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Previously on Georgie and
Mandy's First Marriage...
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Hey, Connie.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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(phone rings)
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Who calls a pay phone?
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(whispers):
Are you selling drugs?
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Don't be crazy,
I'm not a drug dealer.
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Okay, well, then what?
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I'm a bookie.
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If you need money, why don't you
just go out and get a real job?
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I made 700 bucks
yesterday.
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What did you make?
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I'm not handling any money.
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I just take bets for
her when Dale's home.
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That's still illegal.
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What are you thinking?
You're a mom!
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Oh, come on, I supported
your criminal activities.
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The least you can
do is support mine.
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♪ ♪
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There you go.
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Oh, hey, Connie.
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Hey.
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I just need
a cup of coffee to go.
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Yeah, sure, no problem.
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And to see if you might be
interested in a little, uh...
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side work.
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(gasps)
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Are we talking bookie work?
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Thank you for saying that
out loud.
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(whispers):
Sorry, I get excited.
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I just need a little help
with a sticky collection.
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Okay, who is it?
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Your dad.
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That is sticky.
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♪ ♪
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(coos)
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♪ ♪
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Oh, there you are.
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Yep.
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Doing my own laundry
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'cause that's just the kind
of husband I am.
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You want me to give you a medal?
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Mm, medal's
a bit much, but...
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there might be other stuff
you could give me.
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Do you ever think
about anything else?
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Not really.
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It's impressive
I get anything done.
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Well, anyway,
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your meemaw asked me
to help her out
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with a little business.
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Bookie business?
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Hey, be cool, okay?
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We don't say it out loud.
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I thought
you were done with that.
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I was, but...
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this is a special circumstance.
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What's going on?
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Well, it seems my dad lost money
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to her and hasn't paid her yet.
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Aw, man.
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I'm sorry she put you
in the middle of this.
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Um, actually, it's great.
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What?
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Yeah, I mean,
he's always giving me crap
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about how I am with money,
and now I got him.
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Honestly, this must be
what heroin feels like.
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Well, you're not upset
your dad's gambling?
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Hello, I got him.
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TV ANNOUNCER:
Stay tuned for Wheel of Fortune.
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I heard Vanna White was
in Playboy.
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Is that true?
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May 1987.
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How do you know that?
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Because it was very tasteful.
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And I was disappointed.
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Hey, Grandma,
how you feel
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about giving this one
her bath tonight?
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I would love nothing more.
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And no tooting in the tub.
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I know your daddy thinks
it's funny,
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but we are ladies.
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(clears throat)
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Well, this is nice,
just the two of us.
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Sure, I guess.
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Mm-hmm, watching a little TV?
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Yeah, Wheel is coming up.
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Cool.
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You ever gonna pay Connie
the money you owe her?
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What?
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I know about your betting.
I can't believe you...
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(shushing) Look.
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It's not a big deal.
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This was the first time.
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Dad.
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Dad.
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I can't believe
you didn't pay her.
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I'm gonna.
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Okay, well...
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here I am,
1,200 bucks, let's go.
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(chuckles) No, if I pay all
at once, your mother will know.
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So?
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Try to keep up here.
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I don't want her to.
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Well, then you better pay.
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You know I'm good for it.
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I don't know
a lot of things,
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like I didn't know
you were a deadbeat.
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I ain't no deadbeat.
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And this whole time you have
been on me about my debt.
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(chuckles)
That ain't the same.
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Agreed.
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I got a closet
full of purses and shoes.
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You got nothing,
now pay up.
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Or what?
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Or I'll tell Mom.
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Snitch.
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How was your weekend?
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Just swell.
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Aren't you gonna ask me
about mine?
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I wasn't planning on it.
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Saw that movie Braveheart.
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For a dude
in a skirt and makeup,
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he's a badass.
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I don't care.
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What's his problem?
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Oh, don't worry, it ain't you.
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I'm not worried, I'm nosy.
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Just leave it alone.
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Nobody likes
to chitchat anymore.
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Got a minute?
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I do not.
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Mandy told me
about your situation.
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(sighs) Well, this ain't
none of your business.
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Well, she's my meemaw,
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so it kind of is.
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I already worked
this out with Mandy.
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You paid up?
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I made a payment.
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Yes.
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In 23 more payments.
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What's that mean?
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(sighs)
I'm doing it a little at a time
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so Audrey don't notice.
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Well, do you have some kind
of gambling problem?
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No.
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It's just one thing.
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What about the trip
to the riverboat casino?
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That was on water.
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It's different.
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Mr. McAllister.
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All right, look,
it's just a hobby.
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I'm allowed to have a hobby.
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Okay, well,
we're fixing up your Mustang.
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Ain't that a hobby?
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You're right, that solves it.
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Get out.
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Okay, talked to my dad.
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There you go.
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$50?
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He owes me $1,200.
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No, he owes you $1,200
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minus $50.
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This is just
the first installment.
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Okay, he's good for it.
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This ain't a layaway.
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He's not buying a blouse
at Dillard's.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Well, my dad owes her.
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I told you not to take money
from family,
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but you never listen.
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Speaking of not listening,
ignore him.
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Look, you'll get your money.
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What, I have to wait months?
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She might not make it that long.
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You may not make it to dinner.
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Now, look.
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If I let your dad slide,
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I get a reputation
for being soft.
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All of a sudden,
nobody pays up.
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Well...
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I can help out a little.
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What you got?
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$17 and...
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baggie of Cheerios.
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You need
a little muscle?
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(deeper voice):
I'm right here.
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Thank you so much.
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Very comforting.
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Just try to avoid
my naptime.
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Look, can you handle this,
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or do I need to get involved?
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Yeah, I can handle it.
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Well, good.
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Would you like some cookies?
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Fresh from the oven.
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You're a weird grandma.
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She wants all of it at once.
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(scoffs) Why don't you
let me talk to her?
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I'm her favorite.
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Are you?
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Sheldon moved away and Missy
called her a bitch last week,
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so yeah.
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You know, I think you might
need a little backup.
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What you got in mind?
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(knocking)
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Isn't this
a nice surprise?
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CeeCee missed her meemaw.
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I missed her, too.
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Aren't you the
cutest thing?
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Can you believe your daddy
thinks I'm a complete idiot?
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What are you
talking about?
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Oh, you've come over
here to butter me up.
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No.
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She's here to butter you up.
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She's cute,
but she ain't $1,200 cute.
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I'll settle it with Jim myself.
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What, you gonna have
his knees broken?
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No. His balls.
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Can you say "balls"?
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Connie, how are you?
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Is that so?
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Well, thank you for telling me.
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Oh, don't worry.
One way or another, he'll pay.
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Who was that?
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Just someone wanting money.
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Ugh, that is
so annoying.
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It sure is.
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Did you use margarine
in the mashed potatoes?
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I didn't think
you'd notice.
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Guess I would've
lost that bet.
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They taste fine to me.
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The hydrogenated fats and
triglycerides don't bother you?
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Must be nice.
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Georgie, I've been
meaning to ask,
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how is your meemaw doing?
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Oh, you know her--
drinking, smoking,
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hitting gophers
with a golf club.
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The usual.
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We should ask her and Dale
to come over for dinner.
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Wouldn't that be nice, Jim?
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Well, I don't know,
drinking, smoking--
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do you really want
that around your children?
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We are impressionable.
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Don't be silly, I'm
gonna give her a call.
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I'll talk to her.
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Thank you.
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Let her know she doesn't need
to bring anything.
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Will do.
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ask her not to take
any more bets from my husband.
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(chokes)
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Daddy!
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Cut the "Daddy" crap.
I know you're in on it.
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Mandy!
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Nice try.
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Thank you.
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I can't believe you.
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And I can't believe
none of you told me.
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I didn't know.
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I still don't know.
What is happening?
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I should've told you.
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No, you never
should've been
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making bets in
the first place.
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All right,
I'll take care of it.
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You've done enough.
I'll take care of it.
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Okay, I got it.
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Dad lost all our money,
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and now we have to eat
margarine.
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♪ ♪
271
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MEEMAW:
Sorry you had
272
00:10:50,451 --> 00:10:52,152
to find out like that.
273
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,622
But he left me no choice.
274
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:55,623
Well,
275
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,458
he won't be doing it again.
276
00:10:57,525 --> 00:10:58,626
(chuckles)
277
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,494
So, you got something for me?
278
00:11:00,561 --> 00:11:02,563
No, I think we're good.
279
00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:07,167
You realize he still owes me
a lot of money.
280
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,537
I do. We're not paying.
281
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,474
Yes, you are. He made a bet.
282
00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:17,444
So did you: that he would pay.
283
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,478
You lost.
284
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,650
(laughs)
That ain't the way this works.
285
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,919
Well, sports betting is illegal
in the state of Texas.
286
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,320
We owe you nothing.
287
00:11:26,387 --> 00:11:28,188
(chuckles)
288
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,424
You're really starting
to piss me off.
289
00:11:31,392 --> 00:11:34,695
We can always call the police
and see what they have to say.
290
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,664
You wouldn't dare.
291
00:11:37,932 --> 00:11:39,800
Wouldn't I?
292
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:43,337
I go down, I take
your daughter with me.
293
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,206
You're bluffing.
294
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,708
You're bluffing.
295
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:49,843
Hey, Audrey.
296
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,680
Oh, what a nice surprise.
297
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,349
That I remembered your name.
298
00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:56,817
Dale.
299
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,385
What brings you by?
300
00:11:58,452 --> 00:12:01,388
She just came by to threaten me.
301
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,223
What are you
doing that for?
302
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:06,727
She should never have taken
a bet from my husband.
303
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,994
Oh, yeah, you know.
304
00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:09,663
I told her, but
you know this one,
305
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,533
she's like a dog
with a bone.
306
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,768
Do you need to be here?
307
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,237
That is a good
question.
308
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,405
Why did I come in here?
309
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,842
I'm leaving.
310
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,378
You better not do
anything stupid.
311
00:12:24,445 --> 00:12:26,780
Don't you tell me what to do.
312
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,555
I hate that woman.
313
00:12:34,622 --> 00:12:36,724
Her name is Audrey.
314
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:42,997
Hi.
315
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,599
Your mother sucks!
316
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,369
You're just
figuring this out?
317
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,572
She's threatened
to call the cops.
318
00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:53,407
What did you say?
319
00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:54,607
I told her, if I
was going down,
320
00:12:54,675 --> 00:12:56,042
I was taking you with me.
321
00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,779
Oh, my God!
You're joking, right?
322
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:02,449
No. Yeah, well, no.
Prob-Probably.
323
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,184
Connie.
324
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,053
I know everybody'd
be a lot happier
325
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,856
if I was just some sweet
old lady playing bingo,
326
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,058
tucking tissues
up my sleeve.
327
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,926
Yeah, you do keep
tissues up your sleeve.
328
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,729
Well, it's like
an extra pocket.
329
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,465
Let me talk to my her, okay?
I'll see what I can do.
330
00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:20,601
Good. You might
remind her
331
00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:23,404
that when you were
pregnant, I took you in.
332
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,405
That is true.
333
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,439
And I was the one who paid
334
00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:26,740
all your medical bills.
335
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,307
Yes, you did.
336
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:31,311
And your daughter is named
after me, for God's sake.
337
00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:34,348
Yeah, that still
pisses her off.
338
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,451
Good.
339
00:13:37,518 --> 00:13:39,353
♪ ♪
340
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,589
What's up?
341
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:43,490
Nothing.
342
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,460
Just here
to report a crime.
343
00:13:46,527 --> 00:13:47,961
Is it a murder?
344
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,431
'Cause your ass
is killing me.
345
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,498
OFFICER:
Next.
346
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,068
Thank you.
347
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,436
Can I help you?
348
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,836
Yes, I have some information
349
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,105
regarding illegal sports...
350
00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:00,808
Aren't you
Jim McAllister's wife?
351
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,710
How do you know Jim?
352
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,745
He sponsors our softball team.
They do our tires.
353
00:14:04,812 --> 00:14:06,814
Oh, right.
354
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,850
That means Georgie Cooper's
your son-in-law.
355
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:10,984
He is.
356
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,820
Love that kid.
357
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,088
Of course you do.
358
00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:17,825
And his grandma,
what a character.
359
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,827
You know Connie?
360
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,895
Yep, I arrested her once,
361
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,831
now we go mall-walking
on the weekends.
362
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,434
So, what you got for me?
363
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:32,406
I go down, I take
your daughter with me!
364
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,976
You know what?
I just, I'm gonna...
365
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,544
I'm just gonna...
366
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,047
Shake that thing.
367
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,522
Where you been?
368
00:14:48,589 --> 00:14:50,557
Police station.
369
00:14:51,692 --> 00:14:52,826
What? Why?
370
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,596
Relax, I didn't turn anybody in.
371
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,501
Don't take this out on Connie.
This is my fault.
372
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,902
I know it's your fault.
373
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,604
I mean, it's a little her fault.
374
00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:06,607
Why are you hiding
things from me?
375
00:15:07,608 --> 00:15:09,743
'Cause I like placing a bet
from time to time.
376
00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:10,911
You okay with that?
377
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:14,548
No. I think it's
a stupid waste of money.
378
00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:16,984
And I didn't want
to upset you.
379
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,585
That's love.
380
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,856
The next time
you lie to me
381
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,492
is gonna be the last time
you lie to me.
382
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,095
There ain't gonna
be a next time.
383
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,697
I hope not.
384
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,768
I mean it, I don't want
to get divorced.
385
00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:37,704
Oh, honey.
386
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,940
I would never
let you off that easy.
387
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,814
♪ ♪
388
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,716
You finish the brakes
on the Saturn?
389
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,051
Yeah, all done.
390
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,152
(baseball game playing
over radio)
391
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,187
Who's playing?
392
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,088
'Stros, Cards.
393
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,723
Ah, should be a good one.
394
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,525
Just starting.
395
00:15:58,592 --> 00:15:59,960
Want to make it
interesting?
396
00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:03,630
The next time you lie to me
397
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:06,733
is gonna be the last time
you lie to me.
398
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,968
Nope.
399
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,139
I find the game
interesting enough as it is.
400
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:14,641
Come on, ten bucks.
401
00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,077
Georgie!
402
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,512
Yes, sir.
403
00:16:18,579 --> 00:16:20,147
Bet Ruben ten bucks
on the game.
404
00:16:20,214 --> 00:16:21,582
Why?
405
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,583
'Cause I can't.
406
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,617
And you're just gonna watch?
407
00:16:23,684 --> 00:16:24,918
Yeah.
408
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,486
he'd watch me eat doughnuts.
409
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,022
And that wasn't weird?
410
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,258
No.
411
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,193
I'm going back to work.
412
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,096
How come you can't bet anymore?
413
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,965
I don't want
to talk about it.
414
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,266
I don't want
to talk about it.
415
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,968
Oh... That much, huh?
416
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,503
Oh, come on, cheer up.
You want me to eat a doughnut?
417
00:16:52,014 --> 00:16:53,883
♪ ♪
418
00:16:57,386 --> 00:16:58,888
Hey, where you been?
419
00:16:58,955 --> 00:17:01,123
Just taking care of my family.
420
00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:03,025
What are you
talking about?
421
00:17:03,092 --> 00:17:05,360
Well, I know how mad
everyone's been,
422
00:17:05,427 --> 00:17:07,263
so I went ahead and paid Meemaw.
423
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,598
What?
424
00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:11,000
Oh, it's okay.
425
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:13,536
Y'all have done so much
for me, Mandy and CeeCee.
426
00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:14,637
No thanks necessary.
427
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,071
You paid my debt?
428
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:18,608
After I said not to?
429
00:17:18,674 --> 00:17:22,378
Yes, yes, also yes.
430
00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:25,615
You had no right to do that.
431
00:17:25,681 --> 00:17:27,016
I was helping!
432
00:17:27,082 --> 00:17:28,584
By humiliating me?
433
00:17:28,651 --> 00:17:31,454
I told that woman she wasn't
getting any of our money.
434
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,655
It wasn't from you.
435
00:17:32,722 --> 00:17:34,323
This is none of your business.
436
00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:35,891
Where did you get
that kind of money from?
437
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:38,160
Well, I had
a little stashed away.
438
00:17:38,227 --> 00:17:40,997
(scoffs)
Stashed away from me?
439
00:17:41,063 --> 00:17:43,032
Unbelievable.
440
00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:46,269
Oh, come on. I fixed it!
441
00:17:46,335 --> 00:17:49,205
Screw y'all. I'm the hero!
442
00:17:49,272 --> 00:17:50,606
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