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[male announcer] And now, here they are!
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The most daredevil group
of daffy drivers
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to ever whirl their wheels
in the "Wacky Races."
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Competing for the title
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of the World's Wackiest Racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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First is the Turbo Terrific
driven by Peter Perfect.
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Next, Rufus Ruff Cut and
Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.
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Maneuvering for a position is
the Army Surplus Special.
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Right behind is The Anthill Mob
in their Bulletproof Bomb.
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And there is ingenious inventor
Pat Pending
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in his Convert-A-Car.
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Oh, here's the lovely
Penelope Pitstop
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the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
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Next, we have the Boulder Mobile
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with the Slag brothers,
Rock and Gravel.
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Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe
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with the Gruesome Twosome
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and right on their tail is the Red Max.
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And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
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with Luke and Blubber Bear.
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Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine
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with those double-dealing do-badders
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Dick Dastardly and his
sidekick, Muttley.
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And even now they're up
to some dirty trick.
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And they're off...
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...to a standing start.
And why not?
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They've been chained to a post
by shifty Dick Dastardly
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who shifts into the wrong gear.
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And away they go on the
way-out "Wacky Races!"
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[male announcer] And there they go
on another wild and wacky race.
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And it promises to be an exciting one
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as the Wacky Racers...
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...Race To Racine.
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The Arkansas Chuggabug is
steaming along in first place.
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The Slag Brothers are second
but seem to be in trouble.
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[both coughing]
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[mumbling]
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[mumbling]
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Boom
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[mumbling]
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- Backfired!
- And how!
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Hey, Blubber, smells like
something's burning.
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Yeow!
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[sighs]
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[male announcer] So with the Slag Brothers
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and the Arkansas Chuggabug
temporarily out of action
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the charming Penelope
Pitstop takes the lead.
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But here comes Dick Dastardly,
the bad boy of the backstretch.
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I'm a cur on the curves, too.
Ha ha ha.
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[snickering]
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Alright, Muttley, let's give Penelope
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the phony publicity pitch.
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[mumbling]
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Heavens to Betsy!
It's a photographer.
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[mumbling]
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You wanna take some publicity pictures
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of lil' old me?
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[mumbling]
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Oh, how sweet.
Go ahead, shoot.
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Oh, who turned out the lights?
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I can't see a lil' old thing.
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[snickering]
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[tires screeching]
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I better stop until those
lil' old spots go away.
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[Dick Dastardly] Ha ha ha.
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[male announcer] And so the villainous
Dick Dastardly takes the lead.
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But here comes
Professor Pat Pending
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and he's determined to
pass the double zero.
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My dry-land torpedo will
make him change his mind.
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Oh oh, a torpedo!
This calls for magno-power.
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Curses! What a revolting turn of events.
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It's gaining on us, Muttley.
You drive, I'm going to jump.
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Geronimo!
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I never thought
I'd see the day when
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I'd be glad to give somebody my seat.
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Thud
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Sunday driver!
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Oh, boy, am I lucky.
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Boom
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thud
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] Back at the race, Peter
Perfect runs into a bit of trouble.
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Oh my goodness! A cat!
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[tires screeching]
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[cat shrieking]
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Oh, well, there's a lot to be
said for compact cars, you know.
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[rattling]
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[male announcer] While the Army Surplus Six
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tries to outflank
The Ant Hill Mob
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Dick Dastardly, back in the race
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tries some rearguard action.
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What say we mix up that
mixed-up sergeant
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more than he already is, Muttley?
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[mumbling]
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[snickering]
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Hey, what's going on?
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Private Meekley, why are you
heading in the wrong direction?
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We're supposed to go that way.
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Ha ha ha.
It worked.
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He doesn't know which way is up.
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Turn this popcorn popper around
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and head it in the right direction.
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Okay, sarge.
You're the boss.
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That's better.
Forward march.
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Here he comes.
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So long, sarge.
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Give my regards to everyone
back at the starting line.
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Ha ha ha.
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[snickering]
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What's the matter with those racers?
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Don't they know they're headin'
in the wrong direction?
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You tell them, sarge.
Everybody's out of step but us.
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[male announcer] With the Army
Surplus Six advancing to the rear
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Dick Dastardly now schemes to eliminate
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The Ant Hill Mob from the race.
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It's going to take an inside job
to crack that Mob, Muttley.
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As soon as you get inside their
car, gain their confidence
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and then, whambo, sabotage!
Ha ha ha.
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Looks like we got this race
in the bag, you guys.
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As soon as we get the prize,
we'll split it seven ways.
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- Seven?
- Yeah, seven.
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There's seven of us, ain't there?
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You better count again, boss.
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Huh?
Two, four, six, seven, eight.
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Hey, who are you?
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[snickering]
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Oh, yeah. Smiley O'Toole.
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Okay, it's an eight-way split
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but first we gotta shake
that creep, Dick Dastardly.
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Take care of it, Smiley.
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Who, me?
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[snickering]
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Attaboy, Muttley.
Let 'em have it.
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[mumbling]
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Oh, no!
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Boom
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And after giving him the
worse years of my life!
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Where did I go wrong?
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[male announcer] Penelope
Pitstop in car number five
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is finally back on the right track.
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And boy, is she burning it up!
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Penelope's passing everybody
like they're standing still
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and takes the lead away
from The Ant Hill Mob.
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Sorry, boys, but it's every
little ol' gal for herself.
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[male announcer] Car number
seven shifts to getaway power.
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Okay, you guys, on the double!
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[male announcer] And The
Ant Hill Mob is out in front again.
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Nice work, fellas.
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With only a few miles to go
to the finish line at Racine
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the drivers give it all they've got.
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It's still a nip-and-tuck affair though.
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Oh, Dastardly is back in the
race again and coming up fast!
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You bet.
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And I'm going to slow down the others
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by using my most despicable trick.
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[Dick Dastardly] I'm going
to use slow-motion gas.
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Blast off, Muttley.
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[gas hissing]
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[Dick Dastardly] Great work, Muttley.
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So long, slowpokes.
Ha ha ha.
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] Now, it's Dick
Dastardly in first place.
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Looks like he's got the race in the bag.
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Yes, only 500 yards to go.
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Now, if our gas just holds out.
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We got enough gas, Muttley?
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[mumbling]
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Not slow motion gas.
I mean...
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[gas hissing]
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Oh, no!
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Now you've slowed us down, too!
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[male announcer] Here they come,
roaring toward the finish line
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at a blazing five miles an hour.
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And it's...
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...number two, the Creepy
Coupe creeping in
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to take first place.
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Number one, The Slag Brothers
barely make it across
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the line to take second place.
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And Professor Pat Pending
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in car number three comes in third.
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Oh, boy, what a wacky
race this has been.
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Muttley, you dumb-dumb.
Can't you do anything right?
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[gas hissing]
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Nincompoop.
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] And here they are, folks.
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Lined up for the
Carlsbad or Bust Bash.
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[snickering]
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The double zero is already
a full car length
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ahead of the other
Wacky Racers
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and the race hasn't even started.
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It's the racer's edge,
you know. Ha ha ha.
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[male announcer] But now, the racers
are warming up their cars...
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mwah
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...for the hottest race ever.
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Contact!
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[gunshot]
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They're off!
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Dastardly, why aren't you starting?
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I'll catch up with them
at the first pit stop.
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] The
Convert-A-Car takes the lead
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followed by the Creepy
Coupe in second spot
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and The Ant Hill Mob moving into third.
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What's that pile of straw doing
in the middle of the road?
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crash
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Some of the racers have
fallen into a deep pit.
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Oh, so that's the pit stop
Dastardly meant.
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Oh, what a low trick!
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Ha ha ha.
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[snickering]
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About 50 feet low.
Ha ha ha.
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Now we'll just drive over
the top of the heap!
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Oh, no!
They're out of the pit.
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Crash
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Drat!
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[snickering]
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[male announcer] Here they come into
the first lap of today's race.
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The Compact Pussycat, number
five, is in the lead
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leaving the others to bite the dust.
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[coughing]
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Is anything wrong, Penny?
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It sure is, sugar.
My nose is shiny.
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[coughing]
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It must be snowing.
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[male announcer] There go cars two,
seven, eight, three, one, nine.
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Bingo!
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And Dick Dastardly sailing
along in the last place.
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[Dick Dastardly] Got to save gas.
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[male announcer] Going full throttle
down the Go-Back-Gulch Road
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Penelope Pitstop is headed
straight for a hairpin curve.
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Hairpin? That's just what I need.
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The Slag Brothers are right
behind her in second place.
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And Luke in the Chuggabug is...
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...sleep-driving in for third.
But wait.
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Here comes Peter Perfect
in the Turbo Terrific
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using triple wheel power!
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[mumbling]
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Howdy do, Miss Penny?
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Oh, my.
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[male announcer] The Turbo Terrific
has just flown into first place.
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What a car!
You never let me down.
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Oh, shucks.
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[male announcer] The wacky beat goes on
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as the racers head for
Carlsbad Cavern.
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And here comes last and least,
Dick Dastardly.
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Not for long, Boopie.
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It's mean-man ship time.
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The long arm of the outlaw
should do the dirty trick.
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[Dick Dastardly] This is a hot one.
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[whimpering]
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Ain't nothing to get all
steamed up about, Blubber.
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Drat! Muttley, you forgot
to Sanforize the car!
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[male announcer] Thanks to a
helping hand from Dastardly
256
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the Chuggabug has just
jetted past the pack
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and takes over the lead.
258
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The Buzzwagon is chewing up
the road for second place.
259
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,224
The Boulder Mobile is bashing
ahead for third spot
260
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,352
followed by the Creepy Coupe,
a hot contender for fourth.
261
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,400
Uh-oh. What scheme is Dick
Dastardly hatching now?
262
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,818
Ha ha ha.
263
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:48,990
A little foul play on those birds.
264
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,367
"'Danger. Bridge out."'
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That ought to stop 'em.
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♪ La-dee-dee-di-da-dadda-da ♪
267
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:07,341
Uh, why aren't you racing?
268
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Look at the sign.
The bridge is out.
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[Dick Dastardly] 'Yeah,
I put it there. Ha ha ha.
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So long, losers.
271
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[male announcer] Dastardly's dirty deed paid off.
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He's in first place.
273
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:24,400
Dirty deeds do it every time. Ha ha ha.
274
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,987
[tires screeching]
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Quick, Muttley. Hop in.
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And away we go.
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Those chuckle heads sure fell
278
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,207
for that old "bridge-out" sign trick.
279
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,459
Say, what are you doing with that sign?
280
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:44,587
I just saw it back there on the road.
281
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,714
[mumbling]
282
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,008
What?
The bridge is out!
283
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,551
[tires screeching]
284
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,221
Splash
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00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,099
[snickering]
286
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,729
[mumbling]
287
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,191
[male announcer] Even with the bridge out,
the Wacky Racers prove once again...
288
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,859
...they're wacky.
289
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,820
splash
290
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,989
Professor Pat Pending
has taken the lead now
291
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,950
with The Anthill Mob water skiing
292
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,576
into a bumpy second.
293
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,415
Timber!
294
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,334
Thud
295
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,128
[male announcer] The Buzzwagon just
bridged the stream for third place
296
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,632
followed by the rest
of the Wacky Racers.
297
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:33,844
Meanwhile, Dick Dastardly is
slowly floating downstream.
298
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,471
Drat this raft!
299
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:39,141
It's too slow, but we'll
still win, Muttley.
300
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:43,271
Look! We'll sneak along
the Sneaky snakey River
301
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,898
and slither ahead of everyone.
302
00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:50,736
Hey, Muttley, paddle faster.
We're speeding up.
303
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,488
Speeding up?
304
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,282
[gasps]
305
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,869
My brakes must be wet!
306
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,580
Splash
307
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:04,667
Anyway, Muttley, this shortcut
will get us to Carlsbad Cavern
308
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,044
ahead of those other dumb-dumbs.
309
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,384
Would you look at that, Peter?
310
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,970
I've never seen so many
lil' old tunnels.
311
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,931
[Peter Perfect] And only one of
them leads to the finish line.
312
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,309
We better start exploring.
313
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:33,738
We must be inside
Carlsbad Cavern.
314
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,115
Keep looking for the exit, Muttley.
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Bang
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thud
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00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,622
[mumbling]
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00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,080
Me friend.
319
00:18:44,205 --> 00:18:47,251
Muttley, I think he wants
to be our friend.
320
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:51,297
I can use him to stop the other racers.
321
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,965
Friend. Friend.
322
00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:55,760
[snickering]
323
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,263
Friend. Friend.
324
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,142
[mumbling]
325
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,061
[male announcer] Leaving
Dastardly with his newfound friend
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00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,521
we find the Wacky Racers
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00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,107
looking for an exit
from Carlsbad Cavern.
328
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,570
Hark. I hear those Wacky Racers coming.
329
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,657
[Dick Dastardly] Quick, nitty
Gritty, let them have it.
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00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,451
Friend. Friend.
331
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,498
[male announcer] Here comes the
Convert-A-Car in the lead.
332
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:26,666
Look out, Professor.
333
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,584
That boulder is headed right for you!
334
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,754
How about an eight boulder
in the corner tunnel?
335
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,011
That boulder.
It's headed back for us.
336
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,189
[male announcer] Taking leave of
Dick Dastardly, we rejoin the race.
337
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,732
And here they come
338
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,693
streaking out of Carlsbad Cavern
339
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,736
heading for the finish line.
340
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,156
Penelope Pitstop is in the lead.
341
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,032
Red Max is closing fast.
342
00:20:01,157 --> 00:20:03,327
And the Slag Brothers
are moving into third.
343
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,913
And at the finish line, car number five
344
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,541
the Compact Pussycat is the winner!
345
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,335
Red Max, in number four,
noses into second place
346
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,422
and the Boulder Mobile, number
one, is a smashing third.
347
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,382
All the Wacky Racers
have finished except...
348
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,134
...Dick Dastardly.
349
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,678
There he is, behind the eight ball.
350
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,350
I hope we find our way out of here
351
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:29,145
in time for the next Wacky Race.
352
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,896
[snickering]
353
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,988
[male announcer] And they're off
again! The Wacky Race goes on and on.
354
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:42,157
Each driver determined to win,
maneuvering for position
355
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:45,202
looking for the opening that
will put him in the lead.
356
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:49,749
The Ant Hill Mob uses getaway power.
357
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:50,833
Red Max of the Crimson Haybaler
358
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,334
makes his move.
359
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,965
The Arkansas Chuggabug uses jet power.
360
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:03,262
And the Creepy Coupe pours
it on with dragon power.
361
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,848
Oh, it's going to be a
great race, folks.
362
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,725
Hey, wait a minute.
363
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:08,976
Stop!
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00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,644
crash
365
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,565
This race starts next week.
366
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:18,986
Next week? That means I'll get
a good start on the others.
367
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,574
Drat! Drat! And double drat!
368
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,451
[snickering]
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