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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,693 --> 00:00:07,496 - Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"... 2 00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:08,564 - Alice. 3 00:00:08,597 --> 00:00:09,800 - She's just a friend. 4 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,034 - Nobody looks at their friend like that. 5 00:00:11,067 --> 00:00:12,903 - Just tell me how you feel. 6 00:00:12,936 --> 00:00:13,970 - What's our goal here? 7 00:00:14,070 --> 00:00:15,205 - Dig up dirt on Brett. 8 00:00:15,238 --> 00:00:17,007 - What'd he do? - Your wife. 9 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:19,876 - Someone stole the quilt, 10 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,310 but I will get that thing back. 11 00:00:21,343 --> 00:00:23,146 - How did we get here, Birdie? 12 00:00:23,246 --> 00:00:25,148 - We were so freaked out. 13 00:00:25,248 --> 00:00:28,118 Everything just got out of control so fast. 14 00:00:28,185 --> 00:00:29,119 - We got to get gas. 15 00:00:29,219 --> 00:00:30,686 - With a dead person in the trunk? 16 00:00:30,786 --> 00:00:33,622 - I've never heard of anyone getting killed 17 00:00:33,656 --> 00:00:35,292 the way that you just described. 18 00:00:35,357 --> 00:00:36,559 Show me. 19 00:00:36,659 --> 00:00:37,961 - Maybe I will take that light. 20 00:00:40,596 --> 00:00:41,965 - Every garden needs to be 21 00:00:42,065 --> 00:00:44,433 left fallow for a season. 22 00:00:52,242 --> 00:00:53,776 - You let the soil rest 23 00:00:53,844 --> 00:00:56,478 so it can come back stronger in the spring. 24 00:00:59,448 --> 00:01:00,783 - It's the only way for the garden 25 00:01:00,884 --> 00:01:03,419 to transition from death to new life. 26 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,857 - Keith! 27 00:01:06,957 --> 00:01:08,124 - Oh, my God. 28 00:01:08,191 --> 00:01:09,793 - Check his pulse. 29 00:01:09,826 --> 00:01:12,796 Uh, help me put pressure on the wounds. 30 00:01:12,863 --> 00:01:13,997 - Ugh! 31 00:01:14,064 --> 00:01:16,032 Oh, there's so much blood. 32 00:01:16,066 --> 00:01:17,067 - Keith! 33 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,235 Keith, wake up! 34 00:01:18,268 --> 00:01:20,237 - I can't find a pulse. 35 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:21,570 - Keith! Come on, move. 36 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:23,073 - There's no pulse. - Oh, my God! 37 00:01:23,139 --> 00:01:24,007 Just keep-- keep putting pressure! 38 00:01:24,107 --> 00:01:25,441 - I am, I am! 39 00:01:25,474 --> 00:01:27,878 - Keith, come on. Move something, just anything! 40 00:01:27,944 --> 00:01:29,378 - Guys. - Oh, my God! 41 00:01:29,445 --> 00:01:30,713 Oh, God. Oh, please, please... 42 00:01:30,779 --> 00:01:32,615 - Guys. - Please, please, please. 43 00:01:32,681 --> 00:01:34,783 Oh, please. Oh, God, please. Oh, no. 44 00:01:34,885 --> 00:01:36,652 Why don't you do CPR? 45 00:01:36,752 --> 00:01:37,586 - It's too late. 46 00:01:37,653 --> 00:01:39,356 - Or what about those, um-- 47 00:01:39,455 --> 00:01:40,891 the--the paddle thingies? 48 00:01:40,957 --> 00:01:42,325 - That doesn't put the blood back in people. 49 00:01:42,424 --> 00:01:43,960 - No, no, no. - He's gone. 50 00:01:43,994 --> 00:01:46,062 - No! - Oh, God. 51 00:01:46,129 --> 00:01:47,297 - Call 911. 52 00:01:47,330 --> 00:01:49,398 - OK. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 53 00:01:50,566 --> 00:01:51,467 Let's think about this. 54 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:52,601 - Think about what? 55 00:01:52,701 --> 00:01:53,970 - What we're gonna say. 56 00:01:54,037 --> 00:01:55,138 - What? 57 00:01:55,171 --> 00:01:56,505 - "Send an ambulance." 58 00:01:56,572 --> 00:01:57,640 - I mean about what happened. 59 00:01:57,706 --> 00:01:58,808 - It was an accident! 60 00:01:58,909 --> 00:02:00,509 - Yeah, well, it doesn't look like one. 61 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:04,780 - But it was. 62 00:02:04,848 --> 00:02:06,249 - Our prints are all over his body. 63 00:02:06,316 --> 00:02:07,449 - Because we are trying to save him. 64 00:02:07,549 --> 00:02:09,286 - Or we pushed him. 65 00:02:10,519 --> 00:02:12,956 - What? That didn't happen! 66 00:02:13,023 --> 00:02:13,957 - Tell that to a jury. 67 00:02:14,024 --> 00:02:15,258 - We're on trial now? 68 00:02:15,325 --> 00:02:17,127 - We will be if we don't think this through. 69 00:02:19,296 --> 00:02:21,264 - But it's the right thing to do. 70 00:02:21,331 --> 00:02:22,598 - OK, then what? 71 00:02:22,631 --> 00:02:24,433 With the quilt and the wood chipper? 72 00:02:24,566 --> 00:02:28,504 I mean, at best, it's manslaughter. 73 00:02:28,537 --> 00:02:30,874 - Like, we literally slaughtered a man. 74 00:02:30,907 --> 00:02:32,108 - On accident! 75 00:02:32,175 --> 00:02:33,944 - That still puts us behind bars! 76 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:35,544 - Yeah, you want to never see your kids again? 77 00:02:35,678 --> 00:02:37,147 - Oh. 78 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,350 - Alice. - Fine. 79 00:02:40,449 --> 00:02:41,885 Yeah, I'll call. 80 00:02:41,952 --> 00:02:42,852 - No. 81 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:44,154 Alice, wait. 82 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:45,721 Alice. Alice. 83 00:02:45,788 --> 00:02:46,856 Wait, wait. 84 00:02:46,957 --> 00:02:48,124 What did you tell Patty? 85 00:02:48,158 --> 00:02:49,192 - Huh? 86 00:02:49,259 --> 00:02:51,061 - To get her down here. 87 00:02:53,096 --> 00:02:54,297 - What did you text her? 88 00:02:59,336 --> 00:03:01,371 - First, I said, 89 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:04,573 "Get your ass down to Mack Avenue Garden Center." 90 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:05,809 - OK, that's not so bad. 91 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:07,444 - I mean, it's a little aggro, but-- 92 00:03:07,509 --> 00:03:10,947 - And then I might have said, 93 00:03:10,981 --> 00:03:14,583 "I'm gonna take away what you love the most." 94 00:03:16,419 --> 00:03:17,988 Oh, no. 95 00:03:18,121 --> 00:03:19,122 - Jesus! 96 00:03:19,222 --> 00:03:20,924 - I meant the quilt. 97 00:03:20,957 --> 00:03:22,826 - But it sounds like her husband. 98 00:03:25,195 --> 00:03:27,197 - There goes manslaughter. 99 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:28,865 - Now what do we do? 100 00:03:28,965 --> 00:03:31,567 She hasn't read it yet. 101 00:03:31,633 --> 00:03:33,136 - She will when the cops wake her up 102 00:03:33,203 --> 00:03:34,204 to say her husband's dead. 103 00:03:36,638 --> 00:03:38,341 - We can't call anyone else. 104 00:03:38,375 --> 00:03:39,809 We can't. We can't. 105 00:03:39,876 --> 00:03:41,911 - But he's my father-in-law! 106 00:03:41,978 --> 00:03:43,813 I have to. 107 00:03:43,947 --> 00:03:45,949 - Either way, we're going to his funeral. 108 00:03:45,982 --> 00:03:47,750 - Oh! 109 00:03:47,817 --> 00:03:49,219 - You want to go to jail too? 110 00:03:51,955 --> 00:03:53,223 - Ugh. 111 00:03:56,759 --> 00:03:59,129 - I don't think I want to garden anymore. 112 00:04:05,035 --> 00:04:06,469 Why me? 113 00:04:06,535 --> 00:04:08,805 - If we get pulled over, you're the drunk friend 114 00:04:08,838 --> 00:04:10,840 who needs a ride home. 115 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:14,244 - Are you sure we shouldn't just try the lake? 116 00:04:14,344 --> 00:04:16,712 - No, better to hide in plain sight. 117 00:04:16,813 --> 00:04:18,148 - Please. 118 00:04:20,716 --> 00:04:23,652 - Garden makes the most sense. 119 00:04:23,719 --> 00:04:25,654 - Yeah, we decide what gets planted. 120 00:04:25,687 --> 00:04:27,157 - And how deep. 121 00:04:30,692 --> 00:04:33,430 Oh, it's Addie. 122 00:04:33,496 --> 00:04:35,498 - Don't answer it. 123 00:04:35,564 --> 00:04:38,001 - What if it's an emergency? 124 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,775 Sweetie, it's too late for iPad. 125 00:04:46,843 --> 00:04:49,479 - Daddy didn't close my closet. 126 00:04:49,546 --> 00:04:50,679 - Addison. 127 00:04:50,779 --> 00:04:52,748 - The monster's gonna get me. 128 00:04:52,781 --> 00:04:55,018 - Monsters don't hide in the closet. 129 00:04:55,051 --> 00:04:56,352 - Where are they? 130 00:05:03,026 --> 00:05:04,660 - Nowhere I'll ever let you be. 131 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:05,962 - When are you coming home? 132 00:05:06,062 --> 00:05:07,130 - Soon, baby. 133 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:08,730 - Come home now. 134 00:05:08,764 --> 00:05:10,467 - Only if you go to sleep. 135 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,601 - OK, Mommy. Love you. 136 00:05:12,634 --> 00:05:16,039 - I love you so much. 137 00:05:19,843 --> 00:05:21,344 - OK. 138 00:05:21,411 --> 00:05:22,512 No more FaceTimes. 139 00:05:22,579 --> 00:05:27,649 Purses, phones-- put them in here. 140 00:05:40,797 --> 00:05:42,764 - Showtime, drunk friend. 141 00:05:52,509 --> 00:05:54,077 - I know this might sound weird, 142 00:05:54,144 --> 00:05:57,614 but... 143 00:05:57,679 --> 00:05:59,349 try to take care of him. 144 00:06:03,219 --> 00:06:05,221 - We will. 145 00:06:13,863 --> 00:06:15,965 - Hey, it's Lexi. Leave a message. 146 00:06:17,233 --> 00:06:18,234 - Hey, baby. 147 00:06:18,301 --> 00:06:19,569 It's me. 148 00:06:19,636 --> 00:06:21,304 I know you said you needed some space, 149 00:06:21,371 --> 00:06:25,208 but I meant to congratulate you on all your new followers. 150 00:06:25,241 --> 00:06:28,444 People are really eating up all your bartending content. 151 00:06:28,511 --> 00:06:29,846 Also, couldn't help but notice you got 152 00:06:29,913 --> 00:06:31,915 a lot of men following you. 153 00:06:31,981 --> 00:06:34,851 But hey, you're a fierce woman. 154 00:06:34,984 --> 00:06:36,920 If any of those creeps slide into your DMs, 155 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:39,122 I know you'll be smart about it. 156 00:06:39,189 --> 00:06:42,091 Anyway, it's looking like a slow night. 157 00:06:42,158 --> 00:06:45,895 So if you get bored or anything, hit me up. 158 00:06:47,463 --> 00:06:48,965 Whatever. 159 00:06:49,032 --> 00:06:50,967 Bye. 160 00:07:12,288 --> 00:07:13,223 - Hey, man. 161 00:07:13,289 --> 00:07:14,557 Help us out? 162 00:07:14,591 --> 00:07:16,426 - What do you need? 163 00:07:16,492 --> 00:07:18,595 - Beer. 164 00:07:18,695 --> 00:07:22,465 - Yeah, my buddy and I forgot our IDs at home. 165 00:07:23,933 --> 00:07:26,135 I don't know, I could get arrested. 166 00:07:26,169 --> 00:07:27,303 - Come on. 167 00:07:27,337 --> 00:07:29,138 We'll give you some. 168 00:07:29,239 --> 00:07:31,274 - I don't drink. 169 00:07:33,309 --> 00:07:34,244 - OK. 170 00:07:34,344 --> 00:07:35,378 What about weed? 171 00:07:35,445 --> 00:07:37,580 - Do I look like I do drugs? 172 00:07:37,647 --> 00:07:38,982 - Uh-- 173 00:07:39,015 --> 00:07:41,451 - Well, you don't look like you'd turn them down. 174 00:07:41,484 --> 00:07:43,853 - That's funny. 175 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,854 Just get the hell out of here, all right? 176 00:07:44,954 --> 00:07:46,222 Y'all are spoiled pricks. 177 00:07:46,322 --> 00:07:47,890 Go. 178 00:07:49,758 --> 00:07:51,194 - Let's go, dude. - All right, dude. 179 00:07:51,227 --> 00:07:52,595 - Good God! 180 00:07:52,629 --> 00:07:53,696 - Dude, am I crazy, 181 00:07:53,762 --> 00:07:54,998 or did that guy smell hella good? 182 00:07:56,065 --> 00:07:57,567 I thought the same thing, yo! 183 00:07:57,634 --> 00:08:01,571 - Like--like cologne but super fancy. 184 00:08:01,671 --> 00:08:04,040 - Hey, let's try this asswipe. 185 00:08:05,341 --> 00:08:06,276 - Hey, lady! 186 00:08:11,614 --> 00:08:16,619 - Bro, that's your fake mom. 187 00:08:27,397 --> 00:08:29,299 Stick it back under the brick. 188 00:08:32,602 --> 00:08:35,338 - This is bananas. 189 00:08:35,405 --> 00:08:39,475 - No matter what happens, she can never read that text. 190 00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:43,980 OK, so Keith came downstairs to make a quesadilla. 191 00:08:44,047 --> 00:08:45,548 It has to be here somewhere. 192 00:08:45,615 --> 00:08:47,917 - Right there. - Oh. 193 00:08:52,422 --> 00:08:56,025 Um, try Doug's birthday. 194 00:08:56,092 --> 00:08:58,261 092591. 195 00:08:59,862 --> 00:09:01,799 Oh, God damn it. - Think. 196 00:09:01,864 --> 00:09:04,000 - Maybe--maybe her street address. 197 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:05,368 - That's not enough numbers. 198 00:09:05,435 --> 00:09:08,071 - Honey, what are you doing? 199 00:09:08,171 --> 00:09:10,540 You better not be eating again. 200 00:09:24,721 --> 00:09:26,422 Alice, wh-- 201 00:09:32,395 --> 00:09:33,129 - What are you doing? 202 00:09:33,563 --> 00:09:35,598 - I let myself in. 203 00:09:35,732 --> 00:09:38,368 I didn't mean to scare you. 204 00:09:38,434 --> 00:09:41,137 - What time is it? 205 00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:42,939 - Late. 206 00:09:43,005 --> 00:09:44,440 Is Doug here? 207 00:09:44,474 --> 00:09:45,475 - Uh, no, no. 208 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:47,276 We sent him to the cabin. 209 00:09:47,377 --> 00:09:49,679 - Uh, I was-- 210 00:09:49,746 --> 00:09:50,747 I was worried. 211 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,782 - Ah, well, don't be. 212 00:09:52,850 --> 00:09:55,017 His dad is, uh--is joining him tomorrow. 213 00:09:59,823 --> 00:10:02,091 Is Keith's car in the driveway? 214 00:10:04,727 --> 00:10:07,296 - I didn't see it. 215 00:10:07,363 --> 00:10:10,066 - That man is always 216 00:10:10,099 --> 00:10:12,368 at some fast-food drive-through, 217 00:10:12,402 --> 00:10:15,538 stuffing his face, thinking I won't wake up. 218 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:23,045 Well, since no one's sleeping, how about some tea? 219 00:10:25,782 --> 00:10:28,117 - I--I feel terrible, uh... 220 00:10:31,921 --> 00:10:34,257 About what happened tonight. 221 00:10:34,357 --> 00:10:36,794 - Well, it was embarrassing for everyone. 222 00:10:39,562 --> 00:10:41,832 - Is Doug OK? 223 00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:43,766 - You really care? 224 00:10:44,835 --> 00:10:47,670 - He's still my husband. 225 00:10:51,842 --> 00:10:55,111 - Then let's talk honestly for once. 226 00:10:55,178 --> 00:10:56,712 - OK. 227 00:10:56,814 --> 00:10:59,949 - You can't fake a marriage, Alice. 228 00:10:59,982 --> 00:11:03,419 - Doug means everything to me. 229 00:11:03,553 --> 00:11:05,555 - That doesn't mean there isn't some tiny bit 230 00:11:05,588 --> 00:11:08,724 of room for someone else. 231 00:11:08,826 --> 00:11:10,393 - I've never cheated, Patty. 232 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:13,196 - But if you stay in this game long enough, 233 00:11:13,262 --> 00:11:15,965 then there's bound to be another man 234 00:11:16,032 --> 00:11:19,569 who gets you better than your husband. 235 00:11:25,741 --> 00:11:27,009 - How'd it go? 236 00:11:27,109 --> 00:11:28,344 - Let's just get out of here. 237 00:11:28,444 --> 00:11:32,315 - What if we had to make a slight detour first? 238 00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:33,516 - What? 239 00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:37,787 - OK, so remember when you were in high school 240 00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:39,088 and your parents were like, 241 00:11:39,155 --> 00:11:40,456 "If you ever get drunk at a party, 242 00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:42,325 "we'd rather you call us and drive home, 243 00:11:42,425 --> 00:11:44,460 and we promise you won't get punished." 244 00:11:44,494 --> 00:11:46,128 And then you fall for it and you get grounded 245 00:11:46,229 --> 00:11:47,330 for, like, a month. 246 00:11:47,463 --> 00:11:48,631 And then that's, like, the last time you ever 247 00:11:48,764 --> 00:11:50,600 call them for anything ever again. 248 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,335 - What? 249 00:12:00,476 --> 00:12:01,979 Are you kidding? 250 00:12:02,111 --> 00:12:03,914 - They're out here wasted, trying to buy beer. 251 00:12:03,981 --> 00:12:05,314 - Why is that our problem? 252 00:12:05,348 --> 00:12:06,649 - Because he could get arrested. 253 00:12:06,749 --> 00:12:08,317 - I'm sorry, but how is that 254 00:12:08,351 --> 00:12:11,287 more important than us going to prison? 255 00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:19,128 - Because I want him to know that he can count on me. 256 00:12:19,228 --> 00:12:22,966 - Or you could just get a new garden intern. 257 00:12:29,973 --> 00:12:34,176 - He might be more than just a garden intern. 258 00:12:38,681 --> 00:12:41,818 - That's not what's going on. 259 00:12:41,885 --> 00:12:42,853 - Come on. 260 00:12:42,953 --> 00:12:43,887 Wife to wife. 261 00:12:43,954 --> 00:12:46,188 - No. 262 00:12:47,323 --> 00:12:50,293 - So you mean to tell me 263 00:12:50,393 --> 00:12:54,831 that you have no feelings whatsoever for your friend? 264 00:12:54,865 --> 00:12:56,332 Not even a pang? 265 00:12:56,365 --> 00:12:57,500 - Patty! 266 00:12:57,533 --> 00:12:59,101 - Oh, come on. 267 00:12:59,168 --> 00:13:01,771 I mean, let's just lay the cards on the table. 268 00:13:01,805 --> 00:13:04,073 - OK, you're right. 269 00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:08,210 - Which part? 270 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:14,750 - Maybe there is something else with Brett 271 00:13:14,818 --> 00:13:18,321 that, um, I've just ignored. 272 00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:21,324 - Mm-hmm. 273 00:13:23,326 --> 00:13:26,629 All this real talk is making me hungry. 274 00:13:28,065 --> 00:13:30,000 You want a burger? 275 00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:32,335 Keith says that calories don't really count 276 00:13:32,401 --> 00:13:34,071 between midnight and 8:00 a.m., so... 277 00:13:36,272 --> 00:13:38,374 Oh, you know what? I-- 278 00:13:38,441 --> 00:13:40,978 I can't read a damn thing without my glasses. 279 00:13:41,044 --> 00:13:43,546 Uh, OK. 280 00:13:43,613 --> 00:13:46,515 Don't get old, Alice! 281 00:13:56,292 --> 00:13:58,661 Uh, so what do you want? 282 00:13:58,728 --> 00:14:00,864 - I'm good. 283 00:14:00,897 --> 00:14:04,067 - Oh, you mean to tell me 284 00:14:04,101 --> 00:14:06,870 you don't do fries with that metabolism? 285 00:14:07,004 --> 00:14:10,073 - I'm just exhausted. 286 00:14:10,107 --> 00:14:13,609 - Well, marriage will do that to you, Alice. 287 00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:20,050 Look, it's long and hard and complicated. 288 00:14:20,117 --> 00:14:23,619 But if you're faking it, you're not in it. 289 00:14:26,890 --> 00:14:29,392 - I'm in it, Patty. 290 00:14:31,928 --> 00:14:33,429 - It took me a long time 291 00:14:33,496 --> 00:14:37,700 to appreciate what I have in Keith. 292 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,510 - Uh, you'll never know 293 00:14:47,543 --> 00:14:52,115 how sorry I am about what happened tonight. 294 00:14:54,818 --> 00:14:58,320 - Don't waste all that time if it isn't right. 295 00:15:01,524 --> 00:15:03,325 OK. 296 00:15:07,463 --> 00:15:09,699 But I might leave him if he doesn't text me back 297 00:15:09,765 --> 00:15:11,802 about those fries. 298 00:15:14,805 --> 00:15:15,972 - Thank you. 299 00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:17,673 - Never let 'em see you yawn, brother. 300 00:15:17,773 --> 00:15:20,209 - Yeah, well, overnights are kicking my ass. 301 00:15:20,342 --> 00:15:21,577 - You got to embrace it. 302 00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:23,479 You got to be one with the darkness. 303 00:15:23,512 --> 00:15:25,648 - We're not killing vampires. 304 00:15:25,748 --> 00:15:27,483 We're babysitting drunks. 305 00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:29,285 - If that's how you want to see it. 306 00:15:29,318 --> 00:15:30,854 - Well, it's not gonna get me to division chief. 307 00:15:30,987 --> 00:15:34,191 - You got half the town at that charity event tonight. 308 00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:35,324 - So what? 309 00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:36,759 - Well, think about it. 310 00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:40,931 You got a bunch of rich people all being rich together. 311 00:15:40,997 --> 00:15:42,866 - What is the worst that can happen? 312 00:15:42,966 --> 00:15:44,400 Oh, come on, man. 313 00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:46,469 Listen, every case that comes through that door 314 00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:48,437 could be the one to get your feet on the ladder. 315 00:15:48,504 --> 00:15:50,773 - Lady witnessed some kind of fight at the gala. 316 00:15:50,841 --> 00:15:52,708 Two guys trashed the place. 317 00:15:56,612 --> 00:15:57,646 - See? 318 00:15:57,747 --> 00:15:58,849 There you go. 319 00:16:08,992 --> 00:16:09,793 - Our crew is counting on us. 320 00:16:10,193 --> 00:16:11,460 - Not my problem. 321 00:16:11,527 --> 00:16:14,263 - We can't show up empty-handed. 322 00:16:14,296 --> 00:16:18,634 - Dude, your mom's fire. 323 00:16:18,734 --> 00:16:21,104 - I think your friend's had enough to drink. 324 00:16:21,171 --> 00:16:23,639 - You're en fuego too. 325 00:16:25,075 --> 00:16:26,243 - Lovely. 326 00:16:28,011 --> 00:16:29,012 - All I'm saying is, 327 00:16:29,112 --> 00:16:30,814 I think there's a real opportunity here. 328 00:16:32,314 --> 00:16:33,549 This is your moment to decide 329 00:16:33,649 --> 00:16:35,986 what kind of mom you want to be: 330 00:16:36,052 --> 00:16:39,089 lame mom or cool mom. 331 00:16:39,189 --> 00:16:41,224 - How about just mom? 332 00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,859 Lame. 333 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,963 Oh, my God! - There's a phone. 334 00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:48,899 - Yeah. It's how calls work. 335 00:16:50,332 --> 00:16:51,700 - Who's Wifey? 336 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,402 - Uh, just a friend. 337 00:16:53,469 --> 00:16:54,838 - Who you call Wifey? 338 00:16:54,938 --> 00:16:56,173 - What do we do? 339 00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:58,307 - Send it to voicemail. 340 00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:07,851 - Whose car is this? 341 00:17:09,585 --> 00:17:11,787 - Guys, I don't feel too good. 342 00:17:11,888 --> 00:17:13,622 - Open the window! 343 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:15,992 - It's locked. 344 00:17:16,092 --> 00:17:17,593 - Uh-- 345 00:17:17,626 --> 00:17:18,929 - Stop, stop, stop, stop! 346 00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:36,813 - Did you guys steal this car? 347 00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:40,716 - One six-pack. 348 00:17:52,695 --> 00:17:55,131 - I'm solid. 349 00:18:10,947 --> 00:18:12,148 - All right. 350 00:18:15,384 --> 00:18:16,920 They should be here by now. 351 00:18:16,953 --> 00:18:17,921 - Oh, God. 352 00:18:18,021 --> 00:18:20,489 What do we do? 353 00:18:20,589 --> 00:18:22,225 - Just hold our breath. 354 00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:48,784 - Hey, it's Lexi. Leave a message. 355 00:18:56,159 --> 00:18:58,995 - Hey, Lexi. 356 00:18:59,029 --> 00:19:00,496 - Stop stalking me. 357 00:19:00,596 --> 00:19:02,999 - All you have to do is pick up your phone. 358 00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:04,700 - Did you put another tracker on my car? 359 00:19:04,801 --> 00:19:06,369 - Yeah, that's what I do for a living. 360 00:19:06,435 --> 00:19:09,306 - Go back to work. 361 00:19:09,406 --> 00:19:11,473 - Hey, everything OK here? 362 00:19:11,573 --> 00:19:13,143 - None of your business, tough guy. 363 00:19:13,243 --> 00:19:14,710 - He's my boss. 364 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,849 I'll be inside if you need me. 365 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,620 - Why are you working so late on a school night? 366 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,689 - Because I can't pay tuition, Dad. 367 00:19:26,755 --> 00:19:29,359 - What about that birthday check I sent you? 368 00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:32,561 That covered, like, one book. 369 00:19:32,661 --> 00:19:34,297 - How much do you need? 370 00:19:34,364 --> 00:19:35,764 - Don't worry about it. 371 00:19:35,832 --> 00:19:38,134 - That's why I'm here, because I worry about you. 372 00:19:38,168 --> 00:19:39,436 - Awesome. 373 00:19:39,535 --> 00:19:41,137 I'll get you a World's Greatest Dad T-shirt. 374 00:19:41,204 --> 00:19:44,207 - Just give me another shot. 375 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,741 - Bourbon or tequila? 376 00:19:47,776 --> 00:19:49,712 - I'm not that person anymore. 377 00:19:49,778 --> 00:19:51,281 - Oh? You moved on to scotch. 378 00:19:51,381 --> 00:19:53,116 - OK. 379 00:19:53,216 --> 00:19:54,284 OK. 380 00:19:54,351 --> 00:19:55,751 Fair enough. 381 00:19:57,253 --> 00:20:00,090 Truce, please? 382 00:20:06,863 --> 00:20:08,898 Fine. 383 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,566 - How much is tuition? 384 00:20:10,632 --> 00:20:11,600 - You can't afford it. 385 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,170 - That's my problem, not yours. 386 00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:22,946 - Just don't break my heart again. 387 00:20:34,391 --> 00:20:35,657 - I'm sorry about your car. 388 00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:37,193 - Oh. That's OK. I don't-- 389 00:20:39,129 --> 00:20:40,330 OK. 390 00:20:40,363 --> 00:20:42,198 Thank you. 391 00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:48,537 - Or whosever it is. 392 00:20:50,473 --> 00:20:52,741 - How you getting home? 393 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:57,347 - Uh, I've been crashing here for a little while, actually. 394 00:20:57,447 --> 00:21:00,083 - Why? 395 00:21:00,183 --> 00:21:02,551 - My mom's pissed at me. 396 00:21:02,651 --> 00:21:05,687 - What'd you do this time? 397 00:21:08,491 --> 00:21:11,560 - I told her that I want to hang with you more. 398 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,497 - Oh. 399 00:21:17,599 --> 00:21:19,869 I'd like that. 400 00:21:22,839 --> 00:21:24,841 - Thanks for being so cool. 401 00:21:28,211 --> 00:21:29,512 - OK. 402 00:21:29,578 --> 00:21:30,847 Love you. - What? 403 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,982 - Oh, no. Not in a weird way. 404 00:21:33,049 --> 00:21:34,317 - That was like a... - Oh, no, yeah. 405 00:21:34,350 --> 00:21:35,717 - Hey, man. Love you. 406 00:21:35,819 --> 00:21:37,821 - Yeah. Yeah, I got it. - You get it. OK, I'm gonna go. 407 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,155 - OK. 408 00:21:44,994 --> 00:21:46,162 - Nice. 409 00:21:48,364 --> 00:21:51,868 Dude, she got us nonalcoholic. 410 00:21:51,968 --> 00:21:53,036 - Bro! 411 00:21:58,975 --> 00:22:00,944 - I'm sorry about all that. 412 00:22:03,913 --> 00:22:05,982 - It's OK. 413 00:22:07,484 --> 00:22:09,252 - I didn't know what to do. 414 00:22:12,654 --> 00:22:15,091 - You did what any good mom would do. 415 00:22:25,368 --> 00:22:28,304 You really think we're gonna get away with all this? 416 00:22:29,939 --> 00:22:31,975 - We don't have a choice. 417 00:22:39,315 --> 00:22:42,318 - I mean, even if they did get pulled over for something, 418 00:22:42,418 --> 00:22:44,120 it doesn't mean they got arrested. 419 00:22:44,187 --> 00:22:45,822 - But if they didn't get arrested, 420 00:22:45,889 --> 00:22:48,358 why wouldn't they be here? 421 00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:50,059 - Oh, man. 422 00:23:00,669 --> 00:23:02,205 - Let's say we get through this. 423 00:23:02,305 --> 00:23:03,705 - OK. 424 00:23:03,772 --> 00:23:05,241 - Then what? 425 00:23:05,275 --> 00:23:06,943 - What do you mean? 426 00:23:07,043 --> 00:23:10,280 - How--how are we supposed to wake up tomorrow 427 00:23:10,346 --> 00:23:15,418 and make breakfast with this seared in our brains? 428 00:23:15,485 --> 00:23:17,120 - I don't know. 429 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:18,754 - Here's an omelet, Doug. 430 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,823 Would you like a fork, 431 00:23:20,890 --> 00:23:24,227 like the pickax that was in your dad? 432 00:23:24,327 --> 00:23:28,198 Or maybe a spoon to shovel some sugar over your cereal, 433 00:23:28,264 --> 00:23:31,968 like the--the dirt that I dumped on your dad? 434 00:23:35,737 --> 00:23:37,340 - You guys eat big breakfasts. 435 00:23:40,843 --> 00:23:42,778 - Patty was right about me. 436 00:23:42,845 --> 00:23:46,249 - The same woman who shot your dog. 437 00:23:47,483 --> 00:23:49,085 - God. 438 00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:55,158 You're a good friend. 439 00:23:58,727 --> 00:24:00,697 Oh, thank God. 440 00:24:00,762 --> 00:24:03,433 - Wait, that's not them. 441 00:24:05,468 --> 00:24:07,403 - What do you mean? 442 00:24:07,503 --> 00:24:09,138 - It's a cop. 443 00:24:10,506 --> 00:24:12,242 - Oh! 444 00:24:12,342 --> 00:24:13,943 Oh! 445 00:24:17,981 --> 00:24:19,415 - This is not good. 446 00:24:22,285 --> 00:24:23,319 - Here. 447 00:24:23,386 --> 00:24:26,289 Go with it. - What? 448 00:24:41,671 --> 00:24:43,473 - Attention, lovebirds. 449 00:24:43,539 --> 00:24:46,009 This is private property. 450 00:24:46,042 --> 00:24:47,477 So you don't have to go home, 451 00:24:47,543 --> 00:24:50,613 but you should go home. 452 00:25:24,747 --> 00:25:28,551 - Did you mean what you said to Patty? 453 00:25:28,618 --> 00:25:29,719 - Does it matter? 454 00:25:29,786 --> 00:25:31,554 - Kinda. 455 00:25:31,587 --> 00:25:32,989 - Our lives are already a mess. 456 00:25:33,089 --> 00:25:35,425 - Just answer the question. 457 00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:37,493 - And then what? 458 00:25:38,895 --> 00:25:40,863 - I don't know. 459 00:25:40,897 --> 00:25:45,535 - What, we pretend like-- like I'm not married 460 00:25:45,568 --> 00:25:49,539 and that we're not about to bury my father-in-law? 461 00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:55,144 It's about time. - Uh-- 462 00:26:08,257 --> 00:26:10,293 - What are we gonna do about their car? 463 00:26:12,328 --> 00:26:14,297 - All right. 464 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,165 We take it to one of those chop shops downtown. 465 00:26:16,232 --> 00:26:17,801 Parts get sold off across the country. 466 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,303 - What about DNA? 467 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,372 - We'll strip the fabric from the trunk. 468 00:26:24,307 --> 00:26:28,411 - That, uh--that only takes care of the blood. 469 00:26:30,146 --> 00:26:32,415 - What about the back seat? 470 00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:35,551 - Who was in the back seat? 471 00:26:40,656 --> 00:26:41,591 Dude. 472 00:26:41,657 --> 00:26:43,326 Oh, God! It's everywhere. 473 00:26:49,132 --> 00:26:49,932 Wifey. 474 00:26:50,032 --> 00:26:51,601 - Oh, God, it's Patty again. 475 00:26:53,770 --> 00:26:56,172 You got to text her something. 476 00:26:56,272 --> 00:26:57,373 - No. 477 00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:59,442 - OK, her next call is gonna be to the cops. 478 00:27:06,949 --> 00:27:09,152 - What do I say? 479 00:27:09,185 --> 00:27:11,889 - Whatever buys us the most time. 480 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:20,730 - It's not the worst thing we've done tonight. 481 00:27:20,798 --> 00:27:23,499 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 482 00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:26,402 - We'll do it together, OK? 483 00:27:26,469 --> 00:27:27,470 - Yeah. 484 00:28:03,941 --> 00:28:05,775 - Wait, where's the phone? 485 00:28:05,876 --> 00:28:08,411 And where's Birdie? 486 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,114 - We made a deal. - I know. 487 00:28:12,181 --> 00:28:13,583 - No more secrets. 488 00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:25,394 - Have you been up all night? 489 00:28:25,461 --> 00:28:27,263 - Still can't sleep. 490 00:28:27,363 --> 00:28:30,968 - You're gonna pass out during your soccer game today. 491 00:28:31,067 --> 00:28:34,704 - Not if the monsters eat me first. 492 00:28:34,770 --> 00:28:36,840 - OK. 493 00:28:36,874 --> 00:28:39,843 Where are they? 494 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,687 Sorry. 495 00:28:51,822 --> 00:28:53,656 Just your jacket. 496 00:28:53,723 --> 00:28:55,558 Did you check under the bed? 497 00:28:55,591 --> 00:28:56,626 - No. 498 00:28:56,659 --> 00:28:59,462 - Oh, they love it down there. 499 00:29:05,601 --> 00:29:06,837 Puppy. 500 00:29:06,904 --> 00:29:08,371 - I've been looking for him. 501 00:29:08,437 --> 00:29:09,639 - Yeah. 502 00:29:15,946 --> 00:29:17,513 Can I ask you something? 503 00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:19,883 - Mm-hmm. 504 00:29:19,983 --> 00:29:22,051 - Why would a monster want to eat you? 505 00:29:22,084 --> 00:29:24,487 - I did something bad. 506 00:29:27,290 --> 00:29:29,525 - Everyone does bad things. 507 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:33,729 - I spilled my juice box on Daddy's laptop. 508 00:29:33,763 --> 00:29:35,097 - Oh. 509 00:29:35,131 --> 00:29:37,133 Well, that sounds like an accident. 510 00:29:37,199 --> 00:29:39,602 - But I blamed Julie. 511 00:29:39,669 --> 00:29:41,838 - Well, what did Daddy say? 512 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:44,774 - We need a new babysitter. 513 00:29:44,808 --> 00:29:46,944 - He was just upset. 514 00:29:46,977 --> 00:29:51,815 - Should I tell him it was me? 515 00:29:51,882 --> 00:29:53,683 - Well... 516 00:29:57,854 --> 00:29:59,957 It won't fix his laptop. 517 00:30:05,963 --> 00:30:08,899 Just because you do a bad thing 518 00:30:08,999 --> 00:30:11,400 doesn't make you a bad person. 519 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,781 - Can I help you, ma'am? 520 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,820 - I'm here to see Joel. 521 00:30:29,853 --> 00:30:32,288 - Are you a friend? 522 00:30:32,355 --> 00:30:34,024 - I was. 523 00:30:34,091 --> 00:30:35,926 - Follow me. 524 00:31:05,187 --> 00:31:07,556 - Come on. Open up. Zoe has to go to the bathroom. 525 00:31:11,727 --> 00:31:13,096 - Hey! 526 00:31:13,130 --> 00:31:14,430 Come here. 527 00:31:20,202 --> 00:31:22,271 - Daddy, I got to pee. 528 00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:23,840 - I can't breathe. - I know. 529 00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:25,042 I just missed you guys. 530 00:31:25,075 --> 00:31:27,044 - You just saw them yesterday. 531 00:31:27,110 --> 00:31:29,378 - OK, OK. 532 00:31:31,614 --> 00:31:32,983 - Wow! 533 00:31:33,050 --> 00:31:34,550 How late were you out? 534 00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:39,622 - Oh, uh, you know, lost track. 535 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:40,924 - Oh. 536 00:31:40,991 --> 00:31:42,092 Who were you with? 537 00:31:42,191 --> 00:31:44,727 - Uh, friends. 538 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,729 - Who? 539 00:31:48,098 --> 00:31:50,000 - I don't even remember. 540 00:31:50,067 --> 00:31:51,701 I had a lot to drink. 541 00:31:55,738 --> 00:31:58,274 - Is that why you pulled me on the dance floor? 542 00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,878 - Huh? 543 00:32:01,945 --> 00:32:03,746 - Because you were so drunk? 544 00:32:07,084 --> 00:32:11,021 I'm just, like... 545 00:32:11,088 --> 00:32:12,956 really freaked out. 546 00:32:13,023 --> 00:32:15,058 - Yeah. 547 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:16,459 Me too. 548 00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:17,426 - Melissa-- 549 00:32:17,526 --> 00:32:20,197 - That doesn't mean that we can't... 550 00:32:20,262 --> 00:32:22,364 like, try again. 551 00:32:23,499 --> 00:32:25,534 - Um... 552 00:32:25,634 --> 00:32:28,237 maybe we shouldn't just jump into this. 553 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,741 - What's that mean? 554 00:32:33,009 --> 00:32:35,578 - Uh, it's complicated. 555 00:32:35,678 --> 00:32:38,014 OK? 556 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,249 - Well, you seemed to have it all figured out last night. 557 00:32:40,316 --> 00:32:43,519 - Well, I'm not in the best place right now. 558 00:32:46,189 --> 00:32:47,924 - Are you serious? 559 00:32:50,026 --> 00:32:51,627 - It wouldn't be fair to you. 560 00:32:51,727 --> 00:32:53,063 - You know, I just-- 561 00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:56,398 I kind of can't understand what changed literally overnight. 562 00:32:58,168 --> 00:32:59,936 - Nothing I could ever explain. 563 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,341 - OK. 564 00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:06,910 Thanks for the update. 565 00:33:07,010 --> 00:33:08,511 - No, wait. 566 00:33:08,644 --> 00:33:10,013 - No, you know, you don't have to do the whole, like, 567 00:33:10,046 --> 00:33:11,313 "it's not you, it's me" thing. 568 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:12,448 I--I get it. 569 00:33:12,515 --> 00:33:13,917 - No, I highly doubt that. 570 00:33:13,984 --> 00:33:16,019 - Come on. 571 00:33:16,052 --> 00:33:17,921 It was a stupid idea anyways. 572 00:33:18,054 --> 00:33:20,090 - Why? 573 00:33:21,024 --> 00:33:24,560 - We were never gonna fix something this broken, right? 574 00:34:10,307 --> 00:34:12,142 - Marilyn? 575 00:34:12,209 --> 00:34:13,910 Whoa, just slow--slow down. 576 00:34:13,977 --> 00:34:15,611 Slow down, OK? 577 00:34:15,644 --> 00:34:16,712 What? 578 00:34:16,779 --> 00:34:18,915 No, I haven't listened to your voicemail yet. 579 00:34:18,982 --> 00:34:22,853 I--oh, my God. 580 00:34:22,953 --> 00:34:25,989 OK, OK, OK. 581 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,490 I'm coming. 582 00:34:40,402 --> 00:34:43,639 - My friends and I sort of murdered someone. 583 00:34:43,672 --> 00:34:44,808 - Show me. 584 00:34:52,349 --> 00:34:53,482 All right. 585 00:34:56,119 --> 00:34:58,221 Let's do this. 586 00:34:58,288 --> 00:34:59,622 - Now? 587 00:34:59,655 --> 00:35:02,192 - Would you rather wait till the store is open? 588 00:35:02,259 --> 00:35:04,693 - We cleaned everything. 589 00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:07,197 - Trust me-- 590 00:35:07,264 --> 00:35:10,000 there's always evidence. 591 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:14,037 - I really don't want to go back there. 592 00:35:14,104 --> 00:35:16,006 - Oh, I'm sorry, but, uh... 593 00:35:18,641 --> 00:35:20,776 I'm really gonna need you to walk me through it. 594 00:35:22,711 --> 00:35:25,815 - Can't I just tell you how to get inside? 595 00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:28,717 - Homicide's still gonna need your statement. 596 00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:30,419 - Why do we need to involve them? 597 00:35:30,452 --> 00:35:32,355 - Because that's what happens 598 00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:34,090 when you're charged with murder. 599 00:35:38,295 --> 00:35:40,297 - I was sort of hoping that 600 00:35:40,397 --> 00:35:43,465 we could keep this just between the two of us. 601 00:35:43,532 --> 00:35:45,302 - Let me get this straight. 602 00:35:45,335 --> 00:35:47,237 You rip out my heart, 603 00:35:47,337 --> 00:35:49,538 and now you expect me to help you? 604 00:35:49,638 --> 00:35:51,408 - Can't I just owe you a favor? 605 00:35:51,473 --> 00:35:53,376 - You then spiked it on the ground 606 00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:54,945 while it was still barely beating 607 00:35:55,011 --> 00:36:00,050 and then you stomped all over it for sport. 608 00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:02,919 - OK, I could have handled that differently. 609 00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:04,988 - Yeah, I've got notes. 610 00:36:05,055 --> 00:36:06,990 - I needed to make sure that you wouldn't come back. 611 00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:07,891 - Mission accomplished. 612 00:36:07,924 --> 00:36:09,859 - Because I would have wanted you to. 613 00:36:11,493 --> 00:36:13,196 And then we would have had tons of hot sex 614 00:36:13,263 --> 00:36:15,698 because there is no other kind with us. 615 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:17,334 And then I would have felt terrible 616 00:36:17,367 --> 00:36:18,401 and broken up with you again, 617 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:19,668 and then more hot sex, 618 00:36:19,735 --> 00:36:22,138 except now it's even hotter because you're mad. 619 00:36:22,205 --> 00:36:25,208 And the cycle just repeats itself over and over again, 620 00:36:25,241 --> 00:36:26,608 like a snake eating its tail. 621 00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:28,345 - And what is wrong with that? 622 00:36:28,378 --> 00:36:30,013 - It's not fair! - To who? 623 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,480 - Everyone! 624 00:36:34,851 --> 00:36:36,419 - You know you could have just broken up with me 625 00:36:36,518 --> 00:36:39,255 over a text like a normal person. 626 00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,958 - There's nothing normal about this, Joel. 627 00:36:43,126 --> 00:36:44,593 - Mm. 628 00:36:47,097 --> 00:36:48,697 It's good you came in first. 629 00:36:48,798 --> 00:36:50,733 The DA will take it easy, 630 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,936 and you'll do less time than your friends. 631 00:36:53,003 --> 00:36:54,603 - I can't sell them out. 632 00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:56,206 - It's the only way to avoid a long sentence. 633 00:36:56,306 --> 00:36:57,506 - I can't do that either. 634 00:36:57,539 --> 00:36:59,209 - You might surprise yourself. 635 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:03,213 They've got toilet wine. 636 00:37:03,313 --> 00:37:06,615 - I can't have our baby behind bars. 637 00:37:31,508 --> 00:37:35,045 - I probably would have covered up a murder for you anyway. 638 00:37:36,413 --> 00:37:38,747 - That's not the only reason I told you. 639 00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:48,425 - How the hell are we gonna do this? 640 00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:52,728 - I don't know. 641 00:37:52,796 --> 00:37:55,631 But I know I only want to do it with you. 642 00:38:01,471 --> 00:38:03,807 - And you're 100% sure that it's-- 643 00:38:03,873 --> 00:38:05,241 - Oh, God! 644 00:38:05,308 --> 00:38:07,544 Nothing happened with my ex. 645 00:38:07,609 --> 00:38:10,547 - But you're such a good liar. 646 00:38:10,612 --> 00:38:13,715 - Well, then why don't you give me that polygraph? 647 00:38:26,563 --> 00:38:29,099 - They only had decaf freshly brewed. 648 00:38:31,401 --> 00:38:33,269 - My fave. 649 00:38:33,403 --> 00:38:37,739 - Um, thank you so much for meeting me on short notice. 650 00:38:37,773 --> 00:38:39,375 I didn't know if you'd be hungry. 651 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:42,512 - Oh, maybe later. 652 00:38:42,545 --> 00:38:46,715 - So this is gonna sound a little bit strange. 653 00:38:46,850 --> 00:38:50,186 The guy that you've been following for my husband. 654 00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:53,490 - My boy Brett. 655 00:38:53,556 --> 00:38:57,160 - What exactly have you found on him? 656 00:39:01,431 --> 00:39:03,399 Not a damn thing. 657 00:39:06,536 --> 00:39:08,004 - Oh. 658 00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:13,076 - Oh, sorry. - Oh, no, do your chair. 659 00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:14,511 - No, I don't have to. 660 00:39:17,247 --> 00:39:19,482 - Did you get any sleep? 661 00:39:19,549 --> 00:39:20,984 - No. 662 00:39:34,464 --> 00:39:36,499 - Think we'll ever be the same? 663 00:39:36,533 --> 00:39:40,370 - Maybe someday. 664 00:39:40,403 --> 00:39:43,072 - I meant us. 665 00:39:46,643 --> 00:39:49,279 - Oh, hey. 666 00:39:49,312 --> 00:39:50,647 Has anyone heard from Birdie? 667 00:39:50,712 --> 00:39:52,882 - Just goes straight to voicemail. 668 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:57,220 - And why is Marilyn calling a goddamn meeting so early? 669 00:39:57,287 --> 00:39:59,322 Shouldn't she be at home with her goddamn cat? 670 00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:03,259 - How are we ever gonna get the quilt back? 671 00:40:03,293 --> 00:40:04,294 - We're not. 672 00:40:04,327 --> 00:40:06,229 - How are we ever gonna get that phone back? 673 00:40:06,296 --> 00:40:08,097 - We're not. 674 00:40:16,772 --> 00:40:18,740 There's just no way this ends well. 675 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:21,578 - Everything leads back to us. 676 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,782 - When a garden goes fallow, 677 00:40:26,849 --> 00:40:29,118 it may seem like there's nothing to do. 678 00:40:44,434 --> 00:40:47,637 - Even though it just looks like a bunch of empty soil, 679 00:40:47,736 --> 00:40:50,540 it's actually the most crucial time. 680 00:40:59,048 --> 00:41:00,749 - The slightest misstep, 681 00:41:00,817 --> 00:41:03,052 like adding too much fertilizer, 682 00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:06,289 can create problems for generations to come. 683 00:41:11,628 --> 00:41:14,264 - Looks like she bought it. 684 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:17,200 - So we dump it in some frozen lake by their cabin? 685 00:41:17,233 --> 00:41:20,370 - No, he's not going ice fishing. 686 00:41:20,470 --> 00:41:22,071 - Where is he going? 687 00:41:22,205 --> 00:41:24,173 - Shopping. 688 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,376 - For what? 689 00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:29,545 - His new life. 690 00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,281 - That's why you have to be willing 691 00:41:31,314 --> 00:41:35,251 to roll up your sleeves and get your hands dirty. 692 00:41:40,523 --> 00:41:44,594 Whatever it takes to protect the garden you love. 693 00:41:46,229 --> 00:41:47,864 - Good news, baby. 694 00:41:47,997 --> 00:41:50,066 I found a way to get you that tuition. 46426

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