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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,034 - [Woman] Damn, look at all that stuff, 2 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:35,737 looks like y'all having a barbecue, huh? 3 00:00:35,837 --> 00:00:38,506 (hip hop music) 4 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:41,309 ♪ I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 5 00:00:41,377 --> 00:00:44,179 ♪ I like the way you shake, shake, shake that ass ♪ 6 00:00:44,246 --> 00:00:45,180 ♪ I like the way you shake it 7 00:00:45,247 --> 00:00:46,814 ♪ I like the way you shake it 8 00:00:46,882 --> 00:00:48,416 ♪ I like the way, I like the way, I like the way ♪ 9 00:00:48,517 --> 00:00:50,752 ♪ I like the way, I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 10 00:00:50,852 --> 00:00:52,353 ♪ Freak nasty 11 00:00:52,421 --> 00:00:53,420 ♪ Wouldn't be caught with the booty getting passed me ♪ 12 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:56,023 ♪ 2000 zero zero does have me 13 00:00:56,091 --> 00:00:57,858 ♪ Shake that ass, shake that ass ♪ 14 00:00:57,926 --> 00:01:00,494 ♪ My laptop creeping up real slow ♪ 15 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:02,564 ♪ Another ass all good to go 16 00:01:02,631 --> 00:01:04,699 ♪ See that body, got my eyes open ♪ 17 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:07,702 ♪ Please stop, shake that ass over here on my block ♪ 18 00:01:07,769 --> 00:01:09,037 ♪ Having fantasies with 'em 19 00:01:09,104 --> 00:01:10,604 ♪ See you shaking that ass 20 00:01:10,705 --> 00:01:12,006 ♪ In the Q like you don't care 21 00:01:12,074 --> 00:01:13,908 ♪ I'm addicted to your attitude ♪ 22 00:01:13,975 --> 00:01:15,276 ♪ I ain't trying to be rude 23 00:01:15,377 --> 00:01:16,911 ♪ But that booty got me in the mood ♪ 24 00:01:16,978 --> 00:01:18,545 ♪ I guess it only takes a little time ♪ 25 00:01:18,613 --> 00:01:20,181 ♪ Between the weed and the wine ♪ 26 00:01:20,249 --> 00:01:21,583 ♪ Something about that ass got me blind ♪ 27 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:23,184 ♪ So come and stand right in front of me ♪ 28 00:01:23,252 --> 00:01:25,386 ♪ Turn around, shake, shake, shake that ass ♪ 29 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:26,754 ♪ Til a nigga leave 30 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:28,590 ♪ I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 31 00:01:28,657 --> 00:01:30,858 ♪ I like the way you shake, shake, shake that ass ♪ 32 00:01:30,926 --> 00:01:32,193 ♪ I like the way you shake it 33 00:01:32,261 --> 00:01:33,894 ♪ I like the way you shake it 34 00:01:33,962 --> 00:01:35,530 ♪ I like the way, I like the way, I like the way ♪ 35 00:01:35,598 --> 00:01:37,798 ♪ I like the way, I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 36 00:01:37,899 --> 00:01:39,233 ♪ Freak nasty, wouldn't be caught ♪ 37 00:01:39,301 --> 00:01:40,467 ♪ With the booty getting passed me ♪ 38 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,737 ♪ 2000 zero zero just had me 39 00:01:42,805 --> 00:01:45,206 ♪ Shake that ass, shake that ass for daddy ♪ 40 00:01:45,274 --> 00:01:46,741 ♪ I carry heart break 41 00:01:46,808 --> 00:01:47,809 ♪ My baby mama tore it up 42 00:01:47,909 --> 00:01:49,210 ♪ My man's watching 43 00:01:49,278 --> 00:01:50,445 ♪ I love it when you throw it up ♪ 44 00:01:50,512 --> 00:01:52,246 ♪ Tear drop, I used to cry heavily ♪ 45 00:01:52,314 --> 00:01:54,748 ♪ Now I'm at the Q with a thick ass ahead of me ♪ 46 00:01:54,816 --> 00:01:57,118 ♪ H dub, hit me with a six pack ♪ 47 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:58,820 ♪ She got ass 48 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,922 (crickets chirping) 49 00:02:04,092 --> 00:02:06,761 (hip hop music) 50 00:02:07,996 --> 00:02:09,330 ♪ What what 51 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:11,399 ♪ Got the stars, 69 52 00:02:11,467 --> 00:02:14,235 ♪ I like what you do to me all the time ♪ 53 00:02:14,303 --> 00:02:18,006 ♪ Got the stars, 69 54 00:02:18,106 --> 00:02:20,108 ♪ What what what 55 00:02:20,175 --> 00:02:21,776 ♪ Got the stars, 69 56 00:02:21,844 --> 00:02:24,012 ♪ I like it when you do it to me all the time ♪ 57 00:02:24,112 --> 00:02:28,850 ♪ Got the stars, 69 58 00:02:28,951 --> 00:02:31,252 ♪ Well come on let's get it on before your mama be home ♪ 59 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,621 ♪ And you best dipping down to the break of dawn ♪ 60 00:02:33,689 --> 00:02:36,257 ♪ If Victoria got a secret than that bitch is a lie ♪ 61 00:02:36,325 --> 00:02:39,294 ♪ Because all my niggas know that I'm the piece of the pie ♪ 62 00:02:39,361 --> 00:02:41,261 ♪ If you want to be down 63 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:42,396 - Damn, baby. 64 00:02:43,965 --> 00:02:46,533 You got more stacks than a mother fucking 65 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:49,303 International House of Pancakes. 66 00:02:50,972 --> 00:02:52,306 - Are you ready? 67 00:02:55,076 --> 00:02:58,646 I'm about to give it to you so good. 68 00:02:58,713 --> 00:03:01,248 You jump up and slap your mama. 69 00:03:04,353 --> 00:03:08,022 - Hell yeah I'm ready, bring that shit over. 70 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:14,428 (moaning) 71 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:31,712 ♪ Bring me some of that doggy 72 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:33,381 ♪ And I'll fuck it with style 73 00:03:33,448 --> 00:03:34,815 ♪ You know mama gonna make it worth your while ♪ 74 00:03:34,883 --> 00:03:37,651 ♪ So give it up, give it up 75 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:40,354 (phone ringing) 76 00:03:45,193 --> 00:03:46,928 - Who this? - Hi, Cedric. 77 00:03:47,028 --> 00:03:48,929 It's your girl Gia. 78 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:50,498 I just wanted to say good morning. 79 00:03:50,566 --> 00:03:52,900 - Yo, baby, I'm trying to catch mad Z's right now. 80 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:54,669 I'm gonna hit you back in a few hours. 81 00:03:54,737 --> 00:03:57,038 - OK, toodles. - My girlfriend Gia 82 00:03:57,105 --> 00:03:58,772 always calling when I'm dreaming 83 00:03:58,873 --> 00:04:01,075 about my ex-girlfriend Marica. 84 00:04:01,142 --> 00:04:04,478 But I'll tell y'all about that later on. 85 00:04:07,148 --> 00:04:08,716 What's up? 86 00:04:08,784 --> 00:04:10,417 Please, I'm naked and I'm trying to take a doo doo. 87 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,020 - Boy, please. 88 00:04:12,088 --> 00:04:14,188 You ain't have no clothes on when I gave your ass life. 89 00:04:14,256 --> 00:04:15,889 Now hurry and get out of here and downstairs 90 00:04:15,957 --> 00:04:18,559 and help your father load that car, 91 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:19,894 and I mean now. 92 00:04:24,733 --> 00:04:27,468 Oh, I know you got decent clothes upstairs. 93 00:04:27,569 --> 00:04:29,770 Why you coming out of the house looking like this? 94 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:31,472 And where are your shoes? 95 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:32,740 - Hurry up, boy. 96 00:04:32,808 --> 00:04:35,143 I've been waiting on your ass for 20 minutes. 97 00:04:35,243 --> 00:04:36,244 - Sorry about that, Pop. 98 00:04:36,311 --> 00:04:37,779 What you need? 99 00:04:37,846 --> 00:04:40,381 - I want you to put them bags in the back. 100 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:41,915 - OK. 101 00:04:41,983 --> 00:04:43,317 You've been waiting down here for 20 minutes 102 00:04:43,418 --> 00:04:45,653 and you already brought the bags out? 103 00:04:45,754 --> 00:04:48,889 How come you didn't just put 'em in the trunk? 104 00:04:48,957 --> 00:04:51,959 - Because you need to do some work. 105 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:54,962 - Cedric, now you know your daddy got a bad back. 106 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:57,064 Just get over here and put your bags in the car 107 00:04:57,132 --> 00:04:58,633 and quit questioning him. 108 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,334 - What you talking about, I ain't got no bad back. 109 00:05:00,435 --> 00:05:02,503 - Well, it's not a news flash. 110 00:05:02,604 --> 00:05:04,605 You've had a bad back for years now. 111 00:05:04,673 --> 00:05:06,173 - You weren't complaining about that last night 112 00:05:06,274 --> 00:05:08,176 when I was doing your ass from a froggy style position, 113 00:05:08,276 --> 00:05:09,677 now was ya? 114 00:05:09,778 --> 00:05:14,082 - Well, you do have tendency to rise to the occasion. 115 00:05:14,149 --> 00:05:16,350 (laughing) 116 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:20,188 (coughing) 117 00:05:20,288 --> 00:05:22,957 (R and B music) 118 00:05:26,661 --> 00:05:29,363 (record scratching) 119 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:30,765 (groaning) 120 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:33,367 - Come on, man, what's wrong with you? 121 00:05:33,468 --> 00:05:35,703 I want the lawn mowed, the house cleaned, 122 00:05:35,804 --> 00:05:38,772 and most importantly, I want that backyard straightened up. 123 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,341 Especially the pool. 124 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:42,142 And don't have none of them two bit hos be messing up 125 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:43,678 around up in here while I'm gone. 126 00:05:43,745 --> 00:05:46,213 - What about two bit hootchy mamas, is that cool? 127 00:05:46,314 --> 00:05:47,982 - Boy, you want me to knock you into the middle of November? 128 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:50,151 - If it's the 15th, that's the only time y'all seem 129 00:05:50,218 --> 00:05:52,186 to buy groceries these days. 130 00:05:52,253 --> 00:05:54,621 Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding, Pop. 131 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:56,224 Just kidding. 132 00:05:56,324 --> 00:05:58,058 - Now look here. 133 00:05:58,159 --> 00:06:01,362 I know you're in your last semester at college, 134 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,297 so you a man now. 135 00:06:03,365 --> 00:06:04,932 Be responsible, OK? 136 00:06:06,267 --> 00:06:10,038 Because if you are, as a graduation gift, 137 00:06:10,105 --> 00:06:12,006 I might be able to work something on that '93 Jeep 138 00:06:12,073 --> 00:06:13,307 that you want. - For reals? 139 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:15,076 - That's right, that's right. 140 00:06:15,176 --> 00:06:16,844 I know how you feel. 141 00:06:16,912 --> 00:06:20,414 You're a horny little mother fucker all the time. 142 00:06:20,515 --> 00:06:22,383 So if you want to get your little booty thing going, 143 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,318 after you finish your work, 144 00:06:24,386 --> 00:06:26,887 you better carry your ass to a motel or to the back 145 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,188 of someone's car. 146 00:06:28,256 --> 00:06:30,892 Don't have my place smelling like ass. 147 00:06:30,959 --> 00:06:33,528 Because the only person allowed to pop cootchie 148 00:06:33,595 --> 00:06:35,930 in that castle is this king. 149 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:38,365 Got it? 150 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:42,403 (honking) 151 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,605 Woman, stop honking and horning me, God damn it. 152 00:06:44,706 --> 00:06:48,041 Can't you seem conversating man to man to my son? 153 00:06:48,109 --> 00:06:50,378 Shit, that woman drive a man crazy. 154 00:06:50,445 --> 00:06:51,845 Nag you to death. 155 00:06:51,913 --> 00:06:54,115 Make you want to commit suicide. 156 00:06:54,215 --> 00:06:55,449 Mohammad style. 157 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,151 Boy, listen. 158 00:06:59,654 --> 00:07:02,723 If you want to have one, two of your home boys over, 159 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:03,891 that's fine. 160 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:05,225 But no parties. 161 00:07:07,930 --> 00:07:10,264 - Don't worry, Pop, I won't let you down. 162 00:07:10,331 --> 00:07:12,967 - Oh, no, you won't let me down. 163 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,735 Let yourself down. 164 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,771 And your mama down. 165 00:07:16,838 --> 00:07:19,573 And that pretty little Jeep down. 166 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,448 - If you need anything, I left a note of where 167 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:29,784 we're gonna be staying on the fridge. 168 00:07:29,851 --> 00:07:34,589 And in case of an emergency, I left 911 number, too. 169 00:07:34,656 --> 00:07:36,590 See you later, be good. 170 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,427 (hip hop music) 171 00:07:42,430 --> 00:07:44,131 - Hey, nigga, let's go party. 172 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:45,866 - Hell no. - Why not? 173 00:07:47,135 --> 00:07:48,802 - Mega. 174 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,471 Bottom of the page. 175 00:07:51,807 --> 00:07:54,241 - Oh, damn, you getting this? 176 00:07:54,309 --> 00:07:55,375 - Yeah, damn. 177 00:07:56,377 --> 00:07:58,312 - Oh, that's tight right there. 178 00:07:58,379 --> 00:07:59,914 - Yep. 179 00:07:59,982 --> 00:08:01,114 Pop say all I gotta do is keep the house straight, 180 00:08:01,182 --> 00:08:04,652 mow the lawn, clean the backyard, the pool, 181 00:08:04,719 --> 00:08:08,388 and I'll be four wheeling my ass off, nigga. 182 00:08:10,391 --> 00:08:12,026 - Hey, man, when you get this, can I have your bus pass 183 00:08:12,126 --> 00:08:13,961 and your tokens? 184 00:08:14,028 --> 00:08:15,863 - Yeah, Darren. - Cool. 185 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,636 - Damn, this shit sure is dope. 186 00:08:21,703 --> 00:08:23,604 Definitely a ho magnet. 187 00:08:23,672 --> 00:08:25,706 - That's what I'm saying. 188 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,508 (laughing) 189 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:31,178 - Man, we could drop a funky ass barbecue 190 00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:33,280 and your moms and pops won't even know it. 191 00:08:33,348 --> 00:08:34,649 It ain't gonna take us 48 hours 192 00:08:34,716 --> 00:08:36,183 to clean this motherfucker up. 193 00:08:36,251 --> 00:08:39,487 - I don't know, man, Pops warned me about throwing a party. 194 00:08:39,554 --> 00:08:40,754 - That's right. 195 00:08:42,223 --> 00:08:44,025 He said don't have a party. 196 00:08:44,092 --> 00:08:47,561 He didn't say nothing about a barbecue. 197 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:48,495 - Nah. 198 00:08:49,564 --> 00:08:51,165 He didn't. - I can call my boy 199 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:54,368 Scotty, get him on the ones and twos, get my grandmother 200 00:08:54,435 --> 00:08:57,872 recipe for barbecue sauce, throw it up on the grill, 201 00:08:57,939 --> 00:09:01,042 we could charge niggas $10 to get in. 202 00:09:02,544 --> 00:09:05,846 We could put chips in our pocket and parley 203 00:09:05,914 --> 00:09:08,749 with a gang of bitches all jacked. 204 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:15,489 - Nah, man, I'm too close to getting me some wheels, man, 205 00:09:15,557 --> 00:09:17,457 I am not fucking it up. 206 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:21,562 - Ah, shit. 207 00:09:23,732 --> 00:09:24,899 - What? - Damn. 208 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,235 Radio not included, man. 209 00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:29,803 - Let me see that. 210 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,606 A car with no sound? 211 00:09:32,707 --> 00:09:36,376 Man, you best be keeping your ass on the bus for Spike Lee. 212 00:09:36,444 --> 00:09:38,946 - I saw your baby's daddy at the party with Tarika. 213 00:09:39,047 --> 00:09:40,614 - Oh no you didn't. - Yes, I did. 214 00:09:40,715 --> 00:09:42,917 You need to call him. - I know that low life-- 215 00:09:42,984 --> 00:09:45,553 - Check your man, he was with her. 216 00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:46,721 They were kissing. 217 00:09:46,788 --> 00:09:48,722 I'm serious, I am serious. 218 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:50,458 No, I'm not kidding. - Hey, ladies. 219 00:09:50,558 --> 00:09:51,959 Hey yo. 220 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:55,962 I was on my way to the beach, y'all ladies want to roll? 221 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:57,931 - To the beach? - Yeah. 222 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,500 - Yeah, let's go to the beach. 223 00:10:03,338 --> 00:10:05,038 Got some music, play us something we can groove to. 224 00:10:05,106 --> 00:10:06,506 Put the music on. 225 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,209 What is that? 226 00:10:09,277 --> 00:10:10,945 (hip hop music) 227 00:10:11,012 --> 00:10:12,747 ♪ How y'all feeling out there 228 00:10:12,814 --> 00:10:15,449 Is that what you call music? 229 00:10:15,516 --> 00:10:18,251 ♪ Getting busy 230 00:10:18,319 --> 00:10:21,455 - Oh, no, no, I can't do that, uh uh. 231 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,791 - Hold up. - Oh no. 232 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,260 - Hold up. - No. 233 00:10:26,328 --> 00:10:27,661 - When you roll the windows up it get clearer. 234 00:10:27,762 --> 00:10:30,864 You just gotta concentrate on the sound. 235 00:10:31,866 --> 00:10:33,901 All right, dogs, let's do this. 236 00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:35,969 But y'all keep it on the DL, I don't want everybody 237 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,471 and their mama showing up. 238 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:39,106 - Cool, cool, cool. 239 00:10:40,809 --> 00:10:42,709 Cool, it's on, it's on. 240 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:44,611 Yeah. 241 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,448 - Gonna get our shit on. 242 00:10:47,515 --> 00:10:50,184 (hip hop music) 243 00:10:54,522 --> 00:10:57,524 (smooth jazz music) 244 00:11:12,707 --> 00:11:13,874 - Robin, why don't you get out and go help 245 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,275 my sister with her bags? 246 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:16,977 - I ain't helping Virginia with shit. 247 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,213 I got a bad back, remember? 248 00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:20,815 (grunting) 249 00:11:20,882 --> 00:11:22,883 You feel that shit? 250 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,052 Must have felt that shit. 251 00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:31,025 Looking like Yoda. 252 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,194 - You got. 253 00:11:37,598 --> 00:11:39,867 - Look, look, look, look, like I said, girl, 254 00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:41,835 if you wear that bikini you be wearing 255 00:11:41,903 --> 00:11:45,806 down at the beach, I'll let your ass in for free. 256 00:11:45,874 --> 00:11:48,709 - Yo, how's it going, dog? - I get back with you. 257 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:51,645 It's all good, I done called everybody on the list. 258 00:11:51,713 --> 00:11:53,080 - How many people coming? 259 00:11:53,181 --> 00:11:57,317 - One, two, three, four, five, about 35. 260 00:11:57,385 --> 00:11:58,853 - About 35? 261 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,821 Nigga, it's only 20 on the list. 262 00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:02,723 - Forgot a couple of the freakazoids that might 263 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,092 cut me off the cootchie if they find out later 264 00:12:05,193 --> 00:12:08,762 that they didn't get an invite to the party of the year. 265 00:12:08,863 --> 00:12:10,197 - Nigga, I told you I didn't want everybody 266 00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:13,033 and their mama here, G. - Calm down. 267 00:12:13,101 --> 00:12:14,835 Look, the more motherfuckers we get in here, 268 00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:16,670 the more chips we're gonna clock. 269 00:12:16,738 --> 00:12:18,672 Speaking of which. 270 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,574 Give me $100. - What? 271 00:12:20,641 --> 00:12:22,776 - Yeah, man, that's the shit we need. 272 00:12:22,877 --> 00:12:25,746 You know, potato chips, dips, chronics and shit. 273 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,615 - Yo, I can read, nigga. 274 00:12:27,715 --> 00:12:29,383 - Hooked on phonics. 275 00:12:30,885 --> 00:12:33,454 - Alls I got is $25, man. 276 00:12:33,554 --> 00:12:34,722 How much you got? 277 00:12:34,789 --> 00:12:36,457 - Well, I got about, 278 00:12:39,894 --> 00:12:41,862 oh about 40. - $40? 279 00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:43,663 - No, 40 cent, nigga. 280 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,234 Shit. 281 00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:50,404 Hey, ask Delron, he got a job. 282 00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:51,738 - Delron. 283 00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:53,306 Yo, man, we need a C note to get the stuff 284 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,643 for the barbecue and all we got is $25. 285 00:12:55,743 --> 00:12:56,843 - And 40 cent. 286 00:12:58,079 --> 00:13:00,948 - How much can you kick in? 287 00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:03,884 - All I got is five dollars. 288 00:13:03,952 --> 00:13:06,286 - Man, you're gonna get your money back after the barbecue. 289 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,555 - Man, if I had it, I'd kick it in. 290 00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,257 All I got is five dollars. 291 00:13:10,325 --> 00:13:12,726 - Nigga, you've been working all summer. 292 00:13:12,794 --> 00:13:13,794 - All summer. - And all you got 293 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,496 is five dollars? - Five dollars. 294 00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:16,997 - Yeah, man. 295 00:13:17,098 --> 00:13:18,732 I had to give Letoya my last so she could 296 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,000 tighten up her weave. 297 00:13:20,101 --> 00:13:21,469 - Damn, you pussy whipped bastard. 298 00:13:21,536 --> 00:13:24,504 - Yo, man, we got 90 minutes to come up with $70. 299 00:13:24,605 --> 00:13:26,273 Now who do we know that could front us 300 00:13:26,341 --> 00:13:28,675 that kind of cash on this short of notice? 301 00:13:28,776 --> 00:13:30,077 - The only two people I kick it with 302 00:13:30,145 --> 00:13:32,279 is you two broke down mofos. 303 00:13:32,347 --> 00:13:33,913 - Shit, don't look at me, the only bitches I fuck with 304 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,782 is on accounting. 305 00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:39,186 They won't even let me look at the snaps. 306 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,789 Need a new job, nigga. 307 00:13:41,856 --> 00:13:43,991 ♪ Gotta get that money 308 00:13:44,058 --> 00:13:46,760 ♪ Gotta get that money 309 00:13:46,828 --> 00:13:49,262 ♪ Gotta get that money 310 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:51,031 ♪ Gotta get that money 311 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,098 (ringing) 312 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,634 - Who this? 313 00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,001 Yo, what's up, man? 314 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,670 So what's the haps? 315 00:13:57,705 --> 00:13:59,540 All right, man. 316 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,674 Yeah. 317 00:14:00,741 --> 00:14:02,476 Thanks anyway, dog. 318 00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:03,377 Later. 319 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,947 Yo. 320 00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:09,015 Roscoe couldn't come up with the in. 321 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:09,916 - Damn. 322 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,554 - Did you ask Marica? - Hell no. 323 00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:16,690 I ain't asking her for shit. 324 00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:19,727 - Ah, man, hey, you better chill out, dude. 325 00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:21,395 We on the paper chase. 326 00:14:21,496 --> 00:14:25,032 We trying to chill with some half naked hos in the process. 327 00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:28,001 You better swallow your pride, man. 328 00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:34,607 - All right, man, shit, I'll ask. 329 00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:40,514 Marica, the one I was dreaming about earlier, 330 00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:43,850 she my ex girl and we broke up over some silly shit. 331 00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:46,320 Kind of got that love hate thing going on. 332 00:14:46,388 --> 00:14:49,223 As a matter of fact, the only reason I'm dating Gia 333 00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:51,558 from the valley is to make Marica jealous 334 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:55,062 because I know she can't stand Gia's ass. 335 00:14:56,697 --> 00:14:58,232 - What is it, Cedric, don't you see I'm working? 336 00:14:58,299 --> 00:15:02,536 - Yeah, yeah, I seen that, and your hair looks so nice. 337 00:15:02,603 --> 00:15:04,839 Anyway, I need to borrow $70. 338 00:15:04,906 --> 00:15:06,440 (laughing) 339 00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:08,541 Come on, Marica, you know I wouldn't even step to you 340 00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:10,544 if I didn't really need the dough. 341 00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:14,048 - Are you yelling again? - No, I ain't yelling again. 342 00:15:14,115 --> 00:15:15,749 I need it for the barbecue. 343 00:15:15,816 --> 00:15:19,753 Charging $10 a head, expecting like 30 people, 344 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:22,923 we need your funds for the Q, drinks, and salad. 345 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,791 I mean, you'll have your money back by this afternoon 346 00:15:24,892 --> 00:15:28,795 with like, you know, two, three percent interest. 347 00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:31,565 - No, uh uh, it ain't going down like that. 348 00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,367 What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna loan you that money. 349 00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:35,803 But you gonna give me back 50% of the profit. 350 00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:37,304 - Hell, no, you tripping. 351 00:15:37,405 --> 00:15:39,472 See, that's why I don't like asking you for nothing. 352 00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:40,607 You always gotta be a bitch about it. 353 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:41,708 - Bitch. - Fuck that. 354 00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:43,043 Take your ass back to the store, 355 00:15:43,111 --> 00:15:44,711 I'll get the money from somebody else. 356 00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:46,279 - Whatever. - All right. 357 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,914 All right. 358 00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:51,652 50% of the profits is cool, I mean, 50. 359 00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:05,266 As usual, Big Ned was 45 minutes early to the barbecue 360 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,934 in case we needed some Q sample. 361 00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:10,570 Every time he come over, he eat up everything 362 00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:13,473 and want to put his big, black, crusty ass 363 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,175 in somebody's pool. 364 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,845 (groovy music) 365 00:16:27,688 --> 00:16:28,689 ♪ What's happening 366 00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:30,290 ♪ I see you tripping 367 00:16:30,358 --> 00:16:31,158 ♪ Trying to play that role like you don't know me ♪ 368 00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:32,026 ♪ Come into them all 369 00:16:32,126 --> 00:16:33,627 ♪ Diamonds and pearls 370 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:38,699 Damn, that had to be at least an eight on the Richter scale. 371 00:16:40,502 --> 00:16:42,803 ♪ 26, 36, this and I see you looking at the way ♪ 372 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,437 ♪ My TV is 373 00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:46,006 It was all to the good. 374 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,041 Me and Jeter was on our way back from the store 375 00:16:48,142 --> 00:16:50,344 with all the stuff for the Q. 376 00:16:50,411 --> 00:16:53,880 Moms, Pops, and Aunt Virginia was well on their way 377 00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:56,717 to my cousin's wedding in Oaktown. 378 00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:59,386 ♪ The lights down low 379 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,721 ♪ Sitting at the bar 380 00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,155 ♪ See it from afar 381 00:17:02,223 --> 00:17:05,392 ♪ Looking like a star, wondering who you are ♪ 382 00:17:05,493 --> 00:17:09,129 ♪ Baby, let's lost it and chocolate ♪ 383 00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:11,731 ♪ And you look so fine 384 00:17:11,832 --> 00:17:14,835 And Big Ned was back at the house with Delron, 385 00:17:14,902 --> 00:17:16,737 chilling with a donut. 386 00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:21,774 ♪ I've been waiting 387 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:29,850 - Where did all this Spam come from? 388 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,251 - Oh, man, I got this when you went to get some more ice. 389 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,552 I got the Spam. 390 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,787 - We are not serving Spam. 391 00:17:36,357 --> 00:17:38,659 - Come on, man, most niggas won't even know the difference. 392 00:17:38,727 --> 00:17:40,727 They'll think it's some ham or some shit like that. 393 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,863 - Fool, people pay good money for some barbecue. 394 00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:45,398 Not trying to take advantage of the homies 395 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,567 by substituting no Spam for ham. 396 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,835 - Come on, man. 397 00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:50,337 You've got to keep your eyes on the prize. 398 00:17:50,405 --> 00:17:53,540 The Kenwood, the two speakers, the abs, a gang of Khakis. 399 00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:57,077 We in a business venture, business venture, all right? 400 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,845 We got to keep costs low. 401 00:17:58,913 --> 00:17:59,913 Man, we hook up-- 402 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,781 - What's up, fellas? 403 00:18:01,882 --> 00:18:03,417 Damn, look at all that Spam, 404 00:18:03,484 --> 00:18:05,786 looks like y'all having a barbecue, huh? 405 00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,520 - Yeah, this afternoon. 406 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,088 Hey, hey, hey. 407 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:13,893 You're more than welcome to come through if you want to. 408 00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:20,400 - Really, should I bring anything? 409 00:18:20,468 --> 00:18:22,702 - Hey, get the fuck, what the fuck is a bitch 410 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:24,605 like this gonna bring? 411 00:18:24,672 --> 00:18:26,072 I mean, she bring that government cheese 412 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,875 up off the crib, your mom's gonna whoop that ass. 413 00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:31,111 - Don't be calling me no bitch, Jeter. 414 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,046 You need to shut your ugly ass up. 415 00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:35,382 - Oh, shit, she called me ugly. 416 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:36,883 Excuse me. 417 00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:38,251 Have you took a look in the mirror lately? 418 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,386 I mean God damn. 419 00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:41,622 - Yes, I have. 420 00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:45,058 And you confirm what I already know, 421 00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:49,596 that I am mad fine and I've got it going on. 422 00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:51,998 - Well, from where I stand, and that's pretty 423 00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:54,100 motherfucking close, you look like you've been 424 00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:56,470 whooped with four or five ugly sticks. 425 00:18:56,537 --> 00:18:58,505 I'm talking a Rodney King beatdown. 426 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:01,508 (grunting) 427 00:19:01,609 --> 00:19:04,945 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, chill. 428 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,913 Yo, man, chill, my man. 429 00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:08,481 You can't be squaring up to fight no girl. 430 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,582 - That's a motherfucking bear, 431 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:10,917 I'm gonna whoop that bear's ass. 432 00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:12,919 - Quit, quit, quit, quit, quit it. 433 00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,688 Just come to the party and get your boogie on. 434 00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:15,622 All right? 435 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,657 Just come get your boogie on. 436 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,292 Get your boogie on. 437 00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:22,529 Get your boogie on. 438 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,130 Get your boogie on. 439 00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:27,500 Swank it, swank it, swank it, swank it. 440 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,469 Do the brown, girl. 441 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,370 Bad ass. 442 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,473 Damn crackhead. 443 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,374 Stupid. 444 00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:36,743 Come on. 445 00:19:38,979 --> 00:19:40,814 - I'm scared, man, fuck this. 446 00:19:40,881 --> 00:19:42,315 I ain't going that way, man. 447 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,816 No, man, no. 448 00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:48,655 (hip hop music with indistinct vocals) 449 00:19:48,722 --> 00:19:50,223 - Yo. 450 00:19:50,324 --> 00:19:52,459 Can't believe they only had one pack of links. 451 00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:55,895 Let's roll up to the boy's market and get more links. 452 00:19:55,996 --> 00:19:57,497 - [Jeter] The one on the other side of the tracks? 453 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,065 - Yeah. 454 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,334 - Since you went away to school, Who Banks 455 00:20:01,402 --> 00:20:03,636 took over that whole side of tracks, man. 456 00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:04,904 - Who that? 457 00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:07,507 - Made up a bunch of old school niggas. 458 00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:09,142 I think they saw that original gangsta, 459 00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:11,678 decided to make a comeback on a motherfucker. 460 00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:14,014 - Man, I ain't scared of no old school busters 461 00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:16,049 perpetrating like they hard. 462 00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:19,052 - Word, shit, go get them hot dogs, then, nigga, shit. 463 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:20,353 That's my boy right there. 464 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,089 (hip hop music) 465 00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:32,932 - Maybe one pack is enough, I mean, cause what, 466 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,701 it's like five or six a pack? 467 00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:36,236 - Oh, man, you's a punk. 468 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,271 - I ain't no punk, I'm just saying, man, I mean, 469 00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:42,576 look at the time, dude, it's already 3:30, shit. 470 00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:44,244 Nigga, it's three motherfucking 30. 471 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,945 - Man, would you calm down? 472 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:48,849 We on sleepy time, that mean we got about an hour 473 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:51,385 before niggas start showing up to the pool party. 474 00:20:51,452 --> 00:20:53,119 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 475 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,021 We are not throwing a party. 476 00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:56,190 We're throwing a Q. 477 00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:57,090 Barbecue. 478 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,426 - Whatever. 479 00:21:01,395 --> 00:21:02,362 ♪ Listen up y'all 480 00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:03,697 ♪ Here comes the roll call 481 00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:05,932 ♪ This goes out to those who big ball ♪ 482 00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:07,734 ♪ Mama, player player 483 00:21:07,802 --> 00:21:09,269 ♪ If you're sporting Chuck Taylors ♪ 484 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,071 ♪ Or Armani and Alligators 485 00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:12,472 ♪ Who's in the house 486 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:13,640 ♪ Open up your mouth 487 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,541 ♪ The west, the east 488 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:17,077 ♪ And the dirty south 489 00:21:17,144 --> 00:21:19,846 - Hey, Delron, Delron, come here. 490 00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:24,417 - What's up, Shay? 491 00:21:24,485 --> 00:21:27,387 - What's up is this kill is booty. 492 00:21:27,455 --> 00:21:29,556 - Come on, Shay, I let you and your girls 493 00:21:29,624 --> 00:21:30,990 get in for free, look, look. 494 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,626 Just hang in there, all right. 495 00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:34,728 Cedric and Jeter will be back in a moment 496 00:21:34,796 --> 00:21:37,397 with the drinks, the munchies, look, 497 00:21:37,465 --> 00:21:39,432 it will be all on there, just trust me. 498 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,667 It will be fat. 499 00:21:40,768 --> 00:21:43,503 - Y'all ain't even got no music going on. 500 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:44,737 What you talking about? 501 00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:45,973 - Music, look. 502 00:21:47,341 --> 00:21:48,775 Why didn't you say so? 503 00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:49,676 Hold on. 504 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,414 Bam. 505 00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:56,850 This here plays Clarence Carter 506 00:21:56,951 --> 00:22:00,520 and We Be Stroking and the best of the Village People. 507 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,621 Any requests? 508 00:22:03,691 --> 00:22:05,659 - Dang, I know we gonna have a backyard 509 00:22:05,726 --> 00:22:08,127 full of motherfuckers who want to kick our ass. 510 00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:10,029 The only thing that could possibly take their mind 511 00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:11,364 off the fact that they starting to dehydrate 512 00:22:11,465 --> 00:22:14,400 is your boy Scotty is fucking it up. 513 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,672 What? 514 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:20,940 - Nothing. 515 00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:22,442 - It's not nothing, it's something, 516 00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:23,876 because you got that fucked up look on your face. 517 00:22:23,977 --> 00:22:26,012 - Man, I didn't fuck up shit, all right? 518 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,481 - What time did you tell Scotty to be there? 519 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,516 - Three o'clock. 520 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:30,850 - And what time he coming? 521 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,019 - He ain't. - Damn. 522 00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:35,488 Nigga, we ain't got no DJ? 523 00:22:35,556 --> 00:22:36,623 - Man, that motherfucker tripping 524 00:22:36,691 --> 00:22:38,825 over some old bullshit, man. 525 00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:40,060 - What you do? 526 00:22:41,328 --> 00:22:43,363 - Check this out. 527 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,698 I went up to the court to get my ball on. 528 00:22:45,766 --> 00:22:50,704 Just as I stepped on the court, Scotty start talking smack. 529 00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:56,676 - Look whose monkey ass showed up on the court. 530 00:22:56,744 --> 00:23:00,380 What's up, you non-basketball playing motherfucker? 531 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:03,149 You coming up here, man, you can't play no ball, bitch. 532 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:04,751 Come on, come on. 533 00:23:04,852 --> 00:23:07,253 - Man, shut your sushi-eating ass up. 534 00:23:07,354 --> 00:23:08,755 You ain't got no game, Scotty. 535 00:23:08,856 --> 00:23:10,323 Look here, in the game of basketball, 536 00:23:10,391 --> 00:23:14,060 we shoot shit in the hoop, not in a bowl of rice. 537 00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:16,996 Get your ass out of here. 538 00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:18,565 The stage was set. 539 00:23:18,632 --> 00:23:20,567 Me and this fake ass Theo was about to get our ball on 540 00:23:20,634 --> 00:23:23,402 one on one for high stakes. 541 00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:24,270 We bet 50. 542 00:23:25,305 --> 00:23:26,740 - $50? - 50 cents. 543 00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:31,477 (tense music) 544 00:23:37,384 --> 00:23:39,185 Scotty was up there getting lucky. 545 00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:41,487 All his stuff was going in. 546 00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,692 But I was having an off game. 547 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,962 I couldn't even throw a P in the ocean. 548 00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:52,032 It was 12 to zero. 549 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,034 Scotty was going up for the winning basket, 550 00:23:54,102 --> 00:23:58,204 and see what had happened was I fell and hurt my leg, right? 551 00:23:58,272 --> 00:24:00,774 So I had to stop the game because technically, 552 00:24:00,841 --> 00:24:03,577 I was down before the ball went in the hoop. 553 00:24:03,644 --> 00:24:04,944 You know what I'm saying? 554 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:07,280 (laughing) 555 00:24:12,085 --> 00:24:13,820 Where you going, man? 556 00:24:15,322 --> 00:24:18,058 - So the brother says, "Baby, aren't you forgetting 557 00:24:18,126 --> 00:24:22,495 "to put something on, don't you feel the draft?" 558 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,330 You get it? 559 00:24:24,431 --> 00:24:27,601 Her pants, Mitsy forgot her pants. 560 00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,502 You know, the draft. 561 00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:32,005 The breeze, the breeze blowing on her ass. 562 00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:33,473 The breeze. 563 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,474 The breeze. 564 00:24:37,478 --> 00:24:39,245 Oh, fuck y'all. 565 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:41,515 ♪ Gotta get that money 566 00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:43,983 ♪ Gotta get that money 567 00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,987 ♪ Gotta get that money 568 00:24:47,054 --> 00:24:48,254 - What's up, Scotty? - What's up, partner? 569 00:24:48,322 --> 00:24:50,056 What's going on, man? 570 00:24:51,659 --> 00:24:53,627 What's happening, what's up with the 911 on the page, man? 571 00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:55,195 - I need your help, dude. 572 00:24:55,296 --> 00:24:58,164 We're trying to have a barbecue and now I ain't got no DJ. 573 00:24:58,231 --> 00:25:00,767 I'm paying $150, dude. 574 00:25:00,835 --> 00:25:03,269 What's up, man, can you help a brother out? 575 00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:05,972 - Is that motherfucker right there one of the hosts? 576 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:06,873 - Yeah. 577 00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:09,342 - I can't take it. 578 00:25:09,409 --> 00:25:11,277 - Yo, I can pay you the 50 cent he owes you. 579 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,180 - Look, man, it ain't about money, right? 580 00:25:13,247 --> 00:25:15,882 It's about principal, man, you know what I'm saying? 581 00:25:15,983 --> 00:25:18,384 And that motherfucker's tripping. 582 00:25:18,485 --> 00:25:21,655 So, I might do it if his ass apologizes. 583 00:25:21,722 --> 00:25:23,156 - Oh no, fuck you kindly. 584 00:25:23,223 --> 00:25:24,057 No, man. 585 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,359 - Come on, man. 586 00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:29,996 Yo, all that man want you to do is apologize. 587 00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:31,697 Better get over there and say you sorry. 588 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,132 - Hell, no, man. 589 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,233 That's why they shot that guy in the back 590 00:25:34,334 --> 00:25:36,002 over some damn orange juice. 591 00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:38,371 - Fool, them people was Korean. 592 00:25:38,438 --> 00:25:41,374 Scotty Japanese. - Man, Japanese, Korean, 593 00:25:41,441 --> 00:25:42,642 it's all the same. 594 00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:44,310 Just like light skinned, dark skinned, black. 595 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:46,312 We all black, they all Asian. 596 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:49,882 - Dude, look, remember the mission we're on, dude. 597 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,517 We on the paper chase. 598 00:25:51,585 --> 00:25:53,353 I mean, you want the hos to call you fo 599 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:55,187 just because you rich and black? 600 00:25:55,255 --> 00:25:58,358 Or MC Hammer because your ass black and broke? 601 00:25:58,425 --> 00:25:59,859 - All right, man. 602 00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:03,362 (hissing) 603 00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:05,932 Sorry. 604 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,033 - I can't hear that, man. 605 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,735 - I said I'm sorry. 606 00:26:12,205 --> 00:26:13,773 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 607 00:26:16,077 --> 00:26:17,944 ♪ I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 608 00:26:18,045 --> 00:26:20,346 ♪ I like the way you shake, shake, shake that ass ♪ 609 00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:22,114 ♪ I like the way you shake it 610 00:26:22,215 --> 00:26:23,716 ♪ I like the way you shake it 611 00:26:23,784 --> 00:26:25,384 ♪ I like the way, I like the way, I like the way ♪ 612 00:26:25,452 --> 00:26:27,220 ♪ I like the way, I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 613 00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:28,788 ♪ Freak nasty 614 00:26:28,889 --> 00:26:29,789 ♪ Wouldn't be caught with the booty getting passed me ♪ 615 00:26:29,890 --> 00:26:32,058 ♪ 2000 zero zero just add me 616 00:26:32,126 --> 00:26:34,761 ♪ Shake that ass, shake that ass for daddy ♪ 617 00:26:34,828 --> 00:26:36,863 ♪ Hot nail, tough man, creeping up real slow ♪ 618 00:26:36,931 --> 00:26:38,798 ♪ Another ass all good to go 619 00:26:38,899 --> 00:26:40,800 ♪ See that body, got my eyes opened ♪ 620 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,935 (coughing) 621 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:45,071 - That chronic, boy. 622 00:26:45,139 --> 00:26:48,374 ♪ See you shaking that ass in the Q like you don't care ♪ 623 00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:50,309 ♪ I'm addicted to your attitude ♪ 624 00:26:50,410 --> 00:26:51,744 ♪ I ain't trying to be rude 625 00:26:51,812 --> 00:26:53,145 ♪ But that booty got me in the mood ♪ 626 00:26:53,246 --> 00:26:54,781 ♪ I guess it only take a little time ♪ 627 00:26:54,848 --> 00:26:56,449 ♪ Between the weed and the wine ♪ 628 00:26:56,516 --> 00:26:57,784 ♪ Something about that ass got me blind ♪ 629 00:26:57,851 --> 00:26:59,286 ♪ Come and stand right in front of me ♪ 630 00:26:59,353 --> 00:27:01,554 ♪ Turn around, shake, shake, shake that ass ♪ 631 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:02,822 ♪ Til a nigga leave 632 00:27:02,923 --> 00:27:04,891 ♪ I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 633 00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:06,959 ♪ I like the way you shake, shake, shake that ass ♪ 634 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,194 - Damn. - Fine. 635 00:27:10,131 --> 00:27:12,665 I'd cut my big toe off just to pick the lint 636 00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:14,100 off her panties. 637 00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:16,803 ♪ Wouldn't be caught with the booty getting passed me ♪ 638 00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:18,972 ♪ 2000 zero zero just have me 639 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:21,407 ♪ Shake that ass, shake that ass for daddy ♪ 640 00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:22,942 ♪ I'm Gary Heartbreak 641 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:23,976 ♪ My baby mama tore it up 642 00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,277 ♪ My man's watching 643 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:26,646 ♪ I love it when she throw it up ♪ 644 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:28,447 ♪ Teardrop, I used to cry heavily ♪ 645 00:27:28,515 --> 00:27:30,917 ♪ Now I'm at the Q with a thick ass ahead of me ♪ 646 00:27:30,985 --> 00:27:33,519 ♪ H dub, hit me with a six pack ♪ 647 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:35,654 ♪ She got ass, I love the way the tent stacked ♪ 648 00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:37,190 ♪ I got 649 00:27:37,290 --> 00:27:38,624 - Ta da. 650 00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:40,026 - Damn. 651 00:27:40,127 --> 00:27:42,261 This looks like more chips than waffles. 652 00:27:42,329 --> 00:27:44,431 - $580 worth of damn presidents. 653 00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:45,931 Ho, ho. 654 00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:47,566 - Cool, cool, cool. 655 00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:51,037 - Oh, man, I cannot wait to see Letoya, 656 00:27:51,138 --> 00:27:54,207 I can surprise her with that cold pack she's always wanted. 657 00:27:54,307 --> 00:27:55,775 - Lord, nigga. 658 00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:58,011 I want some prime ass pussy, because you be dumping 659 00:27:58,078 --> 00:28:00,480 chips in her lap like a motherfucking dump truck. 660 00:28:00,547 --> 00:28:01,981 - Just let me know when you see. 661 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:03,616 - There she go over there. 662 00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:04,917 - I'll be back. 663 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:07,052 ♪ Shake that ass 664 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:08,454 ♪ Shake that ass for daddy 665 00:28:08,522 --> 00:28:10,489 ♪ Shake the ass, shake that ass, shake it ♪ 666 00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:12,559 ♪ It's big, can you take it for real ♪ 667 00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:13,660 ♪ Don't fake it 668 00:28:13,727 --> 00:28:15,061 ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce 669 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:16,128 ♪ As we rolling by 670 00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:18,198 - Baby got back. - Girl, girl. 671 00:28:18,265 --> 00:28:21,033 - You're all breaking your neck trying to look at 672 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,635 that girl's booty. 673 00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:23,769 Not a trifle. 674 00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:26,872 - It's a barbecue. - That's what you do 675 00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:28,274 at the barbecue. 676 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:30,743 Look at that. 677 00:28:32,512 --> 00:28:34,313 - I'm looking at your back. 678 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,381 ♪ So hush the fuss 679 00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:36,682 ♪ Say shake that stuff 680 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,418 ♪ I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 681 00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:40,987 ♪ I like the way you shake, shake, shake that ass ♪ 682 00:28:41,055 --> 00:28:42,555 ♪ I like the way you shake it 683 00:28:42,622 --> 00:28:43,856 ♪ I like the way you shake it 684 00:28:43,924 --> 00:28:45,157 ♪ I like the way, I like the way ♪ 685 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:45,825 ♪ I like the way, I like the way ♪ 686 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,093 - Hey. 687 00:28:47,194 --> 00:28:48,394 - I'm looking, I'm about to get paid. 688 00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:49,695 How much we clocking? 689 00:28:49,763 --> 00:28:51,064 - I don't know, I ain't added it up yet. 690 00:28:51,131 --> 00:28:52,698 - Well, I'll start counting these heads myself 691 00:28:52,766 --> 00:28:54,500 and figure out how many chips you owe me. 692 00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:56,702 - Marica, now I wouldn't even be after it, 693 00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:58,738 because a lot of these bitties got a discount. 694 00:28:58,805 --> 00:28:59,939 - A discount for what? 695 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,409 - For being on my motherfucking VIP list. 696 00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:05,211 - Your VIP list. 697 00:29:05,278 --> 00:29:06,512 - Some right there. 698 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:07,847 That's right. 699 00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:08,948 - And how does that work? 700 00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,550 - Well. 701 00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:13,353 If they wearing a thong and got booty, that's half price. 702 00:29:13,421 --> 00:29:16,956 If they let me squeeze the booty, that's free. 703 00:29:17,057 --> 00:29:20,292 If they let me use the thong as like dental floss, 704 00:29:20,393 --> 00:29:22,929 I give their ass five dollars. 705 00:29:22,996 --> 00:29:24,597 - You know what, you got problems. 706 00:29:24,664 --> 00:29:25,931 - Just you, your mama got problems. 707 00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:28,067 - No, you know what? 708 00:29:28,135 --> 00:29:29,635 I'm not even gonna go there with you, 709 00:29:29,736 --> 00:29:31,104 because you ain't even worth it. 710 00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:32,471 Just don't play me out of my money. 711 00:29:32,572 --> 00:29:34,440 - Nobody trying to play you out of shit. 712 00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:35,909 You need to quit messing with that Sherm, 713 00:29:35,976 --> 00:29:37,277 making your ass paranoid. 714 00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:38,711 - Wait, let me tell you what you need to do 715 00:29:38,779 --> 00:29:40,980 because I'm tired. 716 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,148 - Hi, Ceddy-poo. - Hey. 717 00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:45,251 My Gia-poo. - Hi, Marica. 718 00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:49,322 - Hi, Gidget. - That's Gia. 719 00:29:49,422 --> 00:29:50,256 - My bad. 720 00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:52,325 Chris. 721 00:29:52,425 --> 00:29:53,326 Chris. 722 00:29:53,426 --> 00:29:54,260 Chris. 723 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:57,630 Yeah, you know Chris, don't you? 724 00:29:57,697 --> 00:29:59,198 - How y'all doing? 725 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,935 (hip hop music) 726 00:30:04,505 --> 00:30:07,506 - Oh my God, that's like my favorite song of all time. 727 00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:09,275 Baby, pull us through, please, please. 728 00:30:09,342 --> 00:30:11,511 - Anything for my Gia-boo. 729 00:30:15,782 --> 00:30:17,250 - OK, let's go. 730 00:30:17,318 --> 00:30:20,919 - Excuse me, but me and my baby is about to get pudding. 731 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:22,121 ♪ Ain't through 732 00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:23,756 ♪ Number solo 733 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:24,757 ♪ You're ringing my phone off the hook, take a look ♪ 734 00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:26,292 ♪ Fools at, got 'em shook. 735 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,961 ♪ If you're thinking about fucking with me, too ♪ 736 00:30:28,028 --> 00:30:29,628 ♪ And sucking with me, too 737 00:30:29,696 --> 00:30:30,929 ♪ And what about doing like you ♪ 738 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,333 ♪ Good idea 739 00:30:35,068 --> 00:30:37,937 - Nigga, you need to go check on the barbecue. 740 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,639 - Please. 741 00:30:39,706 --> 00:30:42,975 Choking me the fuck out anyway. 742 00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:44,510 ♪ Hardwood floor, can't take it no more ♪ 743 00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:46,645 ♪ Sorry, sorry, I got much game ♪ 744 00:30:46,713 --> 00:30:49,181 ♪ Like the Nintendo, Playstation, fuck you ♪ 745 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,150 ♪ Call me, 1-800 Amazing 746 00:30:51,218 --> 00:30:52,885 ♪ I guess that means I'm number two black dad ♪ 747 00:30:52,986 --> 00:30:54,386 ♪ I'm pimping at blood streams 748 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:55,688 ♪ I force together in the club scene ♪ 749 00:30:55,755 --> 00:30:57,223 ♪ Twice your ability 750 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:58,824 ♪ Twice your utilities 751 00:30:58,892 --> 00:31:00,393 ♪ Now I'm a two trouble double girlfriend ♪ 752 00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:02,061 ♪ You ain't feeling me 753 00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:03,830 ♪ What about this game that you claim at this barbecue ♪ 754 00:31:03,897 --> 00:31:05,198 ♪ Platinum at nights 755 00:31:05,265 --> 00:31:06,398 ♪ Too deep, my watch be sparking you ♪ 756 00:31:06,499 --> 00:31:08,001 ♪ Jumping in the sack, way back ♪ 757 00:31:08,068 --> 00:31:09,636 ♪ There's a plane here 758 00:31:09,704 --> 00:31:11,671 ♪ Baby, you foxy, want to be fucking you like Pam Greer ♪ 759 00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:12,705 ♪ The page nears 760 00:31:12,772 --> 00:31:14,140 ♪ Equal to making dove cry 761 00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:15,474 ♪ Hitting little splitting 762 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,043 ♪ Have you ass scream in the mud slide ♪ 763 00:31:17,110 --> 00:31:18,577 ♪ Two time ahead of you better the back drop ♪ 764 00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:20,680 ♪ Don't want to be nothing unless your digits ♪ 765 00:31:20,747 --> 00:31:21,748 ♪ Have my black box 766 00:31:21,848 --> 00:31:23,749 ♪ One two three four 767 00:31:23,850 --> 00:31:26,151 ♪ You ain't fucking me don't page me no more ♪ 768 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:29,155 ♪ One two three four 769 00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:31,323 ♪ I ain't fucking you unless you talking about dough ♪ 770 00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:33,726 ♪ One two three four 771 00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:36,161 ♪ If you ain't fucking me don't page me no more ♪ 772 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:38,665 ♪ One two three four 773 00:31:38,733 --> 00:31:41,601 ♪ I ain't fucking you unless you talking about dough ♪ 774 00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:43,202 ♪ Bad, bad, bad 775 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:44,536 ♪ I want the cash 776 00:31:44,604 --> 00:31:46,205 ♪ And I know that nigga wants some ass ♪ 777 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:47,440 ♪ Want suck on these 778 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:49,041 ♪ Better up the cheese 779 00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:51,610 ♪ So give me five carrots on a finger please ♪ 780 00:31:51,711 --> 00:31:54,247 ♪ Take me to the mall and buy me Prada ♪ 781 00:31:54,314 --> 00:31:56,716 ♪ And I'll tell my girls you're the real done dada ♪ 782 00:31:56,783 --> 00:31:59,184 ♪ Lace me up, frosting me 783 00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:00,420 - Ced, yo Ced. 784 00:32:01,955 --> 00:32:03,889 Playing if you're down. 785 00:32:05,459 --> 00:32:10,396 - Ceddy-poo, chicken fried delight totally on, let's do it. 786 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:15,567 - Y'all, I see you haven't gotten freaky, 787 00:32:15,635 --> 00:32:18,037 or you would know that you ain't got a pass. 788 00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:22,741 Any time he has to move his hips more than two minutes. 789 00:32:22,809 --> 00:32:24,643 ♪ Want to act like you was pressed ♪ 790 00:32:24,744 --> 00:32:26,879 ♪ By I knew you play to win 791 00:32:26,947 --> 00:32:28,648 ♪ But all it took was one time for me to put it down ♪ 792 00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:31,284 (groovy music) 793 00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:35,622 (chattering) 794 00:32:58,812 --> 00:32:59,945 (laughing) 795 00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:01,414 - I didn't know Buckwheat had a cousin. 796 00:33:01,482 --> 00:33:03,783 Where you been hiding at all these years? 797 00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:05,151 - Will you hand me a towel? 798 00:33:05,218 --> 00:33:06,585 - Oh, you want a towel? 799 00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:07,820 Or a relaxant? 800 00:33:08,721 --> 00:33:10,523 - A towel, Cedric. 801 00:33:10,623 --> 00:33:11,457 - Otay. 802 00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:15,995 (laughing) 803 00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,771 (chattering) 804 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,773 - Walk all over you like that? 805 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:29,308 Walk all over you like that. 806 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,176 - Excuse you. 807 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,012 - I said I'm sorry. 808 00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:34,713 I didn't mean to bump you. 809 00:33:34,814 --> 00:33:37,550 - Uh huh, you best be sorry. 810 00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:39,151 - You better be sorry. 811 00:33:39,219 --> 00:33:41,554 She walking away from you, Momo, get her. 812 00:33:41,654 --> 00:33:44,056 (chattering) 813 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:55,568 (laughing) 814 00:33:58,205 --> 00:34:01,674 ♪ Yeah, I peep you over there in your platinum style home ♪ 815 00:34:01,742 --> 00:34:05,210 ♪ Looking tight, no ghetto fab has got you all curious, baby ♪ 816 00:34:05,278 --> 00:34:07,713 ♪ You ain't got to have a lot of money to be a black cat ♪ 817 00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:11,017 - Cedric. - Hi, what's up, bro? 818 00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:12,384 You join the nation? 819 00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:13,919 - Sure enough, my brother. 820 00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:17,089 The most positive move I have ever made in my life. 821 00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:18,357 Lookie here. 822 00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:20,926 I want to give you your props on the shindig 823 00:34:21,027 --> 00:34:24,730 that you have put together today, my brother. 824 00:34:24,797 --> 00:34:27,533 Black folk coming together unite. 825 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,602 It's beautiful. 826 00:34:29,702 --> 00:34:30,669 - Thanks, man. 827 00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:33,606 - My only concern is the menu. 828 00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:37,677 Say it isn't so that you're serving barbecued pork ribs. 829 00:34:37,745 --> 00:34:41,613 Don't you know pork is like a drug killing black men? 830 00:34:41,714 --> 00:34:44,584 Heart attacks, high blood pressure, 831 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:50,055 impotence, pre-ejaculation, car jacking, 832 00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:53,092 gang violence, black on black crime, 833 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,529 all a result of eating pork. 834 00:34:56,597 --> 00:35:00,399 So, Cedric, are you gonna contribute to the conspiracy, 835 00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:04,470 by the white man, to bring down the black man, 836 00:35:04,571 --> 00:35:09,241 by serving this shit the blue eyed devil calls pork? 837 00:35:09,309 --> 00:35:12,111 - Yeah, well, actually, I was just in charge 838 00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:13,746 of inviting the people. 839 00:35:13,814 --> 00:35:15,648 Now, Jeter, he's in charge of the menu, he's the chef today, 840 00:35:15,749 --> 00:35:17,783 so you might want to holla at him, you know, 841 00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:21,520 he's right over there at the barbecue grill. 842 00:35:25,358 --> 00:35:27,993 ♪ Oh yes, feeling good, all so blessed ♪ 843 00:35:28,094 --> 00:35:30,930 ♪ Today gonna be a good day, not settling for less ♪ 844 00:35:30,998 --> 00:35:33,666 ♪ So when mom's getting up on that early morning stress ♪ 845 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:37,136 ♪ No sooner than she finished her lesson, I'm dressing ♪ 846 00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,571 ♪ Ready to carry out 847 00:35:38,639 --> 00:35:42,508 - Smoking that shit all the time, man. 848 00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:43,642 Shit. 849 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,177 What the hell? 850 00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:47,646 Get your shit before I burn it. 851 00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:49,681 - You ain't ready yet, man? 852 00:35:49,782 --> 00:35:51,951 How much longer? - You need to 853 00:35:52,018 --> 00:35:53,786 tighten your shit up, sasquatch. 854 00:35:53,854 --> 00:35:56,255 - Shouldn't worry about the Q. - You need to be worrying 855 00:35:56,323 --> 00:35:59,125 about your moppy little head, OK? 856 00:35:59,192 --> 00:36:02,027 (laughing) 857 00:36:02,128 --> 00:36:05,697 I finally figured out why you all in crack. 858 00:36:05,798 --> 00:36:08,167 - You pictured a basket birth? 859 00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:13,139 - Except I won't break you off with none of this. 860 00:36:13,206 --> 00:36:15,440 - You better get away from me. 861 00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:16,708 - Man, fuck y'all. 862 00:36:16,809 --> 00:36:20,645 Get away from me, you whatever you is. 863 00:36:20,713 --> 00:36:22,815 - I don't know why you tripping, G, 864 00:36:22,882 --> 00:36:25,484 you know you want me. 865 00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:27,519 That's all right. 866 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:30,389 - Break with that bullshit. 867 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,224 - One two three four. 868 00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:36,696 (chattering) 869 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:42,034 - Shit, man, no, no. 870 00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:45,504 - Yo, Big Ned, wake up. 871 00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:47,272 Big Ned, yo, Big Ned. 872 00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:50,842 - What'd you do that for, Ced? 873 00:36:50,910 --> 00:36:53,412 - Cause, your big ass wouldn't wake up. 874 00:36:53,513 --> 00:36:56,082 Yo, I need y'all to get out the pool for a minute. 875 00:36:56,182 --> 00:36:57,650 Ranesha want to get in. 876 00:36:57,718 --> 00:36:59,818 - Well, that's cool, I got room for baby on the round. 877 00:36:59,886 --> 00:37:01,353 - Man, she want to take a swim. 878 00:37:01,421 --> 00:37:02,921 She can't do that with your big ol' ass sprawled out 879 00:37:03,022 --> 00:37:04,823 like Shamu. - Come on, man, 880 00:37:04,891 --> 00:37:07,726 I'm comfortable. - Come on, Big Ned, man. 881 00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,328 Just for a little bit. 882 00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:11,363 Yo, besides, dog, I think the house needs a wreck. 883 00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:12,364 - For real? 884 00:37:14,133 --> 00:37:18,270 (rapping with indistinct vocals) 885 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,549 - In order to rise as a people, we must be 886 00:37:29,616 --> 00:37:31,751 on the same page, my brothers. 887 00:37:31,818 --> 00:37:35,387 We must consume the same food, my brother. 888 00:37:35,455 --> 00:37:39,592 A minimum of one bean pod a day is mandatory. 889 00:37:39,659 --> 00:37:42,728 Brothers who are eating pork are contributing to 890 00:37:42,796 --> 00:37:45,931 the conspiracy to bring down our people. 891 00:37:45,998 --> 00:37:48,701 If you are eating pork, you must stop it. 892 00:37:48,769 --> 00:37:52,238 That means you can't fuck around with no more ham. 893 00:37:52,305 --> 00:37:53,639 No hamhock. 894 00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:55,273 No chitlins. 895 00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:56,441 No bacon. 896 00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:58,544 And no more neck bone. 897 00:37:58,612 --> 00:38:02,648 You must sever yourself from the pig completely. 898 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,121 - Hey, hey, hey. 899 00:38:09,188 --> 00:38:11,623 Does that include Spam? 900 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:14,693 (smooth jazz music) 901 00:38:21,434 --> 00:38:23,869 - Oh, it is a scorcher today. 902 00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:28,107 It's hot in here. 903 00:38:28,174 --> 00:38:30,742 Driver, slow this thing down. 904 00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:31,843 Turn this music off. 905 00:38:31,944 --> 00:38:33,812 I can't even hear myself think. 906 00:38:33,879 --> 00:38:35,447 - Get off at the next exit. 907 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:36,782 I gotta pee. 908 00:38:36,849 --> 00:38:38,283 - Look at the damn rocks. 909 00:38:38,351 --> 00:38:39,918 - I ain't looking at anything right now, 910 00:38:39,986 --> 00:38:41,287 but your black ass. 911 00:38:41,354 --> 00:38:42,321 - Did you hear what I said? 912 00:38:42,388 --> 00:38:43,622 I got to pee. 913 00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:44,923 - Well, hold it, damn it, you got to wait. 914 00:38:44,991 --> 00:38:47,526 I'm making record time. 915 00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:48,860 Don't you fuck with my record. 916 00:38:48,961 --> 00:38:50,429 - Did you hear what my sister said? 917 00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:51,697 Stop at the next exit, let her use the bathroom. 918 00:38:51,798 --> 00:38:54,500 - Hell no. - What's wrong with you, man? 919 00:38:54,567 --> 00:38:56,034 - OK, if you don't get off now, 920 00:38:56,135 --> 00:38:58,671 I'm gonna pee in your backseat. 921 00:39:01,808 --> 00:39:05,978 ♪ Hold me, squeeze me, and love me, too ♪ 922 00:39:06,045 --> 00:39:09,115 (urinating) 923 00:39:09,182 --> 00:39:10,016 - What? 924 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:13,351 - Thank you. 925 00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:14,953 - Shit. 926 00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:17,422 Jabba the Butt strikes again. 927 00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:29,568 (phone ringing) 928 00:39:29,669 --> 00:39:31,203 - I told that bitch you was my man. 929 00:39:31,270 --> 00:39:33,405 She better quit fucking with you. 930 00:39:33,506 --> 00:39:35,574 And if I find out she's been there to visit you 931 00:39:35,675 --> 00:39:37,643 since you been locked up, I'm gonna commit 932 00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:40,879 to kicking that ass on both of y'all. 933 00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:41,780 Hold on. 934 00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:45,851 Hello. - Hello, may I speak 935 00:39:45,919 --> 00:39:47,886 to Cedric, please? - Call back, bitch, 936 00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:49,788 I'm talking to my man. 937 00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:52,558 Hello. 938 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:54,926 I don't know, some old ho. 939 00:39:55,027 --> 00:39:56,996 Nigga, I'm talking to you. 940 00:39:57,063 --> 00:39:58,063 Hold on. 941 00:39:58,130 --> 00:39:59,565 What? - What you doing 942 00:39:59,632 --> 00:40:00,699 on my phone? - Yo, OK, 943 00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:01,833 I got to go. 944 00:40:01,901 --> 00:40:03,168 This ain't my phone. 945 00:40:03,236 --> 00:40:04,703 I hear you, dog. 946 00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,004 I'm off. 947 00:40:06,072 --> 00:40:08,006 All right, I'll call you back. 948 00:40:08,074 --> 00:40:11,077 Nigga, don't call me collect, peace. 949 00:40:15,748 --> 00:40:18,417 (phone ringing) 950 00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:25,991 - Momo, Momo. 951 00:40:27,393 --> 00:40:29,695 What the fuck is wrong with you? 952 00:40:29,763 --> 00:40:32,197 You smoked my good crystal. 953 00:40:32,265 --> 00:40:33,532 What the hell's the matter with y'all, 954 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,933 don't y'all got any home training? 955 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,535 What you doing in the house, anyway, 956 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:39,204 I thought I told y'all to keep y'all ghetto asses out back. 957 00:40:39,272 --> 00:40:41,373 - I don't do what the fuck you tell me to do. 958 00:40:41,441 --> 00:40:43,108 I do what I want to do, nigga. 959 00:40:43,175 --> 00:40:45,210 I'm Momo, you better recognize. 960 00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:47,079 - Better recognize, she told you. 961 00:40:47,146 --> 00:40:48,313 - This here's my house. 962 00:40:48,414 --> 00:40:50,215 - Now I'm not sure who you might be hootchella, 963 00:40:50,283 --> 00:40:52,985 Queen Hootchie, but y'all are the hootchie fucks 964 00:40:53,086 --> 00:40:56,288 bow down to, but up in here, that don't mean shit. 965 00:40:56,355 --> 00:40:58,724 - Kick his ass now, hit it. 966 00:40:58,792 --> 00:41:00,158 - This gonna mean some shit is about to 967 00:41:00,259 --> 00:41:02,561 go upside your head one time, nigga. 968 00:41:02,629 --> 00:41:04,997 - Right. - Bring the noise, hootchella. 969 00:41:05,097 --> 00:41:06,898 - Wait, wait. 970 00:41:06,966 --> 00:41:09,367 (chattering) 971 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:15,274 Hold up, hold up. 972 00:41:15,341 --> 00:41:16,775 Hold up, hold up. 973 00:41:18,611 --> 00:41:20,345 Wait, before y'all start fighting, 974 00:41:20,446 --> 00:41:22,314 let me set up some shit out back so y'all 975 00:41:22,381 --> 00:41:23,915 can get your squab on. 976 00:41:23,983 --> 00:41:26,017 And we gonna make bets. 977 00:41:26,118 --> 00:41:27,919 My boy said, but I think I might have to go 978 00:41:27,987 --> 00:41:29,688 with Momo right here. 979 00:41:29,789 --> 00:41:31,089 All right. - You better bring 980 00:41:31,157 --> 00:41:33,692 the best song, nigga, what what. 981 00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:36,294 (chattering) 982 00:41:36,362 --> 00:41:41,000 (hip hop music with indistinct vocals) 983 00:41:53,379 --> 00:41:54,713 - That was good. 984 00:41:56,415 --> 00:41:57,582 - That was it? 985 00:42:02,689 --> 00:42:06,191 - [Cedric] What the hell is going on? 986 00:42:06,258 --> 00:42:07,860 - We was boning. 987 00:42:07,927 --> 00:42:10,462 And we now basking in the afterglow. 988 00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:13,032 - Yo, get over here right now. 989 00:42:18,571 --> 00:42:20,071 Yo, man, you ain't gonna be doing 990 00:42:20,172 --> 00:42:22,074 the naked humpty dance in my house. 991 00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:23,808 Y'all get dressed and take your asses out back 992 00:42:23,876 --> 00:42:25,544 like everybody else. 993 00:42:27,613 --> 00:42:30,749 And spray some Lysol, you got the whole hall 994 00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:32,350 smelling like ass. 995 00:42:35,054 --> 00:42:37,723 (ominous music) 996 00:42:39,792 --> 00:42:41,927 - Cedric, make love to me. - Hell no. 997 00:42:42,028 --> 00:42:44,195 - Please, Cedric, please. - Don't beg. 998 00:42:44,263 --> 00:42:46,097 Keep your dignity and put some clothes on. 999 00:42:46,198 --> 00:42:48,934 - Cedric. - Get your ass in there. 1000 00:42:50,603 --> 00:42:52,537 - Who are you talking to? - Oh, me? 1001 00:42:52,605 --> 00:42:54,673 Just talking to myself, you know how I be doing. 1002 00:42:54,741 --> 00:42:57,209 In the house, west side. 1003 00:42:57,276 --> 00:42:58,243 (laughing) 1004 00:42:58,310 --> 00:42:59,744 - Cedric, I need to talk to you. 1005 00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:00,779 - What's up? 1006 00:43:02,415 --> 00:43:04,416 - I just heard from a reliable source, ever since 1007 00:43:04,483 --> 00:43:06,051 we've been together, they've seen you with Kiki, 1008 00:43:06,118 --> 00:43:08,420 Michelle, and Regina. - What? 1009 00:43:09,822 --> 00:43:11,890 Girl, you can't be believing rumors. 1010 00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:14,393 Look, we're together now, and if we're gonna make it, 1011 00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:16,095 we gotta have trust. 1012 00:43:17,930 --> 00:43:19,098 OK, come here. 1013 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:24,736 - You're right, I'm sorry for questioning. 1014 00:43:24,804 --> 00:43:27,139 I mean, it's not like I just caught you with a naked woman 1015 00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:28,573 in your bedroom. 1016 00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,548 One. - Gia. 1017 00:43:36,616 --> 00:43:38,417 - Two. - Yo, Gia. 1018 00:43:38,484 --> 00:43:39,984 - Three. - It's not what 1019 00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:41,887 it looks like. - Do I look like 1020 00:43:41,955 --> 00:43:43,488 Boo Boo the Fool? - Look. 1021 00:43:43,589 --> 00:43:45,390 Nothing happened. - That's why Shay 1022 00:43:45,458 --> 00:43:46,992 ain't got no clothes on. 1023 00:43:47,093 --> 00:43:49,427 And it smells like ass all up and down this hallway. 1024 00:43:49,495 --> 00:43:51,463 - It smell like ass because people keep 1025 00:43:51,530 --> 00:43:53,898 fucking in my guest rooms. 1026 00:43:53,966 --> 00:43:55,601 - You know what, Cedric? 1027 00:43:55,668 --> 00:43:57,502 I'm out of here. 1028 00:43:57,602 --> 00:43:58,803 - Gia. 1029 00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,072 Gia. 1030 00:44:00,139 --> 00:44:01,740 GG. 1031 00:44:01,807 --> 00:44:02,607 Gia. 1032 00:44:05,478 --> 00:44:07,679 What's wrong with you? 1033 00:44:07,779 --> 00:44:08,847 Damn. 1034 00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:10,682 (phone ringing) 1035 00:44:10,783 --> 00:44:12,183 Who dis? - Hey, this is your mama. 1036 00:44:12,284 --> 00:44:15,320 Yeah, I called earlier, some hellfire 1037 00:44:15,387 --> 00:44:17,856 called me a bitch and hung up on me. 1038 00:44:17,957 --> 00:44:21,092 Oh, they're getting along well. 1039 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,460 Surprisingly well. 1040 00:44:22,528 --> 00:44:24,129 You know, we had to stop off and let Virginia 1041 00:44:24,197 --> 00:44:26,264 use the bathroom, I think something's wrong 1042 00:44:26,332 --> 00:44:27,766 with that girl's bladder. 1043 00:44:27,834 --> 00:44:31,336 Yeah, but she and Robin's getting along just fine, uh huh. 1044 00:44:31,403 --> 00:44:32,237 Yeah. 1045 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,508 OK, now you take care and take care of everything 1046 00:44:36,575 --> 00:44:40,145 while I'm gone now because we trust you, OK? 1047 00:44:40,212 --> 00:44:41,213 All right. 1048 00:44:41,313 --> 00:44:42,347 Mama love you, all right? 1049 00:44:42,414 --> 00:44:43,414 OK, bye bye. 1050 00:44:46,352 --> 00:44:48,487 ♪ How do I tell her that I miss her ♪ 1051 00:44:48,554 --> 00:44:50,122 ♪ And that I want her back 1052 00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:52,524 ♪ Want her to come my way again ♪ 1053 00:44:52,591 --> 00:44:54,159 ♪ Man, I don't know 1054 00:44:54,227 --> 00:44:57,896 ♪ Just don't know, man, what to do, what to do ♪ 1055 00:44:57,997 --> 00:44:59,564 ♪ Thinking back to better days 1056 00:44:59,665 --> 00:45:01,033 ♪ And the way we used to be 1057 00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:02,801 ♪ I reminisce, kissing your lips ♪ 1058 00:45:02,869 --> 00:45:04,503 ♪ Rubbing your hips, ecstasy 1059 00:45:04,570 --> 00:45:05,904 ♪ Me for you, and you for me 1060 00:45:06,005 --> 00:45:07,806 ♪ That's the way it went down 1061 00:45:07,874 --> 00:45:09,474 ♪ And now you're not around 1062 00:45:09,542 --> 00:45:12,177 ♪ I wonder why 1063 00:45:12,244 --> 00:45:13,045 - Damn. 1064 00:45:14,947 --> 00:45:17,349 I heard you had fine ass Shay in the bedroom 1065 00:45:17,416 --> 00:45:19,317 and you didn't even hit it. 1066 00:45:19,385 --> 00:45:21,953 - True dat, true dat, true dat. 1067 00:45:24,523 --> 00:45:26,691 - Oh, man, tell me the reason why you didn't 1068 00:45:26,759 --> 00:45:28,159 hit Shay is because you're still sprung 1069 00:45:28,227 --> 00:45:29,761 on that bitch Marica. 1070 00:45:29,862 --> 00:45:31,697 - Hey, don't call her no bitch. 1071 00:45:31,764 --> 00:45:35,167 And no, I'm not sprung on her. 1072 00:45:35,235 --> 00:45:37,936 - By the way them veins is bulging off your neck, 1073 00:45:38,037 --> 00:45:41,940 I'd say you jealous as a motherfucker right about now. 1074 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,709 - Jealous of what? 1075 00:45:43,776 --> 00:45:45,343 That fool Alonzo? 1076 00:45:45,411 --> 00:45:46,912 Come on, man, that nigga look like 1077 00:45:46,979 --> 00:45:49,181 a broke ass Martin Lawrence. 1078 00:45:49,248 --> 00:45:52,117 (laughing) 1079 00:45:52,218 --> 00:45:53,518 - [Jeter] All right, man, see, we your boys, 1080 00:45:53,586 --> 00:45:56,121 you got to tell us something. 1081 00:45:56,222 --> 00:45:58,223 Shit, you didn't hit Gia, nor did you hit Shay. 1082 00:45:58,291 --> 00:46:03,228 And your ass is keeping that shit real secretive, 1083 00:46:03,296 --> 00:46:06,197 you ain't had no nana since you broke up 1084 00:46:06,265 --> 00:46:08,767 with that bitch Marica. 1085 00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:12,437 Either your ass is still sprung as a motherfucker, 1086 00:46:12,504 --> 00:46:16,475 or you just one of them gay type niggas. 1087 00:46:16,575 --> 00:46:17,976 - All right, man. 1088 00:46:19,479 --> 00:46:22,547 There's a reason why I didn't hit Shay earlier today. 1089 00:46:22,615 --> 00:46:24,983 I'm about to break it down for you guys. 1090 00:46:25,084 --> 00:46:28,653 - [Jeter] Let it be broke, motherfucker. 1091 00:46:28,754 --> 00:46:30,221 - [Cedric] You remember this morning when we was 1092 00:46:30,289 --> 00:46:32,290 chilling on the porch? - Oh, shit, 1093 00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:35,060 here comes fine ass Shay. 1094 00:46:35,128 --> 00:46:36,561 - What's up, Shay, hi, what you doing up here? 1095 00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:39,331 - Oh, she came to see me. 1096 00:46:39,432 --> 00:46:42,668 - I paged you last night, but you didn't call me back. 1097 00:46:42,768 --> 00:46:44,302 Why are you playing me? 1098 00:46:44,369 --> 00:46:45,804 - I'm not playing you, Shay. 1099 00:46:45,871 --> 00:46:48,907 I was gonna call you, but I've been busy. 1100 00:46:48,975 --> 00:46:49,908 I'm gonna call you. 1101 00:46:49,976 --> 00:46:51,744 - When? - Tonight. 1102 00:46:51,811 --> 00:46:53,078 - Tonight. 1103 00:46:53,146 --> 00:46:55,313 You're gonna call me tonight. 1104 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:56,682 - I'm gonna call you tonight. 1105 00:46:56,782 --> 00:46:57,849 - You better. 1106 00:47:01,854 --> 00:47:05,189 - Man, sit down. - Nigga, is you crazy? 1107 00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:06,925 Nigga, you know who that is? 1108 00:47:06,993 --> 00:47:09,961 Ever since the fifth grade, nigga that's been 1109 00:47:10,029 --> 00:47:13,265 the MVP of the hood, most valuable pussy. 1110 00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:14,599 She up here trying to give it to you, 1111 00:47:14,667 --> 00:47:16,701 you up here acting like Bill Cosby shit like, 1112 00:47:16,802 --> 00:47:19,771 I don't want the booty, I don't want the booty, 1113 00:47:19,839 --> 00:47:22,140 give me the Jell-O pudding. 1114 00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:24,175 - What y'all ain't know is that I'd already 1115 00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:26,278 got them drawers a week ago. 1116 00:47:26,345 --> 00:47:28,514 (moaning) 1117 00:47:37,556 --> 00:47:39,458 What's my name, what's my name? 1118 00:47:39,525 --> 00:47:40,492 - Cedric. 1119 00:47:40,559 --> 00:47:41,693 Cedric. 1120 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,562 - What is it? 1121 00:47:43,662 --> 00:47:46,398 What's my favorite shirt? 1122 00:47:46,498 --> 00:47:47,999 What? 1123 00:47:48,066 --> 00:47:48,900 What? 1124 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:52,537 Who my favorite player? 1125 00:47:52,604 --> 00:47:54,138 - Kobe. - Kobe who? 1126 00:47:54,206 --> 00:47:55,374 - Kobe Bryant. 1127 00:47:56,942 --> 00:48:01,580 - I think I can, I know I can, I know I can, I know I can. 1128 00:48:02,381 --> 00:48:04,449 (howling) 1129 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,628 (piano playing) 1130 00:48:32,644 --> 00:48:34,812 (humming) 1131 00:48:38,918 --> 00:48:40,718 (piano playing) 1132 00:48:40,786 --> 00:48:44,289 We did the freak nasty four days in a row. 1133 00:48:45,657 --> 00:48:47,859 But after each time, there was an odor, 1134 00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:49,761 stankiness in the air. 1135 00:48:51,397 --> 00:48:55,967 (R and B music with indistinct vocals) 1136 00:49:01,807 --> 00:49:06,911 Now, the stankiness turned out to be baby's panties. 1137 00:49:06,979 --> 00:49:11,083 They had skid marks the size of Compton. 1138 00:49:11,150 --> 00:49:14,486 ♪ Nobody can resist 1139 00:49:14,587 --> 00:49:16,654 Now, there was dookie crumbs on the couch. 1140 00:49:16,755 --> 00:49:18,423 Dookie crumbs on my Jimmy. 1141 00:49:18,490 --> 00:49:20,092 Dookie crumbs in the hall. 1142 00:49:20,159 --> 00:49:21,393 Dookie crumbs on the wall. 1143 00:49:21,461 --> 00:49:22,894 There was enough shit in that house to make 1144 00:49:22,962 --> 00:49:24,362 a dookie pot pie. 1145 00:49:25,631 --> 00:49:27,698 I got my shit and I left. 1146 00:49:29,302 --> 00:49:31,470 So ever since I left Shay's house that day, 1147 00:49:31,537 --> 00:49:35,140 I never looked at her with a romantic eye again. 1148 00:49:35,207 --> 00:49:36,908 I mean, being the gentleman I am, 1149 00:49:36,976 --> 00:49:40,244 I never brought that shit up, no pun intended. 1150 00:49:40,312 --> 00:49:42,414 Sister, she been chalking. 1151 00:49:42,482 --> 00:49:46,151 Bringing me cookies, cupcakes, calling me every hour 1152 00:49:46,218 --> 00:49:50,755 on the hour, paging me 24 seven, the whole nine. 1153 00:49:50,823 --> 00:49:51,990 - That's deep, Ced. 1154 00:49:52,057 --> 00:49:53,624 I mean, I heard of some fine female 1155 00:49:53,692 --> 00:49:55,693 having some stank pussy, but I ain't never 1156 00:49:55,794 --> 00:49:56,995 heard of nothing like this. 1157 00:49:57,062 --> 00:49:58,763 - Man, please, let me tell you something. 1158 00:49:58,831 --> 00:50:01,866 A bitch that fine can shit on me and I'll still 1159 00:50:01,967 --> 00:50:04,135 eat the pussy, I'll be like. 1160 00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:06,638 (chattering) 1161 00:50:07,739 --> 00:50:09,073 Chewing it down. 1162 00:50:10,643 --> 00:50:13,478 - What's up with that big ass Kool-Aid smile, Delron? 1163 00:50:13,546 --> 00:50:17,716 - Man, I just got through tearing Latoya's ass up. 1164 00:50:19,751 --> 00:50:20,852 Chilling now. 1165 00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:24,356 Gave her one of them super sperms, man. 1166 00:50:24,423 --> 00:50:27,058 Made the girl go in convulsions and shit. 1167 00:50:27,159 --> 00:50:28,860 I was tearing it up, I was like. 1168 00:50:28,927 --> 00:50:29,895 I was like. 1169 00:50:29,995 --> 00:50:31,496 What, what, what. 1170 00:50:31,563 --> 00:50:33,064 Go to the ground. 1171 00:50:34,033 --> 00:50:36,034 - Man, please. 1172 00:50:36,101 --> 00:50:38,336 So damn whipped, it's pathetic. 1173 00:50:38,403 --> 00:50:40,371 - Man, I ain't whipped. 1174 00:50:40,439 --> 00:50:45,377 If anything, I got a sperm from tearing up that poonani. 1175 00:50:45,444 --> 00:50:48,079 - Look here, I ain't trying to start nothing, 1176 00:50:48,180 --> 00:50:51,717 but Craig told Jimmy that Bill told Clinton 1177 00:50:53,085 --> 00:50:57,189 that they told Latoya that you can't fuck. 1178 00:50:57,256 --> 00:50:59,190 - What? - Yeah, that's right. 1179 00:50:59,258 --> 00:51:00,926 She said fucking you was so boring she'd rather 1180 00:51:01,026 --> 00:51:03,028 have an enema. 1181 00:51:03,095 --> 00:51:05,330 At least she can feel that shit. 1182 00:51:05,397 --> 00:51:07,632 (laughing) 1183 00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:11,035 - Yo. 1184 00:51:11,970 --> 00:51:14,639 Looks like Latoya's still horny. 1185 00:51:18,944 --> 00:51:20,712 (whistling) 1186 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:22,447 - Hey, I might have to go hit that shit there. 1187 00:51:22,548 --> 00:51:24,849 - Going after your business, going after your business. 1188 00:51:24,917 --> 00:51:26,851 - Dalmatian shirt ashy son of a bitch. 1189 00:51:26,919 --> 00:51:28,619 Hey look, y'all, I'm going back to the grill, 1190 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:30,187 I'm gonna cook up some shit. 1191 00:51:30,255 --> 00:51:31,590 Have me another. 1192 00:51:33,725 --> 00:51:37,128 - Hurry your ass up, you're burning the food. 1193 00:51:37,229 --> 00:51:40,098 - Yo, G, can I sample something? 1194 00:51:40,165 --> 00:51:42,601 - Yo, use the food sparingly. 1195 00:51:43,835 --> 00:51:44,903 ♪ Jump off the cliff 1196 00:51:44,970 --> 00:51:46,404 ♪ Bungie with the get swift 1197 00:51:46,471 --> 00:51:47,538 ♪ That's not a myth 1198 00:51:47,606 --> 00:51:49,374 ♪ Well equipped 1199 00:51:49,442 --> 00:51:51,042 - I want to talk about our sex life. 1200 00:51:51,110 --> 00:51:52,944 (whispering) 1201 00:51:53,011 --> 00:51:54,812 Oh, come on, I know we've been doing it all the time, 1202 00:51:54,913 --> 00:51:56,948 but we really never talked about the matter. 1203 00:51:57,015 --> 00:51:58,450 So I guess I just want to confirm 1204 00:51:58,517 --> 00:52:00,618 what I already know, you know what I'm saying. 1205 00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:02,120 - No, I don't. 1206 00:52:02,187 --> 00:52:03,655 What are you saying, Delron? 1207 00:52:03,755 --> 00:52:04,756 - Like this morning. 1208 00:52:04,823 --> 00:52:06,291 When we was doing sex in house, 1209 00:52:06,358 --> 00:52:08,459 you know, when we was doing a booty bump butt naked, 1210 00:52:08,526 --> 00:52:10,228 did you come? 1211 00:52:10,296 --> 00:52:13,131 - Did I come? - Did you climax? 1212 00:52:13,198 --> 00:52:15,166 I mean, it's not a trick question, Latoya. 1213 00:52:15,267 --> 00:52:17,068 - This is a barbecue, Delron. 1214 00:52:17,136 --> 00:52:20,238 I don't think this is the time or place 1215 00:52:20,306 --> 00:52:21,606 to be talking about our sex life. 1216 00:52:21,674 --> 00:52:23,341 - Oh, come on, Latoya, I just want to confirm 1217 00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:25,076 what I already know. 1218 00:52:25,144 --> 00:52:26,344 - What is that? 1219 00:52:28,046 --> 00:52:30,648 - That I'm the greatest of all time. 1220 00:52:30,715 --> 00:52:33,985 - Did you want to know the truth? 1221 00:52:34,052 --> 00:52:36,087 - Yeah, I'm a man, you know, give it to me raw, 1222 00:52:36,155 --> 00:52:38,423 don't sugar coat the shit for me. 1223 00:52:38,491 --> 00:52:41,159 - No, I did not have an orgasm today. 1224 00:52:41,226 --> 00:52:42,327 - You didn't? 1225 00:52:43,830 --> 00:52:46,764 That's cool, you know, I mean, a man can't get off 1226 00:52:46,832 --> 00:52:49,634 all the time, you know what I'm saying? 1227 00:52:49,702 --> 00:52:52,704 Well, look, look, when we was in your cousin Violet's 1228 00:52:52,805 --> 00:52:56,508 bedroom bathroom floor, you came then, right? 1229 00:52:58,877 --> 00:53:00,612 Well, that goes to say, you know, 1230 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,179 you best the pussy I've sure enough ever had, 1231 00:53:02,247 --> 00:53:07,185 I'm sure enough the best dick you've ever had, right, right? 1232 00:53:08,153 --> 00:53:08,887 Oh, shit, Latoya. 1233 00:53:10,155 --> 00:53:10,955 If I ain't the best dick you've ever had, 1234 00:53:11,023 --> 00:53:12,590 who in the hell is? 1235 00:53:15,494 --> 00:53:19,998 ♪ Mercy, mercy, thirsty, thirsty ♪ 1236 00:53:20,065 --> 00:53:21,532 That roly poly motherfucker? 1237 00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:23,334 You two were never an item. 1238 00:53:23,402 --> 00:53:25,069 - Look, before me and you got together, 1239 00:53:25,170 --> 00:53:28,039 Big Ned and I hooked up for a booty call. 1240 00:53:28,106 --> 00:53:30,375 That thing was bomb. 1241 00:53:30,442 --> 00:53:33,511 That was long, black, oh yeah. 1242 00:53:33,579 --> 00:53:35,713 - Hey, hey, hey, we can go without the play by play, OK, 1243 00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:36,581 thank you. 1244 00:53:38,016 --> 00:53:39,684 Out of all the motherfuckers a girl been with, 1245 00:53:39,751 --> 00:53:41,853 when does a nigga rank? 1246 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,088 - Silly, let's not go there. 1247 00:53:44,189 --> 00:53:46,924 - No, we started this shit, now we're gonna finish it. 1248 00:53:47,025 --> 00:53:50,161 - All right, out of 28 lovers-- 1249 00:53:50,229 --> 00:53:53,030 - You've been with 28 niggas? 1250 00:53:53,098 --> 00:53:57,935 - 25 niggas, one Puerto Rican and two Mexicans. 1251 00:53:58,036 --> 00:53:59,771 - Damn, that's a lot of motherfuckers. 1252 00:53:59,871 --> 00:54:01,773 - And I'd say you rank. 1253 00:54:06,644 --> 00:54:07,478 28. 1254 00:54:09,448 --> 00:54:11,449 But it's not like it's your fault. 1255 00:54:11,550 --> 00:54:15,119 I mean, you weren't given much to work with. 1256 00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:17,689 I mean, the first time I saw your dick 1257 00:54:17,757 --> 00:54:20,858 I said, "Damn, that shit looks like his naval." 1258 00:54:20,926 --> 00:54:22,927 But I mean, you know, Delron, 1259 00:54:22,994 --> 00:54:25,196 some I can handle, places, I know. 1260 00:54:25,264 --> 00:54:28,132 It just ain't working for me, babe. 1261 00:54:31,002 --> 00:54:32,570 It's cute, though. 1262 00:54:32,637 --> 00:54:34,105 It works, for you. 1263 00:54:36,141 --> 00:54:40,678 (hip hop music with indistinct vocals) 1264 00:54:42,814 --> 00:54:44,849 (crying) 1265 00:54:47,819 --> 00:54:49,320 - What's your problem, D? 1266 00:54:49,421 --> 00:54:52,623 - Trying to come to terms with being handicapped, dude. 1267 00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:54,325 - What you talking about? 1268 00:54:54,426 --> 00:54:56,627 - My dick, Ced, it's as small as 1269 00:54:56,694 --> 00:54:58,730 a motherfucking quarter, man. 1270 00:54:58,798 --> 00:55:00,665 - Man, Latoya just fucking with your head, man, 1271 00:55:00,766 --> 00:55:02,967 I'm sure your shit ain't that small. 1272 00:55:03,034 --> 00:55:04,636 - Come over here and look at it. 1273 00:55:04,703 --> 00:55:06,437 - Nigga, I'm not trying to look at your dick. 1274 00:55:06,505 --> 00:55:08,806 - You're supposed to be my road dog, man. 1275 00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:10,508 My partner. 1276 00:55:10,608 --> 00:55:11,943 I need you, Ced. 1277 00:55:13,211 --> 00:55:14,512 I don't want you to touch this dick, 1278 00:55:14,613 --> 00:55:16,748 I just want you to look at it. 1279 00:55:16,815 --> 00:55:17,649 Damn. 1280 00:55:18,817 --> 00:55:20,651 (crying) 1281 00:55:20,718 --> 00:55:21,552 Come here. 1282 00:55:24,956 --> 00:55:27,859 - Damn, nigga, where the rest of it? 1283 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,995 Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, man, 1284 00:55:31,062 --> 00:55:32,830 hey, hey, hey, don't think of it as little, 1285 00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:35,499 think of it as petite, it's petite. 1286 00:55:35,566 --> 00:55:37,134 You got a petite dick. 1287 00:55:37,202 --> 00:55:38,870 - Man, there's probably a gang of three year olds 1288 00:55:38,971 --> 00:55:40,671 running around with a dick bigger than mine. 1289 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:43,207 I got to pay my heirs, man. 1290 00:55:43,308 --> 00:55:45,142 Let me see your dick, man. 1291 00:55:45,210 --> 00:55:46,844 - What, nigga, I'm not letting you see my dick. 1292 00:55:46,911 --> 00:55:48,279 - Let me see your motherfucking dick. 1293 00:55:48,347 --> 00:55:51,049 - Delron, Delron, Delron, Delron, man. 1294 00:55:51,149 --> 00:55:52,984 Snap out of it, dude. 1295 00:55:53,051 --> 00:55:55,553 It's not the end of the world. 1296 00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:56,821 Huh. 1297 00:55:56,888 --> 00:55:57,722 Shit, man. 1298 00:55:59,257 --> 00:56:01,726 There's a gang of women out there who like brothers 1299 00:56:01,826 --> 00:56:03,794 with petite dicks. 1300 00:56:03,862 --> 00:56:05,696 I mean, I don't know any of them, 1301 00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:08,866 but I'm sure they're out there. 1302 00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:10,468 Huh? 1303 00:56:10,536 --> 00:56:12,537 Yo, yo, yo, quit acting like a punk. 1304 00:56:12,604 --> 00:56:14,539 Take this shit like a man. 1305 00:56:14,606 --> 00:56:16,474 I mean, look at Muzzy Bones, he didn't let being short 1306 00:56:16,542 --> 00:56:18,643 stop him from balling, and I'm sure he don't 1307 00:56:18,711 --> 00:56:21,712 let it stop him from fucking. 1308 00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:24,048 Anyways, man, don't even trip, 1309 00:56:24,115 --> 00:56:26,317 because there's penile enlargement places 1310 00:56:26,385 --> 00:56:27,986 that can help you. 1311 00:56:28,054 --> 00:56:29,887 I mean, I don't know if your dick gonna be like silicone 1312 00:56:29,954 --> 00:56:31,756 like some titties and shit, 1313 00:56:31,857 --> 00:56:35,192 but it might be something you want to look into. 1314 00:56:35,260 --> 00:56:39,530 D, D, D, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, look, look, D, 1315 00:56:41,767 --> 00:56:46,004 the best way to get over an old love, is to find a new love. 1316 00:56:46,072 --> 00:56:48,072 So get yourself together, pull your pants up, 1317 00:56:48,139 --> 00:56:50,275 and commit to macking, because there's a game 1318 00:56:50,375 --> 00:56:52,243 of booty out back. 1319 00:56:52,310 --> 00:56:55,112 Ghetto, dark chocolate booty. 1320 00:56:55,213 --> 00:56:57,381 Caramel booty, vanilla booty. 1321 00:56:57,449 --> 00:56:59,617 Hood rat booty, hootchie bootie, bootchie booty, 1322 00:56:59,718 --> 00:57:03,421 any flavor bootie you craving, it's out back. 1323 00:57:08,260 --> 00:57:09,727 All kind of ass, man. 1324 00:57:09,795 --> 00:57:13,231 - You're right, you're right, you're right, Ced. 1325 00:57:13,298 --> 00:57:14,298 Thanks, man. 1326 00:57:15,768 --> 00:57:16,734 - Hey, man, don't be trying to give me no loving 1327 00:57:16,801 --> 00:57:19,237 with your pants down. 1328 00:57:19,304 --> 00:57:21,405 (crying) 1329 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,149 (hip hop music) 1330 00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:43,827 Yo, what you doing in my room, G? 1331 00:57:43,928 --> 00:57:45,396 - Oh, what's happening, man? 1332 00:57:45,463 --> 00:57:46,731 Shit. 1333 00:57:46,799 --> 00:57:48,633 Nigga, I had a little bit too much to drink. 1334 00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:51,502 I got to lay down and get a nap. 1335 00:57:51,602 --> 00:57:52,436 - OK. 1336 00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:00,945 (sniffing) 1337 00:58:04,048 --> 00:58:06,684 You was boning in my room, wasn't you? 1338 00:58:06,785 --> 00:58:09,520 Damn, man, ain't a nigga's bed sacred no more? 1339 00:58:09,621 --> 00:58:10,988 - All these bitches out here, 1340 00:58:11,055 --> 00:58:12,590 you know I had to pull me some. 1341 00:58:12,658 --> 00:58:14,959 I was horny as a motherfucker. 1342 00:58:15,026 --> 00:58:16,060 Come on, man. 1343 00:58:17,295 --> 00:58:18,363 - All right, man. 1344 00:58:18,463 --> 00:58:19,997 - You know me, right. 1345 00:58:20,064 --> 00:58:21,832 Shit. - I ain't gonna player hate. 1346 00:58:21,899 --> 00:58:23,134 Play on, playa. 1347 00:58:23,201 --> 00:58:24,435 (laughing) 1348 00:58:24,503 --> 00:58:25,436 So what's up? 1349 00:58:25,504 --> 00:58:26,771 Don't keep a nigga in suspense. 1350 00:58:26,839 --> 00:58:28,806 Which one of them fine bitties did you pull? 1351 00:58:28,874 --> 00:58:31,809 Don't tell me, it was the one in the leopard G string bikini 1352 00:58:31,877 --> 00:58:34,712 with that long weave come down to the ass, 1353 00:58:34,813 --> 00:58:36,614 sort of look like a poor man's Tyra Banks. 1354 00:58:36,682 --> 00:58:37,949 - Yeah, yeah. - Or was it that 1355 00:58:38,017 --> 00:58:40,384 thick red boned sister with the big old butt 1356 00:58:40,485 --> 00:58:43,687 and them daisy dukes, ass look like it's doing something. 1357 00:58:43,754 --> 00:58:45,389 - Yeah, you know. 1358 00:58:45,490 --> 00:58:46,957 - Hurry up and get back in here boy, 1359 00:58:47,025 --> 00:58:49,326 so we can go for round two. 1360 00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:53,764 - Damn. 1361 00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:56,700 - Ew. 1362 00:58:56,767 --> 00:58:57,935 You on Lecrea? 1363 00:58:59,437 --> 00:59:01,673 - Come on, man, I got desperate, all right? 1364 00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:03,541 I had no pussy in so long, man, 1365 00:59:03,608 --> 00:59:05,709 I thought my dick was gonna fall off. 1366 00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:07,077 OK? 1367 00:59:07,178 --> 00:59:08,312 Keep this shit on the downlow, man. 1368 00:59:08,380 --> 00:59:10,248 Don't tell nobody. 1369 00:59:10,348 --> 00:59:11,749 - All right, man. 1370 00:59:11,850 --> 00:59:14,018 I ain't gonna tell nobody. 1371 00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:20,290 - Don't tell nobody. 1372 00:59:22,027 --> 00:59:23,561 ♪ I could do it better than you and ♪ 1373 00:59:23,628 --> 00:59:26,030 ♪ You'll never work it better than me and ♪ 1374 00:59:26,097 --> 00:59:27,731 ♪ If you wanna wanna 1375 00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:29,000 ♪ Baby baby 1376 00:59:29,068 --> 00:59:31,235 ♪ Don't be saying that it's all gravy ♪ 1377 00:59:31,303 --> 00:59:33,871 ♪ I ain't tripping because I know I'll be the baddest ♪ 1378 00:59:33,939 --> 00:59:36,574 ♪ Pure chocolate on the scene with the status ♪ 1379 00:59:36,641 --> 00:59:38,876 ♪ I be the black mattress 1380 00:59:38,944 --> 00:59:40,945 ♪ Throw like a Slinky wrapped around my ♪ 1381 00:59:41,045 --> 00:59:43,047 ♪ It's competition 1382 00:59:43,114 --> 00:59:44,449 - What? - Hey, yo, Ced, man, 1383 00:59:44,549 --> 00:59:45,583 why you tell everybody? 1384 00:59:45,650 --> 00:59:46,884 - I ain't tell everybody. 1385 00:59:46,952 --> 00:59:49,787 I told Big Ned and he told everybody. 1386 00:59:51,156 --> 00:59:53,024 Anyway, man, how long until the Q is ready? 1387 00:59:53,092 --> 00:59:55,192 People are starting to complain that they hungry. 1388 00:59:55,260 --> 00:59:56,761 - About 20 minutes. 1389 00:59:56,828 --> 00:59:58,629 Look, man, we out of cups, we ain't got no more plates. 1390 00:59:58,730 --> 01:00:00,731 What are we gonna do, eat off your mama's china? 1391 01:00:00,799 --> 01:00:03,534 - Hell no, these niggas done broke up enough shit already. 1392 01:00:03,602 --> 01:00:05,869 I just make a run to the store. 1393 01:00:05,937 --> 01:00:06,938 - All right. 1394 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,107 - How much longer for the barbecue? 1395 01:00:10,174 --> 01:00:11,742 - About 20 minutes. 1396 01:00:13,411 --> 01:00:15,213 - Oh, man, OK. 1397 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:16,114 Anything? 1398 01:00:17,348 --> 01:00:18,816 - Nope. 1399 01:00:18,917 --> 01:00:20,718 - I know some of them chicken and turkey, right? 1400 01:00:20,786 --> 01:00:22,120 - No, all we got is bad shit, 1401 01:00:22,187 --> 01:00:24,588 the kind of shit clog up your arteries, 1402 01:00:24,656 --> 01:00:26,824 have you dying like a motherfucker. 1403 01:00:26,925 --> 01:00:28,493 - I'm starving and everything, but I'm not about 1404 01:00:28,593 --> 01:00:29,994 to eat that junk. 1405 01:00:31,262 --> 01:00:33,097 I'm gonna have to go to the store. 1406 01:00:33,165 --> 01:00:34,131 - Hey, Ced, while you go to the store, 1407 01:00:34,198 --> 01:00:36,700 why don't y'all roll together? 1408 01:00:38,036 --> 01:00:39,803 - Why don't you get me some turkey? 1409 01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:40,704 - No. 1410 01:00:45,009 --> 01:00:46,344 - Punk. 1411 01:00:46,444 --> 01:00:48,946 (tense music) 1412 01:00:51,449 --> 01:00:53,684 - I had no luck with the markets in my hood. 1413 01:00:53,785 --> 01:00:55,787 So I was forced to go to the boy's market on 1414 01:00:55,854 --> 01:00:57,855 the other side of the tracks. 1415 01:00:57,956 --> 01:00:58,957 ♪ You know you love my stuff 1416 01:00:59,024 --> 01:01:00,023 ♪ Don't make me huff and puff 1417 01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:01,692 ♪ I got you feeling stuck 1418 01:01:01,793 --> 01:01:03,327 ♪ You just can't get enough 1419 01:01:03,394 --> 01:01:04,361 ♪ You know you love my stuff 1420 01:01:04,462 --> 01:01:05,964 ♪ Don't make me huff and puff 1421 01:01:06,031 --> 01:01:07,265 ♪ With the words I manifest 1422 01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:09,000 ♪ I could break your chest with no contest ♪ 1423 01:01:09,067 --> 01:01:11,668 ♪ I must confess I leave the microphone blessed ♪ 1424 01:01:11,736 --> 01:01:13,971 ♪ Respect, versatile, getting wild with this style ♪ 1425 01:01:14,039 --> 01:01:16,440 ♪ Meanwhile, your earhole is in my total control ♪ 1426 01:01:16,508 --> 01:01:19,877 ♪ I'm representing from HI to HP ♪ 1427 01:01:19,977 --> 01:01:21,111 ♪ You know the D 1428 01:01:21,179 --> 01:01:22,780 ♪ West end of south side 1429 01:01:22,848 --> 01:01:23,814 ♪ Where hustlers hide 1430 01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:25,049 ♪ Making money 1431 01:01:25,150 --> 01:01:26,717 ♪ I'm so laying low with the honey ♪ 1432 01:01:26,818 --> 01:01:29,454 ♪ Holding down the fort with a three two court ♪ 1433 01:01:29,521 --> 01:01:30,688 ♪ Yo, yo 1434 01:01:30,755 --> 01:01:32,122 ♪ I be a quarter of the dollar 1435 01:01:32,190 --> 01:01:33,157 ♪ A quarter after that 1436 01:01:33,224 --> 01:01:34,458 ♪ I'm on the track 1437 01:01:34,526 --> 01:01:35,693 ♪ With a collar on the crooked scholar ♪ 1438 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,495 ♪ Searching my brain for an answer ♪ 1439 01:01:37,562 --> 01:01:39,163 ♪ Play and seek and find 1440 01:01:39,230 --> 01:01:41,899 ♪ In their mind 1441 01:01:41,999 --> 01:01:45,002 (engine sputtering) 1442 01:01:53,378 --> 01:01:55,245 - Well, well, well. 1443 01:01:55,346 --> 01:01:58,149 You need to borrow a token? 1444 01:01:58,216 --> 01:01:59,383 (honking) 1445 01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:01,552 - Kiss the blackest part of my ass, Cedric. 1446 01:02:01,619 --> 01:02:02,887 - What happened? 1447 01:02:02,954 --> 01:02:04,489 Even though you acting salty, I'm still gonna 1448 01:02:04,557 --> 01:02:08,225 help you out, because that's the kind of gentleman I am. 1449 01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:09,394 Pop the hood. 1450 01:02:21,106 --> 01:02:23,608 Try to start this old raggedy ass hoopty up. 1451 01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:26,543 (engine starting) 1452 01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:29,680 - Thanks for fixing my ride, but you need not flex 1453 01:02:29,748 --> 01:02:32,082 that little bird chest. 1454 01:02:32,149 --> 01:02:33,217 It's kind of scary. 1455 01:02:33,284 --> 01:02:34,752 - Oh, I see. 1456 01:02:34,819 --> 01:02:36,053 Even though a brother help you out, you still gonna try 1457 01:02:36,121 --> 01:02:38,889 to clown, treat me like a motherfucking joke? 1458 01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:39,790 - Yep. 1459 01:02:49,434 --> 01:02:52,103 (hip hop music) 1460 01:02:53,170 --> 01:02:55,306 Come on, Cedric, get in. 1461 01:02:55,407 --> 01:02:57,708 I mean, I can give you a ride back to your crib. 1462 01:02:57,776 --> 01:03:02,246 That's the least I could do since you did fix my wheels. 1463 01:03:02,314 --> 01:03:03,947 Oh, come on, man, you're making me feel bad. 1464 01:03:04,014 --> 01:03:05,248 - You ought to. 1465 01:03:05,316 --> 01:03:06,750 I get under hood and get all greasy 1466 01:03:06,818 --> 01:03:08,252 and sweaty for your ass and in return 1467 01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:11,088 all you do is clown a brother about his chest? 1468 01:03:11,156 --> 01:03:13,390 You know I'm sensitive about my chest. 1469 01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:15,292 I be doing two or three push-ups a night 1470 01:03:15,359 --> 01:03:16,927 trying to get my shit tight. 1471 01:03:16,995 --> 01:03:18,262 Ain't my fault I got high metabolism 1472 01:03:18,329 --> 01:03:20,130 so that shit don't work. 1473 01:03:20,197 --> 01:03:21,999 - All right, I'm sorry, OK? 1474 01:03:22,099 --> 01:03:23,267 What's with you? 1475 01:03:23,335 --> 01:03:24,635 You know, I do know you're sensitive about 1476 01:03:24,702 --> 01:03:27,671 your chest and everything. 1477 01:03:27,772 --> 01:03:30,574 - Lucky I was in a good mood. 1478 01:03:30,642 --> 01:03:33,477 I could have clowned you about your trouble spots. 1479 01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:34,979 - What trouble spots? 1480 01:03:35,046 --> 01:03:36,647 - Like that thing that sits above your eyebrows, 1481 01:03:36,714 --> 01:03:38,782 the size of a watermelon. 1482 01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:40,984 - My forehead? 1483 01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:42,252 - Your eight head. 1484 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:43,253 Because it's about twice the size 1485 01:03:43,321 --> 01:03:45,656 of the average motherfucker. 1486 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:50,828 Don't get me started about that big ass mouth, 1487 01:03:50,895 --> 01:03:52,296 because with all that lipstick on, 1488 01:03:52,364 --> 01:03:54,632 it closely resembles a baboon's ass. 1489 01:03:54,699 --> 01:03:58,102 - OK, Cedric, OK, I got the point. 1490 01:03:58,170 --> 01:04:00,170 Now do you want a ride or not? 1491 01:04:00,237 --> 01:04:01,339 - Not. - Fine. 1492 01:04:03,708 --> 01:04:05,142 ♪ Intro number solo 1493 01:04:05,210 --> 01:04:06,443 ♪ You're ringing my phone off the hook ♪ 1494 01:04:06,511 --> 01:04:07,544 ♪ Take a look 1495 01:04:07,645 --> 01:04:09,146 ♪ Who's that, got 'em shook 1496 01:04:09,214 --> 01:04:10,514 ♪ Get you thinking about fucking with me, too ♪ 1497 01:04:10,581 --> 01:04:11,816 ♪ And sucking with me, too 1498 01:04:11,883 --> 01:04:13,818 ♪ And what about doing my crew 1499 01:04:13,885 --> 01:04:15,319 ♪ Good idea, man I swear 1500 01:04:15,387 --> 01:04:17,188 ♪ You ain't prepared for this here ♪ 1501 01:04:17,255 --> 01:04:20,057 ♪ Somebody tossing flossing ass cracks ♪ 1502 01:04:20,158 --> 01:04:21,692 ♪ Like G straps hung in the back ♪ 1503 01:04:21,759 --> 01:04:23,160 ♪ I got thunder and tracks 1504 01:04:23,227 --> 01:04:24,494 ♪ Kicking my ball sacks 1505 01:04:24,562 --> 01:04:25,896 ♪ What we here for on the hardwood floor ♪ 1506 01:04:25,997 --> 01:04:27,631 ♪ You can't take it no more 1507 01:04:27,699 --> 01:04:29,200 ♪ Sorry, sorry 1508 01:04:29,267 --> 01:04:30,534 ♪ I got much game like a Nintendo, PlayStation ♪ 1509 01:04:30,601 --> 01:04:33,637 ♪ Fuck you, call me 1-800 Amazing ♪ 1510 01:04:33,705 --> 01:04:35,305 ♪ I'm a two black guy 1511 01:04:35,373 --> 01:04:36,741 ♪ Pimping the blood streams 1512 01:04:36,841 --> 01:04:37,808 ♪ I force together 1513 01:04:37,876 --> 01:04:38,843 ♪ In the club scene 1514 01:04:38,910 --> 01:04:40,077 ♪ Twice your ability 1515 01:04:40,177 --> 01:04:41,211 ♪ Twice your utilities 1516 01:04:41,278 --> 01:04:42,245 ♪ Number two 1517 01:04:42,346 --> 01:04:43,313 ♪ Double trouble girlfriend 1518 01:04:43,381 --> 01:04:47,251 ♪ You ain't feeling me 1519 01:04:47,352 --> 01:04:49,486 - [Marica] Cedric, you need to get in the car. 1520 01:04:49,554 --> 01:04:51,022 This is hoo banger territory. 1521 01:04:51,089 --> 01:04:53,157 This out of the six o'clock, OK? 1522 01:04:53,224 --> 01:04:54,191 - What? 1523 01:04:54,258 --> 01:04:55,525 I ain't no punk, Marica. 1524 01:04:55,593 --> 01:04:57,928 I ain't scared of no hoo bangers. 1525 01:04:59,530 --> 01:05:02,132 (hip hop music) 1526 01:05:20,785 --> 01:05:23,787 (engine sputtering) 1527 01:05:26,257 --> 01:05:27,624 - Damn. 1528 01:05:27,725 --> 01:05:29,260 Get up and go look up under my hood. 1529 01:05:29,327 --> 01:05:31,462 - I ain't getting out the car in this neighborhood. 1530 01:05:31,562 --> 01:05:33,864 I mean, because my thigh. 1531 01:05:33,932 --> 01:05:35,966 It's like cramping. 1532 01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:37,234 - Yeah, right. 1533 01:05:42,740 --> 01:05:44,908 (barking) 1534 01:06:08,432 --> 01:06:10,601 (zapping) 1535 01:06:12,471 --> 01:06:14,004 I don't know why you got all that trash. 1536 01:06:14,105 --> 01:06:15,806 All it does is play sisters. 1537 01:06:15,873 --> 01:06:17,274 - I buy it for the articles, 1538 01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:18,742 it stimulates my mind. 1539 01:06:18,810 --> 01:06:20,344 - Yeah, right. 1540 01:06:20,445 --> 01:06:24,681 Something get stimulated, but it definitely ain't your mind. 1541 01:06:24,782 --> 01:06:26,817 You know what, if Chris was here, 1542 01:06:26,884 --> 01:06:28,752 not only would be carrying my groceries, 1543 01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:29,820 he would have bought 'em. 1544 01:06:29,887 --> 01:06:31,121 - That's because Chris is a punk. 1545 01:06:31,189 --> 01:06:32,656 - No, that's because Chris is a gentleman. 1546 01:06:32,723 --> 01:06:34,424 And you a jackass. 1547 01:06:34,492 --> 01:06:37,194 - Whatever. - Yeah, whatever. 1548 01:06:37,294 --> 01:06:39,263 ♪ You try to catch me 1549 01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:40,297 ♪ Baby 1550 01:06:40,364 --> 01:06:42,666 ♪ You try to stretch me 1551 01:06:42,733 --> 01:06:44,168 ♪ Yeah baby 1552 01:06:44,235 --> 01:06:46,203 ♪ You try to catch me 1553 01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:47,604 ♪ Baby 1554 01:06:47,672 --> 01:06:50,975 ♪ You try to stretch me 1555 01:06:51,042 --> 01:06:53,477 (chattering) 1556 01:06:56,381 --> 01:06:58,382 - Momo, why don't you take your low budget ass 1557 01:06:58,483 --> 01:07:01,852 back to the projects and leave us the fuck alone? 1558 01:07:01,919 --> 01:07:05,355 - No he did not try to clown me in front of my girl. 1559 01:07:05,422 --> 01:07:07,824 (chattering) 1560 01:07:11,328 --> 01:07:12,295 - Fuck you. 1561 01:07:12,363 --> 01:07:13,564 - Fuck me? - Fuck you. 1562 01:07:13,665 --> 01:07:15,399 - Nigga, you about to get yourself fucked. 1563 01:07:15,499 --> 01:07:16,500 - What? 1564 01:07:16,567 --> 01:07:18,636 What? - You ain't call 1565 01:07:18,704 --> 01:07:20,504 my mom a bitch, don't tell me he called my mama a bitch. 1566 01:07:20,571 --> 01:07:21,438 - Fuck you. 1567 01:07:22,907 --> 01:07:24,374 - My mother a bitch, what? 1568 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:25,575 You know what? 1569 01:07:25,676 --> 01:07:26,844 I got something for y'all ass 1570 01:07:26,911 --> 01:07:28,579 and your motherfucking. 1571 01:07:28,679 --> 01:07:31,081 (chattering) 1572 01:07:34,451 --> 01:07:35,252 - Shit. 1573 01:07:37,689 --> 01:07:39,390 - Don't they know fools get capped for shit like that? 1574 01:07:39,457 --> 01:07:42,359 Nigga, you done lost your motherfucking mind. 1575 01:07:42,427 --> 01:07:44,094 You don't know who the fuck I am, do you? 1576 01:07:44,194 --> 01:07:45,362 (shooting) 1577 01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:46,697 ♪ Try to catch me 1578 01:07:46,764 --> 01:07:47,764 ♪ Baby, take off your pants 1579 01:07:47,865 --> 01:07:50,033 ♪ You try to out stretch me 1580 01:07:50,101 --> 01:07:51,568 ♪ Yeah, baby, I'm worth the chance ♪ 1581 01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:53,503 ♪ You try to catch me 1582 01:07:53,571 --> 01:07:54,905 ♪ Baby, take off your pants 1583 01:07:54,972 --> 01:07:57,241 ♪ You try to out stretch me 1584 01:07:57,308 --> 01:07:58,909 ♪ Yeah, baby, I'm worth the chance ♪ 1585 01:07:58,976 --> 01:08:00,610 ♪ Off the hinges when I'm finished ♪ 1586 01:08:00,711 --> 01:08:02,246 ♪ You must run and teach the camel ♪ 1587 01:08:02,313 --> 01:08:03,880 ♪ Got you open from the stroking ♪ 1588 01:08:03,948 --> 01:08:05,715 ♪ And just with a little sample ♪ 1589 01:08:05,783 --> 01:08:08,085 ♪ All the ways I can make you run ♪ 1590 01:08:08,152 --> 01:08:09,886 ♪ Chasing me up the block with guns ♪ 1591 01:08:09,954 --> 01:08:11,588 ♪ Play with the hot dog, got the bun ♪ 1592 01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:13,057 ♪ I'm the gingerbread man 1593 01:08:13,124 --> 01:08:14,091 ♪ I'm number one 1594 01:08:14,158 --> 01:08:15,192 ♪ Too quick to catch 1595 01:08:15,260 --> 01:08:17,027 ♪ I got game you can't mack me 1596 01:08:17,095 --> 01:08:18,896 ♪ Your stuff and go 1597 01:08:18,963 --> 01:08:20,264 ♪ Must have been told 1598 01:08:20,331 --> 01:08:21,632 ♪ You can't trap me 1599 01:08:21,733 --> 01:08:22,933 ♪ What's the matter, don't like the chase ♪ 1600 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,435 ♪ Want to put scratch marks in my face ♪ 1601 01:08:24,502 --> 01:08:26,070 ♪ Try to be a joker play the ace ♪ 1602 01:08:26,137 --> 01:08:27,437 ♪ Catch by the K stead 1603 01:08:27,504 --> 01:08:29,372 ♪ Do the chase 1604 01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:30,474 ♪ Too fast for you 1605 01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:32,075 ♪ And you won't play me 1606 01:08:32,143 --> 01:08:35,712 ♪ Got 20 niggas and got the nerve to page me ♪ 1607 01:08:35,780 --> 01:08:37,047 ♪ Black cat don't fall 1608 01:08:37,115 --> 01:08:39,250 ♪ Don't like it when you play pretend ♪ 1609 01:08:39,317 --> 01:08:40,617 ♪ So put on your running shoes 1610 01:08:40,684 --> 01:08:42,753 ♪ Baby and let these games begin ♪ 1611 01:08:42,820 --> 01:08:44,888 ♪ I'm a guy who got game 1612 01:08:44,956 --> 01:08:46,490 ♪ And who got houses 1613 01:08:46,590 --> 01:08:47,924 ♪ You can have all that 1614 01:08:47,992 --> 01:08:50,461 ♪ But don't be using your blouses ♪ 1615 01:08:50,528 --> 01:08:51,962 ♪ That's what a brother try to run ♪ 1616 01:08:52,029 --> 01:08:53,764 ♪ Hurry, hurry, girl, go Mr. Fun ♪ 1617 01:08:53,832 --> 01:08:55,666 ♪ If you want to spread for the rent, you're done ♪ 1618 01:08:55,767 --> 01:08:57,734 ♪ You chase me, I don't chase you, I'm done ♪ 1619 01:08:57,802 --> 01:08:59,569 ♪ You try to catch me 1620 01:08:59,637 --> 01:09:00,904 ♪ Baby, take off your pants 1621 01:09:00,972 --> 01:09:03,006 ♪ You try to out stretch me 1622 01:09:03,107 --> 01:09:04,741 ♪ Yeah, baby, I'm worth the chance ♪ 1623 01:09:04,809 --> 01:09:06,643 ♪ You try to catch me 1624 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:08,345 ♪ Baby, take off your pants 1625 01:09:08,446 --> 01:09:10,414 ♪ You try to outstretch me 1626 01:09:10,482 --> 01:09:12,249 ♪ Yeah, baby, I'm worth the chance ♪ 1627 01:09:12,317 --> 01:09:14,151 ♪ You try to catch me 1628 01:09:14,218 --> 01:09:15,585 ♪ Baby, take off your pants 1629 01:09:15,653 --> 01:09:17,655 ♪ You try to outstretch me 1630 01:09:17,722 --> 01:09:19,290 ♪ Yeah, baby, I'm worth the chance ♪ 1631 01:09:19,357 --> 01:09:21,292 ♪ You try to catch me 1632 01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:22,960 ♪ Baby, take off your pants 1633 01:09:23,027 --> 01:09:24,961 ♪ You try to outstretch me 1634 01:09:25,029 --> 01:09:26,830 ♪ Yeah, baby, I'm worth the chance ♪ 1635 01:09:26,897 --> 01:09:28,632 ♪ You try to catch me 1636 01:09:28,699 --> 01:09:30,868 (barking) 1637 01:09:34,505 --> 01:09:36,674 (yelling) 1638 01:09:40,177 --> 01:09:41,011 - My ass. 1639 01:09:43,414 --> 01:09:47,184 Get out, go, get your shit, get out. 1640 01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:50,721 All you black bastards, get out of my house. 1641 01:09:50,822 --> 01:09:54,224 Oh, nice ass, you can stay, no, fuck that, 1642 01:09:54,325 --> 01:09:56,159 get your ass out, get out. 1643 01:09:56,227 --> 01:10:00,497 You teared up my shit, you black, get out. 1644 01:10:00,564 --> 01:10:02,766 (chirping) 1645 01:10:05,669 --> 01:10:08,538 (knocking) 1646 01:10:08,605 --> 01:10:09,439 Come in. 1647 01:10:11,675 --> 01:10:13,577 - Damn, you look tired. 1648 01:10:14,879 --> 01:10:16,213 - Guess after eating all that Q, 1649 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,481 niggaitis finally kicked in. 1650 01:10:18,549 --> 01:10:19,883 - I know what you mean. 1651 01:10:19,950 --> 01:10:21,418 It's kicking my butt, too. 1652 01:10:21,519 --> 01:10:23,554 - Yeah, well, you really threw down. 1653 01:10:23,621 --> 01:10:28,224 Especially for someone who claims not to eat pork. 1654 01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:29,125 - Man. 1655 01:10:30,961 --> 01:10:32,896 I ate so much today, man, I could have ate 1656 01:10:32,963 --> 01:10:36,167 a pig's bladder, you know what I'm saying? 1657 01:10:36,234 --> 01:10:38,902 (laughing) 1658 01:10:38,969 --> 01:10:41,705 (romantic music) 1659 01:10:49,046 --> 01:10:50,381 You know what? 1660 01:10:50,448 --> 01:10:53,217 I just wanted to say thanks. 1661 01:10:53,284 --> 01:10:55,018 - For what? 1662 01:10:55,086 --> 01:10:56,520 - For looking out for me today. 1663 01:10:56,588 --> 01:10:59,723 I mean, there was a lot of times you could have left me. 1664 01:10:59,790 --> 01:11:01,391 And you didn't. 1665 01:11:01,459 --> 01:11:04,561 And it's nice to know you still care. 1666 01:11:18,075 --> 01:11:18,976 - Here you go. 1667 01:11:19,076 --> 01:11:20,277 - What's this? 1668 01:11:20,344 --> 01:11:21,544 - It's your money back, plus your cut 1669 01:11:21,612 --> 01:11:23,480 of the profits from the Q. 1670 01:11:23,581 --> 01:11:27,751 I was gonna rip you off, but after that tender moment, 1671 01:11:27,819 --> 01:11:31,354 I kind of felt bad taking advantage of you. 1672 01:11:36,994 --> 01:11:39,296 ♪ I cried about you and I 1673 01:11:39,363 --> 01:11:43,066 ♪ The thought crossed my mind 1674 01:11:43,134 --> 01:11:46,003 ♪ You changed 1675 01:11:46,103 --> 01:11:51,107 ♪ Besides 1676 01:11:51,842 --> 01:11:52,809 ♪ So 1677 01:11:52,876 --> 01:11:55,044 (moaning) 1678 01:12:12,163 --> 01:12:13,330 - You the man. 1679 01:12:17,734 --> 01:12:19,169 Don't move. 1680 01:12:19,236 --> 01:12:20,170 Don't move. 1681 01:12:41,892 --> 01:12:44,561 (phone ringing) 1682 01:12:45,929 --> 01:12:47,697 - Who this? 1683 01:12:47,764 --> 01:12:48,898 - Hey, this your mama. 1684 01:12:48,999 --> 01:12:50,400 We're down here at the donut, 1685 01:12:50,501 --> 01:12:53,203 and I was calling to see if you wanted some. 1686 01:12:53,270 --> 01:12:56,072 - I didn't know they had donuts in old town. 1687 01:12:56,173 --> 01:12:57,674 - No, boy, we ain't in old town, 1688 01:12:57,742 --> 01:12:59,743 we're down the street from the house. 1689 01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:02,012 Did you want a donut? 1690 01:13:02,079 --> 01:13:03,813 ♪ You try to catch me 1691 01:13:03,881 --> 01:13:05,248 ♪ Baby, take off your pants 1692 01:13:05,349 --> 01:13:07,417 ♪ You try to out stretch me 1693 01:13:07,518 --> 01:13:09,086 ♪ Damn, baby, I'm worth the chance ♪ 1694 01:13:09,186 --> 01:13:11,021 ♪ You try to catch me 1695 01:13:11,088 --> 01:13:12,656 ♪ Baby, take off your pants 1696 01:13:12,724 --> 01:13:14,758 ♪ You try to out stretch me 1697 01:13:14,859 --> 01:13:16,593 ♪ Damn, baby, I'm worth the chance ♪ 1698 01:13:16,694 --> 01:13:18,161 ♪ Our behaviors run up in this 1699 01:13:18,229 --> 01:13:19,896 ♪ You more sprung than Campbell ♪ 1700 01:13:19,963 --> 01:13:21,698 ♪ Got you working from the stroke ♪ 1701 01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:24,234 (chattering) 1702 01:13:25,535 --> 01:13:28,405 (laughing) 1703 01:13:28,472 --> 01:13:30,507 - So, how was the wedding? 1704 01:13:30,575 --> 01:13:33,076 - Oh, the wedding was beautiful. 1705 01:13:33,143 --> 01:13:35,045 But how was things around here? 1706 01:13:35,113 --> 01:13:37,781 - Oh, everything was cool around here, you know, just-- 1707 01:13:37,882 --> 01:13:39,582 - The house looks fine, son, very nice. 1708 01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:41,284 (laughing) 1709 01:13:41,385 --> 01:13:44,588 - Yeah, so can we go get that little Jeep 1710 01:13:44,655 --> 01:13:46,956 we talked about before you left? 1711 01:13:47,057 --> 01:13:48,792 - You know, I'm proud of you, son. 1712 01:13:48,893 --> 01:13:50,861 Yeah, we can pick up that Jeep a little later on. 1713 01:13:50,929 --> 01:13:54,230 First, me and your mama gonna go take a nap in the shower. 1714 01:13:54,298 --> 01:13:55,698 Run around all day long with that crazy ass 1715 01:13:55,766 --> 01:13:57,467 Jabba the Butt. 1716 01:13:57,568 --> 01:13:59,703 You know I hate the damn Star Wars. 1717 01:13:59,771 --> 01:14:02,305 - Hey, hey, hey, I'll get it, I'll get it. 1718 01:14:02,406 --> 01:14:04,741 You've been driving all day, you're tired, sit down. 1719 01:14:04,808 --> 01:14:05,642 Get this. 1720 01:14:08,979 --> 01:14:11,681 (romantic music) 1721 01:14:16,352 --> 01:14:17,154 D. 1722 01:14:19,089 --> 01:14:20,256 What the fuck? 1723 01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:23,961 - Get on up there. 1724 01:14:24,028 --> 01:14:26,630 - Homie, Shay broke me off a little bit. 1725 01:14:26,697 --> 01:14:29,066 She didn't even care if I had a petite dick. 1726 01:14:29,134 --> 01:14:31,301 Man, she say me crying and she said she needed a man 1727 01:14:31,368 --> 01:14:32,936 that was sensitive. 1728 01:14:34,171 --> 01:14:37,641 - Nigga, get your naked asses up out of here. 1729 01:14:38,809 --> 01:14:40,877 My parents is downstairs. 1730 01:14:42,679 --> 01:14:43,513 Jackass. 1731 01:14:45,649 --> 01:14:48,685 (tense music) 1732 01:14:48,785 --> 01:14:51,155 (chattering) 1733 01:14:54,492 --> 01:14:56,759 - All you do is nag, nag, nag, nag, nag. 1734 01:14:56,827 --> 01:14:59,295 (chattering) 1735 01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:08,304 What you doing boy? 1736 01:15:09,674 --> 01:15:12,008 - Oh, I was just giving y'all a turn down. 1737 01:15:12,075 --> 01:15:13,677 Check it, check it. 1738 01:15:17,147 --> 01:15:17,981 Skittle. 1739 01:15:22,753 --> 01:15:25,488 OK, I'm gonna get out of here so y'all can take a nap. 1740 01:15:25,556 --> 01:15:28,058 But first, I want you to see what I did to the bathroom, 1741 01:15:28,158 --> 01:15:29,893 to welcome you home. 1742 01:15:29,993 --> 01:15:32,362 (chattering) 1743 01:15:38,068 --> 01:15:40,870 Look to the left of the toilet. 1744 01:15:40,937 --> 01:15:42,072 It's two ply. 1745 01:15:43,006 --> 01:15:46,243 (hip hop music) 1746 01:15:46,343 --> 01:15:48,578 (laughing) 1747 01:15:51,716 --> 01:15:54,585 - I don't know what you up to, but at least you 1748 01:15:54,685 --> 01:15:57,020 cleaned the bathroom. 1749 01:15:57,087 --> 01:15:59,923 - The whole house going crazy. 1750 01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:02,092 (smashing) 1751 01:16:02,193 --> 01:16:04,661 - What was that noise, Cedric? - I'm sure it was 1752 01:16:04,729 --> 01:16:07,264 probably nothing, you kids get some rest, 1753 01:16:07,364 --> 01:16:09,432 and I'll go check it out. 1754 01:16:14,471 --> 01:16:17,207 - Robin, didn't I tell you about eating in this bed? 1755 01:16:17,274 --> 01:16:19,576 There are crumbs everywhere. 1756 01:16:19,643 --> 01:16:22,746 - I told you, I don't eat in bed. 1757 01:16:22,813 --> 01:16:24,581 - Well, I haven't been eating in the bed, 1758 01:16:24,648 --> 01:16:26,916 and you're the only other person sleeping in it. 1759 01:16:26,983 --> 01:16:28,585 You had to do it. 1760 01:16:28,652 --> 01:16:32,456 - I haven't had nothing in this bed since 1976, 1761 01:16:32,556 --> 01:16:34,224 when I ate your ass. 1762 01:16:37,428 --> 01:16:38,461 What the hell? 1763 01:16:40,231 --> 01:16:42,965 - Who the hell are those, 'cause they sure ain't mine. 1764 01:16:43,066 --> 01:16:44,801 - We know they ain't yours, shit. 1765 01:16:44,902 --> 01:16:46,303 You couldn't get a finger in these, 1766 01:16:46,403 --> 01:16:48,272 much less your big ass. 1767 01:16:50,108 --> 01:16:53,743 Whoever it is, they need to wipe their ass. 1768 01:16:55,979 --> 01:16:56,813 Cedric. 1769 01:17:01,752 --> 01:17:03,486 ♪ I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 1770 01:17:03,587 --> 01:17:05,722 ♪ I like the way you shake, shake, shake that ass ♪ 1771 01:17:05,790 --> 01:17:06,924 ♪ I like the way you shake it 1772 01:17:06,991 --> 01:17:08,591 ♪ I like the way you shake it 1773 01:17:08,659 --> 01:17:10,160 ♪ I like the way, I like the way, I like the way ♪ 1774 01:17:10,261 --> 01:17:11,761 ♪ I like the way, I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 1775 01:17:11,828 --> 01:17:13,330 ♪ Freak nasty 1776 01:17:13,431 --> 01:17:15,298 ♪ Wouldn't be caught with the booty getting past me ♪ 1777 01:17:15,365 --> 01:17:17,300 ♪ 2000 zero zero just had me 1778 01:17:17,367 --> 01:17:19,970 ♪ Shake that ass, shake that ass for daddy ♪ 1779 01:17:20,037 --> 01:17:22,105 ♪ My nail top down creeping up real slow ♪ 1780 01:17:22,172 --> 01:17:24,141 ♪ Another ass all good to go 1781 01:17:24,208 --> 01:17:26,343 ♪ See that body, got my eyes open ♪ 1782 01:17:26,444 --> 01:17:28,978 ♪ Please stop, shake that ass over here on my block ♪ 1783 01:17:29,045 --> 01:17:30,847 ♪ Having fantasies 1784 01:17:30,948 --> 01:17:33,783 ♪ See you shaking that ass in the Q like you don't care ♪ 1785 01:17:33,851 --> 01:17:35,752 ♪ I'm addicted to your attitude ♪ 1786 01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:37,120 ♪ I ain't trying to be rude 1787 01:17:37,188 --> 01:17:38,621 ♪ But that booty got me in the mood ♪ 1788 01:17:38,689 --> 01:17:40,456 ♪ I guess it only take a little time ♪ 1789 01:17:40,524 --> 01:17:41,825 ♪ Between the weed and the wine ♪ 1790 01:17:41,892 --> 01:17:43,359 ♪ Something about that ass got me blind ♪ 1791 01:17:43,460 --> 01:17:45,095 ♪ So come and stand right in front of me ♪ 1792 01:17:45,163 --> 01:17:47,030 ♪ Turn around, shake, shake, shake that ass ♪ 1793 01:17:47,130 --> 01:17:48,364 ♪ Til a nigga leave 1794 01:17:48,465 --> 01:17:50,300 ♪ I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 1795 01:17:50,368 --> 01:17:52,602 ♪ I like the way you shake, shake, shake that ass ♪ 1796 01:17:52,670 --> 01:17:53,937 ♪ I like the way you shake it 1797 01:17:54,005 --> 01:17:55,538 ♪ I like the way you shake it 1798 01:17:55,639 --> 01:17:57,174 ♪ I like the way, I like the way, I like the way ♪ 1799 01:17:57,241 --> 01:17:59,275 ♪ I like the way, I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 1800 01:17:59,343 --> 01:18:00,944 ♪ Freak nasty 1801 01:18:01,012 --> 01:18:02,145 ♪ Wouldn't be caught with a booty getting passed me ♪ 1802 01:18:02,212 --> 01:18:04,614 ♪ 2000 zero zero just had me 1803 01:18:04,682 --> 01:18:07,317 ♪ Shake that ass, shake that ass for daddy ♪ 1804 01:18:07,384 --> 01:18:08,652 ♪ I carry heartbreak 1805 01:18:08,719 --> 01:18:10,220 ♪ My baby mama tore it up 1806 01:18:10,321 --> 01:18:11,955 ♪ My man's watching, I love it when she throw it up ♪ 1807 01:18:12,023 --> 01:18:13,990 ♪ Teardrop, I used to cry heavily ♪ 1808 01:18:14,058 --> 01:18:16,392 ♪ Now I'm at the Q with a thick ass ahead of me ♪ 1809 01:18:16,493 --> 01:18:18,628 ♪ H dub, hit me with a six pack ♪ 1810 01:18:18,696 --> 01:18:20,964 ♪ She got ass, I love the way the tits stack ♪ 1811 01:18:21,032 --> 01:18:22,999 ♪ I got pain but she keeps bouncing ♪ 1812 01:18:23,066 --> 01:18:25,401 ♪ Mountains, thanks, girl 1813 01:18:25,502 --> 01:18:27,704 ♪ Pop the butt, I love the way you're bouncing ♪ 1814 01:18:27,771 --> 01:18:29,973 ♪ She got more body than a '99 Mustang ♪ 1815 01:18:30,041 --> 01:18:32,308 ♪ Chasing the dream, but a cat can't sweat ♪ 1816 01:18:32,376 --> 01:18:35,178 ♪ Ned telling you lies like Debra Ka ♪ 1817 01:18:35,246 --> 01:18:37,080 ♪ I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 1818 01:18:37,181 --> 01:18:39,582 ♪ I like the way you shake, shake, shake that ass ♪ 1819 01:18:39,683 --> 01:18:41,051 ♪ I like the way you shake it 1820 01:18:41,118 --> 01:18:42,719 ♪ I like the way you shake it 1821 01:18:42,786 --> 01:18:44,388 ♪ I like the way, I like the way, I like the way ♪ 1822 01:18:44,455 --> 01:18:46,356 ♪ I like the way, I like the way you shake that ass ♪ 1823 01:18:46,423 --> 01:18:47,991 ♪ Freak nasty 1824 01:18:48,059 --> 01:18:49,026 ♪ Wouldn't be caught with a booty getting passed me ♪ 1825 01:18:49,093 --> 01:18:51,161 ♪ 2000 zero zero just had me 1826 01:18:51,229 --> 01:18:53,196 ♪ Shake that ass, shake that ass for daddy ♪ 1827 01:18:53,264 --> 01:18:56,066 ♪ Shake that ass, shake that ass, shake it ♪ 1828 01:18:56,133 --> 01:18:57,901 ♪ It's big, can you take it for real ♪ 1829 01:18:57,968 --> 01:18:59,569 ♪ Don't fake it, bounce, bounce ♪ 1830 01:18:59,636 --> 01:19:01,337 ♪ As we roll in my house 1831 01:19:01,405 --> 01:19:03,006 ♪ Down, blazing too 1832 01:19:03,074 --> 01:19:04,708 ♪ A whole ounce, big booty 1833 01:19:04,775 --> 01:19:05,942 ♪ Come sit down on my couch 1834 01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:07,176 ♪ Do it to me 1835 01:19:07,244 --> 01:19:08,411 ♪ Screw me, truly 1836 01:19:08,478 --> 01:19:09,779 ♪ Barbecue on the grill 1837 01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:12,448 ♪ Press on my chest, one two, mic check ♪ 1838 01:19:12,549 --> 01:19:14,785 ♪ Got all it's here between your blue jeans ♪ 1839 01:19:14,885 --> 01:19:16,052 ♪ Peep the scene 1840 01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:17,186 ♪ Lost in your saw 1841 01:19:17,254 --> 01:19:18,388 ♪ Stuck in your butt 1842 01:19:18,455 --> 01:19:19,623 ♪ Up in your butt 1843 01:19:19,723 --> 01:19:22,726 (hip hop music) 1844 01:19:22,793 --> 01:19:24,561 ♪ How y'all feeling out there 1845 01:19:24,628 --> 01:19:27,764 ♪ Versatile, red eye, Jedi 1846 01:19:27,831 --> 01:19:30,033 ♪ Getting busy 1847 01:19:30,101 --> 01:19:31,534 ♪ I'm in the studio, you know what I mean ♪ 1848 01:19:31,602 --> 01:19:35,137 ♪ RSVP production, getting big 1849 01:19:35,238 --> 01:19:37,774 ♪ For 98, how you feeling 1850 01:19:37,841 --> 01:19:40,143 ♪ Sneak a butter finger 1851 01:19:40,243 --> 01:19:42,311 ♪ Jump off the cliff 1852 01:19:42,412 --> 01:19:43,980 ♪ Bungee with the get swift 1853 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,148 ♪ Fact's not a myth 1854 01:19:45,248 --> 01:19:46,716 ♪ Well equipped eject 1855 01:19:46,784 --> 01:19:47,951 ♪ East nine is my 1856 01:19:48,018 --> 01:19:49,419 ♪ I'm focused on a vision 1857 01:19:49,486 --> 01:19:50,720 ♪ Reflected in a prism 1858 01:19:50,788 --> 01:19:52,154 ♪ Effects of realism 1859 01:19:52,255 --> 01:19:53,423 ♪ Off of who's the figure 1860 01:19:53,490 --> 01:19:54,757 ♪ Take a picture 1861 01:19:54,825 --> 01:19:57,126 ♪ Remember ever clever verbal on the curve ♪ 1862 01:19:57,193 --> 01:19:58,595 ♪ Popping herbal smoke flash 1863 01:19:58,662 --> 01:20:00,429 ♪ And finesse from the chest 1864 01:20:00,497 --> 01:20:02,131 ♪ No rest, I relax, when stress is less ♪ 1865 01:20:02,198 --> 01:20:03,466 ♪ I confess, hey 1866 01:20:03,533 --> 01:20:04,834 ♪ Yes, yes, y'all 1867 01:20:04,935 --> 01:20:06,736 ♪ Kick the ball over the moon, supernova ♪ 1868 01:20:06,804 --> 01:20:08,571 ♪ Quasar maneuver 1869 01:20:08,639 --> 01:20:10,406 ♪ Moving record literal display ♪ 1870 01:20:10,474 --> 01:20:13,943 ♪ In 3D degree we check one two three ♪ 1871 01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:15,278 ♪ For infinity 1872 01:20:15,345 --> 01:20:16,613 ♪ Propelling history 1873 01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:18,414 ♪ Futuristic and majestic 1874 01:20:18,482 --> 01:20:20,416 ♪ Publicly elected cassettes 1875 01:20:20,484 --> 01:20:22,585 ♪ On sale for retail with e-mail ♪ 1876 01:20:22,653 --> 01:20:24,654 ♪ From my crib in Brazil 1877 01:20:24,721 --> 01:20:25,755 ♪ How we feel 1878 01:20:25,823 --> 01:20:26,956 ♪ Sneak a butter finger 1879 01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:28,257 ♪ Oh, Hershey's 1880 01:20:28,325 --> 01:20:29,526 ♪ Mercy, mercy 1881 01:20:29,626 --> 01:20:30,827 ♪ And never thirsty 1882 01:20:30,894 --> 01:20:32,161 ♪ Satisfied from inside 1883 01:20:32,228 --> 01:20:33,630 ♪ Like candy in the wrapper 1884 01:20:33,697 --> 01:20:36,432 (laughing) 1885 01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,367 ♪ Yeah, I peep you over there 1886 01:20:38,468 --> 01:20:40,102 ♪ In your platinum style home 1887 01:20:40,170 --> 01:20:41,438 ♪ Look inside 1888 01:20:41,506 --> 01:20:43,440 ♪ No, ghetto fab's got you all curious baby ♪ 1889 01:20:43,508 --> 01:20:45,442 ♪ But you ain't got to have a lot of money ♪ 1890 01:20:45,510 --> 01:20:47,811 ♪ To be a black cat, you know what I'm saying ♪ 1891 01:20:47,878 --> 01:20:49,512 ♪ Get over here in this Q girl 1892 01:20:49,579 --> 01:20:52,983 ♪ Get over in this Q 1893 01:20:53,050 --> 01:20:54,951 ♪ Getting with you ain't easy 1894 01:20:55,019 --> 01:20:56,553 ♪ Nose up when you see me 1895 01:20:56,654 --> 01:20:58,555 ♪ Just because I whistled at you, you think I'm sleazy ♪ 1896 01:20:58,656 --> 01:21:00,824 ♪ I'm in your hood but my thug life made you can't compete ♪ 1897 01:21:00,891 --> 01:21:04,060 ♪ With your mobile phone, page 1898 01:21:04,161 --> 01:21:05,294 ♪ You need a player with a navigator ♪ 1899 01:21:05,362 --> 01:21:06,562 ♪ That's page 1900 01:21:06,663 --> 01:21:07,864 ♪ I need a partner in this card game ♪ 1901 01:21:07,931 --> 01:21:08,999 ♪ Who got spades 1902 01:21:09,066 --> 01:21:10,300 ♪ We parlay, we partake 1903 01:21:10,368 --> 01:21:12,702 ♪ With a cartay, a backyard barbecue ♪ 1904 01:21:12,769 --> 01:21:13,903 ♪ Bumping on Sharday 1905 01:21:14,004 --> 01:21:14,971 ♪ You like to eat a spigle 1906 01:21:15,039 --> 01:21:16,540 ♪ Drive a platinum Tahoe 1907 01:21:16,607 --> 01:21:18,041 ♪ But babe, we can get towed down to this bottle ♪ 1908 01:21:18,108 --> 01:21:19,508 ♪ Attracting the strong 1909 01:21:19,576 --> 01:21:21,144 ♪ But baby girl, we play in the pool ♪ 1910 01:21:21,212 --> 01:21:22,879 ♪ But don't let your cardiac get in the way ♪ 1911 01:21:22,946 --> 01:21:24,580 ♪ Of a fling in the summer 1912 01:21:24,681 --> 01:21:25,882 ♪ Don't care about the hummer 1913 01:21:25,949 --> 01:21:27,584 ♪ All I want is barbecue, volleyball ♪ 1914 01:21:27,684 --> 01:21:29,185 ♪ And your number 1915 01:21:29,253 --> 01:21:30,686 ♪ Only stars I ever see are flowing with gun ♪ 1916 01:21:30,754 --> 01:21:32,022 ♪ You better come down to earth ♪ 1917 01:21:32,089 --> 01:21:33,322 ♪ And get some corn on the cob 1918 01:21:33,390 --> 01:21:34,590 ♪ Come on 1919 01:21:34,691 --> 01:21:38,094 ♪ You don't have to be a star, baby ♪ 1920 01:21:38,194 --> 01:21:39,328 ♪ Come on, come on 1921 01:21:39,396 --> 01:21:41,731 ♪ To be in my 1922 01:21:41,798 --> 01:21:43,233 ♪ You don't have to be a star, baby ♪ 1923 01:21:43,300 --> 01:21:48,304 ♪ You don't have to be a star, baby ♪ 1924 01:21:49,305 --> 01:21:53,242 ♪ To be in my show 1925 01:21:53,309 --> 01:21:54,343 ♪ Sexy fabulous 1926 01:21:54,411 --> 01:21:55,344 ♪ Can I make you miss 1927 01:21:55,412 --> 01:21:57,180 ♪ Candy kiss your lips 1928 01:21:57,248 --> 01:21:58,514 ♪ Lace your fingers with chips 1929 01:21:58,582 --> 01:21:59,549 ♪ Be my lady 1930 01:21:59,616 --> 01:22:00,717 ♪ For you I be mister mister 1931 01:22:00,784 --> 01:22:02,184 ♪ My last name will form 1932 01:22:02,252 --> 01:22:03,619 ♪ Major game, versatile 1933 01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:05,755 ♪ Alias, buck wild, I free style ♪ 1934 01:22:05,822 --> 01:22:07,390 ♪ Low key player 1935 01:22:07,457 --> 01:22:08,424 ♪ To be your only man 1936 01:22:08,491 --> 01:22:09,458 ♪ Plain and simple 1937 01:22:09,559 --> 01:22:10,860 ♪ Want to be in like a dimple 1938 01:22:10,928 --> 01:22:12,629 ♪ Eyes reflect my physical frame ♪ 1939 01:22:12,729 --> 01:22:13,963 ♪ Ease the pain 1940 01:22:14,064 --> 01:22:16,032 ♪ Softly caress the parts of your body ♪ 1941 01:22:16,100 --> 01:22:17,400 ♪ That I know the best 1942 01:22:17,467 --> 01:22:18,701 ♪ Hold your breath at night 1943 01:22:18,769 --> 01:22:19,969 ♪ And shining armor 1944 01:22:20,070 --> 01:22:21,871 ♪ Princess fly right out the beauty parlor ♪ 1945 01:22:21,939 --> 01:22:23,206 ♪ Holla holla 1946 01:22:23,274 --> 01:22:25,207 ♪ Got no dough so to me still delicate ♪ 1947 01:22:25,275 --> 01:22:26,609 ♪ Chocolate on 1948 01:22:26,676 --> 01:22:28,077 ♪ We talk on the phone 1949 01:22:28,144 --> 01:22:29,245 ♪ It turns me on 1950 01:22:29,312 --> 01:22:30,613 ♪ Not bars or the cars 1951 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:31,715 ♪ You don't got to be a star for me ♪ 1952 01:22:31,782 --> 01:22:33,082 ♪ Uh uh 1953 01:22:33,150 --> 01:22:38,120 ♪ You don't have to be a star, baby ♪ 1954 01:22:38,187 --> 01:22:43,192 ♪ To be in my show 1955 01:22:44,661 --> 01:22:48,397 ♪ You don't have to be a star, baby ♪ 1956 01:22:48,465 --> 01:22:50,233 ♪ To be in my show 1957 01:22:50,301 --> 01:22:51,968 ♪ How do I tell her that I miss her ♪ 1958 01:22:52,035 --> 01:22:53,636 ♪ And that I want her back 1959 01:22:53,703 --> 01:22:55,839 ♪ Want her to come my way again ♪ 1960 01:22:55,939 --> 01:22:57,940 ♪ Man, I don't know 1961 01:22:58,008 --> 01:23:01,244 ♪ Just don't know, man, what to do, what to do ♪ 1962 01:23:01,312 --> 01:23:02,979 ♪ Thinking back to better days 1963 01:23:03,046 --> 01:23:04,814 ♪ And the way we used to be 1964 01:23:04,881 --> 01:23:05,949 ♪ I reminisce 1965 01:23:06,016 --> 01:23:06,983 ♪ Kissing your lips 1966 01:23:07,050 --> 01:23:08,318 ♪ Rubbing your hips 1967 01:23:08,385 --> 01:23:09,752 ♪ Ecstasy, me for you and you for me ♪ 1968 01:23:09,820 --> 01:23:11,354 ♪ That's the way it went down 1969 01:23:11,455 --> 01:23:13,957 ♪ And now you're not around, I wonder why ♪ 1970 01:23:14,024 --> 01:23:15,324 ♪ Why why why why 1971 01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:16,526 ♪ Looking up to the sky 1972 01:23:16,626 --> 01:23:18,161 ♪ As the birds fly by 1973 01:23:18,228 --> 01:23:20,529 ♪ Thinking what to say for you to come my way ♪ 1974 01:23:20,630 --> 01:23:22,532 ♪ Yesterday I was in love 1975 01:23:22,632 --> 01:23:24,000 ♪ Now today 1976 01:23:24,067 --> 01:23:25,301 ♪ I'm all alone 1977 01:23:25,369 --> 01:23:27,170 ♪ Maybe tomorrow will bring an end ♪ 1978 01:23:27,237 --> 01:23:28,838 ♪ To the pain and sorrow 1979 01:23:28,905 --> 01:23:30,673 ♪ Can I take back the things I said ♪ 1980 01:23:30,740 --> 01:23:32,041 ♪ Things I did 1981 01:23:32,142 --> 01:23:35,111 ♪ You got me wide open like a cup with no lid ♪ 1982 01:23:35,179 --> 01:23:37,047 ♪ Can I say to you I'm sorry 1983 01:23:37,147 --> 01:23:39,015 ♪ Accept my apology 1984 01:23:39,082 --> 01:23:41,951 ♪ I would do anything for you to acknowledge me ♪ 1985 01:23:42,019 --> 01:23:44,286 ♪ Don't be so cold 1986 01:23:44,354 --> 01:23:45,554 ♪ So cold 1987 01:23:45,655 --> 01:23:47,356 ♪ This ain't the end of the road ♪ 1988 01:23:47,423 --> 01:23:48,691 ♪ We got time to fix it 1989 01:23:48,758 --> 01:23:50,526 ♪ And can I please come and visit ♪ 1990 01:23:50,594 --> 01:23:53,395 ♪ Your friends are telling me that your number's unlisted ♪ 1991 01:23:53,496 --> 01:23:55,832 ♪ With all them new digits 1992 01:23:55,899 --> 01:23:57,066 ♪ What I got to do 1993 01:23:57,167 --> 01:23:58,634 ♪ Hey, boo, I'm looking for you ♪ 1994 01:23:58,702 --> 01:24:00,236 ♪ I miss your snuck fit 1995 01:24:00,337 --> 01:24:03,006 ♪ And I never want to quit feeling it ♪ 1996 01:24:03,073 --> 01:24:04,974 ♪ Remember way back, way back 1997 01:24:05,042 --> 01:24:07,309 ♪ We can still have that 1998 01:24:07,377 --> 01:24:10,779 ♪ We can still have that 144095

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