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♪ Donzelli
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♪ Donzelli, Donzelli
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♪ The money, the cars
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♪ The houses, behind bars
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♪ The platinum, the chains
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♪ The diamonds, the rings
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♪ Post it up, there ain't no fever, doctor ♪
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♪ Shootin' the shit
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♪ All up in my Escalade, parked ♪
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♪ Workin' in the shade
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♪ I got everything, that's what they tell me ♪
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♪ Shake yo' ass, pop your collar, do it, Donzelli ♪
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♪ Uh, ma'am, uh, miss
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♪ Right now, just twerking like this ♪
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♪ Ballin' to the max, tryin' to relax ♪
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♪ Jackin' my slacks, spittin' at all the rats ♪
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♪ All right, one just took the bait ♪
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♪ And now it's time for the Don to make his escape ♪
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♪ Back to the Zelli Cave, so I could have my way ♪
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♪ Man, you got some Courvoisier ♪
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♪ All we drink is Rossi, babe
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♪ All we drink is Rossi, babe
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♪ All we drink is Rossi
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♪ Everybody, don't you know that ♪
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♪ That's all we drink
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪
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♪ Donzelli, Donzelli, Donzelli, oh ♪
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♪ If you got a whip like mine with rims that shine ♪
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♪ And watch the shine
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♪ So watch your eyes, it blinds ♪
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♪ And some girls that fine
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- Wake up! - Hey, hey!
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What the hell is the matter with you?
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- I am your supervisor.
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Today is your first day on the job,
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and you need to be working.
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- Can't a brother take a two-hour lunch?
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- It's 8:30, and you just clocked in at 8:15.
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- So the point you trying to make is what?
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- You have work to do, so follow me.
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(upbeat music)
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- Boogie Beach Bash?
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Record deal, that's where the hell I need to be.
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It smells like Ben Gay up in here!
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Ms. Wurthel?
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- That's me.
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Who are you?
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- I'm Donzelli.
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- You a doctor?
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- No.
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- [Ms Wurthel] A nurse?
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- That's it, nah, like right now,
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I'm an assistant to a nurse's assistant.
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- (chuckles) Minimum wage, huh?
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- Now you need to eat.
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Sure looks good.
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- Oh my arthritis is hurtin' in both my arms.
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Can you feed me?
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- Why not?
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Why not, I mean...
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- And while I eat, will you hold my hand?
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- God.
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- Mm, mm.
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(grunts) Wait a minute, oh Jesus.
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- You all right?
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- Oh Jesus, wait a minute, Lord.
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- You not gonna die, is you?
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- Oh Lord! - Let me go!
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Let me go!
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Cut me loose!
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(Ms Wurthel grunts)
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(Donzelli grunts)
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(Donzelli groans)
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Let go of me!
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(Ms Wurthel groans)
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You are a nasty old lady!
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- Ooh, sorry, sugar.
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You all right?
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- Get the hell away from me.
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- Oh wait, where you goin', sugar?
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Don't leave.
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- This is the third job you've been fired from
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in three weeks, and it's always their fault.
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You know what?
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You got to start taking responsibility.
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You don't stick to anything longer than I can blink.
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You gettin' too old for this, Donald.
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- Donzelli, my name is Donzelli now,
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and you know this.
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- That is not the name Mama gave you.
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- Donzelli is my rap name.
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- You don't have a record deal.
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- You don't got a man.
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- So?
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I don't have no man, but I got a job
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and a house and a cat.
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You know, I've been taking care of you since we was little,
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and we ain't little no more.
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It's time for you to stand on your own.
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- So I guess this wouldn't be a good time
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to hit you up for a loan, so I can go to LA, huh?
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- (laughs) No, no, no, it wouldn't be a good time,
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'cause remember that little deal we made?
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If you didn't stick to that job in the hospital, what?
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You were gonna join the Army, 'member that?
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Yeah.
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- Yeah, see--
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- The recruiter will be here in 15 minutes (laughs).
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How 'bout that?
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(door bell chimes)
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Oh my, how time flies, ooh (giggles).
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- I've got to get to LA and get me a record deal.
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(trumpet music)
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- Donald?
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- Donzelli!
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- This is Sergeant Atkins from the Army.
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- Hey, what up?
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- Come here, boy!
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Face forward!
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"Hey, what up?"
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That's no way
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to address a United States Army drill sergeant.
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24 hours from now you will belong to me!
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Just sign on the highlighted X's
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then drop and give me 100.
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- Man, I ain't givin' you no money.
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- Not $100!
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(doorbell chimes)
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- I'll get that.
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- What's up, Donzelli?
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- Look, everybody, it's Bird.
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- Uh, look, I don't mean to interrupt,
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so I'm gonna take off.
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I just came to say goodbye, pretty much.
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- Bird needs to say goodbye to me in private,
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so we gonna go in the kitchen for a minute,
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so he could talk to me in private.
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You said something about coming by to say goodbye, man.
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Where you goin'?
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- I told you, remember?
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I'm goin' to get my certificate from lifeguard school.
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So that way, if I decided to go to graduate school
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on the West Coast, I'd get a decent part-time job
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and won't have to worry about flipping burgers
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or shakin' my ass for cash.
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- Lifeguard school?
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- Yup.
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- Where the hell is you goin'
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that they got lifeguard school?
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- Los Angeles.
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♪ Oh Donzelli, Donzelli
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♪ Donzelli, Donzelli
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- Son, if I could just get your signature,
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I can begin to process your paperwork,
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and within 24 hours, you will be officially enlisted.
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- I'm goin' to lifeguard school.
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- Little bro, we had a deal.
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- I know, but I just need one more chance.
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And if it doesn't work out, I'll join the Army, I promise.
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(upbeat music)
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(Bird hoots)
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- You ready to roll?
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- Let's be out.
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- Where the car?
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- Right there.
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(quirky music)
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- What the hell is that?
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I thought you was gettin' yo' mama car.
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- I was, man, but she started trippin'.
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She said the only way I could use it is
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if I hook her up with somebody.
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I can't even hook my own self up, so how am I supposed
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to hook her old 800-pound, bow-legged ass up with somebody?
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Come on.
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- This is a piece of junk.
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- Man, the guy told me that this is a classic.
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(bumper rattles)
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Get in.
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(playful music)
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Hey, man.
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You got to use the window, man.
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Man, watch my interior, man.
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I only paid $200 for this beauty.
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- You paid $200 too much.
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- Look, man, I know it look all bad and all,
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but the engine runs like a dream.
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(engine sputters)
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- My guess woulda been that it runs like a nightmare,
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but apparently, it don't run at all.
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(engine sputters)
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(engine rumbles)
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♪ Ain't nothin' better than a house on the hill ♪
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♪ You live once, homie, so do what you feel ♪
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♪ The limelight, but you gotta stay real ♪
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♪ You make the skill, but I'm realer than real ♪
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♪ Ain't nothin' better than a house on the hill ♪
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- Can I borrow your pencil?
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- No.
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- I'm gonna give it back.
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- Look, every time I give somebody my pencil,
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I never get it back.
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And this is the only one I got on me, today.
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It's my favorite one, look,
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with the big booty bitch on it.
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- Ooh. - And there's no way
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in hell you gettin' it.
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- Here you go, girl.
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- [Alicia] Girl, thank you.
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- Hell, no, I got you, kid, chill.
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- Raymond! - Huh?
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- The finals are comin' up. - All right.
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- You need to work on your pedicure skills.
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- Cool.
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- Get over there on foot duty.
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- I ain't finished cuttin' my customer yet.
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- I'll finish him up.
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Now get your butt over there.
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- Good luck, K-Man.
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- You're done, next!
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(engine rumbles)
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- Man, hurry up.
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It's hot out here.
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- Why don't you come inside?
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They got air conditioning.
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- Oh no, man, I think we need to keep this thing running,
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'cause if we turn the engine off,
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I don't know if it's gonna start back up.
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- All right, man, wait right here.
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I'll be right back.
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- Hey!
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Five minutes, man.
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♪ It was all a dream, the girls, the cars ♪
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- So what's your name?
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- Georgia.
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- So where's you from, like Atlanta?
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You're a real Georgia peach?
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- Well, I like to think of myself as a Southern belle.
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So, you promise you're gonna massage my feet nice and long?
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- I promise.
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(Raymond screams) (ominous music)
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What's that?
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- It's my foot.
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- What's wrong with it?
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- Oh don't trip.
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It ain't nothin' but a little athlete's feet.
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Uh, hello?
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I don't have all day.
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Foot massage, please.
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(Raymond grunts)
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(Raymond gags)
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Yes, that's it, baby, ooh.
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- Going somewhere?
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I said it before, and I'll say it again.
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Raymond is busy when he is in here!
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He is not allowed to have visitors.
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Now for the 1,000th time,
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get out of my beauty school!
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- Excuse me, Ms. Bibbles.
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The customer over there said I messed up his hair,
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so he ain't tryin' to pay.
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- Oh he gonna pay the $3.
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Ke Ke, go get my gun.
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And if you're here when I get back,
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I'ma pump more holes in you than Swiss cheese!
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Bup, bup, bup, bup!
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(engine rumbles)
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- Damn!
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- It's 200 degrees out here.
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And I'm gettin' baked,
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broiled and barbecued.
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Would you come on?
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- Just hang on, brah,
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I'll be right back.
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(Bird sobs)
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♪ One day, he figured a way
276
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♪ To get away from all the people who hate ♪
277
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♪ California was his goal
278
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♪ So he packed up his stuff
279
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♪ And decided that it was time to go ♪
280
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♪ Ain't nothin' better than a house on the hill ♪
281
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♪ You live once, homie, so do what you feel ♪
282
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♪ The limelight, but you gotta stay real ♪
283
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♪ You got the skill, but I'm realer than real ♪
284
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- Ms. Bibbles, would you sign my time sheet?
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♪ Do what you feel
286
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:32,284
♪ The limelight, but you gotta stay real ♪
287
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- Thank you.
288
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(Ms. Bibbles screams)
289
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(upbeat music)
290
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- Oh sorry.
291
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How come I got the feeling you had something
292
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,099
to do with this?
293
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- 'Cause I did (laughs).
294
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- See, that's what I mean, man.
295
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,637
- What?
296
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:52,605
I did you a favor, man.
297
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I got you out of school early.
298
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Bird's in the car, let's roll.
299
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LA's Cali Boogie Beach Bash awaits us.
300
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- Man, you know I just got out of TA, Tricks Anonymous.
301
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,152
I just got back with my girl.
302
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,487
If I go to LA, on the beach,
303
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:12,758
with all them beautiful women in bikinis,
304
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,260
man, I'm gonna fall off the bandwagon, man.
305
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,729
I'm gonna start trickin' like a $2 ho again.
306
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- We not goin' for the beach bunnies.
307
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,333
- We not?
308
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,968
- Well, not just for the beach bunnies.
309
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,137
Or maybe like 90% we goin' for the beach bunnies.
310
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Man, but we goin' for business too, man.
311
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- What business?
312
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- Bird's goin' down there for some lifeguard thing,
313
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and I'm goin' to get a record deal.
314
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(Raymond laughs) Now you helped me
315
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produce most of those tracks, man,
316
00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:35,681
but if I have to go down there by myself
317
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to do all the legwork, you're only gettin' 5%.
318
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But if you come with, then you get 50%.
319
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Check it out. - Wait.
320
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5%?
321
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- That's it.
322
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- You know somethin'?
323
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You right, man.
324
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,134
You made one important point there.
325
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,703
I did help produce some of them tracks.
326
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,939
That's how I know how whack that is.
327
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I can't produce, and you can't rap.
328
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,443
- Give me this, man.
329
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,212
- Give me these.
330
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:10,850
- A'ight, the spot might get kinda hot for you, man.
331
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,117
I wouldn't suggest you stickin'
332
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around the crime scene much longer.
333
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,487
- The only time you bail
334
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,022
from a crime scene is when you guilty.
335
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,625
- Or when they think you're guilty.
336
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:20,826
You know, that pencil stickin' out
337
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:23,696
of Ms. Bibble's ass belongs to you.
338
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,964
- No, it don't.
339
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:33,072
- I'm gonna kill whoever's responsible for this.
340
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,173
- I'll holla.
341
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,843
(quirky music)
342
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:41,046
Oh shit, uh, Your Honor,
343
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,550
my client is innocent of these trumped up charges.
344
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,384
- Guilty!
345
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,154
Get that thug out of my courtroom.
346
00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:50,155
- You're not gonna let them take me?
347
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,258
Donzelli, what are you...
348
00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:55,060
Yo, yo, yo, Donzelli, man,
349
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,495
yo, wait up, man!
350
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:01,867
Be right back, dude.
351
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:02,701
- Hey, hurry up, man.
352
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,370
Malibooty awaits us.
353
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,673
Yo, what you gonna tell London?
354
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,108
- Man, I wear the pants in this family.
355
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,676
I ain't got to tell her nothin'.
356
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,011
Besides, she at work, dog.
357
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:12,912
So I'm just gonna write her a note
358
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,847
and call her when we get there.
359
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,081
♪ Situation's that
360
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,349
♪ When you messin' with a chick ♪
361
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:18,584
♪ Your relationship just sits over the fence ♪
362
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,785
- [London] Hi, boo.
363
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:20,920
Hey.
364
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,388
- Hey, hey.
365
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:25,224
London, what you doin' here, girl?
366
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,525
- I live here, remember?
367
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,694
- (laughs) Right, right,
368
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:29,528
I knew that.
369
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:30,763
I was just testing you.
370
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,031
- What are you doing home?
371
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,532
Don't you have beauty school?
372
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,035
- Yeah, but I got out early today.
373
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,070
(London grunts)
374
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,138
- Where you going?
375
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,040
- Hmm? - Where you going?
376
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,241
- Oh, this?
377
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,376
Oh, man, you know, me, Bird and Donzelli,
378
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:47,079
we just going to take a little road trip, you know.
379
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,314
- Donzelli?
380
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,882
Mm-mm, anytime you get involved with Donzelli,
381
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,617
there's always some stank hos involved,
382
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,085
and you end up cheatin' on me, Raymond.
383
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,586
- Baby, that's not even fair.
384
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:55,621
You know I haven't cheated on you since I graduated
385
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,056
that Tricks Anonymous program.
386
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,924
- You only been out the program one week.
387
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:01,393
And you ain't been nowhere with Donzelli.
388
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,062
- (grunts) You got a point.
389
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,296
You are right. - Yeah.
390
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,432
- But baby, baby, you got to trust me, baby.
391
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,467
I mean, this is business.
392
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,503
We could possibly sell some tracks, get a record deal.
393
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,272
I could buy you that car.
394
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,440
That way, your little pretty ass ain't got
395
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,975
to take the bus no more.
396
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:16,809
(lips smack)
397
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,310
- Okay.
398
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,411
Go ahead.
399
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:20,312
- [Raymond] All right.
400
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,246
- But you better be good.
401
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:22,481
- Of course, Mama.
402
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,917
- Because if you cheat on me again,
403
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,452
I'm gonna slice your balls off.
404
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:29,521
(both laughing)
405
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,023
- I guess I ain't got to worry about that then.
406
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,024
- I hope not.
407
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,325
- Uh-huh, yeah. - You have fun.
408
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,160
Oh! - I'll try.
409
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,929
- Take my cell phone,
410
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,664
just in case I need to get at you.
411
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,698
- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
412
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,300
- Got to go!
413
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,334
- [London] What, hold up.
414
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,602
Where you going?
415
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,004
- Boogie Beach Bash in LA.
416
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,038
- [London] Oh hell no!
417
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,006
Raymond, hell no!
418
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,307
♪ Well, it feels so good
419
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:50,376
♪ Want to F double EL, G double OD ♪
420
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,544
♪ Baby, how 'bout some bubblegum pink ♪
421
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:53,679
♪ If I claim it, then name it
422
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,014
♪ Want to feel real good
423
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,148
♪ Make a meal with my skill
424
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,116
♪ But I'm still so
425
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,517
♪ Call it levitation
426
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,952
♪ 'Cause I really moved myself
427
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,454
♪ I'm tired of tryin' to prove myself ♪
428
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:06,625
- My goal this weekend is to be totally loyal to London.
429
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,496
I'm gonna prove to myself how much I love her.
430
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,198
I ain't hookin' up with nobody, watch.
431
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,968
- My goal this weekend (huffs)
432
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,303
is to hook up with all the beach bunnies.
433
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:21,306
Man, I'm tryin' to come back with as much panties
434
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:23,475
in my duffel bag as it can hold.
435
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:24,676
(all laugh)
436
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:27,012
- My goal is to lose my virginity
437
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,916
and get my first slice of booty.
438
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:31,984
- That'll happen.
439
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,085
- Mm-hmm.
440
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,854
- [Raymond And Donzelli] Not (laughs)!
441
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,156
♪ But it's still so good
442
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:40,926
♪ I wanna F double EL, G double OD ♪
443
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:46,598
(hip hop music) (crowd screaming)
444
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,276
- Now what can your fans expect when they think
445
00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,012
of the new album that drops on Tuesday?
446
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,714
- Back-to-back slaps, trunk-rattling rhymes,
447
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:05,784
straight LRPs, we're all right, pimpin' on whack.
448
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,853
♪ You from the North but if you're from the South ♪
449
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,855
♪ Get you all up in this club and we gonna party now ♪
450
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,691
(girls screaming)
451
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,030
- I'm that nigga.
452
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,131
(girls scream)
453
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,699
Grab my ass!
454
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:21,733
Touch my ass!
455
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,372
♪ From the party
456
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:30,075
♪ We're sipping more than Bacardi ♪
457
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,778
♪ Clubbin' all night long
458
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,880
♪ We're clubbin' all night long ♪
459
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,049
♪ We're at the party
460
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:40,819
♪ It's time to get it all started ♪
461
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,554
- Oh my God.
462
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,755
♪ And the party don't stop
463
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:45,057
♪ It's a quarter to four
464
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,091
♪ And we're still drinking some more ♪
465
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,293
(triumphant music)
466
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,562
- Help, somebody help me.
467
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:51,763
Help!
468
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:52,798
(woman grunting)
469
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,734
(triumphant music)
470
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,344
Oh my gosh, thank you.
471
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:07,479
You saved my life.
472
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,313
- Mm-hmm.
473
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,016
- You know you're a bigger hero
474
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:14,653
than Batman or Spider-Man could ever hope to be.
475
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,422
I think I need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
476
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:21,527
from a big, strong, manly lifeguard like yourself.
477
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,930
Ooh, take me, Daddy, now.
478
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:29,101
(woman grunting) (gentle music)
479
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,442
(brake squeals)
480
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:38,710
- [Donzelli] Damn!
481
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,179
What?
482
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,447
What's wrong with you, man?
483
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,666
- Now you all know somebody got to stay in the bucket,
484
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,801
'cause we got to keep this engine runnin'.
485
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:06,838
I stayed the last time, and I nearly died of a sunstroke.
486
00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:09,141
And I got to pee.
487
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,476
So which one is it gonna be?
488
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,013
Hey!
489
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,315
- Hey, yo, blood!
490
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,382
What's up, baby?
491
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,917
Let me get some change.
492
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,687
Give me some smoke, weed, sass, whatever you got.
493
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,188
What you got?
494
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:24,189
- What?
495
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:25,390
- Help this brother out, man.
496
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,225
Don't be like that.
497
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,559
Don't be stingy, dog.
498
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,827
- Come on, put it in there.
499
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,095
That's what I'm talking about, yes.
500
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,697
- Psych (laughs)!
501
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,332
- You stupid.
502
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,100
- You ain't gettin' my weed, bum.
503
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,169
(Donzelli and Raymond laugh)
504
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,170
- That's not funny.
505
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,672
(funky music)
506
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,036
- Man, what the hell took you so long?
507
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,237
You know I gotta piss!
508
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,305
- [Donzelli] You ticklish?
509
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:14,373
- Huh? (Donzelli squeaks)
510
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,607
Stop!
511
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,408
- Tickle, tickle, tickle! - Stop!
512
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:17,909
- Oogie, oogie, oogie.
513
00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:20,812
- Who that is in the background?
514
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:21,913
- Who is who?
515
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,448
- I hear females.
516
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,416
- You don't hear no females.
517
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,218
That's Donzelli and Bird.
518
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,420
We like a 100 miles from LA.
519
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,888
- All right, whatever.
520
00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:31,723
But don't let there be no females with you,
521
00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,892
'cause I will come through this phone, nigga,
522
00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:36,561
and stomp you in your esophagus.
523
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:50,075
(dramatic music)
524
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:54,613
♪ Tell me that you can't hold out ♪
525
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,982
♪ Tell me that you will hold out ♪
526
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,483
♪ Tell me that you can't hold out ♪
527
00:21:58,483 --> 00:21:59,785
♪ You can't
528
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,586
♪ Tell me that you can't hold out ♪
529
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:03,955
♪ Tell me that you can't hold out ♪
530
00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:08,360
♪ Tell me that you can't stay, without ♪
531
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,763
- [Tommy] I did, but I thought I, I don't know.
532
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,131
- What's up?
533
00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:17,202
Let me start by saying you are hella sexy.
534
00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:18,437
- Thank you.
535
00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:19,371
You know, I hear that all the time.
536
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:20,605
- I'm sure you do,
537
00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:21,540
when you dreaming.
538
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:24,176
- (giggles) Ooh, cute and funny.
539
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,677
I like that.
540
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,013
Look, I'm Sherry, and this is my cousin, Tomasina,
541
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,681
but she go by Tommy.
542
00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:35,487
- Hey, Tommy, how you doing?
543
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:36,455
- Hello.
544
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,623
- So, um, what's your name?
545
00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:42,227
- Donzelli, but my close friends call me FOPD.
546
00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:44,730
- What is FOPD short for?
547
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,798
- Friend of P Diddy.
548
00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:48,800
That's my boy, we close.
549
00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:51,970
So where you all headed?
550
00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:53,138
- Back home to LA.
551
00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:54,639
We was up in the Bay, visiting family.
552
00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:57,476
Then on the way back, we took a little detour to Vegas.
553
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:58,710
- We from Arizona.
554
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,213
Me and my boys is on a little road trip.
555
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:04,483
We headed down to LA for the Cali Boogie Beach Bash.
556
00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:05,650
- Is that your ride?
557
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,486
- Yeah, yeah, that's my boy's car, you know.
558
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:08,887
We brought his bucket, 'cause I ain't want
559
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,189
to put a lot of miles on the Hummer.
560
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,358
- Well, somebody's stealing your friend's bucket.
561
00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:14,760
(Donzelli laughs)
562
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,061
- See you got jokes.
563
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:16,995
Let me guess.
564
00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:18,430
You aspire to be a comedian
565
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:21,066
and get put on with the Queens of Comedy.
566
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:26,004
- No, really, someone's stealing your friend's car.
567
00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,339
(horn squeaks)
568
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:28,407
- Hey!
569
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,674
Hey!
570
00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:30,509
Hey!
571
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:32,110
(engine revs)
572
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,011
Hey!
573
00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:34,212
Hey, hey!
574
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,514
Come back here, dog!
575
00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:37,015
Hey!
576
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:39,718
- You shoulda shared your weed, punk!
577
00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:41,787
(girls laugh)
578
00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:43,855
- [Donzelli] Hey, you can have that weed!
579
00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:44,689
You can have it.
580
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:45,624
I ain't mad!
581
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:46,858
You can have that weed.
582
00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:48,794
I was just playin', man.
583
00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:51,730
Ain't nobody trippin' over no bag of weed!
584
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:52,564
Shit!
585
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:56,435
Dude, that bum stole our car.
586
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,869
- Huh? - What happened?
587
00:23:57,869 --> 00:23:59,204
- I was talking to these females,
588
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,572
because, you know, they looked lost.
589
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:01,973
And I'm trying to give them directions
590
00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:03,775
and what have you, and the next thing I know--
591
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,644
- You owe me $300.
592
00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:06,878
- I thought you said you paid $200 for it.
593
00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:08,079
- I did.
594
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:09,214
I want $100 for my pain and suffering.
595
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,116
I grew attached to that bucket.
596
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,617
- Man, all our stuff was in there.
597
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,719
I ain't got no more clothes, no money.
598
00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:16,488
We stranded.
599
00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:17,923
What we gonna do?
600
00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:21,960
- Bird, how much money you got on you?
601
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,328
- $40.
602
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:24,496
- Cool.
603
00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:25,730
I got a plan that'll get us to LA,
604
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:27,899
and it'll only costs us a couple of dollars.
605
00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:30,469
(bright music)
606
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,904
- All right, that'll be $660.
607
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,652
Hello, does anybody in this cab speak English?
608
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:50,088
- Yeah, see, that's the thing,
609
00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:53,592
that we didn't, you know, when we thought we could,
610
00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:55,594
so when we had got--
611
00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:57,762
- What are you trying to say, kid?
612
00:24:57,762 --> 00:24:59,130
- Run!
613
00:24:59,130 --> 00:24:59,965
Go!
614
00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:03,101
(dramatic music)
615
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:04,469
- Stop! (Bird squeals)
616
00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:06,371
- Hey, let me, let me go!
617
00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:07,706
- Stop it, damn!
618
00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:14,946
♪ We're at the party
619
00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:17,616
♪ We sipping more than Bacardi
620
00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:20,385
♪ Clubbin' all night long
621
00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:22,487
♪ We clubbin' all night long
622
00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:24,623
♪ We're at the party
623
00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:27,792
♪ It's time to get it all started ♪
624
00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:29,060
♪ The party don't stop
625
00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:30,662
♪ I rock too hot and the party don't stop ♪
626
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:33,465
♪ All night long
627
00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:44,009
♪ We're at the party
628
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:46,711
♪ We sipping more than Bacardi
629
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,414
♪ Clubbin' all night long
630
00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:51,483
♪ We clubbin' all night long
631
00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:53,652
♪ We're at the party
632
00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:56,821
♪ It's time to get it all started ♪
633
00:25:56,821 --> 00:25:58,056
♪ The party don't stop
634
00:25:58,056 --> 00:25:59,224
- Hey, hey, what's up there, homie.
635
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,358
Man, how you guys doing, man?
636
00:26:00,358 --> 00:26:01,593
My name is Pablo.
637
00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:04,729
I'm what you might call the hookup.
638
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,164
I got everything, whatever you need, man.
639
00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:09,100
I got cell phones, pagers, golf clubs, jewelry.
640
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,602
Whatever you need, man, I got it man.
641
00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:12,938
- Hey, hey, hey, nigga, why you talkin' like that?
642
00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:13,838
- What? - For real.
643
00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:15,006
- I'm a Mexican, man.
644
00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:15,840
I got everything you need.
645
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,908
You need some oranges?
646
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,610
I got 'em, man, you know.
647
00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:20,011
- No, no, no. - Hey, look, look.
648
00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:21,246
- We straight, man.
649
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,181
- Look, man, you sure you don't want anything?
650
00:26:23,181 --> 00:26:24,849
- I'm sure I don't want anything, man.
651
00:26:24,849 --> 00:26:25,784
- We're cool, man.
652
00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:28,186
- Forget you guys, then, man.
653
00:26:29,955 --> 00:26:31,456
- How you don't know it was your cousin?
654
00:26:31,456 --> 00:26:32,757
- I don't know that man.
655
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,360
(gentle music)
656
00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:40,031
- Hey, man, we need to go here
657
00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:41,533
and do this lifeguard thing, man,
658
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:42,767
'cause we can do this together, man.
659
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,970
I ain't come, I need you to do this for me,
660
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,105
to motivate me, man.
661
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,541
You know what I'm saying?
662
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,742
It seems like every time we go out, man,
663
00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:53,645
you always just get so unfocused.
664
00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:56,214
(gentle music)
665
00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:24,409
(record scratches)
666
00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:26,978
(Tommy grunts)
667
00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:35,820
(gentle music)
668
00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:44,462
- Now that's what I call an American beauty.
669
00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:46,431
You haven't listened to a word I said.
670
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:47,599
- Huh?
671
00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:49,000
Hold this, homie.
672
00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:58,543
(laughs) You must be a long lost member of Destiny's Child,
673
00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:01,379
because your body is bootylicious!
674
00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:02,781
♪ This time I know you're ready ♪
675
00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:03,882
♪ You're ready
676
00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:05,050
- It's you again?
677
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:06,551
- It's fate.
678
00:28:06,551 --> 00:28:08,286
It's like kismet, the way our worlds just keep colliding,
679
00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:09,120
just boom!
680
00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:13,458
You know, it's like the world just,
681
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:15,393
all right, well, all right,
682
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:16,528
I'll just holler at you later.
683
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,463
You know, you probably got new people
684
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:19,964
to rescue and stuff.
685
00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:23,735
I'm just, you know, so I just, hey, damn!
686
00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:25,704
- You need to get up out of my way, fool!
687
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,707
- You need to watch where you goin'.
688
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:31,142
- Listen here.
689
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:32,711
I'm Marco.
690
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:37,215
Until I get down with the female, she's unavailable.
691
00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:38,416
Now I ain't got down with Tommy yet,
692
00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:40,151
but she's on my list.
693
00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:42,821
It's all right.
694
00:28:42,821 --> 00:28:45,857
You can have my leftovers, capisce?
695
00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:47,992
- Hey, dog, see, that ain't, I ain't flinch.
696
00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:50,528
I'm just ready, I'm ready.
697
00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:52,764
- Yeah, that's real good.
698
00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:56,101
I'm glad we understand each other.
699
00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:58,169
- Stop touching me, stop.
700
00:28:58,169 --> 00:29:00,572
Kick rocks, before I kick your ass, man.
701
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,507
Nobody's scared, I know karate, dude.
702
00:29:02,507 --> 00:29:05,009
I know karate, and I'll use it.
703
00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:07,846
♪ Me, me, me
704
00:29:07,846 --> 00:29:10,682
♪ Gee, oh my God
705
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:12,751
♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce
706
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,586
♪ Rush all of us back, called to blocks ♪
707
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:18,523
♪ Off the block, off the couch
708
00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:22,026
- What you doing, dog?
709
00:29:22,026 --> 00:29:24,129
- What are we doing here?
710
00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:27,198
- Oh snap, hey.
711
00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:29,968
Check this out.
712
00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:34,105
We catch the Beach Bandit, we come up on $5,000,
713
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,141
just like that (snaps).
714
00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:38,376
- I don't see no Beach Bandit around here.
715
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:39,778
And if my math is correct, between us,
716
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:42,547
we only got about zero big faces.
717
00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:45,650
And plus, man, I don't think that my $38 is enough
718
00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:48,219
to afford this hotel, so what are we doing here?
719
00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:49,454
- Don't trip, homie.
720
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,922
This one's on me.
721
00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:52,557
- Where the hell did you get all that money?
722
00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:56,628
- A true baller keeps an emergency stash full of big faces.
723
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,329
- If you had all that money, why the hell were we runnin'
724
00:29:58,329 --> 00:29:59,397
from the taxicab driver?
725
00:29:59,397 --> 00:30:00,565
Why didn't you just pay him?
726
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:01,800
- You spend your money on what you want
727
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,067
to spend your money on, and I'll spend my money
728
00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:06,404
on what I want to spend my money on.
729
00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:08,139
- Those are all hundreds?
730
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,809
- Franklin's face on every last bill, brother.
731
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:11,643
- Let me see this.
732
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:12,644
- Hey, stop.
733
00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:16,281
- Every bill has Franklin's face on it, all right.
734
00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:17,982
It's Aretha Franklin, not Benjamin Franklin.
735
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:19,350
When the hell did she come out with a bill?
736
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:20,618
- Yo, they both Franklins, man.
737
00:30:20,618 --> 00:30:22,654
I'm sure they're related somewhere down the line.
738
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,088
Gettin' all technical.
739
00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:26,090
- Man, this, I'm not goin' in there with that.
740
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:27,425
It look like Monopoly money.
741
00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:30,195
- Man, nobody look at money that close, man.
742
00:30:30,195 --> 00:30:32,630
Now we goin' in there, and we gettin' the best suite
743
00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:34,933
that money can buy.
744
00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:35,934
- This ain't gonna work, man.
745
00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:37,602
- I guarantee you that it works.
746
00:30:37,602 --> 00:30:38,837
- It ain't gonna work.
747
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:39,537
- I mean, if it don't, what they gonna do?
748
00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:41,172
Throw us out?
749
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:44,008
(spring boings) (Donzelli and Bird grunt)
750
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,944
(upbeat music)
751
00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:48,146
My money, my money.
752
00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:51,115
Help me pick up my big faces.
753
00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:53,952
Help me pick up my big faces, man!
754
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,794
- [Bird] Hey, man, what if that Beach Bandit show up?
755
00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,362
- Man, I'm the one over here sittin'
756
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,797
on a knapsack full of money.
757
00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:07,298
You're over there sittin' on $40.
758
00:31:07,298 --> 00:31:09,400
- $38, I bought this shirt, remember?
759
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,236
- Man, just go to sleep, okay?
760
00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:12,470
Just try to think of all the fun
761
00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:15,907
we're gonna have the next two days.
762
00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:18,243
(Bird sobs)
763
00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:22,046
What's wrong with you?
764
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:23,248
- I'm scared, man.
765
00:31:23,248 --> 00:31:25,149
- Man, stop acting like a little punk, man!
766
00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:26,818
Ain't nothin' to be scared of out here, man.
767
00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:27,886
Start acting like a man,
768
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,988
instead of a pig-tailed little girl!
769
00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:33,491
Somebody come over here, I wish they would, ooh!
770
00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:34,492
- Hey, yo, guys--
771
00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:35,760
(Donzelli and Bird scream)
772
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,862
Yo, yo, it's me, man, it's me, man!
773
00:31:37,862 --> 00:31:38,930
What's wrong with you all?
774
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:39,764
It's me! - You can't be runnin'
775
00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:41,065
on people like that!
776
00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:43,501
- Yo, I got a place for us to stay, yo.
777
00:31:43,501 --> 00:31:48,106
Come on, let's talk on the way there, come on.
778
00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:51,442
This is where we gonna stay for the weekend.
779
00:31:51,442 --> 00:31:53,011
Watch where you're walkin', man.
780
00:31:53,011 --> 00:31:54,879
- [Donzelli] Heavens to Murgatroyd!
781
00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:56,614
Yo, how you hook this up?
782
00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:58,516
- Yo, yo, yo, we got to keep it down, man.
783
00:31:58,516 --> 00:32:00,184
They got some other folks stayin' here,
784
00:32:00,184 --> 00:32:01,019
and they sleepin' right now.
785
00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:02,053
You know what I'm sayin?
786
00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:03,354
- [Donzelli] Who?
787
00:32:03,354 --> 00:32:04,689
- Just some females.
788
00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:08,359
- Oh shit, oh shit (hoots)!
789
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,728
- This is it, yo!
790
00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,106
- Yes, man!
791
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:25,743
Yo, you have always been the pimp of the group.
792
00:32:25,743 --> 00:32:27,278
- See, you got it all wrong.
793
00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,714
See, first of all, I was lookin' for you all,
794
00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:31,549
and I ran into these girls, told them what happened.
795
00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:33,551
We lost our dough and the car.
796
00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:34,819
It's like, "Yo, y'all can stay the weekend."
797
00:32:34,819 --> 00:32:36,888
Matter of fact, I was talkin' to her.
798
00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:38,990
She says she know you.
799
00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:39,824
- Me?
800
00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:41,125
- Yeah.
801
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,393
Says she met you at a convenience store
802
00:32:42,393 --> 00:32:45,897
and saw you on the beach earlier or something.
803
00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:48,733
- No, that's, that's, that's that,
804
00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:50,568
that's my lifeguard buddy, man.
805
00:32:50,568 --> 00:32:52,303
I told you she dug me, bro.
806
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:53,304
You gotta...
807
00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:55,673
That's okay.
808
00:32:55,673 --> 00:32:58,743
- Yo, she said come check out and say hi when you got here.
809
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:01,446
- It's like 1:30, one, one, one in the morning.
810
00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:03,448
- She said it don't matter what time it is.
811
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:05,350
- You know what that means?
812
00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:08,753
- [Raymond And Donzelli] Panty raid (laughs)!
813
00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:10,488
- Yo, her room's the one upstairs, dog.
814
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:11,756
- All right.
815
00:33:11,756 --> 00:33:12,924
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
816
00:33:12,924 --> 00:33:14,325
I know you gonna need the essentials.
817
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:15,460
And I got a few of 'em.
818
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:16,294
Here you go, baby.
819
00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:17,762
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
820
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:19,764
- Uh, uh, uh, better take two.
821
00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:22,033
You gonna have your hands full with this one.
822
00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:23,534
- I'm out.
823
00:33:23,534 --> 00:33:24,969
- Hell, yeah.
824
00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:26,637
- Hold on, hold on, where are the other girl?
825
00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:27,705
- Downstairs.
826
00:33:28,606 --> 00:33:29,774
- Good.
827
00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:30,608
- Bird!
828
00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:33,211
Where you going?
829
00:33:33,211 --> 00:33:35,013
- To get my bird slice a nappy dugout.
830
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,147
- But you don't even know what she look like!
831
00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:37,015
- [Bird] It don't matter!
832
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:37,849
- Do you need a condom?
833
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,350
- [Bird] Hey, hell, no!
834
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:41,853
(funky music)
835
00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:46,024
♪ Hey, lover
836
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,225
♪ Hey, love boy
837
00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:49,694
♪ I'm so in love with you
838
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:52,196
♪ You came to my rescue
839
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:54,732
♪ And changed my view of you
840
00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:59,737
♪ I hope we can make this love forever ♪
841
00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:04,642
♪ No change, I like everything about you ♪
842
00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:09,547
♪ You claim to be more than what you are ♪
843
00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:13,484
- Turn over and give Pimpzelli a kiss.
844
00:34:13,484 --> 00:34:14,919
- Okay.
845
00:34:14,919 --> 00:34:15,887
(Donzelli shrieks)
846
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:19,524
♪ Supposed to know who you are
847
00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:21,526
♪ But game recognize game
848
00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:22,427
(Tommy yells)
849
00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:23,261
- Out!
850
00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:27,198
You pervert!
851
00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:28,032
Get out!
852
00:34:28,032 --> 00:34:28,866
- [Bird] Ow, ow!
853
00:34:28,866 --> 00:34:30,701
- [Tommy] Pervert, go!
854
00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:34,405
(Donzelli shrieks)
855
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,007
- Come on, come on.
856
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:38,576
Don't be shy.
857
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,244
I'm gonna get you.
858
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:43,915
(Donzelli and Bird panting)
859
00:34:48,686 --> 00:34:49,587
- What?
860
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:51,589
- What, this bitch is fat.
861
00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:55,093
(Raymond laughs)
862
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,361
- I ain't never gonna get no vagina.
863
00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:59,964
(birds squawk)
864
00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:10,875
(dramatic music)
865
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,777
- Hey, that's my purse!
866
00:35:18,382 --> 00:35:20,952
(upbeat music)
867
00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:25,490
♪ Is it
868
00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:28,726
(Donzelli hums)
869
00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:31,429
- What are you doing here?
870
00:35:31,429 --> 00:35:33,231
- Oh, hey, girl, I told him that him
871
00:35:33,231 --> 00:35:35,600
and his boys can stay here for the next two days.
872
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,734
Isn't he fun?
873
00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:41,305
- I'm gonna go get ready for work.
874
00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:45,109
- You know, normally folks have dessert
875
00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:48,179
only after dinner, but as a special treat,
876
00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:51,182
how would you like to have dessert after breakfast?
877
00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,784
(quirky music)
878
00:35:55,253 --> 00:35:56,821
What about breakfast?
879
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,990
- I done lost my appetite.
880
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,592
(Donzelli groans)
881
00:36:01,592 --> 00:36:05,163
- Donzelli, stop playin', come back here, boy!
882
00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:09,467
(smooth music)
883
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,504
- Even though I took a shower, I still feel dirty, man.
884
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,439
I still got the clothes I had on yesterday.
885
00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:18,209
- It's time for a shopping spree.
886
00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:19,710
(hands clap)
887
00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:21,779
Oh, dog, I told you.
888
00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:22,947
- I didn't think it was gonna work, man.
889
00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:24,615
- Hey, you all get me some?
890
00:36:24,615 --> 00:36:27,118
- Man, you scared, you old fraidy-cat.
891
00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:28,953
We in there stealin' and carryin' on, man.
892
00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:30,121
- Hey, hey!
893
00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:31,055
- [Raymond And Donzelli] Oh shit!
894
00:36:31,055 --> 00:36:31,889
- Hey you, get back here!
895
00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:33,524
This money no good!
896
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:35,526
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
897
00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:44,235
- To lifeguards, let the training begin!
898
00:36:44,235 --> 00:36:47,505
(funky music)
899
00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:49,640
And one, two, three, four.
900
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:52,743
Come on, come on, Bird.
901
00:36:52,743 --> 00:36:55,413
(playful music)
902
00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:02,353
And one,
903
00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:06,057
two, three.
904
00:37:07,191 --> 00:37:08,759
Come on, Bird.
905
00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:10,194
Come on, Bird, suck it up!
906
00:37:10,194 --> 00:37:12,997
Show some toughness, let's go!
907
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:13,898
Good.
908
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:14,699
Let's do it, guys, come on.
909
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:15,666
We got Bird.
910
00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:16,667
He's got to catch up, let's go!
911
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,337
(playful music)
912
00:37:27,511 --> 00:37:28,679
Come on, Bird.
913
00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:33,884
Come on, hustle up!
914
00:37:37,288 --> 00:37:38,856
Bird, hurry, hurry!
915
00:37:42,693 --> 00:37:44,895
Good, Bird, you got to save her life.
916
00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:45,963
Give her CPR.
917
00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:48,699
Come on, Bird, hurry.
918
00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:49,634
You got to save her life!
919
00:37:49,634 --> 00:37:51,035
Just give her mouth-to-mouth!
920
00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,704
(playful music)
921
00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:02,146
(lips smacking)
922
00:38:10,054 --> 00:38:13,157
(Bird moans) (lips smack)
923
00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:16,260
- Excuse me, but for your information, the line to register
924
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:19,563
for the bikini beach contest is a few booths up the beach.
925
00:38:19,563 --> 00:38:21,732
Just trying to help you.
926
00:38:21,732 --> 00:38:23,234
- What you here for?
927
00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:25,102
- I'm here to register my mixed CD in the contest,
928
00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:26,904
so I can win that money and get signed,
929
00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:28,239
you know, get a deal.
930
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,807
- Mm-hmm. - What you here for?
931
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:30,908
- Same thing.
932
00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:35,579
- Oh, okay, you in line for your man, all right.
933
00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:38,249
While he out hollerin' at another breezy, okay.
934
00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:40,184
He got you well-trained (laughs).
935
00:38:40,184 --> 00:38:41,152
- I don't have a man.
936
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,420
I'm registering myself.
937
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:43,754
I'm a hip hop artist.
938
00:38:43,754 --> 00:38:45,656
(Donzelli laughs)
939
00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:46,924
- "I'm a hip hop artist."
940
00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:48,326
- Next! - All right.
941
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,160
Ooh, yeah.
942
00:38:50,594 --> 00:38:52,496
- Come on, I'm gonna need your $300 registration fee.
943
00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,165
- Cool.
944
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,499
Keep the change.
945
00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:00,338
(woman scoffs)
946
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,939
What, you aren't allowed to take tips?
947
00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:03,841
- We're not allowed to take funny money.
948
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,676
And your money is hilarious.
949
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:06,877
(Rebel laughs)
950
00:39:06,877 --> 00:39:08,612
It should be hosting the new Def Comedy Jam.
951
00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:10,114
Now bounce.
952
00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:13,851
- (laughs) Oh it looks like you're a little short, shorty.
953
00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:15,119
- You know what?
954
00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:18,456
Mind your own business, you old fake-ass J-Lo.
955
00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:20,491
- Uh, that'll be Rebel Rouser.
956
00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:24,061
Don't let the good looks fool you, homie.
957
00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:25,129
- Next!
958
00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:26,330
(Rebel laughs) Come on, girl.
959
00:39:26,330 --> 00:39:27,298
- That's...
960
00:39:34,805 --> 00:39:37,241
- Woo-hoo, man, what's up, dog?
961
00:39:37,241 --> 00:39:39,744
Oh, you got your new lifeguard uniform on, hmm?
962
00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:41,479
Lookin' spiffy there, man.
963
00:39:41,479 --> 00:39:43,147
- Apparently, it ain't that spiffy.
964
00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:46,417
I mean, hell, females still ignore me.
965
00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:48,886
Man, I thought once I became a lifeguard
966
00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:49,920
that females would like me.
967
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,755
I'd become cool.
968
00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:52,823
I'd be the man.
969
00:39:52,823 --> 00:39:55,259
- Look, man, I'm a reformed player.
970
00:39:55,259 --> 00:39:56,694
I could tell you one of the golden rules
971
00:39:56,694 --> 00:39:58,529
about being a player, baby.
972
00:39:58,529 --> 00:40:01,332
A man always want to put his hand inside a woman pants,
973
00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:04,735
but a woman always want to put her hand inside a man pocket.
974
00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:06,604
Do you see what I'm sayin'?
975
00:40:06,604 --> 00:40:08,005
- I don't get it.
976
00:40:08,005 --> 00:40:10,408
- Man, act like you got cash,
977
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,376
and you more liable to get the ass.
978
00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:14,211
- I don't have any cash.
979
00:40:14,211 --> 00:40:17,715
- Fake it till you make it, player!
980
00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:21,519
Man, never mind, oh, would you look at that.
981
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:22,353
A'ight.
982
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,059
- What you, what you doin'?
983
00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:31,028
- It's called minding my own business.
984
00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:33,030
You should try it sometime.
985
00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:34,799
- Look, Tomasina.
986
00:40:34,799 --> 00:40:36,100
- Tommy.
987
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,868
- Okay, Tommy, I ain't been nothin' but cool
988
00:40:37,868 --> 00:40:40,037
with you ever since I met you yesterday.
989
00:40:40,037 --> 00:40:42,706
But you keep being all saditty and stank.
990
00:40:42,706 --> 00:40:43,974
That's it.
991
00:40:43,974 --> 00:40:45,242
I ain't being cool with you no more.
992
00:40:45,242 --> 00:40:47,878
My friendship, either you're in or you're out,
993
00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:49,647
right here, right now.
994
00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:50,448
- I'm out.
995
00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:54,318
- So, well, do you want to,
996
00:40:54,318 --> 00:40:56,554
yeah, you want to take, like, maybe take a little time,
997
00:40:56,554 --> 00:40:58,489
maybe think about it or something?
998
00:40:58,489 --> 00:41:00,558
That's a, you know, I'm rushin' you, you know.
999
00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:02,560
You're in or you're out.
1000
00:41:04,895 --> 00:41:06,130
- Here we go!
1001
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:09,733
The winning team gets to split up $1,000!
1002
00:41:09,733 --> 00:41:11,435
(crowd cheers)
1003
00:41:11,435 --> 00:41:12,603
Ladies, ready,
1004
00:41:13,904 --> 00:41:14,738
set,
1005
00:41:15,739 --> 00:41:17,174
go!
1006
00:41:17,174 --> 00:41:18,442
(crowd cheers)
1007
00:41:18,442 --> 00:41:22,179
- [Crowd] Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull!
1008
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:23,914
- Pull!
1009
00:41:24,915 --> 00:41:26,283
Come on!
1010
00:41:26,283 --> 00:41:28,919
(crowd cheers)
1011
00:41:46,937 --> 00:41:50,641
- [Crowd] Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull!
1012
00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:54,812
Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull!
1013
00:41:56,180 --> 00:42:00,784
Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull!
1014
00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:04,955
Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull!
1015
00:42:06,223 --> 00:42:09,827
(Miranda screams)
1016
00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:12,563
(crowd applauds)
1017
00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:40,824
- Hey, what's up?
1018
00:42:40,824 --> 00:42:41,992
How you doing?
1019
00:42:42,993 --> 00:42:45,029
I drive a Benz.
1020
00:42:45,029 --> 00:42:46,997
- Hi, my name is Kelly.
1021
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:49,833
(bell dings)
1022
00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:51,268
- You see the thing is, it's like,
1023
00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:54,271
I'm cool with most of the people in the industry already,
1024
00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:55,673
so it's just like a matter of time
1025
00:42:55,673 --> 00:42:57,408
before, you know, I get a record deal
1026
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:58,842
and just blow up your way.
1027
00:42:58,842 --> 00:43:01,345
You know, it's like Master P, Russell Simmons.
1028
00:43:01,345 --> 00:43:02,513
They was all, like, the homies.
1029
00:43:02,513 --> 00:43:03,714
You know what I'm saying?
1030
00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:06,450
Me and E-40, we like brothers, shit.
1031
00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,852
- Hmm, you'll have to introduce me.
1032
00:43:08,852 --> 00:43:09,887
- To 40?
1033
00:43:09,887 --> 00:43:12,523
It's nothin', consider it done.
1034
00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:13,691
That's my boy.
1035
00:43:18,228 --> 00:43:19,063
Yo!
1036
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:22,066
This is how I can make some cash
1037
00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:25,269
to enter into the Boogie Beach Bash mixed CD contest.
1038
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:26,570
And I'd have some money left over
1039
00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:28,372
to go up into the studio.
1040
00:43:28,372 --> 00:43:29,540
- How?
1041
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:31,542
- By catching this Beach Bandit.
1042
00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,377
- You're not gonna catch the Beach Bandit.
1043
00:43:33,377 --> 00:43:34,411
- Why not?
1044
00:43:34,411 --> 00:43:35,579
- 'Cause I am.
1045
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,549
- What you, what you...
1046
00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:42,886
(Tommy grunts)
1047
00:43:42,886 --> 00:43:43,887
All right.
1048
00:43:43,887 --> 00:43:45,055
Be like that then.
1049
00:43:45,055 --> 00:43:46,056
We'll see who catch the Beach Bandit
1050
00:43:46,056 --> 00:43:47,491
and come up on some money.
1051
00:43:47,491 --> 00:43:49,727
May the sexiest person win.
1052
00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:50,928
And that's gonna be me,
1053
00:43:50,928 --> 00:43:54,131
'cause I got sex, sex appeal, the sexiest.
1054
00:43:57,334 --> 00:43:59,737
- Hey, Tommy, you ready for some lunch?
1055
00:43:59,737 --> 00:44:01,071
- Yes, let's go.
1056
00:44:02,606 --> 00:44:04,008
- What you doing?
1057
00:44:15,753 --> 00:44:17,354
- Hey, yo, homes!
1058
00:44:17,354 --> 00:44:19,757
You didn't get the babe, because you're not flashy enough.
1059
00:44:19,757 --> 00:44:21,925
What you need to do is get some ice, ese.
1060
00:44:21,925 --> 00:44:23,627
You need to get the blingy bling, homes!
1061
00:44:23,627 --> 00:44:24,862
- I'm cool.
1062
00:44:24,862 --> 00:44:25,796
- Okay.
1063
00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:26,830
Hey, yo!
1064
00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:28,599
Blingy bling!
1065
00:44:28,599 --> 00:44:29,433
Blingy!
1066
00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:39,476
- You all right?
1067
00:44:39,476 --> 00:44:40,310
- Yeah.
1068
00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:43,814
I think I stepped on a seashell.
1069
00:44:43,814 --> 00:44:45,049
- Yeah? - There's no blood,
1070
00:44:45,049 --> 00:44:46,550
only a bruise.
1071
00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:48,786
- Let me take a look at it.
1072
00:44:53,624 --> 00:44:55,159
Beautiful.
1073
00:44:55,159 --> 00:44:56,994
- The bruise?
1074
00:44:56,994 --> 00:44:58,128
- [Raymond] The feet
1075
00:44:58,128 --> 00:44:58,962
(Miranda laughs)
1076
00:44:58,962 --> 00:45:00,531
and your leg
1077
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,132
and your arm.
1078
00:45:02,132 --> 00:45:02,966
- Gracias.
1079
00:45:03,834 --> 00:45:04,835
I'm Miranda.
1080
00:45:05,803 --> 00:45:06,637
- Raymond.
1081
00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:09,840
- Nice to meet you.
1082
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,409
(upbeat music)
1083
00:45:15,312 --> 00:45:17,014
- [Bird] There it is.
1084
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:19,917
- This is your car?
1085
00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:23,220
- Yup, this is all me, the Yellow Canary.
1086
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:25,155
- I thought you said you had a Benz.
1087
00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:25,989
- Huh?
1088
00:45:27,157 --> 00:45:27,991
I, I do
1089
00:45:29,259 --> 00:45:32,896
and a Porsche, a Range Rover and a Bentley.
1090
00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:36,900
- Ooh, take me for a ride, papi, please, please?
1091
00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:39,536
- Yeah, we can do that.
1092
00:45:39,536 --> 00:45:40,370
- Hey!
1093
00:45:41,505 --> 00:45:45,209
Can you two kissin' fish raise up off my car?
1094
00:45:45,209 --> 00:45:47,211
This is expensive paint.
1095
00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:54,118
(quirky music)
1096
00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:56,787
(tires screech)
1097
00:45:58,455 --> 00:45:59,623
- Um, see, uh,
1098
00:46:01,525 --> 00:46:03,193
that was my baby cousin.
1099
00:46:03,193 --> 00:46:04,962
You know, I just let him use the whip sometimes
1100
00:46:04,962 --> 00:46:06,363
- No, no need to explain.
1101
00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:07,798
I understand.
1102
00:46:07,798 --> 00:46:10,734
I mean, I know how family can get.
1103
00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:12,703
- You do? - Mm-hmm.
1104
00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:15,405
Why don't we go somewhere a little more private,
1105
00:46:15,405 --> 00:46:17,708
so we can get our freak on?
1106
00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:20,711
- Let's do that.
1107
00:46:21,879 --> 00:46:23,781
Come on, let's do that.
1108
00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:28,819
- [Raymond] How's that?
1109
00:46:28,819 --> 00:46:31,054
- It feels so good.
1110
00:46:31,054 --> 00:46:34,458
But it looks like my girls are ready to go.
1111
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:35,759
It was nice meeting you.
1112
00:46:35,759 --> 00:46:36,994
- How you gonna just walk out
1113
00:46:36,994 --> 00:46:38,328
of my life like that, that quick?
1114
00:46:38,328 --> 00:46:40,063
- Maybe we should exchange numbers?
1115
00:46:40,063 --> 00:46:42,733
- Definitely, we have to exchange numbers.
1116
00:46:42,733 --> 00:46:45,302
(upbeat music)
1117
00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:09,927
- Call me.
1118
00:47:09,927 --> 00:47:12,496
(upbeat music)
1119
00:47:14,631 --> 00:47:16,033
- Look at you,
1120
00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:17,835
still gettin' more ass than a pimp
1121
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,504
with hydraulics on his Cadillac.
1122
00:47:21,872 --> 00:47:23,941
Ooh, she do got hella three-wheel motion goin' on
1123
00:47:23,941 --> 00:47:25,642
with all that booty, yo! - She do, don't she?
1124
00:47:25,642 --> 00:47:26,877
(both laugh)
1125
00:47:26,877 --> 00:47:29,446
Hey, it's not even like that, man.
1126
00:47:29,446 --> 00:47:31,682
She was hurt, and I was just helping her.
1127
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,851
- So y'all didn't exchange numbers?
1128
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,353
- I mean, just to be polite.
1129
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:40,691
Listen, man, I'm with, my heart is, is with...
1130
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,125
- London.
1131
00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:44,061
- My heart belongs to London, man, you understand?
1132
00:47:44,061 --> 00:47:47,798
I won't even pick up a phone to call Miranda.
1133
00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:50,133
- I'm glad you feel that way, man,
1134
00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:51,468
'cause her number just got washed away.
1135
00:47:51,468 --> 00:47:52,302
- No!
1136
00:47:53,303 --> 00:47:55,472
I know the first one was 760.
1137
00:47:55,472 --> 00:47:57,007
What's, come here, help me, man.
1138
00:47:57,007 --> 00:47:57,975
What is that?
1139
00:47:57,975 --> 00:47:59,142
Is that a three or an eight?
1140
00:47:59,142 --> 00:48:00,978
- Man, you are pathetic, man.
1141
00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:02,546
Look, I came over here to tell you we need
1142
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:06,049
to come up with some dough to register our mixed CD.
1143
00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:07,184
I'm out, dude.
1144
00:48:07,184 --> 00:48:08,652
You pathetic.
1145
00:48:08,652 --> 00:48:09,686
You need to go back into that Tricks Anonymous program.
1146
00:48:09,686 --> 00:48:11,655
You got problems, man.
1147
00:48:11,655 --> 00:48:13,490
You got problems!
1148
00:48:13,490 --> 00:48:14,324
You a ho!
1149
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:18,161
(quirky music)
1150
00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:21,999
- What's up, Cali?
1151
00:48:21,999 --> 00:48:23,700
All right, we need two more players
1152
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:25,669
for the pie-eating contest.
1153
00:48:25,669 --> 00:48:28,338
The winner's gonna receive $300.
1154
00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:33,410
(crowd cheers)
1155
00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:35,512
All right, looks like we need one more player
1156
00:48:35,512 --> 00:48:37,414
for the pie-eating contest.
1157
00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:40,550
(crowd applauds)
1158
00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:41,518
All right, looks like we're gonna have
1159
00:48:41,518 --> 00:48:43,620
to work with what we got.
1160
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:49,693
Ready,
1161
00:48:51,528 --> 00:48:53,030
set,
1162
00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:54,264
go!
1163
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:56,934
(playful music)
1164
00:48:58,235 --> 00:48:59,770
Let's go, let's go!
1165
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:02,873
All right, come on, work it, work it!
1166
00:49:08,145 --> 00:49:10,080
Come on, you can do it!
1167
00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:17,621
(Donzelli growls)
1168
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,456
We have no winner yet.
1169
00:49:20,891 --> 00:49:24,394
All right, looks like we got a winner, oh!
1170
00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:27,464
Winner of the pie-eating contest!
1171
00:49:27,464 --> 00:49:29,466
(crowd cheers)
1172
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:32,235
(crowd applauds)
1173
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,442
- You know, when you purchased them handcuffs
1174
00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:40,344
at that vendor booth,
1175
00:49:40,344 --> 00:49:43,480
I knew right then you like to do it real nasty.
1176
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,749
- That's the only way I like to do it.
1177
00:49:45,749 --> 00:49:46,850
(Bird moans)
1178
00:49:46,850 --> 00:49:48,518
Take off your shorts.
1179
00:49:48,518 --> 00:49:49,619
- Right here?
1180
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:53,690
Look, man, I don't think this is a good idea.
1181
00:49:53,690 --> 00:49:54,925
You know what I'm saying?
1182
00:49:54,925 --> 00:49:56,193
I mean, this is my first day on duty, you know,
1183
00:49:56,193 --> 00:49:58,795
and I can get in big trouble if I get caught.
1184
00:49:58,795 --> 00:50:01,131
- If you get caught.
1185
00:50:01,131 --> 00:50:02,699
No risk, no reward.
1186
00:50:06,636 --> 00:50:08,105
- All right, all right,
1187
00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:09,873
all right, you got me, you got me.
1188
00:50:09,873 --> 00:50:11,141
All right, I'll take 'em off.
1189
00:50:11,141 --> 00:50:11,808
All right, step back, step back, step back.
1190
00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:12,542
I got this.
1191
00:50:20,317 --> 00:50:21,151
These too?
1192
00:50:23,453 --> 00:50:24,955
- Close your eyes.
1193
00:50:29,993 --> 00:50:31,628
- That's right.
1194
00:50:31,628 --> 00:50:32,696
(quirky music)
1195
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,698
You know, I got to admit.
1196
00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:37,901
This is my first time ever having sex,
1197
00:50:37,901 --> 00:50:41,638
and my first time ever gettin' a mic check.
1198
00:50:41,638 --> 00:50:44,241
But I'm ready whenever you are.
1199
00:50:45,175 --> 00:50:47,744
(quirky music)
1200
00:50:51,515 --> 00:50:52,349
Kelly!
1201
00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:54,584
Kelly!
1202
00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:57,587
- Aw, damn!
1203
00:50:58,822 --> 00:51:00,023
- Hey, bro, bro,
1204
00:51:00,023 --> 00:51:01,992
man, come on, listen, man, listen.
1205
00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:03,560
There's a vendor about a quarter-mile up the beach
1206
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,362
that sells a pair of handcuffs.
1207
00:51:05,362 --> 00:51:06,830
Go there and purchase a pair,
1208
00:51:06,830 --> 00:51:08,031
and they're gonna give you a key.
1209
00:51:08,031 --> 00:51:10,600
Come back and see me with the key.
1210
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,736
And please, whatever you do,
1211
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,871
don't tell nobody.
1212
00:51:14,871 --> 00:51:16,573
- All right, all right,
1213
00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:17,741
I ain't gonna say nothing.
1214
00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:18,675
- I appreciate that, man.
1215
00:51:18,675 --> 00:51:20,911
Please, hurry up, man, please.
1216
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:25,082
- Yo, there's a dude back here bucket-naked!
1217
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:27,250
- Oh, oh, hell no!
1218
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:30,420
Oh, oh! (sirens whine)
1219
00:51:31,288 --> 00:51:32,389
(Bird sobs)
1220
00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:34,524
- What in the hell?
1221
00:51:34,524 --> 00:51:36,026
What's going on with you, huh?
1222
00:51:36,026 --> 00:51:37,294
(Bird sobs)
1223
00:51:37,294 --> 00:51:39,262
Uh-huh, you're butt-naked, huh?
1224
00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:40,864
- [Officer] What you holding there, huh?
1225
00:51:40,864 --> 00:51:42,699
I'm just gonna push you back here.
1226
00:51:42,699 --> 00:51:43,867
- [Bird] This ain't right.
1227
00:51:43,867 --> 00:51:45,569
- Uh-huh. - This is insane.
1228
00:51:45,569 --> 00:51:48,038
♪ Yeah
1229
00:51:48,038 --> 00:51:49,806
♪ Yeah
1230
00:51:49,806 --> 00:51:51,374
- Yee-hah, woo hoo!
1231
00:51:52,809 --> 00:51:54,744
This shirt is workin' for me, man.
1232
00:51:54,744 --> 00:51:59,483
Tonight, you can officially declare me a ho magnet, man.
1233
00:51:59,483 --> 00:52:01,251
Beach bunnies beware!
1234
00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:03,753
- The magnet is here?
1235
00:52:03,753 --> 00:52:04,588
- That's right.
1236
00:52:04,588 --> 00:52:07,057
(both laugh)
1237
00:52:09,893 --> 00:52:10,961
Aw, hell naw!
1238
00:52:12,729 --> 00:52:13,763
I know you're not sittin' there waitin'
1239
00:52:13,763 --> 00:52:16,166
for that Miranda girl to call.
1240
00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:18,401
- Man, I just want to make sure her foot is all right, okay?
1241
00:52:18,401 --> 00:52:21,271
- She probably up there at the Hoedown by the Beach.
1242
00:52:21,271 --> 00:52:22,572
- I doubt it, man.
1243
00:52:22,572 --> 00:52:23,974
Her foot had a pretty bad swell to it, man.
1244
00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:26,343
She probably got it kicked up with ice on it.
1245
00:52:26,343 --> 00:52:28,111
(phone beeps) - All right, man.
1246
00:52:28,111 --> 00:52:29,279
Suit yourself.
1247
00:52:30,447 --> 00:52:32,082
You know you got a foot fetish, right?
1248
00:52:32,082 --> 00:52:33,016
- Man!
1249
00:52:33,016 --> 00:52:33,950
- You need to seek some help,
1250
00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:35,285
some counseling or some shit.
1251
00:52:35,285 --> 00:52:36,820
I ain't never known a nigga that feel on
1252
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:39,089
and rub on so many different feets.
1253
00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:40,257
You probably got foot fungus all up
1254
00:52:40,257 --> 00:52:44,161
under your fingernails (shudders).
1255
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:47,764
- No damn foot fetish under my fingernails.
1256
00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:51,434
(playful music)
1257
00:52:59,809 --> 00:53:01,144
- The fuck is...
1258
00:53:06,650 --> 00:53:08,451
What is you doing?
1259
00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:10,487
- Trying to kill myself.
1260
00:53:10,487 --> 00:53:11,788
- Man, and so you suicidal,
1261
00:53:11,788 --> 00:53:13,023
you probably not in the mood to go
1262
00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:15,625
to the Hoedown by the Beach, huh?
1263
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,628
Didn't think so.
1264
00:53:18,628 --> 00:53:20,297
All right, carry on.
1265
00:53:21,498 --> 00:53:24,334
(Donzelli grunts)
1266
00:53:25,569 --> 00:53:26,536
♪ No matter if you from the North ♪
1267
00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:27,904
♪ Or if you from the South
1268
00:53:27,904 --> 00:53:28,972
♪ If you roll up in this club
1269
00:53:28,972 --> 00:53:30,407
♪ We gonna party now
1270
00:53:30,407 --> 00:53:31,508
♪ Dude, the world keeps trippin' ♪
1271
00:53:31,508 --> 00:53:32,842
♪ We gonna cut it down
1272
00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:34,010
♪ Yet we ain't about to leave
1273
00:53:34,010 --> 00:53:35,345
♪ Until they shut it down
1274
00:53:35,345 --> 00:53:36,513
♪ No matter if you from the North ♪
1275
00:53:36,513 --> 00:53:37,847
♪ Or if you from the South
1276
00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:38,982
♪ If you roll up in this club
1277
00:53:38,982 --> 00:53:40,317
♪ We gonna party now
1278
00:53:40,317 --> 00:53:41,551
♪ If the world keeps trippin'
1279
00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:42,886
♪ We gonna cut it down
1280
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:44,087
♪ Yet we ain't about to leave
1281
00:53:44,087 --> 00:53:46,489
- Woo, heavens to Murgatroyd!
1282
00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:49,659
Look like you got two basketballs
1283
00:53:49,659 --> 00:53:50,994
in the back of yo' pants,
1284
00:53:50,994 --> 00:53:55,232
each cheek, pow, pow, Spalding, just chillin'!
1285
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,833
Hoo, I swear on it.
1286
00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:00,870
- You gots to step on back, black.
1287
00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:03,406
Tommy here is with me tonight.
1288
00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:04,241
- Hey!
1289
00:54:05,342 --> 00:54:06,343
♪ And I ain't get that
1290
00:54:06,343 --> 00:54:07,544
♪ Kinda just want to get that
1291
00:54:07,544 --> 00:54:09,112
(Donzelli grunts)
1292
00:54:09,112 --> 00:54:11,281
- All that touchin' me, though.
1293
00:54:11,281 --> 00:54:13,617
All that touchin' me, though!
1294
00:54:13,617 --> 00:54:16,853
- Man, maybe her foot wasn't that swelled up.
1295
00:54:16,853 --> 00:54:19,723
and she did go to the Hoedown by the Beach.
1296
00:54:19,723 --> 00:54:23,059
Think I should go down there, dog?
1297
00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:25,862
Or should I just chill and wait for her to call me?
1298
00:54:25,862 --> 00:54:26,696
- Here,
1299
00:54:28,231 --> 00:54:30,200
have a sip of my drink.
1300
00:54:33,036 --> 00:54:35,205
It'll make you feel better.
1301
00:54:35,205 --> 00:54:37,707
(Bird laughs)
1302
00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:40,477
It'll wash away
1303
00:54:41,378 --> 00:54:42,879
all your troubles.
1304
00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:48,118
- I'm cool, dog.
1305
00:54:49,052 --> 00:54:51,054
I'm not messin' with you.
1306
00:54:52,322 --> 00:54:55,058
- You don't know what you missing.
1307
00:54:55,058 --> 00:54:57,560
(phone rings)
1308
00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:02,832
- I knew I was the pimp.
1309
00:55:04,668 --> 00:55:05,802
Hello.
1310
00:55:05,802 --> 00:55:08,505
- Hey, baby, I miss you.
1311
00:55:08,505 --> 00:55:09,906
- Oh, hi, London.
1312
00:55:11,074 --> 00:55:13,143
- Well, don't act so excited to hear from me.
1313
00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:15,145
What, you got some bitch over there?
1314
00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:16,980
- I'ma get another 80.
1315
00:55:19,616 --> 00:55:21,918
- [Raymond] I think you had enough to drink, dog.
1316
00:55:21,918 --> 00:55:24,154
- [Bird] I'm just fine.
1317
00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:24,988
Thank you.
1318
00:55:25,955 --> 00:55:27,924
(Bird thuds)
1319
00:55:27,924 --> 00:55:29,025
- I hear a voice.
1320
00:55:29,025 --> 00:55:30,460
Who the hell is that tramp?
1321
00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:31,594
- No, baby, that's not another tramp.
1322
00:55:31,594 --> 00:55:33,096
That's Bird, okay.
1323
00:55:33,096 --> 00:55:35,031
Just let me all you back in one minute, all right, London?
1324
00:55:35,031 --> 00:55:36,032
One minute, one minute.
1325
00:55:36,032 --> 00:55:38,201
- Uh-uh, seem like this...
1326
00:55:39,269 --> 00:55:40,036
Hello?
1327
00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,106
Hello?
1328
00:55:43,106 --> 00:55:44,941
- Yo, you a'ight, son?
1329
00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:45,775
Bird!
1330
00:55:46,609 --> 00:55:47,477
Bird! (phone rings)
1331
00:55:47,477 --> 00:55:50,046
Oh. (Bird thuds)
1332
00:55:52,449 --> 00:55:53,883
Hello.
1333
00:55:53,883 --> 00:55:56,319
(laughs) Miranda.
1334
00:55:56,319 --> 00:55:57,854
What's up, baby girl?
1335
00:55:57,854 --> 00:56:00,290
♪ I know I'm in love, boy
1336
00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:02,659
♪ I'm so in love with you
1337
00:56:02,659 --> 00:56:03,827
- Thank you.
1338
00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:05,462
(Tommy laughs)
1339
00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:06,796
You're gettin' kind of close to me, you know that?
1340
00:56:06,796 --> 00:56:07,964
- Just tryin' to get a little closer to you.
1341
00:56:07,964 --> 00:56:09,566
That's all. - Hey.
1342
00:56:09,566 --> 00:56:10,967
Put your hands back there.
1343
00:56:10,967 --> 00:56:12,969
Come on, come on.
1344
00:56:12,969 --> 00:56:13,970
♪ Don't change
1345
00:56:13,970 --> 00:56:15,472
♪ I like everything
1346
00:56:15,472 --> 00:56:16,306
- Thank you.
1347
00:56:16,306 --> 00:56:17,707
Hey, man, come on.
1348
00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:18,641
- What?
1349
00:56:18,641 --> 00:56:19,576
- Don't touch me like that.
1350
00:56:19,576 --> 00:56:20,510
- [Marco] Why you trippin'?
1351
00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:22,912
- Marco, I don't like, stop it.
1352
00:56:23,813 --> 00:56:24,748
Stop!
1353
00:56:24,748 --> 00:56:27,217
- [Marco] Come here, I'm sorry.
1354
00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:31,888
- Marco, I'm serious, stop.
1355
00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:33,923
You are buggin'! - Eat yo' ass out.
1356
00:56:33,923 --> 00:56:36,326
Give me some more of that, T.
1357
00:56:38,361 --> 00:56:39,195
Come on.
1358
00:56:40,163 --> 00:56:41,898
(cup clatters)
1359
00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,099
- [Tommy] Ow!
1360
00:56:43,099 --> 00:56:44,768
Ouch! - Get your ass back there.
1361
00:56:44,768 --> 00:56:46,069
- The fuck?
1362
00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:47,070
- You are hurting my arm!
1363
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:49,105
Let go of me, stop, Marco!
1364
00:56:49,105 --> 00:56:50,206
Let go of me, Marco.
1365
00:56:50,206 --> 00:56:51,608
- Shut your ass up!
1366
00:56:51,608 --> 00:56:52,542
- You heard the young lady.
1367
00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:53,510
Let her go!
1368
00:56:55,612 --> 00:56:56,780
- Hey, what you say to me?
1369
00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:57,747
- You heard me.
1370
00:56:57,747 --> 00:57:00,583
That's why you let her go.
1371
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,552
- Ow (grunts)!
1372
00:57:02,552 --> 00:57:03,753
- Now mind your goddamned business
1373
00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:05,221
before I bitch slap yo' punk ass
1374
00:57:05,221 --> 00:57:07,690
in front of all these people.
1375
00:57:08,925 --> 00:57:10,460
- Let her go.
1376
00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:11,694
- Or what?
1377
00:57:11,694 --> 00:57:12,729
- Or I'm gonna rip yo' ass off
1378
00:57:12,729 --> 00:57:14,264
and sew it on your face.
1379
00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:16,199
It's gonna hurt like hell when you take a shit,
1380
00:57:16,199 --> 00:57:19,536
but you'll still look the same.
1381
00:57:19,536 --> 00:57:20,370
- Ooh!
1382
00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:22,939
(Marco spits)
1383
00:57:22,939 --> 00:57:24,808
- Yeah, what?
1384
00:57:24,808 --> 00:57:27,610
(Donzelli squeals) (glass clatters)
1385
00:57:27,610 --> 00:57:29,279
(fist thuds)
1386
00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:30,480
- I told you about that shit.
1387
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,448
Touchin' on me and all that shit!
1388
00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,283
(fist thuds) (Marco grunts)
1389
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,953
(Donzelli and Marco scream)
1390
00:57:42,826 --> 00:57:44,060
- Boy!
1391
00:57:44,060 --> 00:57:46,296
I told you to mind your own business, punk!
1392
00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:47,730
Get up out there!
1393
00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:50,233
You want some more, nigga?
1394
00:57:50,233 --> 00:57:51,067
You want some more?
1395
00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:52,235
Come on, nigga.
1396
00:57:52,235 --> 00:57:53,670
- Hey, hey, hey, calm down, calm down!
1397
00:57:53,670 --> 00:57:56,139
Hey, hey, hey, calm down, calm down, The Rock.
1398
00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:57,740
Look, look, look, we ain't gonna have no violence
1399
00:57:57,740 --> 00:58:00,243
at the 2003 Boogie Beach Bash.
1400
00:58:00,243 --> 00:58:01,744
Now y'all brothers got beef?
1401
00:58:01,744 --> 00:58:04,347
We gonna settle it like they settled it at a true hoedown.
1402
00:58:04,347 --> 00:58:05,582
Take it to the bull.
1403
00:58:05,582 --> 00:58:06,416
Let's go.
1404
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,686
Now instead of beating each other up
1405
00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:11,488
to see who's the biggest man,
1406
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:13,356
we gonna determine who's the biggest man by seeing
1407
00:58:13,356 --> 00:58:16,526
who can ride that there mechanical bull the longest.
1408
00:58:16,526 --> 00:58:19,529
Now which one of y'all is man enough to go first?
1409
00:58:19,529 --> 00:58:20,363
- Huh?
1410
00:58:24,033 --> 00:58:26,269
- Yeah, yeah, I'll, I'll do it.
1411
00:58:26,269 --> 00:58:27,370
- All right,
1412
00:58:27,370 --> 00:58:28,171
what's your name, man? - Hey, hey.
1413
00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:29,439
- And where you from?
1414
00:58:29,439 --> 00:58:31,674
- Donzelli, I'm from Phoenix, Arizona.
1415
00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:32,942
- All right, y'all, give it up
1416
00:58:32,942 --> 00:58:33,877
for Donzelli from Phoenix, Arizona.
1417
00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:36,479
(crowd cheers)
1418
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,049
All right, man, so hop on over there
1419
00:58:40,049 --> 00:58:41,718
and see how long you stay on that bull.
1420
00:58:41,718 --> 00:58:42,952
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
1421
00:58:42,952 --> 00:58:45,455
and take this with you.
1422
00:58:45,455 --> 00:58:46,356
There you go.
1423
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:49,292
- [All] Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1424
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:50,827
- [Man] You can do it, Donzelli!
1425
00:58:50,827 --> 00:58:54,998
- [All] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
1426
00:58:56,399 --> 00:59:00,069
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
1427
00:59:02,472 --> 00:59:06,643
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
1428
00:59:08,511 --> 00:59:12,682
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
1429
00:59:14,851 --> 00:59:18,488
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
1430
00:59:23,493 --> 00:59:24,327
(Donzelli screams)
1431
00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:25,895
(glass clatters)
1432
00:59:25,895 --> 00:59:28,665
(crowd applauds)
1433
00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:32,335
- [Woman] All right!
1434
00:59:33,436 --> 00:59:35,004
- 20 seconds.
1435
00:59:35,004 --> 00:59:38,675
Now let's see if the next man can beat that.
1436
00:59:41,110 --> 00:59:42,278
- Aw, hell no.
1437
00:59:43,446 --> 00:59:44,747
- [Host] Hey, man, where you going?
1438
00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:47,350
(solemn music)
1439
00:59:53,022 --> 00:59:56,526
- Should've socked that fool in the mouth.
1440
01:00:05,568 --> 01:00:07,704
- Thanks for standing up for me, tonight.
1441
01:00:07,704 --> 01:00:09,038
You didn't have to do that.
1442
01:00:09,038 --> 01:00:10,206
- I wanted to.
1443
01:00:12,241 --> 01:00:14,043
- I misjudged you.
1444
01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:15,612
I thought you were this insensitive guy
1445
01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:18,214
who just ran around sayin' slick shit,
1446
01:00:18,214 --> 01:00:20,049
and the only thing you cared about was gettin'
1447
01:00:20,049 --> 01:00:21,651
in somebody's panties.
1448
01:00:21,651 --> 01:00:24,554
- Other things are important to me.
1449
01:00:25,989 --> 01:00:27,624
None that I can think of right now,
1450
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:28,958
but I'm sure there's some stuff out there
1451
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:29,993
that's important to me.
1452
01:00:29,993 --> 01:00:32,295
(both laugh)
1453
01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:33,896
- You are so silly.
1454
01:00:35,732 --> 01:00:37,100
That's been one of the things that's been hardest
1455
01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:39,602
for me to resist about you,
1456
01:00:39,602 --> 01:00:41,170
is your sense of humor.
1457
01:00:41,170 --> 01:00:43,773
(gentle music)
1458
01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:51,948
- [Donzelli] Oh shit.
1459
01:00:52,849 --> 01:00:54,083
- [Tommy] Got it?
1460
01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,351
- Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it.
1461
01:00:55,351 --> 01:00:58,087
(Tommy coughs)
1462
01:00:58,087 --> 01:01:00,256
- Like I was saying,
1463
01:01:00,256 --> 01:01:02,592
I mean, you're not one of those just out for booty guys
1464
01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:04,293
like I thought you were.
1465
01:01:04,293 --> 01:01:06,629
That turned out to be Marco.
1466
01:01:09,132 --> 01:01:11,501
I've been kind of short with you.
1467
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:12,935
I bet you think I've been running around here,
1468
01:01:12,935 --> 01:01:16,205
the last couple of days, acting like a B-I-T-C-H.
1469
01:01:16,205 --> 01:01:18,007
- Yeah, yeah, you were, yeah.
1470
01:01:18,007 --> 01:01:19,208
Hey!
1471
01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:20,443
- You're not supposed to agree with me.
1472
01:01:20,443 --> 01:01:21,611
- Well, hey, I wasn't gonna say nothin'.
1473
01:01:21,611 --> 01:01:24,113
You the one who put it on the table.
1474
01:01:24,113 --> 01:01:24,947
Shoot.
1475
01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:28,685
- Well, I'm gonna go up to my room
1476
01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:32,689
and lay down and try and figure some things out.
1477
01:01:33,790 --> 01:01:35,725
Can I get you anything before I go?
1478
01:01:35,725 --> 01:01:36,993
- A condom.
1479
01:01:36,993 --> 01:01:37,894
(Tommy tuts)
1480
01:01:37,894 --> 01:01:40,063
I'm just playin', girl.
1481
01:01:40,063 --> 01:01:42,198
You so fine, I'll hit it bareback.
1482
01:01:42,198 --> 01:01:44,133
- Oh God, good night.
1483
01:01:44,133 --> 01:01:47,236
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, now.
1484
01:01:47,236 --> 01:01:49,305
You said you had some things to think about.
1485
01:01:49,305 --> 01:01:51,140
What were they?
1486
01:01:51,140 --> 01:01:54,243
- Well, Marco was supposed to be my partner
1487
01:01:54,243 --> 01:01:56,012
in catching the Beach Bandit.
1488
01:01:56,012 --> 01:01:59,082
And it don't really look like that's gonna work out.
1489
01:01:59,082 --> 01:02:02,351
I was really looking forward to that reward money, too.
1490
01:02:02,351 --> 01:02:03,553
I need it to help pay
1491
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:06,055
for college this coming fall at Pepperdine.
1492
01:02:06,055 --> 01:02:07,890
- I didn't know you was a brainiac.
1493
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:09,358
You in college?
1494
01:02:09,358 --> 01:02:12,395
- Mm-hmm, business major, going into my sophomore year.
1495
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:14,664
- Well, I can use some extra Benjamins.
1496
01:02:14,664 --> 01:02:15,932
My offer still stands if you want
1497
01:02:15,932 --> 01:02:18,835
to partner up and catch this foolio.
1498
01:02:18,835 --> 01:02:20,236
- Okay.
1499
01:02:20,236 --> 01:02:21,070
- Cool.
1500
01:02:23,706 --> 01:02:25,875
- If the bandit comes down this way,
1501
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,343
then you'll be prepared here.
1502
01:02:27,343 --> 01:02:28,945
And then, you know, if he comes down,
1503
01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:30,079
like, if you can just set him up
1504
01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:31,881
or get him down here.
1505
01:02:31,881 --> 01:02:34,217
And then again, the bird call is essential.
1506
01:02:34,217 --> 01:02:35,918
Do you remember the bird call that we worked on?
1507
01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:36,753
Coo-coo!
1508
01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,221
Go to the store.
1509
01:02:38,221 --> 01:02:39,455
We need a really good wig and like a really good dress.
1510
01:02:39,455 --> 01:02:40,857
And then, yeah, okay,
1511
01:02:40,857 --> 01:02:42,458
so I'm gonna wear this whole bum costume.
1512
01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:43,726
It's a big competition.
1513
01:02:43,726 --> 01:02:44,694
We have to keep the mind focused,
1514
01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:46,195
like a soldier, like a soldier.
1515
01:02:46,195 --> 01:02:48,364
We need to know exactly what's going on right here.
1516
01:02:48,364 --> 01:02:49,899
Listen, listen. - Coo-coo, coo-coo!
1517
01:02:49,899 --> 01:02:52,468
(gentle music)
1518
01:03:30,006 --> 01:03:32,408
♪ Ooh, ooh, I say this
1519
01:03:32,408 --> 01:03:33,743
- Good morning!
1520
01:03:33,743 --> 01:03:34,944
How's my boo?
1521
01:03:34,944 --> 01:03:36,646
- I'm not your boo.
1522
01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:38,481
Call me Donzelli.
1523
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:39,482
- Okay, boo.
1524
01:03:42,285 --> 01:03:43,119
(hand slaps)
1525
01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:45,855
(Sherry giggles)
1526
01:03:46,956 --> 01:03:48,424
- Listen, Sherry.
1527
01:03:48,424 --> 01:03:51,594
I'm with yo' cousin Tommy now.
1528
01:03:51,594 --> 01:03:52,428
- I ain't trippin'.
1529
01:03:52,428 --> 01:03:54,096
I don't mind sharin'.
1530
01:03:54,096 --> 01:03:55,531
- Well, I do.
1531
01:03:55,531 --> 01:04:00,136
So you gonna have to chill with all the aggressive advances.
1532
01:04:00,136 --> 01:04:03,005
I look at you like a friend or a sister.
1533
01:04:03,005 --> 01:04:04,440
And if Tommy and I stay together,
1534
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,809
then that would make us cousins-in-laws.
1535
01:04:06,809 --> 01:04:09,178
- (grunts) Oh so if you and me got together,
1536
01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:11,013
that'd be like committing incest.
1537
01:04:11,013 --> 01:04:12,014
Ooh, no, no.
1538
01:04:13,115 --> 01:04:14,383
- Friends?
1539
01:04:14,383 --> 01:04:15,618
- Shoot, boy, we family.
1540
01:04:15,618 --> 01:04:17,320
Come on and give me a hug.
1541
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,989
(upbeat music)
1542
01:04:19,989 --> 01:04:24,160
(Sherry squealing) (Donzelli groaning)
1543
01:04:31,901 --> 01:04:34,503
(solemn music)
1544
01:04:41,577 --> 01:04:42,812
- Hey, baby.
1545
01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:44,313
I didn't know you was up already.
1546
01:04:44,313 --> 01:04:45,815
- I bet you didn't.
1547
01:04:45,815 --> 01:04:47,083
- You know, we should probably get started
1548
01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:48,818
if we gonna catch that Beach Bandit.
1549
01:04:48,818 --> 01:04:51,387
- Get dressed and meet me on the patio in 20 minutes.
1550
01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:53,823
♪ Anything that can go wrong, it goes wrong ♪
1551
01:04:53,823 --> 01:04:56,359
♪ And all I can I do is maintain and hold on ♪
1552
01:04:56,359 --> 01:04:58,661
♪ Every day's been passing me by for so long, man ♪
1553
01:04:58,661 --> 01:04:59,695
♪ Man, I want to see some change ♪
1554
01:04:59,695 --> 01:05:02,198
♪ In this life before I'm gone
1555
01:05:02,198 --> 01:05:04,000
- We've been out here for like an hour.
1556
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,870
Sun beatin' down on me like it's Ike and I'm Tina.
1557
01:05:07,870 --> 01:05:09,939
My balls so sweaty, they got more salt on them
1558
01:05:09,939 --> 01:05:13,242
than popcorn at Magic Johnson's theater.
1559
01:05:13,242 --> 01:05:15,077
- Stop being a baby, Donzelli.
1560
01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:17,013
It's just a little warm.
1561
01:05:17,013 --> 01:05:18,681
- It's more than warm.
1562
01:05:18,681 --> 01:05:22,551
It's hotter than four fat hos in a closet.
1563
01:05:22,551 --> 01:05:26,022
I don't think nothin' even going down today.
1564
01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:27,189
I'm fixin' to just get out of here.
1565
01:05:27,189 --> 01:05:29,025
I'm through with this.
1566
01:05:30,693 --> 01:05:31,527
(Tommy sighs)
1567
01:05:31,527 --> 01:05:34,196
(ominous music)
1568
01:05:39,035 --> 01:05:42,571
(tense instrumental music)
1569
01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:01,891
(Donzelli screams)
1570
01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:14,503
- Hey, girl, what, you a little Roy Jones Jr?
1571
01:06:14,503 --> 01:06:15,905
- I got brothers.
1572
01:06:15,905 --> 01:06:18,574
(bandit grunts)
1573
01:06:19,442 --> 01:06:20,810
- [Tommy And Donzelli] Pablo?
1574
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,078
- Hey, man, where do you think
1575
01:06:22,078 --> 01:06:23,279
I get all this hot shit from, man?
1576
01:06:23,279 --> 01:06:24,513
I steal it.
1577
01:06:24,513 --> 01:06:27,950
Then 24 hours later, I sell it right back, man.
1578
01:06:27,950 --> 01:06:31,187
- Man, stop with that damn accent, man.
1579
01:06:32,254 --> 01:06:33,689
- All right, man, look, man.
1580
01:06:33,689 --> 01:06:34,924
A brother's just tryin' to come up, dog.
1581
01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:35,758
That's all, you know.
1582
01:06:35,758 --> 01:06:37,526
(siren whines)
1583
01:06:37,526 --> 01:06:41,197
- [Officer] All right, we got this.
1584
01:06:41,197 --> 01:06:42,531
- Hey, hey, man.
1585
01:06:44,767 --> 01:06:46,202
(baton thuds)
1586
01:06:46,202 --> 01:06:47,036
Hey, what?
1587
01:06:48,137 --> 01:06:49,271
- Get up, get up! - Hey, man,
1588
01:06:49,271 --> 01:06:49,939
don't hit me, man! - Get up!
1589
01:06:49,939 --> 01:06:51,207
- Don't hit me!
1590
01:06:51,207 --> 01:06:53,042
You always tryin' to hit a brother.
1591
01:06:53,042 --> 01:06:53,876
- Woo-hoo!
1592
01:06:56,045 --> 01:07:00,983
Can't wait to get up out this dress and hop in the shower.
1593
01:07:00,983 --> 01:07:02,518
What's the matter with her?
1594
01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:04,453
(Miranda laughs)
1595
01:07:04,453 --> 01:07:05,554
- Take it easy (laughs).
1596
01:07:05,554 --> 01:07:07,289
(hand slaps)
1597
01:07:07,289 --> 01:07:09,058
- What's up Raymond, Miranda?
1598
01:07:09,058 --> 01:07:09,992
- What up, Donzelli?
1599
01:07:09,992 --> 01:07:11,160
What's up with the dress?
1600
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,395
- Long story, man.
1601
01:07:12,395 --> 01:07:14,130
I'll tell you all about it later.
1602
01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:16,165
But you all, you all dirtier than the South, man.
1603
01:07:16,165 --> 01:07:17,366
Whatcha all been doin'?
1604
01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:19,068
- Making sandcastles,
1605
01:07:19,068 --> 01:07:20,136
playing in the mud.
1606
01:07:20,136 --> 01:07:21,470
(Miranda and Raymond laugh)
1607
01:07:21,470 --> 01:07:23,706
- I got sand everywhere,
1608
01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:25,374
in my ears, my toes.
1609
01:07:27,209 --> 01:07:30,479
I even feel sand in my pussy.
1610
01:07:30,479 --> 01:07:32,748
- Yo, man, you all done had one too many cold ones
1611
01:07:32,748 --> 01:07:33,849
under the sun.
1612
01:07:33,849 --> 01:07:35,851
- We gonna go wash her pussita.
1613
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:36,819
I'ma holler, dog.
1614
01:07:36,819 --> 01:07:38,487
- Hey, yo, you seen Bird?
1615
01:07:38,487 --> 01:07:41,524
- Huh, oh, nah, but he got my cell phone.
1616
01:07:41,524 --> 01:07:44,026
You see him, tell him I need my shit.
1617
01:07:44,026 --> 01:07:47,096
- [Miranda] I saw birds and pigeons.
1618
01:07:47,096 --> 01:07:48,664
- You gonna see stars next.
1619
01:07:48,664 --> 01:07:50,032
(Miranda laughs)
1620
01:07:50,032 --> 01:07:52,168
♪ I got more pussies than the Moulin Rouge ♪
1621
01:07:52,168 --> 01:07:54,603
♪ Miss Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya couldn't fill my shoes ♪
1622
01:07:54,603 --> 01:07:57,006
♪ 'Cause I got what it takes to rock the mic right ♪
1623
01:07:57,006 --> 01:07:59,608
♪ And I got a platinum jet and about to take a flight ♪
1624
01:07:59,608 --> 01:08:00,843
♪ So check your local listings
1625
01:08:00,843 --> 01:08:01,944
♪ Freezin' on the time of year
1626
01:08:01,944 --> 01:08:03,179
♪ It's Donzelli, baby
1627
01:08:03,179 --> 01:08:06,015
♪ So what you gonna do
1628
01:08:06,015 --> 01:08:08,384
♪ What you gonna do
1629
01:08:08,384 --> 01:08:11,787
♪ Donzelli, oh, oh, oh, oh
1630
01:08:11,787 --> 01:08:14,423
♪ Donzelli
1631
01:08:14,423 --> 01:08:16,225
- Yo, hold up, woman.
1632
01:08:16,225 --> 01:08:17,726
I was thinkin' we go celebrate,
1633
01:08:17,726 --> 01:08:19,628
maybe rent some jet skis or something.
1634
01:08:19,628 --> 01:08:22,465
(Donzelli whines)
1635
01:08:24,033 --> 01:08:25,901
- I have things to do today.
1636
01:08:25,901 --> 01:08:27,203
- Oh, all right, well, that's cool.
1637
01:08:27,203 --> 01:08:29,238
Maybe we just hook up later or something.
1638
01:08:29,238 --> 01:08:31,207
- I don't want to see you anymore.
1639
01:08:31,207 --> 01:08:32,441
Let's just forget about last night
1640
01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:35,044
and act like nothing ever happened, okay?
1641
01:08:35,044 --> 01:08:37,646
(solemn music)
1642
01:08:42,751 --> 01:08:45,387
(bright music)
1643
01:08:54,897 --> 01:08:56,565
(Miranda grunts)
1644
01:08:56,565 --> 01:08:59,301
- Aren't you getting in?
1645
01:08:59,301 --> 01:09:00,736
The water's nice.
1646
01:09:01,904 --> 01:09:03,405
(Raymond laughs)
1647
01:09:03,405 --> 01:09:05,074
(Raymond sniffs)
1648
01:09:05,074 --> 01:09:08,277
- Yeah, but I'm not much of a bath guy.
1649
01:09:10,579 --> 01:09:13,649
So I'll probably take a shower later.
1650
01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:19,989
- Well, can you at least wash my back?
1651
01:09:21,357 --> 01:09:22,191
- Yeah.
1652
01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:29,932
- Can you wash it today?
1653
01:09:29,932 --> 01:09:30,766
- Yeah.
1654
01:09:31,867 --> 01:09:32,701
(Miranda laughs)
1655
01:09:32,701 --> 01:09:34,270
Sorry, it's just,
1656
01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:37,773
I'm just, like, mesmerized by your beauty.
1657
01:09:41,443 --> 01:09:44,146
(Raymond laughs)
1658
01:09:45,548 --> 01:09:48,017
♪ Hey, girl
1659
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:50,853
(doorbell chimes)
1660
01:09:51,987 --> 01:09:53,689
- I better get that.
1661
01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:54,790
- Hurry back.
1662
01:09:58,460 --> 01:10:01,564
- Damn, Bird, you got the worst timing.
1663
01:10:01,564 --> 01:10:02,731
(upbeat music)
1664
01:10:02,731 --> 01:10:03,632
- Surprise!
1665
01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:07,336
Ooh, this is fabulous!
1666
01:10:09,171 --> 01:10:11,974
Oh my goodness, look at yo' living room.
1667
01:10:11,974 --> 01:10:13,309
I'm comin' in.
1668
01:10:13,309 --> 01:10:14,643
- What are you doing here?
1669
01:10:14,643 --> 01:10:16,011
- Well, Bird's mother called me,
1670
01:10:16,011 --> 01:10:17,413
and I guess she spoke to him last night,
1671
01:10:17,413 --> 01:10:18,914
and he sounded upset.
1672
01:10:18,914 --> 01:10:21,717
So she had to work, and I missed my baby brother.
1673
01:10:21,717 --> 01:10:23,519
So I decided to come check on you guys.
1674
01:10:23,519 --> 01:10:24,486
- Oh, it's cool then.
1675
01:10:24,486 --> 01:10:25,521
Donzelli, Bird and me is fine.
1676
01:10:25,521 --> 01:10:26,589
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1677
01:10:26,589 --> 01:10:27,856
What, you know what?
1678
01:10:27,856 --> 01:10:29,024
I didn't want to make the drive all by myself,
1679
01:10:29,024 --> 01:10:31,527
so I brought you a surprise, too.
1680
01:10:31,527 --> 01:10:32,361
Surprise!
1681
01:10:33,329 --> 01:10:35,164
- Surprise, baby, hey!
1682
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,668
- Sis, what you doin' here?
1683
01:10:39,668 --> 01:10:43,038
- Hey, baby, I came to check on you.
1684
01:10:43,038 --> 01:10:45,074
I am so proud of you.
1685
01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:47,009
Oh my goodness, I cannot believe you about to graduate
1686
01:10:47,009 --> 01:10:48,444
from a lifeguard school.
1687
01:10:48,444 --> 01:10:50,112
We gots to go celebrate.
1688
01:10:50,112 --> 01:10:51,347
Come show me the beach, boo.
1689
01:10:51,347 --> 01:10:52,548
You better go.
1690
01:10:52,548 --> 01:10:53,682
I'm gonna be, come on! - When I got here,
1691
01:10:53,682 --> 01:10:55,784
I planned on, but-- - Whatever.
1692
01:10:55,784 --> 01:10:57,286
- Wow, what was that for, baby.
1693
01:10:57,286 --> 01:11:00,055
- 'Cause it's just my way of telling you I missed you.
1694
01:11:00,055 --> 01:11:01,690
I missed you so much.
1695
01:11:01,690 --> 01:11:02,858
- Oh well, I missed you, too,
1696
01:11:02,858 --> 01:11:05,394
but I only been gone for three days.
1697
01:11:05,394 --> 01:11:06,629
- I'm still with you, 'cause I believe
1698
01:11:06,629 --> 01:11:08,564
that your cheating days are over, baby.
1699
01:11:08,564 --> 01:11:09,898
- Raymond,
1700
01:11:09,898 --> 01:11:12,201
are you gonna watch my back or not?
1701
01:11:12,201 --> 01:11:14,036
My bathwater's getting cold.
1702
01:11:14,036 --> 01:11:16,538
- Who the fuck is her, huh?
1703
01:11:16,538 --> 01:11:17,706
- What?
1704
01:11:17,706 --> 01:11:19,275
- Oh, let me at her. - Miranda, run!
1705
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,776
- Raymond, what the shit?
1706
01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:22,044
Oh no, when I fuck her up,
1707
01:11:22,044 --> 01:11:22,945
I'm gonna, let me at her, Raymond!
1708
01:11:22,945 --> 01:11:24,213
- Baby, she's just talking.
1709
01:11:24,213 --> 01:11:25,147
She's just talking. - Oh she's gonna know,
1710
01:11:25,147 --> 01:11:26,715
the homewreckin' hoochie!
1711
01:11:26,715 --> 01:11:29,051
(Raymond grunts)
1712
01:11:29,051 --> 01:11:30,419
- [Raymond] It's not what it looks like, baby.
1713
01:11:30,419 --> 01:11:31,553
Baby, please!
1714
01:11:31,553 --> 01:11:34,089
(solemn music)
1715
01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:55,911
- What's up, buddy? (Donzelli grunts)
1716
01:11:55,911 --> 01:11:58,747
- What's up? - Where you been, Bird?
1717
01:11:58,747 --> 01:12:01,617
- In the city, in LA, checkin' it out
1718
01:12:01,617 --> 01:12:04,320
in this sad state of depression I'm in.
1719
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:07,589
- Young, black and in college, man,
1720
01:12:07,589 --> 01:12:09,024
what you depressed for?
1721
01:12:09,024 --> 01:12:10,259
- Man, I got kicked out
1722
01:12:10,259 --> 01:12:11,927
of the lifeguard certificate program.
1723
01:12:11,927 --> 01:12:13,629
Man, the only reason why I even came out here was
1724
01:12:13,629 --> 01:12:15,597
to lose my virginity.
1725
01:12:15,597 --> 01:12:18,534
Hell, the ratio of women to men our here is five-to-one.
1726
01:12:18,534 --> 01:12:20,102
And I still can't score.
1727
01:12:20,102 --> 01:12:21,503
- You think you got the blues, Bird.
1728
01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:23,772
I got the blues, 'cause my live-in girlfriend
1729
01:12:23,772 --> 01:12:25,974
of four years just left me, today.
1730
01:12:25,974 --> 01:12:26,942
And I know London.
1731
01:12:26,942 --> 01:12:28,310
I know she ain't comin' back.
1732
01:12:28,310 --> 01:12:29,511
I know she ain't.
1733
01:12:29,511 --> 01:12:31,380
- What happened? - London popped up,
1734
01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:33,282
because of you, man!
1735
01:12:33,282 --> 01:12:35,351
Man, you told your mama exactly where we was staying at.
1736
01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:37,152
London came and popped up on me, man,
1737
01:12:37,152 --> 01:12:38,620
caught me cheatin' with Miranda.
1738
01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:40,556
- Wait, hold, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa (laughs),
1739
01:12:40,556 --> 01:12:41,890
I thought you said nothin' happened
1740
01:12:41,890 --> 01:12:43,625
between you and Miranda.
1741
01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:44,893
- Well, nothin' happened,
1742
01:12:44,893 --> 01:12:46,295
but it might as well have happened, man.
1743
01:12:46,295 --> 01:12:47,796
Man, I can't even blame London, man.
1744
01:12:47,796 --> 01:12:49,331
I mean, she caught me red-handed.
1745
01:12:49,331 --> 01:12:51,200
The evidence was thick.
1746
01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:53,702
- Man, it's better to have loved and lost
1747
01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:55,571
than never to have loved at all.
1748
01:12:55,571 --> 01:12:57,039
- And you know the thing about it, man,
1749
01:12:57,039 --> 01:12:59,641
the thing about it is if even if London didn't pop up
1750
01:12:59,641 --> 01:13:02,010
at my door, I'd have probably did some dirt anyway.
1751
01:13:02,010 --> 01:13:04,346
- You still gonna hook up with Miranda?
1752
01:13:04,346 --> 01:13:05,814
- I wish, man.
1753
01:13:05,814 --> 01:13:07,316
I lost her, too.
1754
01:13:07,316 --> 01:13:11,053
It's like I lost two birds tryin' to get one bone.
1755
01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:13,655
- A bird in the hand always beats two in the bush.
1756
01:13:13,655 --> 01:13:16,658
- Man, what is you, a cliche whore?
1757
01:13:16,658 --> 01:13:18,327
Then stop that, boo, stop it.
1758
01:13:18,327 --> 01:13:20,362
- Matter of fact, you the only one that have
1759
01:13:20,362 --> 01:13:22,731
that bombay Boogie Bash weekend, Donzelli.
1760
01:13:22,731 --> 01:13:24,900
- Are you kiddin' me, man?
1761
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:27,503
I met the girl of my dreams, man,
1762
01:13:27,503 --> 01:13:29,004
which before I came up here,
1763
01:13:29,004 --> 01:13:31,340
I didn't even think existed.
1764
01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:32,408
She hated me.
1765
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:33,742
I got her to like me.
1766
01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:35,010
And now she hates me again.
1767
01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:36,011
- What she hate you again for?
1768
01:13:36,011 --> 01:13:36,945
- That's the thing, man.
1769
01:13:36,945 --> 01:13:38,180
I don't even know.
1770
01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:39,715
On top of that, my sister's here,
1771
01:13:39,715 --> 01:13:42,184
thinking I done graduated the lifeguard certificate program,
1772
01:13:42,184 --> 01:13:43,952
which I didn't even sign up for.
1773
01:13:43,952 --> 01:13:46,088
On top of that on top of that, I didn't even get
1774
01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:48,357
to enter my tape in the mixed CD contest,
1775
01:13:48,357 --> 01:13:49,858
'cause I ain't have enough money.
1776
01:13:49,858 --> 01:13:52,027
- I thought you and Tommy caught the Beach Bandit,
1777
01:13:52,027 --> 01:13:53,095
and y'all got the reward, huh?
1778
01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:54,296
- We did, man.
1779
01:13:54,296 --> 01:13:56,031
And I went down there to register today,
1780
01:13:56,031 --> 01:13:58,200
and said it was too late, man.
1781
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,736
They had already took in all the submissions,
1782
01:14:00,736 --> 01:14:02,104
listened to the tapes.
1783
01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:02,938
Nothing they can do.
1784
01:14:02,938 --> 01:14:03,872
That was that.
1785
01:14:03,872 --> 01:14:05,374
- The early bird gets the worm.
1786
01:14:05,374 --> 01:14:07,242
- Hey, you, say, say it again.
1787
01:14:07,242 --> 01:14:08,477
Say it again, one more time,
1788
01:14:08,477 --> 01:14:10,212
with one of them goddamned cliches,
1789
01:14:10,212 --> 01:14:11,580
I'm gonna slap the shit out of you,
1790
01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:12,948
and you know I'd do it.
1791
01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:15,083
- You know he'd do it.
1792
01:14:15,083 --> 01:14:18,120
So what are we gonna do now, man?
1793
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,656
- We got a long, long, long bus ride ahead of us
1794
01:14:20,656 --> 01:14:22,558
in the morning.
1795
01:14:22,558 --> 01:14:25,561
What do you say we just go to this closing night shindig
1796
01:14:25,561 --> 01:14:28,063
and dance our badonkadonks off.
1797
01:14:28,063 --> 01:14:30,065
And I mean just party like a motherfucker!
1798
01:14:30,065 --> 01:14:32,000
- Party like it's 1999!
1799
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,570
(hand slaps)
1800
01:14:34,570 --> 01:14:37,439
(Raymond and Bird laugh)
1801
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:38,907
- Man, let's do this damn thing.
1802
01:14:38,907 --> 01:14:39,908
- All right.
1803
01:14:41,076 --> 01:14:43,512
How 'bout Cali Beach Boogie Bash on three?
1804
01:14:43,512 --> 01:14:44,346
- Yeah.
1805
01:14:46,248 --> 01:14:48,183
- [All] One, two, three,
1806
01:14:48,183 --> 01:14:49,985
Cali Boogie Beach Bash!
1807
01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:50,919
- [Bird] That's right.
1808
01:14:50,919 --> 01:14:52,621
We gonna do the damn thing, man!
1809
01:14:52,621 --> 01:14:55,257
♪ We sippin' more than Bacardi
1810
01:14:55,257 --> 01:14:58,026
♪ Clubbin' all night long
1811
01:14:58,026 --> 01:15:00,095
♪ We clubbin' all night long
1812
01:15:00,095 --> 01:15:02,264
♪ Rock the party
1813
01:15:02,264 --> 01:15:07,269
♪ It's time to get it all started ♪
1814
01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:10,772
♪ Rock the party
1815
01:15:10,772 --> 01:15:13,442
♪ We're sippin' more than Bacardi ♪
1816
01:15:13,442 --> 01:15:16,178
♪ Clubbin' all night long
1817
01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:18,213
♪ We clubbin' all night long
1818
01:15:18,213 --> 01:15:19,047
♪ Rock the party
1819
01:15:19,047 --> 01:15:20,782
- Hey, what's up, Sher?
1820
01:15:20,782 --> 01:15:21,783
- Hey, Bird.
1821
01:15:23,185 --> 01:15:24,286
- What's the matter with you?
1822
01:15:24,286 --> 01:15:26,722
Why you lookin' all sad?
1823
01:15:26,722 --> 01:15:27,990
- You know, I haven't had much luck
1824
01:15:27,990 --> 01:15:30,526
with romance this weekend.
1825
01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:33,295
I guess my fantasy's not to be.
1826
01:15:33,295 --> 01:15:35,364
- What was your fantasy?
1827
01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:38,367
- All I wanted was to have sex butt-naked
1828
01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:41,136
on the beach, in the sand, near the ocean.
1829
01:15:41,136 --> 01:15:42,004
- For real?
1830
01:15:43,405 --> 01:15:45,641
All I wanted to do was just to have sex, period.
1831
01:15:45,641 --> 01:15:47,976
That's why I drove out here.
1832
01:15:49,711 --> 01:15:51,747
- [Host] Okay, everybody, give it up
1833
01:15:51,747 --> 01:15:53,181
for contestant number one--
1834
01:15:53,181 --> 01:15:54,149
- [Bird] Come on, come on now.
1835
01:15:54,149 --> 01:15:55,884
- [Host] Rebel Rouser!
1836
01:15:55,884 --> 01:15:58,487
(crowd cheers)
1837
01:15:59,988 --> 01:16:02,057
- Go on, hit that, ready?
1838
01:16:03,258 --> 01:16:06,161
All right, now move your fist like this!
1839
01:16:06,161 --> 01:16:07,996
(crowd hoots)
1840
01:16:07,996 --> 01:16:11,500
♪ Since you doin' this thing all crazy like this ♪
1841
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:14,670
♪ I need to know these girls goin' through now ♪
1842
01:16:14,670 --> 01:16:16,204
♪ Ladies comin' through now
1843
01:16:16,204 --> 01:16:19,841
(singing in foreign language)
1844
01:16:19,841 --> 01:16:21,376
♪ Get up
1845
01:16:21,376 --> 01:16:24,680
(singing in foreign language)
1846
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:26,582
♪ Put your hands up
1847
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:30,252
(singing in foreign language)
1848
01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:31,753
♪ Get up
1849
01:16:31,753 --> 01:16:35,057
(singing in foreign language)
1850
01:16:35,057 --> 01:16:37,192
♪ Put your hands up
1851
01:16:37,192 --> 01:16:39,761
♪ The girls flew in from Kotahena ♪
1852
01:16:39,761 --> 01:16:42,297
♪ At a quarter past one
1853
01:16:42,297 --> 01:16:44,866
♪ So I took 'em to the Latin quarters ♪
1854
01:16:44,866 --> 01:16:47,603
♪ And knew there we'd have some fun ♪
1855
01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:50,105
♪ So many sexy papis
1856
01:16:50,105 --> 01:16:52,908
♪ Strollin' across the floor
1857
01:16:52,908 --> 01:16:55,243
♪ Just another chance for us
1858
01:16:55,243 --> 01:16:57,813
♪ To get what we came here for
1859
01:16:57,813 --> 01:17:01,216
(singing in foreign language)
1860
01:17:01,216 --> 01:17:02,784
♪ Get up
1861
01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:06,221
(singing in foreign language)
1862
01:17:06,221 --> 01:17:08,090
♪ Put your hands up
1863
01:17:08,090 --> 01:17:10,659
♪ It's getting hot now
1864
01:17:10,659 --> 01:17:13,161
♪ I can hardly breathe
1865
01:17:13,161 --> 01:17:15,564
♪ So nobody want to leave the floor ♪
1866
01:17:15,564 --> 01:17:18,100
- (laughs) London!
1867
01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:20,235
- Sorry to disappoint you, papi.
1868
01:17:20,235 --> 01:17:21,403
- Oh no disappointment.
1869
01:17:21,403 --> 01:17:23,505
- Ah, ah, ah, where's your girl, huh?
1870
01:17:23,505 --> 01:17:25,007
- She's not here.
1871
01:17:25,007 --> 01:17:27,943
Look, look, I'm sorry about what happened this afternoon.
1872
01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:28,944
- Huh, don't fib.
1873
01:17:28,944 --> 01:17:29,911
- Okay.
1874
01:17:29,911 --> 01:17:31,580
- (laughs) Call me Marion Jones,
1875
01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:33,415
'cause I opened up that window in the bedroom.
1876
01:17:33,415 --> 01:17:35,917
I jumped out and did a 200-yard dash.
1877
01:17:35,917 --> 01:17:38,153
Vroom, I was gone.
1878
01:17:38,153 --> 01:17:39,588
- Damn, man, I am
1879
01:17:40,756 --> 01:17:42,858
sorry I didn't say I had a girlfriend, too.
1880
01:17:42,858 --> 01:17:44,259
- Oh we were just hanging out.
1881
01:17:44,259 --> 01:17:45,927
It's no big deal.
1882
01:17:45,927 --> 01:17:48,597
I mean, maybe I should've asked.
1883
01:17:50,599 --> 01:17:54,102
Hey, you ever come back to LA, look me up.
1884
01:17:55,203 --> 01:17:56,772
We'll hang out.
1885
01:17:56,772 --> 01:18:00,275
- I'm definitely comin' back to LA.
1886
01:18:00,275 --> 01:18:02,544
- Mira, why we standing around here moping?
1887
01:18:02,544 --> 01:18:04,279
Let's take it to the dance floor.
1888
01:18:04,279 --> 01:18:05,547
If you're nice,
1889
01:18:06,715 --> 01:18:08,450
I might drop it like it's hot (laughs).
1890
01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:10,852
- Oh Lord Jesus, help me now.
1891
01:18:15,390 --> 01:18:17,959
(crowd cheers)
1892
01:18:24,966 --> 01:18:26,368
- All right, man.
1893
01:18:27,235 --> 01:18:28,670
All right, y'all,
1894
01:18:28,670 --> 01:18:30,138
that was contestant number one, Rebel Rouser,
1895
01:18:30,138 --> 01:18:31,306
make some noise!
1896
01:18:31,306 --> 01:18:33,875
(crowd cheers)
1897
01:18:35,243 --> 01:18:37,813
(solemn music)
1898
01:18:40,582 --> 01:18:43,218
- I got a man (laughs).
1899
01:18:43,218 --> 01:18:44,553
This is Jermaine.
1900
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:48,356
Jermaine, this is my baby bro, Don, Donzelli.
1901
01:18:48,356 --> 01:18:50,892
Look, you know, I met Jermaine a few hours ago,
1902
01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:53,595
and I know I have a history of not keepin' a man.
1903
01:18:53,595 --> 01:18:56,531
Well, honey, this one is a keeper.
1904
01:18:56,531 --> 01:18:58,600
- Slow down, sis, you just met the man.
1905
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,502
You gonna scare him off.
1906
01:19:00,502 --> 01:19:02,104
- I ain't gonna scare him.
1907
01:19:02,104 --> 01:19:02,938
Will I scare you?
1908
01:19:02,938 --> 01:19:04,439
- Oh no, baby.
1909
01:19:04,439 --> 01:19:06,842
- Mwuah, tastes like chicken.
1910
01:19:08,009 --> 01:19:09,578
- You kids have fun tonight.
1911
01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,046
Take care of my sis, Jermaine.
1912
01:19:11,046 --> 01:19:13,715
- Oh for sure, player.
1913
01:19:13,715 --> 01:19:17,352
- Oh, um, you know, when they called the new set
1914
01:19:17,352 --> 01:19:19,788
of lifeguards up on stage,
1915
01:19:19,788 --> 01:19:21,289
why didn't they call your name?
1916
01:19:21,289 --> 01:19:23,258
- Yeah, well, that's, you know, it like,
1917
01:19:23,258 --> 01:19:25,961
it's like, uh, see, that's the thing,
1918
01:19:25,961 --> 01:19:27,529
is when I showed up late.
1919
01:19:27,529 --> 01:19:29,464
And when you show up late, they don't call your name
1920
01:19:29,464 --> 01:19:32,534
or call you on stage or none of that.
1921
01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:34,269
- Late?
1922
01:19:35,637 --> 01:19:37,539
- All right, look, sis,
1923
01:19:37,539 --> 01:19:39,608
I didn't complete the program.
1924
01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:41,443
I didn't even sign up.
1925
01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:44,379
We just been out here, just partyin'.
1926
01:19:44,379 --> 01:19:45,814
(crowd cheers)
1927
01:19:45,814 --> 01:19:47,649
- All right, y'all, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
1928
01:19:47,649 --> 01:19:49,751
gonna stop the party for just a minute.
1929
01:19:49,751 --> 01:19:51,586
All right, all right, the promoters
1930
01:19:51,586 --> 01:19:53,922
of the Cali Boogie Beach Bash have asked me
1931
01:19:53,922 --> 01:19:55,390
to give out these reward checks
1932
01:19:55,390 --> 01:19:57,225
and a couple of medals of courage
1933
01:19:57,225 --> 01:19:59,728
for those responsible for catching the Beach Bandit
1934
01:19:59,728 --> 01:20:01,997
and for keepin' our beaches safe,
1935
01:20:01,997 --> 01:20:05,167
Tomasina Stevens and Donzelli Waters, y'all.
1936
01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:06,001
Make some noise!
1937
01:20:06,001 --> 01:20:07,235
(crowd cheers)
1938
01:20:07,235 --> 01:20:08,303
- That's why they didn't call you up on stage
1939
01:20:08,303 --> 01:20:10,071
with everyone else.
1940
01:20:10,071 --> 01:20:11,473
My God, you're a hero.
1941
01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:14,676
That's like a lifeguard valedictorian.
1942
01:20:14,676 --> 01:20:16,645
Boy, you had me fooled.
1943
01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:17,579
Playin' with me.
1944
01:20:17,579 --> 01:20:19,247
You better quit playin' with me.
1945
01:20:19,247 --> 01:20:21,082
You go on with your bad self.
1946
01:20:21,082 --> 01:20:23,618
Yeah, that my baby brother!
1947
01:20:23,618 --> 01:20:25,587
- There you go.
1948
01:20:25,587 --> 01:20:26,755
There you go.
1949
01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:29,324
(crowd cheers)
1950
01:20:33,428 --> 01:20:34,262
- Baby!
1951
01:20:35,597 --> 01:20:36,798
- Give it up for them, y'all!
1952
01:20:36,798 --> 01:20:38,834
(crowd cheers)
1953
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:40,268
- Y'all see that?
1954
01:20:40,268 --> 01:20:41,369
He the man!
1955
01:20:41,369 --> 01:20:43,972
(crowd cheers)
1956
01:20:45,207 --> 01:20:47,108
- All right, back to the music, y'all.
1957
01:20:47,108 --> 01:20:49,611
(gentle music)
1958
01:20:51,646 --> 01:20:53,949
- Donzelli, Donzelli, wait.
1959
01:20:57,452 --> 01:20:58,887
- What's this?
1960
01:20:58,887 --> 01:21:00,622
- I'm sorry.
1961
01:21:00,622 --> 01:21:02,224
I blew it.
1962
01:21:02,224 --> 01:21:05,126
Once again, I misjudged you.
1963
01:21:05,126 --> 01:21:07,462
But I did something special.
1964
01:21:08,630 --> 01:21:11,566
- Oh no, no, no, no, no, look, Tomasina,
1965
01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:13,568
I mean, Tommy, you fine.
1966
01:21:15,003 --> 01:21:18,907
I mean, you really, really, like, you, you, you know,
1967
01:21:18,907 --> 01:21:21,910
you real (laughs) fine.
1968
01:21:21,910 --> 01:21:23,578
But you play too many games.
1969
01:21:23,578 --> 01:21:25,146
And you're selfish.
1970
01:21:25,146 --> 01:21:29,150
You don't ever do nothin' for anybody but yourself.
1971
01:21:29,150 --> 01:21:30,986
You can have your damn flower back.
1972
01:21:30,986 --> 01:21:33,054
I'm gonna keep it movin'.
1973
01:21:33,054 --> 01:21:37,158
- Noise for contestant number two, Donzelli, yeah!
1974
01:21:37,158 --> 01:21:38,326
(crowd cheers)
1975
01:21:38,326 --> 01:21:40,695
- You better get to the stage.
1976
01:21:40,695 --> 01:21:43,865
You don't want to miss your big break.
1977
01:21:47,836 --> 01:21:52,607
♪ Donzelli
1978
01:21:52,607 --> 01:21:55,677
♪ Donzelli
1979
01:21:55,677 --> 01:21:58,013
♪ The money, the cars
1980
01:21:58,013 --> 01:22:00,548
♪ The houses, behind bars
1981
01:22:00,548 --> 01:22:03,018
♪ The platinum, the chains
1982
01:22:03,018 --> 01:22:05,687
♪ The diamonds, the rings
1983
01:22:05,687 --> 01:22:07,222
♪ Post it up, there ain't no fever, doctor ♪
1984
01:22:07,222 --> 01:22:08,189
♪ Shootin' the shit
1985
01:22:08,189 --> 01:22:09,791
♪ All up in my Escalade parked
1986
01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:11,259
♪ Workin' in the shade
1987
01:22:11,259 --> 01:22:12,861
♪ I got everything, that's what they tell me ♪
1988
01:22:12,861 --> 01:22:15,463
♪ Shake yo' ass, pop your collar, do it, Donzelli ♪
1989
01:22:15,463 --> 01:22:17,866
♪ Uh, ma'am, uh, miss
1990
01:22:17,866 --> 01:22:20,568
♪ Right now, just twerking like this ♪
1991
01:22:20,568 --> 01:22:23,038
♪ Ballin' to the max, tryin' to relax ♪
1992
01:22:23,038 --> 01:22:25,373
♪ Jackin' my slacks, spittin' at all the rats ♪
1993
01:22:25,373 --> 01:22:27,776
♪ All right, one just took the bait ♪
1994
01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:30,645
♪ And now it's time for the Don to make his escape ♪
1995
01:22:30,645 --> 01:22:33,214
♪ Back to the Zelli Cave so I can have my way, man ♪
1996
01:22:33,214 --> 01:22:34,416
♪ You got some Courvoisier
1997
01:22:34,416 --> 01:22:36,918
♪ All we drink is Rossi, babe
1998
01:22:36,918 --> 01:22:39,254
♪ All we drink is Rossi, babe
1999
01:22:39,254 --> 01:22:42,057
♪ All we drink is Rossi
2000
01:22:42,057 --> 01:22:44,793
♪ Don't you know that
2001
01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:49,764
♪ Oh, oh, oh, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪
2002
01:22:50,665 --> 01:22:55,236
♪ Donzelli, Donzelli, Donzelli
2003
01:22:56,438 --> 01:22:57,772
♪ Oh, oh, if you got whip like mine ♪
2004
01:22:57,772 --> 01:22:59,074
♪ With rims that shine and watch this shine ♪
2005
01:22:59,074 --> 01:23:00,942
♪ So watch your eyes, it blinds ♪
2006
01:23:00,942 --> 01:23:02,277
♪ And some girls that fine
2007
01:23:02,277 --> 01:23:04,112
♪ No nickels, all dimes
2008
01:23:04,112 --> 01:23:05,413
♪ It's about that time
2009
01:23:05,413 --> 01:23:06,648
♪ For me to make these girls mine ♪
2010
01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:07,949
♪ So skip the wine and dine
2011
01:23:07,949 --> 01:23:09,150
♪ You tryin' to read my mind
2012
01:23:09,150 --> 01:23:11,019
♪ I'm tryin' to read that ass
2013
01:23:11,019 --> 01:23:13,254
♪ And hit it so quick, so fast
2014
01:23:13,254 --> 01:23:14,189
♪ Zelli be here one minute
2015
01:23:14,189 --> 01:23:15,490
♪ Then he punch on the gas
2016
01:23:15,490 --> 01:23:17,993
♪ I've got more pussies than the Moulin Rouge ♪
2017
01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:20,428
♪ Miss Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya couldn't fill my shoes ♪
2018
01:23:20,428 --> 01:23:22,931
♪ 'Cause I got what it takes to rock the mic right ♪
2019
01:23:22,931 --> 01:23:25,467
♪ And I got a platinum jet and about to take a flight ♪
2020
01:23:25,467 --> 01:23:26,668
♪ So check your local listing
2021
01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:28,003
♪ Freezin' on the time of year
2022
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,773
♪ It's Donzelli, baby, so what you gonna do ♪
2023
01:23:31,773 --> 01:23:34,542
♪ What you gonna do, huh
2024
01:23:34,542 --> 01:23:39,547
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪
2025
01:23:40,448 --> 01:23:45,286
♪ Donzelli, Donzelli, Donzelli
2026
01:23:46,354 --> 01:23:49,791
♪ Oh, oh, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪
2027
01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:53,495
♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪
2028
01:23:53,495 --> 01:23:58,466
♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪
2029
01:23:58,466 --> 01:24:01,302
(crowd cheers)
2030
01:24:01,302 --> 01:24:02,504
- All right, y'all,
2031
01:24:02,504 --> 01:24:04,372
that was contestant number two, Donzelli!
2032
01:24:04,372 --> 01:24:05,640
Make some noise!
2033
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:07,709
(crowd cheers)
2034
01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:09,144
All right, all right,
2035
01:24:09,144 --> 01:24:12,213
if I can have both contestants back on stage, please.
2036
01:24:12,213 --> 01:24:13,548
Give it up for them, y'all.
2037
01:24:13,548 --> 01:24:16,151
(crowd cheers)
2038
01:24:17,485 --> 01:24:18,319
All right.
2039
01:24:20,221 --> 01:24:22,057
Now the moment you've all been waitin' for.
2040
01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:24,392
The winner of the mixed CD competition
2041
01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:28,029
and the grand prize, which includes $10,000
2042
01:24:28,029 --> 01:24:31,366
and a record contract on E-40's label is
2043
01:24:34,936 --> 01:24:37,672
aw, yeah, Rebel Rouser!
2044
01:24:37,672 --> 01:24:41,843
(Rebel screams) (crowd cheers)
2045
01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:50,919
- Oh, I would like to say thank you to everyone.
2046
01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,521
(solemn music)
2047
01:24:57,559 --> 01:24:59,227
- Cat got your tongue?
2048
01:24:59,227 --> 01:25:00,762
- Thanks, girl, for entering me
2049
01:25:00,762 --> 01:25:02,964
into the mixed CD competition.
2050
01:25:02,964 --> 01:25:04,766
I owe you big-time.
2051
01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:07,035
- Then shut up and kiss me.
2052
01:25:10,438 --> 01:25:11,906
Are we cool?
2053
01:25:11,906 --> 01:25:15,577
- Like a butt-naked Eskimo chillin' in the snow (laughs)!
2054
01:25:17,479 --> 01:25:19,481
- Hey, here comes your friend.
2055
01:25:19,481 --> 01:25:20,782
You still gonna introduce me, right?
2056
01:25:20,782 --> 01:25:22,750
- Uh, yeah, see, the thing is, you know,
2057
01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:24,152
he don't really like to be bothered
2058
01:25:24,152 --> 01:25:25,987
right before he performs or nothin' like that.
2059
01:25:25,987 --> 01:25:28,289
Maybe after the show (mumbles).
2060
01:25:28,289 --> 01:25:29,224
- [E-40] What's up, sis?
2061
01:25:29,224 --> 01:25:30,058
- [Tommy] Hey.
2062
01:25:30,058 --> 01:25:31,092
- [E-40] How you doing?
2063
01:25:31,092 --> 01:25:32,594
- I'm good. - Yeah.
2064
01:25:32,594 --> 01:25:35,230
- Hey, I want you to meet my boyfriend, Donzelli.
2065
01:25:35,230 --> 01:25:36,898
- What's up, pimp, so how are you?
2066
01:25:36,898 --> 01:25:37,899
- Hey.
2067
01:25:37,899 --> 01:25:39,567
- No fingerprints, no evidence.
2068
01:25:39,567 --> 01:25:42,137
- Right, yeah, Mr., uh, yeah--
2069
01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:43,404
- E-40.
2070
01:25:43,404 --> 01:25:44,606
- Mr. E-40.
2071
01:25:44,606 --> 01:25:46,007
- Yeah, you doin' right by my sister, right?
2072
01:25:46,007 --> 01:25:48,343
- Oh hell yeah, yeah, for sure, yeah, man.
2073
01:25:48,343 --> 01:25:50,845
She's, I'm doing right.
2074
01:25:50,845 --> 01:25:52,814
- How would you all like to join me on stage?
2075
01:25:52,814 --> 01:25:53,815
- Hell yeah!
2076
01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:54,983
That's, yeah, yeah, shit.
2077
01:25:54,983 --> 01:25:55,984
- See you there.
2078
01:25:55,984 --> 01:25:57,619
- All right.
2079
01:25:57,619 --> 01:25:59,420
- It's all gravy.
2080
01:25:59,420 --> 01:26:01,523
- Why you didn't tell me your brother's E-40?
2081
01:26:01,523 --> 01:26:03,158
- Because you didn't ask.
2082
01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:04,425
- Well, if that's your brother,
2083
01:26:04,425 --> 01:26:05,760
what the hell you doin' chasin' beach bandits
2084
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:07,695
for tuition and lifeguarding?
2085
01:26:07,695 --> 01:26:09,297
- I like being a lifeguard.
2086
01:26:09,297 --> 01:26:10,598
Besides, he pays for the beach house,
2087
01:26:10,598 --> 01:26:14,169
so the least I can do is pay my own tuition.
2088
01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:15,003
- What?
2089
01:26:16,971 --> 01:26:18,139
Yo, Tommy, wait!
2090
01:26:18,139 --> 01:26:19,440
Hold up, Tommy!
2091
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:20,675
You think you could talk to your brother
2092
01:26:20,675 --> 01:26:23,211
about getting me in the music business,
2093
01:26:23,211 --> 01:26:25,947
give me a record deal or my own label?
2094
01:26:25,947 --> 01:26:27,182
A label would be nice.
2095
01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:28,449
You think he could do that, like a label.
2096
01:26:28,449 --> 01:26:31,152
♪ I want to F double EL, G double OD ♪
2097
01:26:31,152 --> 01:26:33,354
♪ Baby, how 'bout some bubblegum pink ♪
2098
01:26:33,354 --> 01:26:34,556
♪ If I claim it, then name it
2099
01:26:34,556 --> 01:26:35,790
♪ Want to feel real good
2100
01:26:35,790 --> 01:26:36,991
♪ Make a meal with my skill
2101
01:26:36,991 --> 01:26:38,293
♪ But I'm still so good
2102
01:26:38,293 --> 01:26:40,995
♪ Want to F double EL, G double OD ♪
2103
01:26:40,995 --> 01:26:43,164
♪ Baby, how 'bout some bubblegum pink ♪
2104
01:26:43,164 --> 01:26:44,332
♪ If I claim it,sergeant then name it ♪
2105
01:26:44,332 --> 01:26:45,567
♪ Want to feel real good
2106
01:26:45,567 --> 01:26:46,801
♪ Make a meal with my skill
2107
01:26:46,801 --> 01:26:48,069
♪ But I'm still so hood
2108
01:26:48,069 --> 01:26:49,137
♪ Call it levitation
2109
01:26:49,137 --> 01:26:50,471
♪ 'Cause I really move myself
2110
01:26:50,471 --> 01:26:52,907
♪ I'm grrr, tired of tryin' to prove myself ♪
2111
01:26:52,907 --> 01:26:54,142
♪ Want to lose myself
2112
01:26:54,142 --> 01:26:55,643
♪ Like Eminem, with carrying 'em ♪
2113
01:26:55,643 --> 01:26:56,744
♪ Pool parties, sip Bacardis
2114
01:26:56,744 --> 01:26:58,079
♪ Sip about 10 of 'em
2115
01:26:58,079 --> 01:26:59,314
♪ Hit you with my synonyms
2116
01:26:59,314 --> 01:27:00,815
♪ I like my ice on
2117
01:27:00,815 --> 01:27:03,017
♪ I'm the right guy for honey with the light on ♪
2118
01:27:03,017 --> 01:27:05,353
♪ Who's that nigga on Venice with the quick smile ♪
2119
01:27:05,353 --> 01:27:06,554
♪ In the baby blue Benz
2120
01:27:06,554 --> 01:27:07,855
♪ Ooh, look at that, child
2121
01:27:07,855 --> 01:27:10,058
♪ Ooze like a crocodile out the tub ♪
2122
01:27:10,058 --> 01:27:12,827
♪ We butt-naked for a second, sippin' on bubbly ♪
2123
01:27:12,827 --> 01:27:15,330
♪ Me and my bitches, granting my wishes ♪
2124
01:27:15,330 --> 01:27:16,364
♪ Swordfish for appetizers
2125
01:27:16,364 --> 01:27:17,665
♪ Fuck those dishes
2126
01:27:17,665 --> 01:27:20,101
♪ But so vision, I could buy you anything ♪
2127
01:27:20,101 --> 01:27:21,436
♪ Hell, hot as hell
2128
01:27:21,436 --> 01:27:22,604
♪ We could light a fire in the rain ♪
2129
01:27:22,604 --> 01:27:23,771
♪ Jaguar on the thing
2130
01:27:23,771 --> 01:27:25,273
♪ It feels so good
2131
01:27:25,273 --> 01:27:27,175
♪ I think about the smile but I'm still so hood ♪
2132
01:27:27,175 --> 01:27:29,911
♪ I want to F double EL, G double OD ♪
2133
01:27:29,911 --> 01:27:32,080
♪ Baby, how 'bout some bubblegum pink ♪
2134
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,348
♪ If I claim it, then name it
2135
01:27:33,348 --> 01:27:34,549
♪ Want to feel real good
2136
01:27:34,549 --> 01:27:35,717
♪ Make a meal with my skill
2137
01:27:35,717 --> 01:27:37,018
♪ But I'm still so hood
2138
01:27:37,018 --> 01:27:39,854
♪ Want to F double EL, G double OD ♪
2139
01:27:39,854 --> 01:27:41,956
♪ Baby, how about some bubblegum pink ♪
2140
01:27:41,956 --> 01:27:43,191
♪ If I claim it, then name it
2141
01:27:43,191 --> 01:27:44,392
♪ Want to feel real good
2142
01:27:44,392 --> 01:27:45,560
♪ Make a meal with my skill
2143
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:47,028
♪ But I'm still so hood
2144
01:27:47,028 --> 01:27:49,030
♪ Just to wake up and not notice no notices and bills ♪
2145
01:27:49,030 --> 01:27:51,032
♪ That turn the perfect day into a murder ♪
2146
01:27:51,032 --> 01:27:52,033
♪ Bills killed that
2147
01:27:52,033 --> 01:27:53,201
♪ Nigga, can you feel that
2148
01:27:53,201 --> 01:27:54,369
♪ H make the B bang
2149
01:27:54,369 --> 01:27:55,637
♪ Hundred grand advance
2150
01:27:55,637 --> 01:27:56,804
♪ Say they nothin' but a cheap thing ♪
2151
01:27:56,804 --> 01:27:58,039
♪ T double OD
2152
01:27:58,039 --> 01:27:59,274
♪ We bubble slowly
2153
01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:00,475
♪ H two for the crew
2154
01:28:00,475 --> 01:28:01,709
♪ He ain't never told me
2155
01:28:01,709 --> 01:28:02,710
♪ Sleek, leather coats
2156
01:28:02,710 --> 01:28:04,212
♪ We break it down burgundy
2157
01:28:04,212 --> 01:28:05,413
♪ Ladies lookin' thirsty
2158
01:28:05,413 --> 01:28:06,881
♪ Hurts, she thinkin' about slurpin' me ♪
2159
01:28:06,881 --> 01:28:09,217
♪ 'Cause we automatically stroll in after we ♪
2160
01:28:09,217 --> 01:28:11,319
♪ 'Cause catastrophe, caught up in the rapture ♪
2161
01:28:11,319 --> 01:28:14,455
♪ We don't have to sun dance to play ♪
2162
01:28:14,455 --> 01:28:16,791
♪ The money, the cars
2163
01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:19,260
♪ The houses, behind bars
2164
01:28:19,260 --> 01:28:21,829
♪ The platinum, the chains
2165
01:28:21,829 --> 01:28:24,399
♪ The diamonds, the rings
2166
01:28:24,399 --> 01:28:26,000
♪ Post it up, there ain't no fever, doctor ♪
2167
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,268
♪ Shootin' the shit
2168
01:28:27,268 --> 01:28:28,503
♪ All up in my Escalade, parked ♪
2169
01:28:28,503 --> 01:28:29,971
♪ Workin' in the shade
2170
01:28:29,971 --> 01:28:31,673
♪ I got everythin', that's what they tell me ♪
2171
01:28:31,673 --> 01:28:34,142
♪ Shake yo' ass, pop your collar, do it, Donzelli ♪
2172
01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:36,611
♪ Uh, ma'am, uh, miss
2173
01:28:36,611 --> 01:28:39,447
♪ Right now, just twerking like this ♪
2174
01:28:39,447 --> 01:28:40,515
♪ Ballin' to the max
2175
01:28:40,515 --> 01:28:41,749
♪ Tryin' to relax
2176
01:28:41,749 --> 01:28:42,950
♪ Jackin' my slacks
2177
01:28:42,950 --> 01:28:44,252
♪ Spittin' at all the rats
2178
01:28:44,252 --> 01:28:46,587
♪ Oh boy, one just took the bait ♪
2179
01:28:46,587 --> 01:28:49,424
♪ And now it's time for the Don to make his escape ♪
2180
01:28:49,424 --> 01:28:51,926
♪ Back to the Zelli cave so I can have my way made ♪
2181
01:28:51,926 --> 01:28:53,094
♪ You have some Courvoisier
2182
01:28:53,094 --> 01:28:55,630
♪ All we drink is Rossi, babe
2183
01:28:55,630 --> 01:28:57,965
♪ All we drink is Rossi, babe
2184
01:28:57,965 --> 01:29:00,935
♪ All we drink is Rossi
2185
01:29:00,935 --> 01:29:03,338
♪ Don't you know, that's all we drink ♪
2186
01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:08,343
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪
2187
01:29:09,277 --> 01:29:13,948
♪ Donzelli, Donzelli, Donzelli
2188
01:29:13,948 --> 01:29:16,851
♪ Oh, oh, if you got a whip like mine with rims that shine ♪
2189
01:29:16,851 --> 01:29:18,119
♪ And watch the shine
2190
01:29:18,119 --> 01:29:19,787
♪ So watch your eyes, it blinds ♪
2191
01:29:19,787 --> 01:29:20,988
♪ And some girls that fine
2192
01:29:20,988 --> 01:29:22,890
♪ No nickels, all dimes
2193
01:29:22,890 --> 01:29:24,192
♪ It's about that time
2194
01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:25,393
♪ For me to make these girls mine ♪
2195
01:29:25,393 --> 01:29:26,661
♪ So skip the wine and dine
2196
01:29:26,661 --> 01:29:27,795
♪ You tryin' to read my mind
2197
01:29:27,795 --> 01:29:29,731
♪ I'm tryin' to read that ass
2198
01:29:29,731 --> 01:29:31,966
♪ And hit it so quick, so fast
2199
01:29:31,966 --> 01:29:32,900
♪ Zelli be there one minute
2200
01:29:32,900 --> 01:29:34,168
♪ Then he punch on the gas
2201
01:29:34,168 --> 01:29:36,738
♪ I've got more pussies than the Moulin Rouge ♪
2202
01:29:36,738 --> 01:29:39,207
♪ Miss Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya couldn't fill my shoes ♪
2203
01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:41,642
♪ 'Cause I got what it takes to rock the mic right ♪
2204
01:29:41,642 --> 01:29:44,178
♪ And I got a platinum jet and about to take a flight ♪
2205
01:29:44,178 --> 01:29:45,513
♪ So check your local listing
2206
01:29:45,513 --> 01:29:47,749
♪ Freezin' on the talent here is Donzelli, baby ♪
2207
01:29:47,749 --> 01:29:50,485
♪ So what you gonna do
2208
01:29:50,485 --> 01:29:52,053
♪ What you donna do, huh
2209
01:29:52,053 --> 01:29:53,588
♪ You don't know
2210
01:29:53,588 --> 01:29:58,159
♪ Donzelli, whoa, oh, oh, oh, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪
2211
01:29:59,327 --> 01:30:03,998
♪ Donzelli, Donzelli, Donzelli, oh, oh ♪
2212
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:08,736
♪ Yeah, that's me, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪
2213
01:30:08,736 --> 01:30:13,741
♪ Donzelli, Donzelli, Donzelli, oh, oh ♪
2214
01:30:14,942 --> 01:30:16,444
♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it ♪
2215
01:30:16,444 --> 01:30:18,212
♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it ♪
2216
01:30:18,212 --> 01:30:19,747
♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it ♪
2217
01:30:19,747 --> 01:30:21,516
♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it ♪
2218
01:30:21,516 --> 01:30:23,351
♪ Shake it, shake that, shake that ♪
2219
01:30:23,351 --> 01:30:24,685
♪ Shake that, shake that
2220
01:30:24,685 --> 01:30:26,187
♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it ♪
2221
01:30:26,187 --> 01:30:28,189
♪ Shake it, shake it, shakety-shakety-shake it ♪
2222
01:30:28,189 --> 01:30:29,624
♪ Shickity, shickity shake it
2223
01:30:29,624 --> 01:30:31,793
♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake, shake it ♪
2224
01:30:31,793 --> 01:30:33,261
♪ Shake it, shake that, shake that ♪
2225
01:30:33,261 --> 01:30:34,395
♪ Shake that, shake that
2226
01:30:34,395 --> 01:30:36,864
♪ Hey, Donzelli, uh-huh
2227
01:30:36,864 --> 01:30:39,267
♪ Hey, Donzelli, you like me, huh ♪
2228
01:30:39,267 --> 01:30:41,769
♪ Hey, Donzelli, you ain't gettin' none ♪
2229
01:30:41,769 --> 01:30:43,271
♪ I'm Donzelli
2230
01:30:43,271 --> 01:30:46,707
♪ See, uh-uh, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪
2231
01:30:46,707 --> 01:30:50,378
♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪
2232
01:30:50,378 --> 01:30:55,383
♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪
2233
01:30:56,484 --> 01:30:59,153
♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪
2234
01:30:59,153 --> 01:31:04,158
♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪
2235
01:31:05,626 --> 01:31:08,329
♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪
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