yes, that's right, Betty. 807 01:17:48,035 --> 01:17:49,604 She had some things to do out of town, 808 01:17:49,670 --> 01:17:50,738 but she's home now, 809 01:17:50,804 --> 01:17:53,908 and everything is just... fine and dandy. 810 01:17:56,343 --> 01:17:57,311 Okey-dokey. 811 01:17:57,378 --> 01:17:59,246 Well, it's been good chatting with you, Morgan. 812 01:17:59,313 --> 01:18:00,748 -You too! -Take care. 813 01:18:00,814 --> 01:18:01,882 You make sure she gets some rest. 814 01:18:01,949 --> 01:18:03,384 I will, absolutely. 815 01:18:08,155 --> 01:18:11,492 I think these could use some attention right there. 816 01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:12,661 Who was that? 817 01:18:12,726 --> 01:18:14,328 The Robinsons, sweetie. 818 01:18:15,597 --> 01:18:16,997 Guess what? 819 01:18:17,599 --> 01:18:19,366 They're going to have a baby boy. 820 01:18:21,168 --> 01:18:24,305 Oh, well, that would explain why she looks half-dead, 821 01:18:25,172 --> 01:18:27,241 like that thing was eating her from the inside. 822 01:18:27,741 --> 01:18:29,810 -Honey! -Can you imagine? 823 01:18:29,877 --> 01:18:33,781 She actually has a dick growing inside her body. 824 01:18:35,816 --> 01:18:37,985 It's fucking disgusting when you think about it. 825 01:18:39,220 --> 01:18:40,988 Oh, my-- 826 01:18:41,055 --> 01:18:43,190 My God, sweetie, look at your hand. 827 01:18:44,825 --> 01:18:46,093 Does that hurt? 828 01:18:47,061 --> 01:18:47,761 No. 829 01:18:47,828 --> 01:18:50,532 Come on, let's get you cleaned up. 830 01:18:50,599 --> 01:18:51,465 Come on. 831 01:18:54,335 --> 01:18:56,971 -It doesn't hurt? -No. 832 01:19:37,679 --> 01:19:38,812 Mmm! 833 01:19:41,716 --> 01:19:42,783 Mmm! 834 01:19:48,789 --> 01:19:49,923 Morgan? 835 01:19:51,726 --> 01:19:52,560 Honey? 836 01:19:55,796 --> 01:19:57,331 I remember our honeymoon. 837 01:20:02,771 --> 01:20:04,071 It was the best. 838 01:20:06,106 --> 01:20:07,341 Yeah. 839 01:20:07,975 --> 01:20:09,376 We did have a great time. 840 01:20:11,513 --> 01:20:14,148 But then there's this bitter taste in my mouth. 841 01:20:15,849 --> 01:20:18,285 'Cause you started to act like such a prick. 842 01:20:20,487 --> 01:20:22,624 You know, gradually, the more successful-- 843 01:20:22,691 --> 01:20:23,725 Barb. 844 01:20:23,792 --> 01:20:25,694 -...I became... -Honey. 845 01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:27,961 ...you became a total fucking monster, Morgan. 846 01:20:28,028 --> 01:20:30,598 -That's why I ran away. -How can you say that? 847 01:20:30,665 --> 01:20:32,966 That's why I keep running away. 848 01:20:33,033 --> 01:20:35,603 Honey! This isn't a prison. 849 01:20:37,371 --> 01:20:40,074 You have the kind of freedoms most women only dream of. 850 01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:43,043 - But... - Remember, we discussed 851 01:20:43,110 --> 01:20:47,314 it was best you took a step back from this fantasy world. 852 01:20:48,048 --> 01:20:49,883 That's what triggered your last episode, 853 01:20:49,950 --> 01:20:50,918 if you recall. 854 01:22:42,496 --> 01:22:44,566 Hey. 855 01:22:52,807 --> 01:22:54,341 Don't be like that. 856 01:23:02,483 --> 01:23:04,218 You know I love you very, very much, 857 01:23:04,284 --> 01:23:06,220 and I wouldn't do anything to hurt you. 858 01:23:14,394 --> 01:23:17,431 If I'm scratchy, it's just that I don't want to lose you again. 859 01:23:20,869 --> 01:23:22,336 Does that feel good? 860 01:23:33,447 --> 01:23:34,481 Hmm... 861 01:23:36,651 --> 01:23:37,752 Mm... 862 01:23:47,996 --> 01:23:50,097 You sweet little baby girl. 863 01:24:19,426 --> 01:24:20,728 Oh! Ow! 864 01:24:20,795 --> 01:24:21,663 Ow! 865 01:24:23,130 --> 01:24:24,532 Look what you did! 866 01:24:25,700 --> 01:24:27,100 Look what I did? 867 01:24:28,970 --> 01:24:31,773 Oh, no. It... 868 01:24:33,608 --> 01:24:35,175 ...must've slipped off. 869 01:24:40,180 --> 01:24:44,151 I've been a naughty boy, hmm? 870 01:24:45,352 --> 01:24:48,155 Now I'm in very bad trouble. 871 01:25:00,935 --> 01:25:03,103 Are you gonna spank my bum-bum 872 01:25:03,170 --> 01:25:05,506 and make me play pee-- 873 01:25:29,998 --> 01:25:31,699 Off to your little hiding place? 874 01:25:35,402 --> 01:25:37,739 You pay more attention to those fucking monsters 875 01:25:37,805 --> 01:25:39,272 than you do to me! 876 01:26:42,904 --> 01:26:44,639 Please don't leave me again. 877 01:26:45,272 --> 01:26:47,608 I'll do anything you say. 878 01:26:51,145 --> 01:26:53,480 I... I'll change! 879 01:26:53,548 --> 01:26:54,882 I'll change. 880 01:26:54,949 --> 01:26:56,718 Barb, please. 881 01:26:56,784 --> 01:26:58,686 Please, please, no! 882 01:27:07,494 --> 01:27:08,696 Hey, wait. 883 01:27:09,329 --> 01:27:10,932 Come back inside, Barb. 884 01:27:10,998 --> 01:27:13,134 Let's talk! Let's talk. 885 01:27:13,201 --> 01:27:16,871 Please, Barb. Talk to me. Talk to me! 886 01:27:19,841 --> 01:27:21,609 I love you! 887 01:27:40,194 --> 01:27:41,328 Hey. 888 01:32:27,448 --> 01:32:28,682 Jesus. 59973

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