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Elizabeth, where does Jackie
keep her champagne flutes?
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Uh, right next to her unicorn
and pot of leprechaun gold.
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So we don't have any.
This is a problem.
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You know my father's
a very traditional man.
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We cannot serve him champagne
in Sammy's Spider-Man mugs.
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Why don't we just serve it
in our normal wineglasses?
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Why don't we just
swig out of the bottle
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and eat with our hands?
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Relax, Luis.
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Why don't you dial it down
from a diezto a siete.
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What's going
on in here?
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It's only 7:30 in the
morning and the table's
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all fancy and the
place looks less...
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Greasy?
Grimy?
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Sticky?
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I was gonna say
"cluttered."
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Breakfast, Samuelito,
but please eat over the trash,
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so we can keep the house clean.
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You spill one pot of chili...I'm sorry,
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but it is a big day
for Luis.
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You see, a couple of weeks ago,he left a voice mail
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reaching out to his papĆ”,
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but he never responded...
until today,
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when he sent the most beautiful,heartfelt text.
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Read it, Luis.
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"Landed at LAX.
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See you soon.
Don Dominguez."
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And, in honor of his visit,
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we decided to break out thisvery expensive bottle of Cristal
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we've been hiding from you.
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And I brought this jar
of rare Egyptian almonds
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that taste squishy in your mouthbut are meant to be that way.
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As well as this
attractive wedge of pule,
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the world's most exclusive
and pungent cheese.
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It is made from
the milk of donkeys.
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Explains why it smells like ass.
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[laughs]
You said "ass."
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Jackie, what's going onwith you? Why are you
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all dressed up
in your long-sleeved T-shirt?
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Do you have to go to court?No.
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I got a call from
one of Dad's old clients--
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the Sunshine Valley
Retirement Home.
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They're doing a big renovation
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and they want me to come in
for a meeting.
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Oh, since whendo you do renovations?
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Since forever.
Dad taught me and Lizzie
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how to fix anything--
electric, plumbing...
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High school basketball games.
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Now that you guys are here
and helping out with Sammy,
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I finally have the chance tostart my own handyman business.
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Like Dad did,
with Dixon & Murray.
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Ugh. Murray.Murray.
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Hey! I just cleaned that floor.ELIZABETH:
Sorry.
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We hate Murray.
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He was our dad's
business partner
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until Murray ratted him out
for tax evasion.
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Dixon went to jail
and Murray went to Boca.
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Which is kind of like jail--a bunch of old guys in jumpsuits
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eating dinner at 5:00,
asking themselves,
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"What did I do wrong
to end up here?"
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Okay, so, I have to get away
from that cheese
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and you have to go to school.
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Oh. I'll walk
out with you.
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I want to get some flowers
for the occasion.
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Oh. Bowl stays here.
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No breakfast in the car.
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You stash one Go-Gurt
under the seat...
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So, are you excited
to see your father?I am.
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It has been three years
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since I came out to him,
and now that he's traveling
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all this way,
I'm hoping it is a sign
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that he's finally ready
to accept me for who I am.
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Have you thought about
what you're gonna say to him?
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Oh. I've imagined the
conversation a thousand times.
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He'll say to me, "How isyour job as Javier's assistant?"
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And I'll say, "Very good.
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How is your jobas Javier's father's assistant?"
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And he'll say, "Very good.
[chuckles]
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You know,
classic father-son stuff.
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And then,before you know it,
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we've reconciled and we're
making up for lost time.
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Oh. Oh, that's a
beautiful bouquet.Isn't it?
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The neighborsreally have a green thumb.
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And now a fencewith a broken latch.
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[knocking]
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He's here.
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How do I look?
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Adorable.JAVIER: Agreed.
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You look super cute.
Now answer the door.
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Luis.
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PapĆ”.
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Javier.
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Don Dominguez.
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Elizabeth.
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Don Dominguez.
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Now that we have completed
the formalities,
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may I enter?
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Yes, of course.
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Welcome to Reseda, PapĆ”,
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No need to get emotional.
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I'm not here
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to see you, Luis.
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I'm here to see Javier.
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[voice squeaks]:
Huh?
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I don't understand.
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What do you mean
you're not here to see me?
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I am here because today
is the six-month anniversary
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of the day that your papĆ”
cut off all your money.
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A-And he's decided
to give it back to me?
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The nightmare is over!
Yes!
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No,
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it is still a nightmare.
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I have been sent
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to make some observations
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and maybe just
jot down a few notes.
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[quietly]:It's the green notebook
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he carried aroundbefore our wedding.
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He was giving me a testto see if I was worthy.
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Are you giving Javi a test?
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No, this is not a test.
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Your papƔsimply wants me
to make some observations
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about your current lifestyle.
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Oh, well, that's a relief.
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It's totally a test.
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Your papƔwants to know that youhave learned the value of money
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and the importance of hard work,and that you have given up
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your foolish existencefull of expensive champagne,
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rare nuts and trendy cheeses.
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Javi, Luis, why don't you go see
if the coffee is ready,
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and I will show Don Dominguez
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where he can freshen up.
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Hide all the fancy crap!
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Luis, are you okay?
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I mean, you know, even
though your father
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didn't come here to see you,
you can still
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take the opportunity
to talk to him.
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No. He's obviously not ready
to have that conversation.
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Well, he had a long flight.
Perhaps he'll be ready
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once his ears have popped.
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Javier, focus!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, oh.
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Do you think
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if I pass this test,
I'll get my money back?
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Yes.As long as you prove
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you're a changed personand no longer indulge
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in fancy things like...
[sniffs]
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Donkey cheese.
He's going to smell
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the stinky donkey cheese.Oh, oh, the cheese.
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Thank you for the flowers.
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Don Dominguez, would youlike a cup of coffee?
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You know, the kindthat regular people
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who lead regular livesdrink regularly?
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Yes. I would like a cup.
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Thank you.Of course.
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Do you take half-and-half?
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It depends.
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Do you havehalf-and-half?
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Well, no, because half-and-half
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is a luxury a working man
like myself can't afford.
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[quietly]: And to think
I used to bathe in it.
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Don Dominguez, if you
don't mind me asking,
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what exactly are you writing
in that little green notebook?
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Oh, just minor observations.Oh.
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So nothing for me
to worry about.
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I did not say that.
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Hey, excuse me.
I'm looking for...
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Nick Murray?
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Jackie Dixon?
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Wow, I haven't seen you since...
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Since your dad ratted out my dadand sent him to prison?
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Yeah, since then.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm getting hired
to renovate this place.
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Well, that doesn't make
any sense,
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'cause I'm getting hired
to renovate this place.
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Well, that makes no sense,
because I've spent
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the last ten years building
on my dad's reputation
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as a world-class...
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Jackass?...handyman.
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But enough about me.
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How's your sister?
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Lizzie is great.
After you two broke up,
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her life got waybetter.
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Really?Yeah.
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Then what is she doing
back in Reseda?
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Wow.
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Somebody's keeping tabs.
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Creepy much?
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Hi. I'm Judy Nuwabi.
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Welcome to the Sunshine Valley
Retirement Home.
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Listen, I really appreciate
this opportunity,
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but I think there's been
some sort of mix-up...
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Yeah, uh, she's Dixon
and I'm Murray,
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but we do not
work together.Hey,
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I just got your numberson your dad's old business card.
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Now, you're here
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to fix the pipes that burstfor the umpteenth time
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since your fatherinstalled them...
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Sounds about right.
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...and you're here to repair
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all the electricalthat your dad screwed up.
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Shocking.
Get it?
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So we're both
getting hired?
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For this job.
Butwhoever does better work
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will get a shot at renovating
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Sunshine Valley's14 other retirement facilities.
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I will be here tomorrow
at 7:00 with my crew.
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I'll be here tomorrow
at 6:00...
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fifty-ish...
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with my crew...
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which I definitely have.
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[door opens]
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Hey.
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Jackie. Uh, you remember
Don Dominguez, Luis's father.
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Jackie.
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Don Dominguez.
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We met at Lizzie's
wedding, right?
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I don't really remember.
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I might've had a drink or two.Mm.
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Yes, you had...
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six...
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teen drinks.
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So, do you have a lot
of fun things planned
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for you and Luis?
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Actually,
Don Dominguez is here
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to observe Javi and confirm thatwe've learned the value of money
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and hard work, which we have,
isn't that right, Jackie?
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Absolutely.
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Lizzie and Javi, they're
always willing to work hard
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and pitch in.
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I'll show you.
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Hey, Lizzie.
You want to help me out
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with my handyman job tomorrow?
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How could I possibly say no?
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Little heads-up.
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Nick Murray'll be there.
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Nick Murray?!
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Who's Nick Murray?[groans loudly]
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This dope I used to
date in high school
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just because he had a
motorcycle and eight-pack abs.
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Well, I would love
to stay and hear more
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about your badass,
super-buff teenage paramour...
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[chuckles] ...but I have to go
to work and punch the clock.
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Which I don't
literally do,
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because I'm a ride-share driver,so the clock,
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[laughing]:
it's actually on my dashboard.
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I'll see you when I get back,
Don Dominguez.
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No. You will see me now.
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Part of the test isobserving you in the workplace.
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I thought you said
this wasn't a test.
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And I thought
you understood that it was.
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Is the temperature okay
for you back there?
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Uh-huh.
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Wonderful, because
this ride-share
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is not about my
needs or wants. No.
257
00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:27,844
It's all about you.
258
00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,889
I'm good.
259
00:10:29,932 --> 00:10:31,717
He's good.
260
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,371
What do you think about driverswho talk too much
261
00:10:34,415 --> 00:10:35,591
while they're driving?
262
00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:37,854
Not into it.
263
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,855
[quietly]:
He's not into it.
264
00:10:39,899 --> 00:10:42,119
[chuckles]
265
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:43,860
Don Dominguez,
266
00:10:43,903 --> 00:10:45,600
why don't you take a break
from your little book?
267
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,864
We can have a conversation
about anything you want.
268
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,256
Current events.
269
00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:51,825
Classical music.
270
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,043
A way to reconnect
with your son Luis,
271
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,394
who has missed you very much.
272
00:10:59,788 --> 00:11:01,138
Hey, man.What?
273
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,966
You missed my turn.Oh.
274
00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:03,966
Oh, I am sorry.
275
00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:06,577
I'll-I'll give
you a free ride.
276
00:11:06,621 --> 00:11:08,624
No, no, two. Two free rides.
277
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,017
Uh,
278
00:11:10,059 --> 00:11:12,889
no, you should pay me
because I'm a working man
279
00:11:12,932 --> 00:11:15,543
who knows the value of money.
280
00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:19,634
Oh, come on, what
are you writing?
281
00:11:25,466 --> 00:11:26,773
How are you doing
on the test?
282
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,687
Oh, who knows?I drop him off at his hotel
283
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,645
then suggestedhe get a pedicure,
284
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,432
and then he wrote three pages
in that damn notebook.
285
00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:36,652
Perhaps he was writing down
good things.
286
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,654
Was he happy, like this?
287
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,657
Hmm.
288
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,225
Or was he upset, like this?
289
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,663
You're making
the same face, Luis.
290
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,665
They were totally different.
Let me show you again.
291
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,537
No, that's fine! That's fine.I get it. I get it.
292
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,888
I just wish I knew
how I was doing on the test.
293
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,019
I need to get my hands
on that notebook.
294
00:11:57,063 --> 00:11:59,674
Unfortunately, my papƔalways
carries it in his jacket.
295
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,981
We just need to find a
way to get him out of it.
296
00:12:02,024 --> 00:12:03,287
[gasps]
I got it.
297
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,028
We take him to a Korean spa
298
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:08,423
and wait
until he gets totally naked.
299
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:12,208
Or we spill something on it
at home
300
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,950
and get him to take it off.
301
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,604
Okay, your plan is better.
302
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:18,432
I was just really hoping
to get a massage.
303
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,048
[laughs]
Well, well, well.
304
00:12:25,091 --> 00:12:27,746
Look who's here.
Little Lizzie Dixon.
305
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:31,793
Oh, if it isn't Nick"Also Very Little" Murray.
306
00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:34,230
Lizzie and I
used to date back when
307
00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:36,058
I was only benching 285.
308
00:12:36,102 --> 00:12:38,235
Wasn't that alsoyour SAT score?
309
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:42,152
Hard to believe you two kids
didn't work out.
310
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,024
Let's set up, Lizzie.
311
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,111
Wait a minute,
she's your crew?
312
00:12:45,154 --> 00:12:46,808
[laughing]
313
00:12:46,852 --> 00:12:48,028
That's hilarious.
314
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,551
ELIZABETH:What's hilarious
315
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,596
is you're only using one wrench
316
00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:54,381
to tighten that hex fitting
when you should be using two.
317
00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:56,993
Ever heard of back-holding?
318
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,995
JACKIE:Yep.
319
00:12:59,038 --> 00:13:01,083
That's my crew.
320
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,956
Suck on it.
321
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,392
What did she say?
322
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:06,263
She told him to suck on it.
323
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,092
Keep going.I like this show.
324
00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:12,792
The TV
in the common room's broken.
325
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,793
Oh, okay.
Um, so, here's the deal.
326
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,057
So, Lizzie and Nick, they used
to date back in high school,
327
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,841
but then Lizzie dumped
him, and she ended up
328
00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,929
marrying this really rich,
really handsome guy.
329
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,539
But then they lost all
their money, so they...
330
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,977
Why are youtelling them this?Because their TV's broken.
331
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,719
If they want to follow along,
they need the backstory.[scoffs]
332
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:30,113
Yeah, well, that
backstory is BS.
333
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,505
Lizzie didn't dump
me. I dumped her.
334
00:13:31,548 --> 00:13:33,508
Excuse me, I dumped him.
335
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,552
Excuse me, in what
world does a six
336
00:13:35,596 --> 00:13:37,033
dump a nine?
337
00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:39,034
[laughs]: I mean, come on.
It's just simple math.
338
00:13:39,078 --> 00:13:40,731
Okay, that's it.
339
00:13:40,775 --> 00:13:43,125
[growls]No, Lizzie! No.
340
00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:46,129
Don't let him get to you, okay?
This job is important to me.
341
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,087
I need you to keep it together.
342
00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:50,960
I know, but I don't want to.
343
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,265
Lizzie, please.
344
00:13:52,308 --> 00:13:54,789
This is my shot at
my own business.
345
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,139
[sighs]Okay, fine. I'll be good.
346
00:13:57,183 --> 00:14:00,143
Aw, I wanted to see them fight.
347
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,927
Me, too,
348
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,278
but unfortunately,
I'm here to work. [chuckles]
349
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:07,106
You don't think I'm a six,
do you?
350
00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:08,282
As a feminist,
351
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:11,633
I feel uncomfortable
answering that.
352
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,639
[cawing]
353
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,249
That's our signal.
354
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,076
JAVIER:
I just love
355
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,513
doing bird calls.[chuckles]
356
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,167
Oh?Yeah.
357
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,908
Which bird was that?
358
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:28,649
A turkey vulture.
359
00:14:28,692 --> 00:14:31,913
Doesn't a turkey vulture
sound more like...
360
00:14:31,957 --> 00:14:33,915
[trilling, hissing]
361
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:40,530
Well, I've heard it both ways.
362
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,881
Don Dominguez,
how about a smoothie?
363
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,534
Luis made one of my favorites.[chuckles]
Ah.
364
00:14:44,578 --> 00:14:45,536
[gasps]Oh, no!Oh! Aah!
365
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,102
I'm sorry.Oh, my God. Please,
366
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,845
let me clean your jacket, Don
Dominguez. Please, please.
367
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,499
Uh, blot. Don't rub.
368
00:14:53,543 --> 00:14:55,720
I don't want you to panic,PapĆ”, but I think I see
369
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,765
some flecks of smoothiein your eyebrows.
370
00:14:57,808 --> 00:15:00,246
What? No!
371
00:15:00,289 --> 00:15:04,033
My eyebrows are the seat
of all my expressions.
372
00:15:04,076 --> 00:15:05,556
Sammy, why don't you
take Don Dominguez
373
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,775
to get cleaned up?Here, come with me.
374
00:15:07,818 --> 00:15:10,344
What does it say?I don't know.
It says, uh...
375
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:11,779
Uh... Oh. "Half and half.
376
00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:14,303
"LeBron. Pedicure.
377
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,740
Pedicure. Pedicure."
378
00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:18,394
Oh, here. Here.
379
00:15:18,438 --> 00:15:21,832
"Javier is leading a life of
purpose and responsibility.
380
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,009
"He has grown as a person
381
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,053
and seems ready
to be trusted again."
382
00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:27,013
Javi, that is fantastic.
383
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,840
[Sammy bird calls]
384
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,451
They're back already.
385
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,018
[Sammy bird calls]
386
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,889
I will stall him.
387
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,107
For the last time, it's...
388
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,631
[trills, hisses]
389
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:43,115
You incorrectly assessed
my eyebrow flecks.
390
00:15:43,158 --> 00:15:44,595
I'm sorry.
391
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,075
I could make youanother smoothie.
392
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,163
Blueberry. Banana.
393
00:15:48,207 --> 00:15:51,471
I do my own take on razzmatazz.
394
00:15:51,514 --> 00:15:53,474
I don't want another
smoothie. I want my jacket.
395
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:56,825
I feel like a hippiedressed like this.
396
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,044
PapĆ”, stop.
397
00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:01,003
What is it, Luis?
398
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,265
Nothing.
399
00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:04,832
No, wait. No.
400
00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:10,186
I need to know why you didn't
respond to my voice mail.
401
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,493
[exhales] Now is notthe right time for this.
402
00:16:12,535 --> 00:16:14,277
There's never going to be
a right time.
403
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,452
Why didn't you call back?
404
00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:18,280
I have nothingto say to you.
405
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,936
How is that possible?
406
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,937
You're my father.
407
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,679
I'm not asking
for much.
408
00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:28,161
I just want you to see me
for who I am.
409
00:16:28,203 --> 00:16:30,163
I don't approve of who you are.
410
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:33,644
There is nothing leftto discuss.
411
00:16:34,731 --> 00:16:36,125
Don Dominguez is right.
412
00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:37,996
There's nothing leftto discuss.
413
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,606
Here's your jacket.
414
00:16:39,649 --> 00:16:42,130
I think you should leave.
415
00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:46,048
Are you sure you
want to do this?
416
00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:48,136
You should be proudto have raised a son
417
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:52,793
as kind, generousand impeccably dressed as Luis.
418
00:16:54,838 --> 00:16:56,971
This is a homebuilt on love and respect,
419
00:16:57,015 --> 00:17:00,105
and until you're readyto accept Luis exactly as he is,
420
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,195
you're not welcome here.
421
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:07,721
Javier.
422
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,897
Don Dominguez.
423
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,030
Luis.
424
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,249
PapĆ”.
425
00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:20,647
[door closes]
426
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,267
Ugh.
427
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:34,182
Are we supposed to be impressedby that?
428
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,230
It is kind of impressive.
429
00:17:38,273 --> 00:17:40,276
I know.
430
00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:43,539
You ladies talking about salads?
431
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,759
No. Are you guys talking
432
00:17:45,802 --> 00:17:48,284
about how steroids
lead to impotence?
433
00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:50,112
No.
434
00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:53,246
Okay, let's flip
the breaker.
435
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:56,857
Damn it!Oh.
436
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,903
We must have a bad wire.Hand me the digital clamp meter.
437
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,384
We don't have one.
438
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,386
We can't finishthe job without it.
439
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,650
Well, go ask Nickto borrow his.
440
00:18:06,693 --> 00:18:07,781
He's not gonna give it to me,
441
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,174
and he clearly hasa thing for you still
442
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,349
because he keeps tryingto get your attention.
443
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,741
He is not trying to get my at...
444
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,221
Oh, my God.
445
00:18:15,571 --> 00:18:18,183
Okay, fine. I'll ask.
446
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,576
Wowie, one arm.[chuckles]
447
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,058
Hey, Nick.
448
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,670
Can I borrow
a digital clamp meter?
449
00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:28,193
Of course.
450
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,021
Thank you.On one condition.
451
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,675
Admit that I dumped you.
452
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,200
Oh, whatever.
453
00:18:34,242 --> 00:18:37,072
You dumped me. Wah, wah.
Give me the meter.
454
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,377
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, not yet.
455
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,857
I need you to post
it on Facebook.
456
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,424
I want
457
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,904
everybody we went to
high school with to know
458
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,342
that you ran into
me, I looked hot
459
00:18:46,385 --> 00:18:49,432
and you still haven't gottenover the pain of me dumping you.
460
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,694
[laughs]
But none of that is true.
461
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:54,480
It's Facebook. It
doesn't have to be true.
462
00:18:54,523 --> 00:18:56,395
Okay, I am not saying that.
463
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,093
Now quit acting like
such a Murray
464
00:18:58,136 --> 00:18:59,398
and give me the damn meter.
465
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,443
No deal.
466
00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:06,449
ELIZABETH:
Jackie,
467
00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:08,364
I'm sorry, but I can't. Okay?
468
00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:10,410
I... I have lost
469
00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:11,714
so much these past few months.
470
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,760
The only thing I have left
is my dignity.
471
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,372
If I do what he says,
I have nothing.
472
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:18,808
Okay.
473
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,549
I know it doesn't seem like
a big deal, but it's...
474
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,811
No, I-I get it.
475
00:19:21,855 --> 00:19:23,988
I don't want youto humiliate yourself.
476
00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:25,119
I'll be fine.
477
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,208
Really?
478
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:27,513
Really.
479
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,603
So you're not gonna say,
"Suck it up, Lizzie.
480
00:19:29,645 --> 00:19:31,518
"You're being petty for caring
what a bunch of losers
481
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,214
on Facebook think of you"?
482
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,042
Nope.
483
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:44,443
Well, you should be saying that,because I should suck it up,
484
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:47,142
because I am being petty.
You need this job.
485
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:49,230
Okay, Nick. I'll lie
and say you dumped me,
486
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,405
you thick-necked,
sausage-fingered
487
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,059
son of a snitch.
488
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,282
Get it together, Jackie.
489
00:19:58,587 --> 00:20:01,548
No peeking.We are almost there.
490
00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:03,201
I love surprises!
491
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,289
I know.
That's why I'm doing this.
492
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,638
I hate surprises.I know.
493
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,336
That's why I'mdoing this.
[chuckles]
494
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,510
And open your eyes.
495
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:10,425
It's all that weird
crap you like!
496
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,340
[laughs]Oh, thank you!
497
00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:14,430
Don't mind the bits of leaves
and grass on the cheese.
498
00:20:14,473 --> 00:20:17,303
I had to wrestle it
from the neighbor's cat.
499
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,434
I think it might
even smell better.
500
00:20:20,435 --> 00:20:22,960
Why did I do that?
501
00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:25,962
I would liketo propose a toast.
502
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:29,357
Javi, you are the mostgenerous person I know.
503
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,621
You have sacrificed so much.
504
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,144
I could never put a price
on our friendship.
505
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:36,583
But it is somewhere
in the neighborhood
506
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,498
of $400 million to $500 million.
507
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:41,369
I'm sorry, Elizabeth.
508
00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:44,067
I know this meanswe won't be getting our money.Say no more.
509
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,592
Luis is family.
510
00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:47,028
So, none of the money?
511
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:49,290
Say no more.
512
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,988
I'd like to make
a toast, too.
513
00:20:51,031 --> 00:20:52,381
Lizzie, thanks
for having
514
00:20:52,424 --> 00:20:54,513
my backwith all that Nick stuff today.
515
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:55,905
Oh, yeah.I saw on Facebook
516
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:59,519
how your super rippedex-boyfriend dumped you.
517
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I was confused,but I threw you a like.
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[Javier and Elizabeth chuckle]
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