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- [Woman] Damn, look
at all that stuff,
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looks like y'all
having a barbecue, huh?
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(hip hop music)
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♪ I like the way
you shake that ass ♪
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♪ I like the way you shake,
shake, shake that ass ♪
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♪ I like the way you shake it
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♪ I like the way you shake it
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♪ I like the way, I like
the way, I like the way ♪
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♪ I like the way, I like
the way you shake that ass ♪
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♪ Freak nasty
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♪ Wouldn't be caught with
the booty getting passed me ♪
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♪ 2000 zero zero does have me
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♪ Shake that ass,
shake that ass ♪
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♪ My laptop creeping
up real slow ♪
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♪ Another ass all good to go
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♪ See that body,
got my eyes open ♪
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♪ Please stop, shake that
ass over here on my block ♪
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♪ Having fantasies with 'em
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♪ See you shaking that ass
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♪ In the Q like you don't care
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♪ I'm addicted to
your attitude ♪
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♪ I ain't trying to be rude
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♪ But that booty
got me in the mood ♪
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♪ I guess it only
takes a little time ♪
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♪ Between the weed
and the wine ♪
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♪ Something about that
ass got me blind ♪
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♪ So come and stand
right in front of me ♪
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♪ Turn around, shake,
shake, shake that ass ♪
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♪ Til a nigga leave
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♪ I like the way
you shake that ass ♪
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♪ I like the way you shake,
shake, shake that ass ♪
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♪ I like the way you shake it
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♪ I like the way you shake it
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♪ I like the way, I like
the way, I like the way ♪
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♪ I like the way, I like
the way you shake that ass ♪
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♪ Freak nasty,
wouldn't be caught ♪
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♪ With the booty
getting passed me ♪
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♪ 2000 zero zero just had me
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♪ Shake that ass, shake
that ass for daddy ♪
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♪ I carry heart break
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♪ My baby mama tore it up
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♪ My man's watching
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♪ I love it when
you throw it up ♪
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♪ Tear drop, I used
to cry heavily ♪
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♪ Now I'm at the Q with
a thick ass ahead of me ♪
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♪ H dub, hit me
with a six pack ♪
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♪ She got ass
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(crickets chirping)
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(hip hop music)
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♪ What what
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♪ Got the stars, 69
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♪ I like what you do
to me all the time ♪
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♪ Got the stars, 69
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♪ What what what
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♪ Got the stars, 69
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♪ I like it when you do
it to me all the time ♪
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♪ Got the stars, 69
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♪ Well come on let's get it
on before your mama be home ♪
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♪ And you best dipping
down to the break of dawn ♪
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♪ If Victoria got a secret
than that bitch is a lie ♪
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♪ Because all my niggas know
that I'm the piece of the pie ♪
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♪ If you want to be down
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- Damn, baby.
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You got more stacks
than a mother fucking
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International House of Pancakes.
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- Are you ready?
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I'm about to give
it to you so good.
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You jump up and slap your mama.
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- Hell yeah I'm ready,
bring that shit over.
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(moaning)
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♪ Bring me some of that doggy
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♪ And I'll fuck it with style
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♪ You know mama gonna
make it worth your while ♪
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♪ So give it up, give it up
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(phone ringing)
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- Who this?
- Hi, Cedric.
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It's your girl Gia.
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I just wanted to
say good morning.
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- Yo, baby, I'm trying to
catch mad Z's right now.
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I'm gonna hit you
back in a few hours.
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- OK, toodles.
- My girlfriend Gia
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always calling when I'm dreaming
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about my ex-girlfriend Marica.
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But I'll tell y'all
about that later on.
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What's up?
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Please, I'm naked and I'm
trying to take a doo doo.
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- Boy, please.
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You ain't have no clothes on
when I gave your ass life.
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Now hurry and get out
of here and downstairs
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and help your father
load that car,
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and I mean now.
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Oh, I know you got
decent clothes upstairs.
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Why you coming out of the
house looking like this?
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And where are your shoes?
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- Hurry up, boy.
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I've been waiting on
your ass for 20 minutes.
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- Sorry about that, Pop.
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What you need?
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- I want you to put
them bags in the back.
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- OK.
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You've been waiting
down here for 20 minutes
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and you already
brought the bags out?
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How come you didn't just
put 'em in the trunk?
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- Because you need
to do some work.
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- Cedric, now you know
your daddy got a bad back.
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Just get over here and
put your bags in the car
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and quit questioning him.
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- What you talking about,
I ain't got no bad back.
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- Well, it's not a news flash.
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You've had a bad
back for years now.
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- You weren't complaining
about that last night
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when I was doing your ass
from a froggy style position,
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now was ya?
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- Well, you do have tendency
to rise to the occasion.
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(laughing)
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(coughing)
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(R and B music)
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(record scratching)
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(groaning)
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- Come on, man,
what's wrong with you?
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I want the lawn mowed,
the house cleaned,
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and most importantly, I want
that backyard straightened up.
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Especially the pool.
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And don't have none of them
two bit hos be messing up
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around up in here
while I'm gone.
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- What about two bit
hootchy mamas, is that cool?
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- Boy, you want me to knock you
into the middle of November?
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- If it's the 15th, that's
the only time y'all seem
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to buy groceries these days.
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Just kidding, just
kidding, just kidding, Pop.
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Just kidding.
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- Now look here.
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I know you're in your
last semester at college,
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so you a man now.
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Be responsible, OK?
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Because if you are,
as a graduation gift,
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I might be able to work
something on that '93 Jeep
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that you want.
- For reals?
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- That's right, that's right.
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I know how you feel.
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You're a horny little
mother fucker all the time.
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So if you want to get your
little booty thing going,
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after you finish your work,
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you better carry your ass
to a motel or to the back
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of someone's car.
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Don't have my place
smelling like ass.
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Because the only person
allowed to pop cootchie
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in that castle is this king.
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Got it?
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(honking)
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Woman, stop honking and
horning me, God damn it.
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Can't you seem conversating
man to man to my son?
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Shit, that woman
drive a man crazy.
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Nag you to death.
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Make you want to commit suicide.
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Mohammad style.
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Boy, listen.
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If you want to have one,
two of your home boys over,
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that's fine.
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But no parties.
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- Don't worry, Pop,
I won't let you down.
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- Oh, no, you won't let me down.
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Let yourself down.
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And your mama down.
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And that pretty
little Jeep down.
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- If you need anything,
I left a note of where
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we're gonna be
staying on the fridge.
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And in case of an emergency,
I left 911 number, too.
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See you later, be good.
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(hip hop music)
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- Hey, nigga, let's go party.
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- Hell no.
- Why not?
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- Mega.
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Bottom of the page.
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- Oh, damn, you getting this?
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- Yeah, damn.
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- Oh, that's tight right there.
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- Yep.
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Pop say all I gotta do is
keep the house straight,
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mow the lawn, clean
the backyard, the pool,
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and I'll be four wheeling
my ass off, nigga.
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- Hey, man, when you get
this, can I have your bus pass
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and your tokens?
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- Yeah, Darren.
- Cool.
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- Damn, this shit sure is dope.
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Definitely a ho magnet.
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- That's what I'm saying.
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(laughing)
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- Man, we could drop
a funky ass barbecue
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and your moms and pops
won't even know it.
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It ain't gonna take us 48 hours
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to clean this motherfucker up.
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- I don't know, man, Pops warned
me about throwing a party.
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- That's right.
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He said don't have a party.
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He didn't say nothing
about a barbecue.
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- Nah.
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He didn't.
- I can call my boy
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Scotty, get him on the ones
and twos, get my grandmother
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recipe for barbecue sauce,
throw it up on the grill,
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we could charge
niggas $10 to get in.
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We could put chips in
our pocket and parley
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with a gang of
bitches all jacked.
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- Nah, man, I'm too close to
getting me some wheels, man,
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I am not fucking it up.
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- Ah, shit.
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- What?
- Damn.
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Radio not included, man.
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- Let me see that.
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A car with no sound?
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Man, you best be keeping your
ass on the bus for Spike Lee.
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- I saw your baby's daddy
at the party with Tarika.
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- Oh no you didn't.
- Yes, I did.
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You need to call him.
- I know that low life--
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- Check your man,
he was with her.
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They were kissing.
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I'm serious, I am serious.
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No, I'm not kidding.
- Hey, ladies.
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Hey yo.
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I was on my way to the beach,
y'all ladies want to roll?
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- To the beach?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, let's go to the beach.
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Got some music, play us
something we can groove to.
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Put the music on.
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What is that?
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(hip hop music)
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♪ How y'all feeling out there
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Is that what you call music?
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♪ Getting busy
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- Oh, no, no, I
can't do that, uh uh.
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- Hold up.
- Oh no.
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- Hold up.
- No.
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- When you roll the
windows up it get clearer.
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You just gotta
concentrate on the sound.
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All right, dogs, let's do this.
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But y'all keep it on the
DL, I don't want everybody
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and their mama showing up.
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- Cool, cool, cool.
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Cool, it's on, it's on.
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Yeah.
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- Gonna get our shit on.
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(hip hop music)
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(smooth jazz music)
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- Robin, why don't you
get out and go help
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my sister with her bags?
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- I ain't helping
Virginia with shit.
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I got a bad back, remember?
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(grunting)
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You feel that shit?
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Must have felt that shit.
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Looking like Yoda.
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- You got.
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- Look, look, look,
look, like I said, girl,
254
00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:41,835
if you wear that
bikini you be wearing
255
00:11:41,903 --> 00:11:45,806
down at the beach, I'll
let your ass in for free.
256
00:11:45,874 --> 00:11:48,709
- Yo, how's it going, dog?
- I get back with you.
257
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:51,645
It's all good, I done called
everybody on the list.
258
00:11:51,713 --> 00:11:53,080
- How many people coming?
259
00:11:53,181 --> 00:11:57,317
- One, two, three,
four, five, about 35.
260
00:11:57,385 --> 00:11:58,853
- About 35?
261
00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,821
Nigga, it's only 20 on the list.
262
00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:02,723
- Forgot a couple of the
freakazoids that might
263
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,092
cut me off the cootchie
if they find out later
264
00:12:05,193 --> 00:12:08,762
that they didn't get an invite
to the party of the year.
265
00:12:08,863 --> 00:12:10,197
- Nigga, I told you I
didn't want everybody
266
00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:13,033
and their mama here, G.
- Calm down.
267
00:12:13,101 --> 00:12:14,835
Look, the more motherfuckers
we get in here,
268
00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:16,670
the more chips
we're gonna clock.
269
00:12:16,738 --> 00:12:18,672
Speaking of which.
270
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,574
Give me $100.
- What?
271
00:12:20,641 --> 00:12:22,776
- Yeah, man, that's
the shit we need.
272
00:12:22,877 --> 00:12:25,746
You know, potato chips,
dips, chronics and shit.
273
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,615
- Yo, I can read, nigga.
274
00:12:27,715 --> 00:12:29,383
- Hooked on phonics.
275
00:12:30,885 --> 00:12:33,454
- Alls I got is $25, man.
276
00:12:33,554 --> 00:12:34,722
How much you got?
277
00:12:34,789 --> 00:12:36,457
- Well, I got about,
278
00:12:39,894 --> 00:12:41,862
oh about 40.
- $40?
279
00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:43,663
- No, 40 cent, nigga.
280
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,234
Shit.
281
00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:50,404
Hey, ask Delron, he got a job.
282
00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:51,738
- Delron.
283
00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:53,306
Yo, man, we need a C
note to get the stuff
284
00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,643
for the barbecue and
all we got is $25.
285
00:12:55,743 --> 00:12:56,843
- And 40 cent.
286
00:12:58,079 --> 00:13:00,948
- How much can you kick in?
287
00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:03,884
- All I got is five dollars.
288
00:13:03,952 --> 00:13:06,286
- Man, you're gonna get your
money back after the barbecue.
289
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,555
- Man, if I had
it, I'd kick it in.
290
00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,257
All I got is five dollars.
291
00:13:10,325 --> 00:13:12,726
- Nigga, you've been
working all summer.
292
00:13:12,794 --> 00:13:13,794
- All summer.
- And all you got
293
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,496
is five dollars?
- Five dollars.
294
00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:16,997
- Yeah, man.
295
00:13:17,098 --> 00:13:18,732
I had to give Letoya
my last so she could
296
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,000
tighten up her weave.
297
00:13:20,101 --> 00:13:21,469
- Damn, you pussy
whipped bastard.
298
00:13:21,536 --> 00:13:24,504
- Yo, man, we got 90
minutes to come up with $70.
299
00:13:24,605 --> 00:13:26,273
Now who do we know
that could front us
300
00:13:26,341 --> 00:13:28,675
that kind of cash on
this short of notice?
301
00:13:28,776 --> 00:13:30,077
- The only two
people I kick it with
302
00:13:30,145 --> 00:13:32,279
is you two broke down mofos.
303
00:13:32,347 --> 00:13:33,913
- Shit, don't look at me,
the only bitches I fuck with
304
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,782
is on accounting.
305
00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:39,186
They won't even let
me look at the snaps.
306
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,789
Need a new job, nigga.
307
00:13:41,856 --> 00:13:43,991
♪ Gotta get that money
308
00:13:44,058 --> 00:13:46,760
♪ Gotta get that money
309
00:13:46,828 --> 00:13:49,262
♪ Gotta get that money
310
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:51,031
♪ Gotta get that money
311
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,098
(ringing)
312
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,634
- Who this?
313
00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,001
Yo, what's up, man?
314
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,670
So what's the haps?
315
00:13:57,705 --> 00:13:59,540
All right, man.
316
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,674
Yeah.
317
00:14:00,741 --> 00:14:02,476
Thanks anyway, dog.
318
00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:03,377
Later.
319
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,947
Yo.
320
00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:09,015
Roscoe couldn't
come up with the in.
321
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:09,916
- Damn.
322
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,554
- Did you ask Marica?
- Hell no.
323
00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:16,690
I ain't asking her for shit.
324
00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:19,727
- Ah, man, hey, you
better chill out, dude.
325
00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:21,395
We on the paper chase.
326
00:14:21,496 --> 00:14:25,032
We trying to chill with some
half naked hos in the process.
327
00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:28,001
You better swallow
your pride, man.
328
00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:34,607
- All right, man,
shit, I'll ask.
329
00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:40,514
Marica, the one I was
dreaming about earlier,
330
00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:43,850
she my ex girl and we broke
up over some silly shit.
331
00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:46,320
Kind of got that love
hate thing going on.
332
00:14:46,388 --> 00:14:49,223
As a matter of fact, the
only reason I'm dating Gia
333
00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:51,558
from the valley is to
make Marica jealous
334
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:55,062
because I know she
can't stand Gia's ass.
335
00:14:56,697 --> 00:14:58,232
- What is it, Cedric,
don't you see I'm working?
336
00:14:58,299 --> 00:15:02,536
- Yeah, yeah, I seen that,
and your hair looks so nice.
337
00:15:02,603 --> 00:15:04,839
Anyway, I need to borrow $70.
338
00:15:04,906 --> 00:15:06,440
(laughing)
339
00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:08,541
Come on, Marica, you know
I wouldn't even step to you
340
00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:10,544
if I didn't really
need the dough.
341
00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:14,048
- Are you yelling again?
- No, I ain't yelling again.
342
00:15:14,115 --> 00:15:15,749
I need it for the barbecue.
343
00:15:15,816 --> 00:15:19,753
Charging $10 a head,
expecting like 30 people,
344
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:22,923
we need your funds for
the Q, drinks, and salad.
345
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,791
I mean, you'll have your
money back by this afternoon
346
00:15:24,892 --> 00:15:28,795
with like, you know, two,
three percent interest.
347
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:31,565
- No, uh uh, it ain't
going down like that.
348
00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,367
What I'm gonna do is I'm
gonna loan you that money.
349
00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:35,803
But you gonna give me
back 50% of the profit.
350
00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:37,304
- Hell, no, you tripping.
351
00:15:37,405 --> 00:15:39,472
See, that's why I don't
like asking you for nothing.
352
00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:40,607
You always gotta be
a bitch about it.
353
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:41,708
- Bitch.
- Fuck that.
354
00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:43,043
Take your ass back to the store,
355
00:15:43,111 --> 00:15:44,711
I'll get the money
from somebody else.
356
00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:46,279
- Whatever.
- All right.
357
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,914
All right.
358
00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:51,652
50% of the profits
is cool, I mean, 50.
359
00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:05,266
As usual, Big Ned was 45
minutes early to the barbecue
360
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,934
in case we needed some Q sample.
361
00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:10,570
Every time he come over,
he eat up everything
362
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:13,473
and want to put his
big, black, crusty ass
363
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,175
in somebody's pool.
364
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,845
(groovy music)
365
00:16:27,688 --> 00:16:28,689
♪ What's happening
366
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:30,290
♪ I see you tripping
367
00:16:30,358 --> 00:16:31,158
♪ Trying to play that role
like you don't know me ♪
368
00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:32,026
♪ Come into them all
369
00:16:32,126 --> 00:16:33,627
♪ Diamonds and pearls
370
00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:38,699
Damn, that had to be at least
an eight on the Richter scale.
371
00:16:40,502 --> 00:16:42,803
♪ 26, 36, this and I see
you looking at the way ♪
372
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,437
♪ My TV is
373
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:46,006
It was all to the good.
374
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,041
Me and Jeter was on our
way back from the store
375
00:16:48,142 --> 00:16:50,344
with all the stuff for the Q.
376
00:16:50,411 --> 00:16:53,880
Moms, Pops, and Aunt Virginia
was well on their way
377
00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:56,717
to my cousin's
wedding in Oaktown.
378
00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:59,386
♪ The lights down low
379
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,721
♪ Sitting at the bar
380
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,155
♪ See it from afar
381
00:17:02,223 --> 00:17:05,392
♪ Looking like a star,
wondering who you are ♪
382
00:17:05,493 --> 00:17:09,129
♪ Baby, let's lost
it and chocolate ♪
383
00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:11,731
♪ And you look so fine
384
00:17:11,832 --> 00:17:14,835
And Big Ned was back at
the house with Delron,
385
00:17:14,902 --> 00:17:16,737
chilling with a donut.
386
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:21,774
♪ I've been waiting
387
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:29,850
- Where did all
this Spam come from?
388
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,251
- Oh, man, I got this when
you went to get some more ice.
389
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,552
I got the Spam.
390
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,787
- We are not serving Spam.
391
00:17:36,357 --> 00:17:38,659
- Come on, man, most niggas
won't even know the difference.
392
00:17:38,727 --> 00:17:40,727
They'll think it's some
ham or some shit like that.
393
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,863
- Fool, people pay good
money for some barbecue.
394
00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:45,398
Not trying to take
advantage of the homies
395
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,567
by substituting no Spam for ham.
396
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,835
- Come on, man.
397
00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:50,337
You've got to keep
your eyes on the prize.
398
00:17:50,405 --> 00:17:53,540
The Kenwood, the two speakers,
the abs, a gang of Khakis.
399
00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:57,077
We in a business venture,
business venture, all right?
400
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,845
We got to keep costs low.
401
00:17:58,913 --> 00:17:59,913
Man, we hook up--
402
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,781
- What's up, fellas?
403
00:18:01,882 --> 00:18:03,417
Damn, look at all that Spam,
404
00:18:03,484 --> 00:18:05,786
looks like y'all
having a barbecue, huh?
405
00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,520
- Yeah, this afternoon.
406
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,088
Hey, hey, hey.
407
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:13,893
You're more than welcome to
come through if you want to.
408
00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:20,400
- Really, should
I bring anything?
409
00:18:20,468 --> 00:18:22,702
- Hey, get the fuck,
what the fuck is a bitch
410
00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:24,605
like this gonna bring?
411
00:18:24,672 --> 00:18:26,072
I mean, she bring
that government cheese
412
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,875
up off the crib, your
mom's gonna whoop that ass.
413
00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:31,111
- Don't be calling
me no bitch, Jeter.
414
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,046
You need to shut
your ugly ass up.
415
00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:35,382
- Oh, shit, she called me ugly.
416
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:36,883
Excuse me.
417
00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:38,251
Have you took a look
in the mirror lately?
418
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,386
I mean God damn.
419
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:41,622
- Yes, I have.
420
00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:45,058
And you confirm
what I already know,
421
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:49,596
that I am mad fine and
I've got it going on.
422
00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:51,998
- Well, from where I
stand, and that's pretty
423
00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:54,100
motherfucking close, you
look like you've been
424
00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:56,470
whooped with four
or five ugly sticks.
425
00:18:56,537 --> 00:18:58,505
I'm talking a Rodney
King beatdown.
426
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:01,508
(grunting)
427
00:19:01,609 --> 00:19:04,945
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, chill.
428
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,913
Yo, man, chill, my man.
429
00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:08,481
You can't be squaring
up to fight no girl.
430
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,582
- That's a motherfucking bear,
431
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:10,917
I'm gonna whoop that bear's ass.
432
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:12,919
- Quit, quit, quit,
quit, quit it.
433
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,688
Just come to the party
and get your boogie on.
434
00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:15,622
All right?
435
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,657
Just come get your boogie on.
436
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,292
Get your boogie on.
437
00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:22,529
Get your boogie on.
438
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,130
Get your boogie on.
439
00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:27,500
Swank it, swank it,
swank it, swank it.
440
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,469
Do the brown, girl.
441
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,370
Bad ass.
442
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,473
Damn crackhead.
443
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,374
Stupid.
444
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:36,743
Come on.
445
00:19:38,979 --> 00:19:40,814
- I'm scared, man, fuck this.
446
00:19:40,881 --> 00:19:42,315
I ain't going that way, man.
447
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,816
No, man, no.
448
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:48,655
(hip hop music with
indistinct vocals)
449
00:19:48,722 --> 00:19:50,223
- Yo.
450
00:19:50,324 --> 00:19:52,459
Can't believe they only
had one pack of links.
451
00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:55,895
Let's roll up to the boy's
market and get more links.
452
00:19:55,996 --> 00:19:57,497
- [Jeter] The one on the
other side of the tracks?
453
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,065
- Yeah.
454
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,334
- Since you went away
to school, Who Banks
455
00:20:01,402 --> 00:20:03,636
took over that whole
side of tracks, man.
456
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:04,904
- Who that?
457
00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:07,507
- Made up a bunch of
old school niggas.
458
00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:09,142
I think they saw that
original gangsta,
459
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:11,678
decided to make a comeback
on a motherfucker.
460
00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:14,014
- Man, I ain't scared
of no old school busters
461
00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:16,049
perpetrating like they hard.
462
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:19,052
- Word, shit, go get them
hot dogs, then, nigga, shit.
463
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:20,353
That's my boy right there.
464
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,089
(hip hop music)
465
00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:32,932
- Maybe one pack is
enough, I mean, cause what,
466
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,701
it's like five or six a pack?
467
00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:36,236
- Oh, man, you's a punk.
468
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,271
- I ain't no punk, I'm
just saying, man, I mean,
469
00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:42,576
look at the time, dude,
it's already 3:30, shit.
470
00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:44,244
Nigga, it's three
motherfucking 30.
471
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,945
- Man, would you calm down?
472
00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:48,849
We on sleepy time, that
mean we got about an hour
473
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:51,385
before niggas start showing
up to the pool party.
474
00:20:51,452 --> 00:20:53,119
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
475
00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,021
We are not throwing a party.
476
00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:56,190
We're throwing a Q.
477
00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:57,090
Barbecue.
478
00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,426
- Whatever.
479
00:21:01,395 --> 00:21:02,362
♪ Listen up y'all
480
00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:03,697
♪ Here comes the roll call
481
00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:05,932
♪ This goes out to
those who big ball ♪
482
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:07,734
♪ Mama, player player
483
00:21:07,802 --> 00:21:09,269
♪ If you're sporting
Chuck Taylors ♪
484
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,071
♪ Or Armani and Alligators
485
00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:12,472
♪ Who's in the house
486
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:13,640
♪ Open up your mouth
487
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,541
♪ The west, the east
488
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:17,077
♪ And the dirty south
489
00:21:17,144 --> 00:21:19,846
- Hey, Delron,
Delron, come here.
490
00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:24,417
- What's up, Shay?
491
00:21:24,485 --> 00:21:27,387
- What's up is
this kill is booty.
492
00:21:27,455 --> 00:21:29,556
- Come on, Shay, I
let you and your girls
493
00:21:29,624 --> 00:21:30,990
get in for free, look, look.
494
00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,626
Just hang in there, all right.
495
00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:34,728
Cedric and Jeter will
be back in a moment
496
00:21:34,796 --> 00:21:37,397
with the drinks,
the munchies, look,
497
00:21:37,465 --> 00:21:39,432
it will be all on
there, just trust me.
498
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,667
It will be fat.
499
00:21:40,768 --> 00:21:43,503
- Y'all ain't even
got no music going on.
500
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:44,737
What you talking about?
501
00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:45,973
- Music, look.
502
00:21:47,341 --> 00:21:48,775
Why didn't you say so?
503
00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:49,676
Hold on.
504
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,414
Bam.
505
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:56,850
This here plays Clarence Carter
506
00:21:56,951 --> 00:22:00,520
and We Be Stroking and the
best of the Village People.
507
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,621
Any requests?
508
00:22:03,691 --> 00:22:05,659
- Dang, I know we
gonna have a backyard
509
00:22:05,726 --> 00:22:08,127
full of motherfuckers
who want to kick our ass.
510
00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:10,029
The only thing that could
possibly take their mind
511
00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:11,364
off the fact that they
starting to dehydrate
512
00:22:11,465 --> 00:22:14,400
is your boy Scotty
is fucking it up.
513
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,672
What?
514
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:20,940
- Nothing.
515
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:22,442
- It's not nothing,
it's something,
516
00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:23,876
because you got that fucked
up look on your face.
517
00:22:23,977 --> 00:22:26,012
- Man, I didn't fuck
up shit, all right?
518
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,481
- What time did you
tell Scotty to be there?
519
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,516
- Three o'clock.
520
00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:30,850
- And what time he coming?
521
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,019
- He ain't.
- Damn.
522
00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:35,488
Nigga, we ain't got no DJ?
523
00:22:35,556 --> 00:22:36,623
- Man, that
motherfucker tripping
524
00:22:36,691 --> 00:22:38,825
over some old bullshit, man.
525
00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:40,060
- What you do?
526
00:22:41,328 --> 00:22:43,363
- Check this out.
527
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,698
I went up to the court
to get my ball on.
528
00:22:45,766 --> 00:22:50,704
Just as I stepped on the court,
Scotty start talking smack.
529
00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:56,676
- Look whose monkey ass
showed up on the court.
530
00:22:56,744 --> 00:23:00,380
What's up, you non-basketball
playing motherfucker?
531
00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:03,149
You coming up here, man, you
can't play no ball, bitch.
532
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:04,751
Come on, come on.
533
00:23:04,852 --> 00:23:07,253
- Man, shut your
sushi-eating ass up.
534
00:23:07,354 --> 00:23:08,755
You ain't got no game, Scotty.
535
00:23:08,856 --> 00:23:10,323
Look here, in the
game of basketball,
536
00:23:10,391 --> 00:23:14,060
we shoot shit in the hoop,
not in a bowl of rice.
537
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:16,996
Get your ass out of here.
538
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:18,565
The stage was set.
539
00:23:18,632 --> 00:23:20,567
Me and this fake ass Theo
was about to get our ball on
540
00:23:20,634 --> 00:23:23,402
one on one for high stakes.
541
00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:24,270
We bet 50.
542
00:23:25,305 --> 00:23:26,740
- $50?
- 50 cents.
543
00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:31,477
(tense music)
544
00:23:37,384 --> 00:23:39,185
Scotty was up there
getting lucky.
545
00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:41,487
All his stuff was going in.
546
00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,692
But I was having an off game.
547
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,962
I couldn't even throw
a P in the ocean.
548
00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:52,032
It was 12 to zero.
549
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,034
Scotty was going up
for the winning basket,
550
00:23:54,102 --> 00:23:58,204
and see what had happened was
I fell and hurt my leg, right?
551
00:23:58,272 --> 00:24:00,774
So I had to stop the
game because technically,
552
00:24:00,841 --> 00:24:03,577
I was down before the
ball went in the hoop.
553
00:24:03,644 --> 00:24:04,944
You know what I'm saying?
554
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:07,280
(laughing)
555
00:24:12,085 --> 00:24:13,820
Where you going, man?
556
00:24:15,322 --> 00:24:18,058
- So the brother says,
"Baby, aren't you forgetting
557
00:24:18,126 --> 00:24:22,495
"to put something on,
don't you feel the draft?"
558
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,330
You get it?
559
00:24:24,431 --> 00:24:27,601
Her pants, Mitsy
forgot her pants.
560
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,502
You know, the draft.
561
00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:32,005
The breeze, the breeze
blowing on her ass.
562
00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:33,473
The breeze.
563
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,474
The breeze.
564
00:24:37,478 --> 00:24:39,245
Oh, fuck y'all.
565
00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:41,515
♪ Gotta get that money
566
00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:43,983
♪ Gotta get that money
567
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,987
♪ Gotta get that money
568
00:24:47,054 --> 00:24:48,254
- What's up, Scotty?
- What's up, partner?
569
00:24:48,322 --> 00:24:50,056
What's going on, man?
570
00:24:51,659 --> 00:24:53,627
What's happening, what's up
with the 911 on the page, man?
571
00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:55,195
- I need your help, dude.
572
00:24:55,296 --> 00:24:58,164
We're trying to have a barbecue
and now I ain't got no DJ.
573
00:24:58,231 --> 00:25:00,767
I'm paying $150, dude.
574
00:25:00,835 --> 00:25:03,269
What's up, man, can
you help a brother out?
575
00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:05,972
- Is that motherfucker right
there one of the hosts?
576
00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:06,873
- Yeah.
577
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:09,342
- I can't take it.
578
00:25:09,409 --> 00:25:11,277
- Yo, I can pay you the
50 cent he owes you.
579
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,180
- Look, man, it ain't
about money, right?
580
00:25:13,247 --> 00:25:15,882
It's about principal, man,
you know what I'm saying?
581
00:25:15,983 --> 00:25:18,384
And that motherfucker's
tripping.
582
00:25:18,485 --> 00:25:21,655
So, I might do it if
his ass apologizes.
583
00:25:21,722 --> 00:25:23,156
- Oh no, fuck you kindly.
584
00:25:23,223 --> 00:25:24,057
No, man.
585
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,359
- Come on, man.
586
00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:29,996
Yo, all that man want
you to do is apologize.
587
00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:31,697
Better get over there
and say you sorry.
588
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,132
- Hell, no, man.
589
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,233
That's why they shot
that guy in the back
590
00:25:34,334 --> 00:25:36,002
over some damn orange juice.
591
00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:38,371
- Fool, them people was Korean.
592
00:25:38,438 --> 00:25:41,374
Scotty Japanese.
- Man, Japanese, Korean,
593
00:25:41,441 --> 00:25:42,642
it's all the same.
594
00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:44,310
Just like light skinned,
dark skinned, black.
595
00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:46,312
We all black, they all Asian.
596
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:49,882
- Dude, look, remember the
mission we're on, dude.
597
00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,517
We on the paper chase.
598
00:25:51,585 --> 00:25:53,353
I mean, you want the
hos to call you fo
599
00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:55,187
just because you rich and black?
600
00:25:55,255 --> 00:25:58,358
Or MC Hammer because
your ass black and broke?
601
00:25:58,425 --> 00:25:59,859
- All right, man.
602
00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:03,362
(hissing)
603
00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:05,932
Sorry.
604
00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,033
- I can't hear that, man.
605
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,735
- I said I'm sorry.
606
00:26:12,205 --> 00:26:13,773
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
607
00:26:16,077 --> 00:26:17,944
♪ I like the way
you shake that ass ♪
608
00:26:18,045 --> 00:26:20,346
♪ I like the way you shake,
shake, shake that ass ♪
609
00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:22,114
♪ I like the way you shake it
610
00:26:22,215 --> 00:26:23,716
♪ I like the way you shake it
611
00:26:23,784 --> 00:26:25,384
♪ I like the way, I like
the way, I like the way ♪
612
00:26:25,452 --> 00:26:27,220
♪ I like the way, I like
the way you shake that ass ♪
613
00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:28,788
♪ Freak nasty
614
00:26:28,889 --> 00:26:29,789
♪ Wouldn't be caught with
the booty getting passed me ♪
615
00:26:29,890 --> 00:26:32,058
♪ 2000 zero zero just add me
616
00:26:32,126 --> 00:26:34,761
♪ Shake that ass, shake
that ass for daddy ♪
617
00:26:34,828 --> 00:26:36,863
♪ Hot nail, tough man,
creeping up real slow ♪
618
00:26:36,931 --> 00:26:38,798
♪ Another ass all good to go
619
00:26:38,899 --> 00:26:40,800
♪ See that body,
got my eyes opened ♪
620
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,935
(coughing)
621
00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:45,071
- That chronic, boy.
622
00:26:45,139 --> 00:26:48,374
♪ See you shaking that ass in
the Q like you don't care ♪
623
00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:50,309
♪ I'm addicted to
your attitude ♪
624
00:26:50,410 --> 00:26:51,744
♪ I ain't trying to be rude
625
00:26:51,812 --> 00:26:53,145
♪ But that booty
got me in the mood ♪
626
00:26:53,246 --> 00:26:54,781
♪ I guess it only
take a little time ♪
627
00:26:54,848 --> 00:26:56,449
♪ Between the weed
and the wine ♪
628
00:26:56,516 --> 00:26:57,784
♪ Something about that
ass got me blind ♪
629
00:26:57,851 --> 00:26:59,286
♪ Come and stand
right in front of me ♪
630
00:26:59,353 --> 00:27:01,554
♪ Turn around, shake,
shake, shake that ass ♪
631
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:02,822
♪ Til a nigga leave
632
00:27:02,923 --> 00:27:04,891
♪ I like the way
you shake that ass ♪
633
00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:06,959
♪ I like the way you shake,
shake, shake that ass ♪
634
00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,194
- Damn.
- Fine.
635
00:27:10,131 --> 00:27:12,665
I'd cut my big toe off
just to pick the lint
636
00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:14,100
off her panties.
637
00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:16,803
♪ Wouldn't be caught with
the booty getting passed me ♪
638
00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:18,972
♪ 2000 zero zero just have me
639
00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:21,407
♪ Shake that ass, shake
that ass for daddy ♪
640
00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:22,942
♪ I'm Gary Heartbreak
641
00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:23,976
♪ My baby mama tore it up
642
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,277
♪ My man's watching
643
00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:26,646
♪ I love it when
she throw it up ♪
644
00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:28,447
♪ Teardrop, I used
to cry heavily ♪
645
00:27:28,515 --> 00:27:30,917
♪ Now I'm at the Q with
a thick ass ahead of me ♪
646
00:27:30,985 --> 00:27:33,519
♪ H dub, hit me
with a six pack ♪
647
00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:35,654
♪ She got ass, I love the
way the tent stacked ♪
648
00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:37,190
♪ I got
649
00:27:37,290 --> 00:27:38,624
- Ta da.
650
00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:40,026
- Damn.
651
00:27:40,127 --> 00:27:42,261
This looks like more
chips than waffles.
652
00:27:42,329 --> 00:27:44,431
- $580 worth of damn presidents.
653
00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:45,931
Ho, ho.
654
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:47,566
- Cool, cool, cool.
655
00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:51,037
- Oh, man, I cannot
wait to see Letoya,
656
00:27:51,138 --> 00:27:54,207
I can surprise her with that
cold pack she's always wanted.
657
00:27:54,307 --> 00:27:55,775
- Lord, nigga.
658
00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:58,011
I want some prime ass pussy,
because you be dumping
659
00:27:58,078 --> 00:28:00,480
chips in her lap like a
motherfucking dump truck.
660
00:28:00,547 --> 00:28:01,981
- Just let me know when you see.
661
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:03,616
- There she go over there.
662
00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:04,917
- I'll be back.
663
00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:07,052
♪ Shake that ass
664
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:08,454
♪ Shake that ass for daddy
665
00:28:08,522 --> 00:28:10,489
♪ Shake the ass, shake
that ass, shake it ♪
666
00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:12,559
♪ It's big, can you
take it for real ♪
667
00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:13,660
♪ Don't fake it
668
00:28:13,727 --> 00:28:15,061
♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce
669
00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:16,128
♪ As we rolling by
670
00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:18,198
- Baby got back.
- Girl, girl.
671
00:28:18,265 --> 00:28:21,033
- You're all breaking your
neck trying to look at
672
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,635
that girl's booty.
673
00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:23,769
Not a trifle.
674
00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:26,872
- It's a barbecue.
- That's what you do
675
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:28,274
at the barbecue.
676
00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:30,743
Look at that.
677
00:28:32,512 --> 00:28:34,313
- I'm looking at your back.
678
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,381
♪ So hush the fuss
679
00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:36,682
♪ Say shake that stuff
680
00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,418
♪ I like the way
you shake that ass ♪
681
00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:40,987
♪ I like the way you shake,
shake, shake that ass ♪
682
00:28:41,055 --> 00:28:42,555
♪ I like the way you shake it
683
00:28:42,622 --> 00:28:43,856
♪ I like the way you shake it
684
00:28:43,924 --> 00:28:45,157
♪ I like the way,
I like the way ♪
685
00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:45,825
♪ I like the way,
I like the way ♪
686
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,093
- Hey.
687
00:28:47,194 --> 00:28:48,394
- I'm looking, I'm
about to get paid.
688
00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:49,695
How much we clocking?
689
00:28:49,763 --> 00:28:51,064
- I don't know, I
ain't added it up yet.
690
00:28:51,131 --> 00:28:52,698
- Well, I'll start
counting these heads myself
691
00:28:52,766 --> 00:28:54,500
and figure out how
many chips you owe me.
692
00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:56,702
- Marica, now I wouldn't
even be after it,
693
00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:58,738
because a lot of these
bitties got a discount.
694
00:28:58,805 --> 00:28:59,939
- A discount for what?
695
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,409
- For being on my
motherfucking VIP list.
696
00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:05,211
- Your VIP list.
697
00:29:05,278 --> 00:29:06,512
- Some right there.
698
00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:07,847
That's right.
699
00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:08,948
- And how does that work?
700
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,550
- Well.
701
00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:13,353
If they wearing a thong and
got booty, that's half price.
702
00:29:13,421 --> 00:29:16,956
If they let me squeeze
the booty, that's free.
703
00:29:17,057 --> 00:29:20,292
If they let me use the
thong as like dental floss,
704
00:29:20,393 --> 00:29:22,929
I give their ass five dollars.
705
00:29:22,996 --> 00:29:24,597
- You know what,
you got problems.
706
00:29:24,664 --> 00:29:25,931
- Just you, your
mama got problems.
707
00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:28,067
- No, you know what?
708
00:29:28,135 --> 00:29:29,635
I'm not even gonna
go there with you,
709
00:29:29,736 --> 00:29:31,104
because you ain't even worth it.
710
00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:32,471
Just don't play me
out of my money.
711
00:29:32,572 --> 00:29:34,440
- Nobody trying to
play you out of shit.
712
00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:35,909
You need to quit
messing with that Sherm,
713
00:29:35,976 --> 00:29:37,277
making your ass paranoid.
714
00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:38,711
- Wait, let me tell
you what you need to do
715
00:29:38,779 --> 00:29:40,980
because I'm tired.
716
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,148
- Hi, Ceddy-poo.
- Hey.
717
00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:45,251
My Gia-poo.
- Hi, Marica.
718
00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:49,322
- Hi, Gidget.
- That's Gia.
719
00:29:49,422 --> 00:29:50,256
- My bad.
720
00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:52,325
Chris.
721
00:29:52,425 --> 00:29:53,326
Chris.
722
00:29:53,426 --> 00:29:54,260
Chris.
723
00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:57,630
Yeah, you know Chris, don't you?
724
00:29:57,697 --> 00:29:59,198
- How y'all doing?
725
00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,935
(hip hop music)
726
00:30:04,505 --> 00:30:07,506
- Oh my God, that's like my
favorite song of all time.
727
00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:09,275
Baby, pull us through,
please, please.
728
00:30:09,342 --> 00:30:11,511
- Anything for my Gia-boo.
729
00:30:15,782 --> 00:30:17,250
- OK, let's go.
730
00:30:17,318 --> 00:30:20,919
- Excuse me, but me and my
baby is about to get pudding.
731
00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:22,121
♪ Ain't through
732
00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:23,756
♪ Number solo
733
00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:24,757
♪ You're ringing my phone
off the hook, take a look ♪
734
00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:26,292
♪ Fools at, got 'em shook.
735
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,961
♪ If you're thinking about
fucking with me, too ♪
736
00:30:28,028 --> 00:30:29,628
♪ And sucking with me, too
737
00:30:29,696 --> 00:30:30,929
♪ And what about
doing like you ♪
738
00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,333
♪ Good idea
739
00:30:35,068 --> 00:30:37,937
- Nigga, you need to go
check on the barbecue.
740
00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,639
- Please.
741
00:30:39,706 --> 00:30:42,975
Choking me the fuck out anyway.
742
00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:44,510
♪ Hardwood floor,
can't take it no more ♪
743
00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:46,645
♪ Sorry, sorry,
I got much game ♪
744
00:30:46,713 --> 00:30:49,181
♪ Like the Nintendo,
Playstation, fuck you ♪
745
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,150
♪ Call me, 1-800 Amazing
746
00:30:51,218 --> 00:30:52,885
♪ I guess that means I'm
number two black dad ♪
747
00:30:52,986 --> 00:30:54,386
♪ I'm pimping at blood streams
748
00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:55,688
♪ I force together
in the club scene ♪
749
00:30:55,755 --> 00:30:57,223
♪ Twice your ability
750
00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:58,824
♪ Twice your utilities
751
00:30:58,892 --> 00:31:00,393
♪ Now I'm a two trouble
double girlfriend ♪
752
00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:02,061
♪ You ain't feeling me
753
00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:03,830
♪ What about this game that
you claim at this barbecue ♪
754
00:31:03,897 --> 00:31:05,198
♪ Platinum at nights
755
00:31:05,265 --> 00:31:06,398
♪ Too deep, my watch
be sparking you ♪
756
00:31:06,499 --> 00:31:08,001
♪ Jumping in the
sack, way back ♪
757
00:31:08,068 --> 00:31:09,636
♪ There's a plane here
758
00:31:09,704 --> 00:31:11,671
♪ Baby, you foxy, want to be
fucking you like Pam Greer ♪
759
00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:12,705
♪ The page nears
760
00:31:12,772 --> 00:31:14,140
♪ Equal to making dove cry
761
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:15,474
♪ Hitting little splitting
762
00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,043
♪ Have you ass scream
in the mud slide ♪
763
00:31:17,110 --> 00:31:18,577
♪ Two time ahead of you
better the back drop ♪
764
00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:20,680
♪ Don't want to be nothing
unless your digits ♪
765
00:31:20,747 --> 00:31:21,748
♪ Have my black box
766
00:31:21,848 --> 00:31:23,749
♪ One two three four
767
00:31:23,850 --> 00:31:26,151
♪ You ain't fucking me
don't page me no more ♪
768
00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:29,155
♪ One two three four
769
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:31,323
♪ I ain't fucking you unless
you talking about dough ♪
770
00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:33,726
♪ One two three four
771
00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:36,161
♪ If you ain't fucking me
don't page me no more ♪
772
00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:38,665
♪ One two three four
773
00:31:38,733 --> 00:31:41,601
♪ I ain't fucking you unless
you talking about dough ♪
774
00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:43,202
♪ Bad, bad, bad
775
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:44,536
♪ I want the cash
776
00:31:44,604 --> 00:31:46,205
♪ And I know that
nigga wants some ass ♪
777
00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:47,440
♪ Want suck on these
778
00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:49,041
♪ Better up the cheese
779
00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:51,610
♪ So give me five carrots
on a finger please ♪
780
00:31:51,711 --> 00:31:54,247
♪ Take me to the mall
and buy me Prada ♪
781
00:31:54,314 --> 00:31:56,716
♪ And I'll tell my girls
you're the real done dada ♪
782
00:31:56,783 --> 00:31:59,184
♪ Lace me up, frosting me
783
00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:00,420
- Ced, yo Ced.
784
00:32:01,955 --> 00:32:03,889
Playing if you're down.
785
00:32:05,459 --> 00:32:10,396
- Ceddy-poo, chicken fried
delight totally on, let's do it.
786
00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:15,567
- Y'all, I see you
haven't gotten freaky,
787
00:32:15,635 --> 00:32:18,037
or you would know that
you ain't got a pass.
788
00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:22,741
Any time he has to move his
hips more than two minutes.
789
00:32:22,809 --> 00:32:24,643
♪ Want to act like
you was pressed ♪
790
00:32:24,744 --> 00:32:26,879
♪ By I knew you play to win
791
00:32:26,947 --> 00:32:28,648
♪ But all it took was one
time for me to put it down ♪
792
00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:31,284
(groovy music)
793
00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:35,622
(chattering)
794
00:32:58,812 --> 00:32:59,945
(laughing)
795
00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:01,414
- I didn't know
Buckwheat had a cousin.
796
00:33:01,482 --> 00:33:03,783
Where you been hiding
at all these years?
797
00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:05,151
- Will you hand me a towel?
798
00:33:05,218 --> 00:33:06,585
- Oh, you want a towel?
799
00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:07,820
Or a relaxant?
800
00:33:08,721 --> 00:33:10,523
- A towel, Cedric.
801
00:33:10,623 --> 00:33:11,457
- Otay.
802
00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:15,995
(laughing)
803
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,771
(chattering)
804
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,773
- Walk all over you like that?
805
00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:29,308
Walk all over you like that.
806
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,176
- Excuse you.
807
00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,012
- I said I'm sorry.
808
00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:34,713
I didn't mean to bump you.
809
00:33:34,814 --> 00:33:37,550
- Uh huh, you best be sorry.
810
00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:39,151
- You better be sorry.
811
00:33:39,219 --> 00:33:41,554
She walking away from
you, Momo, get her.
812
00:33:41,654 --> 00:33:44,056
(chattering)
813
00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:55,568
(laughing)
814
00:33:58,205 --> 00:34:01,674
♪ Yeah, I peep you over there
in your platinum style home ♪
815
00:34:01,742 --> 00:34:05,210
♪ Looking tight, no ghetto fab
has got you all curious, baby ♪
816
00:34:05,278 --> 00:34:07,713
♪ You ain't got to have a lot
of money to be a black cat ♪
817
00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:11,017
- Cedric.
- Hi, what's up, bro?
818
00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:12,384
You join the nation?
819
00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:13,919
- Sure enough, my brother.
820
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:17,089
The most positive move I
have ever made in my life.
821
00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:18,357
Lookie here.
822
00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:20,926
I want to give you your
props on the shindig
823
00:34:21,027 --> 00:34:24,730
that you have put together
today, my brother.
824
00:34:24,797 --> 00:34:27,533
Black folk coming
together unite.
825
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,602
It's beautiful.
826
00:34:29,702 --> 00:34:30,669
- Thanks, man.
827
00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:33,606
- My only concern is the menu.
828
00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:37,677
Say it isn't so that you're
serving barbecued pork ribs.
829
00:34:37,745 --> 00:34:41,613
Don't you know pork is like
a drug killing black men?
830
00:34:41,714 --> 00:34:44,584
Heart attacks, high
blood pressure,
831
00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:50,055
impotence, pre-ejaculation,
car jacking,
832
00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:53,092
gang violence, black
on black crime,
833
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,529
all a result of eating pork.
834
00:34:56,597 --> 00:35:00,399
So, Cedric, are you gonna
contribute to the conspiracy,
835
00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:04,470
by the white man, to
bring down the black man,
836
00:35:04,571 --> 00:35:09,241
by serving this shit the
blue eyed devil calls pork?
837
00:35:09,309 --> 00:35:12,111
- Yeah, well, actually,
I was just in charge
838
00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:13,746
of inviting the people.
839
00:35:13,814 --> 00:35:15,648
Now, Jeter, he's in charge of
the menu, he's the chef today,
840
00:35:15,749 --> 00:35:17,783
so you might want to
holla at him, you know,
841
00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:21,520
he's right over there
at the barbecue grill.
842
00:35:25,358 --> 00:35:27,993
♪ Oh yes, feeling
good, all so blessed ♪
843
00:35:28,094 --> 00:35:30,930
♪ Today gonna be a good
day, not settling for less ♪
844
00:35:30,998 --> 00:35:33,666
♪ So when mom's getting up on
that early morning stress ♪
845
00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:37,136
♪ No sooner than she finished
her lesson, I'm dressing ♪
846
00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,571
♪ Ready to carry out
847
00:35:38,639 --> 00:35:42,508
- Smoking that shit
all the time, man.
848
00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:43,642
Shit.
849
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,177
What the hell?
850
00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:47,646
Get your shit before I burn it.
851
00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:49,681
- You ain't ready yet, man?
852
00:35:49,782 --> 00:35:51,951
How much longer?
- You need to
853
00:35:52,018 --> 00:35:53,786
tighten your shit up, sasquatch.
854
00:35:53,854 --> 00:35:56,255
- Shouldn't worry about the Q.
- You need to be worrying
855
00:35:56,323 --> 00:35:59,125
about your moppy
little head, OK?
856
00:35:59,192 --> 00:36:02,027
(laughing)
857
00:36:02,128 --> 00:36:05,697
I finally figured out
why you all in crack.
858
00:36:05,798 --> 00:36:08,167
- You pictured a basket birth?
859
00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:13,139
- Except I won't break
you off with none of this.
860
00:36:13,206 --> 00:36:15,440
- You better get away from me.
861
00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:16,708
- Man, fuck y'all.
862
00:36:16,809 --> 00:36:20,645
Get away from me,
you whatever you is.
863
00:36:20,713 --> 00:36:22,815
- I don't know why
you tripping, G,
864
00:36:22,882 --> 00:36:25,484
you know you want me.
865
00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:27,519
That's all right.
866
00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:30,389
- Break with that bullshit.
867
00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,224
- One two three four.
868
00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:36,696
(chattering)
869
00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:42,034
- Shit, man, no, no.
870
00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:45,504
- Yo, Big Ned, wake up.
871
00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:47,272
Big Ned, yo, Big Ned.
872
00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:50,842
- What'd you do that for, Ced?
873
00:36:50,910 --> 00:36:53,412
- Cause, your big
ass wouldn't wake up.
874
00:36:53,513 --> 00:36:56,082
Yo, I need y'all to get
out the pool for a minute.
875
00:36:56,182 --> 00:36:57,650
Ranesha want to get in.
876
00:36:57,718 --> 00:36:59,818
- Well, that's cool, I got
room for baby on the round.
877
00:36:59,886 --> 00:37:01,353
- Man, she want to take a swim.
878
00:37:01,421 --> 00:37:02,921
She can't do that with your
big ol' ass sprawled out
879
00:37:03,022 --> 00:37:04,823
like Shamu.
- Come on, man,
880
00:37:04,891 --> 00:37:07,726
I'm comfortable.
- Come on, Big Ned, man.
881
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,328
Just for a little bit.
882
00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:11,363
Yo, besides, dog, I think
the house needs a wreck.
883
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:12,364
- For real?
884
00:37:14,133 --> 00:37:18,270
(rapping with indistinct vocals)
885
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,549
- In order to rise as
a people, we must be
886
00:37:29,616 --> 00:37:31,751
on the same page, my brothers.
887
00:37:31,818 --> 00:37:35,387
We must consume the
same food, my brother.
888
00:37:35,455 --> 00:37:39,592
A minimum of one bean
pod a day is mandatory.
889
00:37:39,659 --> 00:37:42,728
Brothers who are eating
pork are contributing to
890
00:37:42,796 --> 00:37:45,931
the conspiracy to
bring down our people.
891
00:37:45,998 --> 00:37:48,701
If you are eating
pork, you must stop it.
892
00:37:48,769 --> 00:37:52,238
That means you can't fuck
around with no more ham.
893
00:37:52,305 --> 00:37:53,639
No hamhock.
894
00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:55,273
No chitlins.
895
00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:56,441
No bacon.
896
00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:58,544
And no more neck bone.
897
00:37:58,612 --> 00:38:02,648
You must sever yourself
from the pig completely.
898
00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,121
- Hey, hey, hey.
899
00:38:09,188 --> 00:38:11,623
Does that include Spam?
900
00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:14,693
(smooth jazz music)
901
00:38:21,434 --> 00:38:23,869
- Oh, it is a scorcher today.
902
00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:28,107
It's hot in here.
903
00:38:28,174 --> 00:38:30,742
Driver, slow this thing down.
904
00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:31,843
Turn this music off.
905
00:38:31,944 --> 00:38:33,812
I can't even hear myself think.
906
00:38:33,879 --> 00:38:35,447
- Get off at the next exit.
907
00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:36,782
I gotta pee.
908
00:38:36,849 --> 00:38:38,283
- Look at the damn rocks.
909
00:38:38,351 --> 00:38:39,918
- I ain't looking at
anything right now,
910
00:38:39,986 --> 00:38:41,287
but your black ass.
911
00:38:41,354 --> 00:38:42,321
- Did you hear what I said?
912
00:38:42,388 --> 00:38:43,622
I got to pee.
913
00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:44,923
- Well, hold it, damn
it, you got to wait.
914
00:38:44,991 --> 00:38:47,526
I'm making record time.
915
00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:48,860
Don't you fuck with my record.
916
00:38:48,961 --> 00:38:50,429
- Did you hear what
my sister said?
917
00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:51,697
Stop at the next exit,
let her use the bathroom.
918
00:38:51,798 --> 00:38:54,500
- Hell no.
- What's wrong with you, man?
919
00:38:54,567 --> 00:38:56,034
- OK, if you don't get off now,
920
00:38:56,135 --> 00:38:58,671
I'm gonna pee in your backseat.
921
00:39:01,808 --> 00:39:05,978
♪ Hold me, squeeze
me, and love me, too ♪
922
00:39:06,045 --> 00:39:09,115
(urinating)
923
00:39:09,182 --> 00:39:10,016
- What?
924
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:13,351
- Thank you.
925
00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:14,953
- Shit.
926
00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:17,422
Jabba the Butt strikes again.
927
00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:29,568
(phone ringing)
928
00:39:29,669 --> 00:39:31,203
- I told that bitch
you was my man.
929
00:39:31,270 --> 00:39:33,405
She better quit
fucking with you.
930
00:39:33,506 --> 00:39:35,574
And if I find out she's
been there to visit you
931
00:39:35,675 --> 00:39:37,643
since you been locked
up, I'm gonna commit
932
00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:40,879
to kicking that ass
on both of y'all.
933
00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:41,780
Hold on.
934
00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:45,851
Hello.
- Hello, may I speak
935
00:39:45,919 --> 00:39:47,886
to Cedric, please?
- Call back, bitch,
936
00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:49,788
I'm talking to my man.
937
00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:52,558
Hello.
938
00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:54,926
I don't know, some old ho.
939
00:39:55,027 --> 00:39:56,996
Nigga, I'm talking to you.
940
00:39:57,063 --> 00:39:58,063
Hold on.
941
00:39:58,130 --> 00:39:59,565
What?
- What you doing
942
00:39:59,632 --> 00:40:00,699
on my phone?
- Yo, OK,
943
00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:01,833
I got to go.
944
00:40:01,901 --> 00:40:03,168
This ain't my phone.
945
00:40:03,236 --> 00:40:04,703
I hear you, dog.
946
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,004
I'm off.
947
00:40:06,072 --> 00:40:08,006
All right, I'll call you back.
948
00:40:08,074 --> 00:40:11,077
Nigga, don't call
me collect, peace.
949
00:40:15,748 --> 00:40:18,417
(phone ringing)
950
00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:25,991
- Momo, Momo.
951
00:40:27,393 --> 00:40:29,695
What the fuck is wrong with you?
952
00:40:29,763 --> 00:40:32,197
You smoked my good crystal.
953
00:40:32,265 --> 00:40:33,532
What the hell's the
matter with y'all,
954
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,933
don't y'all got
any home training?
955
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,535
What you doing in
the house, anyway,
956
00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:39,204
I thought I told y'all to keep
y'all ghetto asses out back.
957
00:40:39,272 --> 00:40:41,373
- I don't do what the
fuck you tell me to do.
958
00:40:41,441 --> 00:40:43,108
I do what I want to do, nigga.
959
00:40:43,175 --> 00:40:45,210
I'm Momo, you better recognize.
960
00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:47,079
- Better recognize,
she told you.
961
00:40:47,146 --> 00:40:48,313
- This here's my house.
962
00:40:48,414 --> 00:40:50,215
- Now I'm not sure who
you might be hootchella,
963
00:40:50,283 --> 00:40:52,985
Queen Hootchie, but y'all
are the hootchie fucks
964
00:40:53,086 --> 00:40:56,288
bow down to, but up in
here, that don't mean shit.
965
00:40:56,355 --> 00:40:58,724
- Kick his ass now, hit it.
966
00:40:58,792 --> 00:41:00,158
- This gonna mean
some shit is about to
967
00:41:00,259 --> 00:41:02,561
go upside your head
one time, nigga.
968
00:41:02,629 --> 00:41:04,997
- Right.
- Bring the noise, hootchella.
969
00:41:05,097 --> 00:41:06,898
- Wait, wait.
970
00:41:06,966 --> 00:41:09,367
(chattering)
971
00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:15,274
Hold up, hold up.
972
00:41:15,341 --> 00:41:16,775
Hold up, hold up.
973
00:41:18,611 --> 00:41:20,345
Wait, before y'all
start fighting,
974
00:41:20,446 --> 00:41:22,314
let me set up some
shit out back so y'all
975
00:41:22,381 --> 00:41:23,915
can get your squab on.
976
00:41:23,983 --> 00:41:26,017
And we gonna make bets.
977
00:41:26,118 --> 00:41:27,919
My boy said, but I
think I might have to go
978
00:41:27,987 --> 00:41:29,688
with Momo right here.
979
00:41:29,789 --> 00:41:31,089
All right.
- You better bring
980
00:41:31,157 --> 00:41:33,692
the best song, nigga, what what.
981
00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:36,294
(chattering)
982
00:41:36,362 --> 00:41:41,000
(hip hop music with
indistinct vocals)
983
00:41:53,379 --> 00:41:54,713
- That was good.
984
00:41:56,415 --> 00:41:57,582
- That was it?
985
00:42:02,689 --> 00:42:06,191
- [Cedric] What the
hell is going on?
986
00:42:06,258 --> 00:42:07,860
- We was boning.
987
00:42:07,927 --> 00:42:10,462
And we now basking
in the afterglow.
988
00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:13,032
- Yo, get over here right now.
989
00:42:18,571 --> 00:42:20,071
Yo, man, you ain't
gonna be doing
990
00:42:20,172 --> 00:42:22,074
the naked humpty
dance in my house.
991
00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:23,808
Y'all get dressed and
take your asses out back
992
00:42:23,876 --> 00:42:25,544
like everybody else.
993
00:42:27,613 --> 00:42:30,749
And spray some Lysol,
you got the whole hall
994
00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:32,350
smelling like ass.
995
00:42:35,054 --> 00:42:37,723
(ominous music)
996
00:42:39,792 --> 00:42:41,927
- Cedric, make love to me.
- Hell no.
997
00:42:42,028 --> 00:42:44,195
- Please, Cedric, please.
- Don't beg.
998
00:42:44,263 --> 00:42:46,097
Keep your dignity and
put some clothes on.
999
00:42:46,198 --> 00:42:48,934
- Cedric.
- Get your ass in there.
1000
00:42:50,603 --> 00:42:52,537
- Who are you talking to?
- Oh, me?
1001
00:42:52,605 --> 00:42:54,673
Just talking to myself,
you know how I be doing.
1002
00:42:54,741 --> 00:42:57,209
In the house, west side.
1003
00:42:57,276 --> 00:42:58,243
(laughing)
1004
00:42:58,310 --> 00:42:59,744
- Cedric, I need to talk to you.
1005
00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:00,779
- What's up?
1006
00:43:02,415 --> 00:43:04,416
- I just heard from a
reliable source, ever since
1007
00:43:04,483 --> 00:43:06,051
we've been together,
they've seen you with Kiki,
1008
00:43:06,118 --> 00:43:08,420
Michelle, and Regina.
- What?
1009
00:43:09,822 --> 00:43:11,890
Girl, you can't be
believing rumors.
1010
00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:14,393
Look, we're together now,
and if we're gonna make it,
1011
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:16,095
we gotta have trust.
1012
00:43:17,930 --> 00:43:19,098
OK, come here.
1013
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:24,736
- You're right, I'm
sorry for questioning.
1014
00:43:24,804 --> 00:43:27,139
I mean, it's not like I just
caught you with a naked woman
1015
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:28,573
in your bedroom.
1016
00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,548
One.
- Gia.
1017
00:43:36,616 --> 00:43:38,417
- Two.
- Yo, Gia.
1018
00:43:38,484 --> 00:43:39,984
- Three.
- It's not what
1019
00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:41,887
it looks like.
- Do I look like
1020
00:43:41,955 --> 00:43:43,488
Boo Boo the Fool?
- Look.
1021
00:43:43,589 --> 00:43:45,390
Nothing happened.
- That's why Shay
1022
00:43:45,458 --> 00:43:46,992
ain't got no clothes on.
1023
00:43:47,093 --> 00:43:49,427
And it smells like ass all
up and down this hallway.
1024
00:43:49,495 --> 00:43:51,463
- It smell like ass
because people keep
1025
00:43:51,530 --> 00:43:53,898
fucking in my guest rooms.
1026
00:43:53,966 --> 00:43:55,601
- You know what, Cedric?
1027
00:43:55,668 --> 00:43:57,502
I'm out of here.
1028
00:43:57,602 --> 00:43:58,803
- Gia.
1029
00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,072
Gia.
1030
00:44:00,139 --> 00:44:01,740
GG.
1031
00:44:01,807 --> 00:44:02,607
Gia.
1032
00:44:05,478 --> 00:44:07,679
What's wrong with you?
1033
00:44:07,779 --> 00:44:08,847
Damn.
1034
00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:10,682
(phone ringing)
1035
00:44:10,783 --> 00:44:12,183
Who dis?
- Hey, this is your mama.
1036
00:44:12,284 --> 00:44:15,320
Yeah, I called
earlier, some hellfire
1037
00:44:15,387 --> 00:44:17,856
called me a bitch
and hung up on me.
1038
00:44:17,957 --> 00:44:21,092
Oh, they're getting along well.
1039
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,460
Surprisingly well.
1040
00:44:22,528 --> 00:44:24,129
You know, we had to stop
off and let Virginia
1041
00:44:24,197 --> 00:44:26,264
use the bathroom, I
think something's wrong
1042
00:44:26,332 --> 00:44:27,766
with that girl's bladder.
1043
00:44:27,834 --> 00:44:31,336
Yeah, but she and Robin's
getting along just fine, uh huh.
1044
00:44:31,403 --> 00:44:32,237
Yeah.
1045
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,508
OK, now you take care and
take care of everything
1046
00:44:36,575 --> 00:44:40,145
while I'm gone now
because we trust you, OK?
1047
00:44:40,212 --> 00:44:41,213
All right.
1048
00:44:41,313 --> 00:44:42,347
Mama love you, all right?
1049
00:44:42,414 --> 00:44:43,414
OK, bye bye.
1050
00:44:46,352 --> 00:44:48,487
♪ How do I tell her
that I miss her ♪
1051
00:44:48,554 --> 00:44:50,122
♪ And that I want her back
1052
00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:52,524
♪ Want her to come
my way again ♪
1053
00:44:52,591 --> 00:44:54,159
♪ Man, I don't know
1054
00:44:54,227 --> 00:44:57,896
♪ Just don't know, man,
what to do, what to do ♪
1055
00:44:57,997 --> 00:44:59,564
♪ Thinking back to better days
1056
00:44:59,665 --> 00:45:01,033
♪ And the way we used to be
1057
00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:02,801
♪ I reminisce,
kissing your lips ♪
1058
00:45:02,869 --> 00:45:04,503
♪ Rubbing your hips, ecstasy
1059
00:45:04,570 --> 00:45:05,904
♪ Me for you, and you for me
1060
00:45:06,005 --> 00:45:07,806
♪ That's the way it went down
1061
00:45:07,874 --> 00:45:09,474
♪ And now you're not around
1062
00:45:09,542 --> 00:45:12,177
♪ I wonder why
1063
00:45:12,244 --> 00:45:13,045
- Damn.
1064
00:45:14,947 --> 00:45:17,349
I heard you had fine
ass Shay in the bedroom
1065
00:45:17,416 --> 00:45:19,317
and you didn't even hit it.
1066
00:45:19,385 --> 00:45:21,953
- True dat, true dat, true dat.
1067
00:45:24,523 --> 00:45:26,691
- Oh, man, tell me the
reason why you didn't
1068
00:45:26,759 --> 00:45:28,159
hit Shay is because
you're still sprung
1069
00:45:28,227 --> 00:45:29,761
on that bitch Marica.
1070
00:45:29,862 --> 00:45:31,697
- Hey, don't call her no bitch.
1071
00:45:31,764 --> 00:45:35,167
And no, I'm not sprung on her.
1072
00:45:35,235 --> 00:45:37,936
- By the way them veins
is bulging off your neck,
1073
00:45:38,037 --> 00:45:41,940
I'd say you jealous as a
motherfucker right about now.
1074
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,709
- Jealous of what?
1075
00:45:43,776 --> 00:45:45,343
That fool Alonzo?
1076
00:45:45,411 --> 00:45:46,912
Come on, man, that
nigga look like
1077
00:45:46,979 --> 00:45:49,181
a broke ass Martin Lawrence.
1078
00:45:49,248 --> 00:45:52,117
(laughing)
1079
00:45:52,218 --> 00:45:53,518
- [Jeter] All right,
man, see, we your boys,
1080
00:45:53,586 --> 00:45:56,121
you got to tell us something.
1081
00:45:56,222 --> 00:45:58,223
Shit, you didn't hit Gia,
nor did you hit Shay.
1082
00:45:58,291 --> 00:46:03,228
And your ass is keeping
that shit real secretive,
1083
00:46:03,296 --> 00:46:06,197
you ain't had no nana
since you broke up
1084
00:46:06,265 --> 00:46:08,767
with that bitch Marica.
1085
00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:12,437
Either your ass is still
sprung as a motherfucker,
1086
00:46:12,504 --> 00:46:16,475
or you just one of
them gay type niggas.
1087
00:46:16,575 --> 00:46:17,976
- All right, man.
1088
00:46:19,479 --> 00:46:22,547
There's a reason why I didn't
hit Shay earlier today.
1089
00:46:22,615 --> 00:46:24,983
I'm about to break
it down for you guys.
1090
00:46:25,084 --> 00:46:28,653
- [Jeter] Let it be
broke, motherfucker.
1091
00:46:28,754 --> 00:46:30,221
- [Cedric] You remember
this morning when we was
1092
00:46:30,289 --> 00:46:32,290
chilling on the porch?
- Oh, shit,
1093
00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:35,060
here comes fine ass Shay.
1094
00:46:35,128 --> 00:46:36,561
- What's up, Shay, hi,
what you doing up here?
1095
00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:39,331
- Oh, she came to see me.
1096
00:46:39,432 --> 00:46:42,668
- I paged you last night,
but you didn't call me back.
1097
00:46:42,768 --> 00:46:44,302
Why are you playing me?
1098
00:46:44,369 --> 00:46:45,804
- I'm not playing you, Shay.
1099
00:46:45,871 --> 00:46:48,907
I was gonna call you,
but I've been busy.
1100
00:46:48,975 --> 00:46:49,908
I'm gonna call you.
1101
00:46:49,976 --> 00:46:51,744
- When?
- Tonight.
1102
00:46:51,811 --> 00:46:53,078
- Tonight.
1103
00:46:53,146 --> 00:46:55,313
You're gonna call me tonight.
1104
00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:56,682
- I'm gonna call you tonight.
1105
00:46:56,782 --> 00:46:57,849
- You better.
1106
00:47:01,854 --> 00:47:05,189
- Man, sit down.
- Nigga, is you crazy?
1107
00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:06,925
Nigga, you know who that is?
1108
00:47:06,993 --> 00:47:09,961
Ever since the fifth
grade, nigga that's been
1109
00:47:10,029 --> 00:47:13,265
the MVP of the hood,
most valuable pussy.
1110
00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:14,599
She up here trying
to give it to you,
1111
00:47:14,667 --> 00:47:16,701
you up here acting like
Bill Cosby shit like,
1112
00:47:16,802 --> 00:47:19,771
I don't want the booty,
I don't want the booty,
1113
00:47:19,839 --> 00:47:22,140
give me the Jell-O pudding.
1114
00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:24,175
- What y'all ain't know
is that I'd already
1115
00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:26,278
got them drawers a week ago.
1116
00:47:26,345 --> 00:47:28,514
(moaning)
1117
00:47:37,556 --> 00:47:39,458
What's my name, what's my name?
1118
00:47:39,525 --> 00:47:40,492
- Cedric.
1119
00:47:40,559 --> 00:47:41,693
Cedric.
1120
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,562
- What is it?
1121
00:47:43,662 --> 00:47:46,398
What's my favorite shirt?
1122
00:47:46,498 --> 00:47:47,999
What?
1123
00:47:48,066 --> 00:47:48,900
What?
1124
00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:52,537
Who my favorite player?
1125
00:47:52,604 --> 00:47:54,138
- Kobe.
- Kobe who?
1126
00:47:54,206 --> 00:47:55,374
- Kobe Bryant.
1127
00:47:56,942 --> 00:48:01,580
- I think I can, I know I can,
I know I can, I know I can.
1128
00:48:02,381 --> 00:48:04,449
(howling)
1129
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,628
(piano playing)
1130
00:48:32,644 --> 00:48:34,812
(humming)
1131
00:48:38,918 --> 00:48:40,718
(piano playing)
1132
00:48:40,786 --> 00:48:44,289
We did the freak nasty
four days in a row.
1133
00:48:45,657 --> 00:48:47,859
But after each time,
there was an odor,
1134
00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:49,761
stankiness in the air.
1135
00:48:51,397 --> 00:48:55,967
(R and B music with
indistinct vocals)
1136
00:49:01,807 --> 00:49:06,911
Now, the stankiness turned
out to be baby's panties.
1137
00:49:06,979 --> 00:49:11,083
They had skid marks
the size of Compton.
1138
00:49:11,150 --> 00:49:14,486
♪ Nobody can resist
1139
00:49:14,587 --> 00:49:16,654
Now, there was dookie
crumbs on the couch.
1140
00:49:16,755 --> 00:49:18,423
Dookie crumbs on my Jimmy.
1141
00:49:18,490 --> 00:49:20,092
Dookie crumbs in the hall.
1142
00:49:20,159 --> 00:49:21,393
Dookie crumbs on the wall.
1143
00:49:21,461 --> 00:49:22,894
There was enough shit
in that house to make
1144
00:49:22,962 --> 00:49:24,362
a dookie pot pie.
1145
00:49:25,631 --> 00:49:27,698
I got my shit and I left.
1146
00:49:29,302 --> 00:49:31,470
So ever since I left
Shay's house that day,
1147
00:49:31,537 --> 00:49:35,140
I never looked at her
with a romantic eye again.
1148
00:49:35,207 --> 00:49:36,908
I mean, being the
gentleman I am,
1149
00:49:36,976 --> 00:49:40,244
I never brought that
shit up, no pun intended.
1150
00:49:40,312 --> 00:49:42,414
Sister, she been chalking.
1151
00:49:42,482 --> 00:49:46,151
Bringing me cookies, cupcakes,
calling me every hour
1152
00:49:46,218 --> 00:49:50,755
on the hour, paging me
24 seven, the whole nine.
1153
00:49:50,823 --> 00:49:51,990
- That's deep, Ced.
1154
00:49:52,057 --> 00:49:53,624
I mean, I heard of
some fine female
1155
00:49:53,692 --> 00:49:55,693
having some stank
pussy, but I ain't never
1156
00:49:55,794 --> 00:49:56,995
heard of nothing like this.
1157
00:49:57,062 --> 00:49:58,763
- Man, please, let me
tell you something.
1158
00:49:58,831 --> 00:50:01,866
A bitch that fine can
shit on me and I'll still
1159
00:50:01,967 --> 00:50:04,135
eat the pussy, I'll be like.
1160
00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:06,638
(chattering)
1161
00:50:07,739 --> 00:50:09,073
Chewing it down.
1162
00:50:10,643 --> 00:50:13,478
- What's up with that big
ass Kool-Aid smile, Delron?
1163
00:50:13,546 --> 00:50:17,716
- Man, I just got through
tearing Latoya's ass up.
1164
00:50:19,751 --> 00:50:20,852
Chilling now.
1165
00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:24,356
Gave her one of them
super sperms, man.
1166
00:50:24,423 --> 00:50:27,058
Made the girl go in
convulsions and shit.
1167
00:50:27,159 --> 00:50:28,860
I was tearing it up, I was like.
1168
00:50:28,927 --> 00:50:29,895
I was like.
1169
00:50:29,995 --> 00:50:31,496
What, what, what.
1170
00:50:31,563 --> 00:50:33,064
Go to the ground.
1171
00:50:34,033 --> 00:50:36,034
- Man, please.
1172
00:50:36,101 --> 00:50:38,336
So damn whipped, it's pathetic.
1173
00:50:38,403 --> 00:50:40,371
- Man, I ain't whipped.
1174
00:50:40,439 --> 00:50:45,377
If anything, I got a sperm
from tearing up that poonani.
1175
00:50:45,444 --> 00:50:48,079
- Look here, I ain't
trying to start nothing,
1176
00:50:48,180 --> 00:50:51,717
but Craig told Jimmy
that Bill told Clinton
1177
00:50:53,085 --> 00:50:57,189
that they told Latoya
that you can't fuck.
1178
00:50:57,256 --> 00:50:59,190
- What?
- Yeah, that's right.
1179
00:50:59,258 --> 00:51:00,926
She said fucking you was
so boring she'd rather
1180
00:51:01,026 --> 00:51:03,028
have an enema.
1181
00:51:03,095 --> 00:51:05,330
At least she can feel that shit.
1182
00:51:05,397 --> 00:51:07,632
(laughing)
1183
00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:11,035
- Yo.
1184
00:51:11,970 --> 00:51:14,639
Looks like Latoya's still horny.
1185
00:51:18,944 --> 00:51:20,712
(whistling)
1186
00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:22,447
- Hey, I might have to
go hit that shit there.
1187
00:51:22,548 --> 00:51:24,849
- Going after your business,
going after your business.
1188
00:51:24,917 --> 00:51:26,851
- Dalmatian shirt
ashy son of a bitch.
1189
00:51:26,919 --> 00:51:28,619
Hey look, y'all, I'm
going back to the grill,
1190
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:30,187
I'm gonna cook up some shit.
1191
00:51:30,255 --> 00:51:31,590
Have me another.
1192
00:51:33,725 --> 00:51:37,128
- Hurry your ass up,
you're burning the food.
1193
00:51:37,229 --> 00:51:40,098
- Yo, G, can I sample something?
1194
00:51:40,165 --> 00:51:42,601
- Yo, use the food sparingly.
1195
00:51:43,835 --> 00:51:44,903
♪ Jump off the cliff
1196
00:51:44,970 --> 00:51:46,404
♪ Bungie with the get swift
1197
00:51:46,471 --> 00:51:47,538
♪ That's not a myth
1198
00:51:47,606 --> 00:51:49,374
♪ Well equipped
1199
00:51:49,442 --> 00:51:51,042
- I want to talk
about our sex life.
1200
00:51:51,110 --> 00:51:52,944
(whispering)
1201
00:51:53,011 --> 00:51:54,812
Oh, come on, I know we've
been doing it all the time,
1202
00:51:54,913 --> 00:51:56,948
but we really never
talked about the matter.
1203
00:51:57,015 --> 00:51:58,450
So I guess I just
want to confirm
1204
00:51:58,517 --> 00:52:00,618
what I already know, you
know what I'm saying.
1205
00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:02,120
- No, I don't.
1206
00:52:02,187 --> 00:52:03,655
What are you saying, Delron?
1207
00:52:03,755 --> 00:52:04,756
- Like this morning.
1208
00:52:04,823 --> 00:52:06,291
When we was doing sex in house,
1209
00:52:06,358 --> 00:52:08,459
you know, when we was doing
a booty bump butt naked,
1210
00:52:08,526 --> 00:52:10,228
did you come?
1211
00:52:10,296 --> 00:52:13,131
- Did I come?
- Did you climax?
1212
00:52:13,198 --> 00:52:15,166
I mean, it's not a
trick question, Latoya.
1213
00:52:15,267 --> 00:52:17,068
- This is a barbecue, Delron.
1214
00:52:17,136 --> 00:52:20,238
I don't think this
is the time or place
1215
00:52:20,306 --> 00:52:21,606
to be talking
about our sex life.
1216
00:52:21,674 --> 00:52:23,341
- Oh, come on, Latoya,
I just want to confirm
1217
00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:25,076
what I already know.
1218
00:52:25,144 --> 00:52:26,344
- What is that?
1219
00:52:28,046 --> 00:52:30,648
- That I'm the
greatest of all time.
1220
00:52:30,715 --> 00:52:33,985
- Did you want to
know the truth?
1221
00:52:34,052 --> 00:52:36,087
- Yeah, I'm a man, you
know, give it to me raw,
1222
00:52:36,155 --> 00:52:38,423
don't sugar coat
the shit for me.
1223
00:52:38,491 --> 00:52:41,159
- No, I did not have
an orgasm today.
1224
00:52:41,226 --> 00:52:42,327
- You didn't?
1225
00:52:43,830 --> 00:52:46,764
That's cool, you know, I
mean, a man can't get off
1226
00:52:46,832 --> 00:52:49,634
all the time, you
know what I'm saying?
1227
00:52:49,702 --> 00:52:52,704
Well, look, look, when we
was in your cousin Violet's
1228
00:52:52,805 --> 00:52:56,508
bedroom bathroom floor,
you came then, right?
1229
00:52:58,877 --> 00:53:00,612
Well, that goes
to say, you know,
1230
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,179
you best the pussy I've
sure enough ever had,
1231
00:53:02,247 --> 00:53:07,185
I'm sure enough the best dick
you've ever had, right, right?
1232
00:53:08,153 --> 00:53:08,887
Oh, shit, Latoya.
1233
00:53:10,155 --> 00:53:10,955
If I ain't the best
dick you've ever had,
1234
00:53:11,023 --> 00:53:12,590
who in the hell is?
1235
00:53:15,494 --> 00:53:19,998
♪ Mercy, mercy,
thirsty, thirsty ♪
1236
00:53:20,065 --> 00:53:21,532
That roly poly motherfucker?
1237
00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:23,334
You two were never an item.
1238
00:53:23,402 --> 00:53:25,069
- Look, before me
and you got together,
1239
00:53:25,170 --> 00:53:28,039
Big Ned and I hooked
up for a booty call.
1240
00:53:28,106 --> 00:53:30,375
That thing was bomb.
1241
00:53:30,442 --> 00:53:33,511
That was long, black, oh yeah.
1242
00:53:33,579 --> 00:53:35,713
- Hey, hey, hey, we can go
without the play by play, OK,
1243
00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:36,581
thank you.
1244
00:53:38,016 --> 00:53:39,684
Out of all the motherfuckers
a girl been with,
1245
00:53:39,751 --> 00:53:41,853
when does a nigga rank?
1246
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,088
- Silly, let's not go there.
1247
00:53:44,189 --> 00:53:46,924
- No, we started this shit,
now we're gonna finish it.
1248
00:53:47,025 --> 00:53:50,161
- All right, out of 28 lovers--
1249
00:53:50,229 --> 00:53:53,030
- You've been with 28 niggas?
1250
00:53:53,098 --> 00:53:57,935
- 25 niggas, one Puerto
Rican and two Mexicans.
1251
00:53:58,036 --> 00:53:59,771
- Damn, that's a lot
of motherfuckers.
1252
00:53:59,871 --> 00:54:01,773
- And I'd say you rank.
1253
00:54:06,644 --> 00:54:07,478
28.
1254
00:54:09,448 --> 00:54:11,449
But it's not like
it's your fault.
1255
00:54:11,550 --> 00:54:15,119
I mean, you weren't
given much to work with.
1256
00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:17,689
I mean, the first
time I saw your dick
1257
00:54:17,757 --> 00:54:20,858
I said, "Damn, that shit
looks like his naval."
1258
00:54:20,926 --> 00:54:22,927
But I mean, you know, Delron,
1259
00:54:22,994 --> 00:54:25,196
some I can handle,
places, I know.
1260
00:54:25,264 --> 00:54:28,132
It just ain't
working for me, babe.
1261
00:54:31,002 --> 00:54:32,570
It's cute, though.
1262
00:54:32,637 --> 00:54:34,105
It works, for you.
1263
00:54:36,141 --> 00:54:40,678
(hip hop music with
indistinct vocals)
1264
00:54:42,814 --> 00:54:44,849
(crying)
1265
00:54:47,819 --> 00:54:49,320
- What's your problem, D?
1266
00:54:49,421 --> 00:54:52,623
- Trying to come to terms
with being handicapped, dude.
1267
00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:54,325
- What you talking about?
1268
00:54:54,426 --> 00:54:56,627
- My dick, Ced, it's as small as
1269
00:54:56,694 --> 00:54:58,730
a motherfucking quarter, man.
1270
00:54:58,798 --> 00:55:00,665
- Man, Latoya just fucking
with your head, man,
1271
00:55:00,766 --> 00:55:02,967
I'm sure your shit
ain't that small.
1272
00:55:03,034 --> 00:55:04,636
- Come over here and look at it.
1273
00:55:04,703 --> 00:55:06,437
- Nigga, I'm not trying
to look at your dick.
1274
00:55:06,505 --> 00:55:08,806
- You're supposed to
be my road dog, man.
1275
00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:10,508
My partner.
1276
00:55:10,608 --> 00:55:11,943
I need you, Ced.
1277
00:55:13,211 --> 00:55:14,512
I don't want you
to touch this dick,
1278
00:55:14,613 --> 00:55:16,748
I just want you to look at it.
1279
00:55:16,815 --> 00:55:17,649
Damn.
1280
00:55:18,817 --> 00:55:20,651
(crying)
1281
00:55:20,718 --> 00:55:21,552
Come here.
1282
00:55:24,956 --> 00:55:27,859
- Damn, nigga, where
the rest of it?
1283
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,995
Chill, chill, chill,
chill, chill, chill, man,
1284
00:55:31,062 --> 00:55:32,830
hey, hey, hey, don't
think of it as little,
1285
00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:35,499
think of it as
petite, it's petite.
1286
00:55:35,566 --> 00:55:37,134
You got a petite dick.
1287
00:55:37,202 --> 00:55:38,870
- Man, there's probably
a gang of three year olds
1288
00:55:38,971 --> 00:55:40,671
running around with a
dick bigger than mine.
1289
00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:43,207
I got to pay my heirs, man.
1290
00:55:43,308 --> 00:55:45,142
Let me see your dick, man.
1291
00:55:45,210 --> 00:55:46,844
- What, nigga, I'm not
letting you see my dick.
1292
00:55:46,911 --> 00:55:48,279
- Let me see your
motherfucking dick.
1293
00:55:48,347 --> 00:55:51,049
- Delron, Delron,
Delron, Delron, man.
1294
00:55:51,149 --> 00:55:52,984
Snap out of it, dude.
1295
00:55:53,051 --> 00:55:55,553
It's not the end of the world.
1296
00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:56,821
Huh.
1297
00:55:56,888 --> 00:55:57,722
Shit, man.
1298
00:55:59,257 --> 00:56:01,726
There's a gang of women
out there who like brothers
1299
00:56:01,826 --> 00:56:03,794
with petite dicks.
1300
00:56:03,862 --> 00:56:05,696
I mean, I don't
know any of them,
1301
00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:08,866
but I'm sure they're out there.
1302
00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:10,468
Huh?
1303
00:56:10,536 --> 00:56:12,537
Yo, yo, yo, quit
acting like a punk.
1304
00:56:12,604 --> 00:56:14,539
Take this shit like a man.
1305
00:56:14,606 --> 00:56:16,474
I mean, look at Muzzy Bones,
he didn't let being short
1306
00:56:16,542 --> 00:56:18,643
stop him from balling,
and I'm sure he don't
1307
00:56:18,711 --> 00:56:21,712
let it stop him from fucking.
1308
00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:24,048
Anyways, man, don't even trip,
1309
00:56:24,115 --> 00:56:26,317
because there's penile
enlargement places
1310
00:56:26,385 --> 00:56:27,986
that can help you.
1311
00:56:28,054 --> 00:56:29,887
I mean, I don't know if your
dick gonna be like silicone
1312
00:56:29,954 --> 00:56:31,756
like some titties and shit,
1313
00:56:31,857 --> 00:56:35,192
but it might be something
you want to look into.
1314
00:56:35,260 --> 00:56:39,530
D, D, D, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, look, look, D,
1315
00:56:41,767 --> 00:56:46,004
the best way to get over an old
love, is to find a new love.
1316
00:56:46,072 --> 00:56:48,072
So get yourself together,
pull your pants up,
1317
00:56:48,139 --> 00:56:50,275
and commit to macking,
because there's a game
1318
00:56:50,375 --> 00:56:52,243
of booty out back.
1319
00:56:52,310 --> 00:56:55,112
Ghetto, dark chocolate booty.
1320
00:56:55,213 --> 00:56:57,381
Caramel booty, vanilla booty.
1321
00:56:57,449 --> 00:56:59,617
Hood rat booty, hootchie
bootie, bootchie booty,
1322
00:56:59,718 --> 00:57:03,421
any flavor bootie you
craving, it's out back.
1323
00:57:08,260 --> 00:57:09,727
All kind of ass, man.
1324
00:57:09,795 --> 00:57:13,231
- You're right, you're
right, you're right, Ced.
1325
00:57:13,298 --> 00:57:14,298
Thanks, man.
1326
00:57:15,768 --> 00:57:16,734
- Hey, man, don't be
trying to give me no loving
1327
00:57:16,801 --> 00:57:19,237
with your pants down.
1328
00:57:19,304 --> 00:57:21,405
(crying)
1329
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,149
(hip hop music)
1330
00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:43,827
Yo, what you doing
in my room, G?
1331
00:57:43,928 --> 00:57:45,396
- Oh, what's happening, man?
1332
00:57:45,463 --> 00:57:46,731
Shit.
1333
00:57:46,799 --> 00:57:48,633
Nigga, I had a little
bit too much to drink.
1334
00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:51,502
I got to lay down and get a nap.
1335
00:57:51,602 --> 00:57:52,436
- OK.
1336
00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:00,945
(sniffing)
1337
00:58:04,048 --> 00:58:06,684
You was boning in
my room, wasn't you?
1338
00:58:06,785 --> 00:58:09,520
Damn, man, ain't a nigga's
bed sacred no more?
1339
00:58:09,621 --> 00:58:10,988
- All these bitches out here,
1340
00:58:11,055 --> 00:58:12,590
you know I had to pull me some.
1341
00:58:12,658 --> 00:58:14,959
I was horny as a motherfucker.
1342
00:58:15,026 --> 00:58:16,060
Come on, man.
1343
00:58:17,295 --> 00:58:18,363
- All right, man.
1344
00:58:18,463 --> 00:58:19,997
- You know me, right.
1345
00:58:20,064 --> 00:58:21,832
Shit.
- I ain't gonna player hate.
1346
00:58:21,899 --> 00:58:23,134
Play on, playa.
1347
00:58:23,201 --> 00:58:24,435
(laughing)
1348
00:58:24,503 --> 00:58:25,436
So what's up?
1349
00:58:25,504 --> 00:58:26,771
Don't keep a nigga in suspense.
1350
00:58:26,839 --> 00:58:28,806
Which one of them fine
bitties did you pull?
1351
00:58:28,874 --> 00:58:31,809
Don't tell me, it was the one
in the leopard G string bikini
1352
00:58:31,877 --> 00:58:34,712
with that long weave
come down to the ass,
1353
00:58:34,813 --> 00:58:36,614
sort of look like a
poor man's Tyra Banks.
1354
00:58:36,682 --> 00:58:37,949
- Yeah, yeah.
- Or was it that
1355
00:58:38,017 --> 00:58:40,384
thick red boned sister
with the big old butt
1356
00:58:40,485 --> 00:58:43,687
and them daisy dukes, ass look
like it's doing something.
1357
00:58:43,754 --> 00:58:45,389
- Yeah, you know.
1358
00:58:45,490 --> 00:58:46,957
- Hurry up and get
back in here boy,
1359
00:58:47,025 --> 00:58:49,326
so we can go for round two.
1360
00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:53,764
- Damn.
1361
00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:56,700
- Ew.
1362
00:58:56,767 --> 00:58:57,935
You on Lecrea?
1363
00:58:59,437 --> 00:59:01,673
- Come on, man, I got
desperate, all right?
1364
00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:03,541
I had no pussy in so long, man,
1365
00:59:03,608 --> 00:59:05,709
I thought my dick
was gonna fall off.
1366
00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:07,077
OK?
1367
00:59:07,178 --> 00:59:08,312
Keep this shit on
the downlow, man.
1368
00:59:08,380 --> 00:59:10,248
Don't tell nobody.
1369
00:59:10,348 --> 00:59:11,749
- All right, man.
1370
00:59:11,850 --> 00:59:14,018
I ain't gonna tell nobody.
1371
00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:20,290
- Don't tell nobody.
1372
00:59:22,027 --> 00:59:23,561
♪ I could do it
better than you and ♪
1373
00:59:23,628 --> 00:59:26,030
♪ You'll never work it
better than me and ♪
1374
00:59:26,097 --> 00:59:27,731
♪ If you wanna wanna
1375
00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:29,000
♪ Baby baby
1376
00:59:29,068 --> 00:59:31,235
♪ Don't be saying
that it's all gravy ♪
1377
00:59:31,303 --> 00:59:33,871
♪ I ain't tripping because
I know I'll be the baddest ♪
1378
00:59:33,939 --> 00:59:36,574
♪ Pure chocolate on the
scene with the status ♪
1379
00:59:36,641 --> 00:59:38,876
♪ I be the black mattress
1380
00:59:38,944 --> 00:59:40,945
♪ Throw like a Slinky
wrapped around my ♪
1381
00:59:41,045 --> 00:59:43,047
♪ It's competition
1382
00:59:43,114 --> 00:59:44,449
- What?
- Hey, yo, Ced, man,
1383
00:59:44,549 --> 00:59:45,583
why you tell everybody?
1384
00:59:45,650 --> 00:59:46,884
- I ain't tell everybody.
1385
00:59:46,952 --> 00:59:49,787
I told Big Ned and
he told everybody.
1386
00:59:51,156 --> 00:59:53,024
Anyway, man, how long
until the Q is ready?
1387
00:59:53,092 --> 00:59:55,192
People are starting to
complain that they hungry.
1388
00:59:55,260 --> 00:59:56,761
- About 20 minutes.
1389
00:59:56,828 --> 00:59:58,629
Look, man, we out of cups,
we ain't got no more plates.
1390
00:59:58,730 --> 01:00:00,731
What are we gonna do, eat
off your mama's china?
1391
01:00:00,799 --> 01:00:03,534
- Hell no, these niggas done
broke up enough shit already.
1392
01:00:03,602 --> 01:00:05,869
I just make a run to the store.
1393
01:00:05,937 --> 01:00:06,938
- All right.
1394
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,107
- How much longer
for the barbecue?
1395
01:00:10,174 --> 01:00:11,742
- About 20 minutes.
1396
01:00:13,411 --> 01:00:15,213
- Oh, man, OK.
1397
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:16,114
Anything?
1398
01:00:17,348 --> 01:00:18,816
- Nope.
1399
01:00:18,917 --> 01:00:20,718
- I know some of them
chicken and turkey, right?
1400
01:00:20,786 --> 01:00:22,120
- No, all we got is bad shit,
1401
01:00:22,187 --> 01:00:24,588
the kind of shit clog
up your arteries,
1402
01:00:24,656 --> 01:00:26,824
have you dying like
a motherfucker.
1403
01:00:26,925 --> 01:00:28,493
- I'm starving and
everything, but I'm not about
1404
01:00:28,593 --> 01:00:29,994
to eat that junk.
1405
01:00:31,262 --> 01:00:33,097
I'm gonna have to
go to the store.
1406
01:00:33,165 --> 01:00:34,131
- Hey, Ced, while
you go to the store,
1407
01:00:34,198 --> 01:00:36,700
why don't y'all roll together?
1408
01:00:38,036 --> 01:00:39,803
- Why don't you
get me some turkey?
1409
01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:40,704
- No.
1410
01:00:45,009 --> 01:00:46,344
- Punk.
1411
01:00:46,444 --> 01:00:48,946
(tense music)
1412
01:00:51,449 --> 01:00:53,684
- I had no luck with
the markets in my hood.
1413
01:00:53,785 --> 01:00:55,787
So I was forced to go
to the boy's market on
1414
01:00:55,854 --> 01:00:57,855
the other side of the tracks.
1415
01:00:57,956 --> 01:00:58,957
♪ You know you love my stuff
1416
01:00:59,024 --> 01:01:00,023
♪ Don't make me huff and puff
1417
01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:01,692
♪ I got you feeling stuck
1418
01:01:01,793 --> 01:01:03,327
♪ You just can't get enough
1419
01:01:03,394 --> 01:01:04,361
♪ You know you love my stuff
1420
01:01:04,462 --> 01:01:05,964
♪ Don't make me huff and puff
1421
01:01:06,031 --> 01:01:07,265
♪ With the words I manifest
1422
01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:09,000
♪ I could break your
chest with no contest ♪
1423
01:01:09,067 --> 01:01:11,668
♪ I must confess I leave
the microphone blessed ♪
1424
01:01:11,736 --> 01:01:13,971
♪ Respect, versatile, getting
wild with this style ♪
1425
01:01:14,039 --> 01:01:16,440
♪ Meanwhile, your earhole
is in my total control ♪
1426
01:01:16,508 --> 01:01:19,877
♪ I'm representing
from HI to HP ♪
1427
01:01:19,977 --> 01:01:21,111
♪ You know the D
1428
01:01:21,179 --> 01:01:22,780
♪ West end of south side
1429
01:01:22,848 --> 01:01:23,814
♪ Where hustlers hide
1430
01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:25,049
♪ Making money
1431
01:01:25,150 --> 01:01:26,717
♪ I'm so laying low
with the honey ♪
1432
01:01:26,818 --> 01:01:29,454
♪ Holding down the fort
with a three two court ♪
1433
01:01:29,521 --> 01:01:30,688
♪ Yo, yo
1434
01:01:30,755 --> 01:01:32,122
♪ I be a quarter of the dollar
1435
01:01:32,190 --> 01:01:33,157
♪ A quarter after that
1436
01:01:33,224 --> 01:01:34,458
♪ I'm on the track
1437
01:01:34,526 --> 01:01:35,693
♪ With a collar on
the crooked scholar ♪
1438
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,495
♪ Searching my brain
for an answer ♪
1439
01:01:37,562 --> 01:01:39,163
♪ Play and seek and find
1440
01:01:39,230 --> 01:01:41,899
♪ In their mind
1441
01:01:41,999 --> 01:01:45,002
(engine sputtering)
1442
01:01:53,378 --> 01:01:55,245
- Well, well, well.
1443
01:01:55,346 --> 01:01:58,149
You need to borrow a token?
1444
01:01:58,216 --> 01:01:59,383
(honking)
1445
01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:01,552
- Kiss the blackest
part of my ass, Cedric.
1446
01:02:01,619 --> 01:02:02,887
- What happened?
1447
01:02:02,954 --> 01:02:04,489
Even though you acting
salty, I'm still gonna
1448
01:02:04,557 --> 01:02:08,225
help you out, because that's
the kind of gentleman I am.
1449
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:09,394
Pop the hood.
1450
01:02:21,106 --> 01:02:23,608
Try to start this old
raggedy ass hoopty up.
1451
01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:26,543
(engine starting)
1452
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:29,680
- Thanks for fixing my
ride, but you need not flex
1453
01:02:29,748 --> 01:02:32,082
that little bird chest.
1454
01:02:32,149 --> 01:02:33,217
It's kind of scary.
1455
01:02:33,284 --> 01:02:34,752
- Oh, I see.
1456
01:02:34,819 --> 01:02:36,053
Even though a brother help
you out, you still gonna try
1457
01:02:36,121 --> 01:02:38,889
to clown, treat me like
a motherfucking joke?
1458
01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:39,790
- Yep.
1459
01:02:49,434 --> 01:02:52,103
(hip hop music)
1460
01:02:53,170 --> 01:02:55,306
Come on, Cedric, get in.
1461
01:02:55,407 --> 01:02:57,708
I mean, I can give you a
ride back to your crib.
1462
01:02:57,776 --> 01:03:02,246
That's the least I could do
since you did fix my wheels.
1463
01:03:02,314 --> 01:03:03,947
Oh, come on, man, you're
making me feel bad.
1464
01:03:04,014 --> 01:03:05,248
- You ought to.
1465
01:03:05,316 --> 01:03:06,750
I get under hood
and get all greasy
1466
01:03:06,818 --> 01:03:08,252
and sweaty for your
ass and in return
1467
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:11,088
all you do is clown a
brother about his chest?
1468
01:03:11,156 --> 01:03:13,390
You know I'm sensitive
about my chest.
1469
01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:15,292
I be doing two or
three push-ups a night
1470
01:03:15,359 --> 01:03:16,927
trying to get my shit tight.
1471
01:03:16,995 --> 01:03:18,262
Ain't my fault I
got high metabolism
1472
01:03:18,329 --> 01:03:20,130
so that shit don't work.
1473
01:03:20,197 --> 01:03:21,999
- All right, I'm sorry, OK?
1474
01:03:22,099 --> 01:03:23,267
What's with you?
1475
01:03:23,335 --> 01:03:24,635
You know, I do know
you're sensitive about
1476
01:03:24,702 --> 01:03:27,671
your chest and everything.
1477
01:03:27,772 --> 01:03:30,574
- Lucky I was in a good mood.
1478
01:03:30,642 --> 01:03:33,477
I could have clowned you
about your trouble spots.
1479
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:34,979
- What trouble spots?
1480
01:03:35,046 --> 01:03:36,647
- Like that thing that
sits above your eyebrows,
1481
01:03:36,714 --> 01:03:38,782
the size of a watermelon.
1482
01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:40,984
- My forehead?
1483
01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:42,252
- Your eight head.
1484
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:43,253
Because it's about
twice the size
1485
01:03:43,321 --> 01:03:45,656
of the average motherfucker.
1486
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:50,828
Don't get me started
about that big ass mouth,
1487
01:03:50,895 --> 01:03:52,296
because with all
that lipstick on,
1488
01:03:52,364 --> 01:03:54,632
it closely resembles
a baboon's ass.
1489
01:03:54,699 --> 01:03:58,102
- OK, Cedric, OK,
I got the point.
1490
01:03:58,170 --> 01:04:00,170
Now do you want a ride or not?
1491
01:04:00,237 --> 01:04:01,339
- Not.
- Fine.
1492
01:04:03,708 --> 01:04:05,142
♪ Intro number solo
1493
01:04:05,210 --> 01:04:06,443
♪ You're ringing my
phone off the hook ♪
1494
01:04:06,511 --> 01:04:07,544
♪ Take a look
1495
01:04:07,645 --> 01:04:09,146
♪ Who's that, got 'em shook
1496
01:04:09,214 --> 01:04:10,514
♪ Get you thinking about
fucking with me, too ♪
1497
01:04:10,581 --> 01:04:11,816
♪ And sucking with me, too
1498
01:04:11,883 --> 01:04:13,818
♪ And what about doing my crew
1499
01:04:13,885 --> 01:04:15,319
♪ Good idea, man I swear
1500
01:04:15,387 --> 01:04:17,188
♪ You ain't prepared
for this here ♪
1501
01:04:17,255 --> 01:04:20,057
♪ Somebody tossing
flossing ass cracks ♪
1502
01:04:20,158 --> 01:04:21,692
♪ Like G straps
hung in the back ♪
1503
01:04:21,759 --> 01:04:23,160
♪ I got thunder and tracks
1504
01:04:23,227 --> 01:04:24,494
♪ Kicking my ball sacks
1505
01:04:24,562 --> 01:04:25,896
♪ What we here for on
the hardwood floor ♪
1506
01:04:25,997 --> 01:04:27,631
♪ You can't take it no more
1507
01:04:27,699 --> 01:04:29,200
♪ Sorry, sorry
1508
01:04:29,267 --> 01:04:30,534
♪ I got much game like a
Nintendo, PlayStation ♪
1509
01:04:30,601 --> 01:04:33,637
♪ Fuck you, call
me 1-800 Amazing ♪
1510
01:04:33,705 --> 01:04:35,305
♪ I'm a two black guy
1511
01:04:35,373 --> 01:04:36,741
♪ Pimping the blood streams
1512
01:04:36,841 --> 01:04:37,808
♪ I force together
1513
01:04:37,876 --> 01:04:38,843
♪ In the club scene
1514
01:04:38,910 --> 01:04:40,077
♪ Twice your ability
1515
01:04:40,177 --> 01:04:41,211
♪ Twice your utilities
1516
01:04:41,278 --> 01:04:42,245
♪ Number two
1517
01:04:42,346 --> 01:04:43,313
♪ Double trouble girlfriend
1518
01:04:43,381 --> 01:04:47,251
♪ You ain't feeling me
1519
01:04:47,352 --> 01:04:49,486
- [Marica] Cedric, you
need to get in the car.
1520
01:04:49,554 --> 01:04:51,022
This is hoo banger territory.
1521
01:04:51,089 --> 01:04:53,157
This out of the six o'clock, OK?
1522
01:04:53,224 --> 01:04:54,191
- What?
1523
01:04:54,258 --> 01:04:55,525
I ain't no punk, Marica.
1524
01:04:55,593 --> 01:04:57,928
I ain't scared of
no hoo bangers.
1525
01:04:59,530 --> 01:05:02,132
(hip hop music)
1526
01:05:20,785 --> 01:05:23,787
(engine sputtering)
1527
01:05:26,257 --> 01:05:27,624
- Damn.
1528
01:05:27,725 --> 01:05:29,260
Get up and go look
up under my hood.
1529
01:05:29,327 --> 01:05:31,462
- I ain't getting out the
car in this neighborhood.
1530
01:05:31,562 --> 01:05:33,864
I mean, because my thigh.
1531
01:05:33,932 --> 01:05:35,966
It's like cramping.
1532
01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:37,234
- Yeah, right.
1533
01:05:42,740 --> 01:05:44,908
(barking)
1534
01:06:08,432 --> 01:06:10,601
(zapping)
1535
01:06:12,471 --> 01:06:14,004
I don't know why you
got all that trash.
1536
01:06:14,105 --> 01:06:15,806
All it does is play sisters.
1537
01:06:15,873 --> 01:06:17,274
- I buy it for the articles,
1538
01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:18,742
it stimulates my mind.
1539
01:06:18,810 --> 01:06:20,344
- Yeah, right.
1540
01:06:20,445 --> 01:06:24,681
Something get stimulated, but
it definitely ain't your mind.
1541
01:06:24,782 --> 01:06:26,817
You know what, if
Chris was here,
1542
01:06:26,884 --> 01:06:28,752
not only would be
carrying my groceries,
1543
01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:29,820
he would have bought 'em.
1544
01:06:29,887 --> 01:06:31,121
- That's because
Chris is a punk.
1545
01:06:31,189 --> 01:06:32,656
- No, that's because
Chris is a gentleman.
1546
01:06:32,723 --> 01:06:34,424
And you a jackass.
1547
01:06:34,492 --> 01:06:37,194
- Whatever.
- Yeah, whatever.
1548
01:06:37,294 --> 01:06:39,263
♪ You try to catch me
1549
01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:40,297
♪ Baby
1550
01:06:40,364 --> 01:06:42,666
♪ You try to stretch me
1551
01:06:42,733 --> 01:06:44,168
♪ Yeah baby
1552
01:06:44,235 --> 01:06:46,203
♪ You try to catch me
1553
01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:47,604
♪ Baby
1554
01:06:47,672 --> 01:06:50,975
♪ You try to stretch me
1555
01:06:51,042 --> 01:06:53,477
(chattering)
1556
01:06:56,381 --> 01:06:58,382
- Momo, why don't you
take your low budget ass
1557
01:06:58,483 --> 01:07:01,852
back to the projects and
leave us the fuck alone?
1558
01:07:01,919 --> 01:07:05,355
- No he did not try to clown
me in front of my girl.
1559
01:07:05,422 --> 01:07:07,824
(chattering)
1560
01:07:11,328 --> 01:07:12,295
- Fuck you.
1561
01:07:12,363 --> 01:07:13,564
- Fuck me?
- Fuck you.
1562
01:07:13,665 --> 01:07:15,399
- Nigga, you about to
get yourself fucked.
1563
01:07:15,499 --> 01:07:16,500
- What?
1564
01:07:16,567 --> 01:07:18,636
What?
- You ain't call
1565
01:07:18,704 --> 01:07:20,504
my mom a bitch, don't tell
me he called my mama a bitch.
1566
01:07:20,571 --> 01:07:21,438
- Fuck you.
1567
01:07:22,907 --> 01:07:24,374
- My mother a bitch, what?
1568
01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:25,575
You know what?
1569
01:07:25,676 --> 01:07:26,844
I got something for y'all ass
1570
01:07:26,911 --> 01:07:28,579
and your motherfucking.
1571
01:07:28,679 --> 01:07:31,081
(chattering)
1572
01:07:34,451 --> 01:07:35,252
- Shit.
1573
01:07:37,689 --> 01:07:39,390
- Don't they know fools get
capped for shit like that?
1574
01:07:39,457 --> 01:07:42,359
Nigga, you done lost
your motherfucking mind.
1575
01:07:42,427 --> 01:07:44,094
You don't know who
the fuck I am, do you?
1576
01:07:44,194 --> 01:07:45,362
(shooting)
1577
01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:46,697
♪ Try to catch me
1578
01:07:46,764 --> 01:07:47,764
♪ Baby, take off your pants
1579
01:07:47,865 --> 01:07:50,033
♪ You try to out stretch me
1580
01:07:50,101 --> 01:07:51,568
♪ Yeah, baby, I'm
worth the chance ♪
1581
01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:53,503
♪ You try to catch me
1582
01:07:53,571 --> 01:07:54,905
♪ Baby, take off your pants
1583
01:07:54,972 --> 01:07:57,241
♪ You try to out stretch me
1584
01:07:57,308 --> 01:07:58,909
♪ Yeah, baby, I'm
worth the chance ♪
1585
01:07:58,976 --> 01:08:00,610
♪ Off the hinges
when I'm finished ♪
1586
01:08:00,711 --> 01:08:02,246
♪ You must run and
teach the camel ♪
1587
01:08:02,313 --> 01:08:03,880
♪ Got you open
from the stroking ♪
1588
01:08:03,948 --> 01:08:05,715
♪ And just with
a little sample ♪
1589
01:08:05,783 --> 01:08:08,085
♪ All the ways I
can make you run ♪
1590
01:08:08,152 --> 01:08:09,886
♪ Chasing me up the
block with guns ♪
1591
01:08:09,954 --> 01:08:11,588
♪ Play with the hot
dog, got the bun ♪
1592
01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:13,057
♪ I'm the gingerbread man
1593
01:08:13,124 --> 01:08:14,091
♪ I'm number one
1594
01:08:14,158 --> 01:08:15,192
♪ Too quick to catch
1595
01:08:15,260 --> 01:08:17,027
♪ I got game you can't mack me
1596
01:08:17,095 --> 01:08:18,896
♪ Your stuff and go
1597
01:08:18,963 --> 01:08:20,264
♪ Must have been told
1598
01:08:20,331 --> 01:08:21,632
♪ You can't trap me
1599
01:08:21,733 --> 01:08:22,933
♪ What's the matter,
don't like the chase ♪
1600
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,435
♪ Want to put scratch
marks in my face ♪
1601
01:08:24,502 --> 01:08:26,070
♪ Try to be a joker
play the ace ♪
1602
01:08:26,137 --> 01:08:27,437
♪ Catch by the K stead
1603
01:08:27,504 --> 01:08:29,372
♪ Do the chase
1604
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:30,474
♪ Too fast for you
1605
01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:32,075
♪ And you won't play me
1606
01:08:32,143 --> 01:08:35,712
♪ Got 20 niggas and got
the nerve to page me ♪
1607
01:08:35,780 --> 01:08:37,047
♪ Black cat don't fall
1608
01:08:37,115 --> 01:08:39,250
♪ Don't like it when
you play pretend ♪
1609
01:08:39,317 --> 01:08:40,617
♪ So put on your running shoes
1610
01:08:40,684 --> 01:08:42,753
♪ Baby and let
these games begin ♪
1611
01:08:42,820 --> 01:08:44,888
♪ I'm a guy who got game
1612
01:08:44,956 --> 01:08:46,490
♪ And who got houses
1613
01:08:46,590 --> 01:08:47,924
♪ You can have all that
1614
01:08:47,992 --> 01:08:50,461
♪ But don't be
using your blouses ♪
1615
01:08:50,528 --> 01:08:51,962
♪ That's what a
brother try to run ♪
1616
01:08:52,029 --> 01:08:53,764
♪ Hurry, hurry,
girl, go Mr. Fun ♪
1617
01:08:53,832 --> 01:08:55,666
♪ If you want to spread
for the rent, you're done ♪
1618
01:08:55,767 --> 01:08:57,734
♪ You chase me, I don't
chase you, I'm done ♪
1619
01:08:57,802 --> 01:08:59,569
♪ You try to catch me
1620
01:08:59,637 --> 01:09:00,904
♪ Baby, take off your pants
1621
01:09:00,972 --> 01:09:03,006
♪ You try to out stretch me
1622
01:09:03,107 --> 01:09:04,741
♪ Yeah, baby, I'm
worth the chance ♪
1623
01:09:04,809 --> 01:09:06,643
♪ You try to catch me
1624
01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:08,345
♪ Baby, take off your pants
1625
01:09:08,446 --> 01:09:10,414
♪ You try to outstretch me
1626
01:09:10,482 --> 01:09:12,249
♪ Yeah, baby, I'm
worth the chance ♪
1627
01:09:12,317 --> 01:09:14,151
♪ You try to catch me
1628
01:09:14,218 --> 01:09:15,585
♪ Baby, take off your pants
1629
01:09:15,653 --> 01:09:17,655
♪ You try to outstretch me
1630
01:09:17,722 --> 01:09:19,290
♪ Yeah, baby, I'm
worth the chance ♪
1631
01:09:19,357 --> 01:09:21,292
♪ You try to catch me
1632
01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:22,960
♪ Baby, take off your pants
1633
01:09:23,027 --> 01:09:24,961
♪ You try to outstretch me
1634
01:09:25,029 --> 01:09:26,830
♪ Yeah, baby, I'm
worth the chance ♪
1635
01:09:26,897 --> 01:09:28,632
♪ You try to catch me
1636
01:09:28,699 --> 01:09:30,868
(barking)
1637
01:09:34,505 --> 01:09:36,674
(yelling)
1638
01:09:40,177 --> 01:09:41,011
- My ass.
1639
01:09:43,414 --> 01:09:47,184
Get out, go, get
your shit, get out.
1640
01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:50,721
All you black bastards,
get out of my house.
1641
01:09:50,822 --> 01:09:54,224
Oh, nice ass, you can
stay, no, fuck that,
1642
01:09:54,325 --> 01:09:56,159
get your ass out, get out.
1643
01:09:56,227 --> 01:10:00,497
You teared up my shit,
you black, get out.
1644
01:10:00,564 --> 01:10:02,766
(chirping)
1645
01:10:05,669 --> 01:10:08,538
(knocking)
1646
01:10:08,605 --> 01:10:09,439
Come in.
1647
01:10:11,675 --> 01:10:13,577
- Damn, you look tired.
1648
01:10:14,879 --> 01:10:16,213
- Guess after eating all that Q,
1649
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,481
niggaitis finally kicked in.
1650
01:10:18,549 --> 01:10:19,883
- I know what you mean.
1651
01:10:19,950 --> 01:10:21,418
It's kicking my butt, too.
1652
01:10:21,519 --> 01:10:23,554
- Yeah, well, you
really threw down.
1653
01:10:23,621 --> 01:10:28,224
Especially for someone who
claims not to eat pork.
1654
01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:29,125
- Man.
1655
01:10:30,961 --> 01:10:32,896
I ate so much today,
man, I could have ate
1656
01:10:32,963 --> 01:10:36,167
a pig's bladder, you
know what I'm saying?
1657
01:10:36,234 --> 01:10:38,902
(laughing)
1658
01:10:38,969 --> 01:10:41,705
(romantic music)
1659
01:10:49,046 --> 01:10:50,381
You know what?
1660
01:10:50,448 --> 01:10:53,217
I just wanted to say thanks.
1661
01:10:53,284 --> 01:10:55,018
- For what?
1662
01:10:55,086 --> 01:10:56,520
- For looking out for me today.
1663
01:10:56,588 --> 01:10:59,723
I mean, there was a lot of
times you could have left me.
1664
01:10:59,790 --> 01:11:01,391
And you didn't.
1665
01:11:01,459 --> 01:11:04,561
And it's nice to
know you still care.
1666
01:11:18,075 --> 01:11:18,976
- Here you go.
1667
01:11:19,076 --> 01:11:20,277
- What's this?
1668
01:11:20,344 --> 01:11:21,544
- It's your money
back, plus your cut
1669
01:11:21,612 --> 01:11:23,480
of the profits from the Q.
1670
01:11:23,581 --> 01:11:27,751
I was gonna rip you off, but
after that tender moment,
1671
01:11:27,819 --> 01:11:31,354
I kind of felt bad
taking advantage of you.
1672
01:11:36,994 --> 01:11:39,296
♪ I cried about you and I
1673
01:11:39,363 --> 01:11:43,066
♪ The thought crossed my mind
1674
01:11:43,134 --> 01:11:46,003
♪ You changed
1675
01:11:46,103 --> 01:11:51,107
♪ Besides
1676
01:11:51,842 --> 01:11:52,809
♪ So
1677
01:11:52,876 --> 01:11:55,044
(moaning)
1678
01:12:12,163 --> 01:12:13,330
- You the man.
1679
01:12:17,734 --> 01:12:19,169
Don't move.
1680
01:12:19,236 --> 01:12:20,170
Don't move.
1681
01:12:41,892 --> 01:12:44,561
(phone ringing)
1682
01:12:45,929 --> 01:12:47,697
- Who this?
1683
01:12:47,764 --> 01:12:48,898
- Hey, this your mama.
1684
01:12:48,999 --> 01:12:50,400
We're down here at the donut,
1685
01:12:50,501 --> 01:12:53,203
and I was calling to
see if you wanted some.
1686
01:12:53,270 --> 01:12:56,072
- I didn't know they
had donuts in old town.
1687
01:12:56,173 --> 01:12:57,674
- No, boy, we ain't in old town,
1688
01:12:57,742 --> 01:12:59,743
we're down the street
from the house.
1689
01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:02,012
Did you want a donut?
1690
01:13:02,079 --> 01:13:03,813
♪ You try to catch me
1691
01:13:03,881 --> 01:13:05,248
♪ Baby, take off your pants
1692
01:13:05,349 --> 01:13:07,417
♪ You try to out stretch me
1693
01:13:07,518 --> 01:13:09,086
♪ Damn, baby, I'm
worth the chance ♪
1694
01:13:09,186 --> 01:13:11,021
♪ You try to catch me
1695
01:13:11,088 --> 01:13:12,656
♪ Baby, take off your pants
1696
01:13:12,724 --> 01:13:14,758
♪ You try to out stretch me
1697
01:13:14,859 --> 01:13:16,593
♪ Damn, baby, I'm
worth the chance ♪
1698
01:13:16,694 --> 01:13:18,161
♪ Our behaviors run up in this
1699
01:13:18,229 --> 01:13:19,896
♪ You more sprung
than Campbell ♪
1700
01:13:19,963 --> 01:13:21,698
♪ Got you working
from the stroke ♪
1701
01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:24,234
(chattering)
1702
01:13:25,535 --> 01:13:28,405
(laughing)
1703
01:13:28,472 --> 01:13:30,507
- So, how was the wedding?
1704
01:13:30,575 --> 01:13:33,076
- Oh, the wedding was beautiful.
1705
01:13:33,143 --> 01:13:35,045
But how was things around here?
1706
01:13:35,113 --> 01:13:37,781
- Oh, everything was cool
around here, you know, just--
1707
01:13:37,882 --> 01:13:39,582
- The house looks
fine, son, very nice.
1708
01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:41,284
(laughing)
1709
01:13:41,385 --> 01:13:44,588
- Yeah, so can we go
get that little Jeep
1710
01:13:44,655 --> 01:13:46,956
we talked about before you left?
1711
01:13:47,057 --> 01:13:48,792
- You know, I'm
proud of you, son.
1712
01:13:48,893 --> 01:13:50,861
Yeah, we can pick up that
Jeep a little later on.
1713
01:13:50,929 --> 01:13:54,230
First, me and your mama gonna
go take a nap in the shower.
1714
01:13:54,298 --> 01:13:55,698
Run around all day long
with that crazy ass
1715
01:13:55,766 --> 01:13:57,467
Jabba the Butt.
1716
01:13:57,568 --> 01:13:59,703
You know I hate
the damn Star Wars.
1717
01:13:59,771 --> 01:14:02,305
- Hey, hey, hey, I'll
get it, I'll get it.
1718
01:14:02,406 --> 01:14:04,741
You've been driving all
day, you're tired, sit down.
1719
01:14:04,808 --> 01:14:05,642
Get this.
1720
01:14:08,979 --> 01:14:11,681
(romantic music)
1721
01:14:16,352 --> 01:14:17,154
D.
1722
01:14:19,089 --> 01:14:20,256
What the fuck?
1723
01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:23,961
- Get on up there.
1724
01:14:24,028 --> 01:14:26,630
- Homie, Shay broke
me off a little bit.
1725
01:14:26,697 --> 01:14:29,066
She didn't even care
if I had a petite dick.
1726
01:14:29,134 --> 01:14:31,301
Man, she say me crying and
she said she needed a man
1727
01:14:31,368 --> 01:14:32,936
that was sensitive.
1728
01:14:34,171 --> 01:14:37,641
- Nigga, get your naked
asses up out of here.
1729
01:14:38,809 --> 01:14:40,877
My parents is downstairs.
1730
01:14:42,679 --> 01:14:43,513
Jackass.
1731
01:14:45,649 --> 01:14:48,685
(tense music)
1732
01:14:48,785 --> 01:14:51,155
(chattering)
1733
01:14:54,492 --> 01:14:56,759
- All you do is nag,
nag, nag, nag, nag.
1734
01:14:56,827 --> 01:14:59,295
(chattering)
1735
01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:08,304
What you doing boy?
1736
01:15:09,674 --> 01:15:12,008
- Oh, I was just giving
y'all a turn down.
1737
01:15:12,075 --> 01:15:13,677
Check it, check it.
1738
01:15:17,147 --> 01:15:17,981
Skittle.
1739
01:15:22,753 --> 01:15:25,488
OK, I'm gonna get out of
here so y'all can take a nap.
1740
01:15:25,556 --> 01:15:28,058
But first, I want you to see
what I did to the bathroom,
1741
01:15:28,158 --> 01:15:29,893
to welcome you home.
1742
01:15:29,993 --> 01:15:32,362
(chattering)
1743
01:15:38,068 --> 01:15:40,870
Look to the left of the toilet.
1744
01:15:40,937 --> 01:15:42,072
It's two ply.
1745
01:15:43,006 --> 01:15:46,243
(hip hop music)
1746
01:15:46,343 --> 01:15:48,578
(laughing)
1747
01:15:51,716 --> 01:15:54,585
- I don't know what you
up to, but at least you
1748
01:15:54,685 --> 01:15:57,020
cleaned the bathroom.
1749
01:15:57,087 --> 01:15:59,923
- The whole house going crazy.
1750
01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:02,092
(smashing)
1751
01:16:02,193 --> 01:16:04,661
- What was that noise, Cedric?
- I'm sure it was
1752
01:16:04,729 --> 01:16:07,264
probably nothing, you
kids get some rest,
1753
01:16:07,364 --> 01:16:09,432
and I'll go check it out.
1754
01:16:14,471 --> 01:16:17,207
- Robin, didn't I tell you
about eating in this bed?
1755
01:16:17,274 --> 01:16:19,576
There are crumbs everywhere.
1756
01:16:19,643 --> 01:16:22,746
- I told you, I
don't eat in bed.
1757
01:16:22,813 --> 01:16:24,581
- Well, I haven't been
eating in the bed,
1758
01:16:24,648 --> 01:16:26,916
and you're the only other
person sleeping in it.
1759
01:16:26,983 --> 01:16:28,585
You had to do it.
1760
01:16:28,652 --> 01:16:32,456
- I haven't had nothing
in this bed since 1976,
1761
01:16:32,556 --> 01:16:34,224
when I ate your ass.
1762
01:16:37,428 --> 01:16:38,461
What the hell?
1763
01:16:40,231 --> 01:16:42,965
- Who the hell are those,
'cause they sure ain't mine.
1764
01:16:43,066 --> 01:16:44,801
- We know they
ain't yours, shit.
1765
01:16:44,902 --> 01:16:46,303
You couldn't get
a finger in these,
1766
01:16:46,403 --> 01:16:48,272
much less your big ass.
1767
01:16:50,108 --> 01:16:53,743
Whoever it is, they
need to wipe their ass.
1768
01:16:55,979 --> 01:16:56,813
Cedric.
1769
01:17:01,752 --> 01:17:03,486
♪ I like the way
you shake that ass ♪
1770
01:17:03,587 --> 01:17:05,722
♪ I like the way you shake,
shake, shake that ass ♪
1771
01:17:05,790 --> 01:17:06,924
♪ I like the way you shake it
1772
01:17:06,991 --> 01:17:08,591
♪ I like the way you shake it
1773
01:17:08,659 --> 01:17:10,160
♪ I like the way, I like
the way, I like the way ♪
1774
01:17:10,261 --> 01:17:11,761
♪ I like the way, I like
the way you shake that ass ♪
1775
01:17:11,828 --> 01:17:13,330
♪ Freak nasty
1776
01:17:13,431 --> 01:17:15,298
♪ Wouldn't be caught with
the booty getting past me ♪
1777
01:17:15,365 --> 01:17:17,300
♪ 2000 zero zero just had me
1778
01:17:17,367 --> 01:17:19,970
♪ Shake that ass, shake
that ass for daddy ♪
1779
01:17:20,037 --> 01:17:22,105
♪ My nail top down
creeping up real slow ♪
1780
01:17:22,172 --> 01:17:24,141
♪ Another ass all good to go
1781
01:17:24,208 --> 01:17:26,343
♪ See that body,
got my eyes open ♪
1782
01:17:26,444 --> 01:17:28,978
♪ Please stop, shake that
ass over here on my block ♪
1783
01:17:29,045 --> 01:17:30,847
♪ Having fantasies
1784
01:17:30,948 --> 01:17:33,783
♪ See you shaking that ass in
the Q like you don't care ♪
1785
01:17:33,851 --> 01:17:35,752
♪ I'm addicted to
your attitude ♪
1786
01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:37,120
♪ I ain't trying to be rude
1787
01:17:37,188 --> 01:17:38,621
♪ But that booty
got me in the mood ♪
1788
01:17:38,689 --> 01:17:40,456
♪ I guess it only
take a little time ♪
1789
01:17:40,524 --> 01:17:41,825
♪ Between the weed
and the wine ♪
1790
01:17:41,892 --> 01:17:43,359
♪ Something about that
ass got me blind ♪
1791
01:17:43,460 --> 01:17:45,095
♪ So come and stand
right in front of me ♪
1792
01:17:45,163 --> 01:17:47,030
♪ Turn around, shake,
shake, shake that ass ♪
1793
01:17:47,130 --> 01:17:48,364
♪ Til a nigga leave
1794
01:17:48,465 --> 01:17:50,300
♪ I like the way
you shake that ass ♪
1795
01:17:50,368 --> 01:17:52,602
♪ I like the way you shake,
shake, shake that ass ♪
1796
01:17:52,670 --> 01:17:53,937
♪ I like the way you shake it
1797
01:17:54,005 --> 01:17:55,538
♪ I like the way you shake it
1798
01:17:55,639 --> 01:17:57,174
♪ I like the way, I like
the way, I like the way ♪
1799
01:17:57,241 --> 01:17:59,275
♪ I like the way, I like
the way you shake that ass ♪
1800
01:17:59,343 --> 01:18:00,944
♪ Freak nasty
1801
01:18:01,012 --> 01:18:02,145
♪ Wouldn't be caught with
a booty getting passed me ♪
1802
01:18:02,212 --> 01:18:04,614
♪ 2000 zero zero just had me
1803
01:18:04,682 --> 01:18:07,317
♪ Shake that ass, shake
that ass for daddy ♪
1804
01:18:07,384 --> 01:18:08,652
♪ I carry heartbreak
1805
01:18:08,719 --> 01:18:10,220
♪ My baby mama tore it up
1806
01:18:10,321 --> 01:18:11,955
♪ My man's watching, I love
it when she throw it up ♪
1807
01:18:12,023 --> 01:18:13,990
♪ Teardrop, I used
to cry heavily ♪
1808
01:18:14,058 --> 01:18:16,392
♪ Now I'm at the Q with
a thick ass ahead of me ♪
1809
01:18:16,493 --> 01:18:18,628
♪ H dub, hit me
with a six pack ♪
1810
01:18:18,696 --> 01:18:20,964
♪ She got ass, I love
the way the tits stack ♪
1811
01:18:21,032 --> 01:18:22,999
♪ I got pain but
she keeps bouncing ♪
1812
01:18:23,066 --> 01:18:25,401
♪ Mountains, thanks, girl
1813
01:18:25,502 --> 01:18:27,704
♪ Pop the butt, I love
the way you're bouncing ♪
1814
01:18:27,771 --> 01:18:29,973
♪ She got more body
than a '99 Mustang ♪
1815
01:18:30,041 --> 01:18:32,308
♪ Chasing the dream,
but a cat can't sweat ♪
1816
01:18:32,376 --> 01:18:35,178
♪ Ned telling you
lies like Debra Ka ♪
1817
01:18:35,246 --> 01:18:37,080
♪ I like the way
you shake that ass ♪
1818
01:18:37,181 --> 01:18:39,582
♪ I like the way you shake,
shake, shake that ass ♪
1819
01:18:39,683 --> 01:18:41,051
♪ I like the way you shake it
1820
01:18:41,118 --> 01:18:42,719
♪ I like the way you shake it
1821
01:18:42,786 --> 01:18:44,388
♪ I like the way, I like
the way, I like the way ♪
1822
01:18:44,455 --> 01:18:46,356
♪ I like the way, I like
the way you shake that ass ♪
1823
01:18:46,423 --> 01:18:47,991
♪ Freak nasty
1824
01:18:48,059 --> 01:18:49,026
♪ Wouldn't be caught with
a booty getting passed me ♪
1825
01:18:49,093 --> 01:18:51,161
♪ 2000 zero zero just had me
1826
01:18:51,229 --> 01:18:53,196
♪ Shake that ass, shake
that ass for daddy ♪
1827
01:18:53,264 --> 01:18:56,066
♪ Shake that ass, shake
that ass, shake it ♪
1828
01:18:56,133 --> 01:18:57,901
♪ It's big, can you
take it for real ♪
1829
01:18:57,968 --> 01:18:59,569
♪ Don't fake it,
bounce, bounce ♪
1830
01:18:59,636 --> 01:19:01,337
♪ As we roll in my house
1831
01:19:01,405 --> 01:19:03,006
♪ Down, blazing too
1832
01:19:03,074 --> 01:19:04,708
♪ A whole ounce, big booty
1833
01:19:04,775 --> 01:19:05,942
♪ Come sit down on my couch
1834
01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:07,176
♪ Do it to me
1835
01:19:07,244 --> 01:19:08,411
♪ Screw me, truly
1836
01:19:08,478 --> 01:19:09,779
♪ Barbecue on the grill
1837
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:12,448
♪ Press on my chest,
one two, mic check ♪
1838
01:19:12,549 --> 01:19:14,785
♪ Got all it's here
between your blue jeans ♪
1839
01:19:14,885 --> 01:19:16,052
♪ Peep the scene
1840
01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:17,186
♪ Lost in your saw
1841
01:19:17,254 --> 01:19:18,388
♪ Stuck in your butt
1842
01:19:18,455 --> 01:19:19,623
♪ Up in your butt
1843
01:19:19,723 --> 01:19:22,726
(hip hop music)
1844
01:19:22,793 --> 01:19:24,561
♪ How y'all feeling out there
1845
01:19:24,628 --> 01:19:27,764
♪ Versatile, red eye, Jedi
1846
01:19:27,831 --> 01:19:30,033
♪ Getting busy
1847
01:19:30,101 --> 01:19:31,534
♪ I'm in the studio,
you know what I mean ♪
1848
01:19:31,602 --> 01:19:35,137
♪ RSVP production, getting big
1849
01:19:35,238 --> 01:19:37,774
♪ For 98, how you feeling
1850
01:19:37,841 --> 01:19:40,143
♪ Sneak a butter finger
1851
01:19:40,243 --> 01:19:42,311
♪ Jump off the cliff
1852
01:19:42,412 --> 01:19:43,980
♪ Bungee with the get swift
1853
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,148
♪ Fact's not a myth
1854
01:19:45,248 --> 01:19:46,716
♪ Well equipped eject
1855
01:19:46,784 --> 01:19:47,951
♪ East nine is my
1856
01:19:48,018 --> 01:19:49,419
♪ I'm focused on a vision
1857
01:19:49,486 --> 01:19:50,720
♪ Reflected in a prism
1858
01:19:50,788 --> 01:19:52,154
♪ Effects of realism
1859
01:19:52,255 --> 01:19:53,423
♪ Off of who's the figure
1860
01:19:53,490 --> 01:19:54,757
♪ Take a picture
1861
01:19:54,825 --> 01:19:57,126
♪ Remember ever clever
verbal on the curve ♪
1862
01:19:57,193 --> 01:19:58,595
♪ Popping herbal smoke flash
1863
01:19:58,662 --> 01:20:00,429
♪ And finesse from the chest
1864
01:20:00,497 --> 01:20:02,131
♪ No rest, I relax,
when stress is less ♪
1865
01:20:02,198 --> 01:20:03,466
♪ I confess, hey
1866
01:20:03,533 --> 01:20:04,834
♪ Yes, yes, y'all
1867
01:20:04,935 --> 01:20:06,736
♪ Kick the ball over
the moon, supernova ♪
1868
01:20:06,804 --> 01:20:08,571
♪ Quasar maneuver
1869
01:20:08,639 --> 01:20:10,406
♪ Moving record
literal display ♪
1870
01:20:10,474 --> 01:20:13,943
♪ In 3D degree we
check one two three ♪
1871
01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:15,278
♪ For infinity
1872
01:20:15,345 --> 01:20:16,613
♪ Propelling history
1873
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:18,414
♪ Futuristic and majestic
1874
01:20:18,482 --> 01:20:20,416
♪ Publicly elected cassettes
1875
01:20:20,484 --> 01:20:22,585
♪ On sale for
retail with e-mail ♪
1876
01:20:22,653 --> 01:20:24,654
♪ From my crib in Brazil
1877
01:20:24,721 --> 01:20:25,755
♪ How we feel
1878
01:20:25,823 --> 01:20:26,956
♪ Sneak a butter finger
1879
01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:28,257
♪ Oh, Hershey's
1880
01:20:28,325 --> 01:20:29,526
♪ Mercy, mercy
1881
01:20:29,626 --> 01:20:30,827
♪ And never thirsty
1882
01:20:30,894 --> 01:20:32,161
♪ Satisfied from inside
1883
01:20:32,228 --> 01:20:33,630
♪ Like candy in the wrapper
1884
01:20:33,697 --> 01:20:36,432
(laughing)
1885
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,367
♪ Yeah, I peep you over there
1886
01:20:38,468 --> 01:20:40,102
♪ In your platinum style home
1887
01:20:40,170 --> 01:20:41,438
♪ Look inside
1888
01:20:41,506 --> 01:20:43,440
♪ No, ghetto fab's got
you all curious baby ♪
1889
01:20:43,508 --> 01:20:45,442
♪ But you ain't got to
have a lot of money ♪
1890
01:20:45,510 --> 01:20:47,811
♪ To be a black cat, you
know what I'm saying ♪
1891
01:20:47,878 --> 01:20:49,512
♪ Get over here in this Q girl
1892
01:20:49,579 --> 01:20:52,983
♪ Get over in this Q
1893
01:20:53,050 --> 01:20:54,951
♪ Getting with you ain't easy
1894
01:20:55,019 --> 01:20:56,553
♪ Nose up when you see me
1895
01:20:56,654 --> 01:20:58,555
♪ Just because I whistled at
you, you think I'm sleazy ♪
1896
01:20:58,656 --> 01:21:00,824
♪ I'm in your hood but my thug
life made you can't compete ♪
1897
01:21:00,891 --> 01:21:04,060
♪ With your mobile phone, page
1898
01:21:04,161 --> 01:21:05,294
♪ You need a player
with a navigator ♪
1899
01:21:05,362 --> 01:21:06,562
♪ That's page
1900
01:21:06,663 --> 01:21:07,864
♪ I need a partner
in this card game ♪
1901
01:21:07,931 --> 01:21:08,999
♪ Who got spades
1902
01:21:09,066 --> 01:21:10,300
♪ We parlay, we partake
1903
01:21:10,368 --> 01:21:12,702
♪ With a cartay, a
backyard barbecue ♪
1904
01:21:12,769 --> 01:21:13,903
♪ Bumping on Sharday
1905
01:21:14,004 --> 01:21:14,971
♪ You like to eat a spigle
1906
01:21:15,039 --> 01:21:16,540
♪ Drive a platinum Tahoe
1907
01:21:16,607 --> 01:21:18,041
♪ But babe, we can get
towed down to this bottle ♪
1908
01:21:18,108 --> 01:21:19,508
♪ Attracting the strong
1909
01:21:19,576 --> 01:21:21,144
♪ But baby girl, we
play in the pool ♪
1910
01:21:21,212 --> 01:21:22,879
♪ But don't let your
cardiac get in the way ♪
1911
01:21:22,946 --> 01:21:24,580
♪ Of a fling in the summer
1912
01:21:24,681 --> 01:21:25,882
♪ Don't care about the hummer
1913
01:21:25,949 --> 01:21:27,584
♪ All I want is
barbecue, volleyball ♪
1914
01:21:27,684 --> 01:21:29,185
♪ And your number
1915
01:21:29,253 --> 01:21:30,686
♪ Only stars I ever see
are flowing with gun ♪
1916
01:21:30,754 --> 01:21:32,022
♪ You better come
down to earth ♪
1917
01:21:32,089 --> 01:21:33,322
♪ And get some corn on the cob
1918
01:21:33,390 --> 01:21:34,590
♪ Come on
1919
01:21:34,691 --> 01:21:38,094
♪ You don't have to
be a star, baby ♪
1920
01:21:38,194 --> 01:21:39,328
♪ Come on, come on
1921
01:21:39,396 --> 01:21:41,731
♪ To be in my
1922
01:21:41,798 --> 01:21:43,233
♪ You don't have to
be a star, baby ♪
1923
01:21:43,300 --> 01:21:48,304
♪ You don't have to
be a star, baby ♪
1924
01:21:49,305 --> 01:21:53,242
♪ To be in my show
1925
01:21:53,309 --> 01:21:54,343
♪ Sexy fabulous
1926
01:21:54,411 --> 01:21:55,344
♪ Can I make you miss
1927
01:21:55,412 --> 01:21:57,180
♪ Candy kiss your lips
1928
01:21:57,248 --> 01:21:58,514
♪ Lace your fingers with chips
1929
01:21:58,582 --> 01:21:59,549
♪ Be my lady
1930
01:21:59,616 --> 01:22:00,717
♪ For you I be mister mister
1931
01:22:00,784 --> 01:22:02,184
♪ My last name will form
1932
01:22:02,252 --> 01:22:03,619
♪ Major game, versatile
1933
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:05,755
♪ Alias, buck wild,
I free style ♪
1934
01:22:05,822 --> 01:22:07,390
♪ Low key player
1935
01:22:07,457 --> 01:22:08,424
♪ To be your only man
1936
01:22:08,491 --> 01:22:09,458
♪ Plain and simple
1937
01:22:09,559 --> 01:22:10,860
♪ Want to be in like a dimple
1938
01:22:10,928 --> 01:22:12,629
♪ Eyes reflect my
physical frame ♪
1939
01:22:12,729 --> 01:22:13,963
♪ Ease the pain
1940
01:22:14,064 --> 01:22:16,032
♪ Softly caress the
parts of your body ♪
1941
01:22:16,100 --> 01:22:17,400
♪ That I know the best
1942
01:22:17,467 --> 01:22:18,701
♪ Hold your breath at night
1943
01:22:18,769 --> 01:22:19,969
♪ And shining armor
1944
01:22:20,070 --> 01:22:21,871
♪ Princess fly right
out the beauty parlor ♪
1945
01:22:21,939 --> 01:22:23,206
♪ Holla holla
1946
01:22:23,274 --> 01:22:25,207
♪ Got no dough so to
me still delicate ♪
1947
01:22:25,275 --> 01:22:26,609
♪ Chocolate on
1948
01:22:26,676 --> 01:22:28,077
♪ We talk on the phone
1949
01:22:28,144 --> 01:22:29,245
♪ It turns me on
1950
01:22:29,312 --> 01:22:30,613
♪ Not bars or the cars
1951
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:31,715
♪ You don't got to
be a star for me ♪
1952
01:22:31,782 --> 01:22:33,082
♪ Uh uh
1953
01:22:33,150 --> 01:22:38,120
♪ You don't have to
be a star, baby ♪
1954
01:22:38,187 --> 01:22:43,192
♪ To be in my show
1955
01:22:44,661 --> 01:22:48,397
♪ You don't have to
be a star, baby ♪
1956
01:22:48,465 --> 01:22:50,233
♪ To be in my show
1957
01:22:50,301 --> 01:22:51,968
♪ How do I tell her
that I miss her ♪
1958
01:22:52,035 --> 01:22:53,636
♪ And that I want her back
1959
01:22:53,703 --> 01:22:55,839
♪ Want her to come
my way again ♪
1960
01:22:55,939 --> 01:22:57,940
♪ Man, I don't know
1961
01:22:58,008 --> 01:23:01,244
♪ Just don't know, man,
what to do, what to do ♪
1962
01:23:01,312 --> 01:23:02,979
♪ Thinking back to better days
1963
01:23:03,046 --> 01:23:04,814
♪ And the way we used to be
1964
01:23:04,881 --> 01:23:05,949
♪ I reminisce
1965
01:23:06,016 --> 01:23:06,983
♪ Kissing your lips
1966
01:23:07,050 --> 01:23:08,318
♪ Rubbing your hips
1967
01:23:08,385 --> 01:23:09,752
♪ Ecstasy, me for
you and you for me ♪
1968
01:23:09,820 --> 01:23:11,354
♪ That's the way it went down
1969
01:23:11,455 --> 01:23:13,957
♪ And now you're not
around, I wonder why ♪
1970
01:23:14,024 --> 01:23:15,324
♪ Why why why why
1971
01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:16,526
♪ Looking up to the sky
1972
01:23:16,626 --> 01:23:18,161
♪ As the birds fly by
1973
01:23:18,228 --> 01:23:20,529
♪ Thinking what to say
for you to come my way ♪
1974
01:23:20,630 --> 01:23:22,532
♪ Yesterday I was in love
1975
01:23:22,632 --> 01:23:24,000
♪ Now today
1976
01:23:24,067 --> 01:23:25,301
♪ I'm all alone
1977
01:23:25,369 --> 01:23:27,170
♪ Maybe tomorrow
will bring an end ♪
1978
01:23:27,237 --> 01:23:28,838
♪ To the pain and sorrow
1979
01:23:28,905 --> 01:23:30,673
♪ Can I take back
the things I said ♪
1980
01:23:30,740 --> 01:23:32,041
♪ Things I did
1981
01:23:32,142 --> 01:23:35,111
♪ You got me wide open
like a cup with no lid ♪
1982
01:23:35,179 --> 01:23:37,047
♪ Can I say to you I'm sorry
1983
01:23:37,147 --> 01:23:39,015
♪ Accept my apology
1984
01:23:39,082 --> 01:23:41,951
♪ I would do anything for
you to acknowledge me ♪
1985
01:23:42,019 --> 01:23:44,286
♪ Don't be so cold
1986
01:23:44,354 --> 01:23:45,554
♪ So cold
1987
01:23:45,655 --> 01:23:47,356
♪ This ain't the
end of the road ♪
1988
01:23:47,423 --> 01:23:48,691
♪ We got time to fix it
1989
01:23:48,758 --> 01:23:50,526
♪ And can I please
come and visit ♪
1990
01:23:50,594 --> 01:23:53,395
♪ Your friends are telling me
that your number's unlisted ♪
1991
01:23:53,496 --> 01:23:55,832
♪ With all them new digits
1992
01:23:55,899 --> 01:23:57,066
♪ What I got to do
1993
01:23:57,167 --> 01:23:58,634
♪ Hey, boo, I'm
looking for you ♪
1994
01:23:58,702 --> 01:24:00,236
♪ I miss your snuck fit
1995
01:24:00,337 --> 01:24:03,006
♪ And I never want
to quit feeling it ♪
1996
01:24:03,073 --> 01:24:04,974
♪ Remember way back, way back
1997
01:24:05,042 --> 01:24:07,309
♪ We can still have that
1998
01:24:07,377 --> 01:24:10,779
♪ We can still have that
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