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So, I've got a plus one to
an exclusive art show tonight.
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You want to come?
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I am confused.
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You hate art.
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I do.
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But this is at Sammy's school.
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I mean, you'll have to be arounda bunch of delusional parents
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who think their kidsare brilliant artists,
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when, obviously, my kid isthe only brilliant artist.
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Yes, Sammy's painting of
a cow on a boat was inspired.
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A cow? I thought that wasa spotted dog.
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That is what makes it great art.
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Please come.
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I don't like goingto these things alone.
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Or you could look at it
as an opportunity
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to meet some of
the other parents,
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maybe make some new friends.
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Why the hell wouldI want to do that?
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I'm sorry. Ever since
I started dating Luke,
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I've been seeing life through
rose-colored glasses.
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Perhaps that's because
he bought me
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the most adorable
rose-colored glasses.
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Ugh.
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People in happy relationshipsalways think...
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I bet if I found
someone for you,
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you'd feel different.
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That. They think that.
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I'm not interested.
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You sure?
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What about
Brawny paper towel guy?
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He looks like he could be
a fun, quicker picker-upper.
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Hard pass.
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I don't trustguys with beards.
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I have a beard.
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If we were dating, you wouldn't.
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How about the cute guy
laughing on the phone?
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He looks fun.
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Luis, that phone'sbeen broken for five years.
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Dude is talking to himself.
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Okay, here is your dream guy.
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Good-looking,
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good swagger,
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questionable hygiene.
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Hello there.I'd like to buy you a drink.
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Or better yet,I'd like you to buy me a drink.
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What the hell, Barry?
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Wait, Barry?
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As in your ex-husband Barry?
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Why didn't you tell me
you were in town?
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Well, come on,
if I gave you a heads-up,
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I'd miss all your hand yelling.
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That is so Jackie.
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[mock yelling]
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Not funny.
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Not funny at all.
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♪
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To what do we owe
this unpleasant surprise?
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Well...
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my group,
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the number one Van Halen coverband in Carson City, Nevada...
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You've always been
number two in my book.
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Nice.
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Hey, say what you will,but it is still rock and roll.
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We are taking a break, though,
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so that our drummercan get his real estate license.
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Have you heard my music yet?
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It's not that bad.
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That's a quote from the
best review he's ever gotten.
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She remembered.
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[chuckles softly]Ah!
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That's a laugh.I'm on the board!
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It would really mean a lot to meif you'd listen to this.
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Thank you.Mm-hmm.
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That'll be $15.
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[laughs] I'm joking.You're a friend.
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Ten dollars.
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You can take that out of
the child support you owe me.
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Ugh.
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It's impossible to find a
birthday gift for mi papá
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because I have given him so manyfabulous things in the past.
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I know.
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Remember last year,
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you flew in Shakirato sing him "Happy Birthday"
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in Marilyn Monroe'soriginal dress.
Oh.
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Yes. He liked it.
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But mi mamáwasn't
a fan of that gift.
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Little heads-up,
Jackie's in a mood.
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Barry's back.
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Ooh...
Oh...
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If you don't mind
me saying, Jackie,
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you don't seem particularly fondof the man you had a child with.
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What did you ever see in him?
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You know what it's like inthe beginning of a relationship.
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There's all of this heat,and all you see is what's good.
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I just wish I couldgo back in time and say,
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"Don't rush into things,get to know each other better."
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Wait.
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Are you saying Luke and I
are rushing into things?
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I wasn't talking about you.
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I'm sure you guys are fine.
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Are we?
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You know, there was a time
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when Barry was
the coolest guy in Reseda.
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He had charm for days,
always drove a bitchin' car,
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and, at 16, rocked a mustacheso he could buy everybody beer.
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Nice.
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That's enough.
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I don't want to hear any more
good things about Barry.
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Of course.In fact,
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don't even talk to him.
Especially you.
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Why me?
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No, I get it.
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As soon as you give Barry
the benefit of the doubt,
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he'll worm his way in,
and the next thing you know,
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you're up late
laughing and singing
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and feeling good
about everything.
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Oh, yes,
he sounds like a monster.
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The worst thing is that the bandis always his biggest priority.
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He never puts Sammy first.
And that I can't forgive.
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What are you looking for?
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Ah. This.
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The last time he was late
with child support,
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I had a lawyer guy draw up
this paper for Barry to sign.
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It gives me sole custody.
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Oh, wow.
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Isn't that a bit extreme?No.
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There's always paperworkthat both parents have to sign.
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Doctor stuff and school stuff.
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And he's never around to do it.
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Sammy missed
an overnight field trip
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because I couldn't get
Barry's signature in time.
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I think sole custody
is a great idea.
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Remember our dear
friend Jeanette,
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who had that really
complicated divorce?Mm-hmm.
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The best thing she ever did
was demand full legal custody.
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Over their ski chalet.
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Same idea.
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Barry can come over,
visit the chalet--
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in this case, Sammy...Mm.
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...and if the chalet
needs a tetanus shot,
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you won't need his permission.
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The trick is getting
Barry to sign that paper.
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Ugh.
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I'm gonna have to be nice.
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Or, since Barry thinks
he's a rock star,
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you could put it on your boob
and hand him a Sharpie.
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[laughs]
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That might be better.
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[knocking "Shave and a Haircut"]
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[vocalizes "Two bits"]
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[chuckles]
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Javier?
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Barry?
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Oh... bring it in here,
almost-brother-in-law.
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I can't believe we've never met.
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Geez, you smell better
than any man I've ever met.
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Oh. Well, I just took
my bubble bath.
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Uh-oh, is that Lizzie, or did
she have a teenage daughter?
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Barry, please.
No one thinks I'm old enough
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to have a teenage daughter.
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[chuckles softly]
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Would love to chat,
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but I have to go to work and
my rideshare driver's here.
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Yeah, you can make out with himif you want, I'm okay with it.
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[laughing]:I'm her rideshare driver.
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[laughing]
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That's why it's funnyand, and not sad.
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Very nice meeting you, Barry.
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I mean...
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we've met and now that's done.
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So, Bar.
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Really glad you're here.
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And I, uh, got something I wantto talk to you about. I...
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Ooh, me first, me first.
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The band just got a big break.
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We are booked
to headline a casino.
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[laughs]
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In Reno.
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And that rhymes.
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I like to write these down.
One second.
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This could be a lyric.
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♪ Reno
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♪ Casino
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♪ She's-a lookin' at me...
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♪ Mean-o.
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Let that marinate.
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[sighs]
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So, back to my thing.
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This gig is on Thursday,
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so I was really hoping
that Sammy could make it.
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Thursday's a school night.
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Still?
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Sammy can't justpick up and go somewhere
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whenever it suits you.
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No, this isn't about me.
This is about...
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Daddy.
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Sam-Man! Come here!
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Oh, dude, I missed you!
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[laughing]:
Oh.
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Isn't this a cool surprise?
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The best.Listen, I know
it's not much,
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but you know that
guitar riff you sent me?
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I had the band jam with it
and put it on this flash drive.
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And did I add a little vocal?
♪ I think I did!
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This is awesome![chuckles]
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You're awesome, buddy.
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Hey, Daddy, there's an art showat school tonight.
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Can you come?
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I would love to.
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If your mom's
chill with it.
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Oh.
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You bet.
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Nobody is chiller...
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♪ Than me...!
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Hey, bro.
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Barry?
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It says here
I'm picking up a Vivian.
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That's 'cause
Vivian's my real name.
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Yeah, people just call me Barry.
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[scoffs]
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I've been in Reseda
long enough to know
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that you're messing with me.[chuckles]
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Yeah, Vivian's my moms.She lets me use her account.
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Ah.Or she would,if she knew I was doing it.
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So, I'm guessing
you didn't request me
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because my driver rating
is 4.7 stars.
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Should be five,
but you drop one person off
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at the wrong airport
and, blah...
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No, actually, uh,I requested you because
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you're a guy with a big heart.Hmm.
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I want to have a betterrelationship with Sammy.
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And now I havethis gig in Reno,
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and it would mean
the world to me
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if Sammy could see me up there
doing what I do best.
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I want him to see me
as a success.
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Well, Sammy doesn't care
about that.
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He just wants you to be his dad.
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But I want him
to be proud of me.
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Can you just talk to Jackie?
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'Cause she said he can't come.
Something about school.
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I-I shouldn't be
talking to you.
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And I'm only saying
that because
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Jackie specifically told me
not to talk to you.
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Please?
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I-I know I haven't always beenperfect, but I can do better.
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I want to.
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For Sammy.
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[exhales]
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Okay, I'll consider it.
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Now, put your seat belt on,
Vivan.
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A votre santé, Bijou.
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So, we've been drinking
for 15 minutes
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and you still haven't
mentioned Luke.I know.
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Jackie got into my head
about us moving too quickly,
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so I stopped texting him.But when he stopped texting me,
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I started spiraling,
so I gave in
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and sent him a text expressing
all the things I am feeling.
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"Soup?"
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What?
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No!
261
00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:50,894
I meant to write "Sup?"
262
00:09:50,937 --> 00:09:53,635
You know,
something fun and cute.
263
00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:55,245
Like me.
264
00:09:55,289 --> 00:09:56,725
To let him know that
265
00:09:56,769 --> 00:09:59,033
I want our relationshipto stand the test of time.
266
00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:02,035
I'm sure he got all of that
from "soup."
267
00:10:02,078 --> 00:10:04,038
Oh, well, good,
you're both here.
268
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:06,169
Okay, I have an idea that will
help Barry and Jackie...
269
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,476
Oh, it's a bad idea.No, don't do it.
270
00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:09,956
You haven't heard my idea.
271
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,740
You're right. I apologize.
272
00:10:11,784 --> 00:10:13,481
Me, too. Please proceed.
273
00:10:13,524 --> 00:10:15,048
Well, thank you.
So, I was talking to Barry...
274
00:10:15,091 --> 00:10:16,658
Are you nuts?!You were what?!
275
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,749
Jackie and Barry have
a lot of history.
276
00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:23,057
Trust me, you do not want
to get involved.
277
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,188
I've got 15 minutes
to finish this sandwich,
278
00:10:25,232 --> 00:10:26,974
change clothes
for Sammy's art show,
279
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,889
and figure out a way to convinceBarry to give me sole custody.
280
00:10:29,932 --> 00:10:33,807
Okay, well, if you're
asking for my opinion...
281
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,068
Go ahead. Just make it fast.
282
00:10:35,111 --> 00:10:36,678
This thing's loaded with onions,
283
00:10:36,722 --> 00:10:39,289
so I'm also gonna have to squirtsome toothpaste up in here.
284
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:42,903
Jackie, I think you should let
Sammy go see Barry's show.
285
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:48,038
That would make it more likelyfor him to give me sole custody.
286
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,692
How do you know
about Barry's show?
287
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:54,130
Oh, uh, yeah, I-I know
I-I wasn't supposed to,
288
00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:56,743
but, uh, well,
Barry talked to me about it.
289
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,875
You talked to Barry
behind my back?
290
00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:00,659
I mean, he just wants
Sammy to be proud of him,
291
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,052
which I can understand.
292
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,750
I don't care
what you understand.
293
00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:08,537
I told you not to talk to Barry,so back off.
294
00:11:10,756 --> 00:11:13,759
Jackie, I know you're mad.
295
00:11:13,802 --> 00:11:17,197
I'll take care of Javi.Just focus on Barry and custody.
296
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,375
[exhales]
Okay, fine.
297
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:25,032
And maybe consider two squirts
of toothpaste up in there.
298
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:32,561
Is this kid flipping the...?No.
299
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,998
He's saying, "I'm number one."
300
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,697
I'm just going by what he said.
301
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,397
Now, this is kind of awkward,
302
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,051
but you signed up
to bring a dessert.
303
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:47,357
Oh, right. I forgot...
304
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,577
That Iwas bringing dessert.
305
00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:51,144
There you go.
306
00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:52,885
Dessert, and, uh...
307
00:11:52,928 --> 00:11:54,148
dessert.
308
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,192
More dessert there.
309
00:11:55,235 --> 00:11:57,238
[muttering]
310
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,543
Dessert. Oops.
311
00:11:59,587 --> 00:12:02,591
That gummy's not for kids.[chuckles]
312
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:06,289
[mouths, chuckles]
313
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,513
Thanks for the save.
314
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,601
No prob, Jax. Thank you.
315
00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:17,605
So, I've thought about it,
316
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,000
and I'm considering taking
Sammy to see you play.
317
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,783
Really? Wait, you'd go, too?
318
00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:23,177
Oh, that's awesome.
319
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,918
I just, I want
something in return.
320
00:12:25,961 --> 00:12:27,181
Remember I told you
there was a thing
321
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,182
that I wanted to
talk to you about?
322
00:12:29,225 --> 00:12:32,142
I'll pretend I did. Sure.
323
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,320
I'd like sole custody of Sammy.
324
00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:40,802
Oh. Wow. Um...
325
00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:42,804
I promise nothing will change.
326
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,373
You can still see Sammy
whenever you're in town.
327
00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:48,288
It's just so we won't keep
fighting about signing things,
328
00:12:48,331 --> 00:12:51,161
like doctor stuff
and school stuff.
329
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:54,860
Yeah, uh, well,not fighting sounds good.
330
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,864
Nothing else would change?
331
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,952
Nothing. Whenever
you're in town,
332
00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:02,519
you can see Sammy
as much as you want.
333
00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:05,219
Mom, Dad, it's so cool
you're both here.
334
00:13:05,261 --> 00:13:06,394
Aw.
335
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:10,136
It really kinda is.
336
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:13,009
So, everyone,
those were the self-portraits.
337
00:13:13,052 --> 00:13:17,100
Next, I asked each student to
paint a picture of their hero.
338
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:20,495
I think you'll be impressed
by what they did. I know I am.
339
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:23,279
Uh, this is Nico's,
who couldn't be here tonight.
340
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:31,331
How did I not see this?
341
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:34,290
Hey, guys, see mine.
342
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,951
Good job, buddy.
343
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,181
You okay?
344
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,703
Yeah.
345
00:13:55,746 --> 00:13:58,097
I'm just angry at myself.
I overstepped.
346
00:13:58,140 --> 00:13:59,881
But I was just trying to help.
347
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,753
I know, but it's not
your place to comment
348
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,320
on Jackie's relationship.
349
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,148
Or her ponytail.
350
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,759
I never said anything
about Jackie's ponytail.
351
00:14:07,802 --> 00:14:10,023
But don't you want to?
352
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,721
I just hate
that your sister
353
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,158
is angry at me again.
354
00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:19,989
Probably because I didn't
listen to her again.
355
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,903
I'll apologize.
356
00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:23,731
That is one thing
I love about you.Hmm?
357
00:14:23,774 --> 00:14:27,301
You always do the right thingafter you do the wrong thing.
358
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,913
So, why did you get involved?
359
00:14:30,956 --> 00:14:34,090
Well, I wanted to fix Barry
and Sammy's relationship.
360
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,745
It felt personal.
361
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,225
I know what it's like
growing up,
362
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,922
not having your father around.
363
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,227
But your father was there.
364
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:43,230
Oh, not really.
He was always working,
365
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:47,929
traveling on business, buying
castles, racing hovercrafts.
366
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,236
Yeah. But when he washome,
367
00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:52,239
my world got a little brighter.
368
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,197
And I think Sammy's does, too.
369
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,243
And I don't want him
to lose that.
370
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,246
You ever tell your fatherwhat it meant to you
371
00:15:00,289 --> 00:15:02,249
when he was around?
372
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,903
Not enough.
373
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,905
You know, maybe
for mi papá'sbirthday,
374
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:10,256
instead of the Cheesecake
Factory gift card,
375
00:15:10,299 --> 00:15:12,432
I could write
him a letter
376
00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:14,260
about our relationship
and how I would like
377
00:15:14,303 --> 00:15:15,697
to make things better.
378
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,480
I think that would
mean a lot to him.
379
00:15:17,524 --> 00:15:19,482
Really? Even though
I can't afford
380
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,572
to hire a proper calligrapher?
381
00:15:22,616 --> 00:15:25,663
Even without
a proper calligrapher.Hmm.
382
00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:27,664
I really miss him, you know?
383
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,318
Your father
or your calligrapher?
384
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,711
Both, honestly.
385
00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:35,107
[both grunting]
386
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,284
All right, Sammy,
387
00:15:38,327 --> 00:15:39,981
go get ready for bed.
I'll be up soon.
388
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:41,375
Good night, rock star.Good night, Daddy.
389
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,592
See you tomorrow.
390
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,770
Uh, look,
391
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,164
I know seeing that painting
was kind of tough,
392
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,384
but if it makes you
feel any better,
393
00:15:51,427 --> 00:15:53,474
he didn't paint me either.
[laughs softly]
394
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,302
Yeah.
395
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:58,434
Actually got me thinking. Um...
396
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,133
I don't think I want Sammy
397
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,961
spending so much time
with Javier.
398
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,136
[chuckles]
What?
399
00:16:04,179 --> 00:16:06,225
I mean, the guy's not his dad,and he's drawing pictures of him
400
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,749
and calling him his hero and...
401
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,056
I don't know.
It's just not cool.
402
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,100
Seriously?
403
00:16:12,144 --> 00:16:13,494
Yeah.
404
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,756
Right.
405
00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:18,499
You know what else is not cool?
406
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,980
That Sammy can't rely on you.
407
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,284
What?You heard me.
408
00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:25,158
Javi is his hero
because Javi is there for him.
409
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,506
I'm in a band.
410
00:16:26,549 --> 00:16:28,073
Of course.
411
00:16:28,116 --> 00:16:30,336
It's always the band firstand everyone else later.
412
00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:32,991
[stammers] The schedule's
unpredictable. You know that.
413
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,994
So is being a rideshare driver.
414
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,648
But Javi still calls
to say good night to Sammy,
415
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,040
even if he's on the road.
416
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,433
Sometimes with a customer
in the car,
417
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:42,174
which is kind of weird
and kind of sweet.
418
00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:44,133
So, Sammy loves Javifor the same reason
419
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:47,092
that we all love Javi--
because he cares and he is fun
420
00:16:47,135 --> 00:16:49,399
and he is here and you are not.
421
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,445
That's why I wantsole custody.
422
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,490
You're not a co-parent,
and I am tired
423
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:54,926
of pretending like you are.
424
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,971
[exhales]:
Uh...
425
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,153
[door closes]
426
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,373
[sighs]
427
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,204
Hi.
428
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,425
How much of that did you hear?
429
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,255
Not much.
430
00:17:19,298 --> 00:17:21,431
Good. Night.
431
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,173
Oh, one quick thing.
432
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,261
You love me?
433
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:29,613
You're my brother-in-law.
I have to love you.
434
00:17:29,656 --> 00:17:31,571
No, you don't.
435
00:17:32,963 --> 00:17:34,488
May I please have a hug?
436
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,750
If you must.
437
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:37,969
I must.
438
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,104
Okay.
439
00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:43,800
Okay.
440
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,548
Still no text from Luke?Not yet.
441
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:55,074
But it's probably best
I don't think about it.
442
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,077
You okay?
443
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,775
[exhales]
Not really.
444
00:18:00,817 --> 00:18:04,431
I was trying to play it
all nice with Barry
445
00:18:04,473 --> 00:18:08,042
so he'd go for the sole custodything, and I wrecked it.
446
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:10,045
Yes, I heard.
447
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:13,134
Then you droppedthe L-bomb on Javier.
448
00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:16,529
He was quite touched.
449
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,794
It is all over his Insta Story.
450
00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:23,579
I don't know
what to do about Barry.
451
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:27,061
I'm mad if he shows up,
I'm mad if he doesn't show up.
452
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,803
What do you think
that's all about?
453
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,021
Honestly?
454
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:35,417
I think that the anger helps me.
455
00:18:35,461 --> 00:18:36,897
With what?
456
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:39,640
The guy's my kryptonite, Luis.
457
00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:41,119
I mean, if I
don't focus
458
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:45,298
on the anger, I'm afraid
I'm gonna get sucked back
459
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:48,083
into remembering
all the good stuff.
460
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,779
I don't have to
worry about it
461
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,304
right now.
462
00:18:51,346 --> 00:18:53,871
'Cause every time I yell
at Barry, he skips town
463
00:18:53,914 --> 00:18:55,307
and leaves me with the fun job
464
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:58,136
of having to explain
all this to Sammy.
465
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,227
Hey. You are not alone.
466
00:19:01,269 --> 00:19:03,576
You've got me, you...[phone vibrating]
467
00:19:03,619 --> 00:19:06,884
[exclaims] Well, it seems
you have a handle on this.
468
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,103
Luke wrote you back?
469
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,278
He wrote back.
470
00:19:09,321 --> 00:19:11,192
He felt he was coming on
too strong,
471
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,152
and he's... here.
472
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,153
[knocking on door]
473
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,634
[mouths]
474
00:19:19,983 --> 00:19:22,029
Sup?
475
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,467
I'm so sorry.I-- You were playing it cool,
476
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,164
so I thought I neededto be cool,
477
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,991
but I can't be cool around you
478
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,819
'cause I can't stopthinking about you.
479
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,431
And I knew you weregetting off of work,
480
00:19:31,473 --> 00:19:33,824
so I came here with, like,six different kinds of soup.
481
00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:37,219
And one chowder.They're in the car.
482
00:19:37,262 --> 00:19:38,480
JACKIE:
Um...
483
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:39,829
Why soup?
484
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,701
[whispers]:
It's a long story.
485
00:19:41,744 --> 00:19:44,269
I'm really happy
that you're here.
486
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,445
So you don't think it's weirdthat I got all crazy?
487
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:50,666
Hey, every relationship needsone crazy guy and one calm guy.
488
00:19:53,278 --> 00:19:55,193
All right,calm guy, let's go.
489
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,544
Luis.
490
00:19:58,587 --> 00:19:59,720
Save me the chowder.
491
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,289
A moose?
492
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,205
Clearly that is a spotted dog.
493
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,469
I'm cutting you off.
494
00:20:09,511 --> 00:20:12,689
How do people not see our kid
is a brilliant artist?
495
00:20:12,732 --> 00:20:14,299
What are you doing here?
496
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,866
I thought I scared you
out of Reseda.
497
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:19,479
Well, I kept thinking about
what you said last night.
498
00:20:19,521 --> 00:20:22,351
And you're right.
499
00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:24,048
I haven't been there for Sammy.
500
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:26,049
Wow.
501
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,530
That's big of you to admit that.
502
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,010
I appreciate it.
503
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,664
It's the truth.
You've been raising him
504
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,537
all by yourself out here, and
I know how hard that must be.
505
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:37,365
So I'm gonna do the right thing.
506
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,759
Wha...
507
00:20:39,802 --> 00:20:41,500
You're gonna give me
sole custody?
508
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:44,112
Better. I'm moving back here.
[chuckles]
509
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:48,595
I quit the band. I took a job
at my cousin's auto shop.
510
00:20:48,637 --> 00:20:50,727
Sammy means the world to me.I want to be here for him.
511
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:52,294
So from now on,
we're in this together.
512
00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:53,861
And we're gonna co-parent
the crap out of our kid.
513
00:20:53,903 --> 00:20:55,253
High five.
[laughs]
514
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,082
Huh? No?
515
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,605
[mutters]
516
00:20:59,648 --> 00:21:00,954
That'll do.
517
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:04,349
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