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What kind of animal
picks out all the shrimp
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and then puts
the box back?
Aw.
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That has all the markings
of my Lizzie bear.
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Wait. How come there'sonly broccoli in my leftovers?
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Oh. Sorry, buddy.
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General Tso marched all
his chicken into my mouth
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before you got up this morning.
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Barry, you can't
just come and go
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like you live here.
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'Cause you don't.
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But I used to. That's gotto count for something.
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And yet... it doesn't.
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Oh. What's everybody
doing up?
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It's 1:00 in the afternoon.
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Ugh. I hate when I wake up
before my alarm.
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Wow.
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What's going onwith your...
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party on the bottomand business on the top?
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I have an exercise
date with Luke,
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but first I have to
make Elizabeth...
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breakfast.
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Oh, thanks, I'm good.
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I snacked on a little shrimp
last night.
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Hey, I could actually crush
a westie omelet
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if you're cheffin'.
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Well, if that is all, I am off.
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You know,I was thinking,
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since we're co-parenting, that
I should probably get a key
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and some petty cash.
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Oh, yeah.
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Call Peggy in HR.
She'll set you up.
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See, I don't get it--
these two are
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always around-- you're
never giving them any crap.
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Oh, rest assured, Barry,
we do in fact get
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a large amount of crap,
but we're only here
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until mi papá
gives us our fortune back.
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Well, cool, but, like,
what if he doesn't?
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JAVIER:You see, Barry,
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we don't entertain
negative thoughts.
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Or anyone anymore
since we lost our money.
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Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
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Hey, everyone.Oh, looks like
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someone took a page from
their glamorous aunt
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and made their
first vision board.
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Actually, it'sfor a cool school project
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I got assigned yesterday.
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First time you ever heard
"cool" and "school"
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in the same sentence, right?
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Yeah. We don't have
that kind of relationship.
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Sammy has to make a map
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and a time line
of the United States.
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I think I'm gonna make
the whole thing out of clay.
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Oh, wow, I always knewyou were a young Donatello.
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Right?Yeah.
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The genius
Ninja Turtle.
No.
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Ooh. What if I use a different
color clay for each state?
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Are there even 50
different colors of clay?
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Jackie, please.
I have 50 different colors
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of red lipstick.
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You know what would
be really awesome?
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To do something special
with each state, too.
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Oh!Ooh!
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So, like, for South Dakota,
a clay Mount Rushmore.
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And for Arizona,
a little Grand Canyon!
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And for Texas, a small flag thatsays: "We used to be Mexico."
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JACKIE:Sammy, this sounds like
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a really ambitious project.
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So I want to make sure
you can finish it.
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When is it due?
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In a week.
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Plenty of time.
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I started
andquit college in a week.
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Don't forget I won't be around
to supervise.
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They hired me to rewire a bunchof stuff at the library.
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Wow. You continue to amaze me.
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You know how to do
electrical work?
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Not really, but I'll bein a library-- I'll look it up.
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That's not a problem.
I'll be around.
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I can make sure it gets done.
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Okay, to be clear--
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you are gonna supervise
his project?
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Why do you think
I moved back to Reseda?
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To eat all our food?
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That...
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and because we agreed
to co-parent.
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So here I am,
reporting for homework duty.
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Put me in, Coach!
I'm ready to play...
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and more importantly, work.
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We'll help, too, Jackie.Oh, yes.
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I've been dying to finda new creative outlet
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ever since my marionettesgot lost in the move.
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Yes. Lost.
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BARRY:Jackie, you can relax
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and just work your two jobs
this week, all right?
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When Sammy gets done,
everyone's gonna look
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at his project and say...
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What the hell
is that?
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JACKIE:
You tell me.
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What happened
to "we'll help, too"?
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Oh, come on, Jackie,
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you know that's just
something people say,
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like "good to see you"
or "we should get coffee."
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Yeah. In our defense,the project was at Barry's place
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most of the time,
so we are not taking the blame
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for this piece of sh...Sammy!
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Good to see you.
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Uh, we should get coffee.
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My project turned out so bad.
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Well, it's...
not your best work, bud.
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What happened?
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It just didn't come out
the way it looked in my head.
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I had to give up
making Niagara Falls
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after I flooded the bathroom.
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Oh, that'swhat that was.
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I just thought
you had really bad aim.
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And everything
Dad and I came up with
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during our "concept" meetingstook way longer than I thought.
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It's due tomorrow, and I'm
never gonna finish it in time.
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Ah, don't worry, Sammy.Everything will work itself out.
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How?
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Well, I wasn't expecting
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a follow-up question.
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Sammy,
it's way past your bedtime.
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I think the best thing to dois just go get some sleep.
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But I messed up,
and it's all my fault.
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Honey, this is
just one of those things.
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It's nobody's fault.
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This is all Barry's fault.
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♪
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How did you let this happen
to Sammy's project?Look, we can
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Monday-morning quarterback
this thing all day long--
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it's my fault, it's your fault,
it doesn't matter.
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Nobody is saying it's my fault.
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Exactly. It's
nobody's fault.
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Barry, what happened?
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We got off to a super-hot start,but then it was, like,
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he had to go to schooland I had to go to work, and...
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like you said,
it's nobody's fault.
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I never said that!
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Okay, it's not that bad.
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I mean,some parts came out pretty good.
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Are you kidding me?
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Florida looks like
it got beaten up
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by a guy from Florida.
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All right,
so what's our next move?
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He calls in sick tomorrow?No.
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He's just gonna have to show
his unfinished project
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and let it be a valuable lesson
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in biting off
more than you can chew.
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Allow us to offer
a counterpoint.
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At Sammy's age,like everyone's age,
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image is everything.
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This is why Instagram
is so good for society.
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ELIZABETH:If Sammy presents
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this project, the kidsare going to be brutal.
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They're going to laugh,make fun of him...
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[singsongy]:
"Ah-ha-ha, Sammy!
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Your map did not turn out
the way you had intended."
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ELIZABETH:Then he cries,
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leading to a lifetimeof bad decisions,
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and then he becomesa deejay.
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Then he finds himself
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in 20 years talkingto his life coach, saying...
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"My pathetic clay Liberty
Bell was a metaphor
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for the cracks that have
now formed in my life."
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While I appreciate your
warped views on child-rearing,
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Sammy is a strong kid--
he's not gonna let
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something like this
bring him down.
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He'll be fine.
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Jackie's right.
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When I was Sammy's age,
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I totally biffed a
project just like this.
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And yeah,
I had to encore fourth grade,
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but I turned out fine.
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Oh, my God.
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We have to help Sammy
finish this project.
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To be clear-- we don't usually
do Sammy's projects for him.
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This is a one-time thing, 'causeBarry screwed everything up.
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Agreed.Agreed.
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Agreed.
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Do we have everything we need
to finish this?
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We do now.
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Now, I know it's a lot of work,but it's for Sammy,
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so we got this, right?Do not worry,
Jackie.
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You forget we have
a secret weapon:
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the help of an absolutely
extraordinary man
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whose arts-and-crafts skills
are only surpassed
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by his punctuality.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Luis.
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Amazing, right?
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Actually,it's a little fun bit we do.
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I have been here 15 minutes,
so not as fun for me.
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Thank youfor volunteering to help.
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Ai! [exhales]
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What's wrong?
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Luke and I
went mountain biking today.
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It felt more like
the mountain rode me.
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I am in excruciating pain.
[hissing inhale]
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JAVIER:
You should go home
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and rest, Luis.Nonsense!
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If Sammy needs me,
I will be here.
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I'll put on some coffee.
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It should be ready by tomorrow.
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You are a trooper!You are such
a team player.
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Way to go![speaking
Spanish]
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Luis! Luis!Luis!You got this!
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Luis is a bust.We got nothing.
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We're gonna drown here.What's the point
of him being here?
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I don't know.He's completely useless.
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It's actually worsethat he's here.
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All right, first
we have to make a game plan.
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Best thing to do will be
divide and conquer.
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So one team will take map,
and the other...
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Time line! Time line!
Javi and I call time line!
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Yeah! We got the
easy one, honey! Oh!Yeah! [giggles]
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Well, I guess that
puts you and me on the map.
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Get it?
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Unfortunately, I do.
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Hey. That's what you said
at our wedding.
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♪
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Does this look likeNew Jersey to you?
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Well, you might want to tape
some garbage to it
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and put on some Springsteen
just to bring it on home.
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What are you working on?
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Statue of Liberty
with a working torch,
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so all the kids
can light their..
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I don't know,
marshmallows maybe?
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Okay, slow down over there.
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Complicated ideas iswhat got us into this mess.
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We have to be practical.No way.
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What's the point of
doing anything if you
don't go big with it?
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The point is
to actually finish something.
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Yeah. I'm gonna
finish it.
Really?
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'Cause I've seen
into the future,
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and five minutes from now,
you're gonna be like,
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"Oh, statues are hard," and
you're gonna play video games.
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Uh, no way. Sammy's asleep,
and the Xbox is in his room.
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Just so you know, I'm in
this for the long haul.The long haul?
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That's ridiculous. Remember
our first wedding anniversary,
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you said we were gonna take
a romantic cross-country trip?
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What happened?
We get to Barstow,
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and you call it quits.Yeah.
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The CD player broke. What, we'resupposed to drive without tunes?
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We could have talked.
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Well, nowwho's being
ridiculous?
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You are never gonna change.Okay, you always quit
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the second thatthings get tough.
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Well, maybe I wouldn't quit
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if you showed a
little more support.
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What?! All I've ever doneis support you.
251
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I'm like your...your human jockstrap.
252
00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,658
Oh, really? Then why
I am always getting
hit in the nuts?
253
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,485
Because you deserve it.Oh, come on.
254
00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:34,661
You never give
me a break!
255
00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:35,662
You don't deservea break!
256
00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:37,272
You know what?
I need a break.
257
00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,317
Well, I have to say,
the War of 1812
258
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:40,928
wasn't very
creatively named.
259
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I mean, have a little fun with
titles, am I right, history?
260
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[chuckling]
261
00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,937
Oh, what's wrong, mi vida?
Usually my quips about history
262
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,678
tickle your funny bone.
263
00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,636
Yes, honey, that jokewould have killed
264
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,638
at Al Gore's Davos potluck.
265
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,553
Yeah.
266
00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,643
It's just, something Barry saidlast week has been bothering me.
267
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,646
Was it when he called
sandwiches "sandos"?
268
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No.Oh.
269
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,737
It's when he asked,what if your papá
270
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,478
doesn't give usour money back?
271
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,045
Oh, he's going to.
I know it.
272
00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:13,264
Let's just stay positive
and finish this time line.
273
00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:15,745
Well... I just thinkwe should have a plan
274
00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:18,095
in case we never getour money back.
275
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:20,184
You know,what's our time line?
276
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Where do we see ourselvesin five years
277
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,100
and how do we get there?
278
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:25,102
Do we pick upmore shifts from work, or...
279
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,670
make Bijoua YouTube dog influencer?
280
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,803
There's got to be a wayto monetize that face.
281
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My love, in the
wonderful history of us,
282
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:38,376
we will barely remember our
budgetary blunder of 2020.
283
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:41,771
Ah. Now, that'sa title.
284
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,077
Come on, Javi.
285
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,557
It used to beif a problem came our way,
286
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:46,994
we could justthrow money at it.
287
00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:50,650
Now we roll our own quarterslike animals. [whimpers]
288
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,739
Elizabeth, why are we
even talking about this?
289
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,479
[scoffs]Why can't we talk about this?
290
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,481
It's not like the timeyour mother didn't realize
291
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,701
her pajammy pantswere see-through.Ouch.
292
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,269
I just want to knowthat we have a plan.
293
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,966
But we do.
294
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,576
We wait for mi papáto
give us our fortune,
295
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,100
and then we live
happily ever after.
296
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,580
Oh, come on, Javi!You're being delusional.
297
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,278
What? Delusional?
298
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,193
Do you know
what's delusional?
299
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:14,586
Thinking that your vision board
is gonna solve our problems.
300
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,893
How dare you bring
my vision board into this!
301
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,373
There isno good place to be.
302
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,983
Javi, just because
303
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:22,159
you want something to happendoesn't mean it will.
304
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:25,293
You're acting likesuch a child right now!
305
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:26,468
Do not call me a child.
306
00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:28,992
Now please hand me
the glitter glue.
307
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,907
We haveto switch partners.
308
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,953
Right now!
309
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:37,392
I can't believe Barry saidthat I never supported him.
310
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,567
[scoffs]
I know.
311
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,308
You were like
the 12,000-ton cables
312
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,701
that hold up
the Golden Gate Bridge.
313
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,398
Oh, my God.
314
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:46,183
I'm actually learning somethingfrom this project.
315
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,490
He always comes up with
some crazy, unrealistic plan.
316
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,753
When we got married,
his savings account
317
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,320
was a handful of lottery tickets
318
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,714
and a binder
full of Pokémon cards.
319
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,629
Well, Javi's only plan is just
have a positive attitude.
320
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,631
And everybody knows
a positive attitude's
321
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,546
never helped anybody.
322
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:04,419
That is precisely why
I don't have one.
323
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,638
And when I ask Javi
about a real plan,
324
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:10,033
he looks at me like I just stoleand burned his marionettes.
325
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,688
Which I, of course,
would never...
326
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,560
admit to doing.
327
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,261
You're being smart.
328
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,524
I mean, you needa backup plan.
329
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:25,919
Actually, so do I,'cause mine's always been
330
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,312
that me and Sammy are gonna moveinto your guest mansion.[scoffs]
331
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:31,011
It's all very
frustrating.
332
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,404
You know whatthe most frustrating part is?
333
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,929
I'm out here talkingabout my feelings,
334
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:39,280
and Barry probably thinksthat nothing is wrong.[scoffs]
335
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,803
I just feel like
336
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,632
she doesn't knowthat I can hurt, too.
337
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,242
But Iknow, Barry.
338
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:48,158
Nothing hurts more
than emotional pain.
339
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,726
Really? I felloff a mountain.
340
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,123
The truth isshe never supported me.
341
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,646
Didn't she support you
financially?
342
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,300
Whose side are you on, man?
343
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,693
Jackie's. Very clearly Jackie's.
344
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,957
It seems not even
Elizabeth and I
345
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,611
are above the occasional
marital squabble.
346
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,136
Let it out, bro.She's mad at me because
347
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,746
I say that things
are gonna work out.
348
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,401
But for most of our
lives, well, they have.
349
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,446
To be fair, in the past,
you had money to throw
350
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,013
at any problem
that came your way.
351
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,146
Yeah. That's what she said.[laughs]
352
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:20,930
Nice, chief.
353
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:24,151
Oh, no, that's literally
what Elizabeth said.
354
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,457
[laughs]Yeah, she did.
355
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,417
Look, Javi,here's the thing.
356
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,679
Guys like us are dreamers.
357
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,637
When life hands us lemons,we don't get upset.
358
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:35,249
We sit around and wait for lifeto hand us something better.
359
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,642
And-and how has that
worked out for you?
360
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,167
Awful, dude.Oh.
361
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,429
You know what,on second thought,
362
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,996
maybe things with Jackiewould've gone better
363
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,824
if I would've justfaced our problems
364
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,261
rather than waitingfor something good to happen.
365
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,053
Ay!
366
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,838
My Spanish is a little rusty,
but did one of you
367
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,840
just offer to make some sandos?
368
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,669
You guys, it's
getting really late,
369
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,410
and we're never gonna
finish this project.
370
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,195
I think we
should call it.
371
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,892
I think
we should take it out back
372
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,502
and bury it
next to the marion...
373
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:12,982
Nothing.
374
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,377
What about Sammy?
375
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,640
We just have to pray that
whatever happens tomorrow,
376
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,772
he doesn't turn out
anything like Barry.
377
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,165
Agreed.
378
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,211
Agreed.Agreed.
379
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,350
♪
380
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,917
[exhales]
Javi,
381
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,050
what are you doing? It's
the middle of the night.
382
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,442
[scoffs]Oh.
383
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,270
I couldn't sleep.
384
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,664
And I'm so sorryI called you a nag.
385
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:45,449
You didn't call me a nag.
386
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:49,584
Oh. Then I definitelydidn't think it, either.
387
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,368
Well, I'm sorry
about all the things
388
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:54,937
I definitely didn't think
about you tonight, too.
389
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,199
I'm sorry about everything.
390
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,940
It's just that allof this money stuff
391
00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,073
is very scaryfor me to talk about.
392
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,945
Which is why I preferto keep my head in the sand.
393
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,339
I am an ostrich.
394
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,341
You're not an ostrich.
395
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,778
I'm a flightless birdwith beautiful eyelashes
396
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,867
who hides from his problems.
397
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,869
That's an ostrich.
398
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,567
I love how
optimistic you are.
399
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,961
I just want to take
that positivity
400
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,484
and put it towards
our future.
401
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,269
Yes. I know, mi vida.
402
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,445
And I understand nowthat I can't wait
403
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,837
for thingsto fix themselves.
404
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,014
I need to act.
405
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,320
So I started making this.
406
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:33,323
[laughs] "Javier and
Elizabeth's timeline:
407
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,978
a history of love."Yes. I've included
408
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,024
all of the important momentsof our life
409
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,243
plus a visionfor our future.
410
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,463
Wow, there's not much space
between meeting
411
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,595
and consummating
our relationship.
412
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:47,250
That was a great day.
413
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:50,123
It was a great brunch.
[laughs]
414
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,515
Tomorrow,we'll work on a budget
415
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,604
to help us savefor our own place,
416
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,998
and I found a greatfinancial planning workshop
417
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,739
at Valley College.
418
00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,523
We are a team.
419
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,743
Together, we canget through anything.
420
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:04,485
You're so sexy when
you listen to me.
421
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:09,229
[groans]
422
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,843
Hey.
423
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:15,931
What are you doing up?
424
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,454
I couldn't sleep.
425
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,195
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
426
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,980
Tub talk?
427
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,503
Yes.
428
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,422
I just feel really
bad about my project.
429
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,511
I should have listened to
you from the beginning.
430
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,165
A lot of people
would be better off
431
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,210
if they had listened to me
from the beginning.
432
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,388
Don't feel bad.
We'll get through it.
433
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:41,478
Can you try to go back to bed?
434
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,437
Okay. I'll try.
435
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,440
Good night, Mom.
436
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,789
And don't worry.
437
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:50,313
Next time, I won't dream so big.
438
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,404
Crap.
439
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,456
Wow.
440
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,635
Are you working on Sammy's
project, or is this, like,
441
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:10,855
the least realistic
dream I've ever had?
442
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:13,467
Mmm, I was thinkingabout what you said before,
443
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,816
and it's possible
444
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,036
I haven't always been greatat following through.
445
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,908
Well,
446
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,476
you did quit going to see
our marriage counselor
447
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:25,087
'cause he was
a Jimmy Buffett fan.Well,
448
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,394
not gonna take life advice
from a Parrothead.
449
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:29,657
You didn't like
him saying
450
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,702
it's your own
damn fault.
451
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:36,011
Give me that
clay. The yellow.
452
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,971
You know,
453
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,583
I don't want Sammy
ending up like me, either.
454
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,717
Don't get me wrong. I want
his bowling high to be 250.
455
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,720
Not his credit score.
456
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,722
Well, it wouldn't be terrible
457
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,811
if he ended up
a little bit like you.
458
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,596
Really?
459
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,815
Yeah.
460
00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:01,036
You're fun, enthusiastic.
461
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,517
I want Sammy to
be practical,
462
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,085
but I never want him
to stop dreaming big.
463
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,697
Thanks.
464
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,699
All right, let's
finish this thing.
465
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,222
[grunts]
466
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,442
Together.All right.
467
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,661
It'll be just likethat Valentines' Day
468
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,403
when those guys at the bardared us to finish that keg.
469
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,797
Nobody dared us. We
just volunteered.
470
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,581
[laughs]
471
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,628
And then we did it. Together.
472
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,380
Oh, my God.
473
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,772
You finished my project!
474
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,687
[both scream]
475
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,647
Uh...
476
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,389
Yeah. That's right, Sam-Man.
477
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,391
We stayed up all nightworking on it.
478
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,262
This is awesome.
479
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,611
Look, Sammy,
480
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,439
I always want you to dream big.
481
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,267
You can do anything
you put your mind to.
482
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,922
But it's also importantthat you follow through
483
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,445
and finish what you start.
484
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,012
I learned thatlast night.
485
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:06,145
Do you understand?I do.
486
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:09,148
Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Dad.[chuckles]
487
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,975
Aw. Sammy,if you're giving out hugs,
488
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,716
put us down for two.
489
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,110
Did you guys finish
the time line for me, too?
490
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,026
We sure did. Ah![chuckles]
491
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,507
What does "consummate" mean?JAVIER:
Huh?
492
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,899
Oh.Oh, um,
493
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,946
it's a Mexican soup.
494
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,992
Aha![chuckles]
495
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,820
Awesome. Thanks!
496
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,518
All right, Sammy.
497
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,955
Let's get you to school.Oh, we can
actually take him.
498
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,783
We're on our way to a
financial planning workshop.
499
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,219
Yeah, something that seemed like
500
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,525
a good idea
at 4:00 in the morning.
501
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,962
Bye.Come on. Bye.
502
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,398
Get your backpack.BARRY:See ya, buddy.
503
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,530
Yeah. All right.Bye.
504
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:44,574
JACKIE:Bye, honey.
505
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,315
JAVIER:
Bye.
506
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:50,232
All right, well, I shouldprobably get going, too.
507
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,845
You know, last night
started off a little rocky
508
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,239
but ended up being fun.
509
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,198
Kind of the oppositeof our marriage.
510
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,286
[chuckles]
511
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,810
But yeah, it did.
512
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,340
Sammy's a great kid.
513
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,429
And I know that's
because of you.
514
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,431
Thanks.
515
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,955
And...
516
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,523
maybe this wholeco-parenting thing
517
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,612
isn't the worst thingthat's ever happened
518
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,441
in the historyof the world.Hmm.
519
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:29,402
That's, like, thenicest thing
you've ever said to me.
520
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,360
Yeah.
521
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,622
[chuckles softly]
522
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,887
What are you doing?What are you doing?
523
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,454
Nothing. Nothing.Nothing. Me, neither.
524
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,848
Oh, I thought
that you... Yeah.No.
525
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,545
You said it. Thank
you. Have a great day.Yeah. Oh, oh, hey.
526
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,286
Good to see you.Good to see you.Good to see you.
527
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,592
Right on. Yeah.
528
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,420
[exhales]
529
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:51,380
Whoa, that was close.
530
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,774
LUIS:Tell me about it.
531
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:57,473
I totally thought
you two were going to kiss.
532
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,519
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