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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,673 KEIR [over phone]: No. Drop that fucking act. 3 00:00:03,753 --> 00:00:05,508 No, you don't... You don't get to do that. 4 00:00:05,588 --> 00:00:07,719 You don't get to play like you're doing me a favor. 5 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:10,972 You're not... You’re being the bad guy. You’re ending me. 6 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 7 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:12,971 JADE [over phone]: I don’t know how to make you happy. 8 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:15,977 How am I supposed to make you... 9 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,479 - I just... I... - Oh, so what? You leave me? 10 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,189 I'm not leaving you. 11 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,357 You're not listening to me. 12 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,734 I'm saying we need time. 13 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,069 We need space. 14 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,570 6000 miles. 15 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:27,238 6000 fucking miles. 16 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:29,074 - Is that enough space for you... - It’s 3000. 17 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:32,157 - What? - 3000. Coast to coast. It’s... 18 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,828 - We live 3000 miles apart. - Fuck you. 19 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:35,622 Fuck you. 20 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:38,208 Fuck me? Fuck me? 21 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:41,544 I wasn't the one at the fucking strip club last night. 22 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:43,588 I asked you, you said it was okay. 23 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:46,549 JADE [over phone]: What girl is okay with some other woman 24 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,259 rubbing her fake tits up against her boyfriend? 25 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:50,053 Oh so, I'm not supposed to believe you now? Is that it? 26 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,384 What the fuck, dude? 27 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:54,349 What about all the other times? What about that? 28 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,518 No. And I said I was sorry. 29 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,354 Oh my God. Yeah, you fucking did it. 30 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,189 So don't act like you’re all fucking committed. 31 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:06,111 Like... Like you're the only one who fucking cares. 32 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,443 You don't care. 33 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,325 What the hell did you just say? 34 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,660 You heard what I fucking said. 35 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,329 You don't fucking care. 36 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:19,040 You... We barely see each other. 37 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,835 You don't fucking care that you're doing this long distance. 38 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,170 And you’re 3000 miles away. 39 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:27,253 You don't fucking care about any of it. 40 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:30,423 - I just... - You just... You... 41 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:36,349 You just like the fact that you're not really alone. 42 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,056 That’s it. 43 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,354 No, Keir. 44 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:44,521 This, right here, is the first time I've been alone. 45 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,735 Now I'm alone. 46 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,066 That's not what I meant. I'm sorry. 47 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:52,862 Jade? 48 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,869 Jade, that’s... Hello? 49 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,219 DASH [over phone]: I’ll come down tonight then. 50 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,471 No. It’s tomorrow. 51 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,972 - I don’t care. - I already told you that. 52 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,098 You’re acting like I don’t know it's a big deal. 53 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:18,391 I know you’re graduating. I know... 54 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,101 It's not about me graduating. 55 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:22,562 It's about you showing up in a larger sense. 56 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,355 You said you didn't care about it, but... 57 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:27,397 No. Just be fucking present, Dash. 58 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:28,902 I didn't want that. 59 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,737 I did not want that. You wanted it. 60 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:31,696 ...stop being a bitch... 61 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:34,532 Well, if you're going to be my boyfriend, then act like you're my boyfriend. 62 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:35,450 What do you think I’m doing? 63 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:38,411 That is the whole reason we are not together right now. 64 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,412 That’s why I’m coming down. 65 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,664 No. No, I don't want to see you. 66 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:42,582 I don't want to see you. 67 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:43,666 Do not come tonight. 68 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:44,751 ...won’t fucking listen to me. 69 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,834 Hello? 70 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:49,961 Bitch. 71 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,882 He fucking hung up on me. 72 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,263 Well, I did it. 73 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,140 It'll be okay. 74 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:06,978 He called me a bitch six times in a 25 minute conversation. 75 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:08,688 How many of those do you deserve, you think? 76 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:11,444 Not funny. 77 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,234 - I’m sorry. - Not yet. 78 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:23,331 Thank you for being here. 79 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:26,414 I appreciate it. 80 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,135 Hey, hey, hey... That's... 81 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,472 Okay. 82 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,813 I'm saying... - You just... - Whatever. 83 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:47,772 Okay. 84 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:50,855 I just wanted to... 85 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,613 Not feel hated. 86 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:58,696 For a minute, you know? 87 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:13,169 He said he was going to marry me. 88 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:20,343 Oh... Oh, yeah... Fuck me harder. 89 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,017 VOICEMAIL [over phone]: Friday, 5:58 p.m... 90 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,147 It's Mom. 91 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,690 I saw your email. 92 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,025 You got the job! 93 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,278 I'm screaming. 94 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:38,444 Okay. You start now or in the Fall? 95 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:42,156 I hope you have time to come home for a little bit first. 96 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,329 Oh, honey. 97 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,831 California dreaming. 98 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,833 You did it. 99 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,543 You made it come true. 100 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,837 I'm so happy for you. 101 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:55,590 It's exactly what you went out there for. 102 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:58,673 I'm so excited, and I'm so proud of you. 103 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,554 We know you're not walking but, 104 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:04,846 your father and I will be thinking of you tomorrow for graduation. 105 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,810 Love you. Call me back. 106 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:08,975 Soon. 107 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:49,182 Fuck. 108 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:48,745 KEIR [over phone]: Yo. 109 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,080 ALAN [over phone]: Hey man. Ready for tomorrow? 110 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,583 I guess. Like, what's left to do? 111 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,668 You could get your life together. 112 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,712 You staying here? You going back home? 113 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,795 I just want to get through tomorrow and then I’ll figure shit out. 114 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:04,173 Hey, where are you right now? 115 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:13,015 How have we been living here? For years? 116 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,772 We weren’t made for this. 117 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,149 Like this... This should all be pizza. 118 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:21,232 This is where you go when you do what we do. 119 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:24,277 This is where the young go to die early. 120 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,117 There were art schools back East. 121 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,161 I've already shot every 122 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:34,540 struggle rapper in every dusty-ass corner of Greenpoint. 123 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:35,872 Plus... 124 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:40,588 We always said we were going to move to L.A... 125 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,382 Yeah, man. But we're not in L.A... 126 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,801 We are in Orange County. 127 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,302 Remember when you said you were going to work 128 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:47,303 for the Playboy Mansion. 129 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,641 I said I was going to be a Crip or a Blood, or... 130 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,639 Did you decide yet? 131 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,062 I'm still on the fence about it. 132 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:59,145 Keep your options open. Smart. 133 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,022 You feel me? You see it. 134 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:03,528 You can always go back. 135 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,611 Snap some more dusty corners. 136 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,785 Yo, why are you smiling at me? 137 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,783 Don't smile at me. 138 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,581 Wait, get the fuck out. 139 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:20,294 - Did you get it? - I'm not... Oh yeah! 140 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:21,167 Hey! 141 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,628 Oh! Sorry. 142 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:26,839 We just... It, umm... Number 37. 143 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:30,426 Sorry about that. 144 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:33,266 This looks awful. 145 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,349 Thank you. 146 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:47,947 Bell broke up with her boyfriend today. 147 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:51,030 She made me hold her hand while she did it. 148 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:53,953 You are too good of a friend. 149 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,246 Yeah, yeah. 150 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:58,579 I was kind of surprised you guys never like... Why? 151 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,711 Because we're the only two black people in school. 152 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,459 Yes, basically. 153 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:07,842 Well, no... And ‘cause like... Me and her. 154 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:11,717 Me and her were you two sounding boards when you and Jade split. 155 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,639 Whatever. She's like the homie, though. 156 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,680 So, Jade was... 157 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,848 Jade was different. 158 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,398 Yeah, she called me the other day. 159 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:23,646 What for? 160 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,111 It was my birthday. 161 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:30,031 Really? Damn man. 162 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,908 My bad. 163 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:35,616 Anyway, she's like, helping me find a place in Boston. 164 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:37,580 I think that's where I'm headed. 165 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,166 - How's she doing? - She's fine. 166 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,207 She's in Jersey, so... 167 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,046 So why haven't you taken the offer yet? 168 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,506 It’s weird, man. 169 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,379 You know, I... 170 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:50,968 First offer out of school. 171 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:54,051 Like, I just want to make sure that I'm not settling. 172 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:00,266 I don't know. 173 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,732 You ever feel like sometimes we’re not supposed to be here. 174 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,108 Why do you think I'm moving back? 175 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:07,735 I don't know, you fit. 176 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,609 Oh, fuck you man. 177 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,909 Lyle’s having some people over. 178 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,283 Little pre-graduation party? 179 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:18,492 Fuck it. 180 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:19,580 “Fuck it.” 181 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,704 Nothing but net though. 182 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,666 Sometimes I worry about you. 183 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,511 Where's the party? 184 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,513 - You’re the party, faggot. - Jesus Christ... 185 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:38,346 - Iris! - Faggot! 186 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:40,851 What’s up losers? 187 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,728 What’s up Lyle? What have we got here? 188 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:46,190 This... This is two minutes on how you see the world. 189 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,775 Or... How I saw the world. 190 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:51,233 - Okay. - Wait for it... Wait for it... 191 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,029 Yeah... 192 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,952 So why the hat? 193 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,579 Like... I get the puke. 194 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,163 - But why the hat? - This is very you. 195 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:01,843 Thank you. 196 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,166 Because she shot it 20 minutes before class. 197 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:06,669 And I made the fucking mistake of leaving my hat in your car. 198 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,879 No! No, the hat spoke to me, okay? 199 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,590 Respect my process. 200 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,882 - Her process! - Alright, whatever. 201 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,593 This is the last time we're going to matter anyway. 202 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,552 Why’re you being so morbid? 203 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:17,013 I'm not! I'm just saying, like, right now, right here... 204 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,348 This is the last time we'll actually have a fucking audience. 205 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,142 What? And you need an audience to matter? 206 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:21,892 Well, yeah. 207 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,519 Who else are you going to matter to? 208 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,309 Family, friends, and... 209 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,649 - Significant others. - They don’t give a shit. 210 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:31,190 Oh wait. Audience, audience and audience. 211 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,487 - And they can't be objective about your work. - She’s got a point. 212 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,656 And it's all performance anyway at the end of the day. 213 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,283 All the world's a stage, and... 214 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,743 - Lyle, show them your thing. - It’s not a bad idea. 215 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,037 - I wanna show them the... - An audience gives you purpose. 216 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,204 Shut up, Keir. 217 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:45,287 You wouldn't be saying that right now if you didn't get that job. 218 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,001 - What does that have to do with anything? - You got a fucking job! 219 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:50,084 What the fuck? 220 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:52,131 Jesus. 221 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,214 I overreacted, like, I'm really sorry. 222 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,426 And, I'm actually happy for you. 223 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,473 I’m telling you guys... 224 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,435 After this, we're all just going to be peons, fucking farmhands pretending. 225 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,186 You're going to be a fucking peon. 226 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,687 No, we're all gonna... Lyle... 227 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:07,938 Can you fucking show the video? 228 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,354 I'm trying to prove a point to them. 229 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:14,024 There we go. Yep. 230 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,780 Okay. Yeah. 231 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:24,326 You see that balloon? 232 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,538 After tomorrow, we're going to be that balloon. 233 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,296 You see that dance? 234 00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:34,674 That's art school. 235 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,757 Because, watch. 236 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,975 Total fleeting acceptance. 237 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,482 This is fucking depressing. 238 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,565 It's kinda nice though. 239 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,698 To chicks puking in hats and faggy balloons. 240 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,074 Our best work. 241 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,867 Can we please not say that word? 242 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,911 Fuck you. I'm allowed to say it. 243 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,622 Okay, like... Do you think about what you say? 244 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,332 Like the meaning of any of it? 245 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,918 Do you ever think about how much your very existence... 246 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,875 bores the shit out of me? 247 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,550 BELL [over phone]: Hello? 248 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,344 I'm drunk. And I'm calling you. 249 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,763 You're my first victim. 250 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,181 Only victim. 251 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:27,059 If you act right. 252 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,853 Where are you? 253 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,393 Lyle and Iris’s. 254 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,691 I’m at Sean’s. 255 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,774 A bunch of us over here right now. 256 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,486 You should tell your people to come over here. 257 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:42,825 I don’t know. 258 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,035 We got a good thing going on over here. 259 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:48,285 We’re umm... watching old shit. 260 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:54,667 Oh. Well, I was just calling because... 261 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,921 I think you're cute. 262 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,632 Really cute. 263 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:03,679 Yeah. 264 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,139 Yeah, I think you're cute too. 265 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,767 You don't have to say it, you know? 266 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,850 I am just giving you my opinion. 267 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,810 That's all. 268 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,524 The next time I see you, I’m-I’m gonna blow you. 269 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:24,200 - I’m gonna ruin your life with my-my wet... - Ja... I mean, Bell. 270 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,577 Oh, wow. 271 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,537 - That's... - Okay. 272 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,623 - I'm sorry. That just... - No, it’s cool. 273 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,958 - That came out wrong. That’s... - No, it’s fine. All good. 274 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,456 Okay. 275 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:38,502 So, I guess you're not coming to the party. 276 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,504 I'll... 277 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,674 - I'll talk to you late... - Good night. 278 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,431 Okay! Best work. Now. 279 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,266 Best work you've done since you got here. 280 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:54,021 I have nothing of interest nor personal enough to share with any of you. 281 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,981 Nigga, no one asked you what you are... 282 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,149 Can not say that. 283 00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,441 - At all. - Well I just did, you swollen asshole. 284 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,864 And nobody asked you what was personal to you, okay? 285 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,324 What do you need? A fucking drum roll. 286 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,325 What do you need? Oh! 287 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:08,661 Got a fucking drum roll. 288 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,287 Alright, alright, alright. 289 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,785 Okay. 290 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,963 You're going to show us or... Just-just quiet. 291 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,336 Just... 292 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:34,391 ♪ The laws of matter matter more when you've lost in battle. ♪ 293 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,606 ♪ The inertia’s going to herd you like you’re all some cattle. ♪ 294 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:38,482 ♪ Soul tortured, ♪ 295 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,527 ♪ torso shattered, uncage all the madness. ♪ 296 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,154 ♪ You can hear his ribs rattle. Savage. ♪ 297 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,322 ♪ Bad habits. ♪ 298 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,366 ♪ I’ve been lost and I've been found. ♪ 299 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,577 ♪ I've been tossed in the sky and I've been in the ground. ♪ 300 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,829 ♪ Yeah, I've been around. The physics is within me now. ♪ 301 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:52,913 ♪ How many atoms is I? ♪ 302 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,832 ♪ That's exactly why they pin me down. ♪ 303 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,001 ♪ Because when I blow, it's Nagasaki. ♪ 304 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,420 ♪ Hiroshima. I'm not a lonely bleeder. ♪ 305 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,797 ♪ This home is only theater. ♪ 306 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,758 ♪ A breathing artifice and I long to be a part of it. ♪ 307 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,885 ♪ This life is bought and sold, ♪ 308 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,424 ♪ and every moment is anonymous. ♪ 309 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:09,805 ♪ No, I'm not an optimist. ♪ 310 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:13,100 ♪ But this is my apocalypse, a dark eclipse across the tinted sky. ♪ 311 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,977 ♪ My mind and heart could glimpse... ♪ 312 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,980 ♪ a rise, a spark, convinced that I could start a revolution. ♪ 313 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,105 ♪ Blinded by my own pollution. This is not absolution. ♪ 314 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,862 ♪ But the truth is I'm clueless, ♪ 315 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,488 ♪ and this metaphor is Confucian, ♪ 316 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:29,575 ♪ But I use it like a juggernaut racing towards Ragnarok... ♪ 317 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,994 ♪ with a mag, two glocks and a box of clips, ♪ 318 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:35,122 ♪ with the face of a patent pessimist. Pissing excellence. ♪ 319 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:38,667 ♪ The scent of heaven drenched the precipice. ♪ 320 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,711 ♪ Life’s a jump off. Never come soft. ♪ 321 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,922 ♪ You either rainstorm or you runoff. ♪ 322 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,381 ♪ Either change form or you’ve done lost, ♪ 323 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,133 ♪ And we shine on like Amun-Ra. ♪ 324 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,927 ♪ We grind dog. We out here. ♪ 325 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,054 ♪ Yeah, we out here. ♪ 326 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,680 ♪ We about life. You about fear. ♪ 327 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,763 ♪ We’re not a generation of dreamers. ♪ 328 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,394 ♪ We were born as believers. Sworn to be phoenix. ♪ 329 00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,897 ♪ Sing my song. Reincarnate in the remix. ♪ 330 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,565 ♪ Flow life like we all is anemic. ♪ 331 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:05,444 ♪ The sickle cell is sick. Ain’t no prescription for my diction. ♪ 332 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,734 ♪ Hell... ♪ 333 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,781 ♪ ain't even mentioned. ♪ 334 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,950 ♪ But Hell was paved with the best intentions... ♪ 335 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,201 ♪ so listen well. ♪ 336 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,033 ♪ I'm too big to fail. ♪ 337 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,331 ♪ Hide behind the crimson veil to pop out of the grip, ♪ 338 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,748 ♪ and leave you holy like religious grails. ♪ 339 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,299 That's it. 340 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,431 What's so funny? 341 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:35,265 It's a poem. 342 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:38,102 - It's not a poem... - It’s fucking spoken word. 343 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,480 I mean, tomorrow, you're getting a master's in photography 344 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,941 and you just gave us a fucking poem. 345 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,943 Holy shit. You're even more fucked than Lyle. 346 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,529 It’s more of a rap. It’s not... It's not spoken word. 347 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,531 - It's more of a rap. - Oh, right. 348 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,116 You guys are the wrong audience, that's all. 349 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,326 - What? You’re the wrong fucking audience. - That's why you didn't get it. 350 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:57,159 Take the job, dude. 351 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,580 Look, y’all want to get out of here. 352 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,421 What up? 353 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,922 I thought you were coming. 354 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,716 What's up guys? Big day tomorrow. 355 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,340 Come on in! Come on, come on, it's too cold out there. 356 00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:20,936 What happened? 357 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,271 Figured I’d stop being anti-social. 358 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,894 Well you picked the wrong time. 359 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,191 Oh, is that Keir? 360 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,608 Hey, how's it going, man? 361 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,489 You remember Keir, Dash? 362 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,488 I do, I do. Photo guy from New York. 363 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,118 How’ve you been? 364 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,367 Good. Thanks. 365 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,082 How are you, uh... You-you guys doing? 366 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,500 We have never been better. 367 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,878 I mean, I just got here, but, uh... 368 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,919 Yeah. We’ve never been better. 369 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,092 I’m going to go get something to drink. 370 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,590 Sounds good. 371 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,349 So... 372 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,646 I'm gonna use the bathroom. 373 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:09,068 Okay. Sounds good, but actually, when you're back, I would love to chat with you. 374 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,151 When you get a sec. Just one on one. Is that cool? 375 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,156 Yeah. Awesome. Cool. 376 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,739 Hey. 377 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,120 Want one? 378 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,118 - I don't smoke. - Really? 379 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,707 In art school. 380 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,790 That's a lonely life, sir. 381 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,423 So, listen. 382 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:17,469 Bell, she almost broke up with me today. 383 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,052 Actually, she did break up with me. 384 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,516 But then, I was already on my way down here. 385 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,434 She called and took it all back. 386 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:28,313 But has she seemed weird to you recently? 387 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,941 Everyone's been weird, we’re graduating tomorrow. 388 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,485 I wasn't even gonna come for graduation. 389 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,029 Of course, here I am. 390 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,698 She won that one. 391 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,200 I don't know, I know I haven't been around a lot. 392 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,283 These agencies have me freelancing all over the fucking place. 393 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,205 Aren’t you doing long distance too though? 394 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,787 What? 395 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:50,207 The Indian girl, back in New York or wherever. 396 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:54,044 Bell was telling me you guys are powering through. 397 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:55,837 Yeah. Jade. 398 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,758 I didn’t realize she had... 399 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,931 Damn man, you remember a lot about me, don't you? 400 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:08,684 Well, you know, Bell likes you, so figured I should like you too. 401 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:13,066 Hey, but that’s... No, no, no. 402 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,736 I know she doesn't go for black guys or anything. No offense. 403 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,068 I just know that she cares a lot about you. So... 404 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,075 Come on. What's your secret? 405 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:25,117 Don’t hold out on me. 406 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,583 I wish I knew. 407 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:33,875 I think after a while, you stop missing the person. 408 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,754 You start missing home because that person is home to you. 409 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:42,676 No one can replace home so there's no temptation. 410 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,681 But I do miss the fucking city though, man. 411 00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,099 Like a real fucking city. 412 00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,769 Feel like I haven't done good work ever since I moved out here. 413 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:49,853 What? 414 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,855 The California coastline doesn't photograph well enough for you? 415 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:54,441 There's nothing to look up to, man. 416 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,652 Well, Bell showed me some of your stuff. 417 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,776 If you ever want to get some freelance snaps in, you give me a call, okay? 418 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,074 Or if you just want to get back home. 419 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,742 We could always use some fresh eyes. Okay? 420 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,662 This is for all you lovebirds out there. 421 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,410 Fuck you and your job, Keir. 422 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,131 Ugh. She went back to him. 423 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:19,758 Could you believe this fucking shit? 424 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,885 She went back to that fucking asshole. 425 00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,470 It’s what the heart wants. She can’t help it. 426 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,430 I just thought she was better than... 427 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,513 No. I thought she was more than that. 428 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,811 I mean, you weren’t fucking right for her either, 429 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:34,436 but at least you weren’t that fucking guy. 430 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,942 What? So you knew? 431 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,986 Yeah, I fucking knew. 432 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:42,030 You were an asshole to her too. 433 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,615 Oh, yeah. 434 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:46,243 Playing that little middle ground. 435 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,327 Where you're not... 436 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,454 You're not the boyfriend, but you're not the bad guy either. 437 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:52,040 So guess what? You don't have to be anything to anyone. 438 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,875 I’m really, really going to miss you. 439 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:55,711 But, I mean, I'll give it to you. 440 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,960 You have the decency to have like fucking dread. 441 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:02,092 To wonder if you're even fucking alive. 442 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,594 This guy's a fucking clone. 443 00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:07,928 - Pinot Grigio drinking, suit wearing, mother... - Maybe, maybe, maybe... 444 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,932 he's not so bad. 445 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,979 You're fucking bought and sold. 446 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,023 That’s how it fucking happens. 447 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,858 I'm not making this up. They were shitty together. 448 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,027 Maybe we're all shitty. 449 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:23,822 Okay? You know, and we just... You keep fighting. 450 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,905 And if they want to keep fighting 451 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,116 maybe it means something. 452 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,952 I mean, he showed up. 453 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,288 When’s the last time you showed up for someone Iris? 454 00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:38,837 When was the last time you fucking showed up? 455 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,590 You're not even walking with us tomorrow. 456 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,759 You can't even be bothered to say goodbye. 457 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,424 I show. 458 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,760 I show. 459 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,602 - Is it my turn? - Yes! 460 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,729 Oh, no. I didn’t want that one. 461 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:56,813 You draw, you place. 462 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:57,981 Okay. What are the rules for this? 463 00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:58,899 Never have I ever. 464 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,106 Good. Never have I ever... 465 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,235 You can do it. 466 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:04,905 Gotten caught having sex in public. 467 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:10,160 Wait, wait, wait. I'm confused, because that's not true. 468 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,286 You have to drink. 469 00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:13,038 No. What are you talking about? 470 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,791 That's not true. San Diego. 471 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,125 Gallery opening. 472 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,043 Oh, fuck! 473 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,170 Fucking gross. 474 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,251 You guys are sick. 475 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:22,798 Who caught you? 476 00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,383 Oh, my parents. 477 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,468 I mean, it’s the best way to come out. You know? 478 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:32,637 I wasn't even trying to. But you just made me do it. 479 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,143 Oh my God! 480 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,353 You're not good at this game. 481 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,152 That’s nasty. I'm done. 482 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,028 What? 483 00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:47,948 I’m so done. - DASH: Come on? - No, you can’t be done. 484 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,741 - Boo! - Don’t boo her! 485 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:50,909 I think I just need to get some air. 486 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,328 - You do. Go get some air. - Do you want me to come with you? 487 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:56,123 No, you stay. And you play. For sure. 488 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,871 Okay. 489 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:03,797 Never have I ever. 490 00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:06,007 Shut the fuck up! 491 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:09,257 Never have I ever done a long distance relationship. 492 00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:10,429 And that's you, bitch. 493 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,723 You why don’t you drink? And that's also you. And... 494 00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,642 - Yeah. - And you too? 495 00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:17,727 And then for sure not you. 496 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:20,605 She got secrets. 497 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:23,108 When did you do a long distance relationship? 498 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:27,112 Long distance is just promising a good friend you won’t fuck anyone else until you see them. 499 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,281 So, yeah, I didn't fuck someone for a couple months. 500 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,782 Long distance can work. 501 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,117 Maybe you just didn't have the right person. 502 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,536 Is he giving me relationship advice right now? 503 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:38,039 Oh, and Bell’s your Mrs. Right? Oh, that’s so fucking sweet. 504 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,040 I'm not talking about me. 505 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,414 I'm talking about this guy right here, man. He's crushing it. 506 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:43,378 Wha... Keir and Jade? 507 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,584 Yeah. 508 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,461 Keir's crushi... Doing what? 509 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:47,549 Long distance. 510 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:50,510 He's been with the same girl for, like, three years. 511 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,762 This dude said, fuck that. 512 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:55,015 This motherfucker’s been single for, like, a year. 513 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,766 He's been out here crushing shit. 514 00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:58,894 Wait, are you serious? Is he serious? 515 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:01,271 - Dude, shut the fuck up. - He was just like, bye bitch. 516 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,607 I got dreams. 517 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,233 But she's a really cool girl though. 518 00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:07,194 And, I mean, we're all still tight. 519 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:11,319 I don't understand, though. Like... So you’re not together? 520 00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:16,995 No, it's-it's long distance, it’s complicated, you know? There’s a... 521 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:18,747 - So who've you been texting all night? - Okay, you know what? 522 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,832 Long distance is fucking complicated, you’re right. 523 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,418 It’s just fucking easy for you because you have money, you fuckface. 524 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:25,212 Oh. Oh, ‘cause you know anything? 525 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,756 Okay. He's probably texting her now, right? 526 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,045 You don't know anything. 527 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,843 - Did I say something dude? - Oh. Have you had a bad day? 528 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:34,759 Yeah. You don’t even know the kind of day I've had. Okay. 529 00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:42,557 JADE [over phone]: What do you mean you can’t tell me? I’m your girlfriend. 530 00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:45,393 That means you promise to tell me everything. That’s the rule. 531 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:48,355 KEIR [over phone]: All right, well, I'll tell you... I'll tell you one thing. 532 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,857 Alan spent $400. 533 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:53,109 Bullshit. On what? 534 00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:55,654 I... Can't tell you. 535 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,819 Oh, come on. 536 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:01,531 Well, how much did you spend? 537 00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:07,871 Let’s see. Between entrance and a Sprite, about... 538 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,503 $900. 539 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:15,795 Are you sure your Sprite wasn't called, like... 540 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:20,136 Paradise or Chrysanthemum? 541 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:23,139 Chrysanthemum? Chrysanthemum? 542 00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:26,101 Well, how the fuck am I supposed to know what strippers are called? 543 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,269 I guess one could be putting herself through botany school. 544 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:32,482 What would my stripper name be? Nirvana. 545 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,442 No, no, no, people just know the band. 546 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:37,525 They wouldn't associate that with an Indian thing. 547 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:42,200 What about Fluffy Winterbottom? 548 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,203 You really love your Fluffy Winterbottom, don't you? 549 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,622 Oh, hey, let me... Let me call you. 550 00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:49,916 I got to run down the hall to John's room, all right? 551 00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:50,625 Okay. Yeah. 552 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:53,708 All right, all right. 553 00:30:24,864 --> 00:30:26,035 Hey. 554 00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:30,119 KEIR [over phone]: I’m back. I'm back. 555 00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:36,125 Okay. So hey, I have a question for you. 556 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,966 So when you would go to these strip clubs, 557 00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:42,969 - would you... - Oh my Gosh. 558 00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:45,388 What? Okay, listen... 559 00:30:45,468 --> 00:30:48,471 When you would go to these strip clubs, 560 00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,935 would you get lapdances? 561 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:52,729 You say this like I was a regular. 562 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:56,646 I told you, I've only been to a strip club like, four times in my life. 563 00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:59,778 Oh, yeah man. Here you go. 564 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,150 Yeah. No problem. 565 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:06,576 It's just my girl. She just got up, so. 566 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:09,701 All right, man. Good night. 567 00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:12,832 Okay, but would you? 568 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:14,873 Would I what? 569 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:21,296 Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I would. 570 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,762 It just seems like such an intimate thing. 571 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:29,182 It's not really. Or at least it isn't to me. 572 00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:32,265 So, I don't know how other people feel about it. 573 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:38,855 Well, I guess we just see things differently. 574 00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:45,778 Did you get a lapdance tonight? 575 00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:49,824 I mean, it's okay if you did. 576 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,455 It's not like I told you not to. 577 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:54,874 No, no, no, I didn't. 578 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:57,043 I didn't get one tonight. 579 00:31:57,123 --> 00:32:00,126 I just... 580 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,676 What? What's wrong? 581 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:16,927 I... I went to a club a while ago and I did get one then. 582 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:20,900 Okay. 583 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:25,238 I mean, it's... I'm really sorry. It wasn't a big deal to me. 584 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:28,571 And I knew you wouldn't like it, so I just didn't tell you about it. 585 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,874 Why? Was it, like, someone's birthday or something? Or... 586 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,083 No, it wasn't someone's birthday. 587 00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:41,584 I went by myself and I was just lonely. 588 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,337 I guess. 589 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:50,343 I mean, we talk on the phone every day. 590 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:53,933 Yeah, I know. But, like, what? You don't get lonely? 591 00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:56,975 Not that kind of lonely. 592 00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:00,148 Why didn't you tell me? 593 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:03,314 I mean, when was I supposed to tell you about that? 594 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,070 - I... When we... - Whenever we're on the phone 595 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:09,574 it's always about your internship and how it's kicking your ass, 596 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:12,577 or your anatomy professor has it out for you, or... 597 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:18,875 Your crazy family and how you lie to them or have to... Whatever. 598 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:21,920 You know, I just feel like my evenings are spent propping you up 599 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,297 so you don't spill over. 600 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:26,257 - Oh, my God. - I'm sorry. 601 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:30,425 I didn't mean it like that, but I'm just... You asked. So... 602 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,724 I can't believe you just fucking said that. 603 00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:37,932 You're no joy to talk to either. 604 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,602 But... 605 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:45,068 I didn't know you were so unhappy. 606 00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:47,695 I'm not so unhappy. 607 00:33:47,775 --> 00:33:52,325 I'm just regular-ass baseline unhappy. 608 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:58,748 I mean, Jade, we’re long distance. It’s supposed to suck, right? 609 00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:00,541 I don't think it sucks. 610 00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:05,126 It doesn't suck. You’re right. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just... 611 00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:09,050 I'm waiting for us to graduate. Okay? So we can be real again. 612 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:12,133 Like we were in New York. 613 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,056 What? 614 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:20,892 What? So these last two years that we've been apart just haven't been real? 615 00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:23,606 Jade! 616 00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:28,361 No! No, no, no, no. They haven't been real, Jade. 617 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,655 We don't wake up together. We don't go to sleep together. 618 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:34,367 We don't have to sit across from each other during a meal 619 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:37,870 and look at each other while we're upset and fighting. No. 620 00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:41,454 This is not real. 621 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:48,336 I... I still feel like it's pretty real. 622 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:51,676 What? 623 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:54,512 Are you listening to yourself? You think that this... 624 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:57,140 You want to keep doing this? 625 00:34:57,220 --> 00:35:00,685 Only seeing each other every three months. Every four months. 626 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,726 You want to keep doing this? 627 00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:08,359 - Jade! - I... 628 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:14,240 I think we just need some time apart. Just some space. 629 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:20,872 Some time to recalibrate because... Whoa, whoa, whoa. 630 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,708 Keir, I had no idea this was going on. 631 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:28,463 And I just need to process this. 632 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,798 You don't... What? Because I went to a strip club? 633 00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:33,259 You need to process what? 634 00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:36,342 Listen, I was only there for, like, half an hour. 635 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:40,183 It was just... It was a low moment in my life. That's it. 636 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:43,728 I’m just so sorry that I put you through this. 637 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:48,566 - And that I pushed you, and... - You didn't push me through anything. 638 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:50,735 You didn't... 639 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:53,818 Look. I just wanted someone in front of me. 640 00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:58,576 To just look at. And who would look at me. 641 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,579 Yes, it was a bad decision, and I... 642 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:18,801 I just think we need 643 00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:21,349 to be alone for a while. 644 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,389 No! 645 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:31,025 I see here you've lived in three cities in the past four years. 646 00:36:31,105 --> 00:36:34,195 Boston, New York, and here in New Brunswick. 647 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:37,236 Oh, and before that, Washington, D.C... 648 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:40,406 Bit of a restless spirit? 649 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:43,496 Yeah, I guess you could say that. 650 00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:46,537 I mean, two of those cities were actually for school. 651 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:50,336 But I do like to travel, yes. 652 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,587 If that's what you were... 653 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:54,841 But are you the type of person that just gets up and goes? 654 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:57,176 Because, you know, we're a small clinic. 655 00:36:57,256 --> 00:37:00,847 Kind of hang our hat on providing stability to our patients. 656 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,683 Whereas some people don't like to be tied down. 657 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,476 No, no, of course. 658 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,937 I'm here. I will be here. 659 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:10,189 Never went too far, it looks like. 660 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:13,192 Oh, yeah. I mean... 661 00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:16,275 I wanted to stay close to my family. 662 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:17,905 Okay. 663 00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:21,280 We do have room for some full-timers, and it sounds like you'll be a great fit. 664 00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:26,327 But I'd like to bring you back in. You can show us a regimen you’ve designed. 665 00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:06,996 Thank you aunty-ji! 666 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:09,540 RAJINI [over speakerphone]: Which one did she put in for me? 667 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:12,585 Does it matter? You hate all of them anyways. 668 00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:14,587 Black and gold. 669 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,839 - Ugh, I really hate that one. - Whatever. 670 00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:19,091 No one you care about is going to see it anyways. 671 00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:21,719 It's just going to be all old uncles and aunties 672 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:24,263 and girls whose hair you used to pull at temple twenty years ago. 673 00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:25,890 I’m not trying to find anybody. 674 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:28,976 I don't want all those aunties talking about me. Judging me. 675 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:34,061 God, you can like, feel their looks. 676 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:37,276 What is all that shuffling? What are you doing? 677 00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:40,071 I'm just checking the fit of the blouse. 678 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:43,154 So if you get this physical therapy job, are you gonna move out? 679 00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:46,282 Mom and dad have got to be driving you crazy by now. 680 00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:50,498 Are you still checking? 681 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:53,581 Verdict? 682 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:55,795 I hate my body. 683 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,505 How much have you gained? 684 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:58,547 Like what? A pound? 685 00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:01,676 Well, you know I don't mean it like that. It’s just... 686 00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:05,346 I've been eating shitty all week, and I just feel gross. 687 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:06,635 And I look like a fucking... 688 00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:13,392 I look like a fucking fruit roll-up. 689 00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:15,773 RAJINI [over speakerphone]: So you're not gonna go tonight? 690 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,484 Oh God, I don't know. I don't even like those girls. 691 00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:20,444 Pretty sure they don't like me either. 692 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,947 They just invited me because I'm singing at the wedding. 693 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,324 And I wouldn't even be doing that if mom would stop pimping me out. 694 00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:27,076 But Sushmita’s so nice. 695 00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:30,159 You know, I wouldn't even be coming back if any of the other ones were getting married. 696 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:32,373 Are you out to her? 697 00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:34,625 No. I'm sure I could be. 698 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:39,213 Well, whatever. They're all just shitty, entitled gossips anyways. 699 00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:40,256 They can all eat a dick. 700 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,757 You're so classy! 701 00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:44,719 Mom said at least one of us needs to go and I won't be there till tomorrow so... 702 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:48,264 So I just do everything mom tells me to do now? 703 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:50,558 Whose laundry are you picking up right now? 704 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,852 Okay. Shut up, you bitch. 705 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:55,771 All this cursing. So classy. 706 00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:58,145 I am so classy. 707 00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:23,424 Hello. 708 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:26,507 Just the regular. 709 00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:49,780 ♪ When you have ♪ 710 00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:53,909 ♪ another's arms about you ♪ 711 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:59,165 ♪ do you ever think of me? ♪ 712 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:04,503 ♪ And when you whisper ♪ 713 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:09,800 ♪ “I can't live without you” ♪ 714 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:16,056 ♪ do you ever think of me? ♪ 715 00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:22,021 ♪ And when your eyes disguise ♪ 716 00:41:22,771 --> 00:41:26,650 ♪ those same old loving lies ♪ 717 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:34,283 ♪ you tell so tenderly ♪ 718 00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:39,747 ♪ Deep in your heart unfeeling ♪ 719 00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:43,876 ♪ when some heart you're stealing ♪ 720 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:52,551 ♪ do you ever think of me? ♪ 721 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:56,267 Hey! 722 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:57,810 Thanks again for coming. 723 00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:00,146 No, of course. Of course! 724 00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:03,399 I’m just... I'm so happy for you. 725 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,192 Again, congratulations. 726 00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:07,736 Thank you. Yeah... It’s... 727 00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:11,195 It's like in two days, and I still can't believe it. 728 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:12,658 Excited? 729 00:42:12,738 --> 00:42:15,744 I just want it to get done already, you know? 730 00:42:15,824 --> 00:42:18,664 I mean, this wedding doesn’t really change anything. 731 00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:20,749 Exactly. That's what I always say. Like... 732 00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:24,462 I mean, if it's working then... What is there to change? 733 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,585 - Exactly. And... - Excuse me? 734 00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:29,213 Can I order you ladies a drink? 735 00:42:31,423 --> 00:42:34,969 Thanks. But I think... Yeah. 736 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:41,228 Yeah, sure. Martini? Maybe... And? 737 00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:43,185 Two martinis, please. 738 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:44,648 I'm J.T. 739 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:45,691 Sushmita. 740 00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:47,359 Sushmita? 741 00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:49,737 That's lovely. Is that Hindu? 742 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:52,653 - Hindi. Yes. - Okay. 743 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,742 She's about to get married. 744 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,243 Congratulations. 745 00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:57,495 Yeah. Thank you. 746 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:58,746 And? 747 00:42:58,826 --> 00:42:59,580 Jade. 748 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:01,624 Jade. That's nice too. 749 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:04,418 Sounds oriental? 750 00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:06,045 Oriental? 751 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:09,089 Are you kidding me? People don't say that anymore. 752 00:43:09,169 --> 00:43:13,219 It's Asian. Like, Oriental is like a... 753 00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:16,805 Rugs and furniture. No, that's what I meant. 754 00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:18,933 You sound like a vase. 755 00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:22,600 Bartender. Two martinis please. 756 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:25,940 You're marrying a doctor? 757 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,650 No, I am the doctor. 758 00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:28,609 Wow. 759 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:32,029 We could not find him anywhere. He was gone. 760 00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:36,283 We went hopping from casino to casino, paying cover charges to clubs... 761 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:39,078 You know damn well you're not going to find me in the club. 762 00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:43,412 We scoured all of Vegas and then walked into White Castle. 763 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:47,336 And this dude is passed out on the table 764 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:50,339 with 50 cheeseburgers piled up in front of him. Like... 765 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:54,385 That’s God's food right there. 766 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,178 Where were you guys going from there? 767 00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:56,929 Burning Man. 768 00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:59,723 - Well, we were... - Wait. 769 00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:00,975 What's Burning Man? 770 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:02,768 You don’t know what Burning Man is? 771 00:44:02,848 --> 00:44:05,604 If you don't know what it is I don't know if I can explain it to you. 772 00:44:05,684 --> 00:44:07,856 It’s an art festival where you can camp out. 773 00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:11,735 No, that’s not... Really? It's about survival. 774 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:14,655 And the work of surviving, like the psychological work. 775 00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:19,994 Like what happens when you truly accept that we are animals 776 00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:23,956 and all of the things that we are forced to carry around with us 777 00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:29,795 because of society, because of the paradigms that we are forced to exist in. 778 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:32,044 What happens when we let those go as... 779 00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:35,422 as a collective. 780 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,117 Hey, I'm home. 781 00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:45,200 Hello. 782 00:45:45,659 --> 00:45:48,123 Is no one here? 783 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:49,750 Where is everyone? 784 00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:51,919 Why are you so loud though? 785 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:54,838 Dude, it's 1 p.m... How can you still be asleep? 786 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:56,962 What's on your computer? What are you watching? 787 00:45:58,672 --> 00:46:00,636 Hey, are you okay? 788 00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:04,098 What's wrong? 789 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:07,181 Jade. 790 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:10,392 Three years. 791 00:46:11,685 --> 00:46:12,940 One year in New York, 792 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:16,565 before we went to grad school and two long distance. 793 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:19,279 And I never met him? 794 00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:22,362 Like, even in passing? 795 00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:25,953 I tell you everything. 796 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,705 You came out to me a year and a half ago. 797 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:31,246 - You knew though. - Can you not make this about you right now? 798 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,876 You ended it? 799 00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:38,128 He did. 800 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:43,133 We got in a really big fight about the distance, and... 801 00:46:45,886 --> 00:46:48,847 I called him the next day, and I told him that 802 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:53,480 I was good, and he told me, 803 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,563 “Your instincts were right the first time.” 804 00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:59,319 Did you sleep with him? 805 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:03,407 Never mind, never mind. Forget I asked that. 806 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:06,990 Seriously. I know we talk about everything. 807 00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:10,706 Jade. 808 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:13,789 You’re my baby sister. 809 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:16,670 So what are you going to do? 810 00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:18,502 I don't know. 811 00:47:20,462 --> 00:47:23,465 Do you love him? 812 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,805 Yes. Wrong answer, girl. Wrong answer. 813 00:47:26,885 --> 00:47:29,892 You’re supposed to be the one person in our family that didn't tell me that. 814 00:47:29,972 --> 00:47:34,313 Okay, best case scenario: You go meet him, you hit it off. 815 00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:37,354 You’ve both grown and changed. What then? 816 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:40,527 I don't know, I thought this was best case scenario. 817 00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:42,070 Best case scenario? 818 00:47:42,150 --> 00:47:44,448 He moves to New York. He buys a house, moves you into it. 819 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:46,408 You get the perfect job. 820 00:47:46,488 --> 00:47:49,161 Mom and dad will still cut you out of the family like you were cancer. 821 00:47:49,241 --> 00:47:51,079 I thought this was best case scenario. 822 00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:54,621 That is best case scenario. 823 00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:59,296 Jade... Why’re you being such a dick about this? 824 00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:01,965 I'm being a dick? 825 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:03,467 You're gay. 826 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,550 And you're telling me that I fell in love with the wrong person? 827 00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:08,263 So you can only love Black artists. 828 00:48:08,343 --> 00:48:10,098 That's your orientation? 829 00:48:10,178 --> 00:48:11,225 He's Muslim too. 830 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:12,764 - Are you serious? - No. 831 00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:15,896 He's an atheist. 832 00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:18,979 That's worse. 833 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:24,822 You don’t think I don’t think about being straight sometimes? 834 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,240 How much easier it would be? 835 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,117 You know I've come out to them, like, four times. They just laugh at me. 836 00:48:29,197 --> 00:48:30,077 So this is about you. 837 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:32,454 You have options that I don't have. That's what I'm saying. 838 00:48:32,534 --> 00:48:36,124 Mom and dad have always told us that they just want us to be happy. 839 00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:38,043 This is what makes me happy. 840 00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:40,671 They expect us to make them happy too. 841 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:43,340 Look, I get long distance. 842 00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:46,051 You talk on the phone, you take little weekend getaways 843 00:48:46,131 --> 00:48:49,012 and it never interferes with your real life. 844 00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:51,515 Jade, you got to know that's not your real life. 845 00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:54,017 This cannot be just another little adventure of yours. 846 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:57,479 That’s not what it was? 847 00:48:57,559 --> 00:48:58,268 What? 848 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,940 That's not what it was. 849 00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:33,720 “Like old times?” What am I? A fucking talkie from the 40s? 850 00:49:53,323 --> 00:49:55,329 Did you girls try the cholis on? 851 00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:57,289 Yeah, mom, it's all fine. 852 00:49:57,369 --> 00:50:00,876 Because I don't even have time to do anything now. 853 00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:04,713 So, Jade, what are you singing for the wedding? 854 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:05,964 Still not sure. 855 00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:06,673 Jade! 856 00:50:06,753 --> 00:50:08,717 Not sure? It’s tomorrow. 857 00:50:08,797 --> 00:50:10,552 They said I can sing whatever I want. 858 00:50:10,632 --> 00:50:12,179 I'm singing a cappella. 859 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:13,889 - JADE’S MOM: A cappella? - Everybody calm down. 860 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:16,642 I told them I'm singing. I'll sing. 861 00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:19,725 You know, I've known Sushmita’s father since I was six years old. 862 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:24,062 His father got me a job when I first came to America as a janitor. 863 00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:25,442 Before I sent for your mother. 864 00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:27,694 Raj, are you listening to this? This is fascinating. 865 00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:30,781 - Dad has literally never told this story before. - Fascinating-fascinating kind of thing. 866 00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:32,491 I used to sleep on the basement floor. 867 00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:34,868 The floor of the basement shared with your uncles. 868 00:50:34,948 --> 00:50:37,162 And I used to tell myself, “Why am I doing this? 869 00:50:37,242 --> 00:50:39,915 I used to do this in India.” But then his father told me, 870 00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:42,998 “You are not here, so you will not sleep on the floor. 871 00:50:43,081 --> 00:50:44,211 You will sleep on the floor 872 00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:46,463 so your children will not sleep on the floor. 873 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:48,006 Because they will be Americans. 874 00:50:48,086 --> 00:50:51,089 So I am telling you all this, my American daughter 875 00:50:51,339 --> 00:50:53,595 so you better pick a damn good song. 876 00:50:53,675 --> 00:50:55,469 Are you sure the cholis fit? 877 00:50:55,719 --> 00:51:00,102 I was looking at the pictures of you from the last time. It was so long ago. 878 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,434 I bought something else, Mom. 879 00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:04,356 Why would you do that? 880 00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:06,817 - I bought a pantsuit that I like. - Rajini... 881 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:08,360 I bought it, I like it, and I'm going to wear it. 882 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,446 What will people think? You wearing trousers? 883 00:51:11,526 --> 00:51:14,366 Unmarried. They're going to think we’re [speaks Gujurati]. 884 00:51:14,446 --> 00:51:16,493 Well, then let's just rip the Band-Aid off. - Raji beta... 885 00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:20,288 Listen to your mother. It's embarrassing for us to see you single still. 886 00:51:20,368 --> 00:51:21,039 Put some effort. 887 00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:23,959 I'm not going for the men. 888 00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:27,254 Wherever you go, you need to be looking for men. 889 00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:29,920 Excuse me. 890 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:42,599 I have a black boyfriend. 891 00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:44,563 Yeah? 892 00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:46,106 Well, that's good. 893 00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:49,026 It's good to have all different kinds of friends. 894 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:25,687 KEIR [over phone]: Yo. It’s Keir. Leave a message. 895 00:52:25,767 --> 00:52:28,523 VOICEMAIL [over phone]: At the tone, please record your voice message. 896 00:52:28,603 --> 00:52:30,067 When you are finished recording. 897 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:33,111 You may hang up or press pound for more options. 898 00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:39,072 Um... Hey. 899 00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:44,164 So... you're in the air right now 900 00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:47,247 on your way to New York, and... 901 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:56,006 you're never gonna hear this because you never listen to your voicemail. 902 00:52:56,798 --> 00:52:59,176 Ever. 903 00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:04,639 But that's actually a good thing in this case. 904 00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:11,024 Because I can just say whatever I want to you. 905 00:53:11,104 --> 00:53:13,398 So... 906 00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:19,654 The first thing I want to say is... 907 00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:25,535 I didn't mean that email. 908 00:53:26,953 --> 00:53:29,956 Please, please, please, please, please... 909 00:53:30,332 --> 00:53:33,335 contact me. 910 00:53:33,668 --> 00:53:36,671 Contact me whenever you want. 911 00:53:37,923 --> 00:53:40,926 I would love it right now if you would call me and... 912 00:53:42,093 --> 00:53:45,096 break up with me again. 913 00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:50,227 I mean, like... fuck you in advance if you do, but... 914 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:54,856 I just miss your voice. 915 00:53:55,732 --> 00:54:00,407 But, I don't like the way that you talk to me sometimes. 916 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:02,325 If we see each other again, don't do that shit... 917 00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:05,829 This mailbox is full and cannot accept new messages. 918 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:09,913 To disconnect press... Keir... 919 00:54:13,124 --> 00:54:16,127 Why don't you believe that I loved you? 920 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,924 I honestly thought that you were just saying it because I said it. 921 00:54:22,550 --> 00:54:28,139 But... I know that you thought I was beautiful, and... 922 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,976 I always... 923 00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:37,232 God I... I hope that you still... 924 00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:43,613 My mom... 925 00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:53,293 My mom got me this saree for this wedding tomorrow, and it's really beautiful. 926 00:54:53,373 --> 00:55:00,255 And it doesn't fit me the way that I would want it to, but... 927 00:55:01,506 --> 00:55:04,926 But if we were together? Oh man... 928 00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:09,684 Yeah, I got to, like, sing this song, at this wedding tomorrow 929 00:55:09,764 --> 00:55:13,313 in, like, ten hours, and I have no idea what I want to sing. 930 00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:17,230 And actually, that's not true. I do know what I want to sing. I just... 931 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,237 can't. 932 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,530 I want to sing that, 933 00:55:22,610 --> 00:55:28,783 that old-ass song that you knew all the words to for some... 934 00:55:29,951 --> 00:55:32,954 stupid reason. 935 00:55:35,540 --> 00:55:40,086 But I'm probably just going to sing some Hindi bullshit. 936 00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:43,635 I shouldn't say that. 937 00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:48,928 Anyway, I'm gonna sing this song for you now. 938 00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:51,306 And... 939 00:55:52,390 --> 00:55:56,189 I guess you're just going to have to be okay with the fact that 940 00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:59,272 you never got to hear it. 941 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:07,781 ♪ When you have ♪ 942 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:13,495 ♪ another’s arms around you ♪ 943 00:56:16,998 --> 00:56:23,755 ♪ do you ever think of me? ♪ 944 00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:31,930 ♪ And when you whisper ♪ 945 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,935 ♪ I can't live without you ♪ 946 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:44,984 ♪ do you ever think of me? ♪ 947 00:56:50,198 --> 00:56:53,952 ♪ And when your eyes disguise ♪ 948 00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:59,666 ♪ those same old loving lies ♪ 949 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:05,255 ♪ you tell so tenderly ♪ 950 00:57:07,757 --> 00:57:11,469 ♪ Deep in your heart unfeeling ♪ 951 00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:17,434 ♪ some heart you're stealing ♪ 952 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:23,314 ♪ do you ever think of ♪ 953 00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:26,250 ♪ me? ♪ 954 00:57:58,099 --> 00:58:01,019 Jaladhi. 955 00:58:04,814 --> 00:58:06,858 What? 956 00:58:09,235 --> 00:58:11,446 What did we do wrong? 957 00:58:13,239 --> 00:58:15,412 What are you talking about? 958 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:18,495 Your sister and her clothes for the wedding. 959 00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:22,290 Dad, just let it go. 960 00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:26,589 Look, I just want for you to be happy. 961 00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:29,759 You and your sister. So believe me when I tell you 962 00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:33,471 that nothing is going to give you more happiness than family. Nothing. 963 00:58:33,551 --> 00:58:36,474 So I try to give this gift to you, and your sister... 964 00:58:36,554 --> 00:58:38,518 Dad... slaps my hand away. 965 00:58:38,598 --> 00:58:40,934 That's not it. 966 00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:45,355 You know, maybe we're happier than you realize. 967 00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:52,028 You've done a great job already. 968 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,703 Okay, then you talk to her. 969 00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:59,122 Tell her to put those clothes away. This is not the time. 970 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,249 I just want her to find someone and be happy... 971 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:02,292 I’m not going to do that. 972 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:05,375 But nothing is wrong? 973 00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:12,632 What is wrong, beta? 974 00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:18,346 Did you ever love anyone besides Mom? 975 00:59:19,055 --> 00:59:20,977 Before Mom? 976 00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:26,483 What is this? This is all... Dad, I'm being serious. 977 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:29,652 You don't mean love beta. You mean romance. 978 00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:34,404 Everyone has romance. It means nothing. 979 00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:38,658 You don't build a life around romance. 980 00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:42,916 When your mother was promised to me, that was beginning of a great love. 981 00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:45,335 But you love mom, right? 982 00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:48,418 Like romantically? You... 983 00:59:49,627 --> 00:59:51,382 She makes you happy? 984 00:59:51,462 --> 00:59:54,093 I love the life we've built for each other. 985 00:59:54,173 --> 00:59:56,513 She's my [speaks Gujurati]. 986 00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:58,511 The common thread that binds us all. 987 00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:02,307 But that was not built on romance. 988 01:00:03,891 --> 01:00:06,894 That was built on a promise. 989 01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:09,063 Not feelings. 990 01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:12,400 I’m really tired, Dad. 991 01:00:14,736 --> 01:00:17,739 I will let you sleep. 992 01:00:21,701 --> 01:00:25,121 Maybe talk to your sister, okay? 993 01:00:38,676 --> 01:00:42,889 Yeah. Did I go too heavy with the blush? 994 01:00:43,306 --> 01:00:45,642 No. I think this is as good as it's going to get. 995 01:00:47,143 --> 01:00:50,605 Okay. Do me, do me. 996 01:00:52,357 --> 01:00:56,072 There's that one song from the movie. You know the one I’m talking about. 997 01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:59,826 No. I'm just going to wing it, you know, just be in the moment. 998 01:00:59,906 --> 01:01:01,911 No, but you know the movie, right? 999 01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:36,401 Ow! Fuck! 1000 01:02:47,972 --> 01:02:50,308 Other shoulder! Other shoulder. 1001 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:57,443 All right, all right. That's something, that's something. 1002 01:02:57,523 --> 01:03:00,530 Keir. 50. Keir, I got something. 1003 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:01,986 Keir. 1004 01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:03,991 Keir, God damn it! 1005 01:03:04,071 --> 01:03:06,824 - Where the hell are you? - My bad. 1006 01:03:07,575 --> 01:03:10,248 All day, you got one thing to do. 1007 01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:12,538 One thing. 1008 01:03:12,997 --> 01:03:16,334 Okay, that's good. That's good. 1009 01:03:17,251 --> 01:03:19,841 Manhattan bound C train. 1010 01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:23,800 The next stop is Shepherd Avenue. 1011 01:03:29,847 --> 01:03:31,853 Carter, we doing this or we going home? 1012 01:03:31,933 --> 01:03:33,601 Kneel for me. 1013 01:03:34,101 --> 01:03:35,106 All right, all right. 1014 01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:37,522 That's something, that's something. 1015 01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:40,278 Try and chase me with it. 1016 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:42,530 Chase me? You know what I mean when I say, “chase me?” 1017 01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:45,071 Carter? We doing this or are we not doing this? 1018 01:04:15,935 --> 01:04:17,523 I love that song. 1019 01:04:17,603 --> 01:04:20,565 KEIR [over phone]: Come out. 1020 01:05:50,446 --> 01:05:52,326 Well, no. Can I... Yeah, no. No. 1021 01:05:52,406 --> 01:05:55,451 I just don't think we need the room anymore, that’s all. 1022 01:05:56,285 --> 01:05:59,288 Okay, well, how much is a refund? 1023 01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:02,166 Seriously? That's... Well, no that... 1024 01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:06,295 I'm... Okay. Yeah, no. I... 1025 01:06:07,421 --> 01:06:11,634 No, fine. It’s fine. It’s OK. We’ll... Don't worry about it. 1026 01:06:22,478 --> 01:06:24,814 Oh, God. 1027 01:06:26,315 --> 01:06:28,109 Okay. 1028 01:06:28,776 --> 01:06:29,780 I got... 1029 01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:32,533 Okay, give me... Give me the drugs. Give me all the drugs. 1030 01:06:32,613 --> 01:06:35,578 I got Tylenol, I got Delsym. 1031 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:38,661 I've got Sudafed. 1032 01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:43,749 I've got crack. I’ve got... - Crack. - Yep. 1033 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,504 You know I’m allergic. 1034 01:06:45,584 --> 01:06:48,546 Well that's more crack for me then. 1035 01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:51,636 Oh God. 1036 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:57,558 I promise I’m going to beat this and I’m coming to your party. 1037 01:06:57,638 --> 01:07:01,187 You don't really have to worry about it. I mean, to be honest 1038 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:04,270 I'd rather stay here and take care of your sick ass anyways. 1039 01:07:04,603 --> 01:07:05,816 It's your party. 1040 01:07:05,896 --> 01:07:08,858 You can't not go to your own going away party. 1041 01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:10,696 They can make it a gone away party. 1042 01:07:10,776 --> 01:07:14,071 No! We're going. 1043 01:07:15,156 --> 01:07:18,079 Your parents are so nice to do this. 1044 01:07:18,159 --> 01:07:23,539 And it's like this last time that you guys will be together and... 1045 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:26,876 Okay. So... Drugs. 1046 01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:32,551 My parents already love you. You can chill on trying to impress them. 1047 01:07:32,631 --> 01:07:34,383 Or make them happy and... 1048 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:45,481 You lucky you cute. 1049 01:07:45,561 --> 01:07:47,233 Sick kiss. Sick kiss. 1050 01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:49,318 Oh, I’m not giving you a sick kiss. 1051 01:07:49,398 --> 01:07:51,233 - Sick kiss. - No... 1052 01:07:53,652 --> 01:07:57,406 ‘Cause I am not going back out. You’re about to get all that up. 1053 01:08:01,202 --> 01:08:02,328 Yep. 1054 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:09,168 Is this what it’s going to be like when you move to California? 1055 01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:10,881 This is Northern California, babe. 1056 01:08:10,961 --> 01:08:12,633 I told you, I'm moving to Southern California. 1057 01:08:12,713 --> 01:08:13,759 There’s a difference. 1058 01:08:13,839 --> 01:08:19,303 I know, I'm... What I mean is like, all all the happy-ass white people. 1059 01:08:20,763 --> 01:08:22,601 Their mom just died. 1060 01:08:22,681 --> 01:08:26,355 Then a comedian and a drummer 1061 01:08:26,435 --> 01:08:29,525 move into their basement, and everything’s fine. 1062 01:08:29,605 --> 01:08:32,566 I don’t even know why we’re watching this shit, man. 1063 01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:36,278 Okay, you know, not everything has to be an art film. 1064 01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:38,531 Yeah, but we have Netflix at our disposal. 1065 01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:43,748 Okay, just learn to appreciate the simple pleasures in life. 1066 01:08:43,828 --> 01:08:47,665 Like 90s sitcoms and Christmas movies. 1067 01:08:48,582 --> 01:08:50,588 Oh, and mayonnaise. 1068 01:08:50,668 --> 01:08:52,673 Mayonnaise is fucking gross. And you know it. 1069 01:08:52,753 --> 01:08:56,385 I'm just trying to help you out with your dry-ass sandwiches. 1070 01:08:56,465 --> 01:08:58,012 Wow! Okay. 1071 01:08:58,092 --> 01:09:01,223 What's whiter? Mayonnaise? People who love mayonnaise? 1072 01:09:01,303 --> 01:09:04,306 Or this fucking show? 1073 01:09:04,598 --> 01:09:07,688 You know, maybe the point of TV is just to make people feel good 1074 01:09:07,768 --> 01:09:09,231 - See? And that's the problem right there. - After a long day of... 1075 01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:10,024 That's the problem. 1076 01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:12,985 Maybe, I'm sick! 1077 01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:15,571 And I just wanna turn my brain off 1078 01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:18,949 and passively accepting some Stamos 1079 01:09:19,029 --> 01:09:21,782 can be a conduit for my needs. 1080 01:09:22,491 --> 01:09:24,538 And maybe... 1081 01:09:24,618 --> 01:09:28,417 Not everything has to be an exercise in challenging my fucking worldview. 1082 01:09:28,497 --> 01:09:32,713 Okay, well maybe this is so effective at doing it that it puts your mind at rest 1083 01:09:32,793 --> 01:09:36,175 and makes you passive, makes your whole body passive. 1084 01:09:36,255 --> 01:09:41,093 Maybe you can't fight infection. Maybe that's the reason you're sick. 1085 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:44,266 You know what's not a conduit for my needs? 1086 01:09:44,346 --> 01:09:46,098 - What? - Your ass. 1087 01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:48,813 Art! Real arts? 1088 01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:53,025 Oh, that requires labor. That requires an active audience. 1089 01:09:53,105 --> 01:09:55,694 The fuck does real mean? 1090 01:09:55,774 --> 01:09:57,234 Legitimate. 1091 01:09:57,902 --> 01:10:00,783 Okay. You're struggling to come up with something less objective. 1092 01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:02,493 You can't come up with a counter argument. 1093 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:05,371 So there we go. 1094 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:09,083 What I want to watch is just as important as what you want to watch. 1095 01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:10,918 Absolutely, absolutely. 1096 01:10:10,998 --> 01:10:14,001 You're right, you're right, you're right. 1097 01:10:14,543 --> 01:10:16,006 Just not as good. 1098 01:10:16,086 --> 01:10:19,093 Okay? You know what? I’m done with you. 1099 01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:20,219 Hold on. 1100 01:10:20,299 --> 01:10:23,097 What? Oh. 1101 01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:29,892 I wanna memorize you. 1102 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:36,232 Lips. 1103 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:49,495 Eyes. 1104 01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:55,459 Cheeks. 1105 01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:05,928 Shoulders. 1106 01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:13,060 So I can still feel you when you're gone. 1107 01:11:15,854 --> 01:11:18,857 And when... 1108 01:11:21,193 --> 01:11:23,782 What? 1109 01:11:23,862 --> 01:11:26,865 No, babe. What’s wrong? 1110 01:11:27,241 --> 01:11:29,788 It's nothing. 1111 01:11:29,868 --> 01:11:32,871 I was just touching you. 1112 01:11:34,456 --> 01:11:37,459 I'm sleeping. 1113 01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:23,630 Hey. 1114 01:12:34,058 --> 01:12:35,559 Keep going. 1115 01:12:35,809 --> 01:12:37,398 - Hey. - Morning. 1116 01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:38,816 Morning. 1117 01:12:38,896 --> 01:12:40,981 Well, you like you're feeling better. 1118 01:12:42,107 --> 01:12:42,903 Yeah. 1119 01:12:42,983 --> 01:12:45,986 Yeah, I'm feeling much much better. 1120 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:49,285 Yeah. 1121 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:52,326 Like how much better? 1122 01:12:53,827 --> 01:12:56,583 Pretty-Pretty good. Yeah. 1123 01:12:56,663 --> 01:12:58,961 Party pretty good? 1124 01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,087 Yeah. 1125 01:13:00,167 --> 01:13:04,091 Like we should go to the party, pretty good? 1126 01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:05,384 Yeah. 1127 01:13:05,464 --> 01:13:07,883 - Yeah? Like... - Keir. 1128 01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:10,848 - We were never not going to the party. - I didn’t know. You were sick last night. 1129 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:13,931 - So? - It's your going away party. 1130 01:13:14,723 --> 01:13:16,433 We're going. 1131 01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:20,479 Okay. 1132 01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:24,653 You want some donuts? 1133 01:13:24,733 --> 01:13:26,280 Some donuts? 1134 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,116 Yeah, I actually picked them up on my way back from the run, 1135 01:13:29,196 --> 01:13:32,119 which I probably shouldn't do because I'm trying... 1136 01:13:54,805 --> 01:13:56,477 - They’re so... - Get them off. 1137 01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:57,561 I might stink. 1138 01:13:57,641 --> 01:14:00,644 I don't care. 1139 01:14:06,024 --> 01:14:09,027 I want you closer. 1140 01:14:45,898 --> 01:14:49,530 ♪ Riding down the street, got Jade on the beat. ♪ 1141 01:14:49,610 --> 01:14:53,075 ♪ My hand is on her legs and also on her feet. ♪ 1142 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:57,913 ♪ Brown skin little bitty honey bee, going straight to the family ♪ 1143 01:14:57,993 --> 01:15:01,625 ♪ We about to eat a ton of food like chicken and grits. ♪ 1144 01:15:01,705 --> 01:15:06,839 ♪ Well, we ain't in the South, yeah. Keep your mouth going like that. ♪ 1145 01:15:06,919 --> 01:15:09,466 ♪ Trying to hear how you do it. Double back. ♪ 1146 01:15:09,546 --> 01:15:13,846 ♪ Bring the beat back and don't let it drop. You ain't no rat. That’s right. ♪ 1147 01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:20,557 ♪ You’re my girl. You in my world. Trying to make sure we don't unfurl. ♪ 1148 01:15:20,807 --> 01:15:23,480 ♪ I wonder what you look like with curls. ♪ 1149 01:15:29,566 --> 01:15:31,485 Like that? 1150 01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:54,803 Come, come. I have something to show you. 1151 01:15:54,883 --> 01:15:58,015 I know you didn’t show up to our Christmas party this year. 1152 01:15:58,095 --> 01:15:59,975 So I didn't get a chance to show you. 1153 01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:02,269 - I am so sorry. - Oh, no, no. It's okay. 1154 01:16:02,349 --> 01:16:05,602 I'm glad you're here. But! Wait... 1155 01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:08,859 Have you ever seen one of these? 1156 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:12,654 I bought it for the kids, but I kept it for me. 1157 01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:14,573 Look. 1158 01:16:21,118 --> 01:16:23,832 I mean, I can’t... 1159 01:16:23,912 --> 01:16:26,915 I wanted to share it with the whole family. 1160 01:16:29,626 --> 01:16:31,673 It's adorable isn't it? 1161 01:16:31,753 --> 01:16:34,968 It is. It's really adorable. 1162 01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:43,015 Oh, there you go. There you go. 1163 01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:47,728 We're going to miss you. 1164 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:52,107 Now we know you're going to be back for every major holiday. 1165 01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:56,031 Arbor Day, Rosh Hashanah, 1166 01:16:56,111 --> 01:16:59,114 and Breast Cancer Awareness Month. 1167 01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:03,118 But in all seriousness, in all seriousness. 1168 01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:07,834 We are very proud of you. 1169 01:17:07,914 --> 01:17:10,295 And we hope that you come back to us 1170 01:17:10,375 --> 01:17:13,879 but we know that life is long and it's winding. 1171 01:17:14,713 --> 01:17:17,177 But if you live it well, 1172 01:17:17,257 --> 01:17:20,302 it will take you on paths that you never expected. 1173 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:26,642 So here's to Christmas break. 1174 01:17:27,267 --> 01:17:30,270 Here, here. 1175 01:17:31,271 --> 01:17:32,150 And Jade. 1176 01:17:32,230 --> 01:17:33,443 Oh, no. 1177 01:17:33,523 --> 01:17:36,526 Jade, please make sure that he visits you. 1178 01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:42,658 Because we know that she's going to see you more than we do. 1179 01:17:43,116 --> 01:17:43,996 To Jade. 1180 01:17:44,076 --> 01:17:45,080 To Jade! 1181 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,454 Thank you. 1182 01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:54,002 One thing about long distance? It’s long distance. 1183 01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,383 That’s the only thing! 1184 01:17:58,131 --> 01:18:00,012 So you guys are still fucking? 1185 01:18:00,092 --> 01:18:02,306 - Wow. - Oh my God. 1186 01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:03,932 - What? - I mean, do we have to go here. 1187 01:18:04,012 --> 01:18:06,143 - I'm just asking! What are you going to do? - We're fine, we're fine. 1188 01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:07,811 - That’s a great question. - We don't have that problem. 1189 01:18:07,891 --> 01:18:09,396 I mean, it's a six month program, right? 1190 01:18:09,476 --> 01:18:11,481 - It's like, what are you doing? - It's actually three years. 1191 01:18:11,561 --> 01:18:13,567 - Wow. - Just three. 1192 01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:16,695 Three times 365 is what? 1193 01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:18,155 What’re you looking at me for, man? 1194 01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:20,532 You look like somebody’s substitute teacher. 1195 01:18:20,612 --> 01:18:22,993 We just don’t want to break up. We don't want to end things. 1196 01:18:23,073 --> 01:18:24,620 So... 1197 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,622 So what are y'all doing to keep each other interested? 1198 01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:29,291 - We talk every day. - Every day. And we're here. 1199 01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:32,127 I talk to my mom every day, and I don’t... 1200 01:18:32,207 --> 01:18:33,253 Yeah, he's not fucking his mom. 1201 01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:34,129 I don't want to. 1202 01:18:34,209 --> 01:18:39,051 Well, you know, everyone has a webcam these days. So... 1203 01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:41,386 - We've done it before. - It was okay. It was nice. 1204 01:18:41,466 --> 01:18:45,307 It was definitely not the real thing. It doesn’t beat the real thing. At all. 1205 01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:47,517 - Cybersex. - It's nice though. It’s cool. 1206 01:18:47,597 --> 01:18:50,479 - Oh, it's nice? - No, no. It's nice, it’s nice. She makes it nice. 1207 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,105 - She makes it nice? - She makes it nice? 1208 01:18:52,185 --> 01:18:53,899 - Yeah. She makes it... - Oh my God! 1209 01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:56,443 - Don’t say that I make it nice. - What? 1210 01:18:56,523 --> 01:18:58,779 That sounds foul as shit. 1211 01:18:58,859 --> 01:19:00,113 What’re you talking about? It’s a compliment. 1212 01:19:00,193 --> 01:19:01,990 - Yeah, I know. Very complimentary. - It is a totally a compliment. 1213 01:19:02,070 --> 01:19:03,325 - Nice is nice. - Literally nice. 1214 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:05,952 Oh my God. Please. Please stop. 1215 01:19:06,032 --> 01:19:08,413 We're not going to talk about this anymore, okay? 1216 01:19:08,493 --> 01:19:09,581 “She makes it nice!” 1217 01:19:11,705 --> 01:19:14,252 - You keep saying, “Makes it nice.” - That’s what... I’m going to just stop there. 1218 01:19:14,332 --> 01:19:16,546 Is there any naughty in there? That’s all I’m trying to figure out. 1219 01:19:16,626 --> 01:19:18,048 Shit. You got naughty right here. 1220 01:19:18,128 --> 01:19:20,008 - Fuckmouth over here. - Yeah. You want to know what this is? 1221 01:19:20,088 --> 01:19:21,426 No. No! 1222 01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:23,970 Keep it on. No! No! 1223 01:19:26,887 --> 01:19:29,476 Listen here. Thing about me is I'm a hobo-sexual. 1224 01:19:29,556 --> 01:19:30,894 - A Hobo... - What? 1225 01:19:30,974 --> 01:19:34,102 A hobo-sexual is when you make love to your woman, right? 1226 01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:36,316 Give her the best sex of her life 1227 01:19:36,396 --> 01:19:38,151 because you need a place to stay. 1228 01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:45,826 What do you want from us? We told you the webcam. 1229 01:19:45,906 --> 01:19:47,619 - Mom. - I'm just saying, like... 1230 01:19:47,699 --> 01:19:52,457 - I'm at home, Mom. It's nobody. - I haven’t fucked anything in... 1231 01:19:52,537 --> 01:19:55,540 I always... I can't get guys to sleep over. Sorry, I'm just thinking, like... 1232 01:19:57,167 --> 01:20:01,633 God, like I want... Let's say I wanted to try to like... 1233 01:20:01,713 --> 01:20:03,844 Sorry. Well, whatever. 1234 01:20:03,924 --> 01:20:08,011 - Sorry, man. - Oh, no. It's just... It's fine. 1235 01:20:09,304 --> 01:20:12,477 It's not the first time somebody’s been embarrassed I'm Black. 1236 01:20:12,557 --> 01:20:16,022 Hell, sometimes I'm embarrassed I’m Black. It’s not a big deal. 1237 01:20:16,102 --> 01:20:17,816 Can I ask you something? 1238 01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:21,611 How does she make it nice? Because I would like to do that. 1239 01:20:21,691 --> 01:20:23,363 It really is hard for me. 1240 01:20:23,443 --> 01:20:25,574 I would like your guys’ support. 1241 01:20:25,654 --> 01:20:27,531 - Please. - We’re here for you. 1242 01:20:37,249 --> 01:20:39,045 You sure you don't need any help? 1243 01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:43,964 Jade, if you ask one more time, I'm going to feed you another plate. 1244 01:20:49,511 --> 01:20:51,933 Hey, man. 1245 01:20:52,013 --> 01:20:54,099 We’re headed out. 1246 01:20:55,892 --> 01:20:58,186 I'll see you out there. 1247 01:21:01,064 --> 01:21:04,025 - Homie. - Okay. 1248 01:21:05,026 --> 01:21:06,740 - I miss you already. - I'll be back. 1249 01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:09,823 KEIR’S MOTHER: Yes. You’re welcome. Have a good night, okay? 1250 01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:14,369 - Oh, thank you so much for having us. - Be safe. 1251 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:18,123 Hey, wait. 1252 01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:24,591 Always, always. 1253 01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:26,047 Shut up. 1254 01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:38,605 Hey. 1255 01:21:38,685 --> 01:21:41,441 Guess what? 1256 01:21:41,521 --> 01:21:45,942 You remember that thing we always used to talk about doing. 1257 01:21:47,068 --> 01:21:49,529 I did it. 1258 01:21:50,196 --> 01:21:51,493 What? 1259 01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:55,831 The room. The hotel uptown. 1260 01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:58,914 For tonight. 1261 01:21:59,706 --> 01:22:03,376 It's going to be just the two of us together. 1262 01:22:04,794 --> 01:22:08,214 You don't want to be here with your family? 1263 01:22:08,882 --> 01:22:11,426 No. 1264 01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:17,098 Plus, I booked it already. 1265 01:22:18,558 --> 01:22:23,355 Come on. You love surprises. 1266 01:22:29,903 --> 01:22:32,906 I'm still pretty sick. 1267 01:22:39,037 --> 01:22:42,711 We don't have to do it. 1268 01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:47,087 It's not a big deal. So... 1269 01:22:48,964 --> 01:22:51,967 What do you want to do? 1270 01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:03,648 Want to get dressed up? Get some dinner? 1271 01:23:03,728 --> 01:23:06,234 I am so full. 1272 01:23:06,314 --> 01:23:11,531 So dessert. Can we get dressed up? 1273 01:23:14,322 --> 01:23:18,368 Okay. I need another name because I'm not me right now. 1274 01:23:19,035 --> 01:23:23,168 This is a character. I'm like a jazz singer from the 40s. 1275 01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:24,586 Why? 1276 01:23:24,666 --> 01:23:26,918 Give me a name. 1277 01:23:27,752 --> 01:23:30,050 But I like Jade. 1278 01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:32,385 Name. 1279 01:23:32,465 --> 01:23:34,634 All right. 1280 01:23:38,388 --> 01:23:40,560 Fluffy Winterbottom. 1281 01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:41,686 The fuck? 1282 01:23:41,766 --> 01:23:43,855 Yep. That's the one. 1283 01:23:43,935 --> 01:23:45,649 Why? 1284 01:23:45,729 --> 01:23:49,569 Because your hair looks fluffy and that ass is cold. 1285 01:23:49,649 --> 01:23:52,906 Okay. You're an idiot. You're a fucking idiot. 1286 01:23:52,986 --> 01:23:55,408 - All right. Okay, okay. I'm sorry. - All right, just shut up. Shut up. 1287 01:23:55,488 --> 01:23:58,074 And sit back. 1288 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:05,040 Holy shit. 1289 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:10,006 Mrs. Winterbottom will see you now. 1290 01:24:10,086 --> 01:24:12,881 You’re married? 1291 01:24:13,173 --> 01:24:14,844 - Did I say, “missus?” - Yeah. 1292 01:24:14,924 --> 01:24:17,177 Oh, that’s uncomfortable. 1293 01:24:18,136 --> 01:24:22,143 Because a married woman 1294 01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:24,396 couldn't do what I'm about to do to you. 1295 01:24:24,476 --> 01:24:31,319 Well, Mrs. Fluffy Winterbottom... Wow. Look at you. When did you get this dress? 1296 01:24:31,399 --> 01:24:33,196 - You just pulling out all types of... - You like it? You like this dress? 1297 01:24:33,276 --> 01:24:35,070 I love it. 1298 01:24:38,865 --> 01:24:41,079 Oh, I could not have imagined this. 1299 01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:43,665 - Is this sexy? - How did you get... 1300 01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:47,207 Is this even sexy? I don't know what I'm doing. 1301 01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:50,797 This is very sexy. 1302 01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:54,005 Whoa, whoa. What is that? 1303 01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:57,425 I'm just taking a picture. That’s all. 1304 01:24:58,009 --> 01:25:01,012 Okay. 1305 01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:04,686 See that leg dance? 1306 01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:06,730 Ooh! 1307 01:25:06,810 --> 01:25:09,604 - Show a little leg? - Ankles are scandalous. 1308 01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:15,652 Ooh, Mrs. Winterbottom... 1309 01:25:17,529 --> 01:25:18,158 Yes. 1310 01:25:19,239 --> 01:25:22,162 Whoa! What the fuck? What, are you working now? 1311 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:27,038 What am... Working? No. I just... I don't know when I'm gonna see... 1312 01:25:27,455 --> 01:25:30,045 I just want to remember this. That's all. 1313 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:33,131 You don't have to take pictures like we’re never... 1314 01:25:33,211 --> 01:25:35,967 - I'm with you right here, right now. - Okay. 1315 01:25:36,047 --> 01:25:37,674 Okay. 1316 01:25:37,799 --> 01:25:42,724 It's gone. It’s gone. Okay? Can we just... Fucking... 1317 01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:44,556 Jade! 1318 01:25:51,813 --> 01:25:54,023 Jade, come on. 1319 01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:02,657 Jade? 1320 01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:06,786 Jade? 1321 01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:11,541 Yo, what in the fuck is wrong with you? 1322 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,005 I'm trying to do something special 1323 01:26:14,085 --> 01:26:17,258 and you're acting like you want to hang with my parents more than you want to hang with me. 1324 01:26:17,338 --> 01:26:19,177 Yeah, I get it. Tomorrow, I leave. 1325 01:26:19,257 --> 01:26:22,097 Yes, I know. You keep fucking reminding me of that. But what? 1326 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,724 I have to hang out with Fluffy fucking Winterbottom? 1327 01:26:24,804 --> 01:26:26,267 You just want to fuck. 1328 01:26:26,347 --> 01:26:28,269 You bring me to this fucking hotel 1329 01:26:28,349 --> 01:26:30,814 - like I'm a fucking escort! - You’re not a... Oh my gosh... 1330 01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:33,441 And then you have me dress all sexy so you can fuck me 1331 01:26:33,521 --> 01:26:35,026 and you can fucking forget about me! 1332 01:26:35,106 --> 01:26:37,570 - Forget about you? - Yeah! 1333 01:26:37,650 --> 01:26:39,864 I'm literally trying to make memories with you! 1334 01:26:39,944 --> 01:26:43,409 You've always wanted to go to a fancy hotel and have... 1335 01:26:43,489 --> 01:26:45,578 Dress up in fancy clothes and have sex on a... 1336 01:26:45,658 --> 01:26:49,791 My God! I want to have sex in the fucking hotel room! 1337 01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:54,170 Me! Not just some fucking whore that I'm supposed to pretend to be. 1338 01:26:54,250 --> 01:26:56,714 Jesus! You know what? I don't even fucking... 1339 01:26:56,794 --> 01:26:59,759 - I don't fucking care or give a shit. Here! - What? What the fuck are you doing? 1340 01:26:59,839 --> 01:27:02,637 Yeah. Go. Get a fucking escort. Get a hooker. 1341 01:27:02,717 --> 01:27:04,264 Call up one of those fucking girls that you take pictures of. 1342 01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:05,807 - Don’t tell me what to do. - Yeah, go! Call! 1343 01:27:05,887 --> 01:27:08,723 - Make the fucking call! - What the fuck is your problem? 1344 01:27:18,191 --> 01:27:21,194 Why are we even doing this? 1345 01:27:22,612 --> 01:27:24,409 What? 1346 01:27:24,489 --> 01:27:27,492 This isn't fucking worth it. 1347 01:27:32,455 --> 01:27:35,458 Fuck this. 1348 01:27:37,210 --> 01:27:40,213 Fuck. 1349 01:28:50,241 --> 01:28:53,244 Keir. 1350 01:28:54,037 --> 01:28:57,040 Keir. 1351 01:29:07,675 --> 01:29:10,139 Keir, just get in the bed. 1352 01:29:10,219 --> 01:29:13,222 I'll sleep over there. 1353 01:29:14,015 --> 01:29:17,018 Keir? 1354 01:29:41,834 --> 01:29:44,837 I'm sorry. 1355 01:29:51,969 --> 01:29:54,972 I didn't mean it. 1356 01:31:52,882 --> 01:31:55,930 Shit. 1357 01:31:56,010 --> 01:31:57,723 Oh, shit. 1358 01:31:57,803 --> 01:32:01,599 It's okay. Relax. 1359 01:32:03,059 --> 01:32:11,059 Jade, don't... You don’t have to... It's okay. 1360 01:32:11,192 --> 01:32:12,864 Hey. 1361 01:32:14,862 --> 01:32:18,783 Hey, hey. What's wrong? Babe... 1362 01:32:22,578 --> 01:32:24,914 Jade. 1363 01:32:27,792 --> 01:32:30,795 You don’t... 1364 01:32:32,171 --> 01:32:35,174 Jade stop. 1365 01:32:43,683 --> 01:32:48,312 Hey. No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1366 01:34:31,916 --> 01:34:35,419 I think I'm just going to go home. 1367 01:34:36,045 --> 01:34:41,425 Tell your parents I'm sorry I couldn't make it. 1368 01:34:45,137 --> 01:34:48,140 Okay. 1369 01:34:48,849 --> 01:34:51,522 Can I walk you home? 1370 01:34:51,602 --> 01:34:54,605 I'll just get off at my stop. 1371 01:34:57,233 --> 01:34:59,902 Yeah. 1372 01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:27,763 I love you. 1373 01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:32,518 I love you so much, Keir. 1374 01:35:51,579 --> 01:35:52,958 Jade's not coming? 1375 01:35:53,038 --> 01:35:55,958 She’s not feeling well. 97140